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General => Dysfunctional Hall of Fame => Topic started by: Flannel Boy on May 10, 2009, 10:17:02 AM

Title: Jinfash owns Kosma on pages five and six
Post by: Flannel Boy on May 10, 2009, 10:17:02 AM
Drewsy. He is incapable of writing anything worth reading. He's a bore whose knowledge begins and ends with prescription pain killers.

There aren't enough analgesics in the world to make his posts any less painful to read.

edit:

http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=30169.msg850860#msg850860 (http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=30169.msg850860#msg850860)
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: WrikaWrek on May 10, 2009, 10:20:10 AM
[youtube=560,345]qc6WnUfmAdI[/youtube]
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on May 10, 2009, 10:21:32 AM
I'm assuming this is Malek's Log 3
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: Reb on May 10, 2009, 10:21:45 AM
Malek
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: Tieno on May 10, 2009, 10:26:12 AM
Why no Borys option?
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: WrikaWrek on May 10, 2009, 10:26:27 AM
[youtube=560,345]qc6WnUfmAdI[/youtube]
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: Powerslave on May 10, 2009, 10:26:36 AM
Goddammit. Why can't I ever make it into polls? So far I missed on being raped, getting the swine flu and called worst on EB.

Shut the fuck up. You were already in at least 1 poll I know of and you know it too. Don't act like you forgot it.
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: WrikaWrek on May 10, 2009, 10:27:24 AM
[youtube=560,345]qc6WnUfmAdI[/youtube]
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: drew on May 10, 2009, 10:28:01 AM
looks like i touched a nerve :lol

hey you asked for it malek
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: Diunx on May 10, 2009, 10:29:01 AM
Why no Borys option?

Judging by the responses on his return thread on the gaming side I thought everyone here loved Borys.
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on May 10, 2009, 10:31:05 AM
Why no Borys option?

Judging by the responses on his return thread on the gaming side I thought everyone here loved Borys.

You'd have to read his previous posts.  The love is only temporary.
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: Powerslave on May 10, 2009, 10:31:20 AM
looks like i touched a nerve :lol

ya  I was thinking the same lol
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 10, 2009, 10:32:12 AM
Only one I could vote for is Wricka
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: drew on May 10, 2009, 10:32:20 AM
now we wait while malek hides from his own family while trying to catch a wifi signal in his fathers garage to post a response
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: WrikaWrek on May 10, 2009, 10:34:21 AM
[youtube=560,345]qc6WnUfmAdI[/youtube]
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: Powerslave on May 10, 2009, 10:36:50 AM
now we wait while malek hides from his own family while trying to catch a wifi signal in his fathers garage to post a response

:rofl



"Ughh! goddammit! ...Maybe I'll get a signal if I hold my laptop like THIS"
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: drew on May 10, 2009, 10:37:12 AM
on mothers day no less!
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: Reb on May 10, 2009, 10:39:42 AM
(http://www.e-imagesite.com/Files/4756de04a21db9297a13ef6ab4b370bb2657579.gif)

Well, I'm derailed!
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: drew on May 10, 2009, 10:45:51 AM
i really dont dislike malek, my ribbing is done out of love

you must have missed when i really troll people, i have made @ least 3 people leave evilbore for good
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on May 10, 2009, 10:46:39 AM
such as...
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: drew on May 10, 2009, 10:49:03 AM
that guy that tried to make fun of soulja boy
that guy that joined up the same time as shins
and some other guy i cant remember what he did
the number is probably closer to 5 honestly
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: Reb on May 10, 2009, 10:51:42 AM
and some other guy i cant remember what he did

Ah man, I really liked that guy.
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: drew on May 10, 2009, 10:56:19 AM
it was some gaffag that made a few posts in outside links & welcome new evilborians

the only reason jinfash is still here is because i didnt comment when he was a junior
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 10, 2009, 11:03:34 AM
now we wait while malek hides from his own family while trying to catch a wifi signal in his fathers garage to post a response

:rofl



"Ughh! goddammit! ...Maybe I'll get a signal if I hold my laptop like THIS"

thread backfire

Malek annihilated  :lol
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: Smooth Groove on May 10, 2009, 11:04:29 AM
What is the justification for each choice?  
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: demi on May 10, 2009, 11:04:57 AM
They're all PC gamers
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: Reb on May 10, 2009, 11:09:16 AM
I'm guessing Jin is here because at some point his father actually brought home gifts in stead of lizards.
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: Smooth Groove on May 10, 2009, 11:13:36 AM
They're all PC gamers

So Frag, TVC, Drinky, Eel are all crap posters as well? 
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: Diunx on May 10, 2009, 11:15:38 AM
To be honest I'm the only good poster here.
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 10, 2009, 11:20:05 AM
They're all PC gamers

So Frag, TVC, Drinky, Eel are all crap posters as well? 

Yes, except for TVC and Frag
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: CurseoftheGods on May 10, 2009, 11:30:09 AM
FoC definitely.
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: drew on May 10, 2009, 11:30:53 AM
thread backfire

Malek annihilated  :lol

mess w/ the bull get the horns etc etc
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: CurseoftheGods on May 10, 2009, 11:32:53 AM
How many of your posts end in "etc etc"?
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: drew on May 10, 2009, 11:36:46 AM
as many as i want you nosey (literally lol) cigarillo (also literal)
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: CurseoftheGods on May 10, 2009, 11:40:39 AM
Yeah, I am gay and look like shit. I already know that. Thanks for telling me.
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 10, 2009, 11:44:20 AM
Curse is actually good looking. Post your own pic Drewsy

Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: Saint Cornelius on May 10, 2009, 11:50:20 AM
I'd really like to answer, but I'm all about this "new leaf"
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: drew on May 10, 2009, 11:50:40 AM
like shooting fish in a fucking barrel :lol
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: Powerslave on May 10, 2009, 11:52:04 AM
like shooting fish in a fucking barrel :lol

I bet you couldn't even hit 1 fish even if the barrel was full of it.
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: Crushed on May 10, 2009, 11:53:42 AM
now we wait while malek hides from his own family while trying to catch a wifi signal in his fathers garage to post a response

:rofl



"Ughh! goddammit! ...Maybe I'll get a signal if I hold my laptop like THIS"

thread backfire

Malek annihilated  :lol

maurice sides with drewsy

drewsy wrong confirmed
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: drew on May 10, 2009, 11:54:21 AM
I bet you couldn't even hit 1 fish even if the barrel was full of it.

lets bring out our bb guns and see, oh you dont have one? thats right you're european

Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 10, 2009, 11:56:56 AM
btw where did Greatness Gone go

Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: Powerslave on May 10, 2009, 11:58:12 AM
I bet you couldn't even hit 1 fish even if the barrel was full of it.

lets bring out our bb guns and see, oh you dont have one? thats right you're european



I had a motherfucking BB shotgun but it broke
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: Cyanista on May 10, 2009, 11:59:14 AM
Really no one annoys outstandingly. 
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: drew on May 10, 2009, 11:59:27 AM
mhm

sure
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: Reb on May 10, 2009, 12:01:40 PM
I remember that time Drewsy went crazy and sent me a chatlog.
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on May 10, 2009, 12:08:22 PM
Methodis, Greatness Gone, and FOC are the right answers.

FOC is a twit but since he's so one note, his trolling loses a lot of its impact.  Greatness Gone went out of his way to be the shittiest poster possible.  I guess out of the three, Methodis was the worst.
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: Saint Cornelius on May 10, 2009, 12:09:32 PM
Really no one annoys outstandingly. 

As exiled OAers, it would be hard to top the levels of annoyance we've experienced.
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: demi on May 10, 2009, 12:10:05 PM
They're all PC gamers

So Frag, TVC, Drinky, Eel are all crap posters as well? 

Yes, unfortunately. I make no exceptions.
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: demi on May 10, 2009, 12:10:39 PM
Why did Malek edit his poll and put my name in? I fixed that up for him.
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: Cyanista on May 10, 2009, 12:14:19 PM
Really no one annoys outstandingly. 

As exiled OAers, it would be hard to top the levels of annoyance we've experienced.

Seriously, I can't think of anyone who is actually a *bad* poster.  Between OA and some of the goofy art/mmo boards I've been on...this place is pretty smooth.
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: Bloodwake on May 10, 2009, 12:17:08 PM
Well, I didn't get put on this poll.

I guess getting raped was bad enough.
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: demi on May 10, 2009, 12:20:11 PM
Well, I didn't get put on this poll.

I guess getting raped was bad enough.

Oh thanks for reminding me, I knew I forgot someone
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: drew on May 10, 2009, 12:23:42 PM
just make a mild mannered troll containing facts about malek's life that he himself has made public knowledge and i'm sure he'll add you in there
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: Oblivion on May 10, 2009, 03:42:55 PM
*cough*

<----------


I DEMAND A RECOUNT. :punch
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 10, 2009, 04:44:09 PM
Outcome is shocking, etc etc

No duckman, tho?  Fail.
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: Bloodwake on May 10, 2009, 04:56:32 PM
Whoever added T234 = fail.
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: Flannel Boy on May 10, 2009, 04:57:22 PM
Demi. He can't keep his hands off of my poll.
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: demi on May 10, 2009, 04:59:09 PM
I didn't do anything though
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: drew on May 10, 2009, 05:07:05 PM
i think theres one thing we can all agree on

malek has the most sensitie vag on evilbore
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: demi on May 10, 2009, 05:19:20 PM
LOL @ "awful human being"
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: drew on May 10, 2009, 05:19:41 PM
looking @ his last post he is obviously in a k hole or something
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: drew on May 10, 2009, 05:21:12 PM
that is unless you get off on self pity pandering and spamming beatles youtubes
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 10, 2009, 05:25:24 PM
GS is the worst poster in this thread
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: drew on May 10, 2009, 05:27:47 PM
this thread is about ripping on malek not what you did last night

requesting thread title change to "the official roast of malek"
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: Flannel Boy on May 10, 2009, 05:29:30 PM
This will blow your mind Drewsy: I can be extremely thin-skinned and you can be an incredibly shitty poster at the same time.
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: drew on May 10, 2009, 05:30:26 PM
how about you suck my dick you canuckfuck

ps: nice work on the italics, really added oomph
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: Flannel Boy on May 10, 2009, 05:31:55 PM
how about you suck my dick you canuckfuck

Are you 12?  ???
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 10, 2009, 05:32:14 PM
Malek likes a nice mouthful, not a little nub.  He wants something hitting his tonsils, something to give him a real workout, you know?
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: drew on May 10, 2009, 05:32:46 PM
OHHHHHHHHH

noice comeback
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: Flannel Boy on May 10, 2009, 05:33:41 PM
Malek likes a nice mouthful, not a little nub.  He wants something hitting his tonsils, something to give him a real workout, you know?

That sounds like an offer.  :omg :hyper :omg
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 10, 2009, 05:34:31 PM
Drewsy overreached and annihilated himself
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: Diunx on May 10, 2009, 05:39:50 PM
demi add duckman to the poll, he has me on ignore.
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: Flannel Boy on May 10, 2009, 05:44:43 PM
Altogether Andrews is far from worst poster on evilbore.

I'm really not complimenting him; I'm criticizing evilbore. For shame!
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: duckman2000 on May 10, 2009, 05:45:56 PM
Altogether Andrews is far from worst poster on evilbore.

I'm really not complimenting him; I'm criticizing evilbore. For shame!

The upper crust  :tophat
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on May 10, 2009, 05:47:45 PM
Drewsy overreached and annihilated himself

Did he ever.  It's painful to watch, like when I try to tease Drinky.   :-\
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: Flannel Boy on May 10, 2009, 05:48:18 PM
:bow PS3  :bow2
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: drew on May 10, 2009, 05:49:44 PM
Drewsy overreached and annihilated himself

shouldnt there be something in bold on top of this? wheres the /10 score?

this is coming from master of the internet peanut gallery after all
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: CurseoftheGods on May 10, 2009, 05:49:52 PM
Drewsy overreached and annihilated himself

Agreed. It was embarrassing and painful to watch.

Edit: ^ Case in point.
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: drew on May 10, 2009, 05:50:56 PM
how about you suck my dick faggot

there.  thats not reaching at all is it?

that is entirely within the realm of possibility
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: CurseoftheGods on May 10, 2009, 05:51:26 PM
how about you suck my dick fcolor=black]aggot[/color]

:lol
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: Flannel Boy on May 10, 2009, 05:51:55 PM
This is why you are on the poll.
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: drew on May 10, 2009, 05:53:24 PM
why? because i own people?

better that than something else
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: CurseoftheGods on May 10, 2009, 05:55:06 PM
Stop for your own sake, Drewsy. You're making an ass out of yourself.
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: Flannel Boy on May 10, 2009, 05:55:35 PM
Its a free country Jinfash  :american

not jinfash's.
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: drew on May 10, 2009, 05:57:06 PM
Stop for your own sake, Drewsy. You're making an ass out of yourself.

youd like that wouldnt you?

badoom ishhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: Beezy on May 10, 2009, 05:57:18 PM
I don't see Manabyte or fistfulofmetal on that poll.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Actually, I dont think fistful is one of the worst. He just can be really annoying imo. Manabyte on the other hand is an all around shitty poster.
[close]
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: Oblivion on May 10, 2009, 05:57:42 PM
Its a free country Jinfash  :american

not jinfash's.

Stole my reply! :punch
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: Barry Egan on May 10, 2009, 05:58:06 PM
fwiw, I consider both drewsy and malek some of my favorite posters  8)
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 10, 2009, 05:58:11 PM
I think I speak for all of us when we say we'd like it if drewsy would stick a gun up his ass and pull the trigger until it clicked.
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on May 10, 2009, 05:58:13 PM
Its a free country Jinfash  :american

not jinfash's.

 :lol :lol :lol

fwiw, I consider both drewsy and malek some of my favorite posters  8)

agreed.  Though this thread is really bad for drewsy. 
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on May 10, 2009, 05:58:33 PM
As much as I enjoy a good Manabyte bashing, he hasn't been that bad of a poster here.
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: demi on May 10, 2009, 05:59:09 PM
demi add duckman to the poll, he has me on ignore.

Why dont you tounge my starfish you bottom dweller
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: Flannel Boy on May 10, 2009, 05:59:51 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: Diunx on May 10, 2009, 06:02:05 PM
demi add duckman to the poll, he has me on ignore.

Why dont you tounge my starfish you bottom dweller

I don't get it.

are you gonna add him or what?
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: Flannel Boy on May 10, 2009, 06:02:16 PM
Manabyte is valuable: He warns us about NASA conspiracies and terrifying epidemics that will surpass the 1918 flu pandemic . .. because of planes.
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: demi on May 10, 2009, 06:02:28 PM
demi add duckman to the poll, he has me on ignore.

Why dont you tounge my starfish you bottom dweller

I don't get it.

are you gonna add him or what?

*
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: Flannel Boy on May 10, 2009, 06:03:39 PM
 :rofl
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: Oblivion on May 10, 2009, 06:04:52 PM
Drewsy is just having a bad day, you people need to back off.

Just cause he's having a bad day doesn't give him an excuse to pick on poor Malek. :punch
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: Diunx on May 10, 2009, 06:04:58 PM
demi add duckman to the poll, he has me on ignore.

Why dont you tounge my starfish you bottom dweller

I don't get it.

are you gonna add him or what?

*

Ohhh I get it now! you want me to lick your asshole!

spoiler (click to show/hide)
:-*?
[close]
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: demi on May 10, 2009, 06:05:42 PM
Yum yum yum
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: demi on May 10, 2009, 06:06:12 PM
Drewsy is just having a bad day, you people need to back off.

Just cause he's having a bad day doesn't give him an excuse to pick on poor Malek. :punch

Hey go be afraid to die or something you fucking TWERP
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: CurseoftheGods on May 10, 2009, 06:06:41 PM
Drewsy is just having a bad day, you people need to back off.

:duh
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: Oblivion on May 10, 2009, 06:07:48 PM
Drewsy is just having a bad day, you people need to back off.

Just cause he's having a bad day doesn't give him an excuse to pick on poor Malek. :punch

Hey go be afraid to die or something you fucking TWERP

Why you gots to be so cold, dude?  :'(
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: Flannel Boy on May 10, 2009, 06:10:28 PM
He's complimented himself plenty of times.
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: Oblivion on May 10, 2009, 06:11:14 PM
Maybe I should gain some weight.
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: drew on May 10, 2009, 06:11:31 PM
i just played some peggle and cooled off

i still hate malek tho

im done w/ this shit, i have to take out my MOTHER for MOTHERS day
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: Diunx on May 10, 2009, 06:23:10 PM
Drewsy annihilated, goes running back to his mommy.
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: Flannel Boy on May 10, 2009, 06:25:48 PM
Jin is so sickly sweet that he urinates rainbows.
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: CurseoftheGods on May 10, 2009, 06:26:50 PM
Jin is so sickly sweet that he urinates rainbows.

:rofl
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: Brehvolution on May 10, 2009, 06:28:06 PM
<------
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: Barry Egan on May 10, 2009, 06:34:39 PM
also, am nintenho is the worst poster here.
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: Bloodwake on May 10, 2009, 06:35:52 PM
I think I speak for all of us when we say we'd like it if drewsy would stick a gun up his ass and pull the trigger until it clicked.

Wow, harsh

spoiler (click to show/hide)
:bow :bow2
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Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: drew on May 10, 2009, 06:38:14 PM
spoiler (click to show/hide)
:bow :bow2
[close]

go buff your teeth some more vag face
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: Flannel Boy on May 10, 2009, 06:40:43 PM
<------

the poll is asking who is the worst poster, not most inconsequential

also, am nintenho is the worst poster here.

worst, not most incoherent
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: FatalT on May 10, 2009, 06:43:04 PM
You're all a bunch of whiny cunts.
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: Flannel Boy on May 10, 2009, 06:44:58 PM
You're all a bunch of whiny cunts.

which poster is most likely to be molested by a confused Catholic Priest?

FatalT or Green Man?
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: Barry Egan on May 10, 2009, 06:45:49 PM
coherence is my gradient for post quality.  Etoilet is my runner up, for instance.
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: Flannel Boy on May 10, 2009, 06:46:16 PM
coherence is my gradient for post quality.  Etoilet is my runner up, for instance.
Yet you like Hegel.
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: Oblivion on May 10, 2009, 06:46:33 PM
<------

the poll is asking who is the worst poster, not most inconsequential

also, am nintenho is the worst poster here.

worst, not most incoherent

Wow, I'm so irrelevant, I wasn't even deemed worthy of an insult.  :-\
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: demi on May 10, 2009, 06:46:47 PM
On second thought Im glad Im not in the poll.

:bow Malek :bow2

spoiler (click to show/hide)
sluuuuuuuuuuurp
[close]

Fixed
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: Barry Egan on May 10, 2009, 06:48:44 PM
wtf you didnt change anything demi

look at the poll again, dingus.
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: Oblivion on May 10, 2009, 06:48:50 PM
Check the poll. ;)

edit: damn it, Chipopo!
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: FatalT on May 10, 2009, 06:49:01 PM
You're all a bunch of whiny cunts.

which poster is most likely to be molested by a confused Catholic Priest?

FatalT or Green Man?

Obviously if the Catholic Priest is confused, he'd go for Green Man.
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: Flannel Boy on May 10, 2009, 06:49:33 PM
<------

the poll is asking who is the worst poster, not most inconsequential

also, am nintenho is the worst poster here.

worst, not most incoherent

Wow, I'm so irrelevant, I wasn't even deemed worthy of an insult.  :-\
"most needy" poster goes to me. Don't try to take that away from me.
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: demi on May 10, 2009, 06:51:06 PM
It doesnt count demi sorry, this is not Maleks original draft.

I didnt edit the poll.
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: demi on May 10, 2009, 06:51:48 PM
Everyone just hates you Kosma. I think they're jealous of your aids fuck tour.
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: FatalT on May 10, 2009, 06:51:54 PM
It doesnt count demi sorry, this is not Maleks original draft.

WTF how can I have 7 votes already? WTF whos name did you replace me with?

He changed DEMI to Kosma.
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: drew on May 10, 2009, 06:52:15 PM
to my 12 voters

heres a youtube

[youtube=560,345]KOfMgbWVnYA[/youtube]
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: demi on May 10, 2009, 06:53:23 PM
Thats low even for Demi.

Are you going to cry at the fact that people dont like you?
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: Flannel Boy on May 10, 2009, 06:53:41 PM
It's that tattoo. Even Spencer, who has a lame torso tattoo, thinks it's gay.
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: drew on May 10, 2009, 06:57:29 PM
I don't leave my house, sooo....

no wonder you werent in the poll, you have something in common with the thread starter!
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on May 10, 2009, 06:58:51 PM
This page in particular is very hostile
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on May 10, 2009, 06:59:09 PM
You're all a bunch of whiny cunts.

which poster is most likely to be molested by a confused Catholic Priest?

FatalT or Green Man?

I don't leave my house, sooo....

PD's priest always made house calls just for him.
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: Flannel Boy on May 10, 2009, 07:02:50 PM

She can't insult your unicorn tattoo when she just got a lame skull-n-bones tattoo on the back of her neck.
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: drew on May 10, 2009, 07:03:21 PM
just be glad you arent losing to wrikawrek

WRIKAWREK
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on May 10, 2009, 07:03:52 PM

She can't insult your unicorn tattoo when she just got a lame skull-n-bones tattoo on the back of her neck.

 :lol
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on May 10, 2009, 07:04:15 PM
That skull and crossbones tat on her neck looked pretty tacky.

I could expect a distinguished mentally-challenged fellow teenager to get one but someone in her mid 20s or later?  I don't know.
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: drew on May 10, 2009, 07:05:04 PM
She can't insult your unicorn tattoo when she just got a lame skull-n-bones tattoo on the back of her neck.

good 2 c ur making progress

now turn that logic back on your beatles infatuation
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: Barry Egan on May 10, 2009, 07:05:24 PM

She can't insult your unicorn tattoo when she just got a lame skull-n-bones tattoo on the back of her neck.

so true
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: drew on May 10, 2009, 07:06:13 PM
what is up with malek's distinguished mentally-challenged spacing?

i had to edit that shit out
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on May 10, 2009, 07:07:06 PM
I thought her tat was cute.

It's because you want to get in her panties.

Which is understandable but I thought it just looked weird for someone her age to get one like that.
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: Flannel Boy on May 10, 2009, 07:07:12 PM
I thought her tat was cute.

It's cute on the front of a T-shirt or a child's lunchbox, not on the back of a woman's neck.
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: fistfulofmetal on May 10, 2009, 07:08:02 PM
dcharlie is the worst
drewsy is a close second
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: TVC15 on May 10, 2009, 07:13:23 PM
what the fuck is this shit?  jesus, nuke this forum already.

.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
I still voted
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Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: drew on May 10, 2009, 07:15:08 PM
most of my haters are people that nobody knows or people that ive owned

then again there are the anomalies like straitedge porn addicts
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: fistfulofmetal on May 10, 2009, 07:17:56 PM
i'm not really a porn addict. i've cut down drastically.
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: Flannel Boy on May 10, 2009, 07:25:01 PM


FoC won an award in kindergarten for cutting and pasting, a skill which he uses to this very day.
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: drew on May 10, 2009, 07:27:02 PM

hey malek is this one of the traits of a good poster? or should i have added capitals and apostrophes too?
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: CurseoftheGods on May 10, 2009, 07:27:47 PM
Is this the first thing FOC won in his life though?

Bets please.

No. He one the Libertarian three legged race when he was seven.

Massive fail.



FoC won an award in kindergarten for cutting and pasting, a skill which he uses to this very day.

Ouch. :lol
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: WrikaWrek on May 10, 2009, 07:42:23 PM
[youtube=560,345]qc6WnUfmAdI[/youtube]
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on May 10, 2009, 07:44:35 PM
Is this the first thing FOC won in his life though?

Bets please.

No. He one the Libertarian three legged race when he was seven.

Massive fail.


I shouldn't even try to be cool, Jesus.

I've done this exact same thing.  I feel your pain. 
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: Fresh Prince on May 10, 2009, 07:53:14 PM
Drewsy- demi without the wit or bone crushing honesty or the love of bone crushing fat, hariy men.
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: Flannel Boy on May 10, 2009, 07:54:43 PM
It's that tattoo. Even Spencer, who has a lame torso tattoo, thinks it's gay.

I swear I've seen that tattoo before, after some googling.

[IMG]http://i43.tinypic.com/14kh7a9.jpg[/mg]

If you don't know who that is, here's a reference containing the same photo.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Northstar


Quote
He is one of the first openly gay superheroes in American comic books.

 It's hard to stay in the closet with that tattoo.
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on May 10, 2009, 08:06:30 PM
 :lol :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: Flannel Boy on May 10, 2009, 08:11:40 PM
genghis cohen

not as bad as Billy Rygar. Glad he's gone
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: Flannel Boy on May 10, 2009, 08:12:00 PM
I think anyone who knows the Marvel universe and the X-Men knows who Northstar is. It just so happens that he's the only gay Marvel superhero.
/me claps
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: CurseoftheGods on May 10, 2009, 08:14:39 PM
genghis cohen

not as bad as Billy Rygar. Glad he's gone

Anyone remember Nadal? Man, he was one shitty poster.
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on May 10, 2009, 08:15:29 PM
The Experiment was quite shit as well
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: Flannel Boy on May 10, 2009, 08:17:10 PM
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

All of the sudden I'm starting to appreciate your tattoo. Thank you for honoring a comic trailblazer.
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on May 10, 2009, 08:18:35 PM
 :lol :lol

I'm crying here. 
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: Barry Egan on May 10, 2009, 08:18:41 PM
wait, Kosma got that tattoo without being aware of Northstar?  lulz.
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: Diunx on May 10, 2009, 08:20:32 PM
It's that tattoo. Even Spencer, who has a lame torso tattoo, thinks it's gay.

I swear I've seen that tattoo before, after some googling.

(http://i43.tinypic.com/14kh7a9.jpg)

If you don't know who that is, here's a reference containing the same photo.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Northstar

LOL thats the gay x-man :rofl
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: Barry Egan on May 10, 2009, 08:21:36 PM
thread redeemed
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 10, 2009, 08:23:31 PM
It's that tattoo. Even Spencer, who has a lame torso tattoo, thinks it's gay.

I swear I've seen that tattoo before, after some googling.

(http://i43.tinypic.com/14kh7a9.jpg)

If you don't know who that is, here's a reference containing the same photo.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Northstar

(http://i43.tinypic.com/25yunmp.jpg)

OMG  :lol
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: Flannel Boy on May 10, 2009, 08:23:52 PM
how long before kosma alters his tattoo?

(http://th01.deviantart.com/fs5/300W/i/2004/361/b/2/Unicorn_vs__Dolphin_by_basehead.jpg)

not too late
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: cool breeze on May 10, 2009, 08:27:20 PM
 :lol

that tattoo is so much better now

 :rofl it's the exact same one

 
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 10, 2009, 08:27:46 PM
Quote
When Bill Mantlo succeeded Byrne as Alpha Flight writer, he began a storyline in which Northstar became infected with a strange illness. Mantlo intended to reveal that the illness was AIDS and then kill off the character...

Now the truth is finally revealed!
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: cool breeze on May 10, 2009, 08:29:25 PM
omg  :lol

Quote
instead of dying of AIDS, Northstar was revealed to be a magical being whose illness was the result of prolonged separation from his homeland.

Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: Barry Egan on May 10, 2009, 08:31:10 PM
most gullible poster ---> Kosma
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: Flannel Boy on May 10, 2009, 08:31:36 PM
kosma started to sandpaper his arm.
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: Diunx on May 10, 2009, 08:31:46 PM
:rofl
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 10, 2009, 08:32:56 PM
 :tbslol
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: TVC15 on May 10, 2009, 08:33:29 PM
Jin, that was brilliant.
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: Beezy on May 10, 2009, 08:33:54 PM
:rofl

:bow Jinfash :bow2
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: Fresh Prince on May 10, 2009, 08:34:13 PM
A mod has to change kosma into Northstar now.
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: CurseoftheGods on May 10, 2009, 08:35:07 PM
:rofl
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: WrikaWrek on May 10, 2009, 08:36:39 PM
[youtube=560,345]qc6WnUfmAdI[/youtube]
Title: Re: Jinfash owns Kosma on pages five and six
Post by: Diunx on May 10, 2009, 08:37:56 PM
:rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: Fresh Prince on May 10, 2009, 08:38:25 PM
omg  :lol

Quote
instead of dying of AIDS, Northstar was revealed to be a magical being whose illness was the result of prolonged separation from his homeland.

This needs to be quoted again because it is awesome.
Title: Re: Jinfash owns Kosma on pages five and six
Post by: cool breeze on May 10, 2009, 08:39:39 PM
this thread got really awesome

and Kosma is Northstar, tatto aside.
Title: Re: Jinfash owns Kosma on pages five and six
Post by: Akala on May 10, 2009, 08:39:52 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: Jinfash owns Kosma on pages five and six
Post by: Flannel Boy on May 10, 2009, 09:02:23 PM
Jinfash sure knows how to smoke a Pole.  :teehee
Title: Re: Jinfash owns Kosma on pages five and six
Post by: Madrun Badrun on May 10, 2009, 09:03:11 PM
 :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: Jinfash owns Kosma on pages five and six
Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 10, 2009, 09:11:12 PM
Wow, this went from awful to Hall of Fame worthy in two pages! :lol
Title: Re: Jinfash owns Kosma on pages five and six
Post by: Oblivion on May 10, 2009, 09:14:35 PM
Holy balls. :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: Jinfash owns Kosma on pages five and six
Post by: Dickie Dee on May 10, 2009, 09:15:48 PM
 :lol :lol

hope the cheese grater was dull and didn't do too much damage
Title: Re: Jinfash owns Kosma on pages five and six
Post by: Bloodwake on May 10, 2009, 09:17:35 PM
Man, I totally wanted this thread shitbinned, but fuck, Jinfash fucking wins. Total awesomeness.
Title: Re: Jinfash owns Kosma on pages five and six
Post by: duckman2000 on May 10, 2009, 09:18:33 PM
Bravo
Title: Re: Jinfash owns Kosma on pages five and six
Post by: Brehvolution on May 10, 2009, 09:26:47 PM
LMFAO Jin!!!  :bow2

I haven't laughed that hard in awhile. Thanks  :-*
Title: Re: Jinfash owns Kosma on pages five and six
Post by: Madrun Badrun on May 10, 2009, 09:29:06 PM
Yes Jin made my day. 
Title: Re: Jinfash owns Kosma on pages five and six
Post by: Eel O'Brian on May 10, 2009, 09:31:55 PM
bravo
Title: Re: Jinfash owns Kosma on pages five and six
Post by: pilonv1 on May 10, 2009, 09:33:47 PM
Jinfash for Icon :lol :lol :lol

x infinity :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: Jinfash owns Kosma on pages five and six
Post by: Purple Filth on May 10, 2009, 09:38:23 PM
Very nice  :lol
Title: Re: Jinfash owns Kosma on pages five and six
Post by: Propagandhim on May 10, 2009, 09:39:20 PM
That was brilliant  :lol
Title: Re: Jinfash owns Kosma on pages five and six
Post by: Great Rumbler on May 10, 2009, 10:12:03 PM
This is truly an epic ownage for the ages.
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: drew on May 10, 2009, 10:17:48 PM
Drewsy- demi without the wit or bone crushing honesty or the love of bone crushing fat, hariy men.

be more wordy please

mr wordy wordson mc wordsmith
Title: Re: Jinfash owns Kosma on pages five and six
Post by: demi on May 10, 2009, 10:18:10 PM
theres only room for one of us in the T
Title: Re: Who is the worst poster on evilbore?
Post by: AdmiralViscen on May 10, 2009, 10:20:11 PM
When I clicked this thread I didn't know why Drewsy was on the list, then I read the thread and I'd vote for him
Title: Re: Jinfash owns Kosma on pages five and six
Post by: drew on May 10, 2009, 10:21:10 PM
iawtp

bad day
Title: Re: Jinfash owns Kosma on pages five and six
Post by: Himu on May 10, 2009, 10:22:38 PM
This thread is hilarious.  :lol
Title: Re: Jinfash owns Kosma on pages five and six
Post by: Van Cruncheon on May 10, 2009, 10:24:04 PM
hall of fame this
Title: Re: Jinfash owns Kosma on pages five and six
Post by: Flannel Boy on May 10, 2009, 10:27:35 PM
 :omg

22,222

Title: Re: Jinfash owns Kosma on pages five and six
Post by: drew on May 10, 2009, 10:28:53 PM
theres only room for one of us in the T

since you never leave your room i think the T can make an exception (just this once)
Title: Re: Jinfash owns Kosma on pages five and six
Post by: Flannel Boy on May 10, 2009, 10:32:45 PM
ban everyone who got votes

T234  :'(
Title: Re: Jinfash owns Kosma on pages five and six
Post by: AdmiralViscen on May 10, 2009, 10:33:23 PM
HOLY FUCK @ jinfash, lmfao
Title: Re: Jinfash owns Kosma on pages five and six
Post by: Kestastrophe on May 10, 2009, 10:38:02 PM
Wiki Jihad was fucking EPIC

:bow Jinfash
Title: Re: Jinfash owns Kosma on pages five and six
Post by: Oblivion on May 10, 2009, 10:40:23 PM
For some reason this feels appropriate (http://playhimoffkeyboardcat.com/post/105161877).

spoiler (click to show/hide)
sorry, couldn't help it, Kosma  :'(
[close]
Title: Re: Jinfash owns Kosma on pages five and six
Post by: drew on May 10, 2009, 10:41:29 PM
tl;dr version of this thread:

malek gets his panties in a twist, starts thread
malek gets owned by me, concluding w/ daps
peanut gallery turns on me, more trolling
trolling takes a nasty turn, some of the worst the site has ever seen
jinfash makes a photoshop, kosma hates himself, kosma owned
shatpackers call for hall of faming, and generally pack together about shit
jinfash dappers
/thread
Title: Re: Jinfash owns Kosma on pages five and six
Post by: Bloodwake on May 10, 2009, 10:45:30 PM
Whoever voted for T234, fuck off.
Title: Re: Jinfash owns Kosma on pages five and six
Post by: Dickie Dee on May 10, 2009, 10:52:20 PM
For some reason this feels appropriate (http://playhimoffkeyboardcat.com/post/105161877).

spoiler (click to show/hide)
sorry, couldn't help it, Kosma  :'(
[close]

I don't remember that episode!

I only remember that scene as being the apex of the Conan pulls a lever and plays a ridiculous Walker: Texas Ranger scene bits.
Title: Re: Jinfash owns Kosma on pages five and six
Post by: Guybrush Threepwood on May 10, 2009, 10:52:49 PM
Kosma
Lonely Planet

 :lol :lol
Title: Re: Jinfash owns Kosma on pages five and six
Post by: Crushed on May 10, 2009, 11:02:16 PM
Kosma is gonna search Wiki for the next week making sure he doesn't have any similarities to gay superheroes.
Title: Re: Jinfash owns Kosma on pages five and six
Post by: Barry Egan on May 10, 2009, 11:06:21 PM
For some reason this feels appropriate (http://playhimoffkeyboardcat.com/post/105161877).

spoiler (click to show/hide)
sorry, couldn't help it, Kosma  :'(
[close]

I don't remember that episode!

I only remember that scene as being the apex of the Conan pulls a lever and plays a ridiculous Walker: Texas Ranger scene bits.

I gotta wonder if walker gave him aids....

It was Kosma
Title: Re: Jinfash owns Kosma on pages five and six
Post by: CurseoftheGods on May 10, 2009, 11:08:42 PM
lol
Title: Re: Jinfash owns Kosma on pages five and six
Post by: WrikaWrek on May 10, 2009, 11:17:37 PM
[youtube=560,345]qc6WnUfmAdI[/youtube]
Title: Re: Jinfash owns Kosma on pages five and six
Post by: Flannel Boy on May 10, 2009, 11:18:28 PM
I'm changing my vote to WrikaWrek.
Title: Re: Jinfash owns Kosma on pages five and six
Post by: tiesto on May 10, 2009, 11:32:57 PM
 :lol I think Kosma is pretty cool but I have to admit that was fucking hilarious.
Title: Re: Jinfash owns Kosma on pages five and six
Post by: Crushed on May 10, 2009, 11:33:17 PM
Edit: Holy shit, Kosma can be made into a super hero. Let's write his backstory!

[youtube=560,345]DUID8o_-_7U[/youtube]
Title: Re: Jinfash owns Kosma on pages five and six
Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 11, 2009, 12:26:49 AM
Sending this to the HALL.