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Title: AHHHHHH I GRABBED GRAPFRUIT JUICE INSTEAD OF ORANGE JUICE
Post by: TVC15 on June 01, 2007, 05:56:22 PM
THIS SHIT IS DISGUSTING!!!
Title: Re: AHHHHHH I GRABBED GRAPFRUIT JUICE INSTEAD OF ORANGE JUICE
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 01, 2007, 06:00:03 PM
 :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: AHHHHHH I GRABBED GRAPFRUIT JUICE INSTEAD OF ORANGE JUICE
Post by: demi on June 01, 2007, 06:01:34 PM
what a wuss

wuss
Title: Re: AHHHHHH I GRABBED GRAPFRUIT JUICE INSTEAD OF ORANGE JUICE
Post by: Saint Cornelius on June 01, 2007, 06:01:45 PM
I'd rather drink a bottle of hobo spunk than grapefruit juice.  :-X
Title: Re: AHHHHHH I GRABBED GRAPFRUIT JUICE INSTEAD OF ORANGE JUICE
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 01, 2007, 06:03:00 PM
drinking grapefruit juice is the beverage equivalent of searching for pr0n on the internet and getting the bz' hole.
Title: Re: AHHHHHH I GRABBED GRAPFRUIT JUICE INSTEAD OF ORANGE JUICE
Post by: TVC15 on June 01, 2007, 06:03:33 PM
Quote from: Saint Cornelius on June 01, 2007, 06:01:45 PM
I'd rather drink a bottle of hobo spunk than grapefruit juice.  :-X

I'd rather drink the piss and vomit!
Title: Re: AHHHHHH I GRABBED GRAPFRUIT JUICE INSTEAD OF ORANGE JUICE
Post by: Saint Cornelius on June 01, 2007, 06:04:07 PM
We've gotta really stop with the vomit drinking stuff. My constitution is too delicate.
Title: Re: AHHHHHH I GRABBED GRAPFRUIT JUICE INSTEAD OF ORANGE JUICE
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 01, 2007, 06:04:31 PM
Quote from: Professor Prole on June 01, 2007, 06:03:00 PM
drinking grapefruit juice is the beverage equivalent of searching for pr0n on the internet and getting the bz' hole.
:lol :lol :lol

Come on now it's not the 10th circle of hell. 
Title: Re: AHHHHHH I GRABBED GRAPFRUIT JUICE INSTEAD OF ORANGE JUICE
Post by: Saint Cornelius on June 01, 2007, 06:06:43 PM
Spunk is one thing, vomit is just another altogether.

Although I saw this one thing recently... no, I shouldn't even talk about it. It's just too foul.
Title: Re: AHHHHHH I GRABBED GRAPFRUIT JUICE INSTEAD OF ORANGE JUICE
Post by: TVC15 on June 01, 2007, 06:06:54 PM
The aftertaste is REVOLTING!  It kind of is like drinking vomit in that regard.

Wait, corny would guzzle jizm over puke?
Title: Re: AHHHHHH I GRABBED GRAPFRUIT JUICE INSTEAD OF ORANGE JUICE
Post by: Saint Cornelius on June 01, 2007, 06:08:32 PM
We're talking gun to the head, choose one or the other. I'd take the jizz.
Title: Re: AHHHHHH I GRABBED GRAPFRUIT JUICE INSTEAD OF ORANGE JUICE
Post by: Cyanista on June 01, 2007, 06:09:14 PM
Ruby red grapefruit juice is yummy.
Title: Re: AHHHHHH I GRABBED GRAPFRUIT JUICE INSTEAD OF ORANGE JUICE
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 01, 2007, 06:10:22 PM
jesus, corny! i'd take vomit easily, because a) i've tasted vomit before (as have we all) and b) the non-auto jizz extraction process kinda runs against my fundamental genetic wiring, as it were
Title: Re: AHHHHHH I GRABBED GRAPFRUIT JUICE INSTEAD OF ORANGE JUICE
Post by: TVC15 on June 01, 2007, 06:10:29 PM
Quote from: Billy Rygar on June 01, 2007, 06:08:37 PM
TVC is just trying to hide the fact that he would love nothing more than to curl up with a bottle of regurgitated semen for a night of Porky's 2 and searching for closeups of Corny's phone number.

fixd
Title: Re: AHHHHHH I GRABBED GRAPFRUIT JUICE INSTEAD OF ORANGE JUICE
Post by: Saint Cornelius on June 01, 2007, 06:12:29 PM
Oh, all guys have tasted their own batter out of curiosity at least. Anyone who hasn't is a liar.

Vomit is the most disgusting thing in the world, which is why it is called "vomit". My nemesis is emesis.
Title: Re: AHHHHHH I GRABBED GRAPFRUIT JUICE INSTEAD OF ORANGE JUICE
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 01, 2007, 06:13:25 PM
i can safely say with even the merest hint of g-esque mendacity that i have never, ever, tasted my own jamba juice. of course, the assumption was that we were drinking the effluvia of others, not our own, but even then, i'd probably take the sputum over the spurtum, on account of the devil you know.
Title: Re: AHHHHHH I GRABBED GRAPFRUIT JUICE INSTEAD OF ORANGE JUICE
Post by: Oblivion on June 01, 2007, 06:14:39 PM
I've never tasted grapefruit in my life. Seriously.

And this thread makes me feel that it was a good thing.
Title: Re: AHHHHHH I GRABBED GRAPFRUIT JUICE INSTEAD OF ORANGE JUICE
Post by: Saint Cornelius on June 01, 2007, 06:15:23 PM
Quote from: Professor Prole on June 01, 2007, 06:13:25 PM
i can safely say without even the merest hint of g-esque mendacity that i have never, ever, tasted my own jamba juice.


i got snowballed by a mormon. *shrug*
Title: Re: AHHHHHH I GRABBED GRAPFRUIT JUICE INSTEAD OF ORANGE JUICE
Post by: The Sceneman on June 01, 2007, 06:16:00 PM
man I was expecting juice discussion  :-\ you guys are gross
Title: Re: AHHHHHH I GRABBED GRAPFRUIT JUICE INSTEAD OF ORANGE JUICE
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 01, 2007, 06:17:00 PM
Quote from: Saint Cornelius on June 01, 2007, 06:15:23 PM
i got snowballed by a mormon. *shrug*

HOTT. Saint Corny Story Hour -- go!
Title: Re: AHHHHHH I GRABBED GRAPFRUIT JUICE INSTEAD OF ORANGE JUICE
Post by: Cyanista on June 01, 2007, 06:18:21 PM
Quote from: Professor Prole on June 01, 2007, 06:10:22 PM
jesus, corny! i'd take vomit easily, because a) i've tasted vomit before (as have we all) and b) the non-auto jizz extraction process kinda runs against my fundamental genetic wiring, as it were

Gun to the head, accept one jug or the other has nothing to do with extracting the substances, mr. perfect sat score.

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i can safely say with even the merest hint of g-esque mendacity that i have never, ever, tasted my own jamba juice.

It's natural to want to taste your own orgasmic fluids.  Humans are just animals.



I really, really want a peach banana smoothie from Jamba Juice right now.  Thanks a lot.   :-\
Title: Re: AHHHHHH I GRABBED GRAPFRUIT JUICE INSTEAD OF ORANGE JUICE
Post by: Saint Cornelius on June 01, 2007, 06:19:50 PM
Well that's a strange pavlovian response to have, Cyanista.
Title: Re: AHHHHHH I GRABBED GRAPFRUIT JUICE INSTEAD OF ORANGE JUICE
Post by: TVC15 on June 01, 2007, 06:21:44 PM
Okay, Corny, what if a chick with a completely empty stomach consumed a quart of sweet semen.  Completely empty.  No chunks in the stomach of anything.  What if she puked up the spunk into a milk carton.  Would you consider consuming the regurgitated semen?
Title: Re: AHHHHHH I GRABBED GRAPFRUIT JUICE INSTEAD OF ORANGE JUICE
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 01, 2007, 06:21:51 PM
Quote from: Cyanista on June 01, 2007, 06:18:21 PM
It's natural to want to taste your own orgasmic fluids.  Humans are just animals.

yeah, i'm gonna hafta go with no. neither my wife nor i have felt any urge to sample our squirtings -- speaking entirely for myself, it had never even occurred to me to stuff a finger fulla my post-coital goo into my craw, well, until you kooks brought it up. i think that's a sexually dysfunctional internetter thang. no validation for you pervies, here!
Title: Re: AHHHHHH I GRABBED GRAPFRUIT JUICE INSTEAD OF ORANGE JUICE
Post by: Saint Cornelius on June 01, 2007, 06:23:58 PM
TVC 15: No. Nope. See because I don't care how clean her stomach is, there's going to be some bile in there and bile is the SECOND most disgusting thing on the planet, hence the name "bile".



Drinky: Your wife is just frontin' when she says she hasn't tasted her sweet, sweet ambrosia.
Title: Re: AHHHHHH I GRABBED GRAPFRUIT JUICE INSTEAD OF ORANGE JUICE
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 01, 2007, 06:25:49 PM
well, i'd allow for certain situations where she mighta encountered it secondhand, as it were, but i really don't wanna stoke a certain liar's broke-ass imagination.
Title: Re: AHHHHHH I GRABBED GRAPFRUIT JUICE INSTEAD OF ORANGE JUICE
Post by: TVC15 on June 01, 2007, 06:26:34 PM
What about 1) eating shit or 2) consuming the regurgitated semen?
Title: Re: AHHHHHH I GRABBED GRAPFRUIT JUICE INSTEAD OF ORANGE JUICE
Post by: Saint Cornelius on June 01, 2007, 06:28:06 PM
Quote from: Professor Prole on June 01, 2007, 06:25:49 PM
well, i'd allow for certain situations where she mighta encountered it secondhand, as it were, but i really don't wanna stoke a certain liar's broke-ass imagination.


oh don't worry about him and just think of what you're doing for MY imagination :hyper


Quote from: TVC 15 on June 01, 2007, 06:26:34 PM
What about 1) eating shit or 2) consuming the regurgitated semen?


Scat is fucking horrible and NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Dude! What the fuck is wrong with you?  :P
Title: Re: AHHHHHH I GRABBED GRAPFRUIT JUICE INSTEAD OF ORANGE JUICE
Post by: Cyanista on June 01, 2007, 06:30:55 PM
Quote from: Professor Prole on June 01, 2007, 06:21:51 PM



yeah, i'm gonna hafta go with no.

Why don't you love yourself?  Were those kids mean to you? Tsk tsk.   :-\
Title: Re: AHHHHHH I GRABBED GRAPFRUIT JUICE INSTEAD OF ORANGE JUICE
Post by: TVC15 on June 01, 2007, 06:33:14 PM
Quote from: Saint Cornelius on June 01, 2007, 06:28:06 PM
Quote from: Professor Prole on June 01, 2007, 06:25:49 PM
well, i'd allow for certain situations where she mighta encountered it secondhand, as it were, but i really don't wanna stoke a certain liar's broke-ass imagination.


oh don't worry about him and just think of what you're doing for MY imagination :hyper


Quote from: TVC 15 on June 01, 2007, 06:26:34 PM
What about 1) eating shit or 2) consuming the regurgitated semen?


Scat is fucking horrible and NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Dude! What the fuck is wrong with you?  :P

Alright:

1) Regurgitated scat
2) Regurgitated semen
3) Something that comes out of a mystery hole on G's body
Title: Re: AHHHHHH I GRABBED GRAPFRUIT JUICE INSTEAD OF ORANGE JUICE
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 01, 2007, 06:33:36 PM
oh, i love myself in both the literal and metaphorical sense. i just never felt the need to consume the fruits of my earnest labors, as such. what kids?
Title: Re: AHHHHHH I GRABBED GRAPFRUIT JUICE INSTEAD OF ORANGE JUICE
Post by: Cyanista on June 01, 2007, 06:34:21 PM
You love your wife, right?  Nevermind the kids, we're on to something.
Title: Re: AHHHHHH I GRABBED GRAPFRUIT JUICE INSTEAD OF ORANGE JUICE
Post by: Saint Cornelius on June 01, 2007, 06:34:57 PM
Woe to those who continue down the path that Cyanista is leading them down
Title: Re: AHHHHHH I GRABBED GRAPFRUIT JUICE INSTEAD OF ORANGE JUICE
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 01, 2007, 06:35:47 PM
oooooooookay. yeah, uh, i thought i was in a thread about grapefruit juice that turned into a discussion of jizz versus puke.
Title: Re: AHHHHHH I GRABBED GRAPFRUIT JUICE INSTEAD OF ORANGE JUICE
Post by: Saint Cornelius on June 01, 2007, 06:36:32 PM
Quote from: TVC 15 on June 01, 2007, 06:33:14 PM
Alright:

1) Regurgitated scat
2) Regurgitated semen
3) Something that comes out of a mystery hole on G's body


1) no 2) no 3) a fucking MYSTERY HOLE?

Quote from: Professor Prole on June 01, 2007, 06:35:47 PM
oooooooookay. yeah, uh, i thought i was in a thread about grapefruit juice that turned into a discussion of jizz versus puke.

it is, but i have a feeling that somebody, or maybe all of us, are going to be doing a lot of crying and crossing ourselves.
Title: Re: AHHHHHH I GRABBED GRAPFRUIT JUICE INSTEAD OF ORANGE JUICE
Post by: Fragamemnon on June 01, 2007, 06:37:58 PM
wow this thread went to the pooper, and then some.

I love grapefruit juice. We mix it with orange juice when we want something sweeter, but it's great-a bit less calories and way more flavor (IMO).
Title: Re: AHHHHHH I GRABBED GRAPFRUIT JUICE INSTEAD OF ORANGE JUICE
Post by: Saint Cornelius on June 01, 2007, 06:38:32 PM
it went in the pooper and out the other end, you could say.
Title: Re: AHHHHHH I GRABBED GRAPFRUIT JUICE INSTEAD OF ORANGE JUICE
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 01, 2007, 06:39:15 PM
???
Title: Re: AHHHHHH I GRABBED GRAPFRUIT JUICE INSTEAD OF ORANGE JUICE
Post by: TVC15 on June 01, 2007, 06:41:59 PM
I'm not letting this drop until Corny answers whether consuming shit or vomit is less disgusting.
Title: Re: AHHHHHH I GRABBED GRAPFRUIT JUICE INSTEAD OF ORANGE JUICE
Post by: Saint Cornelius on June 01, 2007, 06:42:12 PM
(http://www.forgotten-gamer.com/forums/style_emoticons/default/unsure.gif)

I am kinda curious to see where Cyanista was going with that, though.
Title: Re: AHHHHHH I GRABBED GRAPFRUIT JUICE INSTEAD OF ORANGE JUICE
Post by: Saint Cornelius on June 01, 2007, 06:42:48 PM
Quote from: TVC 15 on June 01, 2007, 06:41:59 PM
I'm not letting this drop until Corny answers whether consuming shit or vomit is less disgusting.


If I had a gun to my head and I had to eat shit or vomit, I would prepare myself for the afterlife.

I can see the threads at OA now: CORNY AM JIZZ GUZZLER TOTAL SEEMS SO :hippo :hippo :hippo :faggulp
Title: Re: AHHHHHH I GRABBED GRAPFRUIT JUICE INSTEAD OF ORANGE JUICE
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 01, 2007, 06:43:34 PM
she kinda lost me somewhere -- kids? i have one kid, last i checked. then i love my wife? well, yeah, spluh. was there a situation in the act of conception where she shoulda snowballed me?
Title: Re: AHHHHHH I GRABBED GRAPFRUIT JUICE INSTEAD OF ORANGE JUICE
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 01, 2007, 06:44:18 PM
This thread is...a little off...
Title: Re: AHHHHHH I GRABBED GRAPFRUIT JUICE INSTEAD OF ORANGE JUICE
Post by: Saint Cornelius on June 01, 2007, 06:44:35 PM
Quote from: Professor Prole on June 01, 2007, 06:43:34 PM
she kinda lost me somewhere -- kids? i have one kid, last i checked. then i love my wife? well, yeah, spluh. was there a situation in the act of child conception where she shoulda snowballed me?


Inquiring minds am want to know, total!
Title: Re: AHHHHHH I GRABBED GRAPFRUIT JUICE INSTEAD OF ORANGE JUICE
Post by: TVC15 on June 01, 2007, 06:44:48 PM
Quote from: Saint Cornelius on June 01, 2007, 06:42:48 PM
Quote from: TVC 15 on June 01, 2007, 06:41:59 PM
I'm not letting this drop until Corny answers whether consuming shit or vomit is less disgusting.


If I had a gun to my head and I had to eat shit or vomit, I would prepare myself for the afterlife.

I dunno.  Experience tells me that more people are into shit-eating, due to there being more porn that features it, but I think puke-eating is far less disgusting.

I guess the great equalizer between the two things is that with either fetish, you know if the "giver" has been eating corn.
Title: Re: AHHHHHH I GRABBED GRAPFRUIT JUICE INSTEAD OF ORANGE JUICE
Post by: Saint Cornelius on June 01, 2007, 06:45:32 PM
Oh god.  :-X
Title: Re: AHHHHHH I GRABBED GRAPFRUIT JUICE INSTEAD OF ORANGE JUICE
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 01, 2007, 06:45:37 PM
i still can't fathom why you continue to post at oa, cornelius. maintaining internet pride among the barely self-aware doesn't exactly merit a nobel.
Title: Re: AHHHHHH I GRABBED GRAPFRUIT JUICE INSTEAD OF ORANGE JUICE
Post by: Saint Cornelius on June 01, 2007, 06:47:04 PM
if I think too hard about why I am posting ANYWHERE, it makes me want to not do it anymore.
Title: Re: AHHHHHH I GRABBED GRAPFRUIT JUICE INSTEAD OF ORANGE JUICE
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 01, 2007, 06:47:39 PM
this is truth.
Title: Re: AHHHHHH I GRABBED GRAPFRUIT JUICE INSTEAD OF ORANGE JUICE
Post by: Beezy on June 01, 2007, 06:48:13 PM
Note to self: Never ever read a TVC-made thread while you're eating. :-\
Title: Re: AHHHHHH I GRABBED GRAPFRUIT JUICE INSTEAD OF ORANGE JUICE
Post by: Cyanista on June 01, 2007, 06:54:09 PM
Quote from: Professor Prole on June 01, 2007, 06:43:34 PM
she kinda lost me somewhere -- kids? i have one kid, last i checked. then i love my wife? well, yeah, spluh. was there a situation in the act of conception where she shoulda snowballed me?

Well upon reading the thread I realized I was bringing up your wife (in all innocence) alongside posts about scat and bob KNOWS what else, and I sort of lost heart.

My point was this.  I'm sure you wouldn't flinch or hesitate to consume some of -her- fluids.  I don't see why the thought of your own would provoke such a revolted reaction.  It's just normal, healthy physicality. 

Don't get me wrong, I can understand not ever having a strong desire to see what you taste like.  I just don't see why you act like it's a weird, fetishist act.

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It doesn't make you gay.
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Title: Re: AHHHHHH I GRABBED GRAPFRUIT JUICE INSTEAD OF ORANGE JUICE
Post by: Saint Cornelius on June 01, 2007, 06:55:17 PM
Quote from: Cyanista on June 01, 2007, 06:54:09 PM
Well upon reading the thread I realized I was bringing up your wife (in all innocence) alongside posts about scat and bob KNOWS what else, and I sort of lost heart.


You're getting soft.
Title: Re: AHHHHHH I GRABBED GRAPFRUIT JUICE INSTEAD OF ORANGE JUICE
Post by: Cyanista on June 01, 2007, 06:56:17 PM
I have class, motherfucker.
Title: Re: AHHHHHH I GRABBED GRAPFRUIT JUICE INSTEAD OF ORANGE JUICE
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 01, 2007, 06:56:45 PM
cyanista, i'm just internet sparring -- hyperbole and strawmen are part of the sport! i don't think it's perverted at all. you've killed my fun. :'(

...

but i appreciate you not moving the ropes to bring my wife into the lens of g's godawful imagination. :-[
Title: Re: AHHHHHH I GRABBED GRAPFRUIT JUICE INSTEAD OF ORANGE JUICE
Post by: Saint Cornelius on June 01, 2007, 06:57:01 PM
Quote from: Cyanista on June 01, 2007, 06:56:17 PM
I have class, motherfucker.


:violin
Title: Re: AHHHHHH I GRABBED GRAPFRUIT JUICE INSTEAD OF ORANGE JUICE
Post by: Cyanista on June 01, 2007, 06:58:02 PM
Quote from: Professor Prole on June 01, 2007, 06:56:45 PM
cyanista, i'm just internet sparring. i don't think it's perverted at all. you've killed my fun. :'(

 :maf

Now I have to make a thread ABOUT your wife and scat just to get my e-cred back. 
Title: Re: AHHHHHH I GRABBED GRAPFRUIT JUICE INSTEAD OF ORANGE JUICE
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 01, 2007, 06:58:40 PM
eeeeee
Title: Re: AHHHHHH I GRABBED GRAPFRUIT JUICE INSTEAD OF ORANGE JUICE
Post by: Saint Cornelius on June 01, 2007, 06:58:51 PM
:hyper ooooh shit! i'm cancelling my plans for the evening.
Title: Re: AHHHHHH I GRABBED GRAPFRUIT JUICE INSTEAD OF ORANGE JUICE
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 01, 2007, 07:01:15 PM
:(
Title: Re: AHHHHHH I GRABBED GRAPFRUIT JUICE INSTEAD OF ORANGE JUICE
Post by: etiolate on June 01, 2007, 07:25:56 PM
mmmm grapefruit

I use to have a grapefruit for breakfast almost everyday.
Title: Re: AHHHHHH I GRABBED GRAPFRUIT JUICE INSTEAD OF ORANGE JUICE
Post by: bluemax on June 01, 2007, 07:29:15 PM
Quote from: Cyanista on June 01, 2007, 06:18:21 PM
Quote from: Professor Prole on June 01, 2007, 06:10:22 PM
jesus, corny! i'd take vomit easily, because a) i've tasted vomit before (as have we all) and b) the non-auto jizz extraction process kinda runs against my fundamental genetic wiring, as it were

Gun to the head, accept one jug or the other has nothing to do with extracting the substances, mr. perfect sat score.

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i can safely say with even the merest hint of g-esque mendacity that i have never, ever, tasted my own jamba juice.

It's natural to want to taste your own orgasmic fluids.  Humans are just animals.



I really, really want a peach banana smoothie from Jamba Juice right now.  Thanks a lot.   :-\

There's a jamba on campus. I'll have a smoothie in your honor.
Title: Re: AHHHHHH I GRABBED GRAPFRUIT JUICE INSTEAD OF ORANGE JUICE
Post by: Himu on June 01, 2007, 07:36:46 PM
I love grapefruit. You guys are pussies.
Title: Re: AHHHHHH I GRABBED GRAPFRUIT JUICE INSTEAD OF ORANGE JUICE
Post by: etiolate on June 01, 2007, 07:50:50 PM
Smoothie does sound good
Title: Re: AHHHHHH I GRABBED GRAPFRUIT JUICE INSTEAD OF ORANGE JUICE
Post by: BlueTsunami on June 01, 2007, 09:24:07 PM
URBAN DICTIONARY

1. Jizz 'n' Ched
 
 A popular potato chip flavour in Western Canada.

"If you like the taste of giving head, you'll love the taste of Jizz 'n' Ched!"

:drool