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General => Video Game Bored => Topic started by: TVC15 on May 30, 2007, 07:45:18 PM

Title: Sim City DS is gonna be like eating a melted marshmallow out of St. Corney's ass
Post by: TVC15 on May 30, 2007, 07:45:18 PM: 6/19/07, bitches. This game is going to be so hot that it's going to make the rest of the DS library look like puke in comparison. This is gonna be the omega, super killer app. Handheld, decent Sim City. Boner Academy DS, baby!
Title: Re: Sim City DS is gonna be like eating a melted marshmallow out of St. Corney's
Post by: hyp on May 30, 2007, 07:51:05 PM: EA Japan FTW.

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Title: Re: Sim City DS is gonna be like eating a melted marshmallow out of St. Corney's
Post by: TakingBackSunday on May 30, 2007, 08:13:50 PM: Everyone KNOWS My Sims DS will shit all over this.
Title: Re: Sim City DS is gonna be like eating a melted marshmallow out of St. Corney's
Post by: Saint Cornelius on May 30, 2007, 08:15:42 PM: bububub Nintendo sux ::)

and I like how now everyone is adding the "e", you fucks
Title: Re: Sim City DS is gonna be like eating a melted marshmallow out of St. Corney's ass
Post by: TVC15 on May 30, 2007, 08:19:08 PM: Nintendo doesn't suck, just the Wii does.
Title: Re: Sim City DS is gonna be like eating a melted marshmallow out of St. Corney's
Post by: Saint Cornelius on May 30, 2007, 08:20:07 PM: The Wii doesn't suck either. Goddamn dude.
Title: Re: Sim City DS is gonna be like eating a melted marshmallow out of St. Corney's ass
Post by: Vizzys on May 30, 2007, 08:27:25 PM: lol
Title: Re: Sim City DS is gonna be like eating a melted marshmallow out of St. Corney's ass
Post by: TVC15 on May 30, 2007, 08:45:21 PM: Quote from: Saint Cornelius on May 30, 2007, 08:20:07 PM
The Wii doesn't suck either. Goddamn dude.

Crap hardware + no games + negligible third-party support equals sad pandaville.
Title: Re: Sim City DS is gonna be like eating a melted marshmallow out of St. Corney's
Post by: hyp on May 30, 2007, 08:47:09 PM: :lol this is going to turn into the "wow warhawk beta" thread in no time.
Title: Re: Sim City DS is gonna be like eating a melted marshmallow out of St. Corney's ass
Post by: The Sceneman on May 30, 2007, 09:00:19 PM: Quote from: TVC 15 on May 30, 2007, 08:45:21 PM
Quote from: Saint Cornelius on May 30, 2007, 08:20:07 PM
The Wii doesn't suck either. Goddamn dude.

Crap hardware + no games + negligible third-party support equals sad pandaville.

the games are coming bro, have seen the motherfucking trailer for Dog Island? holy shit
Title: Re: Sim City DS is gonna be like eating a melted marshmallow out of St. Corney's
Post by: TakingBackSunday on May 30, 2007, 09:01:06 PM: Quote from: TVC 15 on May 30, 2007, 08:45:21 PM
Quote from: Saint Cornelius on May 30, 2007, 08:20:07 PM
The Wii doesn't suck either. Goddamn dude.

Crap hardware + no games + negligible third-party support equals sad pandaville.

I like Wii. Does that make me stupid? It's okay, I also have a 360 AND I plan on getting LOTR Online. Buttrape me.
Title: Re: Sim City DS is gonna be like eating a melted marshmallow out of St. Corney's ass
Post by: TVC15 on May 30, 2007, 09:07:04 PM: Quote from: Scenester on May 30, 2007, 09:00:19 PM
Quote from: TVC 15 on May 30, 2007, 08:45:21 PM
Quote from: Saint Cornelius on May 30, 2007, 08:20:07 PM
The Wii doesn't suck either. Goddamn dude.

Crap hardware + no games + negligible third-party support equals sad pandaville.

the games are coming bro, have seen the motherfucking trailer for Dog Island? holy shit

Another dog game? I never understood why people want to pay money for a dog game where you can't beat them or jerk them off.
Title: Re: Sim City DS is gonna be like eating a melted marshmallow out of St. Corney's
Post by: Saint Cornelius on May 30, 2007, 09:09:19 PM: Quote from: TVC 15 on May 30, 2007, 09:07:04 PM
Another dog game? I never understood why people want to pay money for a dog game where you can't beat them or jerk them off.

What about walk them or give them a bone, or does that go with the "fuck them" option? :'(
Title: Re: Sim City DS is gonna be like eating a melted marshmallow out of St. Corney's ass
Post by: TVC15 on May 30, 2007, 09:11:39 PM: Quote from: Saint Cornelius on May 30, 2007, 09:09:19 PM
Quote from: TVC 15 on May 30, 2007, 09:07:04 PM
Another dog game? I never understood why people want to pay money for a dog game where you can't beat them or jerk them off.

What about walk them or give them a bone, or does that go with the "fuck them" option? :'(

I didn't say fuck them. I'm not a sicko.
Title: Re: Sim City DS is gonna be like eating a melted marshmallow out of St. Corney's ass
Post by: The Sceneman on May 30, 2007, 09:32:16 PM: :lol

Dog Island looks sort of like a 3d Zelda ripoff featuring fucked Nintendogs rejects. Youd better believe Im keen for that shit. And Sim City DS will probably be good.
Title: Re: Sim City DS is gonna be like eating a melted marshmallow out of St. Corney's ass
Post by: Van Cruncheon on May 30, 2007, 09:38:57 PM: Dog Island looks fucking awful AND is designed for little girls, to boot. What the fuck is wrong with you Ninty swishes?
Title: Re: Sim City DS is gonna be like eating a melted marshmallow out of St. Corney's ass
Post by: The Sceneman on May 30, 2007, 09:48:39 PM: I just have really terrible taste in games apparently
Title: Re: Sim City DS is gonna be like eating a melted marshmallow out of St. Corney's
Post by: TakingBackSunday on May 30, 2007, 10:28:52 PM: Quote from: Professor Prole on May 30, 2007, 09:38:57 PM
Dog Island looks fucking awful AND is designed for little girls, to boot. What the fuck is wrong with you Ninty swishes?
I was pretty sure he was joking
Title: Re: Sim City DS is gonna be like eating a melted marshmallow out of St. Corney's ass
Post by: Van Cruncheon on May 30, 2007, 10:36:48 PM: i cannot tell with wii owners!
Title: Re: Sim City DS is gonna be like eating a melted marshmallow out of St. Corney's
Post by: Scurvy Stan on May 31, 2007, 01:57:13 AM: I don't know, whens the last time any of you played simcity? It's pretty fucking boring by today's standards.
Title: Re: Sim City DS is gonna be like eating a melted marshmallow out of St. Corney's
Post by: ToxicAdam on May 31, 2007, 08:33:11 AM: Quote from: Scurvy Stan on May 31, 2007, 01:57:13 AM
I don't know, whens the last time any of you played simcity? It's pretty fucking boring by today's standards.

:tomato

(I agree)
Title: Re: Sim City DS is gonna be like eating a melted marshmallow out of St. Corney's
Post by: Cheebs on May 31, 2007, 08:37:54 AM: Which game is this based on? I am tired of the millions of Sim City 2000 ports.
Title: Re: Sim City DS is gonna be like eating a melted marshmallow out of St. Corney's ass
Post by: Yeti on May 31, 2007, 11:45:54 AM: I loved Sim City on the Super Nintendo. I haven't played it sice then though.