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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Himu on May 25, 2007, 04:49:50 PM

Title: What is with G's fleshlight fascination?
Post by: Himu on May 25, 2007, 04:49:50 PM
Oh the limited edition fleshlight butt. Butt seriously if you were gonna fuck a alien you'd fuck something like this:

(http://files.blog-city.com/files/M05/102066/p/f/fleshlight_alien_800x600.jpg)

remove if necessary its in the grey area

its a fleshlike insert thats put into a flashlight casing but it really looks fake. The case helps with creating suction which is great. Better then those Tenga onega cups they have in japan the Fl's can be cleaned and reused. And they have different holes and textures inside the wholes. Great investment, and no more death grip penis problems

This is utterly disgusting. Why would you even BUY, much less USE a fleshlight? Disgusting.
Title: Re: What is with G's fleshlight fascination?
Post by: Saint Cornelius on May 25, 2007, 04:54:30 PM
Why do you THINK people would want something like this?

For the same reason people have been ramming holes in all sorts of inantimate objects and fucking them since like the beginning of time.
Title: Re: What is with G's fleshlight fascination?
Post by: Cyanista on May 25, 2007, 04:55:05 PM
WHY WOULD YOU MAKE THIS THREAD


WHY
Title: Re: What is with G's fleshlight fascination?
Post by: Vizzys on May 25, 2007, 04:57:00 PM
G wants to buy inanimate dolls to fuck, dress and talk to. Hes more then crazy.
Title: Re: What is with G's fleshlight fascination?
Post by: Error Macro on May 25, 2007, 05:05:50 PM
I read through the "Welcome to the Internet" thread, but somehow I missed the, uhh, buttlight post. 

The image of G's orifice was enough for a lifetime of awkward flashbacks and subsequent narcotic binges, but now I have G'z fleshlight fanaticism to deal with.
Title: Re: What is with G's fleshlight fascination?
Post by: Cyanista on May 25, 2007, 05:07:20 PM
Evilbore is going to ruin sex.  :-\
Title: Re: What is with G's fleshlight fascination?
Post by: Flannel Boy on May 25, 2007, 05:09:10 PM
Evilbore is going to ruin sex.  :-\
Which is kind of odd since many of us don't have sex very often or have never had sex in the first place.
Title: Re: What is with G's fleshlight fascination?
Post by: Cyanista on May 25, 2007, 05:10:03 PM
Well, I will know what I'm missing.  :( 
Title: Re: What is with G's fleshlight fascination?
Post by: Error Macro on May 25, 2007, 05:14:12 PM
 :'(

I think Evilbore will eventually ruin the process of waking up in the morning, and being forced to leave the comfort of my often nonsensical dreams.  I don't want to face reality.  A reality of images and posts popping into my head randomly.
Title: Re: What is with G's fleshlight fascination?
Post by: BlueTsunami on May 25, 2007, 05:17:50 PM
Imagine Bz, curled into a ball like a Hedgehog. Fleshlight at the core of his round fleshy body being thrusted up and down while faint grunting sounds could be heard coming from under his pillow thats covering his face.
Title: Re: What is with G's fleshlight fascination?
Post by: Flannel Boy on May 25, 2007, 05:18:53 PM
Imagine Bz, curled into a ball like a Hedgehog. Fleshlight at the core of his round fleshy body being thrusted up and down while faint grunting sounds could be heard coming from under his pillow thats covering his face.
There goes my lunch.
Title: Re: What is with G's fleshlight fascination?
Post by: Error Macro on May 25, 2007, 05:28:03 PM
Imagine Bz, curled into a ball like a Hedgehog. Fleshlight at the core of his round fleshy body being thrusted up and down while faint grunting sounds could be heard coming from under his pillow thats covering his face.

AWW NOW GODDAMMIT WHERE IS THE BOTTLE OF CUERVO AND A GUN

Title: Re: What is with G's fleshlight fascination?
Post by: demi on May 25, 2007, 05:28:57 PM
I'd like to try one.
Title: Re: What is with G's fleshlight fascination?
Post by: Ecrofirt on May 25, 2007, 09:26:31 PM
Wait, what kind of butt is that? I thought the butt fleshlights looked like this:
(http://img502.imageshack.us/img502/5291/buttlargevu3.jpg)
Title: Re: What is with G's fleshlight fascination?
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Title: Re: What is with G's fleshlight fascination?
Post by: G The Resurrected on May 26, 2007, 01:22:05 AM
Ecrofit they have made special edition ones including that alien blue one. Crazy shit! i honestly dont have a fascination with them, i just wanted something to take my mind off wanting sex. i have a sex addiction problem. Nothing wrong with some pump'n'thumpn'