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Title: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 23, 2007, 12:50:12 PM
are homojapuals like sp0rsks and synbios creatures of genetic misfortune, or do they choose to indulge in their deviance of their own volition?

Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: Ichirou on June 23, 2007, 01:10:01 PM
Homojapuality is the product of nurture, not nature; it's a result of the US's cultural importation of bizarre fetishes and fringe hobbies which Americans believe to be mainstream in Japanese society.
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 23, 2007, 01:11:27 PM
do you consider videogames to be gateways to the homojapual lifestyle? see: dcharlie, lyte edge.
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: Ichirou on June 23, 2007, 01:17:11 PM
Not necessarily.  I mean, there's a whole range of games out there that have absolutely zero homojapual content, such as sports games and first-person shooters.  Things start to get sketchy once you get past Western-developed games and dipping your feet into otherwise innocent-seeming titles such as the Street Fighter series (which features two schoolgirl characters) and the whole Japanese take on role-playing games (which frequently feature pre-pubescent looking females in highly sexualized outfits or situations).

EDIT: While I can offer no real evidence, I do have an interesting anecdote.  Last Christmas I went home to visit my family and attend my cousin's wedding.  Another cousin, who is in high school, came up to me the day of the ceremony interested in hearing about my experiences in Japan.  After I spoke to her a bit about my job and what I had seen during my stay here so far, she confessed to being a Japanophile and started speaking about how much she loved the culture as exemplified through Full Metal Panic, Dragon Ball Z, and Naruto.  Is it coincidence that my cousin has shown interest in the homojapual lifestyle, or is there a genetic link?  I cannot say.  In addition, the cousin who got married is ALSO a borderline Japanophile.  Yet my brother and sister show absolutely no interest in degenerate Japanese subcultures (my sister is an art major so she did visit me here because she wanted to look at temples and sculpture firsthand but that's another thing entirely).
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: CajoleJuice on June 23, 2007, 01:24:14 PM
I feel JRPGs are definitely the gateway to homojapuality.
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: Ichirou on June 23, 2007, 01:28:37 PM
I feel JRPGs are definitely the gateway to homojapuality.

The ESRB should note when games have homojapual content so parents can make informed decisions about what games to get for their kids.
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: Mupepe on June 23, 2007, 01:37:06 PM
are homojapuals like sp0rsks and synbios creatures of genetic misfortune, or do they choose to indulge in their deviance of their own volition?


such a bad "lol"
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: Ichirou on June 23, 2007, 01:39:08 PM
Mupepe is friend and confidant to a recovering homojapual.  I don't doubt that he has a unique insight into the struggle that a man faces when he realizes he has fallen into a pit of moral decadence and must strive to climb back up and regain a semblance of normalcy.
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: Mupepe on June 23, 2007, 01:39:57 PM
Hell, i started down that path myself.  But reality and vagina pulled me back.
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: Ichirou on June 23, 2007, 01:43:34 PM
You're lucky that first vagina was not an Asian vagina, or there might have been no escape for you.
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: Mupepe on June 23, 2007, 01:45:21 PM
the candy colored clown they call the sandman, tip toes to my room every night.  just to sprinkle stardust and whisper "go to sleep and everything is alright"

I close my eyes and I drift away into the magic night I softly say a silent prayer. 
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: CajoleJuice on June 23, 2007, 01:45:34 PM
I have a friend who is knee deep in homojapuality. He's leaving to study abroad in Japan in a couple of weeks.

It all started with FFVII. While most of my friends and I were obsessed with Zelda:OOT, he played his PSX JRPG...and never turned back. I can't make fun of his virgin status, but at least all my other friends who never played FFVII have made the jump.
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: Ichirou on June 23, 2007, 01:47:06 PM
Homojapuality does not necessarily equate to being an eternal virgin (see: dcharlie, lyte edge, distant mantra - all are either married or soon will be).  Sounds like your friend is just a big socially maladjusted nerd.
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: TVC15 on June 23, 2007, 01:47:24 PM
OOT *is* shit compared to the best PSX RPGs.
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: Ichirou on June 23, 2007, 01:48:38 PM
FFVII is not one of the best PSX RPGs, though.  :-\
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: CajoleJuice on June 23, 2007, 01:48:42 PM
But it doesn't seem to lead down the path to homojapuality. That's what we're debating here.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
:heartbeat OOT
[close]

And my friend is a wreck for many other reasons, so you're kinda right, Ichirou. But they go hand-in-hand much of time, like Mupepe implies below me.
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: Mupepe on June 23, 2007, 01:48:58 PM
Homojapuality does not necessarily equate to being an eternal virgin (see: dcharlie, lyte edge, distant mantra - all are either married or soon will be).  Sounds like your friend is just a big socially maladjusted nerd.
a maladjusted nerds *and* a japafag!  holy shit
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: Ichirou on June 23, 2007, 01:50:16 PM
But it doesn't seem to lead down the path to homojapuality. That's what we're debating here.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
:heartbeat OOT
[close]

And my friend is a wreck for many other reasons, so you're kinda right, Ichirou.

OOT doesn't lead down the path to homojapuality but it can result in nintenfaggotry, which is just as bad.
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: TVC15 on June 23, 2007, 01:50:47 PM
FFVII is not one of the best PSX RPGs, though.  :-\

Well, OOT *is* shit compared to most mediocre PSX RPGs.
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: CajoleJuice on June 23, 2007, 01:56:40 PM
But it doesn't seem to lead down the path to homojapuality. That's what we're debating here.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
:heartbeat OOT
[close]

And my friend is a wreck for many other reasons, so you're kinda right, Ichirou.

OOT doesn't lead down the path to homojapuality but it can result in nintenfaggotry, which is just as bad.

That much is true. I fell into that for a short period. I like to think I was never as bad as most N-fegs I've seen on GAF though.
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: BlueTsunami on June 23, 2007, 02:26:13 PM
I see DCharlie, Ichi and Lyte Edge as homojapuality enablers. They really aren't under the false delusion since they've been there, done that. But they pull in new homojapuals en masse.

This really is a current problem that needs to be addressed
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: Ichirou on June 23, 2007, 02:28:11 PM
Are you kidding me, BT?  dcharlie is so esconced in the homojapual lifestyle that the only way he can imagine anyone enjoying a television program like Azumanga Daioh is because he thinks they want to fuck the cartoon schoolgirls.  THAT'S an extreme form of homojapuality.
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 23, 2007, 02:29:07 PM
yeah, they hang out with game company types and marry slanty-vagina devil women. they are the envy of the homojapuals, and hence, they make homojapuality seem like a positive end unto itself. we need interventions and possible re-education camps.
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: BlueTsunami on June 23, 2007, 02:29:37 PM
Are you kidding me, BT?  dcharlie is so esconced in the homojapual lifestyle that the only way he can imagine anyone enjoying a television program like Azumanga Daioh is because he thinks they want to fuck the cartoon schoolgirls.  THAT'S an extreme form of homojapuality.

:o

Then its a cultish sort of scenario

ONe of US OnE oF US

yeah, they hang out with game company types and marry slanty-vagina devil women. they are the envy of the homojapuals, and hence, they make homojapuality seem like a positive end unto itself. we need interventions and possible re-education camps.

I'ma right my local Congress Dude
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: Cyanista on June 23, 2007, 02:30:23 PM
FFVII is not one of the best PSX RPGs, though.  :-\

Well, OOT *is* shit compared to most mediocre PSX RPGs.

Have you lost your mind?  OOT is one of the best games ever!
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: Ichirou on June 23, 2007, 02:31:02 PM
dcharlie and lyte edge are examples of alpha male homojapuals.
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 23, 2007, 02:33:09 PM
Homojapanlity is fucking distinguished mentally-challenged.


I'm a homo of something, and you know what it is? The greatest country in the world. America. Homoamerican.
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: TVC15 on June 23, 2007, 02:34:31 PM
FFVII is not one of the best PSX RPGs, though.  :-\

Well, OOT *is* shit compared to most mediocre PSX RPGs.

Have you lost your mind?  OOT is one of the best games ever!

When Zelda came out, I played it for a day, was unimpressed, and went back to Brave Fencer Musashi, which absolutely murdered it as far as action RPGs go.

Games that are worse than OOT on PSX?  Maybe Shadow Madness.  Some of Beyond the Beyond. Vandal Hearts 2.  Saga Frontier.
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: Ichirou on June 23, 2007, 02:35:10 PM
Homojapanlity is fucking distinguished mentally-challenged.


I'm a homo of something, and you know what it is? The greatest country in the world. America. Homoamerican.

You're like the worst poster on Evilbore, you know that?  You just beat futami.
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 23, 2007, 02:36:29 PM
Homojapanlity is fucking distinguished mentally-challenged.


I'm a homo of something, and you know what it is? The greatest country in the world. America. Homoamerican.

You're like the worst poster on Evilbore, you know that?  You just beat futami.

You didn't get my Grand Theft Auto reference :(
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 23, 2007, 02:36:34 PM
no, the worst poster award is a three-way tie between am nintenho, flameofcallandor, and junpei.
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: Ichirou on June 23, 2007, 02:37:39 PM
Replace junpei with futami and that'd be my list too.  And I'd add Powerslave because he hates armenian people.
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: BlueTsunami on June 23, 2007, 02:37:53 PM
FFVII is not one of the best PSX RPGs, though.  :-\

Well, OOT *is* shit compared to most mediocre PSX RPGs.

Have you lost your mind?  OOT is one of the best games ever!

When Zelda came out, I played it for a day, was unimpressed, and went back to Brave Fencer Musashi, which absolutely murdered it as far as action RPGs go.

Games that are worse than OOT on PSX?  Maybe Shadow Madness.  Some of Beyond the Beyond. Vandal Hearts 2.  Saga Frontier.

I don't know what it is about the Saga Frontier games but I keep going back to them and coming out with a look of disgust. And yet, I do it again and again and again like my experience will change with the games. Theres something drawing me to them
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 23, 2007, 02:38:28 PM
What
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 23, 2007, 02:38:54 PM
futami's funny. y'all just don't grok his sense of humor, you uptight honkies!
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 23, 2007, 02:39:46 PM
Let's get back to Americans thinking Japan is the greatest country in the world!
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: Ichirou on June 23, 2007, 02:39:56 PM
I like SaGa Frontier 2.

And no, futami is not funny.  He's an idiot.
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 23, 2007, 02:42:59 PM
come on. i lol'd at his remarks in the synbios thread. do you have no soul?
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 23, 2007, 02:43:48 PM
come on. i lol'd at his remarks in the synbios thread. do you have no soul?

You guys are lucky you didn't see the video of him playing Halo 2 he put up on TeamXbox. It was classic.
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: Ichirou on June 23, 2007, 02:44:29 PM
I still want to know how synbios jerks it with those tiny flipper hands.
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 23, 2007, 02:48:33 PM
I think he gives himself a footjob.
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: Ichirou on June 23, 2007, 02:50:08 PM
He must be really fucking flexible, then.  I can't touch my dong with my feet.
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: BlueTsunami on June 23, 2007, 02:55:15 PM
I just looked at a picture of Japan (land mass) and it totally looks like either a Flacid Dick or a perky Fully Erect one. Sort of like a "Glass half full, Glass half empty" situation goin on here.

(http://img409.imageshack.us/img409/9629/homojapualitypr5.jpg)
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 23, 2007, 02:57:35 PM
He must be really fucking flexible, then.  I can't touch my dong with my feet.

You'd be amazed at what the mentally distinguished mentally-challenged can do.
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: Cyanista on June 23, 2007, 03:06:39 PM
Brave Fencer Musashi was a blast.  OOT was better, though.  I mean, come on.  That game tranced me out with its pleasing visuals and non visceral violence and peppy fairy music. 

Yes, I wanted to kill Navi.  But with HUGS.  The world was that great.
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: TVC15 on June 23, 2007, 03:07:54 PM
OOT also was like 15FPS most of the time.  Nearly seizure inducing and muy blurry.
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: Himu on June 23, 2007, 03:08:48 PM
I just don't fucking know. My 15 year old self probably didn't know. It just happened, okay?! I'M OVER IT NOW.

*runs away crying because of his homojapualitis*
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: Cyanista on June 23, 2007, 03:10:59 PM
OOT also was like 15FPS most of the time.  Nearly seizure inducing and muy blurry.

Uh huh, well my non elitist ass doesn't remember it as blurry.  I thought that game was beautiful. 
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: BlueTsunami on June 23, 2007, 03:11:37 PM
You know Himumu got Homojapual hotflashes when he played Yakuza
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: Himu on June 23, 2007, 03:12:26 PM
OoT looks considerably better than a lot of psx games made in its entire life span, but it's got nothing on the later psx Squaresoft games.

You know Himumu got Homojapual hotflashes when he played Yakuza

Naw, it was English. Can't do that when it's in English. I was more into the HOLY SHIT, I JUST GOT OUT A PAIR OF SCISSORS FROM A BACK ALLEY AND CUT SOME GUYS FINGERS OFF WITH IT thing.
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 23, 2007, 03:13:15 PM
OOT also was like 15FPS most of the time.  Nearly seizure inducing and muy blurry.

Uh huh, well my non elitist ass doesn't remember it as blurry.  I thought that game was beautiful. 

link fetishism is a symptom of both homojapuality and ninfaggotry
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: TVC15 on June 23, 2007, 03:13:42 PM
OoT looks considerably better than a lot of psx games made in its entire life span, but it's got nothing on the later psx Squaresoft games.



I've always prefered the pixely PSX texturing than the N64 blur texturing.  N64 3d  makes me think I forgot to put on my glasses or something.
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: Himu on June 23, 2007, 03:15:56 PM
I agree with that, but I still think OoT's graphics had a lot going for it at the time. I mean, I know the world was empty and dull, but when you see that castle, or mountain, or whatever in the distance and you realized you could actually go there, it was a neat experience.
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: Cyanista on June 23, 2007, 03:16:58 PM
OOT also was like 15FPS most of the time.  Nearly seizure inducing and muy blurry.

Uh huh, well my non elitist ass doesn't remember it as blurry.  I thought that game was beautiful. 

link fetishism is a symptom of both homojapuality and ninfaggotry

No, remember, I'm not one of the gay boys on the forum.  When I played that game on the N64 I was young and nubile and getting it on the regular.  I really, really liked the art and game direction.  I thought just about every character in the game was adorable.  The ending where they all dance around is still one of my favorite ending cinemas.  It made me :D and if you want to mock me for that, fine. 

It's also the only zelda game that ever interested me.

I tore through FF8 nearly as avidly, not long later.   :-[

(omg maybe I am a japafag)
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: TVC15 on June 23, 2007, 03:17:46 PM
Too bad when you went there, it was boring.  3d worlds without a jump button are distinguished mentally-challenged.  3d Zelda is distinguished mentally-challenged.  It's like The Legend of Synbios, except instead of not being able to swing your sword, you can't jump.
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: Himu on June 23, 2007, 03:18:38 PM
I would have to say that Zelda is really fucking due for a jump button.
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 23, 2007, 03:18:49 PM
:lol
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 23, 2007, 03:22:27 PM
i liked oot quite a bit, and am unfortunately on the record as such. tvc and maf have given me quite a bit of shit for defending it during some of our more frighteningly geeky lunch episodes. i also liked ff8 despite my deep-seated desire to loathe it, just because OMG JUNCTION SYSTEM RULES. (and the soundtrack :heartbeat.)
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: Himu on June 23, 2007, 03:24:42 PM
FFVIII <3
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: dsn2k on June 23, 2007, 03:31:48 PM
its the American dream gone wrong.
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: Cyanista on June 23, 2007, 03:34:35 PM
The next to last battle with all the mini-sorceresses at the end of FF8 was awesomely trippy, too.  Probably my favorite RPG fight ever, though that is largely due to the fact that the chick's dog (who shared a name with MY childhood dog, aww) got his awesome full heal limit break and saved me a reset. <3
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: Error Macro on June 23, 2007, 03:49:56 PM
I've always prefered the pixely PSX texturing than the N64 blur texturing.  N64 3d  makes me think I forgot to put on my glasses or something.

I used to think that, back in the day.  Had a few fairly ugly arguments with my friend over it - thought shit was going to turn violent.  Goddamn, that was the sad pinnacle of my console nerdism.

PSX/Saturn looks like horse feces on an HDTV.  N64 image quality holds up surprisingly well with S-Video.  Playing old consoles almost demands having a standard def CRT around.
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: Vizzys on June 23, 2007, 04:44:54 PM
I like jrpgs and anime but I dont think JAPAN IS THE PROMISED LAND AND I MUST MAKE MY PILGRIMAGE TO THE MECCA.
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: Himu on June 23, 2007, 04:50:37 PM
I like jrpgs and anime but I dont think JAPAN IS THE PROMISED LAND AND I MUST MAKE MY PILGRIMAGE TO THE MECCA.


rofl

<3
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: CajoleJuice on June 23, 2007, 05:52:33 PM
OOT was godly to my 12 year old self, that's all I know. And when I played the Master Quest a few years back, it was still pretty great. Just about all the games from the 32/64-bit era look like shit nowadays, not just ones on the N64.
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: Himu on June 23, 2007, 06:10:38 PM
OOT was godly to my 12 year old self, that's all I know. And when I played the Master Quest a few years back, it was still pretty great. Just about all the games from the 32/64-bit era look like shit nowadays, not just ones on the N64.

Pretty much. There are few of em that's aged well graphically or gameplay wise. A lot of the 3d action games then had AWFUL controls, for instance.
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 23, 2007, 06:19:54 PM
I like Tokyo, it's the closest city we have to an actual physical representation of the Los Angeles in Blade Runner, which fascinated me as a small child and continues to do so. I'm a sucker for ridiculously large cities with massive skyscrapers and bright lights, regardless of the country it's in. New York, Paris, and London are great, but Tokyo takes it to eleven.

I don't think Japan is better than America, nor would I want to live there. It's just a cool place to visit, much like many other countries and cities.
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 23, 2007, 06:42:22 PM
Hay guyz how do i jump the fence in the begining of twilight princess
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: Flannel Boy on June 23, 2007, 06:55:21 PM
I don't like JRPG's, anime, hentai, manga, Japanese girls, orthe DS. And, if anything, two nukes were not enough.  >:(
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: CajoleJuice on June 23, 2007, 06:57:43 PM
Damn it, I have a DS.
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: Fresh Prince on June 23, 2007, 07:06:10 PM
JRPG's, anime suck. They have made some great movies though. I have a DS which I regret since after the initial month I hardly play it.
In my youth I once thought Japan was one of the greatest countires on earth (much like Synobis) but now I realise that goes to Canada or  Brazil.
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: Flannel Boy on June 23, 2007, 07:12:55 PM
JRPG's, anime suck. They have made some great movies though. I have a DS which I regret since after the initial month I hardly play it.
In my youth I once thought Japan was one of the greatest countires on earth (much like Synobis) but now I realise that goes to Canada or  Brazil.
canada, eh?
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: Himu on June 23, 2007, 07:14:18 PM
In my youth I once thought Japan was one of the greatest countires on earth (much like Synobis) but now I realise that goes to Canada or the UK.

Fixed.
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: bud on June 23, 2007, 07:14:52 PM
japan and techmology :bow
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 23, 2007, 07:15:17 PM
seriously can someone plz help me
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 23, 2007, 07:23:53 PM
JRPG's, anime suck. They have made some great movies though. I have a DS which I regret since after the initial month I hardly play it.
In my youth I once thought Japan was one of the greatest countires on earth (much like Synobis) but now I realise that goes to Canada or  Brazil.
canada, eh?

I smell a maple scented orgy coming on.

edit:  is use to think Japan was pritty cool but Blackace and Dragona knocked that down a little. 
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: Fresh Prince on June 23, 2007, 07:41:17 PM
In my youth I once thought Japan was one of the greatest countires on earth (much like Synobis) but now I realise that goes to Canada or the UK.

Fixed.
You really are white :'(

canada, eh?
It's like America lite. Tastes the same but much better for you. Well I'll keep away from the French.
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: Flannel Boy on June 23, 2007, 07:43:51 PM

canada, eh?
It's like America lite. Tastes the same but much better for you. Well I'll keep away from the French.

One day I must visit this magical land that is named just like my country. Why did I have to be born in the boring and bland Canada and not the great one that the Fresh Prince loves?

And Himu is correct. Brazil is only ahead of the UK in one category... well, actually, BEHIND.
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: Fresh Prince on June 23, 2007, 07:49:28 PM
One day I must visit this magical land that is named just like my country. Why did I have to be born in the boring and bland Canada and not the great one that the Fresh Prince loves?

And Himu is correct. Brazil is only ahead of the UK in one category... well, actually, BEHIND.
I will visit this Canada and write a blog about my zany and magical adventures. Though I'll say this Canada seems a good place to settle down in perhaps not to experience your youth in.
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: Flannel Boy on June 23, 2007, 07:50:55 PM
One day I must visit this magical land that is named just like my country. Why did I have to be born in the boring and bland Canada and not the great one that the Fresh Prince loves?

And Himu is correct. Brazil is only ahead of the UK in one category... well, actually, BEHIND.
I will visit this Canada and write a blog about my zany and magical adventures. Though I'll say this Canada seems a good place to settle down in perhaps not to experience your youth in.
I'm pretty boring, you'd think it would be a good fit.  :-\
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 23, 2007, 07:52:57 PM
Malek hates Canada?  I knew you were a Frenchy!   >:( >:( >:(
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 23, 2007, 07:56:04 PM
The UK is great, England and Scotland are awesome in particular. London's a great city, but I love Cambridge. There are some really great record shops there.  :-[

As for Paris, it's beautiful and worth visiting, but French culture doesn't do much for me.

The Netherlands, Finland, and Sweden rule. I highly recommend visiting all three.
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: Flannel Boy on June 23, 2007, 07:58:47 PM
One day I wish to create my own nation. You will worship me and offer me sacrificial virgins.* A nude Monica Bellucci will grace grace our flag. Our national anthem will be I Want to Hold Your Hand. Those who talk in libraries will be shot. And I will name this land Malekistan.















*best not sacrifice cajolejuice
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 23, 2007, 08:06:09 PM
Well when I am crowned king of Canada, i will put an end to your horrid plan! 

If that doesn't go though, can i join your government?   :-*
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: Fresh Prince on June 23, 2007, 08:08:21 PM
I too used think the UK was a great country to live in however it seems the two only great things are the value of the pound and (seemingly) job opportunities. Everything else you can import.

If you want excitement injected into your life like a dose of heroin just by your surroundings you need a frantic and rewarding work life and new friends not necessarily a change of location. Although high rates of crime will help.
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: Flannel Boy on June 23, 2007, 08:12:48 PM

If that doesn't go though, can i join your government?   :-*

We will not allow any filthy Canadians inside our borders.
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 23, 2007, 08:19:19 PM

If that doesn't go though, can i join your government?   :-*

We will not allow any filthy Canadians inside our borders.


But I could become a Malekan!   :'(
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: Flannel Boy on June 23, 2007, 08:23:52 PM

If that doesn't go though, can i join your government?   :-*

We will not allow any filthy Canadians inside our borders.


But I could become a Malekan!   :'(
No you could not. Take a look at our sample citizenship test.

Quote
Name:__________________ Date: ____________________

1. Do you enjoy anime?


2. Do you own a wii?


Fill in the blank

3. Th______is a cat in the house.

4. Th______ going to the party.

5. They will play with th_____ toys.
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 23, 2007, 08:27:17 PM

If that doesn't go though, can i join your government?   :-*

We will not allow any filthy Canadians inside our borders.


But I could become a Malekan!   :'(
No you could not. Take a look at our sample citizenship test.

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Name:__________________ Date: ____________________

1. Do you enjoy anime?

Yes, and you will to one day


2. Do you own a wii?
see above!

Fill in the blank

3. there______is a cat in the house.

4. they're______ going to the party.

5. They will play with their_____ toys.

did I win?
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: CajoleJuice on June 23, 2007, 08:29:27 PM
One day I wish to create my own nation. You will worship me and offer me sacrificial virgins.* A nude Monica Bellucci will grace grace our flag. Our national anthem will be I Want to Hold Your Hand. Those who talk in libraries will be shot. And I will name this land Malekistan.















*best not sacrifice cajolejuice

Hopefully soon enough I won't be at risk.  :-[  :-*
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: demi on June 23, 2007, 08:30:21 PM
magical starsign > oot
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: Flannel Boy on June 23, 2007, 08:31:26 PM

Hopefully soon enough I won't be at risk.  :-[  :-*
[/quote]

About as likely as Father Mike becoming deputy Prime Minister of Malekistan.
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 23, 2007, 08:32:31 PM

Hopefully soon enough I won't be at risk.  :-[  :-*

About as likely as Father Mike becoming deputy Prime Minister of Malekistan.
[/quote]

I'll play Stalin to your Lenin   :-*
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: Flannel Boy on June 23, 2007, 08:37:07 PM
You'll play Jew to my Hitler.
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: CajoleJuice on June 23, 2007, 08:39:00 PM

Hopefully soon enough I won't be at risk.  :-[  :-*

Quote
About as likely as Father Mike becoming deputy Prime Minister of Malekistan.

I'LL SHOW YOU  >:(




 :gloomy
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 23, 2007, 08:42:56 PM
You'll play Jew to my Hitler.

I'll out live you, even after taking massive damage then? 
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: Flannel Boy on June 23, 2007, 08:57:37 PM
You'll play Jew to my Hitler.

I'll out live you, even after taking massive damage then? 
:(  :lol
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: Beezy on June 23, 2007, 10:06:31 PM
Screw you guys, I'd like to visit Japan.
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: Ichirou on June 23, 2007, 10:13:07 PM
i came for the 4x pay rise , i stayed for the hairy minges.

p.s. lets get it clear on Azumanga - i don`t like it because not fucking funny. Proper Japoqueers like this anime. It`s the truth. Watch some american cartoons that are funny. Azumanga is about as funny as Garfield.

Actually, that is what confirms your homojapuality.  You don't like the show (not unusual amongst elitist homojapuals) but the only reason you can imagine anyone would like the show is because they want to sleep with anime characters.  This lack of imagination and tendency towards the perverted is a trademark of a mind infested with homojapuality.

p.s. Making excuses about your wife's japaneseness is shameful.  You're a japafag - say it loud and say it proud! :spin
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: Ichirou on June 23, 2007, 10:34:14 PM
I bow before your elite japafaggitude, dcharlie.  You are a shining example to anyone trying to achieve maximum homojapuality.

 :bow :bow :bow
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 23, 2007, 11:24:52 PM
Ichi why are you giving D such a hard time.  I like him, other than his unsubstantiated Azuma hate.
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: BlueTsunami on June 23, 2007, 11:29:39 PM
So do you burst into a blinding light when you reach Leet Homojapuality? Or does the Japanese Government give you a watch that can not only tell time but summon your own Gundam?

:o

Details pls

(http://img485.imageshack.us/img485/6563/gundambx8.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)

:o
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 23, 2007, 11:32:42 PM
So do you burst into a blinding light when you reach Leet Homojapuality? Or does the Japanese Government give you a watch that can not only tell time but summon your own Gundam?

:o

Details pls

(http://img485.imageshack.us/img485/6563/gundambx8.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)

:o

Oh Fuck. That's awesome.

I don't the wife would let me bring it into the house, though.
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: Ichirou on June 23, 2007, 11:33:16 PM
Well, let's say this is what dcharlie looks like in his normal state (let's call it "standard japafag"):

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/97/Enter_Goku.jpg)

Eventually, though, as his experience and homojapuality increases, he reaches a stage known as "beyond japafaggitude", or "super japafag":

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/78/Transformed_at_Last.jpg)

If he stays in Japan long enough, he will be able to reach the power level colloquially known as "super japafag 3":

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d2/Ss3goku.jpg)
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: BlueTsunami on June 23, 2007, 11:34:46 PM
:lol

I've heard that "Super Japafag 3" cannot be sustained that long. Which is why most japafags leave for a while

:o

This is more scientific than nintenhos thread about alternate FoC's anuses bursting into Black Holes
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: Ichirou on June 23, 2007, 11:37:42 PM
Just "standard japafag", I'm afraid.
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: BlueTsunami on June 23, 2007, 11:42:40 PM
DC THROWING DEM BOWS
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: Vizzys on June 23, 2007, 11:45:48 PM
Go fuck chichi ichirou

or bulma
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: Ichirou on June 23, 2007, 11:45:59 PM
how comes you are stuck on this rank? is it because you can`t get laid? :(

You seem to have a very strange preoccupation with my sex life.  Do you want details? Because if you do, you can go ahead and ask instead of hinting about it. ???

At any rate, it has nothing to do with sex and more to do with the fact that I'm not married to a Japanese girl, and have not settled down nor plan to make any permanent roots here.  That is the stage at which you exceed typical japafaggitude.
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: Himu on June 23, 2007, 11:59:50 PM
Screw you guys, I'd like to visit Japan.

There's nothing wrong with wanting to visit. It's when you want to live there just because...it's you know, Japan. That makes no sense at all.

Japan is on my list of countries I want to visit before I die. That list consists of Canada, Mexico (Caribbean), UK, France, and some countries in Africa.
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: Ichirou on June 24, 2007, 12:00:58 AM
yes, ichirou , i`m obsessed with your love life and would like all the details please.

And photos.


I dunno, man, I just mean that it's the second time you've asked about my sex life.  If you really want to know, just PM me, and I'll give you more details.  But no pictures, sorry.

EDIT: Just to clarify, I don't mind.  I'm actually kind of flattered that you care so much. :)
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: Himu on June 24, 2007, 12:02:49 AM
i came for the 4x pay rise , i stayed for the hairy minges.

p.s. lets get it clear on Azumanga - i don`t like it because it`s not fucking funny. Proper Japoqueers like this anime. It`s the truth. Watch some american cartoons that are funny. Azumanga is about as funny as Garfield.

Dcharlie you are insane. Many of us, maf included, agree that Azumanga's comedy is pretty universal. Most of the jokes don't need explaining, and most of them certainly don't have to do with Japanese culture or anything.
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: Vizzys on June 24, 2007, 12:04:41 AM
ichirou is the definition of japafag

just look it up at urban dictionary

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=japafag
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: Himu on June 24, 2007, 12:05:44 AM
Dcharlie: Give me a translation of yakuza 2 so I can import it.
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: Ichirou on June 24, 2007, 12:15:18 AM
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At any rate, it has nothing to do with sex and more to do with the fact that I'm not married to a Japanese girl, and have not settled down nor plan to make any permanent roots here.

but this is to do with you being a low ranking Japanafag - you could be enjoying all Japans glorious bounty with out having to get married or settled - word on the street is that you are letting the side down. Just saying - the Japafag Council are concerned about your contribution and given the rising number of applicants who would help promote our Japafaggy Agenda, you know... questions are being raised.

I'm not really that into asian girls.  Yeah, that's it...that's the ticket.
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: Ichirou on June 24, 2007, 12:46:09 AM
No, I live in Saitama-shi.
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: demi on June 24, 2007, 01:25:41 AM
does sporks live near you? punch him the face, evilbore exclusiveo

maybe he will ban you for punching him
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: tiesto on June 24, 2007, 11:08:16 AM
Japan is one of many countries I'd like to visit. I've only been to Canada, UK, and France so far, and UK and France were when I was still in HS and with my family, so I would like to go back. I also really wanna go to Italy, Australia, Africa, the Netherlands, and Poland - the latter to find a woman  :-*
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: Himu on June 24, 2007, 11:29:33 AM
I want to visit China as well. Chinese culture and history > Japanese culture and history
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 24, 2007, 12:25:07 PM
I want to visit China as well. Chinese culture and history > Japanese culture and history

China is fascinating, and well worth visiting. I have family friends who are professors in Guangzhou, they're very nice people who showed us a great time and a much more "real" China experience than most Americans will get to see.

But, I still liked Japan more.
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: Cyanista on June 24, 2007, 12:37:57 PM
 :lol  Are the two gringos who moved to Japan arguing about which of them is the bigger jappafag? 
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: tiesto on June 24, 2007, 12:55:49 PM
I still reckon that in real life, wiggers (and guidos to an extent) are a bigger nuisance than japafags, at least japafags are mostly harmless...
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: Cyanista on June 24, 2007, 01:19:38 PM
Wiggers are really easy to avoid on the internet, though.  The problem with japafags is that, despite having little of value to add to any conversation, they are usually at least moderately literate. 
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: BlueTsunami on June 24, 2007, 01:51:05 PM
I guess all that manga did serve a purpose
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: cloudwalking on June 24, 2007, 03:22:00 PM
In my youth I once thought Japan was one of the greatest countires on earth (much like Synobis) but now I realise that goes to Canada or  Brazil.

you're wrong
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 24, 2007, 03:37:17 PM
In my youth I once thought Japan was one of the greatest countires on earth (much like Synobis) but now I realise that goes to Canada or  Brazil.

you're wrong

we have another Canada hater, eh?  I need to call Boogie for reinforcements.
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: Beezy on June 24, 2007, 04:43:39 PM
More like a Canada deserter. She made the right choice. It's your turn Mike. :D
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: Ichirou on June 24, 2007, 08:07:36 PM
does sporks live near you? punch him the face, evilbore exclusiveo

maybe he will ban you for punching him

We used to be neighbors, now we live about thirty minutes away from each other.  Instead of punching him, I could print out his nude pics and post them around town.

:lol  Are the two gringos who moved to Japan arguing about which of them is the bigger jappafag? 

Coming in late to a thread and not knowing what the heck you're talking about... :lol

Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: bork on June 25, 2007, 12:36:51 AM
yeah, they hang out with game company types and marry slanty-vagina devil women. they are the envy of the homojapuals, and hence, they make homojapuality seem like a positive end unto itself. we need interventions and possible re-education camps.

I am afraid you too are among the infected; you are the closet type who waits in line for POKEMON and plays Atelier Alis.   :o

In all seriousness, I think some of you guys would love it here, especially when you realize that you can fucking do ANYTHING with little to no consequences.  Because you are TEH GAIJIN RAWR
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: Vizzys on June 25, 2007, 12:40:26 AM
Do you tower over the masses?
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: bork on June 25, 2007, 01:11:25 AM
Do you tower over the masses?

Well I'm WIDER than most of 'em.   :lol









 :'(
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: demi on June 25, 2007, 01:15:01 AM
Do you tower over the masses?

Well I'm WIDER than most of 'em.   :lol









 :'(

mmm, now we're getting somewhere

pics
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: bork on June 25, 2007, 01:21:25 AM
Actually...

spoiler (click to show/hide)
I've seen plenty of Japanese guys much fatter than I am.   :o  Almost never see fat chicks tho that's like a rarity.  For Japanese I mean.  You can spot the fat gaijin white women from miles away.
[close]
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: bork on June 25, 2007, 01:25:40 AM
Did I ever tell you guys about the MASSIVE English teacher guy here?  He must be well over 350lbs and sounds out of breath all the time.  I keep wondering how the hell he can get through some of the doorways and especially use the fucking toilet.  It's insane.  I can barely ever talk to him because he seems to be incredibly anti-social and disappears like a ninja after the monthly meetings at city hall are over.  YET I hear he's a good teacher with a lot of experience elsewhere.  I can only imagine what the kids say about him; they are brutally honest about shit here and don't keep comments to themselves.
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: Ichirou on June 25, 2007, 01:29:01 AM
I wonder what the kids say about us behind our backs, lyte edge.  Do they talk trash about us?  :(
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 25, 2007, 01:30:27 AM
I can only imagine what the kids say about him; they are brutally honest about shit here and don't keep comments to themselves.

That's interesting. My Native American students are the same way.
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: bork on June 25, 2007, 01:42:14 AM
I wonder what the kids say about us behind our backs, lyte edge.  Do they talk trash about us?  :(

I doubt we're important enough that they even think about us outside the class lolz lolz

I meant what I said about brutally honest.  Why hide it?  I've never felt insulted by it though.  The most curious one being told that I stink, and this is not referring to body odor, but deodorant or handsoap.  I've realized that these kids don't fucking wash enough, don't use deodorant, and are used to their own stink.  Now I just tell them that.   ;)

There is this one kid that finds the sight of me amusing.  He always starts laughing silently because he thinks I have short legs and I guess cuz I'm fat.  I started talking back to him in class because I noticed he never does his work, so now I just call him stupid and ask him why he looks at me out loud; "what are you, a hentai?  sukebe?  Stop looking at dudes' legs." 

This one time I went around the school going to different clubs, and this kid is at the table tennis club with his buddy, who attempt to take turns tag-team "insulting" me, which is really just staring like pervs with dumb grins and making comments about what I look like.  What makes this funny to me and why I never feel insulted is that this kid looks like a horsed-faced imp.  His face is weird and his teeth jut way out, flashing his red swollen (usually bleeding) gums.  The other kid just looks like a skeleton, pretty average looking.  I could go off and them and tell them how ugly they are and that they'll never get a woman, but I'm too mature for that. 

Let me also point out that all this shit happens at the "bad school," where the kids are little fucking pricks and need a good punch in the mouth.  The other school, the one I'm at now, is like the complete opposite.
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 25, 2007, 01:46:37 AM

[/quote]
yeah, they hang out with game company types and marry slanty-vagina devil women. they are the envy of the homojapuals, and hence, they make homojapuality seem like a positive end unto itself. we need interventions and possible re-education camps.

I am afraid you too are among the infected; you are the closet type who waits in line for POKEMON and plays Atelier Alis.   :o

In all seriousness, I think some of you guys would love it here, especially when you realize that you can fucking do ANYTHING with little to no consequences.  Because you are TEH GAIJIN RAWR

well i never! i didn't wait in line for pokeyman, and i been married for 10 years to a little germanic devil woman! also i think japan sounds like SUCK
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: bork on June 25, 2007, 01:56:38 AM
well i never! i didn't wait in line for pokeyman,

first off, yes, i am a 33 year old man who drove into town to pick up pokemon during my errands today. i am a big ol' fuckin' nerd. a huge fuckin' dweeb. i took the train to loserville only to discover it was population me. we're clear on that point, right?

that said, i am but a blip on the radar of the folks that were there to pick up POKEYMANS LET ME SHOW YOU THEM DONKEY PUNCH EDITION. kids were there, of course; it's a stupid kiddy game. however, there was a pair of tools -- one older than me -- who were also there. the younger of the two proudly announced that he "skipped church, because the only thing that means more to me than god is a new pokeymon release!" hnarf hnarf hnarf he laughed. ugh. the older of the two had a pokeyball backpack, which clashed with his greying hair and his stone temple pilots concert tee. they both bought pokeyman diamond, because "pearl is gay and for girls". yeah, a 40 year old man who still thinks girls have cooties. this is the stuff ninthings are born of, folks.

jesus. i should've just left. but as i said, i too am a fucking loser and i had prepaid for -- yes -- pearl edition. what! i figured everyone would get diamond on account of it being for gays and girls!

these two paled next to the clerk, who was dressed as the ash character. his coworker, a nice if sometimes overly enthusiastic long-haired fellow who acts as store manager, seemed utterly humiliated in his presence. ash busted out the pokeyman rap in front of a couple kids, who looked a little weirded out, and then he took their mom's cc, did this little pirouette, and swiped the card while making a BOOM! noise.

"hey doug" said the acting manager unenthustiastically. yes, he knows my name. again, it's no news to anyone if you point out that i am a big ol' nerdlinger. WANT MY FRIEND CODE?!?!?! yelled ash. "no" i said. TOO BAD, WE COULD TRADE ALL THE STARTERS?!?!?!?!?! he barked. PICK CHIMCHAR?!?!?!?!?! he followed up. "what's a chimchar" i asked and immediately regretted it. sometimes a 'no small talk' rule would save me 5 minutes of my eyes glazing over while a strong sense that there is nothing in the world worth living for drains my soul.

"okay" said longhair finally. "shut up, [ash]." WHAT?!?!?! said ash mcpimple. I BOUGHT YOU A MUFFIN?!?!?!?! (wtf). I'M NEVER BUYING YOU A MUFFIN AGAIN?!?!?!?!?!

"i gotta go get a hair cut and mow my lawn" i said, backing away. "good luck" said longhair mournfully, "it's supposed to rain." REMEMBER, PICK CHIMCHAR IF YOU WANT TO MAKE THE SECOND GYM A BREEZE?!?!?!?!?! yelled ash.

i ran!

:gloomy

 :rofl

Quote
and i been married for 10 years to a little germanic devil woman!

Don't make excuses!  We've already established that this doesn't matter!  Plus for all we know, your wife is a big ANIME OTAKU!   :o

Quote
also i think japan sounds like SUCK


SUuuuuuuuuuuuuure.  PROFESSOR PWNED LOL LOL LOL
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 25, 2007, 01:58:19 AM
:o well, i was milling around in the store and not actually standing in line! i was just waitin' my turn! technically NOT IN LINE

...

:'(


my wife watches azumanga but i don't think that makes her an otaku to anyone but dcharlie :'(
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: bork on June 25, 2007, 01:59:22 AM
 :hehe :hehe :hehe


:meeble
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: bork on June 25, 2007, 02:00:05 AM

my wife watches azumanga but i don't think that makes her an otaku to anyone but dcharlie :'(


Dude.  Your wife IS COOL, MAN
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: bork on June 25, 2007, 02:06:51 AM
A buddy of mine and I were discussing making a movie making fun of all the people in Japan who think they're the shit because they live there or went there.  It would be just one of us muttering on and on about a game or anime or something, but just continuously trailing off into "...and I know this/you should listen to me/it's true...because I live in Japan."  After everything.  Maybe film in different locations, like in the shower, on the shitter, on a train, etc. all saying the same thing.

Dumb?
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: Ichirou on June 25, 2007, 02:28:41 AM
I wonder what the kids say about us behind our backs, lyte edge.  Do they talk trash about us?  :(

I doubt we're important enough that they even think about us outside the class lolz lolz


Actually, I've had parents of kids come up to me on two separate occasions to tell me their kid has mentioned me to them or to thank me.

And I've had a kid come up to me at the technical school and tell me "I know you also teach at such-and-such high school!" and when I ask how he knows that, he tells me that a friend of his who goes to the other high school has told him about me.  Heck, I've had kids who don't even go to any of the schools I teach in (they go to another school about a ten minute walk from where I work) come up to me and call me BY NAME because they're friends with kids who go to my base school.

EDIT: Oh shit I just read the Drinky Crow otaku revelation
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: Error Macro on June 25, 2007, 02:30:54 AM
A big NO HOMOJAP to this thread.

This whole board is starting to sound mad suspect.
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: demi on June 25, 2007, 02:32:05 AM


:meeble

meeble is life, love, and happiness

namaste
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 25, 2007, 02:36:47 AM
even worse, i traded in pokeyman a week later. i think i buy games these days just to, y'know, buy games :'(
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: Ichirou on June 25, 2007, 02:39:24 AM
even worse, i traded in pokeyman a week later. i think i buy games these days just to, y'know, buy games :'(

You're not the only one.  I have a huge fucking backlog.  Nowadays I think I buy games out of paranoia that they'll get hard to find later on. :/
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 25, 2007, 02:40:48 AM
even worse, i traded in pokeyman a week later. i think i buy games these days just to, y'know, buy games :'(

You're not the only one.  I have a huge fucking backlog.  Nowadays I think I buy games out of paranoia that they'll get hard to find later on. :/

I can't buy games couse I'm poor; at least you have me beat. 
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: Ichirou on June 25, 2007, 02:46:39 AM
even worse, i traded in pokeyman a week later. i think i buy games these days just to, y'know, buy games :'(

You're not the only one.  I have a huge fucking backlog.  Nowadays I think I buy games out of paranoia that they'll get hard to find later on. :/

I can't buy games couse I'm poor; at least you have me beat. 

Right now I could buy a 360, a PS3, AND games for both of them.

But I just moved and I no longer have a TV, lolz.
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 25, 2007, 02:49:10 AM
even worse, i traded in pokeyman a week later. i think i buy games these days just to, y'know, buy games :'(

You're not the only one.  I have a huge fucking backlog.  Nowadays I think I buy games out of paranoia that they'll get hard to find later on. :/

I can't buy games couse I'm poor; at least you have me beat. 

Right now I could buy a 360, a PS3, AND games for both of them.

But I just moved and I no longer have a TV, lolz.

after just seconds ago, putting $550 into my moms account, I'm left with $59.61  :'(
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: Ichirou on June 25, 2007, 02:50:37 AM
Damn, dude...you are poor. :(
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 25, 2007, 02:52:32 AM
Thats what not working in 4 months will do to you.  But I've payed off everything but 400 on a 1700 laptop, so I'm happy. 
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: Error Macro on June 25, 2007, 02:54:33 AM
Damn, dude...you are poor. :(


(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v295/monza3/hens_bernard2.jpg)

"Well...  whores will have their trinkets!"
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 25, 2007, 02:55:09 AM
 :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: Oblivion on June 25, 2007, 04:15:48 AM
I know we're past this point but...

FFVII is not one of the best PSX RPGs, though.  :-\

Well, OOT *is* shit compared to most mediocre PSX RPGs.


DUDE!! Come on now, that's just messed up. :(

Also..

OOT also was like 15FPS most of the time.  Nearly seizure inducing and muy blurry.

Have you played the VC version? It's at a rock solid 30fps.  8)

Though, the blurry textures are still there.
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: Ichirou on June 25, 2007, 04:29:01 AM
But I just moved and I no longer have a TV, lolz.

What happened to your TV? Could you not afford a moving company or something? :P

My previous apartment was fully furnished, so it came with a TV.  I moved, but the TV stayed behind.
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: Fragamemnon on June 25, 2007, 04:47:01 AM
What is the homojapual agenda, anyway? Is it to just reject American culture because American culture rejected them? I'd like to think that there was something more concrete and goal-oriented to the behavior-I have enjoyed anime in the past but it was heavily linked to sexual relations, which I enjoyed way more than the anime.

I escaped homojapuality only to succumb nearly compeltely to eurofaggotry. :(

I spent part of the day playing Spaceforce: Rogue Universe, the latest in poorly translated euro space trading/combat sims, part of the day playing Trackmania, and part of the day cooking-from of my Belgian cookbook no less-while drinking Belgian lambic beer, which is so much more appealing to me than any other beer available in my area. :(

I'm like two or three years from reading french/belgian comics and hating hamburgers, wtf.  :(
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: TVC15 on June 25, 2007, 04:50:28 AM
What is the homojapual agenda, anyway? Is it to just reject American culture because American culture rejected them? I'd like to think that there was something more concrete and goal-oriented to the behavior-I have enjoyed anime in the past but it was heavily linked to sexual relations, which I enjoyed way more than the anime.

I escaped homojapuality only to succumb nearly compeltely to eurofaggotry. :(

I spent part of the day playing Spaceforce: Rogue Universe, the latest in poorly translated euro space trading/combat sims, part of the day playing Trackmania, and part of the day cooking-from of my Belgian cookbook no less-while drinking Belgian lambic beer, which is so much more appealing to me than any other beer available in my area. :(

I'm like two or three years from reading french/belgian comics and hating hamburgers, wtf.  :(

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Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: Vizzys on June 25, 2007, 05:12:43 AM
being french is much worse then being japanese


case closed
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: cloudwalking on June 25, 2007, 05:41:18 AM
More like a Canada deserter. She made the right choice. It's your turn Mike. :D

i'm no canada deserter, i just accepted the fact that any country that lacks jarosh cannot possibly be the best country in the world.
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: Fresh Prince on June 25, 2007, 05:47:32 AM
being french is much worse then being japanese
case closed
Being English is worse than being French me thinks.
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: bork on June 25, 2007, 07:47:05 AM
Ichirou, how was the moving experience?  Any help from the JET people?
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: tiesto on June 25, 2007, 08:08:17 AM
being french is much worse then being japanese


case closed

Ehhh... the French kick ass. Case in point:

(http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/I/41G3ACKHZML._AA240_.jpg)

And there are some seriously smokin' French women around... I remember when I went to Paris, the amount of ass I saw... all these cute thin blondes, I was in absolute heaven.
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: Shuri on June 25, 2007, 09:11:26 AM
Imagine if some asian guy was super obsessed with marvel comic books and was pretty thinking that life over here was in those superheroes comic books, kept thinking about them, kept talking about american culture and how life is better there.

Imagine how distinguished mentally-challenged that guy sounds? That's how animus are to them
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: Mondain on June 25, 2007, 11:02:50 AM
I reckon that most people who like derived products of Japanese culture do so because the majority of western entertainment is austere and sanitized

if some westerner literally desires to be japanese, then part of the mockery would be understandable, but if someone simply prefers the type of storytelling, quality art and characters that the japanese developped without the yoke of christianism to repress them... then to laugh at that is bullshit
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: MrAngryFace on June 25, 2007, 11:20:28 AM
western entertainment has far more variety than japanese entertainment. the bulk of what japan offers is all the same. ie. anime
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 25, 2007, 11:56:14 AM
western entertainment has far more variety than japanese entertainment. the bulk of what japan offers is all the same. ie. anime

For the most part, Japanese TV sucks. It's 70% variety shows, 10% dramas, 5% news and documentaries, 5% sports, 5% anime and 5% Power Ranger/Masked Rider shows.
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: MrAngryFace on June 25, 2007, 12:00:38 PM
Most of the anime is typical loli crap these days. Hard to find the variety that once was.
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: Himu on June 25, 2007, 12:08:57 PM
Imagine if some asian guy was super obsessed with marvel comic books and was pretty thinking that life over here was in those superheroes comic books, kept thinking about them, kept talking about american culture and how life is better there.

Imagine how distinguished mentally-challenged that guy sounds? That's how animus are to them

I saw a comic going over this before and I lold

if some westerner literally desires to be japanese, then part of the mockery would be understandable, but if someone simply prefers the type of storytelling, quality art and characters that the japanese developped without the yoke of christianism to repress them... then to laugh at that is bullshit

What storytelling? In games? In anime? lol
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 25, 2007, 12:13:23 PM
Most of the anime is typical loli crap these days. Hard to find the variety that once was.

Yeah, I've noticed that my interest in new stuff has significantly dropped. There's not much in the way of decent Sci-Fi or giant robot stuff out there anymore. The only comedy show I like, Genshiken, is getting a second season, though.
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: Himu on June 25, 2007, 12:14:27 PM
Genshiken is getting a second season? It's not that bullshit Unbalance shit?
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 25, 2007, 12:15:41 PM
Genshiken is getting a second season? It's not that bullshit Unbalance shit?

I haven't seen the OVAs that came Kujibiki or whatever it's called.. ugh.

But yeah, there is an actual second season of Genshiken coming this Fall.
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: Himu on June 25, 2007, 12:18:16 PM
Yay.
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: Vizzys on June 25, 2007, 01:26:55 PM
the world needs big o season 3

:gloomy

its never gonna happen
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: MrAngryFace on June 25, 2007, 01:40:38 PM
No japan wants more loli magical girl crap
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 25, 2007, 02:27:28 PM
No japan wants more loli magical girl crap

Japan doesn't even need magical girls anymore. Just loli is good enough, apparenty.  :'(
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: Himu on June 25, 2007, 02:52:24 PM
new anime lol
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: MrAngryFace on June 25, 2007, 02:52:59 PM
(http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/I/41WEQNJJC4L._AA240_.jpg)

Ordered this today. Wallet Am cry :(
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: Vizzys on June 25, 2007, 02:55:30 PM
wierd show
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: Vizzys on June 25, 2007, 02:57:10 PM
buy this: http://amazon.com/o/ASIN/B000P0I4NK/ref=s9_asin_title_1/104-1275041-3573516?pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&pf_rd_s=center-1&pf_rd_r=1M3X3THZMVM7TEE9E3N4&pf_rd_t=101&pf_rd_p=278240701&pf_rd_i=507846
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: Himu on June 25, 2007, 02:59:50 PM
(http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/I/41WEQNJJC4L._AA240_.jpg)

Ordered this today. Wallet Am cry :(

gj
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: MrAngryFace on June 25, 2007, 03:00:08 PM
Viz: meh I dunno I caught Big O on CN a few times and while its not bad, I sorta have the same feeling towards it that I had for Outlaw Star which is not much of one at all.
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: Vizzys on June 25, 2007, 03:10:55 PM
 big O >>>> outlaw star

what does outlaw star have other then spaceships with arms and magic bullets?
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: MrAngryFace on June 25, 2007, 03:13:42 PM
I dont like Outlaw Star lol
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: Vizzys on June 25, 2007, 03:18:13 PM
exactly

I'm saying outlaw star is mostly forgettable.

Big O is amazing all around. ExceptionalMusic, dialog, story, visual style (Batman:TAS, cmon), etc.
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: Vizzys on June 25, 2007, 03:22:18 PM
its pretty awesome
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: MrAngryFace on June 25, 2007, 03:31:21 PM
well for 35 bux im sure I can buy it and sell it if I hate it for certain. I just remember not liking it TONS
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: BlueTsunami on June 25, 2007, 03:40:22 PM
Big O was crazy

All I remember was the protaganist of the show had a fear of climbing down ladder
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: bluemax on June 25, 2007, 03:45:00 PM
OoT am crappy mess.

Empty, ugly 3d world, awful textures, stupid time travel story, lack of jump button etc etc.

Actually I'd say almost everything on consoles during the N64/PS1 era is ugly garbage, and almost all unplayable today.

Wait what was this thread about again?
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: MrAngryFace on June 25, 2007, 03:45:27 PM
haha youre lost
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: Himu on June 25, 2007, 03:51:27 PM
outlaw star is HORRIBLE.
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: Vizzys on June 25, 2007, 03:52:49 PM
Big O was crazy

All I remember was the protaganist of the show had a fear of climbing down ladder

it was more a fear of the unknown, whats beneath the city.
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: Eduardo24 on June 25, 2007, 06:36:53 PM
Drinky should make this thread on GAF.
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: bork on June 25, 2007, 08:50:53 PM
western entertainment has far more variety than japanese entertainment. the bulk of what japan offers is all the same. ie. anime

Absolutely not.  At least, absolutely not regarding the anime.   ;)  It's all dumb ass variety shows like Distantmantra said.  Anime/Manga should be compared to American comics, in which 90% is dominated by superhero comics.  You can find original, well written books if you look, but just scratching the surface will net you the same old crap.  Manga is the same way...and if you come here and look, you'll be floored by the amount of stuff that will unfortunately never see the light of day in English.


For the most part, Japanese TV sucks. It's 70% variety shows, 10% dramas, 5% news and documentaries, 5% sports, 5% anime and 5% Power Ranger/Masked Rider shows.

I second this.  Japanese TV is fucking awful...I barely ever watch anything because I'm sick of seeing the same six celebrities on every fucking network channel on variety shows trying food and shit.  Yay.  Bittorrent is my savior.

I reckon that most people who like derived products of Japanese culture do so because the majority of western entertainment is austere and sanitized

if some westerner literally desires to be japanese, then part of the mockery would be understandable, but if someone simply prefers the type of storytelling, quality art and characters that the japanese developped without the yoke of christianism to repress them... then to laugh at that is bullshit

I don't think I've ever heard anyone say that.  Ever.  And I used to work at a game store that attracted all kinds of losers.  This belief is an idea from the internets.
Title: Re: Is Homojapuality naturally derived or chosen
Post by: Ichirou on June 25, 2007, 09:48:56 PM
Ichirou, how was the moving experience?  Any help from the JET people?

Two of the teachers at my HS helped me with the moving.  JET didn't help at all.