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Title: paper ass gaskets; who uses them?
Post by: Mupepe on May 18, 2007, 07:56:48 PM

i don't think i've ever used one   :-\  i should go get tested for AIDS

Title: Re: paper ass gaskets; who uses them?
Post by: Error Macro on May 18, 2007, 08:03:31 PM

Do you at least hover, or are your ass cheeks making out with the fermented hobo semen on the seat?

It might not just be AIDS.  You may have the superAIDS.

Title: Re: paper ass gaskets; who uses them?
Post by: Mupepe on May 18, 2007, 08:18:42 PM

well, if it's somewhere like a supermarket or the average public place, i don't use it unless i'm about to crap my pants and then i hover. 

the only place i use the seat with confidence is at work because we have a bathroom just for our staff, so maybe like 5-8 people ever really use it and it's always really clean so i guess i feel safe.

i'm going to schedule any AIDS test for when i get back from my trip.

Title: Re: paper ass gaskets; who uses them?
Post by: Ichirou on May 18, 2007, 08:38:01 PM

If I ever use a public toilet, I have to shower immediately as soon as I get home.  It makes me feel dirty.

Title: Re: paper ass gaskets; who uses them?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on May 18, 2007, 09:15:22 PM

I don't use public toilets to poop.  Would rather do it in the parkinglot like a homeless man. 

Title: Re: paper ass gaskets; who uses them?
Post by: Mupepe on May 18, 2007, 09:45:18 PM

Quote from: Father_Mike on May 18, 2007, 09:15:22 PM

I don't use public toilets to poop.  Would rather do it in the parkinglot like a homeless man. 

:lol :lol

Title: Re: paper ass gaskets; who uses them?
Post by: Scurvy Stan on May 18, 2007, 11:32:03 PM

You probably got hepatitis and cancer-aids.