THE BORE

General => Video Game Bored => Topic started by: The Fake Shemp on June 27, 2007, 05:42:47 PM

Title: Mario Party is a masturbation simulator
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 27, 2007, 05:42:47 PM: There is a mini-game, I shit you not, where you have to make a motion with the Wii-mote as if you were jerkin' it to Monica Bellucci. The in-game characters are all shaking soda bottles, so the person that jerks it the fastest wins, as the liquid sprays into the air. The person whose liquid squirts up the farthest wins.

Who the fuck thought this was a good idea?

Also, no surprise, but Homemade Milk beat me in a landslide.
Title: Re: Mario Party is a masturbation simulator
Post by: jiji on June 27, 2007, 05:54:36 PM: (http://futurenet.vo.llnwd.net/o2/gamesradar/photos/marioparty8/Shakeit.jpg)

Man. No words.
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Post by: hyp on June 27, 2007, 06:00:31 PM: this is a good mini-game to find a potential girlfriend. (boyfriend if you swing that way)
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 27, 2007, 06:11:23 PM: Yeah we played this the other day and I won pretty easily
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Post by: Robo on June 27, 2007, 06:13:39 PM: TEST YOUR MIGHT
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Post by: Himu on June 27, 2007, 06:14:19 PM: :lol :lol :lol
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 27, 2007, 06:14:38 PM: [youtube=425,350]U8x4Px3OwPo[/youtube]

Footage of it in action! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8x4Px3OwPo)
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Post by: Himu on June 27, 2007, 06:17:13 PM: :rofl
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 27, 2007, 06:41:31 PM: peach has that good rhythm going.
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Post by: Beezy on June 27, 2007, 10:27:59 PM: :lol :lol :lol
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Post by: Yeti on June 28, 2007, 01:52:40 AM: no surprise Peach and Toadette didn't do very well. :lol
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Post by: MrAngryFace on June 28, 2007, 01:44:46 PM: thats hilarious
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Post by: The Sceneman on June 28, 2007, 04:24:08 PM: Im going to buy this game now
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Post by: hyp on June 28, 2007, 07:22:52 PM: my wife beat me at this mini game last night. i was a proud, proud man. ;)
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Post by: AdmiralViscen on June 30, 2007, 06:28:06 PM: Is this game fun for a group of friends or not? My friend (non-Wii owner) has been nagging me to buy it. Is it good with 4 people? Better or worse than 6/7?
Title: Re: Mario Party is a masturbation simulator
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 30, 2007, 06:46:30 PM: I think with four folks, Mario Party is pretty fun, actually. You could do a lot worse.
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Post by: AdmiralViscen on June 30, 2007, 06:48:28 PM: Wiimote is implemented well enough?

I just realized that swapping off controllers wouldn't work during minigames, so I'd need to buy two more... fuck it.
Title: Re: Mario Party is a masturbation simulator
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 30, 2007, 06:50:56 PM: The Wii-mote lends itself to party mini-games pretty well. That pretty much seems to be its sole function at this point.