THE BORE

General => Video Game Bored => Topic started by: Van Cruncheon on December 10, 2006, 09:50:40 PM

Title: NiGHTS Into Dreams is WRETCHED HORSESHIT
Post by: Van Cruncheon on December 10, 2006, 09:50:40 PM

WTF. I never really liked this game when it came out -- Mario 64 shat into its filthy, ugly mouth and made it beg for seconds -- but TODAY it's just plain rancid, both in mechanics and visuals. Fucking Sega whoremensch. The dynamic soundtrack is fuckall awesome, and the simple looping play is a decent enough old-school mechanic, but everything else -- character design, boss battles, the on-foot pseudo-3D shit and its miserable camera, the 3D in general -- it's like eighteen inches of bearcock up my refined gamer butthole. Has Yuji Naka EVER made a good game that wasn't Sonic 2?

Title: Re: NiGHTS Into Dreams is WRETCHED HORSESHIT
Post by: Beezy on December 10, 2006, 09:55:02 PM

 :-\

Title: Re: NiGHTS Into Dreams is WRETCHED HORSESHIT
Post by: TVC15 on December 10, 2006, 09:56:57 PM

It only has like 5 levels, too.  You can easily dinner for one it.

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Post by: Oblivion on December 11, 2006, 04:04:31 AM

Quote from: Drinky Crow on December 10, 2006, 09:50:40 PM

Has Yuji Naka EVER made a good game that wasn't Sonic 2?

You didn't like Sonic 3?

Title: Re: NiGHTS Into Dreams is WRETCHED HORSESHIT
Post by: Tigerriot on December 11, 2006, 07:29:51 AM

I'd have to agree with Drinky on this one.

In all honesty, I think the Sonic Team is the most overrated development team in videogame history.  From the beginning i've always felt the Sonic games were just ok.  The later ones complete horseshit.

Nights is just overrated, plain and simple.  To even compare it to Mario 64 is like slapping the face of your own mother.

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Post by: MrAngryFace on December 11, 2006, 10:49:37 AM

I played it a few times and just didn't get it. Some weird kid in shorts running around upside down. Did this game ship with free LSD or something. I think I missed out. I bet the game rocks if youre trippin balls.

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Post by: Cheebs on December 11, 2006, 10:59:31 AM

Nights indeed sucked. I bought a Saturn over a PSX at first lol. PSX was the last of the 3 systems that gen I got.

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Post by: Itch on December 11, 2006, 02:15:37 PM

Draw-in or pop-in was a feature in NiGHTS. =|

A lot of Saturn games which were underrated in their time are now overrated because of the internet. What the fuck is that about?

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Post by: cloudwalking on December 11, 2006, 02:26:32 PM

Quote from: Drinky Crow on December 10, 2006, 09:50:40 PM

Has Yuji Naka EVER made a good game that wasn't Sonic 2?

Amen, Sonic 2, cream of the crop

NiGHTS is overrated yeah. I don't hate it, but it's not the omg fuck awesome game people tout it as, I probably wouldn't even be excited for a sequel really

Title: Re: NiGHTS Into Dreams is WRETCHED HORSESHIT
Post by: Saint Cornelius on December 11, 2006, 02:39:49 PM

Like Crazy Taxi, it brings back the days of competing for high scores. That's one of the reasons I love it.

Then again I've only played it a few times so this could be nostalgia overwhelming me or something

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Post by: MrAngryFace on December 11, 2006, 06:11:15 PM

Remember that dumb special controller for it lol.

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Post by: Diablos on December 11, 2006, 06:17:42 PM

When I think about the state of Sega... I chuckle to myself.

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Post by: bork on December 12, 2006, 03:34:36 AM

FLY PLAYTHING, FLY

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Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 12, 2006, 03:38:57 AM

THANK YOU

This game was a god dammned over hyped piece of shit. I still remember when it was out and Sega marketed as something for more mature, smart gamers compared to the childish tripe of Crash. Well Crash>>>>Nights by far.

I went to a hotel expecting to have cable TV and they tried to sell me on CSPAN and UPN. That's in essence what Sega did to millions of gamers with this terrible piece of gutter trash. It can be argued that Nights created the gaming ghetto

Title: Re: NiGHTS Into Dreams is WRETCHED HORSESHIT
Post by: bork on December 12, 2006, 07:05:01 AM

Nights sucked.  Crash sucked.  Mario 64 sucked too.  They all sucked.  I hated the direction platformers went in after the 16-bit era.  I think the only 32-bit era platformer I thought was really cool at that time was Jumpining Flash!.

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Post by: Tigerriot on December 12, 2006, 10:02:49 AM

Quote from: lyte edge

Crash sucked.  Mario 64 sucked too. 

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