THE BORE

General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: MrAngryFace on May 24, 2007, 01:47:02 PM

Title: I've got so many phone books I could make a fort.
Post by: MrAngryFace on May 24, 2007, 01:47:02 PM: I dont even have a phone setup with the phone company. I have a cell. STOP SENDING ME PHONE BOOKS! I got 5 phone books just yesterday, only two months after I was shipped 2 out of the blue for no reason!
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Post by: Scurvy Stan on May 24, 2007, 02:58:29 PM: Pics of fort plz.
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Post by: FlameOfCallandor on May 24, 2007, 02:59:59 PM: THis is the only way to use phone books.
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Post by: G The Resurrected on May 24, 2007, 03:33:05 PM: i cleaned up my house for a bit yesterday and went through some drawers that havent been opened in two years and found 9 phone books. Add that to the ones i have spread around the house i have 16 of them. You can get money for taking them to a recycling center so when i'm better i'm gonna do that and take all my bottles, cans, misc junk
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on May 24, 2007, 04:25:58 PM: I once brought in a 100 and some to my school for a fund raiser, this was grade 1 8)...and they weren't from my house, they were from my moms work.
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Post by: Mupepe on May 24, 2007, 04:29:49 PM: i think i'm going to go recycle my phone books tomorrow. that will make me feel pretty good.
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on May 24, 2007, 04:32:06 PM: Quote from: Rob Thomas on May 24, 2007, 04:29:49 PM
i think i'm going to go recycle my phone books tomorrow. that will make me feel pretty good.

help the homeless instead, just put them in your trash can and a homeless person will come by to collect them to build his own fort...though I don't know if it can be called a fort if it's your primary living space, hmmmm.
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Post by: Mupepe on May 24, 2007, 04:32:53 PM: or maybe the yellow pages will somehow convince him to get a job.
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Post by: G The Resurrected on May 24, 2007, 04:35:40 PM: Or maybe he'll learn english :lol :lol :lol sorry couldnt help myself
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Post by: Mupepe on May 24, 2007, 04:37:29 PM: Quote from: G The Liar on May 24, 2007, 04:35:40 PM
Or maybe he'll learn english :lol :lol :lol sorry couldnt help myself
wait, that doesn't make sense. I thought all the beaners are stealing our jobs, so how can they be bums? i'm fucking confused
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Post by: lordmaji on May 24, 2007, 04:43:09 PM: Sweet, Can we all come and play in your fort?
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Post by: G The Resurrected on May 24, 2007, 04:48:49 PM: Quote from: Rob Thomas on May 24, 2007, 04:37:29 PM
Quote from: G The Liar on May 24, 2007, 04:35:40 PM
Or maybe he'll learn english :lol :lol :lol sorry couldnt help myself
wait, that doesn't make sense. I thought all the beaners are stealing our jobs, so how can they be bums? i'm fucking confused

Cause of the citrus freeze a shit ton of illegals were left without jobs and now they are homeless and cant speak english they are stealin food out of stores and shit
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Post by: Yeti on May 24, 2007, 11:19:46 PM: I like ripping phone books in half, it makes me feel big and strong
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Post by: xnikki118x on May 25, 2007, 06:08:23 AM: Quote from: Yeti on May 24, 2007, 11:19:46 PM
I like ripping phone books in half, it makes me feel big and strong

I tried to do that once. I don't understand how it's even possible, yet people do it. Multiple times in just minutes. I don't get it.

I would love to build a fort with phone books, though. That'd be pretty sweet.
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Post by: Yeti on May 25, 2007, 12:17:36 PM: there is definitely a trick to it, you can google how to do it.
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Post by: bud on May 25, 2007, 12:19:10 PM: http://www.metacafe.com/watch/345661/how_to_rip_a_phonebook_in_half/ (http://www.metacafe.com/watch/345661/how_to_rip_a_phonebook_in_half/)

:bow
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Post by: Saint Cornelius on May 25, 2007, 12:21:43 PM: There's a link to a pic in another thread where it looks like a young lady passed all these phone books MAF is hoarding out of her... oh I can't even go on. :-X