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Title: Why the fuck is the church next to my school giving out baccalaureate shit?
Post by: brawndolicious on June 05, 2007, 10:06:15 PM
dudefromschool (6:19:31 PM): hey
dudefromschool (6:19:34 PM): are u goin today
amnintenho (6:19:33 PM): wher
amnintenho (6:19:36 PM): where*
dudefromschool (6:19:57 PM): that baccalaureate
dudefromschool (6:20:00 PM): thing
amnintenho(6:20:00 PM): a what?
dudefromschool (6:20:15 PM): at chruch
dudefromschool (6:20:22 PM): in front of tino
amnintenho (6:20:19 PM): huh?
dudefromschool (6:20:29 PM): they this ceremony for all seniors
amnintenho(6:20:34 PM): christian thing?
dudefromschool (6:21:06 PM): no for everyone
amnintenho(6:21:27 PM): wiki says it's a degree for completing school
amnintenho6:21:30 PM): WTF?
amnintenho(6:21:34 PM): nobody told me about this
amnintenho(6:21:43 PM): why are they doing it at the church?
dudefromschool (6:21:49 PM): whose wiki
amnintenho (6:21:46 PM): charity?
amnintenho(6:21:48 PM): wikipedia
dudefromschool (6:22:14 PM): lots of ppl are goin and lot are not goin too
amnintenho (6:22:22 PM): you can't get all seniors into a church
dudefromschool (6:22:33 PM): u can
dudefromschool (6:22:36 PM): its in the back
amnintenho (6:22:33 PM): I don't know
amnintenho(6:22:47 PM): is it a ceremony where they announce every name?
dudefromschool (6:23:15 PM): no idk
dudefromschool (6:23:21 PM): so nvm ur not goin rite
amnintenho(6:23:20 PM): when is it?
dudefromschool (6:23:34 PM): like in 10min
dudefromschool (6:23:37 PM): 6:30
amnintenho(6:23:33 PM): I'll go if you go
amnintenho(6:23:38 PM): just see what it is
amnintenho(6:23:42 PM): walk by
amnintenho(6:23:47 PM): if it's good we can go inside
dudefromschool (6:23:59 PM): but ur suppose to wear cap and gown
amnintenho(6:23:58 PM): omg wtf?
dudefromschool (6:24:06 PM): yea
amnintenho(6:24:12 PM): HAVE to?
dudefromschool (6:24:20 PM): yes
dudefromschool (6:24:26 PM): thers free food
dudefromschool (6:24:30 PM): like hella food free
amnintenho(6:24:29 PM): how long is it?
dudefromschool (6:24:44 PM): dk ..forget it
amnintenho(6:24:44 PM): you want to go?
dudefromschool (6:25:13 PM): too late gotta be ther by 6:30
dudefromschool (6:25:18 PM): ill stupid if we are late
amnintenho(6:25:24 PM): nobody really fucking cares
amnintenho(6:25:26 PM): it's
amnintenho(6:25:34 PM): ..a baccalaureate
dudefromschool (6:25:45 PM): lol
amnintenho(6:25:47 PM): do a lot of people know it?
amnintenho(6:25:51 PM): I never heard about it
dudefromschool (6:26:04 PM): yea ppl know it
dudefromschool (6:26:13 PM): its in that papar u got
amnintenho(6:26:17 PM): I think I lost that
Title: Re: Why the fuck is the church next to my school giving out baccalaureate shit?
Post by: xnikki118x on June 06, 2007, 04:26:02 AM
tl;dr
Title: Re: Why the fuck is the church next to my school giving out baccalaureate shit?
Post by: brawndolicious on June 06, 2007, 06:47:03 PM
what?
Title: Re: Why the fuck is the church next to my school giving out baccalaureate shit?
Post by: Robo on June 06, 2007, 06:56:08 PM
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Title: Re: Why the fuck is the church next to my school giving out baccalaureate shit?
Post by: etiolate on June 06, 2007, 07:51:20 PM
It looks like the giraffe meant to earfuck the kid in black, but hit the next kid by accident.
Title: Re: Why the fuck is the church next to my school giving out baccalaureate shit?
Post by: brawndolicious on June 06, 2007, 08:50:22 PM
you ruined my thread.
Title: Re: Why the fuck is the church next to my school giving out baccalaureate shit?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 06, 2007, 08:52:45 PM
tl;dr total
Title: Re: Why the fuck is the church next to my school giving out baccalaureate shit?
Post by: brawndolicious on June 06, 2007, 08:53:59 PM
they're giving out faux degrees at the church across the street from my school two days before graduation.

and food.
Title: Re: Why the fuck is the church next to my school giving out baccalaureate shit?
Post by: TVC15 on June 06, 2007, 08:55:13 PM
It's not a degree you stupid git:

A baccalaureate address refers usually to the pre-commencement speech given to a graduating college or university senior class. The speaker selected to give such speech is either a well-known or otherwise prominent person of notability or, in certain U.S. institutions, a faculty member selected by the graduating class themselves. A baccalaureate address can also refer to a pre-high school graduation event that is often religious and the farewell to the senior class is done in the style of sermons in the United States. Baccalaureate addresses range in length from under one hour to over two hours.

Local churches usually do such things before high school graduations.
Title: Re: Why the fuck is the church next to my school giving out baccalaureate shit?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 06, 2007, 08:57:28 PM
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Title: Re: Why the fuck is the church next to my school giving out baccalaureate shit?
Post by: brawndolicious on June 06, 2007, 09:00:16 PM
okay, and why are they doing this in a church?
Title: Re: Why the fuck is the church next to my school giving out baccalaureate shit?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 06, 2007, 09:01:48 PM
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Title: Re: Why the fuck is the church next to my school giving out baccalaureate shit?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 06, 2007, 09:02:46 PM
he's always like this. we don't think he occupies the same reality the rest of us do.
Title: Re: Why the fuck is the church next to my school giving out baccalaureate shit?
Post by: brawndolicious on June 06, 2007, 09:04:06 PM
Consider the free food to be candy. The church; a van. That shady looking fellow over there in it is Christianity.
oh I knew that, I'm just wondering why this is supported by a school.
Title: Re: Why the fuck is the church next to my school giving out baccalaureate shit?
Post by: TVC15 on June 06, 2007, 09:04:27 PM
okay, and why are they doing this in a church?

Traditionally, there was a certain religious element to the event.  It's not like I'm going to piss holy water on you religious or anything.  Sometimes the baccalaureate is accompanied by a mass, too, but I'm not sure everywhere does that.

I remember when I graduated from my public high school, there was a baccalaureate at a local church because of the whole no god in public schools thang, whereas for my private school peers, it was an in school dealio.

I really don't know much about it.  It's a tradition thing.
Title: Re: Why the fuck is the church next to my school giving out baccalaureate shit?
Post by: brawndolicious on June 06, 2007, 09:07:17 PM
thank you.
Title: Re: Why the fuck is the church next to my school giving out baccalaureate shit?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 06, 2007, 09:10:15 PM
helpful posting tips for uneducated terrorists:

TITLE: what is a "baccalaureate"?
BODY: "my school is holding a baccalaureate ceremony at the local church. what the fuck is this?"