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Title: I, for one, am glad Marvel is introducing tentacle rape to a Western audience
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on May 22, 2007, 09:49:46 PM
(http://www.newsarama.com/marvelnew/aug07/HFH13-.jpg)
Title: Re: I, for one, am glad Marvel is introducing tentacle rape to a Western audience
Post by: Ichirou on May 22, 2007, 09:52:13 PM
 :hehe :santocry :sp0rsk1 :hurr :kylielaff




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:tbslol :tbslol :tbslol :tbslol :tbslol :tbslol :tbslol :tbslol :tbslol
Title: Re: I, for one, am glad Marvel is introducing tentacle rape to a Western audienc
Post by: Madrun Badrun on May 22, 2007, 09:53:41 PM
 :hyper :hyper :hyper :hyper

Thats hot.  I got wood....ok I didn't but probably could if i wanted too.
Title: Re: I, for one, am glad Marvel is introducing tentacle rape to a Western audience
Post by: Vizzys on May 22, 2007, 10:09:57 PM
hott
Title: Re: I, for one, am glad Marvel is introducing tentacle rape to a Western audience
Post by: BlueTsunami on May 22, 2007, 10:14:18 PM
The more adult, realistic looking Western art and Eastern Tentacle rape = A marriage of East and West. A reckonings a comin
Title: Re: I, for one, am glad Marvel is introducing tentacle rape to a Western audienc
Post by: Cyanista on May 22, 2007, 10:39:19 PM
Which part of that picture is realistic?  The softly floating hair, the flawless lipstick, or the giant tits with eerily missing nipples?

I think the word you're searching for is "detailed".
Title: Re: I, for one, am glad Marvel is introducing tentacle rape to a Western audience
Post by: Van Cruncheon on May 22, 2007, 10:43:55 PM
why DO superheroines need their tits out, anyhow

just askin' is all
Title: Re: I, for one, am glad Marvel is introducing tentacle rape to a Western audienc
Post by: Cyanista on May 22, 2007, 10:46:01 PM
It's a requirement for being a female superhero.  Also, there are strict physical standards.  You must have breasts so large your torso grows to a size disproportionate to your head in order to support them.  It's how they separate the truly hardcore from the overly ambitious ex-cheerleaders.
Title: Re: I, for one, am glad Marvel is introducing tentacle rape to a Western audienc
Post by: Madrun Badrun on May 22, 2007, 10:46:57 PM
why DO superheroines need their tits out, anyhow

just askin' is all

Because there the source of their super powers of course.  And because it's their only way of even getting close to equaling real super MALE heroes. 
Title: Re: I, for one, am glad Marvel is introducing tentacle rape to a Western audience
Post by: Van Cruncheon on May 22, 2007, 10:47:41 PM
kinda sad that despite their overemphasized sexuality they've evolved past the need for basic erogenous zones
Title: Re: I, for one, am glad Marvel is introducing tentacle rape to a Western audienc
Post by: Himu on May 22, 2007, 10:48:27 PM
WHO'S FAPPING ALREADY
Title: Re: I, for one, am glad Marvel is introducing tentacle rape to a Western audienc
Post by: captainbiotch on May 22, 2007, 10:49:48 PM
for every fan of well drawn art, there are 10,000 fans of titties.

Title: Re: I, for one, am glad Marvel is introducing tentacle rape to a Western audience
Post by: Yeti on May 22, 2007, 11:20:47 PM
That poor girl on the right tried to have a sensible, modest jumpsuit but one of the tentacles pulled her zipper down.  :maf
Title: Re: I, for one, am glad Marvel is introducing tentacle rape to a Western audienc
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 22, 2007, 11:35:41 PM
Heroes For Hire is back? Damn...I remember getting the first few issues of that series when it re-launched in the late 90's.

Back then it was Hercules, Iron Fist, Luke Cage, The Black Knight, and White Tiger. Plus the original Human Torch android was their Professor X-esque mentor
Title: Re: I, for one, am glad Marvel is introducing tentacle rape to a Western audience
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on May 23, 2007, 12:42:15 AM
The dumb irony here is that Black Cat (the one with the mask) had her backstory retconned and is now a rape survivor. Uh, whoops?  >:(
Title: Re: I, for one, am glad Marvel is introducing tentacle rape to a Western audience
Post by: Yeti on May 23, 2007, 03:05:15 AM
The dumb irony here is that Black Cat (the one with the mask) had her backstory retconned and is now a rape survivor. Uh, whoops?  >:(

In that outfit, she was asking for it.

*Please note I would never say anything like that about an actual person. Rape is never the victim's fault.
Title: Re: I, for one, am glad Marvel is introducing tentacle rape to a Western audience
Post by: demi on May 23, 2007, 03:07:07 AM
The dumb irony here is that Black Cat (the one with the mask) had her backstory retconned and is now a rape survivor. Uh, whoops?  >:(

In that outfit, she was asking for it.

*Please note I would never say anything like that about an actual person. Rape is never the victim's fault.

I would rape you. I just used my 4000th post on you.
Title: Re: I, for one, am glad Marvel is introducing tentacle rape to a Western audience
Post by: xnikki118x on May 23, 2007, 04:29:44 AM
Which part of that picture is realistic?  The softly floating hair, the flawless lipstick, or the giant tits with eerily missing nipples?

I think the word you're searching for is "detailed".

Yeah the missing nipples are pretty fucking creepy.
Title: Re: I, for one, am glad Marvel is introducing tentacle rape to a Western audience
Post by: Yeti on May 23, 2007, 04:39:26 AM
The dumb irony here is that Black Cat (the one with the mask) had her backstory retconned and is now a rape survivor. Uh, whoops?  >:(

In that outfit, she was asking for it.

*Please note I would never say anything like that about an actual person. Rape is never the victim's fault.

I would rape you. I just used my 4000th post on you.

I like being used. By your 4000th post.
Title: Re: I, for one, am glad Marvel is introducing tentacle rape to a Western audience
Post by: BlueTsunami on May 23, 2007, 07:54:52 AM
Which part of that picture is realistic?  The softly floating hair, the flawless lipstick, or the giant tits with eerily missing nipples?

I think the word you're searching for is "detailed".

Yep, detailed!

:drool
Title: Re: I, for one, am glad Marvel is introducing tentacle rape to a Western audience
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on May 23, 2007, 02:07:45 PM
The dumb irony here is that Black Cat (the one with the mask) had her backstory retconned and is now a rape survivor. Uh, whoops?  >:(

In that outfit, she was asking for it.

*Please note I would never say anything like that about an actual person. Rape is never the victim's fault.
You did not go there, did you?
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(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y56/ferrarimanf355/Bush_Finger.gif)
(Yes, I know the disclaimer, but still, this isn't funny, unless it's Japan, where this is like saying "hello".)
Title: Re: I, for one, am glad Marvel is introducing tentacle rape to a Western audience
Post by: TVC15 on May 23, 2007, 02:10:08 PM
Those tentacles are not phallic enough.
Title: Re: I, for one, am glad Marvel is introducing tentacle rape to a Western audience
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on May 23, 2007, 02:12:19 PM
Those tentacles are not phallic enough.
If they were, then this issue would be brown-bagged and in shrinkwrap.  >:(
Title: Re: I, for one, am glad Marvel is introducing tentacle rape to a Western audienc
Post by: Bloodwake on May 23, 2007, 02:23:10 PM
Those tentacles are not phallic enough.

My thoughts exactly. You could make those tentacles look MUCH MORE like penises without making them look  X-rated IMO.
Title: Re: I, for one, am glad Marvel is introducing tentacle rape to a Western audienc
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on May 23, 2007, 02:39:14 PM
My thoughts exactly. You could make those tentacles look MUCH MORE like penises without making them look  X-rated IMO.
Not in America, dude.  >:(
Title: Re: I, for one, am glad Marvel is introducing tentacle rape to a Western audience
Post by: Yeti on May 24, 2007, 01:39:00 AM
Those tentacles are not phallic enough.

I think they did a nice job with the slime/jism resemblance though.
Title: Re: I, for one, am glad Marvel is introducing tentacle rape to a Western audienc
Post by: Scurvy Stan on May 24, 2007, 02:45:43 AM
What was that site where they had like tons of pages from comic books that were just straight ripoffs from porno mags and dvd covers?
Title: Re: I, for one, am glad Marvel is introducing tentacle rape to a Western audience
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on May 24, 2007, 02:22:55 PM
This is going to end about as well as a NeoGAF sales thread.
http://doronjosama.livejournal.com/472728.html