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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Madrun Badrun on June 11, 2007, 05:45:02 PM

Title: Answering an add in the paper for work? -- I'm new at this.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 11, 2007, 05:45:02 PM: does this sound ok just to get more info? I'm a bit nervous, lol.

Subject : Job information
Hi, my name is Arvie [last name]. I saw your ad in the paper and was wondering if I could get some more details. Do you hire eighteen year olds without their high school? If so what kind jobs would be open in the evening shifts or summer positions? I come from a strong woods craft background and I'm looking for work in that vain.
Title: Re: Answering an add in the paper for work? -- I'm new at this.
Post by: TVC15 on June 11, 2007, 05:47:07 PM: Your name is Arvie? What kind of name is that? ANd I think you missed the word "diploma" at the end of your second sentence.
Title: Re: Answering an add in the paper for work? -- I'm new at this.
Post by: demi on June 11, 2007, 05:48:35 PM: Uh... post the description of the ad (one d, btw) first

Also it's vein
Title: Re: Answering an add in the paper for work? -- I'm new at this.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 11, 2007, 05:48:51 PM: Quote from: TVC 15 on June 11, 2007, 05:47:07 PM
Your name is Arvie? What kind of name is that? ANd I think you missed the word "diploma" at the end of your second sentence.

It is. it's Norwegian -- I'm named after my grandpa. So other than putting in diploma it's good?
Title: Re: Answering an add in the paper for work? -- I'm new at this.
Post by: Robo on June 11, 2007, 05:50:11 PM: If your name is "Arvie," who the hell is "Father Mike?!!"
Title: Re: Answering an add in the paper for work? -- I'm new at this.
Post by: TVC15 on June 11, 2007, 05:51:01 PM: Awww, your name is so cyuuuuuuuute. I like it a lot.

And yeah, demi is right, should be "vein."

I can't really say if it's good or not without knowing more about the position. For a query I guess it looks okay.
Title: Re: Answering an add in the paper for work? -- I'm new at this.
Post by: Vizzys on June 11, 2007, 05:52:11 PM: you dont have a high school diploma?
Title: Re: Answering an add in the paper for work? -- I'm new at this.
Post by: Robo on June 11, 2007, 05:53:51 PM: Quote
Subject : Job information
Hi, my name is Arvie [last name]. I saw your ad in the paper and was wondering if I could get some more information. Do you hire eighteen-year-olds without their high school diploma? If so, what kind jobs would be open in the evening shifts? Do you have summer positions? I come from a strong woodcraft background and I am looking for work in that vein. I am very serious about this-- it is a bug deal to me.
Title: Re: Answering an add in the paper for work? -- I'm new at this.
Post by: TVC15 on June 11, 2007, 05:55:11 PM: Quote from: RoboJ on June 11, 2007, 05:53:51 PM
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Subject : Job information
Hi, my name is Arvie [last name]. I saw your ad in the paper and was wondering if I could get some more information. Do you hire eighteen-year-olds without their high school diploma? If so, what kind jobs would be open in the evening shifts? Do you have summer positions? I come from a strong woodcraft background and I am looking for work in that vein. And can I pop your pimples? I am very serious about this-- it is a bug deal to me.
Title: Re: Answering an add in the paper for work? -- I'm new at this.
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 11, 2007, 05:57:09 PM: if it's a really bug deal, it might not hurt to mention that

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Title: Re: Answering an add in the paper for work? -- I'm new at this.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 11, 2007, 05:58:11 PM: (http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l181/Father_Mike/ad.jpg)

to superior cabinets. the ad sounds easy going and I assume summer employment means their looking for students.
Title: Re: Answering an add in the paper for work? -- I'm new at this.
Post by: Cheebs on June 11, 2007, 06:05:19 PM: you didnt finish HS?
Title: Re: Answering an add in the paper for work? -- I'm new at this.
Post by: demi on June 11, 2007, 06:05:57 PM: Poor Arvie :-\

It says to submit a resume, you had better enclose a resume!
Title: Re: Answering an add in the paper for work? -- I'm new at this.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 11, 2007, 06:06:55 PM: Quote from: Cheebs on June 11, 2007, 06:05:19 PM
you didnt finish HS?

I dropped two classes this term so I can't. Going to finish online next September :-\
Title: Re: Answering an add in the paper for work? -- I'm new at this.
Post by: TVC15 on June 11, 2007, 06:07:31 PM: Yeah, dude, you need a resume.
Title: Re: Answering an add in the paper for work? -- I'm new at this.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 11, 2007, 06:08:41 PM: Quote from: Dick Frost on June 11, 2007, 06:05:57 PM
Poor Arvie :-\

It says to submit a resume, you had better enclose a resume!

well I was just looking for more info right now, I don't know if I want to apply for any jobs yet. Or do i submit a resume even though I don't know the jobs yet?
Title: Re: Answering an add in the paper for work? -- I'm new at this.
Post by: TVC15 on June 11, 2007, 06:09:59 PM: OK, if you are named Arvie, where does the Mike come in? And the father?
Title: Re: Answering an add in the paper for work? -- I'm new at this.
Post by: demi on June 11, 2007, 06:10:31 PM: Well if you are just asking, then yeah just ask your questions. But make sure to run it by us so we can fix your errors.
Title: Re: Answering an add in the paper for work? -- I'm new at this.
Post by: demi on June 11, 2007, 06:12:42 PM: I dunno why you need a resume for making cabinets. I mean, it's just... making cabinets.
Title: Re: Answering an add in the paper for work? -- I'm new at this.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 11, 2007, 06:16:44 PM: Whiteman it's a long and stupid story but basically me and friends were on the roof of a catholic school and we were making fun of what if a catholic priest raped our church going friend, latter that night I needed a new email so I used father_mike and i hate using multiple names for things so i have kept it.

Quote from: Dick Frost on June 11, 2007, 06:10:31 PM
Well if you are just asking, then yeah just ask your questions. But make sure to run it by us so we can fix your errors.
planning on doing that. I probably wont get it done for a week or two though as I want to get pictures of my fountain to add to a portfolio if i apply to wood places, which theres a few looking for people.

Ok so I'm just looking for questions then this is ok?

Hi, my name is Arvie . I saw your ad in the paper and was wondering if I could get some more details. Do you hire eighteen year olds without their high school diploma? If so what kind of jobs would be open in the evening shifts or summer positions? I come from a strong woods craft background and I'm looking for work in that vein. Also what time frame are you looking for people, as soon as possible or starting in two or more weeks?
Title: Re: Answering an add in the paper for work? -- I'm new at this.
Post by: TVC15 on June 11, 2007, 06:19:48 PM: You need to mention if you trim or shave your pubes.
Title: Re: Answering an add in the paper for work? -- I'm new at this.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 11, 2007, 06:21:23 PM: so it's good then?
Title: Re: Answering an add in the paper for work? -- I'm new at this.
Post by: demi on June 11, 2007, 06:23:14 PM: I think they're mostly looking for experience over school.

Quote
Hi, my name is Arvie . I saw your ad in the paper and was wondering if I could get some more details. Do you hire eighteen year olds without their high school diploma? If so what kind of jobs would be open in the evening shifts or summer positions? I come from a strong woods craft background and I'm looking for work in that vein. Also what time frame are you looking for people, as soon as possible or starting in two or more weeks?

Dear Sir or Madam,

I saw your ad in the paper and I was interested for some more details regarding your open positions. Is there a minimum age and education requirement? Is it also possible to get a more specific description regarding said positions? One more question, is there a particular time frame you are looking at regarding new hires? Coming from a strong woodcraft background, I'm looking to try and find a position in that vein, and any info regarding your ad would be beneficial to me. One more thing, I have been known to be a raving alcoholic.

Thanks in advance,

Arvie
Title: Re: Answering an add in the paper for work? -- I'm new at this.
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 11, 2007, 06:25:36 PM: To Whom It May Concern:

My name is Arvie. I have an enormous cock. I am clean and tested and will do whatever you ask of me. There is no task too degrading or depraved for my appetite. Please fuck me stupid in all holes.

Signed

Your Future Sex Butler
Title: Re: Answering an add in the paper for work? -- I'm new at this.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 11, 2007, 06:25:44 PM: Quote from: Billy Rygar on June 11, 2007, 06:24:19 PM
Demi's is good but leave out the time frame nonsense. Sounds lazy.

I know but I can't start working for two more weeks - until finals are done :-\
Title: Re: Answering an add in the paper for work? -- I'm new at this.
Post by: TVC15 on June 11, 2007, 06:26:24 PM: Quote from: Professor Prole on June 11, 2007, 06:25:36 PM
To Whom It May Concern:

My name is Arvie. I have an enormous cock. I am clean and tested and will do whatever you ask of me. There is no task too degrading or depraved for my appetite. Please fuck me stupid in all holes.

Signed

Your Future Sex Butler

SHAVED OR TRIMMED!
Title: Re: Answering an add in the paper for work? -- I'm new at this.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 11, 2007, 06:28:18 PM: Trimmed!

Ok I went with a moddified version of demi's.

When I get to resume I'll get your guy's help again. Thanks :)
Title: Re: Answering an add in the paper for work? -- I'm new at this.
Post by: Himu on June 11, 2007, 06:29:15 PM: Arvie is an adorable name.
Title: Re: Answering an add in the paper for work? -- I'm new at this.
Post by: demi on June 11, 2007, 06:30:00 PM: Quote from: Father_Mike on June 11, 2007, 06:28:18 PM
Trimmed!

Ok I went with a moddified version of demi's.

When I get to resume I'll get your guy's help again. Thanks :)

modified
Title: Re: Answering an add in the paper for work? -- I'm new at this.
Post by: TVC15 on June 11, 2007, 06:30:06 PM: ARVIE LET ME TOUCH YOU!
Title: Re: Answering an add in the paper for work? -- I'm new at this.
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 11, 2007, 06:30:15 PM: would you put "arvie" in your hina harem, himumu?
Title: Re: Answering an add in the paper for work? -- I'm new at this.
Post by: demi on June 11, 2007, 06:33:10 PM: Arvie Lowe Jr. (born on February 3, 1978) is an American actor who guest starred in shows like City Guys, Moesha and Thea. He also had recurring roles on Sister, Sister, Smart Guy but perhaps his best known recurring role was Mr. "Dig" Digby in the Disney Channel Original Series Lizzie McGuire. He also co-starred in feature films like The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle, Bébé's Kids, Newsies and Trippin'.
Title: Re: Answering an add in the paper for work? -- I'm new at this.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 11, 2007, 06:35:04 PM: Gasp! I've been found out!

...I so hit underage Hilary Duff on one of the Disney Channel Original Series Lizzie McGuire tapings.
Title: Re: Answering an add in the paper for work? -- I'm new at this.
Post by: Himu on June 11, 2007, 06:36:21 PM: Quote from: Professor Prole on June 11, 2007, 06:30:15 PM
would you put "arvie" in your hina harem, himumu?

Are you kidding me? Arvie can fuck my toilet paper vacuum anyday.
Title: Re: Answering an add in the paper for work? -- I'm new at this.
Post by: Himu on June 11, 2007, 06:36:54 PM: Quote from: TVC 15 on June 11, 2007, 06:30:06 PM
ARVIE LET ME TOUCH YOU!

HE'S MINE
Title: Re: Answering an add in the paper for work? -- I'm new at this.
Post by: BlueTsunami on June 11, 2007, 06:46:13 PM: Arvie sounds close to Ari of Entourage :hyper