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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Himu on June 08, 2007, 12:08:59 PM

Title: Clerks 2 has so many good moments
Post by: Himu on June 08, 2007, 12:08:59 PM
The Porch Monkey scene is so obviously the best scene in any comedy last year, for example.

Yeah, the stupid ABC dance (sans Rosario's beautiful breasts jumping up and down) and the romance crap ruined the pacing of this movie, but when it tries to be funny it hits hard. If that other shit wasn't in there this probably would have been my favorite movie of 2006.

I am trying to find the uncut portion of the porch monkey scene that's shown in the deleted scenes. It is a masterpiece and must be seen by all, but since you guys are mostly white you may not find it as funny as me.

"They need some Mexicans up in here. A Mexican can put up a roof in 30 seconds! Made me lose my job. I had to go to university. See this is what I'm tellin' ya, those Mexicans are off the chain! White boy done fell off!"

:rofl Oh my God I was rolling. What was even more amazing was that 90% of the shit they were saying wasn't even on the script. :rofl Fucking genius.

I can't find this shit on youtube in high quality nor the amazing version of the scene that's in the deleted scenes section because these fucking idiot nerds find LOTR vs Star Wars far more entertaining when it's not. Anyone with half a brain knows LotR blows Star Wars out of the water.

[youtube=425,350]3HLnxo2VBUE[/youtube]

Another classic scene:

[youtube=425,350]xxxf5wJFSys[/youtube]
Title: Re: Clerks 2 has so many good moments
Post by: FatalT on June 08, 2007, 12:09:21 PM
PORCH MONKEY 4 LIFE! IT'S OKAY, I'M TAKING IT BACK!
Title: Re: Clerks 2 has so many good moments
Post by: Himu on June 08, 2007, 12:15:00 PM
PORCH MONKEY

Seriously, if someone called me a porch monkey in real life, I would lol. There is something about "porch monkey" that is just hilarious.
Title: Re: Clerks 2 has so many good moments
Post by: FatalT on June 08, 2007, 12:24:03 PM
Quote from: Himuro on June 08, 2007, 12:15:00 PM
PORCH MONKEY

Seriously, if someone called me a porch monkey in real life, I would lol. There is something about "porch monkey" that is just hilarious.

(http://xs216.xs.to/xs216/07235/porchmonkey.jpg)

:lol
Title: Re: Clerks 2 has so many good moments
Post by: Himu on June 08, 2007, 12:26:38 PM
I just imagine a monkey sitting on a porch eating a banana and I lol
Title: Re: Clerks 2 has so many good moments
Post by: Cheebs on June 08, 2007, 12:39:27 PM
Porch Monkey 4 Life.

I called everyone a porch monkey at gaf when the movie came out and one black guy there who hadn't seen it. Smiles and Cries or whatever that guys name was got offended.  :lol
Title: Re: Clerks 2 has so many good moments
Post by: DeezNutzRBlue on June 08, 2007, 02:35:38 PM
I can't believe someone actually found a pictuure  of a real porch monkey.
Title: Re: Clerks 2 has so many good moments
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 08, 2007, 02:41:48 PM
Quote from: Himuro on June 08, 2007, 12:26:38 PM
I just imagine a monkey sitting on a porch eating a banana and I lol

Disgusting, especially for a black man.
Title: Re: Clerks 2 has so many good moments
Post by: etiolate on June 08, 2007, 07:54:42 PM
Clerks 2 has so many hohum moments.  If Rosario or Jay aren't dancing then the movie is not awesome.
Title: Re: Clerks 2 has so many good moments
Post by: xnikki118x on June 09, 2007, 04:03:17 AM
I thought I was going to pee my pants at the porch monkey part. I was laughing so loudly it was awesome. That movie was great to me.