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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Phoenix Dark on September 15, 2006, 12:33:06 AM

Title: WHAT THE HELL
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 15, 2006, 12:33:06 AM
So it's 12:15 here, and I'm on the computer waiting for my clothes to get done washing when I hear the doorbell ring. Past fucking midnight and someone's trying to visit? I turn on the porch light and see this semi familiar chick at the door. I open, and perhaps the most awkard conversation occurs.

Phoenix: Um, hi?
Chick: Hi. Do you remember me?
Phoenix: ....no
Chick: I'm your cousin TJ!
Phoenix:...oh. I think I know you. Come in

Whe the hell? :lol

So I let her in. I vaguely remember her. I haven't seen her in at least a decade lol, but she waltzes in as if we're buddies. Apparently she lives on campus, and she just stopped by to say hi. She said she sent me an email with her number and everything, which makes no sense: how the fuck did she get it? My mom just have given it to her, but then again my mom doesn't know my email address.

TJ: So I don't know if you party or anything, but if you want to go out one night...
Phoenix: What?
TJ: Well, just go out and party, if you're into that
Phoenix: Um...I don't party. I uh...yeah no I don't party
TJ: Ok...so anyway I work on campus at the eatery. So if you want to, just come by and we can have lunch.
Phoenix: Sure...

I didn't want to be rude, but I kept on looking at the door. She really caught me off guard. One minute I'm listening to the Princess Mononoke OST while browsing Bangbros.com, the next a chick's at my door in the middle of the night. For one faint second, it seemed like my prayers had finally been answered. Damn reletives.

Title: Re: WHAT THE HELL
Post by: brawndolicious on September 15, 2006, 12:38:28 AM
I think she likes you.
Title: Re: WHAT THE HELL
Post by: BlueTsunami on September 15, 2006, 12:45:34 AM
Quote from: Phoenix
I didn't want to be rude, but I kept on looking at the door. She really caught me off guard. One minute I'm listening to the Princess Mononoke OST while browsing Bangbros.com

Quote from: Phoenix
TJ: So I don't know if you party or anything, but if you want to go out one night...
Phoenix: What?
TJ: Well, just go out and party, if you're into that
Phoenix: Um...I don't party. I uh...yeah no I don't party

Quote from: Phoenix
TJ: So I don't know if you party or anything, but if you want to go out one night...
Phoenix: What?
TJ: Well, just go out and party, if you're into that
Phoenix: Um...I don't party. I uh...yeah no I don't party

Quote from: Phoenix
TJ: So I don't know if you party or anything, but if you want to go out one night...
Phoenix: What?
TJ: Well, just go out and party, if you're into that
Phoenix: Um...I don't party. I uh...yeah no I don't party

Quote from: Phoenix
TJ: So I don't know if you party or anything, but if you want to go out one night...
Phoenix: What?
TJ: Well, just go out and party, if you're into that
Phoenix: Um...I don't party. I uh...yeah no I don't party

Quote from: Phoenix
TJ: So I don't know if you party or anything, but if you want to go out one night...
Phoenix: What?
TJ: Well, just go out and party, if you're into that
[size=8]Phoenix: Um...I don't party. I uh...yeah no I don't party[/size]

(http://img83.imageshack.us/img83/31/juncker20disappointedpd0.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
Title: Re: WHAT THE HELL
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 15, 2006, 12:46:56 AM
More cousins marry each other than strangers - do it!
Title: Re: WHAT THE HELL
Post by: Loki on September 15, 2006, 12:47:48 AM
One minute I'm listening to the Princess Mononoke OST while browsing Bangbros.com, the next a chick's at my door in the middle of the night. For one faint second, it seemed like my prayers had finally been answered. Damn reletives.



Somehow -- SOMEHOW -- these things are related.  Hit it for great justice and pray that it's a third cousin. ;) :P

(yes, that was a joke :D)
Title: Re: WHAT THE HELL
Post by: Ecrofirt on September 15, 2006, 12:49:26 AM
PhoenixDark - Livin the college life.
Title: Re: WHAT THE HELL
Post by: TVC15 on September 15, 2006, 12:53:10 AM
Why are you so anti-party?
Title: Re: WHAT THE HELL
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 15, 2006, 12:53:50 AM
He is trying to perpetuate the virgin stereotype!  Kill him!
Title: Re: WHAT THE HELL
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 15, 2006, 12:57:53 AM
Why are you so anti-party?

I just don't like that lifestyle. I don't drink, I don't dance, etc. I wouldn't say I'm the most social person in the world, but it's not like I'm a total prude. My lack of confidence certainly doesn't help either.

Despite being smiled at by chicks on campus, I still find myself looking away and shit. Oy
Title: Re: WHAT THE HELL
Post by: Christopher on September 15, 2006, 01:03:14 AM
Going to partys HELPS your self confidence...well it does mine O_o
Title: Re: WHAT THE HELL
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 15, 2006, 01:04:18 AM
Going to partys HELPS your self confidence...well it does mine O_o

Especially when Christopher wakes up to THIS the next morning...

(http://www.thespoof.com/picstore/people/resize_670989_ugly%20woman.jpg)
Title: Re: WHAT THE HELL
Post by: Hollywood on September 15, 2006, 01:05:13 AM
Is she hot? Would you do her if she wasn't your cousin?
Title: Re: WHAT THE HELL
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 15, 2006, 01:08:29 AM
Is she hot? Would you do her if she wasn't your cousin?

Probably not. Although if she wasn't my cousin and tried to make a move...I'd go for it. Sort of chick, but nice ass. Light skinned.
Title: Re: WHAT THE HELL
Post by: Polari on September 15, 2006, 01:36:37 AM
Why are you so anti-party?

I just don't like that lifestyle. I don't drink, I don't dance, etc. I wouldn't say I'm the most social person in the world, but it's not like I'm a total prude. My lack of confidence certainly doesn't help either.

Despite being smiled at by chicks on campus, I still find myself looking away and shit. Oy

Pro-tip: drinking solves dancing, a lack of self-confidence, an inability to socialise and not drinking.
Title: Re: WHAT THE HELL
Post by: BlueTsunami on September 15, 2006, 01:46:52 AM
Thats what Phoenix has to do then. Get sauced up you king of virgins, you prince of mononoke OSTs
Title: Re: WHAT THE HELL
Post by: Vizzys on September 15, 2006, 01:50:54 AM
Now your chance to change your life! She just your cousin by blood!

Good luck!


















mononoke ost (http://opa-ages.com/forums/style_emoticons/default/roll.gif)
Title: Re: WHAT THE HELL
Post by: Vizzys on September 15, 2006, 07:16:13 AM
mononoke ost

It's still hilarious

edit:2007, I was going through my post history and found a hotlinked image turned to lemonparty, so I fixed it now
Title: Re: WHAT THE HELL
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 15, 2006, 09:19:05 AM
That's a good album son!
Title: Re: WHAT THE HELL
Post by: Fatghost28 on September 15, 2006, 09:35:47 AM
You can fuck a first cousin.  They're distant enough of a relative that the odds of birth defects are no greater than with a total stranger.