THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Mupepe on May 28, 2007, 10:44:33 PM
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should be fucked up the ass with a bar stool.
what the fuck. It's not a zombie or even an infection movie... it's a fucking shitty military survival movie.
Gaaaay.
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It was really fucking bad.
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I've never wanted to vigorously roger you quite as much as I do right now, 'peps.
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the first one sucked, no surprises here
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the second half of the first one sucked, no surprises here
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the first date i ever went on, the guy took me to see 28 days later.
when it was over, i kicked him hard in the balls, took the rest of his popcorn, and walked home.
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the first date i ever went on, the guy took me to see 28 days later.
when it was over, i kicked him hard in the balls, took the rest of his popcorn, and walked home.
holy shit, it's so fucking hot when you talk like that.
and yeah, the first movie downhill from the opening scene with the monkey.
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what a bitch
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it was ok...I was expecting a balls out awesome Zombie movie like the first one though. So what we got instead was kind of dissappointing. Still, at least I didn't waste my money on Pirates or even worse, Shrek III lol
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the first date i ever went on, the guy took me to see 28 days later.
when it was over, i kicked him hard in the balls, took the rest of his popcorn, and walked home.
one of the most romantic dates i've ever been on :heartbeat
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the first date i ever went on, the guy took me to see 28 days later.
when it was over, i kicked him hard in the balls, took the rest of his popcorn, and walked home.
one of the most romantic dates i've ever been on :heartbeat
You must have that date mixed up with another teenage girl you tried to rape.
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You must have that date mixed up with another teenage girl you tried to rape.
Oh, after a while you just lose count.
Hey, Stalky, how do my balls taste? I've heard it's kinda of an earthy, hazelnut thing.
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You must have that date mixed up with another teenage girl you tried to rape.
Oh, after a while you just lose count.
Hey, Stalky, how do my balls taste? I've heard it's kinda of an earthy, hazelnut thing.
That's not what your victims have been telling.
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That's not what your victims have been telling.
But I'm not asking them, I'm asking you. You must have intimate knowledge of my sac the way you're always on it. Now go fuck right off, Lucky.
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lol, cigarillo fight :-*
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The first one was good.
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That's not what your victims have been telling.
But I'm not asking them, I'm asking you. You must have intimate knowledge of my sac the way you're always on it. Now go fuck right off, Lucky.
I usually stay away from the creepy old men that offer free candy in their van, so I don't think I've ever been on your "sac". Keep fantasizing though, Corny. I'm pretty sure my name has gone through your head while you've been through one of your invigorating masturbation sessions.
Unless, of course, being on your "sac" is one of those middle-aged terms I have yet to grasp because I have yet to develop a large beer belly, gray hairs, an annoying laugh, a shitty job, and/or a realization that I will always be lonely.
Oh well, maybe I'll never know exactly what you mean.
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I love the original
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I'm sorry, can someone translate? I'm not fluent in cunt.
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Funny, though. My "cunt" must've been the first ever to touch your "sac".
Oh Corny, think about that next time you're whacking away at Little Cornelius.
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can you guys like start a thread to fight in plz? >:(
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nah, Stalky likes getting up on my ivory tower regardless of the place.
don't worry Stalky, your e-thugging will scare someone, eventually.
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What's that, Corny? I don't speak that middle-aged lonely lingo, yet.
Maybe you should call your therapist 100 times overnight and tell him how bad Stocky has been to you.
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Stalky, really - shouldn't you be out getting your magically delious marshmellows back, instead of crank-calling your elders and stalking them on the innertubes? Or maybe you can find a girl who is into the whiny cunt type.
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Stalky, really - shouldn't you be out getting your magically delious marshmellows back, instead of crank-calling your elders and stalking them on the innertubes? Or maybe you can find a girl who is into the whiny cunt type.
I know while you sleep alone at night, you sometimes dream about what you would've liked to happen.
As a good friend, I have to tell you that it was indeed you who cranked me numerous times in the night. I don't know if these calls happened to be between your weekly singles poker game where you all drown in your middle-aged sorrows, but it really comes down to the fact that your "evidence" happens to be non-existent. Ever wonder why that could be Corny?
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Oh, Stalky. Are you clicking those ruby slippers of yours like I told you? Because that's the only way your little fantasy is coming to life.
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Oh, Stalky. Are you clicking those ruby slippers of yours like I told you? Because that's the only way your little fantasy is coming to life.
By clicking those little precious slippers, you must mean what you've been doing for the past couple of months in hopes that you might not look like the sick middle-aged man that you really are. I'm sorry, Corny. Didn't want to break it to you this way :(
Newsflash: The reason you have no evidence to support your claim is the fact that you made it up in your head. Click click, Dorothy.
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Do you want to fuck or what, Stalky? Otherwise it's kind of creepy that you're incessantly following me around like a stray. Do you need a bone, Stalky?
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Can we PLEASE get a mod in here?!
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Do you want to fuck or what, Stalky? Otherwise it's kind of creepy that you're incessantly following me around like a stray. Do you need a bone, Stalky?
Corny, I think it's about that time you and your single middle-aged female support group get together and straighten out your panties that seem to be bothering you so much. Maybe you need to be seeing another doctor who can tell you that the amount of stress you're getting at your age can be very unhealthy.
And for God's sake, don't call me this time. You know how angry I can get when I can't get my beauty sleep.
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But do you want to fuck me or what, Stalky? Awful long time to be obsessed with another man, don't you think?
I'm your huckleberry if you're looking for a deep dicking. I can't really be there for you every time your vagina hurts, like.... today, for example.
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leper status for both?
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Leper status for responding to this self-loathing waste of fuck? Get the fuck out.
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awesome thread
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Leper status for responding to this self-loathing waste of fuck? Get the fuck out.
1 response I could understand but all this? just put him on ignore
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Trust me when I say that if I put him on ignore, the cuntface will show up on my doorstep.
The little daisy just needs to get his ya-yas out from time to time.
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Corny, let me ask you something.
When your "life partner" starts screaming at you, "I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO VIOLATED IN MY ENTIRE LIFE", how exactly do you feel?
And just if you happen to be feeling optimistic about your day today, I meant the bad violating. It's rape, Corny, and it's not funny.
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28 posts later...
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This thread's more entertaining than the movie though, right?
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P3N0RZ
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28 posts later...
I LoL'd