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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: brawndolicious on May 26, 2007, 05:12:41 PM

Title: North Korea blows up the moon.
Post by: brawndolicious on May 26, 2007, 05:12:41 PM: http://yahoobreakingnews.com/news2.html

my friends had to do a project for english where they imitate how the media reacts to something and the class chose the topic "north korea blowing up the moon". they made this site and bought the URL "yahobreakingnews" from godaddy. I wrote the article on why Kim Jong Il did it, forgive me, I had half an hour and a wikipediea entry on him.
Title: Re: North Korea blows up the moon.
Post by: Verboten on May 26, 2007, 06:24:44 PM: The Tick will stop them.
Title: Re: North Korea blows up the moon.
Post by: Boogie on May 26, 2007, 06:29:57 PM: Quote from: am nintenho on May 26, 2007, 05:12:41 PM
http://yahoobreakingnews.com/news2.html

my friends had to do a project for english where they imitate how the media reacts to something and the class chose the topic "north korea blowing up the moon". they made this site and bought the URL "yahobreakingnews" from godaddy. I wrote the article on why Kim Jong Il did it, forgive me, I had half an hour and a wikipediea entry on him.

Oh God, dare I subject myself to this?
Title: Re: North Korea blows up the moon.
Post by: Boogie on May 26, 2007, 06:32:33 PM: Quote
North Korea says it’s response to any attack on it’s soil will be to immediately respond with it’s full nuclear arsenal which they claim to have 400 more nukes of.

For the love of the English language, it's ITS! :punch
Title: Re: North Korea blows up the moon.
Post by: brawndolicious on May 26, 2007, 06:39:18 PM: I know but I had to make it look like it was written by an Indian kid who's second language is english.
Title: Re: North Korea blows up the moon.
Post by: Flannel Boy on May 26, 2007, 06:44:22 PM: Quote from: am nintenho on May 26, 2007, 06:39:18 PM
I know but I had to make it look like it was written by an Indian kid who's second language is english.

Yeah...
Title: Re: North Korea blows up the moon.
Post by: brawndolicious on May 26, 2007, 06:52:00 PM: oh yeah I made North Korea blow up!
Title: Re: North Korea blows up the moon.
Post by: Scurvy Stan on May 26, 2007, 11:19:14 PM: Well, that sucked.
Title: Re: North Korea blows up the moon.
Post by: brawndolicious on May 27, 2007, 12:43:08 AM: I didn't make it, fuck you.
Title: Re: North Korea blows up the moon.
Post by: Scurvy Stan on May 27, 2007, 02:06:35 AM: Quote from: am nintenho on May 27, 2007, 12:43:08 AM
I didn't make it, fuck you.

You got N. Korea blowing up the moon and they can't be bothered to make even one decent photoshop of such a historic event?! I'm sorry sir but in this day and age of internet parody people demand more.
Title: Re: North Korea blows up the moon.
Post by: Yeti on May 27, 2007, 04:06:39 AM: Quote from: Scurvy Stan on May 27, 2007, 02:06:35 AM
Quote from: am nintenho on May 27, 2007, 12:43:08 AM
I didn't make it, fuck you.

You got N. Korea blowing up the moon and they can't be bothered to make even one decent photoshop of such a historic event?! I'm sorry sir but in this day and age of internet parody people demand more.

What would they photograph, the blackness of the sky where the moon used to be?
Title: Re: North Korea blows up the moon.
Post by: Fresh Prince on May 27, 2007, 04:15:53 AM: Quote from: Yeti on May 27, 2007, 04:06:39 AM
What would they photograph, the blackness of the sky where the moon used to be?
There be debri, or a photgraph at the point of impact etc.
Title: Re: North Korea blows up the moon.
Post by: brawndolicious on May 27, 2007, 05:16:35 AM: there's a video.

the topic's stupid, having a legitimate-looking website with that url is impressive.
Title: Re: North Korea blows up the moon.
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on May 27, 2007, 04:29:50 PM: Make sure to sneak a Team America: World Police reference there and say why he's so ronrey. :lol