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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: BlackMage on June 06, 2007, 03:30:44 AM

Title: Is there a rule about this?
Post by: BlackMage on June 06, 2007, 03:30:44 AM
So I haven't talked to my Dad in about 4 months, then out of the blue, he calls me and lets me know he got married. I figured that they probably eloped or something but NOOOOOOOO, there was a big fucking wedding with both their families. The problem I am having is, why the fuck wasn't I invited? Is there some kind of rule where the kids of your ex-wife aren't allowed at your next wedding? I don't know, I just thought it was kinda weird. I get along pretty good with my dad, too. I try to call him at least once a month.
Title: Re: Is there a rule about this?
Post by: TVC15 on June 06, 2007, 03:32:34 AM
I'd feel pretty shitty about that, too.  is this the sort of thing you can ask him about, or will you be stuck stewin'?
Title: Re: Is there a rule about this?
Post by: cloudwalking on June 06, 2007, 03:35:14 AM
what the fuck? that doesn't seem to make much sense, especially if you were on good terms.

maybe it's possible that his new wife didn't want you there? she might be insecure about having his kid from another marriage at her wedding or something. which would be pretty selfish anyway, but i've seen it happen before in my extended family. women are fucking nuts when it comes to that shit, especially their weddings.
Title: Re: Is there a rule about this?
Post by: BlackMage on June 06, 2007, 03:37:15 AM
Quote from: TVC 15 on June 06, 2007, 03:32:34 AM
I'd feel pretty shitty about that, too.  is this the sort of thing you can ask him about, or will you be stuck stewin'?

I'm going golfing with him on Sunday. Maybe i'll bring it up. I don't want some weird drama to come of this, really. He wants me to meet her but I think it's all awkward.
Title: Re: Is there a rule about this?
Post by: BlackMage on June 06, 2007, 03:39:35 AM
Also, the reason my dad and mom divorced is because he cheated on her. Don't know if that has any relevance.
Title: Re: Is there a rule about this?
Post by: Human Snorenado on June 06, 2007, 03:43:48 AM
That's pretty jacked up, duder.
Title: Re: Is there a rule about this?
Post by: G The Resurrected on June 06, 2007, 03:46:06 AM
i dont know Bm it sounds strange. but then again my dad didnt invite me to his second wedding he did however ask me to be his best man at his third wedding. i said no
Title: Re: Is there a rule about this?
Post by: Human Snorenado on June 06, 2007, 03:47:17 AM
Quote from: G The Bi Liar on June 06, 2007, 03:46:06 AM
i dont know Bm it sounds strange. but then again my dad didnt invite me to his second wedding he did however ask me to be his best man at his third wedding. i said no

Not that I would ever get married, but if you were my son I wouldn't invite you to my wedding.  What if you told people some crazy fucked up lie?  And of course you would.
Title: Re: Is there a rule about this?
Post by: xnikki118x on June 06, 2007, 04:18:55 AM
I'd be offended if he didn't invite me to the wedding as well. Do you have siblings and were they invited? I'd definitely bring it up when you go golfing with him. Don't do it as an accusation though, like "why didn't you invite me to the wedding?" That will put him on the defensive. Instead, say something like "I felt kind of left out that you didn't invite me to your wedding--I would have gone and I want you to know that I do support your new marriage" or something like that.
Title: Re: Is there a rule about this?
Post by: demi on June 06, 2007, 04:26:09 AM
Nah fuck that, tell him straight up. Don't be a pussy, you are a grown man.
Title: Re: Is there a rule about this?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 06, 2007, 04:29:07 AM
Tell him to GTFO your life. Like this

extreme nsfw:


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PENIS IN MA BOOTY :hyper
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Title: Re: Is there a rule about this?
Post by: demi on June 06, 2007, 04:31:18 AM
WTF PD

banned
Title: Re: Is there a rule about this?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 06, 2007, 04:32:17 AM
I'm sorry but I had to post that. Someway or some how. It is the greatest GIF on the entire internet :rofl
Title: Re: Is there a rule about this?
Post by: G The Resurrected on June 06, 2007, 04:37:13 AM
here use
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Title: Re: Is there a rule about this?
Post by: BlackMage on June 06, 2007, 04:43:22 AM
Quote from: xnikki118x on June 06, 2007, 04:18:55 AM
I'd be offended if he didn't invite me to the wedding as well. Do you have siblings and were they invited? I'd definitely bring it up when you go golfing with him. Don't do it as an accusation though, like "why didn't you invite me to the wedding?" That will put him on the defensive. Instead, say something like "I felt kind of left out that you didn't invite me to your wedding--I would have gone and I want you to know that I do support your new marriage" or something like that.

ha, yeah, my sister wasn't invited either. They don't like each other much, though. I'll take your advice to heart, though.
Title: Re: Is there a rule about this?
Post by: xnikki118x on June 06, 2007, 05:50:27 AM
Quote from: BlackMage on June 06, 2007, 04:43:22 AM
ha, yeah, my sister wasn't invited either. They don't like each other much, though. I'll take your advice to heart, though.

That makes me feel all warm inside. :heartbeat

Is your sister upset about it too?
Title: Re: Is there a rule about this?
Post by: MrAngryFace on June 06, 2007, 10:40:09 AM
I havent spoken a word to my dad in like, 3-4 years lol.
Title: Re: Is there a rule about this?
Post by: whiteACID on June 06, 2007, 10:41:29 AM
Your dad is an asshole, I say break all connections with him.
Title: Re: Is there a rule about this?
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on June 06, 2007, 10:47:22 AM
Your dad didnt invite me either. I wouldnt take it personally.
Title: Re: Is there a rule about this?
Post by: Tauntaun on June 06, 2007, 12:22:55 PM
If he doesn't give you a good answer just wack him in the balls with a golf club and draw :maf faces all over his butt.  Then pay a prostitute to give him herpes. 

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Just ask him straight up, let him know that you were pissed.  No need to hide how you feel but I wouldn't recommend blowing up at him, tell him in a calm manor.  :)
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Title: Re: Is there a rule about this?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 06, 2007, 12:24:01 PM
well, i was invited to do sloppy seconds on your dad's honeymoon night, so yay me.
Title: Re: Is there a rule about this?
Post by: G The Resurrected on June 06, 2007, 12:26:43 PM
Quote from: Professor Prole on June 06, 2007, 12:24:01 PM
well, i was invited to do sloppy seconds on your dad's honeymoon night, so yay me.

funny

you know that funky smell under your covers after you honeymoon night that was cause of me.
Title: Re: Is there a rule about this?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 06, 2007, 12:28:33 PM
pluto this filth
Title: Re: Is there a rule about this?
Post by: G The Resurrected on June 06, 2007, 12:30:51 PM
You can make zingers but i'm not allowed to? what gives man, that some hypocritical bullshit and you knows it
Title: Re: Is there a rule about this?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 06, 2007, 12:31:47 PM
pluto this filth
Title: Re: Is there a rule about this?
Post by: lordmaji on June 06, 2007, 12:32:07 PM
yeah dood. ask em why he didn't invite you. That's some bullshit.
Title: Re: Is there a rule about this?
Post by: MrAngryFace on June 06, 2007, 01:05:06 PM
Just so Saint Corney and Demi dont have a fit,  won't shadow-mod this one. G is gone. Some other mod can lift his ban someday but im fucking tired of his crap.
Title: Re: Is there a rule about this?
Post by: Himu on June 06, 2007, 01:08:42 PM
The next time you see your father, BM, punch him in the face.
Title: Re: Is there a rule about this?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 06, 2007, 01:12:57 PM
Quote from: Bubblicious Panda on June 06, 2007, 10:40:09 AM
I havent spoken a word to my dad in like, 3-4 years lol.

:(

Was he divorced from your mom, or is he just a deadbeat dad? Or is he just a dumbass :-\

Title: Re: Is there a rule about this?
Post by: TVC15 on June 06, 2007, 01:15:56 PM
Quote from: Bubblicious Panda on June 06, 2007, 01:05:06 PM
Just so Saint Corney and Demi dont have a fit,  won't shadow-mod this one. G is gone. Some other mod can lift his ban someday but im fucking tired of his crap.

Thank fucking god somebody did it.
Title: Re: Is there a rule about this?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 06, 2007, 01:16:48 PM
:bow :bow maf :bow :bow
Title: Re: Is there a rule about this?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 06, 2007, 01:20:04 PM
RIP G
(http://img502.imageshack.us/img502/7586/180pxdeuelma8.jpg)

Now we'll never know his story about getting breast implants in the middle of the desert in Montana:'(
Title: Re: Is there a rule about this?
Post by: Yeti on June 06, 2007, 01:22:54 PM
Not inviting your own son to your wedding is pretty cold. You should invite everyone who is important to you if it is going to be a big wedding.
Title: Re: Is there a rule about this?
Post by: MrAngryFace on June 06, 2007, 01:31:04 PM
I hate weddings
Title: Re: Is there a rule about this?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 06, 2007, 01:38:12 PM
Quote from: Bubblicious Panda on June 06, 2007, 01:31:04 PM
I hate weddings

I went to a wedding that was 5 hours late. Think about that for a sec. We fucking sat there for 5 hours at different invervals listening to slow jazz and soothing R&B from the likes of Kenny G and Luther Vandross.

Last wedding I went to was an interracial one between my cousin and a white guy; he's actually very cool. But that didn't stop my grandma from blurting out loud such gems as

"She lived in Detroit for 23 years and couldn't find a black man?"
"Maurice are you dating a white girl?"
"Oh dear, don't take pictures"

I hate weddings
Title: Re: Is there a rule about this?
Post by: tiesto on June 06, 2007, 01:53:15 PM
Quote from: Michelle the Fibber on June 06, 2007, 01:38:12 PM
Quote from: Bubblicious Panda on June 06, 2007, 01:31:04 PM
I hate weddings

"She lived in Detroit for 23 years and couldn't find a black man?"


:lol That made my day 
Title: Re: Is there a rule about this?
Post by: Robo on June 06, 2007, 01:55:10 PM
Quote from: Bubblicious Panda on June 06, 2007, 01:05:06 PM
Just so Saint Corney and Demi dont have a fit,  won't shadow-mod this one. G is gone. Some other mod can lift his ban someday but im fucking tired of his crap.

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