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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: TVC15 on May 21, 2007, 03:27:30 PM

Title: Man, Joan Rivers is still bangable
Post by: TVC15 on May 21, 2007, 03:27:30 PM
(http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/05_02/joanriversDM2005_468x423.jpg)

She's 73 and she doesn't look a day over. . .I don't know.  She looks so strangely that I can't really say how old she appears to be.  I wouldn't have a problem hitting it.
Title: Re: Man, Joan Rivers is still bangable
Post by: Flannel Boy on May 21, 2007, 03:29:53 PM
Right...
Title: Re: Man, Joan Rivers is still bangable
Post by: Saint Cornelius on May 21, 2007, 03:32:05 PM
I think you would have a problem hitting it. Such as the pussy turning to dust upon insertion.
Title: Re: Man, Joan Rivers is still bangable
Post by: Tauntaun on May 21, 2007, 03:32:58 PM
Quote from: Saint Cornelius on May 21, 2007, 03:32:05 PM
I think you would have a problem hitting it. Such as the pussy turning to dust upon insertion.

 :lol :lol I was soooooooo gonna say this.... :-* hey corny, u still love me?  :-*
Title: Re: Man, Joan Rivers is still bangable
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 21, 2007, 03:33:26 PM
I would say kill it with fire, but I'm afraid of the toxic fumes that her melting plastic surgery remnants would give off.  That said...

(http://www.youthink.com/quiz_images/quiz824outcome2.jpg)

"I say we nuke it from orbit.  It's the only way to be sure."
Title: Re: Man, Joan Rivers is still bangable
Post by: Saint Cornelius on May 21, 2007, 03:34:47 PM
Quote from: Tauntaun on May 21, 2007, 03:32:58 PM
:-* hey corny, u still love me?  :-*


I think so!
Title: Re: Man, Joan Rivers is still bangable
Post by: TVC15 on May 21, 2007, 03:36:31 PM
I'm sure the plastic surgery gods have made her vagine more fabulous than it ever was.  It is probably permanently as tight as a 10 year old.
Title: Re: Man, Joan Rivers is still bangable
Post by: Saint Cornelius on May 21, 2007, 03:37:19 PM
Quote from: TVC 15 on May 21, 2007, 03:36:31 PM
I'm sure the plastic surgery gods have made her vagine more fabulous than it ever was.  It is probably permanently as tight as a 10 year old.


Gonna need a LOT of lube, then.
Title: Re: Man, Joan Rivers is still bangable
Post by: Tauntaun on May 21, 2007, 03:39:02 PM
Quote from: Saint Cornelius on May 21, 2007, 03:37:19 PM
Quote from: TVC 15 on May 21, 2007, 03:36:31 PM
I'm sure the plastic surgery gods have made her vagine more fabulous than it ever was.  It is probably permanently as tight as a 10 year old.

Gonna need a LOT of lube, then.

 :lol :lol  This is like watching an AIM convo between a good friend and myself
Title: Re: Man, Joan Rivers is still bangable
Post by: TVC15 on May 21, 2007, 03:41:59 PM
Quote from: Saint Cornelius on May 21, 2007, 03:37:19 PM
Quote from: TVC 15 on May 21, 2007, 03:36:31 PM
I'm sure the plastic surgery gods have made her vagine more fabulous than it ever was.  It is probably permanently as tight as a 10 year old.

What if the plastic surgeons gave her a vagina that has a self-lubing function?  She'd just have to refill her internal lube tank once a week or so.


Gonna need a LOT of lube, then.
Title: Re: Man, Joan Rivers is still bangable
Post by: Saint Cornelius on May 21, 2007, 03:42:58 PM
Well if she's got a self-lubing vagina... god I can't even believe I'm having this conversation.  :P
Title: Re: Man, Joan Rivers is still bangable
Post by: Flannel Boy on May 21, 2007, 03:46:12 PM
"Oh, TVC 15, honey. I want to cry so bad. But I don't think I can spare the moisture"
Title: Re: Man, Joan Rivers is still bangable
Post by: TVC15 on May 21, 2007, 03:49:15 PM
And if they went to the trouble of installing a self-lubricating vaginal system, it wouldn't be that difficult to extend the functionality to the anus, too.  Just a few more tubes.  She's like the ultimate human.
Title: Re: Man, Joan Rivers is still bangable
Post by: ToxicAdam on May 21, 2007, 03:56:53 PM
The funniest woman, ever? Seems so.


Title: Re: Man, Joan Rivers is still bangable
Post by: TVC15 on May 21, 2007, 03:59:06 PM
She was in Nip/Tuck <3
Title: Re: Man, Joan Rivers is still bangable
Post by: Flannel Boy on May 21, 2007, 03:59:38 PM
Quote from: ToxicAdam on May 21, 2007, 03:56:53 PM
The funniest woman, ever? Seems so.



That's kind of like being named the smartest creationist or the tallest pygmy.
Title: Re: Man, Joan Rivers is still bangable
Post by: Tauntaun on May 21, 2007, 04:04:02 PM
Quote from: TVC 15 on May 21, 2007, 03:59:06 PM
She was in Nip/Tuck <3

That's nothing special, rosey o'donell was in nip/tuck, even got a secks scene. :yuck  I bet that dude'll have nightmares the rest of his life.
Title: Re: Man, Joan Rivers is still bangable
Post by: TVC15 on May 21, 2007, 04:07:16 PM
There's of course the best Nip/Tuck guest appearance, Slater:

[youtube=425,350]cNiq3ZGgmAk[/youtube]
Title: Re: Man, Joan Rivers is still bangable
Post by: Tauntaun on May 21, 2007, 04:11:09 PM
not clickin, looks like gay softcore  :-X  *do not want*
Title: Re: Man, Joan Rivers is still bangable
Post by: Van Cruncheon on May 21, 2007, 04:47:15 PM
don't be a homophobe, tauntaun. this is NIP-SLASH-FUCKING-TUCK.
Title: Re: Man, Joan Rivers is still bangable
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 21, 2007, 04:51:18 PM
Quote from: TVC 15 on May 21, 2007, 04:07:16 PM
There's of course the best Nip/Tuck guest appearance, Slater:

[youtube=425,350]cNiq3ZGgmAk[/youtube]

I know many doctors and dentists, and none of them have asses that spectacular.

Why isn't Mario a huge star :-\
Title: Re: Man, Joan Rivers is still bangable
Post by: Tauntaun on May 21, 2007, 05:06:30 PM
Quote from: Professor Prole on May 21, 2007, 04:47:15 PM
don't be a homophobe, tauntaun. this is NIP-SLASH-FUCKING-TUCK.

oh I'm no homphobe, many a man has seen this wang, much to their (dis)pleasure

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Title: Re: Man, Joan Rivers is still bangable
Post by: TVC15 on May 21, 2007, 05:08:32 PM
Quote from: Michelle the Fibber on May 21, 2007, 04:51:18 PM
Quote from: TVC 15 on May 21, 2007, 04:07:16 PM
There's of course the best Nip/Tuck guest appearance, Slater:

[youtube=425,350]cNiq3ZGgmAk[/youtube]

I know many doctors and dentists, and none of them have asses that spectacular.

Why isn't Mario a huge star :-\

These are plastic surgeons.  Much like how you wouldn't dig a dentist with bad teeth or a stylist with bad hair, would you really want a plastic surgeon that doesn't have the body of a porn star?
Title: Re: Man, Joan Rivers is still bangable
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 21, 2007, 05:13:38 PM
Quote from: TVC 15 on May 21, 2007, 05:08:32 PM
Quote from: Michelle the Fibber on May 21, 2007, 04:51:18 PM
Quote from: TVC 15 on May 21, 2007, 04:07:16 PM
There's of course the best Nip/Tuck guest appearance, Slater:

[youtube=425,350]cNiq3ZGgmAk[/youtube]

I know many doctors and dentists, and none of them have asses that spectacular.

Why isn't Mario a huge star :-\

These are plastic surgeons.  Much like how you wouldn't dig a dentist with bad teeth or a stylist with bad hair, would you really want a plastic surgeon that doesn't have the body of a porn star?

Dude, I know a lot of dentists with fucked up teeth. It's weird.

Mario mmm. Too bad FX couldn't show his penis :'(