had it. kinda hurts, yeah. but shouldn't be too dangerous if it's not much.
Is it water on the knee?
OPERATION! A whole bucket, see? OPERATION!
I hope they amputate, just so I can get some awesome pm pics.
(http://www.ohgizmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/09/bionic%20arm.jpg)
omg er has wifi :hyper
yeah, his knee looks pretty shit
omg er has wifi :hyper
yeah, his knee looks pretty shit
haha the doctor think you're his life partner :zelda
the leg brace they put on me has me in agony.
the leg brace they put on me has me in agony.
I am fucking terrified
He could get a morphine drip out this though. It wouldn't be a total loss then.
Just an arthroscopy to clear out a possible infection -- no amputation, unfortunately for you morbid bastards!
Title: Whiteman almost died today
Apparently today he woke up with agonizing pain in his knee and Drinky, being a true friend, brought him in to the hospital in the early morning. We don't really have much details right now but amputation was being discussed.
I would like to take this time to say what a wonderful mod, and human being whiteman is and I think we should all say a prayer for his safety.
That good?
they say laughter is the best medicine, so i shall tell you a joke
you know once i heard about a lady who had to get her leg amputated so they amputated her leg and when she woke up she said "ahhhh you amputated the wrong leg!!!" so she had NO legs
ha ha ha, silly doctors
I would like to add something about Whiteman showing me the true meaning of life or what ever that gay dude said in his my friend is dead thread that I didn't read. Someone add something like that.
Just an arthroscopy to clear out a possible infection -- no amputation, unfortunately for you morbid bastards!
tell the doctors he has cancer in his dick while he's still zonked out
they won't even bother waking him up to ask if they can cut it off
Titles: Breaking News: NeoGAF Moderator Struck Down in Young, Sexy Prime
SEATTE, WA- Tragedy struck today as White Man, moderator for "Neo Gee-Ay-Eff-Believe-dot-com Forums" was felled by a painful leg injury. Fearing imminent loss of his ability to give footjobs, Mr. Man immediately contacted one Drinkard J. Crow, a close associate and on-and-off life partner, to shuttle him to a hospital.
Upon arrival, Mr. Crow immediately dumped the gimp to use the death building's Wi-Fi and communicate with good posters on a superior message board. White Man, losing consciousness and his erection, was rushed into the ER for emergency examination of his boo-boo. Fearing the dreaded knee-AIDS, a "specialist" dressed as a janitor recommended surgery. White Man was immediately anesthetized with a block of frozen stool samples, and immediate draining of his totally grody knee began.
After the initial incision was made, it was discovered that the fluid in his knee was actually backed-up semen. Having no more room in his stomach, the dick-custard had metastasized within his knee; doctors consider this to be a side-effect of the time White Man spent on his knees. The specialist then drank the fluid for research purposes, and closed the incision with some spit and a gum wrapper. No infection was found.
Mr. Man, having no health insurance, is now living in an alleyway, where he regularly services Mr. Crow to pay for his medical bills. Doctors warn that his will likely lead to a repeat of semen-on-the-knee.
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=14800907#post14800907
done. Now everyone go post concerned messages.
I'm totally for that. Drinky is he in surgery now? He could be out for like 2 hours. We could make a ton.
You guys think that if I post something offensive in that thread I'll get banned?
Drinky, post that you just saw a priest being rushed into the ER.
you told them I'm getting my leg amputated? Sadly, that's probably still a few days away.
you told them I'm getting my leg amputated? Sadly, that's probably still a few days away.
be sure to mention that the borecast (www.borecast.com) will be having a memorial episode for tvc, and possibly featuring him
someone reply to this as
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=14801330&postcount=57
Does it look like a joke thread?
Great, thanks to that fuck everyone at GAF will come over here and cigarillo it up.22 Guests are viewing this topic
I just hope the guy isn't molested by nurses. We all know his fear of vag.
what's with all the forum war bullshit
Besides the fact that most GAF members are mindless chodes that buy into anything a GAF celebrity says?
FORUM LOYALTY
FORUM LOYALTY
fuck loyalty, I fucking hate you guys. I only come here for the dicks
CRUSHED I DEMAND YOU EDIT THAT STORY and make it funny thanks
Why the hell can't you people keep it to your own boards?
Why the hell can't you people keep it to your own boards?
Why the hell can't you people keep it to your own boards?
Meh. I like both forums. Just wish people would just chill out and laugh at something every once and a while.
Why the hell can't you people keep it to your own boards?
i agree with Brand New
we could talk about forum wars on The Borecast, hosted by Drinky Crow and myself, available on itunes and zune, and located conveniently at www.borecast.com
Why the hell can't you people keep it to your own boards?
This was supposed to be about me and you have turned into something shamefull. Ooo almost time to get shaved.
Stay classy, guys.
Can I post your story, Crushed?
This was supposed to be about me and you have turned into something shamefull. Ooo almost time to get shaved.
Hang in there, Keith. Hope everyone goes alright. I could go over and feed your cat for you if you're gonna be in the hospital for a while.
Why the hell can't you people keep it to your own boards?
Stay classy, guys.
Hey Crushed is that a reference to The Walking Dead? because that would make you awesome.
I crave human flesh
you are eating all this up, aren't you whiteman/tvc
I think we can rate this thread an B+
More entertainment than Transformers the Movie
you are eating all this up, aren't you whiteman/tvc
you are eating all this up, aren't you whiteman/tvc
yes. and he isn't even going to say "Thank you FM from getting me a 20 page thread that filled me with hours lawls of delights as I recovered". He doesn't even answer my PM's anymore for that matter. :'(
By the Power of Grey Skull, I forget people like Gaborn are real people on the internet.
I like both places.
*shrugs*
Now the entire forum is assembled. Finally, my chance.
Gentlemen, a murder will be committed tonight, in this very mansion.
Now the entire forum is assembled. Finally, my chance.
Gentlemen, a murder will be committed tonight, in this very mansion.
Got any clues as to who's gonna die?
ya this has been awesome. I hope whiteman gets hospitalized more often. Maybe next time he should die too so Gabon doesn't get so upset.
I like both places.
*shrugs*
So do I but you have to admit, this is pretty fucking hilarious
it's no vociferous laudations
I like both places.
*shrugs*
So do I but you have to admit, this is pretty fucking hilarious
totally
watching gaborn and rubx guy turn distinguished mentally-challenged fellow to the max is awesome
uh oh, we have a new registered memberHitokage
guess who it is and i'll let YOU pay ME $20
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=14802119&postcount=255
RIP? :lol
where's my shocking piece of investigative journalism, curseofthegods
demi, can we do this like 20 questions?
first question: is it a jew?
We need a tartan so we can all wear kilts. :tophatwe can have scottish games every year
We need a tartan so we can all wear kilts. :tophatwe can have scottish games every year
it's easy, since every single scottish game is just drunk men seeing how far they can throw various heavy objects, before then fucking some sheep
demi, can we do this like 20 questions?
first question: is it a jew?
Answer: NO
We need a tartan so we can all wear kilts. :tophat
demi, can we do this like 20 questions?
first question: is it a jew?
Answer: NO
Does he suck dicks?
HAY GUYZ WHATS GOING ON IN THIS THREAD
HAY GUYZ WHATS GOING ON IN THIS THREAD
HAY GUYZ WHATS GOING ON IN THIS THREAD
Ooh, I like that other forum.
I should join so I have two places to flirt with PhoenixDark. <3
blackmage are you going to eat human flesh?
also http://www.borecast.com
now i'm confused.. and when i'm confused i get angry
blackmage are you going to eat human flesh?
now i'm confused.. and when i'm confused i get angry
also http://www.borecast.com
Hey, isn't that the website for that hot new Podcast hosted by the effervescent Drinky Crow of GAF fame and some other chiseled stud? That show is delightful.
Man the nurse is taking forever to bring me the pee jug. Prole, I'm just gonna whiz in tour eee.
hahaha Willco. I felt the target line coming.spoiler (click to show/hide)It's okay to like Will Ferrel movies <3[close]
Man the nurse is taking forever to bring me the pee jug. Prole, I'm just gonna whiz in tour eee.
also http://www.borecast.com
Hey, isn't that the website for that hot new Podcast hosted by the effervescent Drinky Crow of GAF fame and some other chiseled stud? That show is delightful.
does that eee have a webcam, show us your shaven body
Man the nurse is taking forever to bring me the pee jug. Prole, I'm just gonna whiz in tour eee.
Weren't you getting shaved for surgery?
Man the nurse is taking forever to bring me the pee jug. Prole, I'm just gonna whiz in tour eee.
i don't know who pollo is
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=14802396&postcount=294
MAURICE :o
i don't know who pollo is
a cop
i don't know who pollo is
a cop
Man the nurse is taking forever to bring me the pee jug. Prole, I'm just gonna whiz in tour eee.
Weren't you getting shaved for surgery?
That would be interesting. A shaving of knees.
it's spelt "your" not "tour". You can't just do switching letters around whiteman.
Ban TVC
also http://www.borecast.com
Hey, isn't that the website for that hot new Podcast hosted by the effervescent Drinky Crow of GAF fame and some other chiseled stud? That show is delightful.
it's dare i say RIDONKULOUSLY well-produced and extremely topical! it's amazing what two scintillating commentators and a dead sexy guest star can do for the moribund podcasting business!
wow just wow @ http://www.borecast.com
I'm sure he said it, but I don't care enough about it to go looking for that post.
uh oh, another registered member
go on, guess
uh oh, another registered member
go on, guess
man, i miss percocets
I'm going in @ ~10pm
god i love a good french pinot
god i love a good french pinot
god i love a good french pinot
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=14802779&postcount=348(http://i43.tinypic.com/vh696x.jpg)
this nicca's got us all figgerd out!
i thought we were more like the quadriplegic pornstars of internet comedy.
My grandpa went in for knee surgery about 4 years ago. I was going to go visit him at the hospital while he was there, but before I even made it he was dead. True Story.
:(
I hope all goes well
Drinky is still at the hospital?
You motherfuckers are borderline sociopaths.there are no morals on the internet
YOU CAN'T PULL THIS SHIT ON THE INTERNET.
he's at evergreen in kirkland
Did the pain go away once they took the fluid out? That's what happened when I had fluid in my hip.
You know what sucks about surgery? No dreams. And then waking up disoriented since it feels like no time has passed.
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=14802396&postcount=294
MAURICE :o
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=14802396&postcount=294
MAURICE :o
Ugh. What the fuck?
I hope everything goes well, whiteman. If you die, I'm going to miss our random talks in the link thread.
:lolhttp://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=14802396&postcount=294
MAURICE :o
Ugh. What the fuck?
Can't say I find white guys attractive but you never know :teehee
You know what sucks about surgery? No dreams. And then waking up disoriented since it feels like no time has passed.
You don't dream? I could've sworn I was dreaming during my tumor removal operation.
Maybe I was just that fuuuucked up
I will so snatch the weave out of your bitch ass head if he joins, PD. There is only room for one of us on this site.
now that the surgery is going... i just wanted to remind everyone of this quote from page 2. :smugJarosh, when I die I want you to have all my stuff.
For the record guys, that Love You guy did register. I should approve him. Maybe Greatness Gone will implode on himself
my weirdest anesthesia story is being knocked out with underwear on but waking up without it for a jaw surgery. I did appreciate the ventilation but it was sort of weird.Well I didn't. I don't even remember blacking out. One moment I'm counting down and the next I'm waking up in the hospitable bed groggy. I had knee surgery too. Its very stiff and swollen for about a week.You know what sucks about surgery? No dreams. And then waking up disoriented since it feels like no time has passed.You don't dream? I could've sworn I was dreaming during my tumor removal operation.
Maybe I was just that fuuuucked up
edit: My junk was exposed for the entire procedure too.
well, you did just have surgery...
Do you have a big badass scar now?
Gaborn truly is a bizarro TVC. His sense of humor is seemingly the exact opposite of TVC.
Just talked to my surgeon. They found lots of unidentified (not gout) crystals in me knee and lots of inflammation. Sent it to pathology. Won't be back until tomorrow. They suspect maybe calcium deposits and son calcium yadayada diseaseJesus, that sounds painful. How's your room, BTW? Do you have any weird neighbors? I remember being an inpatient situation when I had surgery as teen. The people next to me made me so depressed.
Just talked to my surgeon. They found lots of unidentified (not gout) crystals in me knee and lots of inflammation. Sent it to pathology. Won't be back until tomorrow. They suspect maybe calcium deposits and son calcium yadayada disease
they gonna let you out while they do their homework? ping me if you need a ride home!
Just talked to my surgeon. They found lots of unidentified (not gout) crystals in me knee and lots of inflammation. Sent it to pathology. Won't be back until tomorrow. They suspect maybe calcium deposits and son calcium yadayada disease
ouch did I get get called out or what. :'(
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=14810618&postcount=542
ouch did I get get called out or what. :'(
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=14810618&postcount=542
dude's butthurt ferreal.
He's lurking this thread so he can relay shit? Probably wants GAF-props for spyin' on the enemy. Hurrrr
I didn't even want to do it to bait either i just thought it would make the op joke more obvious. O well Gabons an ass anyways so i don't feel bad.
the characterization as EB being a place for people banned from GAF is a bit too accurate for my tastes.
we're like amsterdam. hip and cool and lax and then dumb fat tourists come here, shit it up for a bit and go home.
we've got a van gogh museum here, you cunts. you could spend some time there instead of at coffee shops.
the characterization as EB being a place for people banned from GAF is a bit too accurate for my tastes.
we're like amsterdam. hip and cool and lax and then dumb fat tourists come here, shit it up for a bit and go home.
we've got a van gogh museum here, you cunts. you could spend some time there instead of at coffee shops.
the characterization as EB being a place for people banned from GAF is a bit too accurate for my tastes.
we're like amsterdam. hip and cool and lax and then dumb fat tourists come here, shit it up for a bit and go home.
we've got a van gogh museum here, you cunts. you could spend some time there instead of at coffee shops.
And rumor has it we have an awesome Red Light District too. ;)
Duh! He's a libertopian!I didn't even want to do it to bait either i just thought it would make the op joke more obvious. O well Gabons an ass anyways so i don't feel bad.
I gotta say, Gaborn's ability to make everything about him is pretty damn impressive.
the characterization as EB being a place for people banned from GAF is a bit too accurate for my tastes.
we're like amsterdam. hip and cool and lax and then dumb fat tourists come here, shit it up for a bit and go home.
we've got a van gogh museum here, you cunts. you could spend some time there instead of at coffee shops.
That's what drives me nuts. EB is NOT a temporary GAF purgatory, even though some fuckers treat it as such.
the characterization as EB being a place for people banned from GAF is a bit too accurate for my tastes.
we're like amsterdam. hip and cool and lax and then dumb fat tourists come here, shit it up for a bit and go home.
we've got a van gogh museum here, you cunts. you could spend some time there instead of at coffee shops.
That's what drives me nuts. EB is NOT a temporary GAF purgatory, even though some fuckers treat it as such.
I totally agree, but at the same time the forum founders brought it on themselves with how they chose to name it.
I like the name, but we could just call it "The Bore".
rename it "The Bore".
It's ok, I just banned you
now everyone is going to see this thread and think we're racist SMH.
maf is long gone, my pale wop friend. you know this; i know this.
maf is long gone, my pale wop friend. you know this; i know this.
maf is long gone, my pale wop friend. you know this; i know this.
maf needs to loosen up and switch to decaf.
:bow 1000 posts well spent at The Bore :bow2
maf is long gone, my pale wop friend. you know this; i know this.
maf needs to loosen up and switch to decaf.
also, rename it to "The Bore", Federwang, or I'll pm demi some hairless pics from my chubbier days and have him do it.
MAF's gain is our loss.
MAF got a girlfriend?
noone isn't a word. no one is two words. none is a single word. You have to choose.Never, ever correct someone's spelling or grammar. You've lost that right.
So who wants to pony up for a new URL
Cause I aint payin no money
We could use borecast