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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: MrAngryFace on June 19, 2007, 11:10:46 AM

Title: Seattle Traffic Reporters should be re-tasked.
Post by: MrAngryFace on June 19, 2007, 11:10:46 AM: Cause it doesnt matter. Nothing they say matters. THERE ARE NO OPTIONS. At this point they're describing the water im drowning in.

"OH MAN U GUYS R FUCKED NORTH, SOUTH, EAST AND WEST JESUS CHRIST ALMIGHTY"

For 90% of the Seattle commuters there are no options or backroads. For the 10% that do have options, those backroads get clogged up within 10 minutes of people figuring it out.
Title: Re: Seattle Traffic Reporters should be re-tasked.
Post by: Tauntaun on June 19, 2007, 11:15:35 AM: u live in seattle? oh man, what a :maf

:-*
Title: Re: Seattle Traffic Reporters should be re-tasked.
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 19, 2007, 11:36:25 AM: yup, every morning you get suited up, get in your car, get on the freeway, stop your car, get out, pull your pants down, bend over, and let your fellow commuters run a train on your ass until an hour later you limp into work, bleeding and violated.

every morning. carpool only speeds it up because you can divide the mantrain between the two of you.

:'(
Title: Re: Seattle Traffic Reporters should be re-tasked.
Post by: Tauntaun on June 19, 2007, 11:43:18 AM: don't you two car pool? do you look at each others penises in the car?
Title: Re: Seattle Traffic Reporters should be re-tasked.
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 19, 2007, 11:44:49 AM: :o remind me never to carpool with you, tauntaun.
Title: Re: Seattle Traffic Reporters should be re-tasked.
Post by: Tauntaun on June 19, 2007, 11:58:06 AM: :-* you'd enjoy it, you'd carpool with me on the weekends too :-*
Title: Re: Seattle Traffic Reporters should be re-tasked.
Post by: Himu on June 19, 2007, 11:59:51 AM: I wonder what goes down in a drinky/maf/tvc carpool. I bet lots of kinky stuff happens!
Title: Re: Seattle Traffic Reporters should be re-tasked.
Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 19, 2007, 12:05:31 PM: I live in Seattle, but work down South in Auburn. I NEVER get stuck in traffic. NEVER!
Title: Re: Seattle Traffic Reporters should be re-tasked.
Post by: Tauntaun on June 19, 2007, 12:06:16 PM: Quote from: Himuro on June 19, 2007, 11:59:51 AM
I wonder what goes down in a drinky/maf/tvc carpool. I bet lots of kinky stuff happens!

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Title: Re: Seattle Traffic Reporters should be re-tasked.
Post by: MrAngryFace on June 19, 2007, 12:06:25 PM: Thats cause you work SOUTH of Seattle in the morning. Youre always going the opposite way of everyone else!
Title: Re: Seattle Traffic Reporters should be re-tasked.
Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 19, 2007, 12:24:08 PM: Quote from: Colt Seavers on June 19, 2007, 12:06:25 PM
Thats cause you work SOUTH of Seattle in the morning. Youre always going the opposite way of everyone else!

I know, it's totally awesome. :D
Title: Re: Seattle Traffic Reporters should be re-tasked.
Post by: MrAngryFace on June 19, 2007, 12:28:25 PM: YOU LIVE IN A FANTASY WORLD! IT MUST BE NICE! ARRRRGGGH! 2 HOURS OF DRIVING A DAY WITHOUT CARPOOL AM HELL
Title: Re: Seattle Traffic Reporters should be re-tasked.
Post by: Fragamemnon on June 19, 2007, 01:04:57 PM: My fourteen minute, traffic-free commute to a high paying tech job is pretty awesome.

Big cities suck.
Title: Re: Seattle Traffic Reporters should be re-tasked.
Post by: hyp on June 19, 2007, 01:23:42 PM: i live 3 miles away from work, yet it takes me 10 mins to get there. fuck traffic.
Title: Re: Seattle Traffic Reporters should be re-tasked.
Post by: MrAngryFace on June 19, 2007, 01:27:45 PM: YOU GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Seattle Traffic Reporters should be re-tasked.
Post by: Robo on June 19, 2007, 01:28:47 PM: Wham!-Baw
Title: Re: Seattle Traffic Reporters should be re-tasked.
Post by: Tauntaun on June 19, 2007, 01:30:24 PM: Quote from: Douglas Wambaugh on June 19, 2007, 01:27:45 PM
YOU GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wth man? u keep changin ur name, ur not john connor or anything.
Title: Re: Seattle Traffic Reporters should be re-tasked.
Post by: drozmight on June 19, 2007, 11:25:11 PM: MAF, can I carpool with you?
Title: Re: Seattle Traffic Reporters should be re-tasked.
Post by: MrAngryFace on June 19, 2007, 11:44:04 PM: NO! MUHAHAH