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Title: The new Phoenix Dark comic
Post by: TVC15 on June 02, 2007, 09:50:28 PM
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Title: Re: The new Phoenix Dark comic
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 02, 2007, 09:52:06 PM
*loads chamber*

*puts gun to head*

*pulls trigger*

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Title: Re: The new Phoenix Dark comic
Post by: CajoleJuice on June 02, 2007, 09:52:35 PM
The Methodist church in my town has a sign like that. :lol

GOD
ANSWERS
KNEE-MAIL
Title: Re: The new Phoenix Dark comic
Post by: Vizzys on June 02, 2007, 09:53:33 PM
this comic disproves the existence of god

ITS PARADOX TIME
Title: Re: The new Phoenix Dark comic
Post by: CajoleJuice on June 02, 2007, 09:54:56 PM
7 DAYS WITHOUT GOD
MAKES ONE WEAK
Title: Re: The new Phoenix Dark comic
Post by: Oblivion on June 02, 2007, 10:02:37 PM
Knee mail?
Title: Re: The new Phoenix Dark comic
Post by: CajoleJuice on June 02, 2007, 10:03:20 PM
IT'S HARD TO
STUMBLE WHEN
YOU'RE ON
YOUR KNEES
Title: Re: The new Phoenix Dark comic
Post by: Error Macro on June 02, 2007, 10:04:56 PM
The Methodist church in my town has a sign like that. :lol

GOD
ANSWERS
KNEE-MAIL


There has to be a single book of wordplays for church signs, as there are way too many with the same nauseatingly witty phrases.

“Seven days without God makes one weak”

There were at least four churches around here with that on their sign at the same time.
Title: Re: The new Phoenix Dark comic
Post by: CajoleJuice on June 02, 2007, 10:06:32 PM
THERE'S NO STOP, DROP, AND ROLL IN HELL
Title: Re: The new Phoenix Dark comic
Post by: Oblivion on June 02, 2007, 10:13:18 PM
IT'S HARD TO
STUMBLE WHEN
YOU'RE ON
YOUR KNEES


Ohhhhhhhhh.
Title: Re: The new Phoenix Dark comic
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 02, 2007, 10:15:08 PM
The Methodist church in my town has a sign like that. :lol

GOD
ANSWERS
KNEE-MAIL


There has to be a single book of wordplays for church signs, as there are way too many with the same nauseatingly witty phrases.

“Seven days without God makes one weak”
There were at least four churches around here with that on their sign at the same time.
No book, but I hear they have their own phone grid set up for secret communications. 

Ever been in a priets office and ask what the red phone is for? only to have him reply "Bend over boy" to change the subject?  Well now we know why. 
Title: Re: The new Phoenix Dark comic
Post by: Himu on June 02, 2007, 10:16:40 PM
I like Herb and Jamal but when the fuck did it get all OMG CHRISTIAN preachy?

THERE'S NO STOP, DROP, AND ROLL IN HELL

This one is my favorite.
Title: Re: The new Phoenix Dark comic
Post by: CajoleJuice on June 02, 2007, 10:24:00 PM
I left my favorite for last:

   1 CROSS
+ 3 NAILS
= 4 GIVEN
Title: Re: The new Phoenix Dark comic
Post by: warcock on June 02, 2007, 10:27:46 PM
VAGINA.
Title: Re: The new Phoenix Dark comic
Post by: Himu on June 02, 2007, 10:30:26 PM
I left my favorite for last:

   1 CROSS
+ 3 NAILS
= 4 GIVEN


 :lol
Title: Re: The new Phoenix Dark comic
Post by: brawndolicious on June 02, 2007, 10:59:47 PM
I left my favorite for last:
   1 CROSS
+ 3 NAILS
= 4 GIVEN

:rofl

Holy fuck.

do churches actually have this in them?
Title: Re: The new Phoenix Dark comic
Post by: CajoleJuice on June 03, 2007, 01:54:12 AM
I left my favorite for last:
   1 CROSS
+ 3 NAILS
= 4 GIVEN

:rofl

Holy fuck.

do churches actually have this in them?

Every single of one of these has been on a sign in front of the Methodist church in my town.
Title: Re: The new Phoenix Dark comic
Post by: Himu on June 03, 2007, 01:58:03 AM
I left my favorite for last:
   1 CROSS
+ 3 NAILS
= 4 GIVEN

:rofl

Holy fuck.

do churches actually have this in them?

Every single of one of these has been on a sign in front of the Methodist church in my town.

:rofl :rofl
Title: Re: The new Phoenix Dark comic
Post by: brawndolicious on June 03, 2007, 02:02:24 AM
maybe I'm just lucky I've never met a methodist like that.
Title: Re: The new Phoenix Dark comic
Post by: CajoleJuice on June 03, 2007, 02:03:14 AM
I don't personally know anyone that goes to it, actually. My friends and I all just laugh at the signs. They are PRICELESS.
Title: Re: The new Phoenix Dark comic
Post by: TVC15 on June 03, 2007, 02:11:20 AM
Oddly enough, in my bumfuck small town in PA< there was also a Methodist church that had the same signs.  Despite spending time  in private and public schools, I never met a person that went to it.  Where do these bumper sticker platitude-loving fucks go to school?  Or are they PD-type re-res that don't go to school?
Title: Re: The new Phoenix Dark comic
Post by: brawndolicious on June 03, 2007, 02:25:51 AM
can you imagine getting into a passionate debate about evolution with a guy like pd and he says 1 + 3 nails equals 4given and you're like wtf and he starts jacking off?
Title: Re: The new Phoenix Dark comic
Post by: Scurvy Stan on June 03, 2007, 02:07:44 PM
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Yeah! Take that bitter godless mother fuckers!