THE BORE

General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: TVC15 on June 07, 2007, 02:49:59 AM

Title: Demi sodomizes his pets
Post by: TVC15 on June 07, 2007, 02:49:59 AM
[23:27] TVC15 (me, TVC15, White Man): I have a wireless headset
[23:27] Lance(demi): those are supposed to be broken junks
[23:28] TVC15: I haven't had any issues.
[23:28] TVC15: My cat likes to chew on the headset cords
[23:28] TVC15: So I figured I really didn't have much to lose
[23:28] Lance: my cat doesnt because he knows he'll get a pencap in his asshole
[23:28] TVC15: She likes the thin rubbery wire
[23:28] TVC15: You sodomize your cat?
[23:28] Lance: who doesnt?
Title: Re: Demi sodomizes his pets
Post by: demi on June 07, 2007, 02:53:32 AM
If my name is Lance then your name has to be Kevin
Title: Re: Demi sodomizes his pets
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 07, 2007, 02:58:52 AM
 :lol
Title: Re: Demi sodomizes his pets
Post by: TVC15 on June 07, 2007, 03:00:39 AM
Why just a pen cap?  Why not a frozen sausage link?
Title: Re: Demi sodomizes his pets
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 07, 2007, 03:03:05 AM
 :lol
Title: Re: Demi sodomizes his pets
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 07, 2007, 03:03:12 AM
"You shouldn't use my name..."
"Dodgson! Dodgson! We've got Dodgson here! No one cares."

Title: Re: Demi sodomizes his pets
Post by: demi on June 07, 2007, 03:03:51 AM
Why just a pen cap?  Why not a frozen sausage link?

Because sausage is for eatin
Title: Re: Demi sodomizes his pets
Post by: TVC15 on June 07, 2007, 03:05:43 AM
Why just a pen cap?  Why not a frozen sausage link?

Because sausage is for eatin

And pen caps are for pens.  Your point?
Title: Re: Demi sodomizes his pets
Post by: demi on June 07, 2007, 03:06:47 AM
... sausages are for eatin
Title: Re: Demi sodomizes his pets
Post by: TVC15 on June 07, 2007, 03:07:30 AM
... sausages are for eatin

I only (generally) use fountain pens at home.  My pen caps are pricier than your sausage.  I can't be wedging the pens up my cat's ass.
Title: Re: Demi sodomizes his pets
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 07, 2007, 03:08:46 AM
... sausages are for eatin

Pen caps are for the chewin'


Title: Re: Demi sodomizes his pets
Post by: demi on June 07, 2007, 03:09:40 AM
... sausages are for eatin

Pen caps are for the chewin'




But not for eatin

And sausages can spoil
Title: Re: Demi sodomizes his pets
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 07, 2007, 03:11:17 AM
... sausages are for eatin

Pen caps are for the chewin'




But not for eatin

And sausages can spoil
pen caps can be spoiled too; such happens when you chew on them to much or put them inside a cat. 
Title: Re: Demi sodomizes his pets
Post by: demi on June 07, 2007, 03:16:00 AM
Now you're just making stuff up
Title: Re: Demi sodomizes his pets
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 07, 2007, 03:20:10 AM
I thought thats what Whiteman was doing, whats with this "Lance" business anyways? 
Title: Re: Demi sodomizes his pets
Post by: demi on June 07, 2007, 03:21:05 AM
He's just mad that I won't play Shadowturd with him

Cry cry  :'(
Title: Re: Demi sodomizes his pets
Post by: demi on June 07, 2007, 03:27:11 AM
That doesn't make sense - he's the one asking me to play with him, not vice versa!
Title: Re: Demi sodomizes his pets
Post by: TVC15 on June 07, 2007, 03:28:09 AM
Now you're just making stuff up

Dude, I pay a lot of money per pen.  I certainly wouldn't be flushing that money down the crapper by shoving the pens in my cat's ass or kitty vagina.
Title: Re: Demi sodomizes his pets
Post by: demi on June 07, 2007, 03:28:33 AM
YOU BOUGHT SHADOWRUN
Title: Re: Demi sodomizes his pets
Post by: TVC15 on June 07, 2007, 03:32:19 AM
YOU BOUGHT SHADOWRUN

What does that have to do with the prices of sausages or fountain pens?
Title: Re: Demi sodomizes his pets
Post by: demi on June 07, 2007, 03:33:47 AM
I dunno, I was hoping I could flip the script
Title: Re: Demi sodomizes his pets
Post by: TVC15 on June 07, 2007, 03:42:55 AM
Maybe Demi was implying money doesn't have a real value to you given your propensity to spend 60+ dollars on Counterstrike clones.  

If money has no real value to me, how is calling me on purchasing Shadowrun supposed to make me feel bad?  I have spoken, far and wide, negatively about the game when talking about its price.
Title: Re: Demi sodomizes his pets
Post by: demi on June 07, 2007, 03:53:27 AM
Maybe Demi was implying money doesn't have a real value to you given your propensity to spend 60+ dollars on Counterstrike clones.  

If money has no real value to me, how is calling me on purchasing Shadowrun supposed to make me feel bad?  I have spoken, far and wide, negatively about the game when talking about its price.

You still bought it neenr neener neener
Title: Re: Demi sodomizes his pets
Post by: TVC15 on June 07, 2007, 03:58:36 AM
Maybe Demi was implying money doesn't have a real value to you given your propensity to spend 60+ dollars on Counterstrike clones.  

If money has no real value to me, how is calling me on purchasing Shadowrun supposed to make me feel bad?  I have spoken, far and wide, negatively about the game when talking about its price.

You still bought it neenr neener neener

So?  I also bought Def Jam Icon because of how godawful the demo was.
Title: Re: Demi sodomizes his pets
Post by: demi on June 07, 2007, 04:07:27 AM
I would sooner sodomize my pets than buy SHADOWRUN
Title: Re: Demi sodomizes his pets
Post by: warcock on June 07, 2007, 04:09:24 AM
Maybe Demi was implying money doesn't have a real value to you given your propensity to spend 60+ dollars on Counterstrike clones.  

FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME, IT IS NOT A FUCKING COUNTER STRIKE CLONE.
Defn. clone. exact replica.
I cannot begin to craft or assemble in any qualitative or quantitative manner an assortment of entities capable of describing the immeasurable gap between the quality of shadowrun and counter-strike. Sorry tvc, truth be told.
Counter strike is a way of life. Shadowrun is a game.
Title: Re: Demi sodomizes his pets
Post by: demi on June 07, 2007, 04:10:26 AM
Even WILLCO likes Shadowrun WOW