I feel JRPGs are definitely the gateway to homojapuality.
are homojapuals like sp0rsks and synbios creatures of genetic misfortune, or do they choose to indulge in their deviance of their own volition?such a bad "lol"
Homojapuality does not necessarily equate to being an eternal virgin (see: dcharlie, lyte edge, distant mantra - all are either married or soon will be). Sounds like your friend is just a big socially maladjusted nerd.a maladjusted nerds *and* a japafag! holy shit
But it doesn't seem to lead down the path to homojapuality. That's what we're debating here.spoiler (click to show/hide):heartbeat OOT[close]
And my friend is a wreck for many other reasons, so you're kinda right, Ichirou.
FFVII is not one of the best PSX RPGs, though. :-\
But it doesn't seem to lead down the path to homojapuality. That's what we're debating here.spoiler (click to show/hide):heartbeat OOT[close]
And my friend is a wreck for many other reasons, so you're kinda right, Ichirou.
OOT doesn't lead down the path to homojapuality but it can result in nintenfaggotry, which is just as bad.
Are you kidding me, BT? dcharlie is so esconced in the homojapual lifestyle that the only way he can imagine anyone enjoying a television program like Azumanga Daioh is because he thinks they want to fuck the cartoon schoolgirls. THAT'S an extreme form of homojapuality.
yeah, they hang out with game company types and marry slanty-vagina devil women. they are the envy of the homojapuals, and hence, they make homojapuality seem like a positive end unto itself. we need interventions and possible re-education camps.
FFVII is not one of the best PSX RPGs, though. :-\
Well, OOT *is* shit compared to most mediocre PSX RPGs.
FFVII is not one of the best PSX RPGs, though. :-\
Well, OOT *is* shit compared to most mediocre PSX RPGs.
Have you lost your mind? OOT is one of the best games ever!
Homojapanlity is fucking distinguished mentally-challenged.
I'm a homo of something, and you know what it is? The greatest country in the world. America. Homoamerican.
Homojapanlity is fucking distinguished mentally-challenged.
I'm a homo of something, and you know what it is? The greatest country in the world. America. Homoamerican.
You're like the worst poster on Evilbore, you know that? You just beat futami.
FFVII is not one of the best PSX RPGs, though. :-\
Well, OOT *is* shit compared to most mediocre PSX RPGs.
Have you lost your mind? OOT is one of the best games ever!
When Zelda came out, I played it for a day, was unimpressed, and went back to Brave Fencer Musashi, which absolutely murdered it as far as action RPGs go.
Games that are worse than OOT on PSX? Maybe Shadow Madness. Some of Beyond the Beyond. Vandal Hearts 2. Saga Frontier.
come on. i lol'd at his remarks in the synbios thread. do you have no soul?
He must be really fucking flexible, then. I can't touch my dong with my feet.
OOT also was like 15FPS most of the time. Nearly seizure inducing and muy blurry.
You know Himumu got Homojapual hotflashes when he played Yakuza
OOT also was like 15FPS most of the time. Nearly seizure inducing and muy blurry.
Uh huh, well my non elitist ass doesn't remember it as blurry. I thought that game was beautiful.
OoT looks considerably better than a lot of psx games made in its entire life span, but it's got nothing on the later psx Squaresoft games.
OOT also was like 15FPS most of the time. Nearly seizure inducing and muy blurry.
Uh huh, well my non elitist ass doesn't remember it as blurry. I thought that game was beautiful.
link fetishism is a symptom of both homojapuality and ninfaggotry
I've always prefered the pixely PSX texturing than the N64 blur texturing. N64 3d makes me think I forgot to put on my glasses or something.
I like jrpgs and anime but I dont think JAPAN IS THE PROMISED LAND AND I MUST MAKE MY PILGRIMAGE TO THE MECCA.
OOT was godly to my 12 year old self, that's all I know. And when I played the Master Quest a few years back, it was still pretty great. Just about all the games from the 32/64-bit era look like shit nowadays, not just ones on the N64.
JRPG's, anime suck. They have made some great movies though. I have a DS which I regret since after the initial month I hardly play it.canada, eh?
In my youth I once thought Japan was one of the greatest countires on earth (much like Synobis) but now I realise that goes to Canada or Brazil.
In my youth I once thought Japan was one of the greatest countires on earth (much like Synobis) but now I realise that goes to Canada or the UK.
JRPG's, anime suck. They have made some great movies though. I have a DS which I regret since after the initial month I hardly play it.canada, eh?
In my youth I once thought Japan was one of the greatest countires on earth (much like Synobis) but now I realise that goes to Canada or Brazil.
You really are white :'(In my youth I once thought Japan was one of the greatest countires on earth (much like Synobis) but now I realise that goes to Canada or the UK.
Fixed.
canada, eh?It's like America lite. Tastes the same but much better for you. Well I'll keep away from the French.
One day I must visit this magical land that is named just like my country. Why did I have to be born in the boring and bland Canada and not the great one that the Fresh Prince loves?canada, eh?It's like America lite. Tastes the same but much better for you. Well I'll keep away from the French.
One day I must visit this magical land that is named just like my country. Why did I have to be born in the boring and bland Canada and not the great one that the Fresh Prince loves?I will visit this Canada and write a blog about my zany and magical adventures. Though I'll say this Canada seems a good place to settle down in perhaps not to experience your youth in.
And Himu is correct. Brazil is only ahead of the UK in one category... well, actually, BEHIND.
I'm pretty boring, you'd think it would be a good fit. :-\One day I must visit this magical land that is named just like my country. Why did I have to be born in the boring and bland Canada and not the great one that the Fresh Prince loves?I will visit this Canada and write a blog about my zany and magical adventures. Though I'll say this Canada seems a good place to settle down in perhaps not to experience your youth in.
And Himu is correct. Brazil is only ahead of the UK in one category... well, actually, BEHIND.
If that doesn't go though, can i join your government? :-*
If that doesn't go though, can i join your government? :-*
We will not allow any filthy Canadians inside our borders.
No you could not. Take a look at our sample citizenship test.
If that doesn't go though, can i join your government? :-*
We will not allow any filthy Canadians inside our borders.
But I could become a Malekan! :'(
Name:__________________ Date: ____________________
1. Do you enjoy anime?
2. Do you own a wii?
Fill in the blank
3. Th______is a cat in the house.
4. Th______ going to the party.
5. They will play with th_____ toys.
No you could not. Take a look at our sample citizenship test.
If that doesn't go though, can i join your government? :-*
We will not allow any filthy Canadians inside our borders.
But I could become a Malekan! :'(QuoteName:__________________ Date: ____________________
1. Do you enjoy anime?
Yes, and you will to one day
2. Do you own a wii?
see above!
Fill in the blank
3. there______is a cat in the house.
4. they're______ going to the party.
5. They will play with their_____ toys.
One day I wish to create my own nation. You will worship me and offer me sacrificial virgins.* A nude Monica Bellucci will grace grace our flag. Our national anthem will be I Want to Hold Your Hand. Those who talk in libraries will be shot. And I will name this land Malekistan.
*best not sacrifice cajolejuice
Hopefully soon enough I won't be at risk. :-[ :-*
Hopefully soon enough I won't be at risk. :-[ :-*
About as likely as Father Mike becoming deputy Prime Minister of Malekistan.
You'll play Jew to my Hitler.
:( :lolYou'll play Jew to my Hitler.
I'll out live you, even after taking massive damage then?
i came for the 4x pay rise , i stayed for the hairy minges.
p.s. lets get it clear on Azumanga - i don`t like it because not fucking funny. Proper Japoqueers like this anime. It`s the truth. Watch some american cartoons that are funny. Azumanga is about as funny as Garfield.
So do you burst into a blinding light when you reach Leet Homojapuality? Or does the Japanese Government give you a watch that can not only tell time but summon your own Gundam?
:o
Details pls
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:o
how comes you are stuck on this rank? is it because you can`t get laid? :(
Screw you guys, I'd like to visit Japan.
yes, ichirou , i`m obsessed with your love life and would like all the details please.
And photos.
i came for the 4x pay rise , i stayed for the hairy minges.
p.s. lets get it clear on Azumanga - i don`t like it because it`s not fucking funny. Proper Japoqueers like this anime. It`s the truth. Watch some american cartoons that are funny. Azumanga is about as funny as Garfield.
QuoteAt any rate, it has nothing to do with sex and more to do with the fact that I'm not married to a Japanese girl, and have not settled down nor plan to make any permanent roots here.
but this is to do with you being a low ranking Japanafag - you could be enjoying all Japans glorious bounty with out having to get married or settled - word on the street is that you are letting the side down. Just saying - the Japafag Council are concerned about your contribution and given the rising number of applicants who would help promote our Japafaggy Agenda, you know... questions are being raised.
I want to visit China as well. Chinese culture and history > Japanese culture and history
In my youth I once thought Japan was one of the greatest countires on earth (much like Synobis) but now I realise that goes to Canada or Brazil.
In my youth I once thought Japan was one of the greatest countires on earth (much like Synobis) but now I realise that goes to Canada or Brazil.
you're wrong
does sporks live near you? punch him the face, evilbore exclusiveo
maybe he will ban you for punching him
:lol Are the two gringos who moved to Japan arguing about which of them is the bigger jappafag?
yeah, they hang out with game company types and marry slanty-vagina devil women. they are the envy of the homojapuals, and hence, they make homojapuality seem like a positive end unto itself. we need interventions and possible re-education camps.
Do you tower over the masses?
Do you tower over the masses?
Well I'm WIDER than most of 'em. :lol
:'(
I can only imagine what the kids say about him; they are brutally honest about shit here and don't keep comments to themselves.
I wonder what the kids say about us behind our backs, lyte edge. Do they talk trash about us? :(
yeah, they hang out with game company types and marry slanty-vagina devil women. they are the envy of the homojapuals, and hence, they make homojapuality seem like a positive end unto itself. we need interventions and possible re-education camps.
I am afraid you too are among the infected; you are the closet type who waits in line for POKEMON and plays Atelier Alis. :o
In all seriousness, I think some of you guys would love it here, especially when you realize that you can fucking do ANYTHING with little to no consequences. Because you are TEH GAIJIN RAWR
well i never! i didn't wait in line for pokeyman,
first off, yes, i am a 33 year old man who drove into town to pick up pokemon during my errands today. i am a big ol' fuckin' nerd. a huge fuckin' dweeb. i took the train to loserville only to discover it was population me. we're clear on that point, right?
that said, i am but a blip on the radar of the folks that were there to pick up POKEYMANS LET ME SHOW YOU THEM DONKEY PUNCH EDITION. kids were there, of course; it's a stupid kiddy game. however, there was a pair of tools -- one older than me -- who were also there. the younger of the two proudly announced that he "skipped church, because the only thing that means more to me than god is a new pokeymon release!" hnarf hnarf hnarf he laughed. ugh. the older of the two had a pokeyball backpack, which clashed with his greying hair and his stone temple pilots concert tee. they both bought pokeyman diamond, because "pearl is gay and for girls". yeah, a 40 year old man who still thinks girls have cooties. this is the stuff ninthings are born of, folks.
jesus. i should've just left. but as i said, i too am a fucking loser and i had prepaid for -- yes -- pearl edition. what! i figured everyone would get diamond on account of it being for gays and girls!
these two paled next to the clerk, who was dressed as the ash character. his coworker, a nice if sometimes overly enthusiastic long-haired fellow who acts as store manager, seemed utterly humiliated in his presence. ash busted out the pokeyman rap in front of a couple kids, who looked a little weirded out, and then he took their mom's cc, did this little pirouette, and swiped the card while making a BOOM! noise.
"hey doug" said the acting manager unenthustiastically. yes, he knows my name. again, it's no news to anyone if you point out that i am a big ol' nerdlinger. WANT MY FRIEND CODE?!?!?! yelled ash. "no" i said. TOO BAD, WE COULD TRADE ALL THE STARTERS?!?!?!?!?! he barked. PICK CHIMCHAR?!?!?!?!?! he followed up. "what's a chimchar" i asked and immediately regretted it. sometimes a 'no small talk' rule would save me 5 minutes of my eyes glazing over while a strong sense that there is nothing in the world worth living for drains my soul.
"okay" said longhair finally. "shut up, [ash]." WHAT?!?!?! said ash mcpimple. I BOUGHT YOU A MUFFIN?!?!?!?! (wtf). I'M NEVER BUYING YOU A MUFFIN AGAIN?!?!?!?!?!
"i gotta go get a hair cut and mow my lawn" i said, backing away. "good luck" said longhair mournfully, "it's supposed to rain." REMEMBER, PICK CHIMCHAR IF YOU WANT TO MAKE THE SECOND GYM A BREEZE?!?!?!?!?! yelled ash.
i ran!
:gloomy
and i been married for 10 years to a little germanic devil woman!
also i think japan sounds like SUCK
my wife watches azumanga but i don't think that makes her an otaku to anyone but dcharlie :'(
I wonder what the kids say about us behind our backs, lyte edge. Do they talk trash about us? :(
I doubt we're important enough that they even think about us outside the class lolz lolz
:meeble
even worse, i traded in pokeyman a week later. i think i buy games these days just to, y'know, buy games :'(
even worse, i traded in pokeyman a week later. i think i buy games these days just to, y'know, buy games :'(
You're not the only one. I have a huge fucking backlog. Nowadays I think I buy games out of paranoia that they'll get hard to find later on. :/
even worse, i traded in pokeyman a week later. i think i buy games these days just to, y'know, buy games :'(
You're not the only one. I have a huge fucking backlog. Nowadays I think I buy games out of paranoia that they'll get hard to find later on. :/
I can't buy games couse I'm poor; at least you have me beat.
even worse, i traded in pokeyman a week later. i think i buy games these days just to, y'know, buy games :'(
You're not the only one. I have a huge fucking backlog. Nowadays I think I buy games out of paranoia that they'll get hard to find later on. :/
I can't buy games couse I'm poor; at least you have me beat.
Right now I could buy a 360, a PS3, AND games for both of them.
But I just moved and I no longer have a TV, lolz.
Damn, dude...you are poor. :(
FFVII is not one of the best PSX RPGs, though. :-\
Well, OOT *is* shit compared to most mediocre PSX RPGs.
OOT also was like 15FPS most of the time. Nearly seizure inducing and muy blurry.
But I just moved and I no longer have a TV, lolz.
What happened to your TV? Could you not afford a moving company or something? :P
What is the homojapual agenda, anyway? Is it to just reject American culture because American culture rejected them? I'd like to think that there was something more concrete and goal-oriented to the behavior-I have enjoyed anime in the past but it was heavily linked to sexual relations, which I enjoyed way more than the anime.
I escaped homojapuality only to succumb nearly compeltely to eurofaggotry. :(
I spent part of the day playing Spaceforce: Rogue Universe, the latest in poorly translated euro space trading/combat sims, part of the day playing Trackmania, and part of the day cooking-from of my Belgian cookbook no less-while drinking Belgian lambic beer, which is so much more appealing to me than any other beer available in my area. :(
I'm like two or three years from reading french/belgian comics and hating hamburgers, wtf. :(
More like a Canada deserter. She made the right choice. It's your turn Mike. :D
being french is much worse then being japaneseBeing English is worse than being French me thinks.
case closed
being french is much worse then being japanese
case closed
western entertainment has far more variety than japanese entertainment. the bulk of what japan offers is all the same. ie. anime
Imagine if some asian guy was super obsessed with marvel comic books and was pretty thinking that life over here was in those superheroes comic books, kept thinking about them, kept talking about american culture and how life is better there.
Imagine how distinguished mentally-challenged that guy sounds? That's how animus are to them
if some westerner literally desires to be japanese, then part of the mockery would be understandable, but if someone simply prefers the type of storytelling, quality art and characters that the japanese developped without the yoke of christianism to repress them... then to laugh at that is bullshit
Most of the anime is typical loli crap these days. Hard to find the variety that once was.
Genshiken is getting a second season? It's not that bullshit Unbalance shit?
No japan wants more loli magical girl crap
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Ordered this today. Wallet Am cry :(
Big O was crazy
All I remember was the protaganist of the show had a fear of climbing down ladder
western entertainment has far more variety than japanese entertainment. the bulk of what japan offers is all the same. ie. anime
For the most part, Japanese TV sucks. It's 70% variety shows, 10% dramas, 5% news and documentaries, 5% sports, 5% anime and 5% Power Ranger/Masked Rider shows.
I reckon that most people who like derived products of Japanese culture do so because the majority of western entertainment is austere and sanitized
if some westerner literally desires to be japanese, then part of the mockery would be understandable, but if someone simply prefers the type of storytelling, quality art and characters that the japanese developped without the yoke of christianism to repress them... then to laugh at that is bullshit
Ichirou, how was the moving experience? Any help from the JET people?