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Title: Paris Hilton spent 3 days in jail.
Post by: brawndolicious on June 07, 2007, 04:17:59 PM
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TMZ has learned that Paris Hilton has not only had her sentence cut short, she is already out of jail!

Unimpeachable sources tell TMZ the deal was sealed yesterday, and that Hilton made her exit early early this morning.

She was originally sentenced to 45 days in jail, but that was reduced to 23. She served a total of five days -- the normal stay for a violation of this kind. Her five days began Sunday night and concluded early Thursday morning.

The L.A. County Sheriff's Department will hold a news conference in an hour to discuss what went down.


UPDATE 10:16: LA County Sheriff's spokesman Steve Whitmore says that Paris Hilton has been fitted for an ankle bracelet and put under house arrest for the next 40 days, after authorities decided to release Paris from jail due to medical reasons. She got out of jail just after 2:00 AM.

Whitmore says he cannot release details about Paris' "medical issue" due to confidentiality, but said that medical officials "constantly examined" her while she was in jail.

Paris will be under house confinement in her West Hollywood home for 40 days. After the 40 days are up, Whitmore says she will have "fulfilled her debt to society."

Whitmore made it clear that Paris was not released early -- she was reassigned. She is technically still in custody.

http://www.tmz.com/2007/06/07/paris-hilton-free-woman/

she spent three days in a prison hospital fucking a doctor (probably).  hope she got AIDS.
Title: Re: Paris Hilton spent 3 days in jail.
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 07, 2007, 04:19:05 PM
sapphic broomhandle lovin' :drool
Title: Re: Paris Hilton spent 3 days in jail.
Post by: BlackMage on June 07, 2007, 04:21:04 PM
i'd constantly examine her.
Title: Re: Paris Hilton spent 3 days in jail.
Post by: brawndolicious on June 07, 2007, 04:21:34 PM
you're a homo and what?
Title: Re: Paris Hilton spent 3 days in jail.
Post by: BlackMage on June 07, 2007, 04:22:31 PM
you're a homo and what?

 ::)
Title: Re: Paris Hilton spent 3 days in jail.
Post by: Vizzys on June 07, 2007, 04:23:28 PM
the rich can do anything in this land of the free :bow
Title: Re: Paris Hilton spent 3 days in jail.
Post by: brawndolicious on June 07, 2007, 04:39:59 PM
with luck she'll get gangbanged (unintentionally) anyways.
Title: Re: Paris Hilton spent 3 days in jail.
Post by: Robo on June 07, 2007, 04:54:51 PM
(http://robojimbo.googlepages.com/aspack2kid.jpg)
Title: Re: Paris Hilton spent 3 days in jail.
Post by: Saint Cornelius on June 07, 2007, 04:56:12 PM
:lol what the fuck?
Title: Re: Paris Hilton spent 3 days in jail.
Post by: brawndolicious on June 07, 2007, 04:59:10 PM
I'm confused.
Title: Re: Paris Hilton spent 3 days in jail.
Post by: Mupepe on June 07, 2007, 05:08:33 PM
in all reality, she was probably going through drug withdrawals of some sort.
Title: Re: Paris Hilton spent 3 days in jail.
Post by: Fresh Prince on June 07, 2007, 05:35:43 PM
What the fuck is this shit? I just hope she get into a road crash under the influence, hurts someone and get sued and jailed properly.
Title: Re: Paris Hilton spent 3 days in jail.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 07, 2007, 05:43:44 PM
(http://robojimbo.googlepages.com/aspack2kid.jpg)
:lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: Paris Hilton spent 3 days in jail.
Post by: MrAngryFace on June 07, 2007, 06:32:28 PM
That's the Seattle commute, complete with the giraffe
Title: Re: Paris Hilton spent 3 days in jail.
Post by: Yeti on June 08, 2007, 12:25:55 AM
Party at Paris Hilton's place, woop woop!
Title: Re: Paris Hilton spent 3 days in jail.
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on June 08, 2007, 10:16:24 AM
in all reality, she was probably going through drug withdrawals of some sort.
My mom is a believer in the nervous breakdown shit. I'm guessing she dropped the soap...  :-*
Title: Re: Paris Hilton spent 3 days in jail.
Post by: demi on June 08, 2007, 03:50:39 PM
CNN just said that a judge told her to go back to jail, HUAHUAHUAHA

(http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2007/SHOWBIZ/TV/06/08/paris.hilton.ap/vert.hilton.car.ap.jpg)

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Paris Hilton was just ordered back to jail in Lynwood!

Hilton left the courtoom in tears, screaming, "Mom, Mom, Mom."

One witness described the scene as being "physically dragged" out of the courtroom by a female deputy.

OWNED
Title: Re: Paris Hilton spent 3 days in jail.
Post by: Tauntaun on June 08, 2007, 04:02:31 PM
CNN just said that a judge told her to go back to jail, HUAHUAHUAHA

(http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2007/SHOWBIZ/TV/06/08/paris.hilton.ap/vert.hilton.car.ap.jpg)

 :lol :lol :lol :lol @ pic
Title: Re: Paris Hilton spent 3 days in jail.
Post by: brawndolicious on June 08, 2007, 04:05:30 PM
horny bitch can't go 45 days without a dick.

(http://i11.tinypic.com/5ym0euc.jpg)

hilarious.
Title: Re: Paris Hilton spent 3 days in jail.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 08, 2007, 04:09:03 PM
This misery...it makes me feel sooooo good.  Is that wrong?   
Title: Re: Paris Hilton spent 3 days in jail.
Post by: Himu on June 08, 2007, 04:10:43 PM
CNN just said that a judge told her to go back to jail, HUAHUAHUAHA

(http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2007/SHOWBIZ/TV/06/08/paris.hilton.ap/vert.hilton.car.ap.jpg)

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Paris Hilton was just ordered back to jail in Lynwood!

Hilton left the courtoom in tears, screaming, "Mom, Mom, Mom."

One witness described the scene as being "physically dragged" out of the courtroom by a female deputy.

OWNED

lmfao
Title: Re: Paris Hilton spent 3 days in jail.
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 08, 2007, 04:11:51 PM
OMG I LOVE SCHADENFREUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!

:hyper :hyper :hyper

(seriously. dumb talentless 'ho had this comin'!)
Title: Re: Paris Hilton spent 3 days in jail.
Post by: demi on June 08, 2007, 04:19:20 PM
Apparently CNN is full of comedy gold, lmao

Such as this

http://audio.101megahertz.com/noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.mp3
Title: Re: Paris Hilton spent 3 days in jail.
Post by: Prost on June 08, 2007, 09:49:08 PM
it's fun to bring the super rich down to the standards we all have to live at. ;)

sad part is i think she's getting off easy.

caught TWICE while reckless/drunk driving while on probation?  isn't that what happened?

45 days is NOTHING!
Title: Re: Paris Hilton spent 3 days in jail.
Post by: Fresh Prince on June 08, 2007, 10:08:45 PM
 :lol @ pictures.

Now lock up, Nicole Rithcie, Lindsay Lohan and everyone else.
Title: Re: Paris Hilton spent 3 days in jail.
Post by: Cheebs on June 08, 2007, 10:17:26 PM
it's fun to bring the super rich down to the standards we all have to live at. ;)

sad part is i think she's getting off easy.

caught TWICE while reckless/drunk driving while on probation?  isn't that what happened?

45 days is NOTHING!

23 days. Minus the 3 days she already served.

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UPDATE 2: The official word is that she has to serve out her original 45 day sentence, although that comes out to 23 days of actual jail time with good behavior (one day off for every day of good behavior). So she's still going in for her original 45 day sentence, but will still only do 23 days (minus the 5 day credit) of actual jail time.
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Title: Re: Paris Hilton spent 3 days in jail.
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on June 09, 2007, 12:33:00 AM
Posted by TeamXbox member "The Rag Man" in a similar thread:
(http://img258.imageshack.us/img258/605/parispa1.jpg)
http://forum.teamxbox.com/showthread.php?t=528751&page=4
Title: Re: Paris Hilton spent 3 days in jail.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 09, 2007, 12:34:46 AM
made my day  :lol
Title: Re: Paris Hilton spent 3 days in jail.
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on June 09, 2007, 01:09:44 AM
What's even sadder is that apparently, all three major 24-hour news networks- CNN, Fox News, MSNBC- all cut away from a live press conference announcing the resignation of the Joint Chiefs of Staff to break this non-event.  :maf
Title: Re: Paris Hilton spent 3 days in jail.
Post by: Himu on June 09, 2007, 01:11:30 AM
So awesome.
Title: Re: Paris Hilton spent 3 days in jail.
Post by: Flannel Boy on June 09, 2007, 01:14:43 AM
(http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/iloled-pam.jpg)
Title: Re: Paris Hilton spent 3 days in jail.
Post by: Flannel Boy on June 09, 2007, 11:54:22 AM
America, this is you!

(http://scienceblogs.com/gnxp/upload/2007/06/parish.jpg)
Title: Re: Paris Hilton spent 3 days in jail.
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on June 09, 2007, 12:47:00 PM
Sad...  :-\