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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: ananus on June 27, 2007, 11:11:15 AM

Title: someone teach me how to approach chicks itt
Post by: ananus on June 27, 2007, 11:11:15 AM
long story short, there's this chick i share some classes with who i'd like to approach. classes are supposed to end 11 am, but the teacher is finishing them earlier, which gives me an opportunity window.

back in highschool, i'd just sit in class near a chick and then grab her attention with some prank, get her to laugh or smile, and work my way from there. but now i couldn't think of anything appropriate along these lines.

i just want to break the ice, really. i have an idea or two, which i'll post later depending on the replies i get. tia
Title: Re: someone teach me how to approach chicks itt
Post by: Cheebs on June 27, 2007, 11:13:39 AM
how old are you though? Is this college or high school?
Title: Re: someone teach me how to approach chicks itt
Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on June 27, 2007, 11:15:00 AM
You:How much does a polar bear weight?
Her:I'm a girl I don't know.
You:Enough to break to the ice.

She'll be all over you after that.
Title: Re: someone teach me how to approach chicks itt
Post by: ananus on June 27, 2007, 11:15:21 AM
tis college, i'm 19 and she's one semester ahead of me.
Title: Re: someone teach me how to approach chicks itt
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 27, 2007, 11:17:12 AM
"Let's say we go home and I eat your pussy"
Title: Re: someone teach me how to approach chicks itt
Post by: MrAngryFace on June 27, 2007, 11:18:55 AM
Walk up to her after class and say:

"I was wondering if you would like to grab a bite to eat/get some coffee"

If she says no and nothing afterwards bail out. If she says no and offers to do it some other time stay the course. If you persist on a simple no you will end up with a 'pity lunch' which flat-spins into the Friend Zone.
Title: Re: someone teach me how to approach chicks itt
Post by: Robo on June 27, 2007, 11:20:41 AM
Jump out and prank her to death.  To death with a tire iron!
Title: Re: someone teach me how to approach chicks itt
Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on June 27, 2007, 11:20:48 AM
Walk up to her after class and say:

"I was wondering if you would like to grab a bite to eat/get some coffee"

If she says no and nothing afterwards bail out. If she says no and offers to do it some other time stay the course. If you persist on a simple no you will end up with a 'pity lunch' which flat-spins into the Friend Zone.

WTF don't give good advice.
Title: Re: someone teach me how to approach chicks itt
Post by: futami on June 27, 2007, 11:39:51 AM
er, i wouldn't ask her out for coffee or a bite to eat.

too forward.

tell your friends are throwing a party, asking her if she and her girls want to come.

but don't make it seem as if you're asking her to come for the sole purpose of seeing you.

tell her that you guys are trying to get as many girls there as possible, adding that you don't want to be around a ton of dudes.

even if she responds in the negative, she'll figure you're someone cool, a guy who throws parties and probably scores a lot.

Title: Re: someone teach me how to approach chicks itt
Post by: Tauntaun on June 27, 2007, 11:47:51 AM
here's a foolproof plan:

1. Ask her if she'd like to go out sometime.  If she says yes, great, if no see Step 2.
2. Punch her in the eye. Repeat Step 1.  If this is the second time using Step 2 see Step 3.
3. Destroy her baby maker with the "FIST OF FURY" then pee on her and walk out of the classroom laughing.

:punch
Title: Re: someone teach me how to approach chicks itt
Post by: ananus on June 27, 2007, 12:07:25 PM
i don't think asking for lunch would work. not just because it's too straightfoward, but a friend of mine told me he had seen her on the university restaurant with 2 friends, and i doubt she'd go with me instead of going with them.

as for telling her about a party, i don't think it's a good idea either. my friends ain't throwing no partie. also, it isn't an everyday solution.

junpei's suggestion is definitely something i could say, but it's gimmicky.

the other suggestions are appreciated, but not helpful. :maf
Title: Re: someone teach me how to approach chicks itt
Post by: Robo on June 27, 2007, 12:12:56 PM
My suggestion is good.  I mean, what's not to understand?!  She's a Stiffly Stifferson... so you stick it to 'er! Whammy!! Whammy, wowee, zowee!  You just been pranked!
Title: Re: someone teach me how to approach chicks itt
Post by: AdmiralViscen on June 27, 2007, 12:13:20 PM
er, i wouldn't ask her out for coffee or a bite to eat.

too forward.

tell your friends are throwing a party, asking her if she and her girls want to come.

but don't make it seem as if you're asking her to come for the sole purpose of seeing you.

tell her that you guys are trying to get as many girls there as possible, adding that you don't want to be around a ton of dudes.

even if she responds in the negative, she'll figure you're someone cool, a guy who throws parties and probably scores a lot.



Yea, it's too weird to ask her out to eat before you've ever spoken.

I met my girlfriend on campus. I'd seen her a few times, but we had no classes in common or anything (and I had a girlfriend already) so there wasn't much I could do to talk to her. A week after I dumped my g/f, I saw the girl (my current g/f) sitting with someone I sorta knew, so I took the opportunity to sit down and talk to her. Then when I saw her the next day, I asked her out to lunch.

Find some entry point, whether it's a party, sharing notes, studying together, looking out for her sitting with someone you know, something to start off with. If you ask her out to eat when you've never heard her voice it's obvious what you're basing it on.

Unless it's a class with debate going on, and she talks? Then lunch could be about what she has to say. Or you could get involved in a debate she's in and then tell her you'd like to talk more after class is over. I dunno if your school has cool shit like that going on.
Title: Re: someone teach me how to approach chicks itt
Post by: Saint Cornelius on June 27, 2007, 12:14:21 PM
Hit that bitch with a club and drag her back to your cave.
Title: Re: someone teach me how to approach chicks itt
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 27, 2007, 12:44:04 PM
say "LET US BREED" then grab her hips and say "YES THIS WILL BE A FITTING WOMB FOR MY SONS" and then penetrate her in the fashion of Genghis Khan, face down in the dirt. she will thank you when she gives birth to the DREAD PRINCE-KING OF ANANUSISTAN and he, along with his 23 cruel brothers who are known as THE DREAD HOUNDS OF EVILBORE, begin their thousand-year reign of terror over  what was once called America.
Title: Re: someone teach me how to approach chicks itt
Post by: MrAngryFace on June 27, 2007, 12:49:14 PM
Getting to know them before expressing your true intent is a quick path down the friend zone.
Title: Re: someone teach me how to approach chicks itt
Post by: AdmiralViscen on June 27, 2007, 12:50:33 PM
Getting to know them before expressing your true intent is a quick path down the friend zone.

Are you talking to me? Having some kind of contact or knowledge of each other before trying to get her to sit with you for 45 minutes isn't exactly going too far.

I've been dating my girlfriend for 2.5 years, it seems to have worked.
Title: Re: someone teach me how to approach chicks itt
Post by: CajoleJuice on June 27, 2007, 12:57:04 PM
Come observe me and do the complete fucking opposite. God fucking damn it.
Title: Re: someone teach me how to approach chicks itt
Post by: Robo on June 27, 2007, 01:03:03 PM
(http://robojimbo.googlepages.com/chloroform.jpg)
Title: Re: someone teach me how to approach chicks itt
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 27, 2007, 02:07:34 PM
 :lol :lol
Title: Re: someone teach me how to approach chicks itt
Post by: brawndolicious on June 27, 2007, 03:32:57 PM
I really hate these types of threads so I'll just suggest you say hello.

if you say hello, then you'll have to have a conversation ASSUMING that you can say hello and that's what you want.
Title: Re: someone teach me how to approach chicks itt
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 27, 2007, 03:34:19 PM
Unless you look like am nintenho, then do not approach or say HELLO but wait until your rich and then women will overlook your general creepiness.
Title: Re: someone teach me how to approach chicks itt
Post by: CajoleJuice on June 27, 2007, 03:35:18 PM
Can someone shoot me in the face please?
Title: Re: someone teach me how to approach chicks itt
Post by: bud on June 27, 2007, 03:35:45 PM
(http://i208.photobucket.com/albums/bb219/CajoleJuice/balechainsawavatar.jpg)
Title: Re: someone teach me how to approach chicks itt
Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on June 27, 2007, 03:36:55 PM
Can someone shoot me in the face please?

Do you have a picture of your self?
Title: Re: someone teach me how to approach chicks itt
Post by: AdmiralViscen on June 27, 2007, 03:38:37 PM
CajoleJuice, do you need help?
Title: Re: someone teach me how to approach chicks itt
Post by: MrAngryFace on June 27, 2007, 03:39:27 PM
[youtube=425,350]2roY6G8LbPg[/youtube]

lol AP
Title: Re: someone teach me how to approach chicks itt
Post by: demi on June 27, 2007, 03:43:51 PM
She is not worth the hassle, why can't you settle for a nice bear?
Title: Re: someone teach me how to approach chicks itt
Post by: BobbyRobby on June 27, 2007, 03:48:42 PM
I don't even try to pick up girls in class.  I can't do small talk.  If I see a girl I remember from class outside of class, like at a party or a bar, I'll use the fact we were in class as a excuse to talk to them, but that's it.

I like futami's advice best, but you have to present yourself a certain way to pull it off.  If you want to ask her out to lunch, get to know her in class beforehand.
Title: Re: someone teach me how to approach chicks itt
Post by: brawndolicious on June 27, 2007, 03:50:55 PM
you also have to throw a party.

did he even go to college?
Title: Re: someone teach me how to approach chicks itt
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 27, 2007, 03:53:12 PM
Are you suggesting that my suggestion doesn't work?!?!?! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1XOfHax6Q8)




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Title: Re: someone teach me how to approach chicks itt
Post by: CajoleJuice on June 27, 2007, 04:02:22 PM
[youtube=425,350]2roY6G8LbPg[/youtube]

lol AP

:rofl

 :-X
Title: Re: someone teach me how to approach chicks itt
Post by: AdmiralViscen on June 27, 2007, 04:02:52 PM
I don't even try to pick up girls in class.  I can't do small talk.  If I see a girl I remember from class outside of class, like at a party or a bar, I'll use the fact we were in class as a excuse to talk to them, but that's it.

I like futami's advice best, but you have to present yourself a certain way to pull it off.  If you want to ask her out to lunch, get to know her in class beforehand.

Word. Though that was my advice.
Title: Re: someone teach me how to approach chicks itt
Post by: BobbyRobby on June 27, 2007, 04:11:52 PM
I don't even try to pick up girls in class.  I can't do small talk.  If I see a girl I remember from class outside of class, like at a party or a bar, I'll use the fact we were in class as a excuse to talk to them, but that's it.

I like futami's advice best, but you have to present yourself a certain way to pull it off.  If you want to ask her out to lunch, get to know her in class beforehand.

Word. Though that was my advice.

 :lol

It totally was.  can't believe i missed that
Title: Re: someone teach me how to approach chicks itt
Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on June 27, 2007, 04:14:27 PM
Come on Cajole I'll hook you up over craigslist.

CRAIGSLIST.
Title: Re: someone teach me how to approach chicks itt
Post by: CajoleJuice on June 27, 2007, 04:15:13 PM
No. Fuck no.

I don't have a recent photo (without the beard) anyhow.
Title: Re: someone teach me how to approach chicks itt
Post by: Mupepe on June 27, 2007, 04:52:35 PM
No. Fuck no.

I don't have a recent photo (without the beard) anyhow.

babysitting   :(    TEXT MESSAGE ME MY AIM IS BEING GAY AND WON'T LOG ON
Title: Re: someone teach me how to approach chicks itt
Post by: ananus on June 28, 2007, 06:08:54 AM
there aren't class debates here, and even if there were i doubt her or even i would participate. the same friend who told me about her lunch routine offered to set us up, but i don't like that kinda thing and i doubt he'd do a good job anyway. he does get more than me tho.

i'm not against the idea of walking up to her and saying hello. but it feels unnatural to me. i'll probably end up doing it if there's nothing left to do. i still won't like it tho ;/

as for asking her out so soon, i'm not completely opposed to the idea, but it depends on how she reacts in our first conversation and if i think can improve it or not on the ones that may follow. still, i doubt having that as the first thing said to her would do me any good.
Title: Re: someone teach me how to approach chicks itt
Post by: abrader on June 28, 2007, 09:23:38 AM
There are so many variables involved that need to be known to design the best strategy.....

Are you sexxy to the ladies and you know it? Bold cocky? Shy introverted?

Have no fear - no matter what type you are there is a way!

Tell us a little about yourself, and Ill help you SET UP THE BOMB
Title: Re: someone teach me how to approach chicks itt
Post by: Yeti on June 28, 2007, 11:53:31 AM
Just be like "Hey, I'm having trouble understanding some of the stuff we've gone over in class this week. You seem to know what you're doing, would you mind helping me out? I'll even buy you lunch."

a quick question though, does she even know you exist, or is this one of those things where you pine away from her from afar?
Title: Re: someone teach me how to approach chicks itt
Post by: ananus on June 28, 2007, 09:34:06 PM
i wasn't pining her from afar or whatever. i saw her alone on the corridors a couple of times after class, she was smiling and i thought i'd do something about it, but i ended up ckickening out both times.

i guess i'll just man up and try "hello". dammit.