THE BORE

General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: FatalT on June 07, 2007, 09:40:34 AM

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Post by: FatalT on June 07, 2007, 09:40:34 AM: SEVERUS SNAPE DIES

(http://xs116.xs.to/xs116/07234/harrypotter.jpg)

:D
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Post by: Cheebs on June 07, 2007, 09:41:01 AM: Great thread, I hope to see many more. Perhaps the best first thread of all time.
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Post by: ToxicAdam on June 07, 2007, 10:40:46 AM: Hagrid dies in the last book. Not a spoiler, just a prediction.
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 07, 2007, 10:44:34 AM: the writing in that "scan" is too awful to be real, even for jk rowling. i'm gonna call FAKE. also who the fuck is "Rimulus" (and why is he acting like an old friend of harry's) -- it sounds like a self-insertion (lol) fanfic character for some hot salad tossing Harry x Ron x the corpse of Dumbledore action.
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Post by: MrAngryFace on June 07, 2007, 10:50:45 AM: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

just kidding
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Post by: Cheebs on June 07, 2007, 10:51:28 AM: Quote from: Professor Prole on June 07, 2007, 10:44:34 AM
the writing in that "scan" is too awful to be real, even for jk rowling. i'm gonna call FAKE. also who the fuck is "Rimulus" (and why is he acting like an old friend of harry's) -- it sounds like a self-insertion (lol) fanfic character for some hot salad tossing Harry x Ron x the corpse of Dumbledore action.
dont ruin this!
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 07, 2007, 10:52:04 AM: the point is to legitimately spoil harry potter, not perpetuate some lame net hoax!
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Post by: FlameOfCallandor on June 07, 2007, 10:52:28 AM: The writing doesnt seem very good.
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 07, 2007, 10:52:38 AM: change PD's name to RIMULUS
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Post by: Cheebs on June 07, 2007, 10:53:06 AM: Quote from: Professor Prole on June 07, 2007, 10:52:38 AM
change PD's name to RIMULUS
I want it to be Snape Dies
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 07, 2007, 10:53:11 AM: "Harry paused for a moment for another thought" :lol
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Post by: Flannel Boy on June 07, 2007, 11:16:11 AM: Quote from: Professor Prole on June 07, 2007, 10:53:11 AM
"Harry paused for a moment for another thought" :lol
And what is the first thing he says after this pause? 'it hurts' :lol
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Post by: MrAngryFace on June 07, 2007, 11:17:19 AM: oh fanfic
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Post by: Flannel Boy on June 07, 2007, 11:22:34 AM: Quote from: Bubblicious Panda on June 07, 2007, 11:17:19 AM
oh fanfic
I haven't read a piece of fanfic in about a decade. Man, that stuff is horrible.
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Post by: Yeti on June 07, 2007, 12:01:32 PM: rimulus :lol :lol :lol :lol

edit: Probably meant Romulus, as in Romulus and Remus the two twins raised by wolves and one of them built Rome. Remus Lupin was a werewolf, so that is kind of clever, I have to begrudgingly admit. :-\
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Post by: Robo on June 07, 2007, 12:04:17 PM: (http://robojimbo.googlepages.com/nooooo.jpg)

YOU feggits
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Post by: Yeti on June 07, 2007, 12:12:05 PM: come on dude, it's obviously fake. Besides, if you are browsing the internet there will be no way to avoid Harry Potter spoilers once they come out.
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Post by: Robo on June 07, 2007, 12:12:44 PM: I'm kidding, you tit.
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Post by: Cyanista on June 07, 2007, 12:33:12 PM: What sort of baby bitch butterfly cares about the Harry Potter books? :lol
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 07, 2007, 12:35:28 PM: Quote from: Cyanista on June 07, 2007, 12:33:12 PM
What sort of baby bitch butterfly cares about the Harry Potter books? :lol

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Post by: Cheebs on June 07, 2007, 12:40:25 PM: Quote from: Cyanista on June 07, 2007, 12:33:12 PM
What sort of baby bitch butterfly cares about the Harry Potter books? :lol
Michelle The Fibber.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 07, 2007, 12:48:00 PM: :lol

Snape dies? OMG SPOILER. That's quite obvious, and of course that "scan" is fake. Show me where JK says it's real.

I love the books, but even I won't deny that some things are predictive. Snape will die protecting Harry. We'll finally get confirmation that yes, he loved Lily, and that's the reason he mistreated Harry; Harry is a physical representation of Snape's weakness (his heart) and failure (James was able to "win" Lily, despite being an ass).
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Post by: BlackMage on June 07, 2007, 02:58:15 PM: Quote from: Michelle the Fibber on June 07, 2007, 12:48:00 PM
We'll finally get confirmation that yes, he loved Lily, and that's the reason he mistreated Harry; Harry is a physical representation of Snape's weakness (his heart) and failure (James was able to "win" Lily, despite being an ass).

nerd alert
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 07, 2007, 03:27:16 PM: i think willco's roommate has a tattoo of that on his back
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Post by: Third on June 07, 2007, 04:07:04 PM: I'm so going to ignore the internet when the book's out.
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Post by: BlackMage on June 07, 2007, 06:50:31 PM: Quote from: Cyanista on June 07, 2007, 12:33:12 PM
What sort of baby bitch butterfly cares about the Harry Potter books? :lol

you never cease to turn me on. :-*
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Post by: BlueTsunami on June 07, 2007, 07:28:44 PM: You know whats awesome about this though? It may not be real, but the seed has been set. You may or may have not been spoiled PEEDEE!

The ANTICIPATION is KILLING ME. Or maybe not...but it is!