THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Van Cruncheon on May 27, 2007, 02:28:39 PM
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my daughter is going around the living room muttering "SIX SIX SIX" over and over in her monster voice. what should i do:
1) call an old priest and a young priest
2) lock her in her prayer closet
3) submit to the will of the dark lord and recieve the gift of undeath
4) immediately reject evolution and home-school her, STAT
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:D
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Clap your hands to get her attention and ask her what comes after six.
LOL OH IM SORRY I THOUGHT WE WERE HAVING REAL TALK IN HERE. :(
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Where did she pick this up from? I mean other possible way other than her being the anti-christ.
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make her watch the exorcist. if she tries to close her eyes, pinch her.
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4) immediately reject evolution and home-school her, STAT
Waste of time. Since she can already count to six, she's not dumb enough to reject evolution.
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:lol
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4) immediately reject evolution and home-school her, STAT
Waste of time. Since she can already count to six, she's not dumb enough to reject evolution.
:lol
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seriously, she's been doing this on and off for awhile -- she likes the number six, and she loves using her "monster" voice.
now if she was saying "six one six" over and over, i'd know i'd fathered the anti-christ and while i'd be proud 'cuz all y'all 'd BE FUCKED WHEN SHE CAME INTO HER UNHOLY POWERS AND SHE SAID "DADDY WHO DIES THIS NIGHT" i'd also know that my eternal soul was forfeit and my everlasting future was drowning in a lake of boiling cat feces. :'(
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(http://www.lacoctelera.com/myfiles/quefuede/Marlee%20Matlin01.jpg)
I think she keeps saying 'sex'!
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Give her a treat for a job well done.
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no one has mentioned a liberal sprinkling of holy water? amateurs.
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I thought it was the conservatives who delved into the realm of holy water, while the liberals believe in simply murdering the victim and devouring the corpse.
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:o
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you should start to run around the house saying sex sex sex and get on your wifes case.
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(http://joshreads.com/images/07/05/i070526hnj.png)
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(http://home.comcast.net/~erickson.doug/sian_omg_cthulhu.jpg)
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Why did you do that to your daughter? She looks cute (no not a pedo) and innoccent (again not a pedo)
She doesnt look evil at all dude.
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FEARLESS WRETCH
INSANITY
SHE WATCHES, LURKING, BENEATH THE SEA
GREAT OLD ONE
FORBIDDEN SIGHT
SHE WAKENS
HUNTER OF THE SHADOWS IS RISING
IMMORTAL
IN MADNESS YOU DWELL
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FEARLESS WRETCH
INSANITY
SHE WATCHES, LURKING, BENEATH THE SEA
GREAT OLD ONE
FORBIDDEN SIGHT
SHE WAKENS
HUNTER OF THE SHADOWS IS RISING
IMMORTAL
IN MADNESS YOU DWELL
Master of Puppets (the album) :bow
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my niece (she's 13 months old) has recently picked up the habit of screaming "UCK UCK UCK" and it reeeeally sounds like she's saying fuck. it gets you some pretty awesome looks from strangers when you take her out.
also she has this weird thing she does now where she picks up imaginary things off the carpet and hands them to me.
also drinky, your daughter is so cute, even as a tiny demon cthulhu-worshipper!
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my niece (she's 13 months old) has recently picked up the habit of screaming "UCK UCK UCK" and it reeeeally sounds like she's saying fuck. it gets you some pretty awesome looks from strangers when you take her out.
also she has this weird thing she does now where she picks up imaginary things off the carpet and hands them to me.
:lol :lol :lol Funny as hell, i would so love my kid if they cursed at people everywhere.
As for the imaginary things omg i had a kid do that to me at work a few times he thought he was helping me out with the simpsons setup. He was talking about tools and handing me screwdrivers. it was interesting.
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(http://home.comcast.net/~erickson.doug/sian_omg_cthulhu.jpg)
she's adorable! She can't house the devil!
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(http://ironmaiden.webvis.net/images/Albums/The-Number-Of-The-Beast/The-Number-Of-The-Beast-Single.jpg)
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(http://home.comcast.net/~erickson.doug/sian_omg_cthulhu.jpg)
:lol
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:lol :lol :lol I can't believe you'd photoshop your daughter like that! Drinky has to be the coolest dad. I never had a dad, care to adopt? :-*
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XYZ, Sian.
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im pretty sure that wasnt done with photoshop
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my daughter is going around the living room muttering "SIX SIX SIX" over and over in her monster voice. what should i do:
1) call an old priest and a young priest
2) lock her in her prayer closet
3) submit to the will of the dark lord and recieve the gift of undeath
4) immediately reject evolution and home-school her, STAT
Rename her WhiteACID
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#3
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You should start doing it too. She'll then get annoyed by it or finding it funny for a couple of minutes and then getting tired of it and then stop doing it.
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(http://home.comcast.net/~erickson.doug/sian_omg_cthulhu.jpg)
Holy shit your kid is Ico?
(http://www.porkrind.org/reviews/ico.jpg)
She even talks like the people in Ico!
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He HATES ico. You have INSULTED his daughter.
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:punch
actually, i don't so much hate ICO as i consider it grossly overrated. it's not a bad little adventure-platformer unto itself.
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:punch
actually, i don't so much hate ICO as i consider it grossly overrated. it's not a bad little adventure-platformer unto itself.
But aren't you the person who says IF YOU LIST ICO IN A BEST GAME OF THE GENERATION LIST YOU WILL SHALL BE SACRIFICED TO THE GAMING GODS
Or was that just regarding Metroid Prime?
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I didn't say anything about the quality of Ico as a game here. I just noticed horns + speaking in gibberish == Ico people or something.
Ico as a game is an entirely different conversation.
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bluemax is trying to say that your daughter is as slow as Ico's frame rate.
Don't hurt him too much.
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(http://home.comcast.net/~erickson.doug/lame_comic.png)
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:lol
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:lol :lol :lol oh fuck thats funny
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(http://home.comcast.net/~erickson.doug/lame_comic.png)
:lol :lol :lol
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:rofl :rofl :rofl
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OMG :lol :lol :lol
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:rofl :rofl :rofl
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rofl
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i want to see more of these! :rofl
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I don't understand whats so funny.
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FHUTA
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FHUTA
(http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/8615/silis4.jpg)
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How old is she? When we were like 7, we'd spin around in circles in the girls' bathroom changing "bloody mary bloody mary" or something with the lights off, then we'd turn the lights back on to see if bloody mary was in the mirror. She never was. It was sad for us. :(
I went to Catholic school, by the way.
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she's 2, almost 3.
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make her watch beetlejuice
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How old is she? When we were like 7, we'd spin around in circles in the girls' bathroom changing "bloody mary bloody mary" or something with the lights off, then we'd turn the lights back on to see if bloody mary was in the mirror. She never was. It was sad for us. :(
I went to Catholic school, by the way.
i think everyone did that. i know i did!