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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Saint Cornelius on June 25, 2007, 06:40:43 PM

Title: Amazon's SUPER SAVER SHIPPING sucks the poles of small woodland creatures
Post by: Saint Cornelius on June 25, 2007, 06:40:43 PM: Motherfuck Amazon and their throttling bullshit.

I ordered a bunch of shit from Amazon last week. The iPod accessories are part of the "SUPER SUCK SAVING MY SHIT" shipping option or whatever, and then the CDs came from other locations and I had to pay S&H.

Today I get ALL of the CDs I ordered (three of them, from three different places) but my order from Amazon HASN'T EVEN SHIPPED YET!!!!!!! :punch

Remember how you used to be able to order shit from Amazon and get it in like a day or so? BEHOLD MY LIMB, AMAZON
Title: Re: Amazon's SUPER SAVER SHIPPING sucks the poles of small woodland creatures
Post by: GilloD on June 25, 2007, 06:45:03 PM: Remember in the old days when the only shipping was the one where they strapped the package to a dog and you had to put bones in your mailbox and hope it got there?
Title: Re: Amazon's SUPER SAVER SHIPPING sucks the poles of small woodland creatures
Post by: Saint Cornelius on June 25, 2007, 06:46:55 PM: Like it was yesterday.

Wait was that an age joke?
Title: Re: Amazon's SUPER SAVER SHIPPING sucks the poles of small woodland creatures
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on June 25, 2007, 07:13:23 PM: I always get my Amazon packages in 2 days; but then, I am a dues-paying Amazon Prime member of the upper crust societé digitale. Maybe you should try upgrade your shipping from "Dirty Poor Express: When you absolutely, positively, can't afford to spend anything on shipping." But will still complain about it anyway.
Title: Re: Amazon's SUPER SAVER SHIPPING sucks the poles of small woodland creatures
Post by: Saint Cornelius on June 25, 2007, 07:17:25 PM: Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on June 25, 2007, 07:13:23 PM
Maybe you should try upgrade your shipping from "Dirty Poor Express: When you absolutely, positively, can't afford to spend anything on shipping." But will still complain about it anyway.

You know, you fuckers going on and on with your "poor" bullshit sound like Hans. Just a fyi.

And I don't order enough from Amazon to warrant getting the Prime upgrade.
Title: Re: Amazon's SUPER SAVER SHIPPING sucks the poles of small woodland creatures
Post by: Mupepe on June 25, 2007, 07:27:41 PM: Quote from: Saint Cornelius on June 25, 2007, 07:17:25 PM
Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on June 25, 2007, 07:13:23 PM
Maybe you should try upgrade your shipping from "Dirty Poor Express: When you absolutely, positively, can't afford to spend anything on shipping." But will still complain about it anyway.

And I don't order enough from Amazon to warrant getting the Prime upgrade.
probably because you're poor
Title: Re: Amazon's SUPER SAVER SHIPPING sucks the poles of small woodland creatures
Post by: Vizzys on June 25, 2007, 07:29:41 PM: Saint C you should sign up for an amazon prime free trial, then you get overnight delivery for like 5$ per item. Only lasts a month I believe, and then its 60$ a year or some shit.

still worth a try
Title: Re: Amazon's SUPER SAVER SHIPPING sucks the poles of small woodland creatures
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on June 25, 2007, 08:16:10 PM: I dunno who Hans is. Is he one of the clean rich?
Title: Re: Amazon's SUPER SAVER SHIPPING sucks the poles of small woodland creatures
Post by: Saint Cornelius on June 25, 2007, 08:24:16 PM: Quote from: Rob Thomas on June 25, 2007, 07:27:41 PM
probably because you're poor

chupa mi poor huevos, buddy
Title: Re: Amazon's SUPER SAVER SHIPPING sucks the poles of small woodland creatures
Post by: Mupepe on June 25, 2007, 08:26:45 PM: Quote from: Saint Cornelius on June 25, 2007, 08:24:16 PM
Quote from: Rob Thomas on June 25, 2007, 07:27:41 PM
probably because you're poor

chupa mi poor huevos, buddy
omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg :hump
Title: Re: Amazon's SUPER SAVER SHIPPING sucks the poles of small woodland creatures
Post by: Saint Cornelius on June 26, 2007, 12:05:16 PM: Oh yay I got 1/2 of my order from Amazon this morning.

(http://i12.tinypic.com/6fjn12o.jpg)
Title: Re: Amazon's SUPER SAVER SHIPPING sucks the poles of small woodland creatures
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on June 26, 2007, 12:12:24 PM: You bought a spider-man ipod cover?
Title: Re: Amazon's SUPER SAVER SHIPPING sucks the poles of small woodland creatures
Post by: Saint Cornelius on June 26, 2007, 12:17:31 PM: Goddamn you've got to be the dumbest motherfucka ever dude.
Title: Re: Amazon's SUPER SAVER SHIPPING sucks the poles of small woodland creatures
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on June 26, 2007, 12:23:51 PM: Ohh ok, now I see.

you bought a trashy goatee and lots of hair gel.
Title: Re: Amazon's SUPER SAVER SHIPPING sucks the poles of small woodland creatures
Post by: Saint Cornelius on June 26, 2007, 12:24:48 PM: Trashy? nicca please. I bet yer girlie wishes you could grow facial hair.