Well actually he didn't cheat on me. You'd know that if you weren't quite so stupid and read before you you typed. And I don't really give a shit about his Internet accounts. This gaming forum thing is his life. He is PATHETIC. He spends more time with his electronics than with his daughter. (the child, by the way was his idea, not me just getting knocked up) While revenge is on the agenda, it won't involve little forums or any kind. This is just for my amusement basically. Any little boy that needs to hit girls for any reason is a loser. An self defense is crap. Men don't get beat up by women. They let that happen. And by the way it's funny how your comment implies that im that pathetic. Honey, I don't know if you know this or not, but you're on a gaming forum right now. Talking shit to someone you don't know about a situation you don't understand. I feel like "grow up" is a little implied here. Thanks for participating though <3
Yeah. You guys are all so ignorant it is astounding! Here's one: get off the computer! You're not 10! Videogames are for children! Forums are for children and/or pervs. Have I left anythig out? Nope just checked. That's about all
Lol lets keep her and rename her Janicehere's another one for dumb cunts running their mouths about big girl things that they obviously don't understand. And also for making my point yet again that perhaps you should go and do something better since you are so moved by my post that you had to get a word in. Good for you. It was entirely worthless considerring you know nothing about the situation nor the people involved. God I hate dumb bitches. They make the rest of us look so stupid by gender association.
best way to get back on him is give yourself a case of genital warts, and I can help out with that baby :smuglol thank god! Hahaha ok that made my day a little better
i will leave forums for good if she burns his collection of ayn rand books and posts pics of the bonfire
"janice," see what good you can do? savage his deepest-held ideals AND rid the internet of another smartass shitheel! win-win! DO IT.
i will leave forums for good if she burns his collection of ayn rand books and posts pics of the bonfire
"janice," see what good you can do? savage his deepest-held ideals AND rid the internet of another smartass shitheel! win-win! DO IT.
Oh shit what, dude is a woman beating Randroid?
Yeah, burn his copies of Atlas Shrugged and Anthem and whatnot. Also his framed, signed picture of RON PAUL.
i will leave forums for good if she burns his collection of ayn rand books and posts pics of the bonfirelol tht was the first thing that crossed my mind after
"janice," see what good you can do? savage his deepest-held ideals AND rid the internet of another smartass shitheel! win-win! DO IT.
You had this Randroid's baby?
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let's talk about this punchno honey, it wasn't a punch. I've been punched by dudes. He carried me by my neck into the living room, threw me on the ground and hammer punched me in the head, shoulder, and ribs no less than 12 times. I'm not a pussy. I wouldn't get this fired up about nothing.
was it a manpunch, or a random arm flailing
i will leave forums for good if she burns his collection of ayn rand books and posts pics of the bonfire
"janice," see what good you can do? savage his deepest-held ideals AND rid the internet of another smartass shitheel! win-win! DO IT.
lol tht was the first thing that crossed my mind after
homocide actually. But burning books that he hasn't really nor is ever really going to read isn't as gratifying as talking shit about him on his Internet accounts which he does aparently care about. But no worries. What's coming is going to be much better. For me I guess. Not so much for him lol
let's talk about this punchno honey, it wasn't a punch. I've been punched by dudes. He carried me by my neck into the living room, threw me on the ground and hammer punched me in the head, shoulder, and ribs no less than 12 times. I'm not a pussy. I wouldn't get this fired up about nothing.
was it a manpunch, or a random arm flailing
You had this Randroid's baby?yep. That's the woman beating baby daddy. I sure know how to pick em!
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Use his beloved electronics as kindling for the Rand burn.well I took the baby, turned his computer into dust and threw his tv on the floor. Now I'm ruining his Internet accounts, and when he gets out of jail my good good friends will be really happy to see his pretty face :)
Were you being a parasite?what do you mean?
or carve a smiley face on the tip, bitches love smiley faces:lol
Were you being a parasite?what do you mean?
you didn't ruin this internet account, you made it better
or carve a smiley face on the tip, bitches love smiley faceswe do. It's so true!
you didn't ruin this internet account, you made it better
It's true.
The sad thing about todays current state of affairs is that responsible rational people have become so rare that we can no longer gear laws encouraging the social dominance of these people and instead must gear laws towards individuals who are apparently too dumb and ignorant and lazy to put their pants on properly. Long live the mediocre
lol I thought you were asking if I had been a nagging freeloading whor€. Which I wasn't. Until I got knocked around.Were you being a parasite?what do you mean?
I was just referencing Rand's Objectivism.
I barely knew who he was. I had to look at his post history.
make sure you get his guns
i'm back -- captainbiotch was ocelittle?
isn't he buttpals with that other well-known internet misogynist, olimario
I barely knew who he was. I had to look at his post history.
And spotted there:
"Guns don't kill people, people kill people, deal with the real problem, BAD PEOPLE."
I guess as long as you don't outright shoot someone, it's all good.
I didn't take any of his shit. Believe it or not this is as bad as I get. Unless you hit me...
Also, did you get his guns? :drool
edit: god damn it Eel >:(
The thing is, in todays fear mongering cowardly society, there are a lot of scared, stupid people such as yourself that would be incapable of handling the responsibility of carrying a firearm and using it effectively.
what makes you think this is a gaming forum? we have a sub section full of cock picsPRAISE THE LORD! Internet cock! Jk ;)
It's okay, we don't play games either, we just hit on dudes and talk about tech crap. Pick a username, you can have his account and we can bash him all the time.i would but I really don't want to get all his messages from his Internet sluts. Oops I mean cyanista. Oops I mean... What? Who said that lol
It's okay, we don't play games either, we just hit on dudes and talk about tech crap. Pick a username, you can have his account and we can bash him all the time.i would but I really don't want to get all his messages from his Internet sluts. Oops I mean cyanista. Oops I mean... What? Who said that lol
ouchI've seen her hoo hoo. I think that entitles me to call her whatever I'd enjoy
I didn't take any of his shit. Believe it or not this is as bad as I get. Unless you hit me...
ouchI've seen her hoo hoo. I think that entitles me to call her whatever I'd enjoy
ouchI've seen her hoo hoo. I think that entitles me to call her whatever I'd enjoy
Goddamnit, stop holding out and leak the goods.
I TOTALLY would but I destroyed his computer. :( although... I did pull something out before hand that looks like it might be some kind of memory storage lol (I am completely electronics distinguished mentally-challenged!)Care to post some?It's okay, we don't play games either, we just hit on dudes and talk about tech crap. Pick a username, you can have his account and we can bash him all the time.i would but I really don't want to get all his messages from his Internet sluts. Oops I mean cyanista. Oops I mean... What? Who said that lol
I TOTALLY would but I destroyed his computer. :(
well, just make sure you and your baby are safe, take all the proper precautions, etc. (in other words, i'm not kidding about bringing up the gun collection to the cops)
if he's got such a short fuse that you yelling at him over his internet fuckups tweaks him to the point of throwing you on the floor and punching you a dozen times, you should take that at least halfway seriously
lol really they weren't goods. She's a little been had. Question: do guys like to slum it when they're being shiesty? Cause every time stuff like this goes down it's always a chick that's uglier than me and it kinda makes me sad. Well mostly grossed out. But a little sad too.ouchI've seen her hoo hoo. I think that entitles me to call her whatever I'd enjoy
Goddamnit, stop holding out and leak the goods.
ill post mine if you post hers
[/quotecrushed his computer between cement stairs and a 30 pound dumbell.
Prettiness and/or a good personality can't compete with a willingness to show genitals on the internet. That's just how it is.
I had more respect for Cyanista than that. Oh well.
We can scrub the accout - new username, new email, etc.
Its yours.
I highly doubt you'll hear from anyone. That particular poster isn't even active here.
Then we can have a countdown thread until his release from jail, and laugh when news trickles in that he was sodomized with baseball bats by a roving masked mob of angry vilgilantes!
Prettiness and/or a good personality can't compete with a willingness to show genitals on the internet. That's just how it is.good to know! Although. I don't know if mine are naked. I don't think they are but someone randomly asked me if I was the asain girl he posted a pic of. And I assume I am. But I haven't seen it. Hope hope hope it's not naked or worse though!!!!!!!!!! And it's more than looks an personality ;)
Right, Eel? :smug
:lol @ "a little been had"thank you!
i'm just gonna add that to my phrasebook right now
in answer to your question - boys do, men don't
married, with child = grow up and stop dicking around with every awkwardly-angled blown-out contrast facebook picture on the internet
No idea. I'm not an internet busybody.
Let this be a lesson to all women that marry libertarians.self proclaimed libertarian as well as philosopher, novelist, ladies man, the list is truely endless in regard to the real captainbiotchs length on self proclimations
Women really should stop letting their boyfriends take nudie shots.
uuuuuh no
Ellrick's fine. There was some blowup at OA earlier this year about her abandoning her kid. Normally OA rumors are bullshit until proven otherwise but her posts in that thread were a lot more evasive than one would expect if you did not abandon your kid. Then Saint Cornelius lost his shit.
I can't tell if lennedsay is curious or incensed.I'm sticking with illiterate since I've said like 4 times that I destroyed the computer which ha the pics on it
when does corny not lose his shit, though? rhetorical question: i know there was roughly 7 minutes in 1997 where his shit was totally found.
So by this logic, can we assume all libertarians are boys?
when does corny not lose his shit, though? rhetorical question: i know there was roughly 7 minutes in 1997 where his shit was totally found.
Get off of his dick.
I can't tell if lennedsay is curious or incensed.I'm sticking with illiterate since I've said like 4 times that I destroyed the computer which ha the pics on it
Taking nekked pics of your girl is awesome. Im still royaly pissed I threw my small collection away when i thought I found true and everlasting love.
I can't tell if lennedsay is curious or incensed.I'm sticking with illiterate since I've said like 4 times that I destroyed the computer which ha the pics on it
Welp, then case dismissed. Can't prove she's been-had with no evidence.
hey those cyanista pics are pretty cute
hey those cyanista pics are pretty cute
its really important, does he have a 360, PS3 or a Wii?360, ps3, all kinds of electronics that I'm not going to use. But as much as I'd like to just give away everything he owns, part out his cars, set fore to his apartment, and bitchslap his parents for raising him to be this way, I'm a nice girl and I couldn't just get rid of his shit while he's in jail. I'm pretty honest. If a man wants to hit me and I DONT deserve it, he can expect to get cut or jumped. And aparently his inernet accounts usurped, but not robbed lol <3Ignoring your wartridden dong for a second, if you can, you know I'm right.
Taking nekked pics of your girl is awesome. Im still royaly pissed I threw my small collection away when i thought I found true and everlasting love.
I can't tell if lennedsay is curious or incensed.I'm sticking with illiterate since I've said like 4 times that I destroyed the computer which ha the pics on it
Welp, then case dismissed. Can't prove she's been-had with no evidence.
If she submitted them through a PM or e-mail, they might still be around.
lol!! Maybe nobody told you how it works. If you've had a baby, you've been had. Period. True story.I can't tell if lennedsay is curious or incensed.I'm sticking with illiterate since I've said like 4 times that I destroyed the computer which ha the pics on it
Welp, then case dismissed. Can't prove she's been-had with no evidence.
lol!! Maybe nobody told you how it works. If you've had a baby, you've been had. Period. True story.I can't tell if lennedsay is curious or incensed.I'm sticking with illiterate since I've said like 4 times that I destroyed the computer which ha the pics on it
Welp, then case dismissed. Can't prove she's been-had with no evidence.
me?Well of course it is. For the dude. Girls like it too, but then they get miffed when the nudies hit the web.
Well thats just lame, I dont understand why guys do that, unless she cheated :smug
lol!! Maybe nobody told you how it works. If you've had a baby, you've been had. Period. True story.I can't tell if lennedsay is curious or incensed.I'm sticking with illiterate since I've said like 4 times that I destroyed the computer which ha the pics on it
Welp, then case dismissed. Can't prove she's been-had with no evidence.
So you've been had then. True story!
I haven't shot out any little fuck trophies yet, so I'm still good. 8)
He's never listened to The Beatles:
http://www.last.fm/user/captainbiotch (http://www.last.fm/user/captainbiotch)
fuck him!
:-*But you do admit to having a meth lab?
Edit: I also haven't been to jail for my meth lab, and don't live in a 2-story trailer (a trailer on top of another trailer). I defy all the odds. :punch
distant, short form: biotch, forum libertarian, apparently went randy savage on his baby momma and chokeslammed her, and then hammer punched her nine ways from tuesday. when his rage glands had finished discharging, he ran squealing into the night, and his baby momma done trashed his electronics and hijacked his forum accounts in revenge. this thread is one of the results, and here we are! frankly, she's a sore improvement over his mealy-mouthed political chest puffin'.
:zelda Lennedsay: Supplyin' Methamphetamine to the Midwest since 96' :zelda
He's never listened to The Beatles:no he really doesn't that liar! I listen to the beatles!! And he talked shit to me about liking oldies/classic rock!
http://www.last.fm/user/captainbiotch (http://www.last.fm/user/captainbiotch)
fuck him!
any weird sexual preferences we should be aware oflol of course. But those are not up for sharing :) wait, preferances or skills? Hahahaha jk
Statistic: 98% of Marriages/Relationships Fail due to arguments over The Beatles
any weird sexual preferences we should be aware oflol of course. But those are not up for sharing :) wait, preferances or skills? Hahahaha jk
Statistic: 98% of Marriages/Relationships Fail due to arguments over The Beatles
not true, but when i hear abbey road i start swingin'
any weird sexual preferences we should be aware oflol of course. But those are not up for sharing :) wait, preferances or skills? Hahahaha jk
Not yours, his.He likes to beat women. :-\
nothing weird. Likes asain girls in real life and aparently blondes on the internetany weird sexual preferences we should be aware oflol of course. But those are not up for sharing :) wait, preferances or skills? Hahahaha jk
Not yours, his.
nothing weird. Likes asain girls in real life and aparently blondes on the internetany weird sexual preferences we should be aware oflol of course. But those are not up for sharing :) wait, preferances or skills? Hahahaha jk
Not yours, his.
Forums are for children and/or pervs.
nothing weird. Likes asian girls in real life and apparently blondes on the internet
nothing weird. Likes asain girls in real life and aparently blondes on the internetany weird sexual preferences we should be aware oflol of course. But those are not up for sharing :) wait, preferances or skills? Hahahaha jk
Not yours, his.
and i prefer she does until she's finished airing all of his kinks. seriously, this is better than having to endure pokemon with my daughter for the 100000000000th time if i'm gonna be sedentary this morning.
We should just ban all Libertarians from the forum.
Just saying, the dame likes talking to us. From down with forums to chatting up Malek over Beatles in a little over an hour, that's good stuff.it's a win win for me. Danny trained our baby to go to bed at 7AM so I'm up all night anyway. And I wanted to talk shit on his accounts. And you guys are pretty cool. Every time I've asked him about it he's always rambling something like "oh it's just a gaming site where a bunch of nerds jerk it to eachothers avatars" how true that turned out to be... How veracious!
and i prefer she does until she's finished airing all of his kinks. seriously, this is better than having to endure pokemon with my daughter for the 100000000000th time if i'm gonna be sedentary this morning.
Oh I agree. Well, it's not about Pokemon, so much as listening to endless whining about why Santa allegedly hates the baby doll that poops itself® so much.
ah, the endless poop talk. DADDY DO YOU POOP YOUR PANTS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA no i don't and that joke is getting old, can you talk about something other than poop for just five minutes i am trying to serious internet here DADDY NO MORE BATHROOM TALK AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh god you are a total troll DADDY DO YOU PEE AND POOP YOUR PANTS HAHAHAHAHA *chokeslams kid, punches her, runs off, goes to jail*
cybersexing random i-whores is kinda weird. well, okay, it's more tragic than weird.really. Nothing weird. He used to like to rape me. (which I was totally into) but nothing in his butt. He sai I could if I wanted to... But good lord, why would I WANT to do that!
still, did he need a pinky up his winky-stinky to make his cock barf? did you ever hafta wear a raccoon costume? dress up as a maid and make "uguu~" noises after every thrust? enquiring minds DEMAND to know.
i want distantmantra's analysis of his sexual peccadilloes. as our forum expert on puttin' things where they don't belong, we need his properly scientific anal(lol)ysis of biotch's hump issues to complete this thread and secure our reputation as a serious forum for serious minds.
cybersexing random i-whores is kinda weird. well, okay, it's more tragic than weird.really. Nothing weird. He used to like to rape me. (which I was totally into) but nothing in his butt. He sai I could if I wanted to... But good lord, why would I WANT to do that!
still, did he need a pinky up his winky-stinky to make his cock barf? did you ever hafta wear a raccoon costume? dress up as a maid and make "uguu~" noises after every thrust? enquiring minds DEMAND to know.
He sai I could if I wanted to
sorry. I don't lie. And it's not like he wanted it. It was hypothetical.cybersexing random i-whores is kinda weird. well, okay, it's more tragic than weird.really. Nothing weird. He used to like to rape me. (which I was totally into) but nothing in his butt. He sai I could if I wanted to... But good lord, why would I WANT to do that!
still, did he need a pinky up his winky-stinky to make his cock barf? did you ever hafta wear a raccoon costume? dress up as a maid and make "uguu~" noises after every thrust? enquiring minds DEMAND to know.
snore, i shoulda gone to church
welp, 'twas a good thread while it lasted
And it's not like he wanted it. It was hypothetical.
first i am an animu loli figgurt, now a furry one?spoiler (click to show/hide):shh why can't it be both[close]
biotchmom: he's not WRONG
first i am an animu loli figgurt, now a furry one?spoiler (click to show/hide):shh why can't it be both[close]
biotchmom: he's not WRONG
duckman is spot on, it's a passive-aggressive request for a good ol' fashioned prostate milking. probably woulda tamed his savage instincts. poor guy: all these rage issues just because he wanted some good clean homogay action with his special lady friend. another closeted libertard breaks under the pressure of his inability to address his own basic need for a little buttplay.shut up lol. Really? I definately missed that signal.
shut up lol. Really? I definately missed that signal.
duckman is spot on, it's a passive-aggressive request for a good ol' fashioned prostate milking. probably woulda tamed his savage instincts. poor guy: all these rage issues just because he wanted some good clean homogay action with his special lady friend. another closeted libertard breaks under the pressure of his inability to address his own basic need for a little buttplay.shut up lol. Really? I definately missed that signal.
It goes both ways, though. No dude wants to come out and say that he wants to rim the corn, and no self-respecting dame will ask for it. I wonder how many couples there are out there with a common but unspoken burning desire to munch ass. Time for a blog.
dress up as a maid and make "uguu~" noises after every thrust?
Lol personal! Just bust out your dirt devil, vacuume up all the pieces of your "she misread my sideways attempt at an anal request" broken heart and tape that mamajama back together. There are lots of anal probing fingers in the...sea? Ha! It's cool. Sometimes girls mean yes when they say no. It's basically comparable.shut up lol. Really? I definately missed that signal.
Women so very often do. :'(
dress up as a maid and make "uguu~" noises after every thrust?
well I have a new fantasy.
Have you guys ever thought about why brown nosing in every language has something to do with ass licking? Its some surpressed homo feeling there. Like a rimjob is so flattering.
I'm now going to assume that libertarians want to engage in assplay. I wonder if the libertarian movement in general exists because men lack the forwardness and bravery to come out and admit they want to engage in some buttplay. It would explain why they are so angry at least.
Sometimes girls mean yes when they say no.
You'd look horrible in a maid outfit.dress up as a maid and make "uguu~" noises after every thrust?
well I have a new fantasy.
Sometimes girls mean yes when they say no.
"...Your Honor."
ha! Yeah but that's not why captain biotch is in jailSometimes girls mean yes when they say no.
"...Your Honor."
You'd look horrible in a maid outfit.dress up as a maid and make "uguu~" noises after every thrust?
well I have a new fantasy.
I always miss the good shit :'(
Just had phone conference with captainbiotch and court. Sounded like tears lol maybe it's hard in a holding cell lol
Just had phone conference with captainbiotch and court. Sounded like tears lol maybe it's hard in a holding cell lol
I don't think people get raped in holding.
i wanna to get in on vag picsseriously, i even offered to rape her in a dark alley, and got no response. i feel hollow inside. maybe i just don't understand women?
why doesnt anybody ever send me vag pics
i wanna to get in on vag picsseriously, i even offered to rape her in a dark alley, and got no response. i feel hollow inside. maybe i just don't understand women?
why doesnt anybody ever send me vag pics
what can i say i'm just a big softy. i even chose a venue close to my home so she would know she would be close to my heart. :heartbeati wanna to get in on vag picsseriously, i even offered to rape her in a dark alley, and got no response. i feel hollow inside. maybe i just don't understand women?
why doesnt anybody ever send me vag pics
you could've picked a more romantic setting, sheesh
Rape her in a candle lit ally then?