THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Fresh Prince on May 18, 2007, 09:30:39 PM
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(http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/9657/statlerandwaldorfqo7.jpg)
Like Drinky but better.
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bump
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I always thought Rowlf was a pretty cool cat. 8)
er, dog.
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Animal
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whatever one canceled their irritating asses
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You have to thank Disney for that. :-\
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Kermit, Rowlf and Animal, with special love for Waldorf and Statler.
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wtf, kermit was a fuckin' sobby emo pussy
he should have been gassed by the weimars
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Statler: The question is, what is a Mahna Mahna?
Waldorf: The question is, who cares?
Statler: Wake up you old fool. You slept through the show.
Waldorf: Who's a fool? You watched it.
S: Is your hearing aid fixed?
W: No.
S: Then how do you know what I'm saying?
W: I don't!
S: Oh. (does double take)
S: I like the steel Drums!
W: What?!?
S: THE PIGS' STEEL DRUMS!!!
W: I beleive it! They'll take anything that isn't bolted down!
Fozzie: That's what we call a Disney Joke!
S: No!! That's what we call a Dismal Joke!!!
S: That George Burns is a great singer!
W: Well so am I, Statler!
S: What?!
W: Sure! Hey, you wanna hear me sing?
S: Only if you sing tenor.
W: Tenor?
S: Ten or eleven miles away! HA HA HA HA HA!
(after seeing Gonzo preform 'Jamboree')
W: Ther've been wars started over less then that
S: You're wrong. Nothing's less then that.
S: "Take a trip" you said. "See the world you said" you said. Now we're stuck on the front of this stupid ship.
W: It could be worse. We could be stuck in the audience.
S: What do you think of the Movie?
W: I've seen detergents that left a better film!
(after "She Loves You")
Waldorf: Seeing a number like that always makes me nostalgic.
Statler: Oh, yeah? Nostalgic for what?
Waldorf: D.D.T.
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Animal, and the swedish chef.
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From The Muppet Show with Sandy Duncan:
(after "A Nice Girl Like Me")
S: You know, she makes me feel like a young boy.
W: She makes me feel like a young girl. I think I'll go find one.
(Waldorf gets up and leaves.)
:lol wtf
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Fozzie has always been my favorite. Wembley too, if you count the Fraggles as muppets.
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Statler & Waldorf had a thing where they previewed new movies called From the Balcony. Some bits.
W: Each week, we'll be telling you what to see and what to avoid.
S: Avoid Paris Hilton!
W: I stayed there once.
S: Who hasn't?
(while previewing "Just Like Heaven")
W: (notices Statler crying) What's wrong?
S: I miss... Uh... I miss...
W: Relax! Reese Witherspoon isn't really dead!
S: No, I miss my ten bucks!
S: If this movie is just like heaven, I'm glad I've been a bad person.
S: If I wanted to see outlandish stories about the military, I'd turn on Fox News.
(after previewing "Stealth")
S: In "Stealth", Jamie Fox does what many academy award-winning have done with their follow-up films.
W: You mean, he stretches further as an actor?
S: No, he cashes in!
(They laugh.)
W: Wait. If this plane was really super-intelligent, why did it choose this screenplay?
(They laugh.)
S: I even heard Jamie Fox almost walked off the set.
W: Why?
S: He was mad that the plane had a bigger hanger.
(after previewing "Duece Bigalow: European Jiggalo")
W: Next year, look for part 3, entitled "Duece Bigalow: Straight-to-video Jiggalo"!
W: I am so sick of Johnny Depp!
S: Well, even in claymation, he can get more women than you!
W: Oh, yeah? Well, even Clay Aiken can get more women than you!
S: Ouch!
W: Oh, yeah. That might've been too mean.
S: Up first, Jessica Alba and Paul Walker star in "Into the Blue".
W: They play beautiful people hunting for treasure who are being hunted by other beautiful people and, of course, the result is...
Both: Ugly!
(after previewing "Into the Blue")
W: If I found Jessica Alba underwater, I'd stop looking for Nemo.
S: Director Cameron Crowe always makes these lyrical, thoughtful movies.
W: There's a perfect name for the genre: Naptime.
(while previewing "Jarhead")
S: That's "Don't Worry, Be Happy"! Maybe this is a feel-good war movie.
(after previewing "Jarhead")
S: So much for feeling good.
W: Given the current world climate, "Jarhead" seems a little too heavy for me.
S: What?! You want to avoid this movie and just ignore the world's problems?!
W: No, I want to heckle this movie and avoid the world's problems!
S: Sounds like a plan.
S: People are saying that this movie really does capture what it's like to be at war.
W: Yeah! After watching it for 10 minutes, you want to shoot yourself in the foot and get sent home!
S: I heard Donald Rumsfeld went to go see "Jarhead".
W: Oh, yeah? What did he think?
S: No one knows! He's still stuck in the theater because he has no exit strategy!
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Another thread, another Weezer video I get to post.
[youtube=425,350]aLc1pQGcuCk[/youtube]
Oh, and to answer the question, my favorites were Fozzie and Gonzo.
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http://movies.go.com/muppets/archive
OMG the voices :-\
[youtube=425,350]M9-fE683CaY[/youtube]
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Dr. Teeth
(http://www.toughpigs.com/images/recastdrteeth.jpg)
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Pepe the Prawn is pretty badass too
[youtube=425,350]ZmCp8rvXbdU[/youtube]
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http://movies.go.com/muppets/archive
OMG the voices :-\
[youtube=425,350]M9-fE683CaY[/youtube]
:lol Fozzy