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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Himu on June 22, 2007, 01:06:59 AM

Title: Crash is um...
Post by: Himu on June 22, 2007, 01:06:59 AM

Wow. Awesome.

"I bet Vaughn's semen is saltier than the others."

This movie is pretty much Evilbore: The Movie. Everything lends to sexuality and wanting to bunny fuck. It gives me a chubby watching it, honestly.

"Do you want to stick your penis up his anus?"

"I bet his car smells like semen."

Title: Re: Crash is um...
Post by: TVC15 on June 22, 2007, 01:24:48 AM

Are you watching the R or unrated version?

Title: Re: Crash is um...
Post by: Himu on June 22, 2007, 01:25:35 AM

Unrated of course.

Title: Re: Crash is um...
Post by: TVC15 on June 22, 2007, 01:31:05 AM

I like how the movie opens with like 2 or 3 sex scenes in a row

Title: Re: Crash is um...
Post by: Himu on June 22, 2007, 01:34:52 AM

Word.

Title: Re: Crash is um...
Post by: Oblivion on June 22, 2007, 02:03:19 AM

Is this the movie about racism?

Title: Re: Crash is um...
Post by: TVC15 on June 22, 2007, 02:06:10 AM

Quote from: Oblivion on June 22, 2007, 02:03:19 AM

Is this the movie about racism?

No.  It's about sex and car crashes.

Title: Re: Crash is um...
Post by: Oblivion on June 22, 2007, 02:32:55 AM

Quote from: TVC 15 on June 22, 2007, 02:06:10 AM

Quote from: Oblivion on June 22, 2007, 02:03:19 AM

Is this the movie about racism?

No.  It's about sex and car crashes.

Oh, I thought it was the 2005 one with morals on racism and shit.

Title: Re: Crash is um...
Post by: Solo on June 22, 2007, 08:22:32 AM

Quote from: Oblivion on June 22, 2007, 02:03:19 AM

Is this the movie about racism?

Its the Cronenberg movie about fucking in car wrecks and shit.

Deborah Kara Unger  :hump

Title: Re: Crash is um...
Post by: futami on June 22, 2007, 10:22:18 AM

hokey, contrived shit.

it's a white liberal's take on racism.

during the scene when the arab guy "shoots" the little girl, my girlfriend (at the time) and i couldn't stop laughing.

Title: Re: Crash is um...
Post by: Ichirou on June 22, 2007, 10:24:30 AM

Quote from: futami on June 22, 2007, 10:22:18 AM

hokey, contrived shit.

it's a white liberal's take on racism.

during the scene when the arab guy "shoots" the little girl, my girlfriend (at the time) and i couldn't stop laughing.

Read the damn thread.  There's more than one movie named Crash, and this is about the DAVID CRONENBERG film.

Title: Re: Crash is um...
Post by: ToxicAdam on June 22, 2007, 10:34:07 AM

Next time my wife pisses me off I'm going to fool her into renting this.

Title: Re: Crash is um...
Post by: futami on June 22, 2007, 10:34:28 AM

the one with james spader and holly hunter?

Title: Re: Crash is um...
Post by: Ichirou on June 22, 2007, 10:39:47 AM

No, the other movie David Cronenberg directed that was also titled Crash.

Title: Re: Crash is um...
Post by: MrAngryFace on June 22, 2007, 10:52:19 AM

They need to try naming shit differently!

Title: Re: Crash is um...
Post by: bud on June 22, 2007, 11:51:26 AM

Quote from: Douglas Wambaugh on June 22, 2007, 10:52:19 AM

They need to try naming shit differently!

(http://img255.imageshack.us/img255/4864/picketiu2.jpg)

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that pic is perfect :lol

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Title: Re: Crash is um...
Post by: Himu on June 23, 2007, 03:09:43 PM

The official movie of Evilbore

Title: Re: Crash is um...
Post by: Cyanista on June 23, 2007, 03:12:49 PM

Quote from: Himuro on June 23, 2007, 03:09:43 PM

The official movie of Evilbore

This is the creepiest post all year.