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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: TVC15 on June 16, 2007, 02:17:48 AM

Title: i am posting from toilet
Post by: TVC15 on June 16, 2007, 02:17:48 AM
I just got a sexy sexy Windows Mobile Pocket PC with 3G.  I NEVER HAVE TO BE INTERNETLESS AGAIN <SPOOGE>
Title: Re: i am posting from toilet
Post by: MrAngryFace on June 16, 2007, 02:18:39 AM
Just wash your hands.
Title: Re: i am posting from toilet
Post by: Ichirou on June 16, 2007, 02:19:20 AM
You can give us up-to-the-minute updates on the status of your bowel movements now.  :o
Title: Re: i am posting from toilet
Post by: TVC15 on June 16, 2007, 02:20:30 AM
I am trying to make poopie so hard that my penis sweats.
Title: Re: i am posting from toilet
Post by: MrAngryFace on June 16, 2007, 02:23:11 AM
I dont get why people take so long crapping. Takes like 2 minutes tops. I think sitting on the toilet for long periods of time makes it harder for you to poop fast.

L2Poop
Title: Re: i am posting from toilet
Post by: demi on June 16, 2007, 02:24:45 AM
fuck off
Title: Re: i am posting from toilet
Post by: TVC15 on June 16, 2007, 02:28:57 AM
I like taking the opportunity to forcibly attempt to prolapse my own ass in an easy to clean environment.
Title: Re: i am posting from toilet
Post by: FatalT on June 16, 2007, 02:41:33 AM
Yeah, you could also post from the toilet on a laptop.
Title: Re: i am posting from toilet
Post by: TVC15 on June 16, 2007, 02:46:37 AM
Yeah, you could also post from the toilet on a laptop.

I used to do that with my Macbook Pro, before it started hitting 80+ degrees C.  I'm not trying to make sausages in there, you know.
Title: Re: i am posting from toilet
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 16, 2007, 03:55:41 AM
I am trying to make poopie so hard that my penis sweats.

That shouldn't be so hard for you, given your nature..
Title: Re: i am posting from toilet
Post by: Human Snorenado on June 16, 2007, 04:26:26 AM
So no iphone for you? 

I also got a phone with 3G, but it's just the crappy RAZR v3xx.  It pisses me off because it's not letting me use mp3s as ringtones. 
Title: Re: i am posting from toilet
Post by: TVC15 on June 16, 2007, 05:41:37 AM
So no iphone for you? 

I also got a phone with 3G, but it's just the crappy RAZR v3xx.  It pisses me off because it's not letting me use mp3s as ringtones. 

iPhone has too many things going against it.

1) No 3G is the biggest.  What's the sense of having the sexiest interface if you are sporting the shittiest tech?
2)  No Exchange compatibility?  Does Apple even know what the market for high end, pricey phones is?
3)  Closed platform.  Johnny Nightfag and his ilk go gay because, oooooo, you can build WEB APPS, but Apple isn;t fooling anyone that isn't a distinguished mentally-challenged fellow.

I expect the first revision to fix things, but I needed a phone ASAP.
Title: Re: i am posting from toilet
Post by: MrAngryFace on June 16, 2007, 09:45:26 AM
The phone I just recently bought was rated #3 in a top 10 cell-phones list. It rox.
Title: Re: i am posting from toilet
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 16, 2007, 10:13:04 AM
So no iphone for you? 

I also got a phone with 3G, but it's just the crappy RAZR v3xx.  It pisses me off because it's not letting me use mp3s as ringtones. 

iPhone has too many things going against it.

1) No 3G is the biggest.  What's the sense of having the sexiest interface if you are sporting the shittiest tech?
2)  No Exchange compatibility?  Does Apple even know what the market for high end, pricey phones is?
3)  Closed platform.  Johnny Nightfag and his ilk go gay because, oooooo, you can build WEB APPS, but Apple isn;t fooling anyone that isn't a distinguished mentally-challenged fellow.

I expect the first revision to fix things, but I needed a phone ASAP.

Finally, The White Man Comes Around :bow

$600=gas money
Title: Re: i am posting from toilet
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 16, 2007, 10:34:51 AM
what brand/model did you get, nigra?
Title: Re: i am posting from toilet
Post by: TVC15 on June 16, 2007, 02:53:10 PM
Cingular/AT&T 8525. Via promotion, the phone was free due to my employer.  Normally 500 in store (you can find it a bit cheaper online).  Windows Mobile 5 (free upgrade to 6 later this month), full Outlook and Exchange  support. Includes Office Mobile.  We also get a FAT discount on unlimited data.  High speed net everywhere bitches.

I will woo you this week.  The keyboard is great, too.
Title: Re: i am posting from toilet
Post by: Himu on June 16, 2007, 05:42:06 PM
Are you having a good shit? :-[