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General => Video Game Bored => Topic started by: abrader on July 13, 2007, 06:38:30 PM

Title: fictional Nintendo slogans
Post by: abrader on July 13, 2007, 06:38:30 PM
Ill kick it off....

Nintendo: The graphics of next generation are the smiling faces of your friends having fun together - Wii and you.

Title: Re: fictional Nintendo slogans
Post by: Flannel Boy on July 13, 2007, 06:52:53 PM
Quote from: abrader on July 13, 2007, 06:38:30 PM
Ill kick it off....

Nintendo: The graphics of last generation are two gamecubes duck-tapped together - Wii and you.


Ninntendo: wii used to make videogames...
Title: Re: fictional Nintendo slogans
Post by: Van Cruncheon on July 13, 2007, 07:36:08 PM
Nintendo: because growing up is for adults
Title: Re: fictional Nintendo slogans
Post by: BlueTsunami on July 13, 2007, 07:37:39 PM
Nintendo: Helping you cope with an abusive childhood
Title: Re: fictional Nintendo slogans
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on July 13, 2007, 08:48:07 PM
Sony makes games, but Nintendon't
You can't play games on Nintendo
Title: Re: fictional Nintendo slogans
Post by: Himu on July 13, 2007, 09:10:27 PM
lmao Patel

Title: Re: fictional Nintendo slogans
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on July 13, 2007, 09:13:43 PM
Nin-ten-do
It's for breakfast now
Nin-ten-do
Breakfast is also not a game
Title: Re: fictional Nintendo slogans
Post by: Yeti on July 13, 2007, 09:18:26 PM
Wii Fit: This is what happens when our big franchises come out so early in the console's life cycle.
Title: Re: fictional Nintendo slogans
Post by: Van Cruncheon on July 13, 2007, 09:38:02 PM
nintendo: cater ye too long to the manchildren, and the manchildren cater also to thee
Title: Re: fictional Nintendo slogans
Post by: Fragamemnon on July 14, 2007, 12:52:17 AM
nintendo: you loved poop in a box as a kid, now you can love it all over again just as you remember it.
Title: Re: fictional Nintendo slogans
Post by: Human Snorenado on July 14, 2007, 01:56:24 AM
Nintendo:  You'll pretty much buy whatever we make, so why should we try?