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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Flannel Boy on May 26, 2007, 09:17:35 PM

Title: Lohan am MORAN
Post by: Flannel Boy on May 26, 2007, 09:17:35 PM
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Lindsay Lohan was cited for investigation of driving under the influence Saturday and was slightly injured when the troubled actress' convertible struck a curb, police said.

Lohan, 20, and two other people were in her 2005 Mercedes SL-65 when it crashed on Sunset Boulevard around 5:30 a.m., Sgt. Mike Foxen said.

"She was cited and released because she has been admitted to a local hospital for minor injuries," Foxen said.

http://www.forbes.com/feeds/ap/2007/05/26/ap3761454.html (http://www.forbes.com/feeds/ap/2007/05/26/ap3761454.html)

I hope she joins Paris in jail.
Title: Re: Lohan am MORAN
Post by: $till LegendaryU2K on May 26, 2007, 09:21:52 PM

 I hope she start making better decisions in life.

Get well baby girl.  :'( :o <-----------OMGZ this smiley is awesome.
Title: Re: Lohan am MORAN
Post by: Flannel Boy on May 26, 2007, 09:32:19 PM

 I hope she start making better decisions in life.

Well she's making a new album as well, so the bad decisions keep piling on... like man after man piles on her roast beef sandwich.
Title: Re: Lohan am MORAN
Post by: G The Resurrected on May 26, 2007, 09:41:12 PM
i thought she had a ham n cheese pita between her legs
(http://www.elsewhere.org/tmp/lunches/ham-c-pita.jpg)

Title: Re: Lohan am MORAN
Post by: Flannel Boy on May 26, 2007, 09:42:30 PM
That photo is almost as disgusting as the photo of your butthole.  Well not really... But it is still really, really, really gross.
Title: Re: Lohan am MORAN
Post by: Cyanista on May 26, 2007, 09:42:41 PM
It's like every thread on this board gets taken down the wrong path by you, G.   :-\
Title: Re: Lohan am MORAN
Post by: Van Cruncheon on May 26, 2007, 09:48:11 PM
g's lepered for a reason.
Title: Re: Lohan am MORAN
Post by: G The Resurrected on May 26, 2007, 09:49:03 PM
Hey i'm just drunk ok i havent ruined threads for weeks come on now.
Title: Re: Lohan am MORAN
Post by: Van Cruncheon on May 26, 2007, 09:50:07 PM
what happened to the newly discovered "drinking is bad" G, was he just a passing fancy
Title: Re: Lohan am MORAN
Post by: Flannel Boy on May 26, 2007, 09:51:40 PM
what happened to the newly discovered "drinking is bad" G, was he just a passing fancy
He jumped on a bike and rode off into the mountains.
Title: Re: Lohan am MORAN
Post by: G The Resurrected on May 26, 2007, 09:53:17 PM
i'm drunk off my meds dude i'm out of it. Heat + painpills + huge fat dude = drunken crazyness.  :-\ i'm a sweat log right now.
Title: Re: Lohan am MORAN
Post by: etiolate on May 26, 2007, 09:56:28 PM
just stop talking
Title: Re: Lohan am MORAN
Post by: Error Macro on May 26, 2007, 09:59:12 PM
i'm drunk off my meds dude i'm out of it. Heat + painpills + huge fat dude = drunken crazyness.  :-\ i'm a sweat log right now.

If your coherency is such that you can post on the internet with exactly the same (consistently poor) sentence construction as when you're sober, I highly doubt your level of intoxication could inhibit the ability to make judgments on poor taste.
Title: Re: Lohan am MORAN
Post by: Flannel Boy on May 26, 2007, 10:09:20 PM
i'm drunk off my meds dude i'm out of it. Heat + painpills + huge fat dude = drunken crazyness.  :-\ i'm a sweat log right now.
If you can't stand the heat then stay out of the kitchen.

Oh wait, that's not going happen.  :P
Title: Re: Lohan am MORAN
Post by: G The Resurrected on May 26, 2007, 10:20:03 PM
Bullshit i put soap in my shake instead of milk thats how fucked up i am.
Title: Re: Lohan am MORAN
Post by: Error Macro on May 26, 2007, 10:44:06 PM
Bullshit i put soap in my shake instead of milk thats how fucked up i am.

Do you keep your soap in the refrigerator?
Title: Re: Lohan am MORAN
Post by: G The Resurrected on May 26, 2007, 10:45:59 PM
No it was right next to the milk on the counter. but it was too late i was already mixing soap and icecream