Oh ok, I was about to say...nintenho is TBSI'm not TBS dude. I have child pictures.
;_;
But yeah...Black Stallion, dryer than Paris's vag in a Arizona heat wave
After you do that, join the official Ken Steele Fan Club™ to be a member of the strongest clique in the e-streets!
:lolQuote from: In TBS's SigAfter you do that, join the official Ken Steele Fan Club™ to be a member of the strongest clique in the e-streets!
:lol
Fucker is trying to bring the hood to the internet, freakin hilarious
I'm telling you, that girl that gave him a "booty call" the other night looked like motherfuckin' EGON.
Those midwestern thugs LOVE their cheeseburgers, don't they?
LINK ME BITCHES
WTF YOU LIE :lol
You lost TBS, you lost
WTF YOU LIE :lol
You lost TBS, you lost
You bet I did. The whole time I had to remind her not to kiss me. Shit, afterwards I sat on the corner of the bed with my face burried in my hands wondering "What the fuck did I just do?"
In her Canadian accent she asked me "Whaats wrong? You're looking sad, what's that aboot?"
God I hate that so much.
And then I said, I had a headache and I left. At least she cared. My last girlfriend would have jumped to conclusions and start getting all pissy at me or something. Gah. I think I'm fucking this other nerd chick we used to make fun of back in HS next week. It's like shooting fish in a barrel. Where did I go wrong, bro? Where did I go wrong?
WTF YOU LIE :lol
You lost TBS, you lost
You bet I did. The whole time I had to remind her not to kiss me. Shit, afterwards I sat on the corner of the bed with my face burried in my hands wondering "What the fuck did I just do?"
In her Canadian accent she asked me "Whaats wrong? You're looking sad, what's that aboot?"
God I hate that so much.
And then I said, I had a headache and I left. At least she cared. My last girlfriend would have jumped to conclusions and start getting all pissy at me or something. Gah. I think I'm fucking this other nerd chick we used to make fun of back in HS next week. It's like shooting fish in a barrel. Where did I go wrong, bro? Where did I go wrong?
Oh shit, I didn't expect you to see that :lol
You party a lot, and you obviously have a cool personality...which makes me wonder why you go after these kinds of chicks.
WTF YOU LIE :lol
You lost TBS, you lost
You bet I did. The whole time I had to remind her not to kiss me. Shit, afterwards I sat on the corner of the bed with my face burried in my hands wondering "What the fuck did I just do?"
In her Canadian accent she asked me "Whaats wrong? You're looking sad, what's that aboot?"
God I hate that so much.
And then I said, I had a headache and I left. At least she cared. My last girlfriend would have jumped to conclusions and start getting all pissy at me or something. Gah. I think I'm fucking this other nerd chick we used to make fun of back in HS next week. It's like shooting fish in a barrel. Where did I go wrong, bro? Where did I go wrong?
Oh shit, I didn't expect you to see that :lol
You party a lot, and you obviously have a cool personality...which makes me wonder why you go after these kinds of chicks.
Fantastic, TBS is back. This forum is officially a cesspool. We have the two worst offenders from the virgin squad, PD and FoC, and now the lifelong president, TBS, is back.But the Firefly episode I just watched tonight said that being a virgin is nothing to be ashamed of. :(
Fantastic, TBS is back. This forum is officially a cesspool. We have the two worst offenders from the virgin squad, PD and FoC, and now the lifelong president, TBS, is back.
Fantastic, TBS is back. This forum is officially a cesspool. We have the two worst offenders from the virgin squad, PD and FoC, and now the lifelong president, TBS, is back.
Fantastic, TBS is back. This forum is officially a cesspool. We have the two worst offenders from the virgin squad, PD and FoC, and now the lifelong president, TBS, is back.
Looks like a party pooper is in need of an enema
If this is a party than it's even worse than the fucking hick fest I went to last night:Fantastic, TBS is back. This forum is officially a cesspool. We have the two worst offenders from the virgin squad, PD and FoC, and now the lifelong president, TBS, is back.
Looks like a party pooper is in need of an enema
I smell gay subtext!http://nonk.nonk.info/pages/pool_film.html
man, tbs really *is* a chubby chaser!
man, tbs really *is* a chubby chaser!
Ken Steele goes whaling? Say it ain't so!
This thread is headed for the hall of fame! Keep it comin'!Damn thanks.
man, tbs really *is* a chubby chaser!
Ken Steele goes whaling? Say it ain't so!
Um... I don't know what you're talking about. That chick was not fat. To be honest, I'm really considering whoring myself out to fat chicks, I saw that nip tuck where Rosie paid Christian big bucks to stibb her. Yeah... I might just do that for extra money. I have a horrible spending habit to take care of.
And cloudwalking, I'd fuck you... but like the others, just don't kiss me in the mouth. You might cut my lip with your snaggle tooth.
man, tbs really *is* a chubby chaser!
Ken Steele goes whaling? Say it ain't so!
Um... I don't know what you're talking about. That chick was not fat. To be honest, I'm really considering whoring myself out to fat chicks, I saw that nip tuck where Rosie paid Christian big bucks to stibb her. Yeah... I might just do that for extra money. I have a horrible spending habit to take care of.
And cloudwalking, I'd fuck you... but like the others, just don't kiss me in the mouth. You might cut my lip with your snaggle tooth.
:lolman, tbs really *is* a chubby chaser!
Ken Steele goes whaling? Say it ain't so!
Um... I don't know what you're talking about. That chick was not fat. To be honest, I'm really considering whoring myself out to fat chicks, I saw that nip tuck where Rosie paid Christian big bucks to stibb her. Yeah... I might just do that for extra money. I have a horrible spending habit to take care of.
And cloudwalking, I'd fuck you... but like the others, just don't kiss me in the mouth. You might cut my lip with your snaggle tooth.
a horrible spending habit? you hafta get rims for that '85 LeBaron your mom bought you?
man, tbs really *is* a chubby chaser!
Ken Steele goes whaling? Say it ain't so!
Um... I don't know what you're talking about. That chick was not fat. To be honest, I'm really considering whoring myself out to fat chicks, I saw that nip tuck where Rosie paid Christian big bucks to stibb her. Yeah... I might just do that for extra money. I have a horrible spending habit to take care of.
And cloudwalking, I'd fuck you... but like the others, just don't kiss me in the mouth. You might cut my lip with your snaggle tooth.
THEY SPINNIN nicca THEY SPINNIN!:lol :lol :lol
is TBS talking about the cheeseburger he almost got some from? That was a few nights ago tho.
THEY SPINNIN nicca THEY SPINNIN!
Bitch please. You'd seriously be lucky to get cock-jabbed by the Black Stallion. To me, you're sexy in the same way that a peice of stale bread is delicious to a starving Ethiopian. Fucking you would totally be utilitarian. I'd let you toss my salad while I watched the 3 stooges on DVD, Frank Wank style.man, tbs really *is* a chubby chaser!
Ken Steele goes whaling? Say it ain't so!
Um... I don't know what you're talking about. That chick was not fat. To be honest, I'm really considering whoring myself out to fat chicks, I saw that nip tuck where Rosie paid Christian big bucks to stibb her. Yeah... I might just do that for extra money. I have a horrible spending habit to take care of.
And cloudwalking, I'd fuck you... but like the others, just don't kiss me in the mouth. You might cut my lip with your snaggle tooth.
:rofl
Oh trust me, if I actually had such a tooth, I'd use it in a far more destructive way than that!
Shame I wouldn't touch you with a 10-foot pole, though! It must be hard on you, having to settle for all these unattractive women. Part of me wants to pity you, but that wouldn't be near as funny.
(http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/8875/jim20jones1bl0.jpg)
Bitch please. You'd seriously be lucky to get cock-jabbed by the Black Stallion. To me, you're sexy in the same way that a peice of stale bread is delicious to a starving Ethiopian. Fucking you would totally be utilitarian. I'd let you toss my salad while I watched the 3 stooges on DVD, Frank Wank style.man, tbs really *is* a chubby chaser!
Ken Steele goes whaling? Say it ain't so!
Um... I don't know what you're talking about. That chick was not fat. To be honest, I'm really considering whoring myself out to fat chicks, I saw that nip tuck where Rosie paid Christian big bucks to stibb her. Yeah... I might just do that for extra money. I have a horrible spending habit to take care of.
And cloudwalking, I'd fuck you... but like the others, just don't kiss me in the mouth. You might cut my lip with your snaggle tooth.
:rofl
Oh trust me, if I actually had such a tooth, I'd use it in a far more destructive way than that!
Shame I wouldn't touch you with a 10-foot pole, though! It must be hard on you, having to settle for all these unattractive women. Part of me wants to pity you, but that wouldn't be near as funny.
(http://photos-658.ak.facebook.com/ip002/v49/220/22/40011463/n40011463_30869658_2674.jpg)The Black Stallion, in his natural habitat: surrounded by white people.
Bitch please. You'd seriously be lucky to get cock-jabbed by the Black Stallion. To me, you're sexy in the same way that a peice of stale bread is delicious to a starving Ethiopian. Fucking you would totally be utilitarian. I'd let you toss my salad while I watched the 3 stooges on DVD, Frank Wank style.man, tbs really *is* a chubby chaser!
Ken Steele goes whaling? Say it ain't so!
Um... I don't know what you're talking about. That chick was not fat. To be honest, I'm really considering whoring myself out to fat chicks, I saw that nip tuck where Rosie paid Christian big bucks to stibb her. Yeah... I might just do that for extra money. I have a horrible spending habit to take care of.
And cloudwalking, I'd fuck you... but like the others, just don't kiss me in the mouth. You might cut my lip with your snaggle tooth.
:rofl
Oh trust me, if I actually had such a tooth, I'd use it in a far more destructive way than that!
Shame I wouldn't touch you with a 10-foot pole, though! It must be hard on you, having to settle for all these unattractive women. Part of me wants to pity you, but that wouldn't be near as funny.
btw TBS, it seemed like you didn't update your site for more than a month or so. I haven't checked in awhile since then thoughYeah, it's tough... I have college and shit. I mean, I should be in bed, but whatever.
WTF YOU LIKE THE THREE STOOGES AND GETTING YOUR ASSHOLE LICKED?What God Fearing Man doesn't?
The Ken Steele Fan Club's down to one software developer cheeseburger and you, PD.It lives. It thrives. It's doing fine. I got cussed out by Tucker Max for not updating in 3 months. :-/ That's about it. I think I'm afraid to update or something... or maybe I'm too busy doing the whole college thing.
Really now, what's wrong with white people? You nerds just look for ANYTHING to jab at. You need to evaluate your situation and see why you suck so much. The worst dis is not paying any attention to me... or making fun of my mom. I choked a kid last month for doing both.(http://photos-658.ak.facebook.com/ip002/v49/220/22/40011463/n40011463_30869658_2674.jpg)The Black Stallion, in his natural habitat: surrounded by white people.
In every single picture I can remember seeing of him, he's the lone black person, yet he takes huge pains to speak "black" online. No way he could have picked that up organically growing up in the Wonderbread burbs. That dialect is just as forced as when AlphaSnake uses it.
Now we find out he has to go online to meet other black people...
Shut up, you bleeding cunt.Bitch please. You'd seriously be lucky to get cock-jabbed by the Black Stallion. To me, you're sexy in the same way that a peice of stale bread is delicious to a starving Ethiopian. Fucking you would totally be utilitarian. I'd let you toss my salad while I watched the 3 stooges on DVD, Frank Wank style.man, tbs really *is* a chubby chaser!
Ken Steele goes whaling? Say it ain't so!
Um... I don't know what you're talking about. That chick was not fat. To be honest, I'm really considering whoring myself out to fat chicks, I saw that nip tuck where Rosie paid Christian big bucks to stibb her. Yeah... I might just do that for extra money. I have a horrible spending habit to take care of.
And cloudwalking, I'd fuck you... but like the others, just don't kiss me in the mouth. You might cut my lip with your snaggle tooth.
:rofl
Oh trust me, if I actually had such a tooth, I'd use it in a far more destructive way than that!
Shame I wouldn't touch you with a 10-foot pole, though! It must be hard on you, having to settle for all these unattractive women. Part of me wants to pity you, but that wouldn't be near as funny.
Okay, you realize this post humiliates you more than it does me, right?
Oh, wait. I'm talking about TBS, here.
hay guys whats goin on?TBS jizzed himself on IRC.
Shut up, you bleeding cunt.Bitch please. You'd seriously be lucky to get cock-jabbed by the Black Stallion. To me, you're sexy in the same way that a peice of stale bread is delicious to a starving Ethiopian. Fucking you would totally be utilitarian. I'd let you toss my salad while I watched the 3 stooges on DVD, Frank Wank style.man, tbs really *is* a chubby chaser!
Ken Steele goes whaling? Say it ain't so!
Um... I don't know what you're talking about. That chick was not fat. To be honest, I'm really considering whoring myself out to fat chicks, I saw that nip tuck where Rosie paid Christian big bucks to stibb her. Yeah... I might just do that for extra money. I have a horrible spending habit to take care of.
And cloudwalking, I'd fuck you... but like the others, just don't kiss me in the mouth. You might cut my lip with your snaggle tooth.
:rofl
Oh trust me, if I actually had such a tooth, I'd use it in a far more destructive way than that!
Shame I wouldn't touch you with a 10-foot pole, though! It must be hard on you, having to settle for all these unattractive women. Part of me wants to pity you, but that wouldn't be near as funny.
Okay, you realize this post humiliates you more than it does me, right?
Oh, wait. I'm talking about TBS, here.
hay guys whats goin on?
(http://photos-658.ak.facebook.com/ip002/v49/220/22/40011463/n40011463_30869658_2674.jpg):lol
WUT CHOO POSTIN' 'BOUT WILLCO
(http://photos-658.ak.facebook.com/ip002/v49/220/22/40011463/n40011463_30869658_2674.jpg)
WUT CHOO POSTIN' 'BOUT WILLCO
(http://ivs.cs.uni-magdeburg.de/~dumke/EAD/john.jpg)
"I made TBS eat out my asshole as I read Snow Crash!"
Really now, what's wrong with white people? You nerds just look for ANYTHING to jab at. You need to evaluate your situation and see why you suck so much. The worst dis is not paying any attention to me... or making fun of my mom. I choked a kid last month for doing both.
I never came off as a tough guy... or used "urban" slang. I never denied being from Shitkicker, MI. Or any of that. It's like you guys made all that stuff up.Really now, what's wrong with white people? You nerds just look for ANYTHING to jab at. You need to evaluate your situation and see why you suck so much. The worst dis is not paying any attention to me... or making fun of my mom. I choked a kid last month for doing both.
Hey, lots of my friends are white people! It's just that you're working a hyper-masculine-black-urban-guy gimmick. It's hard to buy into when we know you grew up in honkey-dominated suburbs. The people around you didn't talk like Nas. They talked like teens on a WB dramedy.
It's the equivalent of Willco posting half in Yiddish and spouting Talmud quotes, and then seeing everyone around him wearing a Cross every time he posted a picture. Or finding out that CrystalGemini's dad has an accent like Jack Soo.
(http://www.simons-rock.edu/~fluffy/.Images/john_carmack.jpg)
"Hey TBS, I found another 'lady' for our next tryst!"
(http://www.pdaground.com/i/interviews/john.jpg)
"I'm gonna make you my bitch, oreo!"
I never came off as a tough guy...
Christopher: white man won that thread hands down:lol
Christopher: i'm dieing lol
TheBlackS: Yeah. Totally.
TheBlackS: I mean.
TheBlackS: He will wake up tomorrow...
TheBlackS: and take it up the ass.
TheBlackS: That's his prize.
demi`: i'll say
TheBlackS: Maybe HIV.
TheBlackS: Too.
Christopher: white man won that thread hands down
Christopher: i'm dieing lol
TheBlackS: Yeah. Totally.
TheBlackS: I mean.
TheBlackS: He will wake up tomorrow...
TheBlackS: and take it up the ass.
TheBlackS: That's his prize.
demi`: i'll say
TheBlackS: Maybe HIV.
TheBlackS: Too.
The logs are high-larious!
TheBlackS: Shut the fuck up, wench.
demi`: lol
cloudwalking: oooh i'm a wench now :(
TheBlackS: Seriously.
TheBlackS: No.
TheBlackS: I mean
TheBlackS: If you were here cloudwalking
cloudwalking: my feelings are seriously hurt
triumph: wench? are we at the ren fair?
TheBlackS: I'd beat the piss out of you.
Mandark: Triumph: Dibs on blacksmith!
TheBlackS: What would you do about it?
cloudwalking: but i thought you don't hit women!
CajoleJuice: he hits white women
triumph: mandark: dibs on town drunk
TheBlackS: I have no problem beating the shit out of a dog.