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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: TVC15 on June 27, 2007, 01:44:20 PM

Title: I've made a huge mistake
Post by: TVC15 on June 27, 2007, 01:44:20 PM: (http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/8777/busterclawsavegobum1.jpg)

I guess this story starts like. . .two weeks ago. I forget the details because my Hetfield-esque alcoholism only allows me to recall things that have happened in the past several hours. Long story short, it was somewhat late on a Friday night, I stopped in at my local Gamestop to purchase something that I probably haven't played since or possibly haven't even unwrapped, and in the mad rush to avoid pitches for preorders and magazines and preowned games, I gave away the one precious thing that our god Jesus only gives you once: my gamertag.

Now, it's not like I gave it to some random Gamestop employee. I'm a regular at this store and I frequently waste money there. Professor Prole frequently curses in front of young children (and their parents) in that very store. I usually end up there a few times a week. The employee I gave it to was probably the nicest one at the store. He was decidedly un-Willco and seemed to roughly share gaming tastes with me. At the time, it didn't seem like a big deal to give him my Gamertag. . .I mean, after all, I have like 60 GAF people on my list that are basically anonymous to me.

I turned on my 360 for the first time since that episode last night. It was a distant memory if I could even willfully recall it. Then I saw the invite. And the Gamertag attached to it. . .

:'( TifaRulesX

(Note that the X there is actually a year. I have replaced it to protect the innocent).

I sat back and thought of the repurcussions of my mistake. His gamer score was much much higher than mine. Higher than demi's, even. Him knowing my score, comparing it to his, and him knowing how much more shit I purchase than him, would this open me up for ribbing at the store? Have I in effect forcibly exiled myself from my local Gameplop? Can I face this sales associate now that he knows that my epenis barely qualifies as a clitoris? Will he even let me buy anything else? Oh fuck, what if he tries to message me? FUCK FUCK FUCK

So basically I didn't sleep last night. Just cold sweat and fear, for hours.

:-\
Title: Re: I've made a huge mistake
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 27, 2007, 01:46:49 PM: BEES?
Title: Re: I've made a huge mistake
Post by: bud on June 27, 2007, 01:48:29 PM: E-MICROPENISTON
Title: Re: I've made a huge mistake
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 27, 2007, 02:06:38 PM: Hey, I'm awesome - don't make digs at me.

I hate people who ask me for my Gamertag. No, you crazy fuck - I don't want to play Shadowrun with you!
Title: Re: I've made a huge mistake
Post by: Robo on June 27, 2007, 02:07:59 PM: Play Shadowrun with me. :-*
Title: Re: I've made a huge mistake
Post by: bud on June 27, 2007, 02:08:42 PM: Quote from: Willco on June 27, 2007, 02:06:38 PM
Hey, I'm awesome - don't make digs at me.

I hate people who ask me for my Gamertag. No, you crazy fuck - I don't want to play Shadowrun with you!

you bought shadowrun at $60? :'(
Title: Re: I've made a huge mistake
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 27, 2007, 02:09:32 PM: Shadowrun is a horrible game.
Title: Re: I've made a huge mistake
Post by: hyp on June 27, 2007, 02:09:40 PM: here's a solution: shop online.
Title: Re: I've made a huge mistake
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 27, 2007, 02:11:02 PM: Quote from: bud on June 27, 2007, 02:08:42 PM
Quote from: Willco on June 27, 2007, 02:06:38 PM
Hey, I'm awesome - don't make digs at me.

I hate people who ask me for my Gamertag. No, you crazy fuck - I don't want to play Shadowrun with you!

you bought shadowrun at $60? :'(

Of course not. I waited 'till someone traded it in, got 25% of the used price and then paid the rest with store credit.
Title: Re: I've made a huge mistake
Post by: TVC15 on June 27, 2007, 02:12:20 PM: I am sorry Willco, TifaRulesX is so much cooler than you. No argument, really.
Title: Re: I've made a huge mistake
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 27, 2007, 02:12:47 PM: You lie, you whore of Babylon.
Title: Re: I've made a huge mistake
Post by: TVC15 on June 27, 2007, 02:15:10 PM: Quote from: Willco on June 27, 2007, 02:12:47 PM
You lie, you whore of Babylon.

His game score is buku. It even makes demi's look like the mohel cut a bit too much off.
Title: Re: I've made a huge mistake
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 27, 2007, 02:17:54 PM: If Gamerscores suddenly make you cool, then yes, I guess if he plays hundreds of awful games while shutting himself inside his smelly, geeky room for hours to unlock achievements makes this dude cooler than me.

Now excuse me, I'm going to go outside and be social!
Title: Re: I've made a huge mistake
Post by: demi on June 27, 2007, 02:18:27 PM: Fake gamertag.

http://profile.mygamercard.net/tifarulesx

http://live.xbox.com/member/tifarulesx
Title: Re: I've made a huge mistake
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 27, 2007, 02:19:13 PM: Quote from: demi on June 27, 2007, 02:18:27 PM
Fake gamertag.

http://profile.mygamercard.net/tifarulesx

http://live.xbox.com/member/tifarulesx

He said he changed the year to a X so it's like tifarules1998
Title: Re: I've made a huge mistake
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 27, 2007, 02:19:38 PM: Quote from: demi on June 27, 2007, 02:18:27 PM
Fake gamertag.

http://profile.mygamercard.net/tifarulesx

http://live.xbox.com/member/tifarulesx

(Note that the X there is actually a year. I have replaced it to protect the innocent).
Title: Re: I've made a huge mistake
Post by: demi on June 27, 2007, 02:20:00 PM: Oh, well then post the GT, I will beat his Gamerscore.
Title: Re: I've made a huge mistake
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 27, 2007, 02:20:15 PM: demi is going to spend day putting in every conceivable year to find this guy that bests him in achievements.
Title: Re: I've made a huge mistake
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 27, 2007, 03:48:01 PM: I've met the guy. He seems to be better at games than demi.
Title: Re: I've made a huge mistake
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 27, 2007, 03:52:22 PM: whiteman do you have CE? add me if so!? Father_mike
Title: Re: I've made a huge mistake
Post by: TVC15 on June 27, 2007, 04:06:36 PM: CE?

Also, demi, he lisps less than you.
Title: Re: I've made a huge mistake
Post by: CajoleJuice on June 27, 2007, 04:08:50 PM: Quote from: Professor Prole on June 27, 2007, 03:48:01 PM
I've met the guy. He seems to be better at games than demi.

demi is like Russia in WWII...no skill, but he just grinds with tenaciousness.
Title: Re: I've made a huge mistake
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 27, 2007, 04:17:23 PM: Quote from: TVC 15 on June 27, 2007, 04:06:36 PM
CE?

Also, demi, he lisps less than you.

pacman ce.