who the hell are uYou will never find out who the Third Man is. NEVER
who the hell are uYou will never find out who the Third Man is. NEVER
who the hell are uYou will never find out who the Third Man is. NEVER
Already outed. ;)
who the hell are uYou will never find out who the Third Man is. NEVER
Already outed. ;)
Holly, old man, why? Nobody left in Vienna I can really trust.
Currently watching a bunch of commercials. As Prole has said at times, that Progressive commercial woman just makes me think shes a naughty hussy for some reason. Also, I had back to back Dominoes commercials. Now I'm craving Pizza.
Why was the other log thread closed btw?
Why was the other log thread closed btw?
The Brits were getting wise.
Why was the other log thread closed btw?
The Brits were getting wise.
I just found this website
:nsfwspoiler (click to show/hide)http://somedayafternoon.tumblr.com/[close]
And this one, specifically for PD.
:nsfwspoiler (click to show/hide)http://fuckyeahbraziliangirls.tumblr.com/[close]
What happened to the last thread? Got too long? NEW FLOGGING LOG.I just found this website
:nsfwspoiler (click to show/hide)http://somedayafternoon.tumblr.com/[close]
And this one, specifically for PD.
:nsfwspoiler (click to show/hide)http://fuckyeahbraziliangirls.tumblr.com/[close]
Jesus Christ :-[
Found out my cousin is a vegan today. Our grandparents were like, "What the fuck is that?" I don't think the "no dairy" part ever sunk in for them. WAIT, YOU CAN'T HAVE ICE CREAM!??
Harry,
You can get anything you want at Alice's restaurant.
Harry Lime=Malek
Reading an essay on feminist epistemology is making me sick. Though some of the terms are pretty funny. "Phallocentric", "Manstream" instead of mainstream to give some examples.
O god this thing is like 30 pages long.
:lolReading an essay on feminist epistemology is making me sick. Though some of the terms are pretty funny. "Phallocentric", "Manstream" instead of mainstream to give some examples.O god this thing is like 30 pages long.
Does it take 30 pages to thoroughly cover "manstream"? A few tissues should be enough.
By the "epistemology that still dominates in Anglo-American philosophy", Code would have to be referring to the set of epistemological theories that have developed within the analytic paradigm, for analytic philosophy has been, in fact, the dominant philosophical paradigm in the English-speaking academic world since the early twentieth century. This means, at the very least, that the agents of sexism within academic philosophy --the individuals who have in fact been the ones to discriminate against women as students, job applicants, and colleagues -- have been, for the most part, analytic philosophers, a fact that on its own makes the analytic paradigm as appropriate object for feminist scrutiny
Many feminists critics see mainstream analytic philosophy as the natural metaphysics and epistemological complement to liberal political theory, which, by obscuring real power relations within society, makes citizens acquiescent or even complicit in the growth of oppression, here and abroad.
What is it about analytic philosophy that would enable it to play this role? Some have argued that analytic or "linguistic philosophy together with its cognitive fields (suck as formal linguistics and computational psychology), is inherently male, "phallogocentric". Others have argued that the analytic paradigm, because of its emphasis on abstraction and formalization and its various elite skills, may be an instrument of cognitive control, serving to discredit the perspectives of members of nonprivileged groups.
/me coughsQuoteBy the "epistemology that still dominates in German philosophy", Code would have to be referring to the set of epistemological theories that have developed within the continental paradigm, for continental philosophy has been, in fact, the dominant philosophical paradigm in the German-speaking academic world since the early 19th century. This means, at the very least, that the agents of sexism within academic philosophy --the individuals who have in fact been the ones to discriminate against women as students, job applicants, and colleagues -- have been, for the most part, continental philosophers, a fact that on its own makes the continental paradigm as appropriate object for feminist scrutiny
:-X :-X :-X
I'm starting a church for nihilists.
also, I was at uni today and ate some food.
I have thesis work due monday :'(
I have my own set of jargon to expound upon, I don't need to borrow any.
continental philosophers have never been known to discriminate. Ever.
*swallows Heidegger's Nazi lapel*
you should be a nihilist too.
I have my own set of jargon to expound upon, I don't need to borrow any.
"conceptualstructuresandtheoreticalcommitments" could be bonus marks then!
I have my own set of jargon to expound upon, I don't need to borrow any.
"conceptualstructuresandtheoreticalcommitments" could be bonus marks then!
Sounds too Foucault. I'm riding the Lacanian wave. Big Other, jouissance, Symbolic Order, petit a, toxic signifier, etc.
uh yes I do. how dare you? >:(
This thread was better when it was about other things.
Randomly, there were two South African girls at my usual bar tonight. Holy shit, they sounded fucking distinguished mentally-challenged.
This thread was better when it was about other things.
I kinda like this version. Feels pretty ambiguous and vaguely undefined. Like a thing with no name wrapped in a veil of secrecy wrapped in Tom Morello
like a distinguished mentally-challenged jaguar
new rule: no fake boobsQuotelike a distinguished mentally-challenged jaguar
:lol
This thread isn't gay enough. There is insufficient gaiety here!
You're not up for the challenge?
You're not up for the challenge?
Let's just say I knew you could bring it.
Why is Roger Federer fighting? And who? Nadal? Is it Agassi because of the book?
translation himu?
I was on the bus in the back section and there was a guy near me who suddenly burst into tears, like HEAVY HEAVY "my wife/mom just died" tears and then he pulled the cord to get off at the next station except nobody EVER gets off at that station because it's in the middle of nowhere. I thought of that seinfeld episode where that guy runs into the woods and sits in a hole when he gets upset. Oh and also I have a bunch of bullshit girl drama but who gives a shit about that, certainly not you guys.
i'm looking to buy a wii soon.
but i need to know what kind of sd cards it takes and what i gotta do to pirate games.
Found a sasha gray and rebecca linares video :drool :hyper.I just got on PD's case... but I know the video you're referring to.
There's more to porn than women. A guy can fuck things up (say, Wesley Pipes) or make things hilarious or awesome
fuck I actually railed some puss the other night, it was awesome
I can't talk Porn Online or Offline. I'd rather keep it a secret shame.
fuck I actually railed some puss the other night, it was awesome
hi5I can't talk Porn Online or Offline. I'd rather keep it a secret shame.
Yeah, people that talk about porn creep me out.
fuck I actually railed some puss the other night, it was awesome
hi5I can't talk Porn Online or Offline. I'd rather keep it a secret shame.
Yeah, people that talk about porn creep me out.
Why is cla--I mean faking your own death--so exhausting? I want to drop out--I mean . . . drop the body in a graveyard. :-\
Why isn't Fla--Anna in any of my classes--sewers.
I might go to the police but the fact that I don't know the specific house this is all going down (no pun intended) means it probably wouldn't go far. Either way, pretty fucked up.
"There isn't a Canadian city where you can go more than about six blocks without finding a safe, green park. So it became Sesame Park," explains executive producer Peter Moss.
Applied for Police Academy :rock
Finally someone behind the badge will protect the child rapists of the world. Never again will the claim "come on, she wanted it" fall on deaf ears.:rofl :rofl
I'm trying to stay up late tonight. This is hard.
yay metallica concertHow was it? I had a chance to see them in Sacramento for $50 and I'm wondering if I missed out
Bah the girl I slept with on Friday just wants to 'leave it at that'. I should be like 'well I got laid and we didnt have too much in common anyway' but rejection always hurts :'(
Oh well Im going to Melbourne next week so hopefully I can score a hot Aussie one night stand
Bah the girl I slept with on Friday just wants to 'leave it at that'. I should be like 'well I got laid and we didnt have too much in common anyway' but rejection always hurts :'(It's funny, IIRC women who are willing to say "let's just leave it at that" are assertive and in touch with their sexuality, and confident in their womanhood, but a guy who says that is just an insensitive cur.
Oh well Im going to Melbourne next week so hopefully I can score a hot Aussie one night stand
I've started watching LOST on NinjaVideo. Never watched it before, I'm at Season 1 Episode 3 :'(
It's funny, IIRC women who are willing to say "let's just leave it at that" are assertive and in touch with their sexuality, and confident in their womanhood, but a guy who says that is just an insensitive cur.Or you have a shit personality and shitty in bed :drake
Oh man, I think this forum is starting to rub off on me. I recently broke up with my girlfriend of a year and a half or so and so now suddenly every attractive girl I meet is a new prospect which is a new and exciting feeling for me. I think I'm getting carried away though.
Today at the mall this super cute girl asks if she can talk to me. Naturally, the answer was yes. Then I realize she's bringing me over to a kiosk to sell me something, but by now it's too late. She asks me in a thick accent if I've ever been to the Dead Sea before. Actually, I had, so I told her so. She seemed a little surprised by this but kept going with her little spiel about Dead Sea products and how great they were and how she wanted me to buy them. But she was so cute that I just kept trying out different ones.
We talked about the Dead Sea and why I had gone there and she told me she had been too and that she was Israeli and she'd only been in town a couple months. We talked about school and then about where she lived and the bars near there and then she told me she had been in the IDF and I told her I'd been in the Air Force and we really seemed to be hitting it off except for the fact that she was trying to sell me stuff.
I did end up buying something because, well, I couldn't help it. But she gave me her (work?) number and told me to come see her again so I'm basically in love. I went home and googled her (very unusual Israeli) name and where she lived, and then where she told me she lived before that, and I found her facebook. I feel like a stalker now. I feel like Malek. This is my flannel girl. What have I become? :(
Oh man, I think this forum is starting to rub off on me. I recently broke up with my girlfriend of a year and a half or so and so now suddenly every attractive girl I meet is a new prospect which is a new and exciting feeling for me. I think I'm getting carried away though.
Today at the mall this super cute girl asks if she can talk to me. Naturally, the answer was yes. Then I realize she's bringing me over to a kiosk to sell me something, but by now it's too late. She asks me in a thick accent if I've ever been to the Dead Sea before. Actually, I had, so I told her so. She seemed a little surprised by this but kept going with her little spiel about Dead Sea products and how great they were and how she wanted me to buy them. But she was so cute that I just kept trying out different ones.
We talked about the Dead Sea and why I had gone there and she told me she had been too and that she was Israeli and she'd only been in town a couple months. We talked about school and then about where she lived and the bars near there and then she told me she had been in the IDF and I told her I'd been in the Air Force and we really seemed to be hitting it off except for the fact that she was trying to sell me stuff.
I did end up buying something because, well, I couldn't help it. But she gave me her (work?) number and told me to come see her again so I'm basically in love. I went home and googled her (very unusual Israeli) name and where she lived, and then where she told me she lived before that, and I found her facebook. I feel like a stalker now. I feel like Malek. This is my flannel girl. What have I become? :(
These girls are all over the malls where I live, and make the exact same pitch. I get hit on all the time by them ("do you have a girlfriend?" "no?" "why not, you're so handsome!"), the same pitch no matter what mall it is. Don't read anything into it.
I'm working on my case (talking about fantasy football trades) and I just realized that the victim was driving an Accent! This is important because the accused claims she was following the Acccent in a construction zone, going 30 KM/h, passed her, and accelerated to 100 km/h after the construction zone. Then the accused claims she watched in her rear view mirror as the victim accelerated from 30 km/h and hit her rear bumper. The accused claims she tried to accelerate, but couldn't avoid the collision. Right!!Are you talking about real people or is this a hypothetical case for school?
All that advice says to me is, "don't be reserved in your attempt to fuck them". Go for it, Bidness.
Somehow I managed to get pinkeye in both of my eyes. This is bullshit.
All that advice says to me is, "don't be reserved in your attempt to fuck them". Go for it, Bidness.
While you're at it, see if you can get this girl to go on a date, too. She's pretty chatty:
http://www-ai.ijs.si/eliza/eliza.html
This chick is a few eggs short of a dozen.
You: Are you sleeping with RoboJ?
Eliza: Would you prefer if I were not sleeping with roboj?
You: What the fuck do you think?
Eliza: Does that question interest you?
You: Don't come the dumb blonde with me!
Eliza: Can you elaborate on that?
You: Don't push my fucking buttons!
Eliza: Why do you say your fucking buttons?
You: DO YOU NOT SPEAK PROPER ENGLISH BITCH.
Eliza: Oh, i not speak proper english bitch.
You: FFUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Eliza: Please go on.
You: UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Eliza: Perhaps in your fantasy we understand each other?
Are you talking about real people or is this a hypothetical case for school?
You: FFUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Eliza: Please go on.
You: UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Eliza: Perhaps in your fantasy we understand each other?
(http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd295/m3rc1l3ss/stalking.jpg)
Class is always about that 10% participation credit :rock
or do they not do that in you're-a-grownup-now law school?
I'm sitting in my office at the high school, and I just saw two of my students handcuffed and put in the back of a police car.
Awesome Friday.
I'm sitting in my office at the high school, and I just saw two of my students handcuffed and put in the back of a police car.
Awesome Friday.
Were they black?
prolly drinking.I'm sitting in my office at the high school, and I just saw two of my students handcuffed and put in the back of a police car.
Awesome Friday.
Were they black?
Nope. White kids.
68% on an compsci midterm my worst yet :( It was still above average and the highest mark was a %90
still :'(
68% on an compsci midterm my worst yet :( It was still above average and the highest mark was a %90
still :'(
Be fortunate you're not in engineering. Averages in the 40-49 percent range were not uncommon.
You're an engineer?
Seriously. I remember a particular partial differential equations class had a midterm average just a hair above the freezing point of water in Fahrenheit. :p (I think I got a 70 or something, and was sort of traumatized by that.)
(http://i33.tinypic.com/wrmfza.jpg)(http://cdn0.knowyourmeme.com/i/430/original/2286.jpg?1235535897)
:smug
edit: DAMN!
You sound a little jealous there Roboj
Are there any laws against putting ads on your home? Like if I got Kmart to slap a big holiday ad on my home for some extra cash, would there be any law to fuck me over?
Coming up with a 25 page research paper outline is pretty difficult! I don't work well unless I'm under pressure so I've pretty much procrastinated the whole thing and I gotta get the whole thing together today & tomorrow so I can give a 20 min presentation on it for Tuesday and then write the actual paper over thanksgiving. The longest paper I've ever written before was like 12 pages, lol. Plus I only write a paper once every 3 years or so, so I completely forget how in between.
I'm writing about the battle between the pursuit of an objective standard vs. subjective storytelling in the courtroom; using books and movies (like Munchausen, The Fall, Ran) about truth embellished in fantasy & various law stuff about the strive for objectivity.
I like the concept, it's just so broad it's kinda tough making an actual paper about it! ^^; But I'm progressing with a laundry list of questions to ask the audience and then answer. Not going to sleep tomorrow night until I have a full outline with substantial thoughts for each point so I can knock out 20 mins talking about it. I do assume if I get enough done to accomplish this for tues, the subsequent writing of the paper should be fairly easy since I'll have a ton of material and a strong outline already. Then again that might be a bad assumption and I could be in the same situation in 2 weeks writing this! ^^;
It's a law & literature class. Small seminar where we'd read a bunch of cool books each week and talk about them and try to apply their themes to legal topics in some way. I'm taking it for my substantial writing requirement. Figured I'd rather write about cool books and entertainment than about dry legal stuff for my one big paper. Still a paper is a paper and I'll be glad to get this done and never write a paper for school again...hopefully. I've got 2 semesters left + I gotta take one class in the summer & I worked out my schedule so at least next semester I have 5 classes with finals so no papers.
It's a law & literature class. Small seminar where we'd read a bunch of cool books each week and talk about them and try to apply their themes to legal topics in some way. I'm taking it for my substantial writing requirement. Figured I'd rather write about cool books and entertainment than about dry legal stuff for my one big paper. Still a paper is a paper and I'll be glad to get this done and never write a paper for school again...hopefully. I've got 2 semesters left + I gotta take one class in the summer & I worked out my schedule so at least next semester I have 5 classes with finals so no papers.
are you in law school right now? (did I already know this..? sorry if so, haha)
I like papers and I'm craving some of my undergrad assignments right about now. Criminology and the 3rd season of the Wire, an ethnography of gamblers at the local casino, feminism in pre-WWII Japan, Taoism...I didn't realize how good I had it :'(
I weigh 159 pounds. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Is 5'11" considered semi-tall?I weigh 159 pounds. I don't know how I should feel about this.
wtf? aren't you semi-tall? I weigh 170 I think and I'm only 5'8''
I'm overweight at 117 >:(Michael Jordan had some fat. According to your BMI, you are closer to being underweight than overweight.
overweight meaning I've got some fat.
I'm overweight at 117 >:(
overweight meaning I've got some fat.
I weight 128, it blowsAnd when the wind blows, you fly away.
I weight 128, it blowsAnd when the wind blows, you fly away.
I'm overweight at 117 >:(
overweight meaning I've got some fat.
work out
pics
geez, how tall are you guys who are <130? If you say 5 8 or taller, ima gonna start feeling stocky.
That or he needs to gain a lot of weight, grow a thick beard, buy a headband, and take off his shirt all the time for no particular reason.(http://i37.tinypic.com/2di0vw8.jpg)
(http://infectedtube.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/fat-hipster-guy.jpg)
I have a cold in one of my eyes :-\
Pink eye?
geez, how tall are you guys who are <130? If you say 5 8 or taller, ima gonna start feeling stocky.
BrandNew has to maintain his low body weight to retain his membership in the hipster club. That or he needs to gain a lot of weight, grow a thick beard, buy a headband, and take off his shirt all the time for no particular reason.
(http://infectedtube.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/fat-hipster-guy.jpg)
And sometimes, they'll stretch only the edges. So the stuff at the center is rightly proportioned, but the stuff on the edges is distorted like crazy. And when things pan in and out of the center of the screen, you'll see them stretch and distort on the fly. Who in the world thought this was a good idea? It's the most annoying, must distracting, most... vomit-inducing method of dealing with SD content on HD networks that I can imagine. Seriously... just show the bars.
ARM'S SATURDAY NIGHT OUT:
(snip)
I eventually find sanctuary in a 24h mcdonalds and hang out there for a bit. This guy stumbles in who has clearly been beaten up or hit by a bus or something and is all messed up so the manager has to call a cab to take him to the hospital. I'm just trying to not get noticed but then he comes over and points out the "20 minute max stay" sign so I buy some shitty burger so I can stay longer. I eat it as slowly as possible but I still get kicked out a little while later. Then I set up camp in a coffee shop and watched an episode of house on a guys laptop. Then I got the same schtick and had to buy a $5 hot chocolate. Eventually the sun rose and the bus came and I made it home and then slept til 4pm. Cool story huh.
tldr: i was homeless for a night
spoiler (click to show/hide)distinguished black fellow OWNERS MANUAL
Congratulations on your purchase of a brand new distinguished black fellow! If handled properly, your apeman will give years of valuable, if reluctant, service.
INSTALLING YOUR distinguished black fellow.
You should install your distinguished black fellow differently according to whether you have purchased the field or house model. Field distinguished black fellows work best in a serial configuration, i.e. chained together. Chain your distinguished black fellow to another distinguished black fellow immediately after unpacking it, and don't even think about taking that chain off, ever. Many distinguished black fellows start singing as soon as you put a chain on them. This habit can usually be thrashed out of them if nipped in the bud. House distinguished black fellows work best as standalone units, but should be hobbled or hamstrung to prevent attempts at escape. At this stage, your distinguished black fellow can also be given a name. Most owners use the same names over and over, since distinguished black fellows become confused by too much data. Rufus, Rastus, Remus, Toby, Carslisle, Carlton, Hey-You!-Yes-you!, Yeller, Blackstar, and Sambo are all effective names for your new buck distinguished black fellow. If your distinguished black fellow is a ho, it should be called Latrelle, L'Tanya, or Jemima. Some owners call their distinguished black fellow hoes Latrine for a joke. Pearl, Blossom, and Ivory are also righteous names for distinguished black fellow hoes. These names go straight over your distinguished black fellow's head, by the way.
CONFIGURING YOUR distinguished black fellow
Owing to a design error, your distinguished black fellow comes equipped with a tongue and vocal chords. Most distinguished black fellows can master only a few basic human phrases with this apparatus - "muh dick" being the most popular. However, others make barking, yelping, yapping noises and appear to be in some pain, so you should probably call a vet and have him remove your distinguished black fellow's tongue. Once de-tongued your distinguished black fellow will be a lot happier - at least, you won't hear it complaining anywhere near as much. distinguished black fellows have nothing interesting to say, anyway. Many owners also castrate their distinguished black fellows for health reasons (yours, mine, and that of women, not the distinguished black fellow's). This is strongly recommended, and frankly, it's a mystery why this is not done on the boat
HOUSING YOUR distinguished black fellow.
Your distinguished black fellow can be accommodated in cages with stout iron bars. Make sure, however, that the bars are wide enough to push pieces of distinguished black fellow food through. The rule of thumb is, four distinguished black fellows per square yard of cage. So a fifteen foot by thirty foot distinguished black fellow cage can accommodate two hundred distinguished black fellows. You can site a distinguished black fellow cage anywhere, even on soft ground. Don't worry about your distinguished black fellow fashioning makeshift shovels out of odd pieces of wood and digging an escape tunnel under the bars of the cage. distinguished black fellows never invented the shovel before and they're not about to now. In any case, your distinguished black fellow is certainly too lazy to attempt escape. As long as the free food holds out, your distinguished black fellow is living better than it did in Africa, so it will stay put. Buck distinguished black fellows and hoe distinguished black fellows can be safely accommodated in the same cage, as bucks never attempt sex with black hoes.
FEEDING YOUR distinguished black fellow.
Your distinguished black fellow likes fried chicken, corn bread, and watermelon. You should therefore give it none of these things because its lazy ass almost certainly doesn't deserve it. Instead, feed it on porridge with salt, and creek water. Your distinguished black fellow will supplement its diet with whatever it finds in the fields, other distinguished black fellows, etc. Experienced distinguished black fellow owners sometimes push watermelon slices through the bars of the distinguished black fellow cage at the end of the day as a treat, but only if all distinguished black fellows have worked well and nothing has been stolen that day. Mike of the Old Ranch Plantation reports that this last one is a killer, since all distinguished black fellows steal something almost every single day of their lives. He reports he doesn't have to spend much on free watermelon for his distinguished black fellows as a result. You should never allow your distinguished black fellow meal breaks while at work, since if it stops work for more than ten minutes it will need to be retrained. You would be surprised how long it takes to teach a distinguished black fellow to pick cotton. You really would. Coffee beans? Don't ask. You have no idea.
MAKING YOUR distinguished black fellow WORK.
distinguished black fellows are very, very averse to work of any kind. The distinguished black fellow's most prominent anatomical feature, after all, its oversized buttocks, which have evolved to make it more comfortable for your distinguished black fellow to sit around all day doing nothing for its entire life. distinguished black fellows are often good runners, too, to enable them to sprint quickly in the opposite direction if they see work heading their way. The solution to this is to *dupe* your distinguished black fellow into working. After installation, encourage it towards the cotton field with blows of a wooden club, fence post, baseball bat, etc., and then tell it that all that cotton belongs to a white man, who won't be back until tomorrow. Your distinguished black fellow will then frantically compete with the other field distinguished black fellows to steal as much of that cotton as it can before the white man returns. At the end of the day, return your distinguished black fellow to its cage and laugh at its stupidity, then repeat the same trick every day indefinitely. Your distinguished black fellow comes equipped with the standard distinguished black fellow IQ of 75 and a memory to match, so it will forget this trick overnight. distinguished black fellows can start work at around 5am. You should then return to bed and come back at around 10am. Your distinguished black fellows can then work through until around 10pm or whenever the light fades.
ENTERTAINING YOUR distinguished black fellow.
Your distinguished black fellow enjoys play, like most animals, so you should play with it regularly. A happy smiling distinguished black fellow works best. Games distinguished black fellows enjoy include: 1) A good thrashing: every few days, take your distinguished black fellow's pants down, hang it up by its heels, and have some of your other distinguished black fellows thrash it with a club or whip. Your distinguished black fellow will signal its intense enjoyment by shrieking and sobbing. 2) Lynch the distinguished black fellow: distinguished black fellows are cheap and there are millions more where yours came from. So every now and then, push the boat out a bit and lynch a distinguished black fellow.
Lynchings are best done with a rope over the branch of a tree, and distinguished black fellows just love to be lynched. It makes them feel special. Make your other distinguished black fellows watch. They'll be so grateful, they'll work harder for a day or two (and then you can lynch another one). 3) distinguished black fellow dragging: Tie your distinguished black fellow by one wrist to the tow bar on the back of suitable vehicle, then drive away at approximately 50mph. Your distinguished black fellow's shrieks of enjoyment will be heard for miles. It will shriek until it falls apart. To prolong the fun for the distinguished black fellow, do *NOT* drag him by his feet, as his head comes off too soon. This is painless for the distinguished black fellow, but spoils the fun. Always wear a seatbelt and never exceed the speed limit. 4) Playing on the PNL: a variation on (2), except you can lynch your distinguished black fellow out in the fields, thus saving work time. distinguished black fellows enjoy this game best if the PNL is operated by a man in a tall white hood. 5) Hunt the distinguished black fellow: a variation of Hunt the Slipper, but played outdoors, with Dobermans. WARNING: do not let your Dobermans bite a distinguished black fellow, as they are highly toxic.
DISPOSAL OF DEAD distinguished black fellows.
distinguished black fellows die on average at around 40, which some might say is 40 years too late, but there you go. Most people prefer their distinguished black fellows dead, in fact. When yours dies, report the license number of the car that did the drive-by shooting of your distinguished black fellow. The police will collect the distinguished black fellow and dispose of it for you.
COMMON PROBLEMS WITH distinguished black fellows - MY distinguished black fellow IS VERY AGGRESIVE
Have it put down, for god's sake. Who needs an uppity distinguished black fellow? What are we, short of distinguished black fellows or something?
MY distinguished black fellow KEEPS RAPING WHITE WOMEN
They all do this. Shorten your distinguished black fellow's chain so it can't reach any white women, and arm heavily any white women who might go near it.
WILL MY distinguished black fellow ATTACK ME?
Not unless it outnumbers you 20 to 1, and even then, it's not likely. If distinguished black fellows successfully overthrew their owners, they'd have to sort out their own food. This is probably why distinguished black fellow uprisings were nonexistent (until some fool gave them rights).
MY distinguished black fellow bitches ABOUT ITS "RIGHTS" AND "RACISM".
Yeah, well, it would. Tell it to shut the fuck up.
MY distinguished black fellow'S HIDE IS A FUNNY COLOR. - WHAT IS THE CORRECT SHADE FOR A distinguished black fellow?
A distinguished black fellow's skin is actually more or less transparent. That brown color you can see is the shit your distinguished black fellow is full of. This is why some models of distinguished black fellow are sold as "The Shitskin".
MY distinguished black fellow ACTS LIKE A distinguished black fellow, BUT IS WHITE.
What you have there is a "wigger". Rough crowd. WOW!
IS THAT LIKE AN ALBINO? ARE THEY RARE?
They're as common as dog shit and about as valuable. In fact, one of them was President between 1992 and 2000. Put your wigger in a cage with a few hundred genuine distinguished black fellows and you'll soon find it stops acting like a distinguished black fellow. However, leave it in the cage and let the distinguished black fellows dispose of it. The best thing for any wigger is a dose of TNB.
MY distinguished black fellow SMELLS REALLY BAD
And you were expecting what?
SHOULD I STORE MY DEAD distinguished black fellow?
When you came in here, did you see a sign that said "Dead distinguished black fellow storage"? .That's because there ain't no goddamn sign.[close]
I have a cold in one of my eyes :-\
I cute girl asked me for a cigarette today :-[
:bow smoking :bow2
One Piece is pretty epic. Crocodile just went down.
One Piece is pretty epic. Crocodile just went down.
:D
If you haven't read until they've left Alabasta, DON'T CLICK
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v297/bebpo/2719063547_7c0249508a_o.jpg
Best scene in One Piece. Hell, best scene in any manga/anime. This was the page where I knew One Piece would go down as one of the greatest manga ever.
I have my moot trial tonight. It's a full trial and I'm the lone Crown attorney.
There is only one question: suicide before, during, or after the trial?
I don't have a client; I represent the state.I have my moot trial tonight. It's a full trial and I'm the lone Crown attorney.
There is only one question: suicide before, during, or after the trial?
during would give more sympathy to your client
A couple weeks ago my uncle asked me to help him sell some stuff on craigslist - one of the many negatives of being a computer literate member of this family is that I'm asked to do any and everything. So I was like sure, just tell me what you need to sell. Well...he wants to sell a rolex watch appraised for $200,000. I briefly browsed some CL posts around my area and his (Detroit metro) and couldn't find anything close to that price. He gave me some Kodak pics of the watch...so I asked for him to send me pics online so I can actually include them in the add. Still haven't heard back from him. I gave him my email, sent him on, etc he hasn't responded...I think I've covered my bases, but I have a feeling I'm going to get bitched at.
From what I understand he found the watch at an airport last year. If I lost a watch worth that much money I'd be monitoring CL/ebay/appraisal stores/etc
Lady GaGa's new album leaked today. I'm gonna have this on loop for the next two or three weeks. Ungh.
Only two weeks here too! w00t
Today I learnt how to do double integration.
Shit like this
(http://mathworld.wolfram.com/images/equations/DoubleIntegral/Inline4.gif)
Don't worry I still listen to this thanks to Cloud. As one of the comments says it's like crack or heroin or something.
Only two weeks here too! w00t
Today I learnt how to do double integration.
Shit like this
(http://mathworld.wolfram.com/images/equations/DoubleIntegral/Inline4.gif)
Wait until you do triple integration with polar and spherical coordinates :hyper
What do you guys do with maths like that? Are you (or are you planning to be) mathematicians or scientists or similar?Engineering :punch
What do you guys do with maths like that? Are you (or are you planning to be) mathematicians or scientists or similar?Engineering :punch
Foreigners?
Oh great, an engineer. ::):humpspoiler (click to show/hide):-*[close]
They're in the laundry room again! The mother is screaming at the child...again!
The fact that they spend all of their time doing laundry yet I can smell rotting meat outside of their apartment...the mind boggles.
One of my college friends, who is the second highest-paid recent-grad that I know (excluding the accountants and engineers, who had terrible college experiences and now have shitty lives, so their salaries don't count), is leaving his job to go pursue another opportunity that's a lot closer to what he wants to do for a long-term career.Terrible college experiences is true. Shitty lives not so much at least mine.
I got a conviction. :smug
No need to manabyte the dust tonight.
excluding the accountants and engineers, who had terrible college experiences and now have shitty lives, so their salaries don't count
It's just understood when you go into accounting that you will work 60-80 hour work weeks during tax season. That's part of why the pay is so comparatively high.
Hmm, what branch of accounting are you in? And what location? It's possible that these guys are exaggerating the tax-season hours, but most of them made it seem like life from January to May was absolute hell.
Why aren't any of these posts about my triumphant courtroom victory?
I took a violent cop off the streets, damn it!
One of my college friends, who is the second highest-paid recent-grad that I know (excluding the accountants and engineers, who had terrible college experiences and now have shitty lives, so their salaries don't count), is leaving his job to go pursue another opportunity that's a lot closer to what he wants to do for a long-term career. He wants to recommend me to replace him. I was pretty excited about it, because the job comes with a pretty good title and he was making $54k a year with full benefits. He told me I probably wouldn't start that high, since he had been there over a year, but I would still be making good money if I got the job.
Today he shot me an email. They want to hire his replacement on at $35k a year without benefits. Now I know that he had a year of experience to get to that salary, but he started at $44k. So if I get this job, not only would I be making nearly $20k a year less than my friend was making to do the same job, I'd be making almost $10k less than he started at a year ago, and I wouldn't get health insurance to boot.
Economic recession :piss2
Companies that use the recession as an excuse to fuck over low to mid level employees :piss2
I'll still take it if I can get it, because it's a business analyst position, which looks a lot better on a resume than "customer support representative," which is the other job I've been offered, both of which look better than a second year of teaching English abroad.
If I could do it all over again, I'd try to get into financial engineering, writing algorithms for wall street trading.
I have the first day off in a while. Don't need to work on anything. No classes.
So now it's 10am and I have no idea what to do with myself. Too early to waste the day gaming or watch a movie.
The problem is, finals are in three weeks, so every day counts. There's nothing I'd like to do more right now than to do absolutely nothing. Yet, I've got arguably more work ahead of me in the next 3 weeks than I've had to do all semester. god fucking dammit...
I'm very drunk and sleepy now.
Rape me bildi.
Poor Kranz Fafka. :(
Poor Kranz Fafka. :(
You bastard...you're supposed to come here and say something like "Don't worry my friend, the only thing you need to know to do well on your finals is that you should never go to class and instead play Beatles Rock Band all day." and then I read it, realize how simple it all is, then have a montage where I put the secret to work and get straight As.
I need a montage :'(
Poor Kranz Fafka. :(
You bastard...you're supposed to come here and say something like "Don't worry my friend, the only thing you need to know to do well on your finals is that you should never go to class and instead play Beatles Rock Band all day." and then I read it, realize how simple it all is, then have a montage where I put the secret to work and get straight As.
I need a montage :'(
hope that helps.
Poor Kranz Fafka. :(
You bastard...you're supposed to come here and say something like "Don't worry my friend, the only thing you need to know to do well on your finals is that you should never go to class and instead play Beatles Rock Band all day." and then I read it, realize how simple it all is, then have a montage where I put the secret to work and get straight As.
I need a montage :'(
hope that helps.
Meeting the girl I'm dating's family tomorrow... hoo-boy. And then on Sat going with her to see Bishop Allen in Brooklyn... we're gonna be the only 2 non hipsters there.
Poor Kranz Fafka. :(
You bastard...you're supposed to come here and say something like "Don't worry my friend, the only thing you need to know to do well on your finals is ________." and then I read it, realize how simple it all is, then have a montage where I put the secret to work and get straight As.
I need a montage :'(
...I liked it. I genuinely enjoyed it. I want to see the next one. Ha!
how does one go about finding a good psychiatrist? or can psychologists prescribe stuff too now...?
can psychologists prescribe stuff too now...?
I was running today and, just when I was getting in the deer-runner-mode, I tripped and fell on my ass. In the distance, two complete strangers saw and started laughing at me. I then limped away in humiliation. :'(
I was running today and, just when I was getting in the deer-runner-mode, I tripped and fell on my ass. In the distance, two complete strangers saw and started laughing at me. I then limped away in humiliation. :'(
For PD:
- I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink
to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start fire with flint and
sticks when they've invented the lighter?
For PD:
- I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink
to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start fire with flint and
sticks when they've invented the lighter?
Drinking is not fun, sorry. It's nothing more than a more accepted form of peer pressure. If I want to drink fermented piss I'll do so, but not because everyone tells me it tastes good.
Drinking doesn't result in fun. Meh fuck this discussion. I'm drinking minute made lemonade and playing WoW. Having fun. If you guys want to drink whatever, I feel bad for you. Oh wait I don't
Drinking doesn't result in fun. Meh fuck this discussion. I'm drinking minute made lemonade and playing WoW. Having fun.
Thing is while nobody should be peer pressured into drinking, you do have to except you will miss out on a big part of social life this way.
You didn't answer my question. What is your exposure to alcohol? If it's nothing but cheap beers like Miller Lite, that answer is not good enough.
You didn't answer my question. What is your exposure to alcohol? If it's nothing but cheap beers like Miller Lite, that answer is not good enough.
Mainly scotch, vodka, hard mikes, and some other stuff I don't remember
Getting drunk feels good. You don't need to masturbate or watch porn either, but it feels good when your penis snot comes out. It feels good when you drink a few brews too, like you've jacked off except your whole body feels that way. Nothing wrong with that.
You didn't answer my question. What is your exposure to alcohol? If it's nothing but cheap beers like Miller Lite, that answer is not good enough.
Mainly scotch, vodka, hard mikes, and some other stuff I don't remember
I don't like hard stuff by itself, so I always mix it. Try a White Russian, or Whiskey mixed with some coke. Delicious.
Himuro, when did you start drinking?
Himuro, when did you start drinking?
I used to drink quite often at parties, and I recently got back into it after shunning religion.
Maurice, give me your address and I'll ship you a bottle of Mint Chocolate Baileys as a Christmas e-bro present.
You didn't answer my question. What is your exposure to alcohol? If it's nothing but cheap beers like Miller Lite, that answer is not good enough.
Mainly scotch, vodka, hard mikes, and some other stuff I don't remember
I don't like hard stuff by itself, so I always mix it. Try a White Russian, or Whiskey mixed with some coke. Delicious.
With the exception of the word "Whiskey," everything else you posted was dripping with gay subtext.
Himuro, when did you start drinking?
I used to drink quite often at parties, and I recently got back into it after shunning religion.
Maurice, give me your address and I'll ship you a bottle of Mint Chocolate Baileys as a Christmas e-bro present.
I've never gotten drunk either and am against drinking. Prove me wrong by sending me alcohol! :hyper
You didn't answer my question. What is your exposure to alcohol? If it's nothing but cheap beers like Miller Lite, that answer is not good enough.
Mainly scotch, vodka, hard mikes, and some other stuff I don't remember
I don't like hard stuff by itself, so I always mix it. Try a White Russian, or Whiskey mixed with some coke. Delicious.
With the exception of the word "Whiskey," everything else you posted was dripping with gay subtext.
Now we have more peer pressure. Himu likes to drink stuff that (allegedly) tastes good, therefore he likes "girly" drinks? smh
You didn't answer my question. What is your exposure to alcohol? If it's nothing but cheap beers like Miller Lite, that answer is not good enough.
Mainly scotch, vodka, hard mikes, and some other stuff I don't remember
I don't like hard stuff by itself, so I always mix it. Try a White Russian, or Whiskey mixed with some coke. Delicious.
With the exception of the word "Whiskey," everything else you posted was dripping with gay subtext.
Now we have more peer pressure. Himu likes to drink stuff that (allegedly) tastes good, therefore he likes "girly" drinks? smh
I bet if we had an EB meet up we would get shitfaced.
Chocolate mint Baileys though Himuro, now thats pretty girly :-*spoiler (click to show/hide)I like Malibu Seven Up :'([close]
I look down on drinkers. Sad, hollow individuals.
2.55 gigs.*
Same goes for Himuro. Dude doesnt even KNOW what he likes. Flip flop to the max, bro.
I look down on drinkers. Sad, hollow individuals.
16gb natalie portman folder
anyway, the flavored parts of kahlua, bailey's, etc. doesn't cover up the alcohol at all-- it still has a nice sting.
or maybe you leave your lights or radio on constantly
I tried getting into wine but couldn't. If I were to be an alcoholfag over anything, I'd be a beerfag. A good friend of mine used to go on vacations to Colorado and load up on what they had for microbreweries there. A few friends and I would put a bunch of money in and get a cornucopia of various Colorado microbrewery beers. I'm sure there are better places to get beer than Colorado but most of what the microbreweries had to offer there was fucking amazing. Another friend who lived in the Twin Cities would load up on Belgian and German beer, which was great as well.
I'm having a really hard time reading my casebooks. I think I'll just read outlines and take my chances. I didn't actually read a single case that was on my property law final last year, but still managed a B (C+ class average).
do you have essay tests? mine are all multiple choice.
do you have essay tests? mine are all multiple choice.
???
They're all essay exams.
do you have essay tests? mine are all multiple choice.
???
They're all essay exams.
America :rock
do you have essay tests? mine are all multiple choice.
???
They're all essay exams.
America :rock
[IMG]http://img682.imageshack.us/img682/714/000cwzkx.jpg[img]
I'm pretty sure I've seen a comic before that was almost the exact same although this one is better drawn
Thinking of Bocsius's desire to leave where he works
eggnog time bitches!!!
:gun :gun :gun :gun :gun :gun stupid economy
Earlier today I also made the mistake of introducing my girlfriend to Zelda: TP Wii as a decoy so I could study, which she's been playing since 7. Awesome. Probably no way I'll ever finish Uncharted 2 now.
Chipopo, Jin, Swaggaz not doing thangs :rock
I got my studying out the way, I'm ready to rock no worries :rock
Oh and I plan on ending group project bullshit on monday. I've calculated my grade and assuming I continue to get good grades on my finance tests, I can flunk the group project/presentation and still get an A in the class. Can't be said of my group mates, who have had me do the majority of the work on our last two projects. Teacher doesn't give a fuck, despite me complaining. So tomorrow I'm going to get up there and say "I did my work, but I decided not to bring it to class. I'm not planning on carrying other people to a passing grade again. So you can fail our group, I'm still going to pass this class."
Fuck group projects, and fuck teachers who refuse to allow students to choose their own partners
In the past, I dealt with them by giving them the most mundane, minute tasks ever without cluing them in to what the rest of us were doing. If I did the work alone, I'd never bother to tell the rest of the group the details. An example, two girls in a group of mine never did work and didn't show up to class. So I and the other person who did work presented and one of the two girls, had her mouth agape when we rolled out the presentation without her. She just sat back and look stunned and pissed. When the professor asked where the rest of the group was, I gave an "I dunno lol" look. I'm guessing she texted her friend because she bolted in at the last five minutes.
IIRC, they got partial credit on it because while we proved to the professor that they didn't do shit nor showed a desire for it, the professor didn't like how we went about the presentation if a group member was in the audience while presenting.
Reason # 3454534653656 why college is bullshit and a joke.
Surprise, surprise, none of you work well with others.
Seriously if any thing it's an introduction to management.
Protip: group work is when you talk to the girls in your class.
smh
when i taught 300-level cs --software engineering i or ii -- as a grad student, my advisor and i used to LOVE coming up with group assignments. the point was, after all, to see if you deal with the real world. putting together the teams was a lot of fun, especially the parts where we matched the uptight study nerds with the lazy linux stoners
fuck youuu :'(
Accounting people are easy to manipulate.
Hi-larious. At least when you get in a Top 10 firm...oh wait it's just like being in school again.fuck youuu :'(
Accounting people are easy to manipulate.
I'm getting cold feet. I don't want to go to class today, but if I skip it'll make me look bad. And if I go, I dunno what I'll do. I want to just get up there and say I'm not carrying groups anymore, but I'm probably too much of a pussy to pull that off.
The religious nuts in my calculus class think that a meteor the size of a planet will kill us in 2012, apparently is in the bible. smh.
but she's in the machine
when i taught 300-level cs --software engineering i or ii -- as a grad student, my advisor and i used to LOVE coming up with group assignments. the point was, after all, to see if you deal with the real world. putting together the teams was a lot of fun, especially the parts where we matched the uptight study nerds with the lazy linux stoners
You went to grad school in compsci? :o
you're slow mike
I didn't just realize it, but like...isn't it obvious what his major is if he dabbles in programming and he works for MS?
when i taught 300-level cs --software engineering i or ii -- as a grad student, my advisor and i used to LOVE coming up with group assignments. the point was, after all, to see if you deal with the real world. putting together the teams was a lot of fun, especially the parts where we matched the uptight study nerds with the lazy linux stoners
Yeah, Joel, but he has mentioned it on many occasions.
Yeah, Joel, but he has mentioned it on many occasions.
Yeah, Joel, but he has mentioned it on many occasions.
I think this is the first I've heard of it. And for some reason I thought he did is undergrad in English or literature or some shit.
Yeah, Joel, but he has mentioned it on many occasions.
I think this is the first I've heard of it. And for some reason I thought he did is undergrad in English or literature or some shit.
And yet he works at microsoft? :lol You're so damn cute, Charlie!
He was a double major.Yeah, Joel, but he has mentioned it on many occasions.
I think this is the first I've heard of it. And for some reason I thought he did is undergrad in English or literature or some shit.
see now that makes sense. Drinky did you just do a masters then?
i was a double major in lit and cs, with a minor in math. got a masters in cs, no thesis option because i am teh lazy.
How many years did it take you to achieve all of that? I need a reference.
Scenester evolved to... The Sceneman
I wish I had done CS in retrospect. I think I would have received a better exposure to general programming theory. Instead, I did ISOM, and we didn't deal in object oriented programming at all and learned VB. To which, I copy/paste this quote:
"It is practically impossible to teach good programming to students that have had a prior exposure to BASIC: as potential programmers they are mentally mutilated beyond hope of regeneration."
Had to take a bunch of business courses to go along with it, not much math (not much math in business... makes sense). On the other hand, I think the ISOM route was better regarding working with databases, but I guess that would probably depend on the school.
Eternal student on loans or what?
I'm going to be an eternal student. I got everything lined up to start on my second major in EE. Then I'll do an MBA (although they hand those out like candy; it will get to the point where you need to have one much like the Bachelor's Degree is the new High School diploma) and get a JD. I like independent learning but the post collegiate world is boring. I need some mental stimulation.I wish I had done CS in retrospect. I think I would have received a better exposure to general programming theory. Instead, I did ISOM, and we didn't deal in object oriented programming at all and learned VB. To which, I copy/paste this quote:
"It is practically impossible to teach good programming to students that have had a prior exposure to BASIC: as potential programmers they are mentally mutilated beyond hope of regeneration."
Had to take a bunch of business courses to go along with it, not much math (not much math in business... makes sense). On the other hand, I think the ISOM route was better regarding working with databases, but I guess that would probably depend on the school.
Until the 10th grade, there was nothing I wanted to do more than CS. Until I took two C++ courses. And that was that.
Until the 10th grade, there was nothing I wanted to do more than CS. Until I took two C++ courses. And that was that.
Until the 10th grade, there was nothing I wanted to do more than CS. Until I took two C++ courses. And that was that.:lol Same here, except that it was 9th grade and only one C++ class. I think I mentioned it in one of recursive's threads.
Sounds like these people are getting it the wrong way round. My strategy was always to try and do as little work with the group as possible and then turn up on the day and ask for my lines.
One time a girl in the group told the professor I wasn't pulling my weight which really fucked me off so I paid her out until she was in tears. It was true, but still it's a dick move, if she had a problem she could've talked to me first.
So I had to spend time chatting with him on AIM and telling him he had a lot to live for and shit :-\ He was kind of a friend before the project but I don't think I spoke with him much after that.
Too many.
The way my college career went, individual projects were the norm for 100 and 200 classes, group projects were the norm for 300 and 400 classes. There were, of course, group projects as a freshman and sophomore and individual projects as a junior and senior, but there was a definite emphasis on collaborative work in higher level courses.
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Why not hold out for a girl that encompasses both?
Why not hold out for a girl that encompasses both?
I could probably do everything with girl 2 but it might mean waiting a while due to current Saudi living conditions. I'm in a pickle. And sorry, no pics of neither girls nor turds.
why dont you ask Jinfash what he feels about your situation?
i was a double major in lit and cs, with a minor in math. got a masters in cs, no thesis option because i am teh lazy.
How many years did it take you to achieve all of that? I need a reference.
Probably 6-7, depending on the amount of "lazy."
sounds like you need a ladyboy.why dont you ask Jinfash what he feels about your situation?
I would if this situation involved ladyboys.
The way my college career went, individual projects were the norm for 100 and 200 classes, group projects were the norm for 300 and 400 classes. There were, of course, group projects as a freshman and sophomore and individual projects as a junior and senior, but there was a definite emphasis on collaborative work in higher level courses.
That's pretty much how the compsci department here operates too.
Well, talked to travel girl for an hour and after I witnessed her cry her eyes out, we decided to be friends for the time being to see what's gonna happen with my situation with turd girl. God I was in a fucking mess of a situation with two girls and I somehow managed to squeeze myself out of it unscathed for now. It was a trainwreck waiting to happen and eventually i'm gonna get sloppy and the shit will hit the fan. I'd tell you guys all about it but it requires way too much typing to explain what happened from the beginning.
hey, practice what you preach, buddy.:lol
Go with the one that doesnt have an STD.
Paper comprete.
now to clean up the apt a little cuz mom will be here tomorrow, then legitimately enjoy some vidyagames without feeling like I'm putting off my paper.
Paper comprete.
now to clean up the apt a little cuz mom will be here tomorrow, then legitimately enjoy some vidyagames without feeling like I'm putting off my paper.
Paper comprete.
now to clean up the apt a little cuz mom will be here tomorrow, then legitimately enjoy some vidyagames without feeling like I'm putting off my paper.
After the first sentence I read the rest with a 'Japanese' accent. It was weird.
Did FM just critique someone's spelling?
Flag on the play.
then legitimately enjoy some vidyagames without feeling like I'm putting off my paper.
He's wearing your tie.
I don't even know what that means.Presumably you'll add him so that you can leave messages on his 'wall' or whatever just to let that chick know you're still available etc.
Despite my best efforts, she ends up hanging on this guy's arm for a few days - until he inevitably bangs not one or two, but three different broads. She finally catches on, stops talking to the loser, and we end up connecting near the tail end of the trip. Before I could seal the deal as it were, he swoops in with some ridiculous John Cusack-level bullshit and she leaves with him.
Despite my best efforts, she ends up hanging on this guy's arm for a few days - until he inevitably bangs not one or two, but three different broads. She finally catches on, stops talking to the loser, and we end up connecting near the tail end of the trip. Before I could seal the deal as it were, he swoops in with some ridiculous John Cusack-level bullshit and she leaves with him.
LOL what a loser.
Despite my best efforts, she ends up hanging on this guy's arm for a few days - until he inevitably bangs not one or two, but three different broads. She finally catches on, stops talking to the loser, and we end up connecting near the tail end of the trip. Before I could seal the deal as it were, he swoops in with some ridiculous John Cusack-level bullshit and she leaves with him.
LOL what a loser.
But he said probability instead of probably!
wilco edited that in a swear!
Boogie is a harsh mistress. It takes a certain level of sophistication and intelligent conversation to woo him.
How much sophistication and how much Rohypnol?
Well that girl sure did, so what exactly is your point?
What topics did the two of you discuss on your date?
*takes notes*
... Unrelated note: I am going to stand up this girl tomorrow. You guys will laugh at me if I tell you why.
She's been kind of aggressive and she's pretty cute too :-\oh poor you
Franz, what happened to the chick who you just wanted to hang out with, and not in any way sexual?
She's been kind of aggressive and she's pretty cute too :-\oh poor you
She's been kind of aggressive and she's pretty cute too :-\oh poor you
Franz, what happened to the chick who you just wanted to hang out with, and not in any way sexual?
Kranz, I've got something similar going on.
I've been so stressed from work, and I got invited to dinner at a country club by someone who may be a valuable industry contact in the near future. Still, he was flexible with the reservations, but I decided I'd rather eat prime rib and play Modern Warfare 2 than watch a movie at this broad's place.
This is actually the third time I have done this to her. She probably won't call me back after I text her tomorrow morning.
We get along pretty well because we're both incurably asocial and eccentric.
We get along pretty well because we're both incurably asocial and eccentric.
Let's talk about this.
but really, I don't know how to talk about that...what do you wanna know? :lol um, I guess it's that people in law school only talk about law and mundane everyday talk, to keep a good face on, since you're supposed to constantly be in "networking" mode. I'm not into it, she doesn't seem to be either, and we can entertain each other pretty well.
but really, I don't know how to talk about that...what do you wanna know? :lol um, I guess it's that people in law school only talk about law and mundane everyday talk, to keep a good face on, since you're supposed to constantly be in "networking" mode. I'm not into it, she doesn't seem to be either, and we can entertain each other pretty well.
It's just interesting how you described yourself as asocial, while also being eccentric.
He did ask, and you gave a pretty dumb answer.
Because I tie asocial with the word anti-social, and for some reason I always liken "eccentric" with "unique". It's hard for me to picture someone who tends to avoid social situations while also being eccentric, although their core definitions compliment one another.
Don't ask.
how can someone with 29,504 posts on EB hate small talk and superficial convos???
Okay, story time.
I went on vacation. One of the girls I started talking to, and connect rather well with, ends up pairing up with this Abercrombie and Fitch-wearing man whore with Top Gun sunglasses. He is the alpha male for a group of guys that went on vacation together, and they have the collective maturity of a game lobby for Halo 3.
Despite my best efforts, she ends up hanging on this guy's arm for a few days - until he inevitably bangs not one or two, but three different broads. She finally catches on, stops talking to the loser, and we end up connecting near the tail end of the trip. Before I could seal the deal as it were, he swoops in with some ridiculous John Cusack-level bullshit and she leaves with him.
And I was close. I'm talking, garments were being taken off. She had my tie. She still has my tie.
I miss that tie.
So, it's now almost six months later, and this guy, who I not only dislike, but tried to punch of a friend of mine in the face and humiliate a few girls that did not fit in with his mail order catalog crowd, wants me to add him to Facebook. It's like the ultimate insult. And guess who our only mutual friend is? Her. The vacation broad. It's like, he is trying to e-slap me, by reminding me of my failures almost half a year later.
Fuck you, Facebook.
Okay, story time.
I went on vacation. One of the girls I started talking to, and connect rather well with, ends up pairing up with this Abercrombie and Fitch-wearing man whore with Top Gun sunglasses. He is the alpha male for a group of guys that went on vacation together, and they have the collective maturity of a game lobby for Halo 3.
Despite my best efforts, she ends up hanging on this guy's arm for a few days - until he inevitably bangs not one or two, but three different broads. She finally catches on, stops talking to the loser, and we end up connecting near the tail end of the trip. Before I could seal the deal as it were, he swoops in with some ridiculous John Cusack-level bullshit and she leaves with him.
And I was close. I'm talking, garments were being taken off. She had my tie. She still has my tie.
I miss that tie.
So, it's now almost six months later, and this guy, who I not only dislike, but tried to punch of a friend of mine in the face and humiliate a few girls that did not fit in with his mail order catalog crowd, wants me to add him to Facebook. It's like the ultimate insult. And guess who our only mutual friend is? Her. The vacation broad. It's like, he is trying to e-slap me, by reminding me of my failures almost half a year later.
Fuck you, Facebook.
Ouch, Will... that's really harsh :(
Is that a true story or are you only testing your writing skills Big Will?
No reason to hate on the guy though, we all would have done that.
This first week of cramming hasn't been too productive. I'll need to start pulling 18 hour days. :-\:'(
Where do you cram? I can't do it in my house anymore, the computer is too tempting. So I cram in the library. It's open until 1am so I'm able to get a good deal of studying in when needed. I also go to a restaurant/coffer joint near campus that's open until 3
Where do you cram? I can't do it in my house anymore, the computer is too tempting. So I cram in the library. It's open until 1am so I'm able to get a good deal of studying in when needed. I also go to a restaurant/coffer joint near campus that's open until 3
I'm currently too asocial to study at the library.
Where do you cram? I can't do it in my house anymore, the computer is too tempting. So I cram in the library. It's open until 1am so I'm able to get a good deal of studying in when needed. I also go to a restaurant/coffer joint near campus that's open until 3
I'm currently too asocial to study at the library.
what? doesn't it have little cubicals where you don't even have to see anyone at all?
Dinner meeting went well. I ate way too much and rung up a hefty tab (four beers, four Jack and Coke's, and one Irish coffee). I feel like I've gained back the five pounds I lost the last two weeks.
This was just round one:
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I got so bloated I couldn't even capture the other courses and the dessert. Ugh.
People who take pictures of their food are so annoying. Did you really do this at a dinner meeting?
I can usually cram pretty well, but I just haven't been able to force myself.
The next few weeks are going to be painful.
edit:
Lovely Rita's bassline is surprisingly fun.
but i wanna know now :-\
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Fridayton.
BELIEVE
When are your finals? I've got 2 weeks to my first one, then four days in between each...3 total.
When are your finals? I've got 2 weeks to my first one, then four days in between each...3 total.
My first one is also in two weeks, but I only have one day in between each exam.
When are your finals? I've got 2 weeks to my first one, then four days in between each...3 total.
My first one is also in two weeks, but I only have one day in between each exam.
cool. and I think I see how you do it now. I mean, I'm kinda happy I went to class this semester, but on the other hand, I'd probably be in better shape if I just looked at topics on the syllabus, half-assedly read outlines for 3 months, then crammed like crazy for two weeks.
I also recently went through a break up but decided not to divulge because I don't like being an attention whore when it comes to things like this.
PD, are all the women you chase after black?
I wanted to do something today, but I ended up lying in bed until 2 pm and now I have a stomachache and just want to curl up into a ball in a corner. I made myself a sandwich, took two bites, and threw it in the garbage.
Go-karts, batting cages and laser tag. The holy triumvirate of childhood pleasures.:rock
Go-karts, batting cages and laser tag. The holy triumvirate of childhood pleasures.
I had a few laser tag birthday parties during grade school. I used to form alliances and betray people. It was awesome. :lol
YES QZAR
I swear to God, every fucking kid in 4th grade had his birthday party there. And then it closed down a few years later.
my sisters 21st birthday party is at my house today. I will post pics oh yes:drake
people need to stop pointing out my skinny knees
I got into an accident while cycling with anther cyclist. Other guy needed stitches and had to go to hospital. Swollen wrist, swollen knee can't play tennis, can't go out without looking like some pirate since I hobble :'(
ive only really been talking about it with #eb but i got diagnosed with atherosclerosis about a month and a half ago and have been in and out of surgeries trying to figure out why and where the blockage is thats making the toes on my right foot numb and blueWow. Sorry to hear that. Do you have more surgeries to go?
the limp in my left leg is from complications from surgery i had last wednesday, an angiogram, they made me spend the night in the hospital a day ago and since then its 100% better, at least i can lay down on my back now without being uncomfortable and shifting every 5 or 10 seconds
its an old mans disease and is mystifying doctors, i have to stop smoking or ill die in 5-10 years, i havent worn proper shoes in almost 2 months (just house shoes), and now i cant even handle the elastic band in sweatpants (the pair im in right now are cut)
When it comes to applying fattie shit on your food, go for broke or don't go at all. Light Mayo and Miracle Whip :blah
Karma for all that shit talking. First Kosma, now Drewsy
Wow. Sorry to hear that. Do you have more surgeries to go?
He's a fellow Ohioan. You should show your support!
You should just let me give it a shot. Nothing to lose, and you could always post my revisions on this forum for comedic ownage.
Func<int, Func<int, int>> MakeAdder = x => y => x + y;
Func<int, int> Adder = MakeAdder(10);
Console.WriteLine(Adder(20));I liked Blackadder, but have no place for MakeAdder.
I liked Blackadder, but have no place for MakeAdder.
You will when you see this image meme that I have stolen.
(http://www.anthonypegram.com/images/xzibit_function.jpg)
What say you now?
I liked Blackadder, but have no place for MakeAdder.
You will when you see this image meme that I have stolen.
(http://www.anthonypegram.com/images/xzibit_function.jpg)
What say you now?
so much fun, the people are great, pretty much guaranteed a 6 figure income.
Doesn't matter, you sleep alone anywayoh
Doesn't matter, you sleep alone anyway
I'm thinking about getting one of these
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I'm thinking about getting one of these
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My friend has one and it's really good... has such a nice feel to it, makes my Numark Total Control look like cheap crap.
You DJ, FoC? If so, what kind of music do you spin?
I'm thinking about getting one of these
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My friend has one and it's really good... has such a nice feel to it, makes my Numark Total Control look like cheap crap.
You DJ, FoC? If so, what kind of music do you spin?
Are there any good books on getting started making some simple beats? I think I'm gonna drop for this later today.
I'm listening to your "essential" track. Yeah this is great and exactly what i want to learn how to do.
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Why not? I know someone who did it, she said it worked.
Or maybe have a friend in class send the question
Why not? I know someone who did it, she said it worked.
Or maybe have a friend in class send the question
:wtf
Base the story around a protagonist who is trying to crash a female slumber party. Call it Van Ontario: Rise of Father_Mike.
Base the story around a protagonist who is trying to crash a female slumber party. Call it Van Ontario: Rise of Father_Mike.
Base the story around a protagonist who is trying to crash a female slumber party. Call it Van Ontario: Rise of Father_Mike.
Van Saskatchewan 2: The Decline of the English Language
Base the story around a protagonist who is trying to crash a female slumber party. Call it Van Ontario: Rise of Father_Mike.
Van Saskatchewan 2: The Decline of the English Language
Sorority Girl #1: Hey Arvie, we're having trouble with our philosophy homework.
Sorority Girl #2: It's so . . . hard. We'd reward anyone who helped us.
Arvie: You should email the professor. He rambles though.
Sorority Girl #2: What if you'd help us out. We'd reward you!
Arvie: Like with a new cravat?
Sorority Girl #1: Something dirty.
Arvie: Why would I want a dirty cravat?
When I create EVILBORE: THE SITCOM, I will hire Malek.
:'(When I create EVILBORE: THE SITCOM, I will hire Malek.
well there goes my chance of being in it
ill probably be dead by then anyway
I feel his pain. :(
Welp. The time bomb has finally gone off. My house mate got dumped by his "girlfriend" who he has only seen twice, and is trashing the apartment. He just kicked the shit out of the door and now he's screaming and punching the wall.:lol
I'm having dinner with Michael Pollan on sunday
Me>>>you
Tiesto, what should i do? Should I get that Hercules table?
I tried downloading virtual DJ but it doesn't work on macs. (I thought DJs and music makers used macs)?
Tiesto, what should i do? Should I get that Hercules table?
I tried downloading virtual DJ but it doesn't work on macs. (I thought DJs and music makers used macs)?
Hmm, there's no Mac version? That's weird, I would have assumed there would be one... a lot of DJs and producers do use Macs (I don't, myself). You can look for other, Mac-friendly DJing programs - Traktor is supposedly a great alternative.
The Hercules table will undoubtedly come with trial versions of software, too. I would suggest you go for it if you don't mind dropping the money. It's a really entertaining hobby.
I'm having dinner with Michael Pollan on sunday
Me>>>you
Tiesto, what should i do? Should I get that Hercules table?
I tried downloading virtual DJ but it doesn't work on macs. (I thought DJs and music makers used macs)?
Hmm, there's no Mac version? That's weird, I would have assumed there would be one... a lot of DJs and producers do use Macs (I don't, myself). You can look for other, Mac-friendly DJing programs - Traktor is supposedly a great alternative.
The Hercules table will undoubtedly come with trial versions of software, too. I would suggest you go for it if you don't mind dropping the money. It's a really entertaining hobby.
What do I need to do to start making stuff like yours? Is it just software?
I'm having dinner with Michael Pollan on sunday
Me>>>you
Who? :wtf
I'm having dinner with Michael Pollan on sunday
Me>>>you
Who? :wtf
I'm surprised you don't know of him -- he's an especially girthy stripper.
Another 2.2 miles on the elliptical today. Let's hope it pays off eventually.
Another 2.2 miles on the elliptical today. Let's hope it pays off eventually.
I used to do alot of time on the elliptical, but I never saw any results until I started lifting weights. To each his own
or asking my father (who is a physical trainer) for help -
or asking my father (who is a physical trainer) for help -
Your father is a trainer? This is like finding out that Arvie's mom is an English teacher.
or asking my father (who is a physical trainer) for help -
Your father is a trainer? This is like finding out that Arvie's mom is an English teacher.
or asking my father (who is a physical trainer) for help -Your father is a trainer? This is like finding out that Arvie's mom is an English teacher.
or asking my father (who is a physical trainer) for help -
Your father is a trainer? This is like finding out that Arvie's mom is an English teacher.
or asking my father (who is a physical trainer) for help -
Your father is a trainer? This is like finding out that Arvie's mom is an English teacher.
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Successful troll is successful. :smug
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Successful troll is successful. :smug
pic or it didn't happen
I've had an application to a school in Korea in the works for over a month now. I've been looking for other jobs at the same time, but no one is biting, and the Korea thing is guaranteed. I start next Wednesday. If I had gotten the job I was recently applying for, I would have canceled, but I really need money at this point.Good grief, it sounds like they sent in a hardball interviewer in the final round. Good on you for having more irons in the fire. Try not to get frustrated.Arent there any jobs youd like before going to Korea again?
There are tons of jobs I'd rather do, but it's hard to get them in this economy. I can't even get a customer service position at a company that employs three of my college friends. There just aren't many openings. I'm going to take the time to work on my writing a lot, and hopefully I'll have a novel ready to submit to agents when I get back.
Another 2.2 miles on the elliptical today. Let's hope it pays off eventually.
I lost over 20 pounds since I stopped drinking two months ago.
edit: I also use an elliptical
The next time you have an interview, remember all those questions, and be ready for them. They're pretty typical, reasonable questions from the looks of it. Unless he was waggling his eyebrows at you with each question. "What about here, where you don't have an employer listed for these 6 months? What were you doing then?" *waggle waggle*Good grief, it sounds like they sent in a hardball interviewer in the final round. Good on you for having more irons in the fire. Try not to get frustrated.
The final interviewer was a lot more of a hardballer. But one of the things that hurt me with this guy is that he had been gone for the past month (traveling on company business). During that month, my friend at the company had been really talking me up as the guy he recommended for this job. This guy wasn't exposed to any of that, and as a result, I was just another resume in the pile for him.
Also, I think the first and second interviews got me into a false sense of security. The first two interviews were so easy that when the third guy came out and played hard-ball, really grilling me about gaps in my resume, reasons for leaving other positions, lack of real experience in certain areas, I wasn't ready for it.
But there's also the fact that all of the other applicants were internal candidates who already knew the systems, and since it's crunch-time over there, they probably just felt a lot more comfortable hiring someone who they wouldn't have to train as much. I'm confident that I would have been the best of the bunch a month or two from now, but I probably wouldn't have been the best hire starting from day one.
Elliptical machines are for sissies, period..
Arvie, you can't even spell elliptical. Do you even know what it is?
I had one. That's how I know that it is for sissies.
Use it on a high elevation, the reason that it's a good cardio machine and much better than bikes or treadmills is that you have to work against gravity.Arvie, you can't even spell elliptical. Do you even know what it is?I had one. That's how I know that it is for sissies.
If you want to get rid of flab, core exercises are probably the best. Elliptical machines are really only good for getting your cardiovascular endurance up, which is important but I have seen some chubsters at the gym that go for an hour on those things (like every time I see them).
Exercise+giving up pop/juice will really help with belly flab.
Well, I definitely need to get my cardiovascular endurance up... I have mild aortic stenosis (I think one other person on this message board has this too, but I can't remember who) and low stamina. What core exercises do you recommend? I do crunches on the ab machine, mainly. 3 sets, 25 reps @ 80lbs. I really wanna get rid of that stomach flab.Leg raises, abdominal crunches on an exercise ball, and plain sit-ups are basically all I do. I only do it for maybe 15 minutes but you still get a good burn the next day.
Exercise+giving up pop/juice will really help with belly flab.
I don't drink any juice (save for maybe orange juice every now and then when I'm not feeling too well), I have maybe a can of Sprite Zero with lunch (no caffeine, no sodium, no carbs, etc.) and drink moderately (a beer every now and then).
I cut out a lot of processed foods from my diet, which is not perfect, but a far cry from what I used to eat.
After this regimen on the elliptical, and I get my endurance up, I'll start going to the gym. That's the goal.
Cute-Girl sounds promising. Have you analyzed her message board posts yet? I hope it works out for you!..and by that I mean I hope her facebook isn't set to private.She's pretty bright, but she has a boyfriend. :-\
I'm pretty sure he doesn't and the whole E-stalking thing is a joke.
Getting a fucking facebook, Malek.
Flannel Girl pulled an Arvie on the corporate law message board. :'(
Yes--because 5% of our final grade comes from having a sufficient number of posts! (Yes I know that's not what you meant).
Wait, wait, wait, there are law message boards???spoiler (click to show/hide)do they help you get better grades?spoiler (click to show/hide)[close][close]
yay, first final is a week from today./me tries to slit his wrists
I have my own Flannel Girl, guys.
:'(
yay, first final is a week from today./me tries to slit his wrists
/me pulls a manabyte and survives.
I have my own Flannel Girl, guys.
:'(
Tell your sister I said hi.
The only good thing about being in the friend zone is that you can jokily grab your friend's tits.
I'm split on whether failure will be a relief or not.
The only good thing about being in the friend zone is that you can jokily grab your friend's tits.
Please tell me where the women who take that shit are so I can get deep into the friend zone with them.
link plz
screencaps, or malek is a liar
banmalekwillco
If you want to get rid of flab, core exercises are probably the best. Elliptical machines are really only good for getting your cardiovascular endurance up, which is important but I have seen some chubsters at the gym that go for an hour on those things (like every time I see them).
What core exercises do you recommend? I do crunches on the ab machine, mainly. 3 sets, 25 reps @ 80lbs. I really wanna get rid of that stomach flab.
What core exercises do you recommend? I do crunches on the ab machine, mainly. 3 sets, 25 reps @ 80lbs. I really wanna get rid of that stomach flab.
NO! BAD! YOU CAN'T SPOT REDUCE FAT!
(now, I do recommend abwork, but it won't reduce flab)
Cool, thanks folks... seems like I'm on the right track, just need to cut back on eating. I have a pretty voracious appetite, but I don't drink soda/juice, only green tea and water.
Diet is the most important thing to losing weight. Exercise is a distant but important second.
Diet is the most important thing to losing weight. Exercise is a distant but important second.
You are probably giving much better advice. I've never worked towards actually losing weight but you do MMA so you probably know your shit. I had flabby, toneless abs a couple years after high school though and doing a lot of core and some cardio got rid of that "flab".If you want to get rid of flab, core exercises are probably the best. Elliptical machines are really only good for getting your cardiovascular endurance up, which is important but I have seen some chubsters at the gym that go for an hour on those things (like every time I see them).Fuck me, you're an idiot. You can't spot reduce fat by doing abwork. Cardio = burning fat.
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public string SupplierName { get; set; }
}
List<Product> products = new List<Product>()
{
new Product { ProductID = 1, ProductName = "Blue Widget", SupplierID = 1 },
new Product { ProductID = 2, ProductName = "Red Widget", SupplierID = 1 },
new Product { ProductID = 3, ProductName = "Yellow Widget", SupplierID = 2 },
new Product { ProductID = 4, ProductName = "Green Widget", SupplierID = 2 }
};
List<Supplier> suppliers = new List<Supplier>()
{
new Supplier { SupplierID = 1, SupplierName = "BR Widget Company" },
new Supplier { SupplierID = 2, SupplierName = "YG Widgets Inc" }
};
// simple join using query expression, easy-peezy lemon squeezy, or something
var query = from product in products
join supplier in suppliers
on product.SupplierID equals supplier.SupplierID
orderby supplier.SupplierName, product.ProductID
select new
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ProductID = product.ProductID,
ProductName = product.ProductName,
SupplierName = supplier.SupplierName
};
foreach (var element in query)
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Console.WriteLine("{0}\t{1}\t{2}", element.ProductID, element.ProductName, element.SupplierName);
}
1 Blue Widget BR Widget Company
2 Red Widget BR Widget Company
3 Yellow Widget YG Widgets Inc
4 Green Widget YG Widgets Inc
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products.Add(new Product { ProductID = 5, ProductName = "Purple Widget", SupplierID = 1 });
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1 Blue Widget BR Widget Company
2 Red Widget BR Widget Company
5 Purple Widget BR Widget Company
3 Yellow Widget YG Widgets Inc
4 Green Widget YG Widgets Inc
products.Add(new Product { ProductID = 6, ProductName = "Orange Widget", SupplierID = 2 });
foreach (var element in elements)
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1 Blue Widget BR Widget Company
2 Red Widget BR Widget Company
5 Purple Widget BR Widget Company
3 Yellow Widget YG Widgets Inc
4 Green Widget YG Widgets Inc
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supposed to finish a paper tonight so that I wont be totally buttfucked for next week.
...Then I got high.
I have 15 pages to right by monday. I wasted all day doing nothing. This won't end well.
I have 15 pages to right by monday. I wasted all day doing nothing. This won't end well.
I have 15 pages to right by monday. I wasted all day doing nothing. This won't end well.
good luck
Cute-Girl owned me on the message board.
Scratch her off the list now.
Sounds like a town that was founded when the horse died and no one else could pull the buggy.
I call bullshit on that one. If you are fat and have a 6"+ flaccid, I doubt you'll be posting on a video game message board on a Friday night.
I've fapped to plenty of big dudes, none were packing. Then again they were all white. I cant fap to black people.
i don't know why i read the entire post.
I call bullshit on that one. If you are fat and have a 6"+ flaccid, I doubt you'll be posting on a video game message board on a Friday night.
Grower or shower?
Saw Kaskade and Daishi Dance spin at Ageha last night, and both were great, in addition to the 4-5 OTHER DJs that were playing on the various other dance floors. I'd been there before, but I'd never explored beyond the main dance floor and the front bar. Little did I know there was a POOL in the middle of a dance floor outside and a fucking huge lake thing behind the club. It's like 5 clubs in one. Got home around 8 (wasn't sloppy drunk this time, what the fuck... I even bought WATER at the bar) after delicious, delicious McDonald's, woke up at 4.
Checked my mail on the way to dinner, and FINALLY...spoiler (click to show/hide)POW
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Colonel : But there are things not covered by genetic information.
Raiden : What do you mean?
Colonel : Human memories, ideas. Culture. History.
Rose : Genes don't contain any record of human history.
Colonel : Is it something that should not be passed on? Should that
information be left at the mercy of nature?
Rose : We've always kept records of our lives. Through words, pictures,
symbols... from tablets to books...
Colonel : But not all the information was inherited by later generations. A
small percentage of the whole was selected and processed, then
passed on. Not unlike genes, really.
Rose : That's what history is, Jack.
Jack : Yeah. But genes aren't the only thing you pass on. There are too
many things that aren't written into our DNA. It's up to us to
teach that to our children.
Rose : What kind of things?
Jack : About the environment, our ideas, our culture... poetry...
compassion... sorrow... joy... We'll tell them everything...
together.
Snake : Life isn't just about passing on your genes. We can leave behind
much more than just DNA. Through speech, music, literature and
movies... what we've seen, heard, felt ...anger, joy and
sorrow... these are the things I will pass on. That's what I
live for.
We need to pass the torch, and let our children read our messy
and sad history by its light. We have all the magic of the
digital age to do that with. The human race will probably come to
an end some time, and new species may rule over this planet. Earth
may not be forever, but we still have the responsibility to leave
what traces of life we can. Building the future and keeping the
past alive are one and the same thing.
So now I'm writing a bit on how we tell stories to pass down information to future generations and I am SO TEMPTED TO QUOTE MGS2smh
So I gotta some COFFEE (I can't drink coffee cause it gives me the runs, so when I do drink coffee once every few months it is like 100x more powerful) and have actually been writing and making awesome philosophical debating backed by legal and literary text.
So now I'm writing a bit on how we tell stories to pass down information to future generations and I am SO TEMPTED TO QUOTE MGS2 on how passing down information to future generations.QuoteColonel : But there are things not covered by genetic information.
Raiden : What do you mean?
Colonel : Human memories, ideas. Culture. History.
Rose : Genes don't contain any record of human history.
Colonel : Is it something that should not be passed on? Should that
information be left at the mercy of nature?
Rose : We've always kept records of our lives. Through words, pictures,
symbols... from tablets to books...
Colonel : But not all the information was inherited by later generations. A
small percentage of the whole was selected and processed, then
passed on. Not unlike genes, really.
Rose : That's what history is, Jack.QuoteJack : Yeah. But genes aren't the only thing you pass on. There are too
many things that aren't written into our DNA. It's up to us to
teach that to our children.
Rose : What kind of things?
Jack : About the environment, our ideas, our culture... poetry...
compassion... sorrow... joy... We'll tell them everything...
together.QuoteSnake : Life isn't just about passing on your genes. We can leave behind
much more than just DNA. Through speech, music, literature and
movies... what we've seen, heard, felt ...anger, joy and
sorrow... these are the things I will pass on. That's what I
live for.
We need to pass the torch, and let our children read our messy
and sad history by its light. We have all the magic of the
digital age to do that with. The human race will probably come to
an end some time, and new species may rule over this planet. Earth
may not be forever, but we still have the responsibility to leave
what traces of life we can. Building the future and keeping the
past alive are one and the same thing.
What's so great about the UK version of BSG Blu ray? Is it cheaper?
you import from amazon uk or something? What was the price?
...
I can't believe how bad the US one is..
Is there a general limit on what's acceptable for length of a quote in a double-spaced paper? I found this great study on false rape accusations but I'm not sure how to pair it down any smaller without losing all the effectiveness and it takes up about 1/2 a page.
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1/2 a page max when i wrote papers.
“Charles P. McDowell…studied the 1,218 reports of rape that were made between 1980 and 1984 on Air Force bases throughout the world (McDowell, 1985). Of those, 460 were found to be "proven"…Another 212 of the total reports were found to be "disproved" as the alleged victim convincingly admitted the complaint was a "hoax" at some point during the initial investigation. The researchers then investigated the 546 remaining or "unresolved" rape allegations including having the accusers submit to a polygraph. Twenty-seven percent (27%) of these complainants admitted they had fabricated their accusation just before taking the polygraph or right after they failed the test…Combining this 27% with the initial 212 "disproved" cases, it was determined that approximately 45% of the total rape allegations were false”
I got it down to:Quote“Charles P. McDowell…studied the 1,218 reports of rape that were made between 1980 and 1984 on Air Force bases throughout the world (McDowell, 1985). Of those, 460 were found to be "proven"…Another 212 of the total reports were found to be "disproved" as the alleged victim convincingly admitted the complaint was a "hoax" at some point during the initial investigation. The researchers then investigated the 546 remaining or "unresolved" rape allegations including having the accusers submit to a polygraph. Twenty-seven percent (27%) of these complainants admitted they had fabricated their accusation just before taking the polygraph or right after they failed the test…Combining this 27% with the initial 212 "disproved" cases, it was determined that approximately 45% of the total rape allegations were false”
But I think I'm just gonna say a large % of rape cases are based on false claims[1] and throw all that in a footnote at the bottom.
Unless of course you want to dispute that as being biased and too high as well and that no one has ever actually made a false accusation in the history of mankind.::)
Also I'm kind of impressed by this new age of internet where you can put in a sentence in google and find a quote about it from the free preview pages of some book on amazon and then you have a legitimate book with all the citing information & page number & useful quote!JSTOR annihilated :teehee
I thought the cost of living in DC was pretty outrageous? My sister in law and her husband live in the city and they say it's really expensive.
There's a production base here (since the vast majority of non-fiction media is produced or in post-production here thanks to Discovery, Smithsonian and National Geographic), so talent and crew can be acquired in a hurry. There are a handful of decent schools/art centers that the creative people tend to revolve around. And you can usually get people to pay for your travel costs, which makes it easier to live here.
The two cheapest places to shoot in the states are Detroit and South Carolina, though.
Finished with all my school shit. Was pretty much done a week ago, but had one final left that the teacher didn't put up early like in the other class I was taking. Now it's done...finished in 15-20 minutes. :lol Probably about time to start the job hunt process; only have one class left to take next quarter.
Hey, did I miss some really good drama?The best. We were a cunt hair away from vag pics :'(
I'm wondering what Cyanista has to say bout' all thishopefully, "thanks for the wonderful pm bamyouhaveaids, here is a picture of my goose slide."
I'm wondering what Cyanista has to say bout' all thishopefully, "thanks for the wonderful pm bamyouhaveaids, here is a picture of my goose slide."
So basically what happened was that captainbiotch cybered with cyanista, he got caught by his estranged baby momma, she broke a bunch of shit, he hit her, went to jail, and now she was trying to screw up his online accounts? That's a pretty fucked up situation for the baby.Yeah, that went through my head more than once. She said he beat her in front of the child. Then again, here's a woman who spent most of the evening trolling her ex's online presences in order to get him banned, and ended up admitting to a group of unknowns that she enjoys rape fantasies. ???
I am back as a changed man.
I'm wondering what Cyanista has to say bout' all thishopefully, "thanks for the wonderful pm bamyouhaveaids, here is a picture of my goose slide."
I was told to finish a 120-page rough draft for a feature by February 1st. :(
I was told to finish a 120-page rough draft for a feature by February 1st. :(
I was told to finish a 120-page rough draft for a feature by February 1st. :(
I was told to finish a 120-page rough draft for a feature by February 1st. :(
How long was your last script?
Yeah, that went through my head more than once. She said he beat her in front of the child. Then again, here's a woman who spent most of the evening trolling her ex's online presences in order to get him banned, and ended up admitting to a group of unknowns that she enjoys rape fantasies. ???
Past 6 months: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
I dont care I want a job
Since I didn't get to post in the fuck you thread I'll talk about it here, who thinks that the wife will end up taking the captain back?
she'll come back to post: "oh evilbore, thanks for being so nice and funny and listening to me. you're such a great friend; you've really helped me out. He seems like he's changed, so I'm getting back with him."
Battered women love men that batter them. I never get this. /shrug
I'm aware of the psychology behind it, but it still blows my mind.
:lol
... This girl who has not returned my calls in months, calls me out of the blue to ask me if I will write her college paper. :lol
:lol
... This girl who has not returned my calls in months, calls me out of the blue to ask me if I will write her college paper. :lol
She is still on the phone begging me to write it. :lol
She is still on the phone begging me to write it. :lol
Just yell "You're tearing me apart, Lisa!" and hang up on her
She is still on the phone begging me to write it. :lol
Just yell "You're tearing me apart, Lisa!" and hang up on her
Leave your STUPID comments in your pocket!
when is it due?
She is still on the phone begging me to write it. :lol
Just yell "You're tearing me apart, Lisa!" and hang up on her
Leave your STUPID comments in your pocket!
oh hi roboj
WOW. She's just lazy. Forget about her.when is it due?Tomorrow. It's a two-page critique on a campus play she saw. Like the easiest thing in the world to do. I just kind of laughed it off.
when is it due?
Tomorrow. It's a two-page critique on a campus play she saw. Like the easiest thing in the world to do. I just kind of laughed it off.
She is still on the phone begging me to write it. :lol
Just yell "You're tearing me apart, Lisa!" and hang up on her
Leave your STUPID comments in your pocket!
oh hi roboj
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Because of you, I've been watching clips of The Room all night. I am having trouble speaking correctly, losing pigment in my skin, and nothing seems to make sense anymore.
civil procedure is the second worst class I've ever had. Nothing can top Hegel.
Phenomenology of Spirit :-X
civil procedure is the second worst class I've ever had. Nothing can top Hegel.
Phenomenology of Spirit :-X
civil procedure is the second worst class I've ever had. Nothing can top Hegel.
Phenomenology of Spirit :-X
FFXIII is out already?
Law school is horrible.
sounds like you've got the right attitude going in :lol
Anyhow aren't you first year?
Anyhow aren't you first year?
Second.
Anyone know how to cite a short story in a short story collection book in blue book (legal) form? I googled and searched all the blue book sites but no answer.
I know if it's a book it's:
Author Dude, I am the author dude (2009).
short story or article is:
Author Dude, I am the author dude short story (2009).
But not sure what do to do when it's a short story in a book. On the syllabus for our readings the professor used this form:
I am the author dude short story, Author Dude (year of story) (in I am the author dude).
But I don't think that's correct blue book cause I've never seen anything where the author's name doesn't come first.
Better read it again.
I just finished reading my 900 page evidence casebook, along with three different outlines. :-\
I like how 100% of my final grade is determined by a two hour exam involving two or three questions or fact scenarios on 900 pages of material.
jeez. they assigned the whole 900 pages throughout the semester?
Shit, i had a one month intensive course where more than 2000 pages were assigned. Malek destroyed.
One-upmanship. Looks like he got an A+.Shit, i had a one month intensive course where more than 2000 pages were assigned. Malek destroyed.
what was that in?
If it was something like literature, I say that 900 pages of law was probably worse.
It was all post-colonial theory :-\
I have to prepare two essays for tomorrow and I still don't even know what I want to talk about :'( :'( :'(
I have to prepare two essays for tomorrow and I still don't even know what I want to talk about :'( :'( :'(
Talk about the world. Say it has problems.
Fucking Hell.
Apparently some students cheated on a memo assignment by collaborating with each other (that rules me out . . . I'd think!). Now every student in the class must write an essay about professional integrity and responsibility.
Just what I need.
They probably know who, but they don't have any evidence on them.
Willco, will you write my essay? :-*
IT IS SO FUCKING WINDY OUTSIDE GODDAMNAnd cold. It snowed in fucking Sacramento a couple of days ago. Snowed! First time in almost a decade
They probably know who, but they don't have any evidence on them.
explain. How can they know someone cheated with out knowing who it was?
I'm watching the series finale of the OC right now. Need some tissues.
I'm watching the series finale of the OC right now. Need some tissues.
Just do it in a sock, dude.
Willco, will you write my essay? :-*
Fucking Hell.
Apparently some students cheated on a memo assignment by collaborating with each other (that rules me out . . . I'd think!). Now every student in the class must write an essay about professional integrity and responsibility.
Just what I need.
muckhole can share in my stress, since he is assisting me as well. ;)
My college didn't give A+ as a grade. Suffice to say I did get an A. Also none of it was literature. It was all post-colonial theory :-\One-upmanship. Looks like he got an A+.Shit, i had a one month intensive course where more than 2000 pages were assigned. Malek destroyed.
what was that in?
I look forward to seeing whether Willco or muckhole nabs the "Alan Smithee" username first.
Fucking Hell.
Apparently some students cheated on a memo assignment by collaborating with each other (that rules me out . . . I'd think!). Now every student in the class must write an essay about professional integrity and responsibility.
Just what I need.
I look forward to seeing whether Willco or muckhole nabs the "Alan Smithee" username first.
Guh? Not only is there the CDIA - Boston University in Georgetown, which employs actual industry folks that I personally know, but the AFI also offers workshops for aspiring filmmakers in Silver Spring in conjunction with the AFI Silver Theater and Cultural Arts center. Which, mind you, is the only real education they offer outside of their conservatory in California, which is drool-worthy.
Hell, the fact that the AFI is even based here negates that whole argument.
Not to mention that there are several schools that offer broadcasting and filmmaking degrees within the area, including The Art Institute in Virginia.
... And as stated, the area has the largest non-fiction production base in the entire country (that's not an opinion, that's a fact) and that includes Los Angeles. I find it abhorrent that you think that a city that is the home to the Smithsonian, a handful of film societies, the AMERICAN FILM INSTITUTE, etc. has "no creativity".
I won't even mention things like the Kennedy Center, which is outside of film, because you're being ignorant.
I'm going to rip this part of the topic off and jettison it to the OT so we don't ruin the topic, though.
I fail to see how the AFI, which actually educates filmmakers, is not tied to creativity. Or the CDIA? Or the Art Institute?
... and the Smithsonian is more than a museum. If you don't get that, then you aren't going to get anything. (Ever hear of television? (http://www.smithsonianchannel.com/site/smithsonian/index.html))
And I will take it personally. I have a lot of friends, highly skilled photographers and filmmakers, that work and live in the area. So to say that what they does not qualify as creative, or art, is kind of offensive - especially when they teach at state institutions that have film programs, schools like CDIA, are under employ of National Geographic/Discovery/Smithsonian, etc.
There is a significant film base here, rivaled only by Los Angeles, New York and - maybe - San Francisco (because they do so many commercials). There is art and creativity here. You do not need to look far to find it.
As promised
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I nailed her again the night before I left.
... technical know how has no relation to creativity which is probably why i'm seeing shitty informative documentaries littered throughout the smithsonian channel.
and are you really trying to pass this off as being creative? have you ever even gone to any of the local festivals such as the silverdocs, shortfilmfest and dcfilmfest or even any of the smithsonian weekend screenings? dc is even ill represented within its own city.
and nearly every university across the nation is adding film and media programs to their studies which are largely taught by industry rejects. for a good laugh, check out my university's newly formed film program faculty staff which has close relations with national geographic/discovery/smithsonian/blahblahblah.
i just think you're ill informed on our city's culture and are trying to find some validity for living here. this isn't a starving city anymore, the last time this area was alive with a thriving art community was nearly two decades ago which was dominantly counter culture. were surrounded by too much stability, money, education and bureaucracy which has drained this city of its life. try stepping outside of the mall for once.
... and film is a terrible way to show creativity since only a few people within that industry have it. the rest are tools to their disposal.
Willco, can you give me some tips on how to get into the position to make money as a screenwriter?
off to my final :'(
(http://in-this-economy.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/couch.jpg)
off to my final :'(
good luck
If you google "flogging the log", lots of EB stuff comes up. :lol
off to my final :'(
good luck
Thanks, it went awesome. I got a 90 on my essay I just handed in on Tuesday too. If I get a 92 on the final I will come out of the class with a 90!
If you google "flogging the log", lots of EB stuff comes up. :lol
Kafka's avatar comes up in Image Search :lol
also, took my contracts final today.
fuck law school, don't care if I fail out.
also, took my contracts final today.
fuck law school, don't care if I fail out.
Got evidence tomorrow morning
And I do care if I fail out--or get anything less than a B.
also, I think I win some kind of rule 34 long shot contest for finding this picture:
http://www.midbrowart.com/layer1/nugal/masks01/image01.htm
:nsfw
blah blah blah
Not everyone in the industry is talented, but if you're telling me there is no creativity, art or craftmanship that goes into non-fiction media, then you're just wrong, wrong, wrong.
D.C. is not a short film or feature film centric community, nor would I expect it to be. That doesn't mean there are not filmmakers here. Not everyone has aspirations for Hollywood or Tribeca.
Oh my god, you're one of those people. I like how you're telling me to "step outside the mall" for once, without knowing anything about me.
Yeah, our discussion ends here.
i hate to have to point this out to you since with how you're selling yourself, you've left me to assume that your well versed in terms of documentary films.
But you're already getting paid to do screenwriting-related stuff. Fixing scripts and whatnot.
Can you advise me on how to get into a similar position? So many shitty movies come out every year - it's quite obvious that I'm already a better writer than some of the people who currently make a living in screenwriting.
How can I get into a position to prove this? I'm not trying to compare myself to you or assert that I'm on the level of the top dogs out there. I just want advice on how to get into a position to do what you currently do.
Edit: also, you're right about checking the ego. I've been trying to do that. It's just hard to look at a film like Stealth or Ecks vs Sever and not think "I could write circles around the guy who wrote that." But I know that there are a lot more things that go into making a crappy movie than the talent/ability of the screenwriter.
(Interesting is Hollywood code word for "it sucked".)
I imagine the screenwriter life is basically Barton Fink, except with a little bit more homoerotic wrestling and fascism.
Hollywood is British now?
nothing like a 3 and a half hour exam on no sleep.
nothing like a 3 and a half hour exam on no sleep.
I'm gonna stop drinking pop again, I'm sure that my face is fatter than last night.
I'm looking for a serious relationship. Are you looking for a serious relationship?
I found a lump in my neck, I'm scared.Don't worry. Taking a tumor out is just like popping a pimple only slightly bigger. Try not to fret. :)
Holy crap. I assumed I burned all those negatives.also, took my contracts final today.
fuck law school, don't care if I fail out.
Got evidence tomorrow morning
And I do care if I fail out--or get anything less than a B.
good jon for caring
also, I think I win some kind of rule 34 long shot contest for finding this picture:
http://www.midbrowart.com/layer1/nugal/masks01/image01.htm
:nsfw
If you google "flogging the log", lots of EB stuff comes up. :lol
Sorry to hear that, T EXP. Good luck to you.
I just cleaned out my office/room. Yay!
[img]http://i46.tinypic.com/a44lxf.jpg[img]
I feel so professional now!
Is that a bottle of sake? :smug
So that is where the magic happens?
What happened dude, why the rage?
What happened dude, why the rage?
I really don't know. Maybe that is where the therapy would come in at. I'm at a good paying job but for some reason, I feel the need to keep shooting myself in the foot. I didn't really screw up on any of the work but my people skills with my co-workers suffered greatly. They still do stuff for me on occasion but I can hear them talking...
Which sucks because I never really had problems with people I worked with until this job, my first career job. Yet I am all too willing to firebomb my career with the company. Management definitely notices but at the same time, I received a raise, bonus pay, and great reviews. Which puzzles me a bit but I came to that realization yesterday and it was very sobering. I feel like a complete piece of shit and I'm not sure if I can resurrect things to the way they were at the beginning. I'll do my best to try but if I can't, I understand completely.
latin final went well!
Wilco I think you did a great job in answering the globe warming question!
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ynews_deca/ynews_deca_ts1018
I don't even understand what you just said, but good luck with that.
My Agency & Partnership outline is coming along well. It's so nice studying for a class where you actually took detailed notes of every case and holding and every rule. Very easy to study from. Especially compared to when you study for a class where you have no notes at all are just reading 60 page pre-made outlines and trying to somehow learn the material from multiple glances >_<
P.P.S. Most of the art on the push pin board was drawn by muckhole! :cancry
Your first three posts are bout Monavie? :smug
Your first three posts are bout Monavie? :smug
A good friend of mine's sister is huge into Quixstar. So much that she married a guy who is just as fanatical about it as she is. She was very ambitious before but after, she wound up taking a low pay easy job so she had more time to devote to Quixstar and Quixstar related activities.I have a second cousin that tried recruiting me into his Quixtar camp (all already knew about how much of a scam it is since they're headquarters are only an hour away from Kalamazoo). He is educated and I always respected him, but one night out of the blue he calls me and asks if he can come over and talk with me (it was late at night during the week). I thought it was weird because the guy lives over an hour away. So he comes and gives me this whole pitch about how it creates wealth and he is going to retire in 10 years (he was only 35 or so). I knew what it was as soon as he opened his mouth, but I let him go on since he is family and like I said I looked up to this guy a bit since he was older, had a nice family, and was educated. He kept assuring me that it wasn't a pyramid scheme and that the guys that run the business are "systems geniuses" when I voiced a few concerns, telling me that "it just works". I told him I would think about it and he left me a video to watch along with some free products, which I tried to refuse. Anyways, I never watched the video and I threw out the product because of my moral opposition to their business model.
Fuck, so now I have two lumps in my neck. :-\
I'm calling the doctor for the first time in my life tomorrow.
It's because people on this board like(d) Muse, unlike most of those other bands.
What's wrong with Vampire Weekend?
My plan really didn't work. I'm very tired. :-\
Also:
Current Weather Updated: Monday, December 14, 2009, 5:00 CST - Winnipeg Airport
Winnipeg, MB Clear
* Feels Like: -37
I have to go outside in a couple of hours and weight for the bus. :-\
At least it's clear.
bwahaha made me laugh.
Hope for final goes good.
You must be really fat.
bwahaha made me laugh.
Hope for final goes good.
I did that on purpose!spoiler (click to show/hide)or not :'( your and for sound similar though![close]
can the bull testosterone in Red Bull kill me? I'm on like, my 8th can.
great. studied all the wrong shit for my exam today and got completely blindsided.
The civil procedures exam wasn't too difficult; in fact, I probably could have done just as well if I didn't read any fucking case law.* Should get at least a B in the class, despite my arvie moments.
God I need sleep.
*I've actually read and highlighted every single case this semester. What's wrong with me?
all you'd have to do is write "uguu~" on the exam paper and turn it in, you'd get full marks.
So my brother got STEAM today and is starting to play PC games on his laptop. He's also starting to play more videogames and borrow more stuff from me. I'm not sure how I feel about this.It's probably better than banging some barmaid on the rebound. Well, safer. Not better.
See he's always been a casual gamer that played like 3-4 games a year or something that I'd recommend to him. But he had a longterm gf and dudebros and lots of social life drinkin and partying and stuff. Which is good. Then last month his 4-5+ year relationship gf who was living with him for the last few years left him and moved out. Since then he's starting to get more into videogames. He still hangs out with his dudebros and drinks and parties (moreso now that he's single), but I'm kind of worried about him letting videogames fill up the void of his now non-relationship. I want him to get out there and meet another girl and stuff and I'm afraid if he gets too into videogames like me he'll hurt his chances of a normal life.
So yeah, kinda cool seeing him get STEAM and enter the world of PC gaming, but I hope this isn't the start of an addiction that leaves him single.
It took me about eight hours to fall asleep last night.
Fuck
Two of my best friends from college refuse to drop my ex-girlfriend from their facebook friends list. They met her like 2-3 times tops, but they won't do it because "it's not healthy for me to care," and shit like that. Motherfuckers. That fucking cuntrag can see anything I write on their walls.
but if the bunny is still alive and kicking, I'd almost consider that a gesture of goodwill on her part.
I'm healthy. :)Glad to hear it. Was it acne or something?
Swollen lymph nodes. Something with a wound somewhere in my neck draining, and my cold probably didn't help either.
Of course, the day I plan an appointment, they are smaller when I wake up in the morning.
Making me look like a whining pantsy by the time I get there.
Being a hypchonder > neck-aids
For now.
What happened dude, why the rage?
I really don't know. Maybe that is where the therapy would come in at. I'm at a good paying job but for some reason, I feel the need to keep shooting myself in the foot. I didn't really screw up on any of the work but my people skills with my co-workers suffered greatly. They still do stuff for me on occasion but I can hear them talking...
Which sucks because I never really had problems with people I worked with until this job, my first career job. Yet I am all too willing to firebomb my career with the company. Management definitely notices but at the same time, I received a raise, bonus pay, and great reviews. Which puzzles me a bit but I came to that realization yesterday and it was very sobering. I feel like a complete piece of shit and I'm not sure if I can resurrect things to the way they were at the beginning. I'll do my best to try but if I can't, I understand completely.
It's good that you're recognizing that stuff before it gets out of hand. Maybe you can apologize to your co-workers? If that's awkward, then just start doing little things for the people you think are the most pissed. If you can calm down and fly straight for a few weeks, it'll be back to normal.
Bombed my final hard. He asked ridiculous questions like "In this example I gave in class(one he a month ago) how many threads where running in it?"
OMG I think I'm well on my way to understanding estates and future interests! (um, I guess that doesn't mean anything to anyone except bebpo and malek.) Sparknotes has an amazing summary that I wish I would've found sooner. I'm so fucked on this property final regardless. ::)
TEXP -- keep at it. it's hard to dig yourself out, but hey, maybe that transfer will work out. rant away...I'm nothing but a ball of bitch myself lately too.
OMG I think I'm well on my way to understanding estates and future interests! (um, I guess that doesn't mean anything to anyone except bebpo and malek.) Sparknotes has an amazing summary that I wish I would've found sooner. I'm so fucked on this property final regardless. ::)
OMG I think I'm well on my way to understanding estates and future interests! (um, I guess that doesn't mean anything to anyone except bebpo and malek.) Sparknotes has an amazing summary that I wish I would've found sooner. I'm so fucked on this property final regardless. ::)
Try to say "fee simple limited subject to a condition subsequent" five times fast.
FF13 spoilers on are in the internet. Time to unplug the ethernet cable for two weeks before Aeris dies.lol
FF13 spoilers on are in the internet. Time to unplug the ethernet cable for two weeks before Aeris dies.
Going on a double date on Friday, gonna do a quick model diet and lift some iron :punch
I just ended a seven year friendship with one of my oldest college buddies because he was a dick about not de-friending my ex who he met all of twice back in April.[/spoiler]
It wasn't. But it wasn't just about that; he also went off on me after the third time I made the request and said some pretty inexcusable shit. If we take for a given that I feel absolute hatred towards this ex, then the situation was really unavoidable, all things considered.
I just aced my corporate law exam.
Also, Cute-Girl talked to me. Though I kind of wish she didn't because I have a pretty bad break out. Fucking lack of sleep.
I just bombed a final big time. If this causes me to fail this class, which is a required one meaning I'd need to retake it, then...I don't know. This is horrible. That class was horrible. These are my worst fears realized.
I just aced my corporate law exam.
Also, Cute-Girl talked to me. Though I kind of wish she didn't because I have a pretty bad break out. Fucking lack of sleep.
Cute-Girl: how do you think you did on the test?
Malek: *runs home to post on Evilbore*
I just aced my corporate law exam.What did she say?
Also, Cute-Girl talked to me. Though I kind of wish she didn't because I have a pretty bad break out. Fucking lack of sleep.
I just aced my corporate law exam.
Also, Cute-Girl talked to me. Though I kind of wish she didn't because I have a pretty bad break out. Fucking lack of sleep.
Cute-Girl: how do you think you did on the test?
Malek: *runs home to post on Evilbore*
She talked to me prior to the exam, wise guy. Though I did kind of blow her off. (It's not my fault: I haven't had a good nights rest in weeks)
We just talked about xmas, corporate law, and the fact that I haven't been to a single patents class.*I just aced my corporate law exam.What did she say?
Also, Cute-Girl talked to me. Though I kind of wish she didn't because I have a pretty bad break out. Fucking lack of sleep.
I gained 5 kilo in the last 6 months :'(
@80 kilo now
probability of 1 that he leaves worse off than he came in.
Over-under on Malek leaving law school an over-confident yuppie steeped in puss?
one mans journey from abject lumberjack to self-actualized practitioner of the law is an arc worthy of a "Will-and-co" © script treatment, I'd say.
one mans journey from abject lumberjack to self-actualized practitioner of the law is an arc worthy of a "Will-and-co" © script treatment, I'd say.
Reverse the story for myself. (if being a law clerk is tantamount to practicing law.) I'ma go plant trees in canada.
one mans journey from abject lumberjack to self-actualized practitioner of the law is an arc worthy of a "Will-and-co" © script treatment, I'd say.
Reverse the story for myself. (if being a law clerk is tantamount to practicing law.) I'ma go plant trees in canada.
We can share a cabin Saskatchewan with Arvie. Just three dudes and some logs.
I gained 5 kilo in the last 6 months :'(
@80 kilo now
one mans journey from abject lumberjack to self-actualized practitioner of the law is an arc worthy of a "Will-and-co" © script treatment, I'd say.
Reverse the story for myself. (if being a law clerk is tantamount to practicing law.) I'ma go plant trees in canada.
We can share a cabin Saskatchewan with Arvie. Just three dudes and some logs.
Sounds like we won't get cold during the winter 8)
You could lose 10-15 pounds easily if you went on all liquid foods.
I finished studying at 3am and woke up at 8am. WHY. MY FINAL ISN'T UNTIL 6:15PM
ARGH, now I'm just going to be tired and make stupid mistakes. Oh and then when I get back at 10pm I have to start studying for my test the next morning :-\ Law school ugggghhhhhh
Update to my story:I'm pretty sure that's the main point of this thread anyway.What happened dude, why the rage?
I really don't know. Maybe that is where the therapy would come in at. I'm at a good paying job but for some reason, I feel the need to keep shooting myself in the foot. I didn't really screw up on any of the work but my people skills with my co-workers suffered greatly. They still do stuff for me on occasion but I can hear them talking...
Which sucks because I never really had problems with people I worked with until this job, my first career job. Yet I am all too willing to firebomb my career with the company. Management definitely notices but at the same time, I received a raise, bonus pay, and great reviews. Which puzzles me a bit but I came to that realization yesterday and it was very sobering. I feel like a complete piece of shit and I'm not sure if I can resurrect things to the way they were at the beginning. I'll do my best to try but if I can't, I understand completely.
It's good that you're recognizing that stuff before it gets out of hand. Maybe you can apologize to your co-workers? If that's awkward, then just start doing little things for the people you think are the most pissed. If you can calm down and fly straight for a few weeks, it'll be back to normal.
I apologized to the one who seemed the most pissed. We talked for 20 minutes about various things. We were all pretty chatty about stuff but I wasn't invited to lunch with the rest of the group :-\ Yes, I have become that guy.
I guess there is the job transfer but it is a demotion (maybe a $8000-9000 pay cut) and I have crippling student loan debt from stupid and shitty financial decisions ($80,000). I have nearly $20,000 in savings. My plan might be to "live off of the savings" so to speak and put down entire paychecks towards the debt until I can get it down to more manageable levels. The pay cut will sting because that would effectively put off paying them off for another couple of years. The interest on my student loans are fantastic (3.1%) so if there is an opportunity to pay off as much principal as I can, now would be the time to do it before interest rates surge (if they do)
On the other hand, if I keep my job, I keep my current salary (including my new raise) but I'm in an isolated area with nothing to do and co-workers who want little to do with me. I always had a lot of friends and never really experienced the cold shoulder before. At first, I didn't care but as other BS kept piling up, those little rejections here and there are taking a toll.
The student loan debt is the biggest factor here. I don't mind a pay cut but the loans man, the loans... :'(
My best strategy is to take the pay cut, start with a clean slate, hope to hell my parents will let me live with them for a few months, live off of the savings nest egg and start putting down entire paychecks towards the loans. Then find my own place and taper off the loan payments as since they are consolidated, I can pay off little chunks of the loan so my minimums are reduced.
I've never hit this low in my life to be honest, which explains the whining.
Just needed to rant for a bit.
I finished studying at 3am and woke up at 8am. WHY. MY FINAL ISN'T UNTIL 6:15PM
ARGH, now I'm just going to be tired and make stupid mistakes. Oh and then when I get back at 10pm I have to start studying for my test the next morning :-\ Law school ugggghhhhhh
I don't know how you guys can do it. I can never pull all nighters...or maybe I just never cared to.
I've been at it since around 1pm and feel somewhat solid on estates and future interests. Haven't done shit on rule against perpetuities yet...though I guess all I have to learn is who the measuring life is. That's all accounts for about 20% of my grade. Then I'll give everything else a good once over tomorrow (test is 9:30 friday morning.) It's open note...I know they say not to rely on your notes, but...i'm relying on my fucking notes. :lol
Haven't done shit on rule against perpetuities yet...
Thats pretty fucking pathetic GS.
Thats pretty fucking pathetic GS.
liking Muse is still worse.
My whiny last few posts in this thread should have been a shining example of why you shouldn't burn bridges. I have friends who have my exes on Facebook but who gives a shit because the main point of Facebook anyway is to see how many names you can rack up on your Friends List. Every last one counts!GOTTA GET EM ALL MAYNE
Me and my friends have this understanding wherein we have no say over the casual internet aquaintances we keep because, you know, we are actually friends..
a huge dick and a huge pussy at the same time.
Genghis, if a longtime friend of yours said "You know Genghis, I'm not comfortable with my ex being able to read stuff I on your wall. You guys only met that one time when I brought her to a party anyway. Could you do me a favor and de-friend her for me?" would you do it?
not trying to be a dick or anything, but the facebook shit seems kinda stupid with major real life hurdles like what HSMP is going through being posted.
@HSMP: You have my best wishes for your family in this time.
/switching all my business over to ncsx permanently. Just wish they didn't charge $9 for the cheapest 3-5 day shipping and price their games $5 higher than P-A. :(
Thanks again guys. I appreciate it.Ah, HSMP you've made me cry at work, you weenie. I lost my dad a couple years ago, and I've also got some ACA shit so your story hits home for me.
(http://i47.tinypic.com/2u4itet.jpg)
I've always had an unwritten rule about not posting pics online of anyone that I know, let alone myself, but I'm just sitting here going through old photos and came across this one from 6 years ago. I have very few pics of just me and my dad together and the ones that I do have bring up some bad memories, but this one....this was a good day. Since I've already opened up, I might as well share it.
I don't have a scanner handy so I had to take a pic of a pic from my phone so that's why it looks so funky. The weird look on my face...well, there's no explanation for that.
I'll miss you dad.
Think my video card shit the bed :'(AGP or PCI-E ?
Anyone have some donors lying around?
Update to my story:I'm pretty sure that's the main point of this thread anyway.What happened dude, why the rage?
I really don't know. Maybe that is where the therapy would come in at. I'm at a good paying job but for some reason, I feel the need to keep shooting myself in the foot. I didn't really screw up on any of the work but my people skills with my co-workers suffered greatly. They still do stuff for me on occasion but I can hear them talking...
Which sucks because I never really had problems with people I worked with until this job, my first career job. Yet I am all too willing to firebomb my career with the company. Management definitely notices but at the same time, I received a raise, bonus pay, and great reviews. Which puzzles me a bit but I came to that realization yesterday and it was very sobering. I feel like a complete piece of shit and I'm not sure if I can resurrect things to the way they were at the beginning. I'll do my best to try but if I can't, I understand completely.
It's good that you're recognizing that stuff before it gets out of hand. Maybe you can apologize to your co-workers? If that's awkward, then just start doing little things for the people you think are the most pissed. If you can calm down and fly straight for a few weeks, it'll be back to normal.
I apologized to the one who seemed the most pissed. We talked for 20 minutes about various things. We were all pretty chatty about stuff but I wasn't invited to lunch with the rest of the group :-\ Yes, I have become that guy.
I guess there is the job transfer but it is a demotion (maybe a $8000-9000 pay cut) and I have crippling student loan debt from stupid and shitty financial decisions ($80,000). I have nearly $20,000 in savings. My plan might be to "live off of the savings" so to speak and put down entire paychecks towards the debt until I can get it down to more manageable levels. The pay cut will sting because that would effectively put off paying them off for another couple of years. The interest on my student loans are fantastic (3.1%) so if there is an opportunity to pay off as much principal as I can, now would be the time to do it before interest rates surge (if they do)
On the other hand, if I keep my job, I keep my current salary (including my new raise) but I'm in an isolated area with nothing to do and co-workers who want little to do with me. I always had a lot of friends and never really experienced the cold shoulder before. At first, I didn't care but as other BS kept piling up, those little rejections here and there are taking a toll.
The student loan debt is the biggest factor here. I don't mind a pay cut but the loans man, the loans... :'(
My best strategy is to take the pay cut, start with a clean slate, hope to hell my parents will let me live with them for a few months, live off of the savings nest egg and start putting down entire paychecks towards the loans. Then find my own place and taper off the loan payments as since they are consolidated, I can pay off little chunks of the loan so my minimums are reduced.
I've never hit this low in my life to be honest, which explains the whining.
Just needed to rant for a bit.
If you were really inappropriate, there's going to be repercussions, and setting things right is going to take time. It might be good practice for you? What about getting professional help, and working it through?
Going back to your parents to take a pay cut and postpone paying off your loans doesn't sound like the most progressive plan available.
T EXP: I apologize for the confusion, but did you get demoted or face a forced transfer? Sorry, I couldn't tell from your post. That sucks about possibly having burned some bridges, but I doubt its beyond repair. In fact, if you own up (which it sounds like that's what you've started doing) to your past mistakes, I bet your coworkers will have even more respect for you.
HSMP: sorry about your dad :'(
I'd give you upwards to $70 maybe. Considering you can get a much beastier card for double that. That seems to be going price on ebay as well.
Let me know, I'm definitely interested.
The average Canadian girl between the ages of three and eleven receives two Barbie dolls per year. :S
The average Canadian girl between the ages of three and eleven receives two Barbie dolls per year. :S
context
I like how I became a pedo with a dungeon. There's no continuity! Evilbore has turned into Family Guy.
Come teach in Korea, Methodis.
Hey methodis at least you are not stuck in a fucking third world country.
Uh, you can't nickname a girl Cute Girl. That is like naming your cat Kitty.
Uh, you can't nickname a girl Cute Girl. That is like naming your cat Kitty.
Uh, you can't nickname a girl Cute Girl. That is like naming your cat Kitty.
Does "Brunette Sarah Michelle Gellar with a Smaller Nose" work?
Uh, you can't nickname a girl Cute Girl. That is like naming your cat Kitty.
Does "Brunette Sarah Michelle Gellar with a Smaller Nose" work?
smh. you peaked with flannel girl. cute girl is a total yawn-fest so far.
You should give them more fanciful nicknames. For this one I nominate "Desdemona".
Cute Girl :heart
Which girl is the one who reamed you on a law message board?
At least Cute Girl/Brunette Sarah Michelle Gellar with a Smaller Nose knows that I exist.
I'm just ambivalent about malek becoming well-adjusted I guess.
I'm super drunk I was gonna kick some ass today, I was at a friend's house playing risk and drinking rum, I went to the my friends room to check my e-mail I come back and I have no fucking soldiers left on my main country, I complaint about that and some virgin "I don't like alcohiol" douchabag that I hate tells me that I'm part of the 95% of the population that is stupid, I was gonna kick his fucking skinny ass buy my friends stopped me.
stomach full of buffalo wings, hot chocolate, and whiskey. not sure if in heaven or hell
I'm super drunk I was gonna kick some ass today, I was at a friend's house playing risk and drinking rum, I went to the my friends room to check my e-mail I come back and I have no fucking soldiers left on my main country, I complaint about that and some virgin "I don't like alcohiol" douchabag that I hate tells me that I'm part of the 95% of the population that is stupid, I was gonna kick his fucking skinny ass buy my friends stopped me.
Diunx is always gets so upset when people don't drink or use drugs. :lol
Juice could you turn like the last 30 seconds of this into a gif where you can still see the words?
http://www.watch-onepiece.com/watch/589-One_Piece_Episode_431_English_Subbed/
I'm super drunk I was gonna kick some ass today, I was at a friend's house playing risk and drinking rum, I went to the my friends room to check my e-mail I come back and I have no fucking soldiers left on my main country, I complaint about that and some virgin "I don't like alcohiol" douchabag that I hate tells me that I'm part of the 95% of the population that is stupid, I was gonna kick his fucking skinny ass buy my friends stopped me.
Diunx is always gets so upset when people don't drink or use drugs. :lol
Sounds fuck amazing to me
fuck now im hungry
home made buffalo wings :bow
does anyone else get really excited when chipopo and kranz are posting at the same time? cause i do :-[
do priests in confession booths have to report crimes? I was watching House yesterday and a guy went in and straight up confessed to murder...thought that was weird.
does anyone else get really excited when chipopo and kranz are posting at the same time? cause i do :-[
Juice could you turn like the last 30 seconds of this into a gif where you can still see the words?
http://www.watch-onepiece.com/watch/589-One_Piece_Episode_431_English_Subbed/
I don't do anime.
How can a Mets fan have a code?
do priests in confession booths have to report crimes? I was watching House yesterday and a guy went in and straight up confessed to murder...thought that was weird.
Aren't such confessions subject to confessional privilege in the US? No such religious communication class privilege exists in Canada,* but such communications can be subject to privilege on a case-by-case basis.
Also I gave up on House this season. How is it?
*I think such privilege may exist in Quebec. But that's not Canada.
No. Unless you're unafraid of the size of a black man's phallusMy mind is saying no but my body is saying yes. Is this a good sign?
We are all part of that 95% though.
I just had 2 doughnuts and a coke at midnight. I had three doughnuts and two coke at 8 already too. I hope I die in my sleep from pancreas failure.
The gym is closed because they are installing new cardio equipment and today is my lifting day. :mafI had to skip my lifting day today because they are installing new hot water heaters in the building until 7 p.m. tonight and I don't want to sit in my soiled workout clothes all day :'(
... how exactly do you know which specific classes they're enrolled in?
Wouldn't surprise me if the same thing happened here. :greenshinobiClearly you didn't read my follow up post.
94 in my epistemology class!!! means I must have got 100 on the final!
Also I've never actually approached Unobtainiun. Each time we've talked, she's approached me.
Quote94 in my epistemology class!!! means I must have got 100 on the final!
But how do you know that? Can you truly be certain of it?
Freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeddooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom
Trademarks went well; Patents did not!.
For the patents exam, I combined the brevity of Loki with the coherence of am nintenho. I honestly feel sorry for my prof.
Father Mike?
Woulda been 9 years today.
Sigh.
Fucking flight delayed because they're missing a crew member. I just wanna go home for the holidays.I WANT AN ETA SIR, DON'T MAKE ME CALL YOUR PARENTS.
That's horrible. Scratch her off the list.
:avatar
I'm more coherent than you could ever dream of being, Malek. And I don't turn into a stuttering mess when girls approach me.
And I don't turn into a stuttering mess when girls approach me.
Hope you have a good time posting here. Jinfash and Malek are the best posters. . . ./me whistles
I wanna have sex.
Send me a cock pic. :)
i just started drinking heavily again and im already thinking of stopping because itd be one less thing that id have in common with malek/me starts to jog
Give the girl what she wants. Or is Federwang more Feder than wang
Give the girl what she wants. Or is Federwang more Feder than wang
She has a boyfriend.
But she will shove a carrot in her cunt thinking of your kind of below average phallus
Give the girl what she wants. Or is Federwang more Feder than wang
She has a boyfriend.
So she's Tiger Woods and you're her cocktail waitress?
But she will shove a carrot in her cunt thinking of your kind of below average phallus
Hey, but it's thick!
Mixing up cookie dough :hyper
just because I haven't seen her poop, doesn't mean I'm not well-equipped to make an accurate judgment about her personality.
That would correct, if it were true. :smug
just because I haven't seen her poop, doesn't mean I'm not well-equipped to make an accurate judgment about her personality.
Half Indian / Half Thai.
Yeah, but what the fuck do I do with her when I'm done?
Half Indian / Half Thai.
Yeah, but what the fuck do I do with her when I'm done?
Casual Encounters on CL or w/e Canada has
one date off of POF with someone who was, *ahem* larger in real life than her pics suggested.
How large are we talking here?
... You could have slept with Maverick?!
Half Indian / Half Thai.Good christ, send her my way.
Yeah, but what the fuck do I do with her when I'm done?
Half Indian / Half Thai.
Yeah, but what the fuck do I do with her when I'm done?
... So tonight pretty much sucked. And worst of all, it left a pretty bad impression of my mom. I've known this woman, and she's struggled the vast majority of her life. She knows what it's like to live in a car. But she gets a cushy job and marries a pretty well-off guy, and they fabricate this alternate reality that is made up of degrees, money, stock options, tee times and status symbols (one of the wives got an anniversary ring that someone could buy a house with). And then they insulate it with friends of similar mindsets.
I know my mom has longed for more - she came from a bunch of broke Midwestern baptists in the middle of nowhere that were happy just to graduate high school and work minimum wage jobs every day of their life to provide for their family - but it's like she's lost all contact with her roots.
:maf
:'(
she seems awfully chummy with kosma, better get tested:lol
muckhole would have been named an Icon (and he will at some point because some of the Icons nominated him as well) because he is actually assisting me with a project in real-life. Out of everyone on the forum, he is the only person that makes a tangible difference in my life.
Hey, met this new girl. She seems pretty awesome, and I totally hit it. Here's a picture, take a look:spoiler (click to show/hide)(http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v192/51/91/642445558/n642445558_375402_1242.jpg)[close]
sigh
I don't even want to be a lawyer.(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v219/dirk_diggler_41/117_running_dog.gif)
i want vodka
i mean
i want it
Everybody's gotta be something.
Still plenty of rye over here.
Still plenty of rye over here.
close to Winnipeg?
Everybody's gotta be something.
I want to be Flannel Boy. :(
I'm really starting to appreciate the taste of whiskey.
4 player NSMB wii is godly.
OH SHIT.. k I am late to start my show, I gotta get off msn...I will see ya inside my chatroom babe.. remember not to mention that I am upgrading u for free... You can use your msn name to sign in so i know it is you.
Some bot added me on IM. What is happennninnnngggg.Quote from: botOH SHIT.. k I am late to start my show, I gotta get off msn...I will see ya inside my chatroom babe.. remember not to mention that I am upgrading u for free... You can use your msn name to sign in so i know it is you.
:teehee
So I've been watching Generation Kill after I bought it on Blu-ray yesterday. In the first episode, a bunch of Iraqis surrender to the Marines. One of them has a picture of him and his lover. A gay Iraqi...
...and he looks like Jinfash.spoiler (click to show/hide)(http://somewhatmanlynerd.com/pics/jinfash.jpg)[close]
Some bot added me on IM. What is happennninnnngggg.Quote from: botOH SHIT.. k I am late to start my show, I gotta get off msn...I will see ya inside my chatroom babe.. remember not to mention that I am upgrading u for free... You can use your msn name to sign in so i know it is you.
:teehee
I bet it you would have signed in you would have been greeted with a drunk Whiteman grasping his nipples.
Started my real training today. I had to wake up at 6:30 AM. :-\
Going to do strength conditioning on Sunday, mechanical stuff/heavy weights on Wednesday or Thursday (depending on the weekly schedule) and cardio the rest of the week (three to four times a week).
I'm so fucking sore already.
I have a trainer, I don't want your Internet tips.
:wtf
Masturbate 100 times a day, slowly draining me lifeforce until I am nothing but a brittle husk of dead skin that disintegrates with a small gust of wind
Wilco does your trainer help you stretch? Has he put your leg over his shoulder and slowly leaned into you, moving in so close his hot breath caressed your ear? Did he whisper "Squeal for me honey" when he was against you?
atleast bebpo liked my post
Yep, its been about a year since I've cried like this.
God damnit.
I went back and re-read the Green Shinobi vs. Boogie argument in my thread "The Case for an End to the Drug War," which can be found in the Dysfunctional Hall of Fame. That argument was a lot more even than some of you assholes made it out to be. Lamest "annihilation" ever. T234 probably annihilated me harder than anyone else did in that thread.
It's also amazing how quickly things turned catty on both sides. This forum would be a lot better if people were a little slower with the ad hominem attacks against people they disagree with, and I know I'm one of the people this applies to the most.
I went back and re-read the Green Shinobi vs. Boogie argument in my thread "The Case for an End to the Drug War," which can be found in the Dysfunctional Hall of Fame. That argument was a lot more even than some of you assholes made it out to be. Lamest "annihilation" ever. T234 probably annihilated me harder than anyone else did in that thread.
It's also amazing how quickly things turned catty on both sides. This forum would be a lot better if people were a little slower with the ad hominem attacks against people they disagree with, and I know I'm one of the people this applies to the most.
Do you have a link to the other one? I'd be interested to re-read it to see if it's possible that you were right this whole time.
You're one of those guys who holds a grudge for a long time, aren't you Boogie?
I LOST two pounds after the holidays, even though I pigged out on Christmas day. :o
You're one of those guys who holds a grudge for a long time, aren't you Boogie?
Edit: yeah, I did a pretty poor job of arguing my case in that thread. I'd love to be able to have a rational discussion about the use of no-knock warrants that doesn't lead to insults being thrown on both sides.
That's okay himu's cock penetrates most people's thoughts. I think there's a whole sub-forum on it that only the icons can access.
...
oh, you said coke
The continuing women misadventures of Boogie:
Need to get new glasses, so I invited this smoking hot french chick to go glasses-shopping with me this afternoon. Told her I needed my new style to be "French-approved".
Enjoyable excursion, joking around, trying on goofy glasses, etc. Weird moment was that when we pulled up to her place afterwards, we just kinda sat in her car chatting about nothing for 10 minutes. In the end, got out of car, grabbed her number for any future fashion-related assistance, gave her a hug and that was that.
Just....couldn't make the move. No natural opening to go for a kiss, and I just can't go for broke cold without some indicators of interest. No playing with hair, no licking or biting of lips, no returning my few casual touches of her shoulder and knee.
So, now I'm still feeling like a chump not being able to tell if she's attracted or if I'm friendzoned.
I guess. I've just had too many incidents of thinking a girl is interested in me, going for the kiss, and then getting denied with a turn of the head. It's pretty much turned me into a pussy and wanting some clear sign of interest before putting myself out there like that.
If you're Alanis Morisette...SICK BURN!You're one of those guys who holds a grudge for a long time, aren't you Boogie?Oh the irony.
Edit: yeah, I did a pretty poor job of arguing my case in that thread. I'd love to be able to have a rational discussion about the use of no-knock warrants that doesn't lead to insults being thrown on both sides.
I know this awesome place that serves poutine, just like us Canadians like it!"*She sounds interested in him but they probably shouldn't do it with poutine-breath.spoiler (click to show/hide)* "Then maybe some after-dinner sex?" ;)[close]
I'm considering moving to Canada in a few years. Good idea?
Wish I were dead or that school would start back up soon. Holidays suck when you're alone.
I'm considering moving to Canada in a few years. Good idea?
why not all three ???
first thing they teach you at management school: they tyranny of the "or"
employee: we can either fix the three major bugs, or ship it on time
manager: why not BOTH? don't you oppress me with your false dichotomies, peon!
No hookers, porn, or minibar at my hotel room last night, couldn't put Prole's words of wisdom to use. Complete disappointment, all I could do was read and chainsmoke. Then, when I finally decided to go to bed, I couldn't sleep for a solid 3 hours so I just thought about how much a minibar would help the process.
Flying from Seattle->Vancouver, Vancouver->Tokyo now. I hope I sit next to someone cool on the Vancouver Tokyo flight.
No hookers, porn, or minibar at my hotel room last night, couldn't put Prole's words of wisdom to use. Complete disappointment, all I could do was read and chainsmoke. Then, when I finally decided to go to bed, I couldn't sleep for a solid 3 hours so I just thought about how much a minibar would help the process.
Flying from Seattle->Vancouver, Vancouver->Tokyo now. I hope I sit next to someone cool on the Vancouver Tokyo flight.
Where did you stay? Seattle or out at the airport?
I just talked with my ex online and she asked me "u wanna fuck", and when I reminded her that she cheated on me, she said, "ive grown".
Wow, the irony.
I just talked with my ex online and she asked me "u wanna fuck", and when I reminded her that she cheated on me, she said, "ive grown".I think I've grown.
Wow, the irony.
I just talked with my ex online and she asked me "u wanna fuck", and when I reminded her that she cheated on me, she said, "ive grown".I think I've grown.
Wow, the irony.
Which is the main motivator. What about housing? Is that relatively affordable? Will you people accept my foreign currency?
I just talked with my ex online and she asked me "u wanna fuck", and when I reminded her that she cheated on me, she said, "ive grown".I think I've grown.
Wow, the irony.
All the growth is concentrated in your pants.
Dollar hits 3.5 month high against the yen, time to exchange my scrilla.
I would grab some cash now. All signs point to it going up after the new year.Dollar hits 3.5 month high against the yen, time to exchange my scrilla.
It was about 115 yen to the dollar when I last visited (July 2006)... I felt happy and sad when I heard this news.
From what I've been told it might get much worse.I would grab some cash now. All signs point to it going up after the new year.Dollar hits 3.5 month high against the yen, time to exchange my scrilla.
It was about 115 yen to the dollar when I last visited (July 2006)... I felt happy and sad when I heard this news.
Unless it's going to get worse than it's been the last couple months, I'd rather my cash sit in the bank and make interest for me instead of taking out mad yens and shoving them in a drawer for 90 days.
I was at a supermarket when a 16 y/o Indian kid next to me asked me out of nowhere what perfume I was wearing, because I smelled nice. I think I froze for a entire minute unable to compute what the fuck just happened.
I was at a supermarket when a 16 y/o Indian kid next to me asked me out of nowhere what perfume I was wearing, because I smelled nice. I think I froze for a entire minute unable to compute what the fuck just happened.
There's a Doctor Who marathon on BBCA now, the entire series thus far till The End of Time pt2. They're currently on the Martha ones, wish I knew earlier wanted to see some Rose episodes.
There's a Doctor Who marathon on BBCA now, the entire series thus far till The End of Time pt2. They're currently on the Martha ones, wish I knew earlier wanted to see some Rose episodes.
being in chicago, I have no business eating it though...you can get actual pizza for just a few bucks more.
Domino's used to be awesome when they had the 3 for $5 deal (three mediums for $5). Best deal for gaming with friends and doin' heterosexual thangs.
I went out to get some late night groceries (I walk since it is close enough) and Jesus, my face was numb from the 10 minute walk.
Turns out the wind chill is -25 deg F right now and is expected to drop to -30 at its coldest :-\
I went out to get some late night groceries (I walk since it is close enough) and Jesus, my face was numb from the 10 minute walk.
Turns out the wind chill is -25 deg F right now and is expected to drop to -30 at its coldest :-\
Current Weather Updated: Friday, January 1, 2010, 22:00 CST - Winnipeg Airport
Winnipeg, MB Clear
-22°F (without the windchill)
I went out to get some late night groceries (I walk since it is close enough) and Jesus, my face was numb from the 10 minute walk.
Turns out the wind chill is -25 deg F right now and is expected to drop to -30 at its coldest :-\
Current Weather Updated: Friday, January 1, 2010, 22:00 CST - Winnipeg Airport
Winnipeg, MB Clear
-22°F (without the windchill)
What is the windchill there?
Feels Like: -It's so cold that it isn't even listed!
Saturday
Sunny. Wind becoming south 20 km/h near noon. High minus 21. Wind chill minus 45 in the morning and minus 37 in the afternoon.
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Saturday
Sunny. Wind becoming south 20 km/h near noon. High minus 21. Wind chill minus 45 in the morning and minus 37 in the afternoon.
-45 Celsius = -49 Fahrenheit.
someone is listening to Screaming Females so loud in my neighborhood that i can discern the lyrics to the songs
so awesome
Hey, is that chick speaking English or what?
someone is listening to Screaming Females so loud in my neighborhood that i can discern the lyrics to the songs
Odd, I can't discern their lyrics while listening to them through headphones.
[youtube=560,345]SkUGRR__4Dw[/youtube]
When did Cheebs start a band?
Man up Malek.Ketchup? That's more disgusting than . . . well you know.
Although Tuna salad is not bad, add some corn, mayo, ketchup....mmmm.
On the upside, I had absinthe for the first time (though it was probably what did me in)
someone is listening to Screaming Females so loud in my neighborhood that i can discern the lyrics to the songs
Odd, I can't discern their lyrics while listening to them through headphones.
[youtube=560,345]SkUGRR__4Dw[/youtube]
wtf is this shit
How old is your car?
someone is listening to Screaming Females so loud in my neighborhood that i can discern the lyrics to the songs
Odd, I can't discern their lyrics while listening to them through headphones.
[youtube=560,345]SkUGRR__4Dw[/youtube]
wtf is this shit
I can't believe I agree with PD on anything but he's right.
Which Sabbath song?
stupid ass fucking bitch what the fuck is wrong with ur fucking internet dumb fuck get a job and get better internet bitch ur the fucking host cause u have the shitties internet dumb fuck
I was just playing modernized warfare 2 last night and the host quit, and so it apparently made me the host. Completely unknown to me, my brother was torrenting 10 movies and so I got this message:Quotestupid ass fucking bitch what the fuck is wrong with ur fucking internet dumb fuck get a job and get better internet bitch ur the fucking host cause u have the shitties internet dumb fuck
I always thought that pinging everybody during host migration would prefer the person with the highest bandwidth though? It would be distinguished mentally-challenged if it actually chose the worst possible host to make it "fairer".
40mins into district 9. This shit is lame.
40mins into district 9. This shit is lame.
GTFO
There's a screener of Up in the Air and The Lovely Bones at ninjavideo! yay
There's a screener of Up in the Air and The Lovely Bones at ninjavideo! yay
i've always been weary of that plugin they make you install
You mean has? Yeah, it has 3G access. And Wi-Fi.
Nope.
we also would have accepted "Kant say I did"
Quotewe also would have accepted "Kant say I did"
Hume-or.
I was going to talk about how I've enjoyed having half the house to myself, but I hear some sort of festival down the street. I hope its greek. I want greek food. Time to inspect!
I just blew my nose so hard that my ear blew out and I felt light-headed, I nearly fell down and it was like the first time I got high, but horrible.
I was going to talk about how I've enjoyed having half the house to myself, but I hear some sort of festival down the street. I hope its greek. I want greek food. Time to inspect!
I just realized the 'festival' I heard was just the Mexican worker's radio playing in the backyard while they worked on the pond.
:-\
So I have an Amazon box lying around that can fit about 12 DVD sets. Anyone want to make an offer for Seasons 1-6 of The Simpsons, S1 of House, S1 of Lost, and S2-5 of The Shield? Where else could you get such variety?
So I have an Amazon box lying around that can fit about 12 DVD sets. Anyone want to make an offer for Seasons 1-6 of The Simpsons, S1 of House, S1 of Lost, and S2-5 of The Shield? Where else could you get such variety?
So I have an Amazon box lying around that can fit about 12 DVD sets. Anyone want to make an offer for Seasons 1-6 of The Simpsons, S1 of House, S1 of Lost, and S2-5 of The Shield? Where else could you get such variety?
got any seasons of The Wire to throw in there?
Fucking hell, booty shorts are in this summer. This nicca popped like sixteen boners on the way home
I got a haircut this morning. During the haircut, the 60 year-old female barber kept talking about the Wii. FML.
:wtf
Ya I know that not what the wtf is about
His solution to the mind-body problem is to do away with the mind and keep the body.
Ya I know that not what the wtf is about
woooooords
I didn't misquote you; I was making a joke.His solution to the mind-body problem is to do away with the mind and keep the body.
You miss quoted me btw.
He said the notion of the body wasn't particularly useful and should be done away with. He gave some examples like talking about someones body is essentially talking about them or one wouldn't talk about the body of a hippo just the hippo. Then he defined animals as conscious beings and proposed some overall metaphysics where there are two substances; everything is either an animal, a conscious being, or unconscious regular matter and it didn't makes sense so talk about the body of an animal with talking about the animal so the animal not the body is the true substance. Therefor a particular thing is only ever made up of one substance which seemed to him to have solved the problem of a thing having two or more substances namely body and mind. He followed this up by saying that when someone dies they become a different substance, as consciousness is no longer, and gave a 15 min talk about how this could work. It's like he wants to give a form of monism where the body and mind are one but he still went on to make the distinction between conscious substance and the other. I assume this is a set up for a strong freewill argument Roll Eyes
Got my first grade from finals. Got a 3.7 in my Agency & Partnership. Woohoo. Highest grade I've gotten in 3 years of law school :oI still haven't received any grades, even though my first final was about 25 days ago.
My brother was in the same class and got a 2.7, he has a way higher GPA than me (he's top 15% of the class) so I get to gloat over him :lol
I didn't misquote you; I was making a joke.His solution to the mind-body problem is to do away with the mind and keep the body.
You miss quoted me btw.
Got my first grade from finals. Got a 3.7 in my Agency & Partnership. Woohoo. Highest grade I've gotten in 3 years of law school :oI still haven't received any grades, even though my first final was about 25 days ago.
My brother was in the same class and got a 2.7, he has a way higher GPA than me (he's top 15% of the class) so I get to gloat over him :lol
Got my first grade from finals. Got a 3.7 in my Agency & Partnership. Woohoo. Highest grade I've gotten in 3 years of law school :oI still haven't received any grades, even though my first final was about 25 days ago.
My brother was in the same class and got a 2.7, he has a way higher GPA than me (he's top 15% of the class) so I get to gloat over him :lol
Yeah, I'm still missing my other 4. They told us not to expect them until the end of next week (1st week of new semester).
Even if you had your marks, you'd still have these nightmares no?
Does anyone know why adult escort listings have "inches" listed on them? Like "Name of Gal: 7 inches." Does this mean they'll only take dicks up to 7 inches long?You're looking at cheeseburger ads.
will I attend the first day of class tomorrow?You fucker. It's impossible for me to skip more than classes because of labs. At least I was able to shuffle it around now so that I don't have 12 hour days.spoiler (click to show/hide)Fuck no.[close]
I got a haircut this morning. During the haircut, the 60 year-old female barber kept talking about the Wii. FML.
Haircuts are the worst. All the stylists are super hot where I go and always want to talk. It's horrible! The last one when she found out I was a philo student suggested that I should become a song writer because they are kind of the same thing. So I don't want them to talk to me but if they talk to another stylist then I feel inept and hurt. Fuck getting your hair cut.
will I attend the first day of class tomorrow?*high five*spoiler (click to show/hide)Fuck no.[close]
Haircuts are the worst. All the stylists are super hot where I go and always want to talk. It's horrible!
Haircuts are the worst. All the stylists are super hot where I go and always want to talk. It's horrible!
lmao :rofl
My mane lets females know I'm alpha male of the pride though!spoiler (click to show/hide)My pride is non existent[close]
Ugh, here I go again, down my slippery slope.mojovino is Jason Segal in 'Forgetting Sarah Marshall' as Peter Bretter as mojovino as in his real life.
So there's this chick at the SPCA that I can tell always had a thing for me, but she's 7-8 years younger than I am, so I always shrugged it off. I made dinner plans with her fr Sunday, with the only prospect of fucking her till I'm bored of her. I'll tell her I'm not looking for anything serious, but you know women...
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Its just going to make everything awkward after.
But I keep having dreams about my ex and waking up at 3am in a daze. So like that peaches song says, I'm Fucking Away the Pain.
Wednesday, January 06, 2010
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During the course you will be expected to participate in various role-plays. Sometimes you will be assigned a negotiation partner; sometimes you will negotiate alone. Attendance is mandatory and preparation of the roleplays is expected.
You will have a major negotiation assignment for which you may choose a partner. If you do not choose a partner, you will be assigned one.
The course requires two evening meetings off campus with lawyer coaches; one in January and one in February at times to be arranged with the coach. You will also be required to conduct your final negotiation at snip in the evening on snip.
:lol
That sounds like its gonna be nice and awkward
Both mid-term assignments will involve collaborative learning, in groups of four
Take home assignment in groups of up to 4 people.
She's a white English teacher like me. Most of my friends in Korea are fellow English teachers.(http://www.evilbore.com/forum/Smileys/default/rolleyes.gif)
Afterwards we saw Avatar, and she fucking loved it.
Well, why'd you take her on a date? Did you not want a relationship with her? Additionally, are you not into her because she's kinda thick(explain this BTW, I need an example)?
Wasn't trying to take her on a date. Was just trying to see Avatar and eat food.
@ am nintenho: yeah, she has a really cool personality.
Well, why'd you take her on a date? Did you not want a relationship with her? Additionally, are you not into her because she's kinda thick(explain this BTW, I need an example)?
Wasn't trying to take her on a date. Was just trying to see Avatar and eat food.
@ am nintenho: yeah, she has a really cool personality.
Taking a girl for dinner and then cinema is a very date-like move. It can also be platonic, but that would have had to be made clear from the get-go. How you didn't realise this when you took her is beyond me.
Hey green, if you need help with this kind of stuff, just shoot me a PM.
Laugh all you want, but clearly I'm the most experienced Green here.You have common sense.
I didn't misquote you; I was making a joke.His solution to the mind-body problem is to do away with the mind and keep the body.
You miss quoted me btw.
Now i get it :'(
Rocking a 102.5º fever right now, it is 11:08 PM. Holy shit I feel like ass and I can't sleep because I feel so shitty. I just took 4 advil. Hope it helps.Dude! What happened? Are you better? Did you see a doctor?
A mid 40ish woman sat next to me on the bus and then switched seats to sit with someone else, also a stranger to her as they didn't talk, after sitting by me for 5 mins. Did I smell? Did she sense my position in society and think that the association of sitting next to me might bring down her rank? Old bat you hurt my feelings :'(
what's "kinda thick" for an asian girl anyways?
What school do you go to? If it's not a top 10 one, could you use that kind of GPA to transfer to a top 10 law school and get a 150k/yr job right off the bat when you graduate?
What school do you go to? If it's not a top 10 one, could you use that kind of GPA to transfer to a top 10 law school and get a 150k/yr job right off the bat when you graduate?
What's your tuition like?
Ouch. My tuition is about 8,500.
A mid 40ish woman sat next to me on the bus and then switched seats to sit with someone else, also a stranger to her as they didn't talk, after sitting by me for 5 mins. Did I smell? Did she sense my position in society and think that the association of sitting next to me might bring down her rank? Old bat you hurt my feelings :'(
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Rocking a 102.5º fever right now, it is 11:08 PM. Holy shit I feel like ass and I can't sleep because I feel so shitty. I just took 4 advil. Hope it helps.Dude! What happened? Are you better? Did you see a doctor?
That, and probably a whole new set of viruses to which you have no immune system. I got sick a lot my first year, too.Rocking a 102.5º fever right now, it is 11:08 PM. Holy shit I feel like ass and I can't sleep because I feel so shitty. I just took 4 advil. Hope it helps.Dude! What happened? Are you better? Did you see a doctor?
I stayed in bed for 2 days, so I'm feeling better now. Fever is still hanging out at around 100, but I'm able to move about and get stuff done, so that's good. Should be fully better by tomorrow. I almost never get sick in the States, and I've been sick THREE TIMES since I moved to Japan (about 4 months ago). :( Must be that high density population thing.
My friend is trying to set me up with her coworker. I'm probably going to meet her tonight. This is weird.
Got the rest of my fall semester grades. Absolutely destroyed law school this semester. If it wasn't for my bullshit professional responsibility class where I never read anything or paid any attention and just used some outlines to get a 2.3 I would've had a 3.5ish gpa instead of a 3.25ish. Got 3.1 in wills,3.2 in secured transactions,3.7 in agency & 3.7 on my 25 page law & lit paper.
Too bad I'm at the point in law school where grades don't count for anything and I could have just as well gotten all 2.0s and life would be the same. But it's the personal satisfaction of kicking ass that is the reward :elephant :elephant
Went to an interview today for a position as a typesetter, they pay is pretty good for a student so I guess I'm going to be doing a LOT of typing if I get it, they are gonna call me later today with the answer :hyper.
I hope that the PC has internet access so I can read the bore while not typing.spoiler (click to show/hide)and for spellchecking since I'm also gonna be doing translations :shh[close]
I like the cold.
I like the cold.
Do you like -40C though?
I thought the east got cold like that too.
but the sight of one of these nuts recalls to his memory the sensations which he received from the other, and his eyes, being modified after a certain manner, give information to the palate of the modification it is about to receive.
First grade:
Evidence: 4.0/4.0
I attended one class.
:elephant :dur :elephant
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Corporations I B+
It is easy to see that the moral part of love is a factitious feeling, born of social usage, and enhanced by the women with much care and cleverness, to establish their empire, and put in power the sex which ought to obey.
Men in a state of nature being confined merely to what is physical in love, and fortunate enough to be ignorant of those excellences, which whet the appetite while they increase the difficulty of gratifying it, must be subject to fewer and less violent fits of passion, and consequently fall into fewer and less violent disputes.
yesterday the library had restocked their "giveaway" shelf, where they have books which were donated but they don't put into the system. Picked up
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and
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selected writings of Thomas Aquinas
Learned Yellow Ledbetter today. Not too difficult a song on guitar, but it sounds awesome. Might be a good one to play when there are dickgirls around.
I think I cleared things up with that thick girl. I told her that I'm really not looking for anything serious, and that I was sorry if I gave her the wrong idea. We agreed to be friends. Things are looking good, except that I'd really love to bang her Korean co-teacher, and I'm not sure if that will fly given the current situation.
I never realized this before but I've always read powerslave's posts in cartmans voice. Even before he had this avatar.
Regarding my whole work situation from nearly a month ago:I dunno sometimes the whole be nice at work thing goes too far. I wish people would just accept that they're their to do a job and nothing personal- this is just business.
I've been rebuilding the bridges I torched November and December and they're pretty much close to rebuilt. Went out drinking with them on Tuesday where I went all out. Had a nasty hangover but it seems like things are nearly back to the way they were.
Fortunately work is slow so I've been able to clear the backlog of shit out at work.
2010 is turning out well in the first few days so far.
Regarding my whole work situation from nearly a month ago:I dunno sometimes the whole be nice at work thing goes too far. I wish people would just accept that they're their to do a job and nothing personal- this is just business.
I've been rebuilding the bridges I torched November and December and they're pretty much close to rebuilt. Went out drinking with them on Tuesday where I went all out. Had a nasty hangover but it seems like things are nearly back to the way they were.
Fortunately work is slow so I've been able to clear the backlog of shit out at work.
2010 is turning out well in the first few days so far.
Frankly I expect people their age to understand that by now.
Regarding my whole work situation from nearly a month ago:I dunno sometimes the whole be nice at work thing goes too far. I wish people would just accept that they're their to do a job and nothing personal- this is just business.
I've been rebuilding the bridges I torched November and December and they're pretty much close to rebuilt. Went out drinking with them on Tuesday where I went all out. Had a nasty hangover but it seems like things are nearly back to the way they were.
Fortunately work is slow so I've been able to clear the backlog of shit out at work.
2010 is turning out well in the first few days so far.
GETTIN BLUNTED COUNTN MONEY
If anyone wants to go in on an amazon prime account, PM me.
This is where people seem to get confused.
I'm probably reading too much into the scenario, but wasn't it T EXP that got mad at everyone else? Being civil at work is mandatory, and being friendly (not friends per se) is part of that.. Conversely if someone steps outside that social contract, if someone makes an issue personal, it is natural to take it personally -- but that's a reaction the defending person chooses
It's hard to do sometimes, but when someone makes a personal attack on me, rather than jumping in to defend myself I find it is more helpful to ask them why they're reacting that way. More times than not, they'll backpedal or apologize. Personal attacks in the workplace say more about the attacker than the target.
This is where people seem to get confused.
I'm probably reading too much into the scenario, but wasn't it T EXP that got mad at everyone else? Being civil at work is mandatory, and being friendly (not friends per se) is part of that.. Conversely if someone steps outside that social contract, if someone makes an issue personal, it is natural to take it personally -- but that's a reaction the defending person chooses
It's hard to do sometimes, but when someone makes a personal attack on me, rather than jumping in to defend myself I find it is more helpful to ask them why they're reacting that way. More times than not, they'll backpedal or apologize. Personal attacks in the workplace say more about the attacker than the target.
Are you still flying solo on the site Green?
Yes, which is difficult when I have real life shit to deal with, that can lead to NOTHING going up on the site for extended periods of time. Hopefully I'll find a second person because I have a project in mind that'll require someone else.
Well, in the beginning I'm going to focus on building a readership and then in six or so months I'd like to slowly shift things to a more behind-the-scenes side of things. Totally working on crafting my own niche.Why not make an appearance on the borecast first? Get your feet wet and all.
I don't want to cramp their style.
Also learned how to play most of Hallowed Be Thy Name by Iron Maiden. I can play all the riffs, but the insane solo is a bit beyond me at this point. Hopefully I can play that by the end of the year.
Went to get Vietnamese food last nite... wow, I don't get the big deal with this cuisine at all. Every time I had Vietnamese, it's been really bland and the places are usually filthy as hell.
Im thinking about jerking off right now. I might do. I dunno man can I be fucked? Life is so hard sometimesDrunk posting at its finest.
more drunk posting, brutal honesty edition.
My wait for grades is killing me. If I stay in, it'll be good on a "keeping to the status quo" level, but otoh, I'll still be in law school. If I fail, I'm totally on my own in the city with no structure or school for the first time in a long time, which is not totally scary and is actually pretty exciting, but I'll have to downgrade my apartment and luxuries by a lot. Not to mention dealing with moving and, the worst part, letting down a lot of people. but the stress coming from both options is making me very loopy...as evidenced by the distinguished mentally-challenged trolling I've been doing here lately... :lol
My grandma called and said she's going to try and eat only oatmeal for an entire month, and wants her grandkids to go on the diet as well. I told her yes, but an hour later I made some grilled chicken, okra, and rice :-\
I'll start the diet tomorrow.
Does going to a community college look bad to employers?
Does going to a community college look bad to employers?
You're like 17, you arent even old enough to worry about employers.
You go to CC to work on credits for the basics, then transfer to a university to complete your program (Not even sure CCs offer Bachelors programs). Lots of people go to CC / Uni, why would you be any different? But continue carrying this stigma.
reading the bore stoned:I'm actually in a relatively decent mood.
malek is more depressing
I'm just trying to get a general idea of what I'm going to do, because as it's stands I'm so fucking lost I might as well just not go and live as a fucking bum.The streets would eat you alive. You'd be turning tricks for gummy bears.
I'm just trying to get a general idea of what I'm going to do, because as it's stands I'm so fucking lost I might as well just not go and live as a fucking bum.
reading the bore stoned:I'm actually in a relatively decent mood.
malek is more depressing
reading the bore stoned:I'm actually in a relatively decent mood.
malek is more depressing
:'(
I'm just trying to get a general idea of what I'm going to do, because as it's stands I'm so fucking lost I might as well just not go and live as a fucking bum.Dude. For the first couple years, you're taking GE and lower division classes that don't shoehorn you into any major in particular. Like for example all the different science majors will have most of the same classes for the first 1.5 years.
I guess I'm just in a rush to get it over with so I can go out and start experiencing the world. Ive missed so many opportunities during my High School and Middle School years that I want to get out there and experience college life but don't want to waste time wandering around aimlessly.
I like to have things like this planned ahead.
It's the right room.
Cute Girl is here; Flannel Girl isn't.
Hallowed is such fun to play but I can't seem to get a hang of most rhythm parts. Can you play them accurately compared to the album version?
Not quite perfectly, but I'm getting better at it. Assuming that your fretting hand is fast enough to play the notes with accuracy at full-speed, the main thing to think about would be your picking. You don't always want to alternate between up and downstrokes on every note, and some riffs sound better with nothing but downstrokes. I like to experiment with different picking patterns to find one that allows me to express the riff in the best-sounding way.
This STD is going to kill me
Thats how I feel too man.
At least girls don't go killing my pets as revenge for a shitty lay.
awwww
interrupt the next class and propose!
Be friends with her so you have a chance with her not-so-cute friends, while all the while secretly lusting after her.
Malek getting his stalking on.
Malek getting his stalking on.
fixed.
http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=31487.0
If Malek was a girl, his hymen would have resealed itself.
??? How this is relevant?Don't take your advice about relationships!
??? How this is relevant?Don't take your advice about relationships!
Born agains and their offpsring make up the vast majority of annoying Christians. IMO.Anecdotal experience (one of my best friends :() confirms this
Clobbering her on the head and dragging her back to your corner of the cave?interrupt the next class and propose!
I thought about simply whipping my penis out in class, but the more old fashioned route may be better.
And why, exactly, are you refusing to hang out with them?
Coffee date with this chick got upgraded to dinner date. I've found out that she's Christian though. I'm not sure how conservative she is, since she was drinking and dancing with me in a club on Saturday, but I may have to abort mission if she's the "wait until marriage" type. I mean, if she's 30 and hasn't hooked up yet, I doubt I'll be her first.
Coffee date with this chick got upgraded to dinner date. I've found out that she's Christian though. I'm not sure how conservative she is, since she was drinking and dancing with me in a club on Saturday, but I may have to abort mission if she's the "wait until marriage" type. I mean, if she's 30 and hasn't hooked up yet, I doubt I'll be her first.
I can safely say, having specific and relevant experience with 30 year old born-again virgins, to BAIL THE FUCK OUT AND DON'T LOOK BACK!!!!!
Ganhyun, why should another innocent bunny suffer for your amusement?
I FUCKING PASSED!spoiler (click to show/hide)1.93 :lol (it was scary cause they kick you out if you get a 1.75 or less.) but I know exactly what I need to do to bring that up.[close]
good job
good job
I wouldn't call it "good."
good job
I wouldn't call it "good."
good is relative!
Tonight I celebrate miraculous underachivement :rock
Sitting in "Information Literacy," a mandatory class they make us all take because "IT'S JAPAN! EVERYONE SHOULD KNOW HOW TO DO THIS SHIT!" Learning visual basic, which I will quickly discard in my mind and never use again after finals next week. This class is the biggest waste of time ever, smh. We learned Powerpoint and MS Word earlier in the semester. smhDon't be too sure about that "I'll just dump this useless knowledge after the test" stuff. In college the "Bookmaking in the Digital Age" class I took required us to learn markup language. In 1989 I was thinking who the fuck will ever need a markup language? I'll just use Pagemaker or Quark for layout. Then, um, The Internet happened. For a short period of time, I was actually paid for hand coding markup language.
All I want is for it to be tomorrow, and to drink copious amounts of dericious, dericious 50 yen beer.
Had to switch from a 1pm class to a 11pm class smh; the teacher of the 1pm had to cancel the class for some reason.
Sucks because it's really the only class I have to go to
Had to switch from a 1pm class to a 11am class smh; the teacher of the 1pm had to cancel the class for some reason.
Sucks because it's really the only class I have to go to
Who teaches at 11 at night ???
I accidentally slept for 13 hours and missed my morning class. Cute Girl has cured by insomnia, and then some.
Finally got all my grades.
Evidence 4.0
Corporations 3.5
Trademarks & Patents 3.5
Civil Procedure 3.0
Advocacy Pass (pass/fail class)
]Don't be too sure about that "I'll just dump this useless knowledge after the test" stuff. In college the "Bookmaking in the Digital Age" class I took required us to learn markup language. In 1989 I was thinking who the fuck will ever need a markup language? I'll just use Pagemaker or Quark for layout. Then, um, The Internet happened. For a short period of time, I was actually paid for hand coding markup language.
So that thick girl de-friended me on facebook. At this point I should probably mention that I hooked up with her the other weekend (knowing that she had a crush on me, however, I was drunk and she was sober, so I don't think I was really taking advantage of her), but then didn't make any effort to keep in contact aside from replying to a facebook message she sent.
Am I the asshole here?
So that thick girl de-friended me on facebook. At this point I should probably mention that I hooked up with her the other weekend (knowing that she had a crush on me, however, I was drunk and she was sober, so I don't think I was really taking advantage of her), but then didn't make any effort to keep in contact aside from replying to a facebook message she sent.
Am I the asshole here?
Jews do not like to be burnt in ovens
Jews do not like to be burnt in ovens
I bet you smell like gingerbread
someone I haven't talked with since high school just friended me on FacebookMaybe he wants her on Fox for the laughs?
after a day of deliberation, I accepted
their top status update:
Sarah Palin to Fox? Yes please!
Facebook regret :-\
You guys are assuming the friend is male :-*
if it were a woman I'd be celebrating because this means she's stupid and easily tricked into sleeping with me :wag
and the comments he left on his status were all about NOBAMA etc
It's amazing what third graders in Korea will do for a 50 cent packet of stickers and a ten cent lollipop.
What's the best way to get an update when one of your favorite sites, say, The Onion or AVclub updates?
*checks email*:lol
"hey guys I missed classes today cuz I thought it was MLK day. can someone send me notes?"
*goes to next email*
"I thought today was a holiday. what did I miss?"
smh
*checks email*:lol
"hey guys I missed classes today cuz I thought it was MLK day. can someone send me notes?"
*goes to next email*
"I thought today was a holiday. what did I miss?"
smh
When did you start back up for classes, maurice?
I rocked that date. 1000/1000 achievement points, easy exploit for the motherfucking win.
It's amazing what third graders in Korea will do for a 50 cent packet of stickers and a ten cent lollipop.
i got monday off (i normally wouldn't) because the bus schedules run as if it was saturday and there's no way for me to get to work on time or to leave at a logical time.
buffalo's shitty public transportation :bow2
Cute Girl isn't in Trusts, but half the class seems to be missing.the one class you do attend....
obviously pulling a train on her
Got a hair cut. Took three days to prepare myself mentally to do it. :'(
Got a hair cut. Took three days to prepare myself mentally to do it. :'(
i'm not going to jerk off for atleast two weeks. i did this last year and lasted for about 17 days--i jo'd myself into the new year.
why? just to see if i can do it again, i guess. i feel like i've been jo'ing to much.
i'm in a contest with a friend right now
you can join us
when did you guys start? today's my first day.
i'm in a contest with a friend right now
you can join us
for some JO? or would that be against the rules?
what's considered too much masturbation, like 3-4 times in a week?
what's considered too much masturbation, like 3-4 times in a week?
what's considered too much masturbation, like 3-4 times in a week?:rofl
well I'm serious, it's a waste of energy if your balls aren't even filled up.what's considered too much masturbation, like 3-4 times in a week?you have got to be joking
???
You only jack off if the semen yield is large enough?
No, I'd feel inadequate if I had to slap my weiner like a moped on the autobahn just out of pure, unconscious habit. It would get annoying/chafy.
No, I'd feel inadequate if I had to slap my weiner like a moped on the autobahn just out of pure, unconscious habit. It would get annoying/chafy.
No, I'd feel inadequate if I had to slap my weiner like a moped on the autobahn just out of pure, unconscious habit. It would get annoying/chafy.
(http://somewhatmanlynerd.com/pics/wackingoffchart.jpg)
Not sure how many people I expect to get a reference from One of the Worst Movies of the DecadeTM.
I understand it :'(
Got a hair cut. Took three days to prepare myself mentally to do it. :'(
Wait, you're not suppose to do subtext in real life.
time to stop posting about ___ girl.
I've become addicted to frozen "rib" burgers, like the ones in the McRib. Had like, 6 in the past 2 days :'(
I'd have another right now but I'm out of buns :'(
Too much meat not enough buns.
I'll take it
I've become addicted to frozen "rib" burgers, like the ones in the McRib. Had like, 6 in the past 2 days :'(
I'll take it
Have you ever even TRIED to be charming? Maybe even playful? I hope you don't try to court your prey with the bludgeon you try on me :teehee
i saw the one bus girl i used to obsess over today. she was bagging groceries at the local grocery store. needless to say, i won't be thinking about her anymore.Give me a mother fucking break.
I don't think we needed daily updates. I should be fine as long Cute girl doesn't wear a power-suit to school.
i saw the one bus girl i used to obsess over today. she was bagging groceries at the local grocery store. needless to say, i won't be thinking about her anymore.Give me a mother fucking break.
I started out as a dishwasher and now I own my own company.
I started out as a dishwasher and now I own my own company.
I started out as a dishwasher and now I own my own company.
I don't think stalkers are allowed to to be picky when it comes to their target's occupation.
I don't think stalkers are allowed to to be picky when it comes to their target's occupation.You'd think he'd be happy, retail seems like an easy occupation to stalk.
of course I use the term "bother with" in a hypothetical way.Actually it's the opposite guys are supposed to be the career motivated one.
but you're a dude.
totally different scenario.
Baggers also help people :lol
He realized she was old enough to get a job.
You really have no clue what's going on about life.
An artist? Give me a break. Fistful won't settle for anything less than a doctor or investment banker.
You really have no clue what's going on in her life.
Does anyone here know anything about cars?
Does anyone here know anything about cars?admiral viscen might know.
There is a 2005 Ford Escape with 80,000 miles for six grand that I am interested in, but I don't know much about cars (I wouldn't even own a car if I didn't need one :-\) so I was hoping to get some input from anyone knowledgeable. I got to see the car firsthand today and drove it. It was in great shape, but the engine was considerably louder than our Honda Accord. I've never rode in an Escape before, so I have no basis of comparison.That's not a bad price for an Escape. Do you just need something bigger or did your Honda finally die?
Having a pimple in your ear is the WORST THING EVER.
Got a big package from the good folks at Valyrian Steel. My own package I call needle; especially made for Arya. Full tang. Mood: Excited:lol
Having a pimple in your ear is the WORST THING EVER.
Or anywhere on your ear, really. It's very bothersome to have on behind your ear, right on the fold where it meets your head.
6 classes this semester :'(
It's all a sham.
He seems a bit chubby, I can easily talk to him.
:( you have like another year to go. That's nothing.
Cause she's a nerd, man!Is that a 'Killer Nic' medallion? :lol :lol :lol
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Plus, movies were better. They didn't rely on gimmicky effects and excessive surcharges to generate money.Didn't GWTW have a huge message about how the Southern plantation owning lifestyle was perfect as it was and that slaves were happy where they were?
Does he talk more about space in the transcendental logic section?
Damn man, even if she turns out to be psychotic, that's a catch. Envious~
My teacher paired me with a pretty good looking chick for a group project. AND she seems competent :rock
It's good to see PD is still acting as if he's in high school.
Lord PD, you are a fucking moron.What he said. Even if she sleeps with you and then bails on you- you've picked up the slack before but at least you've gotten something out of it.
If you fuck this chick, and shit don't get weird between y'all after that, you are gonna pass the class with flying colors.
Malek doesn't worry about their academic competency like a NERD.
Does he talk more about space in the transcendental logic section?
I only read some of practical reason and some of aesthetics. The idea of reading pure reason just makes me lol.
I kinda hope she turns out to be a psycho. They're the best in bed.
Not always.
Pri-or-ities
Malek is not a virgin so he's already won.
Was she fat would be the most fundamental question I think.
Does BrandNew's sister tie him up with scarves? What do you think the answer to this question is?
I can't imagine Malek having sex (no homo). Hopefully he'll give us some details.
Did he have a beard?
Was he shaved down there?
Was she drunk?
Was he drunk?
Was it whiteAcid?
Why are you guys talking about Phoenix Dark fucking someone?
I can't imagine Malek having sex (no homo). Hopefully he'll give us some details.
Did he have a beard?
Was he shaved down there?
Was she drunk?
Was he drunk?
Was it whiteAcid?
Hmm, the more important question is was she shaved down there?
Who cares? It tastes just as good.
Oh god.
I'm in the computer lab working at my online homework and this cbc chinese chick is leaned over a foot away from my head with this huge cheshire cat smile. I try to gulp and whimper at the same time and then ask her what's wrong and she points to some religious children's charity and asks if I have any money. I lie obviously lie and say sorry and she keeps right on fucking smiling and says "Okie, maybe next time?".
this is what's wrong with communism.
How exactly does "going down on a woman" work? Is it just licking. I heard a good strategy is to write out the letters of the alphabet with your tongue in her puss
How exactly does "going down on a woman" work? Is it just licking. I heard a good strategy is to write out the letters of the alphabet with your tongue in her puss
Shaved girls :yuckIt must be different if you have the facial hair to match
'70s Bush :drool
PD has to be trolling. He probably watches more pr0n than half this board combined.
I would pay $5 to watch PD have sex
How exactly does "going down on a woman" work? Is it just licking. I heard a good strategy is to write out the letters of the alphabet with your tongue in her puss
PD has to be trolling. He probably watches more pr0n than half this board combined.
How exactly does "going down on a woman" work? Is it just licking. I heard a good strategy is to write out the letters of the alphabet with your tongue in her puss
Whats good about bush?
SMH, Maurice.
There are basically three variables to take into consideration: location, pressure and speed. This is complicated by the fact that, in my experience, a lot of girls like different things. I knew one girl who got way too sensitive directly in her clit, so you had to spend most of your time in the surrounding area. Another seemed to be much less sensitive than usual and wanted you to practically make your tongue into a jackhammer. However, there are generally some things that will work almost every time.
That alphabet thing is for your benefit, not hers. It's to give you a guideline for how to keep moving your tongue. You could do just about any pattern and it wouldn't matter, just as long as you're giving her the pressure and speed she wants in the right spot.
First of all, it helps if you've warmed up the oven with some good foreplay and then with your fingers. In my experience, the clit is usually too sensitive for you to just start there. I'm assuming you have the basics of foreplay down, so I won't go into that here. But once things are good and wet down there, generally you should start by softly moving your tongue over and across her clit and gradually build up speed and pressure, unless she's too sensitive for direct clitoral stimulation at the moment, in which case you just go in circles up the mountain like Dante in Purgatorio. Or she may not want this and may just want you to focus on one side. A lot of things can happen. In most cases, those who start out too sensitive for direct clitoral stimulation will want it by the end, but this is not always the case. One of the big keys is adaptability. What feels perfect to the girl when you start might not be what she wants ten minutes in, and you'll have to adjust your game plan, which means the key to that is receptiveness and communication.
You have to put in some groundwork for this. By the time you're going down on a girl, you want her to feel comfortable enough to tell you how she wants it. Not in a formal way, like giving directions, but you want her to at least be comfortable telling you the following: "higher," "lower," "harder," "a little softer," "faster," "oh, keep doing what you're doing," "a little to the right/left," and "oh, right there, RIGHT THERE!" That's basically the extent of the phrasebook. Some girls are more inhibited and don't like to give you any kind of directions at all, but generally if you're getting them close to orgasm they'll be a little more willing to help you help them get over the top.
You have to pay attention to her breathing and body-language. Generally a sharp intake of breath means you did something really good or really bad. Assuming you don't do something totally stupid, a sharp intake of breath usually = good. Increased rate of breathing = good. Legs and hips trembling or moving seemingly on their own = good. Keep doing what you're doing, maybe even adding slightly more pressure or speed.
Any changes you make should be incremental. It's like adjusting the bpm on a dance song when you're DJing. You can't just suddenly start going twice as fast or twice as hard. You need to work it up slowly. In the vast majority of cases, you'll be going a lot faster and harder by the end than you were at the beginning. Once you've found a level that works at the beginning, gradually dial it up, paying attention to her verbal and non-verbal cues.
Using your fingers can help a lot, as Raban said. Two of the biggest uses for them are 1) using your fingers to spread her lips more so that you can stimulate her clit more directly, and 2) fingering her while you're doing it. Generally you'll want to do both.
She may initially want a wide area and then want a more focused area later on. Be ready for that. If she's comfortable, she'll tell you. If you're working a wide area and then she says "Right there!" then obviously focus on that spot.
Good luck, Maurice.
Meh, sounds like her sitting on my face would result in less strain on my part.
Meh, sounds like her sitting on my face would result in less strain on my part.
Meh, sounds like her sitting on my face would result in less strain on my part.
Agree, but that position compromises accuracy and pressure.
Your neck might get a little sore, but unless you're going at it for a REALLY long time you should be alright. Just position your head in such a way that your tongue has the best access to the area between her legs. Usually she's lying on her back and you're lying on your stomach. She might also be on the edge of the bed, with you on the floor on your knees. You can adjust your position slightly if you have to. In my experience, your tongue will get tired before your neck does.
Forgot to mention, a lot of times in foreplay you'll be licking her nipples, so you can transition easily from that. Just start licking and planting kisses downwards. This move has always been a big hit when I've used it. Builds lots of anticipation, and it removes all of the awkwardness.
You're seriously not trolling? Have you never been in a situation of human intimacy? The assumption is that if you're working on her nipples, you've already been necking a fair bit, I hope on a bed or a cushion of some sort. It should all be a fairly organic process...
You're seriously not trolling? Have you never been in a situation of human intimacy? The assumption is that if you're working on her nipples, you've already been necking a fair bit, I hope on a bed or a cushion of some sort. It should all be a fairly organic process...
I just want to know how organic the process is. Like if someone asks me "how are you doing" I'll respond "fine how about yourself," as would most people. Are we talking that level of organic?
Fair enough GS. Alright, we're on the bed and I'm tired of oral. What do you usually do at that point? Just get on top, or ask if she wants to be on top?
edit: well I'd put my condom on of course, but what after that
A lot of times she'll pull you on top of her after enough oral. Otherwise you should keep going until she orgasms. At that point, you would usually give her a few seconds to catch her breath (during which time you can kinda talk to her in a James Bond way), then get on top. Don't just stick it in right away. Work the head of your johnson around the lips a little bit. Maybe tease her clit with it. You can tease her by sticking it in slowly, a little bit at a time, maybe even using a slight circular motion. There are a lot of things you can do. A lot of sex is improvisation, to be honest.
Whats good about bush?
Nothing, I'm assuming they are just trolling.
I know PD is trolling but really PD it's nothing to be proud of that people think you're that inept.
4 months ago. You?
When was the last time you go laid?
4 months ago. You?
When was the last time you go laid?
I don't know why PD would ask that question when it's practically impossible for a person to have gone longer than him at this point.spoiler (click to show/hide)I did the impossible![close]
can i be a member of the club?
then what do you do?
can i be a member of the club?
See? You have someone to replace me already!
You didn't notice PD. Juice as been all sly in his talk of late. He thinks he's better that us now. I can sense it.
Fist, contact secretary New. There is a one time fee involved and some rules you need to follow such as posting pics on at least a quarterly bases to gain attention that you are otherwise lacking in real life ect. Pretty standard stuff. New will send you a brochure.
If you can't last very long and you prematurely bust a nut inside of her before you've made her come
someone I haven't talked with since high school just friended me on Facebook
after a day of deliberation, I accepted
their top status update:
Sarah Palin to Fox? Yes please!
Facebook regret :-\
We already talked about watching In Bruges in BrugesI know what you mean. I went out of my way to read the first few chapters of Neuromancer the first time I visited Chiba.
We already talked about watching In Bruges in BrugesI know what you mean. I went out of my way to read the first few chapters of Neuromancer the first time I visited Chiba.
I've been depressed all day
Been trying to figure out why since generally I'm doing well. It's not girl related because I don't care about women right now. I think it probably started from getting owned by a professor today in an argument. If I can't even win arguments on the internet how the hell am I going to win arguments against a professor from Harvard. I feel like I'm not good at winning arguments and I reach a hell of a lot and go on a tangent that has nothing to do with the argument and it just makes me look like an idiot. Sometimes I feel like I'm a joke character on the internet and I'm worried I'm a joke character irl too :'(
Also I was wondering why men don't cry in western games, they just shout nooooooooo. Whereas in Japanese games dudes cry all the time. MANLY TEARS
I've been depressed all day
Been trying to figure out why since generally I'm doing well. It's not girl related because I don't care about women right now. I think it probably started from getting owned by a professor today in an argument. If I can't even win arguments on the internet how the hell am I going to win arguments against a professor from Harvard. I feel like I'm not good at winning arguments and I reach a hell of a lot and go on a tangent that has nothing to do with the argument and it just makes me look like an idiot. Sometimes I feel like I'm a joke character on the internet and I'm worried I'm a joke character irl too :'(
Also I was wondering why men don't cry in western games, they just shout nooooooooo. Whereas in Japanese games dudes cry all the time. MANLY TEARS
winning arguments doesn't really matter. Unless you are going to be a lawyer or something.
You go to Harvard?
Anyway, just give a couple guys in the class a few bucks to say "Professor __________ annihilated" after every point you make. He'll have to concede or risk getting laughed out of the classroom.
what are tips for lasting longer
*PD follows GS's advice*
*9 months later, Little PD is born*
*PD follows GS's advice*
*9 months later, Little PD is born*
:link :dur :zelda
I've been depressed all day
Been trying to figure out why since generally I'm doing well. It's not girl related because I don't care about women right now. I think it probably started from getting owned by a professor today in an argument. If I can't even win arguments on the internet how the hell am I going to win arguments against a professor from Harvard. I feel like I'm not good at winning arguments and I reach a hell of a lot and go on a tangent that has nothing to do with the argument and it just makes me look like an idiot. Sometimes I feel like I'm a joke character on the internet and I'm worried I'm a joke character irl too :'(
Also I was wondering why men don't cry in western games, they just shout nooooooooo. Whereas in Japanese games dudes cry all the time. MANLY TEARS
I can believe that. When I lived in California, about half the register clerks at Whole Foods looked like they posed for Suicide Girls on the weekends.i saw the one bus girl i used to obsess over today. she was bagging groceries at the local grocery store. needless to say, i won't be thinking about her anymore.Give me a mother fucking break.
That's fucking pathetic. I know at least 10 chicks that bag groceries for a living that are hotter than Natalie Portman.
Aren't you the guy that doesn't drink, too? What are you, a complete teetotaler or just a walking non-party, waiting to not-happen?well I'm serious, it's a waste of energy if your balls aren't even filled up.what's considered too much masturbation, like 3-4 times in a week?you have got to be joking
There are lots of bartenders with bad teeth though.We already talked about watching In Bruges in BrugesI know what you mean. I went out of my way to read the first few chapters of Neuromancer the first time I visited Chiba.
I read it for the first time the week I started living there, weirdly enough. Reality Chiba bore absolutely no resemblance to Fictional Chiba though.
I have no problem getting inebriated, I just don't like alcohol so I stick with weed. On masturbation, I don't consider it like a daily habit and I don't really understand why somebody would want to do it that often if they're not going through puberty.Aren't you the guy that doesn't drink, too? What are you, a complete teetotaler or just a walking non-party, waiting to not-happen?well I'm serious, it's a waste of energy if your balls aren't even filled up.what's considered too much masturbation, like 3-4 times in a week?you have got to be joking
Nothing relieves stress like loosening your milk stream.You have the coolest avatar here :)
I do it every dayI don't get laid, it's a nice relaxing ritual. redundant
It wasn't an excuse per se! I did want to get as much of our projects done early, so I can procrastinate later in the semester of course *daps Malek*
Its very easy to replace date with rape yes, but I wont go into details
What is with you guys and flannel?
What is with you guys and flannel?flannel girls tend to be sluttier.
People like Flannel Girl because Flannel Girl has legs!, whereas cute girl is pretty much already forgotten.
What kind of job was it again?
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Pot > Underage girls.and natalie portman.
What about my too-much-make-up girl from my Kant class. She has a boyfriend, and looked at me today. I assume she wanted to cheat and totally devour my cock. Then I disagreed with her about something and she gave me a semi-dirty look. :'( My heart is broken.
Prove the following: Let G = (V,E) be an undirected graph. If every vertex of G has even degree,
then every maximal trail of positive length in G has the same start and end vertex.
Pot > Underage girls.
homework is hard :(QuoteProve the following: Let G = (V,E) be an undirected graph. If every vertex of G has even degree,
then every maximal trail of positive length in G has the same start and end vertex.
conceptually it's easy to see but writing a formal proof is a bitch.
Having a message board conversation with yourself? That can't be good.
This thread is getting kind of bonkers.
Countdown to fernie t-minus 1 sleep...
sleeps are my favorite unit of time.
they are the most functional of times.
Most functional indeed. Take it's application in physics. The Sound Sleep Theorem states that the velocity of an object when calculated in distance/sleeps will always equal 0. This of course breaks when dealing with velocities of sleepwalkers.
It just got unbelievably nerdy in here.
:'(
just think about all you have to live for arvie1!
O thanks dude. I had forgotten. You're my best friend arvie2. You know that.
This thread is getting kind of bonkers.
Shut up, fatass.
This thread is getting kind of bonkers.
Shut up, fatass.
Dont tell fatass to shut up.
fistful have you ever smoked weed before?No, I'm not a tool.
No, I'm not a tool.
This thread is getting kind of bonkers.
Shut up, fatass.
Dont tell fatass to shut up.
You're always there for me! :bearhug
I think some people in this thread might have to get reported :/
This thread is getting kind of bonkers.
Shut up, fatass.
Dont tell fatass to shut up.
You're always there for me! :bearhug
Yeah boo, you're one of my many fap sources. Cant let you go down like that.
fistful have you ever smoked weed before?No, I'm not a tool.
You must've been asked this a hundred times already but why don't you try it once to gain a perspective as to what it's like?
But he can imagine she's there.
I got the job transfer two days ago.
I negotiated more money than they were offering ($3000 a year more), a $5000 relocation package (money is tight and they originally offered $2000 or nothing), and 8% guaranteed overtime. Plus I still use my personal vehicle so there is another $10,000 a year or so in profit from driving around all of the time for work.
The benefit is that the 60 hour work weeks are done and replaced with 40 a week. I am going to start my second degree this fall (the company will pay as long as I get a 3.0 or higher).
I start at this new position at March 1st.
I'm sitting in one of my Lit classes and there's this girl sitting next to me with dyed red hair and frock coat and scarf and all sorts of semi-homeless-chic attire. I'm jotting down notes like mad, because I had to get the e-book form of the text and can't make notes on the book pages. Meanwhile, she's writing something down next to me on legal notepad. I realize I it doesn't quite look like notes, and she's got her ipod blaring in her ears, so I figure she won't notice me peeking over."omg guys there is a party girl in one of my classes, ahhhh." good thing you escaped alive. ::)
On the notepad she had written down a venn diagram of Job Internship and House Party. Under Internship, she had "business casual attire" and some other random things I couldn't read. Under House Party she had "American Apparel" and "free pot" and "Cocaine". I suddenly got curious as to what was in the middle of the venn diagram, but she kept covering her scribblings with her hand. Maybe she was aware of my snooping. None the less, she keeps listing down things in her venn diagram and I can't tell if this is some strange assignment or her weekend plans.
Also of note, soon into the lecture she starts shaking her pen madly while writing down her list. About halfway into the lecture she stops with the venn diagram and her knee starts shaking like crazy and her foot is going tap-tap-tap-tap-tap-tap-tap-tap-tap-tap-tap-tap! I'm starting get a bit worried.
Then she starts a new page, and I think she might actually start writing notes. There's some actual text in the upper left corner. I ignore cocaine girl for awhile, but look back over because I'm a bit tired of my own note writing. What I see is that she's filled half the page with random curvy foilage patterns. Halfway down the foilage stops and she's drawn a zig-zagging wall across the page. Underneath this she's drawn what can only be described as the detached tails of the chesire cat. I'm just confused now and various parts of her body are still shaking. I sneak back to my notes.
But then of course, I look over again and she's started drawing the detached tails into letters. The cat-tails read "THE MAN OF THE CROW". I'm like wtf. At this point I am just a little frightened of her and wondering if I should scoot over a seat.
Anyways, class ends, I get the fuck out and think I'm free. Only that the bus I choose to get onto has her on it. And on the second stop everyone gets off except for her and I, and she's sitting right across from me. So I moved seats.
Etiolate was she hot? Why did you move seats?
I really wanted Jimmy John's for lunch today... there aren't any in South King County.
Tons of them near my house in Seattle, but none down here where I work. :maf :maf :maf :maf
You must've been asked this a hundred times already but why don't you try it once to gain a perspective as to what it's like?
I already answered that question. Because I'm not a tool.
You must've been asked this a hundred times already but why don't you try it once to gain a perspective as to what it's like?
I already answered that question. Because I'm not a tool.
Because I don't want to? I don't care about experiencing it or knowing what it's like.
Because I don't want to? I don't care about experiencing it or knowing what it's like.
Not being interested is fine, but thinking that you're better than people who do it, while simultaneously proclaiming your ignorance....
Not being interested is fine, but thinking that you're better than people who do it, while simultaneously proclaiming your ignorance....
I really wanted Jimmy John's for lunch today... there aren't any in South King County.
Tons of them near my house in Seattle, but none down here where I work. :maf :maf :maf :maf
I'm flying up to Seattle today to see my brother, and my parents told me to take him out to dinner on their tab. I've been recommended "The Wild Ginger" (rofl). What's your take on it?
Fistful why do you post here? Is it fun talking to lots of people who are worse than you?
Yes. I am better than someone who does drugs. I don't have to do heroin to know I'm better than an addict.
fentanyl doesnt work on me, i know its weird, but ive had 2 minor surgeries at the end of last year and each time they gave me it, and each time they were looking at me shocked that i wasnt out and was coherent, and both imes they maxed out on the dose of 6 shots, if they gave me any more itd be lethal i guess, but i felt fine
Went to a strip club with the mates, made out with an Ukrainian stripper and didn't even have to pay for a private dance :pimpyou made out with a stripper at work? :yuck
Went to a strip club with the mates, made out with an Ukrainian stripper and didn't even have to pay for a private dance :pimp
@Fistful, youre not better then drug users sorry mate.Went to a strip club with the mates, made out with an Ukrainian stripper and didn't even have to pay for a private dance :pimp
Dont trust a stripper that makes out with you. Girls got mad disease.
I haven't been here for over 12 hours and you dudes are still talking about me? I call that a win.
How is public transit in LA? Good enough to sell my car like if I moved to NYC? I haven't been to LA since I was a kid and I don't really remember the public transit. It's not nearly as good as Oakland/San Fran's BART system is it?
Yeah. I knew that, from my time there as a kid.
It couldn't be TERRIBLE, though, could it? It can't be worse than the south.
Uhhh...
I've got family where you are. Bay area, right?
God I miss California.
i cannot apologize enough for the behavior of my friend. he isnt my boyfriend, but there is some history there. still. there is no excuse.
so, yeah. sorry about him. i wanted to say sorry last night, but i think you left.
let me know when you want to come out to (her neighborhood in the city)! i am totally stoked on finding cool places out here!
So most functional = making the least amount of progress? Is Malek the most functional guy on this forum when it comes to the ladies?
So I got this message in my facebook inbox this morning:Quotei cannot apologize enough for the behavior of my friend. he isnt my boyfriend, but there is some history there. still. there is no excuse.
so, yeah. sorry about him. i wanted to say sorry last night, but i think you left.
let me know when you want to come out to (her neighborhood in the city)! i am totally stoked on finding cool places out here!
The last hour or so of last night is a total blur for me; I was taking way too many shots. It doesn't feel like I got hit or anything, so I have no idea what this girl is talking about. I know that I've thought about trying to hit on her before. I feel like I shouldn't tell her that I can't remember what she's talking about, but she might bring it up if we hang out. :-\
I'm working on stealing my roommate's girlfriend.
I can't help it.
Is this the same chick that came down not too long ago, Himu?
why are you dicking over your roommate? didn't you say she was unattractive, anyway? if three's company has taught me anything it is that this is a bad idea, stay away.Is this the same chick that came down not too long ago, Himu?
Yes, they got back together. He claims they've had sex while she claims they haven't.
Anyone have FoC's contact information? I need to talk to him.
(this guy) was giving you the death stare. eyebrows moving, teeth grinding, murderous looks. the girls and i thought it was hilarious until he just couldnt take it anymore. he got up, pushed you out of the way, and came to talk to me. i assured him that everything was fine. he sat back down. we started talking again and he came back. i assume he shoved you again. and then you took off.
I am skipping class because of the blizzard conditions. It's almost a legitimate excuse.
Are you that into music that you expect in depth discussions?
Wind blew my window off its frame and on top of me while I was sleeping last night. :lol
Scariest surprise jolt ever.
I am skipping class because of the blizzard conditions. It's almost a legitimate excuse.
The buses have shut down in most of the city and I'm still going, you dweeb.
OK so last night I did a married woman with kids.
You don't know how much I hate my self right now.
I am skipping class because of the blizzard conditions. It's almost a legitimate excuse.
The buses have shut down in most of the city and I'm still going, you dweeb.
The student going to class--even though he doesn't have to and has a legitimate excuse not to--is the dweeb.
Thats not really going vegetarian friend.
Thats not really going vegetarian friend.
Here in the Americas we make a distinction between vegetarian (doesn't eat meat flesh) and Vegan (doesn't eat anything that comes from an animal). Maybe it's different in Europe?
just think about it as a diet and not an ethical stance.
I know hey. It got me hard.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Powerset_construction
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just look at those diagrams :hump :hump :hump
I know hey. It got me hard.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Powerset_construction
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just look at those diagrams :hump :hump :hump
Are we still talking about the proper way to eat out a girl?
I'm going vegetarian as of today. I would go vegan but I think I would die of malnutrion. Need my egg/milk/mozzarella :D
No reason really, just got tired of meat so I'm going to try living without any for a while. Will make hamburgers that much better when I go back to them :hyper
Don't give PD any ideas, next we'll be hearing about him using differential equations to eat out some girl.
Just as long as you don't claim boys wank only due to peer pressure, we're good here.I have no problem getting inebriated, I just don't like alcohol so I stick with weed. On masturbation, I don't consider it like a daily habit and I don't really understand why somebody would want to do it that often if they're not going through puberty.Aren't you the guy that doesn't drink, too? What are you, a complete teetotaler or just a walking non-party, waiting to not-happen?well I'm serious, it's a waste of energy if your balls aren't even filled up.what's considered too much masturbation, like 3-4 times in a week?you have got to be joking
I just noticed how rape and date have the same vowels.So do "sane," "tame," and -most importantly- "lame."
That is absolutely possible if you're talking about a gay couple where one of them doesn't feel like having sex. Actually even then, mutual masturbation is pretty nasty.Just as long as you don't claim boys wank only due to peer pressure, we're good here.I have no problem getting inebriated, I just don't like alcohol so I stick with weed. On masturbation, I don't consider it like a daily habit and I don't really understand why somebody would want to do it that often if they're not going through puberty.Aren't you the guy that doesn't drink, too? What are you, a complete teetotaler or just a walking non-party, waiting to not-happen?well I'm serious, it's a waste of energy if your balls aren't even filled up.what's considered too much masturbation, like 3-4 times in a week?you have got to be jokingI just noticed how rape and date have the same vowels.So do "sane," "tame," and -most importantly- "lame."
Speaking from experience?That is absolutely possible if you're talking about a gay couple where one of them doesn't feel like having sex. Actually even then, mutual masturbation is pretty nasty.Just as long as you don't claim boys wank only due to peer pressure, we're good here.I have no problem getting inebriated, I just don't like alcohol so I stick with weed. On masturbation, I don't consider it like a daily habit and I don't really understand why somebody would want to do it that often if they're not going through puberty.Aren't you the guy that doesn't drink, too? What are you, a complete teetotaler or just a walking non-party, waiting to not-happen?well I'm serious, it's a waste of energy if your balls aren't even filled up.what's considered too much masturbation, like 3-4 times in a week?you have got to be jokingI just noticed how rape and date have the same vowels.So do "sane," "tame," and -most importantly- "lame."
Where do you guys get your desktop wallpapers from? I already know about Kitsune Noir, but I would appreciate any suggestionsWindows 7 stock nature photos. :smug
Speaking from experience?Have you ever masturbated in front of a mirror? It isn't pretty is it?
just wanted to get in on some of thisSpeaking from experience?That is absolutely possible if you're talking about a gay couple where one of them doesn't feel like having sex. Actually even then, mutual masturbation is pretty nasty.Just as long as you don't claim boys wank only due to peer pressure, we're good here.I have no problem getting inebriated, I just don't like alcohol so I stick with weed. On masturbation, I don't consider it like a daily habit and I don't really understand why somebody would want to do it that often if they're not going through puberty.Aren't you the guy that doesn't drink, too? What are you, a complete teetotaler or just a walking non-party, waiting to not-happen?well I'm serious, it's a waste of energy if your balls aren't even filled up.what's considered too much masturbation, like 3-4 times in a week?you have got to be jokingI just noticed how rape and date have the same vowels.So do "sane," "tame," and -most importantly- "lame."
Me too.just wanted to get in on some of thisSpeaking from experience?That is absolutely possible if you're talking about a gay couple where one of them doesn't feel like having sex. Actually even then, mutual masturbation is pretty nasty.Just as long as you don't claim boys wank only due to peer pressure, we're good here.I have no problem getting inebriated, I just don't like alcohol so I stick with weed. On masturbation, I don't consider it like a daily habit and I don't really understand why somebody would want to do it that often if they're not going through puberty.Aren't you the guy that doesn't drink, too? What are you, a complete teetotaler or just a walking non-party, waiting to not-happen?well I'm serious, it's a waste of energy if your balls aren't even filled up.what's considered too much masturbation, like 3-4 times in a week?you have got to be jokingI just noticed how rape and date have the same vowels.So do "sane," "tame," and -most importantly- "lame."
Me too.just wanted to get in on some of thisSpeaking from experience?That is absolutely possible if you're talking about a gay couple where one of them doesn't feel like having sex. Actually even then, mutual masturbation is pretty nasty.Just as long as you don't claim boys wank only due to peer pressure, we're good here.I have no problem getting inebriated, I just don't like alcohol so I stick with weed. On masturbation, I don't consider it like a daily habit and I don't really understand why somebody would want to do it that often if they're not going through puberty.Aren't you the guy that doesn't drink, too? What are you, a complete teetotaler or just a walking non-party, waiting to not-happen?well I'm serious, it's a waste of energy if your balls aren't even filled up.what's considered too much masturbation, like 3-4 times in a week?you have got to be jokingI just noticed how rape and date have the same vowels.So do "sane," "tame," and -most importantly- "lame."
Edited for consistencyI didn't but the peer pressure made me do it.Me too.just wanted to get in on some of thisSpeaking from experience?That is absolutely possible if you're talking about a gay couple where one of them doesn't feel like having sex. Actually even then, mutual masturbation is pretty nasty.Just as long as you don't claim boys wank only due to peer pressure, we're good here.I have no problem getting inebriated, I just don't like alcohol so I stick with weed. On masturbation, I don't consider it like a daily habit and I don't really understand why somebody would want to do it that often if they're not going through puberty.Aren't you the guy that doesn't drink, too? What are you, a complete teetotaler or just a walking non-party, waiting to not-happen?well I'm serious, it's a waste of energy if your balls aren't even filled up.what's considered too much masturbation, like 3-4 times in a week?you have got to be jokingI just noticed how rape and date have the same vowels.So do "sane," "tame," and -most importantly- "lame."
Good call.Edited for consistencyI didn't but the peer pressure made me do it.Me too.just wanted to get in on some of thisSpeaking from experience?That is absolutely possible if you're talking about a gay couple where one of them doesn't feel like having sex. Actually even then, mutual masturbation is pretty nasty.Just as long as you don't claim boys wank only due to peer pressure, we're good here.I have no problem getting inebriated, I just don't like alcohol so I stick with weed. On masturbation, I don't consider it like a daily habit and I don't really understand why somebody would want to do it that often if they're not going through puberty.Aren't you the guy that doesn't drink, too? What are you, a complete teetotaler or just a walking non-party, waiting to not-happen?well I'm serious, it's a waste of energy if your balls aren't even filled up.what's considered too much masturbation, like 3-4 times in a week?you have got to be jokingI just noticed how rape and date have the same vowels.So do "sane," "tame," and -most importantly- "lame."
Indeed.Good call.Edited for consistencyI didn't but the peer pressure made me do it.Me too.just wanted to get in on some of thisSpeaking from experience?That is absolutely possible if you're talking about a gay couple where one of them doesn't feel like having sex. Actually even then, mutual masturbation is pretty nasty.Just as long as you don't claim boys wank only due to peer pressure, we're good here.I have no problem getting inebriated, I just don't like alcohol so I stick with weed. On masturbation, I don't consider it like a daily habit and I don't really understand why somebody would want to do it that often if they're not going through puberty.Aren't you the guy that doesn't drink, too? What are you, a complete teetotaler or just a walking non-party, waiting to not-happen?well I'm serious, it's a waste of energy if your balls aren't even filled up.what's considered too much masturbation, like 3-4 times in a week?you have got to be jokingEdited for consistencyI didn't but the peer pressure made me do it.Me too.just wanted to get in on some of thisSpeaking from experience?That is absolutely possible if you're talking about a gay couple where one of them doesn't feel like having sex. Actually even then, mutual masturbation is pretty nasty.Just as long as you don't claim boys wank only due to peer pressure, we're good here.I have no problem getting inebriated, I just don't like alcohol so I stick with weed. On masturbation, I don't consider it like a daily habit and I don't really understand why somebody would want to do it that often if they're not going through puberty.Aren't you the guy that doesn't drink, too? What are you, a complete teetotaler or just a walking non-party, waiting to not-happen?well I'm serious, it's a waste of energy if your balls aren't even filled up.what's considered too much masturbation, like 3-4 times in a week?you have got to be jokingI just noticed how rape and date have the same vowels.So do "sane," "tame," and -most importantly- "lame."I just noticed how rape and date have the same vowels.So do "sane," "tame," and -most importantly- "lame."
When I die, this pyramid shall be my burial place. From it I shall haunt Wilco.Indeed.Good call.Edited for consistencyI didn't but the peer pressure made me do it.Me too.just wanted to get in on some of thisSpeaking from experience?That is absolutely possible if you're talking about a gay couple where one of them doesn't feel like having sex. Actually even then, mutual masturbation is pretty nasty.Just as long as you don't claim boys wank only due to peer pressure, we're good here.I have no problem getting inebriated, I just don't like alcohol so I stick with weed. On masturbation, I don't consider it like a daily habit and I don't really understand why somebody would want to do it that often if they're not going through puberty.Aren't you the guy that doesn't drink, too? What are you, a complete teetotaler or just a walking non-party, waiting to not-happen?well I'm serious, it's a waste of energy if your balls aren't even filled up.what's considered too much masturbation, like 3-4 times in a week?you have got to be jokingEdited for consistencyI didn't but the peer pressure made me do it.Me too.just wanted to get in on some of thisSpeaking from experience?That is absolutely possible if you're talking about a gay couple where one of them doesn't feel like having sex. Actually even then, mutual masturbation is pretty nasty.Just as long as you don't claim boys wank only due to peer pressure, we're good here.I have no problem getting inebriated, I just don't like alcohol so I stick with weed. On masturbation, I don't consider it like a daily habit and I don't really understand why somebody would want to do it that often if they're not going through puberty.Aren't you the guy that doesn't drink, too? What are you, a complete teetotaler or just a walking non-party, waiting to not-happen?well I'm serious, it's a waste of energy if your balls aren't even filled up.what's considered too much masturbation, like 3-4 times in a week?you have got to be jokingI just noticed how rape and date have the same vowels.So do "sane," "tame," and -most importantly- "lame."I just noticed how rape and date have the same vowels.So do "sane," "tame," and -most importantly- "lame."
I CAN SEE FOREVER
It'll be ironic because the Jews used to have to build pyramids.When I die, this pyramid shall be my burial place. From it I shall haunt Wilco.Indeed.Good call.Edited for consistencyI didn't but the peer pressure made me do it.Me too.just wanted to get in on some of thisSpeaking from experience?That is absolutely possible if you're talking about a gay couple where one of them doesn't feel like having sex. Actually even then, mutual masturbation is pretty nasty.Just as long as you don't claim boys wank only due to peer pressure, we're good here.I have no problem getting inebriated, I just don't like alcohol so I stick with weed. On masturbation, I don't consider it like a daily habit and I don't really understand why somebody would want to do it that often if they're not going through puberty.Aren't you the guy that doesn't drink, too? What are you, a complete teetotaler or just a walking non-party, waiting to not-happen?well I'm serious, it's a waste of energy if your balls aren't even filled up.what's considered too much masturbation, like 3-4 times in a week?you have got to be jokingEdited for consistencyI didn't but the peer pressure made me do it.Me too.just wanted to get in on some of thisSpeaking from experience?That is absolutely possible if you're talking about a gay couple where one of them doesn't feel like having sex. Actually even then, mutual masturbation is pretty nasty.Just as long as you don't claim boys wank only due to peer pressure, we're good here.I have no problem getting inebriated, I just don't like alcohol so I stick with weed. On masturbation, I don't consider it like a daily habit and I don't really understand why somebody would want to do it that often if they're not going through puberty.Aren't you the guy that doesn't drink, too? What are you, a complete teetotaler or just a walking non-party, waiting to not-happen?well I'm serious, it's a waste of energy if your balls aren't even filled up.what's considered too much masturbation, like 3-4 times in a week?you have got to be jokingI just noticed how rape and date have the same vowels.So do "sane," "tame," and -most importantly- "lame."I just noticed how rape and date have the same vowels.So do "sane," "tame," and -most importantly- "lame."
Except Wilco hasn't been apart of this building process. Wilco quote this and then yourself 100 times or it will be lashes for you!It'll be ironic because the Jews used to have to build pyramids.When I die, this pyramid shall be my burial place. From it I shall haunt Wilco.Indeed.Good call.Edited for consistencyI didn't but the peer pressure made me do it.Me too.just wanted to get in on some of thisSpeaking from experience?That is absolutely possible if you're talking about a gay couple where one of them doesn't feel like having sex. Actually even then, mutual masturbation is pretty nasty.Just as long as you don't claim boys wank only due to peer pressure, we're good here.I have no problem getting inebriated, I just don't like alcohol so I stick with weed. On masturbation, I don't consider it like a daily habit and I don't really understand why somebody would want to do it that often if they're not going through puberty.Aren't you the guy that doesn't drink, too? What are you, a complete teetotaler or just a walking non-party, waiting to not-happen?well I'm serious, it's a waste of energy if your balls aren't even filled up.what's considered too much masturbation, like 3-4 times in a week?you have got to be jokingEdited for consistencyI didn't but the peer pressure made me do it.Me too.just wanted to get in on some of thisSpeaking from experience?That is absolutely possible if you're talking about a gay couple where one of them doesn't feel like having sex. Actually even then, mutual masturbation is pretty nasty.Just as long as you don't claim boys wank only due to peer pressure, we're good here.I have no problem getting inebriated, I just don't like alcohol so I stick with weed. On masturbation, I don't consider it like a daily habit and I don't really understand why somebody would want to do it that often if they're not going through puberty.Aren't you the guy that doesn't drink, too? What are you, a complete teetotaler or just a walking non-party, waiting to not-happen?well I'm serious, it's a waste of energy if your balls aren't even filled up.what's considered too much masturbation, like 3-4 times in a week?you have got to be jokingI just noticed how rape and date have the same vowels.So do "sane," "tame," and -most importantly- "lame."I just noticed how rape and date have the same vowels.So do "sane," "tame," and -most importantly- "lame."
If Kosma is worried, it's time to wave off the landing attempt.@Fistful, youre not better then drug users sorry mate.Went to a strip club with the mates, made out with an Ukrainian stripper and didn't even have to pay for a private dance :pimp
Dont trust a stripper that makes out with you. Girls got mad disease.
straight from the expert, I'm scared now :'(
I see no reason not to continue thisBlah Blah Blah Blah.....Except Wilco hasn't been apart of this building process. Wilco quote this and then yourself 100 times or it will be lashes for you!It'll be ironic because the Jews used to have to build pyramids.When I die, this pyramid shall be my burial place. From it I shall haunt Wilco.Indeed.Good call.Edited for consistencyI didn't but the peer pressure made me do it.Me too.just wanted to get in on some of thisSpeaking from experience?That is absolutely possible if you're talking about a gay couple where one of them doesn't feel like having sex. Actually even then, mutual masturbation is pretty nasty.Just as long as you don't claim boys wank only due to peer pressure, we're good here.I have no problem getting inebriated, I just don't like alcohol so I stick with weed. On masturbation, I don't consider it like a daily habit and I don't really understand why somebody would want to do it that often if they're not going through puberty.Aren't you the guy that doesn't drink, too? What are you, a complete teetotaler or just a walking non-party, waiting to not-happen?well I'm serious, it's a waste of energy if your balls aren't even filled up.what's considered too much masturbation, like 3-4 times in a week?you have got to be jokingEdited for consistencyI didn't but the peer pressure made me do it.Me too.just wanted to get in on some of thisSpeaking from experience?That is absolutely possible if you're talking about a gay couple where one of them doesn't feel like having sex. Actually even then, mutual masturbation is pretty nasty.Just as long as you don't claim boys wank only due to peer pressure, we're good here.I have no problem getting inebriated, I just don't like alcohol so I stick with weed. On masturbation, I don't consider it like a daily habit and I don't really understand why somebody would want to do it that often if they're not going through puberty.Aren't you the guy that doesn't drink, too? What are you, a complete teetotaler or just a walking non-party, waiting to not-happen?well I'm serious, it's a waste of energy if your balls aren't even filled up.what's considered too much masturbation, like 3-4 times in a week?you have got to be jokingI just noticed how rape and date have the same vowels.So do "sane," "tame," and -most importantly- "lame."I just noticed how rape and date have the same vowels.So do "sane," "tame," and -most importantly- "lame."
I think the ghost of Kant might come haunt me in my sleep.
I have projects/papers to write for my two classes today, no need to go to class; due thursday :-*
And I got an email from my group partner. She says she's sick and can't make it to class this week, so we can't work on our project together on thursday. A partner that says when they can't attend class? :rock
Alternatively, show up to the wedding with your turntables and three grams of MDMA.
I'll be there to watch tehjaybo pistol-whip drewsy.
I'll be there
Kentucky girls are prob damn hot
If the matrix was real, I would DEFINITELY be one of those people who would happily betray humanity and be hooked up again.
If I get married (LOL) I expect people from The Bore to show up, and tiesto to be there to randomly hook up to my PA system and start DJing.
And Demi to be there JOing. Because Billy will be there.
If the matrix was real, I would DEFINITELY be one of those people who would happily betray humanity and be hooked up again.
Fixed! No spaces! I might keep adding to the pyramid every once in a while.Yadda Yadda Yadda Yadda Yadda..........................The Pyramid of Willcohapteus.Neither do I.I see no reason not to continue thisBlah Blah Blah Blah.....Except Wilco hasn't been apart of this building process. Wilco quote this and then yourself 100 times or it will be lashes for you!It'll be ironic because the Jews used to have to build pyramids.When I die, this pyramid shall be my burial place. From it I shall haunt Wilco.Indeed.Good call.Edited for consistencyI didn't but the peer pressure made me do it.Me too.just wanted to get in on some of thisSpeaking from experience?That is absolutely possible if you're talking about a gay couple where one of them doesn't feel like having sex. Actually even then, mutual masturbation is pretty nasty.Just as long as you don't claim boys wank only due to peer pressure, we're good here.I have no problem getting inebriated, I just don't like alcohol so I stick with weed. On masturbation, I don't consider it like a daily habit and I don't really understand why somebody would want to do it that often if they're not going through puberty.Aren't you the guy that doesn't drink, too? What are you, a complete teetotaler or just a walking non-party, waiting to not-happen?well I'm serious, it's a waste of energy if your balls aren't even filled up.what's considered too much masturbation, like 3-4 times in a week?you have got to be jokingEdited for consistencyI didn't but the peer pressure made me do it.Me too.just wanted to get in on some of thisSpeaking from experience?That is absolutely possible if you're talking about a gay couple where one of them doesn't feel like having sex. Actually even then, mutual masturbation is pretty nasty.Just as long as you don't claim boys wank only due to peer pressure, we're good here.I have no problem getting inebriated, I just don't like alcohol so I stick with weed. On masturbation, I don't consider it like a daily habit and I don't really understand why somebody would want to do it that often if they're not going through puberty.Aren't you the guy that doesn't drink, too? What are you, a complete teetotaler or just a walking non-party, waiting to not-happen?well I'm serious, it's a waste of energy if your balls aren't even filled up.what's considered too much masturbation, like 3-4 times in a week?you have got to be jokingI just noticed how rape and date have the same vowels.So do "sane," "tame," and -most importantly- "lame."I just noticed how rape and date have the same vowels.So do "sane," "tame," and -most importantly- "lame."
Here's a little tale about my neighbor.
I don't really know the people who live across the street from my house, even though they've been there for almost as long as we have (at least 17 years). I haven't even seen the father of that household in like a decade. The guy is older and started a family up after he retired, and now he's really getting up his years. Before there'd be an ambulance at their house every now and then, but that seems to have quieted down over the last year or so and everyone assumed the guy got healthier. Nobody really knows since he's become a recluse and never goes outside.
A couple of days ago, we found out that this guy's family had just up and left one evening, leaving him there. Nobody had any idea. He called my father asking for some help with the oxygen tank he's hooked up to, which is the only reason why anyone knows anything now. My father said that the inside of the house looked like it had been ransacked and that the guy was sitting on a couch covered with crap and there was feces and piss on the floor. The neighbor claimed that his back was so bad that he couldn't even get up to go to the bathroom and gave this sob story about his family abandoning him.
My parents then managed to track down his wife and get her side of the story. Turns out that this family didn't run away from home; they left out of fear-- the guy had threatened to beat the shit out of them if they stayed, and even the hospital where he previously stayed at warned his family to leave him alone. This guy is all kinds of fucked up due to various mental illnesses. He is psychotic and has been kicked out of multiple hospitals, banned by the staff from even entering because of constant mental and physical abuse. Even though he is hooked up to an oxygen tank and claims to have a bad back, he apparently can get around just fine and was abusing his family members, screaming at them and occasionally striking them. The guy basically cannot stand to not have attention and wants literally everything done for him. His family has been putting up with this for years, but they've reached a breaking point. The doctors and nurses couldn't take dealing with him for very long at all. They are now looking into having him committed at a specialized hospital that will give him the medical care he needs -whether he wants it or not- and keep him from doing harm to anyone else.
Right now though, he is sitting at home. It's five in the morning, and all the lights in his house have been on all night. All the doors to his home are unlocked. He seems to be getting food and medicine from some taxi service and also from one of his kids who stops by at night to drop off stuff for him, then bolts. The neighbor has been calling most of the neighborhood with his sob story, trying to get people to go out and bring him food and medicine, even though he is perfectly capable of doing everything himself (according to his wife). It's so fucked up.
This is in the US right? I pictured this story in Japan, while reading but only realized you moved back. Now its way less charming somehow.
See somehow asian people make a story more endearing :heartbeat
But then I called her a fat cunt, told her I'd love to watch her get fucked by a horse with a barbed cock, and told her to die slowly in a fucking fire. That probably wasn't necessary.
Like this morning!Fixed! No spaces! I might keep adding to the pyramid every once in a while.Yadda Yadda Yadda Yadda Yadda..........................The Pyramid of Willcohapteus.Neither do I.I see no reason not to continue thisBlah Blah Blah Blah.....Except Wilco hasn't been apart of this building process. Wilco quote this and then yourself 100 times or it will be lashes for you!It'll be ironic because the Jews used to have to build pyramids.When I die, this pyramid shall be my burial place. From it I shall haunt Wilco.Indeed.Good call.Edited for consistencyI didn't but the peer pressure made me do it.Me too.just wanted to get in on some of thisSpeaking from experience?That is absolutely possible if you're talking about a gay couple where one of them doesn't feel like having sex. Actually even then, mutual masturbation is pretty nasty.Just as long as you don't claim boys wank only due to peer pressure, we're good here.I have no problem getting inebriated, I just don't like alcohol so I stick with weed. On masturbation, I don't consider it like a daily habit and I don't really understand why somebody would want to do it that often if they're not going through puberty.Aren't you the guy that doesn't drink, too? What are you, a complete teetotaler or just a walking non-party, waiting to not-happen?well I'm serious, it's a waste of energy if your balls aren't even filled up.what's considered too much masturbation, like 3-4 times in a week?you have got to be jokingEdited for consistencyI didn't but the peer pressure made me do it.Me too.just wanted to get in on some of thisSpeaking from experience?That is absolutely possible if you're talking about a gay couple where one of them doesn't feel like having sex. Actually even then, mutual masturbation is pretty nasty.Just as long as you don't claim boys wank only due to peer pressure, we're good here.I have no problem getting inebriated, I just don't like alcohol so I stick with weed. On masturbation, I don't consider it like a daily habit and I don't really understand why somebody would want to do it that often if they're not going through puberty.Aren't you the guy that doesn't drink, too? What are you, a complete teetotaler or just a walking non-party, waiting to not-happen?well I'm serious, it's a waste of energy if your balls aren't even filled up.what's considered too much masturbation, like 3-4 times in a week?you have got to be jokingI just noticed how rape and date have the same vowels.So do "sane," "tame," and -most importantly- "lame."I just noticed how rape and date have the same vowels.So do "sane," "tame," and -most importantly- "lame."
Willco's Monument :bow2Like this morning!Fixed! No spaces! I might keep adding to the pyramid every once in a while.Yadda Yadda Yadda Yadda Yadda..........................The Pyramid of Willcohapteus.Neither do I.I see no reason not to continue thisBlah Blah Blah Blah.....Except Wilco hasn't been apart of this building process. Wilco quote this and then yourself 100 times or it will be lashes for you!It'll be ironic because the Jews used to have to build pyramids.When I die, this pyramid shall be my burial place. From it I shall haunt Wilco.Indeed.Good call.Edited for consistencyI didn't but the peer pressure made me do it.Me too.just wanted to get in on some of thisSpeaking from experience?That is absolutely possible if you're talking about a gay couple where one of them doesn't feel like having sex. Actually even then, mutual masturbation is pretty nasty.Just as long as you don't claim boys wank only due to peer pressure, we're good here.I have no problem getting inebriated, I just don't like alcohol so I stick with weed. On masturbation, I don't consider it like a daily habit and I don't really understand why somebody would want to do it that often if they're not going through puberty.Aren't you the guy that doesn't drink, too? What are you, a complete teetotaler or just a walking non-party, waiting to not-happen?well I'm serious, it's a waste of energy if your balls aren't even filled up.what's considered too much masturbation, like 3-4 times in a week?you have got to be jokingEdited for consistencyI didn't but the peer pressure made me do it.Me too.just wanted to get in on some of thisSpeaking from experience?That is absolutely possible if you're talking about a gay couple where one of them doesn't feel like having sex. Actually even then, mutual masturbation is pretty nasty.Just as long as you don't claim boys wank only due to peer pressure, we're good here.I have no problem getting inebriated, I just don't like alcohol so I stick with weed. On masturbation, I don't consider it like a daily habit and I don't really understand why somebody would want to do it that often if they're not going through puberty.Aren't you the guy that doesn't drink, too? What are you, a complete teetotaler or just a walking non-party, waiting to not-happen?well I'm serious, it's a waste of energy if your balls aren't even filled up.what's considered too much masturbation, like 3-4 times in a week?you have got to be jokingI just noticed how rape and date have the same vowels.So do "sane," "tame," and -most importantly- "lame."I just noticed how rape and date have the same vowels.So do "sane," "tame," and -most importantly- "lame."
So apparently credit card companies are allowed to charge you an overlimit fee if the interest charge puts you over the limit.Chase is on my good list right now. Saturday I deposited 350 dollars into an ATM and it never showed up in my account. I went to the bank and was given a number and they said there would be an investigation and blah blah. I was thinking fuck, it's going to take forever to get my money. I called the number, talked to some guy named Sean. Gave him the ATM number, sequence number and time and date. He said the money would be in my account this morning. Checked last night after midnight and sure enough I had money.
Interest has put me overlimit on at least one or two other occasions, and I was never charged for it. Somehow I thought that this couldn't happen. I suppose it makes sense that this could happen, but I guess I had always subconsciously filed this under the list of things that are way too stupid to actually be legal. But sure enough, it is legal until that Credit Card Users Bill of Rights comes into effect, and Chase is definitely trying to bleed out as much extra income as they can before that happens.
I spent a good 15 minutes on the phone trying to get the fee waived, all to no avail. Apparently there's nothing anyone can do. I'm usually quite good on the phone too. This is the first time I've been completely unable to get any kind of concession in a case like this. After it became clear that the call was going nowhere, I tore into the bitch for a good two minutes. I could definitely tell I had struck a nerve by the end. But even if I made the fucking cunt cry, it doesn't get that $39 back. Fuck, I'd shoot out both her kneecaps for $39.
Fuck companies that make money by declaring war on their own customer base. I'm paying that piece of shit off in full next month.spoiler (click to show/hide)If you're going to say something like "you should have known better, why don't you manage your finances better, blah blah" then fuck off. Seriously, fuck off.[close]
quit screwing it up with iconsWords that form to make a sentence.WillcoWillco's MonumentLike this morning!Fixed! No spaces! I might keep adding to the pyramid every once in a while.Yadda Yadda Yadda Yadda Yadda..........................The Pyramid of Willcohapteus.Neither do I.I see no reason not to continue thisBlah Blah Blah Blah.....Except Wilco hasn't been apart of this building process. Wilco quote this and then yourself 100 times or it will be lashes for you!It'll be ironic because the Jews used to have to build pyramids.When I die, this pyramid shall be my burial place. From it I shall haunt Wilco.Indeed.Good call.Edited for consistencyI didn't but the peer pressure made me do it.Me too.just wanted to get in on some of thisSpeaking from experience?That is absolutely possible if you're talking about a gay couple where one of them doesn't feel like having sex. Actually even then, mutual masturbation is pretty nasty.Just as long as you don't claim boys wank only due to peer pressure, we're good here.I have no problem getting inebriated, I just don't like alcohol so I stick with weed. On masturbation, I don't consider it like a daily habit and I don't really understand why somebody would want to do it that often if they're not going through puberty.Aren't you the guy that doesn't drink, too? What are you, a complete teetotaler or just a walking non-party, waiting to not-happen?well I'm serious, it's a waste of energy if your balls aren't even filled up.what's considered too much masturbation, like 3-4 times in a week?you have got to be jokingEdited for consistencyI didn't but the peer pressure made me do it.Me too.just wanted to get in on some of thisSpeaking from experience?That is absolutely possible if you're talking about a gay couple where one of them doesn't feel like having sex. Actually even then, mutual masturbation is pretty nasty.Just as long as you don't claim boys wank only due to peer pressure, we're good here.I have no problem getting inebriated, I just don't like alcohol so I stick with weed. On masturbation, I don't consider it like a daily habit and I don't really understand why somebody would want to do it that often if they're not going through puberty.Aren't you the guy that doesn't drink, too? What are you, a complete teetotaler or just a walking non-party, waiting to not-happen?well I'm serious, it's a waste of energy if your balls aren't even filled up.what's considered too much masturbation, like 3-4 times in a week?you have got to be jokingI just noticed how rape and date have the same vowels.So do "sane," "tame," and -most importantly- "lame."I just noticed how rape and date have the same vowels.So do "sane," "tame," and -most importantly- "lame."
Made an ass of myself in epistemology today. We were going around talking about ourselves and everyone was like "I'm a 7th year student hoping to graduate soon" "I'm a 5th year" "I'm a third year but I went to school in 2004 and then dropped out and came back in 2007" ect. and when it came to my I said "I'm a second year. Like an actual second year" and gave a bit of a laugh and when I looked up everyone one seemed to me glaring. :'( :'( :'(spoiler (click to show/hide)I need to learn how to take social embarrassment.[close]
Fuck em.
wtf the bore is the only site that will load for me. :'( :'( :'( :'(
and I made fun of someone when this happened to him a few days ago too. :'(
wtf the bore is the only site that will load for me. :'( :'( :'( :'(
and I made fun of someone when this happened to him a few days ago too. :'(
See if you can go to that site where you can download the comics.
back up. even eb went down after a bit. I could still torrent though, which is odd.
back up. even eb went down after a bit. I could still torrent though, which is odd.
I just found out I'm being ignored by four people :P
-32C fuck
I just found out I'm being ignored by four people :P
Understandably, but for what it's worth, I think you've been a much better poster since coming back from your hiatus. Then again, I haven't been reading the gaming side very often.
I had an odd hallucination last night around 5am. I woke up with my headphones on listening to music, in bed on my back. When I looked at the ceiling I saw multiple spiders or something slowly moving towards my face. I jumped out the bed and turned the lights on. For a second I saw spider webs, but after blinking my eyes they were gone. This is the second time it's happened this month. Thought I was gonna have a heart attack smh
Booked my 18 hour flight to SK today.
:rock
In Incheon for a year teaching. Because I honestly have nothing better to do.
She wanted to rip open your pants, get on her knees and suck your cock. You missed your chance man.
This board has become waaaayyyyy too heterosexual recently :maf
Here comes Jinfash to suck on a couple of members. Me first.
This board has become waaaayyyyy too heterosexual recently :maf
Here...
(http://i49.tinypic.com/o5ssnp.jpg)
Hope this helps.
Despite the content, this is an awesome painting. Where is it from?
Despite the content, this is an awesome painting. Where is it from?
From your mirror.
Despite the content, this is an awesome painting. Where is it from?
From your mirror.
You try so hard, man.
Despite the content, this is an awesome painting. Where is it from?
From your mirror.
You try so hard, man.
Saying 'you try too hard' as a rebuttal is a synonym to saying "I just got floored the fuck out but let me just pretend that your comment didn't even slightly bother me".
If only I had asked "How do you feel about Berkley's interpretation of Locke's notion of abstract ideas", I would have had a glazed dick right now. :'( :'( :'(
Father Mike, take this journey with me. Find some chick at school and talk to her once a week :bow
smh @ father mike ignoring me (again) :'(
btw Malek, do you have a facebook?
Kinda funny that Powerslave can throw mud but can't produce a picture of himself
Despite the content, this is an awesome painting. Where is it from?
From your mirror.
You try so hard, man.
Saying 'you try too hard' as a rebuttal is a synonym to saying "I just got floored the fuck out but let me just pretend that your comment didn't even slightly bother me".
I can't win either way, bro. If I start firing back at you, it's going to seem like you've 'won' by getting me to fight a flame war with you. If I shrug it off, I'm hiding my shame. How about this?
Powerslave, kindly fuck off.
Whatever. He's ignored.
smh @ father mike ignoring me (again) :'(
btw Malek, do you have a facebook?
Was playing Bayonetta and Street Fighter 4 at a mate's house.
Bayonetta: fucking awesome, never had so much fun with a cheeseburger before.
SF4: sucked, huge step back from SF3, the new fat guy is awesome though.
KANT I TAKE HUME OUT FOR A PLATO FISH ONTIHGT??
Was playing Bayonetta and Street Fighter 4 at a mate's house.
Bayonetta: fucking awesome, never had so much fun with a cheeseburger before.
SF4: sucked, huge step back from SF3, the new fat guy is awesome though.
Got a part time job again (15 hours) at the old computer chain where I used to work during Uni. They promise more hours too, maybe even full time.
This will give me some relief cash to continue looking for other work (and booze).
You should really consider getting into the spy and/or assassin business.
I managed to get the brazilian girl to send me a video of her ex-bf fucking her. woot woot!
I managed to get the brazilian girl to send me a video of her ex-bf fucking her. woot woot!
I dunno man. That is fucking cool. But. Arent you supposed to be banging her yourself?
She's in Brazil right now.
ass-rape means getting bent over and getting bent over means getting your ankles stretched. it sounded so much more logical in my head.
but it's more sneaky than you think.ass-rape means getting bent over and getting bent over means getting your ankles stretched. it sounded so much more logical in my head.Couldn't have just said it was an ass-raper?
I think your bending wrong during ass-rapes.If you're trying to touch your toes, then you'll stretch your ankles.
but it's more sneaky than you think.ass-rape means getting bent over and getting bent over means getting your ankles stretched. it sounded so much more logical in my head.Couldn't have just said it was an ass-raper?I think your bending wrong during ass-rapes.If you're trying to touch your toes, then you'll stretch your ankles.
I know. I'm really not fit to share this world with others.smh, no wonder your family thinks your are weird, at least paraphrase from something cool like Batman or Thor.spoiler (click to show/hide)that's a paraphrasing from one piece, lol[/spoiler[close]
Batman: TAS > one piece > anyother batman thing > thor.
one piece is great. Especially the latest episodes with Bon Clay, the transvestite ballerina. What a guy :limpwrist
Batman: TAS > one piece > anyother batman thing > thor.
one piece is great. Especially the latest episodes with Bon Clay, the transvestite ballerina. What a guy :limpwrist
Get the fuck outta here, arvie. I'm better than that cigarillo Batman.
Ya fuck those assholes who actually take the time to put up a torrent, and don't take the the time also to convert the video to my favorite format.
so much hostility GS. time to go to your happy place.
Batman: TAS > one piece > anyother batman thing > thor.
one piece is great. Especially the latest episodes with Bon Clay, the transvestite ballerina. What a guy :limpwrist
Get the fuck outta here, arvie. I'm better than that cigarillo Batman.
You're Thor?
Ya fuck those assholes who actually take the time to put up a torrent, and don't take the the time also to convert the video to my favorite format.so much hostility GS. time to go to your happy place.
My happy place picked up and left. :-\
There are 24 jobs listed in QA on gamesindustry.biz, in 2008 there were over a hundred :-\
God what I wouldnt do for a full time job, well at least I'll get some hours again selling computers.
Made an ass of myself in epistemology today. We were going around talking about ourselves and everyone was like "I'm a 7th year student hoping to graduate soon" "I'm a 5th year" "I'm a third year but I went to school in 2004 and then dropped out and came back in 2007" ect. and when it came to my I said "I'm a second year. Like an actual second year" and gave a bit of a laugh and when I looked up everyone one seemed to me glaring. :'( :'( :'(When you notice stuff like that, just go with it. Meet their eyes and if they're glaring, it's already too late to recover. Just pump your fist a yell "Whoooo hooo, SICK BURN!" or make that Home Alone face with your mouth wide open in mock panic.spoiler (click to show/hide)I need to learn how to take social embarrassment.[close]
If it makes you feel better, I'm harbouring a penis under my dress.Someone else's penis doesn't count.
Made an ass of myself in epistemology today. We were going around talking about ourselves and everyone was like "I'm a 7th year student hoping to graduate soon" "I'm a 5th year" "I'm a third year but I went to school in 2004 and then dropped out and came back in 2007" ect. and when it came to my I said "I'm a second year. Like an actual second year" and gave a bit of a laugh and when I looked up everyone one seemed to me glaring. :'( :'( :'(When you notice stuff like that, just go with it. Meet their eyes and if they're glaring, it's already too late to recover. Just pump your fist a yell "Whoooo hooo, SICK BURN!" or make that Home Alone face with your mouth wide open in mock panic.spoiler (click to show/hide)I need to learn how to take social embarrassment.[close]If it makes you feel better, I'm harbouring a penis under my dress.Someone else's penis doesn't count.
Made an ass of myself in epistemology today. We were going around talking about ourselves and everyone was like "I'm a 7th year student hoping to graduate soon" "I'm a 5th year" "I'm a third year but I went to school in 2004 and then dropped out and came back in 2007" ect. and when it came to my I said "I'm a second year. Like an actual second year" and gave a bit of a laugh and when I looked up everyone one seemed to me glaring. :'( :'( :'(When you notice stuff like that, just go with it. Meet their eyes and if they're glaring, it's already too late to recover. Just pump your fist a yell "Whoooo hooo, SICK BURN!" or make that Home Alone face with your mouth wide open in mock panic.spoiler (click to show/hide)I need to learn how to take social embarrassment.[close]
Check out this huge picture I found (56k no).
(http://imgsrc.hubblesite.org/hu/db/images/hs-2007-06-c-hires_jpg.jpg)
You know, you have to pay back those loans.
At the end of last term when I had to do a reading in Latin, my Latin prof said I had a singing voice. :tophat
Thanks for the cool space photos :-[
/internet fixed
This had me laughing so hard, I broke into a coughing fit, you bastard.Ya fuck those assholes who actually take the time to put up a torrent, and don't take the the time also to convert the video to my favorite format.so much hostility GS. time to go to your happy place.
My happy place picked up and left. :-\
Well then, go talk to your power animal. Oh wait.
Why dont you drop philosophy? Nothing good will come of it.
And I have compsci too, so i don't have to worry about nothing good coming of it like a pure philo or history major would.
Why dont you drop philosophy? Nothing good will come of it.
two disabled people rolled into the restroom. I can't remember the last time I saw a disabled person in there, so seeing two was mindblowing. They were talking to each other and joking on who should get to use the biggest disabled stall (there's a big stall and a smaller stall for the disabled).
:loltwo disabled people rolled into the restroom. I can't remember the last time I saw a disabled person in there, so seeing two was mindblowing. They were talking to each other and joking on who should get to use the biggest disabled stall (there's a big stall and a smaller stall for the disabled).
Then they realized that neither of them could use the big stall because some dude was in there playing with his Nintendo DS.
Here's a little tale about my neighbor.
I don't really know the people who live across the street from my house, even though they've been there for almost as long as we have (at least 17 years). I haven't even seen the father of that household in like a decade. The guy is older and started a family up after he retired, and now he's really getting up his years. Before there'd be an ambulance at their house every now and then, but that seems to have quieted down over the last year or so and everyone assumed the guy got healthier. Nobody really knows since he's become a recluse and never goes outside.
A couple of days ago, we found out that this guy's family had just up and left one evening, leaving him there. Nobody had any idea. He called my father asking for some help with the oxygen tank he's hooked up to, which is the only reason why anyone knows anything now. My father said that the inside of the house looked like it had been ransacked and that the guy was sitting on a couch covered with crap and there was feces and piss on the floor. The neighbor claimed that his back was so bad that he couldn't even get up to go to the bathroom and gave this sob story about his family abandoning him.
My parents then managed to track down his wife and get her side of the story. Turns out that this family didn't run away from home; they left out of fear-- the guy had threatened to beat the shit out of them if they stayed, and even the hospital where he previously stayed at warned his family to leave him alone. This guy is all kinds of fucked up due to various mental illnesses. He is psychotic and has been kicked out of multiple hospitals, banned by the staff from even entering because of constant mental and physical abuse. Even though he is hooked up to an oxygen tank and claims to have a bad back, he apparently can get around just fine and was abusing his family members, screaming at them and occasionally striking them. The guy basically cannot stand to not have attention and wants literally everything done for him. His family has been putting up with this for years, but they've reached a breaking point. The doctors and nurses couldn't take dealing with him for very long at all. They are now looking into having him committed at a specialized hospital that will give him the medical care he needs -whether he wants it or not- and keep him from doing harm to anyone else.
Right now though, he is sitting at home. It's five in the morning, and all the lights in his house have been on all night. All the doors to his home are unlocked. He seems to be getting food and medicine from some taxi service and also from one of his kids who stops by at night to drop off stuff for him, then bolts. The neighbor has been calling most of the neighborhood with his sob story, trying to get people to go out and bring him food and medicine, even though he is perfectly capable of doing everything himself (according to his wife). It's so fucked up.
Applied for 4 jobs today :rock
How many languages do you speak, Kosma?
Fat dude was sitting next to me. My food now smells like BOYou gotta clean his ball sweat from your upper lip :drool
what sort of jobs?
-Linguistics tester in Ireland (plus they have 2 other openings there for dutch speakers and a mate of mine works there already so hes putting in a good word)
-Customer support in Gibraltar
-Administration work in Holland through another friend
Sounds boring. Not as cool and fun as being a police officer :smug
[youtube=560,345]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWtvy0LpJwk[/youtube]
:smug
Maybe I'll see if I can write some songs before then.
I'll write a song for you. I shall call it The Rabbit Stew Blues.
I got hit with some 24 hour sickness bullshit. Anything I ate or drink came back up, and my asshole turned into a vagina with liquid shit.
The stomach problem seems to be gone now, my body is just hurt hurt and i'm freezing.
Raban come take care of me. I will let you play my videogames.
I got up to like 100 bananas.
I got hit with some 24 hour sickness bullshit. Anything I ate or drink came back up, and my asshole turned into a vagina with liquid shit.
The stomach problem seems to be gone now, my body is just hurt hurt and i'm freezing.
Raban come take care of me. I will let you play my videogames.
Kosma, take the Ireland job if you can get it. Irish redheads :droolGoogle image search has confirmed this!
we used Scratch just for today, moving on to C next Monday.
I don't think I want to program games anymore, are applications any easier? :-\
we used Scratch just for today, moving on to C next Monday.
I don't think I want to program games anymore, are applications any easier? :-\
:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
To be fair you won't be making a game that requires that kind of stuff for at least 2 years. And if you ever work on a game at that level you won't be doing everything.
Just remember that first year will be all functions, recursion, pointers, and data structures. It probably won't be indicative of what game development will actually be like, if that's what you want to do.
I don't get where the Polish blonde stereotype has come from, because I know a lot of Polish girls, met many too and they're always dark haired. One thing I have noticed is that a lot of them are bottle blondes with really obvious roots.
Cork is a beautiful city! You should definitely go there. Really nice in the summer.
(http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;attach=87;type=avatar)asshole turned into a vagina
:drool
i'm going to skip class tomorrow. i feel so bad right now.As did I--and I haven't been to class in three weeks. :rofl
i promised myself that i was going to be a good student this semester :'(
i'm going to skip class tomorrow. i feel so bad right now.As did I--and I haven't been to class in three weeks. :rofl
i promised myself that i was going to be a good student this semester :'(
Why would they care if they're getting your money and you're passing?
How do you skip three weeks?
The vision in my left eye is getting pretty bad. It all started about a year ago. I was in a bar, and I had a cigarette, but no lighter. So I asked a female friend of mine for a light. She proceeded to light me up, but had forgotten that she had set up her lighter to shoot out a massive flame like one of those ridiculous crack torches. The burst of flame hit me directly in the left eye. I noticed that my vision was blurrier the next day. Now it's gotten a lot worse. If I close my right eye and try to read the computer screen from a distance of about two feet away, I can barely read the words. It looks like ink that someone smudged pretty badly.
Thinking of getting some laser surgery done while I'm over in Korea since it's a lot cheaper here. I used to have 20/20 vision. This sucks.
smoking cock is alrightThe vision in my left eye is getting pretty bad. It all started about a year ago. I was in a bar, and I had a cigarette, but no lighter. So I asked a female friend of mine for a light. She proceeded to light me up, but had forgotten that she had set up her lighter to shoot out a massive flame like one of those ridiculous crack torches. The burst of flame hit me directly in the left eye. I noticed that my vision was blurrier the next day. Now it's gotten a lot worse. If I close my right eye and try to read the computer screen from a distance of about two feet away, I can barely read the words. It looks like ink that someone smudged pretty badly.
Thinking of getting some laser surgery done while I'm over in Korea since it's a lot cheaper here. I used to have 20/20 vision. This sucks.
more evidence that smoking is bad
Some admin decided to abuse his powers and make it impossible for me to change anything in my profile. I won't name names, but his initials are Will F. Or W. Federman. No one will care about that though, because everyone is butt buddies with W.F., but no one will even give G.S. the courtesy of a reach-around. :-\
3 1/2 weeks to go.
so tired. should have been studying, decided to binge on Titan Quest instead. smh :-\
i'm going to bed. Only having one of my headphone's earbuds working is a drive killer. I got through a couple episodes of Lost, but I can't will myself to watch 24 in this condition. I'll hopefully get some new ones tomorrow.
3 1/2 weeks to go.
Until their bodies are discovered?
(http://i50.tinypic.com/2isxkew.jpg)
Hell YUS, I know what I'm getting
(http://i50.tinypic.com/2isxkew.jpg)
Hell YUS, I know what I'm getting
What the hell, how can anyone eat 50 chicken nuggets?! I can only eat like 9, 50 is insane.
No wonder America has an obesity epidemic...
What the hell, how can anyone eat 50 chicken nuggets?! I can only eat like 9, 50 is insane.
No wonder America has an obesity epidemic...
it's meant for parties
I missed the bit where it said it was for parties, I was misled by BT's post!
If I'm hungry I can go through like 6 nuggets and a mcrib and small fries! :D
If I'm hungry I can go through like 6 nuggets and a mcrib and small fries! :D
If I'm hungry I can go through like 6 nuggets and a mcrib and small fries! :D
If I'm hungry I can go through like 6 nuggets and a mcrib and small fries! :D
:lol :uguu
So what was the whole deal about?
Does this mean you'll have to do another year of law school? :'(
So that's all he wanted to talk to you about? a lecture about the importance of attendance?Lecture? I don't attend those. :smug
So pretty much this has worked out to your benefit, lolall according to keikaku
your avatar is freaking me out way more than the guests
Yeah I always pull out my phone when alone, it feels like people are staring at you otherwise, awkward.
edit: Plus loser guys seem to think just because you're waiting for your friends to return from the bathroom, that its the perfect opportunity for them to attempt a distinguished mentally-challenged conversation/leer.
When would be a good time to stare like a pervert then?
Yeah I always pull out my phone when alone, it feels like people are staring at you otherwise, awkward.
edit: Plus loser guys seem to think just because you're waiting for your friends to return from the bathroom, that its the perfect opportunity for them to attempt a distinguished mentally-challenged conversation/leer.
HEY, I UMMMM, I, you..., I COULDN'T HELP BUT NOTICE THAT, UMMMMM, YOU LOOK ALONE AND VULNERABLE, WITH YOUR FRIENDS AND UMMMMM MY NAME IS ARVIE, AND UMMMM WHATNOT IN THE LAVATORY. WHAT ARE YOUR FEELINGS ON CRAVATS? :scaredoutofmymind
Oh no, not a divulge of more gaffers :yuck
When would be a good time to stare like a pervert then?
Never?
What was that stupid reality show where some guy gave a bunch of dating advice to total losers? We should basically produce that, with Green Shinobi as the guy giving advice and it could star Arvie, Malek and Phoenix Dark.
Not to stare like a pervert or pull a cheesy chat up routine. Which is sadly the majority.It's the price girls pay for being hot. Sorry. It's your curse, unfortunately.
Not to stare like a pervert or pull a cheesy chat up routine. Which is sadly the majority.It's the price girls pay for being hot. Sorry. It's your curse, unfortunately.
I'm pretty sure I wouldn't have the woman I have now if I didn't take a shot in the dark. Losers have nothing to lose.
Once you're over 30 you can't look at hot chicks? :lol
I believe that was a plot point in Community.
I hate everything.
Girl B doesn't want to come over.
FAIL
I just broke up with my girlfriend, bar none one of the worst nights of my life.
You broke up, or she? Either way if there were good reasons you'll feel better single then being in a relationship thats not working.
:lol
Girl A knows about your warts and girl B is the young one right? In which case A should become Acknowledger girl, and B, baby girl.
Yes!
Warts are almost completely gone now btw, so Im feeling lucky :drool
@Boogie: She did in the end :)I broke up, and it wasn't working but I'm not sure if this was the right decision. No turning back now, I suppose. Everyone has gone home for break so it's pretty much me + three other people, 2 of which are going to Hong Kong on Wednesday. Basically I'm just going to be sitting around doing nothing until the 18th. Fuck.
If it wasnt working out its prob the right decision. Just try to distract yourself now somehow.
I gave blood earlier today at the Red Cross. Went pretty damn fast, probably because I scheduled the last slot. After I was done I was escorted to the kitchen area to eat/drink/sit down, so I got some pretzels and juice. My dad called and asked me to ask a nurse whether someone taking aspirin and cholesterol medication could give blood; so I said sure and hung up. Couple minutes later I saw a nurse across the room so I raised my hand. She looked at me, then looked behind me and started running. I turned slightly to my left and noticed the lady who was sitting next to me had passed out. A few nurses picked her up and took her to a back room.
Couple minutes later the nurse I waved to came up to me and said "thanks for alerting us, she's doing fine." :lol
If you're going to use letters, you should use the letters H, P, and V. :smug
I started working on the Freebird solo. Learned probably the first minute of it, although there are some passages that I can't do at full-speed yet. I don't think the whole solo is like this, but the first part uses nothing but the G pentatonic scale with an occasional blues note at the 15th fret. It's pretty amazing how Allen Collins was able to get so much use out of a single scale pattern. My solos always end up sounding boring after 30 seconds or so. I think the best way to improve that is to start stealing phrases wholesale from better guitarists.
How come boogers can smell bad once they are out of your nose but in your nose smell fine?
How come boogers can smell bad once they are out of your nose but in your nose smell fine?
Man my logic class rocks hard. Just did formal deductive proofs of deductions using only the simplest rules.
How come boogers can smell bad once they are out of your nose but in your nose smell fine?
Your boogers smell bad?
So I have spent the last 3 days arguing over Sonic on NeoGAF, browsing Amazon.com for shits and giggles and watching anything on TV.
I really need a woman :(
Man my logic class rocks hard. Just did formal deductive proofs of deductions using only the simplest rules.
Truth tables and Venn Diagrams?
I started learning smells like teen spiritVerse riff is brutal. :'(
goddamn this song is so hard! too complex
Blacked out right as I got to the party yesterday. Apparently danced with girl I really like but made out with a different girl. Got walked home by gay friend, texted girl I made out with to come over, she came over, but I was already passed out in my bed.
My family once had a cocker spaniel that would submissively urinate if it sensed you were angry at it. No fun. We could never let it into the living room where the floor was carpeted.
Do you have to speak Japanese to get poon in Tokyo, or do a lot of the girls speak English?
ch1nchilla on the loose, this should be good!
get out there and explore the city, young man. the place is dripping with hot young ladies dying to speak to a blue-eyed honky. exploitexploitexploit
I bought a book to help me study for CompTIA A+ certification. Here's to hoping that I can get a few certs and land a shitty entry-level job by the end of the year.
Are there any Bore members that work in IT who could provide some tips and insight?
I just purchased frames for eye glasses. Goodbye cool persona, hello nerdom. :-\Can't wear contacts?
The test changes every so often, but its basically 2 parts, a question and answer type part, and a part where you take what you know to resolve issues. (this was all on the test pc lab style when I took it)Yeah, I'm planning on doing Net+ and Sec+ after.
Once you pass, you renew (take a test that covers changes) every 3 years.
I also recommend the Network+ for an entry level job.
Is there anyway to delete a message that's already been sent on facebook?
Is there anyway to delete a message that's already been sent on facebook?(http://i46.tinypic.com/rjk175.gif)
:lolIs there anyway to delete a message that's already been sent on facebook?(http://i46.tinypic.com/rjk175.gif)
Well, since I'm driving all the time now, glasses were pretty much mandatory in case of an emergency. And I'm down to just a box of contacts. So I went to inquire about refilling my contacts - which are expensive as is - and was told my prescription for contacts had expired.The whole prescription thing is such a bullshit scam.
Without insurance, the cost for the eye exam, new contacts and glasses would be pretty steep. Since my prescription for glasses was good, I opted to just buy frames and a pair of lenses instead, and then I'll just do the eye exam later when I have more cash come in. It might mean I have to live without contacts for a month or two, but oh well.
I have not had worn glasses for over thirteen years. My vision deteriorated when I hit puberty, so my mother bought me the ugliest pair of spectacles money could buy (they were hugely expensive). After two days of mockery from peers, I conveniently lost them - never to be found again. My punishment for losing such a costly pair of glasses was that I would not get another pair, which was fine by me.
I spent a good while trying to rehabilitate my image after that spectacle, and save for maybe two people, nobody knows me now that has ever seen me wear eyeglasses. Truly the end of an era.
I just purchased frames for eye glasses. Goodbye cool persona, hello nerdom. :-\Can't wear contacts?The test changes every so often, but its basically 2 parts, a question and answer type part, and a part where you take what you know to resolve issues. (this was all on the test pc lab style when I took it)Yeah, I'm planning on doing Net+ and Sec+ after.
Once you pass, you renew (take a test that covers changes) every 3 years.
I also recommend the Network+ for an entry level job.
About how long did it take you to study before you were confident that you could pass?
:lol who was watching to check if he had a boner?
oh man that deal with it gif is gonna cause so much forced hilarity on this forum. DEAL WITH IT
What if the dude is just into rape fantasies?
What I did is something that I will never talk about.
And no, I didn't send Duran Duran lyrics to a girl, I'm pretty sure most people I know around my age don't even know who Duran Duran are.
oh man that deal with it gif is gonna cause so much forced hilarity on this forum. DEAL WITH IT
What I did is something that I will never talk about.
And no, I didn't send Duran Duran lyrics to a girl, I'm pretty sure most people I know around my age don't even know who Duran Duran are.
No I don't, but if you sent it in the first place then it can't be that bad. If it was something that bad you wouldn't have sent it in the first place.
eletrikluv is obviously not familiar with the 2 AM Worm.
eletrikluv is obviously not familiar with the 2 AM Worm.
I still remember when an early version of that hit my computer and posted "OMG LIZ THE HOTTEST GIRL AT [insert college]" on some chick's Facebook wall. It's really a nasty worm.
Not as good as He Went To Jared.
Not sure, why, what happened?
:lolNot sure, why, what happened?
I can't talk about it, sorry.
No. But at least she isn't dating another law student, like Flannel Girl is.
:-\
So one of my best friends just got engaged, I'm kind of in a bad mood.
So one of my best friends just got engaged, I'm kind of in a bad mood.
Bombed my linear algebra midterm big time. It sucks because I got a 100% on the practice exam, and then he didn't put any of those types of questions on the real test. I couldn't even start a question worth 20%. :(
I was reading a GAF thread recently, and I got indescribably angry at a few of the posters in that thread. What happened was there was a discussion about some kind of contract that people believed was unjust. There was the usual counterargument of "It's a contract, you're free to enter into it or not, how can it be unjust?" And someone replied with "In the military you enter a contract that states that if you reveal yourself as gay, they can kick you out. Does the fact that you agree to it make it right?" At which point some idiot replied with "Lolz at you, comparing ________ to being gay in the military."
I found myself with a very strong desire to backhand the guy who made that last comment. Posting anything along the line of "omg, you're comparing x to y, wtf" is one of the most intellectually lazy things a person can do in a debate. By doing so, you're refusing to see that the other person is not, in fact, comparing all aspects of something with all aspects of something else. Rather, that person is comparing one aspect of something to one aspect of something else and using that to make a point. In this case, whatever the unjust contract was (I honestly can't remember) was not as major an issue as the rights of gay people in the military. However, the GAF poster was using Don't Ask Don't Tell to show how a voluntary contract can still be unjust, and it just baffled me that people are unable to understand something so simple.
Powerslave, is it your goal to actually become the forum equivalent of Eric Cartman?
He's still trying to take everyone's mind off of the Armenian Genocide.
I watched a woman die last night and a five year old seize for an hour today. I work in an ER. All I could think about was, "Did I put that yogurt in the fridge?" Does that make me a bad person?
I started reading GS's post and thought, "lol he is just bringing this up because he compared Avatar to Shakespeare," and I read a little farther and holy shit he was actually bringing that up again and redefending his Avatar argument!
smh
I watched a woman die last night and a five year old seize for an hour today. I work in an ER. All I could think about was, "Did I put that yogurt in the fridge?" Does that make me a bad person?
I started reading GS's post and thought, "lol he is just bringing this up because he compared Avatar to Shakespeare," and I read a little farther and holy shit he was actually bringing that up again and redefending his Avatar argument!
smh
So I cracked open an egg today. Two yolks. Huh. So I didn't think nothing of it until 5 seconds later when I cracked open the second egg and IT HAPPENED AGAIN.
:o
So what are your advice for a guy who can pull off any scale or power chord riff but somehow doesn't improve when it comes to other chords in any way.
I can pull off a solo like nobody's business, but simple chord progression and playing always stumps me.
Even though she had sex with me that night, she didn't before she wouldn't shut up about some other guy who was such an amazing guitarist.
I gave up when I played for the first time for my girlfriend when we had just started dating. Even though she had sex with me that night, she didn't before she wouldn't shut up about some other guy who was such an amazing guitarist. That was enough for me. Now I stick to the things I'm good at.
I was sitting in class focusing on sleeping and day-dreaming when a guy wakes me up and tells me how there's an earthquake. I freeze, then as "um..uh no there isn't" and he's saying that yes, he can feel it. I tell him to check his phone and he's like "oh right". friggin' fobs.
sign-in sheets.
I am sitting at my apartment with people who will. not. fucking. leave. And they just invited over one of my least favorite people. I'm going to ignore them and play Street Fighter IV.
I am sitting at my apartment with people who will. not. fucking. leave. And they just invited over one of my least favorite people. I'm going to ignore them and play Street Fighter IV.
Smart move.
Calico Skies :heart
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Supposedly Harrison was the one who got all the tail.
You already have a new lady friend? FUUUUUUUUUUU that was fast.
I have hallucinations multiple times a week now. I woke up this morning hearing someone knocking on my door. It was my roommate, who asked if I could drive him to the store to get something later today. I said yes and went to bed. Four hours later I'm up and can't remember whether this really happened or was some dream. We went shopping yesterday so it's kinda odd he'd ask to go again.
I texted her later that night that I wanted to cuddle.
Very PG13:-\ I feel like a dick, I'm actually really concerned about my ex. Especially after she finds out about this.
Im hoping this is just a fuckbuddy.
Every time I shake my head in real life I actually say smh in my mind and in english! the fucking internet rots your brain much faster than video games could ever dream of.
freestyle
I just got out of a 5hr resident's association meeting. On a Sunday. I got picked for the board this year and it has been one of the most tedious experiences of my life. In the 5 person meeting today, I neither spoke or was spoken to once beyond "hellos". Only my iPhone kept me sane. Thankfully, the next meeting (in 2 weeks' time) is the last one ever for me - a new board will be picked and I can hand that shit off to someone else.
On the plus side, we're negotiating a new ISP provider contract that will give us a 1Gps (yes, GIGABIT) backbone for our 27-household apartment block. for USD$9/month. :rock
Kranz, just take a two to three month break at the beginning of each semester like me. :smug
Considering the legal profession is in the shitter, if you don't have a passion for law, I wouldn't even bother. That way you can work a crap retail job without the $100,000 student loan debt.
I don't know--should he cry while masturbating like you?
Considering the legal profession is in the shitter, if you don't have a passion for law, I wouldn't even bother. That way you can work a crap retail job without the $100,000 student loan debt.
for me, it also means moving out of the city, pretty much exiting my social life completely and really being back at square 1 from before I even started undergrad...some serious "tail between my legs" shit.
I'm thinking about posting more Ice Cube rip offs.
What do you guys think?
Considering the legal profession is in the shitter, if you don't have a passion for law, I wouldn't even bother. That way you can work a crap retail job without the $100,000 student loan debt.
for me, it also means moving out of the city, pretty much exiting my social life completely and really being back at square 1 from before I even started undergrad...some serious "tail between my legs" shit.
I don't know. Coming from a person who owes a shitload in student loans, not having a bunch of them means a lot. I'd risk the tail between the legs strategy if it meant having much greater financial flexibility in the future, instead of wondering how to make $1000 a month payments with a $35,000 a year job. It's pessimistic and assumes you'd fail but given that the legal profession has taken an especially harsh beating, the industry will remain in poor shape for a while I imagine. In that instance, I'd have to have a big passion for law to keep going.
Physiologically, sleep paralysis is closely related to the paralysis that occurs as a natural part of REM (rapid eye movement) sleep, which is known as REM atonia. Sleep paralysis occurs when the brain awakes from a REM state, but the body paralysis persists. This leaves the person fully conscious, but unable to move. The paralysis can last from several seconds to several minutes "after which the individual may experience panic symptoms and the realization that the distorted perceptions were false".[5] As the correlation with REM sleep suggests, the paralysis is not entirely complete; use of EOG traces shows that eye movement can be instigated during such episodes.[6] When there is an absence of narcolepsy, sleep paralysis is referred to as isolated sleep paralysis (ISP).[7]
In addition, the paralysis state may be accompanied by terrifying hallucinations (hypnopompic or hypnagogic) and an acute sense of danger.[8] Sleep paralysis is particularly frightening to the individual because of the vividness of such hallucinations.[7] The hallucinatory element to sleep paralysis makes it even more likely that someone will interpret the experience as a dream, since completely fanciful, or dream-like, objects (often described as looking distinctly demonic by those who experience the paralysis)[citation needed] may appear in the room alongside one's normal vision. Some scientists have proposed this condition as an explanation for alien abductions and ghostly encounters.[9] A study by Susan Blackmore and Marcus Cox (the Blackmore-Cox study) of the University of the West of England supports the suggestion that reports of alien abductions are related to sleep paralysis rather than to temporal lobe lability.[10]
Considering the legal profession is in the shitter, if you don't have a passion for law, I wouldn't even bother. That way you can work a crap retail job without the $100,000 student loan debt.
for me, it also means moving out of the city, pretty much exiting my social life completely and really being back at square 1 from before I even started undergrad...some serious "tail between my legs" shit.
I don't know. Coming from a person who owes a shitload in student loans, not having a bunch of them means a lot. I'd risk the tail between the legs strategy if it meant having much greater financial flexibility in the future, instead of wondering how to make $1000 a month payments with a $35,000 a year job. It's pessimistic and assumes you'd fail but given that the legal profession has taken an especially harsh beating, the industry will remain in poor shape for a while I imagine. In that instance, I'd have to have a big passion for law to keep going.
I wouldn't actually have much debt coming out of school. And I have a small leg up in the job market. Part of my urge to quit is to get more independent, in hopes that I'll find what I actually want to do with myself, instead of what's expected of me (or what I've built up in my head, but without the passion to back it up, if that makes any sense.) I guess I know I'm in the wrong place because I can't go 5 minutes without thinking about how much I hate some aspect of law school. :lol I do enjoy class from time to time and some of the subject matter is great, but there's a huge disconnect between reality and the intellectual experience.
working up the nerve to admit all this to my family is really the big hurdle. that and moving to a cheaper place. moving is such a pain in the ass!
This is basically me. I can play more or less anything if I have tab handy but have a tin ear so have a terrible time playing the most basic songs without it. This is also why I barely play anymore.
New rule: All 20 million dollar action flicks must star DMX
Every V-Day I try to do something creative and low-budge for the wife (cause we is po'er than dirt, we is), and every time she beats me. I hung up signs all over the house with a little cartoon guy that I drew saying how much I love her. She got me a really sweet card that she had bought a long time ago. :maf
Every V-Day I try to do something creative and low-budge for the wife (cause we is po'er than dirt, we is), and every time she beats me. I hung up signs all over the house with a little cartoon guy that I drew saying how much I love her. She got me a really sweet card that she had bought a long time ago. :maf
Give her some of that dick, son.
So, I ran into that girl today and used the opportunity to ask her out, but she doesn't like me that way. So whatever.
How did you do it?
Well, we talked for a couple of minutes about general shit and she had asked me what I did yesterday, I lied and told her I helped my sister do her Science project and black history report. She told me that she wanted to go see that Valentine's Day flick but couldn't get anyone to go with her.
At this point in the conversation my sister took the opportunity to remind me that I had someone to take her and that I was running late; so I told her that for the later half of the week I didn't have much going on and if she wanted, I could take her to go see the Valentine's Day movie. She told me I was very sweet for offering but she just doesn't like me like that.
So yeah, I don't understand what I did wrong but I will wallow in self-pity regardless.
You should have told her you dont like her like that either and you just wanted to go see a movie. Also frown while doing this.
Drama too. so many of them love drama. If you look like you're a rock that they can rely on to make them feel better and never hurt them or cause them pain, then you probably won't get anywhere. bitches love drama. Of course, this is not indicative of every woman. But probably the majority especially in the early 20's age range. It doesn't matter. You should fucking avoid them. You don't want a relationship with them. No no no. So all the advice you see on GAF and on here about being cocky and funny and being somewhat an asshole and playing mindgames. Ignore that shit. Ignore it, ignore it, ignore it, ignore it. You don't want a woman like that. It's easier being alone than being in a bad relationship. Play it honestly and as yourself and find a woman who likes you for that*
*As long as you're not one of these creepy anti social weirdos who just says all the wrong things and doesn't clean himself. In that case, fix yourself and then be yourself.
it's backwards! I know! The girls that say they're not looking for games and want to be serious are the ones who want you to play games and not be serious*!
it's backwards! I know! The girls that say they're not looking for games and want to be serious are the ones who want you to play games and not be serious*!
Rules of thumb: When a guy says he's not into "playing games" with women he is at that very moment playing games.
Yup. The guy who "doesn't play games" is usually playing the sensitive passive agressive weirdo who reads her emails.it's backwards! I know! The girls that say they're not looking for games and want to be serious are the ones who want you to play games and not be serious*!
Rules of thumb: When a guy says he's not into "playing games" with women he is at that very moment playing games.
Girls who say, without prompting, that they hate drama instigate a shitload of drama.
"I don't like playing games" can also sound like "I'm really insecure and want you to tell me you like me" which is a turn off, especially if you just met.Yeah. It reminds of the type of people who have to list out their accomplishments and qualities on the first date like it's a job interview. I hate those people "PLEASE PICK ME I'M DEPENDABLE AND I WON'T HURT YOU BECAUSE I CAN'T RISK LOSING YOU"
I think "I don't like to give head" is usually honest, though "I love to give head" generally translates as "I'm somewhat desperate".
I think "I don't like to give head" is usually honest, though "I love to give head" generally translates as "I'm somewhat desperate".Early on? Yeah. After a relationship has started though? Not so much. I've met quite a few women who liked to give head at the beginning of a relationship to win you over and then when you're dating the line chart for headgiving nosedives. And I've met quite a few women who really like to hold it over you like it's a scooby snack.
I think "I don't like to give head" is usually honest, though "I love to give head" generally translates as "I'm somewhat desperate".
Yeah, that sounds like a used car salesman. "But what if I throw in the stereo upgrade for free?"
... Real advice: women are not strange, exotic animals - they're human beings. Just talk to them like a normal person. One size-fits-all Internet advice rarely works for someone with limited experience and little confidence. So don't listen to anyone here.
Sounds like you have a thing for emotionally manipulative women!I did for a while! It took a while to see a pattern!
Those stories are supposed to be funny but they're pretty sad in reality. At the end of the day, you have anonymous dudes laughing at your story online but you wake up to realize you're a 25 year old virgin and your only option is a love pillow and the latest harem anime.
Early on? Yeah. After a relationship has started though? Not so much. I've met quite a few women who liked to give head at the beginning of a relationship to win you over and then when you're dating the line chart for headgiving nosedives. And I've met quite a few women who really like to hold it over you like it's a scooby snack.
Very true. Most people are just so swept up with the relationship they can't differentiate between real affection and desperate over achieving.Early on? Yeah. After a relationship has started though? Not so much. I've met quite a few women who liked to give head at the beginning of a relationship to win you over and then when you're dating the line chart for headgiving nosedives. And I've met quite a few women who really like to hold it over you like it's a scooby snack.
Goes without saying.
Generally, if someone's really obviously changing their behavior to snag a partner, you can count on that person 1) dropping all the effort once the relationship's locked in, and 2) having enough underlying issues behind their original insecurity that there are gonna be further problems.
"She's treating me great right now because she isn't sure she's got my approval and affection yet" isn't a stable basis for romance, but in the honeymoon phase it's hard for a lot of people to see it like that.
just do it
Reading the last few posts made me realize: I'm totally fine being a virgin throughout my 20s. Fuck college-age women. Stupid bitches.
Reading the last few posts made me realize: I'm totally fine being a virgin throughout my 20s. Fuck college-age women. Stupid bitches.
Reading the last few posts made me realize: I'm totally fine being a virgin throughout my 20s. Fuck college-age women. Stupid bitches.
Then it'll be your 30s and you'll be ok with that
don't be this guywell only asian women don't age past puberty.
college women are and will always remain hot ;)
Mandark has obviously never heard of the D.E.N.N.I.S. system. Works every time. :smug
Learning how to spot manipulative and insecure people isn't easy in a relationship and it just takes a bit of experience and usually some heartache. And it's usually not something that can be taught.
Hell, a lot of the problems you're going to have in your first few relationships is really figuring out what you want. We can sit here and talk about these nutty insecure people all day, but everyone has their issues in relationships. The only difference is the length that some people will go to get what they want in a relationship. Some people are malicious and some aren't. Some people grow out of the bullshit and some don't.
It's a mine field! Have fun!
Also, what did he do to make them into neurotic messes? I need to take notes.
Jesus Christ.
Blacks are the most religious ethnicity in the US, true. But if you're a non-religious person in a religious area, of course you'll stick out, regardless of the race of the person and the area. So I disagree there.
wow he was a complete sociopath.Also, what did he do to make them into neurotic messes? I need to take notes.He'd go out and not come back for days (with no calls or communication). He made one girlfriend jealous of a co-worker, and then would tell his girlfriend he was staying late at work all the time just to make her neurotic about an affair (only to make her feel guilty once he proved that he was not having an affair). He usually promised to take care of something financially and then threaten to back out when it was most inopportune for the lady in question, because she didn't "express her feelings" enough. So on.
He was an emotionally manipulative person. It's why I don't hang out with this person anymore.
Blacks are the most religious ethnicity in the US, true. But if you're a non-religious person in a religious area, of course you'll stick out, regardless of the race of the person and the area. So I disagree there.
You don't feel there's a pressure to be religious in the black community?
I don't go to church unless I have to. That being said, I have bible class at my parents house almost every sunday. Mainly because I don't feel like starting a fight. It's odd because my parents are having trouble with my two youngest brothers, and they seem to think bible class is going to help. They just seem completely out of touch. But at the same time my brothers are complete assholes and rather ungrateful. I was an ass when I was younger, but I realized there were certain things I had to do to get by, whether it was doing my chores or not starting a fight over church. They won't even do those small things consistently, and everytime I go to my parents house I witness multiple arguments or petty verbal sniping that would have resulted in my death if I tried that shit 10 years ago. Truly pisses me off, especially considering my mom isn't healthy and them constantly teaming up on her is indefensible.
meh, we should take this to the log thread :violin
Blacks are the most religious ethnicity in the US, true. But if you're a non-religious person in a religious area, of course you'll stick out, regardless of the race of the person and the area. So I disagree there.
You don't feel there's a pressure to be religious in the black community?
Yes, but only among the religious segments of the community. If I told my grandparents I wasn't religious they'd not only be disappointed, but worry themselves crazy. Some of my parents friends have similar views on religion and would have a completely different opinion of me if I told them I wasn't religious; they'd certainly stop parading their daughters around me.
But that's just a subset of black people I know.
I could seriously go for 20 filet o' fish right now
or big macs :drool
or zingers :drool
or whoppers :drool
or mcnuggets :drool
or pizza :drool
or plain bread :drool
I don't go to church unless I have to. That being said, I have bible class at my parents house almost every sunday. Mainly because I don't feel like starting a fight. It's odd because my parents are having trouble with my two youngest brothers, and they seem to think bible class is going to help. They just seem completely out of touch. But at the same time my brothers are complete assholes and rather ungrateful. I was an ass when I was younger, but I realized there were certain things I had to do to get by, whether it was doing my chores or not starting a fight over church. They won't even do those small things consistently, and everytime I go to my parents house I witness multiple arguments or petty verbal sniping that would have resulted in my death if I tried that shit 10 years ago. Truly pisses me off, especially considering my mom isn't healthy and them constantly teaming up on her is indefensible.
meh, we should take this to the log thread :violin
Have your parents read the whole Bible? What's interesting about Bible Study is that they don't really seem to authentically study the Bible. It's more like they study certain Books.
I only go to church when my mothers asks me to. I don't do communion, I sing sometimes because I like the songs (even if they're beyond morbid, with an extreme emphasis on death which probably hails from slavery), and when they pray I either stand up and don't say a thing and look at everyone else, or I just remain seated.
I think my father is really open. He rarely goes to church these days but he's still a devout Christian. My late grandmother was a Buddhist. What's interesting about the black community is how religiously diverse it is. It's not just Christianity and Islam, it's those two, Buddhism, and even stuff like voodoo.
Reading the last few posts made me realize: I'm totally fine being a virgin throughout my 20s. Fuck college-age women. Stupid bitches.
Then it'll be your 30s and you'll be ok with that
I'm just being bitter.
I don't really care ever. It isn't about losing my virginity (although no one here is going to believe that), and I'm not anti-social, I don't hate women and I'm not really in control when it comes to who I ultimately fall in love with. But I'm not going to "play the game". I ain't the one for that kinda shit.
Writing off an entire state of women? :wag
I don't feel like playing Roissy but I just think that putting it off makes it exponentially harder for you as women get older, they expect men to have some kind of experience. Being an awkward 14 year old when you're 24 isn't really endearing, I suspect.
Writing off an entire state of women? :wag
I don't feel like playing Roissy but I just think that putting it off makes it exponentially harder for you as women get older, they expect men to have some kind of experience. Being an awkward 14 year old when you're 24 isn't really endearing, I suspect.
Yeah, see I can't really win here. No matter what I'm coming off as a bitter dick who should wise up and do something to get with more women.
When the reality is I really, REALLY, don't care.
If all relationships boil down to is how good the sex is, then I'm never having any of it. If I can't be in love with somebody who will have the patience to deal with my shortcomings like I will have for hers, then what the hell is the point?
I was bitter before, but this is real talk now. I don't hate women, they're wonderful and beautiful etc. etc. (can't continue without sounding like I'm putting the pussy on a pedestal), but I just haven't found one worth the chase.
Thanks for your concern, though, I've really lost all hope for myself. I'll probably just go gay.
I think Mupepe tried to tell us to find someone who will settle :lol:lol :lol :lol
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You can find someone willing to deal with your shortcomings. It's pretty easy when someone actually cares about you. But for most women you have to show that you're working on it. And not trying to assume anything, but the way your posts are coming off you make it sound like you're just going to wait around and not make the effort. That's what women (people in general) don't like. They mostly want to see you at least try for them.
Oh and great sex is a huge, huge, huge part of a relationship. Especially at the beginning. Great sex chemistry really needs to be there.
That's understandable. It does sound like you're genuinely not that interested at the moment. Being alone is a lot easier than trying to force something.
Get a hooker though. Then post about it. and post pictures. of you. rawr.
I heard you lose your non-replenishable chi through ejaculating anyway.
non-replenishable? that's gotta be bs. everyone loves to get off. god wouldn't do that.
Nothing wrong with not having sex or being with women. A lot of men do it. Monks, for example. They're pretty cool.
Homos have sex.
The girl I'm chatting up is even less experienced about this sort of thing than I am. Her uncle is sheriff, and most of my best friends are criminals haha.
I think you're confused.
The girl I'm chatting up is even less experienced about this sort of thing than I am. Her uncle is sheriff, and most of my best friends are criminals haha.
You're the bad boy!spoiler (click to show/hide)George Costanza: So I'm the bad boy. I've never been the bad boy before.
Jerry: Why not? You've been the bad employee, the bad son, the bad friend...
George Costanza: Yes, yes, yes...
Jerry: The bad fiancé, the bad dinner guest, the bad credit risk...
George Costanza: OK, the point is made.
Jerry: The bad date, the bad sport, the bad citizen...
[George leaves; Jerry observes George's bill]
Jerry: The bad tipper![close]
However I have to stress that the women here are not interesting to me in the least. I haven't met a girl worth the trouble in my entire life. If I'm going to step up my game, it isn't going to be here in California.
Raban you're a smart, cool guy who's into various things (cooking for instance). There's no doubt in my mind you wouldn't have problems talking to girls. Lose some weight and you'll become even more confident.
:bow
You don't ever think about how good it would feel to be inside them? You two are chilling platonically and she is laying on the couch with her feet and ass towards you and head laying on the other end. You look over and just see the ass crack in her pants and how it leads between those sweet little legs and you dream about slowly opening up those thighs and kissing your way to her sweet juices while she says "what are you doing?" but doesn't stop and she slowly starts to moan as you unbutton her pants and softly kiss her lower abdomen awaiting the sweet surprise inside.
You don't ever think about how good it would feel to be inside them? You two are chilling platonically and she is laying on the couch with her feet and ass towards you and head laying on the other end. You look over and just see the ass crack in her pants and how it leads between those sweet little legs and you dream about slowly opening up those thighs and kissing your way to her sweet juices while she says "what are you doing?" but doesn't stop and she slowly starts to moan as you unbutton her pants and softly kiss her lower abdomen awaiting the sweet surprise inside.
I wasn't convictedYou don't ever think about how good it would feel to be inside them? You two are chilling platonically and she is laying on the couch with her feet and ass towards you and head laying on the other end. You look over and just see the ass crack in her pants and how it leads between those sweet little legs and you dream about slowly opening up those thighs and kissing your way to her sweet juices while she says "what are you doing?" but doesn't stop and she slowly starts to moan as you unbutton her pants and softly kiss her lower abdomen awaiting the sweet surprise inside.
Pretty sure I heard this on NBC How to catch a Predator. This is disgusting.
Raban you sound like you want a serious relationship from the get go and talk about dates and shit. Why not just get laid first? Just get your dick wet. It doesnt have to be true love you know :-*
Homo.
I knew that too. Come to me, my pincushion. I have videogames.
I think you did. No suprise you're not interested in girls dude.
Whats wrong with getting laid Will? You aint gonna tell me you were in love with every girl you had sex with right?
Isn't the lack of understanding a part of the adventure?yes.
I think Raban is fucking with us, but I'm glad that we can talk these things out here. This truly is the best thread on the Bore!
I think Raban is fucking with us, but I'm glad that we can talk these things out here. This truly is the best thread on the Bore!
You can just ask for a girl to buttfuck you with a strap on, or stick a finger in your ass while fucking.
He might not get it up looking at dudes because he keeps thinking "this is wrong. i'm not gay. i'm not. i'm not"
It might have to be right there to know if he'll actually go through with it.
Raban is young and confused. Go to college and join a frat. Eventually there will be some m4m action as well as some sorostitutes. You can figure where you stand after the first semester after you've sampled both.
You should move to a place like Brighton.
Somehow I've never taken a girl's virginity. In all likelihood, I will do so soon. What do we think about the experience, 'bore?
It is but its the most gay friendly bi curious place I have ever been too.
Somehow I've never taken a girl's virginity. In all likelihood, I will do so soon. What do we think about the experience, 'bore?
What about if you are dating a virgin while YOU are a virgin?
Girls first time shouldnt be with someone who justs wants to "experience" it. But the way you talked about her so far suggests youre serious with your intentions which is good.
Yeah, believe me, I would prefer it if she weren't a virgin, but she is, so that's that. I just feel like there's a lot of responsibility on my end 'cause her first time will definitely color her perspective on sex. I don't want it to be incredibly emotional. I want it to be really fun, and I want it to communicate to her that sex should be, above all, fun. Fun and spontaneous and free.
To whom? If they're both virgins they have nothing to base it on. Now if it was being filmed or witnessed, that sounds hot.
Man I wish Malek would come back, this thread needs to be cleansed of real sex talk.
wait, he actually left ???
To maximise the 'fun and free' factor and minimise the deep emotional trauma I'd limit sexual intercourse to like 5% of the total time of the encounter. Doing other stuff that's more fun and involves little to no stress might leave her with a better impression.
She probably will be emotional though. No way around that one.
Malek probably attended a class or something
Malek probably attended a class or something
And died of a panic attack?
He probably just did what all annihilatees do more or less: typed up a lengthy response on how he wasn't annihilated; thought better of posting it; swore at himself for caring so much in the first place; resolved himself using the mantra "T234's so immature"; swore at himself again for caring; realized that the sum total of his time here amounted to revealing just enough of his personality to get annihilated by a Kentuckian; alternately cried and beat off into one of Flannel Girl's stolen flannel shirts.
Whore
Etymology: Middle English hore, from Old English hōre; akin to Old Norse hōra whore, hōrr adulterer, Latin carus dear; akin to Old Irish carae friend, Sanskrit kāma love
Sexting is weird but hot at the same time but how do people get used to doing this regularly?
Sexting is weird but hot at the same time but how do people get used to doing this regularly?
Because it's awesome.
What about if you are dating a virgin while YOU are a virgin?
Sexting is weird but hot at the same time but how do people get used to doing this regularly?
Because it's awesome.
Prove it to me...big boy :-*
Well then you can watch Leon over and over and over and over and over and over and over...............
Well then you can watch Leon over and over and over and over and over and over and over...............
He already has a version of Leon that he edited himself; that all Portman edition. It's much shorter than the original. Point being it more like he can watch Leon over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over...
My "berry" flavour chapstick makes coke-zero taste 100X better.
I need a copy of that. Preteen Natalie... :droolspoiler (click to show/hide):cop :ninja :cop[close]
Giving up women for lent.I thought you're only allowed to choose to give up a vice that you actually have?
well, if you like going to church, you could also give up that for lent.Well, I don't play by the rules.Giving up women for lent.I thought you're only allowed to choose to give up a vice that you actually have?
Malek probably attended a class or something
I wish I had the willpower to do something that constructive after getting annihilated.
I could probably be well on my way to a doctorate by now.
Don't fuck up my self-deprecation with your snide interjections, Arvid.
I was just thinking: what if we gave all junkies cash incentives to be sterilized? Benefits the junkies as they'd be able to supply their addiction for awhile, and it would benefit society, as there would be no more crack babies. Thoughts?
I watched from the beginning, but then got off the train for whatever reason (mostly because I missed a few episodes). I'm so glad I got caught up before the final season, though. Not many shows --if any -- have ended so perfectly.
The best thing about vodka is that it really doesn't give you the kind of hangover that some other liquors do. At least it doesn't give me one.
Why are you always flying back and forth to America from Japan? Weren't you just in the US a month ago?
REAL TALK:
IF YOU ARE GOING TO BREAK INTO MY OFFICE AND TAKE MY CAT-5 CABLE WITHOUT ASKING AT LEAST HAVE THE DECENCY TO TELL ME THAT YOU ARE TAKING IT OR AT LEAST BRING IT BACK.
I now have some stupid fucking 35 ft cable to make that I can't leave without making, and I can't fucking make it because some numbnut dumbshit took BOTH of the two spools of CAT-5 cable that I have. GODDAMNIT IS THERE NO JUSTICE.
That will take you all of 5 minutes as soon as you find the spool. Quit crying.
congrats!
but... co worker?? you sure about this???
yeah I know I know, like I said Ive been thinking about for half a year, and I think Ive made up my mind and really want a relationship with her. Our jobs dont overlap at all so I never deal with her for anything work related, and I might bump into her once every few days so yeah. I think were both straight up sensible adults so I cant see anything really bad happening. She may just say no, no biggieWomen can turn straight up nuts due to a relationship though. And you may not see her often, but i'm sure you two interact with a lot of the same people or people you interact with interact with people she interacts with. And women love to talk. But as long as you know the risks.
I was just told to let HR know, but that if it ever came down to a decision to get rid of me or not, being in an office relationship would only hurt me there. They said it's always a negative when a company sees it and needs to make a decision based off of it.congrats!
but... co worker?? you sure about this???
I've always been told that its usually a really bad idea to date a co-worker because if things go south it messes up the workplace too.
I know my company has a strict (and is enforced actually) no office-romance policy.
Kentucky school system. :(
My mistake. You said there were no more spools on your campus and I assumed you worked at a university.
Brittany lobster tail, aubergine and crab millefeuille, bouillabaisse sauce and Périgord truffle 55€
people aren't posting itt because it's your thread dummy
I found a sweet ass N64 bundle on CL for $20 - 18 games. Dude better give me the sale... I'm sure I'm not the only one
I found a sweet ass N64 bundle on CL for $20 - 18 games. Dude better give me the sale... I'm sure I'm not the only one
What are the 18 games?
-Zelda
-NBA Courtside
-Wipeout
-Earthworm Gym
-Yoshi Story
-Triple Play 2000
-Conker's Bad Furr Day
-FIFA Soccer 64
-Tom Clancey's Rainbow 6
-WWE Mayhem
-Cruis'n Exotica
-NFL Quarterback Club 2000
-Biofreaks
-Packman
-Ready 2 Rumble
-Paperboy
-Perfect Dark
-Jet Force Gemini
No hangover this morning. Feels good man.
Nice, my N64 still works and I got like 30 games by the way :P
I'll dig through my N64 collection, and see if there's anything in there you might want that I want to give up.
Today has been pretty terrible and it's only 1pm!
My daughter's basketball team won the league championship today. :rock
I took my first nap today in years. :gloomy age :gloomy.
There's a guy sitting across me on the train who looks just like Hyoushi :heart
Sadly, I buy child tickets on the trains because British rail is so extortionately priced, and the train conductor looked at my ticket, asked how old I was and I had to say "15" in front of the guy :'(
I just found out the shit shop I work wont pay me until the end of march, so I have to work for two months before seeing any money. I have to borrow money just to keep working there and :-\ Working for fucking nothing for two months and not having any penny to spend. Ridiculous.
If I dont get this job thursday Im so screwed.
get on Skype sometimes, dawg
There's a guy sitting across me on the train who looks just like Hyoushi :heart
Sadly, I buy child tickets on the trains because British rail is so extortionately priced, and the train conductor looked at my ticket, asked how old I was and I had to say "15" in front of the guy :'(
My daughter's basketball team won the league championship today. :rock
I took my first nap today in years. :gloomy age :gloomy.
A Tic Tac just went halfway down my throat by accident and now it's stuck. :(
Update: got it swallowed. What a waste of a tictac.
You have buffalo at your university?
A Tic Tac just went halfway down my throat by accident and now it's stuck. :(
Update: got it swallowed. What a waste of a tictac.
I hope it was an orange tic tac cause those are the best
I eat that shit as if it was candy :pimp
Everytime I hear about this Justin Bieber kid I just want to kill somebody. Don't know anything about him but he makes me so angry.For real, how many times does he say 'say it one time'?
Kous oumekوالله ودي اقول شيء بس اخاف تزعلين
كس امك زب ابوك طيز عمتك
خرنثة قحبة خنيث منيوك شرموطة
ما ادري اقولها لك ولا لا
;)
say it again, baby. say it again. mmmmKous oumekوالله ودي اقول شيء بس اخاف تزعلين
كس امك زب ابوك طيز عمتك
خرنثة قحبة خنيث منيوك شرموطة
ما ادري اقولها لك ولا لا
;)
Ya3ni, 7eget ma befhemhoum 3eshen ma ba 9ra 3arabi kweyes (yala midouni t3alimt el 7orof lol), kida a7sen leya!
Don't mind us, we're just plotting our next attack!
I was really tired. Took a 5 hour energy and now im hopping.
whatever you did for 5 hours has clearly worked miracles!
I just thought you forgot to write nap.
Its been a while, Gym and diet and all
Its been a month since I went to the gym since my membership was up and I didn't have the money, got pretty out of shape and now its 6 pack abs time! So I decided the last Burger King for a while.
كوزما هو رجل مثير
That didn't work so well. :(
Hey miren gente hablando otro idioma!me canta, bebe.
avg is right, having two anti viruses is not good.
خلاص نيك حظي اهم شيء انا انيككJoin the fun!
يا لوطي
ابنيك حظك يا خنيث
الذي يريد أن تمتص بلدي نائب الرئيس؟
I dunno if anyone remembers, but earlier in this thread I mentioned meeting a girl with one leg at a party, and even though I put my foot in my mouth with a embarassing comment, she still seemed interested.
Well, since then I've seen her on campus a few times and she still seems interested. Besides being an amputee, she's definitely attractive. Things have been going well, though, with my ex-girlfriend recently and I don't want to mess up getting back together with her, but I can't help but fantasize about having sex with that one-legged vixen.
I leave for one month and Saudis take over EB. You fuckers never let me in on the fun.لا تخليني اكت ففمك يا خرنثة
الزبده كلكم مخانيث
So whiskers, hows your band doing?
My account on GAF gets approved and Saudis take over EB. You fuckers never let me in on the fun.
Fixed :teehee
Shit/bin the last two pages!My account on GAF gets approved and Saudis take over EB. You fuckers never let me in on the fun.
Fixed :teehee
I'm also thinking about starting a band, but I decided I should get REALLY good at guitar before I do so.
I'm also thinking about starting a band, but I decided I should get REALLY good at guitar before I do so.
حتى لا أولا أنا أيضا شفقة الناس الذين لا يعرفون كيف يشعر قضيبي بداخلهاالذي يريد أن تمتص بلدي نائب الرئيس؟
أنا شفقة الناس الذين لا يستطيعون قراءة اللغة العربية
I'm also thinking about starting a band, but I decided I should get REALLY good at guitar before I do so.
I don't really like Pink Floyd that much but I never admit that in RL.
Everyone I know who plays anything plays guitar. I just need to get good at playing chords and I think I'd start looking for some peopleI'm also thinking about starting a band, but I decided I should get REALLY good at guitar before I do so.
You should jam with friends who play different instruments. It's quite honestly the best way to progress musically. I'm self-taught in guitar, drums, keyboard, and sound production after 9 years of dicking around with friends.
Oh and Rob Thomas, using google translate makes mot of what you post unintentional comedy!
I don't really like Pink Floyd that much but I never admit that in RL.
How much of their stuff have you heard?
that's what I assume! If it's anywhere near as bad as the the spanish translations, it should be friggin awesome.Everyone I know who plays anything plays guitar. I just need to get good at playing chords and I think I'd start looking for some peopleI'm also thinking about starting a band, but I decided I should get REALLY good at guitar before I do so.
You should jam with friends who play different instruments. It's quite honestly the best way to progress musically. I'm self-taught in guitar, drums, keyboard, and sound production after 9 years of dicking around with friends.
Oh and Rob Thomas, using google translate makes mot of what you post unintentional comedy!
Blaze up, turn on the album Animals, enjoy the ride.I don't really like Pink Floyd that much but I never admit that in RL.
How much of their stuff have you heard?
Dunno, a bunch of songs.
I didn't study the guy but from a quick glance he definitely looked like what I expect a gaf poster to look like.sounds like a demi playtoy to me.
I don't really venture into the post your pics thread, but i don't think many eb'ers are overweight, are they?was he overweight and sweaty?
That could be almost anyone on EB
كنت رحيمة ومثير مع الكثير من الحيوانات المنويةحتى لا أولا أنا أيضا شفقة الناس الذين لا يعرفون كيف يشعر قضيبي بداخلهاالذي يريد أن تمتص بلدي نائب الرئيس؟
أنا شفقة الناس الذين لا يستطيعون قراءة اللغة العربية
I didn't study the guy but from a quick glance he definitely looked like what I expect a gaf poster to look like.sounds like a demi playtoy to me.I don't really venture into the post your pics thread, but i don't think many eb'ers are overweight, are they?was he overweight and sweaty?
That could be almost anyone on EB
How the fuck do I do this?
Consider the two lines L1 : y = x and L2 : y = 2x in the xy-plane R2.
(a) Calculate the angle µ between L1 and L2. (Hint: Use the inverse tangent function.)
I can't believe I can't figure this out :(
I have a craving for one P right now, and it's not pee.
I have a craving for one P right now, and it's not pee.
Eric P?
I'll give you $50 right now for a cock pic(http://www.siliconvalleywatcher.com/mt/archives/rooster2.jpg)
hey i got a droid phone
dunno what to do with it tbh
I'll give you $50 right now for a cock pic[img]
I take cash or credit.
Scales are for shemales. I've been playing for 9 years and I only know one scale. And I don't even know what it's called. I know a couple of guys who followed scale charts religiously and all they play now are covers and predetermined horse shit riffs. It really fucks with your creativity and keeps you on a set path composition-wise. I say avoid it and just go with the flow. If you have an ear for music you'll pick shit up as you go along and they stick with you much longer.
Scales are for shemales. I've been playing for 9 years and I only know one scale. And I don't even know what it's called. I know a couple of guys who followed scale charts religiously and all they play now are covers and predetermined horse shit riffs. It really fucks with your creativity and keeps you on a set path composition-wise. I say avoid it and just go with the flow. If you have an ear for music you'll pick shit up as you go along and they stick with you much longer.
I played trombone in school band from 1997 to 2003 and I didn't know the notes. I just saw the notes on the sheet and would be all,"Oh, that's first position, third position, seventh position."
I held first seat the good amount of time in middle and high school band despite all of this.
That said, knowing scales and chords can increase enjoyment of an instrument, just don't rely on it. My first guitar lessons, the guy only taught me chords. It sucked. Balance chords with progressing musical ability. That's how you play an instrument.
Relying on a few could certainly limit you creatively. Learning all the hundreds of variations (including the modes) can only free you creatively. :greenshinobi
Relying on a few could certainly limit you creatively. Learning all the hundreds of variations (including the modes) can only free you creatively. :greenshinobi
Not relying on any is even more freeing imo. Leaves plenty of room for self-exploration and experimentation.
Scales are for shemales. I've been playing for 9 years and I only know one scale. And I don't even know what it's called. I know a couple of guys who followed scale charts religiously and all they play now are covers and predetermined horse shit riffs. It really fucks with your creativity and keeps you on a set path composition-wise. I say avoid it and just go with the flow. If you have an ear for music you'll pick shit up as you go along and they stick with you much longer.
Scales are for shemales. I've been playing for 9 years and I only know one scale. And I don't even know what it's called. I know a couple of guys who followed scale charts religiously and all they play now are covers and predetermined horse shit riffs. It really fucks with your creativity and keeps you on a set path composition-wise. I say avoid it and just go with the flow. If you have an ear for music you'll pick shit up as you go along and they stick with you much longer.
Sorry Agent, I don't ascribe to the "theory will stifle your creativity man" theory. Theory and technique are a toolbox, the more you know the fewer limitations you'll run up against and the easier it is to approximate what's going on in your head.
If you learn scales and your improvising suffers as a result it's because you don't have the ability to improvise well. Playing covers and predetermined horse shit riffs is a result of learning covers and predermined horseshit riffs, not learning scales.
Sorry, I just can't stand "fundamentalists" whether they are the "this song is in A flyxodidlian dominant but with a flat second for that phrygaliada flavour" group or the "theory stifles you man, play what you feel!" group.
Surgery + she works out a lot.
She's really into vanity. All the photos I have seen of her are at the gym or on dates or at a beach. I don't even know if she takes care of her actual kids.
She's the anti-Christ of maternity.
That said, knowing scales and chords can increase enjoyment of an instrument, just don't rely on it. My first guitar lessons, the guy only taught me chords. It sucked. Balance chords with progressing musical ability. That's how you play an instrument.
Octo-mom is totally hot in a lustful way.(http://i49.tinypic.com/257ki9g.jpg)
She's got some dsl's and oh man.
She's Egyptian or middle eastern, right? Since her last name is Suleiman.
I would bang her but I would try my best not to cum, I'm afraid if I cum on her face she would start sticking it up her vag.
... what does that even mean?
I've been studying in the library, but mainly watching the health care summit. Anyway someone from my class walked up and asked for notes from yesterday's class.
me: here's my notes, you can copy them if you want
him: thanks man, real niccaz do real things
me: ...yup
First time I've ever heard that phrase used outside of music/tv. :-\
Yeah but not a very good one. I suppose you left after a little taste, or at least thats what I heard.
the netz. they speakYeah but not a very good one. I suppose you left after a little taste, or at least thats what I heard.
Heard from who?
I'm attempting to ask someone out over email. God, how lame. I've been working on a couple of sentences for like half an hour. :-\Why over email? Unless the idea of hanging out comes up casually over email conversations, it's not an acceptable way to get a date!
Fuck it, just sent it.
DID YOU INCLUDE A SMILEY FACE?
He heard it from the people that are going to fucking kill you for renouncing Islam. The punishment for apostasy is death, Himuro.
DO YOU THINK THIS IS A GAME?
Why over email? Unless the idea of hanging out comes up casually over email conversations, it's not an acceptable way to get a date!
What did it say?
I think the "keep it in mind!" thing was a bit too passive. But you know this chick better than I do, although I do know the middle ground area you're talking about. IMO, it should have been more like "well since you only have so many nails, let me take you out and entertain you sometime!"Why over email? Unless the idea of hanging out comes up casually over email conversations, it's not an acceptable way to get a date!
Yeah, that's essentially what happened - she was talking about being bored so I took the opportunity to stick my foot in the door. I hate it, but yeah. We were out having casual drinks the other night and she mentioned boredom then too but like a dumb bastard I didn't twig. Later I realised maybe it was a subtle cue.
We've already been out to dinner a couple of times (I did those by phone) but we've also know each other for few years so it's in that odd middle-ground phase where neither is sure what the other is thinking (at least, I'm not sure, which is nothing new to me).What did it say?
She talked about being bored and painting her nails for something to do so I said "if you run out of nails, I'd enjoy doing something with you (by which I mean climb a mountain or go go-karting or chuck laps around wineries. As you know I don't mean clubbing, I'm old and decrepit after all). So if you reach new levels of boredom keep it in mind!"
So yeah, it took me half an hour to attempt to write something that doesn't look like it took half an hour. Talking to people might take more nerve, but it also only takes 30 seconds. :lol
And I didn't include a smiley face! :omg
DID YOU INCLUDE A SMILEY FACE?should be a winking face so they know you're being playful
bildi you dork, you should've asked her in person.
Anyone know if medical supply stores will sell scrubs to just anyone?
That looks like a Cylon baseship from Battlestar Galactica dry humping with Earth.
A girl who's gotten really close to me recently just called and she's high as balls. What to do?
Is she calling you because she's freaking out and needs a friend to take care of her, or is she calling because she wants to party?
Also, how do you get high as fuck in SA? Don't they execute you for that shit over there?
I don't know man, its not really a good idea to do anything to her while shes high.
And hey can you get me some weed man? its been a while since I got high.
I'm actually looking for a guy around the Khobar area.:teehee
Al-Khobar?
I'm actually looking for a guy around the Khobar area. I'll let you know if I find someone and you do so too if that's cool.
Al-Khobar?
I'm actually looking for a guy around the Khobar area. I'll let you know if I find someone and you do so too if that's cool.
I know somebody that lives in Oasis Gardens that likes to toke up :teehee
I'm being for real real. I can ask him how he gets it.
Anybody able to hook me up in the Greater Toronto Area? :)
Anybody able to hook me up in the Greater Toronto Area? :)Boogie! No! You'll be fired! BOOGIE! NO! BAD BOOGIE! BAD!
Anybody able to hook me up in the Greater Toronto Area? :)
take your sting operations elsewhere, narco.
Anybody able to hook me up in the Greater Toronto Area? :)Boogie! No! You'll be fired! BOOGIE! NO! BAD BOOGIE! BAD!
Anybody able to hook me up in the Greater Toronto Area? :)
Anybody able to hook me up in the Greater Toronto Area? :)
Boogie would you really set up a fellow EBer? smh
So...my season depression is here.
And my mind is FULL of suicidal thoughts. This sucks. I'm never going to commit suicide, but when I get really depressed it fills my mind.
I need to go to the gym tomorrow, that I'm sure.
Yeah seriously, every goddamn girl here got a blackberry.
You be a bitch too then!
Fucking listening to some Vocal Trance and man this shit is so much homo but its soooo good. You need to listen to some vocal trance Himu, blast that shit and make the rain clouds vibrate, each molecule will heat up and evaporate into the atmosphere, yo'.
Himu you into Thrash Metal?
You have seasonal depression as well?Is it where theres nothing wrong your OK and then suddenly you hate yourself?
I'm usually fine. But when seasonal depression hits, fuck my life.
Cause that happens to me a lot.
Blutsu:
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(http://i49.tinypic.com/1rbw28.gif):lolNever heard Exodus.For Exodus get Bonded By Blood, just Youtube "And Then There Were None" and you'll see what I mean.
Megadeth - Rust in Peace
Slayer - Reign in Blood, Hell Awaits, Show no Mercy
Megadeth: Well you got the best one, I recommend Peace Sells, Killing Is My Business, So Far So Good...So What?, Youthanasia and Countdown To Extinction
Slayer: Get South Of Heaven, now!
Need anymore recommendations?
I'm more of a rock and roll, traditional/speed/thrash/progressive/heavy metal and punk. The only death metal band I love is the joke band Dethklok.(http://i49.tinypic.com/1rbw28.gif):lolNever heard Exodus.For Exodus get Bonded By Blood, just Youtube "And Then There Were None" and you'll see what I mean.
Megadeth - Rust in Peace
Slayer - Reign in Blood, Hell Awaits, Show no Mercy
Megadeth: Well you got the best one, I recommend Peace Sells, Killing Is My Business, So Far So Good...So What?, Youthanasia and Countdown To Extinction
Slayer: Get South Of Heaven, now!
Need anymore recommendations?
PFAH! Cliched Saudi metalhead and your thrash metuhl. On second thought, at least you're not into deathcore like the Jeddahcore kids are nowadays.spoiler (click to show/hide)Reign in Blood \m/[close]
MURMAIDER!
name 4 maiden songs you like the best from them2 Minutes To Midnight, Fear Of The Dark, The Number Of The Beast, Iron Maiden and my absolute favorite Hallowed Be Thy Name!
Nah man I love their rare songs too. Its just those are my favorites.name 4 maiden songs you like the best from them2 Minutes To Midnight, Fear Of The Dark, The Number Of The Beast, Iron Maiden and my absolute favorite Hallowed Be Thy Name!
You are the reason Maiden keeps playing these classics over and over again instead of focusing on their rarer material every once in a while.
Plus I never saw Maiden live, so how can I be a problem :(
Zero Hero I'll listen and let you know, what genre are they?*shrugs*
I never got Twitter, I mean its more like:
Hey just jerked off!
Jerked it again!
Just loosening my milk stream!
Damn I dropped some kids off at the pool, damn Catherine Zeta Jones and her Chicago dance number!
I sent my response and he logs off. Right. You can't fool me, Kevin! That tear-stained keyboard is broken now.
Who spends time circumventing a text filter on a forum?
Besides fourteen year olds, I mean.
Powerslave got Powerslave'd by Mandark :lol
Powerslave got Powerslave'd by Mandark :lol
....Really?
I know you have to stick up for your net buddies in their times of need but that wasn't even an appropriate usage of that gif.
I know you have to stick up for your net buddies in their times of need but that wasn't even an appropriate usage of that gif.
People working at software/game companies-- is the source code for a game considered a trade secret? I was just thinking about Panzer Dragoon Orta (which had its source code lost by sega, I guess) and was wondering why something like source code couldn't be extracted from a copy of the game.
static List<T[]> CreateSubsets<T>(T[] originalArray)
{
List<T[]> subsets = new List<T[]>();
for (int i = 0; i < originalArray.Length; i++)
{
int subsetCount = subsets.Count;
subsets.Add(new T[] { originalArray[i] });
for (int j = 0; j < subsetCount; j++)
{
T[] newSubset = new T[subsets[j].Length + 1];
subsets[j].CopyTo(newSubset, 0);
newSubset[newSubset.Length - 1] = originalArray[i];
subsets.Add(newSubset);
}
}
return subsets;
}
Whiskers that first vid is all kinds of awesome :lol
Where do you guys meet in Al-Khobar, I have to attend sometime.
Why the fuck would you choose to play a fucking venue that doesn't serve alcohol or have a place to sit? :maf
sooo pissed right now for 1000 reasons.
:maf :maf
:'(
hipsters piss me off
Why the fuck would you choose to play a fucking venue that doesn't serve alcohol or have a place to sit? :maf
sooo pissed right now for 1000 reasons.
:maf :maf
:'(
hipsters piss me off
I saw them 5 years ago in a venue that not only had booze and seats, but you could smoke! Those were the days.
I saw them 5 years ago in a venue that not only had booze and seats, but you could smoke! Those were the days.
Yeah, now all of the sudden you can't smoke in fucking bars over here, its pretty stupid because one of the reasons its to help the environment, but everyone just go outside to smoke which I guess is actually worse for mother nature.
I saw them 5 years ago in a venue that not only had booze and seats, but you could smoke! Those were the days.
Yeah, now all of the sudden you can't smoke in fucking bars over here, its pretty stupid because one of the reasons its to help the environment, but everyone just go outside to smoke which I guess is actually worse for mother nature.
Its not to help the environment :lol Its to not subject other people to your smoke in enclosed indoor spaces. When you're outside smoking, its no where near as bad as in a bar.
I saw them 5 years ago in a venue that not only had booze and seats, but you could smoke! Those were the days.
Yeah, now all of the sudden you can't smoke in fucking bars over here, its pretty stupid because one of the reasons its to help the environment, but everyone just go outside to smoke which I guess is actually worse for mother nature.
Its not to help the environment :lol Its to not subject other people to your smoke in enclosed indoor spaces. When you're outside smoking, its no where near as bad as in a bar.
These are her work laptops? And she treats them like this?
Why wont she listen to you about reputable casual sites?
Just get her a macbook :smug
Why would I want to turn an ignorant PC abuser to a smug and ignorant Mac-phile?
comfortability
Why do most of you guys feel depressed? In this forum especially i've noticed many people suffering from depression. What do you have to be depressed about? Fuck depression, I say. That shit's for pussies. Man up and take charge of your life. :punch
Isn't Mac for gay people? So is elektrik a lesbian?
I'll buy you some!
Well, maybe.
I'll buy you some!
Well, maybe.
Awesome, are you a rich Saudi?
I need a sugar daddy.
a rather beautiful woman (inadvertantly) sat next to me at the bar down the street last night, and eventually tried to talk to me. the conversation went like this:
she: Hi. I've been sitting close to you so I figured I should talk to you at some point.
me: Yes, in this configuration there are only two seats adjacent to yours -- I suppose you could consider the booth behind you, but it's really too far away to count -- so it makes sense that you'd eventually try to engage both neighbors, although you're of course not obligated to do so.
she: Um, right. Anyway, so ... I think I've seen you somewhere before. Do you live around here? I mean, do you come here a lot ... do you come here often?
me: Yes.
she: I'm not hitting on you, though.
me: It's good that you clarified that.
Why do most of you guys feel depressed? In this forum especially i've noticed many people suffering from depression. What do you have to be depressed about? Fuck depression, I say. That shit's for pussies. Man up and take charge of your life. :punch
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I dunno, I may just be a very positive person but I've never let depression bog me down. Whenever I felt like shit, a good book, playing music, a good friend, or even a video game always curbed those thoughts until I recovered.
I dunno, I may just be a very positive person but I've never let depression bog me down. Whenever I felt like shit, a good book, playing music, a good friend, or even a video game always curbed those thoughts until I recovered.
::) Your advice is rather useless; one of the symptoms of clinical depression is the inability to obtain any pleasure from activities that one formerly enjoyed
no dude. you say that regardless of the setting. sitting in a bar telling the chick that this is your next stop? classic
Somebody needs to convey this new improved tactic to the girl from Prole's Gamestop story.
Malek, what if Cute Girl and Flannel Girl talk about you behind your back? WORLDS COLLIDING!
Join the fun.
Apparently anything I penetrate is a homeland security threat.
What is home?Join the fun.
Apparently anything I penetrate is a homeland security threat.
I'd love to but I have work at 5:30 am. But I'm flying back home tomorrow so fuck yeah to that.
Please note, I'm not saying that I would take Kosma's sloppy seconds, I'm speaking as if I were in Malek's position. Not all of us have that choice, though.
This thread has incidentally convinced me that I have better screenwriting chops than Willco. I will be moving to LA in the spring.
I'm another person who will also totally be using that :roflTrain conductor: 15?!?!?! Let me see your ID.
I'm another person who will also totally be using that :roflTrain conductor: 15?!?!?! Let me see your ID.
Elekrikluv: this is my stop
But you play for the bus before you enter, not as you leave! It makes no sense!
mortdemoi: did I type fuck instead of fact?
mortdemoi: I hope that was a typo
Mom: Yes you typed "fuck." I was a little surprised at your language when writing your mother.
mortdemoi: yeah sorry, that was supposed to be fact
Mom: ok.
=|
mortdemoi: did I type fuck instead of fact?
mortdemoi: I hope that was a typo
Mom: Yes you typed "fuck." I was a little surprised at your language when writing your mother.
mortdemoi: yeah sorry, that was supposed to be fact
Mom: ok.
=|
mortdemoi: did I type fuck instead of fact?
mortdemoi: I hope that was a typo
Mom: Yes you typed "fuck." I was a little surprised at your language when writing your mother.
mortdemoi: yeah sorry, that was supposed to be fact
Mom: ok.
=|
But he could probably fuck any of those 8th graders that he wanted, so it's not exactly the same.
Tomorrow I start learning Karate!
I ain't learning no moonspeak, though I hope that my teacher is Asian because I have "Your the best around" on my Sansa.
If you want to do your drugs at home, that's fine. Just don't come to my ER looking for them. I am not a forgiving person at 5 in the morning... >:(:lol
What do people order at Jack in the Box that takes so long? And why doesn't Burger King serve breakfast all day?
I ain't learning no moonspeak, though I hope that my teacher is Asian because I have "Your the best around" on my Sansa.
What do people order at Jack in the Box that takes so long? And why doesn't Burger King serve breakfast all day?3 years ago I would have said Jack in the Box was delicious but by all standards it's fucking terrible now. Absolutely terrible. I don't know if my taste changed or they changed something. But Christ almighty it's bad. I've also gotten food poisoning 5 times from there. But that didn't stop me. Maybe it's just my body now rejecting it. Service is terrible. Food is terrible. Natural cut fries with 96 grams of saturated fat!!! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU My hate for Jack in the Crack knows no bounds.
What do people order at Jack in the Box that takes so long? And why doesn't Burger King serve breakfast all day?3 years ago I would have said Jack in the Box was delicious but by all standards it's fucking terrible now. Absolutely terrible. I don't know if my taste changed or they changed something. But Christ almighty it's bad. I've also gotten food poisoning 5 times from there. But that didn't stop me. Maybe it's just my body now rejecting it. Service is terrible. Food is terrible. Natural cut fries with 96 grams of saturated fat!!! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU My hate for Jack in the Crack knows no bounds.
:bow McDonalds :bow2
What do people order at Jack in the Box that takes so long? And why doesn't Burger King serve breakfast all day?3 years ago I would have said Jack in the Box was delicious but by all standards it's fucking terrible now. Absolutely terrible. I don't know if my taste changed or they changed something. But Christ almighty it's bad. I've also gotten food poisoning 5 times from there. But that didn't stop me. Maybe it's just my body now rejecting it. Service is terrible. Food is terrible. Natural cut fries with 96 grams of saturated fat!!! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU My hate for Jack in the Crack knows no bounds.
:bow McDonalds :bow2
The only people better suited for Apple products are these folks:spoiler (click to show/hide)(http://failnomore.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/jeansdm3003_468x417.jpg)[close]
... When I want my mom to listen to Owl City and read Pitchfork RSS feeds, I'll buy her a Mac, okay?
h. I got a five guys and a Dairy Queen down the street. Whataburger is good. But it's expensive with a limited selection and limited locations. The closest ones are both like 5 miles away. Meh.What do people order at Jack in the Box that takes so long? And why doesn't Burger King serve breakfast all day?3 years ago I would have said Jack in the Box was delicious but by all standards it's fucking terrible now. Absolutely terrible. I don't know if my taste changed or they changed something. But Christ almighty it's bad. I've also gotten food poisoning 5 times from there. But that didn't stop me. Maybe it's just my body now rejecting it. Service is terrible. Food is terrible. Natural cut fries with 96 grams of saturated fat!!! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU My hate for Jack in the Crack knows no bounds.
:bow McDonalds :bow2
What the fuck dude. You live in Texas. Whataburger.
Eh. I got a five guys and a Dairy Queen down the street. Whataburger is good. But it's expensive with a limited selection and limited locations. The closest ones are both like 5 miles away. Meh.What do people order at Jack in the Box that takes so long? And why doesn't Burger King serve breakfast all day?3 years ago I would have said Jack in the Box was delicious but by all standards it's fucking terrible now. Absolutely terrible. I don't know if my taste changed or they changed something. But Christ almighty it's bad. I've also gotten food poisoning 5 times from there. But that didn't stop me. Maybe it's just my body now rejecting it. Service is terrible. Food is terrible. Natural cut fries with 96 grams of saturated fat!!! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU My hate for Jack in the Crack knows no bounds.
:bow McDonalds :bow2
What the fuck dude. You live in Texas. Whataburger.
By the way, I'm going to Casa del Pueblo tomorrow after work. I haven't been there in like a year dude! Goddamn I am so fucking excited.
I haven't had junk food in a while, would you guy please stop talking about it!We're onto Casa Del Pueblo which is NOT junk food.
I BET YOU DO!By the way, I'm going to Casa del Pueblo tomorrow after work. I haven't been there in like a year dude! Goddamn I am so fucking excited.
I HATE YOU
Well what did they say?
Well what did they say?
"This is my stop"
I think our company just hired the oldest living man alive, and the best part of it all is that I have to work with this fossil. Fucking sweet. He smells like Gold's Bond Medicated foot powder, moth balls, and ass.
Tomorrow at lunch I'll take him over to the bank so he can exchange his Confederate money for some foldin' cash.
Well my Mom and Dad found out about my sexual escapades.
I can't wait till morning! :-\
Well my Mom and Dad found out about my sexual escapades.
I can't wait till morning! :-\
Bright side: Pizza with shrimp and pine-nuts.
I hate when I'm having a great conversation with someone I've just met then it starts to go downhill because all I can think of is 'Wow I'm actually having a great conversation with someone I just met, maybe I'm not so socially distinguished mentally-challenged!'
I hate when I'm having a great conversation with someone I've just met then it starts to go downhill because all I can think of is 'Wow I'm actually having a great conversation with someone I just met, maybe I'm not so socially distinguished mentally-challenged!'
and surprise surprise it's about child predators and stuff.
I hate when I'm having a great conversation with someone I've just met then it starts to go downhill because all I can think of is 'Wow I'm actually having a great conversation with someone I just met, maybe I'm not so socially distinguished mentally-challenged!'
If someone opens the conversation with a compliment or my voice starts too high/loud/quiet I get completely thrown off and it's pretty much downhill from there :lol
man i really want an e-reader. but shit is expensive
I'm like that with most gadgets, I find myself spending more time holding off for the next revision or update which is time that could be spent with the actual product :/
My logic prof. told an awesome story about meeting Saul Kripke today in class. He actually used to the words "He can't sit still. I mean he rocks back and forth like he should be wearing a helmet" :lolThis seems to be common among nerds or anybody else who is concentrating very hard. I saw a doc on Bill Gates/Microsoft and it showed him with some other engineers in a conference room brainstorming rocking back and forth like a metronome and the narrator mentioned how this habit was pretty common with software engineers. I see the same thing during tests in chemistry and physics. Maybe that's why they call it assburgers?
:lol I've done all those but the book one.
Debating if I should get Uncharted 2 or Bad Company 2. Anyone got some advice to share? Should I just rent Uncharted 2?Do you want to play online? I would probably rent UC2 then.
Debating if I should get Uncharted 2 or Bad Company 2. Anyone got some advice to share? Should I just rent Uncharted 2?
I don't know if UC2 online is bad but I doubt a lot of people still play it. BC2 is mp-centric and UC2 is the other way around tho. I'm pretty sure BC2 is a decent port on the PS3 also.Online is important. Is UC2 online junk or something?Debating if I should get Uncharted 2 or Bad Company 2. Anyone got some advice to share? Should I just rent Uncharted 2?Do you want to play online? I would probably rent UC2 then.
I hadn't planned on getting BC2 on the PS3.
Warhawk? Isn't that the game that was supposed to be a real game but ended up just being some weird online thing with no single player component? :smug
It did indeed have a single player campaign at one point but it looked like the online stuff with A.I. bots (no real overall storyline or anything). The game is really fun and for $15 (including the booster packs) it's a great buy.
Fry the noodles in some olive oil after you boil it and then add the packet. or as I prefer, make your own chicken or beef bullion. But only put a little in there. Just enough to flavor the noodles. Don't make it float. Especially if you're using the packet.mmm, adding an egg to ramen really does make it a shitload better.
Co-sign this powerful post. Also use less of the flavoring packet and add some minced garlic and some chives. I know people who also add steamed vegetables.
Hey Zero Hero, I heard Between The Buried And Me. It was pretty decent actually.
All the others were OK, but nothing special IMO.
Fry the noodles in some olive oil after you boil it and then add the packet. or as I prefer, make your own chicken or beef bullion. But only put a little in there. Just enough to flavor the noodles. Don't make it float. Especially if you're using the packet.mmm, adding an egg to ramen really does make it a shitload better.
Co-sign this powerful post. Also use less of the flavoring packet and add some minced garlic and some chives. I know people who also add steamed vegetables.
Things to add? Spam. Egg. Real pieces of beef or chicken.
Colors is the best album by Between the Buried and Me. Their latest one is good but it feels less ambitious and creative than Colors. Colors is fucking awesome.
For some reason I thought Rob Thomas was older.
Mups is two years younger than me, but infinitely wiser. :-\
It's impossible to find a nice jacket/tshirt here, I've almost completely worn out everything I own :lol I've just moved to Sydney so any boritos know of some good (cheapish) clothing stores here? Or online stores that ship here?Cheap- DFO, maybe around Alexandria where some outlet stores are. Cotton On is usually value for money I think.
You know I'd like? A game about being a gumshoe. One where you wear a fedora and suit at all times and your weapon of choice is a revolver.
Well all it did for me was restore my eyesight.
My friends got all offended because I don't wanna watch alice in wonderland with them, I need to get some new friends.
Went hiking in the Wichitas today. Had sex on top of a mountain. Two great views!
Well, Lasik as we know it has been around for about 20 years. There could be longer term damage but 10-20 years seems to be fine for many.Another Bachelor's or Graduate Degree?
Anyway, the first week of my job was fantastic plus I got some of dat overtime :drool I'll be posting a lot less often due to doin' thangs :bow2 Not to mention that my old workout partner lives in the same town as I do and we intend to really start hitting the iron. Also getting paper work prepared for my second degree as well as chilling with friends.
I made out with some chick and I thought of Viz.
THAT'S THE SECRET
It helps when the girl is so drunk she throws up very soon after making out with you. Not that I was sober either.
It helps when the girl is so drunk she throws up very soon after making out with you. Not that I was sober either.
No way. This is the best way to get yourself quickly cock-blocked by her friends.
It helps when the girl is so drunk she throws up very soon after making out with you. Not that I was sober either.
No way. This is the best way to get yourself quickly cock-blocked by her friends.
It helps when her friends are drunk too?
Well, Lasik as we know it has been around for about 20 years. There could be longer term damage but 10-20 years seems to be fine for many.Another Bachelor's or Graduate Degree?
Anyway, the first week of my job was fantastic plus I got some of dat overtime :drool I'll be posting a lot less often due to doin' thangs :bow2 Not to mention that my old workout partner lives in the same town as I do and we intend to really start hitting the iron. Also getting paper work prepared for my second degree as well as chilling with friends.
Our family dog has cancer and needs to be put down soon.
I use to be cocky and funny back when people liked me. Now I am neither. True story.
You know I'd like? A game about being a gumshoe. One where you wear a fedora and suit at all times and your weapon of choice is a revolver.
everyone i know tells me i'm a complete asshole. mean spirited. i tend to strike at the nerve at anyone i meet. like when i told my friend who is married with two kids and struggling make it by that i hope his kids get diabetes.
Oscars Breast Dressed: Who Wore Cleavage Best?seriously.
Does this even need to be asked in an event Christina Hendricks attended?
Oscars Breast Dressed: Who Wore Cleavage Best?
Does this even need to be asked in an event Christina Hendricks attended?
Slowest day at work in forever. I feel like i've already read the entire Internet today. 5hrs to go!I miss those days. :'(
So my mom was asking me about why I'm slipping away from god and whatever, and I got a looooooooooooong lecture about why I should do this and that.It's kind of bs for a muslim to slack off on something as easy (and habitual) as that though. I left Islam but I was extremely devout until the moment I gave up on religion.
Look I believe in god and all, and I'm still a muslim. But I'm also fucking bored of praying 5 times a day everyday, knowing myself I'll start doing that again when I hit my thirty's but now I'm young and I want to have fun. I don't think god even cares if I kneel before him or not.
I wore a leather jacket today, assuming it was gonna get windy today. Now it's hot :'(
Congrats on diligently wasting your life away over nothing I guess ???No I can understand if he was too lazy to wake up for the morning prayer or something but not spending 10 minutesish a day on the prayers suggests a different issue entirely than just "boredom", to me. You have to understand that not putting on the appearance of being a good muslim, either out of habit or fear of not being "saved", would usually carry pretty serious social consequences with your friends/family in a muslim country. That's why I think that he has a different problem with the religion than just time/effort.
Stupid deceptive blue sky.
Anyone else ever have those frozen El Monterey burritos that come in a purple package? They smell like unwashed ballsackDUDE!
I can't get a single question in this linear algebra assignment. I can't even calculate the fucking angles of a triangle. I want to cry :(
5. Use vectors to prove that the line joining the midpoints of two sides of any triangle in R3 is parallel to the other side and half as long as the other side.
6. Let P =(x0,y0,z0) be any point in R3, and let a,b,c be any non-zero real numbers. Prove that the line though P in any direction d = (a,b,c) consists of all points (x,y,z) in R3 satisfying the equations
(x-x0)/a = (y-y0)/b = (z-z0)/c
I do need that. Thanks dude.
presentations tend to be boring no matter what. it's not just you! Just sit next to her and rub her legs or something
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So my mom was asking me about why I'm slipping away from god and whatever, and I got a looooooooooooong lecture about why I should do this and that.
Look I believe in god and all, and I'm still a muslim. But I'm also fucking bored of praying 5 times a day everyday, knowing myself I'll start doing that again when I hit my thirty's but now I'm young and I want to have fun. I don't think god even cares if I kneel before him or not.
But I can't see Arvie pressuring any body he seems too kind hearted :heart
If you go, bring your phone so you can pretend to be texting. Perfect for awkward quiet moments
Nah stay home man, better to feel lonely alone than be lonely in a crowd
Bring a philo book along and act as if you are too educated for those plebs :tophat
If you go, bring your phone so you can pretend to be texting. Perfect for awkward quiet moments
I don't have a phone. Never saw the point since the only one who would call is my grandma.
Nah, the first couple episodes would be us briefly meeting for a couple minutes, then going home to post in this threadPD would arkwardly pull out his phone and then start texting something while Arvie was murmuring something.
I'd say that you should practice just shooting the breeze with some of the guys at social events. You have to be able to kick it with a dude before you can really kick it with a chick.
If you go, bring your phone so you can pretend to be texting. Perfect for awkward quiet moments
I don't have a phone. Never saw the point since the only one who would call is my grandma.
you've planned it, now execute it.Bring a philo book along and act as if you are too educated for those plebs :tophat
Ya and then if people ignore me I'll pretend to text on the book, and when people see this they will be like "WTF what are you doing?" and then I will be like "I heard it was clever move to pretend to text when you have no one to talk too, but I don't have a phone so I'm texting on my book". Then they will and laugh and too-much-make-up girl will want my cock in her mouth. This seems like a plan.
Making friends around midterm period is the way to go. Every hard class is going to spawn study sessions, and getting into one will work wonders. Showing people that you're reliable in that situation will make them gravitate towards you, and vise versa.
dude 1: i'm so tired of studying
girl 1: yea but i can't fail :(
you: i kinda want to go see a movie tomorrow, anyone want to go, as a brief break from studying?
girl 2: i will
girl 1: sounds cool!
Granted, I've never done it, but I've witnessed a guy in a study session pull this off.
Making friends around midterm period is the way to go. Every hard class is going to spawn study sessions, and getting into one will work wonders. Showing people that you're reliable in that situation will make them gravitate towards you, and vise versa.
dude 1: i'm so tired of studying
girl 1: yea but i can't fail :(
you: i kinda want to go see a movie tomorrow, anyone want to go, as a brief break from studying?
girl 2: i will
girl 1: sounds cool!
Granted, I've never done it, but I've witnessed a guy in a study session pull this off.
A chick from a study group once asked me and another guy to play basketball with a group of christians, the game was on a saturday at 8:00 a.m. :lol
study groups are not about studying
jesus fucking christ what a bitchsounds like it. unless he did something pretty terrible
How, did, you, manage, six, comma, splices, in, one, sentence?
How did you manage to fit six comma splices in one sentence?
It's easy, if you try.
How did you manage to fit six comma splices in one sentence?
You should be used to this! It's key to being a lawyer.
How did you manage to fit six comma splices into one sentence?
PT?
I like Revenge of The Sith a little bit, its kind of a guilty pleasure. I liked PM when I was a kid now I can't stand it. Attack of The Clones is one of the absolute worst movies ever, even Christopher Lee couldn't save it.
GIF is pronounced "jiff" and PNG is pronounced "ping" WTF?:patel
Lucas made a good first movie which can be enjoyed by kids or adults, and then went on to target slightly more adult themes in Empire. Then he rolled back and smoked a marketing fattie for Return of the Jedi. RotJ is actually really close to the Prequel Trilogy in its overall tone: an overabundance of characters just to feed the Kenner sales, convoluted and nonsensical conspiracy baddies, which get much more exposition than you'd ever expect because when all else fails: ACTION SEQUENCE!I like Revenge of The Sith a little bit, its kind of a guilty pleasure. I liked PM when I was a kid now I can't stand it. Attack of The Clones is one of the absolute worst movies ever, even Christopher Lee couldn't save it.
Yeah, that was kind of my opinion as well, but two other guys were arguing that the original trilogy was really good and that the prequel trilogy was just as good, if not better in some regards. And they're coming at ME like I'm the one in the wrong!
GIF is pronounced "jiff" and PNG is pronounced "ping" WTF?Arguably it's a hard "g" like "gimp." Arguably in that only about 1 in 5 people who use the term pronounce it with the soft "g" and of those half of them are not technically inclined.
Reading so much about bikes is not good I think, when I was in the UK I did a 60km daytrip on a 50 quid second hand mountain bike and it was grand. Sure my saddle broke off but whatever.
Reading so much about bikes is not good I think, when I was in the UK I did a 60km daytrip on a 50 quid second hand mountain bike and it was grand. Sure my saddle broke off but whatever.Look at how much my bike costs (BMC Racemaster-pic in the wdyb thread) and be happy to get away with buying a 700 euro bike. Are you going to get a mountain bike or road?
Now Im looking at 300/400/500 euro bikes thinking they are not good enough because people on the internet say I should get one for 700+.
This is how people that are new to games must feel when they stumble upon neogaf or something.
Jeez.
A patient came to the ER tonight with the complaint that she had a bottle cap lodged in her vagina and she's 15.
An interesting start to an aweful night...
A patient came to the ER tonight with the complaint that she had a bottle cap lodged in her vagina and she's 15.
An interesting start to an aweful night...
A patient came to the ER tonight with the complaint that she had a bottle cap lodged in her vagina and she's 15.
An interesting start to an aweful night...
Sounds hot.
A patient came to the ER tonight with the complaint that she had a bottle cap lodged in her vagina and she's 15.
An interesting start to an aweful night...
Sounds hot.
You would think so until you saw the patient...
A patient came to the ER tonight with the complaint that she had a bottle cap lodged in her vagina and she's 15.
An interesting start to an aweful night...
pic of the vagina?
That guy sounds like a meaner version of Greg House.
Should be fun though, never had soju before
vodka doesn't have any flavor to begin with
Whats multiple personality disorder got to do with ramming down a bottle down your vagina?
GIF is pronounced "jiff"WTF
Steel? not aluminum?
i think polymer frames with a steel slide are superior, personallysteel is old school :wag
You're too nice, Boogie.
Cajole you should of said, 'Have you forgotten how to give head? Because I don't need a number then.'
I don't get it.
Went out of town for a college buddy's stag and doe party.
Met one of the bride's friends. Shy, but really cute. I chat with her for much of the evening, she seems to dig me. Repeatedly casting glances at me, laughing at my lame jokes, following me to my group, and mild flirting back and forth. Can't get her on to the dance floor though, she just doesn't dance.
Anyway, close to the end of the night, I tell her that since she doesn't dance, she should give me her number and we can find something she would like to do.
aaaand she say that I seem like a good guy, but she's had some bad experiences. Her last boyfriend is in prison. So she's taking a "break." But I seem like a good guy.
What. The. Fuck.
Okay, you've had some bad experiences. Maybe you've been hurt. And you've picked poorly in choice of partners in the past.
But I'm a fucking Mountie. I'm not going to end up in fucking prison! And I'm good friends with your lifelong friend to boot! If I'm not someone worth taking a chance on, then who the fuck is?!
Argh. Where are all the forward/assured/sexually confident women that some of you meet, who if you actually put a straightforward and confident effort toward will actually meet you halfway and indicate and reciprocate her own interest?
I swear, my non-dating/sex life is certifiably farcical at this point.
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stop telling lame jokes? that's the only red flag that really comes up in your story. maybe try being quieter?
her excuse is toooootal bs tho. :lol
Is she offering when she's free? No. Is she throwing out alternate options for days? No.
Just ask her WHEN ARE YOU FREE?
I think say I am doing this xxxx on xxxxx, feel free to join me and then leave it. She wants to be given an alternative.
Embrace your gay destiny Boogie, it's the only real option.
Just hang around mojo and get his seconds, boogie.
I've dated busy women before and if they're interested, they usually offer a time when they are free.
I've seen your pictures and you're a good-looking guy. You must be either really awkward IRL or have some weird personal hygiene issues to get rejected so often.
You must be either really awkward IRL or have some weird personal hygiene issues to get rejected so often.
Next time you in a situation like this ask yourself Boogie- WWKD?
d'oh :duhspoiler (click to show/hide)but I can still choose to wear a condom, right?[close]
Try being....quieter? :wtf
Yes, I should totally try being less outgoing and sociable, be more reserved, and let the women come to me. wtf are you smoking, dude?spoiler (click to show/hide)I don't actually think my jokes are lame. I'm just self-deprecating enough that I'm not going to describe myself as a master of comedy[close]
:lol
the first story just reminds me of a guy I used to know. he was better looking than I was IMO, but he got way less action than most of us. he'd always bitch about how unfair it all was. the thing was, when you went out with him, he'd have great initial contact game. never had trouble meeting girls, had well off parents, so would always have extra cash to be generous with drinks...he just talked too much. like, he'd be totally in there, but over the course of the night would just self destruct. he was oblivious to this process.
not saying it's parallel to your situation, but the guy was not as charming as he thought he was, and would have done well to be more quiet.
I have gone from a person five years ago who was not very outgoing or sociable, who was quite shy and reserved, to someone who is willing and able to "put myself out there", to converse with anyone and everyone I might meet, to be a little more forward and outgoing.
How does one actually go about this, without martial arts training and joining the police?
Women just ask if I ride a horse. :-\How Freudian :smug
How does one actually go about this, without martial arts training and joining the police?
You mean, other than sheer force of effort?
First, I had the fortune to have had a great group of dorm friends in 1st and 2nd year. In spite of never getting laid until 4th year, I made many lifelong friends in the first few years of university. And then you meet their friends.
And from there, you simply force yourself to ask questions of everyone you meet, through friends, or random people you sit beside in class. Or the random people you meet in a hot tub in Whistler. Or on a chairlift going up a ski hill. For the latter, I mean, you're stuck with this stranger for the next 5-10 minutes, my philosophy is, you might as well fuckin' talk to them.
Yes, being a Mountie is an advantage, because it's an instant conversation-starter if someone asks what you do. Strangely, and unfortunately, however, I find that men have much better and more interesting questions for me when finding out my career than do women. Random guys, young and old, will ask insightful, penetrating questions about what I do and my opinions on various police-related topics.
Women just ask if I ride a horse. :-\
Is it normal for people to wear tighty whites AND boxers?
Some how I knew the answer would be "have friends" :(
How to make friends? have friends!
I suck.
Is it normal for people to wear tighty whites AND boxers?
no but it is normal for deranged people to do that.
do you mean wear both at the same time? I personally only wear briefs because you get some actual support.My brother does it but he is a nintendo fan so I never really give much thought to his weird shit, but last night I discovered that a friend of mine does the same and I started to wonder if I was a disgusting asshole for only wearing boxers.Is it normal for people to wear tighty whites AND boxers?no but it is normal for deranged people to do that.
Some how I knew the answer would be "have friends" :(
How to make friends? have friends!
I suck.
Just realized it is only 12:22 instead of 1:22 like my computer said it was. No wonder I can't sleep.
:lol
I actually started digging into her supply of Sponge Bob gummies. They're made to dissolve quickly so she won't choke on them, its so awesome. But yeah, nostalgia blast... can't wait till she hits the Lunchable years.
is your niece hot
is your niece hot
Just realized it is only 12:22 instead of 1:22 like my computer said it was. No wonder I can't sleep.
joke post?
i have exactly 10 days to study for two finalsI have 4 days for 2 science classes and a math class and I still haven't learned all the content, ya pussay.
i'm looking at the clock thinking ''i really have to start now'' and when i look again, 15 minutes will have passed already
fml
Also don't about your job for more then a minute or two. While you're job is fucking cool nobody really fucking cares and there is nothing worse then a 20 minute monologue from the soldier/police guy about all the shit they go through and I swear to god every time they drop some acronym the other person loses interest.
I got a job with the census. Considering the economy I'm ultra excited. :hyper :hyper :hyper :hyper
How does one actually go about this, without martial arts training and joining the police?
You mean, other than sheer force of effort?
First, I had the fortune to have made a great group of dorm friends in 1st and 2nd year. In spite of never getting laid until 4th year, I made many lifelong friends in the first few years of university. And then you meet their friends.
And from there, you simply force yourself to ask questions of everyone you meet, through friends, or random people you sit beside in class. Or the random people you meet in a hot tub in Whistler. Or on a chairlift going up a ski hill. For the latter, I mean, you're stuck with this stranger for the next 5-10 minutes, my philosophy is, you might as well fuckin' talk to them.
Yes, being a Mountie is an advantage, because it's an instant conversation-starter if someone asks what you do. Strangely, and unfortunately, however, I find that men have much better and more interesting questions for me when finding out my career than do women. Random guys, young and old, will ask insightful, penetrating questions about what I do and my opinions on various police-related topics.
Women just ask if I ride a horse. :-\
Drinking with 4 koreans in Shinokubo (Koreatown) tonight... I am going to be the only foreigner in the whole area as I silently booze up on soju while everyone I'm with including my half Korean girlfriend speaks the bubble language. Should be fun though, never had soju before, and Koreatown is within walking distance of my apartment, so if it gets too rowdy I can just stagger home.
If she's not that attractive, you could say "I'm working on that at this very moment."
I got a job with the census. Considering the economy I'm ultra excited. :hyper :hyper :hyper :hyper
I applied for this too. I didnt hear anything back yet. Did you get an office job or are you on the road?
you guys spend too much time worrying about that kind of shit. getting laid is not the most important thing in life.
You know, I've always been a more quiet and reserved person, especially in large groups of people or places I don't want to be at... but I have always found the most success with dating fellow introverted women. It's certainly easier for me to just find introvert girls than make myself into something I totally am not (a social butterfly - I mean I can stand to be social, but if the activity goes on for a long while I will become completely worn down). Boogie, perhaps this is something you could try?
Also have you ever gone the online dating route? I don't really recommend it for long term relationships, but it's a great way to practice meeting girls and getting comfortable talking and dating someone you barely know.
Holy shit! thank you, fistful! Truly, you are a mature and insightful individual.
Did they call you? I'm wondering if I should assume I got denied. I only missed like 5 questions on their silly test too. :'(
Boogie maybe you just try too hard and care too much. Just let it go.
Also don't about your job for more then a minute or two. While you're job is fucking cool nobody really fucking cares and there is nothing worse then a 20 minute monologue from the soldier/police guy about all the shit they go through and I swear to god every time they drop some acronym the other person loses interest. All army guys seem to suffer from this. Unless she keeps asking you more and more just spout some short story like "I'm a mountie, its pretty cool yeah, something I always wanted to do, catch the bad guys and chase nukkas/polacks/spics down alleys etc." Thats basicly it. And maybe while talking about other stuff you can throw in one or two "yeah thats reminds me while on the job I had this funny shit happen". Dont do it all the time, once or twice is enough.
If you're not kissing by the end of the night dont ask them out. If you kiss them dont ask them out either. Better to meet them again the next time and let the sexual tension build up.
Building up tension is important. Be nonchalant about it. Dont worry if this way it will seem youre missing shots. Really stop caring and women will notice that maybe you dont really care that much one day which will make you all the more interesting. Be flirtatious and fun but dont let shine through that you want to stick your wiener in her vagina just yet.
And definately not that you want anything serious.
Learn to read signs, her touching you while talking is a green light. Make some fun of her, but also of yourself. Dont make too much fun of yourself because you will seem inconfident, dont make too much fun of her or you will be an asshole.
Drinking with 4 koreans in Shinokubo (Koreatown) tonight... I am going to be the only foreigner in the whole area as I silently booze up on soju while everyone I'm with including my half Korean girlfriend speaks the bubble language. Should be fun though, never had soju before, and Koreatown is within walking distance of my apartment, so if it gets too rowdy I can just stagger home.
The sad thing is, in Japan even if those Koreans are 4th or 5th generation, they're still "foreigners."
fuck the thread has turned into girl-age :(
That tread reminds me that I think I once PM'ed WhiteAcid and asked if she was an outbox slut as well as an inbox slut followed by a wink. I don't think I ever got a reply.And that reminds me of her boobs. Someone post them in the NSFW thread for me
The more Boogie posts I read the more obvious it is why women don't like him.
You dissect everything just go with the flow.
I got a job with the census. Considering the economy I'm ultra excited. :hyper :hyper :hyper :hyper
I applied for this too. I didnt hear anything back yet. Did you get an office job or are you on the road?
GS is obviously kind of a dickhead and yet he gets laid, so just imagine how much of a huge dickhead that makes you, boogie. :(
How is that possible, I'm a virgin.
Only in the front.
How is that possible, I'm a virgin.
Only in the front.
Ha so original. I'd be rolling in pussy if I lived in Asia, as would most Americans. No wonder you fled there, gump :lol
Nailed it.Annihilated.
Nailed it.Annihilated.
Doesn't GS have sex with white girls too, though? What's their deal?
The only advice GS can give him is "Move to Korea where women are desperate to find a guy who won't treat them like shit."
Doesn't GS have sex with white girls too, though? What's their deal?
I'm pretty awesome.
In all seriousness, from what I can tell, Boogie seems to be focusing on one girl at a time. Two tops. The kind of things he's experiencing happen to every single guy out there, with the possible exception of A-list actors. A girl showed interest, but after a brief period away from him her interest appeared to wane? Fuck, that's happened to me like twice this year. Happened to a friend of mine recently, and he's a really good-looking, charismatic guy. You can't be a dude sitting by some creek with a single fishing pole; you have to be a dude out there in a big-ass boat with a dozen fishing lines going at once.
Kosma is right on the money as always. Don't be a talking head, don't act like a nerd even if you are a copper. Girls don't like that. Your case is really weird cause you are nicely built, not bad looking. So I dunno, man.
Grow a beard?
Why do so many people just outright fucking loathe Green Shinobi? :lol
[youtube=560,345]SI3lPLsbwjw[/youtube]
GS dominating a market that has no competition
You guys don't know Berkeley! ::)
Also, they recorded that at Berkeley and San Francisco (Westfield Mall and around Union Square area).
Well, I learned something today. Apparently "smartness" IS a word. It sounds so utterly distinguished mentally-challenged though.
You guys don't know Berkeley! ::)
Also, they recorded that at Berkeley and San Francisco (Westfield Mall and around Union Square area).
So, CG, care to tell us why you chose to go with white meat?
She's lying, she likes the white meat.
I'm fucking sick and tired of my family's bickering, every little thing is an issue to them.
[youtube=560,345]SI3lPLsbwjw[/youtube]Camera man: "What would you like to find in more Asian guys?"
GS dominating a market that has no competition
Girl: "Ummmmmmm...SMARTNESS???"
Camera man: "We're at Berkley!"
:lol
Speaking of Asian girls dating white girls, one such chick totally dodged me
Your dad looks just like you but thin and with better hair.
Wait, Willco is half black?
I turn 26 in five minutes. I didn't really think I'd make it this far. Feels weird. My dad was married at this age, and my mom was 26 when I was born. I'm not even close to being ready to get married or have a kid.
Who is dudebro in the maryland hoodie?
Nice happy pic btw.
Edit: Happy Birthday GS.
I don't agree with that video at all. The only time I see an Asian chick with a white guy is on the internet. In real life I only see them with black dudes or Asian dudes.
I've dated black women. Does that make me a race traitor?
Yeah, black people and Jews have a lot in common!
I think I can actually count the white women I have seriously dated on one hand. White women suck.
Skinny white dudes love black chicks but blacks chicks are more hesitant/cautious/not willing to date outside the race, at least that's my experience.Then they don't belong on the list again. They're not being snubbed. They're being too picky for their own good.
Yeah, black people and Jews have a lot in common!
I think I can actually count the white women I have seriously dated on one hand. White women suck.
But you guys believe in the old testament which supported the Jesus Freak's use of slavery. :smug
We struggled as slaves for far longer and instead of complaining, we just bought up and own everything. :smug
I'm attracted to a good-looking woman regardless of race, and ended up marrying an Asian, but white girls are easily the last on my list. If not an Asian, I think I would have ended up with a black woman. Race doesn't matter to me at all. There are much more important factors to look at.
I still say they're being snubbed in some form.
Will Federman: Prince Of Persia!
I dunno. I was talking about how many black men go for women outside of the race, while black women are the complete opposite and yet still remain single. That's pretty telling.Maybe if they weren't so goddamn loud.
Also, I'm a double race traitor, because I refuse to date Jewish women. It drives my grandparents and older family members batty, because technically, I'm the last completely Jewish member of my father's family (in that both my father and mother are Jewish). My great Aunt called me an anti-Semite last time I was in Brooklyn. :lol
Oh man, it's true though. I know tons of black women that I would sleep with or date based on looks alone. But fuck man, they're always loud and obnoxious. They're sweethearts when it comes down to it, but I couldn't fucking live with that. The quiet ones seem to be the homely ones.
I've only ever dated an Arab dude once when I was really young (he was Lebanese) and he was an absolute cock. From my experience, they are definitely not dating material. The ones I've known have just been complete idiots. Always completely sex-obsessed, interested in nothing else and let you know about it and act like they're all open-minded but in reality they're judgemental gossipy asses with no brain cells to put together. They're a lot less sensitive and caring too and I've never felt on the level with any of them.
My mum is always going on about how I need to find a nice Arab guy, one who was born in a western country so that we see eye-to-eye and share the same values, but even the ones I've met here in the UK have been just like their Arab country counterparts in a more hypocritical/facadey way.
White men all the way. /traitor
Arab women :drool :drool :drool :drool :drool
Arab women :drool :drool :drool :drool :drool
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whats her fuck from Life is an Arab, right?
I've only ever dated an Arab dude once when I was really young (he was Lebanese) and he was an absolute cock. From my experience, they are definitely not dating material. The ones I've known have just been complete idiots. Always completely sex-obsessed, interested in nothing else and let you know about it and act like they're all open-minded but in reality they're judgemental gossipy asses with no brain cells to put together. They're a lot less sensitive and caring too and I've never felt on the level with any of them.
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what about black guys yo :-\
what about black guys yo :-\
I've never had a black boyfriend before so I couldn't really say. Its odd because about 90% of men I get hit on/approached by are black.
when does the new dr who start
are you kidding me? say what you want, but despite that fake ass of her (yuck) Kim Kardashian is hot.
what about black guys yo :-\
I've never had a black boyfriend before so I couldn't really say. Its odd because about 90% of men I get hit on/approached by are black.
There is a reason!
what about black guys yo :-\
I've never had a black boyfriend before so I couldn't really say. Its odd because about 90% of men I get hit on/approached by are black.
There is a reason!
Yeah, about 50% of those approaches are made from behind, before they've seen my face :-\ :lol
what about black guys yo :-\
I've never had a black boyfriend before so I couldn't really say. Its odd because about 90% of men I get hit on/approached by are black.
There is a reason!
Yeah, about 50% of those approaches are made from behind, before they've seen my face :-\ :lol
:lol
What do they usually say?
Yeah, about 50% of those approaches are made from behind, before they've seen my face :-\ :lol
:lol
What do they usually say?
Something along the lines of hey can I talk to you for a minute, you look really good/sexy/beautiful, I want to get to know you better, attempted exchange of phone numbers etc. Oh and they always ask where I'm from.
And the thing about oggling asses, its much harder to do without being BLATANTLY OBVIOUS, unlike breasts. So I've had guys walking alongside me and talking whilst trying to take subtle glances, but there is very little subtlety that can be attributed to a glance that deviates from the face all the way down to below the waist.
I tried pursuing this Persian women a few years ago, but she was mostly just leading me on as it turned out. She was pretty hot. I admit that the whole sleeping with the enemy vibe was a turn on. The thing was that she was obsessed with thinking people looked at her as an Arab or Muslim when her skin was white as could be. If she hadn't told me she was Persian, I wouldn't have ever guessed it.:lol :lol :lol
Think many women would kill to be approached in the wild once.
I wouldn't do that. I'd probably wait 6 months before finally saying something along the lines of "pretty sunny outside huh"
I hate the attention because its always at inappropriate moments, i.e. on the streets, on the bus etc. Like its not so bad when at a bar or a club because there is a degree of expecting that kind of thing in that scenario. But when I'm walking home or I'm going to buy a pint of milk, or minding my own business on the bus, the last thing I want is to be harassed. And its always incessant and most guys who approach girls in that manner are incapable of taking no for an answer so its really really annoying.
And yes, you're right, I have never gone for guys who just use the same cliché lines and comments about appearance, particularly ones who approach me randomly on the streets.
I wouldn't do that. I'd probably wait 6 months before finally saying something along the lines of "pretty sunny outside huh"
Same, only I would follow it up by asking if she speaks Greek.
I wouldn't do that. I'd probably wait 6 months before finally saying something along the lines of "pretty sunny outside huh"
Same, only I would follow it up by asking if she speaks Greek.
Then ask how many roses
So if not the streets, where is a good time to hit on you? In the library? At school? At work? You even dislike being hit on at the club!
Think many women would kill to be approached in the wild once.
I wouldn't do that. I'd probably wait 6 months before finally saying something along the lines of "pretty sunny outside huh"
Same, only I would follow it up by asking if she speaks Greek.
Then ask how many roses
I'd tell her I would give her a dozen.
sometimes (rarely lulz) there'll be girl looking at me, smiling, and i smile too, but then i look away and go about my business. like, i'll be too shy to approach her.
I wouldn't do that. I'd probably wait 6 months before finally saying something along the lines of "pretty sunny outside huh"
Same, only I would follow it up by asking if she speaks Greek.
Then ask how many roses
I'd tell her I would give her a dozen.
Oh ok, you know I was just thinking since youre pretty it must be annoying but some less fortunate girl might find it ego boosting which you dont need ofcourse.
I wouldn't do that. I'd probably wait 6 months before finally saying something along the lines of "pretty sunny outside huh"
Same, only I would follow it up by asking if she speaks Greek.
Then ask how many roses
I'd tell her I would give her a dozen.
Would you get her a card?
but what if i actually approach her... what do i say?
i noticed you noticed me, so i just wanna put you on notice that i noticed you too?
I wouldn't do that. I'd probably wait 6 months before finally saying something along the lines of "pretty sunny outside huh"
Same, only I would follow it up by asking if she speaks Greek.
Then ask how many roses
I'd tell her I would give her a dozen.
Would you get her a card?
...What does that even mean?
elektrik, how do you like to be approached? give me some pointers here.
sometimes (rarely lulz) there'll be girl looking at me, smiling, and i smile too, but then i look away and go about my business. like, i'll be too shy to approach her.
i have no game whatsoever smh
but what if i actually approach her... what do i say?
i noticed you noticed me, so i just wanna put you on notice that i noticed you too?
Oh ok, you know I was just thinking since youre pretty it must be annoying but some less fortunate girl might find it ego boosting which you dont need ofcourse.
True.
I remember running into girls I knew from highschool who I always assumed knew they were cute. Then they say stuff like they were hideous back then by the reasoning that every boy ignored them.
There's probably still some of that in the 20s.
Yea. I also run into girls from high school who totally ignored me, but now act interested
"so you're doing good? that's cool, you were so nice in high school!"
"pretty much" :smug
"want to go out for a drink sometime? i have to drop my son off at his father's house, but after that i'm free"
" :-\"
Oh, I got Maurice beat. I think every guy runs into a chick that wouldn't give him the time of day, but now realizes how awesome he is after she has had a run of crappy boyfriends.
... but recently I reconnected with a girl from high school that I blew off because I was interested in her friend. And I wasn't mean or anything to her, we were quite friendly. But it was apparent that she liked me and I could care less.
And she is unbelievably gorgeous now. Really grew up.
You should meet my (Russian) best friend, tiesto!
Pfft, Americans and their age-complex!
You can't post that without any pics. It's not how it works here :wag
*making the "call me" motion*
I just got a call from Hollywood. I might have good news on Friday.
If so, I am going to build a harem of exotic looking women for all my homeys.
What are you talking about PD? hot chicks are pretty much the only good thing about israel.
What are you talking about PD? hot chicks are pretty much the only good thing about israel.
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I feel so tempted to make a Boogie date help thread titled "Women NEVER touch me": Boogie's Dilemma.
No offense, but women can probably tell that you're kind of a huge prick. And not the good kind.
Yup I just scrolled back a page where he attacked Kosma with bolded fucks.
Seems like a guy I wouldn't want to drink with.
Nice cover and that's all.
Yo Boogie I just let my thoughts flow when typing that up, as you said to fistful, this is the flogging a log thread. I'm not some expert myself as you guys jokingly make me out to be. It was just my 2 cents.
It was all well ment, so don't vent on me.
And that thing about your job (which you know I think is crazy cool as I would have never applied for it myself): its just something I noticed with army/police people. Doesnt mean it has to apply to you. But I have seen how these guys can talk endlessy about this stuff boring everyone to tears.
:lol :lol :lolWell it depends on where you are. Ask her about whatever it is she's doing. If she's reading a book or something, ask her about it.
If she's reading a book, tell her the author sucks.
Pfft, Americans and their age-complex!
I don't like dating younger women because most of them are stupid.This and most of them are just damned attention whores.
I'm a sucker for cute and smart
What are you talking about PD? hot chicks are pretty much the only good thing about israel.
Boogie strikes me as a decent, quality catch who is just cursed with shite luck. It totally happens, nothing you really can do except roll with the punches.
Kosma, whoever married Borys, etc.:rofl
The dude is rugged and cut, has a stable job, very well educated and has a great demeanor.
although i thought the green berets was my calling a couple months ago, i couldnt do that to my family, my mom used to roll her eyes at me and say "youre playing that game too much" in reference to modern warfare 2, but recently shes seen how serious i am and almost cried when she was pleading for me not to go, if i did army i wouldnt sign up for a combat position (can you even decide these things for yourself?)
joining the military because you have a deathwish is distinguished mentally-challenged, just kill yourself and save the guy that could be next to your distinguished mentally-challenged fellow rambo ass, i would expect to serve the full 20 years before retiring (wishful thinking i know)
Also elektrik since you're answering questions: Why do a lot of women date assholes and douchebags? Whats in it for them? I know chicks like to change guys and/or "tame" them. But don't they sometimes realize its a waste of time.:teehee
I was at a hillbilly restaurant in a tiny hillbilly town the other day after going hiking a couple hours away and I heard the most magnificient thing from a nearby table where one teenage male was giving relationship advice to another teenage male:
"Now, we all know that you are supposed to treat women like shit, but let me tell you something: they don't like it. Secretly, they don't."
:lol
I was at a hillbilly restaurant in a tiny hillbilly town the other day after going hiking a couple hours away and I heard the most magnificient thing from a nearby table where one teenage male was giving relationship advice to another teenage male:
"Now, we all know that you are supposed to treat women like shit, but let me tell you something: they don't like it. Secretly, they don't."
:lol
:lol
Also elektrik since you're answering questions: Why do a lot of women date assholes and douchebags? Whats in it for them? I know chicks like to change guys and/or "tame" them. But don't they sometimes realize its a waste of time.
I'm a sucker for cute and smart, to the point where I overlook character flaws and all sorts of baggage. I'm a repeat offender in that category, so maybe I am the one who is stupid. Like the chick that finally got back to me a week later, the only reason I'd entertain the thought of meeting up with her on Friday is because she's cute and educated on a wide variety of topics that I find many women in the area to be totally clueless about.
What a lame sweeping generalization.
sucking cock and going greekI'm a sucker for cute and smart, to the point where I overlook character flaws and all sorts of baggage. I'm a repeat offender in that category, so maybe I am the one who is stupid. Like the chick that finally got back to me a week later, the only reason I'd entertain the thought of meeting up with her on Friday is because she's cute and educated on a wide variety of topics that I find many women in the area to be totally clueless about.
What topics are these?
I'm a sucker for cute and smart, to the point where I overlook character flaws and all sorts of baggage. I'm a repeat offender in that category, so maybe I am the one who is stupid. Like the chick that finally got back to me a week later, the only reason I'd entertain the thought of meeting up with her on Friday is because she's cute and educated on a wide variety of topics that I find many women in the area to be totally clueless about.
What topics are these?
OK there's this guy I know who is like the biggest asshole I have ever known, he treats people like shit and thinks he is the closest thing to god on earth. Everything has to be about him and what not. There's this girl with him who I swear is the nicest girl you'd ever meet, just an overall good person. He cheats on her, calls her bitch around people, and totally demeans her. He also sleeps around with other chicks and she knows it, but she's convinced he loves her. And anytime I talk to him its all about how that "bitch" annoys him and how he finds it funny that she's sticking with him even though he'll keep fucking other chicks.
That asshole is a friend of mine actually, I tell him all the time to stop being such an asshole to the poor girl but he never listens.
This makes no sense.:patel
Maybe you are the asshole.:lol
(http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/Entertainment/Images/m-night-shyamalan.jpg)
HAY GUYS ANYONE DOING STUFF FOR ST PATRICK'S DAY
Also elektrik since you're answering questions: Why do a lot of women date assholes and douchebags? Whats in it for them? I know chicks like to change guys and/or "tame" them. But don't they sometimes realize its a waste of time.
Yeah, how come hetero women are the only people who will stay in romantic relationships when their partners sometimes act inconsiderate or cruel? Nobody else would ever do that!
HAY GUYS ANYONE DOING STUFF FOR ST PATRICK'S DAY
HAY GUYS ANYONE DOING STUFF FOR ST PATRICK'S DAY
OK I'm kind of stereotyping yeah, but I mean I know chicks who go for assholes. Assholes from the beginning. Its not like they became assholes or showed their true colors later. I'm not generalizing or anything but there are many women who are guilty of this.Also elektrik since you're answering questions: Why do a lot of women date assholes and douchebags? Whats in it for them? I know chicks like to change guys and/or "tame" them. But don't they sometimes realize its a waste of time.
Yeah, how come hetero women are the only people who will stay in romantic relationships when their partners sometimes act inconsiderate or cruel? Nobody else would ever do that!
HAY GUYS ANYONE DOING STUFF FOR ST PATRICK'S DAY
avoiding sauced up micks.
nyse has had "general mills wishes you a happy st patrick's day" with that leprechaun on the banner, then yesterday they had some dude dressed as him walking around waving at tourists
it was tragic
childhood though adulthood, because Arvie is pathetic, crush
Aww Arvie :(I hope you're volunteering to fly to Canada to pop Arvie's cherry.
Start saving Arvie!
You know Boogie is halfway considering flying to the UK himself :P
That's what you get for fighting with the English. Be in the Commonwealth, be in electricluv.
Or in physical danger. :(
Or in physical danger. :(
Yeah, but it's easy enough to lie about that on your refugee claim. :shh
...
:-\
While I was at the farmer's market this guy in green tights and gold sequined vest and shorts blurted out "I love your pants!" It took me a second to realize he meant me. I was like "thanks. . ."
And he was like "They're stellar!"
And I just didn't have a reply to that one.
While I was at the farmer's market this guy in green tights and gold sequined vest and shorts blurted out "I love your pants!" It took me a second to realize he meant me. I was like "thanks. . ."
And he was like "They're stellar!"
And I just didn't have a reply to that one.
While I was at the farmer's market this guy in green tights and gold sequined vest and shorts blurted out "I love your pants!" It took me a second to realize he meant me. I was like "thanks. . .""You should see them when they are off!" was probably the reply he was hoping for.
And he was like "They're stellar!"
And I just didn't have a reply to that one.
Damn I just watched the first disc of the Led Zeppelin DVD
:bow Motherfucking Jimmy Page! :bow2
Where can I find that live show in an audio format? I need this shit on my iPod.
Is there any easy way to compare colleges by certain majors?
RIP Nujabes. :'(
RIP Nujabes. :'(
WHAT.
RIP Nujabes. :'(
WHAT.
He died yesterday, apparently. :'( :'( :'(
RIP Nujabes. :'(
WHAT.
He died yesterday, apparently. :'( :'( :'(
Wtf. Source? Or is it just internet buzz for now?
I just finished my last (and only, since it was just one class this quarter) final exam, getting a 96/100. Pretty certain I will get an A in this course, which means I'll have gotten A's in every single course and will get my IT certification in April with a 4.0 grade average. Guess it's time to start on the job hunt!
I just finished my last (and only, since it was just one class this quarter) final exam, getting a 96/100. Pretty certain I will get an A in this course, which means I'll have gotten A's in every single course and will get my IT certification in April with a 4.0 grade average. Guess it's time to start on the job hunt!
:bow
doin' thangs
Official statement: http://e22.com/nujabes/
Apparently it was a car accident. Fuck that. :'(
Official statement: http://e22.com/nujabes/
Apparently it was a car accident. Fuck that. :'(
Official statement: http://e22.com/nujabes/
Apparently it was a car accident. Fuck that. :'(
Pics first.2nded.
if the guy didn't message me on AIM going HEY ASSHOLE WHERE'S MY SHIT
:lolif the guy didn't message me on AIM going HEY ASSHOLE WHERE'S MY SHIT
you should have responded: "hey, I'm just the exit of the digestive system...don't shoot the messenger" :teehee
Pros: Coffee lasted for over two hours, only ended when I chose to leave
Where can I find girly themes for the Blackberry bold 9700? I want them free with no virus's.My little sister is bugging the shit out of me, so can you guys please help?
Why do I accept friend requests on Facebook from people that I really do not wish to associate with? I *knew* this kid would write on my wall. And for the very same reason I accepted the friend request, I will respond. :-\
You know what I hate about FB?
The whole "friend suggestions" thing. Well, not as a whole because it's mostly useful. But I hate when I see some guy I knew in Middle School who made my life there less than comfortable at times.
Douche.
It's been a pain lately, with Shake/Cheebs antics galore.
"It's a squash"Stellar
"What's it taste like man?"
fuck :lolIt's been a pain lately, with Shake/Cheebs antics galore.
DIRTY GAME
Kelly Reitenbech
had a great day sledding today!
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Jeremy Schaab
I was worried you were up in Reve on the weekend. Snowpack should be settled by now hopefully.
Thu at 10:26am
Kelly Reitenbech
I was actually at Boulder yesterday. We kept it safe. In sicamous the rest of the weekend.
Yesterday at 1:38am
OMG work load and stress. I might die.Imagine if you had a social life as well!
OMG work load and stress. I might die.Whatcha workin' on? :dur
you released what
OMG work load and stress. I might die.Whatcha workin' on? :dur
OMG work load and stress. I might die.Whatcha workin' on? :dur
a 10 page essay on Intentionality and short essay on an epistemology article.
My essays always come back full of red marks :(
My essays always come back full of red marks :(
Tell me what you guys think (http://soundcloud.com/agentwhiskers/belly-up-revised) of this.
Why do I accept friend requests on Facebook from people that I really do not wish to associate with? I *knew* this kid would write on my wall. And for the very same reason I accepted the friend request, I will respond. :-\
Spill it.
You know what I hate about FB?
The whole "friend suggestions" thing. Well, not as a whole because it's mostly useful. But I hate when I see some guy I knew in Middle School who made my life there less than comfortable at times.
Douche.
has facebook ever improved anyone's life?
Tell me what you guys think (http://soundcloud.com/agentwhiskers/belly-up-revised) of this.
Sounds at first like a cinematic track. The beats sound separate from the rest and I am not sure if you want that or not.
Tell me what you guys think (http://soundcloud.com/agentwhiskers/belly-up-revised) of this.I like it. I don't love it but I like it.
So you're a ghamdi, so how greedy are you? :p
Yeah I wish I stole more shoes.
Not greedy enough for you babe. :-*
#include <stdio.h>
/****************************************************************************
* ps3.c
*
* Computer Science 121
* Your Name
*
* Super Text Adventure
*
* User starts in one of 4 rooms and hunts down a treasure.
***************************************************************************/
/*
* render: Draws the map. Places an X and T where the character and
* treasure reside, respectively.
*
* Parameters:
* room - A room number where the player is. Valid room numbers are 1-4.
*
*/
void render(int room)
{
if ((room < 1) || (room > 4))
{
printf("Cannot draw map, invalid room number: %d\n", room);
return;
}
printf("---------\n");
if (room == 1)
printf("| X | |\n");
else if (room == 2)
printf("| | X |\n");
else
printf("| | |\n");
printf("---------\n");
if (room == 3)
printf("| X | T |\n");
else if (room == 4)
printf("| | X |\n");
else
printf("| | T |\n");
printf("---------\n");
printf("You are in room %d.\n", room);
printf("\n");
}
/*
* move: Returns the room number the player resides in after moving
* north, west, south, or east. This function ensures that the player can
* never leave the map. If player attempts to move outside of
* room 1, 2, 3, or 4 an appropriate message is displayed, and the room
* the player originally resided in is returned.
*
* Parameters:
* command - An integer representing up [8], left [4], down [2], or right [6].
* player_room - The room number where the player is. Valid room numbers are 1-4.
*
* When this function is finished, the room number where the player resides after applying the given command
* will be stored in the value pointed to by player_room.
*/
void move(int command, int *player_room)
{
/* implement this function*/
return 0;
}
/* Game logic goes here */
int main()
{
int player_room = 1;
printf("== Super Text Adventure ==\n");
render(player_room);
}
Masturbation
orgasms
Father_Mike
Someone explain how to shower with a loofah. How do you wash your more delicate parts? How do you wash your ASS? Do you guys use spare washcloths for stuff like that?
Someone explain how to shower with a loofah. How do you wash your more delicate parts? How do you wash your ASS? Do you guys use spare washcloths for stuff like that?
I scrub my dick and balls with the loofah, as for my asscrack I just spread my cheeks and let the water flow like wine. Then I give it a quick wipe with my hand - scrubbing said hand with the loofah after. Poke my pooter with my pinky just for kicks, too.
Someone explain how to shower with a loofah. How do you wash your more delicate parts? How do you wash your ASS? Do you guys use spare washcloths for stuff like that?
Someone explain how to shower with a loofah. How do you wash your more delicate parts? How do you wash your ASS? Do you guys use spare washcloths for stuff like that?
i just use the soap bar directly on my bodyhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3PTNV0THy0#t=6m40s
I always hire a day laborer to lick me clean.
:lol :lolI always hire a day laborer to lick me clean.
Your wife is Mexican?
I don't understand how people use washcloths. That shit looks nasty.
Loofas ftw.
I don't understand how people use washcloths. That shit looks nasty.
Loofas ftw.
Use washcloth once. Put it in the hamper to be washed. Get new washcloth the next day. Simple.
Compared to using the same loofah you used the day prior without washing it. Loofahs are infested with germs. How are they somehow less disgusting?
:lol :lolI always hire a day laborer to lick me clean.
Your wife is Mexican?
She's not, but it's all South of the border to me.
But no, I usually get dudes because their rougher tongue cleans better and picks up more dirt.
I don't understand how people use washcloths. That shit looks nasty.
Loofas ftw.
Use washcloth once. Put it in the hamper to be washed. Get new washcloth the next day. Simple.
Compared to using the same loofah you used the day prior without washing it. Loofahs are infested with germs. How are they somehow less disgusting?
Good point, but washcloths still feel weird on my body.
and wet dog smells weird to my nose :smug
I don't understand how people use washcloths. That shit looks nasty.
Loofas ftw.
Use washcloth once. Put it in the hamper to be washed. Get new washcloth the next day. Simple.
Compared to using the same loofah you used the day prior without washing it. Loofahs are infested with germs. How are they somehow less disgusting?
Good point, but washcloths still feel weird on my body.
Loofahs feel good to me. Gets dry skin off real good. My problem is washing of the dick and the ass.
Should get a new loofah. How are those axe sponge things?
These:
(http://genderacrossborders.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/axe-loofah.jpg)
I'm just amazed that people stick their hands in their ass to clean it.... are you really that grossed out by your own ass?
I'm just amazed that people stick their hands in their ass to clean it.... are you really that grossed out by your own ass?
You're one of those freaks that refuses to lick ass or buttfuck chicks aren't you? Weirdo
I'm just amazed that people stick their hands in their ass to clean it.... are you really that grossed out by your own ass?
:droolI'm just amazed that people stick their hands in their ass to clean it.... are you really that grossed out by your own ass?
You're one of those freaks that refuses to lick ass or buttfuck chicks aren't you? Weirdo
his dick is too big for anal :'(
Exactly. I can understand not wanting to put your hand up there after a long day and take a whiff or taste. But if your ass is still grody while in the shower. Hell, just your ass crack. Something is wrong with you. Clean better or wipe better. Something.I'm just amazed that people stick their hands in their ass to clean it.... are you really that grossed out by your own ass?
I never understood people who could be disgusted by their own body. It's just your butt. Sure it has poop in it from time to time, but it's still YOURS. Just reach down and wipe it out. If you're covered head to toe in water and soap anyways, what's the big deal?
Exactly. I can understand not wanting to put your hand up there after a long day and take a whiff or taste. But if your ass is still grody while in the shower. Hell, just your ass crack. Something is wrong with you. Clean better or wipe better. Something.
To be fair though you guys have never seen what type of ungodly stuff lurks in Himu's asshole. That shit is not something you want to be responsible for on a daily basis.
Lick? No. Fuck? Why not.Weirdo
Also, I'm of the opinion that rubbing ones hands in your ass with soap is not really going to make it any cleaner.
That's as bad as people who just use a bar of soap or something to wash themselves, thinking just because they rub soap on their body they're automatically clean.
lol wat
Eh. Dude if I smell good and there is nothing visible, then I don't care honestly. Being clean is mostly sight, smell and peace of mind. You are never truly clean. As soon as you get out of the shower you are putting shit on that is infested with germs and when you touch anything in the bathroom you're pretty much infected with germs. Fuck it.
Our skin is most definitely better though.Also, I'm of the opinion that rubbing ones hands in your ass with soap is not really going to make it any cleaner.
That's as bad as people who just use a bar of soap or something to wash themselves, thinking just because they rub soap on their body they're automatically clean.
lol wat
It's kinda like white folks and lotion, just because your ash is hardly visible doesn't mean you don't get ashy or dry skin.
Since he's not on MSN
Hey, Joel, I actually went to the reception.
Cute Girl looks better than ever; in fact, she deserves a new name--hot girl (I'm bad at nicknames). She talked to me. I said something awkward. She laughed. I had nothing. She's still dating a dudebro. Kill me.
Flannel Girl has gained 15 pounds. Didn't go near her, despite her powerful gravitational pull (I'd still do her). Her dudebro is clearly not giving her a good enough workout in the sack.
/me cries
PS: stop asking me why I don't go to class, assholes.
PPS: thanks for the free drink card.
Since he's not on MSN
Hey, Joel, I actually went to the reception.
Cute Girl looks better than ever; in fact, she deserves a new name--hot girl (I'm bad at nicknames). She talked to me. I said something awkward. She laughed. I had nothing. She's still dating a dudebro. Kill me.
Flannel Girl has gained 15 pounds. Didn't go near her, despite her powerful gravitational pull (I'd still do her). Her dudebro is clearly not giving her a good enough workout in the sack.
/me cries
PS: stop asking me why I don't go to class, assholes.
PPS: thanks for the free drink card.
Himuro, since no one else wants to say it: you do realize that hot water + friction + soap = clean, right?
Himuro, since no one else wants to say it: you do realize that hot water + friction + soap = clean, right?I think he's overrating the friction part of it. It's pretty common for people who get obsessive-compulsive about cleaning to think rubbing harder cleans you better so, I dunno-maybe his rituals about it are just all out of comfort/familiarity of using a washcloth.
I'd totally Gay Marriage pact Malek if we're both not committed to a relationship at 40 :'( (and still posting in the Internets)
Is cute girl only now hot girl because you are comparing her to chubby lumberjack girl who once was flannel girl?Maybe. I was also pretty hammered. I'll go to class tomorrow just to check.
Is cute girl only now hot girl because you are comparing her to chubby lumberjack girl who once was flannel girl?If she's getting a little chubby and her boyfriend is a real dudebro (and not a normal guy that malek is just jealous of), then she's got low standards for both of those things.
Arvie maybe you should take the initiative to organise a study group? Two birds and 1 stone etc.
I think somebody just tried to break into my window and probably rape me. If you hear about a young man raped and murdered in his own home in Maryland, it may have been me. I am incredibly freaked out right now.
you were drinking in class and you still don't go to school? pffhmmm
Hey, Joel, I actually went to the reception.
Malek, you have a chance.
I'll go to class tomorrow just to check.:lol Do they ever catch you staring at them?
I forgot too my last epistemology class the prof. is taking us out for drinks. I will actually have to mingle and talk to people :(
I hope he still plans to lecture at the bar.
I'll go to class tomorrow just to check.:lol Do they ever catch you staring at them?
I forgot too my last epistemology class the prof. is taking us out for drinks. I will actually have to mingle and talk to people :(smh, Father Mike- just relax (get drunk) and have fun.
I hope he still plans to lecture at the bar.
girls get tired of dudebros fast. In her drunken state of apathetic weight gain, you have a chance.Malek, you have a chance.I can't compete with a dudebro.
I'll go to class tomorrow just to check.:lol Do they ever catch you staring at them?
On staring, I reminded of the College Humor vid of the dude in class, falling asleep, holding a fart and more importantly staring at the chick with the low cut shirt.
On staring, I reminded of the College Humor vid of the dude in class, falling asleep, holding a fart and more importantly staring at the chick with the low cut shirt.
do you have a link to this?
On staring, I reminded of the College Humor vid of the dude in class, falling asleep, holding a fart and more importantly staring at the chick with the low cut shirt.
do you have a link to this?
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1813834
On staring, I reminded of the College Humor vid of the dude in class, falling asleep, holding a fart and more importantly staring at the chick with the low cut shirt.
do you have a link to this?
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1813834
I think somebody just tried to break into my window and probably rape me. If you hear about a young man raped and murdered in his own home in Maryland, it may have been me. I am incredibly freaked out right now.
cool story bro
It will be when I'm dead and raped, wont it? Maybe they'll make a movie about the idiot who left his window open and was murdered (and afterwards raped) while reading about old wrestlers and kinda-watching the second Fantastic Four film on FX.
Plus I'm not feeling too confident right now since I need a haircuit. Right now I have an uneven mini fro
too lazy to walk to the barber shop. fml
Plus I'm not feeling too confident right now since I need a haircuit. Right now I have an uneven mini fro
too lazy to walk to the barber shop. fml
(http://i43.tinypic.com/2zj9r8m.jpg)
Bring it back, PD!
I'm using eBay for the first time in nine or ten years. Put up two items for sale. Both priced lower than all the others selling/sold. One sold. I stated specifically in the auction "ships to the U.S. ONLY." The winner is Canadian. Is it always like this? :lol
Plus I'm not feeling too confident right now since I need a haircuit. Right now I have an uneven mini fro
too lazy to walk to the barber shop. fml
(http://i43.tinypic.com/2zj9r8m.jpg)
Bring it back, PD!
even for blacks? i thought that was a white trash thing. I always knew you were a white guy who wanted to be asian stuck in a black man's body.
I'm using eBay for the first time in nine or ten years. Put up two items for sale. Both priced lower than all the others selling/sold. One sold. I stated specifically in the auction "ships to the U.S. ONLY." The winner is Canadian. Is it always like this? :lol
Hot Girl wasn't in class, or at least I didn't spot her (there was a guest lecturer and the moot court was packed).:lol
sigh
After class, I met with my admin group to begin work on our assignment. I knew things weren't going to go well as soon I realized I was the only one not wearing a baseball cap. :-\
This is how a black person rat tail looked like.
(http://cache1.asset-cache.net/xc/50589272.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=E41C9FE5C4AA0A1418C5490F5B75E953370DA240A3E0D4F69C09E63AF7274336B01E70F2B3269972)
:lol flat tops
:lol rat tails
(http://i44.tinypic.com/2zdx3mf.jpg)
Can't you ghetto guys post some pics of what a part, ceasar, fade or bowl cut look like?
can't wait for Borys' response :lol
Sounds like she's delaying the blow off til later. I have a feeling she'll be busy when you call for that coffee everytime.
if you get the coffee, make sure to rub her leg a lot. :hyper
Sounds like she's delaying the blow off til later. I have a feeling she'll be busy when you call for that coffee everytime.
Pics :hyperif you get the coffee, make sure to rub her leg a lot. :hyper
Well, she does have fucking sexy legs. :hyper
Yeah. It's usually when they've initiated a soft blow off earlier and you try again and they don't feel like a soft blow off worked but they don't want to be rude so they're just hoping you never actually take them up on that offer or they figure they'll find an excuse then. It's easier than being direct apparently.Sounds like she's delaying the blow off til later. I have a feeling she'll be busy when you call for that coffee everytime.
Yea, I've heard that before :'(
"so I'll be in your area this weekend, want to get a bite to eat or something?"
"aww i'm going to visit my grandma this weekend sorry"
"oh i hope she's doing good"
"yeah...well anyway, see you later"
Odd, because my limited experience is that when a chick actually makes such an offer, she'll usually follow through on it.You're hot though so our rules don't apply.
I really need to get laid, its been like 5 months :'(
if you get the coffee, make sure to rub her leg a lot. :hyper
Well, she does have fucking sexy legs. :hyper
Nie dla psa kiełbasa :wag
Hmm, maybe it's not porn, unless he likes watching all the boring shit too.
Hmm, maybe it's not porn, unless he likes watching all the boring shit too.
You can stop looking anytime man.
Did she ask if you ride a horse?
I could clearly see on his computer monitor two guys with mustaches sucking each others faces off and I just assumed it was gay porn. It definitely had that distinct porn/soap opera look to it. I looked over again a little while later and it was some guys standing around and chit-chatting next to a fountain so I put my dingdong away and made a sandwich.
This should have been your first clue that she wasn't into you.Did she ask if you ride a horse?
she did not, actually.
Didn't you just get out of a relationship not too long ago? Damn man, you know how to work it.
Didn't you just get out of a relationship not too long ago? Damn man, you know how to work it.
> implying it's hard to get a girl in Japan
My cousin is getting 60 years in prison for child abuse. :x
http://moultrieobserver.com/local/x250446627/Jury-argues-into-the-night-in-child-abuse-case
http://moultrieobserver.com/breakingnews/x769244076/Chaneys-sentenced-to-decades
You said black chicks aren't seen in a good light there, but what about black guys? :-*I answered that earlier man. Women here think black guys are "ugly" just because they're black, most do though. And a lot get with black guys for one night stands because of their big dicks, and a friend of mine is pretty much a womanizer and he's black. Although girly young white guys would go for you, they fucking love black dick.
Do these girls shave?
In Islamic societies, for example, removing the pubic hair is a religiously endorsed practice under the Sunan al-Fitra.[18]
It's just natural to smile back when someone smile at you, right?
It seems I've found the crux of the problem here: you guys lack confidence, not only in yourselves but just in general.
It's just natural to smile back when someone smile at you, right?
:lol NOOOO
:(
It's just natural to smile back when someone smile at you, right?
:lol NOOOO
:(
I just nod my head
You're the biggest asshole and nicest guy at the same time.
I just nod my head
Remember these anime shirts in the early 2000's?
:lol
(http://www.thefunkstore.com/T-ShirtLounge/NewBlackDragonBallClubShirt05.jpg)
Can't you just ask your mom?
Because they look alike?So Wrath how do they feel about Latin Americans over there? :-*Oh we love latino's and latina's over here :-*
just wander around in my own world. other than that i'm pretty normal. of course i'd do badly in a romantic situation but thats just due to inexperience. problem is i dont care enough to obtain it.
sex is dangerous yo
Yep and because Latina's have big asses, arabs love big asses.
Because they look alike?
Yep and because Latina's have big asses, arabs love big asses.
Because they look alike?
In google trends, the countries that have most searched 'ass':
1) Morocco
2) Egypt
:lol
I've never met a latina with a big ass (and there were a lot at my catholic secondary school). Maybe the ones that migrate to England have small asses, because they're shunned in their homeland!
Yep and because Latina's have big asses, arabs love big asses.
Because they look alike?
In google trends, the countries that have most searched 'ass':
1) Morocco
2) Egypt
:lol
I've never met a latina with a big ass (and there were a lot at my catholic secondary school). Maybe the ones that migrate to England have small asses, because they're shunned in their homeland!
Do you consider yourself to have a big ass? Maybe you should post a pic so we can unbiasedly judge it.
Do you consider yourself to have a big ass? Maybe you should post a pic so we can unbiasedly judge it.
people tend to pursue it once theyve had it
watched the House episode "Airborne"
there's a chick named Meta Golding in that episode. she's really pretty. look her up.
الرياض حي الاندلس حول بقالة وعد
Decode that if you can!
Quoteالرياض حي الاندلس حول بقالة وعد
Decode that if you can!
"Riyadh al-Andalus neighborhood grocery store on the promise!", quoth Google Translate.
alreeyaz he alonedas hool bagolat va ad? fucking vowel nazi...Hey, do you have a longitude, latitude position for this cousin of yours? Thanks.الرياض حي الاندلس حول بقالة وعد
Decode that if you can!
So, last Thursday my film professor came late to class (which is not irregular) and after some disrespectful prompting from the students in my class, he broke down and let us all know that he had terminal cancer. He apologized for being late and missing some screenings, but he was dying. He cried a few times, said dying sucked, said it really sucked for his wife and four-year-old daughter, but that he had a PhD in film studies and wanted to teach us what he knew before he died. The whole thing was really heart breaking but I respected him for what he was doing and I couldn't wait until the next class, because everything he said would be that much more important. He wasn't teaching because it was his job, he was teaching because he wanted to give us some of his knowledge before he died and everything he knew was gone forever.
Then I got an email today from the department saying that since a large number students complained to their advisors about the professor acting "emotional and erratic" in class, the department decided it would be best to have him take a leave of absence for the rest of the semester and we'd get a new instructor.
Sometimes I really hate the kids at my university.
Then I got an email today from the department saying that since a large number students complained to their advisors about the professor acting "emotional and erratic" in class, the department decided it would be best to have him take a leave of absence for the rest of the semester and we'd get a new instructor.That's extremely fucked up.
Sometimes I really hate the kids at my university.
The weird thing is he got on a rant about Bob Stoops, the head football coach at OU, saying he was an overpaid dickhead and how scary it was how much power he had in Oklahoma considering his education level and what he does for living (he's the highest paid state employee; he makes over five times more than the president of the university and the governor combined) and poof now he's gone!I looked it up and that fuck makes $5 million a year?
you should wright a complaint about the complaints.Yes just don't get Arvie to wright it.
you should wright a complaint about the complaints.
Then I got an email today from the department saying that since a large number students complained to their advisors about the professor acting "emotional and erratic" in class, the department decided it would be best to have him take a leave of absence for the rest of the semester and we'd get a new instructor.
Sometimes I really hate the kids at my university.
We usually (unofficially) give students the option of a 100% final exam,
in case you do really well on the final. I will most likely do that for Math 266.
What a bunch of dickhead students.
Just got an A on my thesis :rock:rock :rock :rock :rock :rock :rock :rock :rock :rock :rock :rock :rock :rock :rock :rock :rock :rock :rock :rock :rock :rock :rock :rock
Last night, before I went home, the doctor working the ER (the one that calls all the patients "fucking inbreds") called me over to his desk. He had a serious look on his face.
"Andy, have you ever seen DSL's like this before?"
"Wha...."
He was watching a porno slide show on his computer that a friend had emailed him. He laughed.
I fucking love my job.
So, last Thursday my film professor came late to class (which is not irregular) and after some disrespectful prompting from the students in my class, he broke down and let us all know that he had terminal cancer. He apologized for being late and missing some screenings, but he was dying. He cried a few times, said dying sucked, said it really sucked for his wife and four-year-old daughter, but that he had a PhD in film studies and wanted to teach us what he knew before he died. The whole thing was really heart breaking but I respected him for what he was doing and I couldn't wait until the next class, because everything he said would be that much more important. He wasn't teaching because it was his job, he was teaching because he wanted to give us some of his knowledge before he died and everything he knew was gone forever.
Then I got an email today from the department saying that since a large number students complained to their advisors about the professor acting "emotional and erratic" in class, the department decided it would be best to have him take a leave of absence for the rest of the semester and we'd get a new instructor.
Sometimes I really hate the kids at my university.
Well he had called some students who were being jackasses jackasses.
One was sleeping during the professor's "I'm dying" speech and the others were complaining about not getting credit for coming to class.
I don't know why you're calling her a stupid bitch, and least she was nice enough to lie to you and say it's because of your age she doesn't want to ever see you again.
I don't know why you're calling her a stupid bitch, and least she was nice enough to lie to you and say it's because of your age she doesn't want to ever see you again.
How much older is she? Dude you seem like a mature fellow. You already have a good serious career that demands a lot of responsibility. And at the same time you find time to hang out with buddies/have good fun. What's not to love.
How much older is she? Dude you seem like a mature fellow. You already have a good serious career that demands a lot of responsibility. And at the same time you find time to hang out with buddies/have good fun. What's not to love.
Her 31 vs. me 26.
Her biological clock is ticking. Maybe she just doesn't think you wouldn't want to settle down. I wouldn't see age as an issue either.How much older is she? Dude you seem like a mature fellow. You already have a good serious career that demands a lot of responsibility. And at the same time you find time to hang out with buddies/have good fun. What's not to love.
Her 31 vs. me 26.
Her biological clock is ticking. Maybe she just doesn't think you wouldn't want to settle down. I wouldn't see age as an issue either.
Well, tell her that.
I'm really getting sick of this shit. :-\
Last week (persian new year), my family was over at somebody's house and a 17 yo girl's dad was asking me a lot of specific questions about what kind of degree and job and all that I was going towards and when I'm planning to get married. So, basically obvious implications that he's shopping around and I just tried as hard as I could to bullshit him with really vague answers because 17 yo girl's are still girls.I told Cheebs already, forgot to mention it here: my mom wants to set me up with a 32yo chick. I'm 23. That's far worse than the age difference between you and this chick :lolHow much older is she? Dude you seem like a mature fellow. You already have a good serious career that demands a lot of responsibility. And at the same time you find time to hang out with buddies/have good fun. What's not to love.Her 31 vs. me 26.
5 years isn't bad
Do you have a pic of her? Post it here, it's not like you have any reason not to.
Boogie, she's not interested. Go for somebody better.
omg called a Shiba Inu breeder. Looks like I'm getting a puppy in two months!
:heartbeat Shibas!!!!
Mine just combed my hair like I was her child. Then she put her paw on my forehead as if to say, "Hold still damn it!"
omg called a Shiba Inu breeder. Looks like I'm getting a puppy in two months!
:heartbeat Shibas!!!!
Mine just combed my hair like I was her child. Then she put her paw on my forehead as if to say, "Hold still damn it!"
How are they with other dogs? I hear they don't socialize well and eventually I want to get another dog so that they can keep each other company.
I'll help you by following you. :-*
I've always known you were a twit GR.
Ein was a corgi.
Ein was a corgi.
I knew someone who named their Corgi Ein ::)
I imagine Maurice refers to her as Library Chick in real-life.
New Kitten:
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v210/manabyte/cat/Figaro02.jpg)
New Kitten:
ugly as fuck
Saw this on /co/
http://www.gamespot.com/pages/forums/show_msgs.php?topic_id=27163592
shit is creepy, someone should animate it.
New Kitten:
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v210/manabyte/cat/Figaro02.jpg)
Saw this on /co/
http://www.gamespot.com/pages/forums/show_msgs.php?topic_id=27163592
shit is creepy, someone should animate it.
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3271737
brown jesus, please.go up to your foreign coworker and just ask them to fuck you?Nah man be friendly.
that's genius.
If she goes to a certain bar be there and start flirting. When things get serious tell her you're only looking for a one night stand. She says yes good for you, no move on.
Its not that hard.
Huh?Why not just flirt with her at school until he gets to know her better and gets an idea of what she's expecting. Trying to track down her favorite watering hole and coincidentally being there at the same time comes off a little desperate.
am nintenho is confused on how to directly approach women.Or he could just try flirting with her at school. Less adult male competition. You guys should think these things through.
Spring in Ireland :'(
Good thing it wont snow in Cork.
http://www.independent.ie/multimedia/archive/00540/snow5_pa_540341t.jpg
Or he could just try flirting with her at school. Less adult male competition. You guys should think these things through.
Any time I think of Montana, I can't help but remember some shitty Joey Lawrence movie off the Disney channel where he works on a ranch in Montana. :-\
Kant's antinomies :bow2??? I just looked this up and it still doesn't make sense to me...
I always think of Joe. :heartbeatAny time I think of Montana, I can't help but remember some shitty Joey Lawrence movie off the Disney channel where he works on a ranch in Montana. :-\
At least you don't think Hannah Montana.
Going to go watch THE GHOST WRITER later. Got to support my man.
Going to go watch THE GHOST WRITER later. Got to support my man.
Everthing's good, she makes me a better person, etc.
I always think of Joe. :heartbeatAny time I think of Montana, I can't help but remember some shitty Joey Lawrence movie off the Disney channel where he works on a ranch in Montana. :-\
At least you don't think Hannah Montana.
Everthing's good, she makes me a better person, etc.
you got a girlfriend? Tell me about it, I haven't got the news yet :heart
I'm not fat, but I am a virgin. Those are two conditions that can be fixed. Unlike, you know, genital warts.
I'm not fat, but I am a virgin. Those are two conditions that can be fixed. Unlike, you know, genital warts.
Kosma ethered
Genital warts are curable, Broseph Goebbels. You're thinking of genital herpes.
By your standards 75-90% of the people are sluts? :lol
How many sexual partners must one have per period of time to be considered a "slut"? Also what constitutes "sex" and at what point is an individual considered a "sexual partner"?
I have my own opinions but just throwing it out there. I think it's interesting discussion topic. :)
Montana is beautiful but it's not the US you're expecting.
Sleeping with 2/3 women a year is slutty Ichi? :lol
You must not get out at all jesus.
Because there isnt much to discuss Ichi.
I'm just saying you're a no life loser.
Annihilating GS is just a daily fact of my life.
Evilbore has been so hateful lately. It's getting pretty...yea... :-/
Was that before or after that middle-aged divorcée, Mrs. Doubtfire (or whatever her name is), ate out your asshole?
Evilbore has been so hateful lately. It's getting pretty...yea... :-/
I blaming this on Ichirou and Green Shinobi, and I shall give them a public ultimatum: take your shit to PMs and hate fuck. Leave it out of the public domain.
Sorry if I'm adding fuel to the fire but I just won't take crap from maggots like ichi or pd anymore.
Ofcourse you are baffled, everything baffles you you autisitic virgin twat. If shit didnt baffle you 24/7 you'd probably go out more and experience something.
Also 75-90% people has HPV as you could have read, and funny enough that comes close to the number of people who experienced more then you.
1% have it at any one time, 75-90% have had it in their life.
But I dont have warts on my dick?
:rofl1% have it at any one time, 75-90% have had it in their life.
An HPV infection doesn't necessarily mean you're getting genital warts. You, however, have warts on your dick. You and 1% of Americans.
It's a jungle out there.
Uhm? I said I shave everything. Warts are above my dick, under the waistline. But yeah I shave my balls too.
PD youre dumb as dogshit.
Uhm? I said I shave everything. Warts are above my dick, under the waistline. But yeah I shave my balls too.
PD youre dumb as dogshit. Congrats you managed to kiss a chick at 20 years I guess :lol
yeah 23 year old virgins are the normal ones
this is what this thread feels like
(http://somewhatmanlynerd.com/gifs/wheelchairfight.00.gif)
this is what this thread feels like
(http://somewhatmanlynerd.com/gifs/wheelchairfight.00.gif)
Ive said it many times before so sorry to dissapoint you, I dont have warts on my dick.:wtf
God fucking dammit. I have to go see a doctor or my jonhson will die off.
Well my mister happy is not so happy now. Went to the doc, and ofcourse my doctor guy wasnt there, but some woman. I had to show her my jonhson, she prescribed me some toxic shit that will erode my cock. There were cute girls at the apothecary where I went to get it, not that flirting is possible when you´re getting shit to cure your dick and they know it :lol
Gonna put on the stuff now :-\
Why not?
Figure of speach?
I can send you pics you want.I wouldn't be able to open them because of my computer's anti-virus software.
Another virgin/recluse coming to join the fight.A. I'm not a virgin.
Because I still wasnt tired of this bull, but with losers like PD and Ichi I'm sick of it now.
Evilbore has been so hateful lately. It's getting pretty...yea... :-/
Actually I already have a college degree, have friends, have had a girlfriend. Haven't had genital warts yet though.
Actually I already have a college degree, have friends, have had a girlfriend. Haven't had genital warts yet though.
???
associates?
???Because I still wasnt tired of this bull, but with losers like PD and Ichi I'm sick of it now.
I walk away a virgin, you walk away with genital warts. You tell me who won
i still hate you himmmu
Would you two just fuck already?
Kosma likes PD cause he's a virgin and inexperienced, PD likes Kosma cause he has genital warts and is dangerous. Damn just hump and get it over with.
Internet dudes duking it out, if only single women could see you all now :punch
PD youre the biggest chump on this forum, you could be making millions and still be fucking cigarillo like now. You have no life experience in anything, keep waiting on life to happen in the future loser.
I'll ban PD
If someone paypals me $75
Because I still wasnt tired of this bull, but with losers like PD and Ichi I'm sick of it now.
I walk away a virgin, you walk away with genital warts. You tell me who won
Because I still wasnt tired of this bull, but with losers like PD and Ichi I'm sick of it now.
I walk away a virgin, you walk away with genital warts. You tell me who won
Kosma.