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Title: Jesus...I just got the Baconator from Wendy's
Post by: BlueTsunami on June 25, 2007, 03:28:22 PM
Its the first time I've eaten a cheeseburger in a while. It tasted like God sawed off his penis, cooked it to perfection and fed it to me. I don't know where the bacon came from but oh god delicious.

Its a double patty cheeseburger too, soooo....

Current Life Expectancy: -2 Years
Title: Re: Jesus...I just got the Baconator from Wendy's
Post by: MrAngryFace on June 25, 2007, 03:29:26 PM
Jesus christ you ordered that? My friends and I may JOKE about ordering it with each other, but none of us ever would.

May god have mercy on your soul :(
Title: Re: Jesus...I just got the Baconator from Wendy's
Post by: CajoleJuice on June 25, 2007, 03:29:55 PM
I'm getting this tomorrow.
Title: Re: Jesus...I just got the Baconator from Wendy's
Post by: BlueTsunami on June 25, 2007, 03:30:58 PM
It was good, so good. But my body will pay the price. Seeing as I haven't eaten red meat in a while, oh god my body is going to reject this wonderful food.

I'm getting this tomorrow.

Get ready to orgasm

This is a no bullshit cheeseburger too. It just came with Cheese, sometype of sauce, Ketchup, two Burger patties and a bunch of bacon clumped together like who gives a shit. Its awesome. No tomatoes or lettuce, fuck yeah.
Title: Re: Jesus...I just got the Baconator from Wendy's
Post by: Mupepe on June 25, 2007, 03:32:23 PM
how much does it cost?  how big is it?
Title: Re: Jesus...I just got the Baconator from Wendy's
Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on June 25, 2007, 03:33:06 PM
How many pounds do you expect to gain?
Title: Re: Jesus...I just got the Baconator from Wendy's
Post by: MrAngryFace on June 25, 2007, 03:33:12 PM
Wendys is awesome, and not TOO bad for fast food, but the baconator is almost Jack n the Box inspired.
Title: Re: Jesus...I just got the Baconator from Wendy's
Post by: BlueTsunami on June 25, 2007, 03:33:25 PM
how much does it cost?  how big is it?

With the drink it came out to around $7. Its a normal sized Wendy's burger but with two patties, so it should fill you up, or overstuff you. I was fucken hungry so I gobbled that fucker down.

How many pounds do you expect to gain?

I think it stated that it was a quarter lb of meat so a quarter of a pound INSTANTLY!
Title: Re: Jesus...I just got the Baconator from Wendy's
Post by: Mupepe on June 25, 2007, 03:34:20 PM
hm, I've gotten the 3/4lb cheeseburger with bacon before.  It wasn't bad.  Didn't fill me up though.
Title: Re: Jesus...I just got the Baconator from Wendy's
Post by: BlueTsunami on June 25, 2007, 03:35:13 PM
hm, I've gotten the 3/4lb cheeseburger with bacon before.  It wasn't bad.  Didn't fill me up though.

:o

Is that the like, triple patty one? I attempted that once, I don't remember what happened
Title: Re: Jesus...I just got the Baconator from Wendy's
Post by: bluemax on June 25, 2007, 03:36:01 PM
I'm not a big fan of Wendy's, their burgers have a very different taste to them. And the one near my apartment never has more than one person working the fucking register.

What is this Baconator though? Sounds similar to the BK Stacker.

It better not make me as ill as that other Burger King burger someone made a thread about awhile ago.
Title: Re: Jesus...I just got the Baconator from Wendy's
Post by: demi on June 25, 2007, 03:38:12 PM
I've never heard of the Baconator, and I eat at the Wendy's down the road a lot.
Title: Re: Jesus...I just got the Baconator from Wendy's
Post by: Saint Cornelius on June 25, 2007, 03:38:50 PM
Well bend over demi, because HERE COMES THE GRAVY PIPE
Title: Re: Jesus...I just got the Baconator from Wendy's
Post by: MrAngryFace on June 25, 2007, 03:39:03 PM
Wendys used to have the best Chipotle sauce in the fuckin world. It had kick but JUST enough to make it perfect for dipping a Jr Bacon Cheeseburger into. My god it was delicious. I miss that sauce :(
Title: Re: Jesus...I just got the Baconator from Wendy's
Post by: BlueTsunami on June 25, 2007, 03:39:06 PM
I've never heard of the Baconator, and I eat at the Wendy's down the road a lot.

I just noticed it on the menu, I believe it was a #4 or something. Its crazy, I went in thinking about getting the Bacon Classic but that big boy was chillaxin on the menu. Check out your local Wendy's!
Title: Re: Jesus...I just got the Baconator from Wendy's
Post by: Saint Cornelius on June 25, 2007, 03:40:39 PM
(http://www.wendys.com/images/product_lrg/4.png)

Quote
Six bacon slices piled high atop two1/4 lb. fresh, never frozen, burger patties. Complete with American cheese and mayonnaise dressing on our signature premium bun. Go on, obsess a little.

A perfect way to die.
Title: Re: Jesus...I just got the Baconator from Wendy's
Post by: BlueTsunami on June 25, 2007, 03:41:20 PM
SO IT WA MAYONNAISE ON THE MOFO UNF UNF UNF

I was wondering what that was. YUJMMMMMM
Title: Re: Jesus...I just got the Baconator from Wendy's
Post by: Saint Cornelius on June 25, 2007, 03:41:56 PM
Actually, that's Dave Thomas' spunk.
Title: Re: Jesus...I just got the Baconator from Wendy's
Post by: MrAngryFace on June 25, 2007, 03:42:14 PM
HALF A POUND OF MEAT?! AND BACON?!?! ON CHEESE?! AND MAYO?!?!?
Title: Re: Jesus...I just got the Baconator from Wendy's
Post by: Vizzys on June 25, 2007, 03:42:21 PM
mayonnaise   :-X
Title: Re: Jesus...I just got the Baconator from Wendy's
Post by: Saint Cornelius on June 25, 2007, 03:43:40 PM
mayonnaise   :-X


Is there ANYTHING that doesn't make your panties sink into your vagina?
Title: Re: Jesus...I just got the Baconator from Wendy's
Post by: BlueTsunami on June 25, 2007, 03:43:59 PM
Oh god, looking at whats in this thing...now I KNOW i'm fucked :-/

At least it was delicious. Now I know how smokers feel

Whats hilarious is I got a Minute Maid Lite to counter the total life deminishing properties of this cheeseburger lulz
Title: Re: Jesus...I just got the Baconator from Wendy's
Post by: Himu on June 25, 2007, 03:47:10 PM
HALF A POUND OF MEAT?! AND BACON?!?! ON CHEESE?! AND MAYO?!?!?

 :lol
Title: Re: Jesus...I just got the Baconator from Wendy's
Post by: bluemax on June 25, 2007, 03:47:29 PM
I wonder if my girlfriend would get ill watching me eat one of those...
Title: Re: Jesus...I just got the Baconator from Wendy's
Post by: Mupepe on June 25, 2007, 03:48:28 PM
hm, I've gotten the 3/4lb cheeseburger with bacon before.  It wasn't bad.  Didn't fill me up though.

:o

Is that the like, triple patty one? I attempted that once, I don't remember what happened
yeah, the triple patty one is awesome.  the only thing i get there.  their fries suck
Title: Re: Jesus...I just got the Baconator from Wendy's
Post by: CajoleJuice on June 25, 2007, 03:48:32 PM
I'M FUCKING HARD

WENDY'S OMG
Title: Re: Jesus...I just got the Baconator from Wendy's
Post by: Vizzys on June 25, 2007, 03:50:18 PM
mayonnaise   :-X


Is there ANYTHING that doesn't make your panties sink into your vagina?

what might i ask coerced you into writing this.
Title: Re: Jesus...I just got the Baconator from Wendy's
Post by: demi on June 25, 2007, 03:51:52 PM
Well bend over demi, because HERE COMES THE GRAVY PIPE

no
Title: Re: Jesus...I just got the Baconator from Wendy's
Post by: MrAngryFace on June 25, 2007, 03:52:05 PM
I dunno how people can eat burgers bigger than a double stack blech
Title: Re: Jesus...I just got the Baconator from Wendy's
Post by: Saint Cornelius on June 25, 2007, 03:55:55 PM
what might i ask coerced you into writing this.


what, you don't think you do the lions' share of bitching 'round here? everything sucks dude, like wow man
Title: Re: Jesus...I just got the Baconator from Wendy's
Post by: Vizzys on June 25, 2007, 03:59:13 PM
Like whoa, I never noticed I was so emo.

I do the most bitching here, news to meee
Title: Re: Jesus...I just got the Baconator from Wendy's
Post by: Saint Cornelius on June 25, 2007, 04:00:07 PM
Who comes into a thread about food to bitch about mayonnaise? Oh, poor Viz's makeup is running.
Title: Re: Jesus...I just got the Baconator from Wendy's
Post by: MrAngryFace on June 25, 2007, 04:01:05 PM
HEY VIZ BIG O SUX LOLOLOL



haha who am I kidding, ill probably buy it by accident
Title: Re: Jesus...I just got the Baconator from Wendy's
Post by: Vizzys on June 25, 2007, 04:02:28 PM
i think you might have taken my insult to mayonnaise too personal good sir
Title: Re: Jesus...I just got the Baconator from Wendy's
Post by: Mupepe on June 25, 2007, 04:03:19 PM
i think you might have taken my insult to mayonnaise too personal good sir
seriously.  I don't like onions.
Title: Re: Jesus...I just got the Baconator from Wendy's
Post by: Saint Cornelius on June 25, 2007, 04:05:53 PM
seriously.  I don't like onions.


but you didn't come into the thread and say "onions :-X" like a twat
Title: Re: Jesus...I just got the Baconator from Wendy's
Post by: Vizzys on June 25, 2007, 04:07:13 PM
haha
Title: Re: Jesus...I just got the Baconator from Wendy's
Post by: border on June 25, 2007, 04:12:29 PM
51 grams of fat (22g saturated fat, 2.5g trans-fat).

830 calories.

Not that that is good or anything, but I was expecting much worse numbers.

Everytime I've ordered something from Wendy's that was supposed to get their special "Premium Bun", they've given me their regular piece-of-shit bun.  For that reason alone, I will probably abstain.
Title: Re: Jesus...I just got the Baconator from Wendy's
Post by: MrAngryFace on June 25, 2007, 05:54:09 PM
Arbys cold cut sandwich on honeywheat bread is higher, which is crazy.
Title: Re: Jesus...I just got the Baconator from Wendy's
Post by: abrader on June 25, 2007, 05:57:56 PM
Is this a UK thang?

I have not seen this dish
Title: Re: Jesus...I just got the Baconator from Wendy's
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on June 25, 2007, 06:16:35 PM
I once ate a 4 patty wendys burger in 10 bites. I also managed the fries and drink. It was a bet that I won.
Title: Re: Jesus...I just got the Baconator from Wendy's
Post by: MrAngryFace on June 25, 2007, 06:27:22 PM
How do you reach your feet to chew your nails with that huge belly?
Title: Re: Jesus...I just got the Baconator from Wendy's
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on June 25, 2007, 06:28:12 PM
How do you reach your feet to chew your nails with that huge belly?

I lost 40 pounds when i lived in japan.
Title: Re: Jesus...I just got the Baconator from Wendy's
Post by: MrAngryFace on June 25, 2007, 06:31:53 PM
That's a lot of blow to have stashed in your colon.
Title: Re: Jesus...I just got the Baconator from Wendy's
Post by: AdmiralViscen on June 25, 2007, 06:54:14 PM
Ordering one tonight.
Title: Re: Jesus...I just got the Baconator from Wendy's
Post by: Oblivion on June 25, 2007, 07:57:59 PM
Looks positively deeelicious. How much does it cost?

Still, the best burger in existence is Carl's Jr.'s double 6 dollar burger.  :hyper :hyper :drool :drool
Title: Re: Jesus...I just got the Baconator from Wendy's
Post by: AdmiralViscen on June 25, 2007, 08:31:15 PM
$6.30 or something for small combo.

(http://img2.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/6235a395d0.jpg)
Title: Re: Jesus...I just got the Baconator from Wendy's
Post by: border on June 25, 2007, 08:32:24 PM
Despite being burned previously by their special burgers, I ordered one after class tonight.  And it's nothing special at all.

It could have been good if the burger was even remotely like the picture.....with it's huge, fat, crispy strips of bacon.  But no, Wendy's bacon is just a bunch of thin, flacid, greasy, floppy bacon that barely has any texture or taste (and no crunch whatsoever).  After taking a few bites I had to check to make sure I had gotten the promised 6 strips.  They were all there, but not making much of a difference.

At roughly $4.50, this thing is a pretty big waste.  It tastes almost exactly like every other Wendy's burger....the only difference I noticed was from the bun (surprisingly, I actually got the right bun this time).
Title: Re: Jesus...I just got the Baconator from Wendy's
Post by: Saint Cornelius on June 25, 2007, 08:37:35 PM
Still, the best burger in existence is Carl's Jr.'s double 6 dollar burger.  :hyper :hyper :drool :drool

YES!

wait actually no. that's the 2nd best. THIS is the best:

(http://static.px.yelp.com/bphoto/kgnoey45lJCNgxAJOnAraw/l)


oh i didn't see the "double". i ain't trying to fuck with 6$Bs too much and i shure ain't gonna make it a double, hot damn!
Title: Re: Jesus...I just got the Baconator from Wendy's
Post by: Christopher on June 25, 2007, 10:17:07 PM
:wag :wag :wag :wag :wag :wag
Title: Re: Jesus...I just got the Baconator from Wendy's
Post by: ToxicAdam on June 25, 2007, 10:40:50 PM
This thread inspired me to goto Wendy's tonight. I got to the drive-thru window and chickened out at the last minute. I had the grilled chicken combo. :(

The Baconator was too intimidating for me ... I am less of a man.  :-\
Title: Re: Jesus...I just got the Baconator from Wendy's
Post by: CajoleJuice on June 25, 2007, 10:41:18 PM
Did you come home and watch Grease for the 50th time?
Title: Re: Jesus...I just got the Baconator from Wendy's
Post by: Mupepe on June 25, 2007, 10:42:42 PM
eh, i think i'll get a chicken sandwich, just because that pic posted above doesn't look very good.  the one on the first page looks like sex though
Title: Re: Jesus...I just got the Baconator from Wendy's
Post by: ToxicAdam on June 25, 2007, 11:11:30 PM
Did you come home and watch Grease for the 50th time?

 :-*

Don't be stupid, \ou know Mondays are for America's Next Top Model repeats.

 
Title: Re: Jesus...I just got the Baconator from Wendy's
Post by: bluemax on June 25, 2007, 11:20:00 PM
Looks positively deeelicious. How much does it cost?

Still, the best burger in existence is Carl's Jr.'s double 6 dollar burger.  :hyper :hyper :drool :drool

Well the best chain burger joint burger.

Although In N Out is technically superior.
Title: Re: Jesus...I just got the Baconator from Wendy's
Post by: BlueTsunami on June 26, 2007, 08:02:33 AM
For a while, all I've eaten from fast food places are the chicken sandwiches. Burger King's Tendercrisp sandwich is absolutely fucken ORGASMIC

Sucks about yours Admiral. The one I ate was more perky and not all floppy. Thats the only thing that sucks, the quality is inconsistent and depends on the people making it for you.
Title: Re: Jesus...I just got the Baconator from Wendy's
Post by: trippingmartian on June 26, 2007, 10:43:43 AM
I guess it'd be about the same as a burger at a normal restaurant, but I'd definitely prefer the latter. Also, apparently Wendy's will keep piling on the patties for a fee.

Next time order the Spicy Chicken sandwhich. Or if you want to somewhat healthy go with the grilled.

Chicken :drool
Title: Re: Jesus...I just got the Baconator from Wendy's
Post by: Wobedraggled on June 26, 2007, 12:33:02 PM
Awesome burger, takes more time away from the end of the life cycle than a carton of smokes I bet.

Title: Re: Jesus...I just got the Baconator from Wendy's
Post by: bluemax on June 29, 2007, 02:02:04 AM
So I went to Wendy's and had one tonight. Honestly a lot tamer than I expected. I've eaten far greasier burgers (like the BK Stacker).

The Baconator isn't even the worst burger on the menu. The 3/4lber beats it in every category.
Title: Re: Jesus...I just got the Baconator from Wendy's
Post by: demi on June 29, 2007, 02:45:00 AM
They're offering the Baconator at my Wendy's now. I am too used to Jr. Bacons to care.
Title: Re: Jesus...I just got the Baconator from Wendy's
Post by: The Sceneman on June 29, 2007, 02:59:58 AM
wait, the burger is called the Baconator? Thats awesome XD
Title: Re: Jesus...I just got the Baconator from Wendy's
Post by: futami on June 29, 2007, 10:37:14 AM
Its the first time I've eaten a cheeseburger in a while. It tasted like God sawed off his penis, cooked it to perfection and fed it to me. I don't know where the bacon came from but oh god delicious.

Its a double patty cheeseburger too, soooo....

Current Life Expectancy: -2 Years

disgusting.

if it isn't a snack wrap from mcdonalds, it's this baconator from wendy's.

your diets are repulsive.
Title: Re: Jesus...I just got the Baconator from Wendy's
Post by: MrAngryFace on June 29, 2007, 10:51:30 AM
So are your pants, but I have kept out of all the threads discussing them.
Title: Re: Jesus...I just got the Baconator from Wendy's
Post by: futami on June 29, 2007, 11:26:21 AM
So are your pants, but I have kept out of all the threads discussing them.

if you knew what these pants concealed, you would think differently.
Title: Re: Jesus...I just got the Baconator from Wendy's
Post by: MrAngryFace on June 29, 2007, 11:27:21 AM
Lemme grab my microscope and ill come over and take a look.
Title: Re: Jesus...I just got the Baconator from Wendy's
Post by: Flannel Boy on July 04, 2007, 09:30:13 PM
I just had one. I think I'm going to be joining Dave Thomas if I have anymore.
Title: Re: Jesus...I just got the Baconator from Wendy's
Post by: Robo on July 04, 2007, 09:43:57 PM
I think Dave Thomas is trying to collect souls with this shit to resurrect himself.  I grabbed one for lunch at work last week and I had to cut it in half and take the rest home with me.
Title: Re: Jesus...I just got the Baconator from Wendy's
Post by: Flannel Boy on July 04, 2007, 09:45:24 PM
I think Dave Thomas is trying to collect souls with this shit to resurrect himself.  I grabbed one for lunch at work last week and I had to cut it in half and take the rest home with me.

Wow, I didn't think you were such a pussy. I won't be able to read another one of your posts ever again. FOR SHAME.
Title: Re: Jesus...I just got the Baconator from Wendy's
Post by: Robo on July 04, 2007, 09:47:19 PM
I may be a pussy, but my life expectancy isn't diminished!  If I'm gonna slowly kill myself, it's gonna be doing more reasonable things, like smoking and drinking.
Title: Re: Jesus...I just got the Baconator from Wendy's
Post by: Flannel Boy on July 04, 2007, 09:49:16 PM
I may be a pussy, but my life expectancy isn't diminished!  If I'm gonna slowly kill myself, it's gonna be doing more reasonable things, like smoking and drinking.
You're probably a lightweight too. You drink half a bottle of Miller Lite (or some other Americrap beer) and then bring the bottle back home to drink later.
Title: Re: Jesus...I just got the Baconator from Wendy's
Post by: FatalT on July 04, 2007, 09:49:22 PM
I got one of these the other night and couldn't finish it all. :(

The baconator annihilated me.
Title: Re: Jesus...I just got the Baconator from Wendy's
Post by: Flannel Boy on July 04, 2007, 09:51:27 PM
I got one of these the other night and couldn't finish it all. :(

The baconator annihilated me.
I had it with fries and and a small chili. Then I almost got a donut at the Tim Hortons. You people are weak like Ukraine. 
Title: Re: Jesus...I just got the Baconator from Wendy's
Post by: FatalT on July 04, 2007, 09:53:35 PM
I had it with fries and and a small chili. Then I almost got a donut at the Tim Hortons. You people are weak like Ukraine. 

A bit ago I stopped enjoying food. I don't really like eating anymore. Dunno why.
Title: Re: Jesus...I just got the Baconator from Wendy's
Post by: Flannel Boy on July 04, 2007, 09:54:48 PM
How dare you disgrace American hero Joey Chestnut like this?
Title: Re: Jesus...I just got the Baconator from Wendy's
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 04, 2007, 09:55:36 PM
I got one of these the other night and couldn't finish it all. :(

The baconator annihilated me.
I had it with fries and and a small chili. Then I almost got a donut at the Tim Hortons. You people are weak like Ukraine. 
:o
I thought you were trying to get fit? 
Title: Re: Jesus...I just got the Baconator from Wendy's
Post by: Flannel Boy on July 04, 2007, 10:04:39 PM
I got one of these the other night and couldn't finish it all. :(

The baconator annihilated me.
I had it with fries and and a small chili. Then I almost got a donut at the Tim Hortons. You people are weak like Ukraine. 
:o
I thought you were trying to get fit? 
First my legs quit on me, then my will power.

Why bother losing weight. I'm giving women more of me to ignore.
Title: Re: Jesus...I just got the Baconator from Wendy's
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 04, 2007, 10:21:05 PM
 :(
Title: Re: Jesus...I just got the Baconator from Wendy's
Post by: Ichirou on July 04, 2007, 10:52:51 PM
There's a Wendy's like five minutes from the new place I moved to.  I had eaten at Wendy's before only a couple of times and had never been particularly impressed, but then I got a burger a couple of days back just to see what all the hype was about (when I did the fast food restaurant poll on EB, Wendy's won EASILY) and OH GOD....SO DELICIOUS.  I might have to restrict myself to eating there only once a month or so, or I might start gaining weight.
Title: Re: Jesus...I just got the Baconator from Wendy's
Post by: bluemax on July 05, 2007, 03:42:12 PM
The Baconator is pathetic seriously.

That Burger King burger from earlier in the year did far more havok to my innards.

Nothing though compares to the Chili Burger from Famous Tommy's in Los Angeles. It tastes so good, but it burns my anus so bad.