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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Howard Alan Treesong on June 11, 2007, 03:07:58 AM

Title: Fox News opens Paris Hilton News Center; civilization says, "We had a good run."
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on June 11, 2007, 03:07:58 AM
http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/celebrity/hilton/index.html

 :(
Title: Re: Fox News opens Paris Hilton News Center; civilization says, "We had a good r
Post by: Human Snorenado on June 11, 2007, 03:32:50 AM
Remember that PBF where the dinos summon the meteors?  I kinda wish I could do that right now, and it has nothing to do with the fact that I'm super drunk right now.

Ok, so it has something to do with that.
Title: Re: Fox News opens Paris Hilton News Center; civilization says, "We had a good run."
Post by: etiolate on June 11, 2007, 05:59:14 AM
http://www.break.com/index/paris-hilton-super-fan-loses-it.html
Title: Re: Fox News opens Paris Hilton News Center; civilization says, "We had a good run."
Post by: demi on June 11, 2007, 06:37:04 AM
(http://m1.2mdn.net/viewad/1271973/1-Imus_comebackNM_300x250.jpg)
Title: Re: Fox News opens Paris Hilton News Center; civilization says, "We had a good r
Post by: Tauntaun on June 11, 2007, 10:35:29 AM
(http://www.irtc.org/ftp/pub/stills/2005-04-30/meteor.jpg)
Title: Re: Fox News opens Paris Hilton News Center; civilization says, "We had a good run."
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on June 11, 2007, 12:30:45 PM
Fox News. We spin, you agree. Look, a puppy!  :-*
Title: Re: Fox News opens Paris Hilton News Center; civilization says, "We had a good r
Post by: Flannel Boy on June 11, 2007, 04:49:48 PM
(http://64.111.216.18/ul/2409-wow.jpg)
Title: Re: Fox News opens Paris Hilton News Center; civilization says, "We had a good run."
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 11, 2007, 04:52:11 PM
wow, that chick on the right has the most enormous crotchbutt (a.k.a. kickalong pussy) i EVAH seen
Title: Re: Fox News opens Paris Hilton News Center; civilization says, "We had a good r
Post by: Tauntaun on June 11, 2007, 05:05:40 PM
wow, that chick on the right has the most enormous crotchbutt (a.k.a. kickalong pussy) i EVAH seen

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!  :maf
Title: Re: Fox News opens Paris Hilton News Center; civilization says, "We had a good r
Post by: Flannel Boy on June 11, 2007, 05:08:43 PM
wow, that chick on the right has the most enormous crotchbutt (a.k.a. kickalong pussy) i EVAH seen

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!  :maf
What, no sexual innuendo?

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Title: Re: Fox News opens Paris Hilton News Center; civilization says, "We had a good run."
Post by: Robo on June 11, 2007, 05:08:59 PM
50 Cent has the best news center:

Quote from: http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/celebrity/50cent/index.html
(http://www.foxnews.com/ucat/images/29604_50_gray300.jpg)

P.I.M.P.
Born:
July 6, 1975
Queens, N.Y.

Shot nine times and survived

Title: Re: Fox News opens Paris Hilton News Center; civilization says, "We had a good r
Post by: Tauntaun on June 11, 2007, 05:10:08 PM
wow, that chick on the right has the most enormous crotchbutt (a.k.a. kickalong pussy) i EVAH seen

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!  :maf
What, no sexual innuendo?

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you know that cooter's gotta be STANKIN!  :-X

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Title: Re: Fox News opens Paris Hilton News Center; civilization says, "We had a good r
Post by: Himu on June 11, 2007, 06:32:26 PM
wow, that chick on the right has the most enormous crotchbutt (a.k.a. kickalong pussy) i EVAH seen

This chick at my college has a bigger one. Disgusting.
Title: Re: Fox News opens Paris Hilton News Center; civilization says, "We had a good run."
Post by: Christopher on June 11, 2007, 07:04:07 PM
(http://64.111.216.18/ul/2409-wow.jpg)

Those signs are begging to be photoshopped haha.
Title: Re: Fox News opens Paris Hilton News Center; civilization says, "We had a good run."
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on June 11, 2007, 09:24:27 PM
I'll believe this when I see her as a reformed nun.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070611/people_nm/hilton_dc;_ylt=Am2ZQjIGi35K0ZIj.YXvBElY24cA
Title: Re: Fox News opens Paris Hilton News Center; civilization says, "We had a good run."
Post by: Ichirou on June 11, 2007, 09:44:16 PM
She's already attention whoring again by giving a phone interview to Barbara Walters.  She'll be right back to her old sex, drugs and booze lifestyle as soon as she's released, take my word for it.
Title: Re: Fox News opens Paris Hilton News Center; civilization says, "We had a good r
Post by: Beezy on June 11, 2007, 09:54:12 PM
wow, that chick on the right has the most enormous crotchbutt (a.k.a. kickalong pussy) i EVAH seen

 :rofl
Title: Re: Fox News opens Paris Hilton News Center; civilization says, "We had a good r
Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on June 11, 2007, 09:57:56 PM
(http://64.111.216.18/ul/2409-wow.jpg)

How does someone get like this!?
Title: Re: Fox News opens Paris Hilton News Center; civilization says, "We had a good run."
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 11, 2007, 09:59:33 PM
tracing
Title: Re: Fox News opens Paris Hilton News Center; civilization says, "We had a good r
Post by: Ichirou on June 11, 2007, 10:00:21 PM
(http://64.111.216.18/ul/2409-wow.jpg)

Is the guy on the left the "NOOO NOOO NOOOOOO" guy?
Title: Re: Fox News opens Paris Hilton News Center; civilization says, "We had a good r
Post by: Fragamemnon on June 11, 2007, 11:30:29 PM
The lady on the right reminded me of that scene in Empire Strikes Back where Chewbacca put C3P0's head and torso on backwards relative to his waist and legs.

Also, the guy on the left has some decent innuendo going on in his poster.
Title: Re: Fox News opens Paris Hilton News Center; civilization says, "We had a good r
Post by: Tauntaun on June 12, 2007, 12:08:27 AM
tracing

 :lol :lol :lol