Don't say "jesus fuck" that's what I always say
Himuro: whats even funnier is that since you and your dad have the same name, when your mom is cumming and she screams your dads name she is also screaming yours. i bet she has even thought about you fucking her while your dad is mounted firmly inside of her
Himuro: whats even funnier is that since you and your dad have the same name, when your mom is cumming and she screams your dads name she is also screaming yours. i bet she has even thought about you fucking her while your dad is mounted firmly inside of her
My dad beat my mother when they had sex/rape whatever
everyone should be required by law to stop having sex after age 40
everyone should be required by law to stop having sex after age 40
everyone should be required by law to stop having sex after age 40
worse i walked in on my grandparents having sex in the very room i now live in. i've heard my parents when i was really young. My dad beat my mother when they had sex/rape whatever
I don't think so, but I heard my dad making a proposition that my mom give him head once. She refused and went into some tirade about it. And yeah, they're divorced now. It's also pretty disgusting to remember, so thanks for this thread.
It didn't bother me at that point though, because I'd rather know that they still love each other, you know? It's kinda sweet if you can get passed the part that it's your parents and therefore kinda gross.
HUAHUAHUAHA was he mounted doggy style, nikki?
This sounds suspiciously like a lemurs thread.
This sounds suspiciously like a lemurs thread.
Lemurs is really jarosh?
I think she made this thread here, and Mupepe had the same reply!This sounds suspiciously like a lemurs thread.
Lemurs is really jarosh?
cloudwalking = jarosh = lemurs
But seriously, this is exactly the type of thread Lemurs would make. In fact, I think she made a very similar one on GAF once. I AM SUSPICIOUS.
I've heard my parents when i was really young. My dad beat my mother when they had sex/rape whatever
I've heard my parents when i was really young. My dad beat my mother when they had sex/rape whatever
This is fucking hot.
I think she made this thread here, and Mupepe had the same reply!This sounds suspiciously like a lemurs thread.
Lemurs is really jarosh?
cloudwalking = jarosh = lemurs
But seriously, this is exactly the type of thread Lemurs would make. In fact, I think she made a very similar one on GAF once. I AM SUSPICIOUS.
Your mom cries during sex, lmao.
I think she made this thread here, and Mupepe had the same reply!This sounds suspiciously like a lemurs thread.
Lemurs is really jarosh?
cloudwalking = jarosh = lemurs
But seriously, this is exactly the type of thread Lemurs would make. In fact, I think she made a very similar one on GAF once. I AM SUSPICIOUS.
Who is this "Mupepe" of whom you speak?
I've heard my parents when i was really young. My dad beat my mother when they had sex/rape whatever
This is fucking hot.
So your place or mine?
This thread was made today, wasn't it?
This thread was made today, wasn't it?
O right just the day changed. :lol Jeez thought I was going insane there. :burgerking
This thread was made today, wasn't it?
O right just the day changed. :lol Jeez thought I was going insane there. :burgerking
You are a madman. :tbslol :tbslol :tbslol
Once I got out of university, the stress level just faded away. I am worried about going back to continue my studies. It's so relaxing not having that stuff hanging over you anymore.
I've heard my parents when i was really young. My dad beat my mother when they had sex/rape whatever
This is fucking hot.
So your place or mine?
Who gets to be the raper and who gets to be the rapee? I LOVE making people cry.
Once I got out of university, the stress level just faded away. I am worried about going back to continue my studies. It's so relaxing not having that stuff hanging over you anymore.
Just wait until your Saturn's Return. I'm not even there yet, but the shit is getting heavy. Makes university stress seem like grade school.
Just think, when your dad is doing your mom doggy style, his low hanging balls are prolly slappin her stomach, and then his lower back.I can't imagine a position where that would be possible.
Just think, when your dad is doing your mom doggy style, his low hanging balls are prolly slappin her stomach, and then his lower back.I can't imagine a position where that would be possible.
All the time when I was a kid, and it fucked me up. It's really awful when you are a kid. It made me hate night time. They just didnt give a damn. I used to start my gameboy with Tetris and put my headphones on and let the song selection menu music on loop over and over again while closing my eyes. :-\
When I have kids I'm gonna give my wife like 18 orgasms a night and then when their teachers call to say they're falling asleep in class I'll tell them it's cause I give the wife mad secks. Then I'll puff my chest out and walk my kids to school the next day with a boner while wearing spandex. :Dno one will marry you with a avatar like this:
When I have kids I'm gonna give my wife like 18 orgasms a night and then when their teachers call to say they're falling asleep in class I'll tell them it's cause I give the wife mad secks. Then I'll puff my chest out and walk my kids to school the next day with a boner while wearing spandex. :Dno one will marry you with a avatar like this:
(http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k36/SlinkyT82/cutebunny_av.jpg)
Just think, when your dad is doing your mom doggy style, his low hanging balls are prolly slappin her stomach, and then his lower back.
Mine used to make me film it.
I don't think my parents HAVE sex. So I'm in the clear (their bed leans up against a shared wall).