THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: The Fake Shemp on June 26, 2007, 01:04:54 PM
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The good times, the bad times - the Benoit times.
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me: holy shit
me: chris benoit murdered his family
me: and then killed himself
josh: speclation
josh: speculation
josh: i'm not going to believe anything i read on the internet until the autopsies are completed and the results made public
me: but they've released a report already
josh: the autopsies haven't been completled
josh: so i refuse to believe anything until those results are made public
josh: it took me until about midnight last night for it to sink in
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:lol
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Jericho > Chris Benoit
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me: holy shit
me: chris benoit murdered his family
me: and then killed himself
josh: speclation
josh: speculation
josh: i'm not going to believe anything i read on the internet until the autopsies are completed and the results made public
me: but they've released a report already
josh: the autopsies haven't been completled
josh: so i refuse to believe anything until those results are made public
josh: it took me until about midnight last night for it to sink in
:lol :lol
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Maybe Benoit didn't get anything for Father's Day.
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He did the crippler crossface on his wife. See? In the cnn article where they disclose the information over what happened it says he strangled her.
Bret Hart > Chris Benoit
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He did the crippler crossface on his wife. See? In the cnn article where they disclose the information over what happened it says he strangled her.
Bret Hart > Chris Benoit
:lol
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Owen Hart > Chris Benoit
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conversation from last night:
*visits neogaf.com, gets 500 Internal Server Error*
Me: That stupid wrestler killed GAF!
Kohler: And his family!
Me: I only care about GAF.
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:lol
What a jerk! First he steals the lives of his family, then he steals Internet bandwidth. I hope he burns in wrestling hell!
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:lol
What a jerk! First he steals the lives of his family, then he steals Internet bandwidth. I hope he burns in wrestling hell!
i hope he gets a 500 error when trying to enter heaven
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<Chris Benoit> GOD, I AM GOING TO PILE DRIVE U IF YOU DONT LET ME IN
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Ahahaha
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<Jim_Ross> AWMAHGAWD HE BROKE HIS SON IN HALF
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chris benoit was canadian, lol.
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Chavo > Benoit
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Benoit Balls
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Benoit gave his wife the Stone Cold Stunner, then proceded to perform the Peoples Elbow on her abdomen. Meanwhile Jim Ross was having an aneursym saying "BENWAH IS THAW GREATEST WWE SUPERSTAW TO EVER GRACE THE RING!"
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:rofl @ AWMAHGAWD!
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I hate you Cajole for stealing my joke :(
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Why were you, malek, and Patel banned, but not Cheebs?
What the fuck happened in that topic. I read the last few pages you posted in, and I didn't see why you deserved it.
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I'm wondering if he had sex with his wife before or after killing her. I mean, if you are going to full on double murder-suicide crazy, why not?
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Toxic's thread equating Jeffrey Dahmer and Benoit (from the angle of apologists) was hilarious.
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I hate you Cajole for stealing my joke :(
I'm sorry. It's so good. :-[
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...Yeah, what a pos.
Celebrate him? fuck him, he's ain't shit. If his bitch cheated on him and he went roid nuts and cut her up, that's a bit understandable, not saying he should of done it. But it'd be more understandable. But to kill his kid... that's fucking insane.
I'll say it again. Fuck him. POS.
Oh, so no one has to correct me, I know he strangled his wife, suffocated his kid. :-\
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...Yeah, what a pos.
Celebrate him? fuck him, he's ain't shit. If his bitch cheated on him and he went roid nuts and cut her up, that's a bit understandable, not saying he should of done it. But it'd be more understandable. But to kill his kid... that's fucking insane.
I'll say it again. Fuck him. POS.
Oh, so no one has to correct me, I know he strangled his wife, suffocated his kid. :-\
Maybe, but he had technical ability that will never be topped and a fantastic work ethic that should be admired, adored, and duplicated.
REST IN PEACE BENOIT
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nm I'm reading the other thread now.
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I hate you Cajole for stealing my joke :(
I'm sorry. It's so good. :-[
Maybe you can re-pay me back by using your sexual charms on an moderator at GAF to get me unbanned! :-*
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I hate you Cajole for stealing my joke :(
I'm sorry. It's so good. :-[
Maybe you can re-pay me back by using your sexual charms on an moderator at GAF to get me unbanned! :-*
Well, it's not like he's busy using his sexual charms on actual women.
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I hate you Cajole for stealing my joke :(
I'm sorry. It's so good. :-[
Maybe you can re-pay me back by using your sexual charms on an moderator at GAF to get me unbanned! :-*
Well, it's not like he's busy using his sexual charms on actual women.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v219/dirk_diggler_41/pampoint1zn6.gif)
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(http://i19.tinypic.com/5xrxkcm.jpg)
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Fake? :O
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Fake? :O
nope
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*visits neogaf.com, gets 500 Internal Server Error*
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/4/4d/Obi-WanKenobi.jpg/180px-Obi-WanKenobi.jpg)
"I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened."
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Man, I'm so sick of people dying, and other people caring.
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I'm so sick of everything.
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...And on the third day, Chris Benoit awoke from his roid rage with a thunderous
(http://home.comcast.net/~drozmight/no.jpg)
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AVCABLES IS MY GOD
(http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w285/avcables/GAF/BENOIT.jpg)
(http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w285/avcables/GAF/BENOIT2.jpg)
(http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w285/avcables/GAF/BENOIT3.jpg)
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apparently i'm late to finding all of this funny. but i'm afraid find this really funny. you try to picture a wrestler strangling his wife and child, and you automatically picture him doing so with showy wrestling holds. whilst wearing tights. and preening for an imaginary crowd. and then he presumably spends the days between his murders and his suicide trying to put himself in elaborate chokeholds, before determining that it can't be done and hanging himself in despair.
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:lol @ photoshops
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apparently i'm late to finding all of this funny. but i'm afraid find this really funny. you try to picture a wrestler strangling his wife and child, and you automatically picture him doing so with showy wrestling holds. whilst wearing tights. and preening for an imaginary crowd. and then he presumably spends the days between his murders and his suicide trying to put himself in elaborate chokeholds, before determining that it can't be done and hanging himself in despair.
Chris Benoit remembered when Mick Foley fell off the Hell in a Cell with Jim Ross yelling "AWMAHGAWD HE'S DEAD!" so he tried to jump off his dog's cage to no success.
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AVCABLES IS MY GOD
(http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w285/avcables/GAF/BENOIT.jpg)
(http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w285/avcables/GAF/BENOIT2.jpg)
(http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w285/avcables/GAF/BENOIT3.jpg)
:lol :lol I hope I find reason to use these on gaf today. :-*
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:lol :lol :lol @ images
Especially Spiderman.
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AVCABLES IS MY GOD
(http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w285/avcables/GAF/BENOIT.jpg)
(http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w285/avcables/GAF/BENOIT2.jpg)
(http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w285/avcables/GAF/BENOIT3.jpg)
:lol :lol
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:lol
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Someone needs to photoshop Jim Ross into the BRB picture with his now famous saying.
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me: so what do you make o the situation now
josh: i really don't want to talk about it
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So, heres how it is jive turkeys...
Appearently Benoit DID put his son in some sort of choke hold :-/ and he killed himself by tieing one of the cablings on his workout bench around his neck and dropping around 200lbs worth of weights....wow....