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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: BlackMage on May 15, 2007, 06:18:21 PM

Title: I've decided I need a woman.
Post by: BlackMage on May 15, 2007, 06:18:21 PM
Where are the best places to get a woman? I currently work and go to school. I hear going out with co-workers is a bad idea, and I have been rejected before at school. Should I go to bars and shit, or scavenge chat rooms?  ???
Title: Re: I've decided I need a woman.
Post by: demi on May 15, 2007, 06:19:56 PM
Go gay. It's soooo easier to hit on dudes and get hit on back.
Title: Re: I've decided I need a woman.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on May 15, 2007, 06:19:58 PM
unemployment offices. 
Title: Re: I've decided I need a woman.
Post by: Flannel Boy on May 15, 2007, 06:20:53 PM
unemployment offices. 
It is a job resource center.  :'(
Title: Re: I've decided I need a woman.
Post by: BlackMage on May 15, 2007, 06:20:56 PM
Go gay. It's soooo easier to hit on dudes and get hit on back.

I get hit on by gay guys a lot, but I'm not comfortable with the idea of taking it in the butt, or sucking dick.
Title: Re: I've decided I need a woman.
Post by: Beezy on May 15, 2007, 06:21:53 PM
Go gay. It's soooo easier to hit on dudes and get hit on back.

I get hit on by gay guys a lot, but I'm not comfortable with the idea of taking it in the butt, or sucking dick.
...then why did you join EB?
Title: Re: I've decided I need a woman.
Post by: BlackMage on May 15, 2007, 06:22:52 PM
Go gay. It's soooo easier to hit on dudes and get hit on back.

I get hit on by gay guys a lot, but I'm not comfortable with the idea of taking it in the butt, or sucking dick.
...then why did you join EB?

because I like to talk about it.
Title: Re: I've decided I need a woman.
Post by: CajoleJuice on May 15, 2007, 06:23:00 PM
I've only gotten hit on by one gay guy.  :(
Title: Re: I've decided I need a woman.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on May 15, 2007, 06:24:02 PM
I've only gotten hit on by one gay guy.  :(
:lol
Title: Re: I've decided I need a woman.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 15, 2007, 06:24:20 PM
You're a good looking man. If I was a woman I'd be slobbering on your knob right now.

You live in California
There are many women there
You should be able to find one
Use your looks to your advantage
Title: Re: I've decided I need a woman.
Post by: CajoleJuice on May 15, 2007, 06:24:42 PM
And it wasn't even in real-life!
Title: Re: I've decided I need a woman.
Post by: Saint Cornelius on May 15, 2007, 06:25:13 PM
I hear going out with co-workers is a bad idea


You're fucking a right about that one. Anywhere else is pretty much fair game.
Title: Re: I've decided I need a woman.
Post by: BlackMage on May 15, 2007, 06:25:23 PM
You're a good looking man. If I was a woman I'd be slobbering on your knob right now.

You live in California
There are many women there
You should be able to find one
Use your looks to your advantage

women don't care about looks. At least that's what I've heard.
Title: Re: I've decided I need a woman.
Post by: Flannel Boy on May 15, 2007, 06:26:20 PM

women don't care about looks. At least that's what I've heard.
Oh, they care. Not as much as men, but they still care.
Title: Re: I've decided I need a woman.
Post by: CajoleJuice on May 15, 2007, 06:26:41 PM
You're a good looking man. If I was a woman I'd be slobbering on your knob right now.

You live in California
There are many women there
You should be able to find one
Use your looks to your advantage

women don't care about looks. At least that's what I've heard.

Then you've fallen victim to their propaganda.
Title: Re: I've decided I need a woman.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on May 15, 2007, 06:26:52 PM

women don't care about looks. At least that's what I've heard.
Oh, they care. Not as much as men, but they still care.
a lot. 
Title: Re: I've decided I need a woman.
Post by: G The Resurrected on May 15, 2007, 06:28:37 PM
Bm where in cali do you live. I can be your wingman. Go in the bar you show me what girls you looking at then I go over and hit on them and then you can come save them from my disgusting ass. You compared to me would be like a toad and a prince thing ya know.
Title: Re: I've decided I need a woman.
Post by: Flannel Boy on May 15, 2007, 06:29:41 PM
Bm where in cali do you live. I can be your wingman. Go in the bar you show me what girls you looking at then I go over and hit on them and then you can come save them from my disgusting ass. You compared to me would be like a toad and a prince thing ya know.
I don't know, they might swear off mankind after that.
Title: Re: I've decided I need a woman.
Post by: Cyanista on May 15, 2007, 06:30:17 PM
 :lol No, they care about money.  AMIRITE?
Title: Re: I've decided I need a woman.
Post by: Flannel Boy on May 15, 2007, 06:30:42 PM
:lol No, they care about money.  AMIRITE?
/me whistles
Title: Re: I've decided I need a woman.
Post by: BlackMage on May 15, 2007, 06:33:12 PM
:lol No, they care about money.  AMIRITE?

I hear they like confidence and a sense of humor. I have neither of these skills  :'(
Title: Re: I've decided I need a woman.
Post by: Flannel Boy on May 15, 2007, 06:35:02 PM
:lol No, they care about money.  AMIRITE?

I hear they like confidence and a sense of humor. I have neither of these skills  :'(
They also like men with full eyebrows... but what can you do?
Title: Re: I've decided I need a woman.
Post by: BlackMage on May 15, 2007, 06:37:07 PM
:lol No, they care about money.  AMIRITE?

I hear they like confidence and a sense of humor. I have neither of these skills  :'(
They also like men with full eyebrows... but when can you do?

son of a bitch
Title: Re: I've decided I need a woman.
Post by: Van Cruncheon on May 15, 2007, 06:49:20 PM
i have money, confidence, a (bad) wit AND a ring -- women don't hit on me! (not that i'm asking them to; just pointing out that male stereotypes of "what women want" usually reflect male insecurities more than women's desires.)

also, i'm a loudmouthed self-important asshole with an emerging beer gut and a total lack of romantic sentiment.
Title: Re: I've decided I need a woman.
Post by: demi on May 15, 2007, 06:50:12 PM

also, i'm a loudmouthed self-important asshole with an emerging beer gut and a total lack of romantic sentiment.

You're a bloomer I see. I'll be getting back to you in the future.
Title: Re: I've decided I need a woman.
Post by: BlackMage on May 15, 2007, 06:55:40 PM

also, i'm a loudmouthed self-important asshole with an emerging beer gut and a total lack of romantic sentiment.

someday, I want to achieve this
Title: Re: I've decided I need a woman.
Post by: Cyanista on May 15, 2007, 07:07:40 PM
Quote
also, i'm a loudmouthed self-important asshole with an emerging beer gut and a total lack of romantic sentiment.

I have all this minus the beergut.  :rock
Title: Re: I've decided I need a woman.
Post by: BlackMage on May 15, 2007, 07:10:30 PM
Quote
also, i'm a loudmouthed self-important asshole with an emerging beer gut and a total lack of romantic sentiment.

I have all this minus the beergut.  :rock

you aren't romantic?  :'(
Title: Re: I've decided I need a woman.
Post by: Mupepe on May 15, 2007, 07:13:33 PM
there's nothing romantic about cum on the tummy.

i wish women would hit on me.  but they don't.  so i hit on them.  :rock
Title: Re: I've decided I need a woman.
Post by: Oblivion on May 15, 2007, 07:13:49 PM
Go gay. It's soooo easier to hit on dudes and get hit on back.

Joke or not, this shit is so true, it's kinda scary. I've been hit on by probably 8 guys within the past four years. Why don't girls do this shit?!  :maf
Title: Re: I've decided I need a woman.
Post by: Flannel Boy on May 15, 2007, 07:16:21 PM
Why don't girls do this shit?!  :maf
They don't have to since men hit on them all the time... at least the ones you want to hit on you.
Title: Re: I've decided I need a woman.
Post by: etiolate on May 15, 2007, 08:15:13 PM
Try school or hangouts.  I hate bar hags, so I avoid bars generally.  Not that I am any expert at all. I'm just saying what I'd do.

And girls don't hit on you because they expect men to do all that work.  LAZY HOS
Title: Re: I've decided I need a woman.
Post by: Mupepe on May 15, 2007, 08:17:55 PM
just go visit a high school and pick up some chicks.
Title: Re: I've decided I need a woman.
Post by: Van Cruncheon on May 15, 2007, 08:27:23 PM
correction: i HAVE been hit on by forty-something single moms with weight issues. :'(
Title: Re: I've decided I need a woman.
Post by: bluemax on May 15, 2007, 08:51:01 PM
Women tell me coffee shops are a good hip place to meet women.

I don't drink coffee though so I never tested this out.
Title: Re: I've decided I need a woman.
Post by: Bloodwake on May 15, 2007, 08:53:41 PM
Bad news sir....

As it ALWAYS is in my case, the women don't notice you until you actually start dating one.

At least that's how its always been for me.
Title: Re: I've decided I need a woman.
Post by: Saint Cornelius on May 15, 2007, 08:54:54 PM
I am so at the opposite edge of this issue right now.
Title: Re: I've decided I need a woman.
Post by: Mupepe on May 15, 2007, 08:59:54 PM
Bad news sir....

As it ALWAYS is in my case, the women don't notice you until you actually start dating one.

At least that's how its always been for me.
bitches want, what bitches can't have.
Title: Re: I've decided I need a woman.
Post by: BlackMage on May 15, 2007, 09:11:02 PM
I am so at the opposite edge of this issue right now.

how come you don't want a woman?!
Title: Re: I've decided I need a woman.
Post by: Saint Cornelius on May 15, 2007, 09:14:38 PM
how come you don't want a woman?!


there is a lot of effort that must be put forth to keep someone happy. and that's not even talking about anyone else.
Title: Re: I've decided I need a woman.
Post by: Boogie on May 15, 2007, 09:15:32 PM
Bad news sir....

As it ALWAYS is in my case, the women don't notice you until you actually start dating one.

At least that's how its always been for me.

I've said this before, but I've been in a relationship for five months now, and other women STILL don't notice me.  I reject this myth.
Title: Re: I've decided I need a woman.
Post by: BlackMage on May 15, 2007, 09:15:40 PM
how come you don't want a woman?!


there is a lot of effort that must be put forth to keep someone happy. and that's not even talking about anyone else.

I feel the same way, but on the other hand, I am so lonely..  :'(
Title: Re: I've decided I need a woman.
Post by: Saint Cornelius on May 15, 2007, 09:16:54 PM
I feel the same way, but on the other hand, I am so lonely..  :'(


why? what do you want? someone to cuddle with?

i'm not being factitious; what is it that you're looking for that you don't have?
Title: Re: I've decided I need a woman.
Post by: Saint Cornelius on May 15, 2007, 09:17:45 PM
but I've been in a relationship for five months now


jesus fucking christ boogie, DID YOU HIT?
Title: Re: I've decided I need a woman.
Post by: Boogie on May 15, 2007, 09:18:51 PM
but I've been in a relationship for five months now


jesus fucking christ boogie, DID YOU HIT?

:lol
Title: Re: I've decided I need a woman.
Post by: BlackMage on May 15, 2007, 09:19:12 PM
I feel the same way, but on the other hand, I am so lonely..  :'(


why? what do you want? someone to cuddle with?

i'm not being factitious; what is it that you're looking for that you don't have?

someone to share my life with!
Title: Re: I've decided I need a woman.
Post by: Saint Cornelius on May 15, 2007, 09:19:43 PM
someone to share my life with!


do you have friends?

this is a gender neutral question.
Title: Re: I've decided I need a woman.
Post by: BlackMage on May 15, 2007, 09:20:19 PM
someone to share my life with!


do you have friends?

this is a gender neutral question.

yes but I can't share everything with them!
Title: Re: I've decided I need a woman.
Post by: Saint Cornelius on May 15, 2007, 09:20:47 PM
so you want someone to fuck.
Title: Re: I've decided I need a woman.
Post by: BlackMage on May 15, 2007, 09:21:18 PM
so you want someone to fuck.

and hug and kiss and spoon!
Title: Re: I've decided I need a woman.
Post by: Saint Cornelius on May 15, 2007, 09:21:39 PM
:lol

you ass. :punch
Title: Re: I've decided I need a woman.
Post by: Saint Cornelius on May 15, 2007, 09:22:15 PM
and hug and kiss and spoon!


okay.

what's stopping you from meeting that person?
Title: Re: I've decided I need a woman.
Post by: BlackMage on May 15, 2007, 09:23:28 PM
and hug and kiss and spoon!


okay.

what's stopping you from meeting that person?

probably my insecurities  :lol
Title: Re: I've decided I need a woman.
Post by: Mupepe on May 15, 2007, 09:23:48 PM
love is overrated.  seriously.
Title: Re: I've decided I need a woman.
Post by: Boogie on May 15, 2007, 09:24:04 PM
:lol

you ass. :punch

aw, don't be like that  :-*
Title: Re: I've decided I need a woman.
Post by: Mupepe on May 15, 2007, 09:25:31 PM
(http://img521.imageshack.us/img521/7507/devilkd0.jpg)
"Biochemically no different than eating large quantities of chocolate."
Title: Re: I've decided I need a woman.
Post by: Saint Cornelius on May 15, 2007, 09:27:03 PM
probably my insecurities  :lol


dude, you told sporks off. you're unstoppable.


aw, don't be like that  :-*


i just want to know if you've encountered the bliss that is wet vagina and if so, what you thought of it.