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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Human Snorenado on May 23, 2007, 08:02:19 PM

Title: My cat is a GODDAMN distinguished mentally-challenged fellow
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 23, 2007, 08:02:19 PM

So, he does this thing where if someone leaves a plastic bag lying around, he'll chew on it.  It's kind of cute, but when I see him doing it I stop him and take the bag away because, well that's probably not a good idea...

He just barfed on the living room floor and as I was going to clean it up, I noticed some GODDAMN PLASTIC IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BARF.  This idiot is actually EATING the plastic bags.  WTF?

I almost feel like if he keeps doing that after eating it and barfing it up, he deserves whatever the hell he gets for himself.

Title: Re: My cat is a GODDAMN distinguished mentally-challenged fellow
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 23, 2007, 08:31:20 PM

Is he dumber than me :-\

Title: Re: My cat is a GODDAMN distinguished mentally-challenged fellow
Post by: Saint Cornelius on May 23, 2007, 08:34:58 PM

calling a cat a "goddamn distinguished mentally-challenged fellow" is redundant

Title: Re: My cat is a GODDAMN distinguished mentally-challenged fellow
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 23, 2007, 08:40:11 PM

Quote from: Michelle the Fibber on May 23, 2007, 08:31:20 PM

Is he dumber than me :-\

No, he doesn't believe a made up space fairy created everything.  That does make you dumber than eating plastic.

Title: Re: My cat is a GODDAMN distinguished mentally-challenged fellow
Post by: BlueTsunami on May 23, 2007, 09:02:49 PM

Does he chew on wires? Cause thats when it gets PERSONAL

Title: Re: My cat is a GODDAMN distinguished mentally-challenged fellow
Post by: Cyanista on May 23, 2007, 09:04:53 PM

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on May 23, 2007, 08:34:58 PM

calling a cat a "goddamn distinguished mentally-challenged fellow" is redundant

distinguished mentally-challenged fellow I'll give you; but it's sort of a stretch to allege that all cats are, in fact, damned by god.

Title: Re: My cat is a GODDAMN distinguished mentally-challenged fellow
Post by: BlueTsunami on May 23, 2007, 09:16:36 PM

Well, they don't have souls so I agree with Saint!

Title: Re: My cat is a GODDAMN distinguished mentally-challenged fellow
Post by: Powerslave on May 23, 2007, 09:33:07 PM

mouthstraps are the only way

Title: Re: My cat is a GODDAMN distinguished mentally-challenged fellow
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on May 23, 2007, 10:44:04 PM

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on May 23, 2007, 08:34:58 PM

calling a cat a "goddamn distinguished mentally-challenged fellow" is redundant

YOU DARE DEFY ME?!?!?!?!?!?
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Title: Re: My cat is a GODDAMN distinguished mentally-challenged fellow
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on May 23, 2007, 11:04:00 PM

(http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/winkwinkharbls.jpg)

Title: Re: My cat is a GODDAMN distinguished mentally-challenged fellow
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on May 23, 2007, 11:08:12 PM

(http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/03/ninjakittenz4justice.jpg)

Title: Re: My cat is a GODDAMN distinguished mentally-challenged fellow
Post by: Oblivion on May 23, 2007, 11:22:10 PM

Godcat is awesome.  :lol

Title: Re: My cat is a GODDAMN distinguished mentally-challenged fellow
Post by: Himu on May 23, 2007, 11:24:43 PM

Maybe your cat has been drinking your beer when you aren't looking?