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General => Dysfunctional Hall of Fame => Topic started by: Yixian on August 22, 2009, 02:33:51 AM

Title: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame and Free Realms
Post by: Yixian on August 22, 2009, 02:33:51 AM
Oook where do we start? I'm not sure why I'm bothering writing a response to members of what certainly is one of the most loserish bottom-of-the-internet barrel forums out there but I guess something about pointing out just how pathetic you vile, spiteful "human beings" are is simply irresistible!

Don't doubt that that's what the majority of you people are: vile, spiteful and utterly repugnant. I mean seriously, look at yourselves, the worst of GAF congregate on this pathetic backwater of a mini-forum to spew nerdish hate remarks at other people on GAF and slap each others back in nerdish agreement. Make no mistake this entire website is the exact equivalent of two sweaty, clammy-palmed nerds gossiping in internet memes behind other peoples backs, sniggering, high fiving and walking off.

In fact elektrikluv herself outright admitted this place is unpleasant and boring but she eventually started coming back here so I'm not sure what that says about her. I guess it goes that little way towards helping you fill every last second of your day with online social consumption?

Oh and as for me as a boyfriend, well, I don't even need to tell you why I'd never accept an insult from people like you on that subject, least of all when you barely know a thing about me or my relationship. Like for example the tme recently I took elektrikluv for a surprise city break abroad at great expense only to be unable to sleep the night before with nerves, hoping she'd have a good time and all the detailed plans I had made for her would work out. Of course by the end of the first day then I was pretty exhausted, causing her to accuse me of being quite, making me feel self-conscious for not giving her an exciting evening for being so tired. I committed the cardinal sin in our relationship and expressed any degree of sadness at what she had said, and by that I mean she asked if her saying that had upset me and I replied "a bit". Of course any normal human being would simply have reassured me and we'd move on but she furiously blanked me for an hour and I had to beg her to leave.

I suppose a "good" boyfriend wouldn't have taken her on holiday and put her in the position of having to at some point feel guilty for it as it has been long established that she is unable to deal with this emotion in a sane way. I suppose a "good" boyfriend would have quickly downed some speed around 5pm to get him through the night without for a second going a little bit quiet due to lack of sleep. Of course the very very "best" boyfriend wouldn't date her at all so she wouldn't risk feeling guilty for all the thoughtful things you'd no doubt try and do for her.

It was rather amusing to watch the nerdiest or nerdlingers here immediately begin discussing who would bang her next, aww, you're such cute little obnoxious brats! I could only hope that you would be successful and experience everything that happened above and all the rest.

Anyway I guess I'll just go become a doctor and decent human being and stuff while you guys.. I dunno, sell your facial oil to grease companies or something. Oh hey Fresh Prince! Call me! I'll need someone to clean my toilets in a few years.

And save the replies, not gonna read them ;)

Love you!! xxxx
Title: Yixian Meltdown Thread
Post by: BlackMage on August 22, 2009, 02:37:43 AM
Oook where do we start? I'm not sure why I'm bothering writing a response to members of what certainly is one of the most loserish bottom-of-the-internet barrel forums out there but I guess something about pointing out just how pathetic you vile, spiteful "human beings" are is simply irresistible!

Don't doubt that that's what the majority of you people are: vile, spiteful and utterly repugnant. I mean seriously, look at yourselves, the worst of GAF congregate on this pathetic backwater of a mini-forum to spew nerdish hate remarks at other people on GAF and slap each others back in nerdish agreement. Make no mistake this entire website is the exact equivalent of two sweaty, clammy-palmed nerds gossiping in internet memes behind other peoples backs, sniggering, high fiving and walking off.

In fact elektrikluv herself outright admitted this place is unpleasant and boring but she eventually started coming back here so I'm not sure what that says about her. I guess it goes that little way towards helping you fill every last second of your day with online social consumption?

Oh and as for me as a boyfriend, well, I don't even need to tell you why I'd never accept an insult from people like you on that subject, least of all when you barely know a thing about me or my relationship. Like for example the tme recently I took elektrikluv for a surprise city break abroad at great expense only to be unable to sleep the night before with nerves, hoping she'd have a good time and all the detailed plans I had made for her would work out. Of course by the end of the first day then I was pretty exhausted, causing her to accuse me of being quite, making me feel self-conscious for not giving her an exciting evening for being so tired. I committed the cardinal sin in our relationship and expressed any degree of sadness at what she had said, and by that I mean she asked if her saying that had upset me and I replied "a bit". Of course any normal human being would simply have reassured me and we'd move on but she furiously blanked me for an hour and I had to beg her to leave.

I suppose a "good" boyfriend wouldn't have taken her on holiday and put her in the position of having to at some point feel guilty for it as it has been long established that she is unable to deal with this emotion in a sane way. I suppose a "good" boyfriend would have quickly downed some speed around 5pm to get him through the night without for a second going a little bit quiet due to lack of sleep. Of course the very very "best" boyfriend wouldn't date her at all so she wouldn't risk feeling guilty for all the thoughtful things you'd no doubt try and do for her.

It was rather amusing to watch the nerdiest or nerdlingers here immediately begin discussing who would bang her next, aww, you're such cute little obnoxious brats! I could only hope that you would be successful and experience everything that happened above and all the rest.

Anyway I guess I'll just go become a doctor and decent human being and stuff while you guys.. I dunno, sell your facial oil to grease companies or something. Oh hey Fresh Prince! Call me! I'll need someone to clean my toilets in a few years.

And save the replies, not gonna read them ;)

Love you!! xxxx

YES! I haven't even read it yet but I can't fuken wait

ok wow cry more please. there wasn't even any death threats... unfortunately you aren't gonna read this but, man, you got potential for crazy but you need training. i could've made you a champion
Title: Yixian Meltdown Thread
Post by: BlackMage on August 22, 2009, 02:51:50 AM
hey guys i got one i got one: wow he should publish that post and call it "wahhhh and peace".. get it wahhhh and peace hahaha  :tomato
Title: Yixian Meltdown Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 22, 2009, 02:57:22 AM
... I don't even need to tell you why I'd never accept an insult from people like you on that subject...

:rofl :rofl :rofl

Man, for someone who views this place as gutter trash and is so far above us, he sure did get extremely butthurt. :lol
Title: Yixian Meltdown Thread
Post by: Fresh Prince on August 22, 2009, 02:58:58 AM
Our shit cut you deep, eh?
And a mention by name :heart

Jin I'm coming back baby.
Title: Yixian Meltdown Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 22, 2009, 03:00:41 AM
Anyway I guess I'll just go become a doctor and decent human being and stuff while you guys.. I dunno, sell your facial oil to grease companies or something. Oh hey Fresh Prince! Call me! I'll need someone to clean my toilets in a few years.

:rofl :rofl :rofl

This rant is pure gold. I might have to split this topic to put it into the Hall of Fame.

Poor elektrikluv. :-\
Title: Yixian Meltdown Thread
Post by: BlackMage on August 22, 2009, 03:01:06 AM
Our shit cut you deep, eh?
And a mention by name :heart

Jin I'm coming back baby.

it's really no fair, how come you get extra attention?!  :maf
Title: Yixian Meltdown Thread
Post by: BamYouHaveAids on August 22, 2009, 03:01:49 AM
yixian and his bony frame are on a warpath, LOOKOUT!
Title: Yixian Meltdown Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 22, 2009, 03:02:35 AM
Fresh Prince, change your tag to Yixian's Toilet Cleaner. :lol
Title: Yixian Meltdown Thread
Post by: Fresh Prince on August 22, 2009, 03:05:17 AM
Our shit cut you deep, eh?
And a mention by name :heart

Jin I'm coming back baby.

it's really no fair, how come you get extra attention?!  :maf

You know why? Because I said the fucking truth with no fucking pretense. Simple as that. Hell what am I doing on the internet? I've got shit stains on humanity like Yixian to clean up.
Title: Yixian Meltdown Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 22, 2009, 03:13:00 AM
I hope elektrikluv doesn't end up in a suitcase.  :-\
Title: Yixian Meltdown Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 22, 2009, 03:20:07 AM
He'll never read that. :lol
Title: Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
Post by: twerd on August 22, 2009, 03:40:40 AM
What'd you edit out of his post, Willco? I want to read it in all its glory.

Yixian, this is EB, we troll the shit out of each other. You're the only one so insanely insecure about yourself that you feel the need to defend yourself. Grow a pair, take the internet less seriously, and shut the fuck up about your relationship.

<3
Title: Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 22, 2009, 03:42:00 AM
I didn't edit anything, I merely split it from another topic.
Title: Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
Post by: twerd on August 22, 2009, 03:42:42 AM
I didn't edit anything, I merely split it from another topic.

Was this in the catch-all Link thread? In that case, I applaud you good sir.
Title: Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 22, 2009, 03:53:34 AM
You'll all be sorry when he's a he's a successful doctor and you're nothing but a number on a death panel

smh dude, you've proven to be quite the child. Anyone dating someone like Elektrikluv shouldn't feel the need to validate themselves on the internets. I'm guessing you feel inadequate about yourself. Perhaps becoming a doctor will fix that. Or maybe you just want to write yourself penis growth prescriptions
Title: Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 22, 2009, 03:54:44 AM
I'm pretty sure jarosh has documented what schizo he is on GAF. This is nothing really new.
Title: Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
Post by: E-DuB on August 22, 2009, 03:55:36 AM
Ummmmm.....hmmmm...uhhhhh.....Don't really know what to say really....
Title: Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on August 22, 2009, 03:55:55 AM
uhhh

ok

too bad, I always liked yixian

so did she like break up with him or something

Title: Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 22, 2009, 03:56:56 AM
That'd be pretty funny if she did, and he blamed it all on THE BORE.
Title: Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
Post by: twerd on August 22, 2009, 04:01:04 AM
Ignore this post! :D
Title: Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 22, 2009, 04:01:40 AM
Funny that her relationship status isn't mentioned anymore on facebook, while he's still listing her as his gf on his relationship status. For shame
Title: Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 22, 2009, 04:08:22 AM
[youtube=560,345]8RYo0JpT410[/youtube]
Title: Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on August 22, 2009, 04:23:53 AM
ok, i FINALLY managed to track down the drama behind this thread.  wtf?  i apologize for ever having been sort of favorably inclined toward yixian.
Title: Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on August 22, 2009, 04:26:22 AM
 :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

Is she still dating this fucking nut? Jesus Christ. I've never seen someone whose mental instability comes across this clearly over the internet.
Title: Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
Post by: Human Snorenado on August 22, 2009, 04:29:18 AM
Can someone give me the cliffs notes version of wtf is going on here?
Title: Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on August 22, 2009, 04:36:00 AM
I have no idea how it reached here.
Title: Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
Post by: Narag on August 22, 2009, 04:36:16 AM
Why are Yixian's shitty threads infecting other forums now?


Edit: Oh, split from another topic.

So I'm to believe he went to the "effort" of coming here, signing up, then making a pisspoor "Fuck you." post under the pretense anyone here is beneath his notice but just in case you weren't aware, well, you are now but he'll never know if you are or not as he'll never read the replies.  :chicken
Title: Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
Post by: Vizzys on August 22, 2009, 04:39:44 AM
this guys gonna be a doctor?
Title: Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
Post by: Reb on August 22, 2009, 04:46:30 AM
My palms are sweaty with excitement over this thread.
Title: Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
Post by: etiolate on August 22, 2009, 05:09:47 AM
I can't only be the one that heard his post in this voice.

(http://www.davidlouisedelman.com/wp-content/uploads/princess-bride.jpg)
Title: Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
Post by: Vizzys on August 22, 2009, 05:15:05 AM
inconceivable!
Title: Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on August 22, 2009, 05:18:14 AM
Yixian caught saying dumb shit...again.

Anyway, I was proven right with this thread.  I've had the dumbfuck on ignore for well over a year on GAF, maybe about two years, but you guys loved him anyway because he broke out in histrionics with an asspie bent to it, which for whatever reason, a lot of EB members find to be endearing.  He's always been a neurotic pseudointellectual and the fact that he wants to be a doctor is pretty interesting.

As for Yixian and elektrikluv relationship drama, who gives a fuck.

...and leper Willco for allowing this loser to post.
Title: Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
Post by: Reb on August 22, 2009, 05:19:14 AM
Like for example the tme recently I took elektrikluv for a surprise city break abroad at great expense only to be unable to sleep the night before with nerves, hoping she'd have a good time and all the detailed plans I had made for her would work out. Of course by the end of the first day then I was pretty exhausted, causing her to accuse me of being quite, making me feel self-conscious for not giving her an exciting evening for being so tired. I committed the cardinal sin in our relationship and expressed any degree of sadness at what she had said, and by that I mean she asked if her saying that had upset me and I replied "a bit". Of course any normal human being would simply have reassured me and we'd move on but she furiously blanked me for an hour and I had to beg her to leave.

I liked this part. Although I don't know what 'furious blanking' is.
Title: Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
Post by: Narag on August 22, 2009, 05:19:55 AM
Maybe he's being modest and self-censoring the word FUCK. Ever the gentleman.
Title: Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
Post by: Purple Filth on August 22, 2009, 05:21:44 AM
thats a joke post right?


holy shit  :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

Title: Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
Post by: Reb on August 22, 2009, 05:24:03 AM
Blanking may refer to:

    * Blanking (metalworking), a metalworking process to form the rough shape of a sheet metal workpiece

That explains everything.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Nothing
[close]
Title: Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
Post by: Fresh Prince on August 22, 2009, 05:24:41 AM
You'll all be sorry when he's a he's a successful doctor and you're nothing but a number on a death panel

smh dude, you've proven to be quite the child. Anyone dating someone like Elektrikluv shouldn't feel the need to validate themselves on the internets. I'm guessing you feel inadequate about yourself. Perhaps becoming a doctor will fix that. Or maybe you just want to write yourself penis growth prescriptions
I've come to the conclusion people in relationships deserve each other.

Cliff notes:
Yixian posts photos of Electrikluv's arse on GAF.
Electirkluv bitches about it on Evilbore
Shit happens IRL
Yixian rant on Evilbore

Also what T EXP said
Title: Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
Post by: Purple Filth on August 22, 2009, 05:24:56 AM
crap post
Title: Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
Post by: etiolate on August 22, 2009, 05:25:09 AM
Quote
Like for example the tme recently I took elektrikluv for a surprise city break abroad at great expense only to be unable to sleep the night before with nerves, hoping she'd have a good time and all the detailed plans I had made for her would work out. Of course by the end of the first day then I was pretty exhausted, causing her to accuse me of being quite, making me feel self-conscious for not giving her an exciting evening for being so tired. I committed the cardinal sin in our relationship,  the most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well-known is this: never go in against a Yixian when poon is on the line!

Title: Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
Post by: Fresh Prince on August 22, 2009, 05:31:43 AM
Also this saga shows how stupid some women are.
Title: Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
Post by: twerd on August 22, 2009, 05:46:02 AM
Also this saga shows how stupid some women are.

Now, now, we all make mistakes.
Title: Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
Post by: Tieno on August 22, 2009, 06:44:48 AM
:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

Is she still dating this fucking nut? Jesus Christ. I've never seen someone whose mental instability comes across this clearly over the internet.
It takes a lot of hard work to get your lack of confidence stand out on the internet. Yixian has succeeded remarkably.
Title: Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
Post by: Kestastrophe on August 22, 2009, 09:15:41 AM
the worst of GAF congregate on this pathetic backwater of a mini-forum to spew nerdish hate remarks at other people on GAF and slap each others back in nerdish agreement.
:bow us


Quote from: Yixian
Make no mistake this entire website is the exact equivalent of two sweaty, clammy-palmed nerds gossiping in internet memes behind other peoples backs, sniggering, high fiving and walking off.
lol, the hypocrisy. Apparently this is lower on the list than "guy who posts revealing pictures of his girlfriend to get nerd props"  ::)
Title: Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
Post by: Draft on August 22, 2009, 09:24:39 AM
Man caught some serious feelings.
Title: Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
Post by: Bildi on August 22, 2009, 09:27:41 AM
Wow, that is a LOT of text.
I take it this means Yixian will not be a regular poster. :elephant
Title: Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
Post by: Human Snorenado on August 22, 2009, 09:52:20 AM
Wait wait wait... I'm to understand that Lord Asspie posted pics of eliktrikluv's derriere and I KNEW NOTHING ABOUT IT???

...no, still not worth wasting time browsing gaf.
Title: Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
Post by: Barry Egan on August 22, 2009, 10:16:42 AM
Jarosh: 1

Yixian: 0
Title: Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
Post by: WrikaWrek on August 22, 2009, 10:25:27 AM
Shit. I didn't know about this and even i feel guilty.

Title: Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
Post by: muckhole on August 22, 2009, 10:30:18 AM
What I love the most is the self-congratulatory parts of his post, detailing what a great boyfriend he is, still oblivious as to why folks might have had an issue with his behaviour.

If you're reading this (and I'm sure you are, Yixian), you're a self-centered repugnant fucking clown.
Title: Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
Post by: WrikaWrek on August 22, 2009, 10:32:42 AM
You tell him muchole, this motherfucker made me feel bad about myself.
Title: Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
Post by: Don Flamenco on August 22, 2009, 10:35:03 AM
Wow.  Niiiiice

Ummmmm.....hmmmm...uhhhhh.....Don't really know what to say really....

Just "snigger," give me a high five, and walk off


Title: Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
Post by: Diunx on August 22, 2009, 10:35:48 AM
C an I have a link to the arse pics mentioned on the first page? just so I can catch up before replying to this thread.
Title: Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
Post by: twerd on August 22, 2009, 10:54:39 AM
Yeah, sure, pervert.
Title: Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
Post by: Boogie on August 22, 2009, 11:07:40 AM
He doesn't have the discipline to just walk away from this thread without ever reading the replies.



Anyway I guess I'll just go become a doctor and decent human being

[youtube=560,345]G2y8Sx4B2Sk[/youtube]


You clearly cling to your future career as a measure of your worth as a human being.  Now, that's all fine and dandy, though a little pathetic, but here's the thing:

You're not a doctor yet.  You're not shit yet.  Boasting about your future career aspirations is beyond lame.

But don't worry.  Even if you succeed and become a doctor, make bucketloads of money, you'll never be as sexy or as badass as a Mountie.  :cancry
Title: Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
Post by: BlueTsunami on August 22, 2009, 11:39:56 AM
I don't know whats worse, being a nerdlinger or feeling the need to make a long post so you can prove and justify yourself to said nerdlingers. Yixian lost.

I am better than you, I am an aspiring doctor  :smug
Title: Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
Post by: Don Flamenco on August 22, 2009, 11:40:33 AM
Oh he will become a doctor for sure.

A vet, healing pigs and cows in Alabama.

that's probably a pretty profitable job. :lol


maybe elektrikluv got with him just because of his future aspirations.  a lot of girls do that!  and I mean, he doesn't seem like he has other redeeming qualities.
Title: Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
Post by: FatalT on August 22, 2009, 11:44:26 AM
:lol
Title: Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
Post by: BlueTsunami on August 22, 2009, 11:45:50 AM
This is like the speech you give when the two maverick detectives who put you away are watching as you're being put in cuffs and placed into a police cruiser.
Title: Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
Post by: FatalT on August 22, 2009, 11:48:48 AM
Hhhuuuuuuuuuuuuu YOU'LL ALL REGRET IT WHEN I'M A DOCTOR AND YOU'RE SCRUBBING MY TOILETS HURRRRrrrruuhhhhhhh...

(http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/851/yix.jpg)
Title: Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
Post by: Beezy on August 22, 2009, 12:10:29 PM
wow
Title: Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
Post by: Brehvolution on August 22, 2009, 12:17:11 PM
salt water particles
Title: Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 22, 2009, 12:18:54 PM
(http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc235/RukiXXIII/rofl.gif)
Title: Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
Post by: Veidt on August 22, 2009, 12:22:44 PM
What the fuck is this thread about.
Title: Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
Post by: BlueTsunami on August 22, 2009, 12:28:06 PM
I just got a PM from Yixian

Quote
Evilbore ruined one of Yixian's most valuable proteges. For three years I had her under contract, singing lessons, dancing lessons, acting lessons. I spent hundreds of thousands of dollars. I was gonna make her a big star. And let me be even more frank, just to show you that I'm not a hard-hearted man, that it's not all dollars and cents. She was beautiful, she was innocent, she was the greatest piece of ass I've ever had, and I've had it all over the world. And then Evilbore comes along with its olive oil voice and guinea charm and she runs off. She threw it all away just to make me look ridiculous. And a man in my position can't afford to be made to look ridiculous. Now you get the hell out of here. And you tell them nerdlingers that if they want to try any rough stuff that I ain't no band leader. Yeah, I heard that story.
Title: Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 22, 2009, 12:28:50 PM
This is like the speech you give when the two maverick detectives who put you away are watching as you're being put in cuffs and placed into a police cruiser.

:lol
Title: Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
Post by: drew on August 22, 2009, 12:33:42 PM
whotf is this guy
Title: Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
Post by: Van Cruncheon on August 22, 2009, 12:34:58 PM
shit/bin
Title: Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on August 22, 2009, 12:36:09 PM
I just got a PM from Yixian

Quote
Evilbore ruined one of Yixian's most valuable proteges. For three years I had her under contract, singing lessons, dancing lessons, acting lessons. I spent hundreds of thousands of dollars. I was gonna make her a big star. And let me be even more frank, just to show you that I'm not a hard-hearted man, that it's not all dollars and cents. She was beautiful, she was innocent, she was the greatest piece of ass I've ever had, and I've had it all over the world. And then Evilbore comes along with its olive oil voice and guinea charm and she runs off. She threw it all away just to make me look ridiculous. And a man in my position can't afford to be made to look ridiculous. Now you get the hell out of here. And you tell them nerdlingers that if they want to try any rough stuff that I ain't no band leader. Yeah, I heard that story.

Not the worst meltdown I've read on the internet but it's up there.  Y'know if that is real.
Title: Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 22, 2009, 12:37:38 PM
You know Yixian is logged out, reading this thread right now with tears in his eyes.
Title: Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
Post by: Van Cruncheon on August 22, 2009, 12:37:49 PM
wow, i hate to crib from that filth roissy, but that was the most betaesque beta male rant i've ever read
Title: Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
Post by: drew on August 22, 2009, 12:37:57 PM
oh hes a gaf fag

fucking figures
Title: Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 22, 2009, 12:38:11 PM
It's impressive.
Title: Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
Post by: Van Cruncheon on August 22, 2009, 12:39:21 PM
wait, he's a doctor? dude, i take that snark back, write me a script for some vics post-haste
Title: Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
Post by: Kestastrophe on August 22, 2009, 12:39:58 PM
I just got a PM from Yixian
Is that real  ???
Title: Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 22, 2009, 12:40:07 PM
I wonder how long he spend crafting that perfect retort. He signed up several days ago, and we stopped caring like a week ago.
Title: Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
Post by: twerd on August 22, 2009, 12:40:23 PM
I can't tell if that PM is real or not either.  :lol
Title: Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 22, 2009, 12:40:30 PM
No, he's going to be a doctor! Didn't you read his rant and how he's going to be better than the rest of us because he'll be a doctor?

I walk away from all of this with a lot of sympathy for elektrikluv, though. She has to put up with a crazy person, apparently.
Title: Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 22, 2009, 12:41:10 PM
Jesus, you guys never saw The Godfather? :lol
Title: Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on August 22, 2009, 12:41:28 PM
I wonder how long he spend crafting that perfect retort. He signed up several days ago, and we stopped caring like a week ago.

People stopped caring a couple of weeks ago.
Title: Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
Post by: BlueTsunami on August 22, 2009, 12:41:33 PM
The PM isn't real :lol
Title: Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 22, 2009, 12:43:41 PM
I wonder how long he spend crafting that perfect retort. He signed up several days ago, and we stopped caring like a week ago.

People stopped caring a couple of weeks ago.

I didn't care enough to check to see how long it had been.
Title: Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 22, 2009, 12:46:16 PM
[youtube=560,345]TI4-QyAzY64[/youtube]
Title: Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
Post by: Yixian on August 22, 2009, 01:00:30 PM
Oh god, almost 100 replies, you people are so pathetic  :lol
Title: Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
Post by: Barry Egan on August 22, 2009, 01:03:03 PM
:lol
Title: Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 22, 2009, 01:03:43 PM
I went to ban him because of the other creepy thread that popped up, but someone beat me to the punch.
Title: Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on August 22, 2009, 01:04:05 PM
Ban this distinguished mentally-challenged fellow and leper anyone who discusses this old and derivative drama in the future

Edit: nm
Title: Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
Post by: Kestastrophe on August 22, 2009, 01:04:17 PM
What do you mean "you people"? :mrt
Title: Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
Post by: Great Rumbler on August 22, 2009, 01:04:20 PM
Oh god, almost 100 replies, you people are so pathetic  :lol

I thought you weren't going to read the responses? You broke your promise, you promise-breaker!!
Title: Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
Post by: BlueTsunami on August 22, 2009, 01:05:00 PM
He can't even commit to not reading posts (as Boogie predicted), how will he become a Doctor?!
Title: Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
Post by: duckman2000 on August 22, 2009, 01:05:31 PM
Page 3. Yixian wins.
Title: Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
Post by: BamYouHaveAids on August 22, 2009, 01:06:37 PM
you banned him?  :-\
Title: Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
Post by: BlueTsunami on August 22, 2009, 01:06:45 PM
I wonder how that one Guest is?! :rofl
Title: Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 22, 2009, 01:07:48 PM
you banned him?  :-\

Yeah, he was posting weird shit just slandering elektrikluv at this point. I guess Blue or someone else beat me to the ban button, though.
Title: Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 22, 2009, 01:08:16 PM
thread went triple plat, Yixian is the GOAT  
Title: Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
Post by: Fresh Prince on August 22, 2009, 01:08:48 PM
Damn Eurotrash  >:(
Title: Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
Post by: Trent Dole on August 22, 2009, 01:09:12 PM
What a dumbfuck.
Title: Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
Post by: BlueTsunami on August 22, 2009, 01:10:11 PM
you banned him?  :-\

Yeah, he was posting weird shit just slandering elektrikluv at this point. I guess Blue or someone else beat me to the ban button, though.

Yeah, that was me. I had noticed he made 3 more posts instead of the one in this thread, checked the others and pulled the trigger.
Title: Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
Post by: Great Rumbler on August 22, 2009, 01:11:29 PM
you banned him?  :-\

Yeah, he was posting weird shit just slandering elektrikluv at this point. I guess Blue or someone else beat me to the ban button, though.

Wow, what a pathetic excuse for human waste. Hopefully one of his professors in doctor school reads his posts and kicks him out.
Title: Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
Post by: Fresh Prince on August 22, 2009, 01:14:18 PM
I think that wraps it up unless Electrikluv wants to post  ::)
Title: Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
Post by: drew on August 22, 2009, 01:16:36 PM
ok i think i got the gist of this thread

egotistical gaffer (redundant) reads about himself in outside links

egotistical gaffer (redundantly redundant) assumes gaf talk is the basis of the forum

gets mad, makes thread

is that about right?

did i miss anything?
Title: Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
Post by: Great Rumbler on August 22, 2009, 01:19:52 PM
gets mad, makes thread

Willco spun this off from the Outside Link thread.
Title: Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
Post by: Kestastrophe on August 22, 2009, 01:24:52 PM
Wow, what a pathetic excuse for human waste. Hopefully one of his professors in doctor school reads his posts and kicks him out.
he's 21,  according to Electricluv. that means that he is barely old enough to be in med school, if he is at all(assuming he graduated from highschool at age 18). which makes his doctor self prophecy even more lulzy
Title: Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
Post by: Don Flamenco on August 22, 2009, 01:33:05 PM
Oh god, almost 100 replies, you people are so pathetic  :lol

You posted again, you lose.  and you're reading this post to, so you lose even more.


that is, if this isn't a joke character.
Title: Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 22, 2009, 01:36:21 PM
you banned him?  :-\

Yeah, he was posting weird shit just slandering elektrikluv at this point. I guess Blue or someone else beat me to the ban button, though.

Yeah, that was me. I had noticed he made 3 more posts instead of the one in this thread, checked the others and pulled the trigger.

What did he post?
Title: Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
Post by: WrikaWrek on August 22, 2009, 01:36:47 PM
The guy was hurt. Let him be, he will regret his outburst, but he can't control it right now, he was dumped.
Title: Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
Post by: BlueTsunami on August 22, 2009, 01:40:05 PM
you banned him?  :-\

Yeah, he was posting weird shit just slandering elektrikluv at this point. I guess Blue or someone else beat me to the ban button, though.

Yeah, that was me. I had noticed he made 3 more posts instead of the one in this thread, checked the others and pulled the trigger.

What did he post?

I'm not gonna echo it but it was basically enough to get him banned on the spot
Title: Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
Post by: Narag on August 22, 2009, 01:42:20 PM
Oh god, almost 100 replies, you people are so pathetic  :lol

How naive of us to have wandered into your web so willingly.
Title: Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 22, 2009, 01:50:14 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
Post by: lennedsay on August 22, 2009, 01:50:57 PM
He was all exhausted from masturbating furiously all night before their trip that he could pleasure poor electrikluv! No wonder she was pissed at him!
Title: Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
Post by: Bloodwake on August 22, 2009, 01:55:23 PM
Thanks Yixian, you came and one-upped me so now my indiscretion can fade into obscurity.

:tauntaun
Title: Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
Post by: Saint Cornelius on August 22, 2009, 01:56:05 PM
Try as I might, I just can't masturbate to this thread  :'(
Title: Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
Post by: Barry Egan on August 22, 2009, 02:10:17 PM
Thread Highlight:

Quote
Oh and as for me as a boyfriend, well, I don't even need to tell you why I'd never accept an insult from people like you on that subject, least of all when you barely know a thing about me or my relationship. Like for example the tme recently I took elektrikluv for a surprise city break abroad at great expense only to be unable to sleep the night before with nerves, hoping she'd have a good time and all the detailed plans I had made for her would work out. Of course by the end of the first day then I was pretty exhausted, causing her to accuse me of being quite, making me feel self-conscious for not giving her an exciting evening for being so tired. I committed the cardinal sin in our relationship and expressed any degree of sadness at what she had said, and by that I mean she asked if her saying that had upset me and I replied "a bit". Of course any normal human being would simply have reassured me and we'd move on but she furiously blanked me for an hour and I had to beg her to leave.

 :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
Post by: Kestastrophe on August 22, 2009, 02:13:52 PM
Try as I might, I just can't masturbate to this thread  :'(
"she furiously blanked me for an hour and I had to beg her to leave."

that doesn't make you hard?
Title: Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
Post by: Boogie on August 22, 2009, 02:14:08 PM
Oh god, almost 100 replies, you people are so pathetic  :lol

Somebody throw up a Colbert "I called it!" pic up in this bitch!  :smug

What happened to not reading this thread, Yix?  Huh, what happened to that?

Again, you're using words that you clearly do not understand.  A 100 reply thread isn't pathetic, because none of us are invested in it.  We're just here to kill time, have a laugh.

But the man-child who invests in the drama enough to write up a rant that has the wit equivalent to calling us all "doodie-heads", then makes assertions that he's so above it all that he's not even going to read the responses, and then, less than twelve hours later, posts again in said thread?  That's pathetic.
Title: Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
Post by: FatalT on August 22, 2009, 02:19:02 PM
[quote author
Oh god, almost 100 replies, you people are so pathetic  :lol

Somebody throw up a Colbert "I called it!" pic up in this bitch!  :smug

What happened to not reading this thread, Yix?  Huh, what happened to that?

Again, you're using words that you clearly do not understand.  A 100 reply thread isn't pathetic, because none of us are invested in it.  We're just here to kill time, have a laugh.

But the man-child who invests in the drama enough to write up a rant that has the wit equivalent to calling us all "doodie-heads", then makes assertions that he's so above it all that he's not even going to read the responses, and then, less than twelve hours later, posts again in said thread?  That's pathetic.

:lol This dude is a chicken shit! Yixian, you are pathetic.
Title: Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
Post by: duckman2000 on August 22, 2009, 02:19:18 PM
Long live fucking SATAN
Title: Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
Post by: Eel O'Brian on August 22, 2009, 02:32:55 PM
i'm not spiteful :(

just for that remark, whenever you get rich and famous make a comfortable living being some sort of doctor, i'm gonna contact the painter's underground and have the crew who paint your house pee in the paint, so whenever it gets hot your walls will smell like rancid urine

i have no idea what any of this is about, by the way
Title: Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
Post by: BlueTsunami on August 22, 2009, 02:34:21 PM
just for that remark, whenever you get rich and famous make a comfortable living being some sort of doctor, i'm gonna contact the painter's underground and have the crew who paint your house pee in the paint, so whenever it gets hot your walls will smell like rancid urine

:lol Holy shit, does that work?
Title: Re: Yixian Meltdown Thread
Post by: AdmiralViscen on August 22, 2009, 02:36:08 PM
Bravo to the OP

Start off with the rage, then talk about what a pussy you are in relationships, then call us obnoxious for being turned on by a picture that YOU decided to show off. All to a forum that has a bunch of married and engaged dudes on it. Bravo.
Title: Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
Post by: Eel O'Brian on August 22, 2009, 02:37:50 PM
just for that remark, whenever you get rich and famous make a comfortable living being some sort of doctor, i'm gonna contact the painter's underground and have the crew who paint your house pee in the paint, so whenever it gets hot your walls will smell like rancid urine

:lol Holy shit, does that work?

sort of

i have never done this
Title: Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
Post by: Powerslave on August 22, 2009, 02:38:09 PM
Yixian is just a mentally unstable nerd who got lucky to get a girl like elektrikluv on teh internet and now nerdgasms about that all the time. I can't imagine someone with his personality to become a doctor. He will be such a douche.
Title: Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
Post by: AdmiralViscen on August 22, 2009, 02:44:58 PM
:rofl at the godfather confusion, thread delivers
Title: Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
Post by: Purple Filth on August 22, 2009, 02:59:58 PM
Such a sad sight.
Title: Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
Post by: Van Cruncheon on August 22, 2009, 03:00:49 PM
they're 21 and 18? they aren't even adults. drama like this is their fuckin' way of life. disappointment total, shit/bin this thread and leper willco, also icon boogie
Title: Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
Post by: drew on August 22, 2009, 03:01:02 PM
la hoo sa her
Title: Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
Post by: Barry Egan on August 22, 2009, 03:06:06 PM
I'm 21 with aspirations to be a doctor and I don't make threads likes this.  No excuses!
Title: Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
Post by: Reb on August 22, 2009, 03:06:16 PM
Nah, it was still fun. Being 21 doesn't give him the right to be this big a moron.
Title: Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
Post by: Eel O'Brian on August 22, 2009, 03:07:40 PM
i'd like to state for the record that i don't care about any of this and was just killing time making posts until prole gets off his ass and plays that stupid MMO with me
Title: Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
Post by: Van Cruncheon on August 22, 2009, 03:10:12 PM
oh fuck i forgot

installing it right now!


THIS THREAD IS NOW ABOUT FREE REALMS
Title: Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
Post by: Van Cruncheon on August 22, 2009, 03:11:11 PM
I'm 21 with aspirations to be a doctor and I don't make threads likes this.  No excuses!

for the record, you are good people and an honorary "evilbore adult". i would not chase you off my lawn, and might even in fact invite you into the basement for popsicles :-*
Title: Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame
Post by: Eel O'Brian on August 22, 2009, 03:12:39 PM
haha, i forgot too until a few minutes ago

i call the punk rock squirrel, if you can be a squirrel
Title: Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame and Free Realms
Post by: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on August 22, 2009, 03:22:11 PM
this thread :lol
Title: Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame and Free Realms
Post by: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on August 22, 2009, 03:26:49 PM
sniggering
:mrt :mrt :mrt :mrt
Title: Re: Yixian Total Meltdown Thread of Shame and Free Realms
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 22, 2009, 03:27:03 PM
To the pit with this thread. It was fun while it lasted. :lol