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Title: News: Phoenix Dark is Official Evilbore.com "Whipping Boy of May"
Post by: Melissa on June 01, 2007, 09:15:20 PM
It's June!
Title: Re: News: Phoenix Dark is Official Evilbore.com "Whipping Boy of May"
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 01, 2007, 09:15:53 PM
ew, somebody queefed in here
Title: Re: News: Phoenix Dark is Official Evilbore.com "Whipping Boy of May"
Post by: demi on June 01, 2007, 09:18:50 PM
huahua
Title: Re: News: Phoenix Dark is Official Evilbore.com "Whipping Boy of May"
Post by: TVC15 on June 01, 2007, 09:19:14 PM
Phoenix Dark has been absent lately, hasn't he?  Maybe he's finally gone.
Title: Re: News: Phoenix Dark is Official Evilbore.com "Whipping Boy of May"
Post by: warcock on June 01, 2007, 09:21:10 PM
To veer off the path one has only to ride roxy.
Title: Re: News: Phoenix Dark is Official Evilbore.com "Whipping Boy of May"
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 01, 2007, 09:25:51 PM
Quote
Melissa is Official Evilbore.com "Needs a Life and Should Get Off My Back"

:lol
Title: Re: News: Phoenix Dark is Official Evilbore.com "Whipping Boy of May"
Post by: Melissa on June 01, 2007, 09:33:32 PM
At least it's updated!
Title: Re: News: Phoenix Dark is Official Evilbore.com "Whipping Boy of May"
Post by: Flannel Boy on June 01, 2007, 09:40:29 PM
Phoenix Dark has been absent lately, hasn't he?  Maybe he's finally gone.

I assumed he was at bible camp.
Title: Re: News: Phoenix Dark is Official Evilbore.com "Whipping Boy of May"
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 01, 2007, 09:41:50 PM
he's hiding out from harry potter 7 spoilers. tvc, we gotta spoil it for him.
Title: Re: News: Phoenix Dark is Official Evilbore.com "Whipping Boy of May"
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 01, 2007, 09:41:56 PM
He is apparently quiting the internet for 2 months. 
Title: Re: News: Phoenix Dark is Official Evilbore.com "Whipping Boy of May"
Post by: TVC15 on June 01, 2007, 09:42:44 PM
He is apparently quiting the internet for 2 months. 

Did he offer a reason?  Please say he is trying to build up the courage to commit suicide.
Title: Re: News: Phoenix Dark is Official Evilbore.com "Whipping Boy of May"
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 01, 2007, 09:42:59 PM
OPERATION PD: THE BOY WHO DIED must commence!

seriously, he's off the net for two months to dodge harry potter spoilers. apparently he's still on wow, though. you want him to COMMIT DAT SHIZZAT, find out the plot of jk rowling's latest roald dahl fanfic!
Title: Re: News: Phoenix Dark is Official Evilbore.com "Whipping Boy of May"
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 01, 2007, 09:44:11 PM
He is apparently quiting the internet for 2 months. 

Did he offer a reason?  Please say he is trying to build up the courage to commit suicide.
he's hiding out from harry potter 7 spoilers. tvc, we gotta spoil it for him.
  Thats the reason...no really.

I also think he got a little tired of everyone the last little bit; he wasn't posting like himself. 
Title: Re: News: Phoenix Dark is Official Evilbore.com "Whipping Boy of May"
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 01, 2007, 09:44:59 PM
he was stupidly trying to martyr himself on bk boy's behalf, so there's no shock that he felt punked.
Title: Re: News: Phoenix Dark is Official Evilbore.com "Whipping Boy of May"
Post by: warcock on June 01, 2007, 09:46:19 PM
You guys fail at deduction and induction. This is obvious, PD...SEX....PD...SEX...HE DISCOVERED SEX.


(http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/7604/roxydq51xn9.jpg)
Title: Re: News: Phoenix Dark is Official Evilbore.com "Whipping Boy of May"
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 01, 2007, 09:46:56 PM
he was stupidly trying to martyr himself on bk boy's behalf, so there's no shock that he felt punked.

You talking about the Mupepe.com stuff?  You read mupepe's?  :o
Title: Re: News: Phoenix Dark is Official Evilbore.com "Whipping Boy of May"
Post by: TVC15 on June 01, 2007, 09:46:59 PM
He is apparently quiting the internet for 2 months. 

Did he offer a reason?  Please say he is trying to build up the courage to commit suicide.
he's hiding out from harry potter 7 spoilers. tvc, we gotta spoil it for him.
  Thats the reason...no really.

I also think he got a little tired of everyone the last little bit; he wasn't posting like himself. 

He got a little tired of everyone?  We've been fucking tired of him for months!  Good riddance.
Title: Re: News: Phoenix Dark is Official Evilbore.com "Whipping Boy of May"
Post by: CajoleJuice on June 01, 2007, 10:05:42 PM
Shit I might buy and play WoW just to ruin Harry Potter for him.
Title: Re: News: Phoenix Dark is Official Evilbore.com "Whipping Boy of May"
Post by: Himu on June 01, 2007, 10:08:36 PM
I can't believe he's only playing WoW to get away from HP spoilers. Dude, when book 6's spoiler came out people on mmorpgs were spoiling that shit like crazy. You guys may not have to join WoW at all. I can't wait for the aftermath when he gets spoiled on WoW.

As a HP fan myself, I am prepared to be spoiled! MAN UP.
Title: Re: News: Phoenix Dark is Official Evilbore.com "Whipping Boy of May"
Post by: CajoleJuice on June 01, 2007, 10:09:42 PM
He's going to come back to EB in tears.
Title: Re: News: Phoenix Dark is Official Evilbore.com "Whipping Boy of May"
Post by: Himu on June 01, 2007, 10:10:01 PM
lmao
Title: Re: News: Phoenix Dark is Official Evilbore.com "Whipping Boy of May"
Post by: CajoleJuice on June 01, 2007, 10:12:09 PM
I wonder if this email is real and used: phoenixdark@comcast.net

We can send him emails with spoilers in the subject.
Title: Re: News: Phoenix Dark is Official Evilbore.com "Whipping Boy of May"
Post by: Himu on June 01, 2007, 10:13:03 PM
Meh. I suggest we just leave him be. He will blame his own pig headedness for trusting the denizens of WoW. It'll be more fun that way.
Title: Re: News: Phoenix Dark is Official Evilbore.com "Whipping Boy of May"
Post by: TVC15 on June 01, 2007, 10:13:24 PM
Lemme see what email he signed up with at GAF
Title: Re: News: Phoenix Dark is Official Evilbore.com "Whipping Boy of May"
Post by: TVC15 on June 01, 2007, 10:14:35 PM
Wait, what did PD get permabanned at GAF for?
Title: Re: News: Phoenix Dark is Official Evilbore.com "Whipping Boy of May"
Post by: Cheebs on June 01, 2007, 10:21:45 PM
PD says he won't be back till he finishes harry potter 7.  :lol

So we are free of him till augustish.

He said he wont go on the internet PERIOD apparently.

btw this is his private email:

@emich.edu
Title: Re: News: Phoenix Dark is Official Evilbore.com "Whipping Boy of May"
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 01, 2007, 10:32:28 PM
:bow :bow cheebs :bow :bow
Title: Re: News: Phoenix Dark is Official Evilbore.com "Whipping Boy of May"
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 01, 2007, 10:34:21 PM
Wait, what did PD get permabanned at GAF for?

Whats this about? 
Title: Re: News: Phoenix Dark is Official Evilbore.com "Whipping Boy of May"
Post by: Cheebs on June 01, 2007, 10:35:14 PM
:bow :bow cheebs :bow :bow

I posted it before sweetie.  :-*

http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=4301.0
Title: Re: News: Phoenix Dark is Official Evilbore.com "Whipping Boy of May"
Post by: Himu on June 01, 2007, 10:37:36 PM
PD says he won't be back till he finishes harry potter 7.  :lol

So we are free of him till augustish.

August? Dude, most HP fans finish the books within a day or a week after the new book comes out.
Title: Re: News: Phoenix Dark is Official Evilbore.com "Whipping Boy of May"
Post by: CajoleJuice on June 01, 2007, 10:38:33 PM
Yea, what the fuck else does he have to do anyway?
Title: Re: News: Phoenix Dark is Official Evilbore.com "Whipping Boy of May"
Post by: TVC15 on June 01, 2007, 10:39:02 PM
Wait, what did PD get permabanned at GAF for?

Whats this about? 

My mistake, he's not banned.  There's an account with the same name, without a space, that is permabanned.
Title: Re: News: Phoenix Dark is Official Evilbore.com "Whipping Boy of May"
Post by: Himu on June 01, 2007, 10:39:49 PM
Wait, what did PD get permabanned at GAF for?

Whats this about? 

My mistake, he's not banned.  There's an account with the same name, without a space, that is permabanned.

That was his old account name. He reregged so he could have his new name with a space.
Title: Re: News: Phoenix Dark is Official Evilbore.com "Whipping Boy of May"
Post by: Cheebs on June 01, 2007, 10:41:15 PM
PD says he won't be back till he finishes harry potter 7.  :lol

So we are free of him till augustish.

August? Dude, most HP fans finish the books within a day or a week after the new book comes out.

PD says he likes to take it slow only reading a chapter a night or something
Title: Re: News: Phoenix Dark is Official Evilbore.com "Whipping Boy of May"
Post by: etiolate on June 01, 2007, 10:42:45 PM
I still see PD on wow
Title: Re: News: Phoenix Dark is Official Evilbore.com "Whipping Boy of May"
Post by: CajoleJuice on June 01, 2007, 10:43:28 PM
PD says he won't be back till he finishes harry potter 7.  :lol

So we are free of him till augustish.

August? Dude, most HP fans finish the books within a day or a week after the new book comes out.

PD says he likes to take it slow only reading a chapter a night or something


He deserves to have it spoiled with that shit.
Title: Re: News: Phoenix Dark is Official Evilbore.com "Whipping Boy of May"
Post by: Himu on June 01, 2007, 10:47:26 PM
PD says he won't be back till he finishes harry potter 7.  :lol

So we are free of him till augustish.

August? Dude, most HP fans finish the books within a day or a week after the new book comes out.

PD says he likes to take it slow only reading a chapter a night or something


Are you serious? No one I know does that shit.
Title: Re: News: Phoenix Dark is Official Evilbore.com "Whipping Boy of May"
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 01, 2007, 10:49:06 PM
PD says he won't be back till he finishes harry potter 7.  :lol

So we are free of him till augustish.

August? Dude, most HP fans finish the books within a day or a week after the new book comes out.

PD says he likes to take it slow only reading a chapter a night or something

Trust me thats just something he says to make you go faster. 
Title: Re: News: Phoenix Dark is Official Evilbore.com "Whipping Boy of May"
Post by: TVC15 on June 01, 2007, 10:54:46 PM
PD says he won't be back till he finishes harry potter 7.  :lol

So we are free of him till augustish.

August? Dude, most HP fans finish the books within a day or a week after the new book comes out.

PD says he likes to take it slow only reading a chapter a night or something


The chapters in those books are like 4 pages long.  What a dumbass he is.
Title: Re: News: Phoenix Dark is Official Evilbore.com "Whipping Boy of May"
Post by: Flannel Boy on June 01, 2007, 10:55:05 PM
PD's slow... who knew?
Title: Re: News: Phoenix Dark is Official Evilbore.com "Whipping Boy of May"
Post by: Cheebs on June 01, 2007, 11:26:56 PM
PD says he won't be back till he finishes harry potter 7.  :lol

So we are free of him till augustish.

August? Dude, most HP fans finish the books within a day or a week after the new book comes out.

PD says he likes to take it slow only reading a chapter a night or something


Are you serious? No one I know does that shit.
I mocked him about it when I asked him why he was leaving so long and he said something like "I like to go to bed dreaming of what adventures happen in the next chapter".
Title: Re: News: Phoenix Dark is Official Evilbore.com "Whipping Boy of May"
Post by: CajoleJuice on June 01, 2007, 11:29:22 PM
:rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: News: Phoenix Dark is Official Evilbore.com "Whipping Boy of May"
Post by: Flannel Boy on June 01, 2007, 11:35:00 PM
oh god nooo  :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: News: Phoenix Dark is Official Evilbore.com "Whipping Boy of May"
Post by: Cheebs on June 01, 2007, 11:36:22 PM
The sad part is it is true.  :-\
Title: Re: News: Phoenix Dark is Official Evilbore.com "Whipping Boy of May"
Post by: Himu on June 01, 2007, 11:37:58 PM
:rofl
Title: Re: News: Phoenix Dark is Official Evilbore.com "Whipping Boy of May"
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 01, 2007, 11:45:34 PM
 :-* :-* :-*
Title: Re: News: Phoenix Dark is Official Evilbore.com "Whipping Boy of May"
Post by: Human Snorenado on June 02, 2007, 05:52:55 PM
Cheebs, this is your chance to conclusively proove you're not PD.  You have his snail mail address.  We'll need to send him mail with the spoilers when they leak.
Title: Re: News: Phoenix Dark is Official Evilbore.com "Whipping Boy of May"
Post by: TVC15 on June 02, 2007, 05:59:19 PM
PD posted on GAF a few times today.  I am guessing (hoping) he has just left Evilbore.
Title: Re: News: Phoenix Dark is Official Evilbore.com "Whipping Boy of May"
Post by: bud on June 02, 2007, 06:00:48 PM
i bet he's one of the hidden members :lol
Title: Re: News: Phoenix Dark is Official Evilbore.com "Whipping Boy of May"
Post by: Cheebs on June 02, 2007, 07:27:37 PM
PD posted on GAF a few times today.  I am guessing (hoping) he has just left Evilbore.
He must be avoiding EB then due to HP spoilers. He probably assumes GAF would use spoiler tags when it releases unlike eb where he knows we would love to ruin it for him.

 :lol

And I don't have his snail mail address. I can via my account on the college using his name get his email address and find what "clubs" he is in, nothing more.
Title: Re: News: Phoenix Dark is Official Evilbore.com "Whipping Boy of May"
Post by: TVC15 on June 02, 2007, 07:28:36 PM
GAF was covered in spoilers for the last book, too, though.

He's fucking distinguished mentally-challenged.
Title: Re: News: Phoenix Dark is Official Evilbore.com "Whipping Boy of May"
Post by: Flannel Boy on June 02, 2007, 07:41:18 PM
Is PD a ten year old white girl? It would explain a lot.
Title: Re: News: Phoenix Dark is Official Evilbore.com "Whipping Boy of May"
Post by: Melissa on June 02, 2007, 08:16:18 PM
Who wrote this new news anyway?

Melissa is Official Evilbore.com "Needs a Life and Should Get Off My Back"
Title: Re: News: Phoenix Dark is Official Evilbore.com "Whipping Boy of May"
Post by: Human Snorenado on June 02, 2007, 08:19:28 PM
PD posted on GAF a few times today.  I am guessing (hoping) he has just left Evilbore.
He must be avoiding EB then due to HP spoilers. He probably assumes GAF would use spoiler tags when it releases unlike eb where he knows we would love to ruin it for him.

 :lol

And I don't have his snail mail address. I can via my account on the college using his name get his email address and find what "clubs" he is in, nothing more.

Don't you supposedly have his name, though?  Can't you look up his address, or maybe his parent's address?  Didn't you threaten to call his mom and stalk him when you revealed that you both went to EMU? 

I'm still thinking that you and PD are the same person, Cheebs.  Do this for us and it will prove otherwise.
Title: Re: News: Phoenix Dark is Official Evilbore.com "Whipping Boy of May"
Post by: Cheebs on June 02, 2007, 09:25:55 PM
PD posted on GAF a few times today.  I am guessing (hoping) he has just left Evilbore.
He must be avoiding EB then due to HP spoilers. He probably assumes GAF would use spoiler tags when it releases unlike eb where he knows we would love to ruin it for him.

 :lol

And I don't have his snail mail address. I can via my account on the college using his name get his email address and find what "clubs" he is in, nothing more.

Don't you supposedly have his name, though?  Can't you look up his address, or maybe his parent's address?  Didn't you threaten to call his mom and stalk him when you revealed that you both went to EMU? 

I'm still thinking that you and PD are the same person, Cheebs.  Do this for us and it will prove otherwise.
I have his parents house address and phone number. But I won't use it. Because he found my parents address (and map quested it he is like 10 min away or something lol) and number via his stalkings to use as blackmail against me if I attempted anything and if I did anything he'd fire right back. It's like the cold war or something.
Title: Re: News: Phoenix Dark is Official Evilbore.com "Whipping Boy of May"
Post by: Human Snorenado on June 02, 2007, 09:39:03 PM
PD posted on GAF a few times today.  I am guessing (hoping) he has just left Evilbore.
He must be avoiding EB then due to HP spoilers. He probably assumes GAF would use spoiler tags when it releases unlike eb where he knows we would love to ruin it for him.

 :lol

And I don't have his snail mail address. I can via my account on the college using his name get his email address and find what "clubs" he is in, nothing more.

Don't you supposedly have his name, though?  Can't you look up his address, or maybe his parent's address?  Didn't you threaten to call his mom and stalk him when you revealed that you both went to EMU? 

I'm still thinking that you and PD are the same person, Cheebs.  Do this for us and it will prove otherwise.
I have his parents house address and phone number. But I won't use it. Because he found my parents address (and map quested it he is like 10 min away or something lol) and number via his stalkings to use as blackmail against me if I attempted anything and if I did anything he'd fire right back. It's like the cold war or something.

Whatever you say, Michelle.
Title: Re: News: Phoenix Dark is Official Evilbore.com "Whipping Boy of May"
Post by: Cheebs on June 02, 2007, 10:03:37 PM
then I must have created quite a massive backstory and plan long in advance of evilbore since both PD and I on google have histories on various other message boards going back years prior to gaf.  :lol

If I had that kind of willpower and internet obsession I'd commit suicide.
Title: Re: News: Phoenix Dark is Official Evilbore.com "Whipping Boy of May"
Post by: brawndolicious on June 02, 2007, 11:25:48 PM
and for all we know pd is dead.
Title: Re: News: Phoenix Dark is Official Evilbore.com "Whipping Boy of May"
Post by: CajoleJuice on June 03, 2007, 02:25:15 PM
I just saw him on AIM.

I sent him an IM..."HARRY DIES"

He signed off without replying.
Title: Re: News: Phoenix Dark is Official Evilbore.com "Whipping Boy of May"
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 03, 2007, 02:28:07 PM
i bet he's one of the hidden members :lol

 :lol I bet thats true.  I think we should just start leaving spoilers in random threads.     
Title: Re: News: Phoenix Dark is Official Evilbore.com "Whipping Boy of May"
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 03, 2007, 02:33:02 PM
 :-\

I need to make a thread. Can someone make a thread for me please? After that I'm not coming back. In fact I wouldn't be doing this if I didn't know TVC and Erco are good with computers.

Make a thread about this please:
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=160597
Title: Re: News: Phoenix Dark is Official Evilbore.com "Whipping Boy of May"
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 03, 2007, 02:34:02 PM
will do PD  :-*

done.  and you mean your coming back after your done reading potter right? 
Title: Re: News: Phoenix Dark is Official Evilbore.com "Whipping Boy of May"
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 03, 2007, 02:37:44 PM
I don't know if I'm ever coming back
Title: Re: News: Phoenix Dark is Official Evilbore.com "Whipping Boy of May"
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 03, 2007, 02:39:57 PM
I don't know if I'm ever coming back

 :'(  why? 
Title: Re: News: Phoenix Dark is Official Evilbore.com "Whipping Boy of May"
Post by: Yeti on June 03, 2007, 07:43:48 PM
I don't know if I'm ever coming back

 :'(