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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: MrAngryFace on June 22, 2007, 11:27:42 AM

Title: Evan Almighty looks fucking stupid.
Post by: MrAngryFace on June 22, 2007, 11:27:42 AM: Fuckin bullshit braindead comedy crap with religion really ropes in the bible belt im sure.

Cept the racists.
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Post by: futami on June 22, 2007, 11:34:29 AM: steve carrel isn't funny, imo.

will farrel would have been perfect for this role.
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Post by: bud on June 22, 2007, 11:37:51 AM: it doesn't look all that good, yes, but i dunno, i'm a sucker for carrell.

steve carrell :heartbeat
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Post by: Shuri on June 22, 2007, 11:41:21 AM: that movie has cost something like 350 millions to make. no jokes. That studio has bet the farm on that flick
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Post by: bud on June 22, 2007, 11:42:52 AM: Quote from: Shuri on June 22, 2007, 11:41:21 AM
that movie has cost something like 350 millions to make. no jokes. That studio has bet the farm on that flick

yeah, it's the most expensive comedy ever iirc.
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Post by: Cheebs on June 22, 2007, 11:50:34 AM: Quote from: Shuri on June 22, 2007, 11:41:21 AM
that movie has cost something like 350 millions to make. no jokes. That studio has bet the farm on that flick

most expensive comedy ever at $175 million.
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Post by: ToxicAdam on June 22, 2007, 12:39:45 PM: I bet it does 60+ mil the first week.
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Post by: CajoleJuice on June 22, 2007, 12:51:44 PM: It really does look awful. Bruce Almighty was awful enough.
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Post by: Himu on June 22, 2007, 01:00:32 PM: Someone ban the Almighty movies.
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Post by: Cheebs on June 22, 2007, 01:08:29 PM: Quote from: ToxicAdam on June 22, 2007, 12:39:45 PM
I bet it does 60+ mil the first week.
bible belt + pg biblical movie = money
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 22, 2007, 01:09:17 PM: I never saw Bruce Almighty, and will never see this, even though I like Steve Carrell.
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Post by: DJ_Tet on June 22, 2007, 01:14:43 PM: Steve Carrell stole the first movie, he was the only likable part. That said, I think this movie will suck.
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Post by: Oblivion on June 22, 2007, 04:20:56 PM: Yeah, this movie looks pretty shit. Hated Bruce Almighty as well.
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Post by: Vizzys on June 22, 2007, 05:27:00 PM: It has an awesome writer.

he should be wiriting other things atm though... *cough*
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Post by: CajoleJuice on June 22, 2007, 05:28:31 PM: Kung Pow sucks.
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Post by: Vizzys on June 22, 2007, 05:30:32 PM: I IMPLORE YOU TO RECONSIDER
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Post by: Eduardo24 on June 22, 2007, 07:16:51 PM: Impressions?
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Post by: bud on June 22, 2007, 07:27:31 PM: http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/evan_almighty/
21% :lol

spoiler (click to show/hide)
i'll love it
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Post by: CajoleJuice on June 22, 2007, 07:28:29 PM: Dude, it's gonna be fucking terrible.
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Post by: Oblivion on June 22, 2007, 07:37:18 PM: Quote from: bud on June 22, 2007, 07:27:31 PM
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/evan_almighty/
21% :lol

spoiler (click to show/hide)
i'll love it
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It'll probably still make millions, though. :-\
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Post by: Candyflip on June 23, 2007, 01:23:15 AM: I liked the first half of Bruce Almighty. Evan Almighty looks like 100% shit though.
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Post by: enjoy bell woods on June 23, 2007, 03:52:28 AM: Good writer? You mean the man responsible for Patch Adams?
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Post by: Vizzys on June 23, 2007, 04:24:53 AM: YOU WILL NEVER MENTION SAID FACT AGAIN

THAT MOVIE DOES NOT EXIST YOU HEAR ME
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Post by: TVC15 on June 23, 2007, 04:35:21 AM: Really, Viz, Steve Oedekerk? Even I didn't think your standards were that low.
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Post by: Vizzys on June 23, 2007, 04:38:35 AM: I do like a few of his movies. Not all of course.
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Post by: Mupepe on June 24, 2007, 03:16:41 AM: imma have to back viz up kung pow is incredible
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Post by: Vizzys on June 24, 2007, 03:17:35 AM: :-*
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Post by: TVC15 on June 24, 2007, 03:19:51 AM: Quote from: Rob Thomas on June 24, 2007, 03:16:41 AM
imma have to back viz up kung pow is incredible

oh mupepe. . .how far the sexy have fallen
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Post by: trippingmartian on June 24, 2007, 03:32:19 AM: OMG LK HE GRWS A BRD RLY FST TOO FUNNAY
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Post by: Mandark on June 24, 2007, 03:32:34 AM: Even accepting that this is a big-budget mainstream comedy that's going to try to be unoffensive, and have a heartwarming third act, this just does not look good.

In Bruce Almighty, they at least had a defined comic premise. Give Jim Carey God's powers, which he uses in selfish ways.

This one? Steve Carell is involuntarily forced into some magic contract where his appearance changes to that of a mythic character, including a beard he just can't shave off?

This sounds like The Santa Clause Gaiden to me.
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Post by: TVC15 on June 24, 2007, 03:33:24 AM: Quote from: Mandark on June 24, 2007, 03:32:34 AM
Even accepting that this is a big-budget mainstream comedy that's going to try to be unoffensive, and have a heartwarming third act, this just does not look good.

In Bruce Almighty, they at least had a defined comic premise. Give Jim Carey God's powers, which he uses in selfish ways.

This one? Steve Carell is involuntarily forced into some magic contract where his appearance changes to that of a mythic character, including a beard he just can't shave off?

This sounds like The Santa Clause Gaiden to me.

Don't forget that the original movie was PG-13, while this one is PG, so it will be tame even compared to the first one.
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Post by: demi on June 24, 2007, 04:02:51 AM: I saw it, good movie, haters owned. Hope it makes a lot of money.
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Post by: demi on June 24, 2007, 04:19:27 AM: also tvc is a shitface
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Post by: drozmight on June 24, 2007, 04:20:37 AM: Kung Pow's great. Some parts of it are really stupid, like the cow matrix scene ::), but I like it.
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Post by: TVC15 on June 24, 2007, 04:25:59 AM: DEMI IS A JESUSCUNT!
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Post by: demi on June 24, 2007, 05:13:42 AM: Quote from: TVC 15 on June 24, 2007, 04:25:59 AM
DEMI IS A JESUSCUNT!

[youtube=425,350]9d0mejPhWZs[/youtube]
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Post by: Vizzys on June 24, 2007, 05:15:54 AM: tourettes is so awesome
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Post by: Oblivion on June 24, 2007, 05:50:03 AM: Quote from: demi on June 24, 2007, 04:02:51 AM
I saw it, good movie, haters owned. Hope it makes a lot of money.

They've gotten to you too, demi? :(
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Post by: TVC15 on June 24, 2007, 05:53:48 AM: Quote from: Oblivion on June 24, 2007, 05:50:03 AM
Quote from: demi on June 24, 2007, 04:02:51 AM
I saw it, good movie, haters owned. Hope it makes a lot of money.

They've gotten to you too, demi? :(

Demi is a christian. The Dark Carnival ended up being about Jesus.
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Post by: ToxicAdam on June 24, 2007, 08:12:14 AM: Quote from: ToxicAdam on June 22, 2007, 12:39:45 PM
I bet it does 60+ mil the first week.

Ooops! Looks like it's only going to just over 30 million.

Me and the studios are owned.