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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Scurvy Stan on May 18, 2007, 01:10:52 AM

Title: Arbys gave me the nastiest farts of all time.
Post by: Scurvy Stan on May 18, 2007, 01:10:52 AM
My friend and I ate at arbys today and I had that two cheese melt special thing whatever and now I'm making the most disgusting smelling farts of all time from my butthole. My gf has all the doors opened and is giving me the evil eye with her shirt pulled over her nose. :lol If I could make a car powered by these farts we'd never need foreign oil again. Fuck communism! :gun
Title: Re: Arbys gave me the nastiest farts of all time.
Post by: Candyflip on May 18, 2007, 01:12:00 AM
I hope one day they figure out a way to transmit a smell through the internet. I bet I could win. For lunch I had a combination plate of Chinese: chicken chow mein, fried rice, foil wrapped chicken, two egg rolls, and pork. Then for dinner I had Jimboy's: combo burrito, taco, and mexican rice & beans. Mmm. The farts are pretty weird.
Title: Re: Arbys gave me the nastiest farts of all time.
Post by: G The Resurrected on May 18, 2007, 01:16:10 AM
Candy Jimboys is nasty as hell. I have one a few blocks away its god awful.
Title: Re: Arbys gave me the nastiest farts of all time.
Post by: Candyflip on May 18, 2007, 01:17:28 AM
God, I love it. So greasy. Sometimes their taco's aren't too great though. But their combo burrito's never let me down <333
Title: Re: Arbys gave me the nastiest farts of all time.
Post by: Scurvy Stan on May 18, 2007, 01:19:00 AM
Whatever the fuck those cheesy melt things were made out of obviously isn't something my digestive system has any idea what to do with I'll tell you that much.
Title: Re: Arbys gave me the nastiest farts of all time.
Post by: Candyflip on May 18, 2007, 01:19:32 AM
Quote from: Scurvy Stan on May 18, 2007, 01:19:00 AM
Whatever the fuck those cheesy melt things were made out of obviously isn't something my digestive system has any idea what to do with I'll tell you that much.
Those actually looked delicious. Were they? Every time I go to Arby's, no matter what I get, the meat tastes like...lunchmeat. Blech. Not worth $6.
Title: Re: Arbys gave me the nastiest farts of all time.
Post by: Scurvy Stan on May 18, 2007, 01:20:54 AM
Quote from: Candyflip on May 18, 2007, 01:19:32 AM
Quote from: Scurvy Stan on May 18, 2007, 01:19:00 AM
Whatever the fuck those cheesy melt things were made out of obviously isn't something my digestive system has any idea what to do with I'll tell you that much.
Those actually looked delicious. Were they? Every time I go to Arby's, no matter what I get, the meat tastes like...lunchmeat. Blech. Not worth $6.

Fuck yeah they were good, but not worth this! :-\
Title: Re: Arbys gave me the nastiest farts of all time.
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 18, 2007, 01:25:59 AM
What's the quote from the Simpsons?  "I'm so hungry I could eat Arby's!"
Title: Re: Arbys gave me the nastiest farts of all time.
Post by: Scurvy Stan on May 18, 2007, 01:27:55 AM
Quote from: Raoul Duke on May 18, 2007, 01:25:59 AM
What's the quote from the Simpsons?  "I'm so hungry I could eat Arby's!"

Yeah, we were even saying that when we were at arbys because we were actually really hungry.
Title: Re: Arbys gave me the nastiest farts of all time.
Post by: Error Macro on May 18, 2007, 02:08:22 AM
[youtube=425,350]JouOnD9Zo6w[/youtube]

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Title: Re: Arbys gave me the nastiest farts of all time.
Post by: Scurvy Stan on May 18, 2007, 03:49:48 AM
Imagine this video is a methaphor and Arbys is the break dancer and I show up more towards the end.

[youtube=425,350]ceNf-11-ddI[/youtube]
Title: Re: Arbys gave me the nastiest farts of all time.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 18, 2007, 03:52:23 AM
I've never eaten there, and I always find coupons for that place in my mailbox. Like 3 of those cheese wraps for $3. That doesn't sound bad, but apparently it smells bad :-\