THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Phoenix Dark on September 15, 2006, 12:33:06 AM
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So it's 12:15 here, and I'm on the computer waiting for my clothes to get done washing when I hear the doorbell ring. Past fucking midnight and someone's trying to visit? I turn on the porch light and see this semi familiar chick at the door. I open, and perhaps the most awkard conversation occurs.
Phoenix: Um, hi?
Chick: Hi. Do you remember me?
Phoenix: ....no
Chick: I'm your cousin TJ!
Phoenix:...oh. I think I know you. Come in
Whe the hell? :lol
So I let her in. I vaguely remember her. I haven't seen her in at least a decade lol, but she waltzes in as if we're buddies. Apparently she lives on campus, and she just stopped by to say hi. She said she sent me an email with her number and everything, which makes no sense: how the fuck did she get it? My mom just have given it to her, but then again my mom doesn't know my email address.
TJ: So I don't know if you party or anything, but if you want to go out one night...
Phoenix: What?
TJ: Well, just go out and party, if you're into that
Phoenix: Um...I don't party. I uh...yeah no I don't party
TJ: Ok...so anyway I work on campus at the eatery. So if you want to, just come by and we can have lunch.
Phoenix: Sure...
I didn't want to be rude, but I kept on looking at the door. She really caught me off guard. One minute I'm listening to the Princess Mononoke OST while browsing Bangbros.com, the next a chick's at my door in the middle of the night. For one faint second, it seemed like my prayers had finally been answered. Damn reletives.
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I think she likes you.
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I didn't want to be rude, but I kept on looking at the door. She really caught me off guard. One minute I'm listening to the Princess Mononoke OST while browsing Bangbros.com
TJ: So I don't know if you party or anything, but if you want to go out one night...
Phoenix: What?
TJ: Well, just go out and party, if you're into that
Phoenix: Um...I don't party. I uh...yeah no I don't party
TJ: So I don't know if you party or anything, but if you want to go out one night...
Phoenix: What?
TJ: Well, just go out and party, if you're into that
Phoenix: Um...I don't party. I uh...yeah no I don't party
TJ: So I don't know if you party or anything, but if you want to go out one night...
Phoenix: What?
TJ: Well, just go out and party, if you're into that
Phoenix: Um...I don't party. I uh...yeah no I don't party
TJ: So I don't know if you party or anything, but if you want to go out one night...
Phoenix: What?
TJ: Well, just go out and party, if you're into that
Phoenix: Um...I don't party. I uh...yeah no I don't party
TJ: So I don't know if you party or anything, but if you want to go out one night...
Phoenix: What?
TJ: Well, just go out and party, if you're into that
[size=8]Phoenix: Um...I don't party. I uh...yeah no I don't party[/size]
(http://img83.imageshack.us/img83/31/juncker20disappointedpd0.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
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More cousins marry each other than strangers - do it!
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One minute I'm listening to the Princess Mononoke OST while browsing Bangbros.com, the next a chick's at my door in the middle of the night. For one faint second, it seemed like my prayers had finally been answered. Damn reletives.
Somehow -- SOMEHOW -- these things are related. Hit it for great justice and pray that it's a third cousin. ;) :P
(yes, that was a joke :D)
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PhoenixDark - Livin the college life.
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Why are you so anti-party?
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He is trying to perpetuate the virgin stereotype! Kill him!
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Why are you so anti-party?
I just don't like that lifestyle. I don't drink, I don't dance, etc. I wouldn't say I'm the most social person in the world, but it's not like I'm a total prude. My lack of confidence certainly doesn't help either.
Despite being smiled at by chicks on campus, I still find myself looking away and shit. Oy
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Going to partys HELPS your self confidence...well it does mine O_o
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Going to partys HELPS your self confidence...well it does mine O_o
Especially when Christopher wakes up to THIS the next morning...
(http://www.thespoof.com/picstore/people/resize_670989_ugly%20woman.jpg)
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Is she hot? Would you do her if she wasn't your cousin?
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Is she hot? Would you do her if she wasn't your cousin?
Probably not. Although if she wasn't my cousin and tried to make a move...I'd go for it. Sort of chick, but nice ass. Light skinned.
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Why are you so anti-party?
I just don't like that lifestyle. I don't drink, I don't dance, etc. I wouldn't say I'm the most social person in the world, but it's not like I'm a total prude. My lack of confidence certainly doesn't help either.
Despite being smiled at by chicks on campus, I still find myself looking away and shit. Oy
Pro-tip: drinking solves dancing, a lack of self-confidence, an inability to socialise and not drinking.
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Thats what Phoenix has to do then. Get sauced up you king of virgins, you prince of mononoke OSTs
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Now your chance to change your life! She just your cousin by blood!
Good luck!
mononoke ost (http://opa-ages.com/forums/style_emoticons/default/roll.gif)
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mononoke ost
It's still hilarious
edit:2007, I was going through my post history and found a hotlinked image turned to lemonparty, so I fixed it now
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That's a good album son!
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You can fuck a first cousin. They're distant enough of a relative that the odds of birth defects are no greater than with a total stranger.