THE BORE

General => Video Game Bored => Topic started by: etiolate on May 23, 2007, 02:19:18 AM

Title: Metroid uNF uNF
Post by: etiolate on May 23, 2007, 02:19:18 AM
(http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x171/olimariOA/uoo.gif)

I hope they don't overdo the robotic stuff and that theres jungles and swamps and aliens, oh my!
Title: Re: Metroid uNF uNF
Post by: MrAngryFace on May 23, 2007, 02:21:01 AM
Lets just hope it looks as good as the Gamecube games.
Title: Re: Metroid uNF uNF
Post by: Beezy on May 23, 2007, 02:21:56 AM
Where's the vid that this gif is from?
Title: Re: Metroid uNF uNF
Post by: Van Cruncheon on May 23, 2007, 02:37:34 AM
wow, i thought i was kidding when i said on gaf that it looked like a circa-2001 eastern european pc fps in low resolution -- guess i actually wasn't
Title: Re: Metroid uNF uNF
Post by: Himu on May 23, 2007, 02:38:44 AM
Like was said on OA:

(http://www.stabhead.com/junk/object-2.jpg)

Game looks good I hope to God they don't fuck up my Metroid. Purple transexuals ftl.
Title: Re: Metroid uNF uNF
Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on May 23, 2007, 02:40:52 AM
I like Metroid.
Title: Re: Metroid uNF uNF
Post by: Yeti on May 23, 2007, 02:48:27 AM
The first screenshot got me pumped but then the second screenshot ruined all faith I have in this game.  :'(
Title: Re: Metroid uNF uNF
Post by: demi on May 23, 2007, 02:49:39 AM
What's impressive about that GIF?
Title: Re: Metroid uNF uNF
Post by: Yeti on May 23, 2007, 02:55:32 AM
It is big
Title: Re: Metroid uNF uNF
Post by: demi on May 23, 2007, 03:16:11 AM
I bet you say that to all the ladies.
Title: Re: Metroid uNF uNF
Post by: The Sceneman on May 23, 2007, 03:53:47 AM
Well animated gifs are always cool, duh

And Im so pumped for this, loved MP 1&2
Title: Re: Metroid uNF uNF
Post by: Yeti on May 23, 2007, 04:25:40 AM
I bet you say that to all the ladies.

Only the ones who inquire about the size of my phallus.
Title: Re: Metroid uNF uNF
Post by: etiolate on May 23, 2007, 06:35:24 AM
What's impressive about that GIF?

The idea of two big old robos battling and you being in the middle of it. Plus, the enemy animation isn't too shabby.
Title: Re: Metroid uNF uNF
Post by: Trent Dole on May 23, 2007, 10:20:30 AM
Like was said on OA:

(http://www.stabhead.com/junk/object-2.jpg)

Game looks good I hope to God they don't fuck up my Metroid. Purple transexuals ftl.
SAMUS AND HER SHITTY FRIENDS. Metroid is about isolation and shit, get those people out of here. I hope they die early on or something.
Title: Re: Metroid uNF uNF
Post by: MrAngryFace on May 23, 2007, 10:39:54 AM
Excited to play Metroid Prime again lol. Only NFans can sit in a crappy 10 year console life cycle while everyone else gets awesome new games.
Title: Re: Metroid uNF uNF
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on May 23, 2007, 11:37:00 AM
that gif and screenshot make me sad I own a Wii again  :'(
Title: Re: Metroid uNF uNF
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on May 23, 2007, 12:00:15 PM
who are those shitty friends, anyhow. can you play as them or what? can you NOT play as them if you still enjoy life
Title: Re: Metroid uNF uNF
Post by: demi on May 23, 2007, 12:01:05 PM
They're from Prime Hunters I think
Title: Re: Metroid uNF uNF
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on May 23, 2007, 12:32:28 PM
wait, they're putting the prime hunters characters in 3? UGH.
Title: Re: Metroid uNF uNF
Post by: MrAngryFace on May 23, 2007, 12:35:04 PM
Too bad they dont know how to make cool looking characters lol
Title: Re: Metroid uNF uNF
Post by: Yeti on May 23, 2007, 12:56:46 PM
That pink/purple woman/thing makes me think they took anatomy lessons by watching Aeon Flux.  :-\
Title: Re: Metroid uNF uNF
Post by: Van Cruncheon on May 23, 2007, 01:18:32 PM
metroid mythos destroyed by billy idol's backup band, news at 10
Title: Re: Metroid uNF uNF
Post by: Fragamemnon on May 23, 2007, 01:21:04 PM
(http://www.stabhead.com/junk/object-2.jpg)

This looks like the Metriod equivalent  of "You can't leave without Mikiko Ebihara and Superfly Johnson".

Seriously, are these supposed to be your friends or helpers here?
Title: Re: Metroid uNF uNF
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on May 23, 2007, 01:26:07 PM
(http://www.stabhead.com/junk/object-2.jpg)

This looks like the Metriod equivalent  of "You can't leave without Mikiko Ebihara and Superfly Johnson".

Seriously, are these supposed to be your friends or helpers here?

I can't leave without my buddy Superfly!

Sadly, I am at work and don't have access to Superfly's Johnson.
Title: Re: Metroid uNF uNF
Post by: Fragamemnon on May 23, 2007, 02:23:21 PM
This is quite possibly one of the best pieces of Superfly Johnson humor ever:

http://www.somethingawful.com/hosted/jeffk/fpssurvivar/day4-01.htm

(One of the best gaming web comic shorts ever IMO)
Title: Re: Metroid uNF uNF
Post by: bluemax on May 23, 2007, 04:11:07 PM
I hope this is more like Prime which was fuck awesome and less like Echoes which was really dull and stupid.

I thought Prime was the best 2d to 3d transition of a Nintendo series and the only one to capture the atmosphere and feel of its 2d equivalents. Echoes was some garbage game with the Metroid name slapped on it.

These new screens don't make me hopeful.
Title: Re: Metroid uNF uNF
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on May 23, 2007, 06:50:48 PM
No, THIS is one of the best pieces of Superfly Johnson-related humor ever!

http://indarktrees.com/pics/%5bDaikatana%5d%20Superfly's%20Johnson%20(Suck%20It%20Down).mp3
Title: Re: Metroid uNF uNF
Post by: hyp on May 23, 2007, 06:55:14 PM
whoa i'm late to the party.... SUPER FRENNZZ?!  wtf is this bullshit???  it's gonna take a lot for me to get hard again for MP3.   that's just ridiculous.  what's next, MP4: Riley & friends?
Title: Re: Metroid uNF uNF
Post by: etiolate on May 25, 2007, 03:06:28 AM
Yeah that screenshot needs to be explained, but nobody has an explanation or nobody is willing to break embargo.  Metroid has always been about isolation in an alien world. 
Title: Re: Metroid uNF uNF
Post by: Scurvy Stan on May 25, 2007, 03:43:41 AM
Maybe they are using the sega approach to sequels. Can't think of anything new? Add a bunch of pointless extra characters with stupid, unique powers that require their use for 5 seconds!!!