THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: The Fake Shemp on September 11, 2006, 06:55:58 PM
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... I have attained a time machine through unforseen events, and as so, have used it to see every movie released in the future. Feel free to ask me about them, but here are a few:
The Fountain. Very boring. I fell asleep during it. Pass on this lamefest!
Inland Empire. So long that it makes King Kong seem like a swift, tightly edited adventure.
The Prestige. Is so awesome that they actually cancel the Oscars and Warner Bros. gives Nolan the rights to direct Batman films forever!
Children of Men. It was okay.
Casino Royale. Bond cries too much in this, but he also kicks a lot of ass. I'd recommend this to anyone who has dreamed of joining a secret government service that assasinates evil villains.
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Fountain looks cool.
THERE'S A CURE AND I WILL FIND IT
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Bu-bu-but The Fountain looked so promising... :(
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Oh, I also saw Superman Dies, the next Superman sequel, and it was very homoerotic.
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The next Superman sequel? So you went 20 years into the future?! :o
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How did the homoerotica work out in Bond?
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It works well in Bond, not so much in Superman. It made me uncomfortable when Singer created this almost incestual relationship between Jason and Lois, and Jason dies as a result.
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It works well in Bond, not so much in Superman. It made me uncomfortable when Singer created this almost incestual relationship between Jason and Lois, and Jason dies as a result.
what did the fanboys do?
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Here are the following sequels I thought were unnecessary:
Million Dollar Babies
Goonies III
Ghostbusters: The Next Generation
The Good, The Bad and The Ugly II
Mallrats 2
The Se7enth Sense
Rambo V
The Wicker Man: The Beginning
Snakes on a Plane: The Beginning
The Grudge: The Beginning
The Exorcist: The Beginning
Schindler's List: The Beginning
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It works well in Bond, not so much in Superman. It made me uncomfortable when Singer created this almost incestual relationship between Jason and Lois, and Jason dies as a result.
what did the fanboys do?
Got turned on.
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So how does oceans thirteen do? The punisher 2?
TELL ME TIME TRAVELOR, JOHN TITORR.
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It works well in Bond, not so much in Superman. It made me uncomfortable when Singer created this almost incestual relationship between Jason and Lois, and Jason dies as a result.
what did the fanboys do?
Got turned on.
oooh.
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The Punisher II is a modest success for a straight to home video title, better than Man Thing.
Ocean's 13 once agan pulls the soccer moms and deluded teenagers out of the woodwork to yet another Hollywood wankfest (omg they love working with each other - isn't that so neat!) and scores a big profit. Ocean's 14 is announced, but never filmed after George Clooney spontaneously combusts.
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:( at the Fountain. The movie looked awesome. I'll watch it anyways even with your reviews in mind Willco!
:whip
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I also had a dream. Sam Raimi commits suicide after Spidey 3 bombs. LOL
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Tell us about Joss Whedon's Wonder Woman!
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Fuck Joss and his woman empowerment bullshit.
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I cant wait to see the Fountain it looks like a good flick to take your girl out too. Deep rooted in the love stuff really shows and it looks cool.
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Inland Empire is going to be cut to roughly 2 hours. Lynch's first cuts are always significantly longer than his final films.
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Uh, I already saw it, White Man.