THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: TVC15 on June 02, 2007, 09:50:28 PM
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*loads chamber*
*puts gun to head*
*pulls trigger*
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The Methodist church in my town has a sign like that. :lol
GOD
ANSWERS
KNEE-MAIL
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this comic disproves the existence of god
ITS PARADOX TIME
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7 DAYS WITHOUT GOD
MAKES ONE WEAK
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Knee mail?
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IT'S HARD TO
STUMBLE WHEN
YOU'RE ON
YOUR KNEES
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The Methodist church in my town has a sign like that. :lol
GOD
ANSWERS
KNEE-MAIL
There has to be a single book of wordplays for church signs, as there are way too many with the same nauseatingly witty phrases.
“Seven days without God makes one weak”
There were at least four churches around here with that on their sign at the same time.
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THERE'S NO STOP, DROP, AND ROLL IN HELL
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IT'S HARD TO
STUMBLE WHEN
YOU'RE ON
YOUR KNEES
Ohhhhhhhhh.
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The Methodist church in my town has a sign like that. :lol
GOD
ANSWERS
KNEE-MAIL
There has to be a single book of wordplays for church signs, as there are way too many with the same nauseatingly witty phrases.
“Seven days without God makes one weak”
There were at least four churches around here with that on their sign at the same time.
No book, but I hear they have their own phone grid set up for secret communications.
Ever been in a priets office and ask what the red phone is for? only to have him reply "Bend over boy" to change the subject? Well now we know why.
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I like Herb and Jamal but when the fuck did it get all OMG CHRISTIAN preachy?
THERE'S NO STOP, DROP, AND ROLL IN HELL
This one is my favorite.
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I left my favorite for last:
1 CROSS
+ 3 NAILS
= 4 GIVEN
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VAGINA.
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I left my favorite for last:
1 CROSS
+ 3 NAILS
= 4 GIVEN
:lol
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I left my favorite for last:
1 CROSS
+ 3 NAILS
= 4 GIVEN
:rofl
Holy fuck.
do churches actually have this in them?
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I left my favorite for last:
1 CROSS
+ 3 NAILS
= 4 GIVEN
:rofl
Holy fuck.
do churches actually have this in them?
Every single of one of these has been on a sign in front of the Methodist church in my town.
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I left my favorite for last:
1 CROSS
+ 3 NAILS
= 4 GIVEN
:rofl
Holy fuck.
do churches actually have this in them?
Every single of one of these has been on a sign in front of the Methodist church in my town.
:rofl :rofl
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maybe I'm just lucky I've never met a methodist like that.
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I don't personally know anyone that goes to it, actually. My friends and I all just laugh at the signs. They are PRICELESS.
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Oddly enough, in my bumfuck small town in PA< there was also a Methodist church that had the same signs. Despite spending time in private and public schools, I never met a person that went to it. Where do these bumper sticker platitude-loving fucks go to school? Or are they PD-type re-res that don't go to school?
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can you imagine getting into a passionate debate about evolution with a guy like pd and he says 1 + 3 nails equals 4given and you're like wtf and he starts jacking off?
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Yeah! Take that bitter godless mother fuckers!