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General => Dysfunctional Hall of Fame => Topic started by: brawndolicious on November 13, 2006, 01:17:08 AM

Title: I'm cutting through all the bullshit...who here wants to fuck?
Post by: brawndolicious on November 13, 2006, 01:17:08 AM
Seriously, all this simping bullshit has got to stop. I'm going to ask flat out, who wants to fuck? We'd probably do it in a hotel, somewhere classy. Or in the back of my 97 Grand AM GT. However you want it you can get it. But nothing below a 7 I'm single, not desperate.

For reference here is what I look like:

With hat:
(http://photos-141.ak.facebook.com/ip002/v50/220/22/40011463/n40011463_30853141_4723.jpg)

Without hat:
(http://photos-658.ak.facebook.com/ip002/v49/220/22/40011463/n40011463_30869658_2674.jpg)

I have clear skin, so you can tell I am free of diseases. Women, feel free to hit me up.

So yeah, lets have at it, shall we?
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http://community.allhiphop.com/showthread.php?t=321642
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Title: Re: I'm cutting through all the bullshit...who here wants to fuck?
Post by: BlueTsunami on November 13, 2006, 01:21:33 AM
The fuck is this?!

FUCK!
Title: Re: I'm cutting through all the bullshit...who here wants to fuck?
Post by: brawndolicious on November 13, 2006, 01:21:46 AM
IT WAS THE BLACK STALLIONS!  HE POSTED IT ON IRC!
Title: Re: I'm cutting through all the bullshit...who here wants to fuck?
Post by: etiolate on November 13, 2006, 01:22:07 AM
pastel graffiti
Title: Re: I'm cutting through all the bullshit...who here wants to fuck?
Post by: cloudwalking on November 13, 2006, 01:22:36 AM
Yeah, TBS posted it and I guess that other board removed his thread.

:tbslol
Title: Re: I'm cutting through all the bullshit...who here wants to fuck?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 13, 2006, 01:22:45 AM
 :lol

Stallion gets his ass handed to him all the time over there. I need to find that ether thread
Title: Re: I'm cutting through all the bullshit...who here wants to fuck?
Post by: BlueTsunami on November 13, 2006, 01:23:12 AM
Oh ok, I was about to say...nintenho is TBS

;_;

But yeah...Black Stallion, dryer than Paris's vag in a Arizona heat wave
Title: Re: I'm cutting through all the bullshit...who here wants to fuck?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 13, 2006, 01:24:05 AM
Here it is:
http://community.allhiphop.com/showthread.php?t=279282

 :lol :lol :lol
Still cracks me up
Title: Re: I'm cutting through all the bullshit...who here wants to fuck?
Post by: brawndolicious on November 13, 2006, 01:25:53 AM
Is TBS banned here?  He's going to put the thread up again.
Oh ok, I was about to say...nintenho is TBS
;_;
But yeah...Black Stallion, dryer than Paris's vag in a Arizona heat wave
I'm not TBS dude.  I have child pictures.

http://community.allhiphop.com/showthread.php?t=321645
Title: Re: I'm cutting through all the bullshit...who here wants to fuck?
Post by: TVC15 on November 13, 2006, 01:26:20 AM
(http://photos-658.ak.facebook.com/ip002/v49/220/22/40011463/n40011463_30869658_2674.jpg)

I seriously thought he had some sort of ponytail in this one, but it's just the hair of the chick behind him.  Also, the thread title is a sucky imitation of my classic "So which of you assholes is going to fuck me?" thread.  Also, the ponytail thing would've helped explain why TBS is apparently into transvestites now.
Title: Re: I'm cutting through all the bullshit...who here wants to fuck?
Post by: Vizzys on November 13, 2006, 01:28:04 AM
:lol Awesome thread.
Title: Re: I'm cutting through all the bullshit...who here wants to fuck?
Post by: brawndolicious on November 13, 2006, 01:28:12 AM
I'm wondering if he was serious though.
Title: Re: I'm cutting through all the bullshit...who here wants to fuck?
Post by: BlueTsunami on November 13, 2006, 01:29:35 AM
Quote from: In TBS's Sig
After you do that, join the official Ken Steele Fan Club™ to be a member of the strongest clique in the e-streets!

:lol

Fucker is trying to bring the hood to the internet, freakin hilarious
Title: Re: I'm cutting through all the bullshit...who here wants to fuck?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 13, 2006, 01:33:52 AM
Quote from: In TBS's Sig
After you do that, join the official Ken Steele Fan Club™ to be a member of the strongest clique in the e-streets!

:lol

Fucker is trying to bring the hood to the internet, freakin hilarious
:lol
Title: Re: I'm cutting through all the bullshit...who here wants to fuck?
Post by: TVC15 on November 13, 2006, 01:43:07 AM
I'm telling you, that girl that gave him a "booty call" the other night looked like motherfuckin' EGON.

Those midwestern thugs LOVE their cheeseburgers, don't they?
Title: Re: I'm cutting through all the bullshit...who here wants to fuck?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 13, 2006, 01:45:03 AM
I'm telling you, that girl that gave him a "booty call" the other night looked like motherfuckin' EGON.

Those midwestern thugs LOVE their cheeseburgers, don't they?

PICS, or link, whatever  :lol

Title: Re: I'm cutting through all the bullshit...who here wants to fuck?
Post by: brawndolicious on November 13, 2006, 01:46:57 AM
She looked pretty manly.  I remember.  He linked to a facebook profile.  I still feel sorry for the ownage that night.
Title: Re: I'm cutting through all the bullshit...who here wants to fuck?
Post by: TVC15 on November 13, 2006, 01:50:47 AM
Actually, Egon was pushing it.  It looked like John Carmack in a wig.
Title: Re: I'm cutting through all the bullshit...who here wants to fuck?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 13, 2006, 01:51:13 AM
LINK ME BITCHES
Title: Re: I'm cutting through all the bullshit...who here wants to fuck?
Post by: TVC15 on November 13, 2006, 01:56:09 AM
LINK ME BITCHES

It's not in my cache anymore.  "She" looked pretty much just like this:

(http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/b/b8/180px-John_carmack.jpg)

with more acne.
Title: Re: I'm cutting through all the bullshit...who here wants to fuck?
Post by: Vizzys on November 13, 2006, 01:57:55 AM
John Carmack!?
Title: Re: I'm cutting through all the bullshit...who here wants to fuck?
Post by: Vizzys on November 13, 2006, 02:07:24 AM
(http://photos-760.ak.facebook.com/ip002/v48/182/83/40011801/n40011801_30805760_4906.jpg)
(http://photos-767.ak.facebook.com/ip002/v48/182/83/40011801/n40011801_30805767_8823.jpg)
Title: Re: I'm cutting through all the bullshit...who here wants to fuck?
Post by: TVC15 on November 13, 2006, 02:10:16 AM
See?  Was I lying?
Title: Re: I'm cutting through all the bullshit...who here wants to fuck?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 13, 2006, 02:10:24 AM
WTF YOU LIE :lol

You lost TBS, you lost

Title: Re: I'm cutting through all the bullshit...who here wants to fuck?
Post by: The Black Stallion on November 13, 2006, 02:22:58 AM
WTF YOU LIE :lol

You lost TBS, you lost



You bet I did. The whole time I had to remind her not to kiss me. Shit, afterwards I sat on the corner of the bed with my face burried in my hands wondering "What the fuck did I just do?"

In her Canadian accent she asked me "Whaats wrong? You're looking sad, what's that aboot?"

God I hate that so much.

And then I said, I had a headache and I left. At least she cared. My last girlfriend would have jumped to conclusions and start getting all pissy at me or something. Gah. I think I'm fucking this other nerd chick we used to make fun of back in HS next week. It's like shooting fish in a barrel. Where did I go wrong, bro? Where did I go wrong?
Title: Re: I'm cutting through all the bullshit...who here wants to fuck?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 13, 2006, 02:25:17 AM
WTF YOU LIE :lol

You lost TBS, you lost



You bet I did. The whole time I had to remind her not to kiss me. Shit, afterwards I sat on the corner of the bed with my face burried in my hands wondering "What the fuck did I just do?"

In her Canadian accent she asked me "Whaats wrong? You're looking sad, what's that aboot?"

God I hate that so much.

And then I said, I had a headache and I left. At least she cared. My last girlfriend would have jumped to conclusions and start getting all pissy at me or something. Gah. I think I'm fucking this other nerd chick we used to make fun of back in HS next week. It's like shooting fish in a barrel. Where did I go wrong, bro? Where did I go wrong?

Oh shit, I didn't expect you to see that :lol

You party a lot, and you obviously have a cool personality...which makes me wonder why you go after these kinds of chicks.
Title: Re: I'm cutting through all the bullshit...who here wants to fuck?
Post by: brawndolicious on November 13, 2006, 02:28:33 AM
What in the fucking hell just happened?
Title: Re: I'm cutting through all the bullshit...who here wants to fuck?
Post by: The Black Stallion on November 13, 2006, 02:31:35 AM
WTF YOU LIE :lol

You lost TBS, you lost



You bet I did. The whole time I had to remind her not to kiss me. Shit, afterwards I sat on the corner of the bed with my face burried in my hands wondering "What the fuck did I just do?"

In her Canadian accent she asked me "Whaats wrong? You're looking sad, what's that aboot?"

God I hate that so much.

And then I said, I had a headache and I left. At least she cared. My last girlfriend would have jumped to conclusions and start getting all pissy at me or something. Gah. I think I'm fucking this other nerd chick we used to make fun of back in HS next week. It's like shooting fish in a barrel. Where did I go wrong, bro? Where did I go wrong?

Oh shit, I didn't expect you to see that :lol

You party a lot, and you obviously have a cool personality...which makes me wonder why you go after these kinds of chicks.

Um...

I don't go after them. I make out with and flirt with a LOT of girls. Most of which are pretty hot, or at least they're hot in club. No joke. The only ones that seem eager to call back are the ones that I DON'T want to call back. Like this one happened holoween night. I was drunk and I was spitting all kinds of game at Taco Bell. Well... I got a lot of numbers from that night and I just started calling random ones. One girl was glad I called, and I asked her what her name was, facebooked her and thought "eh, fuck it" so I took one up on her offer.

And my last girlfriend... I dunno... I can't get over her, but she sure as hell got over me QUICK! She HATES me... never returns my calls, and when she does, it's always bitching. We went out on a date to see borat and she did nothing but bitch about my driving and my manners the whole time.

Oh, and my personality is great for MEETING women, but keeping them around... shit. I always tell them "Baby, I'm a narcissist... so don't be alarmed if I seem a little self centred and cold hearted at times.."

Two weeks later they're asking if I have a heart and if I care about anything but myself.

FUCK NO BITCH! IT'S A FUCKING CONDITION! OKAY!?
Title: Re: I'm cutting through all the bullshit...who here wants to fuck?
Post by: CajoleJuice on November 13, 2006, 02:31:46 AM
WTF YOU LIE :lol

You lost TBS, you lost



You bet I did. The whole time I had to remind her not to kiss me. Shit, afterwards I sat on the corner of the bed with my face burried in my hands wondering "What the fuck did I just do?"

In her Canadian accent she asked me "Whaats wrong? You're looking sad, what's that aboot?"

God I hate that so much.

And then I said, I had a headache and I left. At least she cared. My last girlfriend would have jumped to conclusions and start getting all pissy at me or something. Gah. I think I'm fucking this other nerd chick we used to make fun of back in HS next week. It's like shooting fish in a barrel. Where did I go wrong, bro? Where did I go wrong?

Oh shit, I didn't expect you to see that :lol

You party a lot, and you obviously have a cool personality...which makes me wonder why you go after these kinds of chicks.

I've seen worse disasters.
Title: Re: I'm cutting through all the bullshit...who here wants to fuck?
Post by: TVC15 on November 13, 2006, 02:31:52 AM
Fantastic, TBS is back.  This forum is officially a cesspool.  We have the two worst offenders from the virgin squad, PD and FoC, and now the lifelong president, TBS, is back.
Title: Re: I'm cutting through all the bullshit...who here wants to fuck?
Post by: CajoleJuice on November 13, 2006, 02:34:27 AM
Fantastic, TBS is back.  This forum is officially a cesspool.  We have the two worst offenders from the virgin squad, PD and FoC, and now the lifelong president, TBS, is back.
But the Firefly episode I just watched tonight said that being a virgin is nothing to be ashamed of.  :(

spoiler (click to show/hide)
But then the hot companion chick had sex with the guy.  :'(
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Title: Re: I'm cutting through all the bullshit...who here wants to fuck?
Post by: The Black Stallion on November 13, 2006, 02:35:12 AM
Fantastic, TBS is back.  This forum is officially a cesspool.  We have the two worst offenders from the virgin squad, PD and FoC, and now the lifelong president, TBS, is back.

I'm not back it's just that I felt the need to explain myself. This forum blows balls.
Title: Re: I'm cutting through all the bullshit...who here wants to fuck?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 13, 2006, 02:35:35 AM
Fantastic, TBS is back.  This forum is officially a cesspool.  We have the two worst offenders from the virgin squad, PD and FoC, and now the lifelong president, TBS, is back.

Looks like a party pooper is in need of an enema
Title: Re: I'm cutting through all the bullshit...who here wants to fuck?
Post by: TVC15 on November 13, 2006, 02:36:01 AM
Fantastic, TBS is back.  This forum is officially a cesspool.  We have the two worst offenders from the virgin squad, PD and FoC, and now the lifelong president, TBS, is back.

Looks like a party pooper is in need of an enema

Only if Boogie is offering em.
Title: Re: I'm cutting through all the bullshit...who here wants to fuck?
Post by: Vizzys on November 13, 2006, 02:36:49 AM
I smell gay subtext!
Title: Re: I'm cutting through all the bullshit...who here wants to fuck?
Post by: etiolate on November 13, 2006, 02:39:16 AM
Jewel Staite would not be a virgin on my watch.
Title: Re: I'm cutting through all the bullshit...who here wants to fuck?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on November 13, 2006, 02:39:30 AM
man, tbs really *is* a chubby chaser!
Title: Re: I'm cutting through all the bullshit...who here wants to fuck?
Post by: The Black Stallion on November 13, 2006, 02:39:38 AM
Fantastic, TBS is back.  This forum is officially a cesspool.  We have the two worst offenders from the virgin squad, PD and FoC, and now the lifelong president, TBS, is back.

Looks like a party pooper is in need of an enema
If this is a party than it's even worse than the fucking hick fest I went to last night:

http://community.allhiphop.com/showthread.php?t=321491

Seriously now, you guys suck.
Title: Re: I'm cutting through all the bullshit...who here wants to fuck?
Post by: TVC15 on November 13, 2006, 02:40:50 AM
So was Carmack's dick bigger than yours, TBS?
Title: Re: I'm cutting through all the bullshit...who here wants to fuck?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 13, 2006, 02:42:27 AM
I smell gay subtext!
http://nonk.nonk.info/pages/pool_film.html
Title: Re: I'm cutting through all the bullshit...who here wants to fuck?
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 13, 2006, 02:43:02 AM
man, tbs really *is* a chubby chaser!

Ken Steele goes whaling?  Say it ain't so!
Title: Re: I'm cutting through all the bullshit...who here wants to fuck?
Post by: cloudwalking on November 13, 2006, 02:44:26 AM
This thread is headed for the hall of fame! Keep it comin'!
Title: Re: I'm cutting through all the bullshit...who here wants to fuck?
Post by: The Black Stallion on November 13, 2006, 02:45:58 AM
man, tbs really *is* a chubby chaser!

Ken Steele goes whaling?  Say it ain't so!

Um... I don't know what you're talking about. That chick was not fat. To be honest, I'm really considering whoring myself out to fat chicks, I saw that nip tuck where Rosie paid Christian big bucks to stibb her. Yeah... I might just do that for extra money. I have a horrible spending habit to take care of.

And cloudwalking, I'd fuck you... but like the others, just don't kiss me in the mouth. You might cut my lip with your snaggle tooth.
Title: Re: I'm cutting through all the bullshit...who here wants to fuck?
Post by: Vizzys on November 13, 2006, 02:46:42 AM
I'm cool! Right?
Title: Re: I'm cutting through all the bullshit...who here wants to fuck?
Post by: brawndolicious on November 13, 2006, 02:47:08 AM
This thread is headed for the hall of fame! Keep it comin'!
Damn thanks.
Title: Re: I'm cutting through all the bullshit...who here wants to fuck?
Post by: TVC15 on November 13, 2006, 02:47:46 AM
man, tbs really *is* a chubby chaser!

Ken Steele goes whaling?  Say it ain't so!

Um... I don't know what you're talking about. That chick was not fat. To be honest, I'm really considering whoring myself out to fat chicks, I saw that nip tuck where Rosie paid Christian big bucks to stibb her. Yeah... I might just do that for extra money. I have a horrible spending habit to take care of.

And cloudwalking, I'd fuck you... but like the others, just don't kiss me in the mouth. You might cut my lip with your snaggle tooth.

Uh oh, sounds like someone is getting a little "surgery" so their little games of bedroom tetris with cheeseburger Carmack go a bit smoother next time!
Title: Re: I'm cutting through all the bullshit...who here wants to fuck?
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 13, 2006, 02:47:54 AM
man, tbs really *is* a chubby chaser!

Ken Steele goes whaling?  Say it ain't so!

Um... I don't know what you're talking about. That chick was not fat. To be honest, I'm really considering whoring myself out to fat chicks, I saw that nip tuck where Rosie paid Christian big bucks to stibb her. Yeah... I might just do that for extra money. I have a horrible spending habit to take care of.

And cloudwalking, I'd fuck you... but like the others, just don't kiss me in the mouth. You might cut my lip with your snaggle tooth.

Don't ever change, Ikenna.  Don't ever change.  Mainly because, who would we have to laugh at then?
Title: Re: I'm cutting through all the bullshit...who here wants to fuck?
Post by: Vizzys on November 13, 2006, 02:48:13 AM
Legendary Thread... LEGENDARY.
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on November 13, 2006, 02:49:20 AM
a horrible spending habit? you hafta get rims for that '85 LeBaron your mom bought you?
Title: Re: I'm cutting through all the bullshit...who here wants to fuck?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 13, 2006, 02:49:38 AM
man, tbs really *is* a chubby chaser!

Ken Steele goes whaling?  Say it ain't so!

Um... I don't know what you're talking about. That chick was not fat. To be honest, I'm really considering whoring myself out to fat chicks, I saw that nip tuck where Rosie paid Christian big bucks to stibb her. Yeah... I might just do that for extra money. I have a horrible spending habit to take care of.

And cloudwalking, I'd fuck you... but like the others, just don't kiss me in the mouth. You might cut my lip with your snaggle tooth.
:lol
Title: Re: I'm cutting through all the bullshit...who here wants to fuck?
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 13, 2006, 02:51:55 AM
a horrible spending habit? you hafta get rims for that '85 LeBaron your mom bought you?

It's cool, I hear WalMart is carrying rims now.  Lots of WalMarts in Bumfuck Suburbia, MI.
Title: Re: I'm cutting through all the bullshit...who here wants to fuck?
Post by: cloudwalking on November 13, 2006, 02:53:45 AM
man, tbs really *is* a chubby chaser!

Ken Steele goes whaling?  Say it ain't so!

Um... I don't know what you're talking about. That chick was not fat. To be honest, I'm really considering whoring myself out to fat chicks, I saw that nip tuck where Rosie paid Christian big bucks to stibb her. Yeah... I might just do that for extra money. I have a horrible spending habit to take care of.

And cloudwalking, I'd fuck you... but like the others, just don't kiss me in the mouth. You might cut my lip with your snaggle tooth.

:rofl

Oh trust me, if I actually had such a tooth, I'd use it in a far more destructive way than that!

Shame I wouldn't touch you with a 10-foot pole, though! It must be hard on you, having to settle for all these unattractive women. Part of me wants to pity you, but that wouldn't be near as funny.
Title: Re: I'm cutting through all the bullshit...who here wants to fuck?
Post by: Vizzys on November 13, 2006, 02:54:19 AM
THEY SPINNIN nicca THEY SPINNIN!
Title: Re: I'm cutting through all the bullshit...who here wants to fuck?
Post by: brawndolicious on November 13, 2006, 02:55:21 AM
THEY SPINNIN nicca THEY SPINNIN!
:lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: I'm cutting through all the bullshit...who here wants to fuck?
Post by: MrAngryFace on November 13, 2006, 02:55:34 AM
is TBS talking about the cheeseburger he almost got some from? That was a few nights ago tho.
Title: Re: I'm cutting through all the bullshit...who here wants to fuck?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on November 13, 2006, 02:56:19 AM
i'd suspect he has a meth addiction, but the tearful screed he spews into IRC seems like oxycontin comedown -- he even self-medicates like a woman!
Title: Re: I'm cutting through all the bullshit...who here wants to fuck?
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 13, 2006, 02:56:52 AM
is TBS talking about the cheeseburger he almost got some from? That was a few nights ago tho.

Poor Kenny.  He probably believed Trannymack when she/he/it told him that was just a really long clitoris.
Title: Re: I'm cutting through all the bullshit...who here wants to fuck?
Post by: MrAngryFace on November 13, 2006, 02:57:39 AM
haha
Title: Re: I'm cutting through all the bullshit...who here wants to fuck?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on November 13, 2006, 02:58:34 AM
i think he was probably too envious of the clitdick's pinky-sized length to consider otherwise
Title: Re: I'm cutting through all the bullshit...who here wants to fuck?
Post by: BlueTsunami on November 13, 2006, 02:58:41 AM
THEY SPINNIN nicca THEY SPINNIN!

Oh shit :lol

TBS is BAAAALLLLIINNNN, la gorda fiesta
Title: Re: I'm cutting through all the bullshit...who here wants to fuck?
Post by: TVC15 on November 13, 2006, 02:59:13 AM
(http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/b/b8/180px-John_carmack.jpg)

"Want to try my new Creampie Engine, Kenny?"
Title: Re: I'm cutting through all the bullshit...who here wants to fuck?
Post by: etiolate on November 13, 2006, 02:59:30 AM
tbs has dibs on dots
Title: Re: I'm cutting through all the bullshit...who here wants to fuck?
Post by: The Black Stallion on November 13, 2006, 03:01:30 AM
man, tbs really *is* a chubby chaser!

Ken Steele goes whaling?  Say it ain't so!

Um... I don't know what you're talking about. That chick was not fat. To be honest, I'm really considering whoring myself out to fat chicks, I saw that nip tuck where Rosie paid Christian big bucks to stibb her. Yeah... I might just do that for extra money. I have a horrible spending habit to take care of.

And cloudwalking, I'd fuck you... but like the others, just don't kiss me in the mouth. You might cut my lip with your snaggle tooth.

:rofl

Oh trust me, if I actually had such a tooth, I'd use it in a far more destructive way than that!

Shame I wouldn't touch you with a 10-foot pole, though! It must be hard on you, having to settle for all these unattractive women. Part of me wants to pity you, but that wouldn't be near as funny.
Bitch please. You'd seriously be lucky to get cock-jabbed by the Black Stallion. To me, you're sexy in the same way that a peice of stale bread is delicious to a starving Ethiopian. Fucking you would totally be utilitarian. I'd let you toss my salad while I watched the 3 stooges on DVD, Frank Wank style.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 13, 2006, 03:01:59 AM
(http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/8875/jim20jones1bl0.jpg)
Title: Re: I'm cutting through all the bullshit...who here wants to fuck?
Post by: The Black Stallion on November 13, 2006, 03:02:47 AM
(http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/8875/jim20jones1bl0.jpg)

Oh, and another update. I withdrew 100 $1 bills and let it rain in the club last week. The place went nuts.
Title: Re: I'm cutting through all the bullshit...who here wants to fuck?
Post by: TVC15 on November 13, 2006, 03:03:43 AM
man, tbs really *is* a chubby chaser!

Ken Steele goes whaling?  Say it ain't so!

Um... I don't know what you're talking about. That chick was not fat. To be honest, I'm really considering whoring myself out to fat chicks, I saw that nip tuck where Rosie paid Christian big bucks to stibb her. Yeah... I might just do that for extra money. I have a horrible spending habit to take care of.

And cloudwalking, I'd fuck you... but like the others, just don't kiss me in the mouth. You might cut my lip with your snaggle tooth.

:rofl

Oh trust me, if I actually had such a tooth, I'd use it in a far more destructive way than that!

Shame I wouldn't touch you with a 10-foot pole, though! It must be hard on you, having to settle for all these unattractive women. Part of me wants to pity you, but that wouldn't be near as funny.
Bitch please. You'd seriously be lucky to get cock-jabbed by the Black Stallion. To me, you're sexy in the same way that a peice of stale bread is delicious to a starving Ethiopian. Fucking you would totally be utilitarian. I'd let you toss my salad while I watched the 3 stooges on DVD, Frank Wank style.

Translation:  "Sorry, cloudwalking.  I only go for 'chicks' with a set of bells jangling underneath their skirts."
Title: Re: I'm cutting through all the bullshit...who here wants to fuck?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on November 13, 2006, 03:04:23 AM
the Bumblefuck, MI welfare line isn't a club, not matter HOW loud they blast Phil Collins over the intercom
Title: Re: I'm cutting through all the bullshit...who here wants to fuck?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 13, 2006, 03:05:23 AM
btw TBS, it seemed like you didn't update your site for more than a month or so. I haven't checked in awhile since then though
Title: Re: I'm cutting through all the bullshit...who here wants to fuck?
Post by: demi on November 13, 2006, 03:05:40 AM
WTF YOU LIKE THE THREE STOOGES AND GETTING YOUR ASSHOLE LICKED?
Title: Who watches the 3 Stooges? Seriously.
Post by: Mandark on November 13, 2006, 03:06:05 AM
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The Black Stallion, in his natural habitat: surrounded by white people.

In every single picture I can remember seeing of him, he's the lone black person, yet he takes huge pains to speak "black" online.  No way he could have picked that up organically growing up in the Wonderbread burbs.  That dialect is just as forced as when AlphaSnake uses it.

Now we find out he has to go online to meet other black people...
Title: Re: I'm cutting through all the bullshit...who here wants to fuck?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on November 13, 2006, 03:06:25 AM
The Ken Steele Fan Club's down to one software developer cheeseburger and you, PD.
Title: Re: I'm cutting through all the bullshit...who here wants to fuck?
Post by: Vizzys on November 13, 2006, 03:07:04 AM
Hes looks scared of them. Yet angry.
Title: Re: I'm cutting through all the bullshit...who here wants to fuck?
Post by: cloudwalking on November 13, 2006, 03:07:09 AM
man, tbs really *is* a chubby chaser!

Ken Steele goes whaling?  Say it ain't so!

Um... I don't know what you're talking about. That chick was not fat. To be honest, I'm really considering whoring myself out to fat chicks, I saw that nip tuck where Rosie paid Christian big bucks to stibb her. Yeah... I might just do that for extra money. I have a horrible spending habit to take care of.

And cloudwalking, I'd fuck you... but like the others, just don't kiss me in the mouth. You might cut my lip with your snaggle tooth.

:rofl

Oh trust me, if I actually had such a tooth, I'd use it in a far more destructive way than that!

Shame I wouldn't touch you with a 10-foot pole, though! It must be hard on you, having to settle for all these unattractive women. Part of me wants to pity you, but that wouldn't be near as funny.
Bitch please. You'd seriously be lucky to get cock-jabbed by the Black Stallion. To me, you're sexy in the same way that a peice of stale bread is delicious to a starving Ethiopian. Fucking you would totally be utilitarian. I'd let you toss my salad while I watched the 3 stooges on DVD, Frank Wank style.

Okay, you realize this post humiliates you more than it does me, right?

Oh, wait. I'm talking about TBS, here.
Title: Re: I'm cutting through all the bullshit...who here wants to fuck?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 13, 2006, 03:10:44 AM
hay guys whats goin on?
Title: Re: I'm cutting through all the bullshit...who here wants to fuck?
Post by: The Black Stallion on November 13, 2006, 03:12:42 AM
btw TBS, it seemed like you didn't update your site for more than a month or so. I haven't checked in awhile since then though
Yeah, it's tough... I have college and shit. I mean, I should be in bed, but whatever.

WTF YOU LIKE THE THREE STOOGES AND GETTING YOUR ASSHOLE LICKED?
What God Fearing Man doesn't?

The Ken Steele Fan Club's down to one software developer cheeseburger and you, PD.
It lives. It thrives. It's doing fine. I got cussed out by Tucker Max for not updating in 3 months. :-/ That's about it. I think I'm afraid to update or something... or maybe I'm too busy doing the whole college thing.

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The Black Stallion, in his natural habitat: surrounded by white people.

In every single picture I can remember seeing of him, he's the lone black person, yet he takes huge pains to speak "black" online.  No way he could have picked that up organically growing up in the Wonderbread burbs.  That dialect is just as forced as when AlphaSnake uses it.

Now we find out he has to go online to meet other black people...
Really now, what's wrong with white people? You nerds just look for ANYTHING to jab at. You need to evaluate your situation and see why you suck so much. The worst dis is not paying any attention to me... or making fun of my mom. I choked a kid last month for doing both.

man, tbs really *is* a chubby chaser!

Ken Steele goes whaling?  Say it ain't so!

Um... I don't know what you're talking about. That chick was not fat. To be honest, I'm really considering whoring myself out to fat chicks, I saw that nip tuck where Rosie paid Christian big bucks to stibb her. Yeah... I might just do that for extra money. I have a horrible spending habit to take care of.

And cloudwalking, I'd fuck you... but like the others, just don't kiss me in the mouth. You might cut my lip with your snaggle tooth.

:rofl

Oh trust me, if I actually had such a tooth, I'd use it in a far more destructive way than that!

Shame I wouldn't touch you with a 10-foot pole, though! It must be hard on you, having to settle for all these unattractive women. Part of me wants to pity you, but that wouldn't be near as funny.
Bitch please. You'd seriously be lucky to get cock-jabbed by the Black Stallion. To me, you're sexy in the same way that a peice of stale bread is delicious to a starving Ethiopian. Fucking you would totally be utilitarian. I'd let you toss my salad while I watched the 3 stooges on DVD, Frank Wank style.

Okay, you realize this post humiliates you more than it does me, right?

Oh, wait. I'm talking about TBS, here.
Shut up, you bleeding cunt.
Title: Re: I'm cutting through all the bullshit...who here wants to fuck?
Post by: brawndolicious on November 13, 2006, 03:14:16 AM
hay guys whats goin on?
TBS jizzed himself on IRC.

It was white.
Title: Re: I'm cutting through all the bullshit...who here wants to fuck?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on November 13, 2006, 03:14:19 AM
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WUT CHOO POSTIN' 'BOUT WILLCO
Title: Re: I'm cutting through all the bullshit...who here wants to fuck?
Post by: TVC15 on November 13, 2006, 03:15:19 AM
The Black Stallion makes Orin look black.
Title: Re: I'm cutting through all the bullshit...who here wants to fuck?
Post by: cloudwalking on November 13, 2006, 03:15:36 AM
man, tbs really *is* a chubby chaser!

Ken Steele goes whaling?  Say it ain't so!

Um... I don't know what you're talking about. That chick was not fat. To be honest, I'm really considering whoring myself out to fat chicks, I saw that nip tuck where Rosie paid Christian big bucks to stibb her. Yeah... I might just do that for extra money. I have a horrible spending habit to take care of.

And cloudwalking, I'd fuck you... but like the others, just don't kiss me in the mouth. You might cut my lip with your snaggle tooth.

:rofl

Oh trust me, if I actually had such a tooth, I'd use it in a far more destructive way than that!

Shame I wouldn't touch you with a 10-foot pole, though! It must be hard on you, having to settle for all these unattractive women. Part of me wants to pity you, but that wouldn't be near as funny.
Bitch please. You'd seriously be lucky to get cock-jabbed by the Black Stallion. To me, you're sexy in the same way that a peice of stale bread is delicious to a starving Ethiopian. Fucking you would totally be utilitarian. I'd let you toss my salad while I watched the 3 stooges on DVD, Frank Wank style.

Okay, you realize this post humiliates you more than it does me, right?

Oh, wait. I'm talking about TBS, here.
Shut up, you bleeding cunt.
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Oh, now we have to resort to pathetic personal attacks, just like the last time you got owned here? :'( I hope you don't have to cry yourself to sleep tonight. Just call up another one of your transvestite companions and have them cuddle you. It'll be okay.
Title: Re: I'm cutting through all the bullshit...who here wants to fuck?
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 13, 2006, 03:15:45 AM
hay guys whats goin on?

Well, Ken Steele slept with a pre-op cheeseburger that may or may not have been John Carmack, and I think he's feeling conflicted regarding his feelings after that awesome, life changing event.
Title: Re: I'm cutting through all the bullshit...who here wants to fuck?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 13, 2006, 03:15:53 AM
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WUT CHOO POSTIN' 'BOUT WILLCO
:lol

stfu
Title: Re: I'm cutting through all the bullshit...who here wants to fuck?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on November 13, 2006, 03:16:21 AM
(http://www.mikenmolly.com/Images/Emmys/coleman.jpg)

YO KEN STEELE ON DA CHUBBY TIP, Y'ALL
Title: Re: I'm cutting through all the bullshit...who here wants to fuck?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 13, 2006, 03:17:00 AM
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WUT CHOO POSTIN' 'BOUT WILLCO

 :lol :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: I'm cutting through all the bullshit...who here wants to fuck?
Post by: TVC15 on November 13, 2006, 03:18:18 AM
(http://ivs.cs.uni-magdeburg.de/~dumke/EAD/john.jpg)

"I made TBS eat out my asshole as I read Snow Crash!"

EDIT:  The Black cheeseburger, lolz!
Title: Re: I'm cutting through all the bullshit...who here wants to fuck?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on November 13, 2006, 03:18:48 AM
(http://www.apostropher.com/blog/img/garycoleman.jpg)

U TALKIN' TO ME, WHITE MAN
Title: Re: I'm cutting through all the bullshit...who here wants to fuck?
Post by: cloudwalking on November 13, 2006, 03:19:03 AM
(http://ivs.cs.uni-magdeburg.de/~dumke/EAD/john.jpg)

"I made TBS eat out my asshole as I read Snow Crash!"

:rofl :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: I'm cutting through all the bullshit...who here wants to fuck?
Post by: Mandark on November 13, 2006, 03:19:53 AM
Really now, what's wrong with white people? You nerds just look for ANYTHING to jab at. You need to evaluate your situation and see why you suck so much. The worst dis is not paying any attention to me... or making fun of my mom. I choked a kid last month for doing both.

Hey, lots of my friends are white people!  It's just that you're working a hyper-masculine-black-urban-guy gimmick.  It's hard to buy into when we know you grew up in honkey-dominated suburbs.  The people around you didn't talk like Nas.  They talked like teens on a WB dramedy.

It's the equivalent of Willco posting half in Yiddish and spouting Talmud quotes, and then seeing everyone around him wearing a Cross every time he posted a picture.  Or finding out that CrystalGemini's dad has an accent like Jack Soo.
Title: Re: I'm cutting through all the bullshit...who here wants to fuck?
Post by: The Black Stallion on November 13, 2006, 03:23:54 AM
Really now, what's wrong with white people? You nerds just look for ANYTHING to jab at. You need to evaluate your situation and see why you suck so much. The worst dis is not paying any attention to me... or making fun of my mom. I choked a kid last month for doing both.

Hey, lots of my friends are white people!  It's just that you're working a hyper-masculine-black-urban-guy gimmick.  It's hard to buy into when we know you grew up in honkey-dominated suburbs.  The people around you didn't talk like Nas.  They talked like teens on a WB dramedy.

It's the equivalent of Willco posting half in Yiddish and spouting Talmud quotes, and then seeing everyone around him wearing a Cross every time he posted a picture.  Or finding out that CrystalGemini's dad has an accent like Jack Soo.
I never came off as a tough guy... or used "urban" slang. I never denied being from Shitkicker, MI. Or any of that. It's like you guys made all that stuff up.

But yeah, you all win. I mean, how can I compete with this most unflattering username change! You guys deserve a medal for your efforts. Maybe you can melt it down and make a set of braces for Cloudwalking. I'm going to go back to like... partying with friends and what not. You guys have fun, and take care.

Peace.
Title: Re: I'm cutting through all the bullshit...who here wants to fuck?
Post by: TVC15 on November 13, 2006, 03:24:08 AM
(http://www.simons-rock.edu/~fluffy/.Images/john_carmack.jpg)

"Hey TBS, I found another 'lady' for our next tryst!"

(http://www.pdaground.com/i/interviews/john.jpg)

"I'm gonna make you my bitch, oreo!"
Title: Re: I'm cutting through all the bullshit...who here wants to fuck?
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 13, 2006, 03:25:30 AM
(http://www.simons-rock.edu/~fluffy/.Images/john_carmack.jpg)

"Hey TBS, I found another 'lady' for our next tryst!"

(http://www.pdaground.com/i/interviews/john.jpg)

"I'm gonna make you my bitch, oreo!"

"Oreos need to be dunked in milk... would you settle for a high protein creamy fluid instead?"
Title: Re: I'm cutting through all the bullshit...who here wants to fuck?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on November 13, 2006, 03:26:02 AM
Partying with your friends? Like when you flipped out and punched a white chick for not being fat enough?
Title: Re: I'm cutting through all the bullshit...who here wants to fuck?
Post by: etiolate on November 13, 2006, 03:26:53 AM
(http://www.corante.com/mooreslore/archives/images/John_carmack.jpg)
Who wants to help me toss this salad?
(http://www3.ocn.ne.jp/~nobut/friends/friendsimage/chandler.jpg)
Hmm
(http://www.planete-friends.com/spip/IMG/arton857.jpg)
I'm ready!
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...
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Title: Re: I'm cutting through all the bullshit...who here wants to fuck?
Post by: cloudwalking on November 13, 2006, 03:27:36 AM
Oh, right, I forgot! We're all nuuuurds

I'm so jealous of TBS's partying, drinking, cheeseburger-fucking lifestyle
Title: Re: I'm cutting through all the bullshit...who here wants to fuck?
Post by: TVC15 on November 13, 2006, 03:28:22 AM
(http://www.simons-rock.edu/~fluffy/.Images/john_carmack.jpg)

"London bridge, John. . .er, I mean Jeanette."

(http://www.pdaground.com/i/interviews/john.jpg)

"I get dibs on that ass this time, Joh, um, Joan."
Title: Re: I'm cutting through all the bullshit...who here wants to fuck?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 13, 2006, 03:28:41 AM
Christopher: white man won that thread hands down
Christopher: i'm dieing lol
TheBlackS: Yeah. Totally.
TheBlackS: I mean.
TheBlackS: He will wake up tomorrow...
TheBlackS: and take it up the ass.
TheBlackS: That's his prize.
demi`: i'll say
TheBlackS: Maybe HIV.
TheBlackS: Too.
Title: What was all that "Ether" stuff?
Post by: Mandark on November 13, 2006, 03:29:15 AM
I never came off as a tough guy...

You just told us that you choked someone out for insulting your mother, apropos of nothing!

Oh, come on! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfHYKHes3xc)
Title: Re: I'm cutting through all the bullshit...who here wants to fuck?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 13, 2006, 03:29:22 AM
Christopher: white man won that thread hands down
Christopher: i'm dieing lol
TheBlackS: Yeah. Totally.
TheBlackS: I mean.
TheBlackS: He will wake up tomorrow...
TheBlackS: and take it up the ass.
TheBlackS: That's his prize.
demi`: i'll say
TheBlackS: Maybe HIV.
TheBlackS: Too.
:lol
Title: Re: I'm cutting through all the bullshit...who here wants to fuck?
Post by: TVC15 on November 13, 2006, 03:29:29 AM
Christopher: white man won that thread hands down
Christopher: i'm dieing lol
TheBlackS: Yeah. Totally.
TheBlackS: I mean.
TheBlackS: He will wake up tomorrow...
TheBlackS: and take it up the ass.
TheBlackS: That's his prize.
demi`: i'll say
TheBlackS: Maybe HIV.
TheBlackS: Too.

Evilboreans know I am not a bottom, TBS.  You lose.

And I hope you get sickle-cell anemia and rot, you corny fruit!
Title: Re: I'm cutting through all the bullshit...who here wants to fuck?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 13, 2006, 03:30:55 AM
TheBlackS: I got drunk last night and sang her a song.
TheBlackS: John Legend's ordinary people.
TheBlackS: She liked it.
cloudwalking: oh boy that thread is funny
demi`: that's a pretty bad song
TheBlackS: Not really.
demi`: should have sung something by REM
TheBlackS: Okay
TheBlackS: shut the fuck up.
TheBlackS: That's not cool.
demi`: you're the one singing John Legend
TheBlackS: Yeah
demi`: i'm offering you legitimate advice
TheBlackS: Bitches like that shit.
TheBlackS: REM
TheBlackS: That's more nurd bullshit.
TheBlackS: Fuck you.
Title: Re: I'm cutting through all the bullshit...who here wants to fuck?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 13, 2006, 03:31:07 AM
TheBlackS: If you were here
demi`: you're in Michigan, people love REM
TheBlackS: I'd choke the shit out of you.
TheBlackS: Seriouslyl
demi`: i don't think you would
TheBlackS: I would fucking choke you out.
TheBlackS: And end your life.
Title: Re: I'm cutting through all the bullshit...who here wants to fuck?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 13, 2006, 03:34:04 AM
The logs are high-larious!

TheBlackS: Shut the fuck up, wench.
demi`: lol
cloudwalking: oooh i'm a wench now :(
TheBlackS: Seriously.
TheBlackS: No.
TheBlackS: I mean
TheBlackS: If you were here cloudwalking
cloudwalking: my feelings are seriously hurt
triumph: wench?  are we at the ren fair?
TheBlackS: I'd beat the piss out of you.
Mandark: Triumph: Dibs on blacksmith!
TheBlackS: What would you do about it?
cloudwalking: but i thought you don't hit women!
CajoleJuice: he hits white women
triumph: mandark: dibs on town drunk
TheBlackS: I have no problem beating the shit out of a dog.
Title: Re: I'm cutting through all the bullshit...who here wants to fuck?
Post by: TVC15 on November 13, 2006, 03:38:14 AM
I like how TBS's prime assault on Evilboreans is that we are all nerds.  Last I checked, we're not the ones going to forums where the populace hates us trying to sound like he's so much cooler than everyone else.  TBS is clearly an extremely lonely person.
Title: Re: I'm cutting through all the bullshit...who here wants to fuck?
Post by: Vizzys on November 13, 2006, 03:44:40 AM
its kind of like going to a circus and calling everyone a clown
Title: Re: I'm cutting through all the bullshit...who here wants to fuck?
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 13, 2006, 03:49:42 AM
Aw.... he left irc in a huff.

[03:35] TheBlackS: Give me a play list.
[03:35] Willco: Playlist
[03:35] Willco: Sure
[03:35] BM: why can't we all just be shiney happy people holding hands?
[03:35] Willco: DUDE LOOK LIKE A LADY
[03:35] TheBlackS: Just email it or something.
[03:35] demi`: sing Pink by Aerosmith
[03:35] triumph: BOY NAMED SUE
[03:35] TheBlackS: or send me a PM on evilbore.
[03:35] TheBlackS: something.
[03:35] TheBlackS: I'll check it in another 4 months or something.
[03:35] Mandark: SHE WALKED UP TO ME AND SHE ASKED ME TO DANCE
[03:35] TheBlackS: If the site is still up.
[03:35] TheBlackS: Peace.
[03:35] CajoleJuice: BABY GOT DICK
[03:35] *** TheBlackS has signed off IRC (Quit: ).
Title: Re: I'm cutting through all the bullshit...who here wants to fuck?
Post by: Mandark on November 13, 2006, 03:54:31 AM
The logs are high-larious!

TheBlackS: Shut the fuck up, wench.
demi`: lol
cloudwalking: oooh i'm a wench now :(
TheBlackS: Seriously.
TheBlackS: No.
TheBlackS: I mean
TheBlackS: If you were here cloudwalking
cloudwalking: my feelings are seriously hurt
triumph: wench?  are we at the ren fair?
TheBlackS: I'd beat the piss out of you.
Mandark: Triumph: Dibs on blacksmith!
TheBlackS: What would you do about it?
cloudwalking: but i thought you don't hit women!
CajoleJuice: he hits white women
triumph: mandark: dibs on town drunk
TheBlackS: I have no problem beating the shit out of a dog.


I think we scared him off, but I'm still up for a Renaissance fair!
Title: Re: I'm cutting through all the bullshit...who here wants to fuck?
Post by: BobbyRobby on November 13, 2006, 04:09:45 AM
sometimes you gotta hook up with skanks
Title: Re: I'm cutting through all the bullshit...who here wants to fuck?
Post by: Vizzys on November 13, 2006, 04:18:13 AM
Lock and move this to the hall of fame. We're spent here.