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Title: FitnessBore - 2018 edition
Post by: archie4208 on December 29, 2009, 11:36:11 PM
Hey guys I noticed in the New Years Resolution thread that fitness seems to be a priority.  I know that there is an old fitness thread, but I thought we could start a clean slate and make a thread to discuss fitness and help encourage one another.  One way we can get started is to post our stats, goals and how we are going about achieving them.

Height: 5' 8''
Weight: 180 lbs
Goal: Lose 30 pounds by June 1 and get to 10% bodyfat

Weightlifting:  I was using the Stronglifts 5x5 program (http://stronglifts.com/stronglifts-5x5-beginner-strength-training-program/) (which I think is a great beginner program).  I was doing that routine for the past two months and lost 10 pounds in that time. :o  I eventually burnt out on it and am now using this program I found at bodybuilding.com (http://www.bodybuilding.com/fun/exclusive-catanzaro-2010-training-plan.htm).  I am on the second day of it and I have mixed feelings about it.  I do like that I am getting different exercises, but at the same time, training muscles once a week seems kinda odd.

Cardio:  Right now since I have a fat loss goal, I am trying to fit in as much cardio as possible.  I try to do 20-30 minutes of moderate intensity cardio (about 65% MHR) on my lifting days and do 15 minutes HIIT on the other days.

Nutrition:  I have been focusing really hard on trying to eat as healthy as possible (but I still screw up every now and then :-\).  Since I'm trying to lose fat, I only consume about 1800-1900 calories a day.  I drink only water and green tea.  My typical day nutrition wise looks something like this:

8:00 AM - Protein shake, 1/2 cup oatmeal

Post workout - Protein shake

11:00 AM - Can of tuna/turkey sandwich on 100% whole wheat bread and a vegetable

2:00 PM - Cup of cottage cheese and a vegetable

5:00 PM - something to tide me over until dinner.  Usually some cottage cheese and/or a veggie

6:00 PM - Skinless boneless chicken breast and a vegetable

9:00 PM - Protein shake

Evening snack - carrots or cottage cheese

(boring I know :/)

tl;dr:  Post your aspirations and let's get our asses into shape!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: cool breeze on December 29, 2009, 11:44:02 PM
uh, my goal is to make my shoulders and forearms not suck.

I don't even know if you can build your forearms and wrist area.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mr. Gundam on December 29, 2009, 11:45:26 PM
I'm 5 ft 11 in tall and weigh about 175 pounds. I just want to be in better shape and not die while running a half marathon in June.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: demi on December 29, 2009, 11:45:33 PM
lol. Flex all you want, you still a pasty white nerd archie.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: archie4208 on December 29, 2009, 11:47:15 PM
demi I will post some fatty pics if I hit my goal.  You better be rooting for me. :-*
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mr. Gundam on December 29, 2009, 11:50:02 PM
I live in a pretty flat part of Seattle with a lake that's about a 3 1/2 mile run from my front door. I do that three or four times a week and the wife and I are going to be upping our mileage more and more to be ready for the half marathon.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 29, 2009, 11:50:50 PM
I'm no longer a massive fatty (down to 5'10" maybe about 200 lbs from a max of about 260 at my worst) but I'd kind of like to lose those last 20 lbs and tone up, so I can start kicking people's asses and having various women I barely know eat delicious things off of my rock hard abs.  What's a good way to go about making this happen?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Rman on December 29, 2009, 11:52:55 PM
I gained a lot of weight during culinary school and lost around 30 pounds with a combination of diet and cross fit type exercises.  I'm not a fan of the small meals paradigm.  Way too inconvenient.  The Stronglifts program is a great program.  It is based on Mark Rippetoe's beginner workouts.  I still want to lose more weight for this year.

For diet below is what I follow 80 percent of time. Again, I love food and wine, so when I eat out I throw these rules out of the window.  This is more for day to day eating.  I wish I had Genghis Cohen's metabolism.  That guy can out eat and out drink anyone and is as slim as fuck.

I cut off all sweets, especially things with HFCS.
I cut off all grain products--breads, crackers, pasta, etc.
Cut off fruit juices.  Don't buy the vitamin claims.  They're full of sugar, natural of course, but it still spikes insulin, which inhibits fat burning.
Avoid transfats such as vegetable oils and partial hydrogenated soybean oil.
Focus on real food--meat, poultry, fish, full fat yogurt--Fage is my favorite, veggies, low sugar fruits, such as berries.
I fast once a week to normalize leptin imbalances.  Leptin is a hormone which regulates hunger.  Most people who have trouble with snacking and the like have a leptin imbalance which causes them to overeat.  Fasting normalizes leptin.
Limit your workouts to short, intense bursts of activity.  Sprint. Sprint. Sprint.

Mark's Daily Apple is great website for additional information based on the concepts illustrated above.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: archie4208 on December 29, 2009, 11:53:49 PM
I'm no longer a massive fatty (down to 5'10" maybe about 200 lbs from a max of about 260 at my worst) but I'd kind of like to lose those last 20 lbs and tone up, so I can start kicking people's asses and having various women I barely know eat delicious things off of my rock hard abs.  What's a good way to go about making this happen?

Abdominal exercises and general fat loss would probably be the way to go.  Spot reduction of fat is a horrible terrible myth.  You might want to read this site (http://scoobysworkshop.com/TruthAboutAbs.htm) to get some insight about abs.

I cut off all grain products--breads, crackers, pasta, etc.

You are a stronger person than I.  If I cut my carbs I end up 1) being an annoying dick to everyone because I have a constant headache and 2) gorge on cereal to make up for the deficiency.  I try to eat as many complex carbs as possible (oatmeal, whole wheat bread and sweet potatoes are my main staples) and curtail my carb intake after lunch time focusing more on veggies instead.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Rman on December 30, 2009, 12:03:47 AM
You can also supplement the lost calories from carbs with natural fats, which, contrary to bad science, aren't as bad for you as people think.  Read Good Calories, Bad Calories by Gary Taubes for the science behind this.  Nuts, full fat yogurt, and eggs will provide satiety and also essential vitamins.  Breakfast cereals are terrible if you want to lose weight.  It spikes insulin to high heaven.  If you do like cereal and want to lose weight, either add more cardio or stick with All-Bran or Shredded Wheat.  The high fiber in these kinds of cereals mitigate any insulin spikes that may occur.  Whenever insulin is produced in high quantities it is basically a signal to your body to store more fat.

Archie, just make sure that the whole wheat bread you're consuming has no HFCS.  That shit is terrible.

I live in a pretty flat part of Seattle with a lake that's about a 3 1/2 mile run from my front door. I do that three or four times a week and the wife and I are going to be upping our mileage more and more to be ready for the half marathon.

That's awesome!  I'm no long distance runner, but good luck to you and your wife. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 30, 2009, 12:09:30 AM
:bow Greek Yogurt :bow2

SO GOOD
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: archie4208 on December 30, 2009, 12:11:58 AM
Archie, just make sure that the whole wheat bread you're consuming has no HFCS.  That shit is terrible.

Right.  I already checked every food I eat for HCFS.  I saw the HCFS lecture and it scared the shit outta me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBnniua6-oM

Pretty interesting.  It explains why obesity rates have spiked in the past 30 years.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Rman on December 30, 2009, 12:12:11 AM
:bow Greek Yogurt :bow2

SO GOOD
Definitely.  You can't go back to the watery stuff after tasting the goodness of Greek yogurt.

Oh snap, Archie, I was going to post that lecture.  It's long, but very informative and he doesn't do a bad job keeping it entertaining, at least for the dense subject matter.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 30, 2009, 12:16:40 AM
Not only is greek yogurt good for you, IT'S SO FUCKING RICH AND TASTY.  Craps all over every other kind of yogurt.  It's like discovering blow jobs after a lifetime of nothing but unenthusiastic hand jobs from inexperienced teenage girls.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Fragamemnon on December 30, 2009, 01:14:50 AM
Greek yogurt is indeed awesome. And the most popular brand is FAGE, which you can mutter to yourself when purchasing "fage, because I want to be a skinny ciagrillo" when grabbing some at the store.

My mainstay in keeping my diet clean is the sheer magic of vegetables, eggs, and poultry/fish. Especially poultry. When in doubt and you are hungry, you can't go wrong when you keep fucking eating that chicken. Low in calories, high in protein, and very filling, and there are tons of easy ways to prepare it with little mess and fuss.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Fragamemnon on December 30, 2009, 01:20:02 AM
I'd love to try out Rman's fasting as a good way to regulate leptin, but I do really ball-busting HIIT 4 times a week and it turns me into a ravenous food monster for a good 24 hours afterwards, making fasting hard to fit in.

I'm going to start stronglifts 5x5 in January to satisfy my workplace's "healthy living rebate" stuff for the new year. Which in turn will go to getting me a Logitech G27 (a reward for my toil!).
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Brehvolution on December 30, 2009, 01:34:04 AM
That all costs money and I'm lazy.  :-\
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: duckman2000 on December 30, 2009, 03:03:04 AM
I've mostly gained weight, but that's all according to plan. I don't have much of an interest in exercising for looks, I'm just after strength and general conditioning. Calmed down a bit with adding weights, so I've been hovering around the same deadlifts and squats for a while. I don't have the right environment to be pushing any serious weights, and this summer I should get all the work-out I need and then some just by working on our field and playing lumberjack.

Breakfast cereals are terrible is you want to lose weight.  It spikes insulin to high heaven.  If you do like cereal and want to lose weight, either add more cardio or stick with All-Bran or Shredded Wheat.

I have rediscovered a childhood favorite, crushed crispbread (Wasa) in milk or yogurt. I'll add some lingonberry for flavor, but that's probably not for everyone.

I'd eat more poultry, but I seriously can't get past the nastiness of that industry.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Oblivion on December 30, 2009, 03:09:42 AM
I'm gonna make a serious (lol yeah right) attempt to gain some healthy weight. Do those weight gain powder thingies work? Went to GNC today just to look around, and a tub of what the clerk said was 'really kickass' weight gain powder costs about $40. I'm willing to buy it, but hell, if I can just buy an extra $40 worth of food, well...
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: duckman2000 on December 30, 2009, 03:11:27 AM
What's weight gain powder? Couldn't you just add more fatty foods, like dairy?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Oblivion on December 30, 2009, 03:14:14 AM
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What's weight gain powder?

Like creatine and the like. You mix it with water or milk.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: duckman2000 on December 30, 2009, 03:17:33 AM
The thing with food is that if I try to push myself to include shit I don't like, and exclude the things that make eating worthwhile, then what's the point? I've pushed myself to appreciate certain egg dishes, and I've trained myself to like fish, but there's some stuff that simply feels right despite not being the "best" food choices, without which I doubt I'd have the spirit to give a shit about my health in the first place. It's sort of like coffee vs tinnitus.

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What's weight gain powder?

Like creatine and the like. You mix it with water or milk.

Most of the powders I've seen have a lot of weird shit in them. I guess any pure form of a well studied and documented substance would be fine (although I don't know if it works or not), but I haven't seen any such brand.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: drew on December 30, 2009, 03:29:22 AM
I don't even know if you can build your forearms and wrist area.

yeah you can, take a dumb bell in your hand, sit down rest your arm palm facing up on your thigh, scoot it up so your wrist is hanging down, do mini curls, voila
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: duckman2000 on December 30, 2009, 03:38:24 AM
Chin ups will work your forearms. Anything that involves grip strength should.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: brawndolicious on December 30, 2009, 04:41:21 AM
I'm at 6 foot and 170 pounds but I just want to lose 10 pounds.  What's generally the best cardio or weightloss regimen?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on December 30, 2009, 06:35:25 AM
I'm gonna make a serious (lol yeah right) attempt to gain some healthy weight. Do those weight gain powder thingies work? Went to GNC today just to look around, and a tub of what the clerk said was 'really kickass' weight gain powder costs about $40. I'm willing to buy it, but hell, if I can just buy an extra $40 worth of food, well...

The simplest way is to drink lots of milk along with what you already eat, unless you're lactose-intolerant.

(btw, everyone that hasn't already should just go read the other thread. Much as I enjoy talking about this, there are only so many ways to answer these same questions...if everyone with a question did some reading first, everyone would get smarter faster)

http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=30713.0

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on December 30, 2009, 06:38:53 AM
archie - the link to your new program appears to be broken. Stronglifts is a great program, and you should be able to keep doing it productively for much longer than 2 months. Why are you burned out on it? Did it make you excessively tired and sore, or did you just get bored? Or just plain wuss out? (it happens to most of us; may as well admit it if so)

edit: never mind, it finally loaded. Your old program looks a LOT better than your new one. The new one is the typical high volume, low weights, one billion isolation exercise crap that everyone does at some point, although it's only suited for a few people (serious bodybuilders with an emphasis on aesthetics rather than strength and conditioning).

If you're trying to lose 30lbs, you DO NOT need to achieve "the best pump you possibly can", quite the opposite. This program will, relative to other programs you could be doing, not get you strong, not get you fit or help you lose weight (your diet will do that if you stick to it - what you have there is pretty good).

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Kestastrophe on December 30, 2009, 07:30:12 AM
Still doing Stronglifts after 4 months or so, but I need to find a new gym.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on December 30, 2009, 08:40:15 AM
I'd love to try out Rman's fasting as a good way to regulate leptin, but I do really ball-busting HIIT 4 times a week and it turns me into a ravenous food monster for a good 24 hours afterwards, making fasting hard to fit in.

I'm going to start stronglifts 5x5 in January to satisfy my workplace's "healthy living rebate" stuff for the new year. Which in turn will go to getting me a Logitech G27 (a reward for my toil!).

Check out intermittent fasting. Once or twice a week, you eat the same amount of food as you'd normally eat, but in a smaller window (typically in the evening).

Also, Dec. 30 is almost the only date on the calendar when I will let any procrastination on starting a fitness routine until January stand without mocking openly :lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: archie4208 on December 30, 2009, 08:43:57 AM
archie - the link to your new program appears to be broken. Stronglifts is a great program, and you should be able to keep doing it productively for much longer than 2 months. Why are you burned out on it? Did it make you excessively tired and sore, or did you just get bored? Or just plain wuss out? (it happens to most of us; may as well admit it if so)

edit: never mind, it finally loaded. Your old program looks a LOT better than your new one. The new one is the typical high volume, low weights, one billion isolation exercise crap that everyone does at some point, although it's only suited for a few people (serious bodybuilders with an emphasis on aesthetics rather than strength and conditioning).

If you're trying to lose 30lbs, you DO NOT need to achieve "the best pump you possibly can", quite the opposite. This program will, relative to other programs you could be doing, not get you strong, not get you fit or help you lose weight (your diet will do that if you stick to it - what you have there is pretty good).



I was getting uber bored on Stronglifts.  I lost a ton of motivation and my lifts were suffering like hell and I need some variety.  I don't like that program totally and have made some adjustments (I cut the redundant exercises and am only doing 8-10 reps pet set.  I tried the 15,15,12,10 the first day and nothankyou).

edit:  Now that I think of it, I think my squat technique (which I have always had a problem with) went to hell with the more weight I added to it.  I was really drained after my squats and really half assed the rest of the exercises.  Do you have any advice?  I went from squatting ~75 lbs to ~185 within 2 months on SL.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on December 30, 2009, 08:54:06 AM
uh, my goal is to make my shoulders and forearms not suck.

I don't even know if you can build your forearms and wrist area.

If you don't know whether you can build your forearms and wrists (you can), chances are extremely high that you also need to work on the rest of your body as well. But it's good to have concrete, achievable goals no matter how arbitrary so let's look at what you can do.

- deadlifts. These are awesome for your whole body, and when you get up there in weight, your grip strength will be a major limiting factor. If you can't maintain your grip, you won't get the barbell off the floor, no matter how strong your legs, core and back are. It is impossible to deadlift 2x-2.5x your bodyweight and still have weak forearms and a weak grip. Learn to deadlift.

- kipping pull-ups. With regular or deadhang pull-ups, most people's arms/back give out long before their forearms/grip does (i.e. they get to the point where they can't lift themselves up any more long before they are in any danger of falling off the bar). With kipping pull-ups, grip becomes the major limiting factor for many people (for those with a strong grip, general systemic fatigue becomes the limiting factor). It is impossible to be able to do 20 straight kipping pull-ups without decently strong forearms and wrists. Learn to do kipping pull-ups. You can never have too many. 100 would be nice!

[youtube=560,345]6YByZOBUB1o[/youtube]

Kettlebell swings are also pretty awesome for grip strength. Just grab one and start swinging.

Note that all three of these are full-body, compound exercises that will help you get stronger and fitter generally if you do them hard, and do them right.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on December 30, 2009, 09:05:12 AM
archie - the link to your new program appears to be broken. Stronglifts is a great program, and you should be able to keep doing it productively for much longer than 2 months. Why are you burned out on it? Did it make you excessively tired and sore, or did you just get bored? Or just plain wuss out? (it happens to most of us; may as well admit it if so)

edit: never mind, it finally loaded. Your old program looks a LOT better than your new one. The new one is the typical high volume, low weights, one billion isolation exercise crap that everyone does at some point, although it's only suited for a few people (serious bodybuilders with an emphasis on aesthetics rather than strength and conditioning).

If you're trying to lose 30lbs, you DO NOT need to achieve "the best pump you possibly can", quite the opposite. This program will, relative to other programs you could be doing, not get you strong, not get you fit or help you lose weight (your diet will do that if you stick to it - what you have there is pretty good).



I was getting uber bored on Stronglifts.  I lost a ton of motivation and my lifts were suffering like hell and I need some variety.  I don't like that program totally and have made some adjustments (I cut the redundant exercises and am only doing 8-10 reps pet set.  I tried the 15,15,12,10 the first day and nothankyou).

edit:  Now that I think of it, I think my squat technique (which I have always had a problem with) went to hell with the more weight I added to it.  I was really drained after my squats and really half assed the rest of the exercises.  Do you have any advice?  I went from squatting ~75 lbs to ~185 within 2 months on SL.

Squatting is really hard, man. This is why experienced trainers recommend silly bullshit like preacher curls instead. They know that squatting is a lot more effective, and obviates the need for those dozens of other exercises, but they also know that nobody can walk into a gym and learn how to squat properly in one session. They also know that the people who know how to squat don't want to do it, because it's so mentally and physically hard.

The good news is that you have a ton of upside left. You are barely squatting bodyweight at this point, so you should be able to add 90-100lbs to that for 5 reps. If you've been half-assing the reps so far, you haven't been getting the real benefit of the program at all yet, since it's predicated on maximum effort in each and every lift. (i.e. it starts hard and it never gets easy).

The bad news is that you're not going to get better at it without getting someone to take a look at your squat. There could be any number of problems with the way you're doing it. My own squat is pretty damn solid, and I'd have no qualms about fixing yours, but I need to see it to really give you any constructive feedback. The best thing you can do on your own is look for squat clinic vids by people like Mark Rippetoe on youtube. Don't look at bodybuilders like Ronnie Coleman - their squat is something different entirely.

edit: here's one to get you started - [youtube=560,345]yha2XAc2qu8[/youtube]
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: archie4208 on December 30, 2009, 09:10:38 AM
Thanks for the advice.  I've been giving it my all with the squats (and noticing some good gains in that area aesthetic wise) and half assing everything else.  I probably just need to man the fuck up and try harder. :lol  I think I'm going to just finish that plan I previously linked this week and try to step back and analyze my squat technique and go back to SL next week.  (also I have a cold so I don't think I can handle SL this week).
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Kestastrophe on December 30, 2009, 09:13:50 AM
Record a video and post it on here. I would still be doing squats wrong if Draft and Cormac hadn't looked over the vids I posted months back
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on December 30, 2009, 09:17:34 AM
Sounds like a plan. Learning the squat is analogous to learning a kick - you will constantly be learning something new and reassessing how you do it and figuring out how to do it better. I made a major breakthrough with mine last week in terms of both technique and weight, after doing it for about 2 yrs. It need not be boring!

And yes, manning the fuck up is what it's all about, baby. That's what we're here for, to become MEN and not boys.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on December 30, 2009, 09:18:36 AM
Record a video and post it on here. I would still be doing squats wrong if Draft and Cormac hadn't looked over the vids I posted months back

would love to see the "after" vid too, if you get a chance!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: archie4208 on December 30, 2009, 09:20:36 AM
I don't personally have any video recording equipment, but I will ask my friends about that some time today.  Worse comes to worse, I'll ask people at the Y to critique my technique.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on December 30, 2009, 09:24:36 AM
I don't personally have any video recording equipment, but I will ask my friends about that some time today.  Worse comes to worse, I'll ask people at the Y to critique my technique.

A digital camera is all you need, but yeah, asking muscleheads at the Y is a great way to get help. If your PC is broke, ask a dork. If your squat is broke, ask a muscle-bound goon.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Tauntaun on December 30, 2009, 09:52:24 AM
5'5"-6"  Somewhere in there.   :-*

143.7 lbs on the scale this morning after piss.  :piss

Need to get my abs in order and build some muscles on my arms.  :punch

Just do some free weights and yoga?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on December 30, 2009, 11:19:15 AM
Free weights and yoga are both awesome but hard to say more than that. Your concept of free weights may differ from mine.
Sounds like you'll have a licence to eat more though!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 30, 2009, 11:34:36 AM
I'm doing strength conditioning every Sunday (small weights, crunches, medicine ball, etc.) and lifting/machines in the middle of the week. Doing cardio three to four times a week. I broke the 3 mile barrier on the elliptical the last two days.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: cool breeze on December 30, 2009, 01:02:47 PM
uh, my goal is to make my shoulders and forearms not suck.

I don't even know if you can build your forearms and wrist area.

If you don't know whether you can build your forearms and wrists (you can), chances are extremely high that you also need to work on the rest of your body as well. But it's good to have concrete, achievable goals no matter how arbitrary so let's look at what you can do.

- deadlifts. These are awesome for your whole body, and when you get up there in weight, your grip strength will be a major limiting factor. If you can't maintain your grip, you won't get the barbell off the floor, no matter how strong your legs, core and back are. It is impossible to deadlift 2x-2.5x your bodyweight and still have weak forearms and a weak grip. Learn to deadlift.

- kipping pull-ups. With regular or deadhang pull-ups, most people's arms/back give out long before their forearms/grip does (i.e. they get to the point where they can't lift themselves up any more long before they are in any danger of falling off the bar). With kipping pull-ups, grip becomes the major limiting factor for many people (for those with a strong grip, general systemic fatigue becomes the limiting factor). It is impossible to be able to do 20 straight kipping pull-ups without decently strong forearms and wrists. Learn to do kipping pull-ups. You can never have too many. 100 would be nice!

[youtube=560,345]6YByZOBUB1o[/youtube]

Kettlebell swings are also pretty awesome for grip strength. Just grab one and start swinging.

Note that all three of these are full-body, compound exercises that will help you get stronger and fitter generally if you do them hard, and do them right.

Thanks.  The kipping pull-ups seem feasible without having to go out and buy more stuff.

I don't even know if you can build your forearms and wrist area.

yeah you can, take a dumb bell in your hand, sit down rest your arm palm facing up on your thigh, scoot it up so your wrist is hanging down, do mini curls, voila

Also thanks.  I'll try that too.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Nintendosbooger on December 30, 2009, 01:07:11 PM
OP,

You should consider injecting some creatine into your daily routine for muscle development. If you're looking for a good product, this is the best one, IMO, http://www.amazon.com/Optimum-Nutrition-Creatine-Powder-Grams/dp/B002IFBGJ4. You can buy it from BB.com, as well, and stack it with your protein shake since it's tasteless (I know, I know -- a lot of companies will say their shit is tasteless, but this is the real deal).

I also need a good leg workout plan. I fucked my back up doing squats and I don't plan on revisiting that particular workout...ever. It doesn't matter how strong you think you are or how perfect your form is 99% of the time -- if you fuck up once, you'll be in a world of pain. Can someone possibly recommend a leg strength training exercise, preferably free weights, that doesn't also target the lower back?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: drew on December 30, 2009, 01:10:55 PM
yeah, inject that shit straight into your balls, i hear its wicked sweet
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Kestastrophe on December 30, 2009, 01:43:23 PM
Can someone possibly recommend a leg strength training exercise, preferably free weights, that doesn't also target the lower back?
I doubt it. And about creatine, I was under the impression that the effects of it aren't really known (in general and as it pertains to muscle growth).
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Nintendosbooger on December 30, 2009, 01:53:08 PM
Can someone possibly recommend a leg strength training exercise, preferably free weights, that doesn't also target the lower back?
I doubt it. And about creatine, I was under the impression that the effects of it aren't really known (in general and as it pertains to muscle growth).

I'm using it (I'm not loading now, however), and I've noticed some nice results, and it's really appreciated in bodybuilding communities like BB.com.

I suppose I'll use non free weight, then. I've never been one to use bitchness machines, but I'm not fucking up my back any more than it is.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Chinner on December 30, 2009, 02:06:49 PM
from what i've read a lot of people are quite fond of HITT
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/High-intensity_interval_training
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Kestastrophe on December 30, 2009, 02:10:28 PM
I suppose I'll use non free weight, then. I've never been one to use bitchness machines, but I'm not fucking up my back any more than it is.
If your back is effed, why can't you do some back centric lifts (i.e. good mornings) to strengthen it? Or is it more severe than simple discomfort?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: archie4208 on December 30, 2009, 02:22:45 PM
from what i've read a lot of people are quite fond of HITT
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/High-intensity_interval_training

HIIT is awesome.  I have the attention span of a fruit fly and get bored of cardio after 20 minutes.  The only downside is that you are totally drained afterward.  If you aren't on the verge of puking after your HIIT session, you didn't work hard enough.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Nintendosbooger on December 30, 2009, 02:27:51 PM
Where is your back fucked up?  Upper? Lower?

Lower. I messed it up doing squats with poor form, I'm assuming. In all my years doing it, I've never felt the post-workout pain that I suffered then as a result. It lasted 2 months and now I can't execute certain movements without feeling some discomfort there. I'm afraid if I resume a squat workout, I'll cause some serious irreparable damage to my back.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Nintendosbooger on December 30, 2009, 02:34:15 PM
Do you ever feel the pain going into your leg, or is it focused on your back entirely?

My back entirely. If I lifted my leg or tried to bend down, I'd feel a sharp pain focused on my lower back. And this lasted for 2 mos. There's no longer that sharp, focused pain any more, just some discomfort in the same area as before.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: drew on December 30, 2009, 02:44:08 PM
lol

nvm
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on December 30, 2009, 05:51:52 PM
Do you ever feel the pain going into your leg, or is it focused on your back entirely?

My back entirely. If I lifted my leg or tried to bend down, I'd feel a sharp pain focused on my lower back. And this lasted for 2 mos. There's no longer that sharp, focused pain any more, just some discomfort in the same area as before.

What did the doctor say? You DID see a doctor, right? Tell me you saw a doctor.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Nintendosbooger on December 30, 2009, 06:08:40 PM
Do you ever feel the pain going into your leg, or is it focused on your back entirely?

My back entirely. If I lifted my leg or tried to bend down, I'd feel a sharp pain focused on my lower back. And this lasted for 2 mos. There's no longer that sharp, focused pain any more, just some discomfort in the same area as before.

What did the doctor say? You DID see a doctor, right? Tell me you saw a doctor.

My doctor is a pencil-neck, beta male, and I didn't have to visit him to know what his diagnosis would be. "You should stop lifting." He's been telling me to stay away from weights for years.

Anyway, I'm fine and I can run/walk/jump perfectly. It's just when I twist at a certain angle or stretch I feel a little off. Whether it's permanent, or I'm at the final recovery stage of my injury, I don't know, but I feel a lot better than I did 3 months ago.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on December 30, 2009, 07:04:56 PM
That's not a diagnosis. A diagnosis is where he tells you what the problem is. A course of treatment could include "stop lifting" but that's something the two of you can agree on AFTER you find out wtf is wrong. If it's a permanent, serious problem, you need to find out what it is. If it isn't, then you're overreacting and missing out on the greatest strength-building exercise known to man. This is worth taking the time to find out.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: duckman2000 on December 30, 2009, 07:26:50 PM
Also, if you don't trust your doctor to offer the best treatment, it might be a good idea to find another doctor.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Nintendosbooger on December 30, 2009, 07:27:43 PM
That's not a diagnosis. A diagnosis is where he tells you what the problem is. A course of treatment could include "stop lifting" but that's something the two of you can agree on AFTER you find out wtf is wrong. If it's a permanent, serious problem, you need to find out what it is. If it isn't, then you're overreacting and missing out on the greatest strength-building exercise known to man. This is worth taking the time to find out.

Well, the fact that I'm no longer in pain and am in solid condition is a good indication that the injury was probably just muscular, not skeletal. My chief concern isn't that I'll reaggravate the injury but that I would repeat the same series of events that lead to it. I was using a belt, with perfect form, and I still managed to hurt myself. I don't know wtf I did wrong.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on December 30, 2009, 09:22:31 PM
Maybe you had a pre-existing condition. Maybe it would cause similar injury doing any number of other exercises. Maybe your form isn't perfect (no-one's form is perfect outside of the Olympics). Maybe you should GO SEE A DOCTOR.

I know this comes off as sanctimonious. It is the only reasonable advice that anyone can offer you though. I'm not going to be giving out any advice on fitness routines to someone who may have a serious back condition but won't get it checked out. What could anyone possibly recommend? Any form of meaningful exercise bar possibly swimming will involve potential reinjury.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Eel O'Brian on December 30, 2009, 09:35:46 PM
I need to drop about 10-15 that I gained this year by being a lazy junkeating fuck.  I went from a trim 140 to a pudgemiddle 155.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: archie4208 on December 31, 2009, 01:22:31 PM
Cormacaroni thanks a ton for convincing me to stay on SL.  I had a great workout today with a renewed focus on my squats.  I only did 185 (I'm not at 100% due to recovering from my cold), but watching that vid you linked in this thread made me feel a burn in places I haven't felt. :lol

I do have a few questions though:

1) SL suggests pullups being 3 sets to failure, but I can literally only do 1-3 pullups per set.  Should I add more sets or accept I'll get stronger with time?

2) SL also suggests doing cardio right after lifting if you are going for fat loss.  I've always heard this is a bad idea.  Should I just bring my protein shake, down it after my lifts and then do cardio or wait until the evening to do it?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: duckman2000 on December 31, 2009, 01:32:24 PM
1) SL suggests pullups being 3 sets to failure, but I can literally only do 1-3 pullups per set.  Should I add more sets or accept I'll get stronger with time?

One thing that helped me that may or may not work for you was a ramping set. So I'd do 1 pull up - rest 10 seconds - 2 pull ups - rest 10 seconds - 3 pull ups - rest and so on, until I hit 10 in one "set."

Then I'd start with 2 pull ups the next time, and so on. Might be worth a try, as it takes some pressure away from trying to hit a certain number in one go.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 31, 2009, 02:10:41 PM
I did lifting today, and I don't really feel like it did any good. I felt more wore out after strength condition on Sunday than I did working the machines today.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: duckman2000 on December 31, 2009, 02:11:56 PM
I'm not up on the lingo here. What does strength conditioning mean here?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 31, 2009, 02:12:42 PM
Uh, strength conditioning?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on December 31, 2009, 07:59:04 PM
1) SL suggests pullups being 3 sets to failure, but I can literally only do 1-3 pullups per set.  Should I add more sets or accept I'll get stronger with time?

One thing that helped me that may or may not work for you was a ramping set. So I'd do 1 pull up - rest 10 seconds - 2 pull ups - rest 10 seconds - 3 pull ups - rest and so on, until I hit 10 in one "set."

Then I'd start with 2 pull ups the next time, and so on. Might be worth a try, as it takes some pressure away from trying to hit a certain number in one go.

duckman - That's very close a classic Crossfit workout, actually, and right in the "volume training" mold. Works very well for building up numbers of most bodyweight exercises (push-ups etc). The Crossfit version has you doing your reps on the minute, 1 the first minute, 2 the next etc until you miss the number of reps in the allotted minute. Well worth trying if you fancy a new twist.

archie - Pull-ups are a bitch, no doubt about it. I was bloody-minded about it and only did strict ones and the numbers went up slowly as I got stronger generally. I did a lot of single reps! A lot of people swear by using a band to help you in the beginning and gradually decreasing the level of assistance over time. Loop the band over the bar and under your feet. Looping it under your knees (or otherwise shortening the band) with provide more assistance. Your gym might not let you do stuff like this though. btw, 2 or 3 is pretty standard for beginners - it doesn't mean you're a lost cause or anything.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on December 31, 2009, 08:43:17 PM
Uh, strength conditioning?

i'm puzzled too. "Strength" and "conditioning" are largely mutually-exclusive. i.e. to the extent that you have one, you sacrifice the other. "strength conditioning" would be considered by many to be an oxymoron.

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 31, 2009, 08:47:24 PM
I guess my father should fire himself then!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on December 31, 2009, 10:46:26 PM
So defensive! You'll fit right in.

No-one is saying your routine is shit, willco. We're just unsure wha exactly it entails. Please tell us so we can start trolling it properly!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: duckman2000 on December 31, 2009, 11:52:43 PM
Yeah, something like that. I'm genuinely unfamiliar with the term, but I assumed it was because I'm a workout n00b. To me, "power clean" still sounds mostly like something to do with adjustable shower hoses and spread buttcheeks.

Corm, that pull up bit was actually from the calisthenics program I went with when I started. I've revisited it a lot as of late, to complement the weight lifting. The main dude behind it is some guy called Stew Smith.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 01, 2010, 05:00:17 AM
it's alright man, everyone spells "complement" wrong at some point :lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on January 01, 2010, 09:30:28 AM
Gym is closed today but I intend to go into the gym tomorrow and squat (final set at the moment being 425 lbs) so I can intimidate all of the new years resolutionists who want to use the squat rack for bicep curls.  :punch

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: archie4208 on January 01, 2010, 09:41:33 AM
I'm dreading going tomorrow.  I know it's gonna be a madhouse. :(
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on January 01, 2010, 09:45:51 AM
The squat thing makes me smile.  Every day at the gym there's a guy that does nothing but squats, but he's not really even doing it.  He loads the bar with 850lbs (I counted) until the bar actually bends and then just stands there screaming and shouting like a deranged hobo trying to get people's attention.  Soon as he gets some people looking in his direction, he picks up the bar, goes down maybe an inch and then goes back up again.  That's his rep.  His one and only rep.  Then he's done.  Packs up his shit and leaves.  It's the one guaranteed laugh of the day for me.

I really got to record that shit.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: archie4208 on January 01, 2010, 09:57:47 AM
I saw "that" guy yesterday.  He did two sets of 3 squats each and barely came down. 

I used to have that kind of technique. :(  I thought I was so awesome squatting 250 but I realized that I was accomplishing jack shit.  I've noticed more substantial gains starting from scratch and developing a somewhat competent form compared to that joke of a squat I used to do.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on January 01, 2010, 10:09:11 AM
I have good form :maf

Yeah, if you don't go parallel on your squats, then I wouldn't even bother.  It's taken me about ten years of squatting to get where I'm at now, with a few years here and there where I didn't squat at all but it takes time to build up some heavy lifts if you have good form and do it right.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 01, 2010, 10:14:09 AM
Yeah, every extra inch of depth on the squat matters. You should be picking up coins from the floor IMHO. It has taken me about 6 months of constant nagging to get my workout buddy squatting all the way down even on the heaviest sets. He thought he was at the right depth but it's so hard for people to tell at first. Now when I tell him a rep didn't count, he knows it in his body and in his soul :rofl

On the other hand, just being able to stand up with an 850lb bar is an accomplishment. I can't even imagine it. I'm a mere 160lbs right now so that's 5.3x my bodyweight.

The silly gym guy stories tend to run the opposite direction in Japan. 20yr old dudes who do their entire workout with nothing heavier than a 10kg curl bar, that sort of thing. Fine at the beginning, I suppose, but when you see the same dudes using the same weight for months on end...the urge to intervene rises.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Kestastrophe on January 01, 2010, 01:42:48 PM
I saw "that" guy yesterday.  He did two sets of 3 squats each and barely came down. 
I see this at the gym all the time, kind of like HSMP's story where the guy bends a few inches with alot of weight on (not 800lbs though). There is this one skinny kid who would do these 1/4 squats with the same weight that I was using, and then go to the leg press machine and throw on 4x45lb plates on each side. I have no idea what he's trying to accomplish.

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on January 01, 2010, 01:53:20 PM
I've lifted in all kinds of gyms from holes in the wall to steroid havens to inoffensive safe gyms.  The hole in the wall gyms are great because you lift and get the fuck out accordingly.  Juice monkeys spend five minutes strutting for every one minute of the workout.  The latter gyms are fucking awful because nobody takes lifting seriously so you get more guys and girls using the vagina machine than the squat rack, which you're glad, because few use it to squat, let alone use good form.

The silly gym guy stories tend to run the opposite direction in Japan. 20yr old dudes who do their entire workout with nothing heavier than a 10kg curl bar, that sort of thing. Fine at the beginning, I suppose, but when you see the same dudes using the same weight for months on end...the urge to intervene rises.

They are much more common here than the guys lifting with too much weight.  They typically wear wife beaters and "secretly" (though everyone notices) tries to flex in front of the mirrors.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: duckman2000 on January 01, 2010, 02:08:36 PM
I saw "that" guy yesterday.  He did two sets of 3 squats each and barely came down. 
I see this at the gym all the time, kind of like HSMP's story where the guy bends a few inches with alot of weight on (not 800lbs though). There is this one skinny kid who would do these 1/4 squats with the same weight that I was using, and then go to the leg press machine and throw on 4x45lb plates on each side. I have no idea what he's trying to accomplish.

Maybe he's just confused. Can't blame him, then; gyms are bewildering. So many options, and so many ways to do things wrong. I need to find a gym so that I can get access to a decent squat rack, but it feels stupid paying a membership fee just for that. We have cardio machines in the club house here, so I don't have a need for that elsewhere.

I also need to pick up some 60-80 pound dumbbells. And speaking of that, are there any actual benefits to using a barbell over dumbbells for presses?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: archie4208 on January 01, 2010, 02:12:57 PM
Don't forget there is a ton of conflicting information on the internet.  It can get very confusing.  :dizzy
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on January 01, 2010, 02:19:22 PM
I prefer DBs because of the greater range of motion I get from the exercises that use them.

archie, yeah, there is a lot of different methods and things on the internet and it is confusing and contradictory.  My weightlifting knowledge has stagnated since 2004 because it has been very successful for me, even now.  I hate the idea that I need to be constantly swapping weightlifting routines from Rippetoe to Smolov Squat Cycles, etc. because some dude somewhere out there gained a huge amount in strength after a couple of cycles.  Not to mention the various nutrition routines.  For instance, I just don't think things like carbohydrate cycling is realistic at all unless you are so entrenched in a rut that nothing out of the ordinary happens...ever.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 01, 2010, 06:02:17 PM
I broke 3 miles on the elliptical today. I'm going to try and increase my workload to 45 - 50 minutes four to five days per week.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: archie4208 on January 01, 2010, 06:05:42 PM
Nice.  Keep it up. :rock

I only did 10 mins HIIT today.  Sore throat + HIIT = yeah no.  I am feeling better and hope to be at 100% tomorrow for my SL workout.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Nintendosbooger on January 01, 2010, 06:36:13 PM
Well, I've opted to do squats tomorrow. I'll start out really light and try to build my form again, then if everything goes well - no back pain - I'll plug squats to my routine again. I haven't touched squats in almost 5 months, so I'll be weak as shit but I'll get it all back.

On another note, I can't recommend ON's Micronized Creatine enough. It's actually tasteless and it doesn't cause your asshole to explode like a volcano.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: cool breeze on January 02, 2010, 03:14:08 PM
sweet, I found out I can do one and a half pull-ups overhand.  This is certainly better than my middle/high school career of zero with the rare case of one.  It's all uphill from here.

Is it better to do underhand or overhand, btw? in gym they made us do overhand even though underhand was easier (that's how I got that one pull up; teacher wasn't looking)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: duckman2000 on January 02, 2010, 03:22:46 PM
I find the overhand ones to be uncomfortable, and downright difficult with this pull up bar thingy I have, so I do mostly underhand stuff. Places more emphasis on the biceps, so I've dropped the curls and instead added rows. Pull ups make me wish I was a low weight shortcake.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: cool breeze on January 02, 2010, 03:32:58 PM
The main reason I'm doing overhand now is because my right arm broke a few years back and since then, rotating my arm so the palm faces up kinda hurts.  Even playing Wario Ware on the Wii I had trouble with games that required you hold the controller in that position.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 02, 2010, 06:53:08 PM
People vary on what way they find easier but you should really do both. I do kips overhand, deadhang underhand. In the beginning, just do whatever it takes of course.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 10, 2010, 07:17:54 PM
Alright, the start of my third straight week of serious training. I eclipsed 12 virtual miles on the elliptical trainer for last week, and I do notice in an improvement in strength. I've had to increase a few of my reps at the gym by 10 lbs. I have started to track my calories today, I even planned out my meals in advance for tomorrow.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: archie4208 on January 10, 2010, 08:10:44 PM
Was down to 179 last week :rock  I also squatted 205 and did FOUR pullups in a single set. :o

But I haven't worked out since Thursday (cold came back :maf) and I had a cheat meal on Friday so I'm scared to look at the scale. :'(

And I realized I used four emotes in that post.  Yeesh.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 10, 2010, 08:25:12 PM
Man, I can't even fathom being under 200 lbs.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 10, 2010, 08:27:31 PM
I ran 20 miles this week around my neighborhood and combined with this crazy ass 7-day cabbage soup detox plan I've been doing with my wife, I've gone from 168 pounds to 160 pounds. The holidays were killer with all the eating we did in Nebraska with her parents.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: archie4208 on January 10, 2010, 08:27:48 PM
I weighed over 300 in high school. :teehee

I lost alot in college but was still skinny fat.  I wanna try to get a 6 pack.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: duckman2000 on January 10, 2010, 08:31:24 PM
I've been doing bad with nutrition over the holidays, but I've gotten back on the right track in the past week, and my lifting has improved accordingly. Now I just need to get more sleep, which is easier said than done. The cold weather actually makes it more appealing to make the trek to the clubhouse gym for cardio, so I'm going to get that going as well. Some blessed soul stole the mounted TV, so that should make the visits slightly less annoying.

I'm under 200lbs for the first time in a while. Weight loss has never been a goal, but I swear it added a psychological edge to today's pull ups.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 10, 2010, 08:46:09 PM
I just wish I was seeing the improvements in stamina and strength hit my belt buckle. I really don't feel like I've lost any real weight, but I'm not on a scale either. I am going to take a day off tomorrow, hit the cardio on Tuesday, gym on Wednesday, and then three straight days of cardio.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: duckman2000 on January 10, 2010, 08:53:15 PM
The only exercises that I can physically tell work my abs are deadlifts and squats. I can do 100 crunches (I don't do those anymore) and there will be a good burn, but I don't feel anywhere near as much in the gut as I do the day after doing squats and deadlifts.

The calisthenic program was good as a start and still works as support exercise, but I sort of wish I had started doing compound lifts sooner.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on January 10, 2010, 09:18:35 PM
I lost 40 lbs before needing to go down a pant size (40 to 38) and another 20 to go down another (38 to 36)

Everyone gains and loses fat differently.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 11, 2010, 01:18:34 AM
Willco - take pics. You'll drive yourself nuts looking in the mirror every week wondering if you look any better. Memories deceive but the camera doesn't lie.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on January 11, 2010, 08:28:00 PM
Oh my fucking god I'm sore.  I went out on my daily 5 mile run but something came over me at the point where I usually turn around and thought to myself "let's see how far I can go!".  By the time I got back home I was like one of those triathlon guys limping and crawling their way to the finish line.

Not doing that shit again.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 11, 2010, 09:18:28 PM
Well, I guess you know how far you can go!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Rman on January 11, 2010, 11:18:41 PM
Cormac, did you see this?
There's a small blurb about CrossFit in there as well.
http://www.nytimes.com/2010/01/10/fashion/10caveman.html?scp=1&sq=paleo&st=cse

LIKE many New York bachelors, John Durant tries to keep his apartment presentable — just in case he should ever bring home a future Mrs. Durant. He shares the fifth-floor walk-up with three of his buddies, but the place is tidy and he never forgets to water the plants.

Mr. Durant, 26, who works in online advertising, is part of a small New York subculture whose members seek good health through a selective return to the habits of their Paleolithic ancestors.

Or as he and some of his friends describe themselves, they are cavemen.

The caveman lifestyle, in Mr. Durant’s interpretation, involves eating large quantities of meat and then fasting between meals to approximate the lean times that his distant ancestors faced between hunts. Vegetables and fruit are fine, but he avoids foods like bread that were unavailable before the invention of agriculture. Mr. Durant believes the human body evolved for a hunter-gatherer lifestyle, and his goal is to wean himself off what he sees as many millenniums of bad habits....
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 11, 2010, 11:38:18 PM
According to my BMR, I have to eat over 3,700 calories to NOT lose weight. :lol

That is funny and depressing at the same time. :-\
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Fresh Prince on January 11, 2010, 11:46:38 PM
That's stupid. As if cavemen couldn't eat fruit and vegetables off a plant  ::)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 11, 2010, 11:48:51 PM
How does that work, Willco? Surely some whopping assumptions about activity level are being made there.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 11, 2010, 11:49:36 PM
That's stupid. As if cavemen couldn't eat fruit and vegetables off a plant  ::)

You fail at reading
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 11, 2010, 11:51:06 PM
No, that's the intake required to maintain my weight with almost no activity. BMR is based off of height, age, sex and weight. I am just that heavy. My current goal is to eat about 2,000 to 2,500 calories per day and continue my game plan of strength training one day per week, hitting the gym one day per week and cardio four days per week.

... It's just telling you that I was really overweight and that I was eating way too many calories. :-\
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Fresh Prince on January 11, 2010, 11:54:49 PM
That's stupid. As if cavemen couldn't eat fruit and vegetables off a plant  ::)

You fail at reading

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They regularly grumble about vegans, whom they regard as a misguided, rival tribe. But much of the conversation is spent parsing the law of the jungle. The most severe interpretations generally come from Vladimir Averbukh, a jaunty red-headed Web manager for the city who was born in Tashkent, Uzbekistan. Upon visiting Mr. Durant’s apartment for the first time, in August, Mr. Averbukh scowled at a tomato plant on his host’s roof deck.

“Cavemen don’t eat nightshades,” Mr. Averbukh, 29, said. He explained that tomatoes are part of the nightshade family, arguing that they are native to the New World and could not have been part of humanity’s earliest diet. Mr. Durant shrugged. (Mr. Durant said later that there was nothing uncavemannish about eating tomatoes.)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 12, 2010, 12:06:24 AM
That's stupid. As if cavemen couldn't eat fruit and vegetables off a plant  ::)

You fail at reading

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They regularly grumble about vegans, whom they regard as a misguided, rival tribe. But much of the conversation is spent parsing the law of the jungle. The most severe interpretations generally come from Vladimir Averbukh, a jaunty red-headed Web manager for the city who was born in Tashkent, Uzbekistan. Upon visiting Mr. Durant’s apartment for the first time, in August, Mr. Averbukh scowled at a tomato plant on his host’s roof deck.

“Cavemen don’t eat nightshades,” Mr. Averbukh, 29, said. He explained that tomatoes are part of the nightshade family, arguing that they are native to the New World and could not have been part of humanity’s earliest diet. Mr. Durant shrugged. (Mr. Durant said later that there was nothing uncavemannish about eating tomatoes.)

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The caveman lifestyle, in Mr. Durant’s interpretation, involves eating large quantities of meat and then fasting between meals to approximate the lean times that his distant ancestors faced between hunts. Vegetables and fruit are fine, but he avoids foods like bread that were unavailable before the invention of agriculture. Mr. Durant believes the human body evolved for a hunter-gatherer lifestyle, and his goal is to wean himself off what he sees as many millenniums of bad habits.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Fresh Prince on January 12, 2010, 12:07:35 AM
So the Paleos aren't unanimous in what they believe in.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 12, 2010, 12:09:50 AM
No, that's the intake required to maintain my weight with almost no activity. BMR is based off of height, age, sex and weight. I am just that heavy. My current goal is to eat about 2,000 to 2,500 calories per day and continue my game plan of strength training one day per week, hitting the gym one day per week and cardio four days per week.

... It's just telling you that I was really overweight and that I was eating way too many calories. :-\

I'm not sure why just being heavy means that you need more calories. Sure, it may take more to lug the extra weight around, but since most overweight folks are sedentary, I'd have thought that would even out.

The details are not important though - it has to come off, whether it's an easy process or a hard process. Don't think about it as long as you're moving in the right direction. Not that you strike me as a worrier :lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 12, 2010, 12:10:40 AM
So the Paleos aren't unanimous in what they believe in.

clutching at straws
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on January 12, 2010, 12:11:04 AM
I eat meat and fruit.  I like to cut up vegetables and mix them in with eggs for breakfast though.

I do like to have some kefir though.  I'm very lactose intolerant but I can handle kefir just fine.  Maybe it is my body reacting poorly to standard milk you'd get a grocery store.  Maybe my body would handle regular organic milk just fine but I don't want to take the risk.

Also, I think BMI is kind of crap.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Fresh Prince on January 12, 2010, 12:14:34 AM
clutching at straws
That's what I remembered last. I'm sticking to my guns.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: archie4208 on January 12, 2010, 12:17:06 AM
I'm trying my best to ween off bread.  That is my biggest weakness nutrition wise.  Today my carbs consisted of a sweet potatoe, green beans, broccoli and a sandwich I had for lunch. :'(

Edit: At least it was whole wheat bread, but I still gotta try to cut it out.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 12, 2010, 12:18:38 AM
Rman -

The article plays up the 'caveman' hook to give it some sizzle, but there is some good stuff in there anyway. The mouvement naturelle stuff is quite cool. I've seen some fun vids on youtube showing the sort of stuff that guy does for a workout - some of it just looks silly but a lot of it is awesome, very practical, and likely highly effective IMHO.

On the diet side, I own and have read Loren Cordain's Paleo for Athletes book and it's great stuff. It's a very freeform way of eating that doesn't fuss about quantities - it's all about the quality of your food, which should be right down your alley. Personally, I love dairy and seem to thrive on it (drinking insane quantities of milk right now as I'm on Starting Strength) so it's not 100% for me. I do eat along those lines a fair amount of the time though.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 12, 2010, 12:21:16 AM
I'm trying my best to ween off bread.  That is my biggest weakness nutrition wise.  Today my carbs consisted of a sweet potatoe, green beans, broccoli and a sandwich I had for lunch. :'(

Edit: At least it was whole wheat bread, but I still gotta try to cut it out.

I just came back from a Indian curry buffet where must have had about 3 whole naans. Bread :drool

It's like booze - i know my body works better without it and I really can't defend my consumption of it in any way. I just can't stop. I did a low-carb diet for a year and by the end of it I was miserable, and the weight came back on as soon as I stopped. Moderating my intake is working out far better than going cold turkey.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: duckman2000 on January 12, 2010, 12:36:43 AM
I know I've said this before and it sounds hippie spirit crap, but there really is something beneficial to keeping some "bad" things that are near and dear to you. I have a few too many of those and I'm going to make a bold attempt to cut the "worst," but I've tried going all out before and I'm pretty sure that made everything worse. At this point, I look at the bad habits and ingredients as luxuries that my working out can buy me, which seems like a fair trade.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Fresh Prince on January 12, 2010, 12:41:23 AM
I could never give up pasta or tea. But I already do the one meal a day, gorging when there food available thing- sometimes.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 12, 2010, 12:41:51 AM
Oh yeah, I bought some weightlifting shoes. Did my first session in them last week. It's going to take a little bit of getting used to (the raised hell seemed to bring me forward on the way out of the squat), but they feel incredibly stable. You feel cemented to the floor. Can't wait to try them with the Olympic lifts, front squats, overhead squats etc.

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Rman on January 12, 2010, 12:43:44 AM
So are you gonna continue to do Xfit stuff, or are you going to take Coach Rippetoe's advice and only do SS exclusively?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 12, 2010, 12:50:03 AM
I've been doing SS exclusively since mid-November.

I didn't work out more than once or twice for almost 2 months due to horrible work-related stress; when I got back to the gym, my buddy had embarked upon Starting Strength. I just went with the flow, since I was weak as shit and skinny as fuck at that point.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: brawndolicious on January 12, 2010, 12:53:42 AM
I'm not sure why just being heavy means that you need more calories. Sure, it may take more to lug the extra weight around, but since most overweight folks are sedentary, I'd have thought that would even out.
basal metabolic rate is the amount of energy you need simply to keep your cells alive.  If you have more mass, you need more energy to sustain the body.  This is even assuming you haven't eaten for a while as your digestive system uses a huge amount of energy.  Probably if you go below your BMR, your body ends up hoarding fat.

But you're not supposed to consume the exact amount as your BMR.  You should do at least 1/3 more based on how much physical activity/exercise you do everyday.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 12, 2010, 12:57:18 AM
That makes sense, thanks.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: cool breeze on January 12, 2010, 01:08:39 AM
I'm trying my best to ween off bread.  That is my biggest weakness nutrition wise.  Today my carbs consisted of a sweet potatoe, green beans, broccoli and a sandwich I had for lunch. :'(

Edit: At least it was whole wheat bread, but I still gotta try to cut it out.

yeah, getting off bread doesn't seem like it would be a problem until you realize how convenient a sandwich is.  But I don't really avoid carbs so much as it's a coincidence that foods I eat aren't carb heavy.  I eat sandwiches all the time during the school semester because I don't have time to sit down and enjoy a nicer meal.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Fresh Prince on January 12, 2010, 01:16:53 AM
Carbs are so cheap and filling
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Groogrux on January 12, 2010, 02:01:57 AM
I've been on a new plan for almost a week now.  My wife and I are not only watching calories, but we're watching what makes the calories that we are eating.  I've also been doing cardio on My Fitness Coach for the Wii.  It's not too bad, the exercises make you feel better, but the in-game trainer, Maya is a Nazi whore.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: archie4208 on January 12, 2010, 10:01:11 AM
Do you guys take any sort of supplements?  I take a multivitamin and two fish oil capsules when I wake up.  I'm trying to keep it cheap at the moment due to money concerns.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 12, 2010, 10:01:29 AM
SparkPeople.com does that for you, FYI.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Rman on January 12, 2010, 03:36:06 PM
I'm trying my best to ween off bread.  That is my biggest weakness nutrition wise.  Today my carbs consisted of a sweet potatoe, green beans, broccoli and a sandwich I had for lunch. :'(

Edit: At least it was whole wheat bread, but I still gotta try to cut it out.

I just came back from a Indian curry buffet where must have had about 3 whole naans. Bread :drool

It's like booze - i know my body works better without it and I really can't defend my consumption of it in any way. I just can't stop. I did a low-carb diet for a year and by the end of it I was miserable, and the weight came back on as soon as I stopped. Moderating my intake is working out far better than going cold turkey.
Same here.  I usually eschew grains during the week, basing most of my meals on protein, natural fats, vegetables, with some planned exceptions and forget about stuff on weekends due to drinking and eating out, etc.

Not too big on supplements, myself.  I could never develop the habit.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Fragamemnon on January 12, 2010, 06:39:57 PM
Do you guys take any sort of supplements?  I take a multivitamin and two fish oil capsules when I wake up.  I'm trying to keep it cheap at the moment due to money concerns.

that's all I take. I'm sure I could go wild with stuff but I just don't see the point.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 12, 2010, 06:54:27 PM
Fish oil is all you need. It helps recovery a lot, and undoes a lot of the damage from excess carb consumption. If you change nothing else about your diet, take a lot of fish oil. You need a lot more than a couple of caps in the morning though - I take 15 a day. Yes, it gets expensive, but think of it as preemptive healthcare. Compared to what you spend on say, sandwiches, fish oil isn't expensive at all.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 12, 2010, 06:56:17 PM
I should also add that, being in Japan where it's easy to get awesome fresh fish, I eat a ton of natural fish oil anyway. If I lived in some landlocked Midwestern state, I'd be taking more than 15 caps a day probably. Google or youtube 'high dose fish oil' and 'Dr. Barry Sears' for more on the science behind this.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Oblivion on January 12, 2010, 06:58:28 PM
In attempt to get my girly arms a bit buffer, I've been trying to do pushups. I can do 20 in a row, but like barely. Should I go crazy in exerting myself?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 12, 2010, 07:36:58 PM
Yes?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Oblivion on January 12, 2010, 07:42:36 PM
Yes?

I mean, is it a good idea to do too many at once, or start off low and gradually go higher?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 12, 2010, 08:16:49 PM
'too many' is by definition not a good idea. Ask better questions and you'll get better answers.

Anyway, it's pretty simple.

1) Make sure you're doing them with good form:
[youtube=560,345]JcfkQioj7QY[/youtube]

2) Do as many as you can, several times a day. Aim to equal or better the number you did last time.

it's only push-ups, no great mysteries to be revealed. just go do it.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Groogrux on January 13, 2010, 05:17:53 PM
I weighed myself yesterday and I've lost 13 lbs since October with 8 lbs being since Christmas.  Not drinking soda, excercise, along with decreasing sodium, sugar, carb, and calorie intake has been the biggest contributors to that.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 13, 2010, 07:20:49 PM
Hit the gym after a two-day rest period and my energy level was in the dumps. I managed to do less reps on one particular machine than what I did the prior week. Whether or not this corresponds with me tracking and drastically reducing my caloric intake or just the two-day rest period, I'm not sure.

I just couldn't do much yesterday, because my stomach muscles were still sore from Sunday. I mean, it hurt to move around in my sleep they were so sore.

Oh well. Three straight days of cardio and crunches followed by getting my ass handed to me at 7 AM by my father. :-\
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: archie4208 on January 13, 2010, 07:25:55 PM
Squatted 205 today. :rock

Gonna do about 30 mins LISS in a little bit.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 13, 2010, 08:35:14 PM
I did 3 x5 @ 231lbs (metric weights...it was 105kg) yesterday, new PR for a 5RM. I don't really count a squat PR unless I do it 3 times in the same session now.

Got to add 2.5kg to that tomorrow :(

Not looking forward to it but edging closer to the benchmark of 1.5x bodyweight for 5RM (i weigh 160lbs now but usually even less)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: duckman2000 on January 13, 2010, 08:51:37 PM
I should also add that, being in Japan where it's easy to get awesome fresh fish, I eat a ton of natural fish oil anyway. If I lived in some landlocked Midwestern state, I'd be taking more than 15 caps a day probably. Google or youtube 'high dose fish oil' and 'Dr. Barry Sears' for more on the science behind this.

I steered clear of fish for the longest time, only eating the "safe" varieties; prepackaged, which in some cases isn't a bad idea, but I had really been missing out. I don't trust the fish here though, not like I do back home, which is a problem. By far the biggest issues I have with healthy living is cost, and reading through the bits about origin, which is incredibly important with fish, and especially if you're cooking for yourself and a kid. I do it with chicken and egg too, but not necessarily for health reasons.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 13, 2010, 09:05:24 PM
It's great living in the Pacific Northwest. Tons of fantastic seafood.

Down to 160 lbs., aiming for 155.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: duckman2000 on January 13, 2010, 09:16:19 PM
I've visited Seattle once, and I totally fell in love with the seafood, and just about everything else too. I've been aiming to live there at some point, but whenever I'm in a position to move, the job market seems to be shit over there. :(
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 13, 2010, 11:02:01 PM
I should also add that, being in Japan where it's easy to get awesome fresh fish, I eat a ton of natural fish oil anyway. If I lived in some landlocked Midwestern state, I'd be taking more than 15 caps a day probably. Google or youtube 'high dose fish oil' and 'Dr. Barry Sears' for more on the science behind this.

I steered clear of fish for the longest time, only eating the "safe" varieties; prepackaged, which in some cases isn't a bad idea, but I had really been missing out. I don't trust the fish here though, not like I do back home, which is a problem. By far the biggest issues I have with healthy living is cost, and reading through the bits about origin, which is incredibly important with fish, and especially if you're cooking for yourself and a kid. I do it with chicken and egg too, but not necessarily for health reasons.

Yeah, the cost gets a bit silly. Almost everyone is forced to compromise. Such is the course of human civilization. Rich can eat well easily, poor folks have to be ingenious.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 17, 2010, 10:08:32 AM
Did measurements today, after three weeks of working out. Lost 1.5" from my hip, 2.25" from my waist, 3" from my thighs and gained 2" on my arms. Chest remained the same. I'm assuming from gaining muscle.

Yay, tangible results for hard work! :rock
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on January 17, 2010, 10:09:09 AM
Nice job!

Do you weigh yourself?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 17, 2010, 10:10:43 AM
I have not weighed myself because - embarrassingly enough - I just ordered a scale that could handle my wide load last week. It has not arrived yet. My weight hasn't been exact for awhile now because of that, so I've been using measurements to track results. I'll be doing that in combination with my weight once the scale arrives.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Kestastrophe on January 17, 2010, 10:13:46 AM
I did 3 x5 @ 231lbs (metric weights...it was 105kg) yesterday, new PR for a 5RM.
Good work man.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 17, 2010, 10:22:21 AM
I did 3 x5 @ 231lbs (metric weights...it was 105kg) yesterday, new PR for a 5RM.
Good work man.

thanks, but that's out of date already - i did 3 x5@107.5kg on Friday :)
When you start this, it seems like the workouts are spaced forever apart - now that I'm hitting PRs all the time, they seem to be rushing headlong at me. Terrifying. It took me 3 workouts to get all 3 at 105kg, so I had no expectation of doing 107.5kg the first time out. But there it is. Tomorrow is 110kg!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 17, 2010, 10:25:16 AM
Did measurements today, after three weeks of working out. Lost 1.5" from my hip, 2.25" from my waist, 3" from my thighs and gained 2" on my arms. Chest remained the same. I'm assuming from gaining muscle.

Yay, tangible results for hard work! :rock

:rock

Willco gettin' it done

Once you get in that positive reinforcement cycle where you're seeing some payoff, it's just a matter of staying there. Every day from here will be hard, but at least it's pain that you know you can handle.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Rman on January 17, 2010, 10:34:17 AM
I have not weighed myself because - embarrassingly enough - I just ordered a scale that could handle my wide load last week. It has not arrived yet. My weight hasn't been exact for awhile now because of that, so I've been using measurements to track results. I'll be doing that in combination with my weight once the scale arrives.
Aren't you in a gym, Wilco?  Does it have medical style scales there in the locker room?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 17, 2010, 10:40:38 AM
I go to a gym once a week, but its a development gym (like for an apartment complex). While they have more equipment than I've seen at most, there is no medical scale.

The elliptical I have at home, and my Sunday workout days are done here too (my father comes over with weights, medicine ball, etc.).

So that's why I went ahead and ordered that scale. It should be here this week.

Thanks for kudos, Cormac. Its been tough and I can't tell you how close I was to not getting out of bed at 7 AM this morning. I am monitoring my calories pretty carefully, but I need to tweak it because I feel my energy has dropped like a rock since I cut back on what I eat dramatically.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on January 17, 2010, 11:57:53 AM
Good job Wilco!  Progress is always the best incentive to keep going.  The hardest part of any routine imo is the first few weeks but as soon as real results start showing you'll eventually get all Rainman about your excersize and intake....or at least that's the case for myself.

I think I hurt my leg out there this morning during my run, but it may just be dehydration.  Of course I could've cut my a mile and a half off my route and went home but I felt like that'd be cheating so I limped the rest of the way home.  I was going so slow there towards the end there that and old man jogging past me by.....embarrassing.  Thank god it was early and there weren't too many people around to see that.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Kestastrophe on January 17, 2010, 12:46:14 PM
Good work Will. I've been going to the gym when it opens (6am) in order to get my routine in before I go to work. I think it would be really difficult to go later in the day or after work
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: archie4208 on January 17, 2010, 06:35:05 PM
Good job, Willco.  :rock

I did 12 minutes HIIT today.  I got my HR up to 92% of my MHR.  No wonder I was only able to complete 12 minutes!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 18, 2010, 12:42:15 AM
...and squatted 3x5 at 110kg/242lbs today. That's a PR in each of the last 3 sessions. What a fun, but terrifying program. I'm now warming up at weights that were PRs a few months ago.

Not gonna be catching :bow T EXP :bow2 anytime soon tho!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 18, 2010, 12:42:56 AM
One day, I will be able to do that stuff. I have difficulty with the small stuff right now. :lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 18, 2010, 12:58:53 AM
Again, I like your attitude, Willco. Some people look at the length of the road, some people look at what awaits them at the end of it.

Squatting is definitely worth starting on ASAP, actually. You can do it with bodyweight to begin with - just standing up straight from a seated position is a great way to start. If you're going to work on strength at all, you may as well use the biggest muscles in your body - more strength gains/muscle, more calorie burning, even.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 18, 2010, 01:00:46 AM
I do them with an exercise ball against a hard wall and small weights. :lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 18, 2010, 01:04:25 AM
That's fine. The reason I am keen on folks starting them early is that it takes quite a long time to learn how to do them correctly. You don't want to have jacked-up technique when you've got relatively heavy weights on your back, so the time to get the form down is now. Just focus on keeping the back straight, chest up, ass out, knees tracking over the feet and the strength will come with time.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on January 18, 2010, 01:05:35 AM
Since I've been going to fight club after getting back to Korea, my roundhouse kick has gotten pretty awesome again. It's a great feeling to knock the guy holding the bag back a few feet.

I really need to work on my defense more than anything. I should start jumping rope.

YOU TALKED ABOUT IT >:(
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: demi on January 18, 2010, 01:05:54 AM
Willco when you weigh yourself do you do it naked?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 18, 2010, 01:06:54 AM
Only after eating a can of corn.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: demi on January 18, 2010, 01:08:09 AM
delicious sundae
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 18, 2010, 01:08:26 AM
You will watch as I eat it
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on January 18, 2010, 07:14:48 AM
...and squatted 3x5 at 110kg/242lbs today. That's a PR in each of the last 3 sessions. What a fun, but terrifying program. I'm now warming up at weights that were PRs a few months ago.

Not gonna be catching :bow T EXP :bow2 anytime soon tho!

Thanks; it took me a decade to get where I'm at now.  In fact, for my 16th birthday (I'm 24 now), one of my birthday presents was a squat belt!  I still use it.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 18, 2010, 08:20:12 AM
Sadly, i don't have a decade's worth of testosterone left to exploit, mostly likely; i'm 38 now so any big gains better come fast!

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: archie4208 on January 18, 2010, 08:43:34 AM
Sadly, i don't have a decade's worth of testosterone left to exploit, mostly likely; i'm 38 now so any big gains better come fast!



wait what? :o  your pics make you look mid/late 20s.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 18, 2010, 04:12:30 PM
Ran for 30 minutes and then sprinted my ass off for 20 minutes straight.

That wasn't fun.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: duckman2000 on January 18, 2010, 04:18:50 PM
Old people of EB :rock
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: archie4208 on January 18, 2010, 04:22:20 PM
220 squat today :rock

I started taking deadlifting seriously today too.  Only did 135 but I feel it is a decent foundation to work upon.  The scales say I haven't lost any weight, but I'm guessing that is muscle gains since my thighs are looking bigger and my shirts are fitting better.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: duckman2000 on January 18, 2010, 04:25:51 PM
I broke 300lbs x 5 DLs the other day, think I might have to try to load on some weight and see how heavy I can go for a single rep. Nothing amazing I know, but it's starting to feel heavy, getting to be a bit dizzy after lifts. Had a slump and had to go down quite a bit in weight, but it's been progressing nicely since then. Sleep and decent food does wonders.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 18, 2010, 05:07:39 PM
Good work Duckman. I got to 320x5 myself the other day, but I'm only deadlifting once a week max on this program so it's been on the backburner. Still messes me up more than any other lift.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 18, 2010, 05:09:52 PM
Sadly, i don't have a decade's worth of testosterone left to exploit, mostly likely; i'm 38 now so any big gains better come fast!


wait what? :o  your pics make you look mid/late 20s.

the walking stick is out of the frame!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 18, 2010, 05:29:50 PM
duckman - Did you ever give that 1-3-5 progression for the deadlift a shot? If you're deadlifting heavy 3 times a week or so, it's a great way to build it up fast. In case you need a reminder, just take your 5RM weight, add 5lbs to it, do 1 rep. Then do 3 reps the next session, 5 the next. Then add 5lbs, go down to 3 reps. Add 5lbs more, do 1 rep, rinse and repeat. It's a crazy fast progression but you'd be surprised how much you can milk it.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 18, 2010, 10:44:06 PM
After keeping my daily caloric intake under 2,500 - my birthday dinner was a nightmare. I ate the equivalent of a day and a half worth of calories in one meal! Outback Steakhouse is a DEATH HOUSE (one entree + one dessert + one lite beer = 3,700 calories!!!). I was thinking of cutting down my calories to under 1,200 tomorrow to try and make up for tonight's decadence (in addition to 45 minutes of cardio). Is that safe?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 18, 2010, 10:48:05 PM
Will you die if you eat a few less calories today? No.

Is it a great idea? No. You run the risk of settling into a binge-and-purge lifestyle. Just stick to the 2,500 plan and don't worry about birthdays. Plus, your will to exercise will dry up real fast if you go seriously low-calorie. You wouldn't believe what I ate last night. 2 whole meals and 2 huge desserts.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 18, 2010, 10:51:01 PM
I just cannot believe that meal was so destructive. Rack of lambs + green beans + potatoes + Amstel Lite + Nutter Butter pie.

The pie was the worst. After checking the nutritional content online, a single slice is supposed to be for four people (it was just a slice, everyone got their own dessert!) and the entire slice was something like 1,700 calories!

I couldn't even eat all of it and that was even after boxing it to take home.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 18, 2010, 10:58:34 PM
duckman - Did you ever give that 1-3-5 progression for the deadlift a shot? If you're deadlifting heavy 3 times a week or so, it's a great way to build it up fast. In case you need a reminder, just take your 5RM weight, add 5lbs to it, do 1 rep. Then do 3 reps the next session, 5 the next. Then add 5lbs, go down to 3 reps. Add 5lbs more, do 1 rep, rinse and repeat. It's a crazy fast progression but you'd be surprised how much you can milk it.

Does this work well for increasing your max in other lifts?

yes.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 18, 2010, 11:09:01 PM
I just cannot believe that meal was so destructive. Rack of lambs + green beans + potatoes + Amstel Lite + Nutter Butter pie.

The pie was the worst. After checking the nutritional content online, a single slice is supposed to be for four people (it was just a slice, everyone got their own dessert!) and the entire slice was something like 1,700 calories!

I couldn't even eat all of it and that was even after boxing it to take home.

So the guilt only set in AFTER you took it home and tried to finish it there! :rofl

Cold, premeditated gluttony.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 18, 2010, 11:30:45 PM
I didn't even look at the nutritional facts until after I tried to eat the leftovers hours later. I just rang up my calories right before I posted. I mean, I expected to take a hit - but not a hit like that!

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Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 18, 2010, 11:33:25 PM
Dude. You went to Outback. They're notorious for being incredibly unhealthy. You knew what you were getting yourself into.  :wag

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Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 18, 2010, 11:33:52 PM
I honestly did not. I had never been there before! It wasn't even my choice!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: archie4208 on January 18, 2010, 11:34:53 PM
Looks like that is your cheat meal for the week month, Willco!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 18, 2010, 11:35:12 PM
:lol

It's not the end of the world. Well, it probably is if you wake up tomorrow back at Outback with your face in a Bloomin Onion or whatever that thing is called.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Fresh Prince on January 18, 2010, 11:37:35 PM
Willco- bullemia is the answer, next time.

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: archie4208 on January 18, 2010, 11:38:04 PM
:lol

It's not the end of the world. Well, it probably is if you wake up tomorrow back at Outback with your face in a Bloomin Onion or whatever that thing is called.

A full Bloomin Onion has over 3000 calories, 280 grams of fat, and 132 grams carbs (http://www.thedailyplate.com/nutrition-calories/food/outback-steakhouse/blooming-onion). :o
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Fresh Prince on January 18, 2010, 11:39:14 PM
I apologise for the suffering my people brought onto your body, Willco.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 19, 2010, 12:19:27 AM
3,000 calories for the Bloomin Onion? jeez. And i bet that's without the dips. I've had 'em quite a few times, although I don't really like the place that much. It's pretty convenient for parties though.

Since I'm doing Starting Strength, I'm supposed to be eating an additional 2,500 calories daily right now. I'm packing away truly extraordinary amounts of food and booze. It's fun but I think I'd better wind this up before I get too used to it.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: demi on January 19, 2010, 07:18:24 AM
Found this leaked footage of Willco's routine...

http://i46.tinypic.com/2mqvw54.jpg
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on January 19, 2010, 07:25:52 AM
When I lost my weight, I had a day a week where I ate whatever I wanted.  It was typically two meals and by the end of the night, I couldn't wait to get back to the program the next day.  Yet when times were getting challenging (I picked Sunday for these cheats and the challenging days were usually Thursday or Friday), I held on, knowing I could eat whatever the fuck I wanted on Sunday.

That might mean one less day of progress but any weight (including water) I gained, I lost by Tuesday.

You're fine.  One cheat meal isn't bad at all.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Fragamemnon on January 19, 2010, 07:33:25 AM
yeah one cheat meal a week isn't going to do much harm.

It's important not so much to get worked up over single events, and its VERY important to pay attention to trends in your behavior. Trends in behavior over time become habits, and that's makes people stay unhealthy. On the other hand, positive trends in your behavior form good habits which you can keep for life, which is really the whole purpose (IMO) of a diet-finding a set of good eating habits you are happy and can actually live with.

The man who loses ten pounds over a span of ten weeks but changes his macro nutrient ratios away from the usual American diet carbsplosion, makes a habit of drinking tons of water, cuts out sugary drinks entirely, and finds a lifting/cardio program that works for him is much better off than the dude that drops twenty in the same amount of time by crashing out his metabolism by just flooring his calorie intake and starving himself.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: archie4208 on January 19, 2010, 08:34:39 AM
Indulging once a week isn't going to throw you off track.  Just be ready to hit the gym the next day!  I have a cheat meal once a week that is an extra 500 to 1500 calories (depending on what I eat).  I see them as rewards for being dedicated to your diet. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: duckman2000 on January 19, 2010, 01:23:24 PM
duckman - Did you ever give that 1-3-5 progression for the deadlift a shot? If you're deadlifting heavy 3 times a week or so, it's a great way to build it up fast. In case you need a reminder, just take your 5RM weight, add 5lbs to it, do 1 rep. Then do 3 reps the next session, 5 the next. Then add 5lbs, go down to 3 reps. Add 5lbs more, do 1 rep, rinse and repeat. It's a crazy fast progression but you'd be surprised how much you can milk it.

You know, I think that's basically what I did, but I don't think I ever planned to do it. I jumped a little bit too fast in load so I had to go with a single rep the first time, and did three at the same weight on the next lift.

Deads are the only lifts or type of exercise that I actually dread before every single lift. I think that's a good thing, makes you respect it, which in turn promotes safety.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 19, 2010, 06:50:57 PM
Dreadlifts, I like it :rock

I know exactly what you mean. I avoid thinking too much about the lift itself by concentrating on the following check list before every rep (even in sets of 5 or whatever).  Burn this sequence into your brain and you are pretty much guaranteed safe lifts.

1) knees to bar
2) hook grip
3) chest up, shoulders back
4) pull

At 300lbs, it's probably time for you to start using the hook grip if you haven't already. After 300lbs, it pretty much always feels heavy, even when you can lift it relatively easily. Hard to explain but you probably know what I mean!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 19, 2010, 06:57:41 PM
Ran for 45 minutes today. Would've gone further, but I'm really draggin' today.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: archie4208 on January 19, 2010, 06:59:22 PM
Did 15 minutes of HIIT today.  I was barely able to walk after I was done.  :rock  Then I gorged on green beans and skinless boneless chicken breasts for dinner.  I ate an entire can of green beans and two breasts in less than 10 minutes.  I haven't been that ravenous for food in years.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 19, 2010, 07:04:27 PM
Sounds like you're doing it right, whatever it is you're doing.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 19, 2010, 07:09:05 PM
Cormac, I've been bugging the Northwest Crosffit guys down the street from my house for a shirt for you. Hopefully I can get you one.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Fragamemnon on January 19, 2010, 07:11:30 PM
yeah doing HIIT turns me into a ravenous beast, hungry for the flesh of sweet chicken.

also, you're doing it right if you collapse or are near collapse when you are done. the metric I use is "do I feel like I want to die", if the answer is yes then my HIIT session was likely a success, which is easily confirmed via heart rate monitor.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on January 19, 2010, 07:28:29 PM
Did 15 minutes of HIIT today.  I was barely able to walk after I was done.  :rock  Then I gorged on green beans and skinless boneless chicken breasts for dinner.  I ate an entire can of green beans and two breasts in less than 10 minutes.  I haven't been that ravenous for food in years.

What else are you ravenous for? :teehee
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: archie4208 on January 19, 2010, 07:58:58 PM
 :-*
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 19, 2010, 08:02:08 PM
Cormac, I've been bugging the Northwest Crosffit guys down the street from my house for a shirt for you. Hopefully I can get you one.

Wow, thanks! :bow
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 20, 2010, 12:25:36 AM
Squatted 3x5 at 112.5kg/248lbs today. What an awesome lunch break that was :)

Next up is 115kg, which was my old 1 rep max. Presumably I'd shatter that now. Gonna need new pants soon!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Rman on January 21, 2010, 12:17:11 AM
Couple of cheat meals once a week won't delay your progress, Wilco.  I tend to have my cheat meals when eating out.  One component that people miss when wanting to lean out is the quality of their sleep.  Restless sleep or low quality raises cortisol levels, a stress hormone which mitigates fat loss.  So don't skimp on quality sleep for those looking to lean out. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on January 21, 2010, 10:57:37 AM
After doing pretty much cardio for a year or so, I've started working on weights recently.

I've just kinda been doing my own thing since I've never really looked online for routines and whatnot.

I do a full body workout 3 or 4 times a week (every other day).  Do you guys prefer isolation or full body?  What are the benefits of both?  On the in between days, I do long distance running.  I know HIIT is supposed to be better, but I actually enjoy long distance running and it lost me about 60 pounds so it works well enough for me.  I tried HIIT and I don't really care for it.  I'm sure it works, but i need to be able to enjoy something to keep doing it. 

Tell me how to fix my routine or make it better because I'm sure compared to you guys, my routine is complete crap :lol

I start with bench press.  I start with a base weight that I choose based on a point of failure of 9 reps.  I do one set of that.  Then I add 10 pounds.  Usually I can do about 6 or 7 of those and I do one set.  Then I add 10 more pounds and it usually tops me out at about 5 reps.  I do two sets of these.  Then I stack down and take off 10 pounds.  Do one set.  Take off the other 10, do one set.  I don't know how effective it really is, but i've almost double my bench press in about 1.5 months or so.  Any suggestions for better progression?

Then I usually do bicep curls.  I do 5 sets of the same weight.  When my point of failure on the final set is about 10, I raise it another 5 pounds.  I've progressed a bit slower on this.  Went from 20 lbs to 30 now in about 2 months (I started doing this after running before i started weights).  i'm about to move up to 35 in probably another week or two. 

Then I usually do squats.  I'm at 150 right now, working my way up slowly while I watch my form.  I stay at one consistent weight for 5 sets here.  I usually do 9 reps.  I'll lower my reps as I move up in weight though.  I just don't want to move up too quickly and not have proper form for such a high weight.

Then I do leg presses.  I work it the same way as my bench press.  But i start at 360, add 50, one set, add 50, one set, then take off 50, one set, take off the other 50 one set.  5 sets, 9 reps.

Then I work back by either working on the rowing machine or doing lat pull downs.  Same as bench and leg presses.  What are some good back exercises with free weights?  i prefer free weights.  It feels like I accomplish more and see more gain on freeweight exercises.

Then I usually finish with butterflies.  Same regiment of stacking up and stacking down.  9 reps.

So.... tear me apart and make my exercises more efficient please!

PS: At this point, I'm pretty much eating what I want with no weight gain and I'm bulking up nicely.  My wife is loving the arms :o  She'll be rubbing them randomly when we're watching a movie or something.

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: archie4208 on January 21, 2010, 11:34:40 AM
For lfiting: I would give Stronglifts a shot.  Here is the link to it (http://stronglifts.com/stronglifts-5x5-beginner-strength-training-program/).  It has been the simplest lifting plan I have ever done, and also one of the most grueling.  I have noticed some very good gains in my legs since I started it 3 months ago.  I was going to do some other trash I found at bodybuilding.com but Cormac talked me out of it and I'm glad he did.

For cardio: do whatever works for you!  If you don't like HIIT, then by all means do long distance running.  I have a very short attention span and get bored after about 20 minutes, so HIIT is perfect for me.  I normally do a 15 minute HIIT routine on my non lifting days.

My routine right now is:

M/W/F - Stronglifts (I might do 20 minutes low intensity cardio in the evening, but I don't do it all the time)
Tu/Th/Sa - 15 minutes HIIT
Su - Rest

Nutrition wise: I am trying to lose fat so I keep my caloric intake between 1800 and 2000 calories a day with an emphasis on protein.  Carbs are my biggest weakness so I try to curtail them after lunch time and focus on veggies.  My carbs consist of oatmeal, wheat bread (I'm trying to cut that, though) and sweet potatoes.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on January 21, 2010, 11:39:52 AM
That looks pretty awesome. I've never heard of inverted rows and I'm actually googling it to find out how to do it :lol  Makes me feel like such a dork

Edit:
I think I might try your routine.  My problem with foods is carbs.  Being hispanics, my wife and I tend to eat a lot of breads and beans (stereotypes, I know!).  It's really hard to avoid especially when we eat at home, but we do try to avoid that.  But we mainly try not to eat out and that seems to do us a lot of good.  We lose a good amount of weight (1 or 2 pounds per week) just when we consistently go to the gym and avoid fast food.  I guess I'll worry more about it when I get closer to my goal I imagine.  As of right now I'm still not watching what I eat too badly and still losing weight :D
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: archie4208 on January 21, 2010, 11:51:19 AM
Nutrition is my biggest weakness by far, especially on the carbs side.  I lack self control and will pig out if given the chance.  I would suggest www.fitday.com to track your calories (and guilt trip you into eating healthy :teehee).  You should try to curtail carbs, but don't totally eliminate them. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Fragamemnon on January 21, 2010, 12:41:22 PM
If you're losing 1-2 pounds a week just keep doing what you're doing, because it's working. :)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Rman on January 21, 2010, 02:17:45 PM
For lfiting: I would give Stronglifts a shot.  Here is the link to it (http://stronglifts.com/stronglifts-5x5-beginner-strength-training-program/).  It has been the simplest lifting plan I have ever done, and also one of the most grueling.  I have noticed some very good gains in my legs since I started it 3 months ago.  I was going to do some other trash I found at bodybuilding.com but Cormac talked me out of it and I'm glad he did.

For cardio: do whatever works for you!  If you don't like HIIT, then by all means do long distance running.  I have a very short attention span and get bored after about 20 minutes, so HIIT is perfect for me.  I normally do a 15 minute HIIT routine on my non lifting days.

My routine right now is:

M/W/F - Stronglifts (I might do 20 minutes low intensity cardio in the evening, but I don't do it all the time)
Tu/Th/Sa - 15 minutes HIIT
Su - Rest

Nutrition wise: I am trying to lose fat so I keep my caloric intake between 1800 and 2000 calories a day with an emphasis on protein.  Carbs are my biggest weakness so I try to curtail them after lunch time and focus on veggies.  My carbs consist of oatmeal, wheat bread (I'm trying to cut that, though) and sweet potatoes.
Carbs post workout are fine, especially after strength training workouts.  Stick with the higher quality stuff, though--yams, sweet potatoes, etc.  Just pair it with protein for best recovery.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: archie4208 on January 21, 2010, 02:25:40 PM
I just finished an intense HIIT session and had a protein shake and a bowl of oatmeal. :rock

But I'm talking about in general.  I remember eating whole boxes of cereal in one sitting during my fatty days.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on January 21, 2010, 03:01:16 PM
Nutrition is my biggest weakness by far, especially on the carbs side.  I lack self control and will pig out if given the chance.  I would suggest www.fitday.com to track your calories (and guilt trip you into eating healthy :teehee).  You should try to curtail carbs, but don't totally eliminate them. 
I think I have an app on my phone that links to that site.  I input all my foods in there and specify portions etc.  It even scans barcodes on food items to obtain the nutrition facts automatically.  I think it's for that site.  If not I've heard of it elsewhere.  Thanks! 

And my problem with food is our typical food items at our house.  We both usually skip breakfast.  For lunch, it's usually a sandwich of some kind with bread and crap and carbs.  Then for dinner it's usually beans and/or rice with some kind of cooked beef (rarely chicken) or eggs, some cheese and tortillas or bread.

Food is our biggest downfall as well.  It's way harder to control for us since we usually get home to eat dinner like at 9 pm and we're lazy as shit by then and we're just food lovers in general.

If you're losing 1-2 pounds a week just keep doing what you're doing, because it's working. :)
:D

My workout has pretty much just been evolving from what I've found has worked for me.  I originally tried isolation exercises using opposing muscle groups.  The gain was good, but the aftermath was too much for me to keep up with.  I dumped that after two weeks because even splitting the days up in 3 groups, I was too sore to continue.  Plus, the pumps seemed to be more temporary with just swelling instead of a real gain in mass.  After taking like a week off for christmas, my arms went back down to where they were before.  As opposed to when I initially started, the muscle gain was still there even after a 2 week hiatus during thanksgiving (fucking holidays).

I just finished an intense HIIT session and had a protein shake and a bowl of oatmeal. :rock

But I'm talking about in general.  I remember eating whole boxes of cereal in one sitting during my fatty days.
Whole pizzas when i worked at pizza hut :'(
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: duckman2000 on January 21, 2010, 03:04:51 PM
The only thing I don't quite understand is doing leg presses and squats. Could be perfect for all I know, but what's the benefit of doing both?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on January 21, 2010, 03:06:54 PM
I have no idea.  It felt good  :lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 21, 2010, 04:05:49 PM
I went to the gym today and went to three reps on each machine, increasing the plate every time. I was planning to do cardio too, but I'm gassed. It's been a rough two days.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: duckman2000 on January 21, 2010, 04:07:44 PM
I think I really fucked up my shoulder the other day. My squat set-up is less than ideal, so I twisted my arm resetting the bar. Today I have limited movement, think I might hold off on lifts for a while.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on January 21, 2010, 04:15:06 PM
My arm was giving me a bitching pain last night with butterflies.  i'll see how it is tomorrow.  It felt fine when I quit and feels fine now.  But it was a sharp ass pain in my upper right arm.

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 21, 2010, 04:24:49 PM
I lost 24 lbs. this month.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on January 21, 2010, 04:28:05 PM
I lost 24 lbs. this month.
holy shit dude!  Good job!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: duckman2000 on January 21, 2010, 04:33:01 PM
My arm was giving me a bitching pain last night with butterflies.  i'll see how it is tomorrow.  It felt fine when I quit and feels fine now.  But it was a sharp ass pain in my upper right arm.

Joint or muscle? Mine feels like joint pain, and that bugs me.

Oh yeah, and good job Will.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on January 21, 2010, 04:38:40 PM
Joint.  For the first few reps it actually felt like it popping.  That went away though.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 21, 2010, 04:39:02 PM
Thanks guys. I'm still pretty heavy, though. I was told once the system shock of monitoring calories and actually working out wears off (and my body stabilizes), this is the point where it becomes grueling. Lots of hard work to go to get to a weight that's not totally embarrassing. :punch
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: demi on January 21, 2010, 04:40:02 PM
I dont think you're embarassing, you are only hurting yourself Will.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 21, 2010, 04:41:24 PM
Whatever administrator McDreamy.

Demi is the only dude on THE BORE that is so good looking that he's actually shy about posting pics, because he doesn't want to upstage the Internet.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: archie4208 on January 21, 2010, 05:55:06 PM
You mean demi ISN"T Nick Frost?  This is news to me.

Also, I was so exhausted after my HIIT that I fell asleep for 90 minutes. :lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on January 21, 2010, 06:31:50 PM
Nice work, Willco
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 21, 2010, 06:38:01 PM
I got a lot more to go (a lot more), but thanks for the kudos! :punch
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 21, 2010, 07:22:57 PM
Mups:

What you're doing will work to an extent but it's not optimal by any means. It's too complicated and too random, and there is needless duplication. As duckman says, squats AND leg press is silly - leg press is a distinguished mentally-challenged fellow version of a proper squat. If you do the squat right, you shouldn't be CAPABLE of doing leg press afterward. (the reason it's distinguished mentally-challenged is because your back is completely supported throughout the lift, so you lose all the benefit to your back - people only like it because they think OMG I'm pressing 400lbs! They're not).

Curls and rows are not terrible to start off with (they're safe and easy to do correctly) but your goal should be to build up to pull-ups, power cleans and deadlifts, which have a far greater benefit. But these require decent strength and/or technique so no need to jump straight in on them if what you're doing is working for you at the moment. Just remember this for when you plateau (which you will).

You are very much correct in your observation that the 'pump' is mostly temporary from this kind of isolation work. To get bigger, you actually need to move heavy weights, and EAT. You're effectively on a calorie-controlled diet - your arms aren't going to gain two or three inches no matter how many curls you do.

archie - the HIIT stuff is great, I love it too. But it doesn't go well with a stronglifts-style program. You're really slowing the strength gains by doing all that extra stuff, because there is no way you can recover adequately over the long term. I'd cut down to one session a week and add in more work slowly only if you are still seeing consistent strength gains. (if you don't want consistent strength gains, on the other hand - dump stronglifts!).  Always remember that strength gains and conditioning gains are mutually opposed. Improving both at once is a slow process and many people get the balance wrong and end up not making decent progress in either. The program you have chosen is designed around strength ONLY by experienced pros - i'd stick to it as written for at least a couple of months before dicking with it.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 21, 2010, 07:29:21 PM
awesome work Willco! :mrt

Sadly, yes, weight loss will get harder the closer you get to 'normal'. But you still have plenty of ammo in the clip - you can definitely tighten up the nutrition considerably, from what I've read. And your work capacity will increase, enabling you to get more out of each training session. Once you start the positive cycle, it's just a matter of keeping it going.

We need some workout smileys i think. 


Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 21, 2010, 07:31:09 PM
I think I really fucked up my shoulder the other day. My squat set-up is less than ideal, so I twisted my arm resetting the bar. Today I have limited movement, think I might hold off on lifts for a while.

I've fucked this up a few times myself - I now set the hooks super-low as a result. You should never ever have to stand up straight with the barbell on your back in order to rack it.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 21, 2010, 07:40:32 PM
you can definitely tighten up the nutrition considerably, from what I've read.

Save for my escapade at Outback Steakhouse, I've been pretty diligent. Been keeping it under 2,500 calories a day, no sweet stuff (except maybe an apple), all whole grains, limited fat (I've pretty much tossed red meat out of the house, although I'll do a lean pork tenderloin every now and then), etc.

My favorite dish (after working out) is this refined chicken and pasta bowl I've created. 4 oz. of grilled chicken breast strips, 2 oz. of whole grain pasta, 1 tbsp of extra light olive oil and 2.5 tbsp of low fat parmesan cheese. Total calories: 483. It's delicious and it fills me up for the rest of the day. It was a far cry from the stuff I was eating.

I was eating soy and stuff, but my father vetoed that, saying something about how my body breaks down soy will make it harder for me. I dunno. Fitness gibberish.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 21, 2010, 07:48:55 PM
I would welcome any seafood suggestions that are low calorie and relatively healthy, btw. Especially soup.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Rman on January 21, 2010, 08:02:12 PM
I'll list some of my favorites by cooking technique.

Broiled: Swordfish, Wild Salmon
Sauteed: Red Snapper, Halibut, Mackerel, Scallops--great, inexpensive source of Omega 3 fats.
Grilled: Tuna, Mahi Mahi, Squid, Shrimp, Scallops
Poached: Shrimp, Lobster
Roasted, Whole: Bass, Snapper

Vinagrettes go great with most seafood dishes as well and less fattening than tartar sauce or melted garlic butter, which accompany most seafood items.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: duckman2000 on January 21, 2010, 08:03:57 PM
If you can get wild-caught salmon, that's a pretty awesome fish. Mackerel is very fatty, but highly nutritious, and doesn't have a very strong taste if you are unfamiliar with fish. Generally, search out predatory fish, and avoid farmed fish.

I forget what has been mentioned and where, but smoothies are also good stuff, if you pack them with the right ingredients. No need to go all seaweed and bark, you can get fairly healthy, good tasting smoothies without the taste and consistency of a harbor floor. Also takes care of the liquid thing nicely, and with some Greek yogurt and flax in the mix, your digestive system will be top notch.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Rman on January 21, 2010, 08:06:46 PM
If you can get wild-caught salmon, that's a pretty awesome fish. Mackerel is very fatty, but highly nutritious, and doesn't have a very strong taste if you are unfamiliar with fish. Generally, search out predatory fish, and avoid farmed fish.

Great advice.  Don't be afraid to get cooking advice from your fishmonger.  A good fishmonger, like a good butcher, is usually a great resource for cooking advice.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: archie4208 on January 21, 2010, 08:53:01 PM
I just had a bag of chips for my weekly cheat meal.  410 calories later and I feel like shit. :/
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 21, 2010, 08:58:36 PM
Willco - I know you've changed your diet a lot, but there is still a lot you can do to improve. You don't have to make these changes all at once though. Just keep it in mind, and also remember that i know very little about losing the kind of weight you're dealing with - very few people are really qualified to give advice here.

Having said that - I see no mention of vegetables, for example. Swapping broccoli for the pasta will make a huge difference. Whole-grain or not, it's still simple carbs.

Also, apples are nothing to be guilty about. Eat them at every meal if you want. They're like 50 calories, and have fiber.

And what are you drinking?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 21, 2010, 09:23:03 PM
Just water. Maybe a cup of tea.

I eat broccoli all the time! I just had three cups of chopped broccoli for dinner!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 21, 2010, 09:24:37 PM
In terms of veggie matter, I pretty much eat broccoli, cauliflower, carrots, spinach and sweet potatoes. I don't like salad, onions make me sick and I don't like fresh tomatoes/mushrooms. I will eat tomato sauce, though.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 21, 2010, 09:25:13 PM
Oh, I do drink maybe a cup of non-fat milk a day. Usually with a meal. I have acid reflux, and it helps soothe that.

And looking at my chart, I do eat under 240g of carbs a day (on average). I don't think that's TOO bad.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: duckman2000 on January 21, 2010, 09:40:10 PM
I will eat tomato sauce, though.

Well there you go, mackerel in tomato sauce. It's a breakfast staple in some top notch countries, you know.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 21, 2010, 09:42:10 PM
Really? That sounds :yuck
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: duckman2000 on January 21, 2010, 09:44:24 PM
Nah, it's pretty awesome. Then again, liver paste and pickles is another breakfast staple in said country.  :lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 21, 2010, 10:18:23 PM
Sounds like Willco is on track. If you want to keep the pasta in your diet, make sure you are getting protein and fat in adequate quantities as part of the same meal. The macronutritent ratios (i.e. carbs: protein: fat) are just as important as the quality and amount of the food. If you have something like aglio olio, have a chunk of chicken breast on the side, say. It's somewhat counter-intuitive but sometimes more food is good.

In that same vein, avoid 'low-fat' foods. In milk, for example, the fat helps to blunt the insulin spike from the carbs. If you have the low-fat version, you're just getting the carbs so your body ends up absorbing MORE calories. I eat full-fat everything. But we're maybe getting a little bit ahead of ourselves here.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: cool breeze on January 21, 2010, 10:23:36 PM
In terms of veggie matter, I pretty much eat broccoli, cauliflower, carrots, spinach and sweet potatoes. I don't like salad, onions make me sick and I don't like fresh tomatoes/mushrooms. I will eat tomato sauce, though.

You like cooked mushrooms? I can't stand raw mushrooms, but they're so good when cooked.

Also, what about squash? you can make a lot good vegetable sides with squash.  Green Beans are also great.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 21, 2010, 10:52:29 PM
I like pumpkin squash, but that's about it. I dislike mushrooms entirely. I'll eat pretty much everything, but there is pretty much a holy trifecta of things that make me gag (onions, mushrooms and chunky tomatoes) that complicate dishes.

I love all beans. Green beans especially. Except I really only like to eat fresh green beans, which are kind of pricey. I was eating beans with everything - like lentil soup - until I discovered how high in calories they are.

Like tonight, I made a soup with a boneless, skinless chicken thigh, two cups of organic brother, a chopped carrot and some spices. Then for a main entree, I did stir fry with chicken strips, broccoli, peppers, carrots on some quinoa. I had a cup of soup and one serving of the stir fry (although I ate the soup almost an hour earlier) for like a total of 650 calories. It put me under 2000 for the day.

So, I really am trying. This stuff has been the hardest. The only thing that sucks is since I watch my calories and have carved them from what they were before, I feel a noticeable drop in energy. I was able to do four to five days of cardio, a gym day and a strength training day. Now I really can muster up the energy for two to three days of cardio, a gym day and a strength training day.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 21, 2010, 10:54:46 PM
If you need more energy, eat more fat, I'd say. Use more olive oil in cooking, eat some avocadoes (or guacamole).
Sounds like you're getting adequate amounts of everything else.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 21, 2010, 10:56:07 PM
Is there a way to do that with hiking up the calories too much?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 21, 2010, 10:56:58 PM
And btw, if given the choice between eating a few more calories than you think you need, or having enough energy to continue working out and enjoy life, always pick the latter. It'll pay off down the road.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 21, 2010, 10:57:10 PM
I have not exceeded 78g of fat the past five days (except Outback!), is that too little?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: demi on January 21, 2010, 10:57:58 PM
Willco. Be honest... since losing weight... has it been easier to see... it
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 21, 2010, 10:58:08 PM
Is there a way to do that with hiking up the calories too much?

nope. But you may find yourself eating less of the other stuff - fat is incredibly satisfying to the appetite.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 21, 2010, 10:59:02 PM
Willco. Be honest... since losing weight... has it been easier to see... it

It wasn't really a problem to begin with. :smug

... but most of the weight loss has been from that area, oddly enough. My father thought it'd be more upper body, but says the body kind of randomly picks where it pillages from fat stores.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 21, 2010, 10:59:29 PM
I have not exceeded 78g of fat the past five days (except Outback!), is that too little?

well...this is where it starts to get tricky. There are good fats and bad fats. I'm not suggesting you start eating sticks of butter. But that strikes me as a very low amount of healthy fats for someone working out as often as you are.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: demi on January 21, 2010, 11:00:03 PM
Willco I said be honest. It's cool though, if it is a touchy subject.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 21, 2010, 11:01:57 PM
So, you think maybe more red meat? Almonds?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: archie4208 on January 21, 2010, 11:08:08 PM
Nuts are great in moderation.  I eat about half a cup of pistachios (~180 calories) every few days.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 21, 2010, 11:17:07 PM
Yeah, I always have some nuts around - very easy way to balance out the protein: carbs: fat ratio in a meal. Great to snack on before the gym too. Macadamias are almost 100% fat.

There are a couple of gotchas though - they often come covered in salt, and many types of nut need to be soaked in water for hours before the body can actually digest them. (the idea is that they pass through the animal's digestive tract intact, which carries the seed away from the parent tree).
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: cool breeze on January 21, 2010, 11:32:16 PM
Macadamias and cashews are pretty much crack nuts.  Almonds are great because they're tasty and not as addictive.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 22, 2010, 12:47:43 AM
So, you think maybe more red meat? Almonds?

Red meat - delicious as it may be, it's hard to actively recommend it on health grounds unless we're talking about the expensive free-range stuff. The fat in most red meat is filled with all the nasty growth hormones and pesticides and shit. You should really be slicing that stuff off (which is a crime but that's our modern food production system for you).
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Rman on January 22, 2010, 12:53:50 AM
Free range stuff isn't too expensive at some farmer's market in the States.  Can't speak for Japan, obviously, where farmland is at a premium.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on January 22, 2010, 10:15:02 AM
Mups:

What you're doing will work to an extent but it's not optimal by any means. It's too complicated and too random, and there is needless duplication. As duckman says, squats AND leg press is silly - leg press is a distinguished mentally-challenged fellow version of a proper squat. If you do the squat right, you shouldn't be CAPABLE of doing leg press afterward. (the reason it's distinguished mentally-challenged is because your back is completely supported throughout the lift, so you lose all the benefit to your back - people only like it because they think OMG I'm pressing 400lbs! They're not).

Curls and rows are not terrible to start off with (they're safe and easy to do correctly) but your goal should be to build up to pull-ups, power cleans and deadlifts, which have a far greater benefit. But these require decent strength and/or technique so no need to jump straight in on them if what you're doing is working for you at the moment. Just remember this for when you plateau (which you will).

You are very much correct in your observation that the 'pump' is mostly temporary from this kind of isolation work. To get bigger, you actually need to move heavy weights, and EAT. You're effectively on a calorie-controlled diet - your arms aren't going to gain two or three inches no matter how many curls you do.

archie - the HIIT stuff is great, I love it too. But it doesn't go well with a stronglifts-style program. You're really slowing the strength gains by doing all that extra stuff, because there is no way you can recover adequately over the long term. I'd cut down to one session a week and add in more work slowly only if you are still seeing consistent strength gains. (if you don't want consistent strength gains, on the other hand - dump stronglifts!).  Always remember that strength gains and conditioning gains are mutually opposed. Improving both at once is a slow process and many people get the balance wrong and end up not making decent progress in either. The program you have chosen is designed around strength ONLY by experienced pros - i'd stick to it as written for at least a couple of months before dicking with it.

If it's not too much to ask, could you maybe hit me up with a workout program for after I plateau?  I'd like something that an experienced person recommends so I'm not wasting my time with shit that doesn't work.  Thanks for all the info!

And what would you recommend for my diet if I'm not gaining weight and I'm actually happy with the weight I'm at.  I'm just looking to tone up really.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: archie4208 on January 22, 2010, 11:18:30 AM
Stepped on the scales this morning.  177 :rock
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on January 22, 2010, 11:23:37 AM
:rock

Good job!

I'm heading to the gym tonight and I'm dropping the leg press.  I'm going to add some weight to the squats.  150 has been light as hell so far.  So I'm thinking at least another 20 or 30 pounds.

Should I stop stacking so much on my bench press?  Maybe just do the warm up and stop stacking down afterward?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 22, 2010, 11:35:56 AM
mups - I still haven't found anything better: http://www.crossfit.com/

If you have some specific goals, like wanting to run a fast mile, or bench press 300lbs, there are of course specialized routines that will get you there faster than Crossfit. But for the vast majority that don't have any task-oriented goal and just want to be generally stronger/fitter/faster/look better/feel better, Crossfit is the easy, hands-down, tried-and-tested, never-been-bested answer. And it's free. The only reason I don't just say "go to crossfit.com and read" in every post in these threads is because people would just tune it out or write me off as a single-minded fanatic.

Diet - it all depends on your level of commitment, really. You're making progress as it is, so there may be no need to make drastic changes if you're generally happy. Think of it like the defcon nuclear warnings. Willco is at defcon 4, so I'm advocating a hardcore no-simple-carbs, nothing-but-clean-food, balanced macronutrient ratio, calorie controlled diet. In other words, it's time to pull out all the stops. You may not even be at defcon 1, so if I tell you to do the same thing, you'll likely go nuts and say balls to that after a week or two, and maybe end up worse than you were originally.

The same goes for exercise, of course. Crossfit may well be too much. It's too much for me too, a lot of the time! I can tell you how to scale it back to something manageable but it's very hard to do that for someone else without seeing them work out and getting a feel for their capacities. If you continue with what you're doing, and tell me when you plateau, and how you're performing then, I'll have some idea about your capacity and what's safe and effective to prescribe.

(If I sound a bit like a doctor here...I should. No doctor would prescribe a course of treatment over the internet without an awful lot of data. Fitness routines and diet regimes ARE courses of treatment and I don't even have a medical degree! So 1) I have to be careful what I say and 2) people have to be skeptical and think/study for themselves before acting on it) )



Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 22, 2010, 11:39:30 AM
:rock

Good job!

I'm heading to the gym tonight and I'm dropping the leg press.  I'm going to add some weight to the squats.  150 has been light as hell so far.  So I'm thinking at least another 20 or 30 pounds.

Should I stop stacking so much on my bench press?  Maybe just do the warm up and stop stacking down afterward?

quick answer on the squats: there's no point in doing more than 5 reps. Squats need to be as heavy as you can manage, 3 reps or 5 reps per set being optimal. DO NOT jump up 20 or 30lbs at a time. You only get one back and one pair of knees - and you're not going to be setting any world squatting records tomorrow anyway. Do it 5lbs at a time, and if at all possible, get someone who knows what they're doing to watch you as the weight climbs. Your form WILL get worse and worse as the weight rises. What you think is safe form at 150lbs may fuck you up at 200lbs.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on January 22, 2010, 11:48:32 AM
Awesome!  Thanks for all the info.

I've looked into crossfit before when i saw you post about it here a while back.  I guess I'll plateau with this and when I stop seeing gains I'll come back to you and if you'd be so kind to help me with the millions of crossfit questions i'm sure to have, that will be awesome.  Right now I'm seeing good gains.  With bench press I'm usually averaging to be able to do an extra rep or two each workout.  So I've been adding 5 pounds every few days. 

Thanks for the squats info too.  I'll add on 5 every workout I guess and when I see my form breaking down I'll either back down some or hold it there until I can get my form down at that weight.  There are usually enough guys at the gym who aren't afraid to let you know when you're doing something wrong or give you their opinion (without being assholes, which is awesome).  The first time I did squats, I just asked another guy if he could give me some pointers and he helped me out.  So I'll do that too as I move up in weight.

Should I start throwing in assisted pullups/chinups and lowering the assistance slowly?  I can only do like one pullup (on a good day) at this point.  Two months ago I wasn't able to do any so i guess that's some progress.  I'm hoping to be able to get up to like 5 so I can make it a regular part of my routine.  But I thought that maybe with the assisted pullups I can quicken that up?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: duckman2000 on January 22, 2010, 01:00:26 PM
Free range stuff isn't too expensive at some farmer's market in the States.  Can't speak for Japan, obviously, where farmland is at a premium.

Like everything else in the States, it's a matter of learning how to navigate through market without getting lured away by the 5-pound perfect mutant tomato or the reddest beef you've ever seen. The amount of food items, 100 different brands of the same basic product and whole aisles of snack food, is still bewildering to me, even after living here for the past 10 years. Back home and in just about every other place I've lived, you get a smaller brand selection, and the control is generally much stricter, so it's very easy to get lost in an American supermarket. But the other side of the coin is that there is also a vast selection of good foods, if you know where to look.

Didn't mean to derail this, it's just constantly shocking to me to walk into a store and be greeted by an entire aisle dedicated to various forms of snack foods, with the next aisle over being dedicated to juices and soda.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Fragamemnon on January 22, 2010, 02:09:33 PM
American supermarkets are monstrosities-literally entire aisles full of cheap things that really shouldn't be eaten by people.  :-\

I get good meat (  :hump ) at the local farmer's market weekly. Supplemented by the local fishmonger, getting decent meat isn't too hard, but I do live in a urban (not really suburban) area with a lot of commerce around me. The further away you get from high population density the harder it gets IMO.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: duckman2000 on January 22, 2010, 02:14:22 PM
Yeah, for real. Around where the inlaws live, all they have is a Walmart (and various fast food and donut joints), and people shop based on maximum flavor on the dollar as opposed to nutritional value. Unsurprisingly, the people in the area are fat.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: archie4208 on January 22, 2010, 02:21:36 PM
Frozen chicken breasts and canned tuna. :rock
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on January 22, 2010, 02:22:46 PM
carnicerias :rock
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: brawndolicious on January 22, 2010, 02:29:09 PM
So, you think maybe more red meat? Almonds?
Red meat - delicious as it may be, it's hard to actively recommend it on health grounds unless we're talking about the expensive free-range stuff. The fat in most red meat is filled with all the nasty growth hormones and pesticides and shit. You should really be slicing that stuff off (which is a crime but that's our modern food production system for you).
The only really good to increase protein intake is just by eating nuts or any other vegetable with high protein since he won't need more than 100g a day.  Even if it's a free range grazing cow, the red meat will still have a lot of fat and won't really be a great source of everyday nutrition.

If I was only looking at nutrition, I wouldn't avoid something because of pesticides and hormones.  Hormones do affect animal behavior/welfare but it's laughable that people get afraid of pesticides.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Fragamemnon on January 22, 2010, 02:32:12 PM
Frozen chicken breasts

a true modern marvel. So easy to prepare, so low in caloires, so high in protein, and so very delicious. I can't remember the last time I didn't have a bag of them in my freezer.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: duckman2000 on January 22, 2010, 02:37:59 PM
I think it's been suggested in this thread before, but

:bow Greek Yogurt :bow2

If I was only looking at nutrition, I wouldn't avoid something because of pesticides and hormones.  Hormones do affect animal behavior/welfare but it's laughable that people get afraid of pesticides.

Given that you're wrong pretty much all the time about pretty much everything, I'll be extra careful from here on.  :omg
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: brawndolicious on January 22, 2010, 02:56:20 PM
If I was only looking at nutrition, I wouldn't avoid something because of pesticides and hormones.  Hormones do affect animal behavior/welfare but it's laughable that people get afraid of pesticides.
Given that you're wrong pretty much all the time about pretty much everything, I'll be extra careful from here on.  :omg
I only regurgitate scientific information from other scientists when I talk about nutrition.  pesticides can't have any danger and for hormones, there's some debate about if it's possible but there's nothing to suggest that it's a real danger for human health.  I would personally avoid anything with hormones (for animal welfare) and antibiotics (for bacterial resistance) though.  I wasn't sure if cormac was just saying general facts about free-range cow meat or if he was being serious.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on January 22, 2010, 05:54:53 PM
I live in Iowa so access to organic stuff is pretty easy (even if we're surrounded by shit from Monsanto) without being too expensive.  There's always a meat locker in a small town that carries grass fed free range beef for $1-2 a pound more than the other stuff.  Even better would be to buy a quarter of a cow with others.

My parents live in the country so we grow our own vegetables and fruit as well.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 22, 2010, 06:49:41 PM
So, you think maybe more red meat? Almonds?
Red meat - delicious as it may be, it's hard to actively recommend it on health grounds unless we're talking about the expensive free-range stuff. The fat in most red meat is filled with all the nasty growth hormones and pesticides and shit. You should really be slicing that stuff off (which is a crime but that's our modern food production system for you).
The only really good to increase protein intake is just by eating nuts or any other vegetable with high protein since he won't need more than 100g a day.  Even if it's a free range grazing cow, the red meat will still have a lot of fat and won't really be a great source of everyday nutrition.

If I was only looking at nutrition, I wouldn't avoid something because of pesticides and hormones.  Hormones do affect animal behavior/welfare but it's laughable that people get afraid of pesticides.

1) Nuts aren't a vegetable
2) Nuts are mostly fat, not protein
3) Good luck finding other vegetables that are high in protein - all I can think of are legumes, i.e. beans, which have their own issues.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 22, 2010, 06:55:05 PM
mups - pull-ups are awesome, everyone needs pull-ups, everyone always needs MORE pull-ups, get started on them as soon as possible! Assisted is a great way to start.

If you add in pull-ups (with palms facing forward), you can toss out bicep curls btw.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: cool breeze on January 22, 2010, 07:07:24 PM
pull-ups are awesome.  Since asking about them a week or two ago, the amount I can do is quite a bit higher.  The worst part about stuff like that is wondering why you didn't start sooner.

as for the whole food thing, yeah, a lot of food that is good for you also tastes really good.  The only foods (outside of sweets) that I'd want more often but they seem unhealthy are potato pierogi and gnocchi.  Both are also my two of my favorite foods.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: duckman2000 on January 22, 2010, 07:29:18 PM
Then: Deadlift 310 x4 (thought my head was going to pop during the 4th, and I have reason to worry about that) :rock
Now: Scrambled eggs with oven roasted turkey breast and peppers :rock

Here's something interesting, or at least I find it interesting. I mentioned earlier that I had screwed up my shoulder from a squat session, and I was going to avoid the lifting today, but after the lift the pain is gone. I hope it's not going to hit me with a vengeance later on, but for now I'm a bit, uh, surprised.


Swaggaz, pull-ups are sort of a confidence thing. I absolutely hated myself for sucking so bad at them, but as soon as I could get a couple going I felt like the king of the world. Or at the very least like the lifter of my own barnacle self. :rock
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: brawndolicious on January 22, 2010, 08:59:13 PM
I live in Iowa so access to organic stuff is pretty easy (even if we're surrounded by shit from Monsanto) without being too expensive.  There's always a meat locker in a small town that carries grass fed free range beef for $1-2 a pound more than the other stuff.  Even better would be to buy a quarter of a cow with others.
My parents live in the country so we grow our own vegetables and fruit as well.
so you would actually buy a quarter of a cow?  how long does that last and what's the difference versus grain-fed?

1) Nuts aren't a vegetable
2) Nuts are mostly fat, not protein
3) Good luck finding other vegetables that are high in protein - all I can think of are legumes, i.e. beans, which have their own issues.
yeah, you're right.  Technically, cucumbers and corn wouldn't be considered vegetables either if you want to be technical.  regardless, fat isn't usually too big of a deal if it's not saturated fats.  red meat obviously has a lot of saturated fats so while it tastes a lot better than almonds/beans, it should still only be eaten occasionally.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 22, 2010, 09:12:40 PM
My wife and I went in a on a cow with two other couples, so we've got a third of a cow in our freezer. We don't eat red meat very much, so it's gonna last us a long time.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: duckman2000 on January 22, 2010, 09:14:38 PM
My parents buy shares in moose after the hunting season. Now that's good meat.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 22, 2010, 09:24:38 PM
Moose is awesome, but my wife doesn't like wild game.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: duckman2000 on January 22, 2010, 09:35:57 PM
What
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 22, 2010, 10:04:00 PM
Moose is awesome, but my wife doesn't like wild game.

... but you said your wife loves wild games ???
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 22, 2010, 11:11:01 PM
:lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: chronovore on January 23, 2010, 01:47:14 AM
:rock

Good job!

I'm heading to the gym tonight and I'm dropping the leg press.  I'm going to add some weight to the squats.  150 has been light as hell so far.  So I'm thinking at least another 20 or 30 pounds.

Should I stop stacking so much on my bench press?  Maybe just do the warm up and stop stacking down afterward?

quick answer on the squats: there's no point in doing more than 5 reps. Squats need to be as heavy as you can manage, 3 reps or 5 reps per set being optimal. DO NOT jump up 20 or 30lbs at a time. You only get one back and one pair of knees - and you're not going to be setting any world squatting records tomorrow anyway. Do it 5lbs at a time, and if at all possible, get someone who knows what they're doing to watch you as the weight climbs. Your form WILL get worse and worse as the weight rises. What you think is safe form at 150lbs may fuck you up at 200lbs.

Every time I see someone talk about overdoing squats, I worry they're going to full-on rectal prolapse.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Rman on January 23, 2010, 10:59:31 AM
Cormac, do you have any tips on improving metcon performance?  I feel like I'm always going to die after metcon type workouts.  That's definitely my weak link.  I swam in college and was a terrible sprinter.  I was best in the middle and long distance events, so I've always had trouble with these types of workouts.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 23, 2010, 11:54:50 AM
Feeling like you're going to die is normal, and doesn't help determine whether you're improving or not  ;)

Do you time the workouts? (where applicable). Are the times going down fairly consistently? If so, you're improving. If you're not improving, there are many factors that could be holding you back. To be honest, it's more likely that you'll improve by fixing something that you're doing wrong, or not doing at all, rather than me giving you some magical tips. The laundry list of things that could be holding you back goes something like:

1) motivation
2) injury
3) overtraining
4) undertraining
5) technique
6) poor recovery (sleep & diet - I'm guessing you're ahead of the curve here!)
7) insufficient variation (in type of exercises, and in time and modal domains - I suspect this could be an issue, since you mostly pick your own workouts, and have clearly defined areas of specialization)

If you're unhappy with your current results, identify which of these is your weakest, work on it, and metcon will improve. Attacking the weakness yields far greater gains than working on your strengths.

Now, if all you're asking is "what are some killer metcon workouts?", I can certainly give you a list, like we did before. But it wouldn't be of much use without more data. I could tell you to try running 400m x4 with a 2 min break in-between, for example, and you could tell me that you do that twice a week but your times have been flat for 3 months. So maybe you need some "run 100m x10"-style workouts, or to be incorporating some Olympic lifting into your metcon for explosiveness. Or it could be that your weak point is actually lack of strength.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Rman on January 23, 2010, 12:00:31 PM
It's mostly dizziness, which I've read can be the result lack of sufficient calories. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on January 23, 2010, 05:49:38 PM
I'm gonna lay off the butterflies for a couple of sessions.  my shoulder still hurts

i added in the pullups today.  goddamn that shit worked my biceps good.  should I just do point of failure on one level of assistance?  or should I change the assistance as needed to meet a certain number of reps?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 23, 2010, 08:13:28 PM
I'm gonna lay off the butterflies for a couple of sessions.  my shoulder still hurts

i added in the pullups today.  goddamn that shit worked my biceps good.  should I just do point of failure on one level of assistance?  or should I change the assistance as needed to meet a certain number of reps?

Do both! People really need to do anything and everything to get their pull-ups up. Lots of reps with assistance, as many as you can without! Eventually, you'll need to ADD weight sometimes, i.e. hold a dumbell or something between your feet when you do them.

There is no "wrong" answer. I make them part of my warm-up, so even when I'm not doing them in the actual workout, I'm getting a certain number in.

I have no idea what butterflies are, but if it involves sitting on a bench or standing stock still while waving your arms around, dump it.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 23, 2010, 08:17:42 PM
It's mostly dizziness, which I've read can be the result lack of sufficient calories. 

Dizziness is par for the course, assuming sufficient intensity. As your heart strengthens, your ability to pump more blood (and oxygen) to the brain should increase, easing the dizziness. Then again, you should also be ramping the intensity proportionately.

Also, remember to breathe! Especially if you're using weights in the metcon. Try to pick a spot in each rep to breathe deeply rather than just gasping randomly. Harder to do than say, of course.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Groogrux on January 23, 2010, 08:24:48 PM
So my kid and my dog worked together to destroy the My Fitness Coach game we had for the Wii, which was what I was using for all of my exercise instruction. I'm actually happy about it though, because somebody on here mentioned SparkPeople.com and I've been using it ever since.  The site is pretty awesome.

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on January 23, 2010, 10:59:10 PM
cool.  Thanks cormac!  what would you recommend for chest then?  i do bench.  should i throw in incline or what?  thanks!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 24, 2010, 03:40:56 AM
In case you haven't got the message yet, I don't recommend doing any exercises for specific body parts. The usefulness of benching is highly overrated. It's by no means a bad exercise but everyone seems to want to do it all the time. I don't get it. People who can't do 10 solid push-ups will fuck around on the bench for half an hour, wasting their time and everyone else's (people who might actually want to lift some weight with that barbell, for example).

Anyway, if you're doing it and you like it, that's fine. Push-ups are essential, and if you need more of a challenge, buy some rings and do dips on them. Even regular dips are a huge challenge for most people, even ones who can bench all day. (which sort of shows you how pointless a big bench is).
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on January 24, 2010, 09:27:49 AM
Yeah dips are pretty good.  For a while, every week I'd alternate between benching and dipping.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 24, 2010, 02:06:52 PM
Six mile run this morning and I'm feeling pretty good!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on January 24, 2010, 02:52:42 PM
In case you haven't got the message yet, I don't recommend doing any exercises for specific body parts. The usefulness of benching is highly overrated. It's by no means a bad exercise but everyone seems to want to do it all the time. I don't get it. People who can't do 10 solid push-ups will fuck around on the bench for half an hour, wasting their time and everyone else's (people who might actually want to lift some weight with that barbell, for example).

Anyway, if you're doing it and you like it, that's fine. Push-ups are essential, and if you need more of a challenge, buy some rings and do dips on them. Even regular dips are a huge challenge for most people, even ones who can bench all day. (which sort of shows you how pointless a big bench is).
Awesome.  Thanks!  Well I started on Friday adding 3 sets of pushups after my workouts specifically because my ability to do pushups was pitiful.  I've been throwing dips in randomly, but I'll try to make them a bigger part of my overall workout.  Thanks again!


Yeah dips are pretty good.  For a while, every week I'd alternate between benching and dipping.
I think I might do this!  Thanks!

BTW, my biceps are sore as shit and so is my mid back!  Those pullups definitely got me good
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: duckman2000 on January 24, 2010, 03:02:32 PM
One thing to consider is practical strength and fitness. The best work out I've ever gotten has been when carrying lumber, cutting down trees, pulling snowmobiles out of ditches and shit. Not saying you should escape your current life to go live in the forest, but the more you can emulate practical strain, the better. Obvious stuff, but in this day and age of all-in-wonder machines designed for maximum comfort, it's not nearly as obvious as it should be.

And speaking of which, I went down to the damned gym again, and sure enough, there was one car parked outside for every one person on the cardio machines. It's a clubhouse gym, so none of these people would have far to walk to get there.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on January 25, 2010, 04:14:54 PM
Oh man, so sore today.

Pullups, pushups and crunches have left me feeble.  And I did them Saturday!

My back and chest are sore as hell.  My abs hurt like fuck.  fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

I only did 3 sets of crunches and pushups and did point of failure and shit it destroyed me.  I get to go back today and here's what I'm planning...

5 sets of bench press
5 sets of pullups
5 sets of squats
5 sets of dips
3 sets of pushups
3 sets of crunches
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: duckman2000 on January 25, 2010, 04:18:36 PM
If you're into calisthenics, Stew Smith has put together some pretty grueling but effective stuff. You'll have to sift through a lot of crap about SEAL training and whatnot, but the basics are solid enough. Great for warming up, too.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on January 25, 2010, 04:24:10 PM
I might be moving in that direction.  At least half and half it for now.  I was pretty disappointed in myself with how many pushups and crunches I could do so I'm thinking fixing that foundation will be good for when I want to push heavier weights and more intense lifting (deadlifts and whatnot). 

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: archie4208 on January 25, 2010, 05:31:18 PM
Stuck at squatting 225 for the 3rd day in a row. :maf  I can never seem to seal the deal with the last set.  I usually have to stop at the 3rd rep, and also my technique seems to be declining. :/
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: chronovore on January 25, 2010, 06:15:43 PM
You guys are all fitness maniacs compared to me, and that's really admirable. Cormacaroni suggested in IM that I jump in here; I think he was just trying to get me to "audit the course." :)

The only formal exercise I do is a weekly 2-hour karate session at a local dojo, every Saturday. I was having a fantastic session and working up a good sweat and breathing pretty well, but then the trainer swapped out my partner. It was a new black belt who tried to get me to move in a new way that was really weird. Just about the point where I was feeling wiped out and confused, he's saying "That's it. That's perfect" and then I felt something like a water balloon bursting in my left calf. It dawned on me that I'm more out of shape than I thought.

So I've  been walking with a limp for three days now; I'm happy I'm walking, actually. I hear about those MMA guys tearing shit that puts them in rehab for months. I think if I did more than once a week (or hadn't been moving in a weird, unbalanced way while exhausted) I probably wouldn't have explodo'd whatever I did.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 25, 2010, 07:32:43 PM
Stuck at squatting 225 for the 3rd day in a row. :maf  I can never seem to seal the deal with the last set.  I usually have to stop at the 3rd rep, and also my technique seems to be declining. :/

If you can do 2 sets, you can do 3. You probably just need more rest. Everyone's technique deteriorates under heavy loads. That's why I'm such a stickler about it when folks are starting out or ramping up. Minor errors at a light load become major, potentially injurious, errors with a heavy load. But young males do like to push themselves too fast.

mups - don't do crunches, do a full sit-up. Also, put something under your back so that your abs actually have something to push off. Most people who do sit-ups are basically just throwing their arms and legs around and not actually using their core at all. Arms should be flat on the floor, behind your head or crossed over your chest, not flung back and forth. Feet should be unanchored.  They'll be harder at first but you'll thank me later.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 25, 2010, 07:35:31 PM
I might be moving in that direction.  At least half and half it for now.  I was pretty disappointed in myself with how many pushups and crunches I could do so I'm thinking fixing that foundation will be good for when I want to push heavier weights and more intense lifting (deadlifts and whatnot). 


*applause*

So few people get this. There's no point messing about with dumbbells and machines at an expensive gym when you're still at the stage when you can get a huge benefit from simple push-ups, sit-ups and pull-ups. I did this stuff for months before buying any equipment or joining a gym.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on January 25, 2010, 10:28:07 PM
Goddamn!

That was a good workout.

Moved up another 5 pounds in my bench.
Moved up another 5 pounds in my squat
Did 5 sets of pullups.  Although, I'm going to make sure I do pullups before squats from now on.  A lot of my energy was zapped by then and I couldn't even match what I did last time which made me kinda :(
5 sets of dips which destroyed my tris :'(
Then 3 sets of pushups and situps.  You were fucking right about the situps.  I felt fucking exhausted after all of that. 

Tomorrow I'm going to run 4 miles.  It will be great.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 25, 2010, 10:37:13 PM
*high five*

I moved up to 115kg/253lbs on the squat yesterday, but only completed the first set of 5. On the 2nd, I got halfway up on the 4th rep and had to bail on it, which is always fun. I was so wasted after that I skipped the last set. 

This is a very important skill to master, so here's what you do: Before you start, set the supports on the squat rack as high as you can without it impeding the barbell's path at the bottom of the squat. If you need to bail on a squat (because you get stuck or you lose balance etc), immediately sit down into the bottom of the squat. Take your hands off the bar, bring your arms in front of your body, then slowly roll the barbell back off your shoulders. If you do it right, it should barely make a sound as it eases onto the supports.

Seriously folks, PRACTICE this with an unloaded barbell before you start getting up to serious weights. It's too late to learn it after the weight suddenly gets too heavy. The good news is it's very easy to do if you follow the above procedure.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on January 25, 2010, 10:51:38 PM
Nice!  I was just thinking today what I would do if I couldn't come back up from a squat.  Now I know.  I'll practice that.

I just ate two plates of dinner.  oh god.  flank steaks cooked in a tomato sauce with carrots and potatoes over wheat rice.  so damn good
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 26, 2010, 12:12:39 AM
Once you know how to bail safely, you'll be much more inclined to push your limits = faster progress, more fun.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: tehjaybo on January 26, 2010, 01:43:37 PM
Dear FitnessBore,

I have read nothing else of the thread.  What type of exercise / workout machine should I use to make my large tummy not so large?  I appreciate the upcoming answer.

 :-\ I'd read but I'm at work and the shit is kinda hitting the fan.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Fragamemnon on January 26, 2010, 02:18:40 PM
Dear FitnessBore,

I have read nothing else of the thread.  What type of exercise / workout machine should I use to make my large tummy not so large?  I appreciate the upcoming answer.

 :-\ I'd read but I'm at work and the shit is kinda hitting the fan.

Cardio of any sort is good for weight loss. Getting on the elliptical machine is a pretty low-impact way to start out.

Honestly the war against a belly is won at diet level, not exercise one. It's also much a much harder fight at first, as you basically have to undo all of the bad eating habits that put on the pounds in first place. And the human brain/physiology does not like to unlearn habits.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: archie4208 on January 26, 2010, 02:40:44 PM
Dear FitnessBore,

I have read nothing else of the thread.  What type of exercise / workout machine should I use to make my large tummy not so large?  I appreciate the upcoming answer.

 :-\ I'd read but I'm at work and the shit is kinda hitting the fan.

1. Cardio
2. Stronglifts (http://stronglifts.com/stronglifts-5x5-beginner-strength-training-program/)
3. Eat healthier
4. ???
5. Profit
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: duckman2000 on January 26, 2010, 02:46:01 PM
Also, increasing mass in other places will do more for the appearance of your tummy than anything else.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: tehjaybo on January 26, 2010, 03:09:12 PM
Dear FitnessBore,

I have read nothing else of the thread.  What type of exercise / workout machine should I use to make my large tummy not so large?  I appreciate the upcoming answer.

 :-\ I'd read but I'm at work and the shit is kinda hitting the fan.

Cardio of any sort is good for weight loss. Getting on the elliptical machine is a pretty low-impact way to start out.

Honestly the war against a belly is won at diet level, not exercise one. It's also much a much harder fight at first, as you basically have to undo all of the bad eating habits that put on the pounds in first place. And the human brain/physiology does not like to unlearn habits.

I was considering getting an elliptical machine, this pretty much cements it.  Especially if I can still play video games while using it. 

Eating healthier would be awesome, but I don't know if I can stomach fast food salads and such.  And I don't have time to prepare food.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: duckman2000 on January 26, 2010, 03:15:19 PM
I was considering getting an elliptical machine, this pretty much cements it.  Especially if I can still play video games while using it.

This thread just got its ass reamed.

And what do you mean, "don't have time to prepare food?" Throw some veggies/fruits/seeds/yogurt/whatever into a blender and have yourself a liquid meal.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: tehjaybo on January 26, 2010, 03:28:52 PM
As in I haven't even had time to shave before rushing into work lately.  And I do not have attractive facial hair.  It's like ginger pubes all over my chin and cheeks.   :-\
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Fragamemnon on January 26, 2010, 03:39:38 PM
If you are able to play video games while exercising then you aren't exercising hard enough IMO. Exerting yourself is, well, pretty important! I can't do anything but listen to music when I do cardio, my attention is fully focused on a mix of 'gotta get through this interval UGHHHHHH' and 'oh god I want to die'.

I value strength training (and recommend Stronglifts or Home Grown Muscle as good starting points!)  too. He asked for a machine, and I answered an Elliptical, which can (if he wants it) give him a good cardio workout even if he's totally out of shape. A bench and a barbell is also a correct answer, of course.

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Eating healthier would be awesome, but I don't know if I can stomach fast food salads and such.  And I don't have time to prepare food.

You have to eat healthier. You might be able to transfer some mass with a strength training program but if you're going to want to actually drop fat watching what you eat is essential.

If you are thinking that light cardio+bad eating habits = weight loss, you are wasting your time. You might not gain weight, or gain weight less quickly, but I really doubt you'll lose anything.

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: duckman2000 on January 26, 2010, 03:39:59 PM
As in I haven't even had time to shave before rushing into work lately.  And I do not have attractive facial hair.  It's like ginger pubes all over my chin and cheeks.   :-\

That's a crappy excuse. Give yourself five or ten more minutes before going to work, and you can fix yourself breakfast and lunch. Prepare food in your spare time, and you can have it ready to go whenever.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Fragamemnon on January 26, 2010, 03:41:14 PM
You're single, right? Make huge batches of food, spend time cooking twice a week, and reheat portions. Not too hard.

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on January 26, 2010, 03:54:54 PM
hard cardio and bad eating can make you lose weight :lol

That's how I lost most of my weight.  Running twice a day for a total of an hour and a half.  Everyday.  For 43 days in a fucking row.

I ate like a pig too. 

But the problem with that is that you will wear yourself the fuck out working yourself hard on cardio and then you will gain that weight right back when you cut down on cardio.  It's much easier to change your eating habits.  The "I don't have time" excuse is a terrible excuse.  I'm sure you have 10 minutes somewhere in your idea to make a few sandwiches or something.  10 minutes.  Just do it, dude.  You will drop weight a lot faster and easier.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: tehjaybo on January 26, 2010, 04:26:55 PM
GuiltBore will make me thin.   :heartbeat
I'm gonna work on this.  Starting tomorrow.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 26, 2010, 05:02:57 PM
A rowing machine would be a far better investment than an eliptical machine. Neither would compare to a barbell in terms of bang for buck though. I'm not convinced that a bench is particularly necessary though...get a squat rack first!

But what am I doing talking to someone who can't be bothered to read all the other fucking thousands of words I've already typed in this and other threads.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 26, 2010, 05:14:14 PM
I want an Eliptical machine so bad.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 26, 2010, 05:30:54 PM
I want an Eliptical machine so bad.

Alright, but this is the equivalent of posting a "I want a Wii" on the gaming side :lol

Do you own a jump rope? If not, get one first then think again about what that $1,000 or whatever will buy you.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: tehjaybo on January 26, 2010, 05:52:12 PM
A rowing machine would be a far better investment than an eliptical machine. Neither would compare to a barbell in terms of bang for buck though. I'm not convinced that a bench is particularly necessary though...get a squat rack first!

But what am I doing talking to someone who can't be bothered to read all the other fucking thousands of words I've already typed in this and other threads.

Sorry, I didn't read your post, what was that?

spoiler (click to show/hide)
:-*
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Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on January 26, 2010, 06:28:31 PM
I do low intensity cardio but for long durations - I use the treadmill and incrementally go up to 15% and 3.5 mph from 10% and 3.0 mph.  By the end (60 minutes), I'm just barely hanging on, feeling like I'm in some parallel dimension, needing to sit down for a while until I wake up to reality.  Then a few minutes later, my friends and I go into the sauna and steam room (no homo).  Not that calorie counters are that reliable, I just tend to use them as a scoreboard and hit around 900-1000 calories.

I like it because it is a gradual climb, I can listen to a CD player without a problem, and I like finding numerical patterns on the treadmill displays.  So even when I feel like I'm in hell, as long as the time and calories sync up to multiples of three during the hell march at some point, I'll make it until the end.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 26, 2010, 06:31:33 PM
A rowing machine would be a far better investment than an eliptical machine. Neither would compare to a barbell in terms of bang for buck though. I'm not convinced that a bench is particularly necessary though...get a squat rack first!

But what am I doing talking to someone who can't be bothered to read all the other fucking thousands of words I've already typed in this and other threads.

Sorry, I didn't read your post, what was that?

spoiler (click to show/hide)
:-*
[close]

Imma hold my breath til you go back and read them all you homo  :maf
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: tehjaybo on January 26, 2010, 07:06:22 PM
Just for you.  I had hoped to go home and relax after my 12 hour super stressed day, but I suppose I can read 400 posts instead. 

 :'(
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 26, 2010, 08:05:53 PM
The shining wisdom within will make it all worth it.

Plus, nintendosbooger gets owned again, around pg. 2
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: chronovore on January 26, 2010, 08:09:45 PM
As in I haven't even had time to shave before rushing into work lately.  And I do not have attractive facial hair.  It's like ginger pubes all over my chin and cheeks.   :-\
On a positive note, if you ever shave but find that you need ginger pubes all over your chin and cheeks, let me know and I can set that up for you.  :-*
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 26, 2010, 09:04:02 PM
Dear FitnessBore,

I have read nothing else of the thread.  What type of exercise / workout machine should I use to make my large tummy not so large?  I appreciate the upcoming answer.

 :-\ I'd read but I'm at work and the shit is kinda hitting the fan.

1. Cardio
2. Stronglifts (http://stronglifts.com/stronglifts-5x5-beginner-strength-training-program/)
3. Eat healthier
4. ???
5. Profit

I've said this before ITT but since you're now recommending it to others, I'll reiterate: 'cardio' and stronglifts are mutually opposed. Also, the 1,900 calories you're on a day is also opposed to strength gain. Once you're out of the complete noob phase, you have to eat to get stronger - FACT. Individually, the things you are doing are all good but they don't necessarily get better just by mashing them together into one super program.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on January 26, 2010, 09:17:28 PM
I think it depends on how experienced a lifter is.  It is very much possible to gain strength and lose weight.  They're called "newbie gains" IIRC.  They don't last long though.

Edit: Looks like you already said it.  Time for me to go bed!  Although even whilst bulking, I did cardio a day a week.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 26, 2010, 09:34:39 PM
I think it depends on how experienced a lifter is.  It is very much possible to gain strength and lose weight.  They're called "newbie gains" IIRC.  They don't last long though.

Edit: Looks like you already said it.  Time for me to go bed!  Although even whilst bulking, I did cardio a day a week.

Exactly. And that's fine for him, right now. I just want him to be clear on the limitations of it, and why it may not work for other people.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Bebpo on January 26, 2010, 10:00:54 PM
Ok, I'm here.
Cormacaroni, how do I get a sleek muscular non-orbital frame like you?

This is my workout regimine (about every 2-3 days):
-25 mins on the treadmill -> stretches
-30 pushups -> stretches
-single arm weights, 11 lifts x 3 for each arm -> stretches
-20ish situps -> stretches

Takes me about 40-45 mins. 

What should I add/subtract/change for a start?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 26, 2010, 10:10:05 PM
yo bebpo!

If you've been doing that for 4-5 years, as you implied elsewhere, it's probably not having much effect beyond burning a few calories really. Which is fine for many people as long as you enjoy it and don't have trouble keeping it up.

If you want to look the same as me, do the same as me: just go to www.crossfit.com and read. Put as much into practice as you can handle. That's what i did! But I had 10-plus years of total inactivity to counteract, so I needed pretty potent medicine.

If you don't want to go quite that far (which is entirely reasonable), the first thing I'd do is try some more challenging bodyweight exercises, like pull-ups or dips or handstands, and then maybe try some barbell stuff. Compound movements like squats, cleans and presses will do a lot more for you than the single-arm stuff because of the hormonal reactions they trigger.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Bebpo on January 26, 2010, 10:18:04 PM
Thanks.  Reading up on the crossfit stuff.  Very interesting.
Starting with squats and other stuff sounds good.  I don't think I have the balance to pull off a handstand, lol. 

Can you even gain muscle while on a vegetarian diet?  I always thought muscle was like you eat meat and then put it on as muscle instead of fat if you work out correctly.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 26, 2010, 10:22:42 PM
Sure you can gain muscle on a veggie diet. If you weren't getting protein, you'd wither and die due to inability to repair damaged tissue. You may just need more of it.

Handstands - you have to work up to it. But it's more fun than yet more push-ups. Learning new skills is what keeps me going.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 27, 2010, 12:28:33 AM
Just nailed 3x5@115kg/253lbs, for those keeping score. Felt soo much easier than on Monday.

NOW TO EAT :drool
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: tiesto on January 27, 2010, 09:05:32 AM
Did my first set of deadlifts ever the other night... been doing exercises on machines (with a barbell for biceps) for a while, but now think I'm gonna transition to freeweights.

Been doing a lot of incline situps lately, how many should I be aiming for? I do 20-15-15, and after that I feel like I'm about to die :P
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on January 27, 2010, 10:11:45 AM
Just nailed 3x5@115kg/253lbs, for those keeping score. Felt soo much easier than on Monday.

NOW TO EAT :drool
damn dude!  congrats!

going back to the gym tonight.  i'm hoping I can get a few more reps out of my bench press.  It always feels good when I get another 2 in.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 27, 2010, 07:55:54 PM
Did my first set of deadlifts ever the other night... been doing exercises on machines (with a barbell for biceps) for a while, but now think I'm gonna transition to freeweights.

Been doing a lot of incline situps lately, how many should I be aiming for? I do 20-15-15, and after that I feel like I'm about to die :P

Zero? With incline sit-ups, you're using your legs to do half the work. Plus, it makes you depend on using a bench. Just do regular sit-ups, as described above. Don't forget to put something under the small of your back to make it possible to actually use your abs. A rolled-up towel works well.

If that isn't enough, do a real man's incline sit-up....off a pull-up bar. Knees-to-elbows or toes-to-bar will destroy you, I guarantee.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: archie4208 on January 27, 2010, 08:19:05 PM
Squatted 230 today. :rock  I actually figured out my legs were not far enough apart so I adjusted that and it became a (relative) cinch. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 27, 2010, 10:28:45 PM
Squatted 230 today. :rock  I actually figured out my legs were not far enough apart so I adjusted that and it became a (relative) cinch. 

3x5? Good job! Your feet should be about shoulder width apart. Most people actually go too wide rather than too narrow.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on January 27, 2010, 10:48:38 PM
Today felt good.  Was able to do some extra pullups with lower assistance.  Got an extra rep of bench.  I actually felt a decent burn 5x5 (165) squat.  Before this, I hadn't really felt much.  Did good on the pushups and situps too.  I feel great.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 27, 2010, 10:55:42 PM
5x5 is a lot of reps for the squat, but so long as the weight is still low, and you're using it to brush up on your form, that's fine. You'll really struggle to do that many once it gets heavy though. 5x5 at max effort would lay me out for a couple of days.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on January 27, 2010, 11:34:59 PM
I guess I'll know the point where I should stop doing 5 sets :lol

question, some dude at the gym was telling me to do pullups with palms facing me.  He said that works bicep better.  I still finished my sets with palms facing forward, but what's the difference and what do you recommend?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on January 27, 2010, 11:40:20 PM
Every other week, I did one set of 20 reps for squats.  Walking down a flight of stairs was a struggle.  As was walking but it was never the day after squats, it was the day after that where it became really painful.

I miss those days.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on January 27, 2010, 11:47:32 PM
the second days are always the worst.  oh god.  and that's always the day i go back to the gym since I go every other day.  Pushing through the soreness feels great though.  Especially on bench.  I'm usually thinking there's no way I can get what I got the other day.  I'm too sore.  Then I can usually push myself for an extra rep or two.  I feel like a fucking king after that.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 28, 2010, 12:07:05 AM
I guess I'll know the point where I should stop doing 5 sets :lol

question, some dude at the gym was telling me to do pullups with palms facing me.  He said that works bicep better.  I still finished my sets with palms facing forward, but what's the difference and what do you recommend?

already covered this up the thread. Do both. Palms facing will indeed work your biceps better but your biceps are not the only muscles in your body that need working. Also, learn to kip, which is an awesome full-body workout all by itself. Plenty of vids on youtube explaining how. Personally I do kips with palms facing out, deadhang pull-ups with palms facing towards me.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 28, 2010, 12:08:24 AM
Every other week, I did one set of 20 reps for squats.  Walking down a flight of stairs was a struggle.  As was walking but it was never the day after squats, it was the day after that where it became really painful.

I miss those days.

I've heard of this...Mark Rippetoe advised if for 'anyone who wants to grow themselves a pair of legs' :lol

There is also a deadlift version but that just sounds too sick for me.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Groogrux on January 28, 2010, 12:35:09 AM
I really don't have any equipment at home right now and a gym membership is still out of reach for the moment, so I've been doing basic cardio and some body weight routines for a little bit of strength-building. 

My usual is:

The two main problems I've been running into is long work days and specifically how to fit in time for exercise on those days (I'm on an EMS/Hospital schedule so I sometimes work from 9a-1a two or three days in a row).  I also have trouble restarting after losing momentum from days like that.  Not only my exercise, but my diet suffers too.

Diet, BTW is the most important part in any of this, IMO.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on January 28, 2010, 07:27:25 AM
Every other week, I did one set of 20 reps for squats.  Walking down a flight of stairs was a struggle.  As was walking but it was never the day after squats, it was the day after that where it became really painful.

I miss those days.

I've heard of this...Mark Rippetoe advised if for 'anyone who wants to grow themselves a pair of legs' :lol

There is also a deadlift version but that just sounds too sick for me.

It is great for breaking through a plateau.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 28, 2010, 07:56:39 AM
To get the most out of it, you're supposed to do literally nothing else, right?

There have been a few threads on this on the crossfit boards - some people reported blacking out mid-rep around the high teens :lol Scary, scary stuff.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Draft on January 28, 2010, 09:50:05 AM
Rippetoe can be a pretty funny guy, and his comments on the 20 squat program in SS are a good example. He says something like, "Around the 15th rep your reality will become a terrifying nightmare." :lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on January 28, 2010, 10:04:36 AM
I really don't have any equipment at home right now and a gym membership is still out of reach for the moment, so I've been doing basic cardio and some body weight routines for a little bit of strength-building. 

My usual is:
  • Walk/Jog 1+ miles a day
  • A mixture of jumping jacks and step exercises
  • Upper Body (M,Th) - Push-ups, Planks, Ect
  • Core Body (T,F) - Crunches, Planks, Ect
  • Lower Body (W,Sa) - Squats, Calf Raises, Ect
  • Cardio only on Sunday

The two main problems I've been running into is long work days and specifically how to fit in time for exercise on those days (I'm on an EMS/Hospital schedule so I sometimes work from 9a-1a two or three days in a row).  I also have trouble restarting after losing momentum from days like that.  Not only my exercise, but my diet suffers too.

Diet, BTW is the most important part in any of this, IMO.
I can't really comment on your routine since I'm not informed enough to really make statements.

But as far as motivation goes, I would suggest setting a short term realistic goal.  When you reach it or even beat it, you'll feel incredible.  Progress is what motivates me.  Losing my belly was an incredible feeling. 

Start thinking ahead with all your food.  If you're going to work long hours, pack a good lunch before.  Like I said before, the "not enough time" excuse is rarely valid.  It's really just a few minutes it takes to prepare something nutritious for your entire day.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Tieno on January 28, 2010, 04:11:09 PM
So last year I started and finished the 100 pushup program http://hundredpushups.com/. Took me way more than 6 weeks (about 3 - 4 months, I think). Not having a goal, I started the program again 2 weeks ago, this time on push up bars. WAY harder. Breezed through week 1 and 2, managed week 3. But week 4 is hard. I'm at the set of week 4 day 2. Don't know if I'll ever get to 100, but the program is challenging and doesn't require that much time and that's good enough for now.
I also bought the Iphone app so I don't always have to write it down and I can track my progress more easily.

I bought bars similar to this model last year.
(http://www.fitnesslifegezondheid.nl/images/Tunturi/2008/08TUSFU019.jpg)
Cheap and they're better than these, which I initially bought.
(http://images.luckyvitamin.com/mgen/merchandizer:77980.jpg)
These suck, they broke after a few times and they don't grip that well to the floor.

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: duckman2000 on January 28, 2010, 05:33:55 PM
I had some of those (well, the general type), but I got better results from using octagonal dumbbells. That way I can switch to rows whenever I feel like it.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on January 28, 2010, 06:18:34 PM
To get the most out of it, you're supposed to do literally nothing else, right?

There have been a few threads on this on the crossfit boards - some people reported blacking out mid-rep around the high teens :lol Scary, scary stuff.

I do some leg curls and extensions on a machine but at a low weight but yeah, that is about it.  Of course, once you're done with your 20, you won't want to do any more leg lifts...or stand even.

I don't black out but I've definitely come close.  I only do these when I have a trusted spotter.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on January 28, 2010, 08:22:14 PM
Ran 8 miles this afternoon after work.

I really got start mixing some weights in with all this running.  Seems like that's all I do anymore.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on January 28, 2010, 08:50:01 PM
goddamn hitler.  how long did it take?

no running for me today.  tired as shitty.  terrible day.  feel kinda sick.  i'll make up for it at some point or something. 

if i feel like it later i'll still do my situps and pushups.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on January 28, 2010, 10:05:10 PM
It took me about an hour and 20 minutes, but I'm pretty sure I could get it done faster if I used the treadmill in the gym instead of going outside on my route which is infested with all those damn hills.  :punch  Slows me down.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on January 29, 2010, 10:28:55 AM
Damn.  It takes me about 40 minutes to do 3 and a half on a treadmill.  You're quite the machine!

I didn't do shit last night and I feel terrible about it. 

Plus I don't think I'll be able to hit the gym tonight.  I won't get home til like 7:30.  We're going to go see a play with a friend that starts at 8 and then we said we'd have dinner with her after. 

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

I had a dream about lifting last night too.  I dreamed I was doing some really heavy squats (don't know how much was on there but I remember lifting that shit was a bitch) and then when I finished i got on the bench and I think it was 225 on it and I benched it.  Goddamn, I'm becoming obsessed :'(

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: archie4208 on January 29, 2010, 02:20:24 PM
Did 5x5 squats at 235 today :rock  I also took Cormac's advice about bailing out if needed and was able to go slightly deeper than usual.  Thankfully I didn't have to use his advice!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 29, 2010, 04:41:20 PM
Going deep on the squats is almost entirely mental. It's hard NOT to go downwards with a bunch of weight on your back, yet people will give you all kinds of nonsense about not being flexible enough.

Most people just resist. I've been trying to get my training partner to get that last inch or two he needs to go properly below parallel for months now. He can do it fine during warm-ups but he just will not do it once the weight gets heavy.

Knowing how to bail definitely helps, although there is nothing more annoying than having to bail on the very last rep like I did last night. (3x5 @117.5kg/259lbs). Means I have to do that weight all over again next time.

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on January 29, 2010, 05:12:10 PM
259 lbs?  goddamnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

I get to go to the gym tonight afterall.  i'll be up to 170 on the squats, so i'm hoping I feel a bit more this time around.  I woke up with some good soreness in my thighs today. 

If I can get another good rep on my bench, I'm bumping up the weight on that fucker too. 

Also, the other night I got 25 assisted pullups down.  I'm going to see if I can beat that tonight.  If I can, I'm lower the assist weight.

fuck yeah!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on January 30, 2010, 12:19:04 PM
In my opinion, getting into the heavier weights for squats is all about trusting your spotter.  If you have a good spotter, you're more likely to get parallel because if something happens, they've got you.  If you have some dude you just asked, you won't be likely to go down those extra two inches because you know that you're probably on your own.  A good spotter is about inspiring enough confidence.

I never would have really made it past 315 lbs if it wasn't for having someone I trusted spot me.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 30, 2010, 12:46:27 PM
I've been absentee from working out this week, because I got stuck with a really bad cold. I'm hitting it hard tomorrow.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 30, 2010, 02:18:58 PM
T EXP - never felt like i've needed a spotter. I feel completely safe just dumping it on the supports. You don't use those?

man, i still hurt all over. I think I'm going to take it easy next week and just do the auxiliary lifts (cleans, presses). Maybe do some running. Then maybe another month or so of Starting Strength before transitioning back to Crossfit WODs. I've put on 10-12lbs over the past month, which is fine but I don't want to do that again next month!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on January 31, 2010, 07:47:23 AM
I have a spotter a lot of times because it gives a psychological edge.  Sure, it's a placebo effect but after a certain weight, I'll take all the placebo effects I can use.  Plus a lot of times, I can get a good critique (if I have a good spotter) if something doesn't seem right.

I don't have a good spotter these days now that I moved.  I typically just ask some dude but I've gone without.  I just like having someone there...behind me (no homo).

After squats, if it is around, I go to the sauna and chill out for a while.  It seems to help subside some of the aching that goes on that day.  I tried doing it after the second day after squatting but it doesn't work too well :'(
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Kestastrophe on January 31, 2010, 12:52:30 PM
Critique Please:
http://www.mensfitness.com/nutrition/250 (http://www.mensfitness.com/nutrition/250)

I am looking at the Greek Yogurt, Canned Salmon, and Green Tea suggestions. I eat cottage cheese, but not any type of yogurt, and I also eat canned tuna. Also, I drink a ton of coffee, so is switching to Green Tea going to do anything, other than lower my dependency on caffeine?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: archie4208 on January 31, 2010, 01:03:34 PM
*looks up Greek Yogurt nutritional information*

:o :o :o

I am going to the grocery store this afternoon!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: cool breeze on January 31, 2010, 02:16:09 PM
The most common Greek Yogurt is probably Fage.  I know that when I go to Trader Joes, they have other kinds, but Fage is what you find in most big grocery stores.  They have the full fat one, 2% and fat free.

Greek yogurt is really good, yeah.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Rman on January 31, 2010, 02:29:33 PM
Go for the full fat.  It's yummy.  Fage is awesome stuff.  I just eat it plain.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: duckman2000 on January 31, 2010, 04:17:24 PM
It also makes a mean base for a mean tzatziki. Greek yogurt is awesome.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on January 31, 2010, 09:07:49 PM
Just got some greek yogurt and omg...

All I could find was the full fat version but it is very good.  A shame that the full fat version has 7g of saturated fat for 4 oz. but whatever.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 31, 2010, 09:10:35 PM
I keep posting this but just in case: full-fat is actually better in almost all instances because the fat blunts the insulin spike. Full-fat milk, for example, is fairly close to a 1:1:1 ratio for protein, fat and carbs i.e. pretty close to an optimal macronutrient ratio. The low-fat versions are all messed up by contrast.

In other words, full-fat everything, all the time :rock
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Rman on January 31, 2010, 10:00:39 PM
I keep posting this but just in case: full-fat is actually better in almost all instances because the fat blunts the insulin spike. Full-fat milk, for example, is fairly close to a 1:1:1 ratio for protein, fat and carbs i.e. pretty close to an optimal macronutrient ratio. The low-fat versions are all messed up by contrast.

In other words, full-fat everything, all the time :rock
.

Was just about to post this.  We've become way too fat phobic. 

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 31, 2010, 10:04:03 PM
I keep posting this but just in case: full-fat is actually better in almost all instances because the fat blunts the insulin spike. Full-fat milk, for example, is fairly close to a 1:1:1 ratio for protein, fat and carbs i.e. pretty close to an optimal macronutrient ratio. The low-fat versions are all messed up by contrast.

In other words, full-fat everything, all the time :rock

I'd get sick if I drank full-fat milk.  :yuck
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 31, 2010, 10:05:04 PM
I think I need to start a big .txt file of all this shit I should just re-post in these threads rather than typing it all out again.

Anyway, I like to make fruit salads with yoghurt, and some nuts to boost the fat yet more. I'm still searching for some way to sensibly add more protein to that.

(i know, i should just jizz in the yoghurt, no-one would even notice. it's tiring though)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 31, 2010, 10:08:22 PM
I keep posting this but just in case: full-fat is actually better in almost all instances because the fat blunts the insulin spike. Full-fat milk, for example, is fairly close to a 1:1:1 ratio for protein, fat and carbs i.e. pretty close to an optimal macronutrient ratio. The low-fat versions are all messed up by contrast.

In other words, full-fat everything, all the time :rock

I'd get sick if I drank full-fat milk.  :yuck

smh

oh well, try to derive some joy from your bleak and drab existence, it was nice knowing you.

btw, i talked to some friends about a Hitachino trip. PM me your email and i'll start an email chain with them and see if we can figure something out.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 31, 2010, 10:21:40 PM
I keep posting this but just in case: full-fat is actually better in almost all instances because the fat blunts the insulin spike. Full-fat milk, for example, is fairly close to a 1:1:1 ratio for protein, fat and carbs i.e. pretty close to an optimal macronutrient ratio. The low-fat versions are all messed up by contrast.

In other words, full-fat everything, all the time :rock

I'd get sick if I drank full-fat milk.  :yuck

smh

oh well, try to derive some joy from your bleak and drab existence, it was nice knowing you.

I love full fat foods, but I just can't drink full fat milk. The taste of it makes me physically ill.

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btw, i talked to some friends about a Hitachino trip. PM me your email and i'll start an email chain with them and see if we can figure something out.

DCharlie is working on Giants tickets, sounds like the Saturday April 10th game (2pm) works best.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Eric P on January 31, 2010, 10:41:22 PM
So last year I started and finished the 100 pushup program http://hundredpushups.com/. Took me way more than 6 weeks (about 3 - 4 months, I think). Not having a goal, I started the program again 2 weeks ago, this time on push up bars. WAY harder. Breezed through week 1 and 2, managed week 3. But week 4 is hard. I'm at the set of week 4 day 2. Don't know if I'll ever get to 100, but the program is challenging and doesn't require that much time and that's good enough for now.
I also bought the Iphone app so I don't always have to write it down and I can track my progress more easily.


i haven't worked out in a long time because the bitter cold makes it really tough to motivate my ass to the gym, so i'm going to give this 100 push ups thing a shot and by the time the program is over, it will be warm enough for me to wake up ungodly early and go back to the gym
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Rman on January 31, 2010, 11:35:40 PM
I could never work out in the morning.  I usually get my workouts in after work. Doing so combats the evening malaise pretty well.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Van Cruncheon on January 31, 2010, 11:42:45 PM
mmmm, greek yogurt
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mr. Gundam on February 01, 2010, 12:53:04 AM
I could never work out in the morning.  I usually get my workouts in after work. Doing so combats the evening malaise pretty well.

My wife gets up at 5am to go the gym. I can't do it. I like running when I get home from work.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 01, 2010, 01:01:20 AM
I pretty much only work out on my lunch break!

rockin' on the company dime :rock
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Kestastrophe on February 01, 2010, 06:52:55 AM
My wife gets up at 5am to go the gym.

That's what I've been doing since I started work, as well. There is just enough time for me to get the lifts in before I have to come home, shower, and make the commute.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Groogrux on February 01, 2010, 12:47:35 PM
I know they say to work out at or near the same time every day, but my schedule doesn't allow it.  I work out whenever I can, but I usually prefer in the mornings if I can.  It gives me more time to goof around with my kid in the afternoon.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: archie4208 on February 01, 2010, 01:45:11 PM
I squatted 240 today but I had to bail during the second rep of the last set.  Still not to bad considering 4 months ago I was only squatting 65 lbs. :p
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Van Cruncheon on February 01, 2010, 02:24:22 PM
i work out 9-10:30. i have some flexibility to set my own hours, though
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 01, 2010, 06:32:14 PM
I know they say to work out at or near the same time every day, but my schedule doesn't allow it.  I work out whenever I can, but I usually prefer in the mornings if I can.  It gives me more time to goof around with my kid in the afternoon.

The perceived need to work out at the same time every day is nonsense. When do you actually plan on using your fitness? 24hrs/day, right? No reason you can't train that way.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: duckman2000 on February 01, 2010, 06:56:46 PM
Yeah, that really goes back to the practical strength thing, and simulation sickness. Ideally, you'd have your own strength training Cato to throw surprise exercises and real applications of strength at you.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 01, 2010, 08:25:05 PM
Lots of Crossfitters follow randomized schedules for this reason. Although I think waking up just to workout, then going back to sleep is a bit much. But there are folks who see a benefit to training that way (first responders who may get woken in the middle of the night and have to go from 0-100 real fast).

The hardcore also eat 'randomly', i.e. intermittent fasting. Seems to work really well for many.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Groogrux on February 02, 2010, 01:00:02 AM
Lots of Crossfitters follow randomized schedules for this reason. Although I think waking up just to workout, then going back to sleep is a bit much. But there are folks who see a benefit to training that way (first responders who may get woken in the middle of the night and have to go from 0-100 real fast).

The hardcore also eat 'randomly', i.e. intermittent fasting. Seems to work really well for many.

I'm an EMT and it's hard enough to get me out of bed in the middle of the night as it is...  :lol

But I think they said the workout time being on schedule had something to do with your body building up maximum testosterone right before your workouts if on routine.  Don't know how true that is.  But generally, I feel good to go the next day regardless of when I work out the day before.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 02, 2010, 01:05:17 AM
The biggest problem with that line of thinking is that it gets used as an excuse NOT to workout, i.e. Oh god, i'm gonna miss my protein intake window because of that meeting i have to go to, can't go to the gym today!

Just do it whenever you can. People get too hung up on having some optimal set of circumstances in place before they will move their lazy asses. You don't need your $100 sneakers, you don't need a trainer, you don't need to be indoors in a temperature-controlled environment - the list goes on.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on February 02, 2010, 06:46:23 AM
Unless you're asocial or firmly entrenched in a rut, there will always be things that get in the way of your routine.  You just have to adapt.

Reminds me of the storm duty I worked on.  Worked for 28 hours straight, got a workout in, ate some eggs and some oatmeal, and then slept.

If I had a friend that I hadn't seen for a while (moved away, military, etc.) and they were coming in on Saturday where my cheat day was a Sunday, do you think I said, "Oh gee, I can't go to your barbecue and drink until tomorrow!"  No, I ate and drank and went a whole week before the next cheat day.

Stuff like that.  Things will pop up - if you're motivated enough, you'll find a way to stay on track without compromising your work or social lives.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Tieno on February 02, 2010, 04:00:15 PM
So last year I started and finished the 100 pushup program http://hundredpushups.com/. Took me way more than 6 weeks (about 3 - 4 months, I think). Not having a goal, I started the program again 2 weeks ago, this time on push up bars. WAY harder. Breezed through week 1 and 2, managed week 3. But week 4 is hard. I'm at the set of week 4 day 2. Don't know if I'll ever get to 100, but the program is challenging and doesn't require that much time and that's good enough for now.
I also bought the Iphone app so I don't always have to write it down and I can track my progress more easily.

I bought bars similar to this model last year.
(http://www.fitnesslifegezondheid.nl/images/Tunturi/2008/08TUSFU019.jpg)
Cheap and they're better than these, which I initially bought.
[mg]http://images.luckyvitamin.com/mgen/merchandizer:77980.jpg[/img]
These suck, they broke after a few times and they don't grip that well to the floor.


I'm on week 5. I can do 60 in one go, atm. Started at 30 when I began the program 21 days ago.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 03, 2010, 01:37:07 AM
Despite the fact that I've only worked out twice over the past ten days because I got seriously ill, and my drunken night out was during that time period, I still managed to lose 5 lbs. So my nutrition fixes are working. I'm cranking up the physical activity this week, barring this blizzard axing my weight lifting plans tomorrow.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 03, 2010, 01:51:31 AM
Good job. Getting sick is the fastest way to lose weight for sure. 

I'd look into acquiring some equipment that will let you workout wherever. Dumbells are cheap. A jump rope is even cheaper. Don't let the weather take you out of your routine too much - you haven't been doing it long enough for it to be a habit yet.

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 03, 2010, 02:14:19 AM
I already have that stuff, but I have one day dedicated for THE MACHINES.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: archie4208 on February 03, 2010, 12:13:22 PM
I destroyed 240 today.  I was dreading it when I was walking to the squat rack, but once I started it went really smoothly.  It almost seemed to easy. :lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on February 03, 2010, 08:42:50 PM
In 9th grade, my squat max went from 150 to 320 in about six weeks.  Every week was exciting.  I got so into it I'd try to heavy squat twice a week.  I wanted to be on the Freshman Top 10, which I made (lowest was 290, highest was 360)  When I made it, it was one of the best feelings in my life at that moment.  I eventually made the Top 10 of the whole school at 435 being the highest max I got but there was a kid that was shaped like a ball that did 585.

These days, I need to make sure everything is perfect just to maintain the weights and maxes that I have :-\

Sorry, I like the stories about shooting up in weight for squats.  Gets me all nostalgic n' shit...
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 03, 2010, 08:48:25 PM
I destroyed 240 today.  I was dreading it when I was walking to the squat rack, but once I started it went really smoothly.  It almost seemed to easy. :lol

:rock

of course, you could go back to that bodybuilding.com routine...anytime you wanted to :smug
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 03, 2010, 08:50:18 PM
it's been almost a week since i did ANYTHING. Total enforced rest was required after last Friday. I was so sore I couldn't sleep right for 3 nights in a row - even my dentist was shocked at how worn-out I was, just from the state of my GUMS. Feeling awesome again now though. Almost looking forward to tomorrow's session!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mr. Gundam on February 03, 2010, 09:28:11 PM
I ran six miles tonight without stopping once! I rock!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: duckman2000 on February 03, 2010, 09:33:22 PM
I sort of got a wild hair up my ass about switching things up and replicate real life strain, so I did some acrobatic shit with the weights that is bound to cause some damage.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 03, 2010, 09:46:24 PM
I ran six miles tonight without stopping once! I rock!

Weren't there any buses running?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mr. Gundam on February 03, 2010, 09:59:29 PM
I ran six miles tonight without stopping once! I rock!

Weren't there any buses running?

:lol

I'm training for a Half Marathon dude, this is serious business.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 03, 2010, 10:04:43 PM
strongly suggest bussing for a half marathon instead
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mr. Gundam on February 03, 2010, 10:07:28 PM
 :lol

I'm bringing my running shoes to Tokyo, I'm really excited to run through some neighborhoods and parks with all the cherry blossoms.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 03, 2010, 10:43:22 PM
oh, your ass is MINE now
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 03, 2010, 10:44:02 PM
Three reps per machine is killing me :(
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 03, 2010, 10:45:32 PM
that pain is just weakness leaving the body

we need a drill sergeant icon dammit
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mr. Gundam on February 04, 2010, 12:10:54 PM
oh, your ass is MINE now

You'd beat me in a race. I'm really slow.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Groogrux on February 05, 2010, 07:14:30 AM
Other than Cormac, who seems to be doing this to maintain fitness, how many of us are doing this to lose weight or just get healthy?  And what are you doing to motivate yourselves?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on February 05, 2010, 07:18:52 AM
I just do it out of habit.  It's fun.  There isn't much to motivate me anymore because it is a habit.  I can't imagine not lifting (except for situations where I'm obviously not available to work out)

Plus a lot of my friends, even those who play in sports, are starting to get beer guts and having been fat before, it is something I have no interest in being again.

For me, it isn't so much of a "why?" as it is a "why not?"  I'll keep pushing myself in the gym for many, many years.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: archie4208 on February 05, 2010, 09:06:16 AM
I had my cheat meal yesterday.  A bowl of ice cream and a Klondike Bar.  Probably 900 calories or so.  I don't feel so hot right now. :'(  I'm having a protein shake and Greek Yogurt right now though!

And what are you doing to motivate yourselves?

I look at myself in the mirror naked and that motivates me (or depresses me, depending on my mood)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: demi on February 05, 2010, 09:10:52 AM
wheres some before and after pics. at least make this thread readable for other people.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: archie4208 on February 05, 2010, 09:12:11 AM
I got the before pics ready, but the after ones will have to wait a few more months! (assuming I don't fall off the wagon)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 05, 2010, 09:22:22 AM
Other than Cormac, who seems to be doing this to maintain fitness, how many of us are doing this to lose weight or just get healthy?  And what are you doing to motivate yourselves?

Fuck maintaining! I'm doing this to get better. I've still got a few good years left before I have to settle for "maintaining".

But you're right in that i'm not doing it to control weight at this point. I know enough about diet at this point that I could never exercise again and stay at whatever weight I wanted. It would be farewell to booze and simple carbs but I could do it.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 05, 2010, 09:28:43 AM
It would be farewell to booze and simple carbs but I could do it.

Could you really say farewell?

I did without carbs for a year. Booze mumbleymumbleymumbley
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 05, 2010, 09:35:06 AM
yerrr my besh fren kosma yuunootaht
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mr. Gundam on February 05, 2010, 10:45:38 AM
I had the worst run ever last night. My leg muscles were so damn sore I had to stop running at four miles and walk/limp back home.  :maf

Other than Cormac, who seems to be doing this to maintain fitness, how many of us are doing this to lose weight or just get healthy?  And what are you doing to motivate yourselves?

I'm in pretty good shape already, but I'm working up my stamina so I can run a half-marathon without stopping.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: cool breeze on February 05, 2010, 11:08:03 AM
If you want motivation, go climb some stairs and see how quickly it takes for you to get tired.  Better than looking in the mirror.

anyway, I'm not trying to be as fit as the other guys here.  I work out, exercise, w/e because it's mostly part of a routine now.  I still do it to improve, but 3/5th of the reason kinda seems to just maintain.  As for eating better food, that was pretty easy since healthier foods are tasty (see rest of thread and greek yogurt praise).  Just break out of bad habits and form better ones.  May be harder to do that for others, so I won't judge.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 05, 2010, 11:20:24 AM
I'm doing this to lose weight, I'm way too heavy. And I realized that if I didn't make a considerable change in my twenties, it would be doubly difficult (if not nigh impossible) in my thirties and longer.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: archie4208 on February 05, 2010, 07:53:06 PM
Only did 4 sets at 245 today. :/  I was in a piss poor mental state when I hit the gym, though.  I couldn't focus to save my life.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 07, 2010, 02:02:41 PM
Am I suppose to feel sit ups at the top part of my legs after doing them?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 07, 2010, 05:57:21 PM
Just worked out for the first time since Thursday. Going to head off to a Super Bowl party. Wish me luck.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Barry Egan on February 07, 2010, 05:58:20 PM
Good luck.  Enjoy the wings ;)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 07, 2010, 05:59:22 PM
I'm going to try to monitor myself. After weeks of losing weight, I've lost NOTHING this week. But I've been sick as a dog and not really watching what I drink/eat and not working out. I haven't gained anything, but I don't like staying at the same weight for more than five days.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 07, 2010, 07:58:57 PM
Am I suppose to feel sit ups at the top part of my legs after doing them?

no. i posted the correct way to do them up the thread a bit if you want to refer to that.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: archie4208 on February 08, 2010, 11:59:53 AM
The good: I did five unassisted pullups today in a single set.  Personal record. :rock
The bad: Still stalled on 245 squats.  Got to the 3rd rep of my 5th set and I couldn't go on.
The ugly: I ate a Twix bar yesterday.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: duckman2000 on February 08, 2010, 12:07:17 PM
Dropped the DL weight, going to go for reps for a while. And now I feel like someone mangled me.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: cool breeze on February 09, 2010, 08:33:20 PM
0% Greek yogurt  :yuck

I tried this today because they didn't have 2% (they never have full fat) and it is a sad yogurt
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Rman on February 09, 2010, 08:37:51 PM
I'm going to try to monitor myself. After weeks of losing weight, I've lost NOTHING this week. But I've been sick as a dog and not really watching what I drink/eat and not working out. I haven't gained anything, but I don't like staying at the same weight for more than five days.
Plateaus are normal.  You've lost a lot in a short time.  Initial fat loss is mostly water, which is normal since the fat metabolism is very dependent on H2O.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on February 10, 2010, 05:29:33 AM
Off to the gym...at 4:30 AM
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Groogrux on February 10, 2010, 06:09:35 AM
I'm on a pretty solid cardio program with a small percentage of strength training now and the results are showing.  I've lost 24 lbs altogether!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on February 10, 2010, 07:31:58 AM
Congrats, man.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 10, 2010, 10:45:44 AM
moved up to 265lbs on the squat today but couldn't get more than 4 reps. Still, that's a new 1RM, 2RM, 3RM and 4RM :smug

only 160lbs or so behind you T EXP. Can you feel my breath on your neck yet?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: archie4208 on February 11, 2010, 02:56:45 PM
245 has been DESTROYED. :rock :rock :rock  Third time is the charm. :smug
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on February 11, 2010, 03:00:24 PM
Congrats, Archie!

I'm finally up to 170 on bench press.

Feels fucking good.  A little closer to my 225 goal now.  Next week (Monday) will be 175 :rock
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 11, 2010, 03:04:56 PM
I am eating so much seafood nowadays that I feel like I live on the Mediterranean.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mr. Gundam on February 11, 2010, 04:17:14 PM
I did a three mile uphill run last night down by the University of Washington... that sucked!  :yuck
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 11, 2010, 04:29:56 PM
Alright, time to go log in my cardio today. I'll be happy when I can start lifting at the gym once a week again. Damn snow.

I think I'm losing about 2 lbs. per week. I don't know if that's sustainable, but I really want it to be. :-\
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: archie4208 on February 11, 2010, 05:23:30 PM
It'll slow down when you start weighing less.  Just focus on good habits and exercise and ignore the scale. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 11, 2010, 07:29:45 PM
I somehow GAINED weight from earlier this week. I don't even know how that's possible. I've been diligent with cardio and crunches, and monitoring my calories. What the fuck. :maf
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: demi on February 11, 2010, 07:30:24 PM
Mmm
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: archie4208 on February 11, 2010, 07:31:40 PM
It could be muscle gains.  Are you doing tape measurements and the like?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 11, 2010, 07:35:24 PM
Willco, don't fret about these fluctuations over a matter of days. Think about the weight of all the food and drink that you consume, and the amount of waste you produce. (not pleasant but if this is not the thread to discuss bodily functions, what is). Your weight is always going up and down by a 2-5 lbs. Stop worrying about it. You are not a mutant - your body works the same way as everyone else's. Keep eating right and exercising and you'll continue to lose weight and get fitter.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 11, 2010, 07:57:55 PM
It could be muscle gains.  Are you doing tape measurements and the like?

I do them once a month, I'm a couple weeks out from another measurement.

I hate the scale. I never feel like I get consistent readings, but they've never gone up. It's this one (http://www.amazon.com/Biggest-Loser-7333BL-Lithium-Scale/dp/B000YDU4I6/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&s=hpc&qid=1265936312&sr=1-3), by the way. Does anyone have any recommendations for scales that go up to 350 lbs. and are at or under $50?

It's just that I've been on the elliptical for forty minutes every day since Sunday. And usually two reps of crunches with the exercise ball after that. Since Monday, I've kept my calories pretty much under or at 2,000 per day. I was kind of hoping to see some significant loss. :-\
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on February 11, 2010, 08:29:58 PM
I weigh myself daily.  Your weight will fluctuate but it should generally be trending downwards (if cutting) or upwards (if bulking).  However, sometimes you gain a pound for no reason.  Of course, it isn't that your body stored an excess of 3500 calories, it is most likely water weight.

I also like to make Excel spreadsheets of weight progress.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 11, 2010, 08:45:38 PM
I don't think I've even eaten over 1,700 calories today! Gaining weight despite measuring all my food and exercising daily. :-\

I might as well eat a bunch of red meat!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: demi on February 11, 2010, 08:47:45 PM
FAP FAP FAP
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on February 11, 2010, 08:52:53 PM
I don't think I've even eaten over 1,700 calories today! Gaining weight despite measuring all my food and exercising daily. :-\

I might as well eat a bunch of red meat!

Then it is very unlikely that you gained weight.  You're probably retaining water to some extent.

Though it probably all depends on how much you weigh.  If you're hardly eating anything compared to how much you weigh (like if you're 300 lbs and eating only 1500 calories), then it could be that your metabolism has crashed and burned.  In which case, the best thing to do would be to re-evaluate what you're eating, take a day off from the diet every 7-14 days, and go from there.

All in my opinion.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 11, 2010, 08:55:03 PM
Yeah, most scales are pretty hard to trust. If you consistently use the same one at the same time of day, you can at least get consistent errors. i.e. it won't be your real weight but the directions should be accurate.

best test: Stand naked in front of a mirror and jump. Whatever jiggles is either something you 100% need or something you can 100% do without.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 11, 2010, 11:04:47 PM
Though it probably all depends on how much you weigh.  If you're hardly eating anything compared to how much you weigh (like if you're 300 lbs and eating only 1500 calories), then it could be that your metabolism has crashed and burned.  In which case, the best thing to do would be to re-evaluate what you're eating, take a day off from the diet every 7-14 days, and go from there.

I'm over 300 lbs. and eating 1500 to 2000 calories per day. Is that even possible that I could gain weight from that intake? Especially with exercise? I did 3.8 miles on the elliptical today!

It's not like I'm starving myself. I eat when I'm hungry. I've just been eating low calorie stuff, like shrimp, tilapia, chicken, broccoli, quinoa, oatmeal, fruit, brussel sprouts, egg substitutes, etc.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 12, 2010, 12:17:48 AM
It was those glasses of red wine!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 12, 2010, 12:27:25 AM
eat real eggs btw. unless you have some limp-wristed allergy.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 12, 2010, 01:24:17 AM
I had a grand total of three glasses of wine this entire week, and accounted for their calories!

... the egg substitutes are lower calories, so they win.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 12, 2010, 01:36:57 AM
I had a grand total of three glasses of wine this entire week, and accounted for their calories!

... the egg substitutes are lower calories, so they win.

Yeah, but rule one of nutrition is always EAT REAL FOOD. I don't even know what egg substitutes are. 

Man I love nit-picking other people's diets while i've gained 15lbs in the last 6 weeks. Had BBQ ribs and beer last night :smug
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 12, 2010, 01:40:15 AM
 :-\ :'(
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 12, 2010, 01:46:14 AM
Suck it up, buttercup. There will be harder days than this.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on February 12, 2010, 11:35:07 AM
seriously.  lay off the scale Will.  I didn't weigh myself for ~50 days after I started.  Then when I went back and checked, it was fucking amazing.  Going by how clothes fit and how you feel and how you look in the mirror is a lot better than a scale.  A good indicator I used to use what seeing how much smaller my manboobs were in the mirror!

Fuck the scale.  It's what drives people insane on a diet and makes them give up.  I now weigh myself once a month.

And 1500 calories a day seems really low, man.  Especially if your body has been used to eating a lot more.  To maintain your weight, your intake is probably around 3200 or so.  Aiming for around 2000 is still a huge deficit.  Going too low will fuck up your metabolism pretty bad.  I did that shit for a while and I plateau'ed hard and fucked up my whole system for a while.  A 1500+ calorie a day deficit with intense cardio is probably bad right now. 

I'd even go so far to say fuck being a calorie counter and just use good judgement.  Fuck the low fat and diet shit and just eat regular, good and healthy food.  A good diet is mostly common sense, not diet products.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: duckman2000 on February 12, 2010, 12:04:40 PM
Yup, it all comes down to common sense. It's good to keep track of what you eat, but food isn't a strict science (just compare news reports on the potential health hazards of egg vs the latest "findings" which suggest that egg isn't bad at all). Personally, I'd focus on finding good food before focusing on calorie crunching, but then I'm also not in this to lose weight. I'd also avoid anything that claims that it is like the real thing only without any of the real thing in it.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: cool breeze on February 12, 2010, 01:53:32 PM
I had a grand total of three glasses of wine this entire week, and accounted for their calories!

... the egg substitutes are lower calories, so they win.

Yeah, but rule one of nutrition is always EAT REAL FOOD. I don't even know what egg substitutes are. 

Man I love nit-picking other people's diets while i've gained 15lbs in the last 6 weeks. Had BBQ ribs and beer last night :smug

Egg substitutes are usually just egg whites with a shit-ton of flavoring to make them taste like they still got yolk.  They have a really weird texture and taste weird.

yeah, eat real eggs.  If you care about calories, just eat egg whites or something, or compromise and have one whole egg and one white.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Ganhyun on February 12, 2010, 02:13:27 PM
In the process of cutting again myself. I'd let myself go at one point after leaving military a while back and ballooned up in weight.  I'd gotten up to 270! I had to re-evaluate my life. So I stopped drinking soda. Stopped eating alot of fast food. I started eating healthy. I joined a gym with ShogunofFear and another friend. That was December 2008.  Now I weight 184.

Honestly Willco, its best to go by bodyfat % rather than pure weight because muscle weighs more than fat and your daily weight will fluctuate as mentioned due to water retention, etc. And yes, rapidly decreasing your calorie intake can and will crash your metabolism waaaaay down.  Its honestly best to start small. When I started my BMR was aroud 2500-2700 calories a day. I cut down to 2200 for the first few months. When that weightloss slowed, I cut down to 2000. Then 1800. That worked really well for me. Maybe it will help you.

Biggest change for me since I did this: bodyfat percentage. Mine was a whopping 48% when I started. Now its at 19% and still going down. I hope to, in this cut, get down to around 15% bodyfat.

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Tieno on February 12, 2010, 02:15:09 PM
How do you measure bodyfat %?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Ganhyun on February 12, 2010, 02:20:24 PM
How do you measure bodyfat %?

Several ways. One way involves calipers and measure skin folds.
Another way is to measure the size of your neck and waist and combine it with your weight and height to get the percentage (there are online forms to do this) via a formula (Navy uses this)
Also, there are machines that do some sort of measurement via you holding them and inputting ur age, height, weight, and sex.


Wiki lists a few ways

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Body_fat_percentage
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: duckman2000 on February 12, 2010, 03:09:18 PM
This thread needs the Amir0x Dojo of Pain video.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on February 12, 2010, 05:15:59 PM
Fuck the scale?  WTF?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on February 12, 2010, 05:20:30 PM
as far as constant checking?  hell yes.

it gets discouraging.  Checking far fewer times let's you see real weight loss that's usually not fucked up by regular weight fluctuations. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: archie4208 on February 12, 2010, 05:29:23 PM
*looks outside*

*sees snow*

Welp, today is my rest day!  I might do some situps and pushups, but that will be it.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on February 12, 2010, 06:41:30 PM
This thread has been pretty devoid of gay subtext.... but goddamn! :p
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: TEEEPO on February 12, 2010, 06:43:19 PM
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR FACE
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: demi on February 12, 2010, 06:44:27 PM
Ok willco you are next. Lets see it.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Kestastrophe on February 12, 2010, 06:47:41 PM
Routine:
- 4 day workout schedule, but go to the gym 4-6 days a week.
- Day 1: Chest
- Day 2: Arms
- Day 3: Back & shoulders
- Day 4: Legs
- Abs every other day
- Use free-weights instead of resistance machines whenever possible
Have you not been following the thread? Cormac is gonna rip this routine  :P
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: duckman2000 on February 12, 2010, 07:12:38 PM
*looks outside*

*sees snow*

Welp, today is my rest day!  I might do some situps and pushups, but that will be it.

Snow is fucking awesome. Running in deep snow :rock Fill a backpack with weights to add some resistance :rock
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on February 12, 2010, 07:15:40 PM
you crazy son of a bitch, duckman
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 12, 2010, 07:19:24 PM
Ok willco you are next. Lets see it.

Oh god, I've got enough insecurity about my body shape as is!

... I stepped on the scale after doing 41 minutes of the elliptical today, and it was back down again, but I got two different readings (about 2 lbs. difference). I don't know. Maybe my body is like some kind of SCIENCE EXPERIMENT and cannot reach stable mass.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 12, 2010, 07:58:12 PM
Routine:
- 4 day workout schedule, but go to the gym 4-6 days a week.
- Day 1: Chest
- Day 2: Arms
- Day 3: Back & shoulders
- Day 4: Legs
- Abs every other day
- Use free-weights instead of resistance machines whenever possible
Have you not been following the thread? Cormac is gonna rip this routine  :P

yeah, i'm currently counting to 10 before posting! :lol

Well, he can read back through the thread if he wants. Dunno if I can be bothered rehashing again. And it's not like this program won't benefit him, if he's currently not doing anything.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 12, 2010, 08:01:04 PM
Ok willco you are next. Lets see it.

Oh god, I've got enough insecurity about my body shape as is!

... I stepped on the scale after doing 41 minutes of the elliptical today, and it was back down again, but I got two different readings (about 2 lbs. difference). I don't know. Maybe my body is like some kind of SCIENCE EXPERIMENT and cannot reach stable mass.

Dude, I said it about a page back but you seem convinced that you are a unique and beautiful snowflake. EVERYBODY GOES THROUGH THESE FLUCTUATIONS. It's why weighing daily is pretty much devastating to your mindset. You will NEVER see a consistent downward trend if you weigh yourself that often. If your mood becomes too closely tied to what the scale says, you're setting yourself up for a nasty relapse into bad habits, followed by GENUINE weight gain. You haven't even been on this program consistently for a month yet!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: cool breeze on February 12, 2010, 08:11:27 PM
Wilco is having mad weight loss woes.

Just do what Cormacaroni is saying.  Scales are assholes and you can't let them veer you off whatever plan you have.  Even when you're comfortable with your weight, sometimes it will read like you've lost weight (like, when you don't want to) or gained weight.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 12, 2010, 09:33:13 PM
FORGET IT GUYZ I GIVE UP, I JUST WENT AND GORGED ON MCDONALDS - I ORDERED THREE DUBBLE CHEESEBURGERS

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Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 12, 2010, 10:38:40 PM
My home. I actually turned down free Subway so I could cook for myself.

I really want to lose another 5 lbs. the next two weeks, so I can get a pizza sometime this month. :drool
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 12, 2010, 10:41:24 PM
Yes, why not ???
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 12, 2010, 10:44:35 PM
Eat pizza right now if you want. Just don't eat the whole thing. Take a couple of slices along with whatever else you're eating and it won't kill you.

Sometimes as little as a few bites of something is enough to satisfy your cravings. If it stops you from thinking about it for weeks, it'll probably help rather than hurt. Once you stop eating junk food, you quickly realize how bad most of it tastes anyway.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 12, 2010, 10:45:24 PM
I don't think it is, but it was recommended to me by my father because it is rich in protein and is fairly nutritional. I like it because it's easy to cook, not really high in calories and pretty filling.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Van Cruncheon on February 12, 2010, 10:48:52 PM
Ok willco you are next. Lets see it.

Oh god, I've got enough insecurity about my body shape as is!

... I stepped on the scale after doing 41 minutes of the elliptical today, and it was back down again, but I got two different readings (about 2 lbs. difference). I don't know. Maybe my body is like some kind of SCIENCE EXPERIMENT and cannot reach stable mass.

Dude, I said it about a page back but you seem convinced that you are a unique and beautiful snowflake. EVERYBODY GOES THROUGH THESE FLUCTUATIONS. It's why weighing daily is pretty much devastating to your mindset. You will NEVER see a consistent downward trend if you weigh yourself that often. If your mood becomes too closely tied to what the scale says, you're setting yourself up for a nasty relapse into bad habits, followed by GENUINE weight gain. You haven't even been on this program consistently for a month yet!

this. pick ONE DAY A WEEK and weigh yourself. stick to it.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 12, 2010, 10:50:00 PM
Sometimes as little as a few bites of something is enough to satisfy your cravings. If it stops you from thinking about it for weeks, it'll probably help rather than hurt. Once you stop eating junk food, you quickly realize how bad most of it tastes anyway.

I haven't really had any junk food since December (I snack on Goldfish every now or sugar free Twizzlers now and then, but that's about it). And to be honest, I don't really miss it. You couldn't pay me to eat McDonald's. And I don't think my stomach could handle it. I find myself pretty full from single portions nowadays. The only thing I was craving of late, oddly enough, was a slice of pizza. I don't think I could even eat more than a couple slices, though. :lol

I kicked my diet soda habit and significantly reduced my drinking (a couple glasses of wine and a light beer a week) with the exception of the Super Bowl and my birthday. All I pretty much drink nowadays is water. I don't really miss soda and if I want something with flavor, I just use one of those insta-Crystal Light packets.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 12, 2010, 10:52:03 PM
Ok willco you are next. Lets see it.

Oh god, I've got enough insecurity about my body shape as is!

... I stepped on the scale after doing 41 minutes of the elliptical today, and it was back down again, but I got two different readings (about 2 lbs. difference). I don't know. Maybe my body is like some kind of SCIENCE EXPERIMENT and cannot reach stable mass.

Dude, I said it about a page back but you seem convinced that you are a unique and beautiful snowflake. EVERYBODY GOES THROUGH THESE FLUCTUATIONS. It's why weighing daily is pretty much devastating to your mindset. You will NEVER see a consistent downward trend if you weigh yourself that often. If your mood becomes too closely tied to what the scale says, you're setting yourself up for a nasty relapse into bad habits, followed by GENUINE weight gain. You haven't even been on this program consistently for a month yet!

this. pick ONE DAY A WEEK and weigh yourself. stick to it.

I can't help it! I just see that scale sitting there, begging me to step on!

... The reality is that at my weight, it's tough to really figure out if I'm losing weight or not - despite my eating and exercise habits. I know there's really no way I could NOT be losing weight, but I just look at myself in the mirror and I don't notice a difference. :-\
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Van Cruncheon on February 12, 2010, 10:57:09 PM
well, if you ARE gonna weigh yerself daily, do it at the same time every morning, like right when you get up and after you've pissed. geez!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Green Shinobi on February 12, 2010, 10:59:21 PM
Keep at it, Bill. Even if you don't see obvious results, you ARE getting healthier, and that's what's most important.

I just installed a pull-up bar in my bathroom doorway. I can only do seven or eight at a time right now.  :( I remember the days when I could bang out 25 in a row. Gotta work my way back up there.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Tieno on February 13, 2010, 01:29:53 AM
I can attest to the scales. 6 years ago I lost around 40-45 kg (around 90-100 lbs). Don't weigh yourself every day, after every thing you do. It's very easy to fall into that trap and get even more obsessed with weight loss. I did at some point. It's not healthy for you.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Kestastrophe on February 13, 2010, 10:12:55 AM
DiGiorno has a 200 calorie pizza out. I haven't tried it myself, but the low carb count along with 11g of protein sounds intriguing

http://www.kraftrecipes.com/products/productinfodisplay.aspx?siteid=1&product=7192100932 (http://www.kraftrecipes.com/products/productinfodisplay.aspx?siteid=1&product=7192100932)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on February 13, 2010, 10:17:55 AM
I weigh myself once daily: in the morning after the morning piss.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: cubicle47b on February 13, 2010, 01:00:29 PM
Weigh yourself in the morning at the same time and before you've eaten, put the numbers in Excel, and do a line graph.  You'll see your results a lot more clearly because you'll see through the daily gains / losses from water retention.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 14, 2010, 04:02:51 PM
DiGiorno has a 200 calorie pizza out. I haven't tried it myself, but the low carb count along with 11g of protein sounds intriguing

http://www.kraftrecipes.com/products/productinfodisplay.aspx?siteid=1&product=7192100932 (http://www.kraftrecipes.com/products/productinfodisplay.aspx?siteid=1&product=7192100932)

I will have to check this out. Thanks for the link.

I mentioned this is another thread, but I ate out last night at The Green Turtle. Minding my nutritional facts, I substituted french fries that came with my sandwich for a sliced apple. It came in the most ridiculous, kid-friendly plastic bag. I think Disposable White Guy almost laughed me out of the restaurant. :lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Oblivion on February 14, 2010, 11:22:48 PM
Okay, kind of a weird question, dunno if anyone here might have an answer for this. For weight gain, preferably building muscle, is the amount of protein you consume in a certain type of food more important than how many calories it contains?

For example, say hypothetically that you eat food that contains about 70 grams of protein, and has 1000 calories. Is that better than eating a food that might have 30 grams of protein, but has 2000 calories?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: archie4208 on February 15, 2010, 08:18:09 PM
Did 3 sets at 250 today.  I'm thinking about deloading and working on my technique.  It is really starting to suffer.  Cormac, how much should I deload by?  I was thinking ~25 to 30 lbs.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 15, 2010, 08:43:59 PM
I pulled some muscle in my groin from yesterday's workout. I still managed to do 45 minutes of cardio and a few reps of crunches, but I'm in PAIN.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on February 15, 2010, 08:57:43 PM
I thought about printing out a picture of Kevin Smith and keeping it in my pocket.  If I ever feel like hitting up a McDonald's I can get out the picture and scare myself straight.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 15, 2010, 09:01:31 PM
Yeah, I actually was thinking about skipping my cardio today because of how sore my groin is, but then the Kevin Smith thing blew up and I immediately jumped on the elliptical :lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Draft on February 15, 2010, 09:04:41 PM
Did 3 sets at 250 today.  I'm thinking about deloading and working on my technique.  It is really starting to suffer.  Cormac, how much should I deload by?  I was thinking ~25 to 30 lbs.
About 10% is usually a good place to start.

People get hung up on their form, take 20% off their back and now guess what? You aren't lifting enough to tax yourself, and whatever form you're learning at 80% 5RM isn't going to help a bit at 100% 5RM.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 15, 2010, 09:19:25 PM
Did 3 sets at 250 today.  I'm thinking about deloading and working on my technique.  It is really starting to suffer.  Cormac, how much should I deload by?  I was thinking ~25 to 30 lbs.
About 10% is usually a good place to start.

People get hung up on their form, take 20% off their back and now guess what? You aren't lifting enough to tax yourself, and whatever form you're learning at 80% 5RM isn't going to help a bit at 100% 5RM.

Absolutely. This describes my training partner exactly. I'm now lifting the same as him, despite him starting this program 2 months ahead of me, and him outweighing me by 25-30lbs. (sorry, that was a bit Green Shinobi, wasn't it). The only explanation I can offer other than that I'm an athletic marvel (I most definitely am not) is that he keeps doing 'form days' whereas I only do 'form practice' in warm-ups and always attempt a new PR at each session.

If you need an extra rest day, it's better to just take an extra rest day.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: brawndolicious on February 15, 2010, 09:41:20 PM
Okay, kind of a weird question, dunno if anyone here might have an answer for this. For weight gain, preferably building muscle, is the amount of protein you consume in a certain type of food more important than how many calories it contains?

For example, say hypothetically that you eat food that contains about 70 grams of protein, and has 1000 calories. Is that better than eating a food that might have 30 grams of protein, but has 2000 calories?
For protein, you'll generally need 2g protein/kg that you weigh per day, which is really easy to get through a normal diet.  Some people get all hyped over some protein shake/powders or whatever but there's no reason to use those unless you have to get like 300 grams a day, which wouldn't apply to any normal person.

Calories are simply a unit of energy.  You should be getting plenty of calories (there's roughly 9.4 per gram of fat and 4.2 per gram of carbs and your body can even turn protein into energy if you're starving).  You probably shouldn't increase your caloric intake unless you're doing like HOURS of cardio a day though.

Diet-wise, quantity matters more than quality.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 15, 2010, 10:24:40 PM
Couldn't agree less. Have you ever tried building muscle?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 15, 2010, 10:30:05 PM
I honestly don't know why anyone would seriously take advice from am nintenho. I imagine him walking into an E.R. in scrubs telling other doctors to do completely insane stuff in pseudo-medical babble, and then the real doctor shows up and goes, "Who the fuck is this guy?"

Awkward pause, and then am nintenho backs away slow and darts for the exit - where only the wind knows where he might end up next. He's like the distinguished mentally-challenged version of Knight Rider.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 15, 2010, 10:51:33 PM
Diet is such a tricky subject. It's so easy to make sweeping generalizations that make no sense for the specific situation though. To gain muscle, the FASTEST route is to eat a huge excess of calories, including a hefty amount of protein. But is that the best? Not necessarily. You're going to put on a lot of fat along with that, which is not something most people want. (I've put on a bunch of fat as well, to the point where my wife is starting to give me shit...).

On the other hand, too few calories and you'll never get any stronger or gain muscle. Or continue working out. So most people end up compromising somewhere. If you make the wrong compromises, you stall or get worse.

Basically, this is why I don't answer vague hypotheticals like Oblivion asked. You need info on goals, time frame, current condition, current workout level, motivation (yes everyone is motivated to look awesome, feel great, get stronger and faster and fitter, but how far will a person actually go to achieve their goals?). I don't like to just say 'eat this much protein or this may calories and you'll gain muscle'.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Rman on February 15, 2010, 11:10:31 PM
Aren't you GOMADing, Cormac?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: duckman2000 on February 15, 2010, 11:16:03 PM
you crazy son of a bitch, duckman

Hey, just saying. To use the old "my neighbors" argument again, these clowns who spend a slow hour on the treadmill probably wouldn't need to spend that hour if they had just hiked through the snow instead of driving their cushy vans to the clubhouse gym. And I'm sure these people then wonder why they still get exhausted from normal tasks, even after all that simulation.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: brawndolicious on February 15, 2010, 11:22:48 PM
Couldn't agree less. Have you ever tried building muscle?
But I'm not trying to tell him how to get ripped.  The guy sounds like he feels underweight and wants to know generally, how each food group is used by his body.  He mentioned preferably building more muscle than anything else while he gains weight but if he was very serious about getting cut, then he would have posted all sorts of information about his workout schedule and anecdotal stuff he knows and whatever.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: duckman2000 on February 15, 2010, 11:25:35 PM
I honestly don't know why anyone would seriously take advice from am nintenho. I imagine him walking into an E.R. in scrubs telling other doctors to do completely insane stuff in pseudo-medical babble, and then the real doctor shows up and goes, "Who the fuck is this guy?"

:lol I've been tempted to keep track of it and make an amnintenho encyclopedia of dis/misinformation (covering games, medicine and everything else!), but I'm just not that motivated. But, yeah.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Rman on February 15, 2010, 11:30:58 PM
I try not to be dick to others online, so my apologies, am nintenho, but is English your second language?  I have a hard time understanding your posts most of time.  Again, no offense.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: cool breeze on February 15, 2010, 11:32:40 PM
a kinda random update thing:

after regularly doing pulls up now for the past few weeks, I feel like I knock out a dozen easy underhand, but I can't do a single overhand.  Are the muscle groups that different? I don't know if I should just blame it on my right arm (it has acted weird since I broke it when I was a child) and never attempt them again.  Like, I can even do a single up underhand pull up now.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: brawndolicious on February 15, 2010, 11:38:50 PM
I try not to be dick to others online, so my apologies, am nintenho, but is English your second language?  I have a hard time understanding your posts most of time.  Again, no offense.
yes, it's my "native" language.  Which is why I have to point out that you made a typo.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Rman on February 15, 2010, 11:48:18 PM
My bad, buddy.  You're a great guy.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 16, 2010, 01:34:26 AM
Aren't you GOMADing, Cormac?

No, but I am eating a hell of a lot. including lots of milk. I've put on about 15lbs since i started in November. Not sure how much further I'll take it, but as long as the weather is cold and everyone is bundled up, no-one even notices :)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 16, 2010, 01:36:18 AM
I honestly don't know why anyone would seriously take advice from am nintenho. I imagine him walking into an E.R. in scrubs telling other doctors to do completely insane stuff in pseudo-medical babble, and then the real doctor shows up and goes, "Who the fuck is this guy?"

:lol I've been tempted to keep track of it and make an amnintenho encyclopedia of dis/misinformation (covering games, medicine and everything else!), but I'm just not that motivated. But, yeah.

Please include 'nuts = protein' if you do!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: duckman2000 on February 16, 2010, 02:13:32 AM
a kinda random update thing:

after regularly doing pulls up now for the past few weeks, I feel like I knock out a dozen easy underhand, but I can't do a single overhand.  Are the muscle groups that different? I don't know if I should just blame it on my right arm (it has acted weird since I broke it when I was a child) and never attempt them again.  Like, I can even do a single up underhand pull up now.

I had the same result at first. Try changing to a narrow grip at first, as it feels closer to the underhand version.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on February 16, 2010, 09:24:40 AM
Isn't wide grip all back?  I can't do any wide grip but can do quite a bit of underhanded and narrow overhanded.  I can actually do a hell of a lot more overhanded than I can underhanded. 

I took about a week off because I had some shoulder pain and just to get a nice rest going.  I feel pretty great and I can't wait to go back tomorrow and start on my 170 bench.  woo!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mr. Gundam on February 16, 2010, 03:05:08 PM
Must be coming down with a cold. I ran 3 1/2 miles this morning and felt horrible when I was done. Good thing I have all week off (mid-winter break) from work.

Also, I'm a member of the Teacher's Union, and my health insurance plan was offering $50 to fill out a short health survey on WebMD... got my $50 check in the mail today. :rock
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on February 16, 2010, 03:33:47 PM
:rock

Running always makes me feel better when I start feeling sick. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: archie4208 on February 17, 2010, 05:06:23 PM
I'm so excited right now.  I started my squats today at 225 since I was planning to deload.  I did the first set and thought "this isn't going to help me".  On a whim I put the weight to 255 and I did my entire 5x5 routine.  Fuck I am sore but I feel like a million bucks right now. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on February 17, 2010, 05:17:04 PM
That's awesome.

The more weight you pile on, the more it is dependent on your mind and mentality towards the lift.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: cool breeze on February 17, 2010, 05:21:02 PM
a kinda random update thing:

after regularly doing pulls up now for the past few weeks, I feel like I knock out a dozen easy underhand, but I can't do a single overhand.  Are the muscle groups that different? I don't know if I should just blame it on my right arm (it has acted weird since I broke it when I was a child) and never attempt them again.  Like, I can even do a single up underhand pull up now.

I had the same result at first. Try changing to a narrow grip at first, as it feels closer to the underhand version.

I tried that and can do one or two with bad form.  My right arm still hurts when trying it.

also, I want to find some monkey bars.  I haven't tried them out since elementary school and back then I manged to do a ~10ft long set once in five years .
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mr. Gundam on February 17, 2010, 06:05:11 PM
Seven mile run today! I feel pretty good, too!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on February 17, 2010, 06:10:18 PM
You're a fucking beast!

I thought I was awesome doing 4 miles in about 35/40 minutes.  Didn't you say it takes you like an hour?  That's insane.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 17, 2010, 10:36:19 PM
I'm so excited right now.  I started my squats today at 225 since I was planning to deload.  I did the first set and thought "this isn't going to help me".  On a whim I put the weight to 255 and I did my entire 5x5 routine.  Fuck I am sore but I feel like a million bucks right now. 

:rock

That's something like a 25% increase in your 5Rm so far, right? Congrats!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: naff on February 17, 2010, 11:52:14 PM
[youtube=560,345]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9_amg-Aos4[/youtube]

Also when I went to Youtube to get this I was assaulted by almost full page McD's banner ads. They finally sold their soul to the devil. Fuckin terrible.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mr. Gundam on February 18, 2010, 12:59:39 AM
You're a fucking beast!

I thought I was awesome doing 4 miles in about 35/40 minutes.  Didn't you say it takes you like an hour?  That's insane.

Oh no, took me about 80 minutes to do seven today. If I can do 12-13 minute miles during the half-marathon I'll be stoked.

It's funny, as long as I keep running, I feel good. If I stop at all, my shins become very angry.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 18, 2010, 02:46:47 AM
the obvious conclusion is that running lots is good for your shins.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Green Shinobi on February 18, 2010, 03:06:19 AM
Seven mile run today! I feel pretty good, too!

Hitting the ten mile mark for the first time was one of the best moments of my life.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: archie4208 on February 18, 2010, 08:31:31 AM
I'm so excited right now.  I started my squats today at 225 since I was planning to deload.  I did the first set and thought "this isn't going to help me".  On a whim I put the weight to 255 and I did my entire 5x5 routine.  Fuck I am sore but I feel like a million bucks right now. 

:rock

That's something like a 25% increase in your 5Rm so far, right? Congrats!

I started from scratch back in November because my technique was so horrible and I hadn't squatted in forever.  I restarted at 65 pounds so I have added 190 pounds in like 4 months. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Green Shinobi on February 18, 2010, 08:58:13 AM
Did you get any funny looks while squatting the bar with ten pound weights on each side?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Boogie on February 18, 2010, 08:59:07 AM
Couldn't agree less. Have you ever tried building muscle?


nintenho has given advice based on believing you can spot-reduce fat.  And yet still feels he can give worthwhile health advice.  He's hopeless.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: archie4208 on February 18, 2010, 09:01:42 AM
Did you get any funny looks while squatting the bar with ten pound weights on each side?

Nah.  Everybody has to start somewhere!  And the squat rack is usually dead.  Most people are working on their curls. :teehee
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Ganhyun on February 18, 2010, 09:01:57 AM
Did you get any funny looks while squatting the bar with ten pound weights on each side?

If he did it was probably only form those guys who dont care about form. Most serious gym goers would rather you get your form right first.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Ganhyun on February 18, 2010, 09:02:28 AM
Did you get any funny looks while squatting the bar with ten pound weights on each side?

Nah.  Everybody has to start somewhere!  And the squat rack is usually dead.  Most people are working on their curls. :teehee

most people hate squats too.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: archie4208 on February 18, 2010, 09:07:46 AM
I'm part of that group, but I have been seeing excellent results in my legs so I begrudgingly do them!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 18, 2010, 09:13:02 AM
Did you get any funny looks while squatting the bar with ten pound weights on each side?

I start with just the bar every time - 45lbs. You should too.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on February 18, 2010, 10:27:53 AM
Hey guys, I need some help

I'm stuck at 205 in squats.  I can do 5x5 at 205.  If I up it to 210, I can never get the last set.  What should I do?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: duckman2000 on February 18, 2010, 10:38:01 AM
[youtube=560,345]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9_amg-Aos4[/youtube]

This is up there with Sweet Sweat for sure.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Groogrux on February 18, 2010, 01:13:47 PM
[youtube=560,345]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9_amg-Aos4[/youtube]

All the people sitting at those desks look like they have Parkinson's...  :lol

FauxFitness equipment getting more rediculous by the day.  :'(
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: duckman2000 on February 18, 2010, 01:19:29 PM
Well, at least this is blatantly ridiculous. I mean, there's no way anyone with some sense would buy into it, it's that ridiculous. I'm sure they are making bank, though. Sit yourself fit, that's the American dream right there.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 18, 2010, 05:00:21 PM
Hey guys, I need some help

I'm stuck at 205 in squats.  I can do 5x5 at 205.  If I up it to 210, I can never get the last set.  What should I do?

Could be any number of problems, meaning there are any number of solutions. What do you think the issue might be? Are you eating enough, resting enough? How often are you squatting and how much other stuff are you doing these days?

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on February 18, 2010, 05:09:32 PM
I'm definitely eating and resting enough.  I'm squatting every other day.  I feel great and full of energy. 

To be honest, I'm thinking it may just be a confidence issue.  I never get to where I can't make it back up on the squat.  It's just that by the end of the 4th set, I'm thinking "There is no fucking way I have another set."  I usually do 2 or 3 of the next set and I'm pretty damn sure if I go down for the next rep I'm not coming back up.  But I mean, they should be getting easier, no?  I've been stuck at 205 for about 4 or 5 sessions now.

Squatting is the 4th thing i do in my routine.  I do bench first, then pullups, then dips and then squats followed by pushups and situps. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: archie4208 on February 18, 2010, 05:13:01 PM
I'm definitely eating and resting enough.  I'm squatting every other day.  I feel great and full of energy. 

To be honest, I'm thinking it may just be a confidence issue.  I never get to where I can't make it back up on the squat.  It's just that by the end of the 4th set, I'm thinking "There is no fucking way I have another set."  I usually do 2 or 3 of the next set and I'm pretty damn sure if I go down for the next rep I'm not coming back up.

Squatting is the 4th thing i do in my routine.  I do bench first, then pullups, then dips and then squats followed by pushups and situps. 

Try doing squats first.  I find them to be the most draining exercise and I feel relieved when I finish them.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on February 18, 2010, 05:14:01 PM
Yeah, I was thinking about that.  I guess I'll try that tomorrow.

My ego is probably going to take a hit when I can't bench what I usually bench because of squatting first :'(  haha
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: archie4208 on February 18, 2010, 05:16:25 PM
I abhor the bench press.  I can barely do 140.  I would rather do 1000 military presses over a single bench.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on February 18, 2010, 05:18:08 PM
I just always feel great after doing bench.  and it's done wonders for my chest the last couple of months.  I'm up to 170 on it and making good progress.  I took a week off for a nice recovery after a couple of months working out everyday, and I had to drop down 10 pounds (from 180).  That hurt, but I'll be back up by week's end.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Kestastrophe on February 18, 2010, 06:00:10 PM
I abhor the bench press.  I can barely do 140.
That is really weird. I can bench 250+, but squats of ~200 are still difficult for me  :-\

Squatting is the 4th thing i do in my routine.
There's your problem (one of them  :P). Do squats first because they are the hardest exercise.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 18, 2010, 06:30:56 PM
I'm definitely eating and resting enough.  I'm squatting every other day.  I feel great and full of energy. 

To be honest, I'm thinking it may just be a confidence issue.  I never get to where I can't make it back up on the squat.  It's just that by the end of the 4th set, I'm thinking "There is no fucking way I have another set."  I usually do 2 or 3 of the next set and I'm pretty damn sure if I go down for the next rep I'm not coming back up.  But I mean, they should be getting easier, no?  I've been stuck at 205 for about 4 or 5 sessions now.

Squatting is the 4th thing i do in my routine.  I do bench first, then pullups, then dips and then squats followed by pushups and situps. 

Practice dumping the weight. It will do wonders for your confidence. You need to get to the point where even if you are 99% sure you won't finish the rep, you try for it anyway. The other day i literally shouted at my training buddy when he tried to rack the bar after his 3rd rep. ONE MORE!  He did it, then tried to rack again. ONE MORE! He fucking did it! It's all about confidence and going for it sometimes.

Remember, there is NOTHING bad that can happen by missing a rep if you know how to bail properly. Just sit down, and ease the bar onto the supports. The sitting down part is easy, right?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 18, 2010, 06:32:33 PM
I abhor the bench press.  I can barely do 140.
That is really weird. I can bench 250+, but squats of ~200 are still difficult for me  :-\

Squatting is the 4th thing i do in my routine.
There's your problem (one of them  :P). Do squats first because they are the hardest exercise.

seconded.

Unless you are also doing deadlifts :p
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 18, 2010, 06:36:29 PM
kestastrophe - this bench thing is out of control. Disparities like yours are pretty common. Then again, so many people cheat like crazy on the bench that I always take what people say with a huge pinch of salt. Dudes at my gym grab the bar near the collars and move it maybe 3 or 4cm each rep, or have their buddy pull the bar up for them for the last 3 reps in a set of 5. All we can do for these people is shame them with properly executed heavy deads and squats, I suppose.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Kestastrophe on February 18, 2010, 06:46:23 PM
kestastrophe - this bench thing is out of control. Disparities like yours are pretty common. Then again, so many people cheat like crazy on the bench that I always take what people say with a huge pinch of salt. Dudes at my gym grab the bar near the collars and move it maybe 3 or 4cm each rep, or have their buddy pull the bar up for them for the last 3 reps in a set of 5. All we can do for these people is shame them with properly executed heavy deads and squats, I suppose.
I do not disagree about benching being out of control. Now that I feel that I know a little bit about lifting, I don't understand all the fuss. But in highschool, that was all that any dudes did. And I still see guys at the university gym that are walking around with huge arms, doing curls and benching a truck, with tiny chicken legs  :lol. It must be a uniquely American phenomenon, something to do with compensating, etc.

I would gladly give 100 lbs from my bench to gain 50 lbs on squat
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 18, 2010, 06:55:27 PM
Superhero comics have a lot to answer for!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 18, 2010, 07:02:33 PM
Yeah, I was thinking about that.  I guess I'll try that tomorrow.

My ego is probably going to take a hit when I can't bench what I usually bench because of squatting first :'(  haha

This is where you start to figure out what is really important and what you can ditch. If you are squatting heavy, you can do bench once a week and still make steady gains. To be honest, 170lbs is still firmly in the newb gains realm so you will make gains almost no matter what kind of routine you do.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: duckman2000 on February 18, 2010, 07:56:08 PM
I abhor the bench press.  I can barely do 140.  I would rather do 1000 military presses over a single bench.

This for sure. I get enough of a chest work out in other ways so I'm just staying away from it now. I'll occasionally do the odd set of dumbbell presses to round out the work out pass, but that's about it. I can't do it well or with any decent weight, and I think I just lack the interest to get better at it.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on February 18, 2010, 08:13:59 PM
It's been a while since I flat barbell benched.  I just do DB Bench and alternate with dips :bow2
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on February 19, 2010, 10:25:50 AM
what's DB bench?

So I feel pretty good.  Last night I went to the gym, did squats first.  Broke 205 easily.  I did 210 and at the end of the 5th set I know I could have done more. 

Thanks for all the info guys. 

Cormac: Yeah, I'm going to start working on my bailout just in case.  That way I'm not winging it if it ever comes to that.

Also, even after that, I broke to 175 on bench which felt good.  So the squats didn't really take it out of me like I thought they would.  I'm sure as I load on more weights it will effect it more and more.

I felt so good after my workout that I even decided to run two miles for shits and giggles.  It was definitely a good workout.  I can fucking feel it today though... and the 2nd day is always worse :'(
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 19, 2010, 11:01:18 AM
Looks like I dropped 4 lbs. this week. I shall double my efforts!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Ganhyun on February 19, 2010, 11:16:40 AM
ShogunofFear is planning to startup P90X in the next few weeks. Wants me to do it too, but I don't think I'm ready for that yet.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on February 19, 2010, 11:22:26 AM
Looks like I dropped 4 lbs. this week. I shall double my efforts!
Goddamn you're going to be sexy in no time!

ShogunofFear is planning to startup P90X in the next few weeks. Wants me to do it too, but I don't think I'm ready for that yet.
Almost everyone I know that did P90X gave up after a couple of weeks.  I heard it's grueling as fuck.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Ganhyun on February 19, 2010, 11:47:57 AM
Looks like I dropped 4 lbs. this week. I shall double my efforts!
Goddamn you're going to be sexy in no time!

ShogunofFear is planning to startup P90X in the next few weeks. Wants me to do it too, but I don't think I'm ready for that yet.
Almost everyone I know that did P90X gave up after a couple of weeks.  I heard it's grueling as fuck.

Yea, I've heard its grueling as fuck too and a look at the wiki page just seems to confirm it.  I'd rather start off with the previous version, the Power 90, to be honest.

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on February 19, 2010, 12:34:55 PM
Looks like I dropped 4 lbs. this week. I shall double my efforts!
Goddamn you're going to be sexy in no time!

ShogunofFear is planning to startup P90X in the next few weeks. Wants me to do it too, but I don't think I'm ready for that yet.
Almost everyone I know that did P90X gave up after a couple of weeks.  I heard it's grueling as fuck.

Yea, I've heard its grueling as fuck too and a look at the wiki page just seems to confirm it.  I'd rather start off with the previous version, the Power 90, to be honest.
do it and let us know how it goes!

Lunch today was great.  Chicken Florentine (chicken breast, spinach, tomato, red peppers, some sauce shit in a flatbread) with some mashed potatoes, fruit and a yogurt parfait.  Goddamn.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 19, 2010, 02:46:19 PM
DB bench - benching with 2 dumbells.

Not something I do myself, but DBs are in many ways superior to barbells because of the increased stabilization requirements. Plus, it's waaaay easier to bail on the bench with DBs - just drop them to the side. You'll probably find you need significantly less weight with DBs than with a bar.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on February 19, 2010, 02:57:08 PM
I might try that.  I avoid dumbells usually because of all the people that focus on them.  That area of the gym is ALWAYS full.  And it's a bunch of tiny dudes with huge arms staring at themselves in the mirror for 90% of the time.  They do one set and stare at themselves for 20 minutes
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: duckman2000 on February 19, 2010, 02:58:20 PM
DB bench - benching with 2 dumbells.

Not something I do myself, but DBs are in many ways superior to barbells because of the increased stabilization requirements. Plus, it's waaaay easier to bail on the bench with DBs - just drop them to the side. You'll probably find you need significantly less weight with DBs than with a bar.


You get a greater range as well. There's no bar stopping your downward range. You can also do perfectly straight presses, or curved ones, or a bastard blend of presses/flyes/whatever.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 19, 2010, 02:59:51 PM
I might try that.  I avoid dumbells usually because of all the people that focus on them.  That area of the gym is ALWAYS full.  And it's a bunch of tiny dudes with huge arms staring at themselves in the mirror for 90% of the time.  They do one set and stare at themselves for 20 minutes

That's our T EXP for ya! (oh god don't kill me)

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 19, 2010, 03:03:28 PM
A story from a co-worker, who did a kettlebell intro class at his gym (apparently these are all the rage). One of the women in his class insisted on using a 2 pood kettlebell (32kg) which is pretty insane to begin with. She then proceeded to knock herself out with it. She's lucky she just winged herself - if she'd dropped it square on, her head would have exploded like a pumpkin.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on February 19, 2010, 03:05:08 PM
hahahahaha

the only guys in the gym that really bug me are the teenage kids walking around like they're hot shit.  I hope I wasn't that big of a douche in high school.  There's this fat kid that's always there the same time as me and sometimes he's with his friends.  They're 3 white kids in a rich neighborhood and they always have an ipod listening to tupac.  Then they get on guided bench/squat machines (don't know what they're actually called.  are those smith machines?) and bench 80 pounds and grunt a lot.  then they're doing bicep curls and they're lifting so much (20's) that when they're done they can't even hold on, they have to drop it to the ground instead of laying it down.  Fucking christ, I hate them so much.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on February 19, 2010, 03:07:29 PM
A story from a co-worker, who did a kettlebell intro class at his gym (apparently these are all the rage). One of the women in his class insisted on using a 2 pood kettlebell (32kg) which is pretty insane to begin with. She then proceeded to knock herself out with it. She's lucky she just winged herself - if she'd dropped it square on, her head would have exploded like a pumpkin.
hahahahaha

I saw a lady get punched in the "kickboxing" class.  she got all out of sync.  and when they were told to move forward and jab.  She turned around to jab and got nailed in the face.  It was awesome.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Ganhyun on February 19, 2010, 03:09:10 PM
the guided bench/squat machines, while easier than normal bench/squats, help improve form in most cases.  I still use them occasionally to keep my form in good shape and if there are no open spots when im working out.

I'll eventually man-up and post a couple of pics for u guys to laugh at.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Ganhyun on February 19, 2010, 03:10:34 PM
A story from a co-worker, who did a kettlebell intro class at his gym (apparently these are all the rage). One of the women in his class insisted on using a 2 pood kettlebell (32kg) which is pretty insane to begin with. She then proceeded to knock herself out with it. She's lucky she just winged herself - if she'd dropped it square on, her head would have exploded like a pumpkin.
hahahahaha

I saw a lady get punched in the "kickboxing" class.  she got all out of sync.  and when they were told to move forward and jab.  She turned around to jab and got nailed in the face.  It was awesome.

True story, Fear, in our gym's version of that, actually almost full steam kicked a woman in the face because she was out of sync. Would have been a Shawn Michaels superkick style on too. His foot was like centimeters from her face.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on February 19, 2010, 03:11:45 PM
well if form was what they were worrying about, i don't think they'd be grunting like crazy and getting up and going "yeah!  urghhhhhhh"

i hate them so much.  so much.

the fat one sits in the mirror and flexes all the time.  he has all the definition of a bag of playdough.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 19, 2010, 03:12:13 PM
They're irritating ME.

I swear to God, Japanese males must be the weakest creatures on the planet. I know there are a few who break the mold but my god, when you see someone SITTING DOWN to do curls with a DB that looks like a ballpoint pen with cock rings at either end, you just want to slap them silly. We only have a few grunters though, mostly Americans. I mean, sometimes grunting is inevitable when finishing a hard rep...but not every damn rep with a 10kg curl bar with no weight on it.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on February 19, 2010, 03:13:04 PM
A story from a co-worker, who did a kettlebell intro class at his gym (apparently these are all the rage). One of the women in his class insisted on using a 2 pood kettlebell (32kg) which is pretty insane to begin with. She then proceeded to knock herself out with it. She's lucky she just winged herself - if she'd dropped it square on, her head would have exploded like a pumpkin.
hahahahaha

I saw a lady get punched in the "kickboxing" class.  she got all out of sync.  and when they were told to move forward and jab.  She turned around to jab and got nailed in the face.  It was awesome.

True story, Fear, in our gym's version of that, actually almost full steam kicked a woman in the face because she was out of sync. Would have been a Shawn Michaels superkick style on too. His foot was like centimeters from her face.
hahahahahaha

my wife goes to those classes.  i went once and couldn't take it.  i felt distinguished mentally-challenged (and there was only one other dude and he was obviously gay and there with his girlfriends).  but sometimes I watch because people either look so ridiculous or come so close to getting hit.  plus some hot chicks do it :drool
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 19, 2010, 03:14:05 PM
the guided bench/squat machines, while easier than normal bench/squats, help improve form in most cases.  I still use them occasionally to keep my form in good shape and if there are no open spots when im working out.

I'll eventually man-up and post a couple of pics for u guys to laugh at.


Sadly, they don't because they make you move in a very different way from if you were doing a real squat. Never use them, never. You don't want to make Draft angry.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on February 19, 2010, 03:15:33 PM
They're irritating ME.

I swear to God, Japanese males must be the weakest creatures on the planet. I know there are a few who break the mold but my god, when you see someone SITTING DOWN to do curls with a DB that looks like a ballpoint pen with cock rings at either end, you just want to slap them silly. We only have a few grunters though, mostly Americans. I mean, sometimes grunting is inevitable when finishing a hard rep...but not every damn rep with a 10kg curl bar with no weight on it.
:rofl :rofl

Yeah, I grunt usually on my last rep sometimes but I don't do it obnoxiously.  Just when it's getting really rough.

How about the huge roided out guy who makes enough noise to get everyones attention and never gets through the full range of motion?  Then he stands by the machine so that everyone knows "that guy is squatting a ton!"
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Ganhyun on February 19, 2010, 03:15:56 PM
the guided bench/squat machines, while easier than normal bench/squats, help improve form in most cases.  I still use them occasionally to keep my form in good shape and if there are no open spots when im working out.

I'll eventually man-up and post a couple of pics for u guys to laugh at.


Sadly, they don't because they make you move in a very different way from if you were doing a real squat. Never use them, never. You don't want to make Draft angry.

:(  :'(
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 19, 2010, 03:16:59 PM
Hey, they're not completely useless - they're very handy for pull-ups. And yes, they're called Smith machines.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on February 19, 2010, 03:19:18 PM
I always see a bunch of guys using the smith machines for bench but doing very little weight and literally throwing it in the air and catching it, coming down and on the way up throwing it up again.

Are they just having fun?  Doing it because it looks 'cool'?  or is that actually some sort of exercise?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Ganhyun on February 19, 2010, 03:20:15 PM
They're irritating ME.

I swear to God, Japanese males must be the weakest creatures on the planet. I know there are a few who break the mold but my god, when you see someone SITTING DOWN to do curls with a DB that looks like a ballpoint pen with cock rings at either end, you just want to slap them silly. We only have a few grunters though, mostly Americans. I mean, sometimes grunting is inevitable when finishing a hard rep...but not every damn rep with a 10kg curl bar with no weight on it.
:rofl :rofl

Yeah, I grunt usually on my last rep sometimes but I don't do it obnoxiously.  Just when it's getting really rough.

How about the huge roided out guy who makes enough noise to get everyones attention and never gets through the full range of motion?  Then he stands by the machine so that everyone knows "that guy is squatting a ton!"


OMG,  we had one of those in the gym I go to. Guy actually showed up in what amounted to a speedo and muscle-t to work out in. A bunch of people complained.

Gym manager goes over: Sir, that is inappropriate.

Guy: What? my shirt?

manager: no, that *points at guy's crotch* is inappropriate. I'm gonna have to ask you to change sir. We have several complaints.

guy: fuck off

manager: sir, if you wont change we will have you escorted out.

guy leaves in a huff. tries to come back in same outfit 3 days later. is promptly refused entrance to the gym.

there is a dress code at the gym that disallows that (since there isnt a pool at this gym) but the guy kept ignoring it.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 19, 2010, 03:21:50 PM
I always see a bunch of guys using the smith machines for bench but doing very little weight and literally throwing it in the air and catching it, coming down and on the way up throwing it up again.

Are they just having fun?  Doing it because it looks 'cool'?  or is that actually some sort of exercise?

No they're just gigantic pussies. If they want to throw something, give them a kettlebell and hasten their departure from the gene pool.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Ganhyun on February 19, 2010, 03:22:10 PM
I always see a bunch of guys using the smith machines for bench but doing very little weight and literally throwing it in the air and catching it, coming down and on the way up throwing it up again.

Are they just having fun?  Doing it because it looks 'cool'?  or is that actually some sort of exercise?

I'd say for fun and to goof off. Don't see any legit use for throwing it up like that.

Oh, Cormac, did I mention that the squat machine I used starts u off at 80 pounds and u add weights to each side as needed? I'm sorry I'm just hoping it isnt totally worthless.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: duckman2000 on February 19, 2010, 03:22:13 PM
I rarely grunt, but I do swear. A lot, and in several languages. Depends on the exercise of course, but I don't think I've completed a deadlift session post-200lbs without following up with a long explanation of the utter fuckness of it. It's probably good that we never signed up for the YMCA gym.

Then he stands by the machine so that everyone knows "that guy is squatting a ton!"

There's a dude in the clubhouse gym, he's real short, scrawny yet curiously tubby, and whenever he leaves a machine he sets the weight to the max. I had my suspicions about it, and confirmed it. Sort of weird, seeing as how there were no chicks around, and no one waiting for the machine.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on February 19, 2010, 03:23:58 PM
They're irritating ME.

I swear to God, Japanese males must be the weakest creatures on the planet. I know there are a few who break the mold but my god, when you see someone SITTING DOWN to do curls with a DB that looks like a ballpoint pen with cock rings at either end, you just want to slap them silly. We only have a few grunters though, mostly Americans. I mean, sometimes grunting is inevitable when finishing a hard rep...but not every damn rep with a 10kg curl bar with no weight on it.
:rofl :rofl

Yeah, I grunt usually on my last rep sometimes but I don't do it obnoxiously.  Just when it's getting really rough.

How about the huge roided out guy who makes enough noise to get everyones attention and never gets through the full range of motion?  Then he stands by the machine so that everyone knows "that guy is squatting a ton!"


OMG,  we had one of those in the gym I go to. Guy actually showed up in what amounted to a speedo and muscle-t to work out in. A bunch of people complained.

Gym manager goes over: Sir, that is inappropriate.

Guy: What? my shirt?

manager: no, that *points at guy's crotch* is inappropriate. I'm gonna have to ask you to change sir. We have several complaints.

guy: fuck off

manager: sir, if you wont change we will have you escorted out.

guy leaves in a huff. tries to come back in same outfit 3 days later. is promptly refused entrance to the gym.

there is a dress code at the gym that disallows that (since there isnt a pool at this gym) but the guy kept ignoring it.
:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 19, 2010, 03:24:03 PM
They're irritating ME.

I swear to God, Japanese males must be the weakest creatures on the planet. I know there are a few who break the mold but my god, when you see someone SITTING DOWN to do curls with a DB that looks like a ballpoint pen with cock rings at either end, you just want to slap them silly. We only have a few grunters though, mostly Americans. I mean, sometimes grunting is inevitable when finishing a hard rep...but not every damn rep with a 10kg curl bar with no weight on it.
:rofl :rofl

Yeah, I grunt usually on my last rep sometimes but I don't do it obnoxiously.  Just when it's getting really rough.

How about the huge roided out guy who makes enough noise to get everyones attention and never gets through the full range of motion?  Then he stands by the machine so that everyone knows "that guy is squatting a ton!"

Dunno about this one Mups - sounds like you just can't take your eyes of his dreamy pecs and tight butt.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 19, 2010, 03:25:23 PM
btw it's 5.30 am in Japan and I can't sleep
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on February 19, 2010, 03:27:03 PM
I always see a bunch of guys using the smith machines for bench but doing very little weight and literally throwing it in the air and catching it, coming down and on the way up throwing it up again.

Are they just having fun?  Doing it because it looks 'cool'?  or is that actually some sort of exercise?

No they're just gigantic pussies. If they want to throw something, give them a kettlebell and hasten their departure from the gene pool.
:lol  I never understood it.  And I always see a few people a week doing it.  I think uninformed people have seen other people doing it and it seems like a good idea to them.

I rarely grunt, but I do swear. A lot. Depends on the exercise of course, but I don't think I've completed a deadlift session post-200lbs without following up with a long explanation of the utter fuckness of it. It's probably good that we never signed up for the YMCA gym.
hahahahaha

I don't swear because I try not to talk.  Just exhale firmly and try not to spit too much.

They're irritating ME.

I swear to God, Japanese males must be the weakest creatures on the planet. I know there are a few who break the mold but my god, when you see someone SITTING DOWN to do curls with a DB that looks like a ballpoint pen with cock rings at either end, you just want to slap them silly. We only have a few grunters though, mostly Americans. I mean, sometimes grunting is inevitable when finishing a hard rep...but not every damn rep with a 10kg curl bar with no weight on it.
:rofl :rofl

Yeah, I grunt usually on my last rep sometimes but I don't do it obnoxiously.  Just when it's getting really rough.

How about the huge roided out guy who makes enough noise to get everyones attention and never gets through the full range of motion?  Then he stands by the machine so that everyone knows "that guy is squatting a ton!"

Dunno about this one Mups - sounds like you just can't take your eyes of his dreamy pecs and tight butt.
:teehee

If he didn't make such a racket, I wouldn't be so inclined to rape him with my eyes!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on February 19, 2010, 03:27:16 PM
btw it's 5.30 am in Japan and I can't sleep
sounds like it's time to hit the gym!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 19, 2010, 03:28:33 PM
i could just beat off again and try to get back to sleep
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Ganhyun on February 19, 2010, 03:29:10 PM
btw it's 5.30 am in Japan and I can't sleep
sounds like it's time to hit the gym!

This.

i could just beat off again and try to get back to sleep

of course this works too.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: duckman2000 on February 19, 2010, 03:29:20 PM
I always see a bunch of guys using the smith machines for bench but doing very little weight and literally throwing it in the air and catching it, coming down and on the way up throwing it up again.

Technically that would be a plyometric exercise, but it seems sort of daft. Why not just do explosive push ups? You should ask them that, and also ask them to demonstrate such push ups.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 19, 2010, 03:29:26 PM
*loud snoring*
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on February 19, 2010, 03:29:35 PM
wake your wife up!  get some cardio and it will help you fall asleep.  it's saturday there right?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on February 19, 2010, 03:31:22 PM
I always see a bunch of guys using the smith machines for bench but doing very little weight and literally throwing it in the air and catching it, coming down and on the way up throwing it up again.

Technically that would be a plyometric exercise, but it seems sort of daft. Why not just do explosive push ups? You should ask them that, and also ask them to demonstrate such push ups.
hahaha

the last time I asked a guy about what he was doing, he was so hopped up on testosterone that he took offensive and thought I was criticizing his routine.  I just had no idea what the fuck he was doing and was genuinely interested!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 19, 2010, 03:32:13 PM
Saturday morning, yes. Yeah, why not. You never know your luck. alright, later folks.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Ganhyun on February 19, 2010, 03:32:58 PM
coolest thing about my gym is the 68 year old trainer who is as strong or stronger than most of the roided up body builders and beats 18-20 yr olds in bodybuilding competitions.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on February 19, 2010, 03:35:46 PM
Saturday morning, yes. Yeah, why not. You never know your luck. alright, later folks.
later!

coolest thing about my gym is the 68 year old trainer who is as strong or stronger than most of the roided up body builders and beats 18-20 yr olds in bodybuilding competitions.
hahaha

The coolest thing about my gym is all the fucking milfs and hot girlfriends who come just to watch their roided out boyfriends lift.  These women don't do any exercise themselves, but they're still wearing tight ass spandex.  Fuck man.

worst thing?  all the old dudes letting their shit hang out everywhere in the locker room.  especially when they start talking to you all excited and you know that if you move your eyeballs a centimeter south a wiggling worm is bouncing around like it took a bump of meth down there.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Ganhyun on February 19, 2010, 03:47:03 PM
Saturday morning, yes. Yeah, why not. You never know your luck. alright, later folks.
later!

coolest thing about my gym is the 68 year old trainer who is as strong or stronger than most of the roided up body builders and beats 18-20 yr olds in bodybuilding competitions.
hahaha

The coolest thing about my gym is all the fucking milfs and hot girlfriends who come just to watch their roided out boyfriends lift.  These women don't do any exercise themselves, but they're still wearing tight ass spandex.  Fuck man.

worst thing?  all the old dudes letting their shit hang out everywhere in the locker room.  especially when they start talking to you all excited and you know that if you move your eyeballs a centimeter south a wiggling worm is bouncing around like it took a bump of meth down there.

lol we have that here too sadly. I've learned the best times to go to avoid the old people though. We have a few hot milfs and such that do some of the classes too, but not alot right now sadly.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: duckman2000 on February 19, 2010, 04:08:47 PM
especially when they start talking to you all excited and you know that if you move your eyeballs a centimeter south a wiggling worm is bouncing around like it took a bump of meth down there.

+ 1 for working out at home. The only excited naked dude I'm likely to meet in the shower is myself, and I already try to seduce myself in the mirror post-workout anyway.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on February 20, 2010, 10:34:15 AM
So last night I hit the gym again because of some anger issues. I moved up to 185 on bench and 215 on squat. But I had to bail on the last Rep of bench. I barely made it onto the lower rest things!  That shit was kinda scary. I should have known better
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: archie4208 on February 20, 2010, 12:32:59 PM
260 has been defeated. :rock  But I think I will redo it again Monday since the last two sets were very sloppy.  Also, I got very nervous as I was heading to the doors at the Y.  I was ready to head back to the car and go home.  Squats instill fear in the hearts of men. :lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 21, 2010, 12:25:58 AM
Forgive me father Cormacaroni, for I have sinned: I purchased and ate an entire personal pan pizza from Pizza Hut.

The only thing I can say for myself is that I did my daily 41 minutes of cardio, two sets of crunches and dumbbell curls. Even with the pizza, that really only puts me at 1,500 calories for the day.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: demi on February 21, 2010, 12:26:32 AM
 8)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 21, 2010, 12:29:54 AM
I feel as if I'm in a fight with demi for your very soul, Willco.

Then again, I made pizza for the fam last night, and will be having leftovers today 8)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 21, 2010, 12:32:15 AM
Like I said, I only consumed 800 calories for the day prior to the pizza! That's worth something, right? :-\

It's pretty mind boggling that a personal pan pizza accounts for almost half my calories for the day. It really puts things in perspective. I just wish I had not eaten it so late - there was no time for dinner in between working out and going to the movies. By the time I was out, Pizza Hut was the only thing open.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on February 21, 2010, 12:46:24 AM
There are some foods that can account for your entire calories for the day!

I had a large blizzard from dairy queen with cookie dough and oreos.  mmmmmm  my special treat for the week.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 21, 2010, 02:04:04 AM
Like I said, I only consumed 800 calories for the day prior to the pizza! That's worth something, right? :-\

It's pretty mind boggling that a personal pan pizza accounts for almost half my calories for the day. It really puts things in perspective. I just wish I had not eaten it so late - there was no time for dinner in between working out and going to the movies. By the time I was out, Pizza Hut was the only thing open.

Don't get so caught up in calories, Willco. The digestive system is more complex than that, as you're already discovering (when you expected to lose weight that time but didn't). You need to consider insulin response just as much as the calorie figures.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on February 21, 2010, 10:05:52 AM
800 calories total for a day?

I see a big plateau coming up here.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: archie4208 on February 21, 2010, 10:09:06 AM
It sounds like he had 800 calories before the pizza.  Don't fret, Willco.  A cheat meal every week is good to help keep yourself motivated.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on February 21, 2010, 10:11:59 AM
It sounds like he had 800 calories before the pizza.  Don't fret, Willco.  A cheat meal every week is good to help keep yourself motivated.

Yeah, after reading it again, that sounds right.  Thanks for pointing that out.

Speaking of which, I had a cheat day yesterday.  I had the Bacon and Blue burger from Wendy's and omg...

I should learn to cook so I can make better cheat meals than to hit up Wendy's.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 21, 2010, 11:54:02 AM
Yeah, that was before the pizza. I topped out at 1,500 for yesterday.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: archie4208 on February 21, 2010, 12:31:51 PM
Yeah, that was before the pizza. I topped out at 1,500 for yesterday.

That's all?  :wag

Don't cut your calories short because you had an unplanned cheat meal.  Just accept you made a mistake and move on.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 21, 2010, 01:03:59 PM
I honestly didn't!

I had a bowl of oatmeal for breakfast, some grilled chicken strips and pikefish for lunch (with half a cup of greek yogurt), a Kashi protein/fiber bar in the afternoon and then the pizza later that night. I would have eaten earlier, but I had to race to the movies after I worked out.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Draft on February 21, 2010, 02:27:08 PM
Forgive me father Cormacaroni, for I have sinned: I purchased and ate an entire personal pan pizza from Pizza Hut.

The only thing I can say for myself is that I did my daily 41 minutes of cardio, two sets of crunches and dumbbell curls. Even with the pizza, that really only puts me at 1,500 calories for the day.
What do you mean, even with the pizza? Are you offsetting your total calorie intake with whatever calories were "burned" during exercise?

If so, don't do that. It doesn't work that way. Whatever you eat, that's your calorie count.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: duckman2000 on February 21, 2010, 04:26:19 PM
I don't get this, though. Are you straight up counting calories, as in all sources being the same and the number being the most crucial thing, or do you actually separate the values depending on the source? I've seen some people do the former, and that's never made much sense to me.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 21, 2010, 04:30:35 PM
How would I separate calories? Calories are calories.

If you're talking about monitoring how much protein, fat and carbs I eat, I do that as well.

... No, Draft, I ate 1,500 calories. The end.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: duckman2000 on February 21, 2010, 04:47:25 PM
I see some people look at calorie count first and product content second (if at all), that's what I'm talking about. So they basically rob themselves of energy indiscriminately. The only situation I can think of where that would be a good idea would be if some dude wants to do absolutely nothing and not turn tubby.

In other news, the gremlin has finally made herself useful. Feels pretty stupid doing push-ups with a kid on your back, but that's an added 40lbs of resistance.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 21, 2010, 05:25:32 PM
The number matters the most to me, because honestly, if you keep things relatively low calorie, that means you are keeping things low fat and low carb. It's not like you can really go crazy eating sweets and red meat and stuff while counting your calories.

I mean, there are times when a lot of calories in something is somewhat good for you. Like I use a tbsp of extra light olive oil with some dishes. That alone is 120 calories, but the nutritional content is stuff my body can use.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Draft on February 21, 2010, 06:13:21 PM
I only ask because some cat in the GAF fitness thread was talking about counting calories, and he was saying stuff like, for the week he'd be at 2,000 a day if you offset what he ate with what he burned off doing cardio, and I was like bro, you are eating in excess of your maintenance level by like... hundreds of calories.

Anyway you should eat more than 1500 calories a day and also eat more fat.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 21, 2010, 06:15:51 PM
I try. I just eat when I'm hungry 'till I'm full.

And to be fair to that guy, I know plenty of people that use calories burned to offset calories taken in. You can calculate how many calories your body actually needs, and if exercise in excess of that, the calories burned do count.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Draft on February 21, 2010, 06:17:14 PM
That's pussy talk. Eat with a purpose.

Edit: No, it never counts. Never. What you eat, you eat. You don't get to cram 3 thousand calories a day and the feel good about yourself because the elliptical machine says you burned off 1k. The machine is stupid.

The only control you have over calories is what goes in. What goes out... who can say.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 21, 2010, 06:43:30 PM
You can calculate how many calories you burned, though. It's not magic.

I'm not saying you should necessarily trust what any piece of cardio equipment says, because those are rarely accurate - but technology now exists that can tell you how much you burned.

So yes, if you eat 3,000 calories and you offset that by burning 1,000 - you're in good shape.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Draft on February 21, 2010, 06:51:37 PM
Good luck with this calorie counting "technology."
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: duckman2000 on February 21, 2010, 07:26:45 PM
Alright, fresh question. With a "routine" that involves squats, what the hell does one do to avoid getting a damned bubble butt? Right now it's still squarely in the aging pornstar territory, but I can tell where this is heading.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Draft on February 21, 2010, 07:31:53 PM
Why would you not want a firm, round behind?

Front squats and high bar squats engage the quads more and the butt/hamstrings less. Just do front squats.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 21, 2010, 08:21:56 PM
Alright, fresh question. With a "routine" that involves squats, what the hell does one do to avoid getting a damned bubble butt? Right now it's still squarely in the aging pornstar territory, but I can tell where this is heading.

Yeah, I need to do something about these rippling biceps, oaken shoulders, washboard stomach and steely thighs as well :gloomy
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: duckman2000 on February 21, 2010, 08:26:04 PM
Firm and round is fine, I just don't want a freakish balloon rump

Yeah, I need to do something about these rippling biceps, oaken shoulders, washboard stomach and steely thighs as well :gloomy

Truth be told, I think the wife is getting mildly tired of me complaining about my frame becoming just a bit too beautiful. Also, comments like "my beautiful legs sure do hurt from all that heavy liftin'!" seem to inspire less chuckles with each repetition. All this beauty puts a strain on my act.  :gloomy
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 21, 2010, 08:26:51 PM
Well, when you get there...stop squatting for a while.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Draft on February 21, 2010, 08:33:44 PM
Firm and round is fine, I just don't want a freakish balloon rump

Yeah, I need to do something about these rippling biceps, oaken shoulders, washboard stomach and steely thighs as well :gloomy

Truth be told, I think the wife is getting mildly tired of me complaining about my frame becoming just a bit too beautiful. Also, comments like "my beautiful legs sure do hurt from all that heavy liftin'!" seem to inspire less chuckles with each repetition. All this beauty puts a strain on my act.  :gloomy

Listen to yourself. You're like one of these women afraid to touch a barbell because they'll "blow up."

You won't get a huge, powerful ass unless you squat heavy and eat like crazy. Unless you are one of those sons of bitches who get swole if they glance at dumb bell. In which case, God damn you.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: archie4208 on February 21, 2010, 08:35:51 PM
duckman just wants to "tone up" :teehee
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: duckman2000 on February 21, 2010, 08:38:36 PM
Hey, I'm quite happy with what I have right now. Although if I would change anything, I'd probably cut down a bit on the eating because the mid section has gotten out of control as of late.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 21, 2010, 08:40:26 PM
He's always pretty vague, but he usually implies that he's pretty huge already. In which case, it may well be a legitimate concern. If you don't need to be any stronger, why get bigger?

But the answer is still the same: once you get to that point, just ease off for a while and work on something else. Get good at running or rowing and watch that muscle melt away!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: duckman2000 on February 21, 2010, 08:51:06 PM
I'm thinking things will get under control once I get more naturally active, which has sort of been the whole point of getting into lifting weights in the first place. I think the more time I spend specifically working out (aka simulation), the more I focus on stupid shit like uneven muscletudiness and a protruding butt.   :gloomy
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 21, 2010, 09:19:52 PM
Peeked at the scale today. We're are at 40 lbs. of weight loss in two months.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: duckman2000 on February 21, 2010, 09:21:50 PM
That's crazy
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 21, 2010, 09:25:20 PM
Take a bow, Willco. :rock

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 21, 2010, 09:38:20 PM
Thanks, guys. That still puts me at only 335 lbs., so I still have a long way to go.

Went to breakfast today, and a family friend commented on the weight loss without any prodding. Felt good. :rock
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 21, 2010, 09:39:38 PM
Bet you secretly wanted him to prod you though  :-*
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 21, 2010, 09:39:47 PM
 :-*
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: archie4208 on February 21, 2010, 09:51:17 PM
Peeked at the scale today. We're are at 40 lbs. of weight loss in two months.

That's insane.  Keep up the good work. :rock :rock :rock
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on February 21, 2010, 10:24:06 PM
Hell yeah, will!  Good job man. It only gets better when everyone mentions it. Its been over a year since I lost 60 pounds and people still ask me how I lost all the weight. Keep it up.

On the flipside, I weighed myself today. I gained about 10 lbs in muscle mass and I have still managed to cut fat. Especially around my abs. Feels good man
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on February 21, 2010, 10:30:07 PM
Oh and im also up to 63 pushups in 3 sets. When I started I was only able to do about 25. That was about two weeks ago? 

And I'm up to 144 situps in 3 sets. When I started it was like 35. Sad.

My goal is 300 situps and 90 pushups.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 21, 2010, 10:36:55 PM
Mups - are you ready to start deadlifting yet? I'm thinking maybe yes.

Try removing one day's worth of bench and do a couple sets of 5 deadlifts, just working up to a weight you can manage while still keeping a straight back. I guarantee this will do more for you than the day of bench.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on February 21, 2010, 10:41:41 PM
Gs: ill move my goal up. Just thats my current. I want to see how fast I can get there.

Cormac: should I start with just the bar?  That's how I started with squat.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 21, 2010, 10:44:03 PM
Yeah, although you kind of need something to get it up to the right height. If your gym has any wooden plates, this would be the time to use them. Failing that, just put it on the supports in a squat cage.

Once you do them, you will never need to ask *why* you need to do them.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Flannel Boy on February 21, 2010, 10:49:10 PM
I've gained 15 pounds in the last three weeks.

Woot?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on February 21, 2010, 10:52:33 PM
Getting some money my way. Putting $100 of it into footwear. I'm thinking of either getting a pair of Nike Free's or Vibram Five Fingers. If neither of those, some traditional running sneakers. I think I'm really going to hit some crossfit regimen and stick with it (instead of purely running). The Vibrams look very interesting in that regard.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 21, 2010, 10:57:48 PM
Getting some money my way. Putting $100 of it into footwear. I'm thinking of either getting a pair of Nike Free's or Vibram Five Fingers. If neither of those, some traditional running sneakers. I think I'm really going to hit some crossfit regimen and stick with it (instead of purely running). The Vibrams look very interesting in that regard.

Not many Crossfitters actually do their workouts in Vibrams, I think. Many people wear them for running or recreational sports/outdoor stuff but there's no real benefit to wearing them indoors while lifting weights or doing sit-ups or whatever.  I have 4 different kinds of footwear at my desk at work that I can take to the gym depending on what I'm doing, but to be honest, for most stuff you can just go barefoot if your gym will let you.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: duckman2000 on February 21, 2010, 10:59:38 PM
I think you can safely throw a few plates on the bar for the first deadlifts, seems like it would be almost too light to get started with just the bar. Whatever works, though.

Cormac, how do those vibram things work anyway? The toes are individual, I get that, but it seems like a real tight mold would limit it to a very narrow foot and toe shape. Is the material very flexible? I'd imagine those would be great if I picked up free running again.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on February 21, 2010, 11:02:42 PM
Getting some money my way. Putting $100 of it into footwear. I'm thinking of either getting a pair of Nike Free's or Vibram Five Fingers. If neither of those, some traditional running sneakers. I think I'm really going to hit some crossfit regimen and stick with it (instead of purely running). The Vibrams look very interesting in that regard.

Not many Crossfitters actually do their workouts in Vibrams, I think. Many people wear them for running or recreational sports/outdoor stuff but there's no real benefit to wearing them indoors while lifting weights or doing sit-ups or whatever.  I have 4 different kinds of footwear at my desk at work that I can take to the gym depending on what I'm doing, but to be honest, for most stuff you can just go barefoot if your gym will let you.

Yeah, I can see them not adding anything to stationary workouts in the gym. I do have one thing in mind though and it involves mainly running stairs and mixing in calisthenics and other days doing burpees. I would like to use the Nike Free for this but I've been told that they don't really hold up well to lots of lateral movement (will jack the seaming up since they're good for only forward motion).

Cormac, how do those vibram things work anyway? The toes are individual, I get that, but it seems like a real tight mold would limit it to a very narrow foot and toe shape. Is the material very flexible? I'd imagine those would be great if I picked up free running again.

Cormac could probably give a better opinion on them but from what I've read and seen, they look to allow near barefooted movement (along with the benefits and dangers). They mainly just protect the soles of your feet with tough flexible material.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: duckman2000 on February 21, 2010, 11:11:39 PM
It just occurred to me that I've only been doing deads for like 6 months. I guess people weren't so full of shit when they said that the weight, and the strength to pull it off, would increase rapidly.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: brawndolicious on February 21, 2010, 11:35:25 PM
I only ask because some cat in the GAF fitness thread was talking about counting calories, and he was saying stuff like, for the week he'd be at 2,000 a day if you offset what he ate with what he burned off doing cardio, and I was like bro, you are eating in excess of your maintenance level by like... hundreds of calories.

Anyway you should eat more than 1500 calories a day and also eat more fat.
The average person would need a little under 2,000 Calories a day just to satisfy their basal metabolic rate (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Basal_metabolic_rate), or else their body would not be getting enough energy to do basic processes and would start storing fat.  If the guy is actually doing an hour a day or something on an elliptical machine, then he would actually need probably around 3,000 calories to stay fit.  In fact, if he burns around 2,000 Calories  (which is only really only a threat during marathons) then he would get to "the wall" (http://www.runningplanet.com/training/marathon-wall-how-to-beat-it.html) where his body has no more glycogen left and if he has enough endurance/training, then his body would start burning the fat directly.

But it's safe to say that you should eat more than 2,000 calories on days that you do a decent amount of cardio.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on February 21, 2010, 11:56:46 PM
I guess ill start with 35s. No wooden plates. Should I do deads and squats on the same day?  What muscles do deads specifically work? 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 21, 2010, 11:57:58 PM
I think you can safely throw a few plates on the bar for the first deadlifts, seems like it would be almost too light to get started with just the bar. Whatever works, though.

Cormac, how do those vibram things work anyway? The toes are individual, I get that, but it seems like a real tight mold would limit it to a very narrow foot and toe shape. Is the material very flexible? I'd imagine those would be great if I picked up free running again.

Ideally, your foot should gradually change shape over time. I've already noticed more dexterity in my little toes. I'd imagine most people won't have the exact right shape for the Vibrams, since they're (at this point) one-size-fits-all. But it matters less than you'd expect. You DO have to be very careful with the sizing - measure your feet from heel to toe and order THAT size, not your regular shoe size.

Some nice pics to illustrate the splaying that occurs naturally when you are barefoot, plus a write-up:
http://www.fourhourworkweek.com/blog/2009/05/07/vibram-five-fingers-shoes/

It basically feels like being barefoot, but with a measure of protection. I call them Hobbit Feet, without the hair.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 21, 2010, 11:59:41 PM
I guess ill start with 35s. No wooden plates. Should I do deads and squats on the same day?  What muscles do deads specifically work? 

What DON'T they work is a better question. Legs, back, core, forearms. Not to mention your jaw muscles - shattering a molar or two is a risk ;)
Like I said, do them once right and you'll never ask that question again.

yes, you can do them same day as squats, but make sure you get plenty of rest in between if you do. It's a serious workout. Mark Rippetoe's program only has you do one set of 5 deadlifts once per week, compared to 3 days of 3x5 squats. Yes, they're THAT hard to recover from.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: duckman2000 on February 22, 2010, 12:04:36 AM
Oh yeah, my forearms are definitely being affected by the deadlifts, not to mention the one-two punch of deads and increased pull-ups. Going to go all Popeye if it keeps up, but at least no accursed lid will stand between me and marmalade any time soon.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on February 22, 2010, 12:09:52 AM
Well I will let you guys know how I feel after my workout tomorrow. Im expecting it to be rough.   I'm excited though.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 22, 2010, 12:12:50 AM
Cormac's Guide to the Deadlift

1) shins to bar
2) hook grip (wrap thumb around barbell, then close fingers over thumb)
3) raise chest
4) pull like your mom is stuck under a burning truck
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on February 22, 2010, 12:38:39 AM
Hahaha. I have kinda been weary of it because I don't want to fuck myself with bad form. I'm going to see if my wife will maybe take a video to get some opinions
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 22, 2010, 12:51:41 AM
I figure you've done enough heavy-ish squatting by now to appreciate the importance of good form. By all means, send us video! Don't forget to wear spandex  :-*
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 22, 2010, 06:57:54 AM
It just occurred to me that I've only been doing deads for like 6 months. I guess people weren't so full of shit when they said that the weight, and the strength to pull it off, would increase rapidly.

By "people", I assume you mean moi  :-*
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on February 22, 2010, 10:10:48 AM
I figure you've done enough heavy-ish squatting by now to appreciate the importance of good form. By all means, send us video! Don't forget to wear spandex  :-*
:o  I think my wife would be jealous ;)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on February 22, 2010, 04:31:24 PM
One thing I've noticed since I started lifting...

I'm hornier than fucking ever.  I get a hard on so goddamn easily.  My wife asked me today what has been going on because she said it's like it never goes away now.  I can only attribute it to lifting really.  I mean, I've always been a pretty horny guy, but this is fucking ridiculous.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 22, 2010, 04:40:37 PM
I assume it's because lifting with hot, sweaty dudes makes you really horny.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on February 22, 2010, 04:57:41 PM
possibly!  but then why would I be turned on by reon kadena and petite hispanics??  It's not like I'm whacking it to Oprah or something!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 22, 2010, 05:26:30 PM
I saw Reon Kadena on a train a few years ago. Totally, utterly gorgeous. Anyway. Yes, heavy weights stimulate hormone production considerably. That's the only reason we do it! Your wife is in for a bumpy ride, I guess.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on February 22, 2010, 05:28:36 PM
... you saw her in person?  I'd turn into one of those japanese pervs if I saw her in person.  She's pretty much the only asian that really does it for me, but fuck she's amazing.

My wife hasn't been complaining though ;) 

The only time it's actually a bother to me is when I'm at work.  Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 22, 2010, 05:34:31 PM
dude, you'd be hit with Yellow Fever before you got out of Narita Airport. There are beautiful women everywhere you look.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on February 22, 2010, 05:39:16 PM
I always see railthin asian girls which is what turns me off.  I'm into thick hispanics.  Can I be fulfilled with thick asians a la reon kadena???
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: WrikaWrek on February 22, 2010, 05:48:17 PM
I starting to push it.

I workout almost everyday, and i'm looking at 6 days straight this week, i mix gym (mostly arms and cardio) with sessions of BodyPump and stuff like that, and i do abs at home when i don't do them at the gym. Plus i play football every week.

It's pretty amazing, from one week to the next, i'm already doing a km of steps, a 1.5 km of running, and i wasn't able to do all the machines with my arms before, because i would lose the strenght, but i'm already doing it.

And i'm on a 5 meal diet, that goes full throttle on protein after lunch. This is easier than i thought so far, the gym really helps, those do at home stuff, doesn't appeal to me much.

But man, it is HARD to start defining those lower abs, yikes, it's gonna take a couple of months.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: demi on February 22, 2010, 05:48:24 PM
I assume it's because lifting with hot, sweaty dudes makes you really horny.

^
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 22, 2010, 06:49:59 PM
I always see railthin asian girls which is what turns me off.  I'm into thick hispanics.  Can I be fulfilled with thick asians a la reon kadena???

She's skinny, trust me. Although she has one of those surprising gravity-defying racks. There are a lot thicker if that's what you want.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on February 22, 2010, 10:13:40 PM
Goddamn!  You fuckers have me walking like Frankenstein!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 22, 2010, 10:24:28 PM
revenge for that avatar!

I got a new 5RM on the squat last night at 265lbs, twice. Still need to do it 3x before I move up though. archie, this is your chance to overtake!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on February 22, 2010, 11:29:47 PM
Revenge??? You don't like it?! 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 23, 2010, 12:16:10 AM
i like it a little too much!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: archie4208 on February 23, 2010, 07:53:54 AM
revenge for that avatar!

I got a new 5RM on the squat last night at 265lbs, twice. Still need to do it 3x before I move up though. archie, this is your chance to overtake!

I'm gonna redo 260 today.  You better watch out though, I might pass you by the end of the week! 8)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on February 23, 2010, 09:43:52 AM
Goddamn.  I'm sore everywhere today.  Especially my upper back and thighs.  I slept so fucking good last night though.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: archie4208 on February 23, 2010, 11:14:40 AM
DOMS FTW. :rock
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on February 23, 2010, 11:35:04 AM
the 2nd day is always the worst too!  And running usually agitates my legs so we'll see how it goes tonight after my cardio.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: archie4208 on February 23, 2010, 12:58:12 PM
260 attempt two: FAIL. :(  I only made it to 3 sets.  I'm going to give it one more go and if I can't get it, I will probably consider a deload.

I did deadlift 155 today, though so I guess that is a nice consolation prize!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on February 23, 2010, 02:38:11 PM
You can do it Archie!

I'm going to stay at 220 for squats for a while and work on my form a little.  I feel like sometimes I'm not getting completely parallel.  I'd like to fix that before I move up.

My deadlift last night was 135.  Should I just add 5 everytime I do it?  I'll be doing it once a week.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on February 23, 2010, 02:39:13 PM
Parallel Squats? Fucken Ass to the Grass that shit!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on February 23, 2010, 02:41:46 PM
hahaha

I always find it a nice surprise when I go below parallel and realize oh shit this just got a lot harder, i hope i can do it!  then i look at myself in the mirror and say "DO IT YOU PUSSY!"
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on February 23, 2010, 02:44:29 PM
Yeah, once you break Parallel I believe you become reliant on a particular set of muscles. My sisters boyfriend (when they were still together) would go to the gym with us. One day we got on his case about going down only to a 45 degree angle on his squat (halfway to parallel). He then got pissed, tried to ass 2 grass with the same weight he couldn't even do parallel with and he was fortunate we were squatting in a cage like setup.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on February 23, 2010, 02:51:01 PM
yeah, that's what i'm scared of.  I know i can do parallel because I usually do.  I just sometimes notice that I don't.  I want to correct that before I move on.  Best to fix bad form before it gets worse, no?

also, i saw a dude yesterday squatting 225 and he wasn't even doing 45 degrees.  I don't understand the point in that.  You're putting in the effort and the time to get somewhere, why half ass it?  it's not going to do you any good and it's only a waste of time.  Like the guys who never do the full range of motion on bench.  why??  is it a pride issue?  Maybe they just don't want to admit that they need to take it down a bit?  or has no one told them they're doing it wrong?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Himu on February 23, 2010, 04:30:40 PM
I'm in the best shape I have been in years.

Now I think it's time I look the part.

I've been going to the gym on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays. At first I do cardio for 20 minutes and then I lift weights. I've noticed that all the various people hit majority of the machines in the room. They go from machine to machine after about 3 or so sets. Is that good or should I dedicate certain machines to certain days? Like lower on one day, and upper on another?

I've been working on upper and lower when I go to they gym, and then on "off" days I do squats, jumping jacks, sits up and push ups then the next day I go to the gym.

Is that a decent plan? Sorry if I sound silly here, I just haven't used weights since I was a teenager and don't want to overwork myself.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Himu on February 23, 2010, 04:33:37 PM
One thing I've noticed since I started lifting...

I'm hornier than fucking ever.  I get a hard on so goddamn easily.  My wife asked me today what has been going on because she said it's like it never goes away now.  I can only attribute it to lifting really.  I mean, I've always been a pretty horny guy, but this is fucking ridiculous.

The lady friend I went with yesterday saw my boner when I was lifting weights. Pretty embarrassing. I know where you're coming from, easily.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Himu on February 23, 2010, 04:38:56 PM
 :shh
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on February 23, 2010, 04:54:17 PM
I'd stay away from machines.  free weights all the way.  and if you're going to run, everywhere I've read says that running after weights is a lot better because your growth hormones from lifting cause fat to separate from your fat cells and they're more easily burned during cardio.  also, unless you're doing HIIT, 20 minutes doesn't sound like enough cardio to me.  That's all i've got :D
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Himu on February 23, 2010, 05:19:46 PM
I used to do 40-60 minutes of cardio, but I wanted to concentrate on weights.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Himu on February 23, 2010, 05:23:48 PM
20 minutes of cardio's not enough, probably, but how long should I lift weights? Till I can't anymore, or until I've done every single machine I want to use in the room?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 23, 2010, 05:27:26 PM
yeah, that's what i'm scared of.  I know i can do parallel because I usually do.  I just sometimes notice that I don't.  I want to correct that before I move on.  Best to fix bad form before it gets worse, no?

also, i saw a dude yesterday squatting 225 and he wasn't even doing 45 degrees.  I don't understand the point in that.  You're putting in the effort and the time to get somewhere, why half ass it?  it's not going to do you any good and it's only a waste of time.  Like the guys who never do the full range of motion on bench.  why??  is it a pride issue?  Maybe they just don't want to admit that they need to take it down a bit?  or has no one told them they're doing it wrong?

In general, yes, bad form needs to be fixed. But Draft made an excellent point on the dangers of trying to fix bad form at low weights a few pages back. You can make it perfect at a weight that doesn't stress you, and still fall apart once the weight gets heavy. To paraphrase Rippetoe, sometimes the problem with your form is just that there's too much weight on the bar.

Deadlift - 5lbs per session should be fine for quite some time. At the outset, you can probably do way more than one session a week too, if you want. As the weight ramps up, it'll become harder and harder to recover.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 23, 2010, 05:28:36 PM
20 minutes of cardio's not enough, probably, but how long should I lift weights? Till I can't anymore, or until I've done every single machine I want to use in the room?

This is like asking if you should smoke pot before driving a schoolbus, or just stick to vodka.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Himu on February 23, 2010, 05:29:26 PM
20 minutes of cardio's not enough, probably, but how long should I lift weights? Till I can't anymore, or until I've done every single machine I want to use in the room?

This is like asking if you should smoke pot before driving a schoolbus, or just stick to vodka.

 :lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on February 23, 2010, 05:32:01 PM
Just a note, overlong cardio (usually steady rate, like 30+ minute jogging at a set pace) can be counterproductive to muscle development. We're obviously all different but I've found that jogging 10-20 minutes a day or every other day plus a regular gym/calisthenics/cross training regimen to be the perfect plan.

As far as amount of time lifting weights? Depends on how hard you push yourself. When I was weightlifting, I would usually top out at to a little past 1 hour, which allowed two different muscle groups to be hit with three different types of workouts. I trained a bit different though, I followed the old school Arnold Schwarzenegger style of workout regimen.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Himu on February 23, 2010, 05:33:35 PM
blue, post pics of your body.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 23, 2010, 05:35:15 PM
Yes, the style of workout that works fine for an elite athlete on roids with nothing else to do all day but get blown, lift and wonder if the peak of his bicep is at just the right elevation yet.

Agreed on the cardio. Long runs are the fastest muscle-melting mechanism yet discovered other than WoW. Sprint! Get it over with. Would you rather look like a marathon runner or a sprinter like Ben Johnson?  Train like the one you want to look like! If you need to travel long distances, take the bus.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on February 23, 2010, 05:36:22 PM
blue, post pics of your body.

Oh, Himu :-[

I've been out of the gym for around a year now though and haven't run for a bit, I'm a bit doughy :-\ . I just need to hit the pavement for a month and I won't be pudgy.

Yes, the style of workout that works fine for an elite athlete on roids with nothing else to do all day but get blown, lift and wonder if the peak of his bicep is at just the right elevation yet.

I definitely agree. I got results from it but its not surprising since before going to the gym I wasn't physically active at all, so I would have gained results from anything really. This time around I plan on doing some workouts that'll hit more muscle groups instead of spending time splitting shit up.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Himu on February 23, 2010, 05:41:44 PM
Yes, the style of workout that works fine for an elite athlete on roids with nothing else to do all day but get blown, lift and wonder if the peak of his bicep is at just the right elevation yet.

Agreed on the cardio. Long runs are the fastest muscle-melting mechanism yet discovered other than WoW. Sprint! Get it over with. Would you rather look like a marathon runner or a sprinter like Ben Johnson?  Train like the one you want to look like! If you need to travel long distances, take the bus.

I want to look like Ben Johnson.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: demi on February 23, 2010, 05:52:54 PM
blue, post pics of your body.

Oh, Himu :-[

I've been out of the gym for around a year now though and haven't run for a bit, I'm a bit doughy :-\ . I just need to hit the pavement for a month and I won't be pudgy.

Pics please.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on February 23, 2010, 06:06:35 PM
Himumu: I do weightlifting one day and then cardio the next and switch like that.  I do about 30 minutes of cardio, but I don't do HIIT.  It's not too long to where it impedes my growth, but not too short that it's worthless.  HIIT is most definitely better for burning fat and not destroying your muscle, but I just don't like it.  If you like it, I would do HIIT for a few minutes.  But if you insist on doing them on the same day, everything I've read says to do it after weightlifting.

and in my experience, isolated training (arm day, leg day, back day, etc) is a much more temporary gain than doing full body workouts.  When I would take a break after isolation, the pump would pretty much disappear and i'd give up a good percentage of recent gains I'd made.  I took a week off full body workouts and it only took me a day to get back to where I was before and then surpass it.  just my experience.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 23, 2010, 07:26:35 PM
Himumu: I do weightlifting one day and then cardio the next and switch like that.  I do about 30 minutes of cardio, but I don't do HIIT.  It's not too long to where it impedes my growth, but not too short that it's worthless.  HIIT is most definitely better for burning fat and not destroying your muscle, but I just don't like it.  If you like it, I would do HIIT for a few minutes.  But if you insist on doing them on the same day, everything I've read says to do it after weightlifting.

and in my experience, isolated training (arm day, leg day, back day, etc) is a much more temporary gain than doing full body workouts.  When I would take a break after isolation, the pump would pretty much disappear and i'd give up a good percentage of recent gains I'd made.  I took a week off full body workouts and it only took me a day to get back to where I was before and then surpass it.  just my experience.

Don't kid yourself, Mups. Unless you've done lifting with and without cardio, you really can't back that up. Even if you had experienced the same gains with cardio, I'd still be highly skeptical. The two are just mutually opposed. The extent you do one is the extent to which you lose the other. You've found a balance that you like, but don't think for a second that you've stumbled upon some optimal formula which allows you to get around this rule 'cause you haven't.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on February 23, 2010, 08:47:07 PM
I don't care much for HIIT at all.  If I really think I need it, I'd sooner just tighten up my diet and skip the cardio entirely.

I prefer 60 minutes of low intensity cardio on the treadmill and that is because I like to make numerical patterns on the display and listen to 80s pop music while doing so 8)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on February 23, 2010, 08:49:22 PM
I didn't mean it like it was some secret I found. I should have specified that it doesnt impede my growth too much. I can still make good gains with it. I found a balance good enough for me while understanding i am forfeiting gains. Just implying himu could do the same if he was determined to do both.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on February 23, 2010, 08:52:03 PM
The newbie gains lasted a long time for me.  Like over a year for some lifts.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on February 23, 2010, 08:53:36 PM
You's guys need to try running stairs. It'll kick your ass quick, so you're in and out. Shit'll you a booty too (you're roommate will thank you, Himu).
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Himu on February 23, 2010, 08:57:57 PM
Shit'll you a booty too (you're roommate will thank you, Himu).
:lol :lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 23, 2010, 08:58:06 PM
I didn't mean it like it was some secret I found. I should have specified that it doesnt impede my growth too much. I can still make good gains with it. I found a balance good enough for me while understanding i am forfeiting gains. Just implying himu could do the same if he was determined to do both.

No sweat - I know what you mean. Just trying to keep the (non-deliberate) misinformation ITT to a minimum. There is so much wrong-headed bullshit about diet and fitness out there. Somedays i'd rather be a Wii fan :gloomy
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 23, 2010, 08:59:56 PM
You's guys need to try running stairs. It'll kick your ass quick, so you're in and out. Shit'll you a booty too (you're roommate will thank you, Himu).

Agreed. Give this one a shot!

[youtube=560,345]9FqJ8FpdcJI[/youtube]

Hill sprints are also awesome.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on February 24, 2010, 10:23:04 AM
I didn't mean it like it was some secret I found. I should have specified that it doesnt impede my growth too much. I can still make good gains with it. I found a balance good enough for me while understanding i am forfeiting gains. Just implying himu could do the same if he was determined to do both.

No sweat - I know what you mean. Just trying to keep the (non-deliberate) misinformation ITT to a minimum. There is so much wrong-headed bullshit about diet and fitness out there. Somedays i'd rather be a Wii fan :gloomy
You'd get your physique a lot quicker if you used Wii Fit!

And fuck running stairs.  Oh jesus, fuck them up the ass.  No no no no no no no.  My legs hurt just thinking about it.  not for me!  no, sir!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Groogrux on February 24, 2010, 01:20:50 PM
I didn't mean it like it was some secret I found. I should have specified that it doesn't impede my growth too much. I can still make good gains with it. I found a balance good enough for me while understanding i am forfeiting gains. Just implying himu could do the same if he was determined to do both.

No sweat - I know what you mean. Just trying to keep the (non-deliberate) misinformation ITT to a minimum. There is so much wrong-headed bullshit about diet and fitness out there. Somedays i'd rather be a Wii fan :gloomy
You'd get your physique a lot quicker if you used Wii Fit!

And fuck running stairs.  Oh jesus, fuck them up the ass.  No no no no no no no.  My legs hurt just thinking about it.  not for me!  no, sir!

I don't know about Wii Fit, but I have been using EA Active for the Wii.  Poke fun all you want, but it's tough stuff.  I burn a lot of calories doing that stuff and it's entertaining!

Does anybody in the Fitnessbore do any biking, such as mountain or trails?  One of my goals is to lose 50 lbs by the summer and start riding again.  I'm looking for cheap/decent bike recommendations...
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 24, 2010, 01:31:50 PM
I didn't mean it like it was some secret I found. I should have specified that it doesnt impede my growth too much. I can still make good gains with it. I found a balance good enough for me while understanding i am forfeiting gains. Just implying himu could do the same if he was determined to do both.

No sweat - I know what you mean. Just trying to keep the (non-deliberate) misinformation ITT to a minimum. There is so much wrong-headed bullshit about diet and fitness out there. Somedays i'd rather be a Wii fan :gloomy
You'd get your physique a lot quicker if you used Wii Fit!

And fuck running stairs.  Oh jesus, fuck them up the ass.  No no no no no no no.  My legs hurt just thinking about it.  not for me!  no, sir!

Well, a few pages back you were asking about what to do when you plateau. Just keep this sort of stuff in mind for when the 30 mins cardio stops doing anything for you. Which came pretty fast in my case. The problem was that I continued on for about a year even after it had stopped having any effect rather than moving up the ladder.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on February 24, 2010, 01:34:34 PM
Fuuuuuuuuuu

I'll definitely move on to something more intense when I plateau.

I took last night as my night off thanks to the deadlifts.  That meant I got to relax, watch Lost and eat some motherfucking girl scout cookies.  Pretty good shit.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: WrikaWrek on February 24, 2010, 01:51:33 PM
Cardio in nature works against muscle building. You want short bursts of it, wanting to burn the most amount of calories in the least amount of time possible.

See, cardio is tricky, the more you do it....the better your body becomes at it. Which means the least calories you burn. I had a personal trainer hand me a plan, and he explained it, i do about 25 min of cardio total, 10 at the beginning (The ski thing, looks like you are going up steps), 15 at the end to dry up. It's all about that metabolism.

Yesterday i attended this Total conditioning session...my goodness, my legs were blown up. And there was a katy perry look a like with a brazillians ass, i had to hide my hard on twice.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Ganhyun on February 24, 2010, 02:54:00 PM
shoulda let it hang out there for her.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: duckman2000 on February 24, 2010, 03:05:34 PM
I've said a bunch of times that appearances matter little to me, but damn it if this midsection isn't starting to get to me. The diet is doing what it is supposed to be doing and I'm progressing nicely in the weight I can lift, but I may have to make some adjustments or get a new wardrobe.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 24, 2010, 05:38:26 PM
Don't do cardio for weight loss. Do it for your HEART and LUNGS.

Weight control is done with FOOD.

The gym is for improving your body's CAPABILITIES.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Groogrux on February 24, 2010, 06:13:46 PM
Don't do cardio for weight loss. Do it for your HEART and LUNGS.

Weight control is done with FOOD.

The gym is for improving your body's CAPABILITIES.

Cormac, I normally agree with and have followed you on a lot of things you have said, but I have to say I disagree this time.

I think cardio is a vital part of weight loss.  Having a healthy diet and regular exercise (cardio) are both key elements to losing weight.  Take it from somebody who has tried.  Every time that I've tried to lose significant weight, my success has been measured by how many calories I'm taking in and a substantial amount of cardio on a regular basis.  Dieting alone usually results in people losing no more than 10-15 lbs. 

I actually discussed this with the ER physician I was working with a couple of weeks ago.  He also works as a cardiologist and is greatly respected for his knowledge and skills where he practices.  We talked about my recent weight loss and he asked if I was doing a lot of cardio.  He told me that that in all of his years in medicine, the majority of his patients seeking to lose large amounts of weight included heavy cardio in their daily lives.  "Simply put," he said, "You gotta burn nearly as much of that shit (calories) as you put in."
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: WrikaWrek on February 24, 2010, 06:24:51 PM
Don't do cardio for weight loss. Do it for your HEART and LUNGS.

Weight control is done with FOOD.

The gym is for improving your body's CAPABILITIES.

Da fuck.

Am i a fighter or some shit? Training for Fight Night?

Aesthetics bitch, that's why people go to the gym, so you happen to get wealthy as a bonus, awesome. But i'm not going to be stronger or faster.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on February 24, 2010, 06:30:09 PM
I kinda agree with Cormac.

Running isn't just a brute force way of making your body consume those calories.  For long term I don't think it's a good idea.  And diet is far more important in weight loss.  If you're someone who has a naturally slow metabolism, doing all the cardio in the world isn't going to help your weight loss after a certain point.  You need to make huge changes in your diet.

I see cardio as a way to reach a certain goal, but fuck using it to maintain that.  That's where diet control and other physical activities should come in.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: duckman2000 on February 24, 2010, 06:37:52 PM
Don't do cardio for weight loss. Do it for your HEART and LUNGS.

Weight control is done with FOOD.

The gym is for improving your body's CAPABILITIES.

Da fuck.

Am i a fighter or some shit? Training for Fight Night?

Aesthetics bitch, that's why people go to the gym, so you happen to get wealthy as a bonus, awesome. But i'm not going to be stronger or faster.

To each their own. Granted that I don't mind looking more like a shaved grizzly than a skinned pig, but that's a minor benefit. Practical strength for practical applications. :rock
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 24, 2010, 06:52:09 PM
Don't do cardio for weight loss. Do it for your HEART and LUNGS.

Weight control is done with FOOD.

The gym is for improving your body's CAPABILITIES.

Cormac, I normally agree with and have followed you on a lot of things you have said, but I have to say I disagree this time.

I think cardio is a vital part of weight loss.  Having a healthy diet and regular exercise (cardio) are both key elements to losing weight.  Take it from somebody who has tried.  Every time that I've tried to lose significant weight, my success has been measured by how many calories I'm taking in and a substantial amount of cardio on a regular basis.  Dieting alone usually results in people losing no more than 10-15 lbs. 

I actually discussed this with the ER physician I was working with a couple of weeks ago.  He also works as a cardiologist and is greatly respected for his knowledge and skills where he practices.  We talked about my recent weight loss and he asked if I was doing a lot of cardio.  He told me that that in all of his years in medicine, the majority of his patients seeking to lose large amounts of weight included heavy cardio in their daily lives.  "Simply put," he said, "You gotta burn nearly as much of that shit (calories) as you put in."

Just because it's the most common way to lose weight does not mean it's the best. Cardio is the only form of physical training most people ever do; by extension, it has the highest correlation with losing weight. That does not imply a causative relationship.

That said, cardio is certainly extremely helpful if you want to lose weight. I didn't say otherwise. I didn't say don't do cardio. You need to understand WHY exercise helps you lose weight though, which is something I've been trying to get through Willco's head as well. You do it to improve your body first, which then allows you to burn calories more efficiently later. The problem is that most people continue doing cardio only, long after it has made all the improvements it is going to make in your body. It then becomes a crutch that they need to keep the weight off, i.e. I ate 2,000 calories today, I have to do my 30 mins of cardio! As soon as people stop the cardio, they put the weight back on. Which - no offense but i've seen pictures - I'll wager right now is a phenomenon you have experienced personally.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 24, 2010, 06:55:20 PM
Don't do cardio for weight loss. Do it for your HEART and LUNGS.

Weight control is done with FOOD.

The gym is for improving your body's CAPABILITIES.

Da fuck.

Am i a fighter or some shit? Training for Fight Night?

Aesthetics bitch, that's why people go to the gym, so you happen to get wealthy as a bonus, awesome. But i'm not going to be stronger or faster.

Ask yourself: do any of the people you want to look like in the world of sports or athletics train the way you do? If not, how do you expect you're going to get to look like them? You think Usain Bolt spends much time on the eliptical?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: WrikaWrek on February 24, 2010, 07:08:22 PM
Don't do cardio for weight loss. Do it for your HEART and LUNGS.

Weight control is done with FOOD.

The gym is for improving your body's CAPABILITIES.

Da fuck.

Am i a fighter or some shit? Training for Fight Night?

Aesthetics bitch, that's why people go to the gym, so you happen to get wealthy as a bonus, awesome. But i'm not going to be stronger or faster.

Ask yourself: do any of the people you want to look like in the world of sports or athletics train the way you do? If not, how do you expect you're going to get to look like them? You think Usain Bolt spends much time on the eliptical?

Who said i want to look like anyone from sports?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 24, 2010, 07:13:31 PM
Who do you want to look like?

Whoever it is, you'll get there faster by focusing on performance, not on trying to fix individual body parts.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Groogrux on February 24, 2010, 07:42:12 PM
Don't do cardio for weight loss. Do it for your HEART and LUNGS.

Weight control is done with FOOD.

The gym is for improving your body's CAPABILITIES.

Cormac, I normally agree with and have followed you on a lot of things you have said, but I have to say I disagree this time.

I think cardio is a vital part of weight loss.  Having a healthy diet and regular exercise (cardio) are both key elements to losing weight.  Take it from somebody who has tried.  Every time that I've tried to lose significant weight, my success has been measured by how many calories I'm taking in and a substantial amount of cardio on a regular basis.  Dieting alone usually results in people losing no more than 10-15 lbs. 

I actually discussed this with the ER physician I was working with a couple of weeks ago.  He also works as a cardiologist and is greatly respected for his knowledge and skills where he practices.  We talked about my recent weight loss and he asked if I was doing a lot of cardio.  He told me that that in all of his years in medicine, the majority of his patients seeking to lose large amounts of weight included heavy cardio in their daily lives.  "Simply put," he said, "You gotta burn nearly as much of that shit (calories) as you put in."

Just because it's the most common way to lose weight does not mean it's the best. Cardio is the only form of physical training most people ever do; by extension, it has the highest correlation with losing weight. That does not imply a causative relationship.

That said, cardio is certainly extremely helpful if you want to lose weight. I didn't say otherwise. I didn't say don't do cardio. You need to understand WHY exercise helps you lose weight though, which is something I've been trying to get through Willco's head as well. You do it to improve your body first, which then allows you to burn calories more efficiently later. The problem is that most people continue doing cardio only, long after it has made all the improvements it is going to make in your body. It then becomes a crutch that they need to keep the weight off, i.e. I ate 2,000 calories today, I have to do my 30 mins of cardio! As soon as people stop the cardio, they put the weight back on. Which - no offense but i've seen pictures - I'll wager right now is a phenomenon you have experienced personally.

I can't say that is 100% true for me.  I've lost weight before on diet alone, but never any more than 30 lbs.  Before now, the most I've ever lost was 50 lbs during a time that I worked at a summer camp.  We had to be very active with the kids and spent most of our time outside running around unless it was just too hot.  We actually had a high calorie diet being fed to us during that time, but it was the nonstop active lifestyle that caused the weight loss.  This is a major part of what led me to my conclusion about regular cardio being key to weight loss.

I concede that I misread your original post and thought you said lose weight, not control it.  I apologize.

I can't honestly say that I know anything about maintaining healthy weight.  I've never done it.  But I do personally feel that it's still important to do cardio regularly (especially for the purposes of weight loss). 

Would you not say that it's important to still exercise regularly (this time, cardio and strength) for the purposes of maintaining physical fitness?  Maybe you don't do it to build muscle or lose weight, but just to keep the body you have.

My other question (and I want you to know that I really am looking for your opinion, not just sniping you for an argument) is this: what do you do when diet stops being enough?  Every diet is slammed with the dreaded plateau of weight loss, and this is where a lot of people lose hope and give up.  I am actually coming up on my plateau now.  But I am determined to get past it.  Is it healthy/safe to lower your calorie intake at this point?  Do you load up on a certain vitamin/mineral to power through it?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 24, 2010, 07:53:18 PM
andrew, good post. I'm busy at work but will definitely respond later. Lots to chew on there.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Groogrux on February 24, 2010, 07:53:45 PM
andrew, good post. I'm busy at work but will definitely respond later. Lots to chew on there.

No worries.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Himu on February 24, 2010, 08:16:13 PM
Yeah, machines aren't the best I discovered today as I used free weights instead. Damn nice workout.

I used the row machine for about 10 minutes before lifting for an hour and then swam for 30 minutes.

Overall, fantastic workout today.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: duckman2000 on February 24, 2010, 08:29:08 PM
Put a few plates in a backpack (total of 25lbs) and tried weighted pull ups. It sucked (expected) but it didn't really impact the amount of reps to failure, which is a bit surprising.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 24, 2010, 08:41:10 PM
That IS kinda surprising. I fall off a cliff when I add weight. Usually I only work up to a max single for the day, just for fun really.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 24, 2010, 09:52:01 PM
Andrew Fields: 
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Would you not say that it's important to still exercise regularly (this time, cardio and strength) for the purposes of maintaining physical fitness?  Maybe you don't do it to build muscle or lose weight, but just to keep the body you have.

My other question (and I want you to know that I really am looking for your opinion, not just sniping you for an argument) is this: what do you do when diet stops being enough?  Every diet is slammed with the dreaded plateau of weight loss, and this is where a lot of people lose hope and give up.  I am actually coming up on my plateau now.  But I am determined to get past it.  Is it healthy/safe to lower your calorie intake at this point?  Do you load up on a certain vitamin/mineral to power through it?

Both diet and fitness are the cornerstones of any attempt at health and fitness. There should be no confusion about that. We can all argue about the nature of those two elements but I doubt anyone will seriously contest that both are necessary. If anyone does want to argue about that, I'm going to have to get very patronizing and self-righteous indeed.

I think many people get confused as to why they should do cardio, or any kind of training. Yes, the calories burned will offset calories consumed (although even that is nowhere near as linear or predictable as many would like to believe). No, that's not why you should do it. The easiest and best way to manage calories is to control your intake, in terms of macronutrient ratios, quality of food, and volume.

Why is it not good to consume a large pizza, say, then 'burn it off'? Michael Phelps does this, and he won all those Gold medals!, you might say. Well, Michael Phelps is literally AGING himself prematurely by taking in over 10,000 calories and burning them off. He is offsetting that to a considerable extent by maintaining phenomenal physical condition, but he will pay the price in later years. So while you want to exercise to be healthy, you don't want to exercise more than you need. Doing cardio to work off your calories is a bad cycle you don't want to get into.

Forget about weight loss and calories. Focus on lean body mass. You may think this is the same thing, but many people miss the point. Most everyone (i.e. everyone below 'athlete') needs more muscle, and less fat to be healthy. So you need a two-pronged approach of using both diet and exercise to build muscle and reduce fat. This may result in an increase in weight. So what. After a while, you won't need a scale to tell you whether you are healthy and fit and strong. A mirror and a stopwatch will be all you need.

So use diet to build muscle, use diet to reduce body fat (which emphatically does NOT mean reducing dietary fat), exercise to build muscle, exercise to reduce fat. Approx. 80% of body composition changes will occur from diet, but that 20% may be where you are lacking.

I have no idea what you are doing right now so I have no idea how to advise you on a plateau. In general, though, I advise setting performance goals, not weight goals. If you get to the point where you can, say, deadlift 400lbs AND run a 400m in 60 seconds or less, your weight will be close to ideal. Aim for that. Even if you fall short, you'll probably still look and feel pretty awesome. (I'm shy of both myself...these are fairly lofty goals for a middle-aged man who sat on his ass most of his life).
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on February 24, 2010, 11:39:43 PM
180 situps today. Up from 144 Sunday. Also 63 pushups today. Up from 53.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 25, 2010, 12:30:02 AM
180 situps today. Up from 144 Sunday. Also 63 pushups today. Up from 53.

:bow
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 25, 2010, 08:31:44 AM
I do cardio on the regular, but have incorporated crunches and dumbbells almost daily - save for the once or twice a week I lift at the gym. I feel it's helping. Watching what I eat probably helps a lot too.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Green Shinobi on February 25, 2010, 09:00:26 AM
The weather started warming up over here, so I went running outside for the first time in awhile. It's appalling how out of shape I've gotten. This is probably the worst my cardio has been in the last three years. I doubt I could run more than 2 miles at a good pace right now, which is pretty awful considering five miles was a piss-easy run for me at this time a year ago.

I really need to stop smoking cigarettes. I only smoke maybe 2-5 cigarettes a week, only when I'm drinking, but every time I do I can feel my lungs hurting for a few days afterward. Also, the second-hand smoke here in Korea is crazy. Together with the pollution, this is not a very lung-friendly country.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on February 25, 2010, 09:31:30 AM
Might just take some getting accustomed back into it.  When I take breaks from running, it takes me a while to get back to where I was.  I used to be able to run 4 miles non stop in about 35/40 minutes.  But I took a break and when I started again I could barely get to 2 miles in 30 minutes at a slow pace.  But after a week or so I was back up to where I was before.

Then again, I never smoke :p
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on February 25, 2010, 09:32:44 AM
180 situps today. Up from 144 Sunday. Also 63 pushups today. Up from 53.

:bow
:D

The worst part of the situps isn't actually doing them, it's the time it takes.  Doing 70 situps, resting a bit and then doing 60, resting a bit and then doing 50 more is damn time consuming.  The pushups get nailed out fast as hell. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: archie4208 on February 25, 2010, 09:47:07 AM
Mups, dumb question, but is that in one set?  If so, that is beastly.

edit:  nevermind.  I need to learn to read. :P
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on February 25, 2010, 09:52:36 AM
hahahaha

I wish, man.  My current goal is to get to 100 for each set, 300 total.  I'm moving up quick though.  When I first started a couple weeks ago, my first set was like 15.  On Sunday, my first set was 56, yesterday it was 70.  I do want to get up to 1000 total though and do it twice a week.  That's my ultimate goal.  Not because it would necessarily be beneficial, but because I'd feel like a beast!  rawr.

Pushups my first set when I began was like 5.  Last night it was 22.  On Sunday it was 20.  My second set got a bigger gain, it was 13 on Sunday, and last night it was 17.  I'm not sure on my ultimate goal with pushups because I've never been very good at them.  Right now, I want to get to 50 with each set. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Groogrux on February 25, 2010, 12:05:38 PM
I have no idea what you are doing right now so I have no idea how to advise you on a plateau. In general, though, I advise setting performance goals, not weight goals. If you get to the point where you can, say, deadlift 400lbs AND run a 400m in 60 seconds or less, your weight will be close to ideal. Aim for that. Even if you fall short, you'll probably still look and feel pretty awesome. (I'm shy of both myself...these are fairly lofty goals for a middle-aged man who sat on his ass most of his life).

Currently, I'm maintaining a general intake of around 2,000 calories daily (I'm currently @ 350 lbs).  On average, that diet includes high protein, 3-4 servings fruits/veggies, 8+ 8oz cups of water, and as many no-sugar added and natural products as possible.  For exercise, I burn an average of 400 calories daily including 15 min of strength (resistance bands) training, and 30 min of cardio.  If possible, I try to throw in at least a 1-2 mile walk daily (weather permitting) or doing step-ups on a homemade platform for 30 min.

My starting weight in October was 382 lbs (an all-time high for me :(), and I dropped to 376 lbs by Christmas.  During that time I hadn't really made any significant attempts at losing weight other than taking some Adipex given to me by my MD.  From Christmas until now, I've dropped to 350 lbs with the routine I mentioned above or some variation of it.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on February 25, 2010, 12:10:23 PM
Andrwfields, I'd suggest doing stuff like playing basketball or if your gym has it, racquetball or something. 

Those activities have always done a lot more for me and from people i've seen lose weight.  One thing is, you've probably been doing the same routine for a while.  Switch it up.  Do some HIIT if you're doing long distance jogging.  Get on a bike.  Do stairs instead.  The change will make you start losing weight again. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Groogrux on February 25, 2010, 02:43:54 PM
Andrwfields, I'd suggest doing stuff like playing basketball or if your gym has it, racquetball or something. 

Those activities have always done a lot more for me and from people i've seen lose weight.  One thing is, you've probably been doing the same routine for a while.  Switch it up.  Do some HIIT if you're doing long distance jogging.  Get on a bike.  Do stairs instead.  The change will make you start losing weight again. 

Until the weather warms up, I'm stuck with the basics.  Can't afford a gym membership, and there isn't a gym within 45 mins of where I live anyway.  The bike is a goal of mine, but I'm using it as a reward item for when I drop under 300 lbs. 

I'll post more when the ER isn't packed!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Himu on February 25, 2010, 05:29:31 PM
I'm going for an hour swim later tonight. Can't wait!

Tomorrow I'll do some basketball as cardio.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on February 25, 2010, 10:28:46 PM
So, Cormac, I need your opinion...

A friend gave me some stuff called SuperPump.  He got it with P90X but didn't like the way it made him feel.  So I decided to give it a shot.

Now, I don't know if it was the SuperPump or the boost I got from deadlift (I definitely feel physically better after recovering from the deadlift), but I fucking destroyed all my tops today.

I was able to do the same amount of assisted pullups 5 weight levels lighter.  I got 4 extra reps of bench in.  Squats didn't feel like shit and I made damn sure I was parallel each time.  I went fucking nuts on dips.

So I'm not sure which it was, but I fucking loved it.  I feel great.  I had a ton of energy.  I'd like to know your opinion.  I don't know shit about supplements (I know a bunch of people telling me to take creatine, but from what I've read it's not recommended if you're still seeing natural gains).

Opinions?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on February 25, 2010, 11:13:28 PM
[youtube=560,345]PYfNA_lmkHM[/youtube]

Sexy burpees :-[
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 26, 2010, 12:08:39 AM
So, Cormac, I need your opinion...

A friend gave me some stuff called SuperPump.  He got it with P90X but didn't like the way it made him feel.  So I decided to give it a shot.

Now, I don't know if it was the SuperPump or the boost I got from deadlift (I definitely feel physically better after recovering from the deadlift), but I fucking destroyed all my tops today.

I was able to do the same amount of assisted pullups 5 weight levels lighter.  I got 4 extra reps of bench in.  Squats didn't feel like shit and I made damn sure I was parallel each time.  I went fucking nuts on dips.

So I'm not sure which it was, but I fucking loved it.  I feel great.  I had a ton of energy.  I'd like to know your opinion.  I don't know shit about supplements (I know a bunch of people telling me to take creatine, but from what I've read it's not recommended if you're still seeing natural gains).

Opinions?

Will have to pass on the SuperPump question, Mups. The only supplement I take is fish oil, which is tried and tested.

You could just have had a great day, it happens! Maybe you weren't drained from constant sex for once ;)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on February 26, 2010, 12:10:30 AM
Maybe!  It has been two days thanks to aunt Flo. I guess ill find out if it was a fluke Saturday.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on February 26, 2010, 12:11:46 AM
What are the benefits of fish oil?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 26, 2010, 12:21:48 AM
Anti-aging, faster recovery, joint health...hot women eyeing you in bars...
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 26, 2010, 12:22:48 AM
[youtube=560,345]7vjoRfK884g[/youtube]
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 26, 2010, 01:59:28 AM
I have no idea what you are doing right now so I have no idea how to advise you on a plateau. In general, though, I advise setting performance goals, not weight goals. If you get to the point where you can, say, deadlift 400lbs AND run a 400m in 60 seconds or less, your weight will be close to ideal. Aim for that. Even if you fall short, you'll probably still look and feel pretty awesome. (I'm shy of both myself...these are fairly lofty goals for a middle-aged man who sat on his ass most of his life).

Currently, I'm maintaining a general intake of around 2,000 calories daily (I'm currently @ 350 lbs).  On average, that diet includes high protein, 3-4 servings fruits/veggies, 8+ 8oz cups of water, and as many no-sugar added and natural products as possible.  For exercise, I burn an average of 400 calories daily including 15 min of strength (resistance bands) training, and 30 min of cardio.  If possible, I try to throw in at least a 1-2 mile walk daily (weather permitting) or doing step-ups on a homemade platform for 30 min.

My starting weight in October was 382 lbs (an all-time high for me :(), and I dropped to 376 lbs by Christmas.  During that time I hadn't really made any significant attempts at losing weight other than taking some Adipex given to me by my MD.  From Christmas until now, I've dropped to 350 lbs with the routine I mentioned above or some variation of it.

Sounds like a decent plan. I suspect that there is still plenty of room to tighten up the diet but you're losing weight pretty rapidly so probably no need to tweak it (and risk making yourself utterly miserable) just yet. When the weight loss tapers off, you'll probably need to get into more detail, sorting veggies and fruits into good (broccoli) and bad (potatoes) categories, eliminating all 'products' etc. But 35lbs in 3 months is a lot so don't fret.

Exercise-wise, there is certainly a lot you can do to optimize but your options are inherently limited by your weight so no need to fuss with it just yet. The most important thing is to establish a sustainably healthy lifestyle. If you can keep this up for 6 months, you'll have made serious progress I bet, and you'll be ready to kick the exercise up a notch or two.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Groogrux on February 26, 2010, 10:11:58 AM
Honestly, I'm already doing a lot of that, diet wise.  Most of my veggie intake stems from broccoli, carrots, lettuce (but I hear that I should switch to spinach), and in lesser amounts: tomatoes, onions, califlower, and sometimes potatoes.  I'm still widening my range of veggies because those have been the only ones I really would eat since childhood.  As far as fruit, it's mostly fresh oranges, bananas, and berries mixed into yogurt and smoothies.  I try to avoid "white" foods in preference of their healthier versions or alternatives (i.e. whole wheat tortillas or bread instead of white bread).  The only supplement I'm taking is a whey-protein powder mix once a day, and the occasional 1000mg of Vitamin C during the colder months.  I mostly avoid red meats and pork.  Poultry and fish are my general mainstays for meat.  Little to no sodium, fast food and pre-made meals are rare for me, and other than my very occasional glass of wine or cup of coffee, I'm drinking water.

My general goal with exercise is to push myself a little harder every day.  As soon as the weather warms up a bit, my range of activity will expand and increase further than walking/jogging and indoor exercise.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 26, 2010, 10:16:37 AM
Sounds like andrwfields and I are in the same boat. I started at 375 lbs. as of December 26th, down to 332 lbs. as of yesterday.

I do 35 minutes to 45 minutes of cardio daily, a few set of crunches, some dumbbell exercises and the like. I set aside a day for lifting and machines at the gym, and try to do a two-hour strength training on Sunday. This week has sucked, because I did not have my Sunday or gym day (my dad is my personal trailer, and his schedule was full).

I don't think I have had a potato in over two months. All my carb foods are whole grain too.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on February 26, 2010, 10:37:52 AM
Well I'm not sure what it was yesterday, but I definitely feel it today.  Goddamn, I'm sore.

I can't wait to do it again tomorrow though.  Today I'm going to run and do my situps and pushups.

Today's goal for situps is 210.  So 80 first set, 70 second, 60 third.  Maybe more if I can manage.  an increase in 10 is relatively small to my other recent gains.

My goal for pushups today is ~70.  We'll see how I do.

Edit: Oh and I lost two days of nut buildup.  My wife gave in to my bloody desires last night.  So I gotta build it up again for Saturday evening's workout.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mr. Gundam on February 26, 2010, 12:39:05 PM
I ran with some friends last night. Having other people to keep pace with makes everything totally different. Did five miles last night and I wanted to die when we were done.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on February 26, 2010, 12:42:23 PM
hahaha.  that's why I hate running with people

I usually feel the urge to keep up with them.  Even when my wife is running right next to me on the treadmill, I have a habit of peeking over and seeing "6.0mph" and going GODDAMMIT and kicking it up a notch.  I'm just pretty competitive.  She does the same thing though.  Same with when I work out with friends.  It's always a little fun to have some competition and encourage you to do better.

How often do you run?  You seem to run a lot!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mr. Gundam on February 26, 2010, 03:18:36 PM
How often do you run?  You seem to run a lot!

At least five times a week. I don't run on Fridays, and sometimes I take off Saturday. I don't go to the gym, so running is my workout.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 26, 2010, 03:23:37 PM
he runs right past a Crossfit gym, smh
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mr. Gundam on February 26, 2010, 03:26:46 PM
I live a couple blocks from Greenlake:
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/87/Aerial_view_of_Green_Lake_in_Seattle.jpg/220px-Aerial_view_of_Green_Lake_in_Seattle.jpg)(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/3a/Green_Lake-1.jpg)

Perfect place to go running, and the neighborhoods around are good too.

he runs right past a Crossfit gym, smh

I can see the Crossfit gym from my front yard if I arch my neck.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on February 26, 2010, 03:44:22 PM
hahahahaha

Question that I've been meaning to ask: Ever since I started lifting I pee A LOT.  Like at work, at least once every 45 minutes.  When I start getting active, even more often.  I've always been a huge consumer of water.  I'm constantly drinking water all day, but it was never this bad before lifting.  It's kinda annoying.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: archie4208 on February 26, 2010, 05:24:05 PM
Failed 260 again.  Deload time!  I'm going back down to 230 on Monday.  I'm also going to start working on my deadlifts too.  I've been avoiding it since it is a pain in the ass to set up, but not any more!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Groogrux on February 27, 2010, 05:13:14 PM
Yesterday, I worked a Health Fair with the hospital, got some cool swag, but more importantly I got some tests ran for free!  Here are the results:

45.5% Body Fat
Fat Weight: 159 lbs
Lean Weight: 191 lbs
Est Body H2O: 43.4%
BMI: 51.9
BMR: 2412

And from blood:
WBC 10.1
H&H 13.4, 41.1
Plt 290

Cholesterol 107 (Non-Fasting)
Trigs 72
HDL 24
LDL 68

In Review:
I knew that my Body Fat, BMI, BMR, and Fat Weight would all be bad.  But I wanted to see the numbers anyway, because I knew the facts would be good for me.  I wasn't expecting my blood work to come back with such positive results though.  My WBC was +.1 more than it should have been, but it's not to worry.  My cholesterol results were great (especially to be non-fasting), although my HDL is about half of what it should be.

Keeping on with the diet, choosing better foods, doing more exercise, and apparently going to buy some of that fish oil that Cormac's been going on about.  :lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: cool breeze on February 27, 2010, 07:30:56 PM
180 situps today. Up from 144 Sunday. Also 63 pushups today. Up from 53.

:bow
:D

The worst part of the situps isn't actually doing them, it's the time it takes.  Doing 70 situps, resting a bit and then doing 60, resting a bit and then doing 50 more is damn time consuming.  The pushups get nailed out fast as hell. 

yeah, I often think that I would rather make push ups or sit ups harder so I could could just do less.  As it is, I need to be listening to something or watching tv to get bored.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 27, 2010, 07:37:04 PM
Do something else then. After a point, sit-ups and push-ups don't do a whole lot for you. Try holding an L-sit on parallettes for 30 seconds and you'll never again complain about how long your ab workout takes.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: duckman2000 on February 27, 2010, 07:57:17 PM
You can always do an extended chin-up. I'm sure there is a proper term for it, but you know, where you bring your knees to your elbows at the top of the chin-up.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 27, 2010, 08:23:46 PM
KTE, or knees-to-elbows! But that isn't an actual chin-up - the arms are only used to hang on. Yes, there are scads of tougher alternatives. Gymnasts don't get cores that strong by doing more sit-ups than the rest of us - they do progressively tougher exercises.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on February 27, 2010, 11:24:31 PM
After 300 situps, I think I'm going to look into other ab exercises because goddamn it's time consuming.  I did 210 last night and fucking hell it was too long.

Anyways, great workout tonight!

I moved up in my bench press weight and usually it takes about a week to move up again, I should be moving up another 5 pounds next workout.  It was so fucking easy.  It's the damn Super Pump shit I believe.  I felt great.  I moved up a level in assisted pullups and was able to do a ton more dips.

But now, bad news.  I did something running yesterday.  i have a pain in my inner thigh.  I stopped running yesterday because it hurt a little and I didn't want to really agitate it.  So I go to do squats today and I felt it.  FUCK.  I don't know what's it's from because it didn't hurt Thursday. 

So I skipped squats and deadlift today and I'm skipping running tomorrow.  It's not a horrible pain, but there is definitely something wrong.  I'm going to do a set of squats with an empty bar on Monday and see how I feel with it. 

Any additional advice to assist with the healing process?  I can feel it when I stretch my left leg by pulling my knee up to my chest. Should I keep stretching it?  Or should I leave it alone completely?  Thanks in advance.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Groogrux on February 27, 2010, 11:55:11 PM
If the pain keeps up for more than a few days, I'd go see a doctor and have it checked out.  Take some Aleve or Ibuprofen to see if it's just an inflamed muscle.  If that doesn't work... doctor.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on February 28, 2010, 12:15:55 AM
Tried to get a pair of Vibram Five Fingers (KSO Keep-Stuff-Out, type) and they're all sold out in my size ;_;
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on March 01, 2010, 10:19:28 AM
If the pain keeps up for more than a few days, I'd go see a doctor and have it checked out.  Take some Aleve or Ibuprofen to see if it's just an inflamed muscle.  If that doesn't work... doctor.
Yeah, that's the plan.  I haven't felt anything from it today but I think I'm going to hold off til Wednesday for anything legs still. 

I've also got a nice little knot on my lower right bicep.  It only hurts when touched (during exercise I don't even feel it).  I found it when I stretched in a chair yesterday and the back edge of the chair just barely touched it. 

My wife massaged it a bit and it's all better now.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Groogrux on March 01, 2010, 03:27:16 PM
If the pain keeps up for more than a few days, I'd go see a doctor and have it checked out.  Take some Aleve or Ibuprofen to see if it's just an inflamed muscle.  If that doesn't work... doctor.
Yeah, that's the plan.  I haven't felt anything from it today but I think I'm going to hold off til Wednesday for anything legs still. 

I've also got a nice little knot on my lower right bicep.  It only hurts when touched (during exercise I don't even feel it).  I found it when I stretched in a chair yesterday and the back edge of the chair just barely touched it. 

My wife massaged it a bit and it's all better now.

I'd still take it easy on the legs.  If you think it's safe to work them out again, start out lightly (i.e. walking close to home or at a slow pace on a treadmill).  The bicep sounds like inflamed muscle with fluid retention.  Give that a couple of days and I'm sure it'll be fine.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 01, 2010, 06:41:45 PM
Take your fish oil Mups - nothing is better at fighting inflammation. Also, ice it.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on March 01, 2010, 07:41:23 PM
Finally was able to order a correctly sized pair of Vibrams :punch :punch :punch :punch :punch :punch Will get them in a couple of days, maybe sooner (their outfit is in my State).
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 01, 2010, 08:08:07 PM
Sho Nuff has joined the Church of Vibram too.

Enjoy the stares from passers-by as you stroll around town!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 01, 2010, 08:12:41 PM
I am too sore to work out today :-\
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mr. Gundam on March 01, 2010, 08:14:51 PM
Five mile run from my house, through the University (of Washington) District and back home. Dodging college kids on the Ave was almost more of a workout than running!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 01, 2010, 08:39:29 PM
I am too sore to work out today :-\

Nonsense.

You need to learn the difference between 'soreness' and 'pain'.

Soreness = work out and it will probably go away and you'll ultimately feel much better.

Pain = don't work out, or change your workout to accomodate the injury.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 01, 2010, 08:41:29 PM
Let me put it this way, I hurt.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Himu on March 01, 2010, 08:42:18 PM
I had an awesome workout today and I'm hungry as fuck.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 01, 2010, 09:26:35 PM
Let me put it this way, I hurt.

 :violin :supergay :wag :teehee :patel
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 01, 2010, 09:27:53 PM
I am dealing with it, by not working out today!

I plan on going head first into tomorrow. This is the week where I break 330!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Himu on March 01, 2010, 09:28:40 PM
:bow

WILLCO

:bow
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 01, 2010, 09:31:35 PM
In all seriousness, I've had some of my best workouts when I felt too sore to do anything. Luckily I have a workout partner who helps keep me going even when I don't want to. It's quite amazing how soreness disappears after a warm-up. Hit it again hard, then recover hard (eat right, sleep well, ice, take your fish oil). It's so much better than just lying around for another day.

As I said before, pain and injury are entirely separate things and you need to learn the difference between them if you're not sure. Soreness can always be worked through; pain should not be.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 01, 2010, 09:35:04 PM
No, the puppy rammed my shoulder pretty good on Saturday and I tweaked it or something during my mega-workout yesterday. I iced it down last night, but I didn't take my fish oil. I'll swallow a capsule when I have my apple and a glass of tea shortly.

Also, my abdomen has moved from sore to in pain, where merely walking hurts. I think I need to tell my father not to push me so hard, I feel like I need almost 48 hours to recuperate.

Like I said, I'll hit it again tomorrow. I think I've honestly had three or four days of downtime all of the past three weeks (today included). I'm trying to break that 330 line, ahead of my losing 2 lbs. per week schedule.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mr. Gundam on March 01, 2010, 09:37:12 PM
I need to up my mileage. The half-marathon isn't until late June, but I've got to attempt a 10-mile run soon.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on March 01, 2010, 10:14:01 PM
Damn.  Today was good.  I'm doing a full set of 5 pullups with no assists.  I'll get off of assisted when I can do 25.  It's a far cry from the 0 I was at before. 

I'm completely off of assists with dips.  That feels good.

I again DESTROYED my bench press today.  Felt awesome.  I thought I wasn't going to get the last rep and I was going to settle for the lower rests for the bar but I pushed harder and bam I got that bitch.  Moving up in weight Thursday (tomorrow is day off, wednesday is cardio day). 

I tried squats again.  There wasn't pain in my leg anymore but there was definitely something.  I'm sure if I kept pushing it there would be pain.  So I did one set of 215 and decided not to push it.  I don't want to think I got over it and end up back where I started and be even further behind.  I'll wait the extra session for it.  Being off of it for a few sessions definitely takes its toll.  That bar felt a lot fucking heavier than I remembered it!

So I went and did some lat pulldows just for some extra shits and giggles and also because I felt if I didn't do something else I wasn't make the most of my time there. 

So all in all a good fucking day and by my next weight lifting day I should be back in good form to break 220 on squat and 140 on deadlift.  RAWR.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 01, 2010, 10:37:29 PM
i pity your wife tonight Mups

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Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on March 01, 2010, 11:25:09 PM
pity, for sure!

She's studying for an exam tomorrow and I'm annoying the shit out of her trying to get some booty.  And I'll get it too.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Kestastrophe on March 02, 2010, 06:52:46 PM
I had to go to the gym during evening hours due to it being Spring Break at the university. I was shaking my head the entire time at the number of bros I saw that had their cutoff shirts showing off bi and triceps, supported by skinny chicken legs  :duh. The entire time I was thinking: What would Cormac do?

I can't wait until next week's normal gym hours  :-\. If all goes as planned, the wife and I will have a house in a few months, then I can get a power rack for the garage or basement  8)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 02, 2010, 10:40:56 PM
I think I really hurt my abdomen. I did work out today, but I cut my elliptical speed in half (same amount of time, though). And I normally do some more intensive dumbbell stuff, but my abdomen. It hurts and feels inflamed, more than a pull.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Groogrux on March 03, 2010, 02:19:54 AM
I may be the only one on here that works like this, but do any of you have schedules that cause you to be at work for 24-36 hours at a time?  If so, what do you do for exercise during that time?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on March 03, 2010, 10:39:03 AM
That's crazy, dude!  What do you do?

Last night was my night off and it was incredible.  Pizza.  Mmmm.  Then Pizza rolls.  Mmmm.  Then  buffalo chicken wings and fries.  Mmmm. 

Last night, I used a spreadsheet and some time to maximize my diet and then I went grocery shopping and set out my lunch and breakfast for the week (dinner will still be up in the air to add some diversity). 

I also started taking fish oils today, Cormac.  Took my first pill about an hour ago.  Got a second one out in the car for after lunch.  Then one tonight after dinner.

I'm going to get some protein powder this week too so I can make sure I'm getting enough protein.  Let's see how things start going now.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Groogrux on March 03, 2010, 12:25:17 PM
I work in an ER and in EMS.  We work at least 12-24 hours at a time.  I'm working a 24 for EMS and then a 12 in the ER directly afterwards...

Make sure your protein powder is not soy based.  Boobies are fun for guys to look at, not own...
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on March 03, 2010, 12:26:58 PM
It should say soy on there somewhere right? 

Oh man, lunch was so good.  burritos.  mmmm
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: duckman2000 on March 03, 2010, 12:30:23 PM
I'm going to get some protein powder this week too so I can make sure I'm getting enough protein.  Let's see how things start going now.

I got some of these hexbrews when I started out, but I found that I honestly got more than enough protein from just eating decent meals. Yogurt, fish, lean meats, it all adds up. Don't go overboard, and beware of kidney stones.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on March 03, 2010, 12:33:02 PM
protein powders give you kidney stones??   :-\

my problem is that I don't like fish and I really, really don't care for chicken.  I'll eat it, but I won't be happy.  I love yogurts and I eat quite a bit of that.  I love red meat which has tons of protein but also tons of fat.  I just figured I'd give it a try... unless they really give you kidney stones?!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Draft on March 03, 2010, 12:33:46 PM
Protein in general can give you kidney stones.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on March 03, 2010, 12:34:11 PM
son of a bitch.  is the risk higher with the powder?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Draft on March 03, 2010, 12:37:08 PM
son of a bitch.  is the risk higher with the powder?
Only insofar as you are consuming MORE protein.

Also, RE: pull ups and chin ups. Rippetoe says: when you can do 15, stop adding reps and start adding weight. Doing more than 15 reps is fine if your goal is building endurance, but if you are focusing more on strength or size, put on a dip belt and some plates.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on March 03, 2010, 12:40:16 PM
15?

well size and strength is my goal. 

How do you make dips more difficult?  and is there a certain number I should stay at with those?  they're getting pretty damn easy.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: cool breeze on March 03, 2010, 12:41:44 PM
serious question

should you be exercising when you're sick? I've been pretty bad for about a week now.  Last time I did anything was last monday mostly because I've been sick.  Right now I can't breathe out of my nose and my throat is jacked up.  I don't like getting out of a pattern and don't know if it's better to man up and work out without oxygen ( :punch) or just continue to rest.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Draft on March 03, 2010, 12:42:23 PM
Since dips are basically reverse pull ups, I would think the same rule applies.

And you make dips more difficult the same way you make pull ups more difficult. Look around your gym, and you will probably find what looks like a weightlifting belt with lengths of chain where the buckles should be. Put on the belt and loop the chain through standard barbell plates. Now you can do dips with added weight.

edit: If all you have is a cold you should go work out. Anything more serious and just be an adult about it, you know whether or not it's appropriate.

When I have a cold, I love to squat heavy. Start breathing like mad, clears me right up. I have to go over to the cardio machines every few minutes and hock a loogy into the paper towels.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on March 03, 2010, 12:47:30 PM
Cool.  Thank you.

For clarification.  Is that 15 reps per set or total?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Draft on March 03, 2010, 12:51:06 PM
Per set, without stopping.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on March 03, 2010, 01:06:09 PM
cool.  new goal then!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on March 03, 2010, 01:41:45 PM
another question!  this one isn't really about my routine. 

I know a lot of you guys are saying you don't care about the aethetics of it all.  But to be honest, i really do.  :lol  A good reason I got into this was to just look better naked  :P  So I'm having a problem.  On my chest, where my pec meets my shoulder/arm, I'm beginning to get stretch marks because I've gotten huge up there recently.  I hate it.  Anything I can do to make it less noticeable?  I understand I'll probably get them no matter what since I'm going for size, but I they're bright fucking red. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Draft on March 03, 2010, 01:56:12 PM
Your mom will probably have decent tips for dealing with stretch marks. I'm not joking.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on March 03, 2010, 01:58:55 PM
I'm not on speaking terms with my mom though!  That's who I'd usually ask
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Draft on March 03, 2010, 02:24:23 PM
You should patch things up with your mom.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on March 03, 2010, 02:25:40 PM
I would and have tried but she's pretty damn stubborn!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mr. Gundam on March 03, 2010, 02:25:52 PM
another question!  this one isn't really about my routine. 

I know a lot of you guys are saying you don't care about the aethetics of it all.  But to be honest, i really do.  :lol  A good reason I got into this was to just look better naked  :P  So I'm having a problem.  On my chest, where my pec meets my shoulder/arm, I'm beginning to get stretch marks because I've gotten huge up there recently.  I hate it.  Anything I can do to make it less noticeable?  I understand I'll probably get them no matter what since I'm going for size, but I they're bright fucking red. 

Cocoa Butter, I think?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on March 03, 2010, 02:34:19 PM
 mmmm  i'll smell pretty good
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mr. Gundam on March 03, 2010, 02:36:17 PM
mmmm  i'll smell pretty good

There's also this website:
http://stretchmarkscream.net/
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 03, 2010, 02:48:39 PM
I read that as stretchmarkscream.net :lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on March 03, 2010, 02:59:50 PM
I did too!

Thanks!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: duckman2000 on March 03, 2010, 03:01:52 PM
My ass is too sexy for my pants, and Mups needs stretchmark treatment for his bulging arms.

:bow FitnessBore :bow2
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on March 03, 2010, 03:17:06 PM
RAWR

My ass is growing too!  My wife actually had me turn around the other night for her friends to show them my ass.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: cool breeze on March 03, 2010, 04:06:09 PM

edit: If all you have is a cold you should go work out. Anything more serious and just be an adult about it, you know whether or not it's appropriate.

When I have a cold, I love to squat heavy. Start breathing like mad, clears me right up. I have to go over to the cardio machines every few minutes and hock a loogy into the paper towels.

yeah, I just went ahead and now feel better as a result.  cool.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 03, 2010, 07:05:28 PM
I think I'll just go ahead and co-sign everything Draft has posted, as usual. Especially the bit about patching things up with Mom.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Rman on March 04, 2010, 12:29:08 AM
Depends on your goals.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Draft on March 04, 2010, 08:40:16 AM
Is it counter-productive to do pushups and pullups everyday?
Short answer: yes. Alternating them (push ups Monday, pull ups Tuesday, push ups Wednesday, etc...) would be more effective.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Green Shinobi on March 04, 2010, 08:53:54 AM
Is it counter-productive to do pushups and pullups everyday?
Short answer: yes. Alternating them (push ups Monday, pull ups Tuesday, push ups Wednesday, etc...) would be more effective.

Good call.

Today my pull-up bar came loose while I was doing them, and I took a pretty hard fall. It sucked. That's the last time I ever do them without making sure that bar is screwed in tight as hell.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on March 04, 2010, 01:36:05 PM
Got my Vibram KSOs today

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2770/4407031864_2b2699a168_o.jpg)

They feel tight but second skin tight (little more than sock tight). But from wearing them around the apartment, I can already tell that these'll feel great outside.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 04, 2010, 01:44:20 PM
Drumroll, please:

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I've pulled it off by establishing a meal in the morning - usually oatmeal and fruit or egg whites and whole wheat toast. Then a 400 to 500 calorie meal around lunchtime. Then a snack (usually fruit or a Kashi bar). Then a decent meal for dinner. Usually a tea and apple for dessert. I stay under 2,000 calories, though.

I don't really feel hungry. Plus, I've learned that I can make rather filling meals that are between 400 to 500 calories. Like, this was my lunch today, and it was barely over 400 calories:

(http://i48.tinypic.com/2zr26tt.jpg)

NOM NOM NOM

Once I learned how to prepare my meals, and what to eat, it became a lot easier. Also, I don't feel like I'm "dieting" - I'm just eating better.

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: demi on March 04, 2010, 01:57:28 PM
Looks like you been watching too many prison movies. Enjoy your sludge.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 04, 2010, 02:03:09 PM
Dude, it's delicious! Tilapia marinated in some pepper and teriyaki sauce, quinoa with freshly chopped garlic, paprika and shrimp, and roasted, cut asparagus sprinkled with garlic and parmesan!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on March 04, 2010, 03:17:13 PM
I wish I could enjoy fish more easily.  It takes a lot for me to eat fish.

I did start taking fish oil yesterday though.  5 300mg capsules everyday.  holy fuck.  we'll see how they make me feel.

time to lift weights tonight too.  Tuesday was my day off and yesterday was cardio and pushups/situps.

I want to move up in bench press after today and I hope that pain in my thigh doesn't flare up when I do squats today.  RAWR RAWR RAWR RAWR.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Himu on March 04, 2010, 03:19:17 PM
I'm so sore today.

I did a full body workout with weights. I even did pull ups.

Today is my cardio/pushups/situps day as well, Ed.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Himu on March 04, 2010, 03:22:58 PM
That looks good, Willco!

Today I've eaten...

Breakfast:

- Yogurt
- Oatmeal
- Milk (yuck, but I need the calcium. My trainer at the gym says she goes through two gallons of milk a week and I just don't know about that considering milk tastes like shit)

Snack 1:

- apple

Lunch:

- Sandwich (wheat bread, deli turkey, lettuce, no sauce or mayo or anything else)
- salad
- Beans

Snack 2:

- Banana

Dinner:

- ???

The goal to reach 140 is still on! 50 more pounds!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 04, 2010, 03:56:51 PM
Congrats Willco!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on March 04, 2010, 04:33:38 PM
Willco's pee is gonna smell so pungent
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 04, 2010, 04:35:12 PM
It will be a formidable scent!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Himu on March 04, 2010, 04:35:57 PM
Congrats will!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Rman on March 04, 2010, 09:01:50 PM
Is it counter-productive to do pushups and pullups everyday?
Short answer: yes. Alternating them (push ups Monday, pull ups Tuesday, push ups Wednesday, etc...) would be more effective.
Draft, you're still doing your Rippetoes?  I'm thinking of moving to a 5/3/1 program.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 04, 2010, 09:11:00 PM
I am not Draft, but I'm thinking my Starting Strength phase might be nearing an end. It's getting to the point where I need so much recovery time, I can only get one of the lifts in; if I try to do squats AND press (say) in the hour or less that I have to work out, I end up performing horribly on the press.

It's hard to tell though - this might just be a plateau. Might look back on this and laugh that I ever thought of quitting!

On the other hand, it's definitely time to shed some flab. I'm 77kg now, vs 71kg last November (which was pretty f'ing lean given my build). I did some sprint intervals the other day and I've lost a lot of speed. Will be interesting to see how long it takes for it to come back.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Rman on March 04, 2010, 09:19:29 PM
I'm plateauing on SS as well.  I'm also in dire need of variation.  I've been looking into the MoveNAT stuff as well and just going random for quarter or so.

So, it's a toss up between a more advanced training program or looking to work on other metabolic pathways.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 04, 2010, 09:34:19 PM
My plan was always just to go back to mainline Crossfit. Hopefully I'll be strong enough to do some of the wackier stuff now. I have no serious ambition to attempt to max out my strength, since it's pretty unlikely I could even do that before I hit 40 and the testosterone dries up completely.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Draft on March 04, 2010, 10:46:53 PM
Is it counter-productive to do pushups and pullups everyday?
Short answer: yes. Alternating them (push ups Monday, pull ups Tuesday, push ups Wednesday, etc...) would be more effective.
Draft, you're still doing your Rippetoes?  I'm thinking of moving to a 5/3/1 program.
Doing a modified program with some HIIT worked in. I was starting to get fat.

Cormac, do you go to a xfit gym or just do the WODs yourself? A xfit affiliate opened near my gym and I was thinking of checking it out, but it is FUCK expensive. Like $150 a month.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on March 04, 2010, 11:30:11 PM
Damn tonight was good. Moving up on bench again next session. Got back to squat and deadlift too. I'm also one level closer to being done with assisted pullups. I actually did bench twice because i still had energy at the end and my wife wasn't finished. I feel like a beast. The fish oil has really been helping with recovery.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on March 04, 2010, 11:53:41 PM
Oh. I forgot to add I'm going to experiment with decline bench press. The top of my pecs are hard as rocks but they drop off and have like a little nutsack of fat at the bottom. So I'm going to work the lower portion some days to even it. The fat has been disappearing with cardio but I'm not really into having half a pec.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on March 04, 2010, 11:56:38 PM
Its awkward unmounting but decline dumbell presses were sex for me pecks. You can get a sick stretch with them and the squeeze at the top, oh fuck, so good.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Himu on March 05, 2010, 12:03:01 AM
Its awkward unmounting but decline dumbell presses were sex for me pecks. You can get a sick stretch with them and the squeeze at the top, oh fuck, so good.

Nice one.

I also like taking two 10 pound free weights and laying on a bench, have one weight in each hand and move my arms in a swimming motion.

If you keep doing it can burn like fuck, but I think it's been paying off.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on March 05, 2010, 12:16:40 AM
Its awkward unmounting but decline dumbell presses were sex for me pecks. You can get a sick stretch with them and the squeeze at the top, oh fuck, so good.
Oh yeah, it was definitely good.  It was hard as hell.  I 5 sets of 145.  I wasn't able to get the last rep in.  I had to bail and put it on the lower rest but it felt good.  I figure I can also hold an L position for my abs in between sets.  I can already see it will do me some good.  btw, post pics of your sexy pecs rawr  haha
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: duckman2000 on March 05, 2010, 12:16:58 AM
I've been doing a hell of a lot better with dumbbell presses than the barbell stuff. Lets you mix it up real fast too, within a set, which I think works better with my goals.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Rman on March 05, 2010, 12:53:58 AM
Is it counter-productive to do pushups and pullups everyday?
Short answer: yes. Alternating them (push ups Monday, pull ups Tuesday, push ups Wednesday, etc...) would be more effective.
Draft, you're still doing your Rippetoes?  I'm thinking of moving to a 5/3/1 program.
Doing a modified program with some HIIT worked in. I was starting to get fat.

Cormac, do you go to a xfit gym or just do the WODs yourself? A xfit affiliate opened near my gym and I was thinking of checking it out, but it is FUCK expensive. Like $150 a month.

Same.  I wanted to take the intro classes, but it was 150 too.  That's crazy, especially since xfit promotes accessibility.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: duckman2000 on March 05, 2010, 12:59:13 AM
That's about on par with the local place, although I think they charge even more. I guess it's supposed to promote dedication, but it feels mostly elitist to me. Seems like a twisted concept of dedication to me. They also apparently have a very strict policy of kicking you right out if you fail to use it a certain amount of time per month, which is incompatible with my situation, having a kid and all.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 05, 2010, 01:01:25 AM
Draft/Rman -

The closest Crossfit gym to me is Okinawa :lol

When I'm Crossfitting, I do a combination of workouts at home/in parks etc and at the gym. Right now, the gym has everything I need. When you're Crossfitting, it quickly becomes amazing how much stuff they DON'T have! Jump rope! How much would it friggin' cost them to buy a couple dozen jump ropes?  Yet I always have to bring my own. I also end up making a lot of substitutions, like using dumbells in place of kettlebells.

I agree on the price of the Xfit gyms. From what I saw in Okinawa, they give you a hell of a lot in return for that money, but it really is an 'all-in' type deal. They don't want you coming in just to use the equipment. They want you going there for the training, the group camaraderie/motivational support, dietary advice, etc. If you already have a solid foundation in fitness, it may not be for you. I hear a lot of people do Crossfit at home, and do occasional one-on-one sessions with trainers to work on form and so forth.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: duckman2000 on March 05, 2010, 01:05:00 AM
They don't want you coming in just to use the equipment. They want you going there for the training, the group camaraderie/motivational support, dietary advice, etc.

That still seems twisted to me, as it confuses dedication with financial ability. I'd have an easier time getting on their side if they just came out and said that 'hey, this shit cost money and this is how much we cost.' That's fair enough. Basically, I think they are just as full of shit and of themselves as anyone else.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Rman on March 05, 2010, 01:15:18 AM
I'm guessing that price has to do with economies of scale.  Crossfit is still a very nascent fitness movement, as least compared to the traditional gym, which boomed in the 70s.  The facilities, equipment, and management staff/trainers salaries aren't cheap. 

I've never worked with a xfit trainer, but the quality of trainers in most commercial gyms is pathetic.  It's sad too because most aren't cheap, but most suck.   They don't use any metrics.  They lack any knowledge of basic anatomy.  They answer their cell phones while providing training.  And on and on and on. 

I've heard the xfit trainers are top notch, however, so the price may be worth it in the long run for a beginner.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: duckman2000 on March 05, 2010, 01:24:17 AM
I'm guessing that price has to do with economies of scale.  Crossfit is still a very nascent fitness movement, as least compared to the traditional gym, which boomed in the 70s.  The facilities, equipment, and management staff/trainers salaries aren't cheap. 

I've never worked with a xfit trainer, but the quality of trainers in most commercial gyms is pathetic.  It's sad too because most aren't cheap, but most suck.   They don't use any metrics.  They lack any knowledge of basic anatomy.  They answer their cell phones while providing training.  I've heard the xfit trainers are top notch, so the price may be worth it in the long run for a beginner.

I'm sure that's exactly it, and it's probably worth it if you have the time to put into it, but that really has nothing to do with the "dedication" load of crap that they use to explain the cost. My problem certainly isn't dedication, it's sometimes money, and always time. The latter rule, the one that dictates that members must actually use the facilities, that makes some sense and goes well with the dedication bit. The money bit really doesn't.

On that note, there is a gym here that offers crossfit as an alternative, and it's far cheaper. From observing a session, the trainer there certainly seemed dedicated. Partnering up with existing gyms seems like it would be a decent model, but I'm guessing a lot of the gyms and their traditional trainers would be resistant to that. The gym in question almost forgot to mention it, so yeah.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 05, 2010, 01:44:44 AM
The equipment at a Crossfit gym is not a major factor. The biggest by far is the trainers. These guys are pretty serious professionals, in my experience. Try finding someone at globogym who can teach you how to do a snatch, a muscle-up or a double-under. Then try finding a single individual who can do all three. I don't think they hide the cost, so I don't get duckman's ire at all. How are they full of shit?

(it's hard to speak in generalizations, as these places are all affiliates, not centrally-managed in any way. Business philosophies and practice vary considerably I'm sure).
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 05, 2010, 01:48:48 AM
They don't want you coming in just to use the equipment. They want you going there for the training, the group camaraderie/motivational support, dietary advice, etc.

That still seems twisted to me, as it confuses dedication with financial ability. I'd have an easier time getting on their side if they just came out and said that 'hey, this shit cost money and this is how much we cost.' That's fair enough. Basically, I think they are just as full of shit and of themselves as anyone else.


Anyone who understands this post, please explain it to me.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: duckman2000 on March 05, 2010, 01:57:43 AM
They are full of shit because they justify the cost with some crap about it being a test of "dedication," as if financial ability is somehow a valid measure of dedication to fitness. If they want to make money then that's awesome, and I'm not disputing the value at all (and having never been there, I wouldn't be in a position to rate the quality of it anyway). Hell, if I had the time to use it then I could probably drop the money on it and I'd most likely not even feel ripped off, so that's not the issue. But their bullshit justification is just that, bullshit, and that gets to me.

Whatever though, it's late and I'm just going to keep ranting about this, so let's call it a day.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 05, 2010, 02:13:49 AM
They are full of shit because they justify the cost with some crap about it being a test of "dedication," as if financial ability is somehow a valid measure of dedication to fitness. If they want to make money then that's awesome, and I'm not disputing the value at all (and having never been there, I wouldn't be in a position to rate the quality of it anyway). Hell, if I had the time to use it then I could probably drop the money on it and I'd most likely not even feel ripped off, so that's not the issue. But their bullshit justification is just that, bullshit, and that gets to me.

Whatever though, it's late and I'm just going to keep ranting about this, so let's call it a day.

Where on earth are you getting this from? I said NOTHING about dedication. I said nothing about it being a test. They charge that because that's what it costs to keep the lights on and pay trainers' salaries. Most Crossfit owners do it as a side-job....many support it from a military or police pension.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: duckman2000 on March 05, 2010, 02:19:27 AM
Where on earth are you getting this from? I said NOTHING about dedication. I said nothing about it being a test. They charge that because that's what it costs to keep the lights on and pay trainers' salaries. Most Crossfit owners do it as a side-job....many support it from a military or police pension.

I guess I misinterpreted your post (again, it's late), but I read it as a repeat of what the local crossfit place says to explain why the cost is as high as it is: not to make a buck or even cover the cost of facilities and equipment, but as a measure of dedication.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 05, 2010, 02:26:31 AM
Where on earth are you getting this from? I said NOTHING about dedication. I said nothing about it being a test. They charge that because that's what it costs to keep the lights on and pay trainers' salaries. Most Crossfit owners do it as a side-job....many support it from a military or police pension.

I guess I misinterpreted your post (again, it's late), but I read it as a repeat of what the local crossfit place says to explain why the cost is as high as it is: not to make a buck or even cover the cost of facilities and equipment, but as a measure of dedication.


Here's what I said: They don't want you coming in just to use the equipment. They want you going there for the training, the group camaraderie/motivational support, dietary advice, etc.

Those are all services that they provide. If you don't think that, plus the use of the facility, is worth $150, then ...fine. But no-one is trying to bullshit you - Crossfit is predicated on getting results that are 'observable, measurable, repeatable'. If folks don't see those results, I imagine they leave pretty fast.

I stress that I have no horse in this race. I don't go to a Crossfit gym - I can't!

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 05, 2010, 02:49:59 AM
I guess I should stress the part about Crossfit being an open-source model. So it's inevitable that there will be considerable variation in both the quality of the facility, the quality of the trainers and their business methodologies. I'm certainly not here to apologize for any of them, but I have met 4 Crossfit facility owners and found them to be highly professional and 100% committed to their clients. They also tend to be pretty hardcore folks in general, and a lot of fun to be around. But I guess it's inevitable that there are some bandwagon-jumping shysters out there. Hopefully those aren't the kind of people you're running into, duckman. If that is really how they rationalize their fees, I find that pretty questionable I admit.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Draft on March 05, 2010, 07:20:19 AM
...anyway.

I understand what you're saying about the training and camaraderie. I'm just gonna keep squatting for another couple months at my $50 globogym.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Himu on March 05, 2010, 10:27:55 AM
Guess I'm gonna have to ditch my yogurt of choice because it has high fructose corn syrup. I knew it had it in there before, but I always ignored it because I like that yogurt so much.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 05, 2010, 10:28:35 AM
Now that I'm developing a little bit of stamina and some upper body strength, my father wants to train me to box. I don't know if I'm too keen on that.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Himu on March 05, 2010, 10:30:37 AM
I'd say go for it.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 05, 2010, 11:04:42 AM
He thinks because of the way I disperse my weight, I'd be a natural, but boxing goes against my grain in a lot of ways.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: duckman2000 on March 05, 2010, 11:10:33 AM
Guess I'm gonna have to ditch my yogurt of choice because it has high fructose corn syrup. I knew it had it in there before, but I always ignored it because I like that yogurt so much.

What brand is that? I pretty much just buy plain yogurt and add fresh berries and fruit to taste these days. Just make it a rare treat.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on March 05, 2010, 11:13:11 AM
I eat yogurt from work.  It comes with oats and strawberries in it.  It's so damn good.  I just eat it for the protein so I'm not even sure what kind brand it is or if it's bad :teehee
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Himu on March 05, 2010, 11:13:42 AM
Some Dannon strawberry yogurt.

I try their Light and Fit yogurt, but sometimes that stuff gives me the shits.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Himu on March 05, 2010, 11:14:46 AM
I eat yogurt from work.  It comes with oats and strawberries in it.  It's so damn good.  I just eat it for the protein so I'm not even sure what kind brand it is or if it's bad :teehee

Yeah I know. I love the stuff too much to care really, but now I'm being wary of what I put in more than ever these days...
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on March 05, 2010, 11:18:23 AM
I know what you mean Himumu.  I think fish oil has been messing with my shits.  I've been shitting weird since I started taking it.

Also, I'm going to start drinking a couple glasses of milk a day.  I really don't care for milk unless it's with something (usually something sweet).  But I did some math and I haven't been getting as much protein as I should and I figured one of the easiest ways to make up for it is through milk.  I'll see if I can keep this up because I really don't want to use a protein supplement so I'm going to try to get more into my diet with protein instead.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: bud on March 05, 2010, 11:18:59 AM
any of guys building muscle mass? what do eat before/after your workout?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Himu on March 05, 2010, 11:20:52 AM
I know what you mean Himumu.  I think fish oil has been messing with my shits.  I've been shitting weird since I started taking it.

Also, I'm going to start drinking a couple glasses of milk a day.  I really don't care for milk unless it's with something (usually something sweet).  But I did some math and I haven't been getting as much protein as I should and I figured one of the easiest ways to make up for it is through milk.  I'll see if I can keep this up because I really don't want to use a protein supplement so I'm going to try to get more into my diet with protein instead.

I've been making it my goal to drink at least one glass of milk a day, and every time I do it I gag afterwards. White Milk tastes so bad.  :yuck

Also I think I'm becoming more and more lactose intolerant. I used to be able to eat yogurt a whole lot, but now I can't eat certain kinds or my stomach starts to growl instantly and I have to take a shit.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Himu on March 05, 2010, 11:21:08 AM
any of guys building muscle mass? what do eat before/after your workout?

Peanut butter.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: bud on March 05, 2010, 11:26:07 AM
i just noticed i left out two words wtf

this is happening to me a lot lately  :-\
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on March 05, 2010, 11:27:54 AM
any of guys building muscle mass? what do eat before/after your workout?
I don't eat anything before if I can help it.  It usually makes me feel funny during lifting and I don't perform as well.  After I generally drink a sugary drink, usually a juice of some sort.  It helps a lot with recovery.  I've been doing that for about two weeks and I've been noticing a difference.  Some people swear by it and other people say not to.  Then I usually eat a lot of protein afterwards.  Usually chicken or beef with beans or something.  That's been working pretty well for me.  I checked Sunday and I've gained about 12 pounds of muscle mass in 2 months or so.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: duckman2000 on March 05, 2010, 11:28:07 AM
White Milk tastes so bad.  :yuck

 :wtf What other kinds are there?

Also lulz, did you guys see that damning report on fish oil supplements?


Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Himu on March 05, 2010, 11:30:30 AM
White Milk tastes so bad.  :yuck

 :wtf What other kinds are there?

Chocolate :drool
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: duckman2000 on March 05, 2010, 11:32:25 AM
You're not buying the premixed shit, are you?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on March 05, 2010, 11:38:23 AM
White Milk tastes so bad.  :yuck

 :wtf What other kinds are there?

Also lulz, did you guys see that damning report on fish oil supplements?



spill it
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: duckman2000 on March 05, 2010, 11:41:36 AM
It was on ABC news (I think, could have been some other news show)

http://www.alternet.org/health/145916/fish_oil_supplements_--_want_pcbs_with_that

Basically, eat real (fatty) fish

spoiler (click to show/hide)
But watch out for mercury in the most commonly available good, fatty fish. lulz
[close]
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on March 05, 2010, 11:45:13 AM
son of a fucking bitch.  I hate most fish.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: duckman2000 on March 05, 2010, 11:49:27 AM
You can always use flax seed oil instead. Not the same thing, but it's better than nothing.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on March 05, 2010, 11:55:55 AM
what in the hell is that??
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: cool breeze on March 05, 2010, 11:57:16 AM
ffs I just started to have fish oil too

does flax seed oil have the same benefits?

and is flounder a good fish to have? that's one of the few fish I enjoy
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: duckman2000 on March 05, 2010, 11:57:18 AM
what in the hell is that??

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flax
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: duckman2000 on March 05, 2010, 12:00:03 PM
and is flounder a good fish to have? that's one of the few fish I enjoy

I think flounder is high in protein, but I think it's a low fat fish so you won't get the benefits like you would from fatty fish like mackerel. But then again, you probably won't have the risks either.

Man, we have really fucked up our habitat.  :lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on March 05, 2010, 12:01:10 PM
The US is only the 4th largest producer?  Canada and China are the top two?  NO THANKS!

 :P

I'm going to compare how expensive it is to fish oil supplements and see how many I'd need to take compared to them and then research brands that aren't being called out.  Thanks for all the info, dude! :)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: cool breeze on March 05, 2010, 12:05:15 PM
yeah, I'll probably buy flaxseed oil.  Most stores I visit have the Naturemade brand which was one of the ones flagged by that video  :lol  I think Trader Joes has a bunch, so I'll see what's good there.

I've already been having ground flaxseeds for the past few years, just not on a regular basis.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: duckman2000 on March 05, 2010, 12:05:35 PM
I buy the milled flax seed and mix it into yogurt and smoothies. Not as convenient as a capsule, but it makes a meal, and there aren't any suspicious binding agents involved. It will make you poop often and with a vengeance, though.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on March 05, 2010, 12:37:48 PM
the brand of fish oil I have been taking is that naturemade shit :'(
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mr. Gundam on March 05, 2010, 01:01:56 PM
We get big containers of fish oil pills at Costco. Not sure who makes them.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Rman on March 05, 2010, 01:08:22 PM
We get big containers of fish oil pills at Costco. Not sure who makes them.
Kirkland, I believe.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mr. Gundam on March 05, 2010, 01:09:51 PM
We get big containers of fish oil pills at Costco. Not sure who makes them.
Kirkland, I believe.

Kirkland is just Costco's store brand (and the name of the city they're based out of), someone else makes it for them.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Rman on March 05, 2010, 01:12:10 PM
Some Dannon strawberry yogurt.

I try their Light and Fit yogurt, but sometimes that stuff gives me the shits.
Dude, go full fat Greek Yogurt, top with blueberries and you'll be in heaven.  Low fat, watery yogurt is garbage.  Don't worry about the fat content, since full fat yogurt is low in carbs and has no sugar, other than the natural milk sugars.  
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: cool breeze on March 05, 2010, 01:19:51 PM
I actually like 2% more than full fat greek yogurt.  fat free taste like regular plain yogurst.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: duckman2000 on March 05, 2010, 01:22:24 PM
It's actually a bit difficult to find full fat Greek yogurt around here. It's either 2% or fat free, with the only exception being Fage Total, which is rarely in stock in stores (and also costs twice as much as other brands).
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on March 05, 2010, 01:26:04 PM
mmmm  just bought a yogurt for me to eat in a couple of hours.  mmmmmmmmm
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mr. Gundam on March 05, 2010, 01:32:56 PM
It's actually a bit difficult to find full fat Greek yogurt around here. It's either 2% or fat free, with the only exception being Fage Total, which is rarely in stock in stores (and also costs twice as much as other brands).

Whole Foods and Trader Joes both have it.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Rman on March 05, 2010, 01:38:08 PM
We get big containers of fish oil pills at Costco. Not sure who makes them.
Kirkland, I believe.

Kirkland is just Costco's store brand (and the name of the city they're based out of), someone else makes it for them.
Oh, ok.  I didn't know that.  The Costco store brand is very popular amongst xfitters.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 05, 2010, 06:34:32 PM
It was on ABC news (I think, could have been some other news show)

http://www.alternet.org/health/145916/fish_oil_supplements_--_want_pcbs_with_that

Basically, eat real (fatty) fish

spoiler (click to show/hide)
But watch out for mercury in the most commonly available good, fatty fish. lulz
[close]

This is why you want pharmaceutical grade fish oil.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on March 05, 2010, 06:38:34 PM
any of guys building muscle mass? what do eat before/after your workout?

Its more important that you provide your body with a steady stream of protein, carbs and calories throughout the day. I don't believe there's any beneficial effects of protein intake before or after a workout (as in faster protein processing). Now eating fruit for quick energy burst and drinking water for hydration isn't a bad idea.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 05, 2010, 06:43:02 PM
Some Dannon strawberry yogurt.

I try their Light and Fit yogurt, but sometimes that stuff gives me the shits.
Dude, go full fat Greek Yogurt, top with blueberries and you'll be in heaven.  Low fat, watery yogurt is garbage.  Don't worry about the fat content, since full fat yogurt is low in carbs and has no sugar, other than the natural milk sugars.  

How many times has this come up now? I'm losing track! :lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on March 05, 2010, 06:47:32 PM
Man, I wonder what havoc a dollop of Greek Yogurt would have on the internals of a lactose intolerant person? Would it even effect them? I've seen something as benign as 1% Milk cause a lactose intolerant person to become a real life koffing. I'm happy I haven't regressed into my parents and sisters state of lactose intolerance, love my whole milk.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Rman on March 05, 2010, 06:48:52 PM
Not much.  The fermentation process nullifies much of the digestive issues even in lactose intolerant persons.

Some Dannon strawberry yogurt.

I try their Light and Fit yogurt, but sometimes that stuff gives me the shits.
Dude, go full fat Greek Yogurt, top with blueberries and you'll be in heaven.  Low fat, watery yogurt is garbage.  Don't worry about the fat content, since full fat yogurt is low in carbs and has no sugar, other than the natural milk sugars.  

How many times has this come up now? I'm losing track! :lol
We should just make a thread. LOL.


Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on March 05, 2010, 06:50:48 PM
Not much.  The fermentation process nullifies much of the digestive issues even in lactose intolerant persons.

Ahhh, figured as much. I need to get into healthy things I can quickly grab, instead of replacing all of it with a can of coke.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: archie4208 on March 05, 2010, 06:51:17 PM
Only one store in my entire town sells Greek Yogurt, and it is the fat free kind. :'(
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Kestastrophe on March 05, 2010, 07:08:28 PM
any of guys building muscle mass? what do eat before/after your workout?
Since I lift in the mornings, I eat eggs before working out, and I always have a protein shake with whole milk immediately afterwards. And I eat every three hours
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: duckman2000 on March 05, 2010, 07:19:31 PM
Not much.  The fermentation process nullifies much of the digestive issues even in lactose intolerant persons.

Some Dannon strawberry yogurt.

I try their Light and Fit yogurt, but sometimes that stuff gives me the shits.
Dude, go full fat Greek Yogurt, top with blueberries and you'll be in heaven.  Low fat, watery yogurt is garbage.  Don't worry about the fat content, since full fat yogurt is low in carbs and has no sugar, other than the natural milk sugars.  

How many times has this come up now? I'm losing track! :lol
We should just make a thread. LOL.

A nutrition thread might not be a bad idea, really. Not sure if it's needed in a small forum like this, and I like talking about food, but a little FAQ might be useful.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 05, 2010, 07:31:25 PM
Not much.  The fermentation process nullifies much of the digestive issues even in lactose intolerant persons.

Ahhh, figured as much. I need to get into healthy things I can quickly grab, instead of replacing all of it with a can of coke.

Aside: Rippotoe was once asked by a lactose intolerant kid if he could substitute yoghurt for the recommended gallon of milk a day. The answer was "Gallon of yoghurt" :lol

The weird thing is, I feel like I could do that most days :lol Michael from Burn Notice has nothing on me.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: cool breeze on March 05, 2010, 07:43:29 PM
This is why you want pharmaceutical grade fish oil.

Is there a common brand or do you have any recommendations? also, what exactly is the difference?


Whole Foods and Trader Joes both have it.

yeah, Trader Joes has full fat Fage for ~$1.80.  They also have the Trader Joe brand greek yogurt that come in big tubs and you get more value, but I don't think it taste as good as fage.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on March 05, 2010, 07:46:10 PM
Not much.  The fermentation process nullifies much of the digestive issues even in lactose intolerant persons.

Ahhh, figured as much. I need to get into healthy things I can quickly grab, instead of replacing all of it with a can of coke.

Aside: Rippotoe was once asked by a lactose intolerant kid if he could substitute yoghurt for the recommended gallon of milk a day. The answer was "Gallon of yoghurt" :lol

The weird thing is, I feel like I could do that most days :lol Michael from Burn Notice has nothing on me.

:lol

And I'm a believer in the powers of Milk and training. When I was hitting the weights hard, my gym buddies were wondering why I was making gains fairly quickly.... unsurprisingly I was the only one that was constantly drinking 1/3 Gallon of milk nearly everyday. Not the full gallon but still. That or genes, I don't know.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Oblivion on March 05, 2010, 08:24:10 PM
Is it a better idea to do a lot of pushups all at once, or to do smaller sets (say 20 pushups 5 times a day) throughout the day?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 05, 2010, 08:34:03 PM
This is why you want pharmaceutical grade fish oil.

Is there a common brand or do you have any recommendations? also, what exactly is the difference?


Whole Foods and Trader Joes both have it.

yeah, Trader Joes has full fat Fage for ~$1.80.  They also have the Trader Joe brand greek yogurt that come in big tubs and you get more value, but I don't think it taste as good as fage.


http://www.ascentahealth.com/products/human/nutrasea-hp-200-ml#details

For example. The mercury scare I think is overrated - I've read that you get as much exposure to mercury walking around outside in a typical big city. Also, the mercury shouldn't be present in the oil - it'll be in the flesh of the fish.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 05, 2010, 08:34:46 PM
Is it a better idea to do a lot of pushups all at once, or to do smaller sets (say 20 pushups 5 times a day) throughout the day?

Yes.

(serious answer)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Oblivion on March 05, 2010, 08:56:06 PM
Is it a better idea to do a lot of pushups all at once, or to do smaller sets (say 20 pushups 5 times a day) throughout the day?

Yes.

(serious answer)

 ???
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on March 05, 2010, 09:05:22 PM
Is it a better idea to do a lot of pushups all at once, or to do smaller sets (say 20 pushups 5 times a day) throughout the day?

Yes.

(serious answer)

 ???

(http://i50.tinypic.com/t9fblv.jpg)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: duckman2000 on March 05, 2010, 09:18:09 PM
The mercury scare I think is overrated - I've read that you get as much exposure to mercury walking around outside in a typical big city. Also, the mercury shouldn't be present in the oil - it'll be in the flesh of the fish.

The point is sort of that you don't want that exposure plus the exposure from fish. That's a little bit like saying that smoking is alright since you get exposed to all that arsenic from just living near industry anyway. I personally don't care all that much since there is a limit on how much of this crap an adult can absorb through regular diet anyway, but I'm more cautious about what I feed the kid. Wouldn't stop me from giving her mackerel, but I keep track of where it's caught.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: duckman2000 on March 05, 2010, 10:25:39 PM
So I tried a decline dumbbell press thing, and I slid right off the stupid bench. Not my first work-out related accident, but certainly the stupidest. Oh well, it made the kid's day.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on March 05, 2010, 10:51:20 PM
:lol :lol Duckman

I was scared I would do that when getting up.

I bought a new fish oil supplement.  It has more per capsule so I don't have to take as many damn pills and it is pharmaceutical grade.  My gym had it pretty cheap too.  A 4 months supply for twenty bucks

Then they also got me to try a creatine supplement.  It was 7 bucks so if I don't get good results I won't mind too much. 

So I don't know if anyone here has ever tried it.  I know basics but I'm not too familiar.  This is what I figured I'd do...

About an hour before my workout I'll take about 2 grams of the powder with some milk.  Then immediately after my workout I'll take about 3 grams with my meal and 30 grams of sugar in my juice.

How about creatine loading?  Should I do it?  Some people say it's not necessary and others say you need to in order to see results.  So I have no idea.  Any advice would be welcomed.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: cool breeze on March 05, 2010, 11:14:49 PM
This is why you want pharmaceutical grade fish oil.

Is there a common brand or do you have any recommendations? also, what exactly is the difference?


Whole Foods and Trader Joes both have it.

yeah, Trader Joes has full fat Fage for ~$1.80.  They also have the Trader Joe brand greek yogurt that come in big tubs and you get more value, but I don't think it taste as good as fage.


http://www.ascentahealth.com/products/human/nutrasea-hp-200-ml#details

For example. The mercury scare I think is overrated - I've read that you get as much exposure to mercury walking around outside in a typical big city. Also, the mercury shouldn't be present in the oil - it'll be in the flesh of the fish.

thanks

I found a store near here that carries it.  I'll probably get the one that also has vitamin d instead of the high potency one you linked to.  Two birds, one stone, etc etc.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Oblivion on March 06, 2010, 12:26:37 AM
Is it a better idea to do a lot of pushups all at once, or to do smaller sets (say 20 pushups 5 times a day) throughout the day?

Yes.

(serious answer)

 ???

(http://i50.tinypic.com/t9fblv.jpg)

Do what? 100 at once or in smaller sets? He wasn't clear.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 06, 2010, 12:50:30 AM
jesus, try exercising your brain sometime. Do both!

And if you can do a set of 100, as i've mentioned several times in this thread already, it's time to move on to something more challenging.

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: duckman2000 on March 06, 2010, 12:55:14 AM
Or add something to it, like dumbbell rows. If you can do 100 of those with 50lb dumbbells, you may want to just go live in the jungle for a while.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Oblivion on March 06, 2010, 01:22:03 AM
jesus, try exercising your brain sometime.

Hrmph.  :maf

Quote
And if you can do a set of 100, as i've mentioned several times in this thread already, it's time to move on to something more challenging.

I've only posted in this thread like 3 or 4 times, and considering that it's 20 pages, forgive me if I've missed you mentioning it before. AIGHT?! :punch
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 06, 2010, 01:31:56 AM
it wouldn't be 20 pgs if it wasn't for everybody asking the same questions over and over :teehee

ok, you get a pass this time. Now drop down and give me 50!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 07, 2010, 01:10:15 PM
Cormac, I did some measurements today. Thought you'd might be interested.

I carved 2% off my BMI since January 17th. I didn't think that was a lot, but I was told it was progress. Now I shaved off two inches from my hips, three inches from my waist and two inches from my chest (against measurements taken 01/17) - but I gained an inch on my bicep, an inch on my thigh and an inch on my calf. That was kind of deflating. All in all, I've lost 20 lbs. since January 17th.

My goal is 299 lbs. by June 7th (my brother's birthday).

I also had steak and eggs today, and I thought of you. (I lifted weights today - beat my previous record, so it was well earned).
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: cool breeze on March 07, 2010, 01:15:57 PM
Liquid fish oil taste is just rancid tasting stuff :lol

It's like the funk of ten-thousand fish in your mouth at the same time, then there is an aftertaste of apple.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on March 07, 2010, 03:32:31 PM
Mine comes in capsules and I don't taste anything

Will: the added size could be contributed to muscle growth pushing your fat out further. It seems to be in line with the workouts you have been doing

Yesterday was my first day of taking creatine. My chest and arms are definitely swollen. My mother in law even asked about it today. I also apparently did not drink enough water yesterday. I kept waking up all night and having to get water. I was dehydrated as fuck and had a headache this morning. I gotta be careful. They say I should drink around two gallons each day of water.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 07, 2010, 07:29:07 PM
...or not take creatine. What is the point of it again?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on March 07, 2010, 07:33:18 PM
That it was 7 bucks so I figured why not!  That's really about it. If it doesn't do anything ill just stop taking it. No biggie.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 07, 2010, 07:33:48 PM
Good job, Willco!

Those big biceps are going to be problem, like duckman's butt. Better get back on the eliptical til that icky muscle melts away!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 07, 2010, 07:43:21 PM
That it was 7 bucks so I figured why not!  That's really about it. If it doesn't do anything ill just stop taking it. No biggie.

I applaud this spirit of scientific investigation.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 07, 2010, 07:49:33 PM
Good job, Willco!

Those big biceps are going to be problem, like duckman's butt. Better get back on the eliptical til that icky muscle melts away!

Are you being facetious?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on March 07, 2010, 08:08:19 PM
 :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 07, 2010, 08:34:39 PM
Good job, Willco!

Those big biceps are going to be problem, like duckman's butt. Better get back on the eliptical til that icky muscle melts away!

Are you being facetious?

:teehee
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 07, 2010, 09:04:34 PM
I can't really tell. I would imagine that any significant mass gain would be viewed as a bad thing on my legs. Maybe not arms, but I would hope my legs would shrink.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on March 07, 2010, 09:13:57 PM
Went trekking in the wooded trails around my apartment for two hours in my Vibrams and man, that shit was a workout in itself. A good amount of muscle groups in my legs felt like they been pushed rather hard. Slowly breaking them in and getting used to the outside barefoot walking before I run.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 07, 2010, 09:27:51 PM
I can't really tell. I would imagine that any significant mass gain would be viewed as a bad thing on my legs. Maybe not arms, but I would hope my legs would shrink.

It might, if you keep gaining an inch every month. But that's pretty unlikely, since you're not doing anything to promote huge muscle growth. More likely you'll just keep losing fat and they'll shrink, as will the rest of you. I don't know anything much about this level of fat loss though.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 07, 2010, 09:35:59 PM
Hey I lift weights! I do the machines once a week, and work with my 20 lb. dumbbells every other day! On Sunday, I do a fake-me-out deadlifts and hammer curls and chest presses and stuff! Also, I bought a new dumbbell set with removable plate and I did bicep curls with a 35 lb. dumbbell (which is new for me).

I try! I mean, I'm no you, but I am trying.

In terms of my lower body, I've been doing squats, but I don't know if that builds muscle.

It was just weird that I lost three inches on my thigh and calf, and then gained an inch on both a month and a half later. Y'know?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 07, 2010, 10:08:41 PM
You need to understand that in context, Willco. Gaining an inch of muscle on your biceps is a pretty huge amount of muscle - Arnie said you need to gain 10lbs in bodyweight for each inch you want to add to your biceps. You are lifting weights, yes, but you are not lifting weights on that scale. Few people are. That's why I say it's unlikely to continue.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: duckman2000 on March 07, 2010, 10:17:39 PM
Good job, Willco!

Those big biceps are going to be problem, like duckman's butt. Better get back on the eliptical til that icky muscle melts away!

I'm alright with it now, my new pants make it work!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on March 08, 2010, 12:18:21 AM
Pics plz
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on March 08, 2010, 10:48:45 AM
So day 2 of creatine.  I thought yesterday was an anomaly, but all my shits are bright green.  They feel really great though!  Also, no more headache since I've been drinking enough water now.  I went and got a two gallon jug that I have sitting next to me at work and I've actually put myself on a water drinking schedule.

Now the bad part, I've gained about 4 pounds in water weight.  My pants feel quite a bit tighter!  I can feel it all in my stomach too.  It doesn't really make me look fat because of the way my body holds water weight.  I just look bloated (can't even tell with a shirt on).  But man, I fucking feel it.  Tonight will be my weight lifting night again and I'll finally get to see if I get any difference. 

Oh and as far as recovery, usually I'm still a bit sore at this point.  I feel fucking great.  No soreness.  None.  Whatsoever.  I was sore yesterday, but it's completely gone today.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: WrikaWrek on March 08, 2010, 07:04:06 PM
I got a friend of mine going at the same gym as me now, so it's easier now. Today i ran 2.5 km in 15 min, it was cool.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on March 09, 2010, 01:42:25 AM
Soooo... tonight was pretty fucking great.

I hit the gym and I felt damn fantastic.  I got some great results.  I breezed through my bench press.  My deadlift is now at 165 and it felt incredible.  Squat was pretty amazing.  I just felt good.  I just felt like I breezed through all of it.  I've been having a lot of good days recently.  :D
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 09, 2010, 01:51:30 AM
Squat, deadlift and press is a proven recipe for feeling great, man :D

I bet you're sleeping like a log too. It's almost impossible not to.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Rman on March 09, 2010, 02:34:04 AM
Squat, deadlift, bench press and power clean were the four big ones our coach made us do when I played football. Shit works. I haven't done a deadlift or clean since high school though.
Your coach knew his stuff.  I'd add a standing overhead press and maybe some dips and pull ups and you're all set.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Green Shinobi on March 09, 2010, 02:46:29 AM
Oh yeah, dips, overhead press and a few others were in there, but those were the big four.

When I think about what better shape I was then (10 years ago now), I feel like one of those RPG characters who's lost all of his power in between saving the world and the start of the sequel.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Green Shinobi on March 09, 2010, 03:00:58 AM
http://boringoldraphael.tumblr.com/post/151808014/rule-number-one-is-dont-be-a-dick (http://boringoldraphael.tumblr.com/post/151808014/rule-number-one-is-dont-be-a-dick)

I'm not giving anyone tips, you fucking cunt. I haven't lifted seriously in years, and there are others who are far more qualified to do that. I'm wasting time casually shooting the shit on a message board. I don't expect to be attacked for making posts that serve only to back up what other posters have already said in this thread.

What the fuck is your problem, seriously?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Kestastrophe on March 09, 2010, 07:05:08 AM
I feel like one of those RPG characters who's lost all of his power in between saving the world and the start of the sequel.
:teehee

Interesting article on artificial vs natural sweeteners:

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748704706304575107560929031460.html (http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748704706304575107560929031460.html)

Quote
The Corn Refiners Association has been running television ads that try to counter the perception that the syrup is inferior. On its Web site, www.sweetsurprise.com, the association says high fructose corn syrup "is simply a kind of corn sugar. It has the same number of calories as sugar and is handled similarly by the body."

fud?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 09, 2010, 07:07:52 AM
Saying it is the same as sugar is hardly a ringing endorsement, dude. Refined sugar is about as bad as it gets, nutritionally-speaking.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on March 09, 2010, 09:55:09 AM
Squat, deadlift and press is a proven recipe for feeling great, man :D

I bet you're sleeping like a log too. It's almost impossible not to.
Oh yes.  I sleep great!  Thanks for all your advice, man!  I made more progress in the last month than I did in two months on my own. 

I also figured that due to my work schedule and whatnot, it will be really hard to meet my protein requirement everyday.  So I've bought a bottle of whey protein.  On days that I won't be making it I'll go ahead and supplement with the protein after my workout.  I'd rather get it with real foods, but I figure getting it from the protein shake is better than not getting it at all.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: duckman2000 on March 09, 2010, 11:14:39 AM
Thanks for the insight, GS.  Any other tips from your time in freshman football?

http://boringoldraphael.tumblr.com/post/151808014/rule-number-one-is-dont-be-a-dick (http://boringoldraphael.tumblr.com/post/151808014/rule-number-one-is-dont-be-a-dick)

I'm not giving anyone tips, you fucking cunt. I haven't lifted seriously in years, and there are others who are far more qualified to do that. I'm wasting time casually shooting the shit on a message board. I don't expect to be attacked for making posts that serve only to back up what other posters have already said in this thread.

What the fuck is your problem, seriously?

Am I missing something here?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: WrikaWrek on March 09, 2010, 11:20:09 AM
Yeah. Avatar didn't win the Oscar.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: brawndolicious on March 09, 2010, 04:06:25 PM
I feel like one of those RPG characters who's lost all of his power in between saving the world and the start of the sequel.
:teehee
Interesting article on artificial vs natural sweeteners:
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748704706304575107560929031460.html (http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748704706304575107560929031460.html)
Quote
The Corn Refiners Association has been running television ads that try to counter the perception that the syrup is inferior. On its Web site, www.sweetsurprise.com, the association says high fructose corn syrup "is simply a kind of corn sugar. It has the same number of calories as sugar and is handled similarly by the body."
fud?
Well it isn't handled the exact same way.  It's in some ways better and in other ways worse since they each put strain on different parts of the metabolic system but health-wise, there's no real consensus that one is significantly better than the other for the general population.  I don't know if that even matters though because the article points out that some consumers are preferring sucrose over corn syrup just because it seems more natural, which is just the worst logic to use when talking about food science.

Since artificial sweeteners like splenda are cheaper and don't hurt your health like corn syrup/sucrose, then I think it might actually make sense to give a tax incentive to companies that don't use anything "natural".  Would probably help cut down on diabetes in the long-run.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on March 09, 2010, 04:09:11 PM
I don't know why people argue about the HFC and refined sugar shit.  Both are absolutely terrible.  I hear people at work buying the Pepsi throwback shit and acting like they're doing their bodies a big favor.  SMFH
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: demi on March 09, 2010, 04:12:30 PM
I don't know why people argue about the HFC and refined sugar shit.  Both are absolutely terrible.  I hear people at work buying the Pepsi throwback shit and acting like they're doing their bodies a big favor.  SMFH

Not to mention Throwback tastes like its been left out too long from the start. Blech. Give me chemicals any day
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on March 09, 2010, 04:13:24 PM
Never tasted throwback.  I love the processed taste of Pepsi.  The fact that it taste so manufactured is what I love.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: demi on March 09, 2010, 05:30:59 PM
Mmm fatties.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mr. Gundam on March 09, 2010, 05:41:39 PM
I gave up pop for Lent. Don't miss it one bit.

edit: I have 5 or 6 12-packs of Mountain Dew Throwback in the basement, though.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mr. Gundam on March 09, 2010, 05:58:24 PM
I missed it the first couple days something fierce, but I'm ok now. :lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: WrikaWrek on March 09, 2010, 06:29:58 PM
Bought some Purple K creatine. Wanna see what this can do.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on March 10, 2010, 10:46:40 PM
Well after all my good days I guess I was due for a bad one. 

I had to step down from 205 to 195 because I couldn't manage full sets on 205 or 200.  I felt like I was going to die after squats and after deadlift.  Dips were shit.

Imma take a two day rest and make sure I eat well and come back good on Saturday to kick 205 in its fucking ass.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Rman on March 10, 2010, 11:27:38 PM
I'm back on cross fit WODs after gaining some strength on Rippetoe.  Boy my WOD performance sucks.  You were right, Cormac, about not mixing strength and metcon work.

I caught this on my Twitter Feed on cross fit and the paleo diet movement.

[youtube=560,345]4tiyacMQ1j8[/youtube]
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 11, 2010, 12:31:33 AM
I'm pretty scared to do a WOD now, even more scared than usual! Even doing bodyweight stuff in my warm-up seems incredibly hard. In theory, it should come back in a few weeks, or a month at most, and then I'll be better than ever thanks to the extra strength but it's gonna be tough getting back into it. The extra bodyweight alone makes it harder to run, do pull-ups etc. I feel so sluggish and heavy right now.

I've shifted to doing triples and singles this week in an attempt to milk out a few more lbs on the heavy lifts, and mixing in some running and bodyweight stuff. Nothing too intense yet though. All of this just reinforces what I knew all along: specialization isn't for me. My goal is to be doing nothing but Crossfit again inside the month. Now I just need to get my training buddy to sign up for the pain!

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 11, 2010, 12:44:37 AM
Some good stuff up on mefi today about Rippetoe's methods:

http://www.metafilter.com/89973/The-Novice-Effect


Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: duckman2000 on March 11, 2010, 01:56:38 PM
Decided to tackle the previously impossible version of the calisthenics program that I was on before getting into lifting weights, and it was surprisingly painless. Air squats and squat posting still get me, though.

I caught this on my Twitter Feed on cross fit and the paleo diet movement.

[youtube=560,345]4tiyacMQ1j8[/youtube]

If they also hunted and grew their own food with sparse tools, they probably wouldn't need the workout in the first place! The fact that the dude chosen for the piece is a lawyer made me chuckle.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Rman on March 11, 2010, 02:31:19 PM
I'm pretty scared to do a WOD now, even more scared than usual! Even doing bodyweight stuff in my warm-up seems incredibly hard. In theory, it should come back in a few weeks, or a month at most, and then I'll be better than ever thanks to the extra strength but it's gonna be tough getting back into it. The extra bodyweight alone makes it harder to run, do pull-ups etc. I feel so sluggish and heavy right now.

I've shifted to doing triples and singles this week in an attempt to milk out a few more lbs on the heavy lifts, and mixing in some running and bodyweight stuff. Nothing too intense yet though. All of this just reinforces what I knew all along: specialization isn't for me. My goal is to be doing nothing but Crossfit again inside the month. Now I just need to get my training buddy to sign up for the pain!


Yeah. I got nauseous after my first WOD in months.  Gotta love crossfit!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on March 11, 2010, 02:49:50 PM
So I think it's actually my caffeine withdrawals that's making me feel this way.  I feel achey and irritable.  I have for a few days.  But last night was really bad and I even had some shakes.  I thought I might be getting sick.

That was until I came in this morning and saw a pitcher of tea in the break room and my entire body got warm and I thought "holy shit that would be so fucking delicious."

I stopped drinking tea on Monday and didn't even think about it.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: duckman2000 on March 11, 2010, 02:53:31 PM
I don't care how unhealthy it is, I'm not dropping coffee. Over the past 5 years I've completely dropped booze, cigarettes, various drugs, soda and I barely eat candy. Coffee stays.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on March 11, 2010, 02:54:37 PM
I only dropped tea because I started taking the creatine.  People say it's easier to get dehydrated when you are drinking tea instead of water so I switched.  Fuck.  I feel like shit.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on March 11, 2010, 05:29:39 PM
Aren't you taking a pre-workout supplement too?  That's likely full of caffeine.  This is all in your mind. 
I was.  But I stopped taking it as well when I started taking the creatine.  Didn't want to mix them.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Draft on March 11, 2010, 10:18:38 PM
Rippetoe destroyed Lyle. That dude looks like a real jackass.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: duckman2000 on March 11, 2010, 10:34:05 PM
I only dropped tea because I started taking the creatine.  People say it's easier to get dehydrated when you are drinking tea instead of water so I switched.  Fuck.  I feel like shit.

Then stop taking creatine. Do you really need it? Anything with caffeine is going to dehydrate you to some degree, but it feels pretty overblown. But then I'm biased so hey.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 11, 2010, 10:50:50 PM
Rippetoe destroyed Lyle. That dude looks like a real jackass.

Must have missed this. Link?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Rman on March 11, 2010, 10:59:18 PM
Rippetoe destroyed Lyle. That dude looks like a real jackass.
A lot of distinguished mentally-challenged fellows in that MF thread.  Did you read the comments?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 11, 2010, 11:04:33 PM
I did, but didn't see anything directly from Rip in there. I did see some nonsense from someone claiming to be a doctor though - he got debunked pretty thoroughly, I thought.

Although I have to say, i think the Church of Big is a little misguided. Bigger is not automatically better in all situations, for all purposes. I feel stronger now, but I don't necessarily feel better. I feel stiff and sluggish and fat. I can't imagine pushing my weight to 200+lbs and feeling remotely as good as when I was Crossfitting intensely at 160lbs. And btw, I've LOST 10lbs off my deadlift vs then. I'm only stronger in squat and press.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 11, 2010, 11:06:10 PM
Why is my writing and whackin' it arm not as strong as my left arm?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 11, 2010, 11:15:55 PM
Why is my writing and whackin' it arm not as strong as my left arm?

(http://img43.imageshack.us/img43/3240/itisamystery.gif)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Ganhyun on March 11, 2010, 11:16:57 PM
decent pic of me (not a full body of course or anything) in the pics thread. Just remember guys I've lost a bunch of weight.  :-[
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 11, 2010, 11:21:19 PM
My right arm is noticeably weaker than me left. It's a pretty significant difference. That kind of goes against all the rules.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Ganhyun on March 11, 2010, 11:23:27 PM
did u hurt it at some point prior to now?
such as:


break it?
tear any tendons/ligaments?
hurt that shoulder?
etc?

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 11, 2010, 11:28:35 PM
I don't think I fractured or broke it. I probably fucked it up as a kid, because I was a running accident during my youth.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 12, 2010, 01:13:00 AM
My right arm is noticeably weaker than me left. It's a pretty significant difference. That kind of goes against all the rules.

We can theorize as to the reasons but ultimately...so what. It shouldn't affect the way you train. Both of your arms need to get stronger.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 12, 2010, 06:19:50 AM
BECAUSE I WANT TO KNOW WHY, THAT'S WHY MISTER DOESN'T KNOW.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Kestastrophe on March 12, 2010, 07:12:37 AM
Thanks for posting that link to Rip, Cormac. After watching the video of that kid squatting in the link, I tried out his technique of spotting the floor instead of looking forward. It felt much more natural, and my squat was actually easier.

When Rip is saying "middle of the foot", what is he referring to?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: WrikaWrek on March 12, 2010, 07:17:26 AM
Did 4.3 kms yesterday, and i'm less tired today than i was yesterday at the same time. Diet has been working really well, i'm already starting to see results after 2 weeks, i think things are looking rosy for June.

Only junk food i eat is sometimes i eat a couple of cookies, but aside from that...pretty much perfect, have no bad habits.

Basically only drink water, milk in the morning, and Protein Shake at night. No sodas.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 12, 2010, 07:28:50 AM
BECAUSE I WANT TO KNOW WHY, THAT'S WHY MISTER DOESN'T KNOW.

Because your body, as we've previously established from your magical weight gains, is a freak of nature! Possibly you are a whole new genus, even a new species! Future generations of biologists will probably curse my name for shutting off this potentially bounteous avenues of inquiries, I admit.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 12, 2010, 07:33:53 AM
Thanks for posting that link to Rip, Cormac. After watching the video of that kid squatting in the link, I tried out his technique of spotting the floor instead of looking forward. It felt much more natural, and my squat was actually easier.

When Rip is saying "middle of the foot", what is he referring to?

It's basically just another way of saying "not on your toes". People often cue the squat (and other lifts) by saying "weight on the heels", but really it should be distributed evenly across the foot for maximum stability of course. Asking people to put it on their heels is just to force them to correct the problem by exaggerating it. If you tell people from the outset that their weight should be on the middle of their foot, most people will go "no duh" then continue to lean forward on their toes.

Getting my head position correct was a surprisingly big step forward for me as well. My gym has mirrors in front of the squat rack, so the tendency is to look at yourself the whole way down and up. That messes up your chest position of course, and weakens the whole movement. Do you have a copy of Starting Strength? There are lots of useful diagrams in there. Only $25, and it'll help keep Rip in steaks.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Draft on March 12, 2010, 09:04:25 AM
Rippetoe destroyed Lyle. That dude looks like a real jackass.

Must have missed this. Link?
Oh, I thought you knew. It's sort of addressed in the link you posted.

http://startingstrength.com/resources/forum/showthread.php?t=15386

Lyle MacDonald of body recomposition fame called the Zach update bullshit. Said there was no way he gained as much LBM as Rip said, said there was no way he put that much weight on his squat while maintaining good form. Rip posted videos of Zach doing 320x5x5, ATG with basically perfect form. Lyle MacDonald locked the thread on his forum discussing Zach, then cancelled a trip to one of Rip's certs, then posted a petulant whine including private emails between him and Rip. Dude came off like a real douchebag through this whole thing, and Rippetoe looks like the GOMAD King.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on March 12, 2010, 10:19:23 AM
I only dropped tea because I started taking the creatine.  People say it's easier to get dehydrated when you are drinking tea instead of water so I switched.  Fuck.  I feel like shit.

Then stop taking creatine. Do you really need it? Anything with caffeine is going to dehydrate you to some degree, but it feels pretty overblown. But then I'm biased so hey.
Eh.  I feel a lot better today.  I'm glad I got it out of my system.  I only really drink tea for the taste.  I don't like the idea of being addicted to anything so I'm happy it's done.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Kestastrophe on March 12, 2010, 06:17:31 PM
Thanks for posting that link to Rip, Cormac. After watching the video of that kid squatting in the link, I tried out his technique of spotting the floor instead of looking forward. It felt much more natural, and my squat was actually easier.

When Rip is saying "middle of the foot", what is he referring to?

It's basically just another way of saying "not on your toes". People often cue the squat (and other lifts) by saying "weight on the heels", but really it should be distributed evenly across the foot for maximum stability of course. Asking people to put it on their heels is just to force them to correct the problem by exaggerating it. If you tell people from the outset that their weight should be on the middle of their foot, most people will go "no duh" then continue to lean forward on their toes.

Getting my head position correct was a surprisingly big step forward for me as well. My gym has mirrors in front of the squat rack, so the tendency is to look at yourself the whole way down and up. That messes up your chest position of course, and weakens the whole movement. Do you have a copy of Starting Strength? There are lots of useful diagrams in there. Only $25, and it'll help keep Rip in steaks.
I don't have it, but I will get it now that I've taken several tips from his videos. Also, its hard to believe that adjusting the direction you look during squat can have that much effect, but in fact it did. My gym is the same way, with mirrors right in front, so I would watch myself. Going on feel was much, along with the floor as a visual cue, was much better
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: WrikaWrek on March 12, 2010, 06:32:15 PM
I've only been sleeping 5 hours and some for 4 days, it has definitely come back to kick me in the ass today. I was so tired, i felt my eyes were tired, burning.

This weekend is for resting with some lighter home work, 15 min deals. Your body needs rest people, another good advice from the Wreckage
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 12, 2010, 06:43:50 PM
Kestastrophe - The book will explain, in considerable anatomic detail, why these tweaks make a difference.

I noticed a fairly substantial psychological effect as well. I go down into the squat much faster when I'm not looking at myself, because I'm not using the mirror as a gauge of squat depth, consciously or not. Also, it helps shift your mental focus from the bar (which you can't help looking at if there's a mirror there) to your feet and ass (which is where the weight should be distributed, and what moves the weight, respectively).

Draft - Didn't hear about the Lyle McDonald flap. I read his posts occasionally but he's a little bit too hardcore technical with his diet for me, to be honest. I'm just not ready for that level of detail. Robb Wolf is more my speed (and that guy can LIFT too). Even then it's too much information.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Draft on March 12, 2010, 08:47:21 PM
I still think Lyle is a valuable resource and I'll keep reading his articles. I just think it's funny how he seems utterly convinced that Rippetoe's lying about this kid's gains.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 12, 2010, 08:49:36 PM
Yeah. How anyone could think Rip was letting this kid cheat on his squat depth is just :lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mr. Gundam on March 12, 2010, 09:44:17 PM
I'm down to 158 pounds.

Running rocks.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 13, 2010, 02:26:31 AM
so dcharlie keeps telling me :teehee
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: WrikaWrek on March 13, 2010, 07:45:15 AM
I'm down to 158 pounds.

Running rocks.

How tall are you? Because that sounds extremely thin.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mr. Gundam on March 13, 2010, 12:16:08 PM
I'm down to 158 pounds.

Running rocks.

How tall are you? Because that sounds extremely thin.

I'm 5 foot, 11 inches tall. I've got a little bit of a gut that I'm trying to get rid of.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: duckman2000 on March 13, 2010, 10:06:12 PM
Not to turn this into a food thread, but something about fish for those who want to eat it for the health benefits but don't like fish: marinated and well grilled or sauteed (good) salmon has just about no fish taste whatsoever. Even my wife who is a fish hater liked today's dish, a stir fry with sauteed salmon.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: WrikaWrek on March 13, 2010, 10:36:55 PM
I'm down to 158 pounds.

Running rocks.

How tall are you? Because that sounds extremely thin.

I'm 5 foot, 11 inches tall. I've got a little bit of a gut that I'm trying to get rid of.

Holy shit, you are 1.80mt, weight 71 kg and are trying to lose more weight? Damn. I'm 1.83, and i'm weighting in at 77 kg, and look kinda thin. Last summer i was weighting in at 74kg and people thought i was getting too skinny, can only imagine what 70 kg would do.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mr. Gundam on March 14, 2010, 12:08:44 PM
It's not really about losing weight, it's more about being healthy and feeling better. Plus, I have a gut and mini love handles that I'm not a big fan of.

Since I started running, I have more energy, my sex drive has improved and I don't feel sluggish anymore.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mr. Gundam on March 14, 2010, 07:26:41 PM
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Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Groogrux on March 15, 2010, 07:40:17 AM
More power to you, I say.   :)

I just weighed in and got surprised.  I've lost almost two pounds this week, and I've not hardly been exercising lately.  The most I've done in the past week is got out and walked 4 miles one day.  My diet has been mostly healthy but we've been strapped for cash so I haven't been able to buy some of the nicer foods that won't kill me with calories. 

I'm off work till next weekend, so I plan on jumping back into that saddle big time!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: WrikaWrek on March 15, 2010, 08:41:45 AM
Wind speed is gonna be up to 11 miles in the northern region. orange alert
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on March 15, 2010, 11:26:30 AM
Woke up at 5am with the Mrs. yesterday and we hit the gym.  Doing deadlift at 5:30am is no fucking picnic.  Goddamn!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: duckman2000 on March 16, 2010, 03:34:54 PM
Started building up to decent weight on the deadlifts again after going pure calisthenics for a while, and it's rough. Also, and this may just be the quitter in me talking, but I think I'm starting to be content with my strength, so I may drop the weight again and add many more reps instead.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 17, 2010, 03:21:29 AM
Took a shot at a 1RM on the squat to try to gauge my progress on Starting Strength. Last Nov., it was 115kg or 253lbs; today I did 135kg/ 297lbs :lol

I failed 137.5kg after that but I think it may just have been a bad lift (sat down too quickly and couldn't recover) rather than there being too much weight on the bar. Will take another run at in a week or two when I try a Crossfit Total (1RM for squat, deadlift and shoulder press). If I do well, I may just draw a line under this thing. Regular Crossfit has PLENTY of max effort lifting so while I may not gain strength as fast, I'm unlikely to lose it with sensible programming.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Rman on March 17, 2010, 03:25:27 AM
Today''s WOD at the crossfit.com was brutal, boy.  I had to scale that baby down it still kicked my ass.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 17, 2010, 03:30:24 AM
Murph? Yeah, that's insane. I've only ever done a 'Half Murph' - 800m, 50 pull-ups, 100 push-ups, 150 squats, 800m. Still murderous. I do the middle section like 'Cindy' - in blocks of 5 pull-ups, 10 push-ups, 15 squats. 

Jamie from Crossfit Asia drew 'Murph' as his very first Crossfit WOD - did the whole thing in an armored vest without partitioning, nearly died.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Rman on March 17, 2010, 03:49:10 AM
My God!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Fresh Prince on March 17, 2010, 03:59:04 AM
Holy shit, you are 1.80mt, weight 71 kg and are trying to lose more weight? Damn. I'm 1.83, and i'm weighting in at 77 kg, and look kinda thin. Last summer i was weighting in at 74kg and people thought i was getting too skinny, can only imagine what 70 kg would do.
God I'm the same height but I weigh around 83kg. Mr. Gundam should think about cycling.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: BamYouHaveAids on March 18, 2010, 05:19:25 PM
i need to get back into shape. ever since I left my BJJ and my Boxing gym 3 months ago i have done nothing but sit on my ass. i think i'll get back in the gym and get back into a semi-reasonable shape before starting either of them up again. went from 180 to 195 and probably lost strength despite that. time to hit the deadlifts!

[youtube=560,345]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWc2yCrdUbI&feature=player_embedded[/youtube]

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Bildi on March 18, 2010, 11:58:05 PM
Ow.

I'm surprised that guy had a brain to deprive of oxygen in the first place.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: duckman2000 on March 19, 2010, 12:03:30 AM
Dude shouldn't have roared like that. I get dizzy after a heavy lift or many reps, but then I make damned sure that I lean against some support right after in case something stupid like this would happen. I sure as hell wouldn't be walking towards the weight rack.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: WrikaWrek on March 19, 2010, 08:05:00 AM
Guys, how good are pilates for the abs? I'm going for the six pack, i already do abs in other sessions, and at home. Pilates will further help or should i concentrate on other kind of exercises?

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 19, 2010, 08:51:40 AM
Abs are made in the kitchen, but pilates is generally very useful from what I hear/my own experience. As is yoga.

I don't suppose you could just pick up a barbell? Would that be too much trouble?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: WrikaWrek on March 19, 2010, 11:27:39 AM
Abs are made in the kitchen, but pilates is generally very useful from what I hear/my own experience. As is yoga.

I don't suppose you could just pick up a barbell? Would that be too much trouble?

I'm eating very well, my diet right now still needs a few kinks here and there, but i've noticed clear loss of body fat in 2 weeks. Everything is dryer. I'm gonna try pilates today!

Barbell? A metal bar?

I'm not much into that kind of weight lifting yet, i'm definitely shaping up but i don't feel quite ready to go into the huge guys space in the gym, and start lifting that kind of stuff. Sticking to machines for now.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: duckman2000 on March 19, 2010, 11:31:14 AM
i don't feel quite ready to go into the huge guys space in the gym, and start lifting that kind of stuff. Sticking to machines for now.

Uhm, why not? Just because you're using a barbell doesn't mean you need to lift ridiculous weights. You can put on the same load/reps as with the machines and get more out of it.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on March 19, 2010, 11:44:31 AM
Damn I did 195 on deadlift on Wednesday and yesterday I felt it.

We're doing our backyard so we went to Home Depot and bought 104 limestone bricks and I was loading them off the pallet into the truck and goddamn I could fucking feel it.  I cut down to only doing 3 sets of deadlift now and only doing it once or twice a week.  But it's definitely starting to hit me hard.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: WrikaWrek on March 19, 2010, 11:49:50 AM
i don't feel quite ready to go into the huge guys space in the gym, and start lifting that kind of stuff. Sticking to machines for now.

Uhm, why not? Just because you're using a barbell doesn't mean you need to lift ridiculous weights. You can put on the same load/reps as with the machines and get more out of it.


Going in there and start using the barbell when there's fucking Vin Diesels walking around waiting for you to be done with it is...i don't know man, it's stupid but it's weird and there's a lot of pressure to not look like a fool.

I'll end up doing it though. I already do it in Body Pump sessions.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on March 19, 2010, 11:51:45 AM
Finally did some stair running with my Vibrams, definitely much better than sneakers. You can easily hit the balls of your feet and rocket up the stairs. My calves are really killing me now though but that was expected. I also love the "kissing the surface" analogy when talking about barefoot running, cause thats what it feels when running up stairs. You're able to plant your foot down gently which prevents strain in the ankles, knees and hip.

Not sure if the two are related but I've lost this ache I've had in my left knee and starting to lose the ache I had in my left heel since using the Vibrams. I guess that's what happens when you run in 5 year old sneakers.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on March 19, 2010, 11:58:56 AM
i don't feel quite ready to go into the huge guys space in the gym, and start lifting that kind of stuff. Sticking to machines for now.

Uhm, why not? Just because you're using a barbell doesn't mean you need to lift ridiculous weights. You can put on the same load/reps as with the machines and get more out of it.


Going in there and start using the barbell when there's fucking Vin Diesels walking around waiting for you to be done with it is...i don't know man, it's stupid but it's weird and there's a lot of pressure to not look like a fool.

I'll end up doing it though. I already do it in Body Pump sessions.
Most people are really helpful.  I haven't really run into anyone that makes it a problem.  I mean, everyone has to start somewhere, right?  Trust me, you will see someone else working out who fits in less than you do.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mr. Gundam on March 19, 2010, 12:13:53 PM
Running has done something strange to my metabolism. I'm eating like I normally do, but I'm down to 155. The only other change I've made was cutting out pop back in February.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on March 19, 2010, 01:27:13 PM
Running drives my metabolism through the roof.  if you're doing it a lot then you're going to need to up your calorie intake if you don't want to lose more weight.

or you could wait til you plateau
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Groogrux on March 19, 2010, 07:23:06 PM
Sad news.  I won't be able to use the money from my tax refund to buy new shoes and a bike.  Not as much money as I was expecting came back, so they both will get put on the back burner for a few days...  :'(

In other news, I started a nutrition and fitness log that looks pretty nice and organized.  It really helps me to keep up with my calorie intake.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 19, 2010, 08:43:21 PM
i don't feel quite ready to go into the huge guys space in the gym, and start lifting that kind of stuff. Sticking to machines for now.

Uhm, why not? Just because you're using a barbell doesn't mean you need to lift ridiculous weights. You can put on the same load/reps as with the machines and get more out of it.


Going in there and start using the barbell when there's fucking Vin Diesels walking around waiting for you to be done with it is...i don't know man, it's stupid but it's weird and there's a lot of pressure to not look like a fool.

I'll end up doing it though. I already do it in Body Pump sessions.

I can understand how that can be intimidating or annoying. Barbells are cheap though. Get one from craigslist and practice at home with light weights until you know what you're doing, and you'll feel less intimidated at the gym. You can use 12 machines and take 2hrs doing a circuit or spend 30 mins with a barbell and get way better results, your choice.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 19, 2010, 08:45:56 PM
Finally did some stair running with my Vibrams, definitely much better than sneakers. You can easily hit the balls of your feet and rocket up the stairs. My calves are really killing me now though but that was expected. I also love the "kissing the surface" analogy when talking about barefoot running, cause thats what it feels when running up stairs. You're able to plant your foot down gently which prevents strain in the ankles, knees and hip.

Not sure if the two are related but I've lost this ache I've had in my left knee and starting to lose the ache I had in my left heel since using the Vibrams. I guess that's what happens when you run in 5 year old sneakers.

Cool! I wore them to the park last week and it was a trip running around the place, climbing trees and such. It sounds weird but just the feeling of being connected to the ground makes you feel so much more agile. You don't NEED to wear them to do the stuff I was doing, obviously, but it makes it so much more fun. More sensory input. More tactile sensation, but no pain. I haven't tried any POSE running or anything yet though...that stuff takes months to drill and learn.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 19, 2010, 08:50:22 PM
Damn I did 195 on deadlift on Wednesday and yesterday I felt it.

We're doing our backyard so we went to Home Depot and bought 104 limestone bricks and I was loading them off the pallet into the truck and goddamn I could fucking feel it.  I cut down to only doing 3 sets of deadlift now and only doing it once or twice a week.  But it's definitely starting to hit me hard.

As you ramp up the weight, you'll definitely want to cut down. Keep it to 3 or 5 reps a set and give your body a chance to recover in between sessions.

As an aside, I did some deadlifts myself for the first time in a while yesterday, and I think my problem is basically that my grip has weakened from not deadlifting regularly for the past 3-4months. My legs and back feel stronger from all the squatting, so I'm hoping that the deadlift will be back to the old PRs once the grip is restored, and will hopefully climb from there. It doesn't make any kind of sense that my squat could be 20-25% stronger and my deadlift weaker.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Draft on March 19, 2010, 09:07:57 PM
Rippetoe sez: heavy deadlift should be done in one set, and only one set. Don't do sets across, go as heavy as you can for 5 reps and then go home.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 19, 2010, 09:12:08 PM
Absolutely, but Mups is not yet at weights heavy enough to necessitate that sort of recovery, even if they are PRs.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on March 19, 2010, 09:12:43 PM
Rippetoe sez: heavy deadlift should be done in one set, and only one set. Don't do sets across, go as heavy as you can for 5 reps and then go home.
That's my plan. But I'm ramping up 5 pounds at a time to get to a heavy weight
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: BamYouHaveAids on March 19, 2010, 09:25:45 PM
Rippetoe sez: heavy deadlift should be done in one set, and only one set. Don't do sets across, go as heavy as you can for 5 reps and then go home.
i prefer 3x3 myself

my deadlift dropped 40 pounds, which honestly is better than i was expecting
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: duckman2000 on March 19, 2010, 09:34:18 PM
I doubt my current lift qualifies as "heavy," but I haven't felt any inclination to throw in a second set after 5 reps. I tried a second set once, and I might as well have been trying to lift Jormungand. Even when going down in weight, I've opted for more reps in a single set. That's probably not the best option, but whatever. It leaves me feeling exhausted and exhilarated, so it can't be all bad.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 19, 2010, 10:11:51 PM
Triples and singles have their uses, especially for getting unstuck when you plateau (or for restoring a bruised ego!), but fives should be the meat and potatoes of any strength-gain program. It's that fifth rep after barely finishing the 4th that makes you stronger.

"Heavy" is both relative and absolute. 195lbs feels heavy for Mups right now, but it is obviously not heavy in the absolute sense. It's a weight that is stressing him now, but will be easy to recover from. 2 days from now, he'll be stronger and 195lbs won't be stressing him as hard; he should be able to do 200lbs. If he were a more experienced lifter hitting a PR of 350lbs or 400lbs, he'd probably need most of a week before he was recovered enough to attempt a max effort lift again. It's incredibly difficult to figure out where anyone is on the curve at any given point though, especially with limited info over the internet. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Draft on March 19, 2010, 10:21:09 PM
Bill Starr or someone of his caliber said something like "anything above 200 pounds is heavy", so there you go. Just get all your lifts above 200 pounds and you're A-OK.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 21, 2010, 11:38:50 AM
Hey, I just wanted to give you guys an update, since I know a couple are interested in my progress (probably just Cormac).

I just finished my Sunday workout, and I'm trembling (something about my "glycogen" (sp?) being all used up), but it was my best one yet. I've moved up to heavier dumbbells and today was the first day I was able to do a full plank without my knees touching the ground. I know that might seem pathetic, but that was kind of a big achievement for me.

The road to going below 320 has been slower than going below 330 (I'm somewhere between 324 and 325), but I think I'm having some significant muscle gains. My father - who does this for a living, mind you - was actually getting winded with our medicine ball routine. I am going to still keep with my goal of being 299 by June 7th.

Federman out.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: brawndolicious on March 21, 2010, 11:47:43 AM
Hey, I just wanted to give you guys an update, since I know a couple are interested in my progress (probably just Cormac).

I just finished my Sunday workout, and I'm trembling (something about my "glycogen" (sp?) being all used up), but it was my best one yet. I've moved up to heavier dumbbells and today was the first day I was able to do a full plank without my knees touching the ground. I know that might seem pathetic, but that was kind of a big achievement for me.

The road to going below 320 has been slower than going below 330 (I'm somewhere between 324 and 325), but I think I'm having some significant muscle gains. My father - who does this for a living, mind you - was actually getting winded with our medicine ball routine. I am going to still keep with my goal of being 299 by June 7th.

Federman out.
good progress but I think you would need to burn thousands of calories to run out of glycogen.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 21, 2010, 11:49:40 AM
I lifted weights and do full strength condition for 90 minutes, on an empty stomach this morning. And I think I literally ate only 1,000 calories yesterday (I was out the house). It wouldn't really surprise me.

I'm going to go get some grub now.

We were going to push for 110 minutes, but I started getting light headed and a little dizzy.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Groogrux on March 21, 2010, 10:17:01 PM
You're burning it up, Wilco!  Keep up the good work.  I'm behind but picking up the slack as of late.

My wife bought a jumprope for me as a consolation prize for me not getting a bike (which it looks like I may not even need one for the time being).  I'm not very good at it yet, but it is hard-core for cardio!  Anyone have any opinions on pros/cons of using one?

Today, my wife and I had a very late - almost a month - anniversary dinner at Applebees.  I may not have been on my best eating behavior, but I at least did one of the >550 calorie dinners.  Also, I bought myself new running/jogging/walking shoes and some resistance bands today.  All in all, I'd say it was a good haul!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 22, 2010, 12:27:22 AM
The only thing I can say about jump rope is that I tried to do it a few weeks ago and the up-and-down jumping motion really, really hurt my abdomen for a few days because my stomach is so big. I mean, to the point where I thought I tore something. I was in awful pain.  I don't know if that'll be a problem for you.

But yeah, I'm down about 55 lbs. now, slowly working to 60 lbs. of loss. Want to hit 80 lbs. by that June 7th marker, though.

I don't even count calories on Sundays anymore after working out. :lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mr. Gundam on March 22, 2010, 12:30:00 AM
I made a hula hoop with my Burning Man/fire hooper buddy the other day. Using one of those things does wonders for your core.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: demi on March 22, 2010, 01:09:08 AM
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because my stomach is so big.

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Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Groogrux on March 22, 2010, 02:41:29 AM
I sometimes have that problem, but not often enough to deter me from doing it.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Bildi on March 22, 2010, 03:43:10 AM
My wife bought a jumprope for me as a consolation prize for me not getting a bike (which it looks like I may not even need one for the time being).  I'm not very good at it yet, but it is hard-core for cardio!  Anyone have any opinions on pros/cons of using one?

Jumpropes are great!  I don't do 1 jump = 1 revolution, I do 2 jumps = 1 revolution.  I'm not uber-hardcore enough yet.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Bildi on March 22, 2010, 03:53:43 AM
That reminds me, I bought an exercise band the other day for a couple of bucks from an instructor at the gym (one of these things: http://www.sportsinjuryclinic.net/strengthening/resistancebands.php).  We've used them for the last few years in classes but I never had one for myself.

I find it especially good for stretching, core strength, and balance exercises.  It definitely rates highly in the bang-for-your-buck department and I'm loving it.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 22, 2010, 12:27:55 PM
I use resistance bands every week.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 22, 2010, 11:24:30 PM
When you're done fucking around with the resistance bands, pick up a barbell and find out just how much 'core strength' you have developed :lol

There is a dude in my gym who wraps one of those things to a rack of dumbells and just pulls it back and forth a bit, like he was stretching a condom. He'll do this for 20 mins, staring intently at his biceps the whole time. Presumably wondering why they're not growing.

ok, that's pretty condescending, I realize that not all problems can be solved with a barbell. Some require money or guns.

Good job on the weight loss, Willco. You're getting there fast.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Bildi on March 22, 2010, 11:41:22 PM
While I am far from an expert, the dude in the gym clearly doesn't know what he's doing with resistance bands.  If you don't see any value in them, I am not here to convert you!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 22, 2010, 11:54:34 PM
Yes, but I am here to convert you away from them :lol

I'm not saying they're useless but you used the word 'strength', which drew my ire. They build strength in the same way a magnifying glass cooks your pizza....very very slowly and inefficiently.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: duckman2000 on March 22, 2010, 11:59:10 PM
I've used them for push ups a few times, but at this point I'd rather load some plates in a backpack (not the best idea for decline push ups) or have the kid stand on my back. Keeps the weight on and it amuses the kid, not a bad deal. The added discomfort makes me more determined to push through and get the set done.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Groogrux on March 23, 2010, 12:03:54 AM
It's probably true that they slowly build muscle, but I like using them.  It's good for me because it's all I have and all I can afford at the moment.  Hopefully soon, I'll be able to buy some free weights.

Curious though, what about systems like Bowflex that combine the resistance and weight training?  They don't seem to be ineffective for the people that use them...

Also, started exercising today in my new shoes.  So much better.  I didn't feel like going out and walking today because it was cold and raining, but I did go back to the EA Active.  I haven't used it in nearly three weeks, and I went back to a setting harder than I was used to, so it kicked my butt a little, but it was worth it.

Weighed in today.  Down to 343 lbs!  That's good for not really working that hard at it the last few weeks.  
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Kestastrophe on March 23, 2010, 12:11:14 AM
O Yay, Cormac leadeth thine flock unto the sinuous promise land

Seriously though, listen to the man. He and some others here know what they're talking about
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 23, 2010, 12:14:25 AM
Weight training IS resistance training...put a barbell with several hundred lbs on your back and you will feel resistance to the attempt to make even the slightest motion.

Bowflex effectiveness: most people are so deconditioned that literally anything works to improve their fitness. Likewise, there are some athletes whose genetics are so amazing that they'll get great results out of damn near anything they try. Do MOST people get GREAT results out of Bowflex though? No. Do MOST people get GREAT results out of something like Crossfit or Starting Strength or 5x5 or HIIT? YES. So why spend the money on Bowflex.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Bildi on March 23, 2010, 12:16:37 AM
Yes, but I am here to convert you away from them :lol

I'm not saying they're useless but you used the word 'strength', which drew my ire. They build strength in the same way a magnifying glass cooks your pizza....very very slowly and inefficiently.

Without knowing the exercises I perform with a band, I don't think you can knock how I use a resistance band.  I only came to say I am enjoying having my own resistance band.  But I will say, no, I don't use a band as a substitute for free weights, and anyone who does or believes that is the only use of a band is obviously missing the point.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 23, 2010, 12:20:25 AM
It's alright Bildi, it's ok to be gay on the Bore.

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: duckman2000 on March 23, 2010, 12:22:16 AM
To be fair, Bildi was rocking the exercise talk eons ago, and it involved both spandex and aerobics. To this day, I can not read a Bildi post without thinking of some background stooge in a Jane Fonda training video.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Bildi on March 23, 2010, 12:28:15 AM
:heartbeat Mission accomplished :heartbeat
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 23, 2010, 12:30:41 AM
All joking aside, I would invite anyone who takes issue with any advice I dole out (in an admittedly condescending/patronizing manner) to attempt to quantify the results of their own programme first. I can prove with 3-plus years of data that what I do has been working for me continuously (i.e. past the first few months of newbie gains). If you are doing something that beats what I'm doing, in terms of body recomposition, strength and conditioning, I wanna know about it!

If you just say 'it works for me' or 'I like it, go away', don't expect me to take you seriously on this topic. I won't cry about it or anything; I'll just gradually stop listening when I see that you're not really adding anything to the discussion. Willco is drawing a very clear picture of what he's doing, and is showing how it's working; thus, he gets little flak and lots of encouragement from me. Other people who post stuff that makes no sense to me and post no results to illustrate WHY they're right and I'm wrong will probably get shorter shrift.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on March 23, 2010, 12:36:17 AM
You guys are so mean.  :lol :lol :lol

it doesn't seem like these guys are really focusing huge amounts on muscle mass gains so to each his own I guess.

But I am making alright gains. I'm staying steady at 205 bench. I'm making up with my incline and decline and i alternate with those. I'm moving up in my squat next session. I have been steady at 225 working on my form and I am finally content. Deadlift hit 200 today. Time to drop a set. The third set nearly killed me and it caused my grip to suffer. I was just too winded. Pullups are making great gains. I'm about to be completely free of assistance. Have been with dips for some time.

Creatine hasn't made me make any huge gains but it has kept my gains consistent and helped with recovery. It definitely helped with the 205 wall I hit earlier. It is making it easier though. The more used to it my body becomes and the better I get with coordinating my diet makes it more effective. So far, not bad for 7 bucks and only like two weeks in.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 23, 2010, 12:46:37 AM
'it doesn't seem like these guys are really focusing huge amounts on muscle mass gains so to each his own I guess. '

I'm not focused on that either. I do a load of non-barbell stuff as well. It all has a purpose though, in my mind. I'd love to know what the purpose of those bands are, and whether anyone actually achieves those stated purposes by using them.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 23, 2010, 12:52:49 AM
Do you ever do the shoulder press, Mups? It's tough for most people to pick it up, because it means dropping the weight quite a bit, but it's a more valuable exercise in the long run. The bench press typically leads to rotator cuff injuries and such because it's focusing on such small muscle groups. Also, I just have an intrinsic distrust of any exercise that you can only do sitting down.

Otherwise, everything is still looking good. The amount of silly bullshit has decreased markedly :)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Groogrux on March 23, 2010, 12:53:56 AM
Cormac, I hope you know that I take you seriously and I respect your opinion and imput on here.  I also hope you don't think that I'm saying anything to be condescending towards you.

My program isn't really set or easy to define, other than that I do a lot of cardio based stuff.  I don't have any equipment to do strength training, and there aren't any gyms in range of me that I can afford to go to.  Trying to lose weight when you're poor, have a shitty job, and live in a poverty stricken state isn't easy.  My diet is based on trying to stay below 2,000 calories daily and not eating any foods that have HFCS or a lot of empty calories in them.  I'm taking a flax-seed oil supplement now along with drinking lots of water.  

I've lost nearly 40 lbs since Christmas, which isn't the Holy Grail of miraculous weightloss (see: Wilco), but it is a lot for me and I'm proud of it.  I also don't plan on quitting.

The guy I was a year ago can't hold a candle to the guy I am today.  A year ago, I was smoking a pack a day, eating nearly 3,000+ calories worth of junkfood, addicted to coffee to keep me awake, and horrible looking in every manor.  Now, I don't smoke at all, I carefully watch what I eat and police it as much as I can (did I say that the best place I can afford to grocery shop at is Walmart?), I barely drink coffee unless it's for a reward, I have more energy than I ever did, and my appearance is still pretty horrid, but now I realize that I'm just an ugly guy.  But I feel great!  :lol

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on March 23, 2010, 01:04:19 AM
Do you ever do the shoulder press, Mups? It's tough for most people to pick it up, because it means dropping the weight quite a bit, but it's a more valuable exercise in the long run. The bench press typically leads to rotator cuff injuries and such because it's focusing on such small muscle groups. Also, I just have an intrinsic distrust of any exercise that you can only do sitting down.

Otherwise, everything is still looking good. The amount of silly bullshit has decreased markedly :)
Ive been looking at working shoulder press in. Does it work chest as well?  As bad as it sounds I'm completely vain in that regard. :lol my chest is starting to look great and is getting huge. Haha. I want to work it in somewhere though. Not sure where though. I'm usually pretty dead at the end of my routine already.

Oh and I really want a spotter so I can hit pof without any fear. I really think its holding me back. But I don't know anyone.

Oh and one more thing about the creatine... I am always swollen. I look fucking huge all the time. Too bad its accompanied by 10 pounds of waterweight around my gut. But everyone says that'll disappear within a few days of cycling off
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 23, 2010, 01:06:26 AM
You should be proud of it. It's a huge achievement :rock

Still, the goal of pretty much any discussion of anything tends to veer towards a discussion of what is optimal. I recognize that 99.99% of humanity, myself included, will never approach optimal health or fitness. But as long as we're just shooting the shit, why not talk about what would be the best for you, not just what would be better-than-nothing or better-than-what-I-did-before? The closer you get yourself to that optimal state, the happier and healthier you will be. The better the tools (equipment and programming) you use, the more you can do with limited time and money. I would be willing to bet that I actually exercise less than most people posting ITT, but get better or at least equivalent results. I can't really see why anyone wouldn't want to be as efficient as possible in their exercise, because it all sucks! I'd be happiest doing none at all but our bodies don't work that way when confined to a 21st century lifestyle.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 23, 2010, 01:14:12 AM
Ah, so THAT'S why everyone is hooked on creatine. Makes them look bigger than they are. I'm sure it helps recovery as well though :lol

With the dips and push-ups you're doing, you can certainly afford to lose some of the benching I'd say. Shoulder press will not do much for your chest but it will do more for your shoulders. The main worry I have about the benching minus the shoulder press is injury. You need to have all those support muscles in your back and shoulders be as proportionately strong as the muscles you are using in the bench if you are to avoid injury. Rippetoe et all see the bench as an assistance exercise to the shoulder press, whereas most of the world sees it the other way around. This is mostly because the shoulder press is no longer performed in competition for weird reasons that have nothing to do with its effectiveness or inferiority to bench.

Having said all that, I'd just try swapping one set of shoulder press in for one set of bench a week and see how it goes. It'll be good for variety if nothing else. You'll need new challenges to keep you motivated once the lifts start to stall.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: duckman2000 on March 23, 2010, 01:20:23 AM
I've done shoulder presses since I started working out, but only with dumbbells. My balance still isn't 100%, so I just plain don't feel comfortable holding a loaded barbell above my head yet. I'll have to work on that. Still can't stand bench presses, so I'm just going heavier on the push ups instead.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 23, 2010, 01:26:37 AM
I think Cormac has developed a routine that works for him, but I am a proponent of the different strokes for different folks way of life. I appreciate his candid attitude and "tuff love", it's been genuinely helpful during some of my stretches. I think his goals and my goals are different, though - I just want to be Seth Rogen fat. He wants to be BODY BY JAKE. Still. :-*
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 23, 2010, 01:28:50 AM
DB presses are awesome, but preferably standing up.

Just start with a low weight (i.e. the bar) and you'll be fine I'm sure. I don't think I've ever seen anyone drop a shoulder press or anything. If you can't press it out, it just sort of sits there and gradually gets lowered back on the rack.

Now, an overhead squat or a full snatch, THOSE take some serious balance and flexibility. I can't do those with any weight at all yet :(
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Bildi on March 23, 2010, 01:29:17 AM
All joking aside, I would invite anyone who takes issue with any advice I dole out (in an admittedly condescending/patronizing manner) to attempt to quantify the results of their own programme first. I can prove with 3-plus years of data that what I do has been working for me continuously (i.e. past the first few months of newbie gains). If you are doing something that beats what I'm doing, in terms of body recomposition, strength and conditioning, I wanna know about it!

If you just say 'it works for me' or 'I like it, go away', don't expect me to take you seriously on this topic. I won't cry about it or anything; I'll just gradually stop listening when I see that you're not really adding anything to the discussion. Willco is drawing a very clear picture of what he's doing, and is showing how it's working; thus, he gets little flak and lots of encouragement from me. Other people who post stuff that makes no sense to me and post no results to illustrate WHY they're right and I'm wrong will probably get shorter shrift.

It's nice to know where you are coming from, clearly you have a totally different reason behind your fitness-related posts than I do.  I posted a bit about something that forms a fraction of my program because I am enjoying it and thought others may be either doing something similar, or doing something they enjoy, or have something they came upon recently or a long time ago that cost little or nothing but they found very useful like a fitball or whatever.

I have zero problem with the advice you give hence I've never offered up any of my own advice - my fitness posts carry no more weight or importance than any of my other posts, ie if they are not for dumb fun they are very close to it.  I'm not looking for a stamp of approval, nor looking to influence anyone's exercise regimen.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 23, 2010, 01:31:14 AM
I think Cormac has developed a routine that works for him, but I am a proponent of the different strokes for different folks way of life. I appreciate his candid attitude and "tuff love", it's been genuinely helpful during some of my stretches. I think his goals and my goals are different, though - I just want to be Seth Rogen fat. He wants to be BODY BY JAKE. Still. :-*

We may be at different points, but we're on the same curve. The most efficient methods are the most efficient methods. Since you appear to have motivation in spades, I don't see what is keeping you from exploring more efficient methods (other than social pressure from your father, which I guess is probably considerable?). But it's far from a tragedy in your case, because what you're doing is working at a great pace. You can treat everything i say as just something to bear in mind if/when you hit a rough patch.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on March 23, 2010, 01:34:42 AM
You pretty much nailed the creatine part  :lol it really makes me look huge. like 5 minutes after I take it in 20 oz of water my biceps are insane. Like I just finished pullups.

Ill do that with the shoulder press and report in. I'm not really too keen on incline bench anyways because the top of my chest is what is disproportionately bigger anyways. So I may eventually completely replace it

By the way, my plan after the creatine cycle was going to be to drop a day of lifting and replace it with a day of cardio. So 2 days lifting and 4 days cardio.  I wont move up in weight. Same amount, less volume. Ive heard its good for cutting fat and maintaining muscle after a creatine cycle. Thoughts?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 23, 2010, 02:50:16 AM
Sure, sounds good. Are you ready for some Crossfit-style cardio? It sounds like you've mastered the basics enough to start doing a few of their conditioning-style workouts. I can give you some ideas on how to scale them to your level.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: BamYouHaveAids on March 23, 2010, 02:58:49 AM
deadlift is back at 315 for 3x3 and powercleans back at 195 for reps of 3x3 surprisingly my sqaut only dropped 20 pounds. i'll probably back to where i was in a month. my conditioning on the other hand is still absolute shit, it's seemingly much harder for me to retain than my strength.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Bildi on March 23, 2010, 03:37:10 AM
I'd love to know what the purpose of those bands are, and whether anyone actually achieves those stated purposes by using them.

Sorry Cormac, I missed this bit.  It's hard to explain exercises but I could try to describe some I've done if you wanted.  There is nothing particularly groundbreaking - in my experience it's been used mostly to supplement existing stretches or exercises, adding an extra element of balance or resistance, or simply to help achieve a stretch while maintaining a good posture.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 23, 2010, 03:49:49 AM
deadlift is back at 315 for 3x3 and powercleans back at 195 for reps of 3x3 surprisingly my sqaut only dropped 20 pounds. i'll probably back to where i was in a month. my conditioning on the other hand is still absolute shit, it's seemingly much harder for me to retain than my strength.

Terrified to find out how bad mine has gotten. People I trust tell me it comes back real fast if you are still strong and not horribly overweight (like 2 weeks or so) but I have a feeling it will be the worst 2 weeks ever :lol

Oh well, I'm not in a huge rush. Going to start off with short, sharp, heavy workouts in the 5-10 min range.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Bildi on March 23, 2010, 05:47:55 AM
I use resistance bands every week.

What kind of things are you using the bands for?  I've been using it mostly during stretching, mainly hamstrings.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Kestastrophe on March 23, 2010, 08:22:18 AM
I've been meaning to ask someone about creatine. Right now I only eat and have protein shakes. Am I missing out because I don't take creatine?

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Green Shinobi on March 23, 2010, 09:00:50 AM
Still haven't ponied up for a gym membership, or found one close enough that I would go regularly. But I've been doing some pretty killer home exercises lately. I installed a pull-up bar, so I usually start with those. I can finally do overhand pullups for the first time in years. Then I do these:

[youtube=560,345]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxQT-wZdP28[/youtube]

adding a jump at the end to make it more intense. I do a set of five, rest ten seconds, then another set until I've done ten sets. Then I do some crunches and squats (no weights, so I do sets of 20). I set up two chairs so that I can do dips with one hand on each chair and my feet up on the couch. It's not as good as real dips, but better than nothing.

Can definitely feel a difference.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 23, 2010, 09:35:01 AM
I use resistance bands every week.

What kind of things are you using the bands for?  I've been using it mostly during stretching, mainly hamstrings.

I don't know the names of anything, but I'll wrap one under my knees and around my leg - then try to stretch my leg outwards with my feet closed and my feet separated. The my father will take one, put it through the toughest one and stay across the room, and I do a bunch of rows on an exercise ball. That's usually after my arms are gassed for weights and I need a break.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on March 23, 2010, 10:48:37 AM
Sure, sounds good. Are you ready for some Crossfit-style cardio? It sounds like you've mastered the basics enough to start doing a few of their conditioning-style workouts. I can give you some ideas on how to scale them to your level.
sure, dude!  lay it on me.

I've been meaning to ask someone about creatine. Right now I only eat and have protein shakes. Am I missing out because I don't take creatine?


I started a cycle 2/3 weeks ago.  I'd say unless you hit a wall or you're not seeing steady gains, it's really not worth it.  Are you really trying to bulk up and be huge?  That seems to be the biggest advantage.  If you're not at a plateau and you're not trying to gain size, then I'd say the downsides far outweight the upsides.

Downsides:
Drink TONS of water
If you don't drink enough (8 ounces per 10 pounds of bodyweight) then HELLO HEADACHES
Expect to gain like 10 pounds of waterweight around your gut.  It blows and if your pants are already a little bit of a tight fit, you're fucked.
Slight feeling of dehydration if you don't get enough water pre workout.  Almost like you're starting to get a cold.  Horrible feeling.
Heartburn
Reacts bad with some foods.  Some foods will make you feel bleh.  One good thing though, it's usually the foods you shouldn't be eating in the first place.
Reacts bad with caffeine.  I haven't found a way around this like with the foods.  I've coordinated by diet to get the most out of it and not make me feel like shit.  But any kind of caffeine will make you feel like ass.  At least it does with me.

Upsides:
Great recovery
Steady gains
Bigger look (I say look because I don't know how far down I'll go after I cycle off and lose the waterweight)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: WrikaWrek on March 23, 2010, 10:58:21 AM
You are taking in some shitty creatine.

I i use Purple K, and i don't have any of that shit you mention. Anyway, faster recovery means you can lift more, which allows to get better results at the end of the month, and more water in your muscles means your muscles look bigger.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on March 23, 2010, 11:07:09 AM
Most of it has to do with the increased intake of water.

You have to up your intake of water.
Increasing water in your body makes heartburn more common especially if you're already susceptible to it (I get it when I eat something super spicy already, the increased water just makes it more common)
On other forums and places I've read creatine doesn't work well with things that have a lot of sodium.  Most shit foods have tons of sodium and thus eating shit foods will cause a bad reaction with food.

Maybe I'm just not used to drinking almost 2 gallons of water a day.  But I'd imagine most people aren't either.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: WrikaWrek on March 23, 2010, 11:13:24 AM
2 gallons?

Almost 8 liters?  :lol

You're crazy. That's fucking dangerous man. I drink about 2 liters average a day. You shouldn't drink so much water dude, that shit is gonna mess you up.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on March 23, 2010, 11:17:31 AM
I said almost.  More like a gallon and a half.  It's suggested that you drink around 8 ounces per 10 pounds of bodyweight.  For me that's about 184 ounces. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 23, 2010, 11:20:53 AM
I don't think someone can really drink too much water, can you?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on March 23, 2010, 11:22:32 AM
You can.  I don't remember the term but it basically dilutes salts and nutrients from your muscles and bloodstreams and causes deficiencies in the muscles and brain. 

There is also water intoxication which can happen when you drink too much water in a short amount of time and thin out your blood too much.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on March 23, 2010, 11:25:08 AM
Wrika is saying that he only drinks 2 liters, but that's the recommended amount for someone who is sedentary.  I'm very active everyday and taking creatine, not to mention i'm a fairly large guy to begin with.  I'm pretty sure I require more and the sources I've read say 8 ounces for every 10 lbs of body weight.  Imma stick with that because when I drink less I do get dehydration headaches.  It's not uncommon and there are sources all over the internet if he cares to verify as well as sources verifying that creatine does increase heartburn.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: WrikaWrek on March 23, 2010, 12:06:34 PM
Wrika is saying that he only drinks 2 liters, but that's the recommended amount for someone who is sedentary.  I'm very active everyday and taking creatine, not to mention i'm a fairly large guy to begin with.  I'm pretty sure I require more and the sources I've read say 8 ounces for every 10 lbs of body weight.  Imma stick with that because when I drink less I do get dehydration headaches.  It's not uncommon and there are sources all over the internet if he cares to verify as well as sources verifying that creatine does increase heartburn.

Hugh. When you are exercising you should drink water every 10 or so minutes, that's why you drink the water...if you drink water during exercise then you are already making up for it.

The idea that you need to drink a whole lot of water, is if you are a sports guy. What i mean by sports guy, is a football player, a cyclist, whatever. Guys that burn so much in cardio, but they drink water during the exercises!

Anyway, normal person should drink about 1.5 liters. Regarding the creatine, i don't ever feel dehydrated, so i'm gonna take that into account that when i drink 2 lts of water a day, + all the water that comes in the good and mixed with the protein shake, that i'm drinking about 2.5 lts a day, which is more than enough.

I don't know how much creatine you are taking in though, standard creatine is crap in that you have loading phases and whatnot, and overall you are taking 6 to 8 pills a day, it holds a lot of water, you get bloated etc.

One i take, 2 pills 30 minutes before workout, one 60 min after workout, it's done. It doesn't make sense to drink all that water if you aren't using it, but i don't know how much cardio you do.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on March 23, 2010, 12:22:23 PM
I do quite a bit of cardio.  I do 3 days of full cardio and 3 days of weights.  2 of the weight days are followed by a mile long sprint at my top speed.  And I do drink water during my exercises.  Probably a quarter of my daily intake of water is done during the 1.5 hours of my workout.  Usually during weights and after my cardio.

And everywhere I've read has said that 2 liters is normal for a sedentary person.  Of course there are exceptions to every rule and you could be one of them.  No one's genetics or body composition is the same.

BTW, I'm taking 5 grams of creatine a day.  I don't take pills, I use the monohydrate powder.  I didn't do a loading phase since I've read that in the long run it makes little to no difference.  And I take it after my workout within a protein shake.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: WrikaWrek on March 23, 2010, 12:25:26 PM
That's cool.

Is it crazy that the music playing in the gym, sessions makes a world of difference to me? Yesterday i was doing the Body Pump thing, and i was losing my patience halfway through with all the shitty music that didn't really fit what i was doing. But then the dude put the Evacuate in the dancefloor song, and goddamn man, i turned into the fucking Hulk for a minute there...
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on March 23, 2010, 12:26:43 PM
 :lol :lol :lol

I would do that but the music is soooo bad at my gym.  It's all like Rihanna and whatnot.  I just can't get pumped to it.  so when I'm feeling really winded I look for something on my phone to get me going.

The other day I found inspiration from...

Dust in the Wind :lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: archie4208 on March 23, 2010, 01:02:06 PM
I squat to Lady Gaga. :rock
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: duckman2000 on March 23, 2010, 01:28:17 PM
I deadlift to Bolt Thrower
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on March 23, 2010, 02:15:00 PM
My deadlift song is Guerrilla Radio :rock
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mr. Gundam on March 23, 2010, 03:26:51 PM
I have a running mix on my iPod. Belle and Sebastian's "I'm a Cuckoo" really fires me up for some reason.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on March 23, 2010, 05:14:45 PM
Is there anything hotter than meaty, engorged calves after a session of jogging?  :-[
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on March 23, 2010, 05:30:20 PM
A girl with a huge ass doing leg stretches on the floor.  A girl with glorious tits and cleavage jogging.  A girl with a sexy ass jogging.  A girl with sexy lips sucking my dick while I cum in her mouth.  BT with his sexy lips sucking my....
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Eric P on March 23, 2010, 05:35:11 PM
YOUR WHAT?  YOUR WHAT?

COME ON, MAN!

(or in)

today i was doing my 100 push ups work out and my right elbow kept clicking with each push up i did.  it was quite disconcerting
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on March 23, 2010, 05:41:43 PM
YOU KNOW WHAT!  MAN WHORE!

I had the click for a while too a couple of weeks back.  I took a couple of days off weights and it went away and hasn't come back.  That was also around the time I started using fish oil.  JUS' SAYIN
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Eric P on March 23, 2010, 05:55:42 PM
i should look into that fish oil stuff that all you kids keep talking about
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Bildi on March 23, 2010, 05:58:40 PM
I don't know the names of anything, but I'll wrap one under my knees and around my leg - then try to stretch my leg outwards with my feet closed and my feet separated. The my father will take one, put it through the toughest one and stay across the room, and I do a bunch of rows on an exercise ball. That's usually after my arms are gassed for weights and I need a break.

Cool, fitballs are a great tool too - I've found doing crunch exercises or pushups or whatever on the fitball really elevates you compared to doing things on the floor all the time.  A while back I used it instead of a bench for some basic weights stuff too (like presses and rows).
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on March 23, 2010, 06:03:05 PM
i should look into that fish oil stuff that all you kids keep talking about
Do it, gramps.  It makes you feel really great.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 23, 2010, 06:04:49 PM
today i was doing my 100 push ups work out and my right elbow kept clicking with each push up i did.  it was quite disconcerting


You're going to die now
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Eric P on March 23, 2010, 06:19:06 PM
this is probably true.

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on March 23, 2010, 08:44:21 PM
So I tried out shoulder press. Goddamn I must have weak shoulders. Lifting it wasn't so heavy but I can juat feel it now. Rough shit. I think I might throw it in on cardio days with situps and pushups. I started with just the bar as a warm up. Then added 5's and then got to 10's. Ill add 2 1/2 on next time.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 23, 2010, 09:01:22 PM
That's my boy!

Remember: You always get greater gains from working on a weakness than from building on a strength.

If you want to give a Crossfit WOD a shot, you could try Fran:

[youtube=560,345]xJ27XzR3HJc[/youtube]

That's the current world record so don't feel bad if it takes you 5 or 6 times as long ;)
You can do the pull-ups assisted of course. I wouldn't use more than 60-70lbs on the thrusters to begin with either. The official weight for these is 95lbs which sounds like nothing but believe me, it's crippling. I've seen very strong men get humiliated by this workout. Thrusters are just combination of a squat and a press done at speed, so it shouldn't take long to get the hang of these. Just take 5 mins or so to get used to holding the barbell in front while squatting and you should be ok.

The keys are:
1) warm-up first but don't exhaust yourself. Just break a sweat and get loose. Maybe run though a few sets of the thrusters and pull-ups at super-light weights/maximum assistance on the pull-ups before starting.

2) USE A STOPWATCH. Pretend it's a game and you're trying for a new high score. Nothing works like this for building intensity.

3) Don't stop unless you absolutely HAVE to. It's a short workout - you can rest for the whole rest of the day afterward :) Once you start the clock running, GOGOGO and don't stop 'til it's over. You will have fun, in a sick way.

4) Don't die!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on March 23, 2010, 09:14:19 PM
Holy God!  This is something I'll need to do late at night or early morning because of the layout of my gym and how full it gets. Do I do these to point of failure or what?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 23, 2010, 09:35:30 PM
Do the rep scheme as in the video: 21-15-9

To be extra careful (since doing too much would genuinely destroy you), that's START STOPWATCH, 21 thrusters, 21 pull-ups, 15 thrusters, 15 pull-ups, 9 thrusters, 9 pull-ups, STOP STOPWATCH, THE END.

One reason I love my current gym is that it's quiet at the times i usually go (lunch, but a late lunch, from 1pm). So my (230lb) buddy and I can go nuts running all over the gym doing shit like this. Still, the good thing about Fran is that you can do it in a squat rack without moving, assuming the rack has pull-up bars. (if not, you can set up another barbell on high pins - barbells are awesome for pull-ups, the grip is perfect).
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: BamYouHaveAids on March 23, 2010, 09:43:04 PM
what is with those pull ups?  :-X

i don't really see the point in using your legs for a shoulder press either. if you want to build explosive strength you might as well do power cleans, using your legs seems pointless and inefficient to building shoulder strength, which as far as i know is the purpose of a shoulder press.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 23, 2010, 09:54:07 PM
It's not a shoulder press, it's a thruster. It has its own purpose, which is to move the weight fast over a long distance - from the bottom of the squat to above the head, which is further than the bar will travel with anything less than a full clean and jerk. Try it before you knock it, they're one of the most draining exercises ever conceived.

Crossfit has lots of regular squats, presses and power cleans; this is just one workout among literally thousands.

The kipping pull-ups are perfectly legit, and require a ton of strength. Try them and  you'll find out what they do for your grip, your core, and conditioning, as well as building upper body and back strength. It's a full body workout, rather than just being a biceps or lats exercise. If you think it's cheating, well, I can't do any more kips than I can do dead-hangs. I practice both regularly and I don't find kips to be any easier than deadhang (and yes, Crossfit has those too, but the workouts usually call for them to be weighted or L-pull-ups, i.e. with legs held out perfectly straight in front of you).
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Bildi on March 23, 2010, 09:58:32 PM
I guess because the guy is advanced and there is obviously a time goal here, the guy is using swinging momentum for his pullups?  So it's really more a kip?

edit, as cormac has said.

I have a question regarding thrusters - if you were starting would you go quite slow, and be careful not to lock your knees and elbows at the full extension?  Or is it the kind of thing where momentum is really important so you have to keep up a reasonable pace?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 23, 2010, 10:07:17 PM
That's absolutely what he's doing. Practically no-one does deadhang pull-ups in a Crossfit WOD unless they just don't know how to kip. Like I said, there are deadhangs called for in the workouts but only with added weight (usually as a pure strength-building exercise, like a series of single reps with as much weight as possible), like this:

[youtube=560,345]-k0gN56ZW0k[/youtube]

or L-pull-ups like this:

[youtube=560,345]r34tGV5TL4Q[/youtube]

The type of of kip done in the Fran video above is called the butterfly kip, which is crazy fucking hard. You need to be doing about 20 straight deadhangs before you can meaningfully learn it.

edit -*fixed links*

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Bildi on March 23, 2010, 10:10:56 PM
You need to be doing about 20 straight deadhangs before you can meaningfully learn it.

Cool, that answered my next question.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 23, 2010, 10:16:37 PM
The regular kip, OTOH, can be learned by anyone, with the caveat that women usually struggle and need to use bands or assistance machines while learning. It's just a matter of rhythm, really, but they are just generally exhausting and murderous on the forearms.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 23, 2010, 10:19:15 PM

I have a question regarding thrusters - if you were starting would you go quite slow, and be careful not to lock your knees and elbows at the full extension?  Or is it the kind of thing where momentum is really important so you have to keep up a reasonable pace?

For this kind of workout, the amount of work you do is key. So more work in less time = better workout. Of course, you can't let form slip too far. Coach Glassman (the main Crossfit guy) likens it to teaching someone how to type. You teach them the right form, then make them speed up 'til they get sloppy and start making mistakes again, then you hammer them on form again. Repeat 'til they're going blazing fast with no mistakes. It's a process, and at any stage of it, you'll be a better typist than you were at the previous stage.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: BamYouHaveAids on March 23, 2010, 10:26:55 PM
seems odd, like the momentum created from swinging your legs would make it easier. i'll give it a try, i can do 20 pulls repetitively easy and have been doing muscle-ups to compensate for the fact i don't own a belt. i started putting a dumbbell between my feet , but any weight higher than 30 pounds is awkward.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 23, 2010, 10:42:02 PM
The momentum created DOES make it easier...but that just enables you to do more pull-ups faster. Which ultimately allows for a tougher all-body workout. Just don't think of them as 'pull-ups' if it makes it easier for you. Think of them as 'kips', and treat as a different exercise if you want.

Also, there's nothing to stop you from doing something like Fran with regular pull-ups - I did this for about a year before I learned how to kip. It'll just take longer. If you can do a set of 20, you won't be resting all that much. The real problem is with weaker folks who can only do a couple of deadhangs at a time - they end up resting far too much and the whole workout slows to a crawl. The point of this it create a huge metabolic hit by going really fucking fast and hard, like a 800m sprint.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: duckman2000 on March 24, 2010, 12:08:49 AM
One neat effect of getting into the rhythm of getting in shape is that my body just plain doesn't agree with my cheat items, like cruddy food, candy and soda. I could carve through a stack of brownies pretty easily not too long ago, but now I get sort of grossed out after half a brownie or a glass of soda. I still crave the unhealthy stuff, but it's never satisfying. Makes it easy to stick to the program, but it makes casual snacking a lot more complicated.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 24, 2010, 12:19:39 AM
seems odd, like the momentum created from swinging your legs would make it easier. i'll give it a try, i can do 20 pulls repetitively easy and have been doing muscle-ups to compensate for the fact i don't own a belt. i started putting a dumbbell between my feet , but any weight higher than 30 pounds is awkward.

Backpack + plates is the easiest way. DBs can be awkward, I agree.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Kestastrophe on March 24, 2010, 08:22:52 AM
Cormac, any advantage to using creatine?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 24, 2010, 09:15:31 AM
Sorry man, I really don't know anything about it as I said a few pages back when Rob Thomas asked about it. Everyone I trust says fish oil and maybe vitamin D is pretty much all you need in the way of supplements (and if you get the sunlight, you're ok for the latter). I'm watching Rob Thomas's experiments with interest.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on March 24, 2010, 12:14:18 PM
I'll let you guys know at the end of my cycle.  As of right now better recovery is the main upside.  I no longer feel my chest is on fire or like my legs are made of jelly and are going to fall off.  So when I go back I'm usually completely back at full force.

Kestastrophe: Did you see my list of upsides and downsides on the last page?  Of course YMMV, but it all stems from the elevated amount of water you're supposed to be taking.  And apparently it has a lot to do with what kind of creatine you take.  I take monohydrate powder which I've read is the most effective and I take 5 grams of it.  They have creatine phosphate (I believe that's what it's called) and it doesn't have as many side effects but it's apparently not as effective.  Either way, I'll give you a breakdown of my gains when I'm done.  I can already bet that I'll have a pretty nice gain in size.  I've received quite a few comments on my muscle mass gains.  But I'll need to see how much actually stays when I get rid of all the water.

Cormac:  I'm going to try that Crossfit workout this weekend.  I usually head to the gym early in the morning Sundays when there's only like 2 other people there so I can try to do it there.  In the meantime, I'm going to use an empty bar and practice form with the thrusters.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: WrikaWrek on March 24, 2010, 01:11:48 PM
One neat effect of getting into the rhythm of getting in shape is that my body just plain doesn't agree with my cheat items, like cruddy food, candy and soda. I could carve through a stack of brownies pretty easily not too long ago, but now I get sort of grossed out after half a brownie or a glass of soda. I still crave the unhealthy stuff, but it's never satisfying. Makes it easy to stick to the program, but it makes casual snacking a lot more complicated.

So true.

Getting exactly the same reacting here. Even when i think that i want a soda or some candy, i loose interest quickly because my body almost feels sick when i eat crap.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: archie4208 on March 24, 2010, 04:39:08 PM
I've been on a huge slump the past few weeks, but I'm finally starting to get back on track.  Did 5x5 235 squats today and I even bench pressed! :rock
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on March 24, 2010, 04:48:53 PM
:rock 

What do you guys do for squat warm up?  I always do one set with just the bar and then go to my weight (today 225).  I'm sure that's wrong and/or bad.

With bench I always warm up with a full set of 5 at 135.  Some guy said that it's too much for a warm up when i'm only at 205.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: archie4208 on March 24, 2010, 05:18:36 PM
135 is my normal warmup primarily because I am lazy and don't want to reload the bar before I do my real sets. :teehee
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on March 24, 2010, 05:20:19 PM
That's why I do my bench warm ups at 135 :lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Kestastrophe on March 24, 2010, 06:00:29 PM
Kestastrophe: Did you see my list of upsides and downsides on the last page?  Of course YMMV, but it all stems from the elevated amount of water you're supposed to be taking.  And apparently it has a lot to do with what kind of creatine you take.  I take monohydrate powder which I've read is the most effective and I take 5 grams of it.  They have creatine phosphate (I believe that's what it's called) and it doesn't have as many side effects but it's apparently not as effective.  Either way, I'll give you a breakdown of my gains when I'm done.  I can already bet that I'll have a pretty nice gain in size.  I've received quite a few comments on my muscle mass gains.  But I'll need to see how much actually stays when I get rid of all the water.
Thanks. I read your comments, but I was looking for input from Cormac specifically (no offense dude :teehee).

As for warmups, I start with an empty bar and add weight in increments of 40lbs until I hit working weight (except for deadlift, which I start with 45lb plates instead of empty bar). 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 24, 2010, 07:38:47 PM
For squat warm-ups, I do 5 reps with the unloaded bar, then add 2x45lbs, do 5 reps, then add 2 more 45lbs and do 3. Then I go straight to the work sets. I used to do more but I think it just drained me needlessly.

If I have achy knees that day, I do more but that hasn't been a problem. I used to wear a knee wrap also, which saves a lot of time. The warm-up is literally just to warm up the fluid in the joints - a hot room will take care of that for you just as well as doing a bunch of squatting. You sort of do need the feeling of lifting something heavy before lifting something REALLY heavy though, so the nervous system knows that it needs to be fully active.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Draft on March 24, 2010, 07:39:55 PM
I am so fucking over doing heavy warm ups with squats. Eff. That.

I do a couple sets at 135 and then right into work sets.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on March 25, 2010, 10:48:14 AM
I guess I'll try those warm ups tonight.  It shouldn't be too bad since I'm only going to be at 225 so after two warm up sets I will be at my work sets.  For bench I'm going to stick to 135 warm ups.  Fuck it.  I'm too lazy and it's not heavy at all.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Eric P on March 25, 2010, 10:51:10 AM
pushups again today and the same clicking

i think i'm going to buy fish oil next time i get paid
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on March 25, 2010, 10:52:50 AM
Is there any pain at all or just the clicking?  I'd say fish oil and a short break from it.  It might develop pain later if you push it.  Never know.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on March 25, 2010, 11:44:31 AM
Holy fucking god.

I had a bacon cheeseburger from Five Guys last night on my off day.

1100 calories :lol
78 grams of fat :lol :lol :lol

And that's with only the bacon, cheese, burger and bun.  :lol :lol

And not counting the fries and soda :lol :lol :lol :lol

Damn it was worth it though.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 25, 2010, 09:01:12 PM
eric -

My knees click every single time I squat. There's nothing wrong with them; I just have clicky knees. It's not old man arthritis either - I've had it all my life. Fish oil is good generally but I doubt it will eliminate the clicking.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: archie4208 on March 25, 2010, 09:14:19 PM
Holy fucking god.

I had a bacon cheeseburger from Five Guys last night on my off day.

1100 calories :lol
78 grams of fat :lol :lol :lol

And that's with only the bacon, cheese, burger and bun.  :lol :lol

And not counting the fries and soda :lol :lol :lol :lol

Damn it was worth it though.

I want a cheat meal now. :(
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Groogrux on March 27, 2010, 02:07:52 AM
Had my cheat meal today at Ted's Montana Grill.  American Cup Bison burger with all the fixings.  I don't even want to know...  :D

Also, I found a Taebo dvd in the cabinet yesterday?  Should I watch?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: archie4208 on March 27, 2010, 01:34:38 PM
Redid 240 yesterday with no problem. 8)  Hopefully I can get back to 265 within two weeks.  The weather is starting to get really nice so I think I might actually go outside and go jogging later this afternoon.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Kestastrophe on March 27, 2010, 04:30:38 PM
My copy of Starting Strength arrived from Amazon today. I think I am going to deload on my lifts a bit and really work on technique (again  :-\), which is okay since I was plateauing anyways
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 28, 2010, 12:55:33 AM
just work on technique in the warm-up sets.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 28, 2010, 11:20:12 AM
Sixty pounds. Going, going...

spoiler (click to show/hide)
GONE, MOTHERFUCKERS!!!

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... that leaves me two months to lose 19 lbs. and hit goal. I'm getting so much stronger too. I really feel like I could kick the shit out of someone. Soon, I'll only be JaMarcus Russell fat. :lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: BamYouHaveAids on March 28, 2010, 04:13:55 PM
tried doing singles instead of 3x3 for deadlift and made it to 365 before my grip wore out  :punch

also, managed to run 6 miles, although, i took breaks every 2 miles or so. should be ready to start up again by the end of april.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Groogrux on March 28, 2010, 04:18:21 PM
Sixty pounds. Going, going...

spoiler (click to show/hide)
GONE, MOTHERFUCKERS!!!

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[close]

... that leaves me two months to lose 19 lbs. and hit goal. I'm getting so much stronger too. I really feel like I could kick the shit out of someone. Soon, I'll only be JaMarcus Russell fat. :lol


:rock Wilco :rock

I'm proud of you and I envy you, all at the same time.  Way to go bro.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Van Cruncheon on March 28, 2010, 04:20:18 PM
damn, 60 pounds. nice work! :o
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Eric P on March 28, 2010, 04:38:25 PM
nah, there's no pain.  i'll just keep at it.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 29, 2010, 12:26:26 AM
good job Willco! Sounds like the oestrogen/testosterone balance is shifting at last :teehee
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Rman on March 29, 2010, 12:44:22 AM
Cormac, I saw on Twitter that you're back to doing WODs.  How did it feel?  I almost threw up doing my first one in a while, after coming off the Rippetoe program.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 29, 2010, 12:57:17 AM
Miserable.  Just a totally different organism than the SS workouts. I just did a short 21-15-9 (power cleans and push-ups) after doing some heavy presses but it laid me out.

Then again, they always lay me out. It's just that my time was shittier! :lol

I can't complain, 'cause i knew when I started SS that it would kill my conditioning and put on flab. Now I have to pay the piper, that's all. Got about 15lbs of muscle?/fat? to deal with. No idea how long it's going to take to get back to the pre-SS weight. We'll see.

Are you on twitter then? Am I following you? If not, let me know!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on March 29, 2010, 11:23:39 AM
I didn't get a chance to do the Crossfit stuff over the weekend.  I'm hoping I can hit the gym early tomorrow and get it. 

I'm kinda hitting a stall on my pullups.  Maybe you guys can offer some advice to help?  There are like 20 levels for assists on this machine and I started out at 18.  How I usually judge moving up is when I can do 5 on it, I move to the next level.  I've moved up steadily by level for a while.  However about two sessions ago I started on level 3 and for some reason I was able to do level 4 no problems.  I even got 6 on my first try, but I was only able to do 3 on level 3.  Then on the next session 3 again.  Then yesterday I at least got to 4.  I'm just wondering why I hit this.  My diet is actually better than ever and I'm back to making good gains on everything else (finally crossed 210 with bench *woot woot*).  But it just seems to be pullups that are stalling.  Granted it's only been a few sessions and I did finally move up one rep and I expect tomorrow I'll cross into level 2.  I'm just wondering.

Oh man, for some reason moving up past 220 is a fucking bitch.  Last sesssion I did 225 and holy fucking god that was hell.  Last night I did 230 and was barely able to get it all.  I'm becoming obsessed with it.  When I sit down to take a shit I imagine it like going down for a squat.  Usually when I see a mirror I do a few reps without weights just to look at my form and think about what I need to be looking for when I see myself in the mirror at the gym.  I'm becoming obsessed.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Draft on March 29, 2010, 02:37:36 PM
^^^ The problem is that you're doing assisted pull ups. Even if you can't do one full ROM pull up, doing negatives or jumping pull ups is a better use of your time than the assisted variety.

Walk away from that shit.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on March 29, 2010, 02:58:12 PM
Okay.  I guess I'll try that unless Cormac comes stomping in here and says otherwise  :P

I can do 3 unassisted but then I gas out on the second set and can get like 1 or 2 and then I'm dead weight from there.  So I guess I'll do what I can on the first few sets and then hit negatives?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Draft on March 29, 2010, 04:40:34 PM
Yup.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: WrikaWrek on March 29, 2010, 08:50:28 PM
I'm on this Nitro Tech juice shit, and damn....these farts, even their maker gets dazed and confused.

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Rman on March 29, 2010, 09:08:42 PM
Miserable.  Just a totally different organism than the SS workouts. I just did a short 21-15-9 (power cleans and push-ups) after doing some heavy presses but it laid me out.

Then again, they always lay me out. It's just that my time was shittier! :lol

I can't complain, 'cause i knew when I started SS that it would kill my conditioning and put on flab. Now I have to pay the piper, that's all. Got about 15lbs of muscle?/fat? to deal with. No idea how long it's going to take to get back to the pre-SS weight. We'll see.

Are you on twitter then? Am I following you? If not, let me know!
I'll pm you the details.  I get so much Twitter spam, it's no biggie.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 29, 2010, 09:13:03 PM
Okay.  I guess I'll try that unless Cormac comes stomping in here and says otherwise  :P

I can do 3 unassisted but then I gas out on the second set and can get like 1 or 2 and then I'm dead weight from there.  So I guess I'll do what I can on the first few sets and then hit negatives?

That's the way I did it. Then again, I never had access to an assistance machine. Doing single reps is tough on the motivation but if you're determined to power through it, it's the fastest way.

If you really want to bone up on your squat technique, look into the Starting Strength book/dvd by Mark Rippetoe (recommended multiple times ITT already but cannot be repeated enough). Are you squatting low bar or high bar?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 29, 2010, 09:14:02 PM
Rman - yeah, unless i recognize a name or a photo, I bin all the twitter follow emails instantly. Have probably missed a few folks because of this but oh well.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on March 29, 2010, 11:07:43 PM
Apparently I have been doing low bar. I had to Google it. Haha. I thought mine was maybe too high actually. Which is better?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 29, 2010, 11:13:58 PM
Low bar is better for pure strength training, I think. I find it more stable and comfortable, although it took a while to get used to it.

High bar is more useful for training the Olympic lifts (clean and jerk/snatch) since it loads the quads more. It doesn't matter so much for you at this point which you do. I'm just curious.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: BamYouHaveAids on April 01, 2010, 01:39:15 AM
actually gained weight... not that i mind my conditioning and strength are returning to normal. think i'll go back to my boxing gym next week.

willco you should take before and after pics, preferably shirtless ones :drool
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on April 01, 2010, 12:28:37 PM
I'm up to 210 on deadlift.  I'm doing one set, twice a week for now until that gets to be too much.  When I do two sets in one workout, I'm too sore for the rest of the week. 

I did negatives last night for the first time.  Holy god are they a bitch. 

On my first set I did 3 pullups and 2 negatives,
Second set I did 1 pullup and 4 negatives.
I was only able to get 4 negatives on my third set and 3 each on my last two sets.  Those are fucking rough and a little discouraging but I'll beat the shit out of them.

I'm starting to watch my diet more to cut some fat.  Before I was eating pretty much whatever so I could recover but now I'm reigning it in.

For morning I usually have something nice and full of protein and fats and carbs.  Today was two breakfast tacos with sausage, egg, cheese and beans.

For lunch I usually eat a big sandwich with a yogurt.  Then I usually have an hour or two before the gym.  Like a half a tuna sandwich or something.  Then I take a protein shake before the gym.  Then a protein shake and my creatine after the gym.  Then about 30 minutes after I eat a good meal.  Last night was 3 eggs, shredded chicken, beans and cheese. 

This has been working pretty well for me and I've been cutting fat around my midsection.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 01, 2010, 09:38:49 PM
Funny how people's commitment to getting bigger and stronger starts to waver when they start to get fat :lol

(it happened to me too, it just took about 4 months 'cause i was pretty lean to begin with)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 01, 2010, 09:42:06 PM
willco you should take before and after pics, preferably shirtless ones :drool

Oh god no.

... Slow, but steady progress. One day, I'll be able to take my shirt off.

... one day.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: WrikaWrek on April 01, 2010, 09:50:56 PM
Now that i'm in shape, stronger, faster, have more stamina (The other day went to the gym, did cardio, then went to play soccer with friends, and by the time it was over i was ready for another round) i'm ready to kick in next stage.

Gonna start working muscle sections "individually" by day, already have a map here. It's gonna be a challenge.

3 months, as soon as summer vacations begins i'll take a picture and see how much different i am this summer compared to last summer.

Can you guys help me out?

Best Chest, Back, Arms, Shoulder workouts?

Abs wise i've been doing a custom variant of stuff i've found on the net, but u've grown used to it, and can do 400 moves easily of it. So i'm gonna be integrating Ab Ripper X into my plan, which is a considerably harder moveset overall.

I'm getting bigger, i'm pretty thin by default, and i've noticeably gained size, but it doesn't look like i got fatter, just bigger. Which is awesome, and means the diet is working out! And the creatine.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 01, 2010, 09:52:25 PM
:yuck
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: WrikaWrek on April 01, 2010, 09:53:04 PM
What?

You don't like Ab Ripper X?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 01, 2010, 10:50:16 PM
I'm not gonna type all this shit out again, I'm sorry. If you want to know my feelings on this stuff, it's all in this thread (and others), along with testimonials to how the stuff I prefer works from Kestastrophe, Draft, Rman, Mupepe etc.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: archie4208 on April 01, 2010, 10:55:07 PM
Failed 255 again.  I'm never getting over this hump. :maf
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 01, 2010, 10:57:42 PM
I did 275lbs x 5 yesterday :)

What's your excuse, young 'un, you can tell Daddy
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on April 02, 2010, 12:08:37 AM
Isolation seems to be a waste of time. Compound is the way to go in my opinion. Any gains you see from isolation can be done with the right compound exercises along with benefits for entire muscle groups. And from personal experience isolation provides more of a temporary pump. Lay off isolation for a few days and watch your size 'gains' deflate. Plus functional strength and all that.

Also yeah, I started gaining a good amount of fat. Haha. I can gain mass and not the fat if I watch what I eat. Its just more difficult and less variety. Haha
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: WrikaWrek on April 02, 2010, 12:15:22 AM
I did 275lbs x 5 yesterday :)

What's your excuse, young 'un, you can tell Daddy

But all i read is about Bench presses, deadlifts, and squats.

Is that it? Really?

Doesn't make sense. We'll see how you guys look in 3 months, i bet some will be big, but that's it.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 02, 2010, 12:17:57 AM
I guess if you have time to waste, it's alright. I'm not denying that that stuff works out ok for plenty of people. But you seemingly need to be in the gym every goddamn day and spend hours doing slow, boring reps of very mundane exercises, whereas I can get more of a workout in 10 minutes doing Crossfit. I got terrible results doing machines and cardio (spent an entire year doing this crap) whereas when I switched to Crossfit, I got instant results, and continue to get them 2.5yrs later, getting personal records almost every time I work out.

But plenty of people would rather spend 2hrs doing something medium-hard than spend 10 minutes doing something very hard, I guess. It's just tough to commit to doing something very hard. I find the mental challenge stimulating (I like going back in the office after a lunch workout, knowing that there is nothing that my job can throw at me that will be remotely as hard as what I just did while the rest of the office was scarfing pizza) but some people just want to veg out and stare at their biceps or some TV while they work out. I don't hate these people or anything, it just doesn't make sense to me.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 02, 2010, 12:20:41 AM
I did 275lbs x 5 yesterday :)

What's your excuse, young 'un, you can tell Daddy

But all i read is about Bench presses, deadlifts, and squats.

Is that it? Really?

Doesn't make sense. We'll see how you guys look in 3 months, i bet some will be big, but that's it.

You need to read the thread some more. HIIT, Crossfit.

For the record, aesthetics stopped motivating me to workout about 2yrs from now, i.e. about 6 months after I started this, I was already looking exactly the way I want to.

Any bet you care to propose about the results of what I do vs what you plan on doing, I will accept and win.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: WrikaWrek on April 02, 2010, 12:34:48 AM
I did 275lbs x 5 yesterday :)

What's your excuse, young 'un, you can tell Daddy

But all i read is about Bench presses, deadlifts, and squats.

Is that it? Really?

Doesn't make sense. We'll see how you guys look in 3 months, i bet some will be big, but that's it.

You need to read the thread some more. HIIT, Crossfit.

For the record, aesthetics stopped motivating me to workout about 2yrs from now, i.e. about 6 months after I started this, I was already looking exactly the way I want to.

Any bet you care to propose about the results of what I do vs what you plan on doing, I will accept and win.

I wanna look cut up, dry, toned. I wanna have a physic that mimmics that of an athlete, like Cristiano Ronaldo or like what actors do, like Ryan Reynolds and whatever.

I don't know how i will end up looking, but looking into what personal trainers suggest, plans of people who have achieved that look, i at least have a plan on paper that follows the right path.

Muscle confusion, concentrating on each muscle area at a time seems to be the go to way for aesthetics looks. I was asking for some specific exercises i could integrate, but whatever.

You think you are going to look leaner and better, then we will see in 3 months. Btw, i hate the whole "I'm big" look, because it only actually works for guys who are 6'2 or 6'3 and up, because since they are really tall it sorta makes sense to really have size, or they will look funny.

I'm 6', and looking big would be lame. It's funny, at the gym i go, i often see these black dudes who are really cut, really lean, but if they had a jacket on you wouldn't notice shit. Then there are some white boys who have really big arms, and chests, but then it all just kinda looks like fat.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Flannel Boy on April 02, 2010, 12:46:14 AM
I'm 6', and looking big would be lame. It's funny, at the gym i go, i often see these black dudes who are really cut, really lean, but if they had a jacket on you wouldn't notice shit. Then there are some white boys who have really big arms, and chests, but then it all just kinda looks like fat.

The contrast results not from a difference in muscle mass, but from a difference in body fat percentage.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 02, 2010, 01:01:35 AM
God I hate posts like this, there is so much bullshit to wade through. If I wrote a tenth of what I actually had to say about any of this, it would be straight to TL; DR territory. But someone is WRONG on the INTERNET so....

Perhaps the fact that you have repeatedly asked for this kind of advice, yet no-one has stepped forward to offer it, might suggest that no-one here has any faith whatsoever in that kind of program?

I don't think you're taking this on board so I'm going to put this on the record. Before I started on the Starting Strength stuff last Nov. and was doing straight Crossfit, I was 160lbs at 5'8'' and ripped to the tits, glowing with health, bursting with energy, sub-10% body fat, super-low cholesterol, blood work off the charts. I was strong, fast and conditioned like crazy. Ask DCharlie or Groo or anyone here who knows me IRL.

I did everything from pull-ups, deadlifts, ring work, skipping, handstands, sprints, 5k runs, Olympic lifts, every kind of worthwhile exercise there is. Yet you seem to have got it into your head that I'm some huge fat white guy that grunts through sets of bench. No, I looked like you want to look, because I trained like an athlete, which is what you want to do.

Bottom line is, based on what you've posted so far, you don't really want to train like an athlete, you want to sit on a bench and fumble about with some light dumbbells, do a few sets of crunches and maybe do a bit of jogging at the end of it. Maybe you have the awesome genetics to get away with that and still look amazing, I don't know. The fact that you're still looking for more stupid shit to try indicates that you don't, however.

More likely, maybe you'll wake up in 6 months and think 'what the fuck, i'm wasting my time with these machines, maybe i should go back and read that stupid thread from that obnoxious asshole on EB and figure out what the hell i should be doing'.  Why do I think this? Because I did the same shit you're proposing and it did nothing much for me. I hated it, it bored me silly, I never felt like i made any progress, and worst of all, it just boosted my appetite so I ate more shit and stayed overweight.

Also for the record: I have no interest in getting big for the sake of it; I've posted several times about that ITT. I do however have a profound interest in being strong, but not at the expense of everything else, which is why I'm back on the Crossfit bandwagon. I have discovered that you can be the strongest guy in the gym without being REMOTELY the biggest guy in the gym.

Personal trainers - ok, these guys get paid a whole $5 an hr, gotta listen to what they say. Anything these guys will tell you to do is geared around the equipment that the gym wants you to use: nice safe Nautilus machines and treadmills that require no training and don't create lawsuits. Hey, they don't actually do much good unless you spend hours and hours and hours on them but they're 'safe' and they enable us to hire 19yrs as 'trainers' rather than experienced professional coaches.

FWIW, I'm a qualified Crossfit trainer, though I don't do it for money. I don't expect that to carry any weight with anyone whatsoever though, which is why I've never brought it up here before. People can observe the results of the stuff I recommend them to try for themselves. If it doesn't work, come back here and tell me. So far, not a single person has done so.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 02, 2010, 01:35:54 AM
Or if all that is just too much text....

Just go here, watch a few vids and then decide if you want to look like the people in the vids. If you do, do what they do. Pretty simple.

http://www.crossfit.com/cf-info/excercise.html
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on April 02, 2010, 11:35:00 AM
Professional athletes really spend hours doing shoulder shrugs and shit?  For some reason I don't buy that.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Draft on April 02, 2010, 12:09:48 PM
Cormac dropping those fitness nukes all over the thread. Run for cover.

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I'm 6', and looking big would be lame. It's funny, at the gym i go, i often see these black dudes who are really cut, really lean, but if they had a jacket on you wouldn't notice shit. Then there are some white boys who have really big arms, and chests, but then it all just kinda looks like fat.
It's because the black is genetically superior. Those motherfuckers do a couple curls and their arms turn into chiseled rock. They can also jump really high.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 02, 2010, 10:13:03 PM
Cormac dropping those fitness nukes all over the thread. Run for cover.

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I'm 6', and looking big would be lame. It's funny, at the gym i go, i often see these black dudes who are really cut, really lean, but if they had a jacket on you wouldn't notice shit. Then there are some white boys who have really big arms, and chests, but then it all just kinda looks like fat.
It's because the black is genetically superior. Those motherfuckers do a couple curls and their arms turn into chiseled rock. They can also jump really high.

Based on the small sample size at my gym, I'd have to agree. There's a brother there that does nothing more strenuous than some behind-the-neck presses with 30kg and his shoulders look like granite. If that's all I did, I'd waste away.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 03, 2010, 04:14:26 PM
Been a neutral weight loss week; didn't help that the holidays put so much garbage on the dinner table. I'm going to start hard tomorrow, still hoping to lose 10 lbs. this month!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Himu on April 03, 2010, 10:06:08 PM
What's a good and healthy cereal? I ask because sometimes you think something is healthy (OJ) but it really isn't.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 03, 2010, 10:07:10 PM
I rarely eat cereal, but when I do, I eat Fiber One.

... that sounds like a line for a commercial or something. :lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Himu on April 03, 2010, 10:08:42 PM
Gotta pay dem bills, willco.

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: WrikaWrek on April 03, 2010, 11:00:37 PM
What's a good and healthy cereal? I ask because sometimes you think something is healthy (OJ) but it really isn't.

Oatmeal? It's what i eat, mixed with some almonds and milk.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Rman on April 04, 2010, 12:44:43 AM
What's a good and healthy cereal? I ask because sometimes you think something is healthy (OJ) but it really isn't.
I'd stay away from the stuff if you're looking to lean out, personally.  Unless you do a good amount of cardio.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 04, 2010, 12:49:20 AM
There is no healthy cereal. Not the answer you wanted to hear, I know. You're just dealing in shades of "least unhealthy". There's nothing great about oatmeal either, it's basically just carbs that take a bit longer to digest than refined carbs.

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: WrikaWrek on April 04, 2010, 01:14:51 AM
Oh give me a break, what's so "unhealthy" about oatmeal?

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 04, 2010, 05:00:34 AM
Look at the nutritional info and tell me what you see. It's predominantly carbohydrates, i.e. junk calories with no compensating nutritional value that spikes your insulin levels and tells your body to convert excess calories to fat, and ultimately leads to diabetes. I'm completely serious: bacon and eggs is FAR better for you than oatmeal.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on April 04, 2010, 11:27:18 AM
So are people still working out and stuff?

I agree with what Cormacaroni said about foods.  Its amazing that a lot of people do not know how the body works in regards to exercise and nutrition.  Moving away from processed shit is a good start but there's more to it than that.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Draft on April 04, 2010, 11:27:43 AM
Come on, oatmeal ain't so bad. I'll eat a little oatmeal every now and then.

I think you gotta draw a line somewhere in the war on carbs. Like, telling people to not eat bananas? Seriously, fuck you, a banana is the essence of wholesome.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on April 04, 2010, 11:31:16 AM
Come on, oatmeal ain't so bad. I'll eat a little oatmeal every now and then.

I think you gotta draw a line somewhere in the war on carbs. Like, telling people to not eat bananas? Seriously, fuck you, a banana is the essence of wholesome.

I used to eat and still eat steel cut oats on occasion.

I just think that people as a whole consume far too little healthy fats and protein and too much carbohydrates.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 04, 2010, 12:01:08 PM
Come on, oatmeal ain't so bad. I'll eat a little oatmeal every now and then.

I think you gotta draw a line somewhere in the war on carbs. Like, telling people to not eat bananas? Seriously, fuck you, a banana is the essence of wholesome.

I've owned up to eating fucktons of carbs several times ITT, actually. I know I post a lot here and don't expect anyone to keep track but nevertheless I'm on the record for not practicing what I preach :lol

No way I would have put on 15-18lbs in the past 6 months without pizza etc. But I hate the way it makes me feel and I'm cutting back down now that I'm not attempting squat PRs 3 times a week.

If someone asks what's healthy and what's not, though, the answer doesn't change because of what I'm eating.

As for bananas, I eat them all the time. I eat lots of fruit. The one thing I do is try to always have some yoghurt or nuts with it so I have some fat to blunt the insulin spike. Yoghurt gives you some protein as well. The main problem with fruit is that most people just eat it all by itself. It's pretty f'in hard to combine it with protein. That's the prob with oatmeal and other cereals (i'll grant that 99% of cereals are worse...)  - people eat a whole meal of it.

You could make a very decent, very healthy meal out of half a bowl of oatmeal, an omelette and some sausage, say. Almost anything can be rationalized as part of a balanced meal. You can eat decently at Burger King from a macronutrient ratio standpoint if you're careful. That's not to say it would be quality, nutritious food. Like the oatmeal, there would be a lot of junk calories from bread or potatoes in there. But it wouldn't be fucked up totally like just having oatmeal, which is >90% carbs in most cases (assuming no cream, obviously worse if you add honey or other sweeteners).
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 04, 2010, 01:50:51 PM
Cormac only eats lightning and shits thunder!!!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Draft on April 04, 2010, 03:52:53 PM
The biggest, scariest monster at my gym (he pulls like 650 and benches 400+) swears by oatmeal for bulking. Oatmeal and sweet potatoes are his carbs of choice.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: WrikaWrek on April 04, 2010, 05:07:30 PM
Oatmeal is absolute key for bulking according to 4 guys i've talked to. But it's really hard to take anybody's word for granted these days.

I try to balance it, i eat 50 grams of oatmeal mixed with almonds and milk, and 3 eggs (2 without the yolk) for breakfast. I think it's pretty great myself, i can't stand actual meat of any kind when i wake up in the morning.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 04, 2010, 07:14:00 PM
Fair enough, but Himuro asked if it was healthy, not if it was good for packing on the pounds. I presume he meant quite the opposite.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: duckman2000 on April 05, 2010, 10:59:40 AM
So are people still working out and stuff?

I'm on hiatus during this hellish move. It's funny, you can spend hours 4 days a week bulking up and getting used to heavy loads, but a move feels no less physically draining than it did 4 years ago. The only difference (a big one, admittedly) is that I'm not hurting after the move.

edit: I guess I also lost 10lbs, wtf
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: G The Resurrected on April 05, 2010, 12:44:59 PM
Will if you don't mind me asking what was your beginning working out regiment. As someone who is similarly shaped and sized I'd be curious to know. Someone bought me a gym membership for easter and I don't want to waste it.

Also what kind of diet changes did you implement in your everyday life.

I gotta start somewhere, after a whole fall/winter being affected by chronic pneumonia I'm ready to get on the FitnessBore band wagon.

Another question, what about Diet Soda? I've been drinking about a can a day. Should I cut it and just stick with water?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 05, 2010, 03:10:59 PM
I pretty much kick the diet soft drinks out completely. I won't lie, I'll have a Diet Sprite every now and then. I had three last weekend! But I mostly stick to water; when I'm pretty strict with the water consumption, that's when I notice the weight loss. I don't think it's a coincidence, so I'm guessing while the diet soft drinks aren't necessarily bad, they probably retain water weight or something.

I'd recommend cardio initially, just to build your stamina. Cormac might disagree with me, but if I didn't lose some immediate weight and build up any kind of stamina, I wouldn't be able to lift weights. I'd probably die.

I'm usually strict about calories, I prefer to keep them in the vicinity of 1,500 to 1,800 per day. I eat mainly poultry and seafood, all my carbs are whole grains (whole wheat pasta, whole wheat bread, etc.) and even those are monitored. I try to plan out my day, that way I don't go hungry. I'll eat snacks. I eat spinach, asparagus, green beans, etc.

My "diet" is not really restrictive; I eat whatever I want, but everything is measured and in moderation. Buy one of those scales to measure you food, and it'll be a life saver. I know exactly what goes into my body and how much. For instance, today it'll been:

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BREAKFAST: 1/2 CUP EGG WHITES, TSP PAPRIKA, 1/8TH CUP FAT FREE CHEDDAR CHEESE, 3 TURKEY SAUSAGE LINKS (1 SRV), 2 WHOLE WHEAT TOAST SLICES, 1 TBSP MARGARINE SPREAD

SNACK: 1 APPLE

LUNCH: 4 OZ. GRILLED LAMB, 1/4 CUP OF QUINOA, 1 TBSP OF CHOPPED GARLIC, 3 OZ. FROZEN SHRIMP, 2 TBSP OF PARMESAN CHEESE

SNACK: KASHI PROTEIN AND FIBER BAR

*Time to workout on the elliptical for 40 minutes, then do some crunches and push ups!*

DINNER: 4 OZ. TILAPIA, 2 OZ. WHOLE GRAIN PENNE PASTA, 2 TBSP OF PARMESAN CHEESE, 1 TBSP OF LIGHT EXTRA VIRGIN OLIVE OIL, 3 OZ. SPINACH

DESSERT: Either JELL-O or OATMEAL w/ SPLENDA & CINNAMON (sorry, Cormac!)

... That'll put me a little over 1,800 calories for the day (but not much) and I'm okay with that. And you'll fall off the wagon. I know there's some hummus downstairs that's pretty tempting, and I might succumb to it, but the key is not to go crazy. 80 calories of hummus and 35 calories worth of wheat crackers is not going to kill me.

I won't lie, monitoring your portions and everything is tough. The first few weeks were brutal, because my body generated the stomach acid necessary to digest two to three times the amount of food I was eating - and the acid reflux was epic as a result.

Sunday, I have the benefit of my father coming over and working me out for 70 to 90 minutes. We work with half a dozen dumbbell sets and focus on working almost every muscle I got with weights, restriction bands, medicine balls, etc.

I try to lift once a week at the gym, but sometimes I can't make it. I fill out the remainder of the week with three days of cardio, and always make sure to lift with dumbbells every other day. I'll do push ups, crunches, squats, etc. after my cardio.

And that's how I'm doing it. I've fallen off the wagon thanks to all the holiday meals, but I plan to be pretty strict this week.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: demi on April 05, 2010, 03:19:36 PM
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As someone who is similarly shaped and sized

:rofl
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 05, 2010, 03:23:27 PM
Don't laugh, demi - you're totally turned on. :-*
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: demi on April 05, 2010, 03:32:27 PM
lol, I already saw Bz naked. What's your excuse?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 05, 2010, 03:33:52 PM
My excuse to what? Not get naked?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: demi on April 05, 2010, 03:35:12 PM
Mmmhmm.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 05, 2010, 03:36:04 PM
Some things are better left to the imagination. :-*
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: G The Resurrected on April 05, 2010, 03:43:52 PM
Thanks Will, I'll have to get me one of those food weights. Its good to have the support of your father along this journey however hard it is. Don't take this the wrong way but I'm proud for ya. But now I gotta get working on myself. Keep up the good work.

Demi just likes blackmail, don't give him nude pictures!

EDIT: I purchased a digital scale from Amazon and it already shipped, gotta love prime. I do wonder how much I put into my body. I cook for my girlfriend and her father every night so I'm gonna have to make a lot of changes to the normal menu. One thing I wont cut back on is my red meats! I love me some fillet Mignon. As long as its lean right?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 05, 2010, 03:52:05 PM
You can eat red meat, just watch your portion sizes and make sure it's lean. I'll eat lean pork from time to time. Most of my beef is substitute with ground turkey, though.

Hit up sparkpeople.com, create an account and plug in how much you eat. It'll give you a pretty good breakdown of what you're actually eating. Most people are surprised.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: duckman2000 on April 05, 2010, 03:55:17 PM
Chances are that once you get used to not eating red meat, it won't be very desirable. Everyone is different, but I know that I haven't appreciated beef all that much since switching to turkey and fish for most recipes. At this point I'd rather spend the extra coin and acquire game meat for a fancier meal.

That said, you should probably let some things slide if you think it will murder your soul if you tried to cut it out, as long as you use common sense about it.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on April 06, 2010, 12:10:45 PM
I can't give up red meat.  I definitely don't crave it like I used to.  But fucking hell, I cannot replace it. 

I'm up to 95 pounds on shoulder press and it's finally starting to be a real bitch.  The last rep is finally turning into a challenge.  Deadlift is up to 220 and after I finish deadlift I'm usually wishing I was dead.  The next day I'm pretty sore but by the 2nd day I'm usually good enough to go again.  I've started doing the alternate grip.  The bar feels a lot more stable now. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 06, 2010, 12:48:33 PM
Trust me, the bar isn't going anywhere :lol

Did some split jerks today, then a Crossfit workout called "Grace", which is 30 clean and jerks for time. It sounds relatively easy, and I used a light weight, but man, I'm in no kind of shape for this stuff right now. Ugh.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on April 06, 2010, 01:14:10 PM
I'm still working on those thrusters, man.

My God.  It wasn't so much the weight, but how damn uncoordinated I am. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 06, 2010, 04:51:48 PM
Dude, don't force him to post pictures, it'll make me feel bad about myself. The guy is basically like a sculpture at this point.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Draft on April 06, 2010, 05:06:20 PM
Cormac talks a lot of shit, but where are the pictures?  The best people to take advice from are people that look like how you want to look.  How does Cormac look?
Sure, if that advice is have good genes.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: WrikaWrek on April 06, 2010, 05:37:44 PM
Good genes, lol, such a cop out excuse.

Anybody who says genes gets -1 on their opinion. Only thing genes should be affecting is how you look aesthetically, like the configuration of your abs etc

Genes does not, in no way shape or form, affect whether you are able to achieve a level of form or not.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Draft on April 06, 2010, 05:43:11 PM
Good genes, lol, such a cop out excuse.

Anybody who says genes gets -1 on their opinion. Only thing genes should be affecting is how you look aesthetically, like the configuration of your abs etc

Genes does not, in no way shape or form, affect whether you are able to achieve a level of form or not.
You can get very fit no matter what your DNA contains. If you want to have a tiny waist and broad shoulders, which I think pretty much everyone does, then you are going to need a little help from your ancestors.

Good genes is not a cop out at all. Genetic potential is fact in all aspects of physical performance. It has a profound impact on your ability to perform, how you look, and all sorts of shit.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Rman on April 06, 2010, 05:44:54 PM
Good genes, lol, such a cop out excuse.

Anybody who says genes gets -1 on their opinion. Only thing genes should be affecting is how you look aesthetically, like the configuration of your abs etc

Genes does not, in no way shape or form, affect whether you are able to achieve a level of form or not.
Tell that to the NFL.  A lot of lineman are just genetic beast.  Obviously, skill level and motivation are a factor.  But after thinning the ranks from junior high, high school, college, and then the pros.  Many who are left over after that decade or so culling are also genetically blessed.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Draft on April 06, 2010, 05:48:23 PM
Good genes, lol, such a cop out excuse.

Anybody who says genes gets -1 on their opinion. Only thing genes should be affecting is how you look aesthetically, like the configuration of your abs etc

Genes does not, in no way shape or form, affect whether you are able to achieve a level of form or not.
Tell that to the NFL.  A lot of lineman are just genetic beast. 
Good genes are a requirement to play professional sports. Think about how many kids really, really want to play in the Major Leagues or the NFL. And only what, .01% will ever make it? Probably less than that. Why does that .01% make it? Because they want it more? Because they have better coaching? Bullshit. It's because they were just born better. It's the reason professional athletes begin dominating sports when they're like 8. It's the reason NFL linemen were also sick on their high school basketball or soccer team.

Every lineman in the NFL is genetically blessed. They are also super dedicated and all that shit, but make no mistake, they were literally born to play.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: WrikaWrek on April 06, 2010, 05:52:54 PM
Good genes, lol, such a cop out excuse.

Anybody who says genes gets -1 on their opinion. Only thing genes should be affecting is how you look aesthetically, like the configuration of your abs etc

Genes does not, in no way shape or form, affect whether you are able to achieve a level of form or not.
You can get very fit no matter what your DNA contains. If you want to have a tiny waist and broad shoulders, which I think pretty much everyone does, then you are going to need a little help from your ancestors.

Good genes is not a cop out at all. Genetic potential is fact in all aspects of physical performance. It has a profound impact on your ability to perform, how you look, and all sorts of shit.

Yes, but you don't need good genes to get ripped, and that's the point. Will you look as nice as other people? Well, obviously, it depends a lot on your genes, in the same way that you can have your face fat or skinny, but whether you'll look as good as somebody else depends entirely on what you look like by default.

That said, you will always look your best when you're at your best. And that's got nothing to do with good genes or not. And The Business is right, for someone who commands the thread so vigorously, has such a strong opinion on what works and what doesn't, and types at length about what he can bench or not, would be nice to have that extra sauce with a photo.

I'm cool with tips, and theories on diet and workouts, but months pass and all we read is about "i bench 200 pounds" and shit, well fuck that man, show me what a guy capable of lifting 200 pounds looks like, and hey maybe i'll try and do what you do.

Good genes, lol, such a cop out excuse.

Anybody who says genes gets -1 on their opinion. Only thing genes should be affecting is how you look aesthetically, like the configuration of your abs etc

Genes does not, in no way shape or form, affect whether you are able to achieve a level of form or not.
Tell that to the NFL.  A lot of lineman are just genetic beast. 
Good genes are a requirement to play professional sports. Think about how many kids really, really want to play in the Major Leagues or the NFL. And only what, .01% will ever make it? Probably less than that. Why does that .01% make it? Because they want it more? Because they have better coaching? Bullshit. It's because they were just born better. It's the reason professional athletes begin dominating sports when they're like 8. It's the reason NFL linemen were also sick on their high school basketball or soccer team.

Every lineman in the NFL is genetically blessed. They are also super dedicated and all that shit, but make no mistake, they were literally born to play.

Of course, but i was talking about something entirely different. I wasn't saying genes aren't a big factor in what you are able to achieve and how it affects aesthetics, but genes have nothing to do with whether you are in tip top shape or not.

Anybody can have a 4, 6, 8 pack, everybody can have a big muscled arm, etc. What can happen is, the other dude looks better than you, and is stronger and faster than you even though you've been doing the same thing as him. That's genes.

But that's not the discussion anyway. I was talking about whether you can reach that level of your body or not based on genes.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Draft on April 06, 2010, 05:57:16 PM
Anybody can get their bodyfat pretty low and their muscles pretty big, no doubt.

Cormac commands the thread because he is the best. You don't have to read what he writes, but you should, because he gives good info and then backs it up with research.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: WrikaWrek on April 06, 2010, 06:10:42 PM
Anybody can get their bodyfat pretty low and their muscles pretty big, no doubt.

Cormac commands the thread because he is the best. You don't have to read what he writes, but you should, because he gives good info and then backs it up with research.

I'm not saying he doesn't, i do research of my own, and i've been building a plan of my own based on that. Whether i'm basing it on stuff that i've found out in this thread, stuff i've found out in other places on the net, or stuff i've found out talking to people who either train others, or have themselves as examples.

For example, due to this thread i've definitely grown the balls to start bench pressing, either with barbell or dumbbell. That said, i still feel pretty confident in diving the days by muscle groups, and mixing in good cardio and resistance training in the week, and also compound exercises. In 1 month's worth of decent work, i've managed to really improve my strenght, resistance, muscle mass. And i don't notice that just when i'm in the gym or looking at the mirror, but when i play football. Suddenly i find myself faster, with 3x better cardio than before, and now i can actually go shoulder to shoulder with bigger guys without feeling like i'm being hit by a moving wall.

Started a new plan now for the next 3 months, because i feel like i'm in shape now, and i'm pretty confident in it given the kind of results similar plans have brought to other people.

And so it's always hard to swallow some of the comments, when i'm getting results, others are getting results yet "we" are fools. And even when i threw the "big and fat" line out there, putting myself right in line to get the fuck owned by a picture of a dude who looked top top, cormac just said "i was ripped, i looked like what i wanted, now i'm doing this real workout for real men, suck it".

Nukes were dropped. Give me a break.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Draft on April 06, 2010, 06:22:34 PM
I hear ya. While I am most definitely firmly in the Rippetoe/xfit/squat squat squat camp, that is becoming a bit of a mantra in the fitness threads here and on GAF.

You gotta do what works for you. But at the same time, if you're going to mix it up and argue the merits of your program versus some other program, I feel like you need to bring more to the table than some anecdotal evidence of success.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: WrikaWrek on April 06, 2010, 06:40:49 PM
I hear ya. While I am most definitely firmly in the Rippetoe/xfit/squat squat squat camp, that is becoming a bit of a mantra in the fitness threads here and on GAF.

You gotta do what works for you. But at the same time, if you're going to mix it up and argue the merits of your program versus some other program, I feel like you need to bring more to the table than some anecdotal evidence of success.

Well, i will only be able to fully argue my way in 3 months. Which is the deadline i've set, right now, the merits of the program i'm using can only be seen in others. Because i just ended one month, that's it.

And, it started because i asked for specific exercises, best chest, back, arms workouts. I was actually asking for help, not saying my way is better than "your" way.

All i can do is, choose the best workouts that fit the kind of plan i believe in, and 1st of July i'm posting a picture here showing what i managed to achieve in 3+1 months. I'll pick up a picture of me before also, to contrast. And then, shit, if i failed i'll probably blame it on genetics :P

Obviously if i'm not happy with results, i'll have to change the plan. I have no problems changing my body anyway, i gain and lose weight easily, and just like i said before, i was fat when i was a kid. Like, at the end of the ninth grade i was weighting like 210 pounds, at the end of 10th grade i was weighting in at 140 pounds, like i didn't get my foot out of the accelerator. Then i had to gain weight.

Was never good at sports before the 10th grade, and then at the beginning of 11th grade i gotten myself into a football club, which i dropped out later because  it was way too much work, all that running with no ball.

Point being, change comes easy to me, and if i'm wrong i'm wrong, i won't say it had something to do with my body, because i don't believe in that.

Big tangent i'm sorry....was just saying, post pics and i'll really believe in you, if you happen to achieve better results than me. But if a wall of text is all i have to compare my future results to, then fuck.

Shit i can point to a crossfit post by cormaconi to July of 09. Almost a year ago. Just sayin, if you have nothing to show, then holy fuck.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 06, 2010, 09:18:06 PM
At least on real fitness forums like bodybuilding.com everyone posts before/after pics to give it a little bit of legitimacy.  Cormac just wants to tell everyone he knows best.  Let's see a pic!  If everyone in this thread giving advice posted a picture it would help a lot in deciding which posts to ignore. 

I've posted pics, even vids. Not that I, as a 38yr old married man, really give a crap about what my abs look like. All pics do is show that I walk the walk, and the only reason you are asking for them is because you  cannot find fault with the talk I talk
:smug
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 06, 2010, 09:56:42 PM
Alright chumps, fire away.  

This is me deadlifting 375lbs in May last year, the most recent vid I have. I was 74kg then, approx. 10% bodyfat (using scales, which I don't trust but I don't care enough to measure any other way).

I've put on about 5kg since then after doing Starting Strength for 4 months or so. I look quite a bit bigger, but since my back squat went up by 25% during that period, I'm pretty fuckin' sure it wasn't ALL fat. I'm back doing mostly Crossfit stuff now so am aiming to get back to that kind of weight in the next few months, God willing and the creek don't rise.

http://vimeo.com/4747242

Anybody thinks they can lift 170kg at 74kg at age 37 while getting to a significantly lower bodyfat %, step right up! I know it can be done, but it requires a bit more dedication and time than I have right now. I know that it CAN'T be done using the typical GloboGym circuit of machines and light cardio. Just cannot.be.done. Never mind also being able to run a decently fast 5k, 800m and 400m, doing high rep pull-ups and other gymnastic exercises.

This was done after approx. 1 yr of Crossfit, pretty much all done during my lunch breaks, no workout longer than 40 mins. I started out on Crossfit weighing 86kg, totally sedentary apart from a half-assed GloboGym routine of elipticals and treadmills and light weights on machines.

Am I Christian Renaldo? Of course not. He's 15yrs younger and a professional athlete with top-flight genetics. But you know what? I probably train better and smarter than he does. As a trainer, I'm pretty sure I could take someone like that and make him better in weeks, not months.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 06, 2010, 09:58:32 PM
I would be pretty smug too if I worked out in a gym full of Japanese people.

Fucking hell, it's hard being the alpha male in a room full of bitches
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Fresh Prince on April 06, 2010, 10:00:08 PM
Nah it's mostly dedication and desperation regarding professional sports people. Like in the NBA in the 90's it was poor black people, then poor Eastern Europeans. Soccer, cycling are the same as well.
Lance Armstrong who may be 'genetically blessed' has a very low lactic acid level of around 6 compared to other cyclists (around 20). It gives him 3-4% advantage- enough to win by but not insurmountable.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 06, 2010, 10:02:36 PM
Are you seriously suggesting that the poorest countries produce the best athletes? Can I point you to the results of every Olympic Games ever?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Fresh Prince on April 06, 2010, 10:07:38 PM
You look at the sports I talked about. Training hard as hell in their youth, 'discovered' and then use 1st world expertise and money to make sure they are performing. 

Most countries have a similar Olympic youth scheme as well.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 06, 2010, 10:11:02 PM
That makes a lot more sense, but you're still stating that genetics is not a major factor, am I correct?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Fresh Prince on April 06, 2010, 10:13:06 PM
Yes in my ill-informed opinion 'genetics' are vastly overrated. Much like the film Gattaca.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 06, 2010, 10:22:30 PM
Well, I think that a very large percentage of people can accomplish a very large percentage of any list of athletic tasks you care to name. But I think that it plays a much larger differentiating role in determining the performance of the elite. It's almost impossible to prove or disprove, given the lack of separated-at-birth twins available for lifelong studies. It will always be fun to argue about...until we gain the ability to tinker directly with our own genetics, then we'll find out.

edit: changed 'I agree' to 'I think' 'cause I realized that I was putting words in your mouth, which I something I find irritating when it happens to me...
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Fresh Prince on April 06, 2010, 10:27:54 PM
I think social factors especially in a professional athlete's youth are vastly underrated.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 06, 2010, 10:39:52 PM
Ah, you've been reading Gladwell.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Fresh Prince on April 06, 2010, 10:44:37 PM
Haven't heard of him until you mentioned him. But yeah it seems our ideas are closely related.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 06, 2010, 10:53:38 PM
Really? Damn. OK, read the books. They're best-sellers for a reason.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: BamYouHaveAids on April 06, 2010, 11:00:04 PM

Am I Christian Renaldo? Of course not. He's 15yrs younger and a professional athlete with top-flight genetics. But you know what? I probably train better and smarter than he does. As a trainer, I'm pretty sure I could take someone like that and make him better in weeks, not months.

understatement. as someone who has trained with and watched professional athletes train (one of which who is fighting for a world boxing title next month) you would be surprised by their regimens. at my old gym, the trainer wouldn't allow you touch weights over 20 pounds for fear of impeding mobility. most professional athlete succeed despite their training, not because of it.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Fresh Prince on April 06, 2010, 11:12:16 PM
I've heard of Tipping Point but yeah didn't know the author.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Boogie on April 06, 2010, 11:18:47 PM
Alright chumps, fire away.  

This is me deadlifting 375lbs in May last year, the most recent vid I have. I was 74kg then, approx. 10% bodyfat (using scales, which I don't trust but I don't care enough to measure any other way).

I've put on about 5kg since then after doing Starting Strength for 4 months or so. I look quite a bit bigger, but since my back squat went up by 25% during that period, I'm pretty fuckin' sure it wasn't ALL fat. I'm back doing mostly Crossfit stuff now so am aiming to get back to that kind of weight in the next few months, God willing and the creek don't rise.

http://vimeo.com/4747242

Anybody thinks they can lift 170kg at 74kg at age 37 while getting to a significantly lower bodyfat %, step right up!

That's f'ing crazy!  Well done!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 06, 2010, 11:22:27 PM

Am I Christian Renaldo? Of course not. He's 15yrs younger and a professional athlete with top-flight genetics. But you know what? I probably train better and smarter than he does. As a trainer, I'm pretty sure I could take someone like that and make him better in weeks, not months.

understatement. as someone who has trained with and watched professional athletes train (one of which who is fighting for a world boxing title next month) you would be surprised by their regimens. at my old gym, the trainer wouldn't allow you touch weights over 20 pounds for fear of impeding mobility. most professional athlete succeed despite their training, not because of it.

Well, I *wouldn't* be surprised but I know what you mean. Yeah, I keep hearing that the main thing pro-level trainers do is try not to break the client. If you're not strong enough for the NFL by the time you get out of college, you're not going to get there by the training they do. Everyone is terrified of injury. Even the ones who seemingly have nothing to lose - LeBron James won't be playing for the US this summer because he'll be a free agent. He could probably blow out his knee and still get a max contract, but why take the risk? Very few trainers will risk screwing up a client like that. You try to keep the Ferrari running, not turbo charge it. I can afford to take much bigger risks.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Draft on April 06, 2010, 11:25:44 PM
Nah it's mostly dedication and desperation regarding professional sports people. Like in the NBA in the 90's it was poor black people, then poor Eastern Europeans. Soccer, cycling are the same as well.
Lance Armstrong who may be 'genetically blessed' has a very low lactic acid level of around 6 compared to other cyclists (around 20). It gives him 3-4% advantage- enough to win by but not insurmountable.
That's nuts. Watch Hoop Dreams. Dedication will only take someone so far. For every 1 dedicated, desperate guy who makes it into the NBA there's 10,000 just as desperate, just as dedicated who never even get a chance to play Division 1, or even Division 2.

Talking about Lance Armstrong being "not insurmountable"? Didn't he win the only bike race worth racing like 6 years in a row? Exactly how dominant does he need to be for his whale lungs and immunity to lactic acid to get some props?
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You look at the sports I talked about. Training hard as hell in their youth, 'discovered' and then use 1st world expertise and money to make sure they are performing. 

Most countries have a similar Olympic youth scheme as well.
The discovery happens because these kids out perform their peers. They play the same games, go through the same training, but excel in a way their peers do not, and that's what gets them put into elite level programs that ultimately aspire to Olympic or professional performance.

I mean, pro football/basketball players get eye balled first in middle school. Middle school. These kids are 13-14 years old and already being scouted by high school coaches to play on the state level teams. You really think it's because these kids, barely old enough to have hair on their nuts, are more dedicated than their peers?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 06, 2010, 11:29:28 PM
While Draft is here - thanks for the props above! The respect is mutual.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Draft on April 06, 2010, 11:35:56 PM
While Draft is here - thanks for the props above! The respect is mutual.
:tauntaun
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Fresh Prince on April 06, 2010, 11:38:37 PM
7

Lance Armstrong has many things from what I've read. He's an asshole but it helps him. He has had a good teams- road cycling is not a wholly individual sport. And he is one of these guys that loves technology and uses it to get any advantage possible. A whole lot of things.  

All I'm saying is genetics is overrated. In my uninformed opinion 'talent' is created by dedication first, social factors second, money third, genetics last.  
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I mean, pro football/basketball players get eye balled first in middle school. Middle school. These kids are 13-14 years old and already being scouted by high school coaches to play on the state level teams. You really think it's because these kids, barely old enough to have hair on their nuts, are more dedicated than their peers?
Yes. And yes. When people reach their teens is probably more important since then they decide, 'Is it really worth it?'.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Draft on April 06, 2010, 11:43:33 PM
7

Lance Armstrong has many things from what I've read. He's an asshole but it helps him. He has had a good teams- road cycling is not a wholly individual sport. And he is one of these guys that loves technology and uses it to get any advantage possible. A whole lot of things.  

All I'm saying is genetics is overrated. In my uninformed opinion 'talent' is created by dedication first, social factors second, money third, genetics last.  
I think that's completely backwards, but honestly I probably know only as much or even less than you when it comes to true genetic science. Genetics is what whittles 10,000 high school quarterbacks to 100 division 1 quarter backs to 32 professional quarter backs.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Fresh Prince on April 06, 2010, 11:53:49 PM
I'll concede genetics may be the deciding factor but I think 'use it (often) or lose it' is apt when describing any genetic advantage.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 07, 2010, 12:06:26 AM

*snip*

That's f'ing crazy!  Well done!

Cheers Boogie! One day we will work out together and go for beers afterward, and it will be good :rock
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 07, 2010, 02:15:38 AM
http://vimeo.com/4747242

I will not ignore your posts in this thread anymore.   :-*

awww, that's sweet :-*

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Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 07, 2010, 02:48:36 AM
My lunchtime Crossfit WOD today, in case anyone feels like playing at home:
 
5 rounds for time of:
5 deadlifts at 100kg/220lbs
10 burpees

'For time' means just do the whole thing straight through as fast as possible and record your time with a stopwatch.

Tip: do a couple of heavier deadlifts first and then the high rep stuff feels relatively light. Doing this basically tricks your nervous system into a heightened state of readiness. Imagine tensing to help lift a car out of the mud, and it being replaced by a motorbike at the last second - it would fly right up, right?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Fresh Prince on April 07, 2010, 02:57:07 AM
Everyone else is still on notice until they post pics though. 
It is odd. I look here and most things run contary to cycling. Carbs for example. And working out your arms.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 07, 2010, 03:07:30 AM
Fresh Prince - you are mainly a cyclist?

If you have specific goals, post 'em and who knows, maybe someone can help. It's true that upper-body strength doesn't have a whole lot of direct application to cycling, say, but there is an awful lot to be said for addressing the weakest points in the system. It doesn't make a whole lot of sense, at first glance, to make a downhill skier do pull-ups...but for many skiers, that's the weakest part of their body, and addressing that weakness is like releasing a brake on their athletic performance. Strong legs held back by weak upper body. They don't need a STRONG upper body, necesssarily; they might just need for it not to be WEAK. Then boom! Better results.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: WrikaWrek on April 07, 2010, 07:01:24 AM
Damn, that's a lot of kilos in that deadlift. Nice, specially since you look like a rather small guy (height), but i maybe i'm seeing it wrong.

Regarding the genes talk, the reason why Bolt, the Aquaman dude, and Armstrong are so superior to others is because of genetics. Clearly.

That said, the guys that have a great advantage due to genetics, are what we usually call the most gifted ones, like Ronaldo, Cristiano Ronaldo, Bolt, etc etc whatever The Ultimate Avengers and shit.

But 90% of all athletes in the world aren't genetically blessed. We just pay more attention to the blessed ones.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on April 07, 2010, 12:26:59 PM
:bow Cormac :bow2

I crossed 220 last night with deadlift and tomorrow will be 225.  375 seems insane.

I'm not progressing as fast as I'd like on bench press (working on 215) so I'm going to deload down to 170 and work back up.  Is that too much to deload on a 5x5 regiment?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Draft on April 07, 2010, 04:04:40 PM
:bow Cormac :bow2

I crossed 220 last night with deadlift and tomorrow will be 225.  375 seems insane.

I'm not progressing as fast as I'd like on bench press (working on 215) so I'm going to deload down to 170 and work back up.  Is that too much to deload on a 5x5 regiment?
Way too much. 170 is like warm up weight if you can bench 210 5x5. 10% deload. Either drop back to 195 5x5 or maybe try 215 3x8.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Fresh Prince on April 07, 2010, 04:06:40 PM
For me it's about losing weight (6 ft trying to get down to 80kg) without losing muscle and being tired\feeling like shit after a ride.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Draft on April 07, 2010, 04:10:42 PM
For me it's about losing weight (6 ft trying to get down to 80kg) without losing muscle and being tired\feeling like shit after a ride.
http://well.blogs.nytimes.com/2010/04/05/lifting-heavier-weights-to-slim-down/
 :smug
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on April 07, 2010, 04:16:28 PM
:bow Cormac :bow2

I crossed 220 last night with deadlift and tomorrow will be 225.  375 seems insane.

I'm not progressing as fast as I'd like on bench press (working on 215) so I'm going to deload down to 170 and work back up.  Is that too much to deload on a 5x5 regiment?
Way too much. 170 is like warm up weight if you can bench 210 5x5. 10% deload. Either drop back to 195 5x5 or maybe try 215 3x8.
I'll drop down to 195 for now then and when I hit 215 again if I can't do it I'll try the 215 3x8.  Thanks!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: WrikaWrek on April 07, 2010, 09:00:16 PM
So i'm definitely gonna bring in Squats, that shit is the bomb. Also, will leave one day for bicycling, to really sweat and lose fat!

I'm starting to have fun with this shit, man today doing DB lateral raise, rear seated....killed me. That shit will really test you!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 07, 2010, 10:11:47 PM
:bow Cormac :bow2

I crossed 220 last night with deadlift and tomorrow will be 225.  375 seems insane.

I'm not progressing as fast as I'd like on bench press (working on 215) so I'm going to deload down to 170 and work back up.  Is that too much to deload on a 5x5 regiment?
Way too much. 170 is like warm up weight if you can bench 210 5x5. 10% deload. Either drop back to 195 5x5 or maybe try 215 3x8.

Mups - a good general benchmark is that everything below 85% of your max is a warm-up weight, and therefore not enough to tax you. You might burn some tiny amount of calories but otherwise it's not worth doing. It'll just make it harder to go back to the heavier stuff.

I of course cosign everything Draft said. But another approach that has worked for me many times is simply to do less reps at the same weight. Do a single at 215, then try for a triple, then try for 5, all over the space of a week, say.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 07, 2010, 10:17:39 PM
Not really losing a lot of weight, but I'm slimming down. I'm starting to fit into old clothes. Pretty awesome.

I think I really will try to take up an adult baseball league in about another 20 lbs. or so.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 07, 2010, 10:27:03 PM
keep it up!

I'm starting to drop the excess too, after a couple of weeks of doing Crossfit rather than straight heavy lifting. I haven't changed my diet much yet, finding it very hard after 4 months of eating (and drinking) whatever the hell I wanted. I'm trying to keep as much of the strength as possible while cutting down, which is kind of a new thing for me. Not really sure how it will go. My feeling is that I should do it gradually and organically rather than a crash diet on top of Crossfit, but we'll see how it goes.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: WrikaWrek on April 07, 2010, 10:42:10 PM
Not really losing a lot of weight, but I'm slimming down. I'm starting to fit into old clothes. Pretty awesome.

I think I really will try to take up an adult baseball league in about another 20 lbs. or so.

What kind of stuff are you eating?

Completely avoid fried stuff, stuff with sugar (sodas), have no cheat days, cut down on bread. You got this under control right? That's how i did it anyway.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 07, 2010, 10:46:12 PM
Can't really help the "cheat" days, on account of multiple holiday dinners. We went out to eat and had Peruvian food; I was pretty good, but I had two beers. The meal was almost entirely seafood - none of it fried. There was half a potato and some rice devoured. That's not normal for me. Prior to that, I only ate 1,000 calories on the day. So I don't think it could have done me in.

I think I've put up most of what I intake, I feel pretty comfortable about it.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 07, 2010, 11:09:10 PM
Today I'm doing overhead squats.

First, as performed by hardcore Crossfit babe Nicole Carroll at bodyweight:

[youtube=560,345]wjuULPqI-WY[/youtube]

Next as performed by smoking hot fitness model at joke weight:

[youtube=560,345]P8YjmrIsz9s&feature=fvw[/youtube]

It is so wrong that I watched this and thought, jesus, she completely loses her lumbar curve at the bottom rather than OMG I would like to sink my teeth into THAT.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on April 08, 2010, 10:41:44 AM
:bow Cormac :bow2

I crossed 220 last night with deadlift and tomorrow will be 225.  375 seems insane.

I'm not progressing as fast as I'd like on bench press (working on 215) so I'm going to deload down to 170 and work back up.  Is that too much to deload on a 5x5 regiment?
Way too much. 170 is like warm up weight if you can bench 210 5x5. 10% deload. Either drop back to 195 5x5 or maybe try 215 3x8.

Mups - a good general benchmark is that everything below 85% of your max is a warm-up weight, and therefore not enough to tax you. You might burn some tiny amount of calories but otherwise it's not worth doing. It'll just make it harder to go back to the heavier stuff.

I of course cosign everything Draft said. But another approach that has worked for me many times is simply to do less reps at the same weight. Do a single at 215, then try for a triple, then try for 5, all over the space of a week, say.
Cool.  Thanks!

I'll keep that in mind.  Last night I busted my bench down to 195 and it was fucking cake.  So I'm feeling pretty good.  At the very least it will be a nice confidence builder for when I get back to 215. 

I've started trimming the last few weeks by just controlling my eating a bit.  No crash diet shit, but I'm just more careful.  If there is a slightly better alternative, I choose that.  I still make sure I get all my protein and enough carbs to give me energy, but I don't feel like I can eat pizza and burgers and shit because the protein intake will justify it.  Been eating a lot of chicken sandwiches, tuna sandwiches and eggs and shit. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Beezy on April 08, 2010, 10:06:16 PM
Went to the gym with my friend Tuesday morning, fell asleep around 8 and woke up after 11 later that night. I think I slept on my right shoulder weird because it's been stiff/sore as hell ever since. :(

Did I not stretch enough or something?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 08, 2010, 10:12:31 PM
can't really begin to answer that without some more info dude. What did you do at the gym? Did you stretch at all? Is it only the right shoulder that's bothering you?

Some degree of soreness is inevitable when doing any kind of serious exercise. You need to learn to distinguish between soreness (normal) and pain (likely an injury).
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Beezy on April 08, 2010, 10:23:49 PM
We mostly did upper body weight machines and the bench press. It's not regular soreness, I know how that feels. The rest of my upper body feels like that right now.

Example of pain/stiffness: Usually when i put on a button up shirt, I do left arm first then right arm. Now when I try to put on my shirt this way I can't because I can't get my right arm back far enough to reach the sleeve. Doing right arm first then left is fine though.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 08, 2010, 11:13:51 PM
Could be a rotator cuff problem if you have range of motion issues - the bench press is notorious for them. Give it a couple of days, and if it still hurts, go see a physio maybe.

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Beezy on April 08, 2010, 11:47:44 PM
thanks
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 09, 2010, 12:19:26 AM
If you DO anything upper-body related in the next few days, which I don't recommend, warm-up the shoulders carefully beforehand. Shoulder dislocations are good for this:

[youtube=560,345]33P5AI27eiU[/youtube]

I do these before any kind of overhead stuff (presses, jerks, thrusters, pull-ups...even back squats if the grip is uncomfortable). They work pretty much instantly to loosen up the shoulder.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Beezy on April 09, 2010, 12:24:21 AM
wtf
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 09, 2010, 12:28:18 AM
not as painful as they look, honestly. If you find them uncomfortable, just take a super-wide grip to begin with, then gradually narrow it.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: cool breeze on April 09, 2010, 12:29:12 AM
quick dumb question

is doing a lot of reps at a lower weight = to doing fewer reps on a heavier one? or should you switch to more weight?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Beezy on April 09, 2010, 12:33:38 AM
not as painful as they look, honestly. If you find them uncomfortable, just take a super-wide grip to begin with, then gradually narrow it.
I'll take your word for it.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 09, 2010, 12:36:03 AM
quick dumb question

is doing a lot of reps at a lower weight = to doing fewer reps on a heavier one? or should you switch to more weight?

1) no
2) depends on your goals

Do you want to become stronger or do you want to become fitter?

If you want to become stronger, low reps + heavy weights.
If you want to become fitter, high reps + lighter weights.
If you want to become stronger and fitter, do both.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: cool breeze on April 09, 2010, 12:40:55 AM
thanks

probably more fitter than stronger, but still kinda in the middle
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on April 09, 2010, 12:02:05 PM
Fucking shoulder press is getting difficult now at 105 pounds :'(

Not anywhere like to where I'm really struggling on the last rep, but still pretty damn difficult. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: TEEEPO on April 09, 2010, 12:15:42 PM
fuck all ya'll bitches. swimming/biking/walking/crippled eb unite!

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: archie4208 on April 12, 2010, 09:11:22 PM
Cormac, what is your opinion on Muscle Milk as a meal substitute?  My current job doesn't have any sort of refrigeration so my options for lunch time are very limited.  Right now I'm making due with a banana and a scoop of whey protein for snacks during break time and a bottle of MM from the grocery store during lunch.  The nutritional info seems decent enough (http://caloriecount.about.com/calories-muscle-milk-ready-drink-i121266), but I'm sure there is a 'gotcha' somewhere that will make it the equivalent of eating a candy bar.  If MM is trash, could you suggest anything suitable that doesn't have to be refrigerated?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 12, 2010, 10:13:22 PM
Sorry man, we don't gots the Muscle Milk in Japan so I've never seen or heard of it. The 5 grams of sugar seems like a waste but it's hardly like drinking Classic Coke. At work I drink water, regular milk, or eat plain yoghurt. I keep bags of nuts and fruit (figs, raisins, apples, bananas) around, and buy a lot of really f'ing expensive salads that are mostly f'ing lettuce with occasional useful bits of chicken, shrimp or a nutritionally-useful vegetabl etc. (If I could eliminate one food from the face of the planet, it would be iceberg lettuce. Best way to ruin any plate of food.) Tofu is another cheap and handy protein source here, maybe not so much where you are.

So yeah, it basically boils down to: pack a lunch with meat and veggies, supplement with nuts, fruit, deli meat (if you can get it) and dairy if you can handle it. The take-out options are never going to be as good as something you prepare yourself, even if it won't be quite as good reheated.

I looking into trying the whole protein shake thing just to be sure I get my daily dose (can be hard with a vegetarian wife), but I recoil at the idea of planning meals around them every day. You also need fiber in your diet or you will have digestive problems for sure.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Rman on April 12, 2010, 10:31:55 PM
Cormac, what is your opinion on Muscle Milk as a meal substitute?  My current job doesn't have any sort of refrigeration so my options for lunch time are very limited.  Right now I'm making due with a banana and a scoop of whey protein for snacks during break time and a bottle of MM from the grocery store during lunch.  The nutritional info seems decent enough (http://caloriecount.about.com/calories-muscle-milk-ready-drink-i121266), but I'm sure there is a 'gotcha' somewhere that will make it the equivalent of eating a candy bar.  If MM is trash, could you suggest anything suitable that doesn't have to be refrigerated?
http://www.paleokits.org/

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 12, 2010, 10:37:43 PM
Also, flasks don't just keep stuff hot!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 12, 2010, 10:38:39 PM
I want to eat more nuts and fruits, but they are so high calorie. :-\
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 12, 2010, 10:52:14 PM
I want to eat more nuts and fruits, but they are so high calorie. :-\

Nuts are almost all fat, which is very satisfying. You can improve most salads hugely by adding some slivered almonds or macadamias to bring the fat ratio up. Of course, this sounds like heretical madness to you right now but you'll get there.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 12, 2010, 10:59:59 PM
God, I hope so. This month has been brutal. I've barely been moving the scale. The only positives is that I had to buy a new dumbbell set to replace my old one (it just wasn't cutting it anymore)*, and I feel more energetic than I have in ages. I'm going to do new measurements next week, so I hoping I'm just gaining muscle.

* This is probably lame to you, but new for me: I'm moving to plates! I was using a pyramid tree of 10 and 15 lb. ceramic dummbells, then standard 20 lb. dumbbells. Now to plates!

I'm almost tempted to stop all lifting to see if that's what is derailing my weight loss goals.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 12, 2010, 11:31:42 PM
The body likes to be in equilibrium. You've been eating the same amount and type of food for a few months now, so your body is reaching equilibrium.

Lifting (progressively heavier) weights disrupts that equilibrium. Don't stop lifting! The way to keep progressing is to keep giving your body new challenges, forcing it to continue adapting. You get into a positive cycle here, because the more weight you lose, and the stronger and fitter you get, the more activities you will be able to engage in. So push yourself to do things you couldn't do before, and don't be afraid to up your food intake a bit if you need more energy to keep pushing.

One simple suggestion: get a bike, if you don't already. Or start using it for trips where you would currently go by car. Make your body work more outside the gym.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Fresh Prince on April 12, 2010, 11:46:49 PM
Get a fixie, Willco

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Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Beezy on April 12, 2010, 11:51:56 PM
I want to eat more nuts and fruits, but they are so high calorie. :-\

Nuts are almost all fat, which is very satisfying. You can improve most salads hugely by adding some slivered almonds or macadamias to bring the fat ratio up. Of course, this sounds like heretical madness to you right now but you'll get there.
What about cashews? I love cashews. :drool
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 13, 2010, 12:01:36 AM
One simple suggestion: get a bike, if you don't already. Or start using it for trips where you would currently go by car. Make your body work more outside the gym.

Not really feasible around here.

I think I'm going to start walking laps around the lake in addition to my 25 - 30 minutes of elliptical work.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: WrikaWrek on April 13, 2010, 08:31:45 PM
You just need to eat less and do more cardio.

Trust me, i only say trust me because i've been in your situation when i was younger. Weigh Lifting will be great for that extra skin, but it's not the key at all to lose weight, if you are fat. Like real fat, not just "Oh look at me i need to lose some fat in my belly".

I hope you can work out that extra skin alright with time, i was lucky because i was still young, and still growing so i got a free pass.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 13, 2010, 08:55:54 PM
I don't know how I can eat much less, I rarely eat over 1,600 calories a day. :lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: WrikaWrek on April 13, 2010, 09:32:31 PM
Breakfast; Cereals and Milk, or Banana and a glass of milk, or a Toast and a glass of milk.

Lunch; Fish or Meat, whatever, and Salad. Small amount of rice or pasta if you so wish it.

Afternoon; Piece of fruit.

Dinner: Fish/Meat whatever, and vegetables.


Do cardio. When i did, i played football, like a lot of football. By doing this, you'll lose weight fast, guaranteed. The trick is, with the big meals, try like half of what you would before. Friends dinners, family dinners, eat half of what the person next to you is eating.

Wanna look much better than i did when i lost weight? (Skinny, underweight, needed muscle) Do weight training occasionally. Like Twice a week if you are on a gym, if you are at home, do some push ups, some dumbbells, some squats. How to make them not boring? Put a movie on, that's what i do, my mind kinda wanders and doesn't focus on the boring.

No cakes, avoid bread when you can, no sweets, deserts whatever. Buy dark chocolate once a week or something if you really crave for some escape.

Losing weight is 80% will power to stop doing, 20% will power to start doing. You got this shit under control, you'll only get diminishing returns when you are no longer overweight.

So if you aren't losing weight, then it's time to start dropping more luggage out. Also, try not using the scale too much, i'll tell you i didn't see my weight for months. I just looked at the mirror, and i learned to see my body shape. Your belly will get smaller, your face will get skinnier, etc etc.

All i got from the scale was obsession when i got skinny, every morning, every night, every 100 grams would give me pause, higher or lower.

Just trying to share, don't take any of this the wrong way.


edit: Also, avoid using the car as much as possible as been said. Take public transportation, when you can walk, walk, when you can stand, stand. When i lost weight, i always walked to school, and always had to walk way up this street. Would always go home to eat lunch too, making me do double the trip every day.

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Fresh Prince on April 13, 2010, 09:44:23 PM
Essentially it boils down to eat less, excercise more. If you can build excercise into your daily routine, rather than 'take time out to hit the gym' it helps a lot which is what I found. Walking rather than taking a car (or even taking  public transport since you still need to walk).

Also regarding 'cycling is not feasible'. Why? I live here http://www.smh.com.au/nsw/sydney-the-city-that-hates-bikes-20100312-q45h.html
And it's fucking true!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 13, 2010, 10:20:15 PM
You guys are telling me stuff I already do :lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Fresh Prince on April 13, 2010, 10:24:19 PM
You don't cycle :smug
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Kestastrophe on April 13, 2010, 10:29:46 PM
Breakfast; Cereals and Milk, or Banana and a glass of milk, or a Toast and a glass of milk.

Lunch; Fish or Meat, whatever, and Salad. Small amount of rice or pasta if you so wish it.

Afternoon; Piece of fruit.

Dinner: Fish/Meat whatever, and vegetables.
:wag

And its not "Fish/Meat whatever"  :supergay

its, FUCK YEAH MEAT AND FISH  :gun
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 13, 2010, 10:30:54 PM
You don't cycle :smug

Again, it's not really feasible in this area of Maryland. I'd never get anywhere. I'd only have time to do it recreationaly, and I'd rather walk than waste the money.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Fresh Prince on April 13, 2010, 10:32:24 PM
You hurt me so bad, willco.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 13, 2010, 10:34:46 PM
I was going to have pasta tonight, Kestrastrophe, but I thought, "What would Cormac do?"

And it was thrown off the menu.

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Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on April 13, 2010, 10:37:10 PM
I finally decided to get back into shape today.  All I ate today was cereal and oatmeal.  I think I'm gonna stick with that diet for at least 2/3 of my meals this week.  It'll be a far cry from the three to four thousand calories that I normally chow down per day.  

For the last 5 years, my weight has been rollercoasting from 175 to 210.  I'm much closer to 210 right now.  Several family members commented on my ballooning middle torso the last weekend.  :(

My hops are still pretty good though for a fat guy.  After a couple of tries, I could still grab rim.  I would really love to get back into playing basketball but right now I'd get injured really quickly.  I'll probably start with some swimming to get my joints ready for some lifting.  
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 13, 2010, 10:39:01 PM
I think i'll just leave this thread on auto-pilot for a while, everything seems to be ticking along nicely :)

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on April 13, 2010, 10:43:00 PM
Are the p90x or insanity programs really painful?  I want to take the fast track to getting back in shape. 

Do they rely on pull-ups?  I can't do many pull-ups 'cause one of my rotators cuffs was jacked during football. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 13, 2010, 10:45:29 PM
Never heard of insanity, but p90x is pretty solid. It takes a long time to complete each day, and has a very high success rate if you do it as written and stick to the diet (although I bet a lot more people do the work than stick to the diet). There are a ton of pull-ups but if you haven't worked out in a long time, your rotator cuff issues have probably cured themselves by now.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: brawndolicious on April 13, 2010, 11:17:03 PM
Breakfast; Cereals and Milk, or Banana and a glass of milk, or a Toast and a glass of milk.
Lunch; Fish or Meat, whatever, and Salad. Small amount of rice or pasta if you so wish it.
Afternoon; Piece of fruit.
Dinner: Fish/Meat whatever, and vegetables.
:wag
And its not "Fish/Meat whatever"  :supergay
its, FUCK YEAH MEAT AND FISH  :gun
a high calorie breakfast is good tho.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: WrikaWrek on April 14, 2010, 07:04:23 AM
Cereals in the morning is absolutely fine.

But it's good if you alternate every day, do cereals one day, fruit the other day, some brown bread the other day, mix it up.

You guys are telling me stuff I already do :lol


Awesome. Eat less then.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 14, 2010, 09:44:40 AM
Again, I eat around 1,500 calories a day. Thanks for the advice. :lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on April 14, 2010, 02:46:17 PM
Again, I eat around 1,500 calories a day. Thanks for the advice. :lol

Your metabolism will become really low though, which means you won't be able to eat much for the rest of your live.  A couple of days eating badly will get you fat again if your metabolic rate is low. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Kestastrophe on April 14, 2010, 06:10:23 PM
Breakfast; Cereals and Milk, or Banana and a glass of milk, or a Toast and a glass of milk.
Lunch; Fish or Meat, whatever, and Salad. Small amount of rice or pasta if you so wish it.
Afternoon; Piece of fruit.
Dinner: Fish/Meat whatever, and vegetables.
:wag
And its not "Fish/Meat whatever"  :supergay
its, FUCK YEAH MEAT AND FISH  :gun
a high calorie breakfast is good tho.....
if it consists of eggs, bacon, chicken, whole milk, etc.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 14, 2010, 07:25:48 PM
Breakfast right now: 3 egg omelette with sausage and cream cheese. Cornflakes can bite me.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: WrikaWrek on April 14, 2010, 07:35:32 PM
Again, I eat around 1,500 calories a day. Thanks for the advice. :lol

Your metabolism will become really low though, which means you won't be able to eat much for the rest of your live.  A couple of days eating badly will get you fat again if your metabolic rate is low. 

You must be kidding surely?

Everything has to be gradual. He will get his metabolism back on track in a month.

Willco, all i'm saying is, if you are eating 1500 calories a day, and you aren't getting thiner, then you have to drop it further. If you don't wanna drop it down from that, then the whole "Impossible to not cheat" has to go out of the window.

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Fresh Prince on April 14, 2010, 07:49:49 PM
Google increasing your metabolism ffs then.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Kestastrophe on April 14, 2010, 08:13:47 PM
Breakfast right now: 3 egg omelette with sausage and cream cheese. Cornflakes can bite me.
:bow

Never had an omelette with cream cheese before, but I think I will try it now  ;)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 14, 2010, 08:53:45 PM
It's good, as is almost any cheese. You can do something different with eggs pretty much every day - just toss in whatever bits and pieces of veggies, meat and cheese are lying around the fridge.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: cool breeze on April 14, 2010, 10:52:09 PM
Are the p90x or insanity programs really painful?  I want to take the fast track to getting back in shape. 

Do they rely on pull-ups?  I can't do many pull-ups 'cause one of my rotators cuffs was jacked during football. 

I read up on it before and it does rely on pull-ups but their "alternative" is using resistance bands pulled from a high angle.  And you'll probably be sore if you do heavy exercise, especially at first.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: brawndolicious on April 15, 2010, 12:03:05 AM
Breakfast; Cereals and Milk, or Banana and a glass of milk, or a Toast and a glass of milk.
Lunch; Fish or Meat, whatever, and Salad. Small amount of rice or pasta if you so wish it.
Afternoon; Piece of fruit.
Dinner: Fish/Meat whatever, and vegetables.
:wag
And its not "Fish/Meat whatever"  :supergay
its, FUCK YEAH MEAT AND FISH  :gun
a high calorie breakfast is good tho.....
if it consists of eggs, bacon, chicken, whole milk, etc.
it's easier for your body to burn carbohydrates than fats/proteins.
 
Plus it's better to have a diet of bland oatmeal and a little bread than rich- tasting food you'd want to pig out on.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 15, 2010, 12:03:52 AM
oh just stop with this bullshit, it's embarrassing.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: brawndolicious on April 15, 2010, 12:18:34 AM
I'm repeating a textbook fact that I read exactly one year ago, literally!

I just opened up my old book to double-check it before posting actually.
 
of course your diet does depend on whether you want to gain muscle or lose fat.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 15, 2010, 12:45:31 AM
Facts without context are useless to us, am nintenho.

Tell us how carbohydrates being faster burned makes any difference to us, please. Do we run faster on high carbs? Do we lift more? Do we gain more or less weight than if we burned fat? What are the advantages of eating high-carb that offset the disadvantages of elevated insulin and consequent conversion of unburned calories to fat?

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Fresh Prince on April 15, 2010, 12:46:48 AM
I am slightly informed but carbohydrates are fuel. If you are doing regular exercises such as cycling, running etc daily then you can eat carbohydrates since it's the most freely available like am nintendo said. Otherwise fat, protein, carbs once it's stored in the body it's the same- wouldn't it?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Fresh Prince on April 15, 2010, 12:48:36 AM
I think what he means is digest.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 15, 2010, 12:55:34 AM
I am slightly informed but carbohydrates are fuel. If you are doing regular exercises such as cycling, running etc daily then you can eat carbohydrates since it's the most freely available like am nintendo said. Otherwise fat, protein, carbs once it's stored in the body it's the same- wouldn't it?


Fats are fuel too, and they're much better than carbs. No insulin response, high calories, very satisfying, freely available. You don't eat junk in order to go cycle it off if you want to remain healthy long term. If you eat junk, you HAVE to cycle it off. If you eat higher proprortions of fat, you have the option of doing jack shit as well, without getting fat.

Benefits of carbs: cheap, widely available. Most cultures have based their cooking around them at this point. That's it. Don't tell me they are any more useful to an athlete than any other form of food, 'cause they're not. People have run ultramarathons on low-carb diets very successfully.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Rman on April 15, 2010, 12:59:36 AM
I'm loving the ownage by Cormac in this thread.  Although, am nintendho makes it easy. Sorry, bro.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Fresh Prince on April 15, 2010, 01:16:34 AM
Carbohydrates are more easily digestable than fats. Hence ready to be used quicker. That is what I understand. If you need fuel quickly you use carbs. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: brawndolicious on April 15, 2010, 01:23:32 AM
ultra-marathon runners can burn SEVERAL pounds of fat during a marathon, they have very different metabolisms and are not relevant.
 
If you are extremely active, then a high fat diet will not affect you the same.
 
Otherwise, fats are much more efficient in calories/gram perspective and should only be like 1/3 average person's caloric intake to avoid obesity.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Rman on April 15, 2010, 01:26:53 AM
ultra-marathon runners can burn SEVERAL pounds of fat during a marathon, they have very different metabolisms and are not relevant.
 
If you are extremely active, then a high fat diet will not affect you the same.
 
Otherwise, fats are much more efficient in calories/gram perspective and should only be like 1/3 average person's caloric intake to avoid obesity.
Dude, you totally have the science all wrong.  Obesity and excess sucrose/fructose consumption have gone hand in hand in the most exhaustive research.  We ate more fat in the 1930s, 40s, and 50s, and were much slimmer as a population. 

The research all points to insulin.  The only hormone that promotes fat storage.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: brawndolicious on April 15, 2010, 01:31:43 AM
ultra-marathon runners can burn SEVERAL pounds of fat during a marathon, they have very different metabolisms and are not relevant.
 If you are extremely active, then a high fat diet will not affect you the same.
 Otherwise, fats are much more efficient in calories/gram perspective and should only be like 1/3 average person's caloric intake to avoid obesity.
Dude, you totally have the science all wrong.  Obesity and excess sucrose/fructose consumption have gone hand in hand in the most exhaustive research.  We ate more fat in the 1930s, 40s, and 50s, and were much slimmer as a population. 
The research all points to insulin.  The only hormone that promotes fat storage.
The insulin only matters if you're ingesting excess calories in the first place.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Rman on April 15, 2010, 01:35:46 AM
Incorrect. 

http://video.google.ca/videoplay?docid=4362041487661765149&ei=H356SfLjMqnYqAPl2ZmIAg#

The author in this video looked at some Native American populations who became obese eating what most nutritionist would classify as a low calorie diet.  Why? Because they were massively insulin resistant from their diets--which was based on sugar and white flour products. 

The human body is very complex.  You can't just trust in the law of thermodynamics in such a complex structure, with cells, hormones, etc.  We're not machines, so we can't just use the same calories in, calories out reasoning here.  The quality of the calories also matter.

 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: brawndolicious on April 15, 2010, 01:44:07 AM
because they were born and raised on such diets.

Why do you think Atkins became so controversial?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Rman on April 15, 2010, 01:55:59 AM
because they were born and raised on such diets.

Why do you think Atkins became so controversial?
I don't get your premise.  You mention that we shouldn't be consuming more than a third of our calories from fat, but then when I provide a example, you just change your argument altogether.  And then you mention Atkins, without any coherent relation between your two statements.  Where's the tie in?  Where's your evidence--concrete at that--that consuming more than a third of your calories from fat is harmful and causative of weight gain?

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Fresh Prince on April 15, 2010, 01:59:29 AM
Let me translate. Native Americans since for thousands of years were raised on a diet on mainly fats and proteins etc. their bodies, metabolism developed accordingly. Now that you introduce a larger carbohydrate intake their bodies reacted adversely.

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Rman on April 15, 2010, 02:01:57 AM
That's not just Native American, Fresh Prince. 

Look, in the end, eat what you want.  It's your body and your life.  But to vilify perfectly healthy fats and ignore the big elephant room--fructose, sucrose, and white flour products, which is what contemporary dietary science has done in the last 40 or so years is a travesty. 

Again, I enjoy some carbs as I love to eat out and I love all things food related, but to say carbs are easier to digest and are easier to metabolize is just factually wrong.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Fresh Prince on April 15, 2010, 02:05:10 AM
I did not look at the video so yes I don't know what am nintendo is going on about.

I'm sticking with carbs, easily digestable, readily available :gun
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 15, 2010, 02:25:52 AM
I did not look at the video so yes I don't know what am nintendo is going on about.

I'm sticking with carbs, easily digestable, readily available :gun

And yet you are 210lbs and want to lose weight. OK, tune it out and see where it gets you.

(Carbs aren't actually 'easily digestible' - try eating wheat, corn or sugar in its raw form. The amount of shit you have to do to most carbs just to ingest them is incredible. You don't have to ferment or grind meat or eggs).
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 15, 2010, 02:32:17 AM
Let me translate. Native Americans since for thousands of years were raised on a diet on mainly fats and proteins etc. their bodies, metabolism developed accordingly. Now that you introduce a larger carbohydrate intake their bodies reacted adversely.


HO HO HO

And everyone else in America who eats the same fucking Wal-Mart frozen deep-fried fast food junk food shit is in tip-top health, I suppose
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Fresh Prince on April 15, 2010, 02:38:09 AM
I refer to this and probably actually follow it in the future once I become more competitive : http://www.ausport.gov.au/ais/nutrition/factsheets/sports/road_cycling

I was talking from the perspective of am nintendo since I didn't watch the video anyways.

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 15, 2010, 02:45:04 AM
No-one can translate am nintenho, it just can't be done. That's why at this point I just want him to stop. Every time he posts I feel compelled to spend 2 pages just fighting the insane disinformation.

If you think you are training like an elite cyclist, fine, follow that diet. At any level of activity below that, you'll fucking balloon. Seriously, I invite anyone to have a look at what Michael Phelps eats in a day while training and tell me that they think they could survive eating like that for 5 yrs. He can do it because training is his JOB.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: brawndolicious on April 15, 2010, 02:45:45 AM
because they were born and raised on such diets.
Why do you think Atkins became so controversial?
I don't get your premise.  You mention that we shouldn't be consuming more than a third of our calories from fat, but then when I provide a example, you just change your argument altogether.  And then you mention Atkins, without any coherent relation between your two statements.  Where's the tie in?  Where's your evidence--concrete at that--that consuming more than a third of your calories from fat is harmful and causative of weight gain?
http://www.who.int/hpr/NPH/docs/who_fao_expert_report.pdf
Recommends about 1/3 fats on page 66, obviously credible source.

I don't see where I ever changed my arguments...
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Fresh Prince on April 15, 2010, 02:47:37 AM
No-one can translate am nintenho, it just can't be done. That's why at this point I just want him to stop. Every time he posts I feel compelled to spend 2 pages just fighting the insane disinformation.

If you think you are training like an elite cyclist, fine, follow that diet. At any level of activity below that, you'll fucking balloon. Seriously, I invite anyone to have a look at what Michael Phelps eats in a day while training and tell me that they think they could survive eating like that for 5 yrs. He can do it because training is his JOB.
I would refer myself as club cyclist in the future. But I eat a 'normal' diet now.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 15, 2010, 03:02:11 AM
Why
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Fresh Prince on April 15, 2010, 03:09:02 AM
Why? Regarding what exactly?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 15, 2010, 03:12:55 AM
Why do you eat a 'normal' diet
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Fresh Prince on April 15, 2010, 03:21:48 AM
Okay cormac what would you reccomend?

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 15, 2010, 03:26:20 AM
I'm trying to determine if you have any purpose related to fitness or diet.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Fresh Prince on April 15, 2010, 03:35:27 AM
I just got my road bike today. I plan to join a club and compete within the next few weeks.


Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 15, 2010, 03:39:08 AM
So now you don't do anything and you eat 'normally'?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Fresh Prince on April 15, 2010, 03:43:30 AM
I commute about 20ks daily. On the weekend sometimes I'll ride 50ks. Small potatoes.
Though I ride at a higher intensity than most.

I will admit when I first started doing a longer commute I used to eat a bit more but now I've cut back.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 15, 2010, 03:52:13 AM
ok, I think it's safe to say that you don't have any special need for a high-carb diet right now, and you have nothing to lose by getting off it and onto something healthier. I would recommend reading and applying this:

http://www.marksdailyapple.com/definitive-guide-to-the-primal-eating-plan/

That's from Mark Sisson, a former long distance runner and triathlete. If you dig around on his site, he'll also tell you why he no longer trains long slow distance (LSD).
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Fresh Prince on April 15, 2010, 03:58:07 AM
Will look into it.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 15, 2010, 03:59:25 AM
Good chap.

Less reading am nintenho, more reading Mark Sisson. World a better place already.  :)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on April 15, 2010, 11:23:48 AM
So I haven't been as active in here lately, but I thought I'd give an update.

deloading down to 195 helped me destroy 215.  Now at 220 (just hit it yesterday)

I'm at 235 with deadlift and it definitely makes me sore and I can feel it, but it's still not a huge struggle yet.  I feel I could do a couple more sets but I'm not going to push it.  I'm still doing it every other session.

I'm about to cycle off of creatine.

I'm not sure what my normal size gains would have been had I not been on creatine since most of what i was seeing was newbie gains before and my routine has changed quite a bit but these are the differences since I began...

Bench Press Gains - 170 to 220 (probably 225 by the end of the week when I should finish my cycle)
Pullups - Went from 1 to about 7
Deadlift - Started at 135 and am now at 235
Squat - I was about 180/190 when I began and I'm at 245 right now
Shoulder Press - Started at 60 and right now I'm at 105 and increasing by 5 every session (newbie gains still I suppose)

Other than that I do my situps, dips and pushups.  But situps and pushups have been steady for a while.  300 a session for situps and 3 sets of 30 pushups right now.  Dips vary but I can generally do around 8 a set.

I gained about an 1 1/4 inch in my bicep during the last two months and about an inch on my chest.  I can post pics as well if you guys would like.  For this though, I don't know how much is pure water retention and how much is going to stay when I cycle off.  I didn't measure my legs or anywhere else to really compare to so I didn't bother measuring those.  I'll do it before I start my next cycle in a couple of months.

I also managed to lose a good amount of fat around my mid section.  I haven't been weighing myself because of water weight so I knew I gained, but I'll do it after I finish my cycle.  I know I have gained quite a bit of weight in muscle mass.  I can feel it especially in my back, chest and shoulders.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 15, 2010, 09:12:06 PM
A boy dies, a man is born

:bow Rob Thomas :bow2
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: brawndolicious on April 15, 2010, 11:03:24 PM
Good chap.

Less reading am nintenho, more reading Mark Sisson. World a better place already.  :)
For the record, I have no problem with some people having a protein/fat centric diet as that is ideal for some metabolisms.  But for others, and the majority of people according to the WHO, a carb-centric diet is better for their physiology.  Obviously, with something like dieting there's a lot of variables and depending on what you were raised on and what fitness goals you have and so there's a lot of different ideal diets depending on the person.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 15, 2010, 11:41:50 PM
Oh come on, there is nothing special about the physiology of people who eat Paleo/Zone/low-carb other than what's between their ears. You continue to trumpet conventional wisdom that is incredibly slow to change, regardless of the results that should be clear to any physician with a brain.

The entirety of global agriculture and food supply is predicated on a carb-heavy diet laden with HFCS, refined sugar etc, so there are PROFOUND forces at work to prevent the kind of change in diet that I'm advocating. That doesn't mean that individuals can't think for themselves, assess the evidence and act upon it. Try eating this way for a month and you simply will stop caring what obese old men recommend, much like I disregard the advice of any physician who tells me that squatting is dangerous or unhealthy.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: pollo on April 16, 2010, 01:12:52 AM
1600 calories??! Wilco, is you serious? You're f'n 300 lbs and you only consume 1600 calories?!? Dude, that's NOT healthy..
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 16, 2010, 02:23:23 AM
Willco can't win!

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on April 16, 2010, 11:26:33 AM
1600 calories??! Wilco, is you serious? You're f'n 300 lbs and you only consume 1600 calories?!? Dude, that's NOT healthy..
This is what i was thinking but i figured I'd keep my mouth shut to avoid an argument with wrika and am nintenho.

1200 is dangerous for a person of normal weight.  1600 for someone whose body is used to consuming much more seems low.  I've said it before but I'll say it again, I believe you're consuming too few calories and your metabolism is in starvation mode and beginning to pack shit away.  But I was ignored before and I'm sure I'll be ignored again because the general distinguished mentally-challenged fucking consensus in this thread is that if you're not losing as much weight cut more calories! God forbid someone just suggest changing up your routine a little.  If you're been doing the same amount/type of cardio this whole time your body is going to adjust.  Try something different.  If you're on the elliptical, try the treadmill or try the stationary.  Or like you said, add a walk around the lake with your current routine.  Try eating a little more perhaps.  I mean, you're not going to lose like you were before.  You can't keep it up.  It's going to slow down to a steady loss to one or two pounds a week.  Don't be discouraged, that's normal.  Since you've lost so much weight, your maintenance calorie intake has also lowered which means you're not putting as big of a dent in like you were before.  A safe bet IMO is a calorie deficit of 500 a day.  That's a pound a week without exercise.  Throw in some exercise and you can easily lose two pounds a week.  Try eating 2000 to 2500 calories a day of *GOOD* food with a little change in your routine and I'll guarantee you'll lose a steady amount of weight.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 16, 2010, 11:35:19 AM
Willco can't win!

I know!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: brawndolicious on April 16, 2010, 11:48:54 AM
1600 calories??! Wilco, is you serious? You're f'n 300 lbs and you only consume 1600 calories?!? Dude, that's NOT healthy..
This is what i was thinking but i figured I'd keep my mouth shut to avoid an argument with wrika and am nintenho.
It does sound low to me.
 
Will, isn't your basal metabolic rate around 2,000 Calories?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on April 16, 2010, 12:00:13 PM
my bad, i thought you were one of the other dudes saying "eat less, exercise more!" earlier.  My apologies.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 19, 2010, 10:14:22 AM
My metabolic rate is over 2,000 calories. I was told by a nutritionist that I should actually eat around 2,200 calories at my weight and to add the extra calories by eating more fruit and snacks between meals.

Also, I've entered a new phase of fitness: vitamins.

Been having some issues working out as of late, was told that I need some vitamins. So I went to THE VITAMIN SHOPPE, which is ridiculous. I didn't even know places like that existed. There is like an entire aisle dedicated to keeping your cock hard for ten hours straight. :lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on April 19, 2010, 11:37:33 AM
 :lol

I don't know anything about vitamins.  I have never really seen a professional regarding my routine, but I'd imagine that I'm probably deficient :'(

And I told you that you should be eating more calories :)


As for me, last night I hit 240 with deadlift.  I think last night I was just having a bad night.  The entire day I was really, really fucking tired.  Spent most of it eating junk food, watching tv and painting and assembling a model car.  By gym time, I was yawning and wanted a nap (6:30pm).  I did worse on bench press than I've done in a long time, squats were a breeze, I was only able to get 2 pullups and then my negatives were basically crap by the fourth set.  I did deadlift but it was a bit of a struggle at 240.  Not a struggle to pick it up, but it felt like I was losing grip on the last rep although I managed to hold onto it and complete it.

I'm going to assume it was just a bad/lazy day because everything sucked and today I feel great.  So I'll see how it goes tomorrow or how the other half of my routine feels today. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Kestastrophe on April 19, 2010, 06:13:23 PM
I think last night I was just having a bad night.  The entire day I was really, really fucking tired. 
Didn't you just come off creatine? Anyways, I started taking creatine a few weeks ago (in pill form, don't retain water due to it being hydrochloride). I haven't noticed much difference, if any. I might have more energy, but that could just be because I am getting fitter. Also, I've been constantly hungry since taking it

http://www.gnc.com/product/index.jsp?productId=3480831&CAWELAID=326907638 (http://www.gnc.com/product/index.jsp?productId=3480831&CAWELAID=326907638)

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on April 19, 2010, 06:29:07 PM
Yeah, I just came off of it and I realized that might be it.  I have been off of it a few days though, so I dunno.  I'll see tonight.

I heard monohydrate gave the best results so that's why I took it.  You should definitely be feeling a difference by now I'd imagine.  I heard a lot of the other kinds aren't really that effective.  Monohydrate worked pretty great for me aside from the massive amount of water I needed to drink.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: WrikaWrek on April 19, 2010, 07:28:57 PM
I'm just gonna stop giving advice.

I gave advice based on my own experience. Dangerous, whatever. If you go to a nutritionist whatever, you will take 2 years losing what you can lose in 6/8 months.

It's healthier sure, don't really give a shit about that though, you have the rest of your life to get healthy as a bull. I take vitamins and oil fish too.

Just do whatever your nutritionist tells you to, and follow Rob Thomas advice. At the end of the day, truth is, if you are losing more than your are consuming, then you are losing weight. A million steps journey always starts with one step so hey.

And goddamnit, not even brown rice is safe? Man this is getting boring.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on April 20, 2010, 12:40:37 PM
I don't think the problem is that your advice is "unhealthy" or whatever, it's just that for some people it really stops working.  I'm not trying to sound like an ass, but when someone is really big it's a lot different than someone who is just overweight.  At a certain point, your body responds differently to the old consensus of "lower calories and more exercise".  It will eat the muscles you have and save whatever is being consumed and turn it into fat for later use.  I experienced this when I lost about 60 lbs.  I tried to keep up my rigorous routine of biking, running and lifting weights 6 days a week and eating as little as possible.  I got really tired and could barely do anything.  I resumed weight loss by eating a little bit more and taking it easier.  I shifted my focus from "weight loss, weight loss, weight loss" to a calculated, healthy routine and my weight loss continued and I had energy.  His body is just adapting to the situation and so he needs to change it up a bit.

and fuck it, brown rice is delicious.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: pollo on April 20, 2010, 01:08:09 PM
My metabolic rate is over 2,000 calories. I was told by a nutritionist that I should actually eat around 2,200 calories at my weight and to add the extra calories by eating more fruit and snacks between meals.

Also, I've entered a new phase of fitness: vitamins.

Been having some issues working out as of late, was told that I need some vitamins. So I went to THE VITAMIN SHOPPE, which is ridiculous. I didn't even know places like that existed. There is like an entire aisle dedicated to keeping your cock hard for ten hours straight. :lol
So then, why is you eating only 1600 calories?

BTW I'm sure Camacaroni or whatever has schooled you on a Low-Carb diet, yes? It works. Cut the pasta, rice. Stick to meats, nuts, veggies, some (not all kinds of) fruit. You'll be good. For a person your size you could be eating 2500 calories and still be losing weight.

Here's some good GAF advice on the matter:

Quote
The whole calories in vesus calories out thing is misguided because:

1. You're insinuating that the body does not change hunger/CaloriesIn based on CaloriesOut.

2. You're inferring causality without a basis. Saying that overeating is the cause of obesity is like saying that drinking too much causes alcoholism. It doesn't explain why the person does it.

3. Your equation, I'm assuming is this:

deltaCalories = CaloriesIn - CaloriesOut.

It's wrong. Here is the correct equation:

0 = CaloriesIn - CaloriesOut +/- CaloriesToOrFromFat +/- caloriesFromCannibalizedTissueOrReducedMetabolism


Insulin controls the flow of calories into fat. If insulin is high, calories go into fat cells, regardless of the number of calories needed vs consumed.

So if you eat a high carb diet that has a high insulin response, you may need 2500 calories in your muscles, organs. Insulin doesn't care, it was the evolutionary response to a bunch sugary fruits and vegetables showing up just before periods of famine (winter). Your body is programmed to store fat, because natural selection has weeded out genetics such that people store fat in anticipation of winter/famine. It is also a way for the body to reduce blood sugar, that only carbs raise so that it doesn't get to toxic levels.

So check out happens to this equation when you consume 2500 calories, but insulin stores 400 calories as fat:

0 = CaloriesIn - CaloresOut +/- CaloriesToOrFromFat +/- caloriesFromCannibalizedTissueOrReducedMetabolism


0 = 2500 - CaloriesOut - 400 +/- caloriesFromCannibalizedTissueOrReducedMetabolism
0 = 2100 - CaloriesOut +/- caloriesFromCannibalizedTissueOrReducedMetabolism
2100 = CaloriesOut +/- caloriesFromCannibalizedTissueOrReducedMetabolism

Now suppose your muscles and organs need 2500 calories under normal metabolic rate to break even.

2100 = 2500 +/- caloriesFromCannibalizedTissueOrReducedMetabolism
caloriesFromCannibalizedTissueOrReducedMetabolism = 400

This means that you need to:
1. Reduce your metabolic rate. Ie, your body intentionally weakens you through fatigue or poor circulation/heat.

2. Cannibalize muscles and organs.

3. Overeat (but you still gain fat regardless if you decide to).


It is only until the body reduces insulin, or that body fat is accumulated enough such that current insulin levels cannot hold any more fat, that this problem goes away.

If you go on a low carb diet, insulin is reduced, the body fat % setpoint is reduced, and the body just feasts on body fat until the new setpoint is reached without exercise or hunger.



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edit - I'm not saying it's right that I am figuring it this way or right that people treat it this way... just pointing out that to many, low carb means eliminate the carbs which effectively is creating the calorie deficit for weight loss.

Not necessarily. There are several studies from the 1950s/1960s on Pennington's diet (Atkins basically) where subjects consume 3-5k calories, lose fat and gain muscle. Their muscles were so deprived on energy due to excessive insulin, that simply getting the muscles a stable supply of energy made them grow to their natural, unstimulated size.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=20772068&postcount=796

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People get fat from insulin. Without insulin you cannot store fat. The higher the blood sugar response of food, the more insulin your body creates.

They have injected rats with insulin and they starve to death. They die of heart failure because their heart muscle has been cannibalized. They also die obese. The fat was never used because the hormone insulin told the body not to use it.



Look, I'm not saying that exercise doesn't make you healthier, and I think carbohydrates have their use for sports and athletics, but they aren't essential and they are the reason why people get fat. Not because they're lazy, but because hormones store fat REGARDLESS OF CALORIC INTAKE.

Edit: But let me also say that I don't blame you for believing in calories in versus calories out. I somewhat believed that for a long time until the mountains of scientific evidence proved me otherwise.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=20771765&postcount=795
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 20, 2010, 10:03:53 PM
Good post, pollo. It just can't be said enough times: Carbs drive insulin drives fat storage. People don't want to hear the message because it means changing your diet radically instead of just eating less of the crap you ate before.

Want to gain weight? Eat more simple carbs. Want to lose weight? Cut out simple carbs. Want to lose weight and gain performance? Cut out simple carbs, eat more fats.

Business - Lookin' good. You're going to need more than another 5lbs to get your bench up that high I bet. I know jack shit about serious benching of course, but just based of general principles...You're probably going to need to squat and deadlift heavy to grow the extra muscle too, assuming you're not already doing that.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: WrikaWrek on April 21, 2010, 08:38:22 PM
So just wanted to ask, can i really eat a whole egg + 2 egg whites everyday and not worry about having a heart stroke? (you know what i mean, cholesterol levels)

I work out everyday besides sunday, which from what i read make it ok. But i'm kinda doing less and less cardio everyday simple because, i'm starting to spend so much energy in hypertrophy that i just don't have it to then go out and do 15 to 20 min of HIIT.

I barely do any cardio now...is it ok? Don't know why but i kinda connected the whole "you can eat eggs if you do good cardio" for some reason.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Rman on April 21, 2010, 08:48:48 PM
Don't worry about cholesterol from eggs.  The dietary cholesterol fear is vastly overrated. Limiting sugar, refined carbs, and fixing improper Omega 6/3 imbalance are more important to cardiovascular health.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 21, 2010, 11:22:20 PM
co-sign what RMan says (as usual).

Anecdotal: I eat (whole) eggs practically every day and my blood work has been excellent for the past 3yrs. That's all the proof I need. I did feel a bit queasy the one day I had an omelette with 3 whole eggs and 4 YOLKS (leftover from baking) but otherwise, eggs are :rock
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on April 22, 2010, 11:00:47 AM
Don't worry about cholesterol from eggs.  The dietary cholesterol fear is vastly overrated. Limiting sugar, refined carbs, and fixing improper Omega 6/3 imbalance are more important to cardiovascular health.
I try telling this to my mother in law who is always scolding my wife because she lets me eat so many eggs.  She always tells me I need to eat more carbs because I usually refuse bread and tortillas.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Kestastrophe on April 22, 2010, 06:10:31 PM
When I visited my physician last fall, I specifically asked him if I should watch how many eggs I eat, because of cholesterol fears. He said not to worry, and that it was one of the best protein sources.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: WrikaWrek on April 22, 2010, 07:10:07 PM
Cool, i can have some peace of mind.

Today was crazy, was 2 hours at the gym. Kinda helps that the gym is running with hotties, but whatevs. Felt good.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Kestastrophe on April 22, 2010, 07:48:50 PM
Forgot to post earlier: Good work The Business. Lookin good man  ;). Are you working towards a 1 rep max of 275 bench?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 22, 2010, 09:20:46 PM
Of course, the problem is that most people tend to eat eggs along with a mound of toast or muffins or whatever. Instead of the healthier extra couple of sides of bacon.

Now that I'm off Starting Strength and trying to eat better again, I'm getting some knowledge at http://robbwolf.com/

His podcast on Paleo-style eating is excellent but be prepared for a major learning experience. There is unfortunately nothing simple about human biochemistry. The good news is that smarter people have already done all the metaphorical heavy lifting (as well as the literal heavy lifting - Robb is a former champion power lifter and Crossfit firebreather).
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: WrikaWrek on April 22, 2010, 09:30:58 PM
I eat the eggs in the morning, either with oatmeal, or tuna, or lentil/veggies burger, or a protein bar if i'm in a hurry.

I wouldn't mind eating bacon if i didn't hate it  :yuck

Will check out the link.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: archie4208 on April 22, 2010, 09:33:36 PM
I can only eat eggs at most twice a week because I dislike the taste. :yuck
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: EmCeeGrammar on April 23, 2010, 12:01:32 AM
I checked out this thread to skim and see if you guys were already discussing recommended dietary measures. Its kind of depressing thinking of some of the staples I'd have to give up based on what I read here.  Highest weight I've been is 280 and then I dunno, somehow lost 70 pounds without even trying down to 210 (literally, don't know what I did). I fluctuate between 220-230 now.  I get plenty of activity in but its just that I love to eat so damn much.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Fresh Prince on April 23, 2010, 12:05:56 AM
I really can't read cormac's posts anymore because they are destroying my worldview and I have just too much going on to deal with someone telling me bacon is healthier than toast right now. 

@ Ketastrophe, my goal is actual 285 1 rep max.  Ideally it'd be nice to hit 300 but I figured that was too high of a goal for 4 months at my condition 2 months ago. 
This but whatever you're doing currently is working  :-*

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 23, 2010, 04:38:54 AM
I am Become Death, Destroyer of Worldviews :rock
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on April 26, 2010, 12:07:22 PM
So I'm going to start cutting today.

I'm going to lift where I am right now twice a week.  Then I'm going to run HIIT for two days.  Then long distance running for 2 days.  One day of rest.

Sunday - Rest
Monday - HIIT
Tuesday - Lift (Bench - 220, Squat - 245, Shoulder Press 120, Deadlift - 250, Pullups)
Wednesday - Long Distance followed by some situps and pushups
Thursday HIIT
Friday - Long Distance followed by some situps and pushups
Saturday - Lift (Same routine as above)

I'm going to watch what I eat during this time and try not to lose too much strength hopefully.  I'm going to keep it up for 6 weeks I think and lose some fat and then start strength training again.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 26, 2010, 07:34:00 PM
Or you could stop breakfasting on tacos. Your choice!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Kestastrophe on April 26, 2010, 07:51:34 PM
Good luck trying to lift after running. We'll see how long that lasts
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 26, 2010, 07:52:54 PM
I've been noticing that my urine looks bright yellow, to the point where I thought something was wrong with me. Then I was told it was because of the vitamins I've been taking. Whew. :lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: WrikaWrek on April 26, 2010, 08:25:30 PM
Yeah, it looks like tutti frutty jellow. Happens to me too! Them vitamins

Just a question. How can i calculate my ideal weight? I'm 182 cm....
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Kestastrophe on April 26, 2010, 09:15:15 PM
I'm 1.82 cm....
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Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: WrikaWrek on April 26, 2010, 09:17:49 PM
ahahahaha

wanted to say 182. With all this feet, cm, mt, shit on the internet i mixed it up.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: WrikaWrek on April 26, 2010, 09:53:31 PM
You need to be running at 16 km/h for 18 minutes. I can do 10 min of 12 Km/h.

You are already doing sorta that but during 25 min. So, go up 1kmh every week for the next 6 weeks, during your 18 min exercise and you'll be there. 1kmh bump per week doesn't sound unrealistic at all.

Obviously, make sure you have those energy levels. I see guys chilling at 14.6 km/h during 20 mins or more, no reason you can't put the effort.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 26, 2010, 10:06:57 PM
You may not ever get there, but sub-20 mins is realistic enough.

Run fast intervals, rather than running lots of 3ks - try the Yasso 800 method. All the cardio benefit, plus added neuroendicrinal stimulus from running FAST, minus a lot of the wear and tear on your joints.

http://www.runnersworld.com/article/0,7120,s6-238-244-255-624-0,00.html

Not losing upper-body strength - well, not to bang the drum unduly but this is why I do Crossfit. Everything is a trade-off. Anytime you introduce a highly-specific goal like bringing down your 5k time in a hurry, something has to suffer a bit.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 26, 2010, 10:08:41 PM
You need to be running at 16 km/h for 18 minutes. I can do 10 min of 12 Km/h.

You are already doing sorta that but during 25 min. So, go up 1kmh every week for the next 6 weeks, during your 18 min exercise and you'll be there. 1kmh bump per week doesn't sound unrealistic at all.

Obviously, make sure you have those energy levels. I see guys chilling at 14.6 km/h during 20 mins or more, no reason you can't put the effort.

Yeah, don't do this. If it were so easy to just go faster every week without any stimulus, everyone would be running 2.20 marathons by now.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 26, 2010, 10:32:59 PM
Sounds like you should look into:

http://www.crossfitendurance.com/
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 26, 2010, 10:56:37 PM
One thing I don't understand about the Yasso 800s is what time should I be running the 800s if I want to run three miles in 18 minutes?  I don't care about how fast I can run 26 miles.  I only care about how fast I can run 3 miles. 

Well, that's just one example of how to apply intervals. For running a 5k, I'd concentrate mostly on 400ms. Try 4 x 400m with 2 mins rest, 3 x 800m with 2 mins rest, 10 x 100m with 30 secs rest to start off with. Play around with the rest intervals too. If you want to get hardcore precise about the time, I'd suggest buying a heart rate monitor and recording your improvement in terms of how long you can sustain a high heart rate. Run your target 5k distance no more than once a week. Record your times and heart rates for all those distances for a few weeks, and it'll very quickly become apparent to you what kind of pace you'll need to be running at and how long you can sustain it. Report back and we can try to figure out a more specific plan. At the minute, you don't have a lot of data.

By all means, give the Crossfit Endurance workouts a go, but be careful with them. Everyone says to add in no more than one a week on top of other training to begin with, although you can eventually work up to doing one of these on top of your regular workout every day you train.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: WrikaWrek on April 26, 2010, 11:10:27 PM
Don't see how that makes sense, but you are usually right i guess.

I would first concentrate on knowing how fast you can run 18 min though, just seems like the obvious thing to do, know your current limit.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 26, 2010, 11:17:51 PM
Sure, Wrika, one run isn't going to kill him or derail his training. BUT it's very tough to pace yourself correctly over distances that long if you don't have a lot of experience recording your times and distances. Most people leave way too much in the tank. Running 400m all-out is a lot more realistic at first than running 5k all-out.

Business - yes, it will be hard. An 18m 5k isn't going to get you to the Olympics or anything, but it's still a lot faster than most people will ever run. It doesn't strike me as realistic in 2 months, but YMMV, as it were.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 26, 2010, 11:53:11 PM
21 mins is totally do-able, if you do intervals hard twice a week and a distance run once a week. Now, simultaneously getting your pull-up numbers up is a different question. Crossfit workouts like this start to make sense:

3 rds for time (i.e. as fast as possible)
Run 400m
21 kettlebell swings (1.5 pood or approx 24kg dumbell)
12 pull-ups

If you can get that under 10 mins, your PT test will seem like a joke.

I'm probably doing that today, wish me luck...
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on April 27, 2010, 10:56:04 AM
Or you could stop breakfasting on tacos. Your choice!
Choice is made!  Tacos :heartbeat

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Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 27, 2010, 11:59:21 PM
that's my boy!

Everytime I feel like eating Mexican food, I look at a Mexican.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mr. Gundam on April 28, 2010, 12:03:23 AM
A kettlebell place just opened near my house, I stopped for a minute and watched while on my daily run.  :o
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 28, 2010, 12:11:40 AM
They're closing in on you!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 28, 2010, 12:40:18 AM
It is grim getting it back, I agree. After 4 or 5 months of nothing but strength work and stuffing my face, I'm finally beating some of my times from last year after about a month of Crossfit.

It's not like it gets any easier, but it is at least encouraging to be making progress again. If I were you, I'd try making your strength workouts 'cardio' as well for a while. You don't actually need to run very much to get better cardio if you are doing lots of fast movements that keep your heart pumping and your lungs burning. See the workout i posted above, or what I just did:

5 rds of:
5 deadlifts at 100kg / 220lbs
25 air squats

This stuff lets you maintain or even build strength at the same time as laying waste to your cardiovascular system (which of course makes it stronger). If you hate to run, there are plenty of alternatives that will also help you towards your other goals.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on April 28, 2010, 10:43:26 AM
My gym is closed for renovations this week.  We can visit any of the other gyms in town though!  Closest one is 20 miles away  :maf

So I won't be able to get back on weights until Saturday. 

So the wife and I have been running at the park.  Godfuckingdamn I hate Houston humidity.  When I come home I'm just dead.  they have two tracks connected to kinda like the ∞ symbol.  I've been staying on one half where there aren't a fuckton of kids and dogs walking and playing.  Not to mention a bunch of fucking beaners playing soccer.  There are 4 baseball diamonds in the middle area of the track.  I've been doing sprints from one home plate to the next (if that makes sense to you guys) as fast I can.  Last night I rounded the track 5 times.  It fucking destroyed me.  But hopefully I'll be kicking this shit back into shape soon.  And saturday I'm going to the gym to lift and hope I haven't lost too much strength.

I also updated my routine so that I can hit every muscle group in one workout just to maintain basic strength for when I go back to strength training in 6 weeks or so.  Cormac, let me know what you think...

Bench Press - (220)
Squat - (245)
Shoulder Press (120)
Deadlift (250)
Pullups (POF)
Dips (POF)

Let me know what you think I should add.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on April 28, 2010, 11:39:56 AM
I think I'm developing some mild shin splints (from running). Gotta stretch it out, mang.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on April 28, 2010, 01:19:26 PM
to stretch just bend over, grab your ankles and bit your lip.  good stuff.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on April 28, 2010, 01:31:56 PM
:himu
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 28, 2010, 06:45:20 PM
I think I'm developing some mild shin splints (from running). Gotta stretch it out, mang.

Why would stretching solve shin splints? The problem is that you're striking too hard with your heel. All you have to do is use those Vibrams :)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 28, 2010, 06:48:22 PM
Mups -

Just do:
Squat - (245)
Shoulder Press (120)
Deadlift (250)

Any "muscle groups" that aren't "hit" by that aren't worth "hitting".
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 29, 2010, 09:32:29 AM
Booyah! Another month - and with it - seventy pounds, going, going, going...

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I have lost 8 percentage points off my BMI since January. I have lost 6 inches off both my waist and hips, and 5 inches off from across my chest.

Let's party! 299 by June 7th! :elephant
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: WrikaWrek on April 29, 2010, 09:34:01 AM
 :punch
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 29, 2010, 09:35:07 AM
I think my next goal will be 250 by December 25th.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on April 29, 2010, 10:24:01 AM
Mups -

Just do:
Squat - (245)
Shoulder Press (120)
Deadlift (250)

Any "muscle groups" that aren't "hit" by that aren't worth "hitting".
Sweet tits.  Will do.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mr. Gundam on April 29, 2010, 01:19:03 PM
looks like i'm set on doing the TK Marathon next year - thought about it a bit and started looking at the trading schedule.

Running to complete, not for time. I'll probably be popping in here a bit.

:rock

I'd love to do a full marathon, but I'm going to start with a half and see how I feel.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on April 29, 2010, 02:01:35 PM
Oh, also Cormac, as I get further into my 6 weeks and the 250 gets increasingly easier for deadlift, should I add more reps/sets to the one work set I'm doing?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Kestastrophe on April 29, 2010, 06:07:10 PM
Good work Will  ;)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 29, 2010, 06:13:36 PM
Thanks, bro!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 29, 2010, 08:06:38 PM
Oh, also Cormac, as I get further into my 6 weeks and the 250 gets increasingly easier for deadlift, should I add more reps/sets to the one work set I'm doing?

No, add more weight to the bar.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 29, 2010, 10:38:34 PM
Congrats, Willco!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 29, 2010, 10:56:29 PM
Thanks!

We're getting there. I just take it ten pounds at a time. :punch

... I am hoping I have the most weight loss out of anybody in this thread at the end of the year!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 29, 2010, 11:01:58 PM
That's kind of 'World's Tallest Dwarf' territory but take what wins you can get :lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 30, 2010, 07:39:01 AM
 :'(
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: pollo on April 30, 2010, 01:56:45 PM
This just came in the mail today:

(http://www.lindtusa.com/common/images/products/large/392977_large.png)

Calories: 220
Fat: 20 G
Sat Fat: 11 G
Carb: 14 G
fiber: 5 G
Sugars: 3g
Protein: 5g

Reaction: holy shitballs that's dark stuff. I could only eat about half of 1 square before the digested chocolate coagulated in my mouth and got way too bitter.

You have to eat this small bite by bite to really experience the darkness and not let it get too bitter. But it's good stuff.

Recommended for hardcore dark-chocolate fans.



Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: cool breeze on April 30, 2010, 02:17:22 PM
yeah, super-dark chocolate is so good.  I haven't seen 90% in stores and the highest they seem to carry is 86%.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 30, 2010, 11:13:33 PM
Love it too. Gonna make chocolate semifreddo this weekend I think.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: brawndolicious on April 30, 2010, 11:39:53 PM
So is there any sweet spot (lol) between not having too much fat but still getting the anti-oxidative benefits?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 30, 2010, 11:45:30 PM
Obviously there is, since not everyone on the planet is obese and/or diseased.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: brawndolicious on April 30, 2010, 11:54:02 PM
Is it KNOWN?

and aren't the anti-oxidants only meant for preventing the risk of gene mutations, therefore preventing cancer in the very long run?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on May 01, 2010, 07:10:25 AM
Sometimes I think you're a gene mutation, am nintenho.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mr. Gundam on May 05, 2010, 05:07:24 PM
I'm still training for the half-marathon, but I've been slacking on my runs the last couple weeks. I need to get back on the wagon and up my mileage! I've been averaging 5-6 mile runs, I need to start doing 8-9 mile runs a couple times a week.

However, I did weigh myself this morning... I'm down to 152 pounds... I haven't changed my eating habits at all (ie. still eat like crap on the weekends) and this is the lightest I've been in at least ten years... huh.

Oh yeah, the other day on my run I passed two more CrossFit places.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Kestastrophe on May 05, 2010, 07:02:54 PM
PAGING DR CORMAC

I effed up my left tricep lifting. I am thinking that its tendonitis, because it feels exactly like my arm would feel after pitching baseball in school (which gave me tendonitis). What should I do?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on May 05, 2010, 07:51:36 PM

Oh yeah, the other day on my run I passed two more CrossFit places.

ur doin it wrong
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on May 05, 2010, 07:58:33 PM
PAGING DR CORMAC

I effed up my left tricep lifting. I am thinking that its tendonitis, because it feels exactly like my arm would feel after pitching baseball in school (which gave me tendonitis). What should I do?

I'm not a doctor and my experience with injury is very limited, so take with a grain of salt. My standard procedure is ice the crap out of it to get rid of any inflammation, rest it for 2 or 3 days, then try it again with bodyweight stuff only if there is no pain (soreness is fine, pain is not). If it doesn't hurt doing stuff like push-ups or pull-ups, try some light weights. If still no pain, keep going as normal (this is mostly the case, if you're doing proper ROM and non-silly exercises). If there is still pain, you have a choice: go to a physio or a doctor, or sit out 'til you have no pain.

Since I have constantly varied 'program', I can easily work around specific injuries like that: when my shoulder was messed up, I did a ton of running and squats and so forth that didn't involve the shoulder. Sometimes this is a good thing, as it forces you to address your weaknesses. Injuries are mostly the result of overuse, right? I choose to see them as the body telling you to ease up on that particular part for a while and work on something else.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on May 05, 2010, 09:26:40 PM
Fantastic post on how fat storage works:

http://www.paleonu.com/panu-weblog/2010/3/15/insulin-is-a-doorman-at-the-fat-cell-nightclub-not-a-lock-on.html

The key takeaway is that fat storage and fat conversion are both processes that are happening all the time. Insulin regulates the ease of conversion or storage, rather than shutting it on or off. For practical purposes, and to make for a simple dietary rule of thumb, 'carbs rule insulin rules fat storage' still applies for most situations but it's important to grasp the nuances.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: brawndolicious on May 06, 2010, 08:46:37 PM
Not exactly.

Eating carbs raises your blood sugar which stimulates the release of insulin and that of course stores the excess blood glucose.  Now, first the glucose gets stored in your glycogen reserves in your liver, then the reserves in your muscles, and then finally if you still have excess glucose it goes into fat.  Your body first uses glycogen because it is much easier and faster to convert it to glucose for ATP production so first your glycogen reserves go and then your fat when exercising.  You have thousands of calories in glycogen so you wouldn't get to the fat unless you've been running a marathon or something (people usually drop around the 20 km mark).

What exactly is different/superior about the way your body uses fat?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on May 06, 2010, 09:20:57 PM
Not exactly WHAT?

What is your point about the link I posted? What does your question mean? (superior to what?) How many times do you have to be told by everybody here that you don't fucking make sense before you start posting in some kind of manner that doesn't make everyone who reads it feel like they're trying to solve a jigsaw puzzle with the wrong pieces?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: brawndolicious on May 07, 2010, 01:08:37 AM
My first comment was that there isn't a simple linear connection between eating carbs and storing it as fat, like you said.  In fact, the last way that insulin tells your body to store excess glucose is in the form of fat.

My question was how your body processes and stores the fat you eat which wouldn't make you store as much fat?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Kestastrophe on May 10, 2010, 07:57:28 PM
Thanks for the injury advice Cormac. I lifted with my arm today after 5 days off and its as good as new. I actually think I injured it squatting (weak wrist with a low bar position) and then aggravated it by benching immediately afterwards. Felt fine doing shoulder press today  :)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on May 10, 2010, 08:03:07 PM
Thanks for the injury advice Cormac. I lifted with my arm today after 5 days off and its as good as new. I actually think I injured it squatting (weak wrist with a low bar position) and then aggravated it by benching immediately afterwards. Felt fine doing shoulder press today  :)

I've tweaked my shoulder a few times the same way - the way to avoid it seems to be to take a very wide grip. I always warm up with shoulder dislocates and some light pressing (just the bar) before squats now, even though it doesn't really engage the shoulders. You are pushing hard against the bar with your whole body, so if your grip is awkward, you can potentially hurt the shoulder.

Should I respond to am nintenho or not? Gah. It requires about a 1,000 word post and he probably won't understand it anyway. Does anyone else care?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Boogie on May 10, 2010, 08:41:00 PM

Should I respond to am nintenho or not? Gah. It requires about a 1,000 word post and he probably won't understand it anyway. Does anyone else care?

Remember that he advocated spot reduction of fat early in the thread.  I wouldn't bother.


Anyway, a few random thoughts:  Injuries suck.  I have a permanently gimped shoulder.  Gone to doctors and physio, and they've basically given me medical-speak for "deal with it, it's never going to heal."  on top of that, I tweaked my knee twice eight months ago in my martial arts training.  It still hasn't fully healed.  :-\

On the topic of diet, you have blown my mind about carbs, dude.  Would you really advocate cutting out brown rice, even?  My current average diet:
Breakfast: three eggs, a quarter of a bowl of cereal, orange juice
lunch: sliced chicken breast sandwich (whole wheat bread), fat-free yogurt, water
Dinner: chicken breast, veggies, brown rice, milk

thoughts?  (ya, ya, cut out the OJ.  You can take my OJ when you pry it from my cold, dead hands ;) )
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: WrikaWrek on May 10, 2010, 08:58:29 PM
Fuck carbs. Done with them bitches

Thanks a lot Cormac
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Boogie on May 10, 2010, 09:03:24 PM
Fuck carbs. Done with them bitches

Thanks a lot Cormac

bu-bu-bu pasta tases so good  :drool
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: WrikaWrek on May 10, 2010, 09:09:44 PM
Used to be a big fan. But when a guy is living in Italy and he's mostly eating rice, you know Pasta ain't got no pull anymore.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: brawndolicious on May 10, 2010, 09:16:41 PM

Should I respond to am nintenho or not? Gah. It requires about a 1,000 word post and he probably won't understand it anyway. Does anyone else care?
Based on anecdotal evidence which I eventually admitted I was wrong about.

If Cormac finally found some evidence that supports what he says than yea, he should post it.  A few weeks ago I posted an article from the WHO supporting a carb-centric diet and then he posted something about their being profound forces from the corn lobby or whatever discouraging research that supports a low-carb diet.  A few days ago, I saw that he didn't summarize the role of insulin well and so I asked him to clarify why he believes that fats are a healthier source of calories.

To be clear, I couldn't care what he himself eats.  But if you're giving health advice to other people, then you should have that advice backed up by strong, direct evidence.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on May 10, 2010, 09:44:13 PM
The WHO report you posted was over 100 pages! There was a ton of nuanced info in there that supports everything I'm saying, but it's obvious they're not going to change their bottom-line recommendations anytime soon, even though they know they're wrong.

I'm posting this from work, btw, I don't always have time to rattle off 1,000 word replies to people who show no signs of taking anything on board anyway. I mean, preventing fucking cancer is seemingly not enough of a reason for you to prefer fats to carbs, what else can I possibly offer?

Yes, Boogie: ditch the oatmeal etc. My breakfast this morning: 3 beef sausages, 2 fried eggs with cream cheese, one glass of whole cream mixed with milk. Your body works better if it burns fat, not blood sugar. Constantly refilling on blood sugar causes all manner of crash and burn problems that are very easily avoided by shifting to a fat-burning metabolism.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Boogie on May 10, 2010, 09:47:43 PM

Yes, Boogie: ditch the oatmeal etc. My breakfast this morning: 3 beef sausages, 2 fried eggs with cream cheese, one glass of whole cream mixed with milk. Your body works better if it burns fat, not blood sugar. Constantly refilling on blood sugar causes all manner of crash and burn problems that are very easily avoided by shifting to a fat-burning metabolism.

Noted, though more interested in the dinner.  Keep the brown rice, or ditch?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on May 10, 2010, 09:54:22 PM
ditch it, as with whole wheat bread. The fiber offsets the carbs to some extent but really, it's not enough to justify it. It's still grain-based simple carbs, nothing worse for you.

here's what i had for dinner last night - wish i'd taken a pic:

huge slab of kuroge wagyu steak
blue cheese & walnuts

salad 1: baby spinach, tomato & walnuts w/home-made olive oil/vinegar/dijon mustard dressing
salad 2: avocado, cucumber and pine nuts w/sesame oil and lemon juice dressing

strawberries and cream for dessert

Now, I'm a pretty damn good pasta chef, as anyone who's seen my flickr page will probably testify. But I just can't justify eating that stuff on a regular basis anymore for health reasons, and for taste reasons, I don't see any real reason to do it either. Note that all of the above is done without waiting for 3 liters of water to boil for the pasta. Nothing took any significant time to prepare - the steak was done in 30 secs each side.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: brawndolicious on May 10, 2010, 09:57:48 PM
The WHO report you posted was over 100 pages! There was a ton of nuanced info in there that supports everything I'm saying, but it's obvious they're not going to change their bottom-line recommendations anytime soon, even though they know they're wrong.

I'm posting this from work, btw, I don't always have time to rattle off 1,000 word replies to people who show no signs of taking anything on board anyway. I mean, preventing fucking cancer is seemingly not enough of a reason for you to prefer fats to carbs, what else can I possibly offer?
If there is such nuanced info then the only logical thing is to point it out rather than claim the entire World Health Organization is biased.  Even 3 weeks late, I would appreciate any evidence in that report that supports what you believe.

http://www.who.int/hpr/NPH/docs/who_fao_expert_report.pdf

You can't expect anyone to doubt the conclusions of the majority of scientists without giving any evidence that supports what you are saying.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on May 10, 2010, 10:14:02 PM
Their recommendations haven't changed meaningfully in decades, while the advance of lifestyle diseases like diabetes, obesity and cancer has continued to the point where Americans now will die younger than their parents did, despite much more advanced medical care.

The problem with quoting studies at each other is that there is an opposing set of studies to almost every nutritional viewpoint at this stage - nuts are good for you! nuts are bad for you! coffee gives you cancer! coffee cures cancer!  Most of those studies have very complicated conditions (done on rats, say or done without proper controls) that mean they don't result in useful information for most people. Yes, brown rice will give some health benefits compared to the Standard American Diet (SAD) but it would NOT give any health benefits to ME; quite the contrary. So quoting a study that recommends brown rice over white toast to me doesn't sway me in the least. I don't eat either.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on May 10, 2010, 10:15:45 PM
Alright then: I'll type this stuff up on why fats are healthier than simple carbs for you tonight if I have time but you have to read it and think about it for yourself, not just spout crap back at me that you've googled randomly alright?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on May 11, 2010, 10:31:50 AM
I've lost about 10 pounds over the last couple of weeks.

Been watching what I eat and running.

Breakfast (usually): 2 pieces of bacon, 2 or 3 eggs, a piece of sausage and some milk
Lunch: Some kind of chicken with either a small amount of beans or rice on the side
Dinner: Either chicken or beef and a side veggie

I've been working on portion controls which is a huge issue with me.  i love to eat a lot.  I also haven't been buying anything pre prepared or from restaurants/fast food.  Everything is what I've cooked.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on May 11, 2010, 07:52:16 PM
The bad news is that most of that is likely all the (creatine?) water weight / good news is that moderate, healthy & sustainable weight loss should continue if you keep that up.

The easiest way to 'control' portions if you like a lot of food (i do) is just to make big salads. Eat a bunch of salad, drink a bunch of water, don't start eating your meat until you've eaten say half of the salad. You can eat your fill of stuff like broccoli, spinach, lettuce, cabbage, asparagus etc without ever worrying about calories. The only veggies you need to exercise control over are potatoes (the worst), squash, carrots and other starchy stuff. Try to wean yourself off the rice and beans and the flab should continue to come off.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: WrikaWrek on May 11, 2010, 08:21:36 PM
Creatine doesn't make you lose weight at all.

Btw, i think never in my life, i've eaten as much real food per day. And i'm heavier then i was months ago but i don't look heavier at all. Love it!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on May 11, 2010, 08:27:19 PM
I think he's coming off creatine, which as far as I can gather makes you retain water like a girly-girl. So the combo of dieting and coming off creating seems likely to result in a sudden decrease in weight. And inches coming off those lovely Mexican biceps :gloomy
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: brawndolicious on May 12, 2010, 02:38:51 AM
Alright then: I'll type this stuff up on why fats are healthier than simple carbs for you tonight if I have time but you have to read it and think about it for yourself, not just spout crap back at me that you've googled randomly alright?
yeah I'd have no problem at least doing that.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on May 12, 2010, 08:05:46 AM
I went running last night and my left knee popped.....it's the size of a softball now.  Looks like I'll be taking it easy for a while now.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 12, 2010, 08:58:35 AM
I've only lost a couple of pounds the past ten days, but I've been sidelined for much of that with illness. I'm also moving towards eating small meals throughout the day in an effort to raise my metabolism. Hoping to start lifting again this week. I'm less than a month away from goal and I only have seven pounds to go.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on May 12, 2010, 10:36:38 AM
I think he's coming off creatine, which as far as I can gather makes you retain water like a girly-girl. So the combo of dieting and coming off creating seems likely to result in a sudden decrease in weight. And inches coming off those lovely Mexican biceps :gloomy
:teehee

Yeah, holding all the water made my stomach do this bulge at the top and then steep drop thing.  It looked like I was holding a soccer ball in my upper abdomen.  Like 5 days after I cycled off it was gone.  I've got about 20 lbs more lbs to lose to make me happy and I'll start strength training again.

Man, eating like a beast while I was lifting 5 times a week has put my eating habits all to hell.  Not to mention I'm always fucking hungry when I know I shouldn't be.  It's not as bad as it used to be, but I still see myself craving a big fat fucking steak or a nice hamburger :'(
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: WrikaWrek on May 12, 2010, 01:09:34 PM
The creatine i took (Purple K) didn't have that effect at all. There was no water retention.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on May 12, 2010, 01:15:58 PM
you're taking pills aren't you?  pills don't cause it.  the powder does.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: WrikaWrek on May 12, 2010, 01:29:01 PM
I was taking pills yeah.

Shit worked too.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on May 12, 2010, 01:30:25 PM
When I started losing my water weight I noticed how much it worked.  I increased in size like a motherfucker and shit that used to be a struggle was just a breeze.  I'd recommend it.

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on May 15, 2010, 09:33:22 AM
Last week, I took Cormacaroni's advice (not to me but what he gave out) and cut my carbohydrate consumption down.  Well, I've read about it for years but stuck to the 20/40/40 for 5 years.  It worked for me cutting 115 lbs and if it isn't broke, why fix it was what I was thinking.  I was willing to change it up since now that I'm 25, I needed to start looking at how to stave off strength and testosterone loss the best way I can.  Even better, find another way to keep gaining strength and lower body fat without obsessing over calorie counting.

I feel a lot more energetic and lost four pounds, despite not really cutting calories down.  I presume it is water weight fluctuation but I was impressed.  Didn't really lose any strength but I'll have to wait for the long term to see if there is a general trend downward or not.

I'm going to continue doing a lot more research, reducing carbohydrate intake to (full fat) greek yogurt, fruits (sparingly), and vegetables while increasing my fat consumption (my protein consumption is high already).
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on May 17, 2010, 04:43:09 AM
Good job, T EXP.

Trust me, I have a lot to say on the subject but I'm on holiday right now which means I'm a full-time babyminder/chef/indentured servant and won't have much time to spend on the forum for a while. I'm eating a fairly strict Paleo-style diet right now (no bread/pasta/rice/beer/potatoes but with dairy - lots of cream, butter, yoghurt etc). I feel so much better than when I was pigging out on pizza and beer while doing Starting Strength, it's quite ridiculous. The flab is coming off nicely too. Now that it's warm out, it feels great to eat lots of salads and deli-style foods rather than stodgy carbs. My Achilles heel of course is the booze. But if that's my only failing, i'll probably be fine if i keep it to social drinking, since i don't get out that much now anyway.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 26, 2010, 12:45:11 PM
Only two weeks from goal (under the 300 mark!) and I'm so close:

(http://i49.tinypic.com/2dl6gr6.jpg)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on May 26, 2010, 12:53:08 PM
Who's the blonde?? :drool

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 26, 2010, 01:18:28 PM
My friend Angie :D
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mr. Gundam on May 27, 2010, 11:01:05 AM
I ran 10 miles on Sunday. Felt great when I was done, should have no problem doing the half marathon next month.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Rman on May 27, 2010, 12:30:40 PM
Good job, T EXP.

Trust me, I have a lot to say on the subject but I'm on holiday right now which means I'm a full-time babyminder/chef/indentured servant and won't have much time to spend on the forum for a while. I'm eating a fairly strict Paleo-style diet right now (no bread/pasta/rice/beer/potatoes but with dairy - lots of cream, butter, yoghurt etc). I feel so much better than when I was pigging out on pizza and beer while doing Starting Strength, it's quite ridiculous. The flab is coming off nicely too. Now that it's warm out, it feels great to eat lots of salads and deli-style foods rather than stodgy carbs. My Achilles heel of course is the booze. But if that's my only failing, i'll probably be fine if i keep it to social drinking, since i don't get out that much now anyway.

I usually cycle on paleo-I'm on the week, and off the weekend.  I'm too much a foodie to give up pasta, rice, alcohol and stuff permanently, but I do notice how terrible I feel when I eat gluten based foods coming off the week.  Most of my pasta consumption is more in line with traditional Italian dining serving sizes, instead of huge plates of the stuff.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on May 27, 2010, 12:46:33 PM
I know what you mean about feeling terrible on those foods, no matter how great they may taste. Every time I eat bread etc recently, I get hit by a huge wave of drowsiness afterward, that lasts a couple of hours. I used to chalk this up to a vague notion of "the digestive process" but since this doesn't happen when I eat a huge dose of Paleo-type foods, I'm increasingly convinced of the impact of the simple carbs. I had a big Indian meal for lunch recently (with jonnyram, dcharlie and Sho Nuff actually) but it seriously wiped me out for a couple of hrs afterward. Obviously, insulin sensitivity is a continuum, and the more sensitive you become, the more you notice these effects. It seems like some sort of negative side-effect when put in those terms, but it's analogous to drinking less alcohol and getting drunk more easily, I believe.

I'm having more luck getting my family to eat this way now. The secret is making soup and salad for dinner! By the time the main course rolls around, they're already getting full of good stuff and not so interested in the rice/pasta/bread junk (which I'll still cook for them if they want it).

Sure, it's tough to be a foodie and give up ANYTHING. I totally sympathize. But if you want to be healthy, you're going to have to curb your appetites to some extent, whether it's skipping dessert, or booze, or counting calories. Paleo eating is the least stressful way of eating I've found yet, especially if you follow Sisson's "80% Rule" ;) Your weekend only plan seems right in line with that. My social life is much less predictable so I'll probably just try to stick to a vague 80% compliance, 20% guilt-free indulgence guideline going forward. But for now, I'm enjoying being relatively strict. I feel so great all day long...no need for coffee as an energy crutch, sleeping great, lots of energy.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Van Cruncheon on May 27, 2010, 12:55:47 PM
man, you are spot on w/ regards to the insulin sensitivity -- i've been paleo-dieting, as you put it, since the start of february, and ANY serious carbs that aren't whole wheat/grain make me feel ill (which is great, imho). greek yogurt ftw

i've given up my massive caffeine addiction as well, which was freakin' rough, but i do sleep loads better -- i had terrible insomnia up until the time i started this diet, and now i sleep 7 hours straight at a shot.

on the other hand, my aspartame consumption has gone through the roof, but it hasn't seem to have an effect -- yet. apparently it CAN trigger ghrelin responses that encourage cravings in some folks, but i haven't seen it.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 27, 2010, 01:21:47 PM
I don't really have a diet, but I keep things to whole wheat/grain except for things like fruit and the occasional portions of veggie chips and stuff. But I will say that I generally don't have a hankerin' for processed carbs anymore and when I do eat a bunch (Mother's Day weekend), it tends to upset my entire digestive system. I can't even drink like I used to anymore.

My weakness are nuts. So good. So fatty/high in calories. And I don't lift enough to eat a bunch. Maybe that will be my incentive to finally get a gym membership, so I can eat handfuls of nuts. :lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: pollo on May 27, 2010, 01:23:50 PM
my sleep's not getting better. I want to work more vegetables in my diet. I'm having no problems waning myself off of carbs though.

Still dropped about 15 or so pounds the last month and a half. Don't want to be a fat slob for my friend's wedding -- it's in November and I'm the best man -- so I'm hoping to drop about 20 or 30 more.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: cool breeze on May 27, 2010, 01:24:33 PM
yeah, nuts are like crack, especially cashew and macadamia.

for me it is chocolate with high percentage of cacao.  I don't know what the consensus of how good they are to have, but of most foods I eat (I don't have a strict diet or anything) it seems like the worst.  well, best tasting at least.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 27, 2010, 01:27:57 PM
You can take carbs from my cold, bloated, dead hands :punch

What I would do for your BMI.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mr. Gundam on May 27, 2010, 01:31:13 PM
I lost 15 pounds (went from 167 to 152) by just running, didn't change my diet at all.

:bow CARBS :bow2

In fact, I think I'll get myself a tasty Bahn Mi for lunch.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: pollo on May 27, 2010, 01:35:29 PM
I've lost 15 lbs eating the same amount of calories but <30 gms of carbs daily by just sitting on my ass and laying on my bed.

 :smug carbs :smug
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Brehvolution on May 27, 2010, 01:35:53 PM
I've gained all of 4 pounds in 15 years.

Same  :(
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Skidmark on May 27, 2010, 02:10:27 PM
I want to gain some muscle mass, I am skinny as fuck. Is there anybody else who has similar plans?
Also, I am very ignorant when it comes to counting calories, diets, x90, BMI and all that new age shit. I just try to eat as much meat and lift weights as much as I can but I haven't done so in more than a year and have pucked up smoking too which I am trying to quit. I don't plan on taking steroids and dealing with gynos doesn't interest me.

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Van Cruncheon on May 27, 2010, 02:19:49 PM
yeah, despite the moderately healthy fats, nuts aren't good for straight dieting unless you're gonna supplement it with some serious workouts. i stick to chicken/turkey/fish in large quantities for my protein, some soy for variety, and fattier items on the big workout days. if i have any carbs, they are whole grains in the morning -- i try to avoid them in the afternoon/evenings altogether.

really, though, it's about calibrating your diet to YOUR needs -- understand that carbs in particular (and some artificial sweeteners) cause the stomach to release ghrelin, a hormone that tells your brain to FEED -- and that alone can cause you to overconsume. the more ghrelin gets released, the more your body insists on carbs, and your insulin response gets nutso. knowing what YOU can eat at what times is part of the process.my personal rule for carbs is: if i'm not gonna immediately burn 'em, i won't eat 'em.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: brawndolicious on May 27, 2010, 04:32:52 PM
I can understand the drowsy feeling due to insulin sensitivity varying by diet but the appetite argument is a real stretch.  Processing fat is a very slow, irregular process versus glycogen.

My weakness are nuts. So good. So fatty/high in calories. And I don't lift enough to eat a bunch. Maybe that will be my incentive to finally get a gym membership, so I can eat handfuls of nuts. :lol
They're a better source of unsaturated fats than animal fats though.  I would never be concerned with protein intake even if you're body-building, it's very easy to get more than enough protein in a normal diet.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on May 27, 2010, 04:48:12 PM
I can understand the drowsy feeling due to insulin sensitivity varying by diet but the appetite argument is a real stretch.  Processing fat is a very slow, irregular process versus glycogen.

My weakness are nuts. So good. So fatty/high in calories. And I don't lift enough to eat a bunch. Maybe that will be my incentive to finally get a gym membership, so I can eat handfuls of nuts. :lol
They're a better source of unsaturated fats than animal fats though.  I would never be concerned with protein intake even if you're body-building, it's very easy to get more than enough protein in a normal diet.
I dunno.  For some people it's pretty hard.  Even for me, someone who loves to eat, I found myself being stuffed and not reaching my recommended protein intake.  I was cutting out carbs too.  I had to turn to shakes because i just couldn't eat enough.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on May 27, 2010, 04:51:05 PM
That ends up on my face!  Not necessarily consumed :teehee
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: brawndolicious on May 27, 2010, 04:51:49 PM
I dunno.  For some people it's pretty hard.  Even for me, someone who loves to eat, I found myself being stuffed and not reaching my recommended protein intake.  I was cutting out carbs too.  I had to turn to shakes because i just couldn't eat enough.
How do you know you're not getting enough though?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Kestastrophe on May 27, 2010, 09:21:58 PM
Nice with the sticky.

Trying my hand at Crossfit. I did the Fran workout yesterday (I am lagging wod's). It sounded really easy, but it kicked my ass. I couldn't do all of the pullups, but I was able to do 10 for all three sets.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on May 28, 2010, 10:17:44 AM
I dunno.  For some people it's pretty hard.  Even for me, someone who loves to eat, I found myself being stuffed and not reaching my recommended protein intake.  I was cutting out carbs too.  I had to turn to shakes because i just couldn't eat enough.
How do you know you're not getting enough though?
when you're strength training you're supposed to get about 1 to 1.5 grams of protein for every lb of body weight.  Not to mention, you can tell by your recovery.  If your recovery is stunted or you're not getting good gains then it's a pretty good sign you need more protein.  Even more telling is when the symptoms disappear after upping your protein intake.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 28, 2010, 07:54:07 PM
Usually my diet consists of

breakfast (when I have it): eggs or oatmeal
lunch: chicken breast and veggie
dinner: chicken breast and veggie

with nuts thrown in as a snack.

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on May 29, 2010, 03:20:32 PM
Three weeks into my carbohydrate reduction and I've dropped 11 lbs.  I haven't seen more cuts and striations on my body since I was 21 and calorie counting like a motherfucker.  I've seen strength gains but not enough to swear by it as a way to see results.  I definitely have more energy.

The best part is that I don't have to choke down steel cut oats or canned tuna to make my macronutrient goals for the day.

One day a week I'll eat carbohydrates for my cheat day.

I've read a bunch of the science behind it and I don't care to discuss it but I'll keep researching.  My nutrient information is from around 2004 when I lost 115 lbs.  Although this information was around then but that was the peak of Atkins and seeing people gorge on bacon and fail at the diet even then kept me away from looking at low carbohydrate alternatives.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: pollo on May 29, 2010, 07:19:27 PM
Yea I was horribly misinformed about this low-carb thing till now. I just assumed the majority of the people on it were eating steaks and bacon daily -- which didn't seem like a great diet plan. The introduction of paleo it's brought a lot of light to low-carbing in my eyes. Essentially taught me that meat is not the only thing eaten in a low-carb plan.

I just had lobster, pork and some 90% chocolate. Might grab a side salad if I get hungry later tonight. I just don't see how I can eat stuff that I was eating before - rice, bread, processed junk food just don't appeal to me anymore knowing how detrimental they are on the human body.

Only downside is I'm noticing some muscle loss..but I guess that's to be accounted for when losing weight. I do think I eat too much red meats and I want to cut back. Probably just switch to more chicken breast/fish/cream.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: WrikaWrek on May 29, 2010, 08:23:37 PM
Found a new way to do small meals. Use the mixing machine!

Put tuna, almounds, vegeteables, cottage cheese and just press the button. It's like baby food.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: brawndolicious on May 29, 2010, 08:29:05 PM
It does make sense strictly as a weight-loss diet if it really helps you cut back on caloric intake.

But you'd need to take multivitamins, especially calcium which was very hard to get on a paleo diet.  It also screws your glycogen reserves but I guess you could get used to that to that if you don't do too much cardio.

I mean I eat all the grains I want but I do lots of cardio.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on May 30, 2010, 10:09:18 PM
am nintenho the only person not getting it. Oh well, I've been lazy in posting so I can't bitch too much.

You get all the glycogen you need eating paleo - Mark Sisson came 4th in the Hawaii Iron Man on a Paleo diet. Simple carbs are not the only food group that creates glycogen! Protein stimulates insulin too, as anyone who's been in a 'meat coma' after a big BBQ can testify. If you want calcium, just drink some milk or eat yoghurt. Relatively few people get as far into Paleo eating as to give up dairy entirely. Most people don't even give up the grains completely, and there are plenty of Paleo gurus who swear by dairy (one guy - an MD - lives almost entirely off whole cream and butter).

Don't think you're ok eating all the crap you want just because you're skinny or doing lots of cardio. The visceral fat accumulated by skinny folks is more dangerous from a health standpoint that belly or thigh fat, it's just not so (visibly) ugly. Go take an MRI and tell me how skinny you are. And you also likely lack on muscle and organ reserve, both of which will stand you in very good stead in later life or when you get sick.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on May 30, 2010, 10:16:05 PM
Yea I was horribly misinformed about this low-carb thing till now. I just assumed the majority of the people on it were eating steaks and bacon daily -- which didn't seem like a great diet plan. The introduction of paleo it's brought a lot of light to low-carbing in my eyes. Essentially taught me that meat is not the only thing eaten in a low-carb plan.

I just had lobster, pork and some 90% chocolate. Might grab a side salad if I get hungry later tonight. I just don't see how I can eat stuff that I was eating before - rice, bread, processed junk food just don't appeal to me anymore knowing how detrimental they are on the human body.

Only downside is I'm noticing some muscle loss..but I guess that's to be accounted for when losing weight. I do think I eat too much red meats and I want to cut back. Probably just switch to more chicken breast/fish/cream.

How are you're noticing muscle loss? Are you getting measurably weaker or do you just feel or look smaller? Getting weaker is a consequence of inadequate resistance training (or just plain 'work') or not eating enough. Neither are an intrinsic problem with Paleo; you can eat as much as you want and train as hard as you like if you eat accordingly.

Yes, Paleo >>>> traditional low-carb approaches. Many Atkins-style eaters eat way more protein than they need, and often of a really bad quality (shitty meat from cancerous factory-produced animals), rather than getting their energy from healthy fats. I did Atkins for a year and my experience varied hugely depending on what I ate, even keeping within the specificied daily carb allotments. Eating good quality food is the key to it all.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on May 30, 2010, 10:20:48 PM
Nice with the sticky.

Trying my hand at Crossfit. I did the Fran workout yesterday (I am lagging wod's). It sounded really easy, but it kicked my ass. I couldn't do all of the pullups, but I was able to do 10 for all three sets.

LEOP! (looks easy on paper)

Fran is an absolute bitch but do all the pull-ups next time! Don't be afraid (or embarrassed) to switch to jumping pull-ups or otherwise-assisted PUs when you just can't do anymore deadhangs or kips, even after resting. Also, I wouldn't follow the crossfit.com workouts religiously or anything; some of them are just ridiculous. Have a look at the hundreds of Crossfit affiliate gyms who post workouts online and try different ones that look manageable.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on May 30, 2010, 10:25:46 PM
yeah, nuts are like crack, especially cashew and macadamia.

for me it is chocolate with high percentage of cacao.  I don't know what the consensus of how good they are to have, but of most foods I eat (I don't have a strict diet or anything) it seems like the worst.  well, best tasting at least.

Dark chocolate is actually a pretty decent cheat, thanks to the anti-oxidant effects. It is a 'sensible vice'. Like red wine, in moderation, the health benefits offset the negatives. And there is ample evidence that a satisfying diet (mentally) has great health benefits all by itself. This should not be interpreted as a license to sit on the couch eating cheeseburgers and ice cream all day, but more as a reminder to take joy in your food. If you cheat on your diet, do so with no guilt and great relish.

http://www.marksdailyapple.com/is-all-chocolate-created-equal/
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on May 30, 2010, 10:30:57 PM
I lost 15 pounds (went from 167 to 152) by just running, didn't change my diet at all.

:bow CARBS :bow2

In fact, I think I'll get myself a tasty Bahn Mi for lunch.

What is surprising about that? I did something very similar, by doing Crossfit without cleaning up my diet. No-one is suggesting that you can't lose weight on another diet or via an exercise-induced caloric deficit. My contention is that these methods are just seriously sub-par for overall health and fitness.

On the other hand, I've just had a 2 week vacation - no exercise, ate fairly strict Paleo the whole time, ate like a king, didn't gain any weight. Try doing that while eating all the carbs you want. Every time I took a vacation that long before (with no workouts), I put on a couple of pounds at least.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: cool breeze on May 30, 2010, 10:41:53 PM
yeah, nuts are like crack, especially cashew and macadamia.

for me it is chocolate with high percentage of cacao.  I don't know what the consensus of how good they are to have, but of most foods I eat (I don't have a strict diet or anything) it seems like the worst.  well, best tasting at least.

Dark chocolate is actually a pretty decent cheat, thanks to the anti-oxidant effects. It is a 'sensible vice'. Like red wine, in moderation, the offset health benefits offset the negatives. And there is ample evidence that a satisfying diet (mentally) has great health benefits all by itself. This should not be interpreted as a license to sit on the couch eating cheeseburgers and ice cream all day, but more as a reminder to take joy in your food. If you cheat on your diet, do so with no guilt and great relish.

http://www.marksdailyapple.com/is-all-chocolate-created-equal/

that was an interesting read.  thanks.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on May 30, 2010, 10:48:25 PM
man, you are spot on w/ regards to the insulin sensitivity -- i've been paleo-dieting, as you put it, since the start of february, and ANY serious carbs that aren't whole wheat/grain make me feel ill (which is great, imho). greek yogurt ftw

i've given up my massive caffeine addiction as well, which was freakin' rough, but i do sleep loads better -- i had terrible insomnia up until the time i started this diet, and now i sleep 7 hours straight at a shot.

on the other hand, my aspartame consumption has gone through the roof, but it hasn't seem to have an effect -- yet. apparently it CAN trigger ghrelin responses that encourage cravings in some folks, but i haven't seen it.

Water don't trigger nothin except the need to pee, just sayin'. Hundreds of thousands of years of evidence that water is good for us, not so much for Diet Coke.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: brawndolicious on May 30, 2010, 11:05:20 PM
am nintenho the only person not getting it. Oh well, I've been lazy in posting so I can't bitch too much.
You get all the glycogen you need eating paleo - Mark Sisson came 4th in the Hawaii Iron Man on a Paleo diet. Simple carbs are not the only food group that creates glycogen! Protein stimulates insulin too, as anyone who's been in a 'meat coma' after a big BBQ can testify. If you want calcium, just drink some milk or eat yoghurt. Relatively few people get as far into Paleo eating as to give up dairy entirely. Most people don't even give up the grains completely, and there are plenty of Paleo gurus who swear by dairy (one guy - an MD - lives almost entirely off whole cream and butter).
Don't think you're ok eating all the crap you want just because you're skinny or doing lots of cardio. The visceral fat accumulated by skinny folks is more dangerous from a health standpoint that belly or thigh fat, it's just not so (visibly) ugly. Go take an MRI and tell me how skinny you are. And you also likely lack on muscle and organ reserve, both of which will stand you in very good stead in later life or when you get sick.
Yeah, I've been reading up on it and I see some people say DO do dairy anyways.  It's obviously not a part of the hunter-gatherer diet but it's a good source of all the essential fatty acids.  I can see some parts I agree with and some that I don't, but overall, I need to do more research in all the different opinions on that diet.
 
I am also generally skeptical of carbs being so bad when you consider how well the body can adapt to different diets.  It's also hard to judge the impact of a paleo diet on cardiovascular health and diabetes as those kill you well after your reproductive years and thus, shouldn't have a big impact on how reproductively fit you are and that would definitely muddy up the "survival of the fittest" logic behind the diet.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on May 30, 2010, 11:17:45 PM
Simple carbs can sustain life, of course. My Irish ancestors used to live on little else than potatoes, and because they worked for 16hrs a day in the fields to grow those potatoes, they did ok even without advanced medical treatment because they burned off the blood sugar as soon as it was created. Ditto for many Asian populations and rice. But it's a seriously sub-optimal situation that us in the food-abundant modern 1st world have the means to correct, because all that oxidation is extremely wearing and ages the system prematurely. Many of the worst ill-effects take a long time to show up, but you can tell the positive effects of eating better almost immediately. Your energy levels and appetite smooth out, 'cause you're not doing the 'high-low, high-low' blood sugar maintenance routine. With me, it shows up immediately in my skin. If I eat, sleep and exercise, my skin is fine. If not, I break out (even at my age). I don't really need any long-term studies to confirm what is obvious from a few weeks of eating differently, but they're out there.

Puzzled by your 'survival of the fittest logic' statement. The people you're talking about ONLY ate Paleo because there were no alternatives back then. We didn't see some people thrive on Paleo and some not thrive eating pasta and rice because no-one was eating the latter in 100,000 BC. Thus, there was no selection for eating Paleo other than 'starve to death immediately or eat what's available'.

Also, it's quite possible to die of diabetes or a heart attack long before you reproduce but that's irrelevant for our purposes.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on May 30, 2010, 11:21:57 PM
btw, the aim should not be to emulate the hunter-gatherer; it's to determine what foods are good for us/what foods are harmful and to eat accordingly. That's it. If great foods have surfaced in the interim (like greek yoghurt and bacon), I say eat them.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on May 31, 2010, 10:06:29 AM
Had steak and eggs this morning :rock
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Kestastrophe on May 31, 2010, 12:56:47 PM
Nice with the sticky.

Trying my hand at Crossfit. I did the Fran workout yesterday (I am lagging wod's). It sounded really easy, but it kicked my ass. I couldn't do all of the pullups, but I was able to do 10 for all three sets.

LEOP! (looks easy on paper)

Fran is an absolute bitch but do all the pull-ups next time! Don't be afraid (or embarrassed) to switch to jumping pull-ups or otherwise-assisted PUs when you just can't do anymore deadhangs or kips, even after resting. Also, I wouldn't follow the crossfit.com workouts religiously or anything; some of them are just ridiculous. Have a look at the hundreds of Crossfit affiliate gyms who post workouts online and try different ones that look manageable.

This is from yesterday :lol

"The Seven"

Seven rounds for time of:
7 Handstand push-ups
135 pound Thruster, 7 reps
7 Knees to elbows
245 pound Deadlift, 7 reps
7 Burpees
7 Kettlebell swings, 2 pood
7 Pull-ups



yeah right
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: pollo on May 31, 2010, 02:31:48 PM
Cor can you recommend a good paleo book?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on May 31, 2010, 06:05:32 PM
The Paleo Diet by Loren Cordain is the original. He also wrote one called "The Paleo Diet For Athletes" which is useful. The Primal Blueprint by Mark Sisson is great...he also has a cookbook coming that i'm looking forward too.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on May 31, 2010, 06:10:57 PM
Nice with the sticky.

Trying my hand at Crossfit. I did the Fran workout yesterday (I am lagging wod's). It sounded really easy, but it kicked my ass. I couldn't do all of the pullups, but I was able to do 10 for all three sets.

LEOP! (looks easy on paper)

Fran is an absolute bitch but do all the pull-ups next time! Don't be afraid (or embarrassed) to switch to jumping pull-ups or otherwise-assisted PUs when you just can't do anymore deadhangs or kips, even after resting. Also, I wouldn't follow the crossfit.com workouts religiously or anything; some of them are just ridiculous. Have a look at the hundreds of Crossfit affiliate gyms who post workouts online and try different ones that look manageable.

This is from yesterday :lol

"The Seven"

Seven rounds for time of:
7 Handstand push-ups
135 pound Thruster, 7 reps
7 Knees to elbows
245 pound Deadlift, 7 reps
7 Burpees
7 Kettlebell swings, 2 pood
7 Pull-ups



yeah right

Yeah, that's a great example of how they're targeting the elite 1% of all athletes these days. 49 deadlifts at 245? How many people can do that without ending up in traction? Of course, the barbell stuff is easy to scale back, but it's not so easy to figure out useful substitions for stuff like handstand push-ups or knees to elbows. After a while you can figure it out (i'd do regular push-ups and sit-ups, respectively, and no more than 220 for the deadlifts) but people who jump in and do it as written will get murderated. They REALLY need to start posting different levels of workouts. It's been a problem for a while but it seems to be getting worse.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Rman on June 04, 2010, 05:06:51 PM
I'm not a big calorie counter, but I've been using fitday of late.  The online version is very competent.  I use it mostly to track my macro nutrient breakdown.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: WrikaWrek on June 04, 2010, 09:02:11 PM
Corma, i read about carbs after workout.

Usually i just take a shake, and then when i get home i eat dinner, carbs consisting of just Veggies. Is that enough for a post workout?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on June 05, 2010, 10:58:46 AM
Depends. Robb Wolf (www. robbwolf.com) is very keen on the post-work out carbs (including fairly starchy fare like yams), but adds the qualification that it's for the people who have leaned out first. So, if you're above say 8% body fat, he thinks you're better off not going out of your way to consciously take in extra carbs at any point. This is complicated stuff, then. And you gotta remember, when someone like Robb Wolf says "carbs", he is NOT talking about bread or pasta. He's still got this laser-like focus on quality food sources at all times.

As a general rule, I'd say that if your only carb intake is from veggies (other than the starchy stuff like potatoes), you're going to be in pretty damn good shape, diet-wise. If you feel seriously energy-deprived after working out, and feel like your recovery is sub-par, experiment with some fruit or some sweet potatoes soon after the workout (within 30 mins is the figure I keep hearing, not sure why). Since it usually takes most people 30 mins just to get their shit together and back from the gym, you'd probably need to plan this in advance. A shake might be a decent idea here. Coconut milk, some banana, some blueberries or strawberries, scoop of whey protein, something like that. Sounds yummy to me, and nothing you couldn't eat at any other time of day.

Myself, i usually have a small snack post-workout. I keep a bag of figs and nuts at my desk, and pick up some milk at the convenience store on the way back from the gym. Maybe have some jerky and a banana or something as well. That's seems to do the trick, but I could probably do better if I was at home with access to my fridge and the kitchen.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: WrikaWrek on June 05, 2010, 12:00:31 PM
Thanks, i actually feel pretty good post workout. I drink a Protein shake as soon as i get down to the locker, and from the gym to my house it's 10 min walking, and i dine as soon as i get home.

I don't know how lean i am math wise, but i doubt i'm lower than 8%, i have to figure it out. But in any case i might experiment mixing in a banana in my post workout Shake.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on June 05, 2010, 01:28:04 PM
Here's the article I had in mind, although it's fairly dense stuff if you're not familiar with the terminology:

http://robbwolf.com/2009/07/01/post-workout-nutrition-high-or-low-carb/

The Cliff Notes version: the advantages of a relatively high carb* PWO meal is that exercise raises insulin sensitivity (generally a good thing), so it creates a period where protein and carbs can be absorbed by the muscles (i.e. put to use in recovery) without being diverted so much by insulin (into fat storage etc). It also replenishes blood glycogen used in the workout (which of course varies greatly depending on your workout, so be smart here as well).

* still shockingly low in carbs relative to the average meal at Denny's perhaps but relative to the rest of the diet he would normally recommend. And it assumes you have got to a "healthy" state first, which means cutting back on carbs to the point where you have leaned out and are insulin-sensitive.

Also bear in mind that Robb is talking to some fairly serious athletes here, people who care deeply about their nutrition and performance. So some of this is definitely OTT for most people. 99% of humanity doesn't need to worry overly about the macronutrient ratios of their PWO meal 'cause they've got a whole host of other health issues to resolve first.

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on June 05, 2010, 01:46:07 PM
I want to gain some muscle mass, I am skinny as fuck. Is there anybody else who has similar plans?
Also, I am very ignorant when it comes to counting calories, diets, x90, BMI and all that new age shit. I just try to eat as much meat and lift weights as much as I can but I haven't done so in more than a year and have pucked up smoking too which I am trying to quit. I don't plan on taking steroids and dealing with gynos doesn't interest me.


Well, I just got done with a 6 month strength-only program a few months back. It was done more with the aim of getting stronger in order to do certain stuff I wanted to do rather than getting bigger, but getting bigger was pretty much inevitable, and I did. I put on at least 15lbs (and got a lot stronger). If you go back through the thread, me, Draft, T EXP, Kestrastrophe and more discuss our experiences with this kind of thing. I did Mark Rippetoe's Starting Strength program, and ate anything I could get my hands on. Pizza, beer, steak, cheese, whatever. Lots of milk and nuts.

Bottom line: Squat and deadlift and press as heavy as you can 3 times a week and eat like a motherfucker, that's about all there is to gaining (muscular) weight for most people. You just have to tweak it for your own biases (how fat can i stand to get vs how much stronger do i want to get)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: WrikaWrek on June 05, 2010, 03:39:53 PM
Is there a way to gain considerable muscle without the "eat carbs like a motherfucker" option? Even if it takes more time?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Boogie on June 05, 2010, 06:53:08 PM
Is there a way to gain considerable muscle without the "eat carbs like a motherfucker" option? Even if it takes more time?

huh?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: WrikaWrek on June 05, 2010, 07:43:22 PM
Carbohydrates ???
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Boogie on June 05, 2010, 07:58:52 PM
Carbohydrates ???

carbs to gain muscle?  is the whole world gone mad?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Rman on June 05, 2010, 08:34:52 PM
Is there a way to gain considerable muscle without the "eat carbs like a motherfucker" option? Even if it takes more time?
Protein, my man.
Eggs, meat, fish, poultry, whey protein.

You can also try coconut milk.  The full fat version is full of calories, needed to get big, but barely any carbs.  Coconut is also a healthy fat.  You can easily make a 1000 calorie coconut curry, without carbs of course.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on June 05, 2010, 09:11:03 PM
Is there a way to gain considerable muscle without the "eat carbs like a motherfucker" option? Even if it takes more time?

huh?

Oh yeah, it's just that the program was doing requires such a huge amount of calories for recovery that it was tough to get them otherwise. You can eat totally clean and do it, I was just enjoying being a hog.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: WrikaWrek on June 05, 2010, 10:03:47 PM
Carbohydrates ???

carbs to gain muscle?  is the whole world gone mad?

Uh, of course i undestand that Protein is the main thing, hence why i diet as i do. I was talking about "bulking up considerably", because a lot is said about eating a whole lot of protein AND a whole lot of carbs when in bulk up mode.

I think Corma understood.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on June 06, 2010, 04:48:12 AM
The amount of protein you need has been exaggerated by many too. High-protein/low carb diets serve a  dual purpose for bodybuilder types: it gives them enough protein to build muscle, and also helps keep them at a low body fat %. For that reason, people have got it all twisted up in their heads, to the point where they think you need to eat 8 steaks a day to gain a few lbs of muscle. You don't.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 06, 2010, 01:40:25 PM
Gentlemen, I have good news tomorrow.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on June 06, 2010, 09:39:46 PM
You got laid and the sudden evacuation of years of love pee lowered your weight by 50lbs?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 07, 2010, 11:03:04 AM
I get laid all the time, that never happened ???
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on June 10, 2010, 02:30:45 PM
so today after work I'm buying a bench, a barbell, dumbbells and a squat rack.  and then I'm canceling my gym membership.  Feels good, man.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on June 10, 2010, 08:54:24 PM
oh man, i'm jealous. I have squat stands but a rack would be so awesome. Especially one with a good pull-up bar. Yep, you don't need the gym for anything much if you have that. That + the great outdoors is really all you need.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Kestastrophe on June 10, 2010, 09:02:17 PM
Ya, I'm jealous too. Cormac, for tomorrow's WOD, are the squats weighted or bodyweight only?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on June 10, 2010, 09:12:55 PM
bodyweight - it's basically a version of 'Cindy'.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: cubicle47b on June 11, 2010, 08:12:53 AM
I have a sumo rack and a bench.  I'm horrible at making myself go to the gym, my preferred lifting time is a couple hours after the sun goes down, and I tend to take pretty long rests between squat sets so it's been one of my better purchases.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on June 11, 2010, 10:42:56 AM
Amazing.  Fucking amazing. 

I got this...
(http://www.academy.com/images/products/400/0415/0415-40285-3780-p1.jpg)

The part that holds the bar goes up high enough for squats and shoulder press.

I have one of those deals you put in the doorway for pullups so the lack of a pullup bar didn't kill me.  This does pretty much everything I need.

I had some friends come over last night and we hauled it up 3 flights of stairs (a workout in itself :'(), then we put it together and as soon as it was done we had a dick measuring competition.

It was me and my friends Jason and Daniel.  Jason is a small guy and likes to lift but he doesn't have a gym membership or a barbell.  So he does presses with his dumbbells and he's limited on weight and Daniel doesn't work out at all.

We started out on 175 to see how many we could do.  Jason got to 10, Daniel got to like 6 and I did 16 and could have done some more but I said fuck it.  Then we added 5 pounds and I did 12, Jason did 8 and Daniel did like 5.

Then we started taking the weights down and Jason's stamina destroyed me.  He was able to get like 8 consistently everytime.  I started falling with 10 reps, then 8, then 6, then 5, then 4 consistently.  We did about 10 sets in all.  Just having fun.

Then we did some deadlift.  Daniel started out with 105 but did 20 reps and didn't realize how bad he fucked up til after.  I kept telling him "that's a bad idea" while he was going.  He figured it out after he put it down the final time.  Crazy motherfucker.

Having my set at home is going to be great.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on June 11, 2010, 10:55:05 AM
By the way, my bench was only 100 and my weights only cost 140.  Totally worth it.  In a few months it'll pay for itself.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 13, 2010, 09:55:40 PM
Ran 11 miles this morning in under two hours. Half marathon is coming up in on the 26th. I sure hope I can do it in under 2 1/2 hours.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Rman on June 15, 2010, 11:58:19 PM
Cormac, have you messed around with gymnastics?  A lot of cross fitters add gymnastic work to their routines, but I don't know where to start.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on June 16, 2010, 01:02:13 AM
Not really - just the basic bodyweight stuff like kipping pull-ups and some basic ring stuff like muscle-ups. Technically, that's gymnastics but it's a joke compared to what most people think of as gymnastics. Rings are worth buying for sure - they're about $50 for a pair that will last a lifetime. Great for pull-ups and dips, and very portable. I got them from here (which also has tutorials):
http://www.ringtraining.com/

 Like most Crossfitters, I'm starting way too late to ever be able to pull off the cool stuff you see at the Olympics. It just takes years and years to develop the strength, balance and flexibility to do that stuff.

http://www.beastskills.com/ is a great resource. It has progressions for lots of moves - even if you never master the ultimate skill, you can still make great progress with your strength etc by attempting the progressions.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: WrikaWrek on June 16, 2010, 09:40:31 PM
I never had chest.

Like, it was bone and skin. And it has been months of effort, but i'm starting to develop a motherfucking chest baby
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Beezy on June 16, 2010, 10:54:13 PM
Is it bad to do pullups too often? Like, is everyday too often? I just started a few days ago.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on June 16, 2010, 10:56:15 PM
Is it bad to do pullups too often? Like, is everyday too often? I just started a few days ago.

I would think that allowing at least a days worth of rest to that muscle group would be best. The only bad thing that could happen is you'll impede growth due to constantly working the muscle everyday.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on June 16, 2010, 11:10:52 PM
Is it bad to do pullups too often? Like, is everyday too often? I just started a few days ago.

I would think that allowing at least a days worth of rest to that muscle group would be best. The only bad thing that could happen is you'll impede growth due to constantly working the muscle everyday.

It's not hard to do pull-ups on consecutive days, unless you're really pushing yourself (i.e. doing many sets of max reps). Would you take a rest day after doing push-ups the day before? No, right? Then why would you rest after pull-ups. The only time you really should rest is when doing exercises that severely tax the whole body, like squat or deadlift. For just pull-ups, you shouldn't need more than 1 day off in 4.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Beezy on June 16, 2010, 11:20:37 PM
I see. Thanks.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on June 16, 2010, 11:26:32 PM
Is it bad to do pullups too often? Like, is everyday too often? I just started a few days ago.

I would think that allowing at least a days worth of rest to that muscle group would be best. The only bad thing that could happen is you'll impede growth due to constantly working the muscle everyday.

It's not hard to do pull-ups on consecutive days, unless you're really pushing yourself (i.e. doing many sets of max reps). Would you take a rest day after doing push-ups the day before? No, right? Then why would you rest after pull-ups. The only time you really should rest is when doing exercises that severely tax the whole body, like squat or deadlift. For just pull-ups, you shouldn't need more than 1 day off in 4.

Thats how I would do pullups, max with a low-mid rep (5-8) but I would also supplement with other back workouts (which would tax it even further). Guess my suggestion is coming from that mindset. Your comparison to push-ups is very true though.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Beezy on June 16, 2010, 11:30:32 PM
I don't know any other back exercises. I have no type of equipment besides my friend's iron gym bar that I borrowed.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on June 16, 2010, 11:31:54 PM
This is why it doesn't make sense to have 'back days' and 'leg days'. You get into this mindset of 'nooo, i CANNOT do a pull-up today or i will destroy my gains from yesterday'.  Life is not so convenient.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: BamYouHaveAids on June 17, 2010, 10:02:15 AM
for some stupid reason i decided to take classes this summer semester and even worse i spend 10 hours daily in the classroom and am getting chubby. would it be harmful to do HIIT everyday? it's basically the only thing i can do with the allotted time in my schedule with the exception of weekends.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on June 17, 2010, 11:13:19 AM
Let's put it this way: you'll probably lose the mental battle long before you lose the physical battle. It's what I call a self-regulating problem; when your body gets beat down and you need a break, your brain will get the message. Set a pace you can sustain for months and don't slack off it too much, rather than sprinting out of the gates.

Of course, you should fix your diet first if you want to cut the flab. It's been repeated a gazillion times ITT but just in case.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on June 17, 2010, 02:06:42 PM
for sure.  HIIT everyday is a bitch.  You'll just wear yourself out and you'll pull the "i'll just take one day off" which quickly turns into 2 or 3.  It took me a long time to learn "just eat better, dude" and you require way less cardio.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: WrikaWrek on June 17, 2010, 02:22:03 PM
I do zero cardio aside from playing football with my friends 2 to 3 times a week with my friends. All the cardio i need right there.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: WrikaWrek on June 17, 2010, 03:03:11 PM
What the fuck, just tried some avocado.

Really? People eat this shit? What's this fruit good for again
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on June 17, 2010, 03:31:02 PM
What the fuck, just tried some avocado.

Really? People eat this shit? What's this fruit good for again
:bow Wrika :bow

My wife's family is always telling me to try it even though they know I hate it.  So I just started referring to it as "aguacaca" or "guacacamole"
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on June 17, 2010, 06:08:51 PM
Pussies.

Avocado is almost pure fat. The perfect food.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: brawndolicious on June 17, 2010, 06:59:23 PM
for some stupid reason i decided to take classes this summer semester and even worse i spend 10 hours daily in the classroom and am getting chubby. would it be harmful to do HIIT everyday? it's basically the only thing i can do with the allotted time in my schedule with the exception of weekends.
The normal thing to do is to count calories.  The geeky thing to do is to wear a heartrate monitor and everything and measure HIIT vs normal cardio.  As I understand though, anaerobic respiration from HIIT is better for building mass but normal cardio like jogging or whatever is better for losing fat and building up cardiovascular health.  If flab's the issue then I guess you should just do more low intensity cardio but it's generally recommended that people do both of those.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Kestastrophe on June 17, 2010, 09:00:00 PM
Avocado is delish. I like putting it on the top of a burger, so good. But its pretty much good with anything
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on June 17, 2010, 10:26:11 PM
What the fuck, just tried some avocado.

Really? People eat this shit? What's this fruit good for again

Needs to be eaten with or combined with something else. Its pretty bland by itself but the flavor and texture in tacos with chicken is UNFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Rman on June 19, 2010, 12:49:25 AM
What the fuck, just tried some avocado.

Really? People eat this shit? What's this fruit good for again
salt, bro. salt.  kosher or sea salt.  lime juice or something acidic also bring out the flavors.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Beezy on June 20, 2010, 01:14:14 PM
Ive reached 10 pullups! :bow2

But then I dropped to 6 on my 2nd set and 4 on my 3rd. :lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: duckman2000 on June 20, 2010, 02:50:14 PM
By the way, my bench was only 100 and my weights only cost 140.  Totally worth it.  In a few months it'll pay for itself.

Eh, I'm pretty sure I had that exact model and it felt pretty meh to me, narrow and worthless for anything but bench pressing and dangerously cumbersome front squats.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on June 20, 2010, 08:37:45 PM
Ive reached 10 pullups! :bow2

But then I dropped to 6 on my 2nd set and 4 on my 3rd. :lol

Congrats! Every new pull-up is a victory worth celebrating. The drop-off is totally normal, happens to me as well with deadhang pull-ups at least.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on June 21, 2010, 10:56:48 AM
By the way, my bench was only 100 and my weights only cost 140.  Totally worth it.  In a few months it'll pay for itself.

Eh, I'm pretty sure I had that exact model and it felt pretty meh to me, narrow and worthless for anything but bench pressing and dangerously cumbersome front squats.
maybe you're just a bigger guy but it seems way better than most equipment in gyms.  it's actually a little too wide for me.  I don't like the way I have to position my legs like I'm some girl on prom night when I'm on the bench.  And the squat rack seems a-ok to me.  been using it with 240 lbs and haven't had a problem.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 21, 2010, 03:49:35 PM
I ran 11 miles yesterday, gonna do 4 tonight, 3 tomorrow, 2 Wednesday, and then resting until the 1/2 marathon on Saturday.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on June 21, 2010, 04:26:02 PM
Good luck, dude!  That's really awesome and I wish I had the cardio health to pull that off :'(

:bow Mr. Gundam :bow2
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 25, 2010, 12:48:22 PM
Tomorrow is the Seattle Rock and Roll Half Marathon! I'd love to do it in 2 1/2 hours or less, but my only goal is to finish.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on June 25, 2010, 12:55:12 PM
Good luck, dude!  Definitely let us know how you do (and how you feel!)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 25, 2010, 03:41:31 PM
My wife and a bunch of our friends are also running it, there will be plenty of pictures, I'm sure.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 25, 2010, 08:42:57 PM
Here's a 4 minute video of the course I'll be running in the morning around 7:30 am PST.
http://link.brightcove.com/services/player/bcpid40280743001?bctid=97900090001
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 26, 2010, 10:41:59 PM
13.1 miles in 2:20:09. My wife did it in 2:10:13. :rock

I'll post pictures tomorrow.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on June 27, 2010, 12:15:18 AM
good job guys! Bet the beer tasted good afterward!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 27, 2010, 10:24:16 AM
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs013.ash2/34034_1516162345166_1267691058_31416455_2644711_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs013.snc4/34034_1516162465169_1267691058_31416458_5522025_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs013.ash2/34034_1516162705175_1267691058_31416464_2678973_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs013.snc4/34034_1516162745176_1267691058_31416465_3522279_n.jpg)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Fresh Prince on June 27, 2010, 07:43:21 PM
You look like a pale John Stamos
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on June 28, 2010, 10:23:12 AM
a sexy john stamos!  good job, dude!

spoiler (click to show/hide)
which one is the wife? :drool
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Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 28, 2010, 11:24:34 AM
a sexy john stamos!  good job, dude!

spoiler (click to show/hide)
which one is the wife? :drool
[close]

Emilie is the blonde in the pink shirt and black pants.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Beezy on July 03, 2010, 12:49:38 AM
I've also hit 10 chin-ups and I just learned that I can't do those day after day. I did one set a few mins ago and my forearms felt really tense.

Btw, where exactly are pullups and chinups supposed to work? With chinups I definitely feel it in my forearms more than anywhere else. They actually look a little bigger too.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Boogie on July 03, 2010, 01:01:04 AM
I've also hit 10 chin-ups and I just learned that I can't do those day after day. I did one set a few mins ago and my forearms felt really tense.

Btw, where exactly are pullups and chinups supposed to work? With chinups I definitely feel it in my forearms more than anywhere else. They actually look a little bigger too.

Pullups, as I understand it, work all of your lats, plus some of the biceps, and I guess forearms for grip.  Chinups (ie. palms in) would work the biceps more I would think.

My pullup routine =
1 set of 6 reps with a 10lbs weight strapped around my waist.
3x5 reps of a 45lbers strapped around my waist
1x5 or 6 of a 25 lbers "              "        "   "
1 set of 6 reps without weight.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Flannel Boy on July 03, 2010, 01:07:04 AM
I've also hit 10 chin-ups and I just learned that I can't do those day after day. I did one set a few mins ago and my forearms felt really tense.

Btw, where exactly are pullups and chinups supposed to work? With chinups I definitely feel it in my forearms more than anywhere else. They actually look a little bigger too.

Now you'll be able to hold Gibson's wife down.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 03, 2010, 01:17:42 AM
:lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Beezy on July 03, 2010, 01:25:39 AM
I don't get it. ???

I've also hit 10 chin-ups and I just learned that I can't do those day after day. I did one set a few mins ago and my forearms felt really tense.

Btw, where exactly are pullups and chinups supposed to work? With chinups I definitely feel it in my forearms more than anywhere else. They actually look a little bigger too.

Pullups, as I understand it, work all of your lats, plus some of the biceps, and I guess forearms for grip.  Chinups (ie. palms in) would work the biceps more I would think.
I see, thanks. I'm gonna start going to the gym at my school next week since there isn't much I can do at home without weights.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 03, 2010, 01:48:18 AM
He means now you'll be a more prominent member of the pack
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 04, 2010, 11:02:16 PM
Now that beezy hasn't replied I feel like a racist.  :(  Malek is horrible.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Beezy on July 04, 2010, 11:11:54 PM
I still didn't get it and gave up. :(
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 04, 2010, 11:13:32 PM
Quote
Matters just got worse for Mr. Gibson as tapes have been leaked of him unleashing some supercharged lingo to his baby’s mama, Oksana Grigorieva. Mel had no idea he was being taped and at the tippy-top of his alcohol soaked lungs Mel can be heard saying “You look like a f*king pig in heat and if you get raped by a pack of ni**ers it will be your fault.” Classy Mel.

http://thecount.com/2010/07/01/mel-gibson-secretly-taped-raped-by-a-pack-of-niers/

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Beezy on July 05, 2010, 02:23:34 AM
Mr. Gibson didn't register as Mel Gibson in my head. Fuck you, Malek. :lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on July 06, 2010, 01:26:15 PM
(http://www.academy.com/images/products/400/0415/0415-40285-1700-000-c1.jpg)
Planning on buying this next week for pullups, leg raises and dips and whatnot.  Matches my bench set too. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on July 06, 2010, 08:18:16 PM
looks pretty useful, although I don't think you'll ever be able to kip on it. Still a great investment, i'd say.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on July 07, 2010, 10:40:08 AM
I'm not up to kips yet :(

but yeah, definitely not bad for a hundred bucks.  with that and my bench and 300 lbs of weights I have everything I need from the gym.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mr. Gundam on July 08, 2010, 12:49:07 PM
No more 10-11 mile runs. Did 4 this morning before it gets ridiculously hot.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on July 25, 2010, 10:58:37 AM
Are people still working out?

I'm down 14 pounds since moving to the paleo diet.  I'd have to say that the last time I looked like this was when I was 21 and focused most of my life around bodybuilding and that was with eating every 2 or 3 hours.  This time, I have somewhat erratic eating times due to work.  I'm still impressed and again, I much prefer this idea rather than choking down steel cut oats or egg whites.

Strength is slightly up but I've been hitting the iron hard recently.  I'm trying to work as hard as possible while the testosterone is still flowing freely.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on July 25, 2010, 08:07:22 PM
Glad to see you're still at it!

I'm doing jack shit, right now, working out once a week on average. I have no excuses. This heatwave is just draining the life out of me. Obviously I'm not making any progress right now, and I'll have some serious soreness to deal with when I ramp it up again. Oh well.

I'm eating well though - no grains or sugar. Alcohol is the only real weak spot! I notice that even a few drinks is enough to prevent any weight loss from happening, especially when not working out.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on July 25, 2010, 08:56:35 PM
I have not consumed alcohol in some time.

My diet primarily consists of Omega 3 eggs, beef, and greek yogurt.  Then the occasional handful of cherries that grow from our tree.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on July 25, 2010, 09:00:50 PM
Try drinking heavy cream! It is the perfect convenience meal.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: bagofeyes on July 25, 2010, 09:01:59 PM
you and your cream
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on July 25, 2010, 09:04:12 PM
I wouldn't mind getting some of Cormacaroni's cream...
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on July 25, 2010, 09:04:34 PM
 :-*
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: bagofeyes on July 26, 2010, 01:04:46 AM
i just went and found a local community gym near my apartment that's $3 for 3 hours. sweet  :spin
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: brawndolicious on July 26, 2010, 01:58:47 AM
I'm eating well though - no grains or sugar. Alcohol is the only real weak spot! I notice that even a few drinks is enough to prevent any weight loss from happening, especially when not working out.
It's obvious that a carbcentric low-GI diet worked very well for the Japanese.  I don't know if you're trying to imply that carbs are bad for everyone though but I'm just saying that you shouldn't assume that your body is incapable of changing to a "western" or whatever you want to call it diet.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on July 26, 2010, 02:13:01 AM
You can't be simultaneously 'carbcentric' and 'low-GI'.

The traditional Japanese diet is fairly solid APART from the reliance on simple carbs like rice and noodles, and being too sodium-heavy due to all the shoyu. But those are fairly big 'gotchas'. All traditional national diets are deeply flawed. Comparing them is an utter waste of time. You're just quibbling over relative levels of awfulness.

Obviously people can survive even on shitty food, golf clap for pointing that out. I'm interested in what's optimal for health and fitness.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on July 26, 2010, 10:17:37 AM
I'm working out with a friend so I'm trying to help him catch up to where I'm at on bench but I've making making really awesome gains there.  I'm trying to do 5 sets of 10 while he does 5 sets of 5.  We're currently at 175. 

With squats I'm at 245.  I'm finally catching back up with where I was before.  Deadlift is at 250.

Shoulder press is where I'm happy.  I'm at 155 now and my traps are getting pretty gigantic.  i'm making pretty good gains on pullup.  Right now I'm slowly converting over to a paleo diet.  but man, carbs are hard to lose especially when you're married to a hispanic so I'm doing it slowly.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: brawndolicious on July 26, 2010, 12:55:26 PM
You can't be simultaneously 'carbcentric' and 'low-GI'.
Low GI in the sense that it just gets absorbed more slowly.  What matters is that they don't have nearly as much of a problem with obesity and diabetes and all that.

Obviously people can survive even on shitty food, golf clap for pointing that out. I'm interested in what's optimal for health and fitness.
They have the lowest obesity rate in the world and I think the longest lifespans.  It's obvious they have a diet that works well for them.  You can't just dismiss them as "surviving" and not being in optimal health when they are some of the healthiest people alive today.

OTOH, were hunter-gatherers even lean?  You would think that somebody living on whatever they can find wouldn't be able to eat very regularly so their metabolism would adapt by adding some extra ridges of fat.  Somebody living on an agrarian diet would probably be able to eat more regularly and therefore need less fat reserves.  Paleo dieters point to the survival of the fittest argument but does that mean survival of the leanest?

Ultimately, it's about what your eventual results are.  I personally think that a mixed diet is best, even though some people do very well on a nearly no carb diet.  It just makes no sense to point at Japan and say that they would benefit from a massive diet change though.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: cubicle47b on July 26, 2010, 03:46:40 PM
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/be/Bathurst_Island_men.jpg)

They look pretty lean.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on July 26, 2010, 07:37:53 PM
You can't be simultaneously 'carbcentric' and 'low-GI'.
Low GI in the sense that it just gets absorbed more slowly.  What matters is that they don't have nearly as much of a problem with obesity and diabetes and all that.

Obviously people can survive even on shitty food, golf clap for pointing that out. I'm interested in what's optimal for health and fitness.
They have the lowest obesity rate in the world and I think the longest lifespans.  It's obvious they have a diet that works well for them.  You can't just dismiss them as "surviving" and not being in optimal health when they are some of the healthiest people alive today.

OTOH, were hunter-gatherers even lean?  You would think that somebody living on whatever they can find wouldn't be able to eat very regularly so their metabolism would adapt by adding some extra ridges of fat.  Somebody living on an agrarian diet would probably be able to eat more regularly and therefore need less fat reserves.  Paleo dieters point to the survival of the fittest argument but does that mean survival of the leanest?

Ultimately, it's about what your eventual results are.  I personally think that a mixed diet is best, even though some people do very well on a nearly no carb diet.  It just makes no sense to point at Japan and say that they would benefit from a massive diet change though.

Pfff. I'm watching the number of fatties climb visibly here, as they shovel garbage like fried noodle sandwiches down their throats. Like I said, there is much that is good about the Japanese diet (huge variety, lots of seafood) but much that is bad (far too many simple carbs, not enough protein). There are historical reasons for why they have good longevity, but that trend is over. Kids these days have a projected lifespan that is shorter than their parents, just like kids in the US. Diabetes and obesity are soaring as more people are eating a Western-type diet.

And that's not to suggest that the traditional Japanese diet is some wonderful mystical thing that can't be improved. Yeah, it's better than the utter shit people eat in the US. It's still woefully subpar though. For a start, people don't grow on it - look at how much taller 2nd gen American Japanese are than their parents, 6-8 inches on avg. All that soy leeches calcium and magnesium, hindering growth. And the sodium content, as noted, is sky-high and a major reason for the high rates of heart problems. It's widely recognized here that whenever you need to lose weight, you cut the rice - there are many time-honored mechanisms for doing this, like cutting it with flavorless seaweed products and such. Same volume, half the amount of simple carbs. People treat it like a short-term fix, sadly, but they do recognize that it works, and they recognize that the rice is the root problem.

There are a gazillion factors that play into their longevity other than diet, many of which are worth emulating. Climate, type of work, community. You'll note that folks in Okinawa have the best longevity, and they live in entirely different conditions from people on the mainland, and eat a very different diet. This is kind of academic, since basically no-one eats a traditional Japanese diet anymore anyway, at least no-one in the cities.
 
What do you mean by a mixed diet? I think I get plenty of variety. What should I be eating that I'm not eating, and in what quantities?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Boogie on July 26, 2010, 08:28:27 PM

OTOH, were hunter-gatherers even lean?  You would think that somebody living on whatever they can find wouldn't be able to eat very regularly so their metabolism would adapt by adding some extra ridges of fat.  Somebody living on an agrarian diet would probably be able to eat more regularly and therefore need less fat reserves.  Paleo dieters point to the survival of the fittest argument but does that mean survival of the leanest?


Studies have shown that hunter-gatherers were better nourished than their early agricultural counterparts.  See: Guns, Germs, and Steel.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on July 26, 2010, 08:37:57 PM
We shouldn't even bother, Boogie.  I mean, he is saying that the more plentiful the food supply is, and the more regularly people eat, the less fat they should have.

A second's thought should be enough to expose that for the nonsense it is. It's just not worth the effort.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: brawndolicious on July 26, 2010, 08:56:25 PM
Pfff. I'm watching the number of fatties climb visibly here, as they shovel garbage like fried noodle sandwiches down their throats. Like I said, there is much that is good about the Japanese diet (huge variety, lots of seafood) but much that is bad (far too many simple carbs, not enough protein). There are historical reasons for why they have good longevity, but that trend is over. Kids these days have a projected lifespan that is shorter than their parents, just like kids in the US. Diabetes and obesity are soaring as more people are eating a Western-type diet.

But my point is that when somebody gets most of their calories from carbs, they don't automatically develop hyperinsulimia or diabetes or have broken hunger mechanisms or anything.  Your point about the youth today eating more fast food and gradually eating bigger portion sizes doesn't have anything to do with what I am saying.  I'm making an argument about a high carb:fat ratio being fine, not necessarily that you can eat 3,000 Calories with no problem.

I guess I'd agree with you about the salt content being a big negative in their diet though.  The only reason I brought up Japan is because I remember that you live there, not because I'm a weabo who thinks they know all the secrets to the universe or anything.


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What do you mean by a mixed diet? I think I get plenty of variety. What should I be eating that I'm not eating, and in what quantities?
I just mean being able to get a decent mix of both fats and carbs.

Studies have shown that hunter-gatherers were better nourished than their early agricultural counterparts.  See: Guns, Germs, and Steel.
I'd have to read it but do you mean better nourished with regards to not lacking essential proteins and fats or do you mean that their bodies were leaner?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on July 26, 2010, 10:49:04 PM
They don't automatically develop diabetes or cancer, no. But those are pretty fucking BAD THINGS to develop and any sane person would want to lower their chances of developing them as much as possible. If you love the taste of mashed potatoes so much that you just don't care about cancer, that's fine by me. You can smoke all your life and not get lung cancer if you're lucky but I'm not going to do it. (I admit I still drink, but that's a social thing mostly - it generally makes me happier so I figure that's a decent trade-off). The odds favor the person who doesn't smoke, doesn't drink and doesn't eat grains. And the short-term benefits to cutting out all that stuff are great enough to merit doing it anyway.

Even if you don't ultimately develop diabetes, it is a given that you will develop increased insulin sensitivity which DOES break your hunger mechanisms, and leads to a dependency on elevated blood sugar levels.

Re - hunter/gatherers. If you're not eating simple carbs, it is a FACT that you will be better nourished than people who do, unless they are eating so much that they are obese. This is inarguable, as simple carbs contain essentially zero nutrients. They thus inevitably bring down the overall percentage of nutritious food in your overall intake. And yes, they will tend to be leaner. It's very very difficult to become obese on a hunter-gatherer diet.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Beezy on July 26, 2010, 11:17:21 PM
Which common foods have simple carbs?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on July 26, 2010, 11:42:37 PM
Which common foods have simple carbs?

Bread, pasta, rice, potatoes.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on July 26, 2010, 11:46:15 PM
Just as an example of how the Japanese diet can be improved, check this out:

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/sites/entrez?cmd=Retrieve&db=pubmed&dopt=AbstractPlus&list_uids=1407826&query_hl=7&itool=pubmed_docsum

Abstract
The present paper examines the relationship of nutritional status to further life expectancy and health status in the Japanese elderly based on 3 epidemiological studies. 1. Nutrient intakes in 94 Japanese centenarians investigated between 1972 and 1973 showed a higher proportion of animal protein to total proteins than in contemporary average Japanese. 2. High intakes of milk and fats and oils had favorable effects on 10-year (1976-1986) survivorship in 422 urban residents aged 69-71. The survivors revealed a longitudinal increase in intakes of animal foods such as eggs, milk, fish and meat over the 10 years. 3. Nutrient intakes were compared, based on 24-hour dietary records, between a sample from Okinawa Prefecture where life expectancies at birth and 65 were the longest in Japan, and a sample from Akita Prefecture where the life expectancies were much shorter. Intakes of Ca, Fe, vitamins A, B1, B2, C, and the proportion of energy from proteins and fats were significantly higher in the former than in the latter. Intakes of carbohydrates and NaCl were lower.

i.e. eat less protein from tofu and shit, eat more from animals (eggs, meat, fish, milk), get more good fats as a result, and you live longer than the people around you. These folks probably weren't eating anything close to an optimal diet, but those simple changes led to increased lifespans even relative to people who were already living longer than the global average.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: bagofeyes on July 26, 2010, 11:47:27 PM
Which common foods have simple carbs?

Bread, pasta, rice, potatoes.

Those are complex carbs, no?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on July 27, 2010, 12:06:08 AM
Yes, fuck, I got that backwards, sorry.

(I always get screwed up on insulin resistance and insulin sensitivity too, no matter how many times I read it).

Add "sugar" to the list as well, btw, beezy.


Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: brawndolicious on July 27, 2010, 12:17:28 AM
They don't automatically develop diabetes or cancer, no. But those are pretty fucking BAD THINGS to develop and any sane person would want to lower their chances of developing them as much as possible. If you love the taste of mashed potatoes so much that you just don't care about cancer, that's fine by me. You can smoke all your life and not get lung cancer if you're lucky but I'm not going to do it. (I admit I still drink, but that's a social thing mostly - it generally makes me happier so I figure that's a decent trade-off). The odds favor the person who doesn't smoke, doesn't drink and doesn't eat grains. And the short-term benefits to cutting out all that stuff are great enough to merit doing it anyway.

Even if you don't ultimately develop diabetes, it is a given that you will develop increased insulin sensitivity which DOES break your hunger mechanisms, and leads to a dependency on elevated blood sugar levels.

So what?  They are avoiding all the possible negative effects that you mentioned.  At record levels.  This is certainly not about luck, we're talking about an entire country.  It gives a good argument for how the average person can be perfectly healthy on a carbcentric diet.

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Re - hunter/gatherers. If you're not eating simple carbs, it is a FACT that you will be better nourished than people who do, unless they are eating so much that they are obese. This is inarguable, as simple carbs contain essentially zero nutrients. They thus inevitably bring down the overall percentage of nutritious food in your overall intake. And yes, they will tend to be leaner. It's very very difficult to become obese on a hunter-gatherer diet.

Then don't eat simple carbs.  I mean you have to watch what you eat on any diet whether you want to focus on carbs or fats.
Just as an example of how the Japanese diet can be improved, check this out:

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/sites/entrez?cmd=Retrieve&db=pubmed&dopt=AbstractPlus&list_uids=1407826&query_hl=7&itool=pubmed_docsum

Abstract
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i.e. eat less protein from tofu and shit, eat more from animals (eggs, meat, fish, milk), get more good fats as a result, and you live longer than the people around you. These folks probably weren't eating anything close to an optimal diet, but those simple changes led to increased lifespans even relative to people who were already living longer than the global average.

I agree, there are certain amino acids you need to get from your food and animal products would contain all of them so they are the best sources.  You could of course get them within the bounds of a vegan diet but for average people they should get get some meat and dairy in their diet.
Which common foods have simple carbs?
Bread, pasta, rice, potatoes.
Those are complex carbs, no?

It depends on the type of rice.  White rice is a simple carb and brown rice is a complex carb.  It's not that simple which one you should eat though.  There's a huge amount of variability in the actual Glycemic Index rating of different types of rice so you should look them up and go for the one with the lower GI rating.  Generally, the more gelatinous and sticky the rice the higher the GI rating.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on July 27, 2010, 12:38:10 AM
What? Tell the Japan Diabetes Society about this, they'd certainly be interested in trumpeting the fact that they have cured diabetes!

You obviously have a different definition than me about "perfectly healthy". Look around you, at anyone aged 50-60 and above who is eating a standard American diet. Can you honestly describe these people as "perfectly healthy"? I find it shocking how much we accept disease and poor health as a fact of life these days. We can live a relatively long life thanks to invasive medical procedures and pills for everything, but be basically useless for any physical task for much of our lives. Our cavemen ancestors would be appalled at what we've let ourselves become.

Good to see you've got the message on carbs though!

Let's not get hung up on the GI of particular types of rice. They're all bad, and they all get converted to blood glucose, causing it to spike, just at differing rates. Don't eat any of it. There are also issues with phytates, or antinutrients (i.e that prevent absorption of nutrients like calcium). Beyond the threshold of about 80 grams a day, you don't want ANYTHING in your system which is going to convert to glucose, unless you are going to use it straight away. Even then, there is never a good reason to get it from stuff which carries no additional nutrients like rice, pasta or potatoes, when there are so many better options.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Beezy on July 27, 2010, 12:39:43 AM
Yes, fuck, I got that backwards, sorry.

(I always get screwed up on insulin resistance and insulin sensitivity too, no matter how many times I read it).

Add "sugar" to the list as well, btw, beezy.



So it's complex carbs that I should be eating less of? My parents cook rice with almost every meal, but it's usually brown rice.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on July 27, 2010, 12:42:20 AM
Nope, as I just said - you don't want either white or brown rice to be a staple of your diet if possible.

If your parents are hooked on it, you may be screwed of course. But if you can cut down or quietly eat less of it while helping yourself to more meat and salad, I'd do that.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Beezy on July 27, 2010, 12:46:20 AM
Damn. Thanks, I'll let my mother know. She's always willing to try new things. My father is the stubborn one.

What differences do you think I should see or feel from eating it less if it was a big part of my diet for most of my life?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on July 27, 2010, 01:43:38 AM
Well...it kinda depends on what you replace it with! And how messed up your diet is right now. All I'm advocating with this Primal/Paleo diet stuff is that you eat the kind of stuff humans ate for hundreds of thousands of years, before the advent of agriculture. So what you should really feel is just "normal" - the way your genes program you to be, not sick from eating stuff that is toxic to you.

Generally, I just feel smoothed out, hunger-wise. I usually feel like I could easily skip a meal or two, without feeling overly full or bloated like I would if I'd just eaten a bunch of fast food, say. Also, the energy levels are more consistent throughout the day. I never feel drowsy after eating a big meal, and I never have any kind of crash (other than hangovers, booze being my kryptonite). At the beginning, I think most people tend to overeat out of some feeling that they're not getting enough without the grains. After a while, your appetite really moderates and becomes more in tune with your activity levels. The best way to describe is: having a meal has very little effect on how I feel, regarding mood, energy, whatever. I feel the same at the end as I did at the start.

It also depends on how lean you are to begin with, I think. If you have weight to lose, and you go really cold turkey AND keep a close eye on the portions, you should lose the weight at a healthy rate. (I firmly believe weight loss should be gradual, and I aim more at "body recomposition" than weight loss anyway, i.e. increase muscle mass at the same time you cut fat)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Beezy on July 27, 2010, 02:44:59 AM
Thanks. I don't really think I need to lose weight (5'10", 166 lbs), I just need to get in shape and eat better.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: pollo on July 27, 2010, 08:04:21 AM
I've more or less transitioned to Salad over Rice or Wheat.

As for weight loss I'm down 25 pounds. Still no exercise yet. Started HIIT a week ago doing some intervals. Going to work in more carbs to my diet (~70gms) to get some good pre/probiotics into my system.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on July 27, 2010, 09:41:22 AM
25lbs is pretty crazy! You aiming to take the carbs post-workout?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: brawndolicious on July 27, 2010, 02:10:08 PM
What? Tell the Japan Diabetes Society about this, they'd certainly be interested in trumpeting the fact that they have cured diabetes!
I have no idea what you are talking about.  If older generations of Japanese were healthy, thin, lived long, and didn't have diabetes or any of the other "diseases of affluence" than you can't say that they would benefit from cutting back on the ratio of carbs in their diets.

Japan as a country shows how it is possible for normal people to avoid diabetes and hyperinsulimia while being on a carbcentric diet.  This isn't some new information, it's just a big example you can see everywhere you turn.

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You obviously have a different definition than me about "perfectly healthy". Look around you, at anyone aged 50-60 and above who is eating a standard American diet. Can you honestly describe these people as "perfectly healthy"? I find it shocking how much we accept disease and poor health as a fact of life these days. We can live a relatively long life thanks to invasive medical procedures and pills for everything, but be basically useless for any physical task for much of our lives. Our cavemen ancestors would be appalled at what we've let ourselves become.
I didn't post anything about Americans being healthy.  What are you talking about?  If you believe that the youth in Japan are getting less healthy than their parents, then look at the differences in how much fast food they eat and how big the portion sizes are today.  Because it's obvious that for generations, the ratio of carbs to fat was not an issue.

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on July 27, 2010, 10:00:54 PM
Where are you getting the idea that the Japanese people avoided diabetes on their traditional diet?? Just because the incidence of it has risen due to the Western diet doesn't mean that they were free of it before that! There is no reason for ANYBODY to get adult onset diabetes - it is an entirely preventable condition, as is obesity. You can avoid it on a variety on diets, sure, but as I keep fucking hammering home and you keep fucking IGNORING, I'm talking about OPTIMAL nutrition here, and you keep trying to twist it into some kind of "well if it isn't demonstrably lethal after a single bite, why should we avoid it" scenario. Traditional diets happened entirely by accident. The Japanese people ate whatever they could from their environment - they didn't scorn animal protein because they thought the fat was bad, they just didn't have enough of it to go around. A diet that is built from the ground up, that draws on all the best available nutrition sources we have available now, will inevitably be better. We need to figure out what that is, not stop looking to the past and saying "that was good enough for them, it's good enough for me".

You and everyone you know can follow the traditional Japanese diet if you want. If you can even find all the good things about - fish, seaweed-based products etc. Enjoy being 5 feet tall and emaciated!

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: pollo on July 27, 2010, 10:21:41 PM
There's always the living to 100 thing too.

As for the post or pre, I don't really care, but I'm going to try and adhere to the Drinky method of "have carbs only when I work out" cept if it's vegetables then i can have that shit whenever.

I don't like how this non-carb diet does slow down my runs though, and generally makes me tired after any form of exercise. It's so much easier just downing plates and plates of pasta/rice and then going for a 3-4 mile run or playing 3-4 hours of football  :lol

But I am seeing results, and I'm energetic. Also much better than starving myself+cardio  yo-yo method I've been on the past..say 9 years. The weight loss is slow, but I'm doing it right this time.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on July 27, 2010, 11:16:03 PM
For long efforts, sure, it seems many people do well with some extra carbs. The issue is when you get into eating a ton of them, and then you don't exercise. Plus, I have other problems with long, slow exercise in general. If it makes you that tired, it may be a sign that it's not that good for you in the first place!

If you're doing it to play football, it's unavoidable of course, so fuel as appropriate. Add in 50g or so of extra carbs on the days you do long efforts, and see how it goes. As long as they're from quality sources.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: brawndolicious on July 27, 2010, 11:50:04 PM
Where are you getting the idea that the Japanese people avoided diabetes on their traditional diet?? Just because the incidence of it has risen due to the Western diet doesn't mean that they were free of it before that!

But they had lower rates of diabetes and higher carb:fat ratio.  Being a modern country, it's not hard to believe that some of their people end up obese or diabetic simply because their job and lifestyle involves lots of sitting around and not enough exercise.  That's a lifestyle problem.  On any diet, you'll get fat if you have a sedentary lifestyle.


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There is no reason for ANYBODY to get adult onset diabetes - it is an entirely preventable condition, as is obesity. You can avoid it on a variety on diets, sure, but as I keep fucking hammering home and you keep fucking IGNORING, I'm talking about OPTIMAL nutrition here, and you keep trying to twist it into some kind of "well if it isn't demonstrably lethal after a single bite, why should we avoid it" scenario.

What is this "single bite" anecdote you're talking about?  I'm just saying that when the slimmest industrialized nation has a higher carb:fat ratio, you should look at something other than fat vs carbs or maybe not even at their diet when looking for why they still have some obese/diabetic people.  Look at their lifestyle, do they do daily exercise?  How much cardio?  Just basically try and look at it in a different way.


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You and everyone you know can follow the traditional Japanese diet if you want. If you can even find all the good things about - fish, seaweed-based products etc. Enjoy being 5 feet tall and emaciated!

Either you're skimming my posts too fast or you forgot that I already agreed with you about sodium being too high in their diet.  The only reason I brought up Japan is to bring up their low obesity statistics and its connection to a major part of their diet (DA CARBS).
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on July 28, 2010, 12:08:09 AM
I see you've agreed with the sodium thing. Why bring it up again? I said way back that there are a host of environmental factors to consider that may or may not account for Japanese longevity. Caloric restriction is another major issue - no matter what you eat, if you eat less of it, you live longer. You don't necessarily have a great quality of life or health though.

I'm not interested in your relatively lower rates of diabetes. You're comparing them to an even shittier diet that is HIGHER IN CARBS (as well as higher in fat)! The modern Japanese diet has MORE carbs, MORE fat, MORE calories, MORE processed food. It's worse in every way, to the extent that we can't meaningfully separate out all the reasons why it's worse. They're all mashed together. The ratio isn't important when there is too much of everything, which is the case in almost all industrialized nations now.

It doesn't prove or disprove anything about the ratios because you lack a proper control group. There are very few properly done studies that look at sensible genuinely low carb diets in comparison with others. I can cite you some that do, that point to all kinds of beneficial things happening, but almost all of them are flawed in some way. (most are too small, too short-term, have weird definitions of the diets, don't account for exercise or have weird definitions of exercise...)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on July 28, 2010, 12:13:45 AM
There's always the living to 100 thing too.

As for the post or pre, I don't really care, but I'm going to try and adhere to the Drinky method of "have carbs only when I work out" cept if it's vegetables then i can have that shit whenever.

I don't like how this non-carb diet does slow down my runs though, and generally makes me tired after any form of exercise. It's so much easier just downing plates and plates of pasta/rice and then going for a 3-4 mile run or playing 3-4 hours of football  :lol

But I am seeing results, and I'm energetic. Also much better than starving myself+cardio  yo-yo method I've been on the past..say 9 years. The weight loss is slow, but I'm doing it right this time.

The other option of course is to keep the carbs fairly low and add in more fat (olive oil, butter, cream etc, not deep-fried foods!).

Ultimately, you're facing a dilemma - you can't expect to never be tired and always be up for exercise if you're trying to lose a bunch of weight. That sweet spot is hard to hit and constantly moving.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on July 28, 2010, 10:13:51 AM
I missed my first day in my routine in 6 weeks.  I got home last night and I just felt achey and like I was getting sick.  I was really pissed at myself but I know I would have been worthless working out, but I feel great today.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: brawndolicious on July 28, 2010, 10:55:56 PM
I'm not interested in your relatively lower rates of diabetes. You're comparing them to an even shittier diet that is HIGHER IN CARBS (as well as higher in fat)! The modern Japanese diet has MORE carbs, MORE fat, MORE calories, MORE processed food. It's worse in every way, to the extent that we can't meaningfully separate out all the reasons why it's worse. They're all mashed together. The ratio isn't important when there is too much of everything, which is the case in almost all industrialized nations now.
It's not just diabetes that is important today though.  Also consider the link between eating red meat and heart disease.  You can't just eliminate all the diseases connected to diets our ancestors didn't have and just end up with 80% of your calories from protein.  My point is that of all the fat or carb heavy diets in the industrialized world today, Japan seems to have a relatively decent sweet spot with their low heart disease, diabetes, obesity rates and long lifespans.  They still have diet-related health problems it seems (like being short apparently) but it shows you shouldn't be worried about taking such a radical diet approach.

So WRT not losing weight because you had a few drinks on a weekend, that's just ridiculous..

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It doesn't prove or disprove anything about the ratios because you lack a proper control group. There are very few properly done studies that look at sensible genuinely low carb diets in comparison with others. I can cite you some that do, that point to all kinds of beneficial things happening, but almost all of them are flawed in some way. (most are too small, too short-term, have weird definitions of the diets, don't account for exercise or have weird definitions of exercise...)

I've looked for studies like those and couldn't find one with really relevant results.  I think one had only 20 people initially and 6 of them dropped out and yet it's "carbs are bad for you" results got widespread media attention.  It says something about the diet though if 30% dropped out after what I believe was only a month.

The other problem with the paleo diet is the agricultural expense.  It's not sustainable on a global level unless we decimate the human population.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on July 28, 2010, 11:40:12 PM
Re - the Paleo Diet. I agree that it's not sustainable but that's not anything I can solve. I'm lucky enough to be able to afford anything I want to eat so I'm going to eat what I consider to be the best food. Of course, it's quite possible to look at it from the viewpoint of our population being unsustainable, rather than our diet being unsustainable. Like I've said many times, I'm interested in optimal nutrition for me, not how to feed the world. That's a misuse of the word 'decimate' of course; we'd need to reduce it by much more than 10%. :smug

Diabetes and the J diet: I've been agreeing with the general idea that the traditional J diet seems to get better results than most but there are a gazillion things going on which make it tough to single out what is causing those results. The traditional J diet includes things like deep-fried pork cutlets in eggs, on a bed of rice. In other words, a nightmare from the standpoint of almost any diet. but it is perhaps being counteracted by the relatively huge amount of incredibly nutritious sea vegetables (konbu, seaweed etc). Like I said earlier, sheer caloric restriction may have had an awful lot to do with the lifespans - there is a lot of info to suggest that just eating less food, no matter of what kind, can have a very significant impact on lifespans. And Japanese cooking is renowned for the tininess of its portions, which probably stems from a historical lack of arable land for farming. There have also been significant periods of famine in modern history, thanks to the wars.

Are we going to have to start fighting about heart disease now? Something which was practically unknown until modern times? Maybe you're going to suggest that humans only started eating meat since McDonalds opened its doors?

If there's a link between red meat and heart disease, which has not been demonstrated outside of observational studies that I'm aware of, I'm of the opinion that it's due to the poor quality of most meats right now, not because of anything intrinsically wrong with animal protein. Industrially-farmed meats are a toxic mess with very little nutritional value, so it makes plenty of sense to avoid them. Again, though, I can afford to seek out organic, grass-fed beef, organic eggs etc. Given my excellent bloodwork since i've made these changes I'm perfectly happy to continue the experiment, since no-one in academia is doing it for me. I've never suggested anything along the lines of an 80% protein diet though, that's truly absurd. Adequate protein for recovery, preferably organic, grass-fed meat, organic eggs, wild game, good fats, and carbs from non-starchy, nutritious vegetables.

If you want a study to chew over, try the New England Journal of Medicine. 322 participants, 2 yrs, 95% adherence.

I find it frustrating, as the goal is focused on weight loss, not overall health. Still, the indicators for long-time health improved best on low-carb. The other diets involve calorie restriction whereas those on low-carb were unrestricted in that regard. Nevertheless, those on low-carb lost more weight. I wish they'd do one on HEALTHY people (i.e. not obese, because anyone who starts obese and gets thin is going to see improved health markers across the board no matter how they get there, IMHO).

http://www.nejm.org/doi/full/10.1056/NEJMoa0708681
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on July 29, 2010, 10:14:10 AM
well last night I was bench pressing 165 and I got on my last rep of my last set, number 50 and I had to bail.  so I got to roll that fucker back down my chest.  That was fun.  :(
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on July 29, 2010, 11:21:17 AM
What on earth are you doing sets that long for? That's enough for cardio.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on July 29, 2010, 11:32:35 AM
I'm just staying with my buddy while he ramps up. 

Just making sure you realize, it's 5 sets of 10.  Not of actually 50.  Sorry.  He's only 165 5x5 and moving up quick so I'm just trying to get every 5 sets of 10.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: brawndolicious on July 29, 2010, 01:58:22 PM
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Diabetes and the J diet: I've been agreeing with the general idea that the traditional J diet seems to get better results than most but there are a gazillion things going on which make it tough to single out what is causing those results. The traditional J diet includes things like deep-fried pork cutlets in eggs, on a bed of rice. In other words, a nightmare from the standpoint of almost any diet. but it is perhaps being counteracted by the relatively huge amount of incredibly nutritious sea vegetables (konbu, seaweed etc). Like I said earlier, sheer caloric restriction may have had an awful lot to do with the lifespans - there is a lot of info to suggest that just eating less food, no matter of what kind, can have a very significant impact on lifespans. And Japanese cooking is renowned for the tininess of its portions, which probably stems from a historical lack of arable land for farming. There have also been significant periods of famine in modern history, thanks to the wars.
Yeah...it's got stuff in it that I would never eat but I'm talking about the daily diet.  But also, I was trying to point out that carbcentric diets don't lead to huge carb cravings/yo-yoing blood sugar as some suspect.  You also have to consider the caloric load point about early humans' diets.  Is the composition of their diet important so much as just the number of calories?  The way you focused in on a few drinks you had in a weekend as the reason you weren't losing weight anymore is what brought this up.

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Are we going to have to start fighting about heart disease now? Something which was practically unknown until modern times? Maybe you're going to suggest that humans only started eating meat since McDonalds opened its doors?

If there's a link between red meat and heart disease, which has not been demonstrated outside of observational studies that I'm aware of, I'm of the opinion that it's due to the poor quality of most meats right now, not because of anything intrinsically wrong with animal protein. Industrially-farmed meats are a toxic mess with very little nutritional value, so it makes plenty of sense to avoid them. Again, though, I can afford to seek out organic, grass-fed beef, organic eggs etc. Given my excellent bloodwork since i've made these changes I'm perfectly happy to continue the experiment, since no-one in academia is doing it for me. I've never suggested anything along the lines of an 80% protein diet though, that's truly absurd. Adequate protein for recovery, preferably organic, grass-fed meat, organic eggs, wild game, good fats, and carbs from non-starchy, nutritious vegetables.

Access to cheap meat that you can eat every day is pretty recent, like heart disease.  The reason I said red meat is because of it's high saturated fat content.  Compared to unsaturated fat, saturated fat is worse for your heart.

uh, doesn't grass-fed cattle have less fat proportionally?  I don't know of any benefit of organic eggs.

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If you want a study to chew over, try the New England Journal of Medicine. 322 participants, 2 yrs, 95% adherence.

I find it frustrating, as the goal is focused on weight loss, not overall health. Still, the indicators for long-time health improved best on low-carb. The other diets involve calorie restriction whereas those on low-carb were unrestricted in that regard. Nevertheless, those on low-carb lost more weight. I wish they'd do one on HEALTHY people (i.e. not obese, because anyone who starts obese and gets thin is going to see improved health markers across the board no matter how they get there, IMHO).

http://www.nejm.org/doi/full/10.1056/NEJMoa0708681

Any weight loss diet can be successful as long as you eat less calories.  It's irrelevant when overweight people say that they lost weight on any particular diet if caloric load isn't controlled.  Especially with a diet as restrictive as a paleo diet.  An ideal study wouldn't be on healthy young people either.  It would focus on people at the top of the bell curve.  The goal isn't to just measure body composition, but to see the long-term effects on heart disease, diabetes, etc.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on July 29, 2010, 06:37:28 PM
You were trying to CLAIM that carbcentric diets don't lead to that, based on some observations of a diet you've never eaten. Despite all the evidence to the contrary of what we know about how insulin, leptin etc work. Based on observational, anecdotal evidence. You take it as read but I'm saying, they have ALL those problems, just not to the same degree as in the modern western diet.

What I said about drinks works exactly the same on any diet (or no diet at all) - if you take in a bunch of extra calories (300 or so in a drink), in a form as easily digested as alcohol, you have very little chance of staying in a calorie deficit for that day. It doesn't blow the whole diet. You continue to demonstrate a remarkable ability to take one thing and run madly in the wrong direction. Try it yourself and see! Eat a calorie restricted diet for a while til you see noticeable progress, then go on a weekend bender (4 or 5 drinks a day should be enough) and tell me if you don't see an immediate difference in your waistline. You are probably the only male who has ever drunk alcohol that ever needs this explained to them.

What you're saying about the study really just makes me wish you would stop posting here, 'cause you're not reading or offering meaningful data. And every time I pull you up on something, you just ignore it. It's hard to even see how your responses to the quoted sections follow on from what I'm saying...you just seem to be picking up on keywords and saying something random. I mean, do you think, from what I've posted here, that I've somehow never heard of the concept of a link between red meat and heart disease? Or that you can lose weight on any diet if it's calorie restricted?

Anyway, in an attempt to clarify:

THE FOLKS ON THE PALEO DIET WERE ALLOWED TO EAT ALL THE CALORIES THEY WANTED. THE FOLKS ON THE OTHER DIET WERE RESTRICTED. That's why the results here are rather remarkable, and strongly indicate that if the folks on paleo were ALSO calorie-restricted, their results would have blown the others out of the water. Just one of several ways the study is poorly-designed and frustrating.
I want to see something done on young, healthy people because I think there is a strong preventative quality to eating right that I'd like to see investigated over the long term. Not just a short study with the conclusion that people who eat more carrots have an increased indication for some form of cancer. I want to see a long-term study that investigates which diets prevent disease. Sadly all we have is observational crap like the China Study that effectively tells us nothing, and leads to people like you burbling cliches about the Japanese diet as if they mean something.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: brawndolicious on July 29, 2010, 08:50:09 PM
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You were trying to CLAIM that carbcentric diets don't lead to that, based on some observations of a diet you've never eaten. Despite all the evidence to the contrary of what we know about how insulin, leptin etc work. Based on observational, anecdotal evidence. You take it as read but I'm saying, they have ALL those problems, just not to the same degree as in the modern western diet.

My point was clear, that it does not automatically lead to diabetes.  My point wasn't that excessive carbs don't lead to diabetes but that not all carbcentric diets are equal.  I don't know what part you got confused by.

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What I said about drinks works exactly the same on any diet (or no diet at all) - if you take in a bunch of extra calories (300 or so in a drink), in a form as easily digested as alcohol, you have very little chance of staying in a calorie deficit for that day. It doesn't blow the whole diet. You continue to demonstrate a remarkable ability to take one thing and run madly in the wrong direction. Try it yourself and see! Eat a calorie restricted diet for a while til you see noticeable progress, then go on a weekend bender (4 or 5 drinks a day should be enough) and tell me if you don't see an immediate difference in your waistline. You are probably the only male who has ever drunk alcohol that ever needs this explained to them.

300 calories is maybe a half hour of cardio.  Is it really that hard to modify your exercise schedule?

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What you're saying about the study really just makes me wish you would stop posting here, 'cause you're not reading or offering meaningful data. And every time I pull you up on something, you just ignore it. It's hard to even see how your responses to the quoted sections follow on from what I'm saying...you just seem to be picking up on keywords and saying something random. I mean, do you think, from what I've posted here, that I've somehow never heard of the concept of a link between red meat and heart disease? Or that you can lose weight on any diet if it's calorie restricted?

You're the one bringing up anecdotes of fat people you see on the street and self-experimentation you did because academics didn't test it for you and you're telling me I don't establish enough hard data?  I'm also pointing out some obvious links so you can connect several dots more easily (heart disease is new->common red meat is new->paleo diet wouldn't rule out a major cause of a new disease).

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THE FOLKS ON THE PALEO DIET WERE ALLOWED TO EAT ALL THE CALORIES THEY WANTED. THE FOLKS ON THE OTHER DIET WERE RESTRICTED. That's why the results here are rather remarkable, and strongly indicate that if the folks on paleo were ALSO calorie-restricted, their results would have blown the others out of the water. Just one of several ways the study is poorly-designed and frustrating.

That doesn't mean that they actually ate more calories.  A paleo diet is a lot more restrictive than a low-fat diet so it makes sense that with less options on what to eat, they won't eat as much.  Hence, less calories.

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I want to see something done on young, healthy people because I think there is a strong preventative quality to eating right that I'd like to see investigated over the long term. Not just a short study with the conclusion that people who eat more carrots have an increased indication for some form of cancer. I want to see a long-term study that investigates which diets prevent disease. Sadly all we have is observational crap like the China Study that effectively tells us nothing, and leads to people like you burbling cliches about the Japanese diet as if they mean something.

What cliche?  My only point is that no extreme diet is really ever ideal and that the average Japanese diet is not extreme (at least wrt carbs and fat ratios).
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on July 29, 2010, 10:14:08 PM
oh god

giving up now

He's telling me to do more cardio so I can drink.

The diet with no restrictions on how much you can eat is the one that logically results in less calories. OK. We're not dealing with a rational mind here, or one that's prepared to think for more than 30 seconds about what he's saying.

There hasn't been one single useful piece of advice from this guy, and nothing I am saying is resulting in anything more than sending him off on bizarre tangents and making him leap to wild conclusions. I appreciate that nobody should just take my recommendations at face value, but this is getting silly. We're not helping anyone with this, and it's not even a fun discussion.

I'm done. I was done about 20 pages ago actually, but this seals it. Everyone just avoid 'extreme' diets (like eating some meat and vegetables!) and you'll be ok! Don't lift anything too heavy, now!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on July 29, 2010, 10:26:00 PM
Further to the above:

If anybody wants my advice on nutrition, feel free to PM me or start a new thread. I'm not going to do it here anymore, because it leads to this seemingly endless cycle of misinterpretation, attempted clarification, further misinterpretation, and on 'til shotgun suicide. Or just go read 'Good Calories Bad Calories' by Gary Taubes, 'The Primal Blueprint' by Mark Sisson, 'The Paleo Diet' by Loren Cordain, Protein Power by Dr Michael Eades, www.robbwolf.com, www.paleo.nu etc, all good sources of info.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Van Cruncheon on July 29, 2010, 10:57:48 PM
am nintenho is internet dysfunctional. most of us just drift through his posts, looking for the really insane-o bits we can quote and append various emoticons to
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: cool breeze on July 30, 2010, 01:55:46 AM
I'll ask a legitimate question that I've had for a while:  Is it good to be having a lot of fruit, or should you limit it due to the natural sugar and whatnot?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on July 30, 2010, 06:48:53 AM
Further to the above:

If anybody wants my advice on nutrition, feel free to PM me or start a new thread. I'm not going to do it here anymore, because it leads to this seemingly endless cycle of misinterpretation, attempted clarification, further misinterpretation, and on 'til shotgun suicide. Or just go read 'Good Calories Bad Calories' by Gary Taubes, 'The Primal Blueprint' by Mark Sisson, 'The Paleo Diet' by Loren Cordain, Protein Power by Dr Michael Eades, www.robbwolf.com, www.paleo.nu etc, all good sources of info.

Oh come on now.  Just because am nintenho is a distinguished mentally-challenged fellow doesn't mean you should stop talking about nutrition.

I have him on ignore anyway because he either is a bot or tries his best to resemble one.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on July 30, 2010, 08:05:41 AM
Further to the above:

If anybody wants my advice on nutrition, feel free to PM me or start a new thread. I'm not going to do it here anymore, because it leads to this seemingly endless cycle of misinterpretation, attempted clarification, further misinterpretation, and on 'til shotgun suicide. Or just go read 'Good Calories Bad Calories' by Gary Taubes, 'The Primal Blueprint' by Mark Sisson, 'The Paleo Diet' by Loren Cordain, Protein Power by Dr Michael Eades, www.robbwolf.com, www.paleo.nu etc, all good sources of info.

Oh come on now.  Just because am nintenho is a distinguished mentally-challenged fellow doesn't mean you should stop talking about nutrition.

I have him on ignore anyway because he either is a bot or tries his best to resemble one.

The last couple of pages must be really fucking weird for you then :lol

I dunno, he's asking some legitimate questions that I feel are worth discussing. It's just that we never get anywhere because he's married to conventional wisdom and I'm very much on a mission to destroy it. It was the same about fitness too.

Anyway, Linkzg asked about fruit. The fast answer is: there is good fruit, and there is bad fruit.

You have to be aware of glycemic load here. The fructose is hard on the liver in large doses, and of course the sheer calories increase the more you eat. So there is stuff you should really try to limit, like pineapples or especially juices. Still, not many people really pig out on fruit so usually most people don't need to worry too much about it unless they're trying to stay seriously low-carb and/or lose a ton of weight really fast. Berries are the most recommended form to take it in - blueberries, strawberries, raspberries. And preferably the wild kind, which are much tarter/less sweet than the cultivated varieties. (This is a general problem with fruit - apples for example keep getting sweeter and sweeter because of selective breeding for supermarket-friendly varieties. It's next to impossible to find a genuinely tart apple like a russet or a Granny Smith here in Japan). And definitely be very wary of dried stuff with lots of sugar. I love raisins, but you have to realize you can eat a whole bunch worth of grapes in a single handful when they're dried. If they coat them in sugar, like they usually do with mangoes -which are already incredibly sweet - it's just a crazy amount of calories, sugar and fructose. You may as well just have a Snickers or some chocolate ice cream at that point.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on July 30, 2010, 10:53:01 AM
I destroyed 155 shoulder press last night :smug
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: brawndolicious on July 30, 2010, 01:38:48 PM
The diet with no restrictions on how much you can eat is the one that logically results in less calories. OK. We're not dealing with a rational mind here, or one that's prepared to think for more than 30 seconds about what he's saying.

Actually I couldn't find anything in there confirming the average calorie intake of the atkins group, and I have heard of people on low-carb diets taking in less calories just because of how much of their normal diet gets excluded but obviously without the data you can't say either way.  The study also needs to say how many dropped out of each test group.

As far as weight loss, the atkins group only had lost about 5% more pounds than the mediterranean group, which could be explained by water loss.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Boogie on July 30, 2010, 02:25:48 PM
Cormac: how about bananas?

Also, remember kiddies, at the start of fitnessbore nintenho was advising that the best way to get rid of that spare tire around your waist was to do crunches. :smug
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on July 30, 2010, 02:29:57 PM
i have a friend whose suggestion to my workout routine was 300 crunches a day to lose some fat.  when i tried explaining a tight stomach and sick pack was mostly diet I got a response that sounds like it was ripped right out of an infomercial.  ::)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on July 30, 2010, 09:06:11 PM
Cormac: how about bananas?

Also, remember kiddies, at the start of fitnessbore nintenho was advising that the best way to get rid of that spare tire around your waist was to do crunches. :smug

Yeah, there has been so much inanity I can't deal anymore. He's on ignore now. Why not, it's not like he actually anything here beyond knee-jerk skepticism.

Bananas are among the most calorie-dense, high GI fruits, Boogie. Yes, the potassium is great but all that sweet taste doesn't come free, sadly. Eat in moderation (which is difficult when you buy them in bunches, I know...eat one and give the rest away to co-workers etc, they're cheap!)

The full list of high GI, low antioxidant "enjoy in moderation but don't go crazy on" fruits looks something like this: melons, mangoes, papayas, pineapples, nectarines, dates, bananas, oranges, tangerines, plums, grapes, pomegranates, dried fruits. I haven't had it confirmed in print by anyone yet but I'm pretty sure those Golden kiwi fruits I love are in there too (the ones which are sweet rather than tart). Your tongue is all the guide you need in most cases. Once you cut sugar from your diet, your sensitivity to sweetness will probably heighten dramatically, much like smokers regaining their sense of taste once they quit.

Variety is paramount, really. Don't buy lots of fruit and veg at once and eat it for a week; go to the shop daily or every other day and buy a little at a time, and never buy the same thing on consecutive days if you can help it. Different fruits have different strengths and weaknesses from a nutritional standpoint, so the shotgun approach pays off pretty well. You can go crazy thinking "oh crap, i haven't had a tomato in a week, I need more lycopene!". Just get plenty of variety in your fruit and veg and you'll be way ahead of the curve. Luckily, this also makes for the most interesting meals, especially if you're handy in the kitchen.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Boogie on July 31, 2010, 01:44:00 AM
Man, this eating right shit is too complicated and hard.  I'd starve myself trying to follow all these rules.  Doesn't help that I can't stand salad.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on July 31, 2010, 04:51:01 AM
Man, this eating right shit is too complicated and hard.  I'd starve myself trying to follow all these rules.  Doesn't help that I can't stand salad.

It sure can seem that way, when you try to think about all the different kinds of food out there and all the putative consequences. I went cold turkey, but I did a motherfucking SHITTON of reading and experimenting before that, including a whole year of the Atkins diet. Plus I know how to cook. Take it a bit at a time. The easiest first step is breakfast, I find. Bacon or sausage and eggs instead of toast and OJ or cereal is a great first step. Or do it at dinner, if that gives you more time for shopping and cooking. Most people eat the same 10 or basic meals over and over, so if you can work up a repertoire of 10 or so meals you like to eat, you'll find it pretty easy to go paleo full-time.

My meals tend to follow this template:

eggs for breakfast, often with one or two of the following: sausage, cheese, salmon or tomato
salad (usually chicken or seafood) if i'm buying something to eat at the office / homemade soup or stew for lunch if i'm organized enough to cook
meat and veg for dinner (just had a Genghis Cohen wagyu sirloin steak with buttered broccoli and an avocado, DAMN yummy)

snacks - yoghurt, cream, fruit, some nuts, cold meats

I don't always eat 3 meals either, sometimes it's 2, sometimes its 5 (i.e. mostly snacks, if I'm working from home or something)

If you know anything about cooking, you can be cooking up tasty variations on the above 'til the day you die. Just a matter of mixing and matching good quality ingredients. The great thing is you don't have to worry much about the quantities involved - no measuring or fretting about what you're taking in. It's pretty hard to overeat this way.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on July 31, 2010, 09:34:09 AM
I'm going to start experimenting with cooking more and more to make up for variety.  I love eggs but having it twice a day is getting to drag on for me a bit.

This weekend I'm going to experiment and make chicken with curry for dinners next week.  Lots of protein, some fats, and minimal carbohydrates.  Probably going to get some shit from a packet of stuff but if it works, I'll make my own and experiment.  Plus I'm on call so I can't really do anything other than experiment with food, especially spicy foods.

Foods I eat now: Beef tenderloin, Omega-3 eggs, full fat greek yogurt, grape tomatoes, the occasional handful of fruit that comes from my parents' garden (cherries, raspberries, strawberries)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: duckman2000 on July 31, 2010, 12:21:26 PM
Eating reasonably sensible is good enough for me right now, I don't have the time nor focus to live in trembling fear of diabetes or body fat. I've had more "cheat meals" this past couple of months than I can recall, but I'm in better shape than ever simply because I actually push myself physically every day instead of bulking away on the couch or in front of the computer. That, and I've made breakfast my main meal and cut out that stupid evening snack, and gone to bed when I've felt tired. I don't think I want another office-style job now.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Van Cruncheon on July 31, 2010, 01:33:09 PM
yeah, every time i bring an evening snack back into my meal schedule, my weight loss stagnates. i stopped it entirely last month despite some intial early hunger pangs, and the last 10 pounds are goin' away.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Boogie on July 31, 2010, 06:59:38 PM
Weight-wise, I'm hovering right around 188-190, due probably to drinking and the occasional late-night whole pizza craving. 

Which isn't bad.  It's down 6 or 7 lbs from my worst point six months ago.  Nagging knee injury is preventing me from training as fully as I'd like, so my routine is mostly a starting-strength-esque strength workout + "light" cardio.  Whereas I'd rather be doing hard MMA-style training 4 days a week and lifting around that.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on July 31, 2010, 09:35:01 PM
I'm going to start experimenting with cooking more and more to make up for variety.  I love eggs but having it twice a day is getting to drag on for me a bit.

This weekend I'm going to experiment and make chicken with curry for dinners next week.  Lots of protein, some fats, and minimal carbohydrates.  Probably going to get some shit from a packet of stuff but if it works, I'll make my own and experiment.  Plus I'm on call so I can't really do anything other than experiment with food, especially spicy foods.

Foods I eat now: Beef tenderloin, Omega-3 eggs, full fat greek yogurt, grape tomatoes, the occasional handful of fruit that comes from my parents' garden (cherries, raspberries, strawberries)

I make curry a fair amount, mostly the Japanese stuff because it's so simple. Thai curry is great too - coconut milk is a wonderful fat source. You can just drink it of course, or make smoothies.

On beef - No idea what you pay for tenderloin, but you'll probably find that you're spending more on food with this style of eating, so you'll want to mostly stay away from expensive cuts like sirloin, especially if you're going organic/grass-fed. Stewing the tougher, cheaper cuts is a great way to go. I'd rather have a stew of grass-fed beef than a cheap factory-farm steak at this point...apart from any nutritional concerns (and there are many), it tastes better. It's so easy to make something that tastes great too - mince some garlic and onions, sautee, toss in the beef (preferably marinated but ok even if you don't), add some tomatoes and some beef stock, then just put the whole pot in the oven on a low-ish heat for 3 or 4 hours. Any other veggies you add at that point are err, gravy. Most Sunday evenings, I do something like this - enough for a weeks worth of lunches or dinners. Usually I'll do a pot of some kind of soup as well. Having food in the fridge is pretty key to resisting temptation, especially expensive food. I find it pretty easy to say no to a bagel when I know I have grass-fed wagyu sirloin waiting at home that will go off if I don't eat it.

I notice you're eating very few veggies - I'd definitely like to see some broccoli, spinach etc in there. If you just don't like them, putting them in curry or something that will overwhelm their taste is a good way to get used to them. Personally I love them. Try them in your eggs maybe - I really got sick of eggs during my year on Atkins so now I add stuff every time. Cheese, sausage, salmon, broccoli, whatever. Try a Spanish omelette with good chorizo - now that's a meal!



Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Boogie on July 31, 2010, 09:37:35 PM
I really got sick of eggs during my year on Atkins


sick of eggs?!

BLASPHEMY!!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on July 31, 2010, 09:39:33 PM
yeah, every time i bring an evening snack back into my meal schedule, my weight loss stagnates. i stopped it entirely last month despite some intial early hunger pangs, and the last 10 pounds are goin' away.

Have you ever tried intermittent fasting (IF)?

There is no such thing as the "last 10lbs" I think - when you actually lose it you look in the mirror and go "fuck...i could EASILY lose 10lbs more" :lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Van Cruncheon on July 31, 2010, 09:41:50 PM
yeah, that's my prob. i hit 185 and now i am MAN IN HIGH SCHOOL I WAS 165 GEEZ I COULD LOSE MORE

what is "if"? i find not eating easier than managing a five-meal, protein-heavy schedule, and i'm not sure i wanna weaken the ol' discipline, as it were
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on July 31, 2010, 10:35:38 PM
Intermittent fasting is the developing art of tricking your body into losing weight with randomized intervals of feast/famine. The simplest form is just eating a ton of food one night, then not eating again at all until the next night. There are a huge number of ways of implementing the basic protocol though.

Since it's fundamentally a process of active DISorganization of the diet, it's pretty low stress to implement. In fact, it happens naturally a lot of the time anyway, only in reverse; modern life often leads us to skip breakfast and lunch, say, and then we pig out at dinner to make up the shortfall. It just turns out that this is not necessarily a bad thing, and that we may be too married to "3 squares a day".

http://www.marksdailyapple.com/how-to-intermittent-fasting/

I'm not totally sold on it myself, because it seems that you have to be pretty dialed in otherwise to really get the benefit of it. If you're struggling with a bunch of other issues (high stress, poor quality sleep, sketchy diet, booze, caffeine, cigarettes, crappy exercise regimen), this might just add to your woes. But if you're headed in the right directions generally, it seems to kickstart stagnant weight loss for a lot of people.

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on August 01, 2010, 09:00:26 AM
I'm going to start experimenting with cooking more and more to make up for variety.  I love eggs but having it twice a day is getting to drag on for me a bit.

This weekend I'm going to experiment and make chicken with curry for dinners next week.  Lots of protein, some fats, and minimal carbohydrates.  Probably going to get some shit from a packet of stuff but if it works, I'll make my own and experiment.  Plus I'm on call so I can't really do anything other than experiment with food, especially spicy foods.

Foods I eat now: Beef tenderloin, Omega-3 eggs, full fat greek yogurt, grape tomatoes, the occasional handful of fruit that comes from my parents' garden (cherries, raspberries, strawberries)

I make curry a fair amount, mostly the Japanese stuff because it's so simple. Thai curry is great too - coconut milk is a wonderful fat source. You can just drink it of course, or make smoothies.

On beef - No idea what you pay for tenderloin, but you'll probably find that you're spending more on food with this style of eating, so you'll want to mostly stay away from expensive cuts like sirloin, especially if you're going organic/grass-fed. Stewing the tougher, cheaper cuts is a great way to go. I'd rather have a stew of grass-fed beef than a cheap factory-farm steak at this point...apart from any nutritional concerns (and there are many), it tastes better. It's so easy to make something that tastes great too - mince some garlic and onions, sautee, toss in the beef (preferably marinated but ok even if you don't), add some tomatoes and some beef stock, then just put the whole pot in the oven on a low-ish heat for 3 or 4 hours. Any other veggies you add at that point are err, gravy. Most Sunday evenings, I do something like this - enough for a weeks worth of lunches or dinners. Usually I'll do a pot of some kind of soup as well. Having food in the fridge is pretty key to resisting temptation, especially expensive food. I find it pretty easy to say no to a bagel when I know I have grass-fed wagyu sirloin waiting at home that will go off if I don't eat it.

I notice you're eating very few veggies - I'd definitely like to see some broccoli, spinach etc in there. If you just don't like them, putting them in curry or something that will overwhelm their taste is a good way to get used to them. Personally I love them. Try them in your eggs maybe - I really got sick of eggs during my year on Atkins so now I add stuff every time. Cheese, sausage, salmon, broccoli, whatever. Try a Spanish omelette with good chorizo - now that's a meal!

Thanks for the response!

I have access to cheap beef, regardless of the cut so why not get the best is what I'm thinking.  If I had to pay regular prices for that kind of thing, I'd probably just opt for chicken breasts instead.

I agree about the vegetables thing.  For a long time, I used to cut up tomato, mushrooms, green peppers, and pickled jalapeno peppers into the eggs.  I stopped mostly because of my somewhat erratic work schedule.  I may just restart that old practice and cut up some vegetables.

Part of the thing is that I do quite a bit of traveling for my job during the day so my lunches are typically easy to prepare affairs (usually 4 oz of steak and a cup of yogurt).  I've been meaning to add a lot of variety because like what you said, some areas of the diet are neglected.

I appreciate your suggestions and will probably begin implementing them.  I haven't done a lot of research on this but I will make the time.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on August 01, 2010, 09:32:16 AM
What about doing PSMF vs. IF?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on August 01, 2010, 10:13:03 AM
What about doing PSMF vs. IF?

The former is a full-time, presumably long-term deal for people who really need to lose weight tomorrow, and the day after, and for many months after that. It doesn't look like any kind of fun at all, and there is no freakin' way you'd be able to keep lifting like you do on it. Your recovery and energy would be horrible. Whereas IF is just a way of gaming your regular food intake a bit to improve hormonal response. Most people seem to do it about once a week with success; much more than that and your body just adapts to it, defeating the point. The broad principle is a somewhat in line with the Crossfit mantra of "constantly varied" exercise.

Also, with IF, you're not necessarily taking in any less calories, just adjusting WHEN you take them in. Kill buffalo, eat a ton of buffalo. Fail to kill buffalo, go hungry for a while and live off your hump.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on August 01, 2010, 08:51:46 PM
I think PSMF is only meant to work for a couple of weeks at a time according to Lyle McDonald.  I could never do it; if I can't get carbohydrates, I at least need fats.  It just seems like an alternative if you want to shed some of the remaining fat in a hard and fast manner.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on August 01, 2010, 10:25:38 PM
A lot of Lyle McDonald's stuff is just too hardcore for me at this point, but it's still useful to read because he really knows his shit, and has had a ton of success with his methods. If I had a photoshoot for Men's Health coming up in a month, I'd probably do something like what he suggests ;)

But yeah, it would be horrible. Guaranteed huge calorie deficit, guaranteed ketosis. There is no reason to think that it wouldn't work, and work crazy fast - it would just suck all the life from me. Plus, it would make working out miserable, I bet. It's for the very committed, in other words.

Also, I'm always a bit worried about a subsequent rebound. I'm sure he has a program in place for getting off it again afterwards but that just extends the period over which you have to be incredibly careful about every mouthful.

Still, good tool to have in the toolbox - you never know what you'll be ready for down the road.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: pollo on August 03, 2010, 12:39:36 AM
Man, this eating right shit is too complicated and hard.  I'd starve myself trying to follow all these rules.  Doesn't help that I can't stand salad.

I used to hate salad too, but with no other acceptable form of carbohydrate i'm allowed to consume i  crave it all the time.

If I have my Ceasars in a day, i'm good. Without it, I crave carbs like a mo-fo.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on August 03, 2010, 12:20:07 PM
that's a bit weird, pollo.

Either you're just not eating enough calories (resulting in excessive hunger), or you're eating more carbs than you think (causing you to continue to crave carbs). If the former, and you're going well into a calorie deficit in order to lose weight fast, ok. But you must realize that what you are craving is not carbs, but FOOD. As a general rule, if you are below 200lbs and craving food of some sort all the time, rethink your diet. It's better to lose weight slowly and consistently than lose a shitload and then rebound.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: pollo on August 04, 2010, 10:33:19 AM
Nah, i just crave it because I don't get enough fiber in my diet.

When I get 0 gms of fiber in my diet my shits get real bloody -- so I always have almonds and dark chocolate around to counteract it.

I try to get at least 10 gms. But it's hard because so many foods have so little fiber in them.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on August 04, 2010, 07:46:54 PM
I can't see how almonds and dark chocolate are going to help with that, mate. Eat some broccoli if you need fiber!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: pollo on August 04, 2010, 08:54:32 PM
3 gms of fiber in 1 serving of almods
3 gms of fiber in 1 serving of dark chocolate
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on August 04, 2010, 11:13:35 PM
3 grams out of what, a 28 gram serving?

By that logic, I guess you can justify eating pizza if it has salami as a topping and you are short of protein. Almonds and dark chocolate are both fine in moderation, but they are not smart choices if you need fiber when you consider how much fat and potentially sugar you are also taking in. You run the risk of going way over your calorie budget in the interest of getting a few grams of fiber. You have no such risk with broccoli.

I guess if you just can't stand to eat the vegetables which anybody who has ever eaten will tell you fix your dumps PDQ, go for it.

I say: Eat the goddamn vegetables, your ass will thank me for it!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: BlackMage on August 04, 2010, 11:22:56 PM
maaan.. old age is upon me. I've always been in ok shape most of my life, but lately i've been growing quite the belly. I think i need to incorporate more cardio in my daily routine.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on August 04, 2010, 11:33:29 PM
Sort out your diet first, assuming you haven't already.

Burning more calories so that you can eat more calories is counter-productive and just wears you out, and leaves you hungry. Most people haven't the willpower to actually consistently eat less when doing a lot of cardio. Maybe you're different, but the odds are that you're not.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: BlackMage on August 05, 2010, 07:55:12 PM
Sort out your diet first, assuming you haven't already.

Burning more calories so that you can eat more calories is counter-productive and just wears you out, and leaves you hungry. Most people haven't the willpower to actually consistently eat less when doing a lot of cardio. Maybe you're different, but the odds are that you're not.

*eats his fries* So far I've dont a lot of talkiing.. but mmmm ^__________^
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on August 05, 2010, 10:17:16 PM
well, have fun on the treadmill. or getting fatter.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on August 06, 2010, 10:17:04 AM
2nd day of paleo done.  fuuuuuu  kicking carbs is a bitch.  especially my tortillas and beans :(
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: BlackMage on August 06, 2010, 08:13:22 PM
i use to drink 1-2 beers a day now I quit cold turkey.. ill miss my newcastles  :'(
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on August 07, 2010, 02:13:29 AM
2nd day of paleo done.  fuuuuuu  kicking carbs is a bitch.  especially my tortillas and beans :(

Congrats! Just eat more in the short term if you're really struggling. Then at least you don't have to deal with hunger pangs, on top of the phantom cravings.

I went to a Mexican place with friends the other night and ordered beef fajitas with "no tortillas". Everyone lolled as the waitress ran off to check if they had no tortillas. I just spooned all the toppings on top of the beef, it was awesome. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on August 23, 2010, 08:12:03 PM
In case Rob Thomas needs a little motivation. I have no idea how anyone could find it hard to eat stuff like this every day :D

Grass-fed steak with garlic + white wine reduction, stir-fried broccoli and zucchini, avocado with salt and lemon juice.

(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4119/4920166552_c4894cba79_z.jpg)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Van Cruncheon on August 23, 2010, 10:45:51 PM
:drool

my protein shake failed to satisfy :'(
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on August 24, 2010, 12:59:03 PM
In case Rob Thomas needs a little motivation. I have no idea how anyone could find it hard to eat stuff like this every day :D

Grass-fed steak with garlic + white wine reduction, stir-fried broccoli and zucchini, avocado with salt and lemon juice.

(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4119/4920166552_c4894cba79_z.jpg)
Goddamn.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on August 25, 2010, 12:47:31 AM
Quote
i use to drink 1-2 beers a day now I quit cold turkey..

I'm at 4 weeks 2 days, I've had 1 diet beer and 2 glasses of wine in that time.

<thud>

.... and that is the sound of Cormacaroni's jaw slamming onto his living room floor. 1 beer/2 wines would usually, under normal circumstances, be known as "breakfast"

Are you ready to put your head in the oven yet or what?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on August 25, 2010, 07:05:18 AM
Diet regime change? No side of garlic bread with the pizzas?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on August 26, 2010, 01:37:11 AM
Came up with a simple little workout today, if anyone cares to give it a shot. All you need is a squat rack - no need to run around the gym, hogging various bits of equipment like with many Crossfit workouts.

3 rounds for time of:

20 burpees, ending with a jump up to touch the top of squat rack (just to keep you honest)
5 x 70kg back squats

(that's about my bodyweight, you can of course go heavier. The aim is to go light enough for unbroken sets or close to it, but it should still be tough enough to leave you hurtin' on the burpees). Use a stopwatch and go as fast as possible!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on August 26, 2010, 01:39:42 PM
the squats should be no problem.  that's about 155 lbs right?  but the burpees will probably destroy me.  fuck.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on August 26, 2010, 09:59:06 PM
it's the combo, really. I had no probs with the first rd, but from the 2nd round on, it got tough. The last round was pretty brutal.

But this is waaaaay more do-able than the average workout on crossfit.com. Which is why I put it up here. Normal people can do something like this productively. If not, just do less reps with less weight. You might be surprised at how little weight you can handle when you're already tired. I have a good feel for what I can do in various circumstances by now, and it's a lot less than I can do fresh (3 sets of 125kg for 5)

Another one I did with burpees recently:

7 rounds of:
5 deadlifts at 100kg
7 burpees
10 box-jumps

The box-jumps are pretty easy to do at that very low number of reps but it's amazing how they get the heart racing after the deadlifts and burpees.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on August 27, 2010, 12:01:09 PM
I talked to my friend about it and he's pretty interested in trying it out.  I think we're going to try it on Thursday.  I'll report back.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Brehvolution on September 09, 2010, 03:33:07 PM
Spencer is back! Crazy tattoo.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on September 10, 2010, 09:56:20 AM
 :o spencer!

A friend gave me a free copy of those insanity workout dvd's.  I haven't checked them out yet but I'm going more for strength gains so I doubt I'll ever really take a look at it.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on September 14, 2010, 12:08:41 AM
I still have to lol when people set up their MacBook Pros with the DVDs in the squat rack though. It can't be THAT hard to remember what to do, can it?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on September 14, 2010, 10:17:08 AM
I dunno.  I have a body who's pretty damn competent about lifting and he still can't seem to get it right.  It drives me insane.  I recorded videos to show him and he just won't do it.  I keep taking down the weight but maybe he's just not flexible?  He gets to parallel sometimes, but 90% of the time he only goes to like half to parallel.  It's driving me insane.  I don't know how to explain it to him any clearer.  And I can tell he's really trying.  He's down to like 105 and still can't.  That should be fucking cake for him.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on September 15, 2010, 07:25:36 PM
I dunno.  I have a body who's pretty damn competent about lifting and he still can't seem to get it right.  It drives me insane.  I recorded videos to show him and he just won't do it.  I keep taking down the weight but maybe he's just not flexible?  He gets to parallel sometimes, but 90% of the time he only goes to like half to parallel.  It's driving me insane.  I don't know how to explain it to him any clearer.  And I can tell he's really trying.  He's down to like 105 and still can't.  That should be fucking cake for him.

I'm thinking of the people doing P90x at my gym who literally play the whole 1hr long DVD while working out, so that they know what exercise to do next. Nothing to do with technique. Your friend needs to do more air squats - make him touch his ass to a medicine ball or something at the right height if necessary. A few thousand of those with good form will set him right.(not all at once, obviously...)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on September 16, 2010, 11:48:55 PM
picturing Kosma leaping out of a teenage girl's bedroom and bounding 10 miles across the bogs, shirt-tails flapping, with furious pitchfork-wielding farmers in hot pursuit
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on September 17, 2010, 10:04:24 AM
I dunno.  I have a body who's pretty damn competent about lifting and he still can't seem to get it right.  It drives me insane.  I recorded videos to show him and he just won't do it.  I keep taking down the weight but maybe he's just not flexible?  He gets to parallel sometimes, but 90% of the time he only goes to like half to parallel.  It's driving me insane.  I don't know how to explain it to him any clearer.  And I can tell he's really trying.  He's down to like 105 and still can't.  That should be fucking cake for him.

I'm thinking of the people doing P90x at my gym who literally play the whole 1hr long DVD while working out, so that they know what exercise to do next. Nothing to do with technique. Your friend needs to do more air squats - make him touch his ass to a medicine ball or something at the right height if necessary. A few thousand of those with good form will set him right.(not all at once, obviously...)
Thanks.  I asked him to do this yesterday and yeah, it's struggle for him to get down parallel even without weight.  He's spent years working on upper body, but neglected lower body.  He's just so damn gung-ho to get weight up there.  Everyday I see him trying to jump ahead and I have to talk him out of it.  low weight with good form over high weight with bad form.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on September 17, 2010, 11:15:30 PM
Well, he can jump ahead if he wants but he'll hit the wall pretty quick, since he'll be using the wrong parts of his body to squat with as soon as it gets heavy. Tell him the best thing he can do right now in order to get stronger is to increase his flexibility.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on September 26, 2010, 12:47:04 PM
Are people still doing this weightlifting thing?  I was wondering how Willco was doing with his weight loss.

Today is the first day since my injury that I've taken eating and lifting seriously again.  I've gained 8 pounds and generally feel sluggish.  It's amazing how just a couple of weeks off can change a lot.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on September 27, 2010, 10:26:45 AM
I still am.  I'm on week 6 of this cycle and week 15 of my workout total.  Feels damn good.   8)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Boogie on September 28, 2010, 09:09:21 PM
I've been changing up my routine  from a Starting Strength-esque one to more circuit training-based over the past month.

One of the routines I've worked into it is this old Randy Couture routine that has been online for years:

[youtube=560,345]SRpPHlDUC0Y[/youtube]

I've been using 15lbs on each side, now 20lbs.  It seems that it would be stupidly easy, such a small weight after all.  But once I've done 3-4 rounds of it, it is totally kicking my ass.  I add a set of a sort of continuous clean and jerk at the end of the routine (after all this time, I'm still not familiar with proper terminology, shows how ad hoc much of my workouts are  :lol)

edit:  try to overlook the man-love the interviewer is giving Randy at the beginning.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on September 29, 2010, 10:35:11 AM
ugh, Boogie.

I can see that being a killer after a while but almost all those movements are very limited in range of motion. The squat! oh god, my eyes. And the lunge! Doing shrugs instead of cleans! My eeyyyyeeeeees

Try this next time if you feel like a change. In the same vein, but with actual real lifts. And featuring my man Freddy Camacho on the left!

[youtube=560,345]yT-2wsxbFF4&feature=related[/youtube]
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 29, 2010, 01:37:51 PM
i would totally hit myself in the head repeatedly doing that :'(
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on September 29, 2010, 08:07:50 PM
I still am.  I'm on week 6 of this cycle and week 15 of my workout total.  Feels damn good.   8)

Awesome.  I've felt a lot better just from the past couple of days of working out.  Forgot how good it felt almost.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on September 29, 2010, 09:28:49 PM
i took a week off 6 weeks ago and i hated it  all i wanted to do was lift  and my  spirit was gone when i did go back. im addicted :(

friday ill have my friend at 200 on bench press. he started out struggling with 130.  two and a half months and a 70 lb max 5x5 gain.  not bad id say
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on September 30, 2010, 12:27:23 AM
i would totally hit myself in the head repeatedly doing that :'(

I have bashed myself on the chin on the way up more than once - nothing teaches good form faster! This is why you learn to lift with a dowel rather than a heavy barbell.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on September 30, 2010, 12:30:11 AM
i took a week off 6 weeks ago and i hated it  all i wanted to do was lift  and my  spirit was gone when i did go back. im addicted :(

friday ill have my friend at 200 on bench press. he started out struggling with 130.  two and a half months and a 70 lb max 5x5 gain.  not bad id say

Is this the same dude that's struggling with the squat depth? Sounds like he's doing fine! I forgot to mention back then but it's kinda obvious anyway - he can still lift really heavy and get serious hormonal action going with the deadlift, rather than the squat. Pretty much ANYONE can deadlift with the full range of motion (regardless of form quality).
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on September 30, 2010, 09:27:19 AM
yeah it's the same dude.  he's doing deadlift too.  he's doing a lot better on them as well.  but he's made a ton of progress since we started.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on September 30, 2010, 10:13:01 PM
People tend to do that, once they stop doing silly bullshit!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mr. Gundam on October 01, 2010, 03:39:33 PM
The basement renovation got the in the way of running... I haven't ran since mid-July. Luckily buildin' thangs is hard physical work.

I need to get back on the wagon.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on October 01, 2010, 06:43:25 PM
man it felt good to do 5 sets of 8 on bench at 200.  it was a goal i set a while back it felt great to reach it. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on October 10, 2010, 11:13:58 AM
I added chorizo to my morning eggs.  Now it is Omega 3 eggs, white onion, mushroom, and chorizo.

I'm pretty much orgasming in the corner as I'm typing this.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Boogie on October 11, 2010, 12:47:27 AM
I hit 184 lbs on the scales on Friday, the lowest (and most visibly cut) I've been in a year.

Unfortunately, this weekend is Canadian Thanksgiving, so all of that loss in weight has doutblessly gone to shit in the past 48 hours.  :lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Fresh Prince on October 20, 2010, 03:26:53 AM
http://www.theage.com.au/lifestyle/wellbeing/stone-age-carb-loading-20101020-16tac.html

Quote
Many researchers had assumed people living in Europe thousands of years ago ate mainly meat because of bones left behind, and little evidence of plant food.

Now, new findings indicate grains were part of the diet at ancient sites in Italy, Russia and the Czech Republic, researchers report in Tuesday's edition of Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences.
Interesting :spin
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: brawndolicious on October 20, 2010, 07:48:39 AM
well paleo is a wide range.

TBH, it makes sense.  You'd want easy energy when you're just hunting and gathering so it could be that that's how they developed a taste for carbs.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on October 20, 2010, 10:12:45 AM
I had to bail on a final rep of 205 last night (maintaining while I rest).  I thought I had it, and I got like 3/4 of the way up and bam, it came back down.  I had my phone right next to me because I have a buddy that lives nearby and i always assumed I could just deal with it for a few minutes while he comes to help me out.  I ended up just rolling it down because I knew i couldn't last too long with it on my chest.  That was fucking BS.  Ugh.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on October 20, 2010, 09:22:59 PM
Solo benching at home is so fucking dumb, Mups. Don't do it.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on October 22, 2010, 09:33:05 AM
jeez, your taxi bill must have been heyoooge DC.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on October 22, 2010, 10:03:52 AM
Solo benching at home is so fucking dumb, Mups. Don't do it.
I hardly ever do.  Only when my friend isn't able to lift with me.  and when I do I always take it easy.  Last night, I was able to bench 235 (all my weight at home actually) though.  :)  Really awesome feeling for me.  I've also got a video of it if anyone's interested.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on October 22, 2010, 01:39:39 PM
You realize that people die all the time from benching solo, right? If you need to lift that badly when no-one else is around, do something that won't kill you...like any other goddamn lift! ;)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on October 22, 2010, 01:53:02 PM
it'd be a manly way to die :usa

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I actually didn't know that :( :lol
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Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on October 23, 2010, 08:03:34 PM
it'd be a manly way to die :usa

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I actually didn't know that :( :lol
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In that case: also leave the collars off, so you can at least slide the weight off the bar if you get stuck. Better to fuck up your floor than snap your neck or crush your windpipe.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on October 26, 2010, 08:00:40 PM
wow, congrats!  :bow2

That sounds pretty brutal for a 1st attempt. I'd never recommend anyone try that much volume unless they were in decent shape already, but I guess you are. They're called 'burpees' btw ;)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on October 27, 2010, 10:11:05 AM
I started doing standing military press last night (is that what's it's called?  I'm not even sure to be honest).  I've been doing seated and got up to 200 lbs that way.  But I wanted to up the difficulty and started doing standing.  Man, it feels so much better when I'm done.

Also, I got a friend who is always talking about lifting weights now.  But he won't listen to any advice.  He doesn't get info from anywhere either.  He just keeps doing his own thing and doesn't care.  He was telling me about his routine and how he does squats and leg press on the same day.  He does like 230 lbs in squats but can't go ass to grass or even parallel so to make up for it he's doing leg presses.  I tried explaining that doing that isn't helping his balance, etc and he won't listen.  I think he's only interested in throwing out big numbers.   :-\
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on October 27, 2010, 12:23:22 PM
Shoulder press is the most common in my circles but yeah, there are a billion names - strict press, military press etc.

Let your idiot friend get injured, then maybe you can talk some sense into him. That, or demonstrate your superior strength in the time-honored EB fashion (no lube)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on October 27, 2010, 12:35:51 PM
 :lol :lol

My wife's friend's husband is a big shit talker.  I tried talking weights with him but everything I said he just tried to one-up me.  I just tried getting info on his routine, etc.  But all he could say when I asked a question was "How much did you say you benched?  Yeah I do like that.  But not just once.  I do it sometimes"  Such a douchebag.  Obviously had no idea what he was talking about and wasn't a serious lifter.  But he always insists on working out with us.  So I posted a video on his wife's Facebook of me benching 235 and saying "Tell Ricky to come lift with us.  But tell him he can only come if he can lift 235.  k????"  Didn't hear anything back :smug
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on October 27, 2010, 03:00:54 PM
 ::) Okay.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on October 28, 2010, 03:21:54 AM
Sorry Business, you can only respond to Mups if you can bench 235.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on October 28, 2010, 10:39:27 AM
Ricky :smug
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Nintendosbooger on October 30, 2010, 01:18:04 PM
Mup,

Have you incorporated weighted dips to your workout? I've started doing them on the advice of a former Mr. Jersey who attends my gym, and my bench press improved as a result. As for lifting without a spot, I do it all the time, just don't put the collars on the bar as a precaution in the event you need to seesaw the plates off. You only need them if your form/balance is terrible or if you're dealing with a bunch of 2.5 and 5 lb plates. At 235, you're only dealing with two 5-pounders, the other four 45 plates won't slide off in the middle of your set.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on November 09, 2010, 04:56:05 PM
i've been a fat black man all my life and i'd like to change that, my mom is making me do the weight watchers diet but it seems like bullshit because i'm eating all the same shit I used to, just in lower portions, which makes me wonder how in the hell you're supposed to lose weight that way. I was wondering if you guys could give me some tips on like some exercises to speed up the process that don't require equipment because I don't have any and don't have a car or a gym in town.

thanks babies.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: brawndolicious on November 09, 2010, 05:40:09 PM
Well if you eat too much of anything, you'll store it as fat so yeah it makes sense that if you've been fat all your life that lower portion sizes should be your primary focus.

As far as weight loss exercises, the only real way to burn that much energy is to do cardio.  Running, biking, and so on.  But most of your weight loss should be happening because of the diet changes.  Lifting weights or other things that require equipment is mainly for building up muscle mass, those exercises aren't designed for burning the most calories per hour.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Boogie on November 09, 2010, 06:34:29 PM
Bullshit, nintenho.  Everyone knows the best way to lose stomach fat is to do crunches.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on November 09, 2010, 06:51:52 PM
:lol

While what nintenho has said is true, I'd still suggest doing things like pushups, situps (as Cormac has said, real situps, not crunches or anything holding your feet down) and stuff.  Basic exercises that were taught to you in gym class.  Building up a small amount of muscle mass will help you define yourself while you lose the fat and it will also speed up the loss of fat.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: brawndolicious on November 09, 2010, 06:55:34 PM
I don't think I ever really pushed that argument all that hard.  What I did notice for myself, and I've never been fat in my life, is that your stomach looks less flabby if you do the crunches and stuff, but it probably hasn't got anything to do with actually losing the fat as much as just having a more toned belly.

I have no idea how your metabolism feels when you go on a massive weight loss diet but I have heard that it's best to take it slow and not try to do anything to speed up the process once you've got a good diet and exercise schedule.  If you're knees can't support too much running, a bike is obviously a great solution and I've heard some people only do cardio exercises before breakfast so as to burn the most fat rather than glycogen (which gets used up overnight) so you could try that if you have the time.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on November 09, 2010, 07:01:03 PM
Maybe, but I was trying to give him something outside of the regular.  He said no equipment so I ditched the bike and I'm sure he's thought about running.  But the weight watchers diet isn't extreme enough that he can't do some sort of calisthenics for toning and calorie burning.  Weight watchers it pure calorie counting without any thought about what is actually going into your body.  Putting it bluntly, it sucks.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on November 09, 2010, 08:04:11 PM
Yeah I think it sucks too, it's based off this weird point system. There's no guide to telling you what you should eat and shouldn't. It's gay.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: brawndolicious on November 09, 2010, 08:18:44 PM
What do you normally eat?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on November 09, 2010, 08:20:17 PM
I dunno, it changes every day, chicken and pasta and shit.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on November 09, 2010, 08:28:02 PM
Hey, it's someone else who thinks none of the other 41 pages of advice apply to him. Either that or he can't read. With Methodis, either theory seems equally valid.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on November 09, 2010, 08:28:50 PM
Or you know, I can't search the fourms because i'm a leper, so I have to post a new reply.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on November 09, 2010, 09:04:19 PM
go to page 1 and read, leper. Suffer for your sins.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: brawndolicious on November 09, 2010, 11:47:12 PM
I dunno, it changes every day, chicken and pasta and shit.
That sounds reasonable.  One thing you should make sure of is that your diet provides enough calories to satisfy your basal metabolic rate

Here's one calculator:

http://health.discovery.com/centers/heart/basal/basal.html

It gives you a very general minimum number of calories you'll need in order to not make your body go into starvation mode and hoard fat.  That number is not taking into account physical activity though, it's the minimum if you're sleeping and not digesting anything.  Also, calorie counting might not seem useful but you probably will end up with a leptin imbalance after losing a significant amount of fat, that imbalance would make you feel hungrier than you should be so keeping in mind the calories in everything would be valuable.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Groogrux on November 10, 2010, 03:35:16 AM
Alright, I'm going to jump back in.  At the sake of Cormac's wrath, here is me since the last time I was really active in this thread.

I quit exercising and dieting all together.  Gained all of my weight back in those few months.  Became a classic example of the yo-yo effect of dieting and exercise.

Had a wake-up call a month ago when I stepped up on a scale at work.  Decided to start changing the next day.  A local chiropracter opened a gym in town (first one we've had) and I decided to check it out.  I won't lie that I was more attracted because of a discount I get for being a public servant/first responder.

The gym has two treadmills, two ellipticals, one recumbent bike, one upright bike, a Smith machine, a bench machine, a Roman Chair, a bicep/tricep curl machine, a lat pull-down/row bar machine, a leg curl/extension machine, a barbell, dumbells, two benches, and some stretch bands.  Yeah, it's a pretty small place, but I'll take what I can get for the price I pay and the distance I drive.

My most regular routine is as follows.  I get to go about 3x a week right now.  I want to increase that, but I'm not able to with mine and wife's work schedules.  Day 1 is Arms.  Day 2 is Legs.  Day 3 is Chest and Back.  I'm also doing 40 situps on the Roman chair and 30-40 mins cardio on the treadmill every day I go.  (I'll be happy to post a more in-depth current routine if you want.)

Here are the questions I want to ask:
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on November 10, 2010, 10:38:51 AM
Uhhhh  avoid the machines first off.  avoid avoid avoid avoid. 

1.  do more compound exercises and less isolation.  squats, pushups, bench press, pullups (negatives or assisted if you have to), deadlift.
2.  If you're primarily wanting to lose weight, you should be focused on your diet first and foremost.  A good diet will give you weight loss.  For the time being, I'd say a good diet, 70% cardio and 30% compound exercises (any of the ones listed above depending on what you want to work; squat and deadlift being the most important)
3.  People like different things and weight loss will follow cardio.  Do whichever one you find more enjoyable.  Do HIIT if you wanna get it over with and you enjoy something with more bursts or energy or go more slow paced for a longer amount of time if you get burnt out doing HIIT.  From everything I've seen, HIIT is more effective but personally, I hate it.  I can't stand it.  I'd rather run for an hour than run my heart out for 20 minutes.  I find long distance running enjoyable while HIIT is just a pain in the ass.
4.  Home cardio without a machine?  Go run outside IMO.  Do some jumping jacks or get a jump rope as well.
5.  Whatever works for you on a personal level.  Throw that shit out if you can't resists in the meantime.  Do what you have to do.  No one knows your limits better than you. 

Now also, be careful.  Don't overdo it.  Start slow and build up.  Don't burn yourself out because you're trying something that's too difficult too quickly.  That's what causes the yo-yo effect.  Make changes in your lifestyle that you can live with.  Don't do crash or fad diets because those pretty much encourage a yo-yo effect.  Just eat healthy and for God's sake, don't fucking starve yourself.  You can eat a lot of good food.  Don't hurt yourself with weights either.  If you're beginning it's going to be hard and most likely, you'll think you can do more than you actually can.  Starting low doesn't mean you're weak, it means you're smart.  As you begin to lose weight and you get accustomed to your diet, lose some cardio and do more weight training.  When that time comes around, come back here to ask for more advice on weight training. 

I'd start with a simple 5 sets of 5 for weights with two warm up sets.  When you get to weight you can't do 5x5 of, try to get it 3 times and if you still can't, drop 10% and work your way back up.

If you're in the gym 3 days a week I'd suggest 5x5 squats, 5x5 deadlift, 3 sets of pushups until point of failure to begin with.  That should become really easy really quickly and start adding other stuff in as you get more comfortable later.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on November 10, 2010, 08:49:03 PM
Well said, Mups.

Also, don't eat from taco trucks :lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on November 10, 2010, 08:57:39 PM
agreed :'(
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on November 10, 2010, 11:18:58 PM
Thank you for all the advice. If eel great not eating a million things.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on November 11, 2010, 07:51:24 AM
Why the fuck is am nintenho posting again in this thread?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on November 11, 2010, 09:14:50 AM
Thank you for all the advice. If eel great not eating a million things.
it's amazing how good it feels when you realize you've been overeating.  it took me a really long time.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Groogrux on November 11, 2010, 02:21:17 PM
Did something this morning that I've not done in a while.  I got up early and went to the gym.  Most of the time I just go after work or right before it.  It felt pretty good to be up that early too. 

I decided to put more focus on my cardio, starting today.  I started out by going straight to the treadmill when I got there.  I suppose that I didn't stretch well enough before getting on though, so I could only stand about 18 minutes before having to take a break. 

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Mups, I appreciated the advice you gave me.  I can't say that I'm avoiding the machines all-together.  But I am being less focused on them.  I don't know your feelings about the Smith machine, but I don't think it's such a bad deal.  It really helped me with my benches today.  I don't view it as a machine as much as I do a safer way to use those kinds of weights without a spotter.

I was able to jump on a bike after doing some weights and using the Roman chair for some situps.  (I really like that thing, BTW.)  I only lasted 8 minutes on the bike because I was still slightly sore from the treadmill.  I didn't hurt myself or anything, but I was just stupid from not stretching properly before I got in there to begin with.

I felt so good when I got home that the wife and I played Just Dance 2 for the Wii and burned a few extra calories!

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Groogrux on November 11, 2010, 02:24:43 PM
Don't be mad for the double post.  But I had another question to ask:

Does anyone here use any weight-loss supplements?  I know it's kind of a contraversial topic, and I'm sure I'll be frowned upon by the fitness gods.  I've tried Adipex in the past and didn't really care for it.  I've also used Stackers but realized they were just caffeine in a capsule.  Right now I'm taking Zantrex, but I'm not sure how I feel about it.  It says that it is a fat burner, but the only time I notice it doing anything is when it's giving me an energy boost, like the Stackers did.

Ideas?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on November 11, 2010, 02:48:04 PM
ok I'm on my phone right now so i can't elaborate much and hopefully cormac will jump in before i get home but the smith machines are terrible dude.  you're not accomplishing much if anything on them except wasting your time.  they limit your range of motion so terribly that they're barely effective.  ill come back with more info later. but do a quick Google if you have time.

also, no experience with supplements outside of creatine and fish oil
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Rman on November 12, 2010, 02:10:21 PM
Has anyone here tried Martin Berkham's Lean Gains approach?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on November 12, 2010, 02:16:58 PM
oh shit, forgot to get back to andrwfields.  anyways, here you go man...

http://www.bing.com/search?FORM=IEFM1&q=smith+machine+why+is+it+bad

That should be enough.  Seriously.  They're terrible and can actually hurt you on certain exercises because of the limited range of motion.  Not to mention, it basically comes down to wasting your time.  The physical benefit from these machines is little to none.  It's an ego boost for people who are either too scared to get on real machines or who would rather be able to throw out big numbers.  Avoid if you're serious about making the most out of your workout.

Edit:
What I was trying to say (stolen from another forum):
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You do not work your stabilizers and muscles in a real range of motion over all 3 planes of motion. Machines are bad....unless you want sub par athletic performance and increased risk of injury due to muscle imbalances and weaknesses. People do squats on a smith because they can't do them free form...so instead of working on their weakness, they make the exercise easier. Short cuts in fitness...will lead to short cuts in sub-par results.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Skidmark on November 18, 2010, 04:53:51 PM
I just got myself a new gym, I bought it for a very good price from my sisters husband who moved out of the country, about $250.
I have just finished unpacking it and putting all the parts together, haven't tried it yet.
(http://imgur.com/4JJ4T.jpg)
The one to the left is used for training the legs, I believe. The one to the right is a bench press which also allows you to adjust the angle at which the back support is set at, attached to it is also some sort of device to train the legs as well. I also have 2 dumbbells, a lifting bar and about 150 kg in weights.
I think this will be enough for me to train all the different body parts, I am just not sure if I remember all the different exercises that I can do with what I have.
Is there any website that lists the different exercises and their variations categorically by muscle group? preferably with some sort of animations or videos?
I will also be happy with taking exercise recommendations from you guys who check this thread frequently.
I also forgot to mention that I am a hard gainer, so should I eat 3 huge meals a day? or shall I make them 5 smaller once instead? Is it ok to have protein shakes with breakfast?
Yeah, I also forgot to mention my goal, I just want to a gain a couple of kilos by summer so I don't look like a coat hanger when I am wearing my t-shirts. Thanks in advance.

Edit: just found this:
http://www.bodybuilding.com/exercises/
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on November 23, 2010, 02:16:52 AM
I've been working out pretty hard in the last 3 months.  I've kinda let myself go in the last 2 years.  I'm 5'10 with a wide frame so at my normal weight of 175 to 180, I looked quite lean.  But I've been at 200 for most of the last two years and got bloated up to 210 right before I began the workout routine.  Part of the weight gain was due to spraining an ankle during basketball which made me stopped exercising for a long time.  The other reason is that my metabolism has just slowed down with age.  I used to have a really high metabolism so I could hit 3000 to 3500 calories of junk without getting fat but now the carbs and fats pile on really quickly.   :(

Anyways, I decided that I was going to have work much harder than before to get into shape.  I wanted to make one last good attempt at dunking on a regulation hoop before my joints get too old.  Another goal was to gain more upper body strength.  People on the court often comment that I'm really strong but most of the strength are just from my back and lower body.  My bench has always been pretty weak at about 10 reps at 135 with a lot of strain.  My deadlift and squat were pretty good though as I have a naturally wide back and thick legs. 

My plan has gone relatively well, I'm down to about 195.  My waist is actually about the same as it was at 180 so I've gained quite a bit of muscle. 

After three months, here are my approximate numbers at 3 x 10 reps with 60 second rest, previous best in brackets:


Flat Bench 175 (135)

Military Bench 100 (65)

EZ bar curl 80 (50)

Deadlift 255 (215)

Squat 265 (265)  Not much improvement in squat because my left knee joint gets inflamed whenever I push it too hard. 



Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Rman on November 23, 2010, 08:46:08 PM
Oh snap! The Doctor is back!

Try chinup/pull ups for upper body strength.  You can also get a weight belt to add more resistance.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on November 23, 2010, 09:07:56 PM
3x10 reps is a weird scheme to base a whole strength and conditioning regime on. It's too many reps for strength, but too much rest for conditioning. I'd do something like that occasionally, for sure, but not all the time. Is that how you typically work out, or is that just what you're using as a benchmark?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Groogrux on November 23, 2010, 09:26:36 PM
Went online to the GNC store just to take a closer look at some of their products last night around 11pm.  When I got there I noticed they were having one of their 1-day sales, and yesterday's sale was on their vitamin packs.  I got the GNC Mega Men Sport (http://www.gnc.com/product/index.jsp?productId=4193179&cp=3593185.4046440.4039829) pack. 

I know a few people that take these, and they say the benefits are amazing.  Not to mention the fact that it's got a multivitamin in there to help me out for generalized health.  The guy from the GNC store that I went to last week told me that I should be at least taking a multivitamin with fish oil.  He said they were necessary for the body anyway and I would need them if I wanted to have good results with a themogenic (weight loss supplement).
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on November 23, 2010, 09:53:51 PM
You don't need multivitamins if you eat real food. Fish oil is good but you know...eat real fish.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on November 23, 2010, 10:08:43 PM
I hate fish so I take fish oil and it really helps with recovery.  I took some vitamins for a while but I didn't see any difference.  But my problem is generally getting too many calories since I love to eat so it shouldn't come as a surprise.  By the way, GNC guys are generally full of shit and if they think you don't know what you're talking about they'll BS you and try to sell you all sorts of shit.  I just do my research online and go buy what I need.  And I usually ignore whatever advice they give me "take this, man.  it's amazing"  no thanks.  It's not that I don't think a lot of the shit they recommend works in some fashion.  But I'm sure it has downsides and I can get whatever it's got naturally elsewhere. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Groogrux on November 23, 2010, 10:33:09 PM
You don't need multivitamins if you eat real food. Fish oil is good but you know...eat real fish.

For someone like me to get the proper vitamins that they need, I would need access to a supermarket with a decent variety of fresh foods (organic would probably help out a lot as well).  What I have in my town is a Save-A-Lot.  Their fruits and veggies section consists of salad packs, tomatoes, cucumbers, and some sliced-up peppers.  They don't sell fresh fish.  All of their stuff is sent in to them.  It's not to be said that all of the vitamins and nutrients a body needs couldn't be found there, but they'd have to sort through so much other shit to get it first.

I work with a nutritionist at the hospital, and she was the one that told me to take a multivitamin.  She said the only other option was driving to the next town and shopping at their groceries.  The next closest town is a 30 minute drive + a 15 minute drive to get to the store itself.  This was the reason I didn't get a gym membership there either.

Poor people is as poor people can do.

I hate fish so I take fish oil and it really helps with recovery.  I took some vitamins for a while but I didn't see any difference.  But my problem is generally getting too many calories since I love to eat so it shouldn't come as a surprise.  By the way, GNC guys are generally full of shit and if they think you don't know what you're talking about they'll BS you and try to sell you all sorts of shit.  I just do my research online and go buy what I need.  And I usually ignore whatever advice they give me "take this, man.  it's amazing"  no thanks.  It's not that I don't think a lot of the shit they recommend works in some fashion.  But I'm sure it has downsides and I can get whatever it's got naturally elsewhere. 

Yeah, I figured out a long time ago that the GNC guys were doing what every other salesperson is trying to do (sell their shit, and pretend it's all good).  I came in looking for the multivitamins, he suggested the fish oil and the thermogenics.  I told him I already had Flaxseed oil, and he tried to make it out like flaxseed wasn't good for you.  When I pointed out that the stuff being put in the capsule was the same as the fish oil, just from a different source, he shut down on that point.  He really wanted me to buy their fish oil. 

I got to looking at the thermogenic that he wanted me to buy today.  All it is is stuff that is already in the multivitamin that I'm going to be taking, and 100mg of caffeine!  Fuck that.  I'll drink a cup or two of black coffee before I go to the gym.

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For reference, a 12oz Mountain Dew has 55mg of caffeine in it.  The recommended dose for the thermogenic I was looking at is 3x capsules daily. (2 in the AM, 1 in the PM)
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Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on November 23, 2010, 10:50:02 PM
Well, you will make poor progress, if any. If a 45 minute drive to get good food for you and your family is too much, I don't really know what to say.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: brawndolicious on November 23, 2010, 11:03:56 PM
You don't need multivitamins if you eat real food. Fish oil is good but you know...eat real fish.

For someone like me to get the proper vitamins that they need, I would need access to a supermarket with a decent variety of fresh foods (organic would probably help out a lot as well).  What I have in my town is a Save-A-Lot.  Their fruits and veggies section consists of salad packs, tomatoes, cucumbers, and some sliced-up peppers.  They don't sell fresh fish.  All of their stuff is sent in to them.  It's not to be said that all of the vitamins and nutrients a body needs couldn't be found there, but they'd have to sort through so much other shit to get it first.

I work with a nutritionist at the hospital, and she was the one that told me to take a multivitamin.  She said the only other option was driving to the next town and shopping at their groceries.  The next closest town is a 30 minute drive + a 15 minute drive to get to the store itself.  This was the reason I didn't get a gym membership there either.

Poor people is as poor people can do.
You should try to get a balanced diet if you can but I wouldn't spring for the organics, it doesn't actually have more nutrients.  Obviously vitamin deficiencies lead to a lot of problems but is there any specific reason for that nutritionist to think you needed more vitamins?  When it comes to people in GNC or whatever, don't trust anything they say.  They just want to you to spend money and believe it or not, a vitamin manufacturer doesn't need FDA approval for any of the promises they put on the label.  It's a bullshit industry..
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Rman on November 24, 2010, 12:57:02 AM
I only take Carlson's fish oil as a supplement.  More for Omega 6/Omega 3 balance, since I dine out quite a bit.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: duckman2000 on November 28, 2010, 07:33:51 PM
Deep snow trekking is some hell of a work-out
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mr. Gundam on December 01, 2010, 01:48:31 PM
Signed up for the Rock n Roll Seattle Half Marathon the other day. It's not until June, but it's good incentive to keep running in the winter.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: WrikaWrek on December 02, 2010, 09:40:32 AM
Got really out of shape.

Haven't done anything these last 4 months, i lost a lot of what i had built...only thing i do regularly is play football, but all that does is keep my cardio in check.

So lazy....i feel ashamed right now. Now i actually feel fat, i think i'm in worse shape than i was before i started working out...

Anyway, gonna be taking this seriously from today on. Gonna be posting pics of the transformation. A lot has been written in this thread, and i gotta thank Cormac for all the great info.

I'll detail the workouts in the future, my goal is to reach around May with a figure i'm proud of... Anyway, this is me as of last week i guess:

(http://www.abload.de/img/2010-11-2410.39.27phjm.jpg) (http://www.abload.de/img/2010-11-2410.39.36xeup.jpg)


 :-\ :'( :-\ :'( :-\

First steps: Back to a diet where carbs come 90% of the time from Veggies...

And going back to the gym, which i'm about to do right now!

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on December 02, 2010, 09:47:28 AM
I took a straight month or so off.  I didn't lose much from what I can tell.  My max 5x5 is about 5 lbs less than what it was when I stopped.  I just feel less solid.  I got back on it Monday.  I tried getting back on it a few times over the last month but nothing stuck so I'm starting over again completely and I started slow doing just a few exercises and I'm going to keep putting them back on over the next week until I'm back on my routine completely.  Fucking holidays makes it hard.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Rman on December 02, 2010, 08:32:14 PM
This dude went from powerlifting to body weight training exercises with impressive results.  The changes in body composition are ridiculous.

[youtube=560,345]SxR242I-KEg[/youtube]

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on December 02, 2010, 09:07:15 PM
holy shit, a 300lb guy doing L-pullups, that's crazy. I know a Crossfit guy who can do those, plus muscle-ups etc at about 250lbs. Built like a truck, ex-linebacker at Arizona. His DL is around 550lbs too. The guy is an absolute machine but even then, he can't really compete with normal-sized Crossfitters who are almost as strong but smoke him at the conditioning-based stuff. I suspect this guy is similar.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on December 03, 2010, 12:13:01 AM
Wrika - good luck, and have fun. Doesn't look like you have that far to go though! And props for going back and reading the thread. I'm a dick about it, I know, but it's kinda the first test. If you can't be bothered to read what people have already written, there is no way you're actually gonna implement their advice anyway.

I'm being very slack myself but the diet is so dialled in at this point that I'm still losing weight, although probably no-one but myself would notice. It's pissing my workout partner off no end, 'cause he continues to eat shit and try to run it off when I'm not around :lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on December 08, 2010, 12:04:50 AM
3x10 reps is a weird scheme to base a whole strength and conditioning regime on. It's too many reps for strength, but too much rest for conditioning. I'd do something like that occasionally, for sure, but not all the time. Is that how you typically work out, or is that just what you're using as a benchmark?

It's just a test to approximate my maximum lift since max is supposedly around 1.33 times what your 10 rep set is.  I hardly ever lift with someone spotting so that's what I gotta do to see where I'm at.
 
Usually, I have no fixed sets/reps.  I like to mix things up so that my body never gets adjusted to any routine. 

Lately, I've been moving into a cutting phase instead of bulking up.  All the muscle weight I've gained in the upper body actually seems to have a detrimental effect on my vertical leap.  For awhile, doing heavier squats seem to offset the balance but then the vertical started to go downwards again.  I can barely grab rim now from a standstill. 

From now on, I think I'm sticking with lower reps and heavier weights so that I will keep increasing power without gaining weight.  The other goal is to lower the fat percentage.  I've managed to lose 5-7 lbs since the last post but unfortunately muscle mass seems to be lost at a higher rate than fat with cardio + less calories. 

Is there any way to minimize the muscle loss while I'm cutting?

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on December 08, 2010, 03:25:08 AM
Keep lifting heavy! As long as you keep eating enough to lift heavy, but not excessively, you'll see nice body comp changes even if your weight doesn't plummet.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on December 09, 2010, 01:11:18 AM
Have y'all seen this guy? 

He doesn't look that impressive but his performance numbers are well in excess of NFL and NBA players that are in his size range.  Just ridiculous. 

[youtube=560,345]H1-DkxxFxyo[/youtube]
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on December 16, 2010, 04:20:26 PM
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=24943851&postcount=16393

Holy crap this guy is an idiot.  And his follow up response isn't any better.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on December 16, 2010, 06:49:38 PM
Not sure what he expects after a week of doing a few push-ups, yeah.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Boogie on December 16, 2010, 06:54:42 PM
CrushDance has always been "special"
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on December 16, 2010, 08:08:52 PM
What's frustrating about people like that is that they want to write 2,000 words a day moaning about their unique and special physical problems, needs and desires but can't process a single sentence that is all they really need to know to achieve all their basic goals. They're delighted to get 400 responses to their whining, so they string everyone along, keeping the drama going as much as possible. Protesting their innocence to the stars! I'm doing all the right things! It doesn't work! I'm doomed! You're all liars!

...and then eventually the truth comes out - they 'can't live without pizza' or they don't work out like they said they were because of weather, work, money blah blah blah. I know this will always be the case, because barring serious illness, there really are only two problems: diet and exercise. The solutions are simple, but they're hard. They're not difficult PROBLEMS; they're difficult PROCESSES. Talking really achieves very little for this type of person. The real talking comes later, once you've gotten out of the 'unhealthy' zone and you want to take your fitness more seriously, to achieve athletic or aesthetic goals etc. Talking to someone like CrushDance should be just 'Read the OP. Read the OP. Read the OP'
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on December 16, 2010, 08:16:17 PM
If that dude is working out as hard as he says, he should be seeing some big results even though he's not doing it optimally.  He might not be gaining muscle but he should have lost a ton of fat. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on December 16, 2010, 08:23:22 PM
Well, we don't know the time frame. But starting from 260lbs, the weight should be coming off REAL fast. Our bodies don't want to be that big.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Groogrux on December 17, 2010, 02:04:53 AM
Just curious as to what you guys do when you've got the "crud" (as they call it in the south) a.k.a. a cold, congestion, runny nose, ect?

I wanted to go to the gym today, but after getting through work, my body just wasn't feeling it.  I honestly don't think it would have done much good if I was stopping to hack up a lung every 30 seconds on the elliptical anyway...

Do you guys still try to do some sort of exercise?  Just maintain a healthy diet?  Or do whatever it takes to get back to 100% then go hard back at it?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on December 17, 2010, 06:35:12 AM
My rule of thumb is - above the neck, fine, go work out, it'll probably make you feel better. If it goes below the neck and into the lungs and gut, sit it out.

If you're having aerobic problems, then (prepare to gasp at the elegant simplicity of this!): DON'T DO AEROBIC EXERCISE! i.e. lift some heavy things instead.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on December 17, 2010, 06:57:31 AM
btw, you might be surprised at how rarely you get sick if you just eat and exercise right. I've missed 2 days of work in the past 3-4 years, during which time I've had to share my living space with a miniature plague carrier, not to mention riding the Tokyo subway most days. I'm always the last one to get sick in our house, but the fastest to recover. We weren't meant to be sickly fat weaklings! Our bodies WANT to be healthy. You might just have to suck it up and fight through some crappy days in order to get there.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on December 17, 2010, 10:17:39 AM
Most of the time, working out while sick actually makes me feel better.  But there have been a couple of times where I knew it wasn't worth it.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on December 17, 2010, 10:36:01 AM
There are illnesses only a breakfast burrito can cure  ::)

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just foolin' i loves ya baby  :-*
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Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on December 17, 2010, 10:38:15 AM
you're so mean!!!

 :)  In all seriousness, I at least know what I'm doing wrong and accept it and its consequences.  I have taken a step to eating out once a week.  I've been making everything at home and watching my portions.  I've been losing about 2 pounds a week for a while this way.  My gains aren't as huge as when I was gorging on fast food, but that's the price I gotta pay i guess.  Still making about 6 rep gains when I deload for the mid and low range.  On the high range, I'm making gains of about 10 reps still.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Rman on December 17, 2010, 01:26:02 PM
Anyone here done a 5/3/1 protocol? 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Rman on December 25, 2010, 01:40:47 PM
So did you guys feel about this year in terms of fitness?

I hit some good PRs on all my major lift, except cleans.  I need to see a trainer to fix my form, honestly.  I still want to shed some more fat and improve body composition, so I'm looking to dial in my diet a bit more.

But for the New Year, I want to add some skill based stuff--gymnastics and some kettlebell movements.

What about you guys?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: archie4208 on December 25, 2010, 03:14:55 PM
Shit.  I fell off the wagon awhile ago.  My ass is getting back on tomorrow.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on December 25, 2010, 03:40:27 PM
I had a bad week of cheating or w/e, but I've been staying on my weight wathcers diet and actually started running/walking raps around the local gymnasium and it's fun and it feels great to be better, but my sex drive has driven way the fuck up and that really sucks.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Van Cruncheon on December 25, 2010, 09:22:14 PM
i'm down to 175ish and eating 1500 cal/day, but my weight loss has kinda stopped. i get about 45 mins of intense cardio and 30 mins of weights 5 days/week. am i in "starvation mode" here -- should i up my calories? kinda wondering why my weight loss has plateau'd since october.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on December 25, 2010, 09:36:24 PM
btw, you might be surprised at how rarely you get sick if you just eat and exercise right. I've missed 2 days of work in the past 3-4 years, during which time I've had to share my living space with a miniature plague carrier, not to mention riding the Tokyo subway most days. I'm always the last one to get sick in our house, but the fastest to recover. We weren't meant to be sickly fat weaklings! Our bodies WANT to be healthy. You might just have to suck it up and fight through some crappy days in order to get there.

This. And being complacent and inactive is a recipe for constant issues as far as general fatigue (due to sleeping problems) and general sickness. Funny how taxing your body in such a way really fortifies it for those things.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on December 25, 2010, 11:35:28 PM
i'm down to 175ish and eating 1500 cal/day, but my weight loss has kinda stopped. i get about 45 mins of intense cardio and 30 mins of weights 5 days/week. am i in "starvation mode" here -- should i up my calories? kinda wondering why my weight loss has plateau'd since october.

Well, it definitely gets tougher to lose the weight the closer you get to your ideal. 'more calories' is not the right answer though. If I had to guess it would be 'more of the right calories, less of the wrong calories' but I don't know enough about your diet to really guess. Sho Nuff tells me 'shit burgers' are a regular feature of your lunchtimes so I'm guessing there is still work to be done there.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Van Cruncheon on December 25, 2010, 11:37:45 PM
nah, when we go red robin, i get the lettuce-wrapped chicken "burger" with no mayo and a side salad instead of fries. (geez! even tvc gets a boca burger there.) my diet is solid, with the worst thing being the occasional 100 or so calories of popchips. chicken/tofu for lunches and dinners, by and large, supplemented by protein shakes and fiberful dried fruit/veggie bars.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on December 25, 2010, 11:44:23 PM
tofu is horrid subhuman food, avoid avoid avoid.

Chicken is fine but what's on the side? What do you drink? And dried fruit is something you should only have sparingly, even if it's not the kind that comes with added sugar. Fruit in general is only recommended for people who have already lost the weight.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on December 25, 2010, 11:53:45 PM
also, there is no such thing as '45 mins of intense cardio' - if you did that 5 times a week, you'd be dead. 'Intense cardio' is measured in seconds, not minutes. Trotting on a treadmill or on a bike is very far from the max intensity you are capable of.

You can tell yourself you are doing great in every way, man, but the scale will not lie to you. You can do the math - you say your exercise is sorted out, and your diet is solid - but your weight loss has stalled for 3 months. Doesn't add up. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Van Cruncheon on December 26, 2010, 11:40:01 AM
hm,, alright. i'll turn the diet tracker back on and make sure the protein stays high. i've cut out cheese/nuts in general because they seem to cause issues, but that coulda been due to overexamination of minor weight spikes.

i drink water and diet soda. nothing else, really. is tofu actually bad for me? i like it!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on December 26, 2010, 09:38:43 PM
Well, you like cheeseburgers too. Doesn't mean it's good for you.

Tofu is made from beans, making it instantly suspect, and they do horrible things to it including bleaching. It's a 'last gasp' protein source for vegans and such, no self-respecting omnivore should touch it. Then again, if you're drinking diet soda you obviously don't care much about food additives and such.

If you're eating the right stuff, there should be no need to track calories and macronutrients. Your appetite will do everything for you. Your hormones are actually very efficient if you can just un-derange them for a while.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on December 27, 2010, 10:29:24 AM
I'm pretty hppy with what I accomplished this year.  My weight has been spiking like a motherfucker, but that's my fault and I'm not surprised.  I keep getting off my diet so I decided to make sustainable changes, like starting to not eat out.  I've eaten out 3 times in the last 4 weeks.  Been dropping about 2 pounds a week and I'm still eatin the stuff I like, but just eating at home.  That does wonders.  I'm lifting about 100 lbs more on each lift than I did a year ago (when I was still desperately trying to figure this weightlifting stuff out).  Thanks, Cormac!  And that's with crapping out about 3 or 4 months this year.  All in all, I'm happy.  Even though I've gained weight, I don't look the way I did before.  My arms are solid, even my gut is solid instead of a bowl of jelly.  My sex drive and energy are way up and so is my confidence. 

Next year I'm getting my punching bag again and I'm going to add that in after weights for my cardio and for general training.  I've missed it and now it's time to condition a little.  I've given up on most general cardio while I weight lift.  I know it can be done, and I know it's just my lazy ass not wanting to.  But riding a bike and or going for a jog cuts too much into my gains and kills my energy for that day, not to mention extends my exercise time period by too much.  But I've felt good going for a game of basketball or something after I lift so I can do it, I just need to find the right activity.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on December 27, 2010, 10:33:26 AM
Would I be better off just dropping diet soda from my diet completely? I really like carbonated drinks they feel good to my throat, but selzter water is too expensive here.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on December 27, 2010, 10:52:24 AM
yes
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Yoritomo on December 27, 2010, 02:37:46 PM
Anyone here done a 5/3/1 protocol? 

I've looked into it but the fact that I don't usually have a lifting partner limits my output on the heavy week.  It's still a good schedule to get into and will give good results in a short time since it focuses on the best compound lifts.  I've actually seen better gains now that I go light every 4th week, but I'm still just getting started (1 year now with heavy weights) after being a lazy desk jockey for 5 years without touching weights, so I'd see decent gains straining on the toilet, much less doing deadlifts.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on December 27, 2010, 07:21:47 PM
5/3/1 is an advanced protocol, I seriously doubt anyone here needs to look into it other than T EXP (if he's still around).
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: duckman2000 on December 27, 2010, 07:29:31 PM
So did you guys feel about this year in terms of fitness?

I hit some good PRs on all my major lift, except cleans.  I need to see a trainer to fix my form, honestly.  I still want to shed some more fat and improve body composition, so I'm looking to dial in my diet a bit more.

But for the New Year, I want to add some skill based stuff--gymnastics and some kettlebell movements.

What about you guys?

Went from working out "normally" to doing heavy outdoor work (tossing sandbags and shit), and now I get enough of a work out just walking the dog through 3ft of snow. I sometimes miss the more structured stuff, but getting a natural work out kicks ass.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Groogrux on December 27, 2010, 10:50:08 PM
So did you guys feel about this year in terms of fitness?

Even though I fell off the wagon for quite a few months, this has been one of the better years for me in terms of staying fit.  I've learned a lot about myself this year and I think the next year is going to be a lot better.  I've realized this year that the goal of losing a rapid amount of weight in a rapid amount of time and hoping to keep it off is not really a functional plan for me anymore.

I'm trying not to look at it as "going on a diet" but more like making a lifestyle change.  I want to be setting up routines for myself that I'm going to be following through on in 30-40 years.  Granted, the changes are a little more strict for the beginning, but they will get easier as time passes.

***

On a side note, my father-in-law took my wife and son out today (I was at home asleep because I just got off third shift) and paid for ALL of us to have a six-month membership at the YMCA.  Granted, the YMCA is a 40 minute drive to the next town for me, but they have indoor pools and child care along with their already impressive exercise equipment.  This means the days of not being able to go to the gym when the wife is working because I don't have child care are over!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Yoritomo on December 28, 2010, 09:28:23 AM
5/3/1 is an advanced protocol, I seriously doubt anyone here needs to look into it other than T EXP (if he's still around).

I'd suggest it for anyone who wants to build strength.  Obviously it's not a routine you want to start if you haven't been to the gym in a while.  After a few months of getting your body used to resistance training I'd highly suggest it.  It's efficient, gets results, and is purposefully loose with regards to the weight you choose for yourself.  It's obviously not something to do if you're just wanting to lose weight and also requires a diet that is geared towards muscle growth, but if those are your goals then it's great. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on December 28, 2010, 06:25:38 PM
5/3/1 is an advanced protocol, I seriously doubt anyone here needs to look into it other than T EXP (if he's still around).

I'd suggest it for anyone who wants to build strength.  Obviously it's not a routine you want to start if you haven't been to the gym in a while.  After a few months of getting your body used to resistance training I'd highly suggest it.  It's efficient, gets results, and is purposefully loose with regards to the weight you choose for yourself.  It's obviously not something to do if you're just wanting to lose weight and also requires a diet that is geared towards muscle growth, but if those are your goals then it's great. 

No disrespect, but you lost me completely with your very first line. Even Jim Wendler himself doesn't recommend it for those purposes. But for whatever reason, everyone now wants to do 5/3/1 because they think they are all badass men of iron like Jim ::)

Why on earth would someone new to resistance training want to do a program as slow as this? Why would a newb need a deloading week 3 weeks in?

As I said, it's an advanced protocol designed for advanced lifters who have exhausted their newbie gains. The sort of people who are happy to spend a year gaining 10-15% on their big lifts, and who don't do much in the way of other training (bodyweight etc). There is absolutely no reason for anybody new to lifting to do this. Having said that, the program itself is solid as a rock, and it certainly won't hurt them if their gym buddy pushes it on them or something - it's just not designed for them. Starting Strength is all anybody here needs - it's all the same lifts, but designed to get newbies strong FAST.

Maybe you are in a different situation, I dunno. But don't recommend it to everybody!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on December 28, 2010, 10:16:11 PM
nah, when we go red robin, i get the lettuce-wrapped chicken "burger" with no mayo and a side salad instead of fries. (geez! even tvc gets a boca burger there.) my diet is solid, with the worst thing being the occasional 100 or so calories of popchips. chicken/tofu for lunches and dinners, by and large, supplemented by protein shakes and fiberful dried fruit/veggie bars.

:supergay

Why even go to Red Robin then? 

Yesterday, I got a 16 oz Fatburger with cheese, fried egg and bacon + chilli cheese fries.  There's little impact as long as I eat healthy for the next couple of meals and work out intensely at least once before I eat like that again.  If you workout 3 times a week, one bad meal really doesn't make much of a difference. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on December 28, 2010, 10:53:37 PM
Yeah, one bad meal only means you have to work out 3 times a week! What a tiny little inconvenience!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Yoritomo on December 28, 2010, 11:10:35 PM

No disrespect, but you lost me completely with your very first line. Even Jim Wendler himself doesn't recommend it for those purposes. But for whatever reason, everyone now wants to do 5/3/1 because they think they are all badass men of iron like Jim ::)

Why on earth would someone new to resistance training want to do a program as slow as this? Why would a newb need a deloading week 3 weeks in?

As I said, it's an advanced protocol designed for advanced lifters who have exhausted their newbie gains. The sort of people who are happy to spend a year gaining 10-15% on their big lifts, and who don't do much in the way of other training (bodyweight etc). There is absolutely no reason for anybody new to lifting to do this. Having said that, the program itself is solid as a rock, and it certainly won't hurt them if their gym buddy pushes it on them or something - it's just not designed for them. Starting Strength is all anybody here needs - it's all the same lifts, but designed to get newbies strong FAST.

Maybe you are in a different situation, I dunno. But don't recommend it to everybody!

Sorry I'm a little new so I didn't have a good grasp of the thread before posting.  :lol  I've read more of the thread and have a better gauge.  Yeah I agree with you completely.  I'd still suggest the same focus on lifts (Squat, Dead, Bench, Military), throw some pullups in there and call it a week.  I had trained consistently for 6 years or so when I was younger, then got fat and soft after landing a nice office job.  Been back at it after a 5 year hiatus and an extra 50 pounds of fat.  After a year of training 25 pounds are off and my lifts are back to where they were.  I did 5/3/1 for about 4 months and it felt great.  However I came off to my regular routine before the holidays and will be trying to lose the remaining 25 pounds so 5/3/1 isn't going to work.  (can't really increase strength and lose weight unless you're just starting out.)

Just looked up starting strength and you're absolutely right.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on December 28, 2010, 11:23:54 PM
no problem, i like a man who can admit they're wrong once in a while

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Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on December 30, 2010, 11:55:50 AM
has anyone here ever used a strike bag?  i used to own a heavy bag, but i don't really have the room for one in my current home.  but a strike bag seems like it could work.  There aren't any at the fitness stores around me to check.  But I don't want to be swinging every which way, i want some resistance.  i know it has springs, to hold it in place but i don't know how well they work as a heavy bag substitute. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Groogrux on December 30, 2010, 12:54:49 PM
They've got one at my gym.  I won't pretend I know anything about properly using one, but I do like to just womp on the thing sometimes late at night when I'm there.  It's good for the nerves.

The only complaint I have about it when comparing it to a heavy bag (and I assume you're talking about the strike bags that are on a stand) is that it may not swing around, but it does rock back if you hit it right, and it doesn't feel as natural to hit it.

See if you can't find one at some place like a Dick's Sporting Goods or something.  I recall seeing one in there the last time I went.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on December 30, 2010, 01:23:00 PM
Never heard of Dick's Sporting Goods.  But I checked all the places I know around here with no luck.  the sway you're talking about it is what I want to avoid.  i might just bite the bullet and go for a heavy bag and remove it everytime and put it in the closet.  it's a bitch to hook it back up again but I think I can do it.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Groogrux on December 30, 2010, 03:33:44 PM
What about buying one and rigging it on a pulley system?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on December 30, 2010, 03:35:39 PM
that sounds like a lot of work.  :(
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Groogrux on December 30, 2010, 03:52:15 PM
Really?  I would think it would be easier than having to hoist the thing above your head and then hook it into place every time...
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on December 30, 2010, 03:57:58 PM
it's not too bad really.  i used to do it with an 80lb bag a couple of years ago in my old apartment.  i'm just thinking a pulley system would stick out more in my place than just a hook on the ceiling. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Van Cruncheon on December 30, 2010, 06:30:17 PM
nah, when we go red robin, i get the lettuce-wrapped chicken "burger" with no mayo and a side salad instead of fries. (geez! even tvc gets a boca burger there.) my diet is solid, with the worst thing being the occasional 100 or so calories of popchips. chicken/tofu for lunches and dinners, by and large, supplemented by protein shakes and fiberful dried fruit/veggie bars.

:supergay

Why even go to Red Robin then? 

Yesterday, I got a 16 oz Fatburger with cheese, fried egg and bacon + chilli cheese fries.  There's little impact as long as I eat healthy for the next couple of meals and work out intensely at least once before I eat like that again.  If you workout 3 times a week, one bad meal really doesn't make much of a difference. 

i don't choose the lunch venues, dude!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Mupepe on December 31, 2010, 10:18:47 AM
you should.  aren't you the oldest? oooooh, sick burn daddio
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Yoritomo on January 01, 2011, 11:26:22 PM
Replaced deadlift day with helping my brother-in-law move 3 tons of movable type from Austin to College Station.  I'm just as sore the day after as I normally am after deadlift day.   :lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Groogrux on January 08, 2011, 11:24:10 PM
Soooo... should we change the title of this thread or does somebody want to volunteer and make a new one?  Cause this is a good thread.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: brawndolicious on January 09, 2011, 12:34:25 AM
The topic starter can edit the title also.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: Rman on January 09, 2011, 02:02:45 PM
Yeah, Archie is still around.  I'm sure he can edit it.  He just needs to remove the year and call it a day.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: archie4208 on January 09, 2011, 03:42:16 PM
That I can.  My Y membership ran out last week and I'm going to renew it tomorrow.  :american
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on January 09, 2011, 04:15:32 PM
My Y membership that was bought for me ended up falling through.  The women that sold the plan to my father-in-law told him and my wife that I could be on the plan with them.  They said that all I needed to do was go in and get my card.  When I went up there, a different lady told me that wasn't possible and that I'd have to pay for my own account.   :(

It's okay though; I've still got my membership at my local gym which doesn't take 35 minutes to get to.  It has everything I need and it's open 365 days a year, 24/7!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: cool breeze on January 09, 2011, 08:00:17 PM
So, I've had trouble breathing these past couple years that I've been exercising more frequently (well really my entire life).  I always assumed I was out of shape but at a point it can't be that.  I found it out I have asthma a little while ago and now I'm shocked at how much easier/better things are.  Apparently breathing is important  :dur
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Mupepe on January 10, 2011, 11:21:22 AM
 :o

You didn't know?  Good you got it diagnosed and taken care of though. :D

I bought some glutamine and whey protein.  Gonna see how I do on this for a while.  I changed up my routine.  I'll be lifting heavy, but only 3 days a week followed by a short run (M,W,F).  Tu and TH I'm going to for hardcore cardio.  I know what you're going to say, Cormac.  And I know you're right but I know i can lose the fat through cardio because well... I don't have the will power to clean up my diet completely.  I'll let you guys know how it goes after my first week.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on January 10, 2011, 02:12:07 PM
Don't worry Mups.  I feel Cormac's smugness every time I step on a treadmill then eat a chicken sandwich later that day.  :lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Mupepe on January 10, 2011, 03:00:48 PM
:lol  No matter how hard I try, I can't say bye to my carbs so I figure I'll just burn them off.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 10, 2011, 08:17:08 PM
You all remind me of the dude on my Facebook who was bitching about the Wendy's he always goes to after the gym being closed for New Years! :lol

But by all means, continue to try to ice skate uphill. I'll see you at the top :smug
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on January 11, 2011, 01:19:52 AM
My fatass can still jump higher than most of you fitness freaks.  :smug
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 11, 2011, 02:11:30 AM
*looks around for another fitness freak*
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Mupepe on January 11, 2011, 10:11:34 AM
You all remind me of the dude on my Facebook who was bitching about the Wendy's he always goes to after the gym being closed for New Years! :lol

But by all means, continue to try to ice skate uphill. I'll see you at the top :smug
hey!  I don't eat fast food anymore!  Haven't in like 2 months.

And I'm not saying I don't know where my problem.  I completely know where it is and what I'm doing wrong and accept it.  But there are certain concessions I can't reasonably live with without crashing my entire system so I have to take a longer route.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 11, 2011, 06:40:39 PM
crashing your entire system :lol

You'll realize how ridiculous all this sounds one day, Mups. Believe me, I spent a few years in denial too.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Mupepe on January 11, 2011, 06:59:39 PM
It does though.  I become unhappy and pissed that I'm working out instead of excited to do so.  I love lifting weights and when I'm on a diet that I don't like, it turn doesn't make me happy to be lifting either.  Maybe that will pass and realize that it's easier (I'm sure it is in the long run) but I love my tortillas and beans and occasional bread too much right now and I'd rather spend time running that give them up :lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 11, 2011, 07:06:47 PM
Yeah, it would totally take away all your motivation to work out - by making you NOT FAT!

Don't kid yourself that you are balancing the scales in terms of health just because you are err, balancing the scales. Running to burn calories just to get back to square one is just a terrible cycle to be stuck in. Get off the hamster wheel and get off the crack! It's easy!

- bacon and eggs for breakfast
- meat and veggies for dinner

If hunger is a concern, just eat double for the first few days until you realize that you don't need the same amount of food if your hormones aren't broken and sending you fucked-up messages all the time. Take control of your body and make it work for you, not the other way around.

I will continue to monitor you closely Mups. There is no escape.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Mupepe on January 11, 2011, 07:09:52 PM
I know you will.  And I'm not giving up on your way.  I lost weight with it, but it's too easy for me to fall off the wagon that way.  Like I said earlier, I'm going for small changes that I can incorporate into my life, not just a diet.  We have stopped buying bread for a while now.  Last night I ate eggs, sausage and bacon and beans.  That's the holy grail for a beaner if you have tortillas.  I fought myself and went against it.  Did it with no tortillas.  It's just hard to do, especially since both my wife and I were raised to eat like a hispanic.  I'm gonna fix it slowly but surely, but for now it's baby steps and running because I can't trust myself to stay on the other wagon right now.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 11, 2011, 08:25:18 PM
Excellent. Really, it all starts with the willingness to explore different foods, and learning to cook a bit. I built up a repertoire of meals I liked and could cook easily, and gradually cooked those more and more often until I was comfortable that I wouldn't starve. Then I went cold turkey. Doing it slowly, it's harder to notice the positive effects, I guess. If you rely on your partner to cook your meals, you'll never get there. Most people I know who eat Paleo etc do it in spite of their family eating crap. You can't let other people drag you down.

All the stuff about the way you were raised etc earns you no sympathy. I'm Irish, and I quit potatoes and bread, you can live without fucking tortillas :lol I hear that crap all the time from Japanese people. Eating rice is the heart of our 'food culture', we can't give it up! Bullshit. It's an accident of geography that makes rice about the only damn thing that grows well over here (very little land suitable for grazing, too hilly so not much livestock). You may have been eating it for 2,000 years as a people but that's an eyeblink in evolutionary terms. A Japanese person is no more genetically suited to eating rice than you or I. I have no special ability to digest potatoes.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on January 11, 2011, 11:41:27 PM
I'm Irish, and I quit potatoes and bread, you can live without fucking tortillas :lol

 :lol

I'm from Kentucky.  Does this mean I should give up chicken?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 12, 2011, 12:55:43 AM
Give up KFC anyway!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on January 12, 2011, 01:01:21 AM
No offense, but judging from Irish cuisine, your people obviously didn't care much for food.  It's much easier to give up what you've never had. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on January 12, 2011, 01:03:37 AM
Give up KFC anyway!

I don't eat the stuff more than once every 6 months anyway.  It's not that I don't like it, but there are better things in life.  When you've worked at the first KFC, it's not as appealing anymore.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 12, 2011, 01:22:43 AM
No offense, but judging from Irish cuisine, your people obviously didn't care much for food.  It's much easier to give up what you've never had. 

ah, but I've lived the latter half of my life in the city with the most Michelin starred restaurants in the world. And I can out-cook every man jack of you!

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Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on January 12, 2011, 01:31:11 AM
Genghis is skinnier than young Kate Moss.  You and him just prove that good chefs don't necessarily care about eating good food. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 12, 2011, 01:50:12 AM
Not to be point of being fat, no. Been there, done that.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on January 12, 2011, 06:53:34 PM
Not to be point of being fat, no. Been there, done that.

Once a man is past 30, a little padding is dignified and shows that he's making good money.   :P

I'm also a fairly serious runner.

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I had no idea you really were a supermodel when I made that Kate Moss comment. 

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Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 12, 2011, 07:30:19 PM
Not to be point of being fat, no. Been there, done that.

Once a man is past 30, a little padding is dignified and shows that he's making good money.   :P

I'm also a fairly serious runner.

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I had no idea you really were a supermodel when I made that Kate Moss comment. 

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bitch, don't make me slap you with my wallet :teehee
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Mupepe on January 17, 2011, 01:55:18 PM
I got a heavy bag Saturday.  Hanging that mf'er in my living room for now :lol

Cormac, I got my wife on board the paleo diet.  So we are set to go, man.  Wednesday we are going grocery shopping and it's all going to be to paleo standards.  I'm changing up my routine in the meantime too.

Monday - Bench press, standing shoulder press, pullups/bicep barbell curls and dips
Tuesday - Heavy bag routine
Wednesday - Same as Monday but replacing dips with pushups
Thursday - Heavy bag routine
Friday - Same as Monday.

Saturday and Sunday will be my rest.  I'm also taking glutamine and creatine and making protein shakes.

Edit: I'm using Routine 1 from here...
http://www.bodybuilding.com/fun/drobson111.htm
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on January 17, 2011, 03:23:39 PM
3 days of the same routine in 5 days seem like a lot of work for very little gain.  I'd maybe take Wednesday off and then add a short workout on Saturday morning so that it's still almost 2 days of rest on the Weekend. 

Also, based on your recent pic, you might be focusing on the chest too much.  More emphasis on the shoulders and back would diminish the man-boobs look and make you look bigger.  A big chest doesn't do much for looks anyway when the shirt is on and it's actually detrimental to most sports.  If you're looking to get back into basketball, shoulders and core strength should definitely be prioritized after chest. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Mupepe on January 17, 2011, 03:38:12 PM
Shit, I hadn't put much thought into it, but I want my squats and deadlift in there somewhere too. 

And yeah, I've been laying off the chest recently.  and trying to focus more on my back and shoulders.  my traps have gotten huge since I started doing standing shoulder press.  I want to change to wide grip pullups too but that will be after I lose some weight since they're harder and I can't rely on my biceps while my back is substantially less developed. 

I'm trying to focus more on cardio and diet so I won't be lifting that heavy.  I mostly want to maintain my gains.  Last time I backed off too much, I lost a lot of gains so I'm not looking for huge gains but for better conditioning, cardio health and weight loss while keeping my current gains. 

I've always done my routine monday through Friday so that doesn't bother me much.  I've tried adjusting to having a day off in the week and taking a weekend day, but I'm too stubborn in my routine and it generally falls apart by the 2nd week resulting in me not doing anything.  But like I said, I've gotten used to it and it keeps me feeling good during my work week and helps me to enjoy the shit out of my weekend.

I would split it up a bit and make M, W and F a little different but I know I won't have the energy to do shit after 50 minutes with the heavy bag on Tuesday and Thursday. 

What would you suggest?

I want to keep my bench mainly because it's my favorite exercise.  I also want to make my traps bigger, keep my biceps big like they are and develop my back more.  Should I start focusing on making bigger gains in squats?  I've just been pretty much maintaining at 250 with squats because it keeps my ass, thighs and back feeling good for other exercises.  I'll admit I haven't been doing deadlifts as much as I should  :-\
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Mupepe on January 17, 2011, 03:59:03 PM
bleh, searching I'm finding most people recommending isolation exercises to go with a heavy bag routine.  I'm not really a fan of isolation.  I'm a compound guy. 

I think I'm gonna try this for 2 weeks and see how I feel.

Monday - Bench press, standing shoulder press, pullups/bicep barbell curls and squats
Tuesday - Heavy bag routine
Wednesday - Same as Monday but replacing squats with deadlifts
Thursday - Heavy bag routine
Friday - Same as Monday.

I think that should target a good amount of everything.  I'm pretty much compacting my usual weight routine and getting rid of some exercises to fit it in 3 days.  Tuesdays and Thursdays were usually my leg and back day.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on January 17, 2011, 04:56:28 PM
You should do deadlifts right after squats.  If you're doing them right, you shouldn't have much energy for anything else.  Deadlift/squat is a crazy fat burning\muscle building combo.  The only con is that your neuro system might be too buzzed to get good sleep. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Mupepe on January 17, 2011, 04:59:42 PM
right after?  will do then.  Yeah, after I do either I don't have much energy for anything else.  I usually do them last.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 17, 2011, 06:59:26 PM
I typically only do one lift a session for that reason (not one rep, one type of lift).  But then I am old and infirm. And I don't believe in routine. You just end up getting down on yourself if you can't keep it up for whatever reason, plus it's really tough to design a routine that gives enough variety without totally grinding you into powder. But I've said all this before.

Congats on going 'cold turkey' (hopefully literally!). Let me know if you need any meal tips. Once you get 10 or so basic meal menus that you like, it's very easy to keep it up. You may need to get your ass in the kitchen to keep your wife on board! Make it easy for her to stick with it and you'll save yourself a world of hurt later. My life would be sooo much easier if my wife and child ate Paleo or anything close to it. Instead they're the dread 'vegetarians who don't eat vegetables'.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on January 17, 2011, 11:24:49 PM
In your opinion, which is better: the elliptical or the treadmill? 

I know that treadmills are better for somebody looking to do marathon training and they're better for bone strengthening.  And ellipticals offer low impact cardio and a fuller body workout.  Calories seem to be burnt in half the time on the elliptical that they are on the treadmill.

So what's best? 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on January 17, 2011, 11:39:57 PM
I'd take the elliptical because it works more muscles. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 17, 2011, 11:55:09 PM
Faced with the choice I suppose I'd opt for the eliptical but I used the things for a year and made no progress whatsoever. They just made me tired and hungry. YMMV I suppose.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on January 18, 2011, 01:04:22 AM
Sorry most of us are fatties that can't even run 5K cross country.  :fbm
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: drew on January 18, 2011, 01:05:57 AM
Both are soul crushingly boring to use.

that why god created an iphone app for sirius satellite, if you cant find something to entertain yourself for at least an hour then you are probably a douche :)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on January 18, 2011, 04:38:16 AM
Tell me about the Paleo diet.  From what I've read about it, some consider it worth-while, some consider it genius, while others think it's a fraud or a fad.  From what I've seen being recommended to Mups, it looks great, but I want to know some more ins and outs.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: brawndolicious on January 18, 2011, 07:35:25 AM
The theory is that if ancient man evolved in an environment with little carbs then there would not be a good system for restricting overconsumption of them.  That's the theory, that you'll feel hungrier than you should when eating carbs.  There's examples of several socities on very "paleo" and very anti-paleo diets where they all have generally very good health so the idea is pretty hard for me to swallow, that we're so narrowly focused in our diets.

As a weight loss diet, the main problem is that there aren't really any large scale controlled experiments to show whether it's more effective at that goal compared to mixed low-calorie diets.  Generally, I've heard from paleo supporters that the diet is supposed to be better at controlling your appetite, due to the different digestive processes involved in digesting fats relative to carbs.  I don't know how legitimate that is with regards to the appetite of people who are overeating.  I personally would not do it as a staying-at-a-good-weight diet mainly because it would use fat as an energy source rather than glycogen.  I guess if you want to see if it can help you lose weight hen you could try it and see if it has any effect on you but you have to try it for several weeks to see meaningful results (not water loss).
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 18, 2011, 10:43:36 PM
Tell me about the Paleo diet.  From what I've read about it, some consider it worth-while, some consider it genius, while others think it's a fraud or a fad.  From what I've seen being recommended to Mups, it looks great, but I want to know some more ins and outs.

Until such time as you can get vegetables, you may as well forget about it.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on January 18, 2011, 10:52:57 PM
Just had two huge slices of deep dish Chicago pizza, a couple of cheese sticks, egg rolls, and some Jamabalaya with rice.  So good. 

Also, I had an extra large bowl of tonkotsu ramen with extra meat for lunch.  Seefood diet is the best!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 18, 2011, 10:55:49 PM
Well, he's 300lbs-plus thanks to the seefood diet so...
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on January 18, 2011, 10:59:35 PM
Tell me about the Paleo diet.  From what I've read about it, some consider it worth-while, some consider it genius, while others think it's a fraud or a fad.  From what I've seen being recommended to Mups, it looks great, but I want to know some more ins and outs.

Until such time as you can get vegetables, you may as well forget about it.

Humor me.  I might just be willing to go out of my way to get this stuff.

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Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on January 18, 2011, 11:06:32 PM
190-195 lbs with a 33-36 vertical. :drake
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 18, 2011, 11:20:30 PM
Tell me about the Paleo diet.  From what I've read about it, some consider it worth-while, some consider it genius, while others think it's a fraud or a fad.  From what I've seen being recommended to Mups, it looks great, but I want to know some more ins and outs.

Until such time as you can get vegetables, you may as well forget about it.

Humor me.  I might just be willing to go out of my way to get this stuff.

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It's all in the thread already, I'm not going through all this again with am nintenho or anything else. It's not that complicated.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on January 18, 2011, 11:30:18 PM
Seriously though, I do wanna cut down on the fat since my knees feel a lot weaker than a few years before.  I don't even jump as often in hoops anymore because they hurt. 

I just haven't been able to work out due to a lingering flu for the last two couple of weeks and inactivity during the winter break.  Since I associate eating healthy with working out, I tend to gorge without restrain when I'm not actively working to get in shape.  Surprisingly, the last month of eating 3000 to 5000 of fatty, high carb calories seemed to have little impact on my weight.  My metabolism must have gone back to previous levels from the last 6 months of working out.  However, I'm pretty sure it'd go do again pretty soon if I don't start getting my butt in the gym again. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 18, 2011, 11:37:59 PM
In theory you have more muscle, so when you binge, you burn it faster.

Obviously if you keep not working out and binging on bad stuff, the muscle will diminish, get replaced with fat, and your weight will go up. I could certainly eat and drink all kinds of shit when I was working out, even if I was on an off week. I just wouldn't continue to improve body comp.

Awesome genetics - fine, whatever. Just cause Usain Bolt can break records on chicken nuggets doesn't mean I can.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on January 19, 2011, 12:58:49 AM
It's all in the thread already, I'm not going through all this again with am nintenho or anything else. It's not that complicated.

I've went back and read it now.  Once again, I apologize for not following the Fitnessbore rules.   :lol

Honestly though, there really isn't a trick to it?  "Stay away from grains, shitty dairy, processed food, and fatty food.  Eat more fruit, veggies, and lean meat."  Is that it?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 19, 2011, 01:48:00 AM
Yes.

Except 'fatty food' is actually to be encouraged, as long as it is the right type of fat (i.e. olive oil poured over tomatoes or a grass-fed steak is fine. Breadcrumbed chicken deepfried in canola oil is not.).

It's only complicated because am nintenho won't STFU and give it a go instead of spouting the traditional lines of crap about low-fat grains being better for you than roast beef and broccoli. (And since you've gone back and read it, you'll have noticed how many times I've been over this ground already. I don't mean to be rude here but some of these points have been beaten to death already. Fitness and diet is only complicated because everyone is trying to make a buck off it, so people hear all this bizarre shit that doesn't work or even make sense).

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 19, 2011, 01:51:32 AM
I've posted this before but if you want a reasonably detailed breakdown, this is very solid:

http://www.marksdailyapple.com/definitive-guide-to-the-primal-eating-plan/
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on January 19, 2011, 01:22:41 PM
Thanks!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on January 22, 2011, 12:12:27 PM
Good luck on the 9k!  Let us know how it turns out.

***

Went to the grocery store yesterday.  I finally talked my wife into trying to go sub-Paleo.  The "sub" part stands for doing everything except we're still going to have 1-2 servings of dairy and 1-2 servings of grains a day.  They're going to be the healthiest dairy and grains possible though.  This was on recommendation from my nutritionist, who said the diet was otherwise perfect!  The part that I'm most excited about is making salads with homemade dressings.  I've never tried making my own salad dressing before, but I look forward to the challenge. 

Also found a friend at work who wanted to start working along side of me to track his fitness and nutrition.  We started a small blog together about what we're doing and what we're trying.  I think it will be a lot of fun.

tl:dr version: got healthy food, started blog
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 22, 2011, 05:59:01 PM
Salad dressings are incredibly easy - once you make your own once, you'll never buy Thousand Island or whatever again. Just put some olive oil in a small dish, add some salt and pepper, bit of wine vinegar or balsamico and you're done. Do it to taste - add a bit at a time. There are a million variations of course but the above is really all you need to start.

Your nutritionist is wrong about the grains (ask him/her what exactly you need them for now that you're eating vegetables and watch him/her stutter, should be fun) but sounds like you're making a good start.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Nintendosbooger on January 22, 2011, 09:11:56 PM
Finally let go of some dead weight at the gym.

This 50-year-old bubbly gym rat was under the mistaken impression she was a workout buddy of mine. It was cute at first having her follow me around, trying to keep up, but after a while it was apparent that she was attempting to enhance her social status in the gym by clinging on to someone like me.

But the truth of the matter is, I was more pissed off at the fact that weaker, uglier dudes in the gym had hotter workout buddies, while I was stuck with the annoying old hag. I haven’t busted my ass for 6 years in the gym only to have some loudmouth senior citizen with a potbelly shine off my spotlight. I deserve better. Today, she approached me as soon as she spotted me warming up for dips, and asked what “we” were doing today. I didn’t even respond, and set my back to her the whole way before her decrepit ass got the hint and buzzed off. So now I’m solo again with no distractions, and I couldn’t be happier.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 22, 2011, 09:13:32 PM
Finally let go of some dead weight at the gym.

This 50-year-old bubbly gym rat was under the mistaken impression she was a workout buddy of mine. It was cute at first having her follow me around, trying to keep up, but after a while it was apparent that she was attempting to enhance her social status in the gym by clinging on to someone like me.

But the truth of the matter is, I was more pissed off at the fact that weaker, uglier dudes in the gym had hotter workout buddies, while I was stuck with the annoying old hag. I haven’t busted my ass for 6 years in the gym only to have some loudmouth senior citizen with a potbelly shine off my spotlight. I deserve better. Today, she approached me as soon as she spotted me warming up for dips, and asked what “we” were doing today. I didn’t even respond, and set my back to her the whole way before her decrepit ass got the hint and buzzed off. So now I’m solo again with no distractions, and I couldn’t be happier.


:rofl

Quoting this for posterity before you delete
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: EmCeeGrammar on January 22, 2011, 09:30:50 PM

All the stuff about the way you were raised etc earns you no sympathy. I'm Irish, and I quit potatoes and bread, you can live without fucking tortillas :lol I hear that crap all the time from Japanese people. Eating rice is the heart of our 'food culture', we can't give it up! Bullshit. It's an accident of geography that makes rice about the only damn thing that grows well over here (very little land suitable for grazing, too hilly so not much livestock). You may have been eating it for 2,000 years as a people but that's an eyeblink in evolutionary terms. A Japanese person is no more genetically suited to eating rice than you or I. I have no special ability to digest potatoes.

Certain peoples developed the much coveted lactose tolerance in a similar timeframe. So I disagree that different races are somehow uniformly affected by the same foodstuffs.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 22, 2011, 09:43:12 PM
Well, I'd imagine lactose is somewhat of a special situation, since we are mostly all capable of digesting it without problems for a few years. Lactose tolerance is just an extension of that capability into adulthood. We're not developing any new digestive capabilities here, like we'd have to do to digest grains properly.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: brawndolicious on January 22, 2011, 10:17:58 PM
If you look at the size of our gut and cecum, it's clear that we do have a large part of our digestive system dedicated towards grains, even compared to most other omnivores who are really just carnivores that can just eat plants if they really need to.  I wouldn't necessarily consider lactose tolerance a small evolution, having that high lactase activity after infancy is something totally useless to any other animal.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 22, 2011, 10:19:18 PM
Are you suggesting that evolution anticipated the invention of grain harvesting?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: brawndolicious on January 22, 2011, 10:37:24 PM
No, I'm saying that our digestive system is well designed for a herbivore diet with regards to processing complex carbs in our moderately sized cecum and the size of the intestine (right between carnivore and herbivore ratios) allowing for better absorption of plant nutrients.

As far as caloric ratio goes, I'm pretty convinced that the body needs a moderate balance of meat and plant calories.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 22, 2011, 10:45:57 PM
Bullshit. In evolutionary terms, we've been moving away from a longer gut. Primates have much longer guts, reflecting their more fibrous diet. The best explanation we have for the appendix is that is a vestigial organ for digesting plant tissue that has withered away over the millenia. The only reason we can digest complex carbs at all is the amount of processing and cooking we do to them. Try eating a plate of raw corn sometime and tell me how well designed your gut (and teeth!) are for the process.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: brawndolicious on January 22, 2011, 11:33:13 PM
I'm not talking about the appendix.  I'm talking about the cecum that is attached to it and holds the bacteria that ferment complex carbohydrates.  The activity of these bacteria in a modern, "processed" diet is observed, not with regards to large cellulose molecules but with small chain oligosaccharides.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 23, 2011, 12:23:21 AM
I mention the appendix only as an example of the direction our digestive system has been headed.

Please don't equate the modern 'processed' diet in your last post to the 'herbivore' diet in the preceding one. There is no comparison between eating grass + leaves and eating sugar and bread. I am not suggesting that no digestion occurs; obviously, it does. I'm saying that we're not very good at it, and over time it makes us sick.

welcome back to ignore!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on January 23, 2011, 12:12:55 PM
You're right.  I'm sorry I asked!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Boogie on January 23, 2011, 05:13:11 PM
most other omnivores who are really just carnivores that can just eat plants if they really need to. 

Wait, what? 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bear#Diet_and_interspecific_interactions

"Their carnivorous reputation non-withstanding, most bears have adopted a diet of more plant than animal matter and are completely opportunistic omnivores"
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 23, 2011, 08:52:12 PM
You're approaching the event horizon, Boogie! Get out while you can!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: brawndolicious on January 24, 2011, 04:28:26 PM
most other omnivores who are really just carnivores that can just eat plants if they really need to. 
Wait, what? 
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bear#Diet_and_interspecific_interactions
"Their carnivorous reputation non-withstanding, most bears have adopted a diet of more plant than animal matter and are completely opportunistic omnivores"
Yeah that's one group of omnivores and they can vary from having nearly all meat like  polar bears or nearly exclusively herbivorous like koala bears or grizzlies.  But I was talking about all omnivorous animals.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: EmCeeGrammar on January 24, 2011, 05:25:01 PM
Koalas aren't really bears...
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Boogie on January 24, 2011, 05:28:52 PM
But I was talking about all omnivorous animals.

Yeah, but if you even look at the wikipedia entry for "omnivore", what you wrote still looks distinguished mentally-challenged.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: brawndolicious on January 24, 2011, 05:50:57 PM
Koalas aren't really bears...
I was thinking of panda bears, I always confuse those two for some reason.

But I was talking about all omnivorous animals.

Yeah, but if you even look at the wikipedia entry for "omnivore", what you wrote still looks distinguished mentally-challenged.

Do you mind pointing it out?  Like the bear link, it only gives a few specific examples of both sides of the omnivore spectrum.  It's a pretty short and generalized article.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Van Cruncheon on January 24, 2011, 05:57:58 PM
what just happened in here oh god
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: EmCeeGrammar on January 24, 2011, 06:00:29 PM
Pandas aren't really bears either....

edit: Or maybe they are. Seems there is some dispute about this.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: demi on January 25, 2011, 10:29:00 AM
Just here for the bears
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on January 25, 2011, 11:13:05 AM
(http://www.barnesbullets.com/images/Black%20Bear%20Canada%201D.jpg)

Who gives a fuck about a bunch of fucking bears?  Get back on topic.

I beat my target run time by 3 and a half minutes :rock

Well done, sir!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Boogie on January 25, 2011, 11:29:06 PM
First jiu-jitsu class in three weeks.

I love the pain...
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on January 26, 2011, 10:11:24 AM
First jiu-jitsu class in three weeks.

I love the pain...

You break a new Canada stereotype for me every day! :rock
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Boogie on January 26, 2011, 11:05:07 AM
First jiu-jitsu class in three weeks.

I love the pain...

You break a new Canada stereotype for me every day! :rock

Uh, what stereotype was that?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 26, 2011, 09:37:38 PM
First jiu-jitsu class in three weeks.

I love the pain...

You break a new Canada stereotype for me every day! :rock

Uh, what stereotype was that?

'Canadians don't know about horse-mounted jiu-jitsu'
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on January 27, 2011, 01:59:41 PM
First jiu-jitsu class in three weeks.

I love the pain...

You break a new Canada stereotype for me every day! :rock

Uh, what stereotype was that?

'Canadians don't know about horse-mounted jiu-jitsu'

Of course... that's what I meant.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: duckman2000 on January 29, 2011, 04:13:38 PM
Cutting massive ice chunks from a roof with an axe is the new hot fitness trend :rock
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Nintendosbooger on January 29, 2011, 10:54:03 PM
Today was my one-max rep day and I totally fucked my warm up sets. What did I do wrong?

Warm-up 1: Just the bar (10 reps)
Warm-up 2: 135 (10 reps)
Warm-up 3: 185 (7 reps)
Warm-up 4: 225 (5 reps)
Warm-up 5: 275 (3 reps)
Warm-up 6: 295 (1 rep)
Warm-up 7: 315 (1 rep)
1 Max Rep: 335 (failure, 0 reps)

What the fuck? I can hit 275 for 7 reps, and 265 for 9/10. I shouldn't have struggled with 315 and I sure as hell shouldn't have failed miserably on 335.

Poor warm-ups?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Boogie on January 29, 2011, 11:01:20 PM
vids or it didn't happen.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Nintendosbooger on January 29, 2011, 11:06:29 PM
vids or it didn't happen.

Fuck you and the vids.

Not my problem you think those weights are outside the realm of possibility due to your limited exposure to the gym. I bet you also think hitting 3x5 dips with 3 plates is impossible, too.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: EmCeeGrammar on January 29, 2011, 11:10:37 PM
Ever notice you tend to be confrontational?  But then again you seem to detail us your adventures in passive aggressivism.  Make up your mind!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Nintendosbooger on January 29, 2011, 11:13:57 PM
Ever notice you tend to be confrontational?  But then again you seem to detail us your adventures in passive aggressivism.  Make up your mind!

'Cause this place is congested with miserable haters.

I post a thread about some BS that happens outside of my home, and I get accused of trolling or making shit up (I posted photos, and they STFU). I ask a simple question from the experts here, hoping to get a nugget of information, and now I'm a fabricator unless I present some videos of myself in the weight room (like I'm ever going to do that).

Why can't I just get some simple fucking answers from people here?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 29, 2011, 11:17:18 PM
Today was my one-max rep day and I totally fucked my warm up sets. What did I do wrong?

Warm-up 1: Just the bar (10 reps)
Warm-up 2: 135 (10 reps)
Warm-up 3: 185 (7 reps)
Warm-up 4: 225 (5 reps)
Warm-up 5: 275 (3 reps)
Warm-up 6: 295 (1 rep)
Warm-up 7: 315 (1 rep)
1 Max Rep: 335 (failure, 0 reps)

What the fuck? I can hit 275 for 7 reps, and 265 for 9/10. I shouldn't have struggled with 315 and I sure as hell shouldn't have failed miserably on 335.

Poor warm-ups?

Far too many warm-ups, I'd say. That isn't warming-up; it's practicing.

On a 1 rep max day, I pretty much go something like this:

bar only for 5 reps

80% or so of target weight -1x

90% or so of target weight -1x

then do the 1 rep max. If you are comfortable with the technique, and you are warmed up already (which can be as easily accomplished by running a bit or doing some non-stressful bodyweight stuff), all you are doing is wearing yourself out by doing all those warm-ups.


Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: EmCeeGrammar on January 29, 2011, 11:18:02 PM
This is a sausagefest forum.  Guys tend to be assholes because it is funny.  Don't be mad at the y chromosome, embrace it.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Boogie on January 29, 2011, 11:19:19 PM

Fuck you and the vids.

Not my problem you think those weights are outside the realm of possibility due to your limited exposure to the gym. I bet you also think hitting 3x5 dips with 3 plates is impossible, too.

"limited exposure to the gym"  :rofl

I'll never be one to claim to put up exceptional numbers in the gym.

My athletic focus has always been on training to be able kick people's asses.

Even though you are almost assuredly full of shit on your numbers, due to your history, I will gladly say that you can outlift me.  As can several on this forum.

The only claim I would make is that I could kick your ass.  :)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Nintendosbooger on January 29, 2011, 11:20:32 PM
Today was my one-max rep day and I totally fucked my warm up sets. What did I do wrong?

Warm-up 1: Just the bar (10 reps)
Warm-up 2: 135 (10 reps)
Warm-up 3: 185 (7 reps)
Warm-up 4: 225 (5 reps)
Warm-up 5: 275 (3 reps)
Warm-up 6: 295 (1 rep)
Warm-up 7: 315 (1 rep)
1 Max Rep: 335 (failure, 0 reps)

What the fuck? I can hit 275 for 7 reps, and 265 for 9/10. I shouldn't have struggled with 315 and I sure as hell shouldn't have failed miserably on 335.

Poor warm-ups?

Far too many warm-ups, I'd say. That isn't warming-up; it's practicing.

On a 1 rep max day, I pretty much go something like this:

bar only for 5 reps

80% or so of target weight -1x

90% or so of target weight -1x

then do the 1 rep max. If you are comfortable with the technique, and you are warmed up already (which can be as easily accomplished by running a bit or doing some non-stressful bodyweight stuff), all you are doing is wearing yourself out by doing all those warm-ups.




Wait, you're saying I should go from doing just the bar straight to 80%? Are you nuts?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Boogie on January 29, 2011, 11:21:49 PM
Today was my one-max rep day and I totally fucked my warm up sets. What did I do wrong?

Warm-up 1: Just the bar (10 reps)
Warm-up 2: 135 (10 reps)
Warm-up 3: 185 (7 reps)
Warm-up 4: 225 (5 reps)
Warm-up 5: 275 (3 reps)
Warm-up 6: 295 (1 rep)
Warm-up 7: 315 (1 rep)
1 Max Rep: 335 (failure, 0 reps)

What the fuck? I can hit 275 for 7 reps, and 265 for 9/10. I shouldn't have struggled with 315 and I sure as hell shouldn't have failed miserably on 335.

Poor warm-ups?

Far too many warm-ups, I'd say. That isn't warming-up; it's practicing.

On a 1 rep max day, I pretty much go something like this:

bar only for 5 reps

80% or so of target weight -1x

90% or so of target weight -1x

then do the 1 rep max. If you are comfortable with the technique, and you are warmed up already (which can be as easily accomplished by running a bit or doing some non-stressful bodyweight stuff), all you are doing is wearing yourself out by doing all those warm-ups.




Wait, you're saying I should go from doing just the bar straight to 80%? Are you nuts?

and now he's calling Cormac's advice "nuts"

 :rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Nintendosbooger on January 29, 2011, 11:24:20 PM

Fuck you and the vids.

Not my problem you think those weights are outside the realm of possibility due to your limited exposure to the gym. I bet you also think hitting 3x5 dips with 3 plates is impossible, too.

"limited exposure to the gym"  :rofl

I'll never be one to claim to put up exceptional numbers in the gym.

My athletic focus has always been on training to be able kick people's asses.

Even though you are almost assuredly full of shit on your numbers
, due to your history, I will gladly say that you can outlift me.  As can several on this forum.

The only claim I would make is that I could kick your ass.  :)

Dude, you're stroking my ego and don't even know it.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Boogie on January 29, 2011, 11:26:03 PM


Dude, you're stroking my ego and don't even know it.

Everything strokes your ego except being ignored.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 29, 2011, 11:29:02 PM
why wouldn't you go straight from the bar to 80%? If you are worried about not being able to lift 80%, you haven't a prayer of hitting 100%. In my experience, it's a lot easier to give 100% when you have 100% left to give.

If you don't believe me, ask Mark Rippetoe etc. People overdo warm-ups because they want to put off the hard lift as long as possible, which is basic human nature. It actually hurts your chances of making the lift though - which should be apparent to anyone who has ever lifted.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Nintendosbooger on January 29, 2011, 11:34:52 PM
why wouldn't you go straight from the bar to 80%? If you are worried about not being able to lift 80%, you haven't a prayer of hitting 100%. In my experience, it's a lot easier to give 100% when you have 100% left to give.

If you don't believe me, ask Mark Rippetoe etc. People overdo warm-ups because they want to put off the hard lift as long as possible, which is basic human nature. It actually hurts your chances of making the lift though - which should be apparent to anyone who has ever lifted.

Because you could risk injury. Rippetoe (and I have both Starting Strength and the Strength Programming book) dismissed the pyramid method, not multiple warm ups. I don't even touch 225 unless I warm up adequately before hand.

(http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y44/Jarlaxlemd/IMG00023-20110129-2338.jpg)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Boogie on January 30, 2011, 12:21:15 AM
blah blah blah

RNC in 30 seconds

blah blah blah
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 30, 2011, 12:33:17 AM
You could risk injury any time you touch the bar, or do anything. I do a full bodyweight warm-up (pull-ups, push-ups, squats, stuff like that) before I even touch a bar so the joints are warmed, which is literally all a warm-up does. The warm-up lifts are just to prime the CNS for a heavy load, but there really is no way to adequately prepare for a 1RM. And if you are fatigued, you mess up any chance of making the 1RM, which is literally the only lift that is important for that day. 

Note the last 4-5 lines of that page. If you don't want to do it the way I do it, that's fine. I have reasonable confidence in my technique and methods, and like to be done inside 30mins in the gym because I'm lazy. But 7 warm-up sets at those volumes is waaaaay too much. At least cut it back to 3 sets of no more than 3-5, at like 60%, 80%, 90%. (I would go 5x, 1x, 1x at those %s myself but whatever you think best.) Just write down your results and change it up if it doesn't work.

Alternatively, look for some other explanation. Tired? Hungry? Injured? Technique slipping?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Nintendosbooger on January 30, 2011, 12:40:43 AM
You could risk injury any time you touch the bar, or do anything. I do a full bodyweight warm-up (pull-ups, push-ups, squats, stuff like that) before I even touch a bar so the joints are warmed, which is literally all a warm-up does. The warm-up lifts are just to prime the CNS for a heavy load, but there really is no way to adequately prepare for a 1RM. And if you are fatigued, you mess up any chance of making the 1RM, which is literally the only lift that is important for that day. 

Note the last 4-5 lines of that page. If you don't want to do it the way I do it, that's fine. I have reasonable confidence in my technique and methods, and like to be done inside 30mins in the gym because I'm lazy. But 7 warm-up sets at those volumes is waaaaay too much. At least cut it back to 3 sets of no more than 3-5, at like 60%, 80%, 90%. (I would go 5x, 1x, 1x at those %s myself but whatever you think best.) Just write down your results and change it up if it doesn't work.

Alternatively, look for some other explanation. Tired? Hungry? Injured? Technique slipping?

The books do not go into heavy detail regarding the one-rep max, including (and perhaps more importantly) the required minutes of rest in between each set. I think as you approach your one-rep-max, your time of rest should gradually increase, but I'm not sure.

I don't think diet is an issue, as I consumed enough carbs, whey protein, EAS creatine, and a pre-workout drink (1 MR) right before going to the gym.

But I'm willing to concede that 7 warm up sets is a lot, since I've yet to read anywhere in the books or from any reputable article illustrating warm-ups that go that much. It's usually 3-5.

I'll experiment with that and see how it goes, but it won't be for another month at least.

However, you need to be careful with your technique because you can fuck up your shoulder. Jumping from a 45-lb bar to something exponentially heavier will shock your muscles and hurt you in the long run. I'd recommend that you read some of the warm up pages in those book and in articles on bodybuilding.com.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 30, 2011, 12:52:52 AM
My shoulder? I don't bench btw, I only really deadlift and squat.

Rip just doesn't like 1RMs period - he'll never give out a rep scheme or anything because he doesn't want people doing less then 3 reps. He used to compete of course, so he's being a bit hypocritical there. They are fun to do once every couple of months, just for the ego.

btw, you call that a diet? Jeez, try eating some actual FOOD once in a while, see how you do on that.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Nintendosbooger on January 30, 2011, 12:57:25 AM
My shoulder? I don't bench btw, I only really deadlift and squat.

Rip just doesn't like 1RMs period - he'll never give out a rep scheme or anything because he doesn't want people doing less then 3 reps. He used to compete of course, so he's being a bit hypocritical there. They are fun to do once every couple of months, just for the ego.

btw, you call that a diet? Jeez, try eating some actual FOOD once in a while, see how you do on that.

That isn't my regular diet. That is just what I consume before I hit the gym in preparation for my workout.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 30, 2011, 12:59:27 AM
Even so. I wouldn't eat that stuff with a gun to my head.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Nintendosbooger on January 30, 2011, 01:08:43 AM
Even so. I wouldn't eat that stuff with a gun to my head.

That's your problem.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Boogie on January 30, 2011, 01:12:23 AM
Even so. I wouldn't eat that stuff with a gun to my head.

That's your problem.

bla bla blah I'm so awesome blah blah

hooray for you.

Truly, you are a god among men.  An adonis for the 21st century.  :bow :bow2 :bow :bow2 :bow2 :bow2 :bow :bow2 :bow :bow2

If only that meant something other than in your own mind.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Nintendosbooger on January 30, 2011, 01:14:49 AM
Even so. I wouldn't eat that stuff with a gun to my head.

That's your problem.

bla bla blah I'm so awesome blah blah

hooray for you.

Truly, you are a god among men.  An adonis for the 21st century.  :bow :bow2 :bow :bow2 :bow2 :bow2 :bow :bow2 :bow :bow2

If only that meant something other than in your own mind.

I hope you're a female, because you sure act like one.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: duckman2000 on January 30, 2011, 05:28:07 AM
People overdo warm-ups because they want to put off the hard lift as long as possible, which is basic human nature.

I don't get that, I get annoyed during the warm up because I want to get to the heavy lift. Anything before and after is just filler. I don't think I've ever really done warm up lifts either, just the regular calisthenics.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 30, 2011, 05:38:16 AM
People overdo warm-ups because they want to put off the hard lift as long as possible, which is basic human nature.

I don't get that, I get annoyed during the warm up because I want to get to the heavy lift. Anything before and after is just filler. I don't think I've ever really done warm up lifts either, just the regular calisthenics.

*dap*
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Mupepe on January 30, 2011, 10:24:31 AM
i agree with cormac.  way too many warm up reps.  you don't have to even go straight to 80% but the leaps should be bigger with less reps.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Nintendosbooger on January 30, 2011, 11:33:59 AM
People overdo warm-ups because they want to put off the hard lift as long as possible, which is basic human nature.

I don't get that, I get annoyed during the warm up because I want to get to the heavy lift. Anything before and after is just filler. I don't think I've ever really done warm up lifts either, just the regular calisthenics.

*dap*

I don't understand how you can reference Rippetoe on a number of occasions but arbitrarily decide to be dismissive about the warm-up sets about which he's emphatic. In the very page I captured and posted, he pointed out their importance, for performance and safety reasons. In both the Starting Strength and the Programming Strength books, the point of warm-up sets is raised on a number of pages and sections.

If you're going to keep bringing up Rippetoe, which you've done on a number of occasions in this thread, you should stop selectively cropping out certain principles of his while preaching others on the basis of personal convenience. Either follow his lessons in their entirety or quit advertising his name altogether to inappropriately justify your "unique" training method. By doing that, you're shitting on the man, but more importantly, you're going to get people hurt.

I nearly choked when you told me to go from the bar to my 80%. I mean, who does that? Show me examples, reputable articles, or even an excerpt from Rippetoe himself that would support that insane suggestion.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: duckman2000 on January 30, 2011, 11:40:48 AM
As long as I'm warmed up, I don't see much reason to mess around too much with lighter lifts. To each their own I suppose, but I really don't get how you can be so bloody surprised that you would have problems with the heavier lifts when that is your warm up session. They are problematic because by the time you hit them, you're burned out. And when that is pointed out, you act(?) surprised and seem damned near offended by it.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Nintendosbooger on January 30, 2011, 11:48:43 AM
As long as I'm warmed up, I don't see much reason to mess around too much with lighter lifts. To each their own I suppose, but I really don't get how you can be so bloody surprised that you would have problems with the heavier lifts when that is your warm up session. They are problematic because by the time you hit them, you're burned out. And when that is pointed out, you act(?) surprised and seem damned near offended by it.

I'm not offended by the suggestion that I might be doing too many warm-ups. In fact, a few posts ago, I openly accepted it as the likely reason behind my one-max-rep failure and have decided to perform 3-5 warm up sets in the future as opposed to 7-8. What I am offended - more surprised, really - is the dismissive attitude towards warm-up sets altogether.

Stretching, biking, or flailing your arms about for 15 minutes do not constitute as proper warm ups for the purpose of strength developing or even body building. It should go like this:

Stretch (few minutes) > Warm up sets > Work sets
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: duckman2000 on January 30, 2011, 02:13:44 PM
Stretching, biking, or flailing your arms about for 15 minutes do not constitute as proper warm ups for the purpose of strength developing or even body building.

I wouldn't count squats, push-ups or pull-ups as "flailing your arms about for 15 minutes" but hey. There sure as hell isn't anything "light" about pulling 200lbs+ against gravity many times in a row. I'm well and primed for heavy lifts after that, without being physically burned out.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on January 30, 2011, 02:50:29 PM
Stretching should come after some light cardio or lifting.  You can do serious damage by over stretching cold muscles. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 30, 2011, 11:08:03 PM
Stretching should come after some light cardio or lifting.  You can do serious damage by over stretching cold muscles. 

.

Ironically, it makes you weaker in the short term too, since a stretched muscle is obviously going to be harder to contract than a non-stretched one. Never stretch before heavy lifting. Calistenics and range-of-motion drills, sure. But not actual stretches.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 30, 2011, 11:34:20 PM
As long as I'm warmed up, I don't see much reason to mess around too much with lighter lifts. To each their own I suppose, but I really don't get how you can be so bloody surprised that you would have problems with the heavier lifts when that is your warm up session. They are problematic because by the time you hit them, you're burned out. And when that is pointed out, you act(?) surprised and seem damned near offended by it.

I'm not offended by the suggestion that I might be doing too many warm-ups. In fact, a few posts ago, I openly accepted it as the likely reason behind my one-max-rep failure and have decided to perform 3-5 warm up sets in the future as opposed to 7-8. What I am offended - more surprised, really - is the dismissive attitude towards warm-up sets altogether.

Stretching, biking, or flailing your arms about for 15 minutes do not constitute as proper warm ups for the purpose of strength developing or even body building. It should go like this:

Stretch (few minutes) > Warm up sets > Work sets

ok, give me the physiological reasons why you need to do all those warm-ups then, if you've already got the joints limber and the cartilage softened from calisthenics, and already have your technique down and have extensive experience with heavy loads (i.e. you know what 80% feels like because you've lifted it many times before). There really isn't one. Less experienced trainees need the practice, because their form will look different on damn near every lift as the weight goes up. The more experienced the trainee, the less deviation there will be in their form as the weight increases, so less need for a longer warm-up. As I noted, I'm on the more experienced end, so I do less.

Now, the flipside to this is that very often 'more experienced' means 'older', and obviously the older you get in terms of training years, the more warming-up you should be doing generally. But there again, the experienced trainee knows their body, and knows when they're warmed up. If I'm feeling good after my bodyweight warm-up (which, no bragging and in all seriousness, most people would consider a full workout in itself), I'll ramp up fast. If I'm not feeling so good, or it's been a while since I lifted and the technique is slipping, I'll spend longer on light weights before moving up (maybe a set at 50% or 60% before going to 80%). What I NEVER do is crawl up in 10kg increments doing 5+ reps every time. That's meaningless volume that doesn't make you stronger and just tires you out. I did Starting Strength for 6 months-plus this way, and while my gains weren't quite linear (not being a teenager anymore, sadly), they were pretty close to it, with new PRs every week at least. And no injuries.

If you want to preach about avoiding injury and body-building, I have to question why you're even trying a 1RM in the first place. It's always a test of will and capacity that carries no guarantee of success. Even if everything has being going well, you still won't make those lifts a lot of the time (especially after you've been training for a few years). Trying to lift a weight so heavy that you've never been able to do it before is an inherently silly and risky and unnecessary thing to do. I do them very occasionally, and for kicks only. If I don't make it, I don't get bummed out or throw out my whole training philosophy. Unless you are competing it doesn't really prove anything other than how good you were on that day. I've hit a weight one day, came back 2 days later and failed at 10% less. And vice versa. You get far more reliable results from 3s and 5s.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Nintendosbooger on January 31, 2011, 12:59:10 AM
As long as I'm warmed up, I don't see much reason to mess around too much with lighter lifts. To each their own I suppose, but I really don't get how you can be so bloody surprised that you would have problems with the heavier lifts when that is your warm up session. They are problematic because by the time you hit them, you're burned out. And when that is pointed out, you act(?) surprised and seem damned near offended by it.

I'm not offended by the suggestion that I might be doing too many warm-ups. In fact, a few posts ago, I openly accepted it as the likely reason behind my one-max-rep failure and have decided to perform 3-5 warm up sets in the future as opposed to 7-8. What I am offended - more surprised, really - is the dismissive attitude towards warm-up sets altogether.

Stretching, biking, or flailing your arms about for 15 minutes do not constitute as proper warm ups for the purpose of strength developing or even body building. It should go like this:

Stretch (few minutes) > Warm up sets > Work sets

ok, give me the physiological reasons why you need to do all those warm-ups then, if you've already got the joints limber and the cartilage softened from calisthenics, and already have your technique down and have extensive experience with heavy loads (i.e. you know what 80% feels like because you've lifted it many times before). There really isn't one. Less experienced trainees need the practice, because their form will look different on damn near every lift as the weight goes up. The more experienced the trainee, the less deviation there will be in their form as the weight increases, so less need for a longer warm-up. As I noted, I'm on the more experienced end, so I do less.

Now, the flipside to this is that very often 'more experienced' means 'older', and obviously the older you get in terms of training years, the more warming-up you should be doing generally. But there again, the experienced trainee knows their body, and knows when they're warmed up. If I'm feeling good after my bodyweight warm-up (which, no bragging and in all seriousness, most people would consider a full workout in itself), I'll ramp up fast. If I'm not feeling so good, or it's been a while since I lifted and the technique is slipping, I'll spend longer on light weights before moving up (maybe a set at 50% or 60% before going to 80%). What I NEVER do is crawl up in 10kg increments doing 5+ reps every time. That's meaningless volume that doesn't make you stronger and just tires you out. I did Starting Strength for 6 months-plus this way, and while my gains weren't quite linear (not being a teenager anymore, sadly), they were pretty close to it, with new PRs every week at least. And no injuries.

If you want to preach about avoiding injury and body-building, I have to question why you're even trying a 1RM in the first place. It's always a test of will and capacity that carries no guarantee of success. Even if everything has being going well, you still won't make those lifts a lot of the time (especially after you've been training for a few years). Trying to lift a weight so heavy that you've never been able to do it before is an inherently silly and risky and unnecessary thing to do. I do them very occasionally, and for kicks only. If I don't make it, I don't get bummed out or throw out my whole training philosophy. Unless you are competing it doesn't really prove anything other than how good you were on that day. I've hit a weight one day, came back 2 days later and failed at 10% less. And vice versa. You get far more reliable results from 3s and 5s.


You do warm-ups in general to better prepare your body for the massive workload it's about to perform, by providing your body - without tiring it, obviously - an accurate precursor of the type of weight it's going to be pushing. Calisthenics doesn't do that. Going from a 45-lb bar to my 80% (260-lb range), as you recommended, would undoubtedly lead me to some sort of injury down the road, as the difference in weight between the two warm-up sets is so massive that I might as well not have down the bar warm-ups at all. Rippetoe, whom you've referenced in the past, suggests warm up sets for all types of lifters and experience levels, but if you want me to post more quotes from him validating their importance, I'd be more than happy to do it. If you'd like his suggestions to be reinforced by the opinions of other experienced trainers and coaches, as well, here are some articles:

http://www.bodybuilding.com/fun/hale29.htm
http://www.bodybuilding.com/fun/berardi51.htm
http://www.bodybuilding.com/fun/matt40a.htm
http://www.bodybuilding.com/fun/staley7.htm

Your opinion on the matter is formed on the basis of personal convenience and hypothetical, both of which seem to run opposite of the advice repeatedly imparted by experts. By your own admission, you're lazy and spend less than 30 minutes in the gym, so perhaps your training philosophy and regiment were built with such propensities in mind - I don't know. If you do not want to do the extra sets because you neither have the time nor the desire for it, that's fine, but I notice you tend to use other than the acknowledgment of personal preference as justification for your approach and implying universal reasoning to it when your methodology is neither supported nor recommended by reputable sources.

As far as stretching goes, I do it to loosen up my stiff muscles, although I will admit that I've heard valid arguments on both sides regarding their effectiveness on subsequent workouts. I'll also agree with the one-max rep thing, as it can be dangerous and somewhat unreliable in gauging personal strength, but I do it nevertheless every month or so to have another point of reference and, admittedly, to have a final number when answering the question, "How much can you ____?" As long as I don't do it often, I'll be fine - another fact supported by experts.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 31, 2011, 01:07:11 AM
You're right, I have nothing to teach you grasshopper, go out into the world and do your own thang.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Mupepe on January 31, 2011, 09:44:18 AM
My warm ups are always just straight to 135 (5 rep), 205 (3 reps) and then my working weight (230).  I do two warm up sets and 5 working sets.  I don't know any of the science behind it, but it's not enough to effect my working sets and it's just enough for me to feel good.  I don't stretch before working out either.  I stretch after. 

Anyways, Cormac, I fell off for two meals over the last two weeks.  Last Thursday (I think) I had a Jimmy Johns sandwich and Saturday I had some pizza.  The sandwich I got no excuse for.  The pizza is something I have done every year since my Dad died because he was obsessed with the brand.  My pants are starting to sag and I have to get a new belt. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 31, 2011, 06:43:37 PM
Congrats! That's pretty rapid progress but you can of course lose weight on any old diet. The real change will be when you eat pizza and wish you'd eaten some meat and veggies instead ;)

(btw it sounds like you are doing 'warm-up sets' at your 'working weight' above - i.e. 7 sets at 230. Am I missing something? I'd be surprised if your max goes up very often at that kind of volume, but....I'm done with this argument)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Mupepe on January 31, 2011, 06:58:03 PM
7 sets total. 

1 at 135
1 @ 205
5 @ 235 (went up 5 today)

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 31, 2011, 07:12:59 PM
Fair enough, can't argue with 5x5.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Nintendosbooger on January 31, 2011, 09:02:38 PM
7 sets total. 

1 at 135
1 @ 205
5 @ 235 (went up 5 today)



How much rest between warm-up sets? And work-out sets?

I can't come to a universally agreed upon number for this, and I think that - along with my high number of warm up sets - is thwarting my progress. I've read it's 3 minutes for 8-12 workout reps (body builders) and up to 15 minutes for strength lifters (1-3 reps), but there is no unanimous number.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 31, 2011, 09:33:54 PM
I'm older, and I need up to 15 mins to recover when pushing my limits for sure. I hate waiting that long, because I like to be done fast, as noted above, but what can you do. This is part of the reason why I don't mess around with lots of warm-up sets.

Once you miss the lift enough times, you start listening to your body. There is a sweet spot that you learn to recognize, and it doesn't necessarily follow a predictable pattern. You need to be recovered enough that you're not shaking or breathing heavy, seeing spots etc...but still have the CNS fully engaged (i.e. every part of your body should feel charged and AWAKE). It's tricky because I've often made lifts that I never thought I would because I felt so wasted from the previous set - I'm sure everyone has experienced this at some point. This paradox is partly because of the nature of the effect of adrenaline on the system. It literally makes you feel scared, and diminishes your awareness of your body's capacity. Learning to get a handle on judging your capacity while in this weird excited state is very important, I think. You need to go lift as soon as the negative effects of the last set have diminished JUST enough, but the positive effects are still there. The good part of course is when you make that lift that you didn't really think you had in you, which instills the confidence you need to keep pushing the envelope.

(Then again, I do know some badasses who just set their watch for rest periods and get straight back under the bar when their 2 mins or whatever is up. If you are totally consistent with doing it, you can certainly train your body to recover a bit faster. I think the positive effect is mostly psychological though, just because it removes the element of discretion and possible overthinking).

Short answer = by all means, rest up to 15 mins for strength lifts. 5 at minimum. Learn to identify your personal sweet spot, which will be highly variable with age/injury/diet/fatigue and not something you can follow with a stopwatch.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Nintendosbooger on January 31, 2011, 11:41:42 PM
I hear you. I did the "no stretch" thing today and my warm-up sets consisted of 3 1-rep workouts (@ 135, 185, and 225) before I started my 5x5. Didn't feel bad, funny, or hurt, so I might stop stretching altogether before sets.

My rests tonight lasted 5-10 minutes between each set, which I felt was optimal since I was fatigued yet successful in completing my sets.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Mupepe on February 01, 2011, 10:22:46 AM
Between my warm up sets, I wait as long as it takes to get the weight on the bar.  Same for the time between warm ups and 1st working weight set.  Between each working weight set I wait 4 minutes.  I even set a timer.  But that's not a hard line.  If I really feel like I'm pushing my body that day, I'll take extra time.  But I like to keep a set routine so I try to stick with the 4 minutes and that usually does me good.  When I first started lifting it used to be a minute and a half.  Then when I first got to upper 100's and lower 200's it changed to 3 minutes and I just changed it to 4 minutes the other day.  But I asked Cormac before and I've read everywhere, if you're not in a rush (and since I have my weight bench at home, I'm not) take as much time as you need.  Right now, after 4 minutes rest I generally feel 100% going back. 

My biggest problem with waiting is that I guess I get out of that mode sometimes or wait too long and when I go back my arms feel like jelly and they're just done with it.  That's why I started timing myself.  Too many times I sat down to rest and came back just feeling done.

And I generally do around 10 reps on the low side of my routine (when I deload) and at least 5 on the high side (which tomorrow will be 240 on bench).  I'll hit 245 Friday and deload 10% because that's usually where I either make 24 or barely make 25. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on February 03, 2011, 06:24:56 AM
I've been without teh internetz for a little while, but here's a quick update on me.

Lost an additional 8lbs after starting Paleo in the first week and a half.  I had been stuck at a plateau for a while, and I was happy to push past it.  I started out really strong into the diet, and I wasn't happy with it, tbh.  I'm still doing it, but not with the intensity that I started with.  I'm easing into it more now. (i.e. things like making my own salad dressing and finding the healthiest ways to cook food didn't come easy to me at first)

Cormac question in the spoiler (or anyone that eats Paleo regularly)
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Cormac, what do you do for meat options?  Finding healthy cuts of red meat is hard to do, and sources of other meats outside of fish, pork, and chicken are hard to come by.  Do you still eat a lot of red meat?  We haven't been, but I'm getting burnt out on chicken.  I guess what I'm trying to ask is what are the best meats that I can get/eat in a smaller population area? 

I should also add that I do eat bacon and eggs in the morning.  Cause it's so fucking yummy.  Is that bad?
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My gym routine is getting better.  I'm up to finally doing 30 minutes (cut in half) on an elliptical at a decent pace.  I was doing the HIIT for a while, but after a few weeks I wasn't noticing any benefits from it.  I'm not going to go too in depth on my lifting routine because I'm not trying to bulk up.  I still do a rotation of arms, legs, and chest/back every week using as many free weights as possible.

My exercise at home still needs improvement.  I know that if I were to at least exercise 30-45 minutes each day that I didn't make it to the gym, I'd shed weight really quickly.  My motivation just isn't there to get up off my ass and do it.  I've got a stepping block that I use, but I just can't get myself to stay on it like I should.  I'm definitely not going to by a bike or treadmill for at home though, because that would almost defeat the purpose of the gym membership.  Ideas from anyone with young kids or that had a young kid once for doing exercise and cardio at home would be great.

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 03, 2011, 07:32:44 AM
Nothing wrong with red meat, really. The big issue is the quality of the meat. If it's primo grass-fed organic meat, you can wolf it down (including the fat) as often as you afford. Lots of Paleo folks buy it by the cow and freeze it, which is much cheaper.

If you're buying factory red meat (which is sadly the norm), you should really go for the leanest cuts you can get, and trim the fat. The fat is not the problem - it's all the nasty toxins that accumulate in the fat.

I buy good steak and stewing beef when it's cheap and freeze it til I need it. The cheaper cuts go in stews and curries. The steak i just eat with veggies on the side. I also eat a lot of pork shoulder, tenderloin and pork chops (just had 3 for dinner).

Bacon and eggs is like the foundation of my whole existence. Every. Day. Unless I have sausages instead. I buy bacon in chunks and slice it myself for maximum satisfaction. There are an infinite number of ways you can cook eggs, so it never gets dull. Whatever leftover veggies i have from dinner go in the eggs or on the side. Omelettes are my mainstay though, fried in the bacon grease. Tomatoes, broccoli, spinach, squash, cauliflower whatever is around goes on the side.

Don't forget fish as well. Salmon is super easy to cook and goes with a million things. mmm, maybe it's time for Paleo cooking thread, if Rman is in!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Van Cruncheon on February 03, 2011, 03:27:24 PM
back on track with my diet. man, i simply can't eat nuts (:teehee). fuckin' food allergies ruin everything.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 03, 2011, 07:30:36 PM
Well, nuts are problematic for many folks for a reason - most contain anti-digestive enzymes to help the nut pass through the digestive systems of say, a squirrel, largely undigested. (to distribute the nuts far from the parent tree). Those enzymes work on us too. There are ways to counteract their effects though - which is why we typically toast walnuts before eating. Soaking them overnight in water helps in many cases too. I'm not sure if this kind of approach would help with your allergies though...I've never had any and don't spend a lot of time thinking about them. Robbwolf.com probably has all the answers though!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Van Cruncheon on February 03, 2011, 08:00:23 PM
nah, i don't mind taking them out of my diet -- just that they were a convenient source of proteins/fats. i'm adding (range-fed) red meat in a bit again with the chicken/fish, so we'll see! really, overall, i can't complain -- paleo is so fuckin easy to do, and i'm glad it wasn't the paleo eating but rather just the nuts that were messing with me.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on February 03, 2011, 08:04:58 PM
Yo, Van Cruncheon, why have you become so concerned about your looks?  Did you get a mistress or manstress?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Van Cruncheon on February 03, 2011, 10:38:15 PM
what? i have a VERY active and outdoorsy six year old daughter, and i ain't gonna be the lazy fatass dad kids make fun of. i wanna be the fucking UNGODLY TERROR DAD that sets the fuckin' pace! not interested in my LOOKS -- i am at best a very middling prize no matter how cut i get -- just in my muscle/stamina. for all my bullshit around here i hold my kid to a pretty high standard, and i am NOT gonna be a fucking hypocrite!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 03, 2011, 10:41:27 PM
...AND can fix your laptop and do trig in his head :bow
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Van Cruncheon on February 03, 2011, 10:43:51 PM
also if you want your kids to eat right and value exercise, the parents have to be the standard-bearers. you want 'em to be lazy worthless fourthmeal slurping shits with fucked up priorities, act that way yourself and they'll waddle right along behind ya
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on February 04, 2011, 01:29:44 AM
Sorry for the misunderstanding, bro.  I just found it odd because you didn't give a crap before and being a happily married man, it didn't seem like you needed to.  Big props on leading your family to a healthy lifestyle.  Is your daughter on paleo as well?  I wonder what her friends would say when she removes the corn from the dog. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Van Cruncheon on February 04, 2011, 01:32:19 AM
no worries! realizing exactly how much your kid absorbs from your lifestyle and behavior as a parent really woke me up.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 04, 2011, 03:30:51 AM
it's certainly making me consider hiding my porn a bit better, yes.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: cool breeze on February 04, 2011, 06:10:41 PM
I think I asked about it a while back but forgot to follow up during the colder seasons.  Are there any good methods to keep my forearms from being so dainty? my wrists are especially thin and it's starting to annoy me as spring is just around the corner

also if you want your kids to eat right and value exercise, the parents have to be the standard-bearers. you want 'em to be lazy worthless fourthmeal slurping shits with fucked up priorities, act that way yourself and they'll waddle right along behind ya

that is very admirable

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Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: TEEEPO on February 04, 2011, 06:16:19 PM
Anyone know some good core and arm workouts to do?  I'm more interested in endurance rather than strength.  I've finally gotten back to 25 miles a week after fucking my back up and I'm starting to put on good speed but I'm running stiff because I haven't been exercising my upper body at all.

out of curiosity, how did you fuck up your back?

i struggle with a fucked up back which has completely put a stop to my running :( for the short term i hope...

but it hasn't stopped me from biking/swiming/hiking :punch
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: TEEEPO on February 04, 2011, 06:30:15 PM
any recommendations for which yoga workout/routine you've used? i've been doing the p90 yoga-x once a week or so, but i'm finding it a bit too extreme for my condition.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 04, 2011, 10:09:21 PM
Anyone know some good core and arm workouts to do?  I'm more interested in endurance rather than strength.  I've finally gotten back to 25 miles a week after fucking my back up and I'm starting to put on good speed but I'm running stiff because I haven't been exercising my upper body at all.

anything other than running :lol

Same shit as I recommend for everyone else - squat, deadlift (yes, these are 'core' exercises as much as leg exercises), pull-ups, shoulder press, cleans, kettlebell swings, you name it. And run less miles and sprint more often.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 05, 2011, 09:41:43 AM
I've been without teh internetz for a little while, but here's a quick update on me.

Lost an additional 8lbs after starting Paleo in the first week and a half.  I had been stuck at a plateau for a while, and I was happy to push past it.  I started out really strong into the diet, and I wasn't happy with it, tbh.  I'm still doing it, but not with the intensity that I started with.  I'm easing into it more now. (i.e. things like making my own salad dressing and finding the healthiest ways to cook food didn't come easy to me at first)

Cormac question in the spoiler (or anyone that eats Paleo regularly)
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Cormac, what do you do for meat options?  Finding healthy cuts of red meat is hard to do, and sources of other meats outside of fish, pork, and chicken are hard to come by.  Do you still eat a lot of red meat?  We haven't been, but I'm getting burnt out on chicken.  I guess what I'm trying to ask is what are the best meats that I can get/eat in a smaller population area? 

I should also add that I do eat bacon and eggs in the morning.  Cause it's so fucking yummy.  Is that bad?
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My gym routine is getting better.  I'm up to finally doing 30 minutes (cut in half) on an elliptical at a decent pace.  I was doing the HIIT for a while, but after a few weeks I wasn't noticing any benefits from it.  I'm not going to go too in depth on my lifting routine because I'm not trying to bulk up.  I still do a rotation of arms, legs, and chest/back every week using as many free weights as possible.

My exercise at home still needs improvement.  I know that if I were to at least exercise 30-45 minutes each day that I didn't make it to the gym, I'd shed weight really quickly.  My motivation just isn't there to get up off my ass and do it.  I've got a stepping block that I use, but I just can't get myself to stay on it like I should.  I'm definitely not going to by a bike or treadmill for at home though, because that would almost defeat the purpose of the gym membership.  Ideas from anyone with young kids or that had a young kid once for doing exercise and cardio at home would be great.


It's great that you're honest with yourself but man, a week and half and you're slacking? After losing 8lbs? Most people would be ecstatic with that kind of progress. I think maybe you should set some goals.

Most of the workouts I do are completely doable at home, with a minimum of equipment. I did a workout today on my porch, which is about 10 feet by 3 feet, using an old basketball full of sand and a kettlebell, for example. Took under 10 mins - the kid never even noticed I was gone. As usual, I've gone through all this stuff too many times already in various threads to rehash it though. Ask some specific questions and you will get specific answers. Ask vague ones and you will get vague answers.;)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on February 05, 2011, 01:32:00 PM
I fell down some stairs about a year ago which tweaked it, and then I re-injured it twice since then.  I started doing yoga and running stairs to get back into it which worked.

Try to see a Doctor of Osteopathic Medicine but find one that specializes in Osteopathic Medicine.  I think they call it OMM.  DOs can specialize in any medical field like MDs so you need to find one that really still practices Osteopathy.  I've heard miracle stories from people who've got their backs fixed by osteopathic medicine when traditional MD methods didn't work. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 05, 2011, 09:39:46 PM
This is about all you need to start. Key is to keep the shoulders relaxed (but engaged) - all the thrust comes from the hips. People often think this is a shoulder/arm exercise - it is not. It is great for shoulder rehab and grip, but what it trains is hip thrust.  :-*

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Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on February 09, 2011, 03:59:12 PM

It's great that you're honest with yourself but man, a week and half and you're slacking? After losing 8lbs? Most people would be ecstatic with that kind of progress. I think maybe you should set some goals.

Most of the workouts I do are completely doable at home, with a minimum of equipment. I did a workout today on my porch, which is about 10 feet by 3 feet, using an old basketball full of sand and a kettlebell, for example. Took under 10 mins - the kid never even noticed I was gone. As usual, I've gone through all this stuff too many times already in various threads to rehash it though. Ask some specific questions and you will get specific answers. Ask vague ones and you will get vague answers.;)

I'm back on the net finally!  And I've lost another couple of pounds since then.  I'm glad you mentioned goals, Cormac.  I actually just turned the wall behind my PC into a personal health tracker.  I'm keeping my current weight, BMI, and my goals pinned up on index cards.  I don't know how much stock anyone else puts into BMI, but I like to have something in addition to weight to track.  This time last year, my goals were pretty hefty and vague.  This time, I've structured them a little better with actual time guidelines to boost. 

I'm pretty excited today!  The hospital I work for just opened a business account with my local gym (the one I'm already a member of) so I'm going to get a bigger discount for going.  On top of that, they've got an appointment made for us with a personal trainer (he calls himself a physique specialist).  There are only a small handful of us that have memberships, so this should be a good session.

As for my at home exercise, I'm starting to improve there as well.  I built a step out of some spare lumber a few months ago and I do steps... on it for cardio.  Strength training at home is still lagging, but I'm figuring it out. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 09, 2011, 08:08:12 PM
There is plenty of evidence that you can lose weight by doing nothing more than setting a firm goal and keeping it in mind by tracking it every day. I'm not sold on it, because there is a lot more to health and fitness than simply losing weight, but it's an indication of the power of the mind. Taking pictures is more useful than tracking by scales or BMI, IMHO. The mirror/camera doesn't lie. This is especially important if you are exercising on top of dieting, because the scales won't account for added lean muscle mass.

Check out this dude, btw. Phenomenal body comp changes at age 54 with minimal equipment (and i'm guessing a very low budget).
http://www.marksdailyapple.com/the-unconquerable-dave/

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Sept 2009
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Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on February 10, 2011, 05:53:13 AM
 :o Holy Shit  :o

That's impressive.

I met with a personal trainer tonight that I was really impressed with.  I got the guy's business card and I'm going to set up a personal session with him soon.  He told me he was a big fan of Paleo eating, and he's got a lot of happy clients.  Not only that, but my nutritionist trusts him, so that's got to say something good.

The best part about the session tonight (it was a group session), was that he gave us all some great tips for getting in a super workout at the gym and using a lot of the same routines at home, but in different ways. 

BTW, Cormac do you have the books like the Primal Blueprint and the Primal Blueprint Cookbook?  I was just wondering if they were any good.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 10, 2011, 06:19:33 AM
The Primal Blueprint is AWESOME. Almost every word in there is gold. I don't buy into all the supplements he sells, but he's honest about them not being necessary for most people if they get the other things right.

I have the cookbook as well but it's not wildly useful for me. Japanese stores have a totally different set of ingredients so using most US or UK cookbooks is always an exercise in frustration. By the time you make all the substitutions, it's a whole different thing. And it's not like I have any trouble with Paleo cooking anyway. It's such a piece of piss compared to the fussy stuff I was making before. Still, I count any cookbook a win if it adds even one menu item to your regular rotation. When you're starting out, you need to get to around 10 items if you're really gonna make it through the week without cheating. So do what you gotta do to get to 10, I guess. If it means buying 10 books, buy 10 books, it'll be well worth it in the long run. Might be worth a trip to the library if you're not sure.

There is a metric TON of stuff online of course but a lot of it is this weird kind of 'let's make regular food Paleo-style!'. Making weird-ass 'blueberry pancakes' out of almond flour with 'syrup' made from Stevia and garbage like that. If you want blueberry pancakes that fucking bad, eat the things.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Mupepe on February 10, 2011, 10:20:07 AM
I got some bread made from flax seeds the other day.  It was pretty good, but it just tasted off.  Maybe i'm just too used to wheat and flour.  Wasn't worth the price or hassle.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on February 16, 2011, 01:47:41 AM
I'm out of my rut with meat finally.  I had a nice juicy steak two nights ago and pork chops last night.  My wife picked out cuts at the store that weren't terribly fatty, so they turned out pretty well. 

Also found out that my in-laws have a guy they buy a cow and a hog from every year and send them to a butcher.  I think my wife and I are going to buy in the next time they have one butchered.  The cattle and hogs they get are all grass fed and naturally maintained.  It's a paleo dream!

Had a stomach virus on Sunday which took away from my gym day, so I'm looking to get back into things today after recovering for the last couple. 

I'm going to be looking for some new shoes in the next couple of weeks for the gym.  I plan to make these shoes strictly "gym" shoes.  I've got a wide foot.  Any suggestions?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 16, 2011, 02:01:16 AM
What are you doing that requires shoes? Unless I'm on a treadmill (which is rare), I either wear Vibrams (for everything) or weightlifting shoes (for squatting and O-lifts...I deadlift in Vibrams or barefoot typically). The best thing you can do to strengthen your feet and ankles is to be barefoot as often as possible, although you may need some social engineering to get away with this at your gym. Only wear shoes when you absolutely have to, and then wear the least possible amount of shoe. You absolutely do not need to wear $200 of Nike to pad around the weight room.

Buying a cow or pig is an awesome way to go. I'd do it in a heartbeat if I had a big freezer. If you can get grass-fed butter and cream from the same source, do it. Also try to get some beef tallow and use it for cooking. You could live on it. My local supermarket actually gives the stuff away and it's awesome for cooking.

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on February 16, 2011, 01:57:25 PM
In Kentucky, people just got used to wearing shoes everywhere.  I don't want to be the one to upset the new standard so soon!   :lol

I won't actually be doing anything that requires shoes in the gym, and the trainer I met suggested getting a pair with as little padding in the heel as possible.  I probably could get away with wearing Vibrams though.  I don't know how well they'll fit me since I do have a wide foot.  Are they pretty flexible in terms of molding all foot types?  If not Vibrams, what about something like a pair of Chuck Taylor All-Stars?  They're also very lightweight and just add a minimal layer of protection for the bottom of the foot.

Just to clarify, I don't look for the big expensive shoes.  I don't find them any more useful than a pair of $50 New Balances.  I care about comfort.

I know what beef tallow is, but what kind of cooking is it used for?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Mupepe on February 16, 2011, 03:29:06 PM
By the way, the best thread on bodybuilding.com...

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=108359701&page=5
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 16, 2011, 07:02:33 PM
Chuck Taylors are fine for most purposes in the gym. If you get into squatting heavy or Olympic lifting, you may want to upgrade.

Re: the width of your feet - I am not a shoe salesman, and cannot find you a pair of shoes over the internet, ffs :lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 16, 2011, 07:11:04 PM
:bow Billy Rygar, internet shoe salesman :bow2
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 16, 2011, 10:38:12 PM
I won't even get you started on purses and handbags.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on February 17, 2011, 02:33:41 AM
 :lol Thanks for the help!  I'll probably stick with Chuck Taylors for right now.  I have a pair that is still in great shape, and I might go buy another here in the next couple of weeks just for the hell of it.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 19, 2011, 06:12:54 AM
Did a nice simple workout today that anybody can try more or less anywhere. If you don't mind a few odd looks, maybe.

Just get a backpack and stuff it with heavy things. Barbell plates are handy but anything that will fit is fine. An easy way to weight an object is of course to fill it with water or sand, so you could just get a bunch of empty soft drink plastic bottles or milk cartons or whatever and stick those in there. Aim for somewhere between 25-50% of your bodyweight.

Then just put on your favorite podcast and start walkin'. Take breaks if you need to but just try to cover as much ground as possible. Imagine you are returning from a hunt with a dead deer on your back for your starving family's consumption if it helps. Aim to be out there for an hour. That's it. This is incredible for the core - your abs will be locked tight the whole time, without you even having to consciously think about it. Cause if not, you'll fall over in a heap :lol

If you really want to light yourself up, carry something in each arm as well. If you walk for an hour or so, your forearms will be like fucking Popeye's by the end of it.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on February 19, 2011, 02:06:35 PM
The workout sounds simple enough and I've heard a lot of others say to do it, but I still have one question.  Wouldn't that have some sort of long-term effect on your low back and your overall posture?  Or would that only be if it was done on a daily basis?

I just remember a big campaign that went through the schools a few years ago where they were encouraging the students from Preschool to College to stop using backpacks and to stop carrying so many books in general because the weight of the books was causing back problems for them.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 19, 2011, 07:03:32 PM
if you don't carry it right, sure, i can see that being a concern. The answer is then: carry it right, with good posture. You will be very conscious of where the weight is placed on your back, believe me. It's not something you can ignore like a bunch of books. From the second you put it on your back, you will be thinking about the best way to carry the thing so it doesn't hurt and doesn't feel so fucking heavy! :lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 19, 2011, 07:05:19 PM
Also, you don't need to use a backpack - you can just carry stuff in your hands (the 'Farmer's Walk'), or held at your chest, or even above your head (The 'Waiter's Walk'). Kettlebells are good for this.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: cool breeze on February 20, 2011, 01:48:17 PM
quick question:  is it better to work out of you're sick, or are you supposed to rest and take the day off?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on February 20, 2011, 01:59:43 PM
In b4 Cormac flips shit.   :lol

I asked the same question a couple of months ago.  Here's the link http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=32900.msg1250588#msg1250588 (http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=32900.msg1250588#msg1250588)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: cool breeze on February 20, 2011, 02:08:20 PM
:tomato

I almost never get sick and generally stay healthy (physically).  Yesterday I was joking about it with a friend who has been sick throughout summer, then I started to feel ill last night.  This morning was even worse.  I blame him.

edit: other than getting a bit light headed and woozy and having an all around feeling of weakness and some trouble breathing, I felt like I made the right choice to man up.  I popped like eight vitamin-c tablets and rank four cups of tea so that should clear me up quick.  I hope my car gets stuck in the snow tomorrow; I'll lift it out with one hand, finger banging nature with the other.  I feel like such a man right now.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on February 21, 2011, 08:57:38 AM
:rock Linkzg Manliness :rock

So, I'm curious about something.  Aside from all the huff and puff about people shouldn't be trying to lose weight but get smaller, fit(er?), and more toned; is it bad to weigh oneself right after a workout?  I know I sweat so I'm losing minimal weight from perspiration there, but I'm also taking in fluids, and I would think it's more than I'm putting out.  When is the best time to weigh yourself?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 21, 2011, 09:05:19 AM
Doesn't really matter when, so long as you're consistent. If you weigh yourself after a workout, always weigh yourself after a workout. Most people say after your morning ablutions and before you eat, so you aren't just weighing your breakfast and last night's dinner. But it doesn't always work out that way.

The chances of you actually losing an appreciable amount of fat DURING a workout are pretty minimal though. Even if you are fully adapted to burning fat rather than blood sugar, it's going to be a trivial amount that would be obliterated by a few sips of water.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on February 21, 2011, 09:08:54 AM
By that alone, you would think it would be best to weigh yourself the morning after you work out before breakfast.  That's when you're not going to have consumed anything for ~8 hours and hopefully you've taken your morning poo as well.  My trainer guy has been telling me that the workout is not actually where the fat is burned, but it sets the body up to burn the fat later when it's "repairing" itself from the workout.

Am I right or way off?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Mupepe on February 21, 2011, 10:06:15 AM
It also has to do with hormones and chemical reactions going on in the body regarding eating habits, the muscle mass that your body has to constantly feed and the rate at which your body consumes energy because it's expecting a certain level of physical activity.  From my understanding, those are the 3 main causes of weight loss/fat burn but I might be wrong.

Cormac, thanks to your fucking ass I walked around a park for an hour yesterday with 100 pounds in my backpack.  Holy fucking shit, man.  Then I didn't think about the fact that even after I was done and drove home from the park, I had to walk up 3 flights of stairs with those fuckers.  Great workout though, I think it's going to be my sunday exercise.

Edit: By the way, I weigh myself every Sunday morning right after waking up and right after my Sunday poo.  I lost 4 lbs last week
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 21, 2011, 10:19:41 AM
Congrats, Mups! I was fucked up the next day, but feels good now. I did the stairs myself too (although I'm on the 2nd floor), and a bunch of hills.

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Mupepe on February 21, 2011, 10:24:24 AM
oh no hills for me.  just walked all around a park near the house.  I didn't realize how shit I felt until I got out of the car when I get home.  Then loading myself back up with the backpack and heading upstairs.  Whew!  Next time I plan on carrying a couple of jugs of water in each hand too.  I was surprised that I'm pretty much sore everywhere.  My upper abs especially, upper back/traps and legs mostly.  God it felt good when I took the bag off, I felt like a feather.  It was great.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Shaka Khan on February 21, 2011, 10:33:00 AM
I've been avoiding this thread for so long, but no more. I need to look good (well, better) in 6 weeks. So should I expect to shed some weight by posting here, say 3 times a day?

:tomato

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Mupepe on February 21, 2011, 10:34:53 AM
if you masturbate a lot, your heartrate will go up so you should lose weight, right??
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Shaka Khan on February 21, 2011, 10:36:09 AM
Real talk though: I'm starting with a 1500 calorie/day diet, and 4 aerobic classes per week. I'm 6'2" and I weigh 95 Kilos at the moment. How much what would be the ideal/realistic target to reach under those conditions?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Mupepe on February 21, 2011, 11:43:26 AM
You'll lose a lot initially.  Probably up to 6 pounds or so your first week.  Then most likely settle between 2 and 4 pounds a day.  So in 6 weeks you can lose anywhere from 12 to 20ish pounds I'd say.  But that depends on what your aerobic class consists of and what your 1500 calories a day are made up of I'd say.  You definitely want to be taking in good calories.  Not 1500 calories of junk.  I also ran your BMR at around the age of 30 so if you're younger, you might be able to lose a bit more.  Older a bit less.  at 6'2 and 209 lbs, you don't seem to be THAT overweight.  So I imagine if you stick with it good and lose a good 15-20 pounds, it could make a hell of a difference on your frame.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on February 21, 2011, 05:06:54 PM
Christ, I'm going to have to try this back packing thing.  It actually sounds kind of fun.

In other news, I just found out that the personal trainer I'm considering going to is a Tony Horton fanatic.  Good or bad?  I mean, Tony Horton is 56 and built like a Greek fucking god.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 21, 2011, 06:46:17 PM
that basically means P90x, which is kind of a pre-packaged microwavable Crossfit program. You could do a lot worse.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on February 22, 2011, 01:12:22 AM
Real talk though: I'm starting with a 1500 calorie/day diet, and 4 aerobic classes per week. I'm 6'2" and I weigh 95 Kilos at the moment. How much what would be the ideal/realistic target to reach under those conditions?

Since you're a young guy who's already in decent shape, you're probably better off eating more but smaller meals per day than having such a low caloric limit.  You're not going to be able to build or even keep muscle with that much activity and so few calories. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 22, 2011, 01:15:27 AM
He'd be better off eating food that won't make him fat in the first place and ditching the aerobics and the diet that won't let him ever feel satisfied. Not to sound like a broke fuckin' record or anything...
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on February 22, 2011, 01:19:08 AM
Well, the things that he likes sticking down his throat won't make him fat but they won't satiate his appetite either.  :teehee
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 22, 2011, 01:28:35 AM
High protein diet sounds perfect then
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on February 25, 2011, 02:09:42 AM
I don't know if I mentioned this, but I had my cholesterol checked the other day.  My total cholesterol was 117 and my triglycerides were 65! :rock

Oh, and I may have to go solo on Paleo.  My wife was apparently unaware that turkey bratwurst with cheddar and soft wheat buns, along with sea salt potato chips were not on the paleo diet.   :lol

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Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on February 25, 2011, 02:17:57 AM
How's your HDL/LDL ratio?  Most physicians now believe that's a more important indicator of health than total cholesterol count. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 25, 2011, 02:31:18 AM
Yes indeed. Nevertheless, most physicians continue to dole out statins like candy. Oh well.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on February 25, 2011, 02:36:27 AM
This is as yet unsubstantiated by major research but one of my medical professors strongly believe that a steady diet of nuts can raise one's HDL significantly. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 25, 2011, 02:44:25 AM
do you have any particular type of nuts in mind

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Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on February 25, 2011, 02:45:55 AM
I wanna ask you one question
If I had some nuts, hangin on the walls, what did I have honey?"

I said, "Darling you'd have some walnuts."

She said, "Well.. daddy if I had some nuts
on my chest, would those be chestnuts?"

I said, "Hell yes!"

She said, "Well daddy if I had nuts under my chin
would those be chin-nuts?"

I said, "Hell no bitch you'd have a dick in your mouth!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 25, 2011, 02:51:14 AM
...and there's the finish
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on February 25, 2011, 02:51:59 AM
 :lol   :lol   :lol

This cholesterol check was at the price of on the house, courtesy of the hot lab technician that I persuaded to check it for me.  She wasn't able to include a more in-depth analysis of my cholesterol due to it being flagged by her supervisor if she did.  We work together, and I didn't want to get her in trouble, because it would in turn get me in trouble.

I takes what I can get.  I'm not eating any nuts, but I do take a regular Flaxseed oil supplement.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on February 26, 2011, 10:53:57 PM
So I bought a compression tee today and I think I'm in love.  I've never owned one before, but it's just awesome.  Granted, it's not Under Armour, but it does the trick.  I'm going out tomorrow to try out some Vibrams.  I want to at least try before I buy the first time.  If I'm not impressed, I'll just go out and buy a couple more pairs of Chuck Taylor's, but I'm hoping I like em.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on February 27, 2011, 02:46:12 AM
Nice work!  I'd imagine a trail 10k would be rough as hell, no?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 27, 2011, 05:01:26 AM
:bow Genghis :bow2

Have you tried the kettlebells yet? Very important for injury prevention. All those little stabilizer muscles need to be strengthened as well as the big ones that move you.  I recommend Turkish Get-Ups:

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Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on February 28, 2011, 09:09:03 AM
So I got a pair of Vibram KSO's yesterday.  I absolutely fell in love with them the moment I put them on.  I had to go a size bigger than I was measured for, because the top of my foot didn't want to fit in.  Wore them to work last night, and got a lot of "Hey Andy what's u... what the fuck is on your feet?"   :lol

I realize that it's going to take a little bit of time to get adjusted to walking this way and not having a Nike Swooshing spring in my step, but I'm okay with that.  I did go for a jog this morning in them.  Just one mile.  No discomfort whatsoever. 

Happy customer here!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Oblivion on February 28, 2011, 03:42:55 PM
Probably a stupid question, but is it better to eat before or after you workout?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Mupepe on February 28, 2011, 04:33:18 PM
Probably a stupid question, but is it better to eat before or after you workout?
You have a certain timeframe after you workout that you should get some nutrition.  I'd go no more than an hour after. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Mupepe on February 28, 2011, 04:39:32 PM
Yeah, if I try to workout earlier than 2 hours after I eat, I get nauseous. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 28, 2011, 06:57:36 PM
Something light beforehand, something light within 30 mins afterward. Post-workout is the one time pretty much everyone agrees some carbs are advisable. (not a bowl of pasta, mind you - I'm talking like a chunk or two of sweet potato with cinnamon).

It's a long complicated story but remember that you are working out in order to recover from it. The recovery process is what makes you better/faster/stronger/fitter/leaner/bigger etc. Eating right afterward, resting appropriately, icing, stretching...these are all vital components of the recovery process and cannot be compensated for by working out harder. Plus they all feel good!

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The idea of a PWO meal containing carbs (and protein) is to take advantage of a period of time in which the muscles are particularly insulin sensitive. We can fly nutrients into the muscle “under the radar” via a mechanism called “non insulin mediated glucose transport”. Amino acids are also taken in during this time and may play a synergistic role in both glycogen repletion but also decreasing inflammation that accompanies hard training. Said another way, you recover from exertion faster. So, what should ya eat? We actually want a starchy carb as our primary carb. Yams and sweet potatoes are great options as they are also highly nutritious. Fruit should be used sparingly in this meal if one is focused on optimized glycogen repletion as fructose refills liver glycogen first, and once liver glycogen is full we up-regulate the lipogenic activity of the liver and start down the road towards fat gain and insulin resistance.

http://robbwolf.com/2008/11/03/post-wo-nutrition/

http://robbwolf.com/2009/07/01/post-workout-nutrition-high-or-low-carb/
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on February 28, 2011, 10:53:08 PM
I just wanted to let you guys know that the jog I took this morning was not an every day thing.  It's like getting a new toy.  I just wanted to see what they could do.

As far as the other stuff though, do you think it would be okay for me to start lifting in them yet?  Or should I stick with my Chucks until I get more acquainted with them?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 28, 2011, 11:29:17 PM
lifting, sure.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on February 28, 2011, 11:41:55 PM
Okay, let's put it like this.  Am I going to be alright at the gym?  I don't use the treadmill there.  I use the elliptical.  The only other exercises I do while I'm there that include my feet are squats and planks.  Do you think I should be alright for those?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Nintendosbooger on March 01, 2011, 12:01:56 AM
This is a long shot, but here goes:

Anyone selling their gym membership to Washington/NY/Boston/Philadelphia Sports Club? They're trying to charge me $69 a month and I didn't know whether to laugh at the salesperson's face or slap him with a 45-lb plate. It's the only gym around now, and I'm close to breaking in. Or, if someone can help me get a discount?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 01, 2011, 01:18:06 AM
Okay, let's put it like this.  Am I going to be alright at the gym?  I don't use the treadmill there.  I use the elliptical.  The only other exercises I do while I'm there that include my feet are squats and planks.  Do you think I should be alright for those?

yes. Anything you can comfortably do barefoot, you can do in Vibrams. You wouldn't just head out for a 5k run in your bare feet if you'd never done it before, right? That's about the only thing you have to watch out for, as there is a lot of strengthening you need to do of the calves and ankles first. And it's not the sort that you can do via squatting heavy etc. You just need to spend time walking around barefoot or in Vibrams.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on March 01, 2011, 01:22:30 AM
Okay, let's put it like this.  Am I going to be alright at the gym?  I don't use the treadmill there.  I use the elliptical.  The only other exercises I do while I'm there that include my feet are squats and planks.  Do you think I should be alright for those?

yes. Anything you can comfortably do barefoot, you can do in Vibrams. You wouldn't just head out for a 5k run in your bare feet if you'd never done it before, right? That's about the only thing you have to watch out for, as there is a lot of strengthening you need to do of the calves and ankles first. And it's not the sort that you can do via squatting heavy etc. You just need to spend time walking around barefoot or in Vibrams.

I'm from Kentucky.  I've got that covered!   :lol

Thanks for the advice.  TBH, I had only one small muscle "ache" at the end of my jog.  I did try to take it easy with it the first time out of fear of injury.  I'm excited to get moving in these things though.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Shaka Khan on March 01, 2011, 07:28:38 PM
I'm glad to report that everything is going well, so far it seems like I've finally paced myself into a my new diet, so heres hoping I stick to it. I really don't wanna awaken the rabid binge-eating demon that usually follows poorly thought out/depriving diets.

I have a couple of dietary questions though:
- What is the general consensus about diet drinks (Coke) when it comes to weight loss (as I'm aware of the other harmful risks), will it impede in any way my progress?
- Can someone suggest a few ideas for hardy, satisfying, yet healthy meals? I'm short on soup ideas for example, and I love soup. Something from common ingredients and easy to prepare would be preferable.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 01, 2011, 09:04:36 PM
There is a fair amount of evidence to suggest that anything that tastes sweet will stimulate insulin production (i.e. it will make you fat). This seems to vary widely between individuals though, so I think it may be psychological. Possibly the more you crave sweet stuff, the more likely your body will be to release insulin.

At any rate, no good can possibly come from encouraging an addiction to sweet-tasting food. Drinking Diet Coke leads to eating candy and donuts and cheeseburgers and all sorts of shit. Get off the crack.

Healthy meals - you don't get much easier to prepare than eggs. Pretty much the perfect food, esp. free range. I have no idea what kind of diet you are doing though.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on March 02, 2011, 02:04:23 AM
I could live the rest of my life with apples, broccoli, eggs, and turkey bacon.  Just saying. 

Oh wait, what were we talking about?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 02, 2011, 02:18:08 AM
eating that many apples would not be a great idea, it seems. The more I read, the more convinced I am that fructose is a serious concern. I've cut waaaaay back on fruit.

I realize this is tough for people to accept, 'an apple a day' and all that. But there it is.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on March 02, 2011, 03:04:12 AM
Aren't green apples low in sugar though?  They seem to work great whenever I need to cut some fat.  At the least, my digestion always improves after eating some green apples. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 02, 2011, 03:21:35 AM
Relative to what? Something containing more sugar?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on March 02, 2011, 11:51:20 AM
So, from the extensive reading I did on fructose (see: wikipedia.org  :lol) I notice it links high-fructose consumption to liver disease and gout.  My question is this: how much fructose did they give those lab rats?  They said some of those rats had livers that looked like they belonged to alcoholics.  Is there a certain percentage of fructose that was in their diets?

The other thing I want to know is where you're getting your sugar from, Cormac?  Wouldn't you still need a portion of something sweet each day just to regulate blood sugar? 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 02, 2011, 08:14:56 PM
I actually stopped eating anything sweet a year ago, and died soon after. My brain just stopped functioning you see.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 02, 2011, 08:18:21 PM
If you want a serious answer, and can handle a bit of the ol' 'science', I recommend Kurt Harris' post on fructose here. It really seems inaccurate to treat it in the same way as even regular sugar. Bottom line from all this stuff is that if you want to lose weight or keep it off (i.e. you are a human being), eat fruit sparingly or not at all.

http://www.paleonu.com/panu-weblog/?currentPage=3
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on March 02, 2011, 09:19:41 PM
So, from the extensive reading I did on fructose (see: wikipedia.org  :lol) I notice it links high-fructose consumption to liver disease and gout.  My question is this: how much fructose did they give those lab rats?  They said some of those rats had livers that looked like they belonged to alcoholics.  Is there a certain percentage of fructose that was in their diets?

The other thing I want to know is where you're getting your sugar from, Cormac?  Wouldn't you still need a portion of something sweet each day just to regulate blood sugar? 

You don't actually need to eat sugar to keep your blood sugar in check.  Blood sugar is glucose.  The sugars you generally eat, are galactose (milk), fructose, sucrose (table sugar) which are made from multiple units of glucose.  However, all your other foods can also be converted into glucose.  So no, you don't need to eat something sweet each day to regulate blood sugar. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Mupepe on March 02, 2011, 10:39:23 PM
So, from the extensive reading I did on fructose (see: wikipedia.org  :lol) I notice it links high-fructose consumption to liver disease and gout.  My question is this: how much fructose did they give those lab rats?  They said some of those rats had livers that looked like they belonged to alcoholics.  Is there a certain percentage of fructose that was in their diets?

The other thing I want to know is where you're getting your sugar from, Cormac?  Wouldn't you still need a portion of something sweet each day just to regulate blood sugar? 

You don't actually need to eat sugar to keep your blood sugar in check.  Blood sugar is glucose.  The sugars you generally eat, are galactose (milk), fructose, sucrose (table sugar) which are made from multiple units of glucose.  However, all your other foods can also be converted into glucose.  So no, you don't need to eat something sweet each day to regulate blood sugar. 
This is what I assumed but I didn't wanna post my thoughts since I wasn't 100% so I let the experts answer.  I avoid all sweets because all it does is make me want more sweets.  Screw that.  I have enough temptation.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 02, 2011, 10:40:40 PM
thanks for typing that out, Smooth. I just can't be bothered sometimes :lol

People continue to gape in amazement as I manage to remain perfectly functional without the aid of muffins and orange frappucinos. HOW IS HE DOING IT. DOES HIS BRAIN RUN ON GASOLINE??
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on March 02, 2011, 10:50:49 PM
That's the layman's version.  I spent 1 undergrad semester and 1 month in med school learning metabolic cycles. 


Just looking at this makes me want to puke.  :yuck

(http://www.uic.edu/classes/bios/bios100/summer2003/krebs-cycle.gif)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on March 03, 2011, 04:45:07 AM
thanks for typing that out, Smooth. I just can't be bothered sometimes :lol

People continue to gape in amazement as I manage to remain perfectly functional without the aid of muffins and orange frappucinos. HOW IS HE DOING IT. DOES HIS BRAIN RUN ON GASOLINE??

I didn't think that people need to eat sweets like that shit.  I was just under the assumption that fruit was something that wasn't necessary, but recommended for at least a serving a day.  I never stopped to ask why.  More-so, I just figured the body could be lead into some sort of malnutrition without the vitamins and nutrients provided in fruits over a long period of time.

I'll read the article though.  Ain't too proud.   :lol

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And then I tried to read the article, and realized I was in way over my head.  You're friend didn't even include a tl;dr at the end, Cormac!   :lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 03, 2011, 04:59:02 AM
Well, Sisson's book will have PLENTY for you on fruit, dude. Reading this stuff is a chore for me as well, given that it's been over 20 yrs since high school chem and biology. But if you're genuinely interested in it, you'd be amazed at how you can enjoy an article like that. One page from someone who really knows their shit is worth millions from people who are just spouting crap they absorbed by osmosis from TV, radio, newspapers and such.

tonight's dinner - stir-fry of leftover roast pork and kimchi. Took about 60 secs prep time, 5 mins cooking time. And it was :drool
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Mupepe on March 03, 2011, 10:20:54 AM
I added in barbell rows last night.  Started out at a really low weight to work on form (75 lbs) and I can already tell this exercise is going to kick me in my ass
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Mupepe on March 08, 2011, 07:57:00 PM
An update from me.  I've lost 16 lbs so far on this cut.  Still making gains while losing fat.  I'm on a 3 day lifting routine while hitting the heavy bag 4 times a week.  I'm using a mixture of the paleo diet and dave palumbo's diet.  Dave's diet doesn't break anything from paleo but his is really strict and is more of a cutting diet.  I'm fine with paleo.  I don't miss flours or grains or anything but dave's diet is way too many eggs for my taste and a lot of salmon and I can't stand salmon.  so I eat tuna with some extra virgin olive oil in its place and i replace some of the eggs with chicken breast.  it works awesome.  Everyone who says you can't make gains and lose weight is full of shit. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 08, 2011, 09:08:38 PM
oh, you absolutely can, it's just going to take more time and you have to be more careful with diet and recovery. You have to use finesse rather than brute force, basically. Good job!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on March 08, 2011, 09:53:52 PM
Awesome work bro!

I went on vacation this weekend.  Still recovering from all the bad shit I did to myself...   :lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: DrMiletski on March 08, 2011, 10:12:01 PM
Bitches gimme diet advice.  I like climbin' and I do lots of weights, but I went vegetarian about 2 years ago and I rely on whey protein (and pithy vegetarian sources of protein, including dairy).  WTF should I do? tell me
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 09, 2011, 01:36:09 AM
lacto-ovo, vegan..?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 09, 2011, 01:40:33 AM
by sheer coincidence I just got done reading Tim Ferriss' '4 Hour Body' which has a lengthy section on fitness and vegetarianism. He goes into some crazy detail, some of it quite surprising. I'd recommend taking a look at that (it's a best-seller so should be available in libraries and such if you don't want to buy).
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Mupepe on March 09, 2011, 10:16:35 AM
oh, you absolutely can, it's just going to take more time and you have to be more careful with diet and recovery. You have to use finesse rather than brute force, basically. Good job!
Yeah, last time I tried losing weight and still lifting weights I just ended up getting sick and feeling like shit.  This time I did research and counted my protein (and carbs and fats) and I've been making great gains and this morning I weighed myself and i'm 2 lbs down from Saturday.  I know I shouldn't have but I couldn't resist because my pants felt extra loose this morning.  Great feeling.

Awesome work bro!

I went on vacation this weekend.  Still recovering from all the bad shit I did to myself...   :lol
:lol thanks!  I got advice from some guys doing Dave Palumbo's diet and most of them take the entire weekend off because it's a really rough diet (i'll post it below).  I don't want to take the entire weekend off because my willpower isn't THAT great yet so I decided to take a meal off Saturday and a meal off Sunday while still staying within my caloric macros.  Even though I usually feel like hell immediately after eating bad I still found I have the stupid urge to do it.  I don't have the urge to ever eat bread or anything, but I get cravings for whole items like a burrito or buffalo chicken.  And I indulge myself once a week

By the way here is Dave Palumbo's diet...

1st meal: 6 whole eggs
2nd meal: whey protein shake with 2 tbsp of peanut butter
3rd meal: 8 oz chicken breast with 1/2 cup of almonds
4th meal: 8 oz salmon with asparagus and macadamia oil
5th meal: whey protein shake with 2 tbsp of pb
6th meal: 6 whole eggs

You'll lose crazy weight and get crazy protein but holy fuck that's too many eggs for me.  some guys on bodybuilding.com have been on it for months and lost like 50 lbs for a cut.

Bitches gimme diet advice.  I like climbin' and I do lots of weights, but I went vegetarian about 2 years ago and I rely on whey protein (and pithy vegetarian sources of protein, including dairy).  WTF should I do? tell me
http://vegetarianbodybuilder.com/187.html

There's some good info there.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 09, 2011, 07:14:03 PM
Jeez, I had 5 eggs yesterday and I thought maybe I was overdoing it :lol

Still, there is only like 6 grams of protein in an egg. If you're looking to get all your protein from them, you'll be eating a fuck of a lot of them.

This is one reason why it's tough to be vegetarian and thrive (as opposed to just survive, which we can do on more or less anything we can chew). You really have to think hard about where that protein is coming from.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 09, 2011, 09:38:15 PM
I ate bacon and eggs twice yesterday, just couldn't be bothered cooking anything serious in the evening. I'm giving serious thought to a month of eating nothing else. Maybe i'll do that for Lent :lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Oblivion on March 09, 2011, 10:20:57 PM
So I've been going to the gym for the past week or so, and it may be in my mind, but at the very least, my arms feel harder and stronger.

So a few questions:

1. When benchpressing, how many sets should I (as a beginner) start off with?
2. How long should the entire workout be per day?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 10, 2011, 12:07:27 AM
1. A THOUSAND

2. ALL DAY

RAAAAARRRR
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 10, 2011, 12:10:00 AM
Seriously, beginners are typically well-served by something like 3 sets of 5 reps, adding weight gradually. Basic linear progression. Do as many sets as you feel you need with just the bar or minimal weight in order to get comfortable with form (there is a surprising amount to learn). But don't do lots of sets with a middling amount of weight. Aim to do a couple of sets at a challenging weight, and you will get stronger fast.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Oblivion on March 10, 2011, 12:41:47 AM
Seriously, beginners are typically well-served by something like 3 sets of 5 reps, adding weight gradually. Basic linear progression. Do as many sets as you feel you need with just the bar or minimal weight in order to get comfortable with form (there is a surprising amount to learn). But don't do lots of sets with a middling amount of weight. Aim to do a couple of sets at a challenging weight, and you will get stronger fast.

Noice. Sounds good.


I would also like to mention that I'm not just excercising to build up strength. I want to actually gain some mass, since I'm super skinny and have been for pretty much forever. You got any advice on gaining mass in a reasonable amount of time, Cormac? Diets, particular workouts, etc?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 10, 2011, 01:30:29 AM
well, it depends how scientific you want to get, and how much experience you have. I personally have no interest in getting any bigger. I've done so in the past and haven't really enjoyed it. But if you are a beginner, just keep it simple: squat, deadlift, press, nothing else. 'Rest hard'. Eat a ton.

Starting Strength is a great place to start, but there are plenty of ways to skin this particular cat.
http://startingstrength.wikia.com/wiki/Starting_Strength_Wiki

Next of course, you'll be wanting to get big without getting fat, and that's where it gets tricky! You'll need to settle for somewhat slower gains, most likely, and be a lot more careful about what you eat.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Boogie on March 10, 2011, 04:12:40 PM
I love me some eggs, but a diet of 12 eggs a day?!  Holy shit
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Mupepe on March 10, 2011, 04:19:39 PM
yeah my appetite for eggs is ruined.  bleh.  i gag when I do eat them now.  I've been ditching the yolks when i do them hard boiled and i've been trying to find a better way to eat them scrambled but they come out gross either way now.  The texture, flavor and everything for eggs is ruined.  Probably for forever.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on March 11, 2011, 10:33:27 AM
I still love eggs.  I would - and do -  eat them every day.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Mupepe on March 11, 2011, 10:43:52 AM
eat 12 a day for a week, mang!  That's how long I was able to keep it up.  Also, fry them in a tbsp of olive oil.  no amount of seasoning will make them bearable.  Ugh.  I had to cut it down to 3 this morning.  I couldn't do it.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on March 12, 2011, 12:23:00 AM
I'm a third of the way through reading the Primal Blueprint.  All the stuff Mark Sisson is saying makes sense.  I've been going through the MDA site tonight just reading one success story after another.  The amazing thing with it is how many of these people are my size and lose it so freakin' fast!  I'm not making that my goal, because I don't want to disappoint myself if it doesn't happen, but I am aiming for it in the long-run.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 12, 2011, 02:13:54 AM
Yeah, it's pretty much gold. He may be proven wrong on a few details here and there, but it's not for lack of research. It's for lack of proper studies done.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Shaka Khan on March 14, 2011, 06:01:15 AM
I've been relying on granola bars (1 per day) the past two weeks for my snack-fix but after looking part the calorie count per serving and reading the dietary ingredients I realized that I was basically eating candy bars this whole time; 5+ g of sugar per bar, low fibers, low proteins, high carbs. Not mention that it's made out of processed ingredients and artificially flavored. I think I'd get the same benefits if I was eating a snack-size snicker bar. Bleh :-\

So, I need to replace it asap with something that has the same amount of calories (150-200) but from ingredients that are much more beneficial. Any suggestions?

Edit: Also, thought's on 6' Subway subs? (turkey breasts?) :-[ I know there are far better alternatives but for a poor single guy who can't cook shit it looks very appealing, that is if the their nutritional guide (PDF) is to be believed. (http://world.subway.com/countries/nutritionfiles/cannutritionvalues.pdf)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 14, 2011, 06:11:54 AM
snack? who snacks
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Shaka Khan on March 14, 2011, 06:24:52 AM
I starve between meals, and I'm no good at spreading my three meals into 4 or 5 smaller ones  :'(
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 14, 2011, 07:27:29 AM
then you're eating the wrong things for the meals
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Shaka Khan on March 14, 2011, 07:35:04 AM
Proteins, fibers, low carbs, and no fat to speak of. Basically eggs, chicken, turkey breasts or fish (boiled or oven baked), whole wheat bread, and lots of leafy greens. What am I doing wrong?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Mupepe on March 14, 2011, 10:25:28 AM
I wouldn't say you're doing it wrong.  I would say you need to suck it up for a while and you will adapt.  I was the same way for a while (long while).  My wife is the same way right now but she's coming around.  We used to finish eating and I'd be full/satisfied and yet, a woman who is literally half my size was saying she was still hungry.  It's a mental thing more than anything IMO.  Suck it up for a week and you'll see that it's not as big of a deal after a while. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 14, 2011, 07:33:51 PM
He is doing it wrong - no FAT. Of course he's starving. Whole wheat bread is also right out. You cannot be eating 'low carb' if you are eating bread, come on.

Go to fitday.com and write up a couple of day's worth of your food, with weights or portions, and I'll tell you what you're doing wrong. Otherwise i'm just taking wild stabs in the dark.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Mupepe on March 14, 2011, 07:56:55 PM
oops, didn't notice no fat.  gotta get fats in.  i put a tsp of olive oil with my tuna.  macadamia oil with my asparagus.  eat some fatty meats every once in a while.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Shaka Khan on March 14, 2011, 08:35:08 PM
I see.

Re: whole wheat bread - I eat it in low portions, like the equivalent of 2-3 slices of wheat bread per day, I thought that was reasonably "low" lol.

Overall, I knew I was something wrong.

I'll go to fitday and see if I can accurately write a day's worth of food.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
I'm gonna lie a little to make myself good since now I'm scared of Cormac reaching out of the screen and bitch-slapping me :'(.
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Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Shaka Khan on March 14, 2011, 09:30:14 PM
Ugh, well this is an eye opener. I should have started logging my diet day one. :-[

This is my daily diet on good day, ie a day starting with all-brawn flakes, usually my days start with an apple and a glass of skimmed milk if I'm running late, but I'm going with this one as I feel much better when I go with this version. Other changes I sometimes do is replacing the slices of bread with a cup of steamed/cooked white rice, low on oil and salt, so that daily portion of carbs is always there unlike the brawn flakes. Now, I'm not an expert but this doesn't look too "low carb" to me, amirite?

(http://i.imgur.com/2OYWv.png)

So gentlemen, let me have it, please be gentle :-\
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Shaka Khan on March 14, 2011, 09:37:02 PM
Also, can someone explain the conversion rate of a non fluid oz? I was getting crazy numbers before realizing that a cup != 8 oz.

I swear, you Americans and your backwards unit system.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 14, 2011, 10:34:41 PM
the gap between people's perceptions and the reality regarding diet is always hilarious :lol

38% of your calories are from carbs. 22% from fat. You need to reverse that, at minimum, if you want to lose weight. Stop eating garbage like bran flakes. Cut out fruit. Cut out bread totally. Don't eat 'low fat' ANYTHING, including cheese and other dairy. You should really just cut out dairy totally. Eat the skin on the chicken if it's a healthy free range animal, if not, discard.

And the total number of calories is far too low. 1,000 a day for someone what, 200lbs, 6'2''? You'll be miserable and unable to sustain it. Which will lead to uncontrolled snacking.

Try this template for a few days and see what happens. I'm keeping this as simple as possible in light of the 'I can't cook' argument:

Breakfast - bacon or sausage and eggs
Lunch - chicken salad
Dinner - meat and vegetables (non-starchy - broccoli, spinach, cauliflower)

Drink water. Nothing else. If you can only cook 1 or 2 of the above meals to your satisfaction, just eat the same thing again. That'll be all the motivation you need to learn how to cook something else.

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Shaka Khan on March 14, 2011, 10:45:30 PM
:bow

That doesn't sound bad at all and very manageable, as long as store bought proteins (like packaged sausage for instance) is permissible. Can I ask for portions if it's not too much trouble? like how many eggs, sausages, grams meat, and chicken breasts in that template should be reasonable?

Prioritizing fat over carbs is blowing my mind, so it's all so new to me lol.

Can I bow again? I'm gonna bow again.

:bow
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 14, 2011, 11:05:02 PM
You shouldn't need portions after a while. Eat what you want. You won't gorge yourself non-stop at every meal - it's almost impossible if you're eating good foods. Our bodies are capable of regulating themselves quite well if we don't fuck up the signalling by eating weird stuff.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Mupepe on March 15, 2011, 10:16:01 AM
ever since i stopped eating shit I've stopped getting so full it hurts. you'll feel satisfied as opposed to full
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 15, 2011, 11:08:09 AM
there ya go.

I mean, at first, eat 5 times a day if you want, so long as it's the right stuff. Go ahead, it won't kill you or make you any fatter than you already are. Psychologically, you may need to convince yourself that you are getting enough, even though your stomach will be telling you that. It won't take long to correct though.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on March 15, 2011, 01:58:26 PM
Impressive.  Are you currently in the military or just training for fun?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Shaka Khan on March 15, 2011, 04:34:10 PM
How anal should I be about how I cook my food? so far all my proteins are boiled and vegetables sauteed. Should I ease up a bit?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Mupepe on March 15, 2011, 04:46:09 PM
You can ease up.  just don't go crazy and use good oils (not vegetable oil or canola oil).  boiled proteins?  bleh.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 16, 2011, 01:14:11 AM
You won't last long if it doesn't taste good, unless you are seriously motivated (i.e. for athletic goals or something).
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on March 20, 2011, 03:11:33 PM
I finally got around to giving the weighted backpacking a try.  I went for 2 hours with ~ 50lbs in my backpack.  It wasn't bad at all.  I felt like I was on the moon after I took it off though...
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Bebpo on March 20, 2011, 09:19:00 PM
Man, I love working out.  I hadn't worked out for about 3 weeks with the bar exam and then having the flu for 2 1/2 weeks, and so I just started up again a few days ago and already I'm feeling sooo much happy with life.  Working out puts me in a good mood on a daily basis, makes me happy because I feel healthier, and helps my self-esteem because I love looking in shape.  :bow exercise :bow2
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Skidmark on March 21, 2011, 05:09:25 PM
Has anybody here tried GOMAD?
http://stronglifts.com/gomad-milk-squats-gallon-gain-weight/
I have been giving it a try the last couple of days. Any thoughts?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 21, 2011, 05:13:49 PM
I hear it's tough to keep it up for weeks and weeks, but it certainly works from what I can tell. I didn't stick to it when I did Starting Strength but I ate a ton of food and drank a load of milk for sure. it got uncomfortable and I bailed out before I got too fat (i had a 'can't cross this line' cut-off point before going in and got there shockingly fast). It just depends how fast you need to get big/strong, really. If you do it without the lifting, you'll just become obese. I don't think it's a great move for health AT ALL, but it is a useful strategy if it fits your goals.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Mupepe on March 21, 2011, 05:18:17 PM
Welp, over the weekend I learned my lesson.  Should definitely be supplementing fiber with the amount of protein I've been eating :lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 21, 2011, 05:21:23 PM
Really? what do you need the fiber for?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Mupepe on March 21, 2011, 05:32:05 PM
shitting.  there's not very much green in my diet (the one I posted before).  a lot of people that are on it apparently supplement fiber with it.  some people are okay with the amount they get from the diet, but others aren't.  I'm not.  :'(
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 21, 2011, 05:33:29 PM
sure it isn't something else? i.e. too many diuretics like coffee?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Mupepe on March 21, 2011, 05:34:52 PM
i don't drink anything besides water.  =\ 

and as soon as I started taking the fiber saturday I finally felt movement.  I hadn't felt anything since early last week.  And this morning, dear lord it finally happened.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Skidmark on March 21, 2011, 05:43:46 PM
I hear it's tough to keep it up for weeks and weeks, but it certainly works from what I can tell. I didn't stick to it when I did Starting Strength but I ate a ton of food and drank a load of milk for sure. it got uncomfortable and I bailed out before I got too fat (i had a 'can't cross this line' cut-off point before going in and got there shockingly fast). It just depends how fast you need to get big/strong, really. If you do it without the lifting, you'll just become obese. I don't think it's a great move for health AT ALL, but it is a useful strategy if it fits your goals.
Yeah, its not very easy, but i try to drink as much as I can after every meal.
I also work out, I have some gym equipment at home. I workout about an hour a day, 5 times a week.
But I am not really sticking to SS exercises. I am doing the normal stuff that I used to do with my friends at the gym a couple of years ago. basically do 2 muscle groups per workout, 2 or 3 different exercises for each muscle. 8 x 3 for each exercise. Does this work as well or do I have to stick to Squats, dead lifts 5x5 and so on?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 21, 2011, 06:15:49 PM
It's gonna be tough to stress the system enough with isolation exercises to grow. You really would need to spend a lot longer working on every body part unless you want to grow asymmetrically for some reason. Why work out 5 days a week when you can work out for 3 and get better results? Besides, squats and deadlifts are fun. They require more technique and demand more from you. If you enjoy the challenge and want the most bang for buck, that's definitely the way to go.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Skidmark on March 21, 2011, 06:25:09 PM
Good advice, its just that I am new to them and I currently don't have a friend to help me out. I will invest a couple of hours tomorrow after class to check out how they are done properly on youtube and so on. Is doing SS more than 3 times a week a good or a bad idea?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 21, 2011, 06:37:04 PM
bad - you will get weaker instead of stronger. You need the milk etc to recover from the huge stress of each workout. You need sleep as well. If you are incredibly dedicated and do nothing else, you could benefit from doing more. But if you are new to weightlifting and it's just a hobby, anything more than 3 will crush you and you won't be able to recover in time for the next workout. Don't make the mistake of trying to do more because the first few workouts are easy. It will ramp up with frightening speed until you are warming up with your old maxes. And don't do anything else either, if you want good results. No running, no Crossfit, no supplementary exercises.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on March 21, 2011, 06:39:44 PM
Breast milk?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Skidmark on March 21, 2011, 06:44:54 PM
Good that I have asked the question early on, I do a lot of running too. I guess I will just stick with the regular SS program. Thanks!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 21, 2011, 06:48:35 PM
Enjoy pigging out!

If I did it again, I would try to keep as lean as possible. Ramp up good fat intake rather than just 'whatever is nearest'. Stay gluten-free and low carb.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: EmCeeGrammar on March 22, 2011, 10:42:38 PM
So, uh, not interested in working out yet.  Just wanted to form good eating habits before I attempt that.  What do y'alls grocery lists look like?  I've been trying to stay away from bread/cheese/sweets for the past week and its been kinda hard thinking of a variety of beneficial staples to replace the old ones.  I've been doing a lot of eggs in the morning, salads and meat in the afternoon.   But its getting kinda repetitive and I don't want the new diet to become monotonous and unappealing.

I have some asparagus in my fridge actually, what's a good way to prepare it i.e. tasty.

Edit: Oh what is the consensus on peanut butter?  I imagine its pure oils and fats and calories.  How about condiments like ketchup.  Do I need to omit them entirely? Is mustard okay?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on March 22, 2011, 10:47:21 PM
Cormacaroni pwned

(http://i.imgur.com/YnPfm.jpg)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on March 23, 2011, 02:29:59 AM
Cormacaroni pwned

(http://i.imgur.com/YnPfm.jpg)

 :lol   :lol   :lol


So, uh, not interested in working out yet.  Just wanted to form good eating habits before I attempt that.  What do y'alls grocery lists look like?  I've been trying to stay away from bread/cheese/sweets for the past week and its been kinda hard thinking of a variety of beneficial staples to replace the old ones.  I've been doing a lot of eggs in the morning, salads and meat in the afternoon.   But its getting kinda repetitive and I don't want the new diet to become monotonous and unappealing.

I have some asparagus in my fridge actually, what's a good way to prepare it i.e. tasty.

Edit: Oh what is the consensus on peanut butter?  I imagine its pure oils and fats and calories.  How about condiments like ketchup.  Do I need to omit them entirely? Is mustard okay?

I stock my kitchen with a lot of fresh veggies like peppers, celery, carrots, onions, and mushrooms.  I usually keep some frozen berries in the freezer and some fresh bananas hanging.  As for meat, I go with pretty much anything as long as it's not too fatty.  Eggs and bacon are big staples for breakfast for me.  Also, I like to get bags of frozen veggies like stir-fry veggies and frozen broccoli for quick fixes.  I also usually have a gallon of milk and some low-fat yogurt in the fridge.

Peanut butter is... okay.  Almond butter is better.  If you have to get peanut butter, get something that is "natural" or "organic" because they'll make it without hydrogenated oils.  Ketchup is full of sugar and salt, use sparingly.  I've never had an issue against mustard, but I don't use it that often.

If you want a snack, almonds are the best.  You can get satisfaction from a small handful, and they're good for you.

Bread sucks.  You don't need it.

If you want to use cheese, go with yellow cheeses.  Stay away from Kraft sliced American bullshit.  Get at least a decent cheese that tastes good.

Hope this helps.  I'm sure Cormac will come in with some good ideas.

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Shaka Khan on March 23, 2011, 06:38:15 AM
"Recommended by pseudo-athletes"

No shit!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Mupepe on March 23, 2011, 10:22:13 AM
I cook asparagus by putting it on a baking pan, drizzling a bit of olive oil on it and mincing up some garlic and tossing it on there too.  you can also add some salt and whatnot too if you'd like.  Then bake it at 400 for about 10 minutes. it'll come out crunchy. 

as far as peanut butter goes, as long as it's not the sweetened variety (just peanuts and salt) then it's fine.  That's assuming you're not eating half a jar in a sitting because it is extremely fatty.  But used in moderation there's absolutely nothing wrong with it. 

Just make combinations of different greens and meats and look up recipes that don't require you adding extra fats/processed shit to your food.  If you search for paleo recipes on google you'll find a ton of good recipes and just get like 10 or so and mix it up.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Shaka Khan on March 23, 2011, 10:30:26 AM
I'm just waiting for the upcoming event (two weeks from now) to pass then I'm gonna lax and ease up on my current diet, because it literally is making me sick. I can't look at eggs, greens and veggies without gagging.

I'm seriously thinking about subscribing to one of those fancy diet-center services where they deliver me three calorie-checked meals a day, especially since I'm only interested in maintaining/losing a few more pounds instead of building mass. Yes, I lied, I'm not that poor.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Mupepe on March 23, 2011, 10:46:07 AM
bleh.  i gag everytime I eat eggs now.  everything else has gotten more delicious with my diet (plain tuna, baked chicken, vegetables, etc) but eggs taste worse and worse everytime I eat it.  But it's a helluva lot of protein
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Skidmark on March 23, 2011, 01:29:22 PM
Ok, so I got a friend to help me do the 5x5 workouts yesterday and it went really good. I felt my body getting warm and stressed after each and every rep, felt great. Today however, I started to feel some pain in my left shoulder, its not bad or sharp at all and its not deep in the muscle, its at the top of my shoulder close to where the bone is, almost on the surface. It feels almost like a bug bite were it just hurts when I press on it. no cracking sound, I can move my arm without feeling any pain, I can do push ups without any pain. Has this got anything to do with my workout? or could it be just that I haven't placed the bar properly on my back when doing squats?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 23, 2011, 01:37:09 PM
My standard advice is - even if I were a doctor or chiropractor or whatever, I'd be an idiot to try to diagnose you over the net. So if you think it's serious, go see a doctor. Otherwise, don't bug me about it :)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 23, 2011, 01:39:16 PM
Mups - maybe you need more variety in your eggs. Yesterday I had scrambled eggs with blue cheese, salmon and asparagus; the day before was just fried in bacon grease. Almost every day is different, depending on how you cook and what you add to 'em. I still love them. Then again, I rarely have more than 4 a day. Knowing how to cook is pretty much a prerequisite. Everyone needs to be able to make 10 or so healthy meals they really enjoy eating.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Skidmark on March 23, 2011, 01:40:19 PM
My standard advice is - even if I were a doctor or chiropractor or whatever, I'd be an idiot to try to diagnose you over the net. So if you think it's serious, go see a doctor. Otherwise, don't bug me about it :)
ok cool, I'll wait a couple of days and see what happens.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Shaka Khan on March 23, 2011, 01:45:15 PM
Mups - maybe you need more variety in your eggs. Yesterday I had scrambled eggs with blue cheese, salmon and asparagus; the day before was just fried in bacon grease. Almost every day is different, depending on how you cook and what you add to 'em. I still love them. Then again, I rarely have more than 4 a day. Knowing how to cook is pretty much a prerequisite. Everyone needs to be able to make 10 or so healthy meals they really enjoy eating.

What about my case: is it a good idea to eat cheese and fried stuff?! I've been holding back all that stuff up until now :-\

For the past week I've been eating mostly the same things: boiled eggs and sausage for breakfast, chicken salad for lunch, a cup of meat and cooked vegetables (broccoli, cauliflower, zucchini, and carrots) for dinner. I was totally fine the first few days, but now :bleh.

I desperately need variety but I'm too afraid of mixing it up since it's been working so well.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on March 23, 2011, 01:47:41 PM
Shoulder joint is one of the easiest to hurt.  I wouldn't strain it anymore until it gets better. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 23, 2011, 02:08:13 PM
'cheese' and 'fried stuff' are too vague.

Cheese is a totally unnecessary food for anything other than flavor. Keep it to a minimum and never eat anything but full-fat gooey cheeses if you can avoid it. It's an indulgence so if you don't love what you're eating, don't do it. There are a lot of conflicting views on dairy even among very advanced nutritional thinkers so the easiest thing to do is just avoid it altogether. I've experimented a lot and the only thing that seems worth to have part of a regular eating routine it is full-fat greek yoghurt. Milk is not a good idea, unless you want to GAIN weight.

Fried stuff - well. What are you frying and what are you frying it in? Bacon and eggs in bacon grease is great, or steak in macadamia oil. OTOH, pork cutlets or chicken nuggets in vegetable oil is terrible. There is a whole spectrum in between.

If you are not enjoying what you eat, stop the diet. You'll quit it in disgust eventually. Eat what you normally do and learn how to fucking cook! Then you can improve your diet gradually and PERMANENTLY rather than these sporadic and failed attempts at rapid weight loss followed by bad eating again.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Mupepe on March 23, 2011, 02:18:32 PM
I can't explain it, Cormac.  It's the not the actual flavor of the eggs, it's just "ugh eggs" again.  But it's done so much with weight loss and muscle gain that I don't wanna cut it out.  Not to mention, it's small enough that it doesn't affect how I feel about my diet.  I eat enough variety of other stuff that I can stomach it.  I've especially been having fun with chicken.  I've gotten really good at baking it and broiling it. 

And as far as dairy goes for losing weight, it's amazing how much of an impact it makes.  I love, love, love, love, love cheese but I cut it out when I realized how much it affected my macronutrient goals.  Just wasn't worth it.  And well, milk is great for bulking up but it's also great for getting fucking fat.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 23, 2011, 02:47:43 PM
maybe you're not hungry enough in the mornings to handle all of that? That is probably part of the plan of course. Palumbo leaves nothing to chance. Eating less eggs probably wouldn't work so well, even if you left everything else as-is. And he doesn't give a shit if you enjoy it or not :lol

I'm doing ok on this trip to the US. I've had 2 non-Paleo meals since last Friday, which isn't bad considering I'm staying with an old friend who is a rabid foodie. I was expecting to be eating utter crap every day really. Disneyland was the toughest - every option was garbage so I had a burger and fries. Fuck it.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 23, 2011, 02:48:50 PM
(it tasted like shit and I felt horrible afterwards  :yuck)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on March 23, 2011, 02:50:46 PM
Disneyland food :yuck

I usually at least get back outside to Disney downtown which has a couple of passable restaurants.

BTW, it's so weird to see you posting at this time of day. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Mupepe on March 23, 2011, 03:04:09 PM
maybe you're not hungry enough in the mornings to handle all of that? That is probably part of the plan of course. Palumbo leaves nothing to chance. Eating less eggs probably wouldn't work so well, even if you left everything else as-is. And he doesn't give a shit if you enjoy it or not :lol

I'm doing ok on this trip to the US. I've had 2 non-Paleo meals since last Friday, which isn't bad considering I'm staying with an old friend who is a rabid foodie. I was expecting to be eating utter crap every day really. Disneyland was the toughest - every option was garbage so I had a burger and fries. Fuck it.
Yeah, I'm not hungry at all when I wake up.  So I force 6 goddamn eggs in my stomach.  And you're probably right about it because at night I don't have the same problem.  Probably because I'm more hungry at night and I also can take my time eating them (I hate waking up early so I always rush eating them in the morning). 

I've been craving a burger but it's all mental.  Everytime I've given in and eaten something from fast food I've regretted it.  I also learned that even on my free meal I can't eat stuff like tacos the same.  I used to be able to down 5 but now I have to eat less so I don't get as sick after.  Ugh.  The flavor is great.  The feeling after is not.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Rman on March 23, 2011, 03:54:43 PM
I usually don't eat my first meal until 5pm most weekdays.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Shaka Khan on March 23, 2011, 04:06:48 PM
If you are not enjoying what you eat, stop the diet. You'll quit it in disgust eventually. Eat what you normally do and learn how to fucking cook! Then you can improve your diet gradually and PERMANENTLY rather than these sporadic and failed attempts at rapid weight loss followed by bad eating again.

To be honest, it has nothing to do with being able to cook or not, as I can manage to pull all the basics, but it's more about how alerted and surprised I was to discover that my daily diet, before starting this program, consisted almost entirely of carbs, more specifically rice and pastas. They weren't the garnish or the side dish, but the main component with a very few cubes of protein thrown around, probably for the sake of color contrast.

I'm still in the process of adapting and exploring my options (not to mention the nutritional value of everything I ever cooked/eaten), so I don't think I'm anywhere near of giving up and going back to my old ways, as the positives I'm enjoying right now far outweighs the negatives.

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Van Cruncheon on March 23, 2011, 06:34:33 PM
i been pounding the protein/fats (:teehee) every morning -- free-range eggs and bacon -- and supplementing throughout the afternoon with the 20/20 program's protein bars, with chicken and veggies at night and oh my the last 10 pounds are leaving me at last. 170-175 here i cum

:bow paleo :bow2
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Van Cruncheon on March 23, 2011, 06:35:10 PM
:drool bacon :drool

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Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 23, 2011, 06:45:41 PM
Cormac, you don't go for any of that gluten free faux-real shit do you?  I don't think you do but I'm just checking

<_<
>_>

Hell no. Like yourself, I am a foodie first and foremost :rock If I can't have real bread, I won't eat fake bread.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 23, 2011, 06:46:31 PM
i been pounding the protein/fats (:teehee) every morning -- free-range eggs and bacon -- and supplementing throughout the afternoon with the 20/20 program's protein bars, with chicken and veggies at night and oh my the last 10 pounds are leaving me at last. 170-175 here i cum

:bow paleo :bow2

:rock

once you're on the magic bus, you won't ever want to get off
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 23, 2011, 06:50:37 PM
I usually don't eat my first meal until 5pm most weekdays.

you on IF now?

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 23, 2011, 06:53:32 PM
If you are not enjoying what you eat, stop the diet. You'll quit it in disgust eventually. Eat what you normally do and learn how to fucking cook! Then you can improve your diet gradually and PERMANENTLY rather than these sporadic and failed attempts at rapid weight loss followed by bad eating again.

To be honest, it has nothing to do with being able to cook or not, as I can manage to pull all the basics, but it's more about how alerting and surprised I was to discover than my daily diet, before starting this program, consisted almost entirely of carbs, more specifically rice and pastas. They weren't the garnish or the side dish, but the main component with a very few cubes of protein thrown around, probably for the sake of color contrast.

I'm still in the process of adapting and exploring my options (not to mention the nutritional value of everything I ever cooked/eaten), so I don't think I'm anywhere near of giving up and going back to my old ways, as the positives I'm enjoying right now far outweighs the negatives.


Most people have no idea. They eat like a salmon cream pasta and think 'I ate fish at lunch, I am in awesome shape'. It's only when you get hardcore with the data at fitday or whatever that you realize you are eating 90% carbs by weight, and that most of your fat is from the sauce rather than the meat. Just 'cause women's magazines call it a healthy option don't make it so. It may be tasty but so what? You can make cardboard tasty.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Rman on March 23, 2011, 07:17:54 PM
I usually don't eat my first meal until 5pm most weekdays.

you on IF now?


Yep.  Good guess.  I've been doing it for one month now.  Honestly, more due to convenience than anything.  Two big meals per day is all I need.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 23, 2011, 07:36:09 PM
it's all I eat too, most days. I'm trying out Tim Ferriss' idea of eating within 30 mins of waking (well, not on this trip, but generally). So it's usually big breakfast, big lunch or small dinner (works well in terms of weight loss but I find it harder to do) or big breakfast, small lunch, big dinner which is much more fun but leads to boozing in the evening! :lol Of course there are occasional big everything days but not that many. I don't think I'd have much luck not eating before evening though - my work is over by then.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on March 23, 2011, 07:46:18 PM
I had a gluten free brownie at some hipster bakery in Palm Springs.  It was disgusting and insultingly overpriced at $4.  I wouldn't eat it again if they paid me $4. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Skidmark on March 24, 2011, 03:40:42 AM
Cormacaroni: Can I do some sit ups as well after my 5x5 exercises? or shall I wait till I am done with gomad?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Polari on March 24, 2011, 05:50:41 AM
Just started going to the gym everyday to try and manage my high blood pressure. Doing 2 miles on the rowing machine followed by 1.5 miles on the elliptical and some bench presses. We'll see how it goes. I'm not doing any crunches though, fuck that.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 24, 2011, 05:55:12 AM
Cormacaroni: Can I do some sit ups as well after my 5x5 exercises? or shall I wait till I am done with gomad?

Why would you do sit-ups? There is nothing they can possibly do for you that squatting and deadlifting aren't already doing.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Skidmark on March 24, 2011, 07:57:35 AM
True  :-[
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Mr. Gundam on March 24, 2011, 03:59:57 PM
Anyone ever done a Warrior Dash before? There's one just north of Seattle in July, the wife and I are doing it with a bunch of our friends.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Mr. Gundam on March 24, 2011, 04:24:28 PM
We were going to do the one outside of Portland last Fall, but we were trying to finish the basement and we had tickets to The National that day so we didn't sign up. Really glad there's one in the Seattle area.

It's the weekend after my 1/2 marathon, hopefully I'm not too sore.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Mr. Gundam on March 24, 2011, 04:28:35 PM
You should be fine.  My wife is doing a half marathon the week before running a 50k.

The lake near my house is doing a 100k this summer. 19 times around the lake. :lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on March 24, 2011, 05:18:05 PM
(http://images.barnesandnoble.com/images/96980000/96989159.JPG)

Pre-ordered it today.  Comes out tomorrow.  I'll let you know how it is Cormac.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: EmCeeGrammar on March 24, 2011, 09:42:17 PM
Between cutting out problem foods and walking the hour to and the hour back from work I've lost seven pounds the last two weeks. I'm kinda glad its this easy.  Now its just a matter of months I suppose.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Nintendosbooger on March 27, 2011, 12:07:45 AM
Never thought I would sustain a potentially serious injury in the gym. Damn. Going to see a doctor next week.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on March 27, 2011, 11:21:21 AM
(http://images.barnesandnoble.com/images/96980000/96989159.JPG)

Pre-ordered it today.  Comes out tomorrow.  I'll let you know how it is Cormac.

So, I've been looked through most of the recipes, and a lot of them look pretty tasty!  I haven't actually made anything from the cookbook yet, although I did take an idea for a frittata recipe and make it this morning.  DE-FUCKING-LICIOUS!

I don't know how it compares to his original cookbook, but it's definitely worth checking out. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Nintendosbooger on March 27, 2011, 12:58:32 PM
Why would you never think that?

Never broke a bone, suffered any muscle tear or sprain. I take form very seriously, and it's paid off up until this point. Hopefully this won't require surgery but I'm 80% sure it will.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 29, 2011, 02:41:34 AM
Great post from Kurt Harris MD of the pa.nu blog on the effects of marathon running on the heart:

http://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/p-nu/201103/cardio-may-cause-heart-disease-part-i

'We should keep calling marathons, centuries on the bicycle and hours on those ridiculous stairmasters and treadmills "cardio" to remind us which organ we may be putting at risk. Running a marathon is starting to look about as smart as boxing or playing football.'

It's technical, but REALLY worth a read. The global phenomenon of running has gotten really out of hand, and too many people are waaaaaaaaaaay past the point of even diminishing returns and into the realm of actively harming their health.

There are lots of important points and caveats in the article that it would be futile to try to summarize here, so go read. I'd really like to see another study done that takes account of diet but that may never happen.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on March 29, 2011, 03:56:04 PM
I got a pleasant surprise this past Sunday.  I weigh myself once a week, more just to lightly keep track of where I am with my diet and exercise.  I stayed at the same weight for quite a few weeks because I took a vacation, and it threw me off for a little while.  I also realized that I was gaining a little bit of muscle, so I was only losing a pound or two here and there.

But this past week I lost another 6 lbs.  Which makes me 43.3 lbs lighter than I was in mid-October!

I still have a long way to go (another 106.7 lbs) before I'll be at a happy weight.  In another 12.7 lbs, I'll be at the weight I was at over a year ago.

Yes, I let myself go (really fucking bad) for a while.  I'm making it right, and I'm committed to it now. 

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Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: demi on March 29, 2011, 04:03:11 PM
can you see your peepee yet
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on March 29, 2011, 04:27:06 PM
can you see your peepee yet

 :fbm  Workin' on it...

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Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: demi on March 29, 2011, 04:27:52 PM
hot
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Skidmark on March 29, 2011, 06:13:36 PM
Ok, some progress:

I am 184 cm (6 feet) tall and two months ago I weighted 63 kg (138 lbs), now I weight 73 kg (160 lbs).
I started eating properly two months ago, then started working out about a month ago and now I have been on gomad and 5x5 for about a week. most of my gains where from the last two weeks.

Just a weird thing that I have noticed today, right under my right nipple, I am starting to feel something hard and it hurts when i press on it. Kind of like when you get gyno. I am not on any steroids but I have been drinking a lot of milk and protein shakes the last two weeks. I am not even sure if it has anything to do with gomad, google shows nothing. Doesn't bother me but I will wait a week or so and see what happens.

I do not have any before pics, wasn't really expecting this kind of result and didn't even plan this whole thing. I can post some pics later. My stomach got a bit bigger but i can still see my abs. Also squats are awesome, my new favorite.

Here is what I work out with (5x5 3 times a week):
bench press: started with 40 kg now 50 kg (110 lbs)
Squats: started with 40 kg now 60 kg (132 lbs)
Barbell Rows: Started with 30 kg now 50 kg (110 lbs)
Overhead Press: 30 kg (66 lbs)
Deadlift: haven't tried it yet
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 29, 2011, 07:22:29 PM
- no idea what is going on with your nipple, possibly just a bruised bone from resting the bar there during bench. Not a problem anyone here can solve for you. See a doctor if you're worried.

- 22lbs of mostly lean muscle in around 2 weeks :o What the fucking fuck. You don't seem to be lifting heavy enough to get those kind of lean gains yet but perhaps that means the best is yet to come. :o
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Skidmark on March 29, 2011, 08:08:58 PM
- no idea what is going on with your nipple, possibly just a bruised bone from resting the bar there during bench. Not a problem anyone here can solve for you. See a doctor if you're worried.

- 22lbs of mostly lean muscle in around 2 weeks :o What the fucking fuck. You don't seem to be lifting heavy enough to get those kind of lean gains yet but perhaps that means the best is yet to come. :o

More like 10 lbs in 2 weeks, the rest i have gained over the past two months before gomad. I still can't believe it myself. I have done some boxing for a bout a year many years ago and I gained only 2 kg. so this is mind blowing for me, always thought that I was a hard gainer.
I have weighted myself at the thaiboxing gym around the 2nd of feb and it showed 63 kg with jeans on, I even lied to my friends and said that it showed 65 kg  :lol I just checked today and it said 73 kg with shorts on. I think a lot of it is fat but since I am skinny it doesn't show at all. I have been cheating a bit though, I play some football and thaiboxing once in a while.

I want to try to add another 10 kg to the bench and the squats tomorrow. The thing is that I train alone and it would suck to not be able to finish 5x5. Squats scare me a bit, I have nowhere to rest the bar if I can't raise myself, don't have an exit plan. I use the bar holder for the bench press to do the squats.

I will try to post a pic tomorrow so you can show me what I can work more on. but I am not exaggerating at all about the 10 kg in two months.
I eat once every 4 hours or so. One thing that I have noticed though is that I find it a lot harder to eat the last couple of days, especially breakfast, I have to wake up a whole hour earlier to manage to eat in time. I also haven't gained anything the last 4 days or so, I think my stomach is getting tired.

Also, I used to weight 70 kg a couple of years ago, can this be why I managed to gain them again so fast but started to have difficulty after the 70 kg point?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 29, 2011, 08:20:51 PM
I fucked my knee up running on sunday :'(

Time for the bike.

sorry to hear that but not exactly shocking with those mileages.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 29, 2011, 08:43:30 PM
Skidmark - Oh yeah, it's easier to regain muscle than it is to gain it for the first time. Same goes for strength. If you can't squat heavy, deadlift instead. But you should really find someplace you can squat safely. You need to be pushing yourself with the weight to make gains - it has to be scary.

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Mupepe on March 30, 2011, 10:15:42 AM
I got a pleasant surprise this past Sunday.  I weigh myself once a week, more just to lightly keep track of where I am with my diet and exercise.  I stayed at the same weight for quite a few weeks because I took a vacation, and it threw me off for a little while.  I also realized that I was gaining a little bit of muscle, so I was only losing a pound or two here and there.

But this past week I lost another 6 lbs.  Which makes me 43.3 lbs lighter than I was in mid-October!

I still have a long way to go (another 106.7 lbs) before I'll be at a happy weight.  In another 12.7 lbs, I'll be at the weight I was at over a year ago.

Yes, I let myself go (really fucking bad) for a while.  I'm making it right, and I'm committed to it now. 

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Cormac, you can call me a little bitch and get pissed at me all you want.  But I want you to know that you being an ass to me when I was being a dumbass helped a lot.  And I think you turning me on to Primal Blueprint was one of the best things that's happened to me. /realtalk
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Good job, dude!  I lost another 3 lbs last week.  I'm hoping to lose around 20 more before I'm happy. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Skidmark on March 31, 2011, 05:56:07 PM
Here is a pic of me that I have taken today:
(http://i.imgur.com/Rq0GO.jpg)

I thought that I was much bigger than this, it feels so but in the pics I still look very skinny. I also added 10 kg to both squats and bench press today, It wasn't as hard as I thought but my body gives up easily after the 3rd or 4th rep.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Nintendosbooger on April 01, 2011, 01:15:48 AM
That tight stomach will disappear once you're into your bulking phase, then you start the long process of cutting.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Skidmark on April 03, 2011, 09:01:00 AM
Huzzah, severe finger infection causing massive vomitus !

Down 1.5kg in one week.

what does a finger weigh? at this rate i can see it getting cut off :/

Did you get it checked up? if so what was the medical opinion?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Skidmark on April 03, 2011, 09:06:23 AM
I have been having sharp pain in my feet lately when I walk, somewhere in the middle of the feet. I found out that it was because I wasn't doing squats properly. When I raise up from the ground, my knees get closer to each other and my feet kind of raise a bit from the floor, most of the weight would be on the side where I have my big toes.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 03, 2011, 07:38:19 PM
p.s. YES i'm serious. Finger is a mess. 1cm cubed plus mass tumour, skin stretching, deep rooted infection , nerve damage and constant agony.

I can provide pictures but to be honest, it's the grosses fucking thing i've ever seen.

Shit dude, that doesn't sound good. Please say you've been to a doctor.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 03, 2011, 08:42:26 PM
I have been having sharp pain in my feet lately when I walk, somewhere in the middle of the feet. I found out that it was because I wasn't doing squats properly. When I raise up from the ground, my knees get closer to each other and my feet kind of raise a bit from the floor, most of the weight would be on the side where I have my big toes.

Yeah, weight has to be on the heels, knees should be in line with your feet. Correct this now before you start lifting heavy. If you're doing this wrong, you're probably doing a half-dozen other things wrong as well, as mistakes like that have a ripple effect.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 03, 2011, 10:02:21 PM
does this mean you have to j/o with the other hand? I mean, it doesn't hurt to play the field a bit. Could be a blessing in disguise.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Van Cruncheon on April 03, 2011, 10:28:52 PM
how the heck did this happen, dc?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 03, 2011, 10:38:08 PM
do you think he remembers? I am not privy to the details but 100% sure he just woke up in a pool of blood, reeking of Black Nikka whiskey.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Van Cruncheon on April 03, 2011, 11:20:31 PM
good point. as long as it wasn't crooked up trying to get some sega ufo tchotchke away from his prostate, it's all good
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 03, 2011, 11:57:24 PM
2 months?? Time for an Uzi suicide, if you can manage to pull the trigger.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Himu on April 04, 2011, 12:45:45 AM
is it true that green tea is bad for kidneys? due to my high blood pressure, I've been drinking on average at least 3-5 cups of green tea a day for at least 2 weeks, and along with good water consumption, I feel better than I have been in the past year. but I read that copious amount of green tea is bad for kidneys?

but it's my favorite tea!

I just bought new japanese green tea leaves with jasmine!

edit: on further note, it seems this is only in regards to green tea supplements and not the tea itself. You'd have to drink over 10-15 cups of green tea a day for it to even remotely affect your liver and kidneys. 4-5 cups is fine.  ::)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 04, 2011, 12:53:53 AM
The answer to the question of 'Is this good for me or not?' is almost always 'Yes, in appropriate amounts'. People do get crazy when they think they have discovered a magic Wonder Food, like blueberries or fish oil or cinnamon, and start injecting blueberry extract into the eyeball or whatever. But usually the expense and inconvenience of it prevent most people from taking it too far.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Himu on April 04, 2011, 12:57:13 AM
drinking my fourth cup before bed :smug
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 04, 2011, 12:58:37 AM
Go for it. Bread, pasta and sugar is far more dangerous and you're still eating that, right?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Himu on April 04, 2011, 12:59:18 AM
Fuck no. Having high blood pressure makes me wary of anything I eat. If the sodium intake is over 200 I don't buy it.

Today I went to the deli and I saw some quiche.

"Oh, quiche! I love quiche! That would go great with my veggie sandwich."

*looks at nutrition facts*

sodium - 1770 mg

"........."

I do eat bread, but only wheat or flat bread and only in moderation.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: cool breeze on April 04, 2011, 01:20:18 AM
green tea will stain your teeth something fierce.  and/or that's regular tea and coffee.  whatever it is, my dentist hates me because of it.

so are those body fat scales complete rubbish? my brother bought one and I tried it out and it spat out numbers and I didn't know if I should feel bad about it.  Not because I understood what the numbers meant or anything.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Himu on April 04, 2011, 01:41:08 AM
Green tea has fluoride in it though. Use baking soda toothpaste.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 04, 2011, 01:43:09 AM
oh yeah, they're totally useless as far as I can determine. According to my Tanita scale, my body fat percentage has barely changed despite going from 86kg to 70kg. Taking pics is the easiest way to track progress. Weight on the scales is only one part of the equation.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Mupepe on April 04, 2011, 10:32:49 AM
oh yeah, they're totally useless as far as I can determine. According to my Tanita scale, my body fat percentage has barely changed despite going from 86kg to 70kg. Taking pics is the easiest way to track progress. Weight on the scales is only one part of the equation.
This. 

They're just horribly inaccurate.  You can get some calipers, but they're just like a scale.  Use only that one and just check to see which direction your percentage is moving because they're all inaccurate.

Speaking of scales, I lost 4 lbs last week.  If I continue at this pace I'll be the lightest I've been in a year next week.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Himu on April 04, 2011, 10:40:45 AM
I've lost 4 pounds too!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Himu on April 04, 2011, 01:18:40 PM
how do i get a body like this

(http://i.imgur.com/4HrAR.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/8fpQZ.jpg)

ps: this is third
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 04, 2011, 09:00:12 PM
ask him nicely? if not: chloroform
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Skidmark on April 05, 2011, 07:25:24 AM
Just found this website: http://www.gymidiots.com/

My favorits:
[youtube=560,345]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQnVTvdARFI[/youtube]
[youtube=560,345]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cix822TFMrM[/youtube]
[youtube=560,345]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGLTvOhsCgg[/youtube]
[youtube=560,345]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSrYkPi0rOs[/youtube]
[youtube=560,345]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=er5GBIg2s8k&[/youtube]
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Nintendosbooger on April 05, 2011, 11:47:54 PM
I have been having sharp pain in my feet lately when I walk, somewhere in the middle of the feet. I found out that it was because I wasn't doing squats properly. When I raise up from the ground, my knees get closer to each other and my feet kind of raise a bit from the floor, most of the weight would be on the side where I have my big toes.

Play with the smith machine for a while.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 05, 2011, 11:59:22 PM
I have been having sharp pain in my feet lately when I walk, somewhere in the middle of the feet. I found out that it was because I wasn't doing squats properly. When I raise up from the ground, my knees get closer to each other and my feet kind of raise a bit from the floor, most of the weight would be on the side where I have my big toes.

Play with the smith machine for a while.

But he already knows how not to squat  ???
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Nintendosbooger on April 06, 2011, 12:38:35 AM
lol yeah.

In all seriousness, Skidmark, stop playing with the free weights until you get the form right. There are a plethora of injuries, both short term and permanent, that you could suffer as a result of poor execution, and you won't notice it right away. One of my weaknesses with squatting when I first started out was that my knees traveled forward beyond my toes (a big no-no), and it was hurting/damaging my knees to the point where I'd constantly feel pain, even when I wasn't lifting. I'm not ashamed to admit that I used a smith machine for a while until the knee pains permanently disappeared and I improved my form.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Skidmark on April 06, 2011, 08:31:43 AM
When it comes to doing squats, there is a lot to pay attention to, especially in the details. I have improved a lot but I won't be surprised if I still do somethings wrong. I will go visit one of the local gyms and see if one of the guys can help me with my form. My friends haven't noticed any of the mistakes that I have been doing. I don't have a mirror in the room to see how I do.

The hardest part is when I try to focus on doing one aspect of the form properly I forget about the rest. I mostly focus on chest pushed outwords, push my butt upwords when I start raising (kind of use it to raise myself), no curved back, knees and feet in the right position. and i still managed to forget about my knees not traveling forward beyond my toes. I will pay attention to it today.

I think I will film myself squating today and you guys can judge.

Edit: I don't have a smiths machine and I don't have a gym membership. I will have to keep learning till i get it right. I don't lift that heavy anyway so its a bit easier for me to pay attention to my form.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Skidmark on April 06, 2011, 11:03:48 AM
Ok, I have worked out and taken some videos and pictures.
Here is where I read about how to do squats:
http://stronglifts.com/how-to-squat-with-proper-technique-fix-common-problems/

Here is a video of me doing some today:
[youtube=560,345]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3JwZ9QCl-c[/youtube]
I have noticed that the bar wasn't well balanced, its hard to notice it when it happens especially when there is no mirror.
How does my form look? Is there anything else that I need to pay more attention to?

Also, here are some more pics of my progress:
http://i.imgur.com/j8GA1.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/fM17j.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/7C4Aq.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/ksDOr.jpg
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Mupepe on April 06, 2011, 11:09:49 AM
Nice work dude.  Awesome physique.  :bow Skidmark :bow2

However, this totally screams "Would you fuck me?  I'd fuck me.  I'd fuck me hard"
(http://i.imgur.com/7C4Aq.jpg)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Skidmark on April 06, 2011, 02:28:16 PM
haha  :lol, I didn't think much about it but I like it anyway :P
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on April 06, 2011, 05:58:03 PM
The off-balance thing might have to do with the hood of your sweatshirt...   ???

Your form looks a hell of a lot better than mine.  I don't do squats with a bar though.  I usually do them with a couple of dumbells.

In other news, I met a personal trainer today that I think I'm going to try out.  The guy really understands what I'm working with, as he used to be bigger than I am now.  He's a pretty ripped guy, and I told him that I wasn't look to be as big in the chest and shoulders as he is, but otherwise his physique was what I wanted to have.  He said that he's all about keeping things changed up so that we don't get bored, and he's all about communication.  Plus, his rates are dirt-cheap where he's trying to build up a clientele base.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 06, 2011, 06:56:29 PM
Skidmark - Better than I was expecting, from what you said. Good depth, back is solid, and the knees look OK from that angle (although wobbly). You are lifting 'high bar' style though, which I doubt is what stronglifts teaches for strength gains. High bar is really for Oly training since it leads to a more upright position which develops the quads more. It's also the way pretty much everyone picks up the bar at first, so don't sweat it. You are not a freak for naturally wanting to lift this way. At your weights, it doesn't make that much difference. But since damn near everyone squats for the nominal purpose of pure strength, I think everyone should be squatting 'low bar' style. I find it a much more secure position to lift from, although it will take a while to get used to it. Your arms lock the bar onto your upper back so firmly that you don't even need to use your hands to grip the bar (I don't). Once you do, you'll never go back.

Here is what you're doing, and what I think you should be aiming for ( (2) and (3) respectively - edit: oops):
(http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20080618162125/startingstrength/images/thumb/8/8b/Squat_Bar_Placement.jpg/500px-Squat_Bar_Placement.jpg)

Stuff on work on:
- Get your wrists forward, not bent backward.
- Neck straight - you can keep your chest up without craning your neck and head backward.
- Pick a spot on the ground about 6 feet in front of you and focus on it.
- Pick up the bar in the middle :lol
- Go down faster - nothing to be gained by doing the eccentric portion of the lift slowly. You need the bounce that comes with rapid contraction at the bottom once the weight goes up.
- Hard to tell from the video, but you don't seem to be breathing right. You need to be holding a big breath to get the chest up and the core tight throughout the movement. This is something that will probably sort itself out once you go heavier, but get used to it now. Breathe at the top. DO NOT breathe out at the bottom.
- And don't lift in your socks on a polished wood floor! Do I have to spell it out :lol


 I don't need to tell you that at heavier weights even 1 or 2cm of deviation from the middle of the bar is going to fuck you up big-time so get used to finding your spot now. Part of your problem is that you are not getting under the bar at standing height, but I guess there is nothing you can do about that for now.

Plenty more detail here if you want:
http://startingstrength.wikia.com/wiki/FAQ:The_Lifts
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Nintendosbooger on April 06, 2011, 07:06:06 PM
Ok, I have worked out and taken some videos and pictures.
Here is where I read about how to do squats:
http://stronglifts.com/how-to-squat-with-proper-technique-fix-common-problems/

Here is a video of me doing some today:
[youtube=560,345]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3JwZ9QCl-c[/youtube]
I have noticed that the bar wasn't well balanced, its hard to notice it when it happens especially when there is no mirror.
How does my form look? Is there anything else that I need to pay more attention to?

Also, here are some more pics of my progress:
http://i.imgur.com/j8GA1.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/fM17j.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/7C4Aq.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/ksDOr.jpg


Positives:

+ You're going down low. Awesome.
+ Your feet seem shoulder width apart, and you're pointing them slightly out (11oclock/left; 1oclock/right)
+ I think, although I can't say for sure due to your sweatshirt, that you're sticking your chest out. If so, kudos.
+ You're not bending your wrist from what I can see. Hard to tell, though.
+ Breathing out as you're pushing up
+ Your knees weren't going forward past your toes

Negatives:

- I noticed your knees shaking or jerking inwards/outwards in a few of those reps. Might be the baggy pants playing tricks on my eyes, though. If not, keep those knees steady.
- The bar kept looking like it was going to tip over to the right, dude.

Unknowns:

? I couldn't tell if you were setting your weight on your heels or on your toes.

I can tell you were playing with weight that was too light for you, since you executed it so effectively, cleanly, and quickly. It's easy to illustrate proper form with light weight, but what's more telling is how your form looks when you're doing heavy sets.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Nintendosbooger on April 06, 2011, 07:07:04 PM
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Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Skidmark on April 06, 2011, 07:19:29 PM
Ok awesome, this is what I needed!
I will go through it again tomorrow to make sure that I remember everything. Thanks guys!

Also, how do I tell the difference between back pain and training ache from doing squats? I feel that my back is kind of stiff if that makes sense but it doesn't hurt any more or any less no matter what activity I do, sit down, lay back, run, pick something up etc. Also, my feet are much better now, no pain what so ever.

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Himu on April 06, 2011, 07:52:00 PM
Nice work dude.  Awesome physique.  :bow Skidmark :bow2

However, this totally screams "Would you fuck me?  I'd fuck me.  I'd fuck me hard"
(http://i.imgur.com/7C4Aq.jpg)

oh hey i didn't know you brother had such nice lips, ed
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Skidmark on April 06, 2011, 08:54:16 PM
Does your back hurt on one side more than the other? 
both sides around this area:
(http://i.imgur.com/xyYpi.jpg)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Nintendosbooger on April 07, 2011, 12:29:32 AM
It's normal for your erector spinae muscles to be sore since squatting involves the slight bowing of your back.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on April 08, 2011, 06:35:16 AM
Stopped at the gas station on the way home.  Bought a soda for the first time since before Christmas.  It was by a local company that I love and love to drink.

It tasted god-awful.  I poured it out.  Stupid water.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on April 09, 2011, 12:06:42 PM
So the weather here is finally starting to get really nice, and I guess I've got the itch to do some outdoorsy stuff.  I asked some of my local friends on Facebook if they knew of any local trails I could hike without getting shot at for stumbling into a pot patch, and they all laughed at me.   :'(

Any suggestions?  Or do I just need to drive to the well-established trails in other counties?  The closest one I know of is at least 45 minutes away...
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 09, 2011, 08:52:10 PM
Stopped at the gas station on the way home.  Bought a soda for the first time since before Christmas.  It was by a local company that I love and love to drink.

It tasted god-awful.  I poured it out.  Stupid water.

Weird, isn't it. I can't even finish an apple now! Just bear that in mind the next time someone fat tells you 'oh i couldn't live without xxx' and soon you will be a Paleo zealot like me!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on April 09, 2011, 09:08:13 PM
I won't lie, I'm still a fiend for fruit.  I don't gobble it down all day or anything, but I at least have one serving of it a day.  I know it's not the greatest, but I still love it. 

Could I live without it?  Sure.  I just don't choose to.  But I am starting to go with healthier fruits like berries over apples.  I usually combine some frozen berries with a little bit of half-n-half and some protein powder for a smoothie.  :drool

Oh yeah, I forgot to mention that I was watching some of the old MDA videos on Youtube earlier today and found Tony Horton!?!?!  I never knew the two used to be associated.   :o
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 09, 2011, 10:53:50 PM
I doubt you can find many people in the US who dislike fruit or smoothies, but the point i'm trying to make here is that what you 'love' is not any kind of indication of what is good for you. You cannot trust the messages your body sends the brain until you get out of a state of hormonal derangement. As long as you're on the crack, you will feel better when you take crack, and you will 'love' it. Similarly, you will feel run down and hungry until you get your fructose or glucose fix, then you feel better for a little while, then slide back into that 'low on fuel' lethargy. Cigarettes, caffeine, sugar, crack...it all works the same way.

I'm perfectly aware that crack is much more harmful to the health than a fruit smoothie of course - i'm just making a point about the similar nature of the psychology and physiology of addiction here. Having said that, fruit is at least a useful step in the right direction if the alternative is junk snacks like chips and cookies. It at least gets you into the grocery store regularly, and isn't stuffed with nasty colorings, preservatives etc. But you don't need it in any way, and if you are trying to lose weight, it has to go, sorry.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on April 09, 2011, 11:10:18 PM
I couldn't agree with you more!  It's not anything I need by any means.  I just like it.  I am cutting it back a lot though, and probably will cut it out all together.  I'm a lot better than what I was originally doing (having it two or three times a day), and saying that I have it at least once a day may be an overstatement, but it's not too far off.  For me, it's a slow process and not one of those cold turkey things.  I don't want to relapse on it or anything like that.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: cool breeze on April 09, 2011, 11:18:04 PM
I can give up crack, cigarettes and sugar easily...but caffeine? aw hell naw
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 09, 2011, 11:18:52 PM
It's hard to make a mental decision to say 'no, I'm not having this thing that I love anymore' so I think the gradual approach works best too. That's how I did it (and am still doing it with other things, like booze. Pretty much down to only limited amounts of red wine at this point but it remains a vice). You just need to plant the seed of doubt first, which leads to increased observation and experimentation. When you gather enough data to convince yourself, you will naturally shy away from stuff you know is bad. It can be a very organic process. I don't think it needs to be, but it depends on how motivated you are.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 09, 2011, 11:21:53 PM
I can give up crack, cigarettes and sugar easily...but caffeine? aw hell naw

because you don't want to. And why would you want to? It's so cheap and available as to be practically free. People literally GIVE IT AWAY anywhere you go. If you ever feel the slightest craving for it, you can easily satisfy it. If there were giant heaps of cocaine just lying around, everyone would be a cocaine addict and no-one would ever want to give it up. That's our situation with caffeine.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on April 09, 2011, 11:25:22 PM
It's hard to make a mental decision to say 'no, I'm not having this thing that I love anymore' so I think the gradual approach works best too. That's how I did it (and am still doing it with other things, like booze. Pretty much down to only limited amounts of red wine at this point but it remains a vice). You just need to plant the seed of doubt first, which leads to increased observation and experimentation. When you gather enough data to convince yourself, you will naturally shy away from stuff you know is bad. It can be a very organic process. I don't think it needs to be, but it depends on how motivated you are.

You gave up beer?  :o
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 09, 2011, 11:30:40 PM
Mostly. I don't buy it anymore. I have some friends who are hugely into the whole craft beer scene so they always push me to go to those places. It messes me up though, so i rarely have more than one or two and always regret it afterward.  At home, I only have red wine or whiskey now. I used to always have beer in the fridge so that's a major change.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: cool breeze on April 09, 2011, 11:35:16 PM
Really, I only drink tea daily.  Coffee maybe one or two cups a week (on the days when I'm working for ~11 hours).

I've never thought of caffeine to be bad unless you're injecting it into your veins all day to stay awake.

actually, I've been curious about how you guys handle milk, if at all.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Mupepe on April 09, 2011, 11:44:24 PM
I haven't had milk in about two months. Im not against it really unless you're trying to lose weight because imo as far as nutrition goes its really only useful in gaining weight. There's a lot of health debate regarding milk so its pretty much a personal choice as is most dairy.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on April 09, 2011, 11:47:53 PM
I had meant to mention this earlier, but milk has had a rather odd effect on me.

I don't consume nearly as much dairy as I used to.  No more than a serving a day, if that.  I used to have it all the time, though.  I would drink a glass in the morning, have a yogurt or some kind of dairy dessert in the evening, with items covered in cheeses throughout the day (yeah, I was really fucking unhealthy with the stuff).  It never really bothered me either.

Now, if I have more than one serving, or have too much of something like milk during the day, my digestive tract gets all sorts of fucked up.  I'm not right for days afterwards!

Did I make myself slightly lactose intolerant?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Mupepe on April 09, 2011, 11:50:01 PM
God I miss cheese.  After this cut you can guaranfuckintee that I'll be adding cheese back to my diet. I've had it during cheat meals and its still a fucking blessing. But I can't seem to lose weight with it in my diet
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on April 10, 2011, 12:40:54 AM
Mostly. I don't buy it anymore. I have some friends who are hugely into the whole craft beer scene so they always push me to go to those places. It messes me up though, so i rarely have more than one or two and always regret it afterward.  At home, I only have red wine or whiskey now. I used to always have beer in the fridge so that's a major change.

You mention whiskey, my wife brings me this:

spoiler (click to show/hide)
(http://blogs.suntimes.com/ourtown/makers-mark_h.jpg)
:hyper  :hyper  :hyper
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Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 10, 2011, 01:43:19 AM
I had meant to mention this earlier, but milk has had a rather odd effect on me.

I don't consume nearly as much dairy as I used to.  No more than a serving a day, if that.  I used to have it all the time, though.  I would drink a glass in the morning, have a yogurt or some kind of dairy dessert in the evening, with items covered in cheeses throughout the day (yeah, I was really fucking unhealthy with the stuff).  It never really bothered me either.

Now, if I have more than one serving, or have too much of something like milk during the day, my digestive tract gets all sorts of fucked up.  I'm not right for days afterwards!

Did I make myself slightly lactose intolerant?

Lactose is just another sugar. Think about it.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Rman on April 10, 2011, 12:57:46 PM
Mostly. I don't buy it anymore. I have some friends who are hugely into the whole craft beer scene so they always push me to go to those places. It messes me up though, so i rarely have more than one or two and always regret it afterward.  At home, I only have red wine or whiskey now. I used to always have beer in the fridge so that's a major change.
Yeah, paleo really rewires your digestive tract.  Or as Robb Wolf would say, heal it.  Beer gives me a huge stomach ache.  Wine and tequila are fine though.  :D
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on April 11, 2011, 08:45:24 AM
Mostly. I don't buy it anymore. I have some friends who are hugely into the whole craft beer scene so they always push me to go to those places. It messes me up though, so i rarely have more than one or two and always regret it afterward.  At home, I only have red wine or whiskey now. I used to always have beer in the fridge so that's a major change.
Yeah, paleo really rewires your digestive tract.  Or as Robb Wolf would say, heal it.  Beer gives me a huge stomach ache.  Wine and tequila are fine though.  :D

Key part of that sentence.  And speaking of which, I only made it to the gym twice last week after looking in my log book.  I almost felt guilty about it if it weren't for the 4 lbs I lost last week...

I'm officially down 45 lbs.  I want that extra five so bad it's not even funny.  I'm going to work really hard this week.  :punch

Also, went to the gym this morning (after working 12 hours) after being absent a few days and had one of the best workouts I've had in a long time.  Does that happen to anyone else or is it just a fluke?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 11, 2011, 09:21:45 AM
of course - you've had more time to recover from the last workout. There is a curve of course - leave it too long between workouts and you will de-train. But in general, a couple of days rest should leave you feeling great and ready to kick ass on your next workout.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on April 11, 2011, 05:27:38 PM
I think this has been one of the longest times in between workouts I've had this year.  I don't usually let it go more than a couple of days!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 12, 2011, 02:05:02 AM
Had an awesome Paleo lunch today, give it a shot. Avocadoes are back in season here (after about a 6 month offseason) so I was keen to get some.

Avocado /bacon / eggs Mash:
Makes approx 2 servings:
- 2 ripe avocados
- 2 strips thick-cut bacon
- 4 hard-boiled eggs

And the meat:
- one chicken breast (grilled with a herb crust in this case...)

Simply mash up the eggs, avocadoes and crumble in the bacon. I poured in the fat from the skillet but you may not wanna go that far  :lol  I seasoned with a bit of salt and pepper, that's it. Normally I'd have squeezed some lemon juice on there but I tasted it and it was fine without.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on April 12, 2011, 05:58:50 AM
Had an awesome Paleo lunch today, give it a shot. Avocadoes are back in season here (after about a 6 month offseason) so I was keen to get some.

Avocado /bacon / eggs Mash:
Makes approx 2 servings:
- 2 ripe avocados
- 2 strips thick-cut bacon
- 4 hard-boiled eggs

And the meat:
- one chicken breast (grilled with a herb crust in this case...)

Simply mash up the eggs, avocadoes and crumble in the bacon. I poured in the fat from the skillet but you may not wanna go that far  :lol  I seasoned with a bit of salt and pepper, that's it. Normally I'd have squeezed some lemon juice on there but I tasted it and it was fine without.


This is one hard part about going paleo/primal for me.  I hate avocadoes.   :yuck 

It's the texture and taste of them both.  I don't even like guacamole because of avocadoes.  It's hard because practically all of the better recipes call for them.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Skidmark on April 12, 2011, 08:34:50 AM
Benched my body weight  :-*
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Mupepe on April 12, 2011, 10:10:11 AM
Benched my body weight  :-*
8) Congrats, dude!

it feels good.  I finally did it a few weeks ago.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Beezy on April 12, 2011, 04:33:39 PM
How many reps are you guys doing when you're benching? I've been going to my school's gym for the past month now, but I hardly mess with that because I'm usually by myself.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Mupepe on April 12, 2011, 04:59:57 PM
How many reps are you guys doing when you're benching? I've been going to my school's gym for the past month now, but I hardly mess with that because I'm usually by myself.
5 sets of 5 is my standard that I judge by.

If I can do that, move on. If I can't, deload 10% after a few tries.  When I deload I usually do 7-8 reps on the low end and closer to the high end I stay at 5x5.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on April 12, 2011, 10:06:38 PM
How many reps are you guys doing when you're benching? I've been going to my school's gym for the past month now, but I hardly mess with that because I'm usually by myself.
5 sets of 5 is my standard that I judge by.

If I can do that, move on. If I can't, deload 10% after a few tries.  When I deload I usually do 7-8 reps on the low end and closer to the high end I stay at 5x5.

I've been doing 3 sets of 10 for the past few months, but I'm thinking about switching to 5x5
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 12, 2011, 10:18:32 PM
How many reps are you guys doing when you're benching? I've been going to my school's gym for the past month now, but I hardly mess with that because I'm usually by myself.
5 sets of 5 is my standard that I judge by.

If I can do that, move on. If I can't, deload 10% after a few tries.  When I deload I usually do 7-8 reps on the low end and closer to the high end I stay at 5x5.

I've been doing 3 sets of 10 for the past few months, but I'm thinking about switching to 5x5

Stop thinking and do it.

And skip benching and squat and deadlift instead
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Nintendosbooger on April 12, 2011, 10:36:37 PM
How many reps are you guys doing when you're benching? I've been going to my school's gym for the past month now, but I hardly mess with that because I'm usually by myself.
5 sets of 5 is my standard that I judge by.

If I can do that, move on. If I can't, deload 10% after a few tries.  When I deload I usually do 7-8 reps on the low end and closer to the high end I stay at 5x5.

I've been doing 3 sets of 10 for the past few months, but I'm thinking about switching to 5x5

5x5 is predominately a strength/power improvement routine. If you want to develop popcorn muscles, you'll need to do more reps.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Beezy on April 12, 2011, 11:29:29 PM
Popcorn muscles? :lol

Thanks, I'll try out 5x5.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 12, 2011, 11:30:44 PM
I metaphorically extend my toothpick arms and give you DAP, Beezy
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Beezy on April 12, 2011, 11:34:26 PM
 ;)

I'm gonna start out low though since I don't have anyone to spot me.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 12, 2011, 11:37:56 PM
in that case, ditching bench and doing squats, deadlifts and shoulder presses makes even more sense. No need for a spot there.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Beezy on April 12, 2011, 11:45:17 PM
I don't know the right forms. Not trying to hurt myself.

Actually the shoulder press looks pretty simple. I can try that.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 12, 2011, 11:57:57 PM
Bench press is one of the easiest lifts to injure oneself with, actually. It creates really weird pressures on very small muscles, unlike deadlift or the squat. And you are highly unlikely to get rotator cuff issues doing the shoulder press.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Mupepe on April 13, 2011, 12:05:40 AM
I gotta agree with Cormac.  Bench press is my favorite exercise by far, but if you're worried about form and having a spotter, you should skip.  It's easy to get an injury unless someone is teaching you to do it correctly and actively correcting you and it's also the last exercise you want to do by yourself if you're not comfortable with.  Having heavy weight stuck on your chest is scary as hell (especially with collars on) and it WILL happen especially if you are starting out.  Get more comfortable doing bench press with someone who is experienced before starting it on your own.

Also, deadlift form is very critical, but quite easy to get right. 

Edit: However, if you're still interested, here is a great link

http://stronglifts.com/how-to-bench-press-with-proper-technique-avoid-shoulder-injuries/

If you're looking for a good replacement that is good to do on your own, forward dips work the chest and tris great.  You can also supplement with some pushups until you get more comfortable with your form for BP.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 13, 2011, 12:08:43 AM
A digression: this thread has been 52 pages, and I'm STILL telling people not to bench so much :fbm
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Mupepe on April 13, 2011, 12:09:42 AM
Benching is fun though!  I know there are more effective exercises and it's a strain on your front shoulders, wrists... hell everything.  But it feels so good!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 13, 2011, 12:16:31 AM
it's not because you want big guns OH NO
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Mupepe on April 13, 2011, 12:17:57 AM
Not really!  Dips and curls are for that!

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Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Beezy on April 13, 2011, 12:49:07 AM
Smh, I wish I had a gym partner who already knew all this shit. I'll try the shoulder presses tomorrow. I'm afraid to mess with squats or deadlifts.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 13, 2011, 01:26:08 AM
Just look for the strongest guy in the guy, Beezy ;)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Beezy on April 13, 2011, 01:40:40 AM
Just look for the strongest guy in the guy, Beezy ;)
:hump ?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 13, 2011, 01:47:16 AM
oops, guy in the gym of course
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on April 13, 2011, 08:50:14 AM
Speaking of squats and deadlifts, I wanted to mention this.

When I do a squat with weights dumbbells (I don't use the bar because I don't have a spotter or a rack to pull it from, and I'm sure as hell not going to use the Smith machine for it) I know there are several forms to do it in, and some are better than others.  The one I was taught to do was this:

(http://dumbbell-sets.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Dumbbell-Squat.jpg)

But I find that I have a hard time because of the size of my (fat) thighs and legs that it is really uncomfortable when I do the squat and I can't seem to get as low as I should.  Recently, I noticed a different squat style with a dumbbell that I've tried and is much more comfortable, but I don't have the opportunity to use as much weight with it.  Is this one any better?

(http://cdn.brobible.com/images/buzz/spartacus-workout-goblet-squat.jpg)

As far as deadlifts go, the only instruction that I've seen on them is the Youtube video from Mark Ripptoe.  He's the only one that hasn't seemed to gain a lot of criticism for his form and what he teaches.  When I try doing it how he teaches, it's still extremely uncomfortable, and I'm terrified that I'm using too much lower back and not enough thighs/legs when I'm doing the lift.

HELP ME PLEASE?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 13, 2011, 09:20:38 AM
See the comments to Skidmark on Oly squat form (high bar) vs Rippetoe low bar position.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Beezy on April 13, 2011, 10:15:31 AM
Yeah... I'm going tomorrow instead. So sore :'(
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on April 13, 2011, 11:44:04 AM
See the comments to Skidmark on Oly squat form (high bar) vs Rippetoe low bar position.

But I don't have a rack.  The gym I use is extremely small and they have an Oly bar, but no rack to hang it on. 

To better explain, the gym is owned by a local Chiropractor and the County Attorney.  They provide access to the gym for their members 24/7 365.  Access is by electronic key only, and there are no "staff" members for the gym.  The only "staff" is the one that works at the Chiropractor's office next door during normal business hours.  A couple of ladies get paid extra to clean the gym and set up new members.

I know it's rinky-dink, but it's local and it's really cheap.  I think that it would probably be a liability for them to put a free rack in there without staff members to double as emergency spotters.  Every other piece of equipment they have in there is either machine, or there is no way to trap somebody in/on it (i.e. dumbbells).  So a person could still get hurt, but it's unlikely anyone could be killed.  From a legal standpoint.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 13, 2011, 07:25:11 PM
Who is saying you need a rack? Look at the pic I posted. It shows you exactly what the difference is between those forms, and the link explains why. Why does everyone write a thousand words of excuses for every hundred they are prepared to read?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Skidmark on April 13, 2011, 09:17:55 PM
I just saw your pics andrw, good job!
just a question, what kind of workout are you doing? My friend is a bit overweight and is trying to burn fat but his knees hurt from running, sometimes from walking too. Is there anything else besides running, walking, swimming etc..?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Skidmark on April 13, 2011, 09:18:36 PM
[youtube=560,345]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajUX_I4GdOc[/youtube]
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on April 14, 2011, 09:04:42 AM
I just saw your pics andrw, good job!
just a question, what kind of workout are you doing? My friend is a bit overweight and is trying to burn fat but his knees hurt from running, sometimes from walking too. Is there anything else besides running, walking, swimming etc..?

I've been on Primal Blueprint/Paleo dieting since January-ish.  As far as my workouts go, when I go to the gym now, I don't worry too much about cardio when I get in the gym as much as I focus on strength training.  I'm doing 3-5 hours of low impact cardio outside of the gym a week now.  You might have him look into doing it that way as low impact in and of itself is much easier even over that amount of time vs. 1-2 hours of high intensity cardio.

When I go to the gym now, I'm doing a 3-5 minute warmup on the elliptical at just enough of a pace to get some light sweat forming on my head.  After that, I do 30 bench presses, 30 lateral bar pull-downs, 30 squats, and 3-30 second sets of planks.  I don't worry about isolation exercises because they're not worthwhile to me, and they won't be to him because there's really no point in toning one specific muscle when they all need equal amounts of work.  Any of those exercises, including the plank, can be modified to be easier for him.  If he's not at the gym, those easily translate to bodyweight pushups, pullups, squats, and planks, which can all be modified to be easier at home too.

If your friend has a gym membership, have him get in there on an elliptical.  After he adjusts to the movement the first few times, he'll feel great and it will give him a full body workout with little to no strain on the knees and ankles.  Like I said, it's hard to get used to the movement, because it is so different from walking/jogging, but it's worth the adjustment.  He could also try a rowing machine or a stationary bike.  Stair-steppers are okay, but they can cause a burning sensation in the joints after a couple of minutes.

If he doesn't have a membership, tell him that walking should be fine.  Any movement is going to built strength in those joints and it will become easier by the day.  Something I learned from the guys here was to take it to the grass.  It's much more forgiving than pavement/concrete/blacktop/ect so the joints don't take as much as a beating.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 14, 2011, 09:14:14 AM
Skidmark -

Not to beat a dead horse here, but if your friend wants to lose weight, he needs to change his diet. DIET, DIET, DIET.

The preponderance of evidence suggests that exercise just makes people hungrier - on average, people eat 100 calories more than they would normally eat after working out, over and above the extra calories burned in the workout. The only way to beat that cycle is skipping meals or swapping water for food, which is very tough to do consistently for prolonged periods. So you can do it for a few weeks to squeeze into your wedding tux. But you haven't got much hope of dropping 150-200lbs that way.

The reason to do exercise if you're obese is more to do with quality of life. If you top 300lbs, you are not going to be able to do very much unless you become exceptionally strong and fit (which is quite possible). Given that losing weight in that kind of amount is going to take time, you should at least develop the kind of body that can carry it without too much strain so you can work and play normally. These things are key to mental health as well, and will help no end with motivation in sticking to your diet.

But as far as actually losing weight? DIET.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on April 14, 2011, 09:27:28 AM
Skidmark - Better than I was expecting, from what you said. Good depth, back is solid, and the knees look OK from that angle (although wobbly). You are lifting 'high bar' style though, which I doubt is what stronglifts teaches for strength gains. High bar is really for Oly training since it leads to a more upright position which develops the quads more. It's also the way pretty much everyone picks up the bar at first, so don't sweat it. You are not a freak for naturally wanting to lift this way. At your weights, it doesn't make that much difference. But since damn near everyone squats for the nominal purpose of pure strength, I think everyone should be squatting 'low bar' style. I find it a much more secure position to lift from, although it will take a while to get used to it. Your arms lock the bar onto your upper back so firmly that you don't even need to use your hands to grip the bar (I don't). Once you do, you'll never go back.

Here is what you're doing, and what I think you should be aiming for ( (2) and (3) respectively - edit: oops):
(http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20080618162125/startingstrength/images/thumb/8/8b/Squat_Bar_Placement.jpg/500px-Squat_Bar_Placement.jpg)

Stuff on work on:
- Get your wrists forward, not bent backward.
- Neck straight - you can keep your chest up without craning your neck and head backward.
- Pick a spot on the ground about 6 feet in front of you and focus on it.
- Pick up the bar in the middle :lol
- Go down faster - nothing to be gained by doing the eccentric portion of the lift slowly. You need the bounce that comes with rapid contraction at the bottom once the weight goes up.
- Hard to tell from the video, but you don't seem to be breathing right. You need to be holding a big breath to get the chest up and the core tight throughout the movement. This is something that will probably sort itself out once you go heavier, but get used to it now. Breathe at the top. DO NOT breathe out at the bottom.
- And don't lift in your socks on a polished wood floor! Do I have to spell it out :lol


 I don't need to tell you that at heavier weights even 1 or 2cm of deviation from the middle of the bar is going to fuck you up big-time so get used to finding your spot now. Part of your problem is that you are not getting under the bar at standing height, but I guess there is nothing you can do about that for now.

Plenty more detail here if you want:
http://startingstrength.wikia.com/wiki/FAQ:The_Lifts


Okay, I'm thinking this is the post you're talking about Cormac.  There's nowhere on here that talks about getting that bar up on my back without a rack to get under.  I don't think I'm supposed to try and lift the bar from the ground straight up and over my head to my shoulders then start the squat.   :lol

I don't disagree that low bar is better than high bar, it's easy to see just from looking at it for safety purposes.  I just don't have a way to get ANY bar up on my shoulders at my gym, unless I go to the Smith machine, which is just not the same.  Do you see what I'm saying?

Skidmark - I agree with what he's saying about diet BTW.  Not to sound like a Mark Sisson hound, but it's definitely 80% diet and 20% exercise to lose and maintain healthy weight.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on April 14, 2011, 09:30:52 AM
I got this:

(http://s7.thisnext.com/media/largest_dimension/85CF432F.jpg)

But no this:

(http://www.megamart.co.nz/uploads/22903/images/39209/Squat_Rack_B800.jpg)

If I'm missing something about getting that bar up there, weights and all, without the second part of that equation, tell me how.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 14, 2011, 10:19:16 AM
I'm aware, thanks to your pics, that you are using dumbells, not a barbell.

I was trying to avoid a huge post back there as I was posting from my phone. But evidently I have to explain!

The pics you posted with the DBs AND the pic I posted show two different squat forms. Oly style and low bar style. (To be technical, the squat with dumbells is actually a 'suitcase deadlift' but that's only a function of where the weight is carried, not the way you squat.)

Now, you basically asked which is better. My post above explains which is preferred for pure strength training. All you have to do is read again, compare the pics and you'll be able to figure it all out! 

(btw, OF COURSE you can squat without a rack. You just have to clean the barbell from the ground and press it over your shoulders first. I did this a lot when starting out. Try it! You will still be able to squat more on a barbell than you will with your current method with dumbells I bet).
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 14, 2011, 10:23:54 AM
Btw, there is nothing wrong with some Oly-style squatting once in a while. Great for the quads. I love cleans and jerks and front squats and everybody should do them. But there is typically very little interest in them here so I don't talk about them much.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on April 14, 2011, 11:00:58 AM
I'm aware, thanks to your pics, that you are using dumbells, not a barbell.

I was trying to avoid a huge post back there as I was posting from my phone. But evidently I have to explain!

The pics you posted with the DBs AND the pic I posted show two different squat forms. Oly style and low bar style. (To be technical, the squat with dumbells is actually a 'suitcase deadlift' but that's only a function of where the weight is carried, not the way you squat.)

Now, you basically asked which is better. My post above explains which is preferred for pure strength training. All you have to do is read again, compare the pics and you'll be able to figure it all out! 

(btw, OF COURSE you can squat without a rack. You just have to clean the barbell from the ground and press it over your shoulders first. I did this a lot when starting out. Try it! You will still be able to squat more on a barbell than you will with your current method with dumbells I bet).

You know, I've got a thick skull sometimes.  For some reason, the idea of doing a clean and press hadn't occurred to me.  This might be the start of a new routine for me.  I'm going to have to see how I like it first, but I'm going to give a try to doing a clean and press and add a squat in there.  Talk about efficient!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 14, 2011, 12:00:02 PM
I've posted this before but it's a great workout, and just one example of a barbell complex:

[youtube=560,345]0WOP9J7QPwI[/youtube]

(the dude on the left was one of the trainers I met at the Crossfit cert in Okinawa a while back, btw, awesome guy.)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on April 15, 2011, 04:52:08 AM
So, for shits and giggles, I tried that one out tonight...

Bad idea.   :lol

I didn't hurt myself, but I certainly looked like a fool.  I did manage to get in 15 squats once I mounted the bar up there, but it was just so damned uncomfortable.

Also, I took the Primal Blueprint fitness challenge while I was at the gym tonight.  It was nice and quiet as I was the only one there, and it gave me a chance to focus on what I was doing.  I didn't do as well as I thought I would, but I'm certainly not as bad as some might be at my weight. 

I'm going to start trying the PB LHT workout when I'm at home and I can't get to the gym on certain days.  I've just got to figure out a solution to a pullup bar.  I might end up having to make one, b/c I'm not comfortable using one of those door-mount systems.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Mupepe on April 15, 2011, 10:32:29 AM
Why not? What weight are you at? I used one at 280 years ago and my buddy who is just starting and well over 300 has been doing negatives on one with no problem.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on April 15, 2011, 04:42:37 PM
I'm at 350+/- right now and it's more of a concern for the door frames.  I live in a house that was converted from an old mobile home back in the 70's.  This house has parts that are made really cheap.  When I move (not for a few months), it won't be a problem then.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Mupepe on April 15, 2011, 05:03:53 PM
ah, ok.  Gotcha. 

I lost another lb or two this week.  Couldn't tell this morning, the scale kept going between the two.  Oh well.  My official weekly weigh in isn't til tomorrow.  So maybe with a big shit tomorrow morning it'll be 2 or 3.  Not bad considering I didn't lift this last week.  Starting again today.  Took a scheduled recovery and man it felt good.  Ready to get back in and kick ass.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on April 15, 2011, 09:11:16 PM
Any progress is still progress man!  Keep up the good work!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on April 16, 2011, 09:57:28 AM
So I'm curious to see what my FitnessBore bros (are there any ladies in this one?) think about physiques?  More importantly, which one do you think is the best?

For examples, I found this slightly crude chart that actually portrays each pretty well.  But it's really big, so I'm not going to post the image here.

http://www.themusclecouple.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Male-Physiques1.jpg (http://www.themusclecouple.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Male-Physiques1.jpg)

The only reason I ask is that people are asking me what I'm going for in terms of build type.  I just tell them healthy for now, but the thought has crossed my mind.


Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: cool breeze on April 16, 2011, 03:44:59 PM
If you're losing a lot of weight, I don't think it's even possible to hit some of those, like the ottermode one.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on April 16, 2011, 08:29:52 PM
It's not.  That guy has an ectomorph body type, andrwfields is an endomorph.  Got to work with what God gave you.

Well... yeah...

I wasn't expecting to hit ottermode or anything.  Other than that, along with skinny and skinny fat, and possibly the ripped/athletic look, all of the rest of those are possible to a certain extent.  I would assume that the rest of those would be attainable according to the exercise you do.

Look at how many people in this world lose weight.  Depending on how they lost it, they can end up with a many variety of body types.  I know a guy who weighed more than I started out at and now he's 170 lbs lighter and has the "built" body type.  It's all because he started lifting weights strongman style.  Where as a lot of those people that do The Biggest Loser mostly get the builtfat or the chubbyfat look.  How often do you see them lifting weights?

I know weight loss is 80% diet and 20% exercise, but I think some of those might be possible by upping the anti on the exercise portion or by focusing it in certain directions.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Mupepe on April 16, 2011, 09:58:19 PM
It's definitely possible to get to some of the muscular body types. Plenty of people on bodybuilding.com post before and after pics that are crazy.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 16, 2011, 10:36:43 PM
Lose the fat first. What you look like is utterly unimportant relative to prolonging your life. Trying to gain muscle while losing fat is certainly possible, but it's much harder than just losing fat.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Mupepe on April 18, 2011, 11:04:28 AM
Plenty of people on bodybuilding.com are on steroids and don't have full-time jobs.  All I'm saying is don't set unrealistic goals or you'll only be disappointed. 
Well yeah, I'm not saying the results or typical or easy, just that it can be done which is what I assumed he was talking about. 

Anyways, got a new picture from over the weekend.  I'm at 29 lbs down over the last 6 weeks or so.  Hopefully over the next two months or so I can lose another 20-30.

Don't be too harsh, I was tired!...
(http://i.imgur.com/FUttA.jpg)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on April 18, 2011, 03:46:10 PM
Looking good Mups!

I had my weekly weigh-in last night.  I'm .6 lbs away from having lost 50 lbs since October!  :punch
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Skidmark on April 18, 2011, 11:18:22 PM
Sorry for the offtopic but this was hilarious  :lol
[youtube=560,345]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8nSHzAE5CQ[/youtube]
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Mupepe on April 19, 2011, 10:53:39 AM
Looking good Mups!

I had my weekly weigh-in last night.  I'm .6 lbs away from having lost 50 lbs since October!  :punch
Thanks dude! And congrats! You're one big crap away from 50 lbs! Good job dude!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on April 19, 2011, 12:22:23 PM
Looking good Mups!

I had my weekly weigh-in last night.  I'm .6 lbs away from having lost 50 lbs since October!  :punch
Thanks dude! And congrats! You're one big crap away from 50 lbs! Good job dude!

:lol  When I weighed in that night, I was working at the hospital. (I use the same scale every week so as not to get varied results).  The physician working that night was a tiny little Korean woman who never really says anything too remarkable, and she overheard me say that I was .6 lbs away from losing 50 lbs.  She looked at me and said, "You should have went and took a big dump and then re-weighed yourself!" :lol


Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Mupepe on April 19, 2011, 12:31:41 PM
hahaha  that's why I always make sure to take a dump before I weigh myself saturday morning.  and I always do it in the mornings when I've pissed out all the water, taken a crap and a lot of my food has digested.  I can easily be like 6-8 lbs heavier at night after drinking a gallon and a half of water a day and eating 300 grams of protein.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on April 20, 2011, 05:29:40 PM
I've added Overhead Presses to my gym routine now and I really like it.  My routine is now bench presses (I know, Cormac.  I know), Lateral Bar Pulls, Squats with weights, Planks, and Overhead Presses.  It's basically the same routine as in Primal Blueprint Fitness, but all with weights.  It's nice because on workout days that I can't make it to the gym, I still get to follow a really similar routine.

On a side note, one of the administrators at the hospital I work for has asked me to write an article in their newsletter about what I've did to lose weight.  They apparently talk about my progress quite a bit, and they're hoping that I'll inspire other employees to try and get healthier and lose weight too.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 20, 2011, 08:10:40 PM
Well, bench presses, like most anything, are fine in moderation. It's just when they become the sole focus of one's workouts that they become really problematic. That often seems to be the case, however.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on April 21, 2011, 01:52:38 AM
Oh, they're not the focus for me at all.  I love em and I love the way they make me feel, but they're by no means the soul of my workout.  I'm all about compound exercises for a whole me.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on April 25, 2011, 04:40:18 PM
Anybody see the WOW from MDA this week?

(http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg158/MDA2008/MDA2010/pbf_wow-2.gif)
NFL Combine

Complete:

4 40-yard Dashes
2 Max Pushups (or Bench Press), Two Minute Rest
10 Vertical Leaps
10 Broad Jumps
5 Cone Drill Runs
5 Shuttle Runs


Looks Fun!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on May 01, 2011, 11:45:32 AM
Just a bump.

I've decided to change things up a bit with what I've been eating:

1) Coconut oil.  Love it.  I got Nutiva Organic Extra Virgin Coconut Oil (http://www.amazon.com/Nutiva-Organic-Virgin-Coconut-15-Ounce/dp/B001EO5Q64/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1304264061&sr=8-1) and have been using that to cook eggs with.  Tastes great with the great minor coconut smelling aroma and cooks great.  I've never had burned eggs since vs. using olive oil for cooking spray.  I just use a tablespoon per serving of eggs (2 Omega 3 eggs, 3 egg whites)  Since the melting point is 76 degrees F, it is a white and clear solid.  I got this kind from Amazon because of the high ratings.  If there's a better kind out there, let me know.  Since I use it once a day for eggs, this will last me two months.

2) I went to the SA thread regarding this and saw chorizo chicken.  I love chorizo and chicken and decided to modify it.  They had a chorizo stick and four chicken breasts.  I have two chorizo sticks, five chicken breasts, a large red onion, three jalapeno peppers, and a bag of spinach in the mix.  I modified it so it will last a week and I saw that it was lacking vegetables.  I cook it in a crock pot for eight hours and then I just separate it into five containers for lunch at work.  Tastes great!

Basically I've been taking existing recipes and adding more vegetables.  I replaced the greek yogurt with kefir as a change up.  No snacking.  I drink three or four cups of coffee a day and that is my next goal to tackle.  I'm probably going to phase it out with tea and then completely break any dependence I might have had with caffeine.

I do admit that I have wavered for a while on the low carbohydrate front.  Work got to be very hectic for a while and had to travel all over without access to a microwave.  Doesn't excuse the fact that there are options without having that available but whatever.  Time to refocus!  Same goes for lifting, which has lagged a lot lately, thanks to 12-14 hour workdays, being on call, studying for the GMAT, and playing Dynasty Warriors 7.  No more excuses :maf
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on May 01, 2011, 12:18:31 PM
I've wanted to try coconut oil, but my wife is severely allergic.   :(

Cutting out caffeine is awesome!  Your body will learn to make it's own energy, and when you do consume caffeine, it makes you feel like superman.  At least, that's what it does to me now.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Skidmark on May 01, 2011, 01:20:32 PM
Once a week or so I have a cup of coffee before my workout, sometimes I replace it with an apple. I feel that it helps me and makes me feel more energetic. I have googled around a bit but each article I read seems to contradict the previous one. Any thoughts on this?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on May 01, 2011, 05:22:23 PM
I think I found the answer to my salad problem.  I've been wanting to eat a healthier salad by making my own dressing for it, but all of the oils and vinegars I had been using to make it tasted like shit. 

I found a local vendor today that bottles EVOO and vinegars (both with flavorings of their own) at our town festival.  They were a little expensive, but they tasted amazing.  I also bought some locally dried shiitake mushrooms too.  I'll tell you how this salad turns out tonight!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: cool breeze on May 01, 2011, 05:38:45 PM
I'm hoping cutting out caffeine will eventually be a good idea.  I have a lull for the past few days and stopped drinking, but now I feel like my body is dead.  It's weird because before I'd get ~4 or 5 hours of sleep, drink some coffee, and be jumping over buildings and shit.  Today I had a little over 8 hours of sleep and have been dragging my feet.  Mentally I feel more sharp, but physically I feel like I'm moving in quicksand.  That doesn't even make sense.

also, chewing gum.  All nasty habits I've gained are coming off at the same time.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: choco parfait on May 01, 2011, 06:30:53 PM
Perhaps it's the withdrawal?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: cool breeze on May 01, 2011, 09:31:34 PM
Probably.  The last three weeks I might as well been injecting it into my veins.  Going from that to nothing explains why I'm feeling so beat.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on May 02, 2011, 03:19:01 AM
Once a week or so I have a cup of coffee before my workout, sometimes I replace it with an apple. I feel that it helps me and makes me feel more energetic. I have googled around a bit but each article I read seems to contradict the previous one. Any thoughts on this?

If you're worried about the impact of a cup of coffee or an apple once a week, you must be in some pretty fuckin' great shape, is all I'll say. :lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Skidmark on May 02, 2011, 08:51:59 AM
Once a week or so I have a cup of coffee before my workout, sometimes I replace it with an apple. I feel that it helps me and makes me feel more energetic. I have googled around a bit but each article I read seems to contradict the previous one. Any thoughts on this?

If you're worried about the impact of a cup of coffee or an apple once a week, you must be in some pretty fuckin' great shape, is all I'll say. :lol
I was thinking performance wise.
also here is my progress so far:
(http://i.imgur.com/bD3FP.png)
should I still continue with gomad?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Mupepe on May 02, 2011, 10:42:56 AM
:bow Skidmark :bow2

Dude, don't try to fix something that's clearly working.  Awesome progress, man.

As of Friday, I lost 37 lbs total.  I'm also now cycling off creatine and it's only been about 4 days but I'm already starting to feel the difference from not holding all that water.  I also decided to change up my routine a bit and i'm on a 3 day split with 6 days of cardio a week.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on May 03, 2011, 03:43:38 AM
When to end GOMAD and presumably whatever Starting Strength-esque routine is a tough question to answer. It depends!

It's a fundamentally unhealthy eating routine (since it's incredibly hard to take in all those calories from only good food sources...) so you obviously don't want to be doing it forever. If you are doing it to get stronger and therefore bigger, I would stop when the progress you are making in your lifts starts to taper off, i.e. when you can't add weight at least once a week. You might hit a point where you start to feel uncomfortable with the extra bodyweight and the eating before that though. If so, by all means stop. Nothing wrong with stopping before you completely max it out. I'm all about the bang for the buck, myself. I'd say take the relatively easy 80% and bank it, rather than going for the next-to-impossible 100%. As a general timeline, you should be doing SS / Gomad for at least 3 months before you think of stopping, but many will still be getting useful gains out of it for a year.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Oblivion on May 03, 2011, 05:17:37 AM
Once a week or so I have a cup of coffee before my workout, sometimes I replace it with an apple. I feel that it helps me and makes me feel more energetic. I have googled around a bit but each article I read seems to contradict the previous one. Any thoughts on this?

If you're worried about the impact of a cup of coffee or an apple once a week, you must be in some pretty fuckin' great shape, is all I'll say. :lol
I was thinking performance wise.
also here is my progress so far:
(http://i.imgur.c/bD3FP.png)
should I still continue with gomad?

You gained 22 lbs in TWO MONTHS? I call shenanigans.


If not, holy fuck, what the hell are you doing and where can I get some? :bow :bow :bow
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Skidmark on May 03, 2011, 09:17:25 AM
When to end GOMAD and presumably whatever Starting Strength-esque routine is a tough question to answer. It depends!

It's a fundamentally unhealthy eating routine (since it's incredibly hard to take in all those calories from only good food sources...) so you obviously don't want to be doing it forever. If you are doing it to get stronger and therefore bigger, I would stop when the progress you are making in your lifts starts to taper off, i.e. when you can't add weight at least once a week. You might hit a point where you start to feel uncomfortable with the extra bodyweight and the eating before that though. If so, by all means stop. Nothing wrong with stopping before you completely max it out. I'm all about the bang for the buck, myself. I'd say take the relatively easy 80% and bank it, rather than going for the next-to-impossible 100%. As a general timeline, you should be doing SS / Gomad for at least 3 months before you think of stopping, but many will still be getting useful gains out of it for a year.
I think I will go one more month, right now I feel that I am still making progress and the body fat is not an issue so far. I have also bought some proteins and creatine.
Here is my thread on /r/fitness if you want to have a look at it:
http://www.reddit.com/r/Fitness/comments/h1mxq/my_3_months_progress_gomad_and_sl5x5/
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Skidmark on May 03, 2011, 09:20:21 AM
You gained 22 lbs in TWO MONTHS? I call shenanigans.


If not, holy fuck, what the hell are you doing and where can I get some? :bow :bow :bow
I gained 33 lbs over three months.
I drink about a gallon of milk everyday and do compound exercises for strength every other day.
http://stronglifts.com/gomad-milk-squats-gallon-gain-weight/
http://stronglifts.com/stronglifts-5x5-beginner-strength-training-program/
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on May 03, 2011, 10:35:42 AM
When to end GOMAD and presumably whatever Starting Strength-esque routine is a tough question to answer. It depends!

It's a fundamentally unhealthy eating routine (since it's incredibly hard to take in all those calories from only good food sources...) so you obviously don't want to be doing it forever. If you are doing it to get stronger and therefore bigger, I would stop when the progress you are making in your lifts starts to taper off, i.e. when you can't add weight at least once a week. You might hit a point where you start to feel uncomfortable with the extra bodyweight and the eating before that though. If so, by all means stop. Nothing wrong with stopping before you completely max it out. I'm all about the bang for the buck, myself. I'd say take the relatively easy 80% and bank it, rather than going for the next-to-impossible 100%. As a general timeline, you should be doing SS / Gomad for at least 3 months before you think of stopping, but many will still be getting useful gains out of it for a year.
I think I will go one more month, right now I feel that I am still making progress and the body fat is not an issue so far. I have also bought some proteins and creatine.
Here is my thread on /r/fitness if you want to have a look at it:
http://www.reddit.com/r/Fitness/comments/h1mxq/my_3_months_progress_gomad_and_sl5x5/

Crazy thread :lol

You can probably add 20-50% to all those lifts if you stick at it for another 3 months or so. If the growth continues in line with the barbell poundage, you'll be pretty beastly. :hyper
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on May 04, 2011, 11:05:54 PM
Does anybody in Fitnessbore take any pre-workout supplements?

Usually, before I go to the gym, I take a Green Tea tablet that has a little caffeine in it, but as of late I've been considering switching to something like Jack3d from USPlabs or the likes.  It's got a little bit of creatine (sp?) in it, so I'm not crazy about that, but I want something to help amp up my workout.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on May 05, 2011, 02:15:53 AM
I abso-fucking-lutely guarantee that using a stopwatch to time your workout will do 100x as much to 'amp up your workout' as a green tea pill
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on May 05, 2011, 10:26:06 AM
I abso-fucking-lutely guarantee that using a stopwatch to time your workout will do 100x as much to 'amp up your workout' as a green tea pill

Alrighty then.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Mupepe on May 05, 2011, 10:36:23 AM
Man, have you ever tried Jack3d, White Flood, SuperPump or any of that other shit?  Ugh.  First, they're generally full of sugar.  Second, they're full of other stimulants that will keep you up for hours and hours (I tried a sample of White Flood and stayed up til 4am with the feeling that I just snorted a half gram of coke) and makes you feel like shit and even give you stimdick (it's exactly like it sounds).  Third, it's expensive as hell and after a while (days, not weeks), you'll have to keep taking more and more to get the energy effect.  They're really not worth it IMO.  

If you want a kick in the pants, maybe try something like Purple Wraath.  It's just BCAA's to give you energy while you work out (drink some before your workout and continue to sip it during).  There's also no calories and it doesn't make you feel like a crack addict.  

And there's nothing wrong with creatine.  It will help with gains and recovery and there's quite a few studies out now that show it helps with fat loss.  It's also one of the oldest and most tested supplements and is one of the few that is continually proven to be safe and effective.  It's also extremely cheap (two months supply for ~10 bucks).  Most supplements either don't work for everybody or don't work at all.  
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on May 05, 2011, 11:33:37 AM
Man, have you ever tried Jack3d, White Flood, SuperPump or any of that other shit?  Ugh.  First, they're generally full of sugar.  Second, they're full of other stimulants that will keep you up for hours and hours (I tried a sample of White Flood and stayed up til 4am with the feeling that I just snorted a half gram of coke) and makes you feel like shit and even give you stimdick (it's exactly like it sounds).  Third, it's expensive as hell and after a while (days, not weeks), you'll have to keep taking more and more to get the energy effect.  They're really not worth it IMO.  

If you want a kick in the pants, maybe try something like Purple Wraath.  It's just BCAA's to give you energy while you work out (drink some before your workout and continue to sip it during).  There's also no calories and it doesn't make you feel like a crack addict.  

And there's nothing wrong with creatine.  It will help with gains and recovery and there's quite a few studies out now that show it helps with fat loss.  It's also one of the oldest and most tested supplements and is one of the few that is continually proven to be safe and effective.  It's also extremely cheap (two months supply for ~10 bucks).  Most supplements either don't work for everybody or don't work at all.  

Yeah, I don't want the Kool-Aid mixes.  But I wouldn't mind some additional energy boosts.  I basically want to be able to push just a little harder than what I'm doing right now and keep the fatigue down during my strength training.

I was in GNC with a friend of mine the other day and the girl working there gave me a trial pack of N.O.2 Red capsules to try with his purchase.  I've not tried them yet, but I plan to soon. 

I'm going to be meeting with a personal trainer today.  The guy is a power-lifter that I met in my gym a couple of months ago.  We added each other on Facebook and I noticed he is a big advocate for Jack3d because that is apparently where he made all of his gains.  I don't know how well we'll jive together because I'm not wanting to be a body builder like him, and paleo dieting isn't well known and all-accepted in these parts yet.  Hopefully we'll be able to find a common ground to work together on.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Great Rumbler on May 05, 2011, 04:01:20 PM
Decided to finally jump into FitnessBore this week. We got a an exercise bike [the kind with an actual seat] back at Christmas, so I decided to bust it out and try to get back into some semblance of physical fitness.

The past few days I've been pedaling for more than an hour at a time, switching between difficulty levels. That hour was usually spent sitting in front of my computer watching anime, so now I watch anime AND work out! Feels good, man.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Mupepe on May 05, 2011, 05:06:14 PM
why the hell hasn't anyone mentioned coconut tortillas to me???  4 (6 additional grams of fiber) grams of carbs for 2 tsp's of coconut flour, makes 4 tortillas.  So 1 gram of carbs for each tortilla!  fuck me silly.  I can do that.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on May 05, 2011, 06:01:26 PM
I've not messed with coconut flour at all.  Let me know how it tastes.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Mupepe on May 06, 2011, 11:03:05 AM
Down 3 lbs this week. 40 lbs down. w00t w00t.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on May 06, 2011, 12:54:58 PM
Down 3 lbs this week. 40 lbs down. w00t w00t.

 :bow Mups :bow2

Good work bro!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Mupepe on May 06, 2011, 01:02:27 PM
thanks dude!  It's starting to slow down though.  I went from losing around 5 lbs a week when I first started to now around 3.  So I imagine the next 20 or 30 lbs are going to be the hard ones and it'll take another 10 or so weeks.  Oh well.  I want to be around 220 for my birthday (july 29).  I'm at 248.  I'm also finally beginning to lose around my abdomen.  So far most of my fat loss has been on my moobs, thighs and arms.  I've gone down 2 pants sizes (42 to 38) but I'd assume 40 lbs would be more than 2 pants sizes!  But it's finally happening.  Thank god.

Edit: apparently (after getting curious and looking it up), 2 pants sizes is about right.  Generally 10 lbs is 1 pt size.  So 40 lbs would bring me from a 42 to 38.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on May 06, 2011, 03:38:23 PM
Yeah, I've not lost more than a few pounds over the last couple of weeks.  But I know I'm burning fat.  I'm losing it everywhere but in my lower abdomen and thighs.  I can't decide if I need more cardio or if I need to do more strength focused exercises for my legs.

I do squats and planks right now.  Suggestions?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Mupepe on May 06, 2011, 03:51:57 PM
Well working your legs more won't help you burn fat in your thighs or abdomen.  just keep up with your cardio and diet and re evaluate as needed.  That's what i do every few weeks.  I've actually upped my calories a few times to keep my weight loss steady. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on May 06, 2011, 03:57:12 PM
I think I'm going to have to revisit my Fitday account and track a few days worth of eating.  I want to see what my carb intake is doing and if I'm getting enough of that other important shit (that seems to have evaded my mind right now).

I know that I'm not exercising too little.  And I thought that I was following the PB fitness guidelines on cardio pretty well (3-5 hours a week, low level), but maybe I'm not getting enough of an intensity in...
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on May 06, 2011, 09:23:25 PM
I haven't had a mg of caffeine since I last typed that post.  I more or less crashed on Monday and Tuesday and felt great for the rest of the week.  I was surprised it was so short.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on May 07, 2011, 12:05:09 AM
well done. I need to kick that habit one of these days. Wish I could get coconut oil too! I use macadamia oil for most things now, although the morning eggs still get fried in the bacon grease! :drool

Andrew - the abdomen will be the last to go, most likely. Nothing you can do but just keep at it. Unfortunately it gets harder, as Mups is discovering. The body has a strong tendency towards homeostasis, and many ways of preserving it. So the longer you are overweight, the more your body will tend to think of that as the natural state, and attempt to preserve it. Skinny people stay skinny, fat people stay fat. Maddening as that may be to us.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on May 07, 2011, 12:34:51 AM
Well, it's at least good to know that I'm not unconsciously being lazy or something.  I think I still might "up" the cardio just a bit.  I also want to start getting in regular sprint sessions.  More regular than once every 3 weeks anyway...   :lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on May 07, 2011, 03:36:33 AM
your appetite will climb though, so you have to be super-careful.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on May 07, 2011, 06:31:43 AM
Yeah, I think I'm only going to increase it to the Mark Sisson standard of once every 7-10 days.  Probably once in the week I'll get on the treadmill and run or something, at least until it dries out here a little more, and then I'll go to the highschool football field or something.

I'm already worried about my appetite a little.  I've been on strict paleo/primal the past few weeks, but you know how fat people are.  We will find a way to fuck up any diet.  I'm going to track yesterday, today, and tomorrow on Fitday and see how my micronutrients are breaking down.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Beezy on May 10, 2011, 12:55:21 PM
God, I hate running.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Mupepe on May 10, 2011, 01:07:08 PM
Yeah, I think I'm only going to increase it to the Mark Sisson standard of once every 7-10 days.  Probably once in the week I'll get on the treadmill and run or something, at least until it dries out here a little more, and then I'll go to the highschool football field or something.

I'm already worried about my appetite a little.  I've been on strict paleo/primal the past few weeks, but you know how fat people are.  We will find a way to fuck up any diet.  I'm going to track yesterday, today, and tomorrow on Fitday and see how my micronutrients are breaking down.
How long did you track originally?  I still track mine because it's very easy to slowly up portions, add new items, etc and not realize how over time it adds up and in you are in a surplus of calories all of a sudden.  It's too easy to track not to do it IMO.

I love running.  I hate running after or before lifting weights.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Beezy on May 10, 2011, 01:33:14 PM
I can't keep a pace and I get tired really quick.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Mupepe on May 10, 2011, 02:36:36 PM
how fast are you trying to go?  just stay low and consistent for a while.  You'll move up little by little.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Beezy on May 10, 2011, 02:48:18 PM
I'm not trying to go fast at all, but I'm not use to going slow so I gradually speed up without realizing it.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on May 10, 2011, 07:22:35 PM
If you want to get really geeky about it, you could get a heart rate monitor. A friend of mine used one all the time for running interval training. It enables you to get really precise about pace Once you figure out your max heartrate, you can then calculate 90% of max, 80% of max etc and build up a training schedule with that.

....or you just use a stopwatch and you will get used to figuring out your pace all by yourself soon enough!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on May 10, 2011, 09:23:14 PM
How long did you track originally?  I still track mine because it's very easy to slowly up portions, add new items, etc and not realize how over time it adds up and in you are in a surplus of calories all of a sudden.  It's too easy to track not to do it IMO.

Honestly?  Two or three days in the beginning and that was about it...  :( 

I know that I've added in a few things that aren't necessarily bad, unless you have them in unhealthy amounts like I'm noticing that I did.  I have a couple of days that I've tracked and I can see where I screwed up without even noticing it.  I have a couple of things that I've consumed, knowing better than to have them, but not caring at the moment until I programmed them in and looked at the results...

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Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on May 10, 2011, 10:04:04 PM
Another option is just to eat the same few (good) meals over and over again. Then you know exactly what you're getting. Also, only eating food you prepare yourself is the best way to keep honest. You will almost never bother to make a chocolate dessert vs grabbing a candy bar.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on May 10, 2011, 10:23:42 PM
Another option is just to eat the same few (good) meals over and over again. Then you know exactly what you're getting. Also, only eating food you prepare yourself is the best way to keep honest. You will almost never bother to make a chocolate dessert vs grabbing a candy bar.

And for the most part, I do.  I make a lot of salads that I even put oil and vinegar on instead of salad dressing.  I actually rarely eat out anymore, and if I do, it's from one place that makes a rocking salad that is all Paleo except for the pepperoni that they throw in.  I think the big thing for me is keeping myself away from the temptation until it's not as tempting to me.  I.E. Dark chocolate may be good in moderation, but if I don't have enough self control to moderate myself, then it's all for nothing.  Same goes for yogurt and fruits.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Beezy on May 10, 2011, 11:36:07 PM
If you want to get really geeky about it, you could get a heart rate monitor. A friend of mine used one all the time for running interval training. It enables you to get really precise about pace Once you figure out your max heartrate, you can then calculate 90% of max, 80% of max etc and build up a training schedule with that.

....or you just use a stopwatch and you will get used to figuring out your pace all by yourself soon enough!
Yeah... that seems like too much. I might get a stopwatch though.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on May 10, 2011, 11:43:32 PM
I just use the one on an old iPod nano myself. No need for anything fancier.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Mupepe on May 11, 2011, 09:45:23 AM
Monday through Friday I eat pretty much the exact same thing every day.  I got used to it.  It's easier on the wallet, makes me life less of a hassle trying to decide what to eat and then trying to decide if that's healthy for me.  I'll usually get a package of chicken thighs and bake them all for the entire week.  And then I boil about half a pound of green beans.  The chicken lasts me a week, the green beans last me two weeks (they stay fresh for almost 3 weeks surprisingly).  I buy a bunch of tuna too.  The night before I'll just weigh and measure my food and pack it for the next day.  Takes about 5 minutes.  I buy about 5 dozen eggs every two weeks and a bottle of olive oil once a month.  Some days I get tired of how repetitive it is (usually once a week) and I'll head to my local meat market and buy a pound of carne asada for 4 dollars.  8 oz that night for dinner and still 8 oz for the next day for lunch.  It provides a nice break and is perfectly acceptable on my diet. 

Then on the last meal of Friday and all of Saturday I'll use my own discretion on what I eat and it usually has more carbs.  By Sunday I'm back on my diet.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on May 11, 2011, 09:59:31 AM
I just measured out four days worth of food on Fitday.com, and I can already see the problem.

Day 1 - Calorie Total = 2,241, Carb Total = 124.8
Day 2 - Calorie Total = 3,307, Carb Total = 133.0
Day 3 - Calorie Total = 2,875, Carb Total = 127.7
Day 4 - Calorie Total = 2,571, Carb Total = 168.8

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It's easy to see from there why I'm staying at the same weight.  The culprits that put me over the top on those four days were: Yogurt, Strawberries, Dark Chocolate, Sugar, and Candy Bars.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Mupepe on May 11, 2011, 10:07:11 AM
Yeah, that's a bit too much carbs and even worse if it's coming from sugars.  I'm on a keto diet so my carb intake is between about 30 grams a day.  And 20 of those everyday is from my protein shake.  The rest from almonds, carb traces in eggs and green beans.

I'm switching to a whey isolate shake next week though and so it will bring my carbs from shakes down to 8 grams.  So I'll have about 12 more grams of carbs to play with.  I'm going to start making the coconut flour tortillas and go back to eating tacos that way!  haha  I'll probably make a stack of raw ones and have one with my eggs in the morning and at night.  Two carbs there.  And then every once in a while have a few when I do my carne asade nights.  That will still be less carbs than what I'm currently getting with my protein shakes.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on May 11, 2011, 10:11:56 AM
I've got other things attributing to my carbs, but those were the things that I could have done without or really moderated until they had no effect on me.  It's really just a kick in the pants reminding me to stay away from sweets...
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Mupepe on May 11, 2011, 10:13:44 AM
I'd say track everyday for at least a month.  By then it'll be habit to think about what you eat in realistic terms.  It's easy to undershoot calories when you're craving something. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Van Cruncheon on May 11, 2011, 10:04:24 PM
calorie tracking is essential to weight loss, i've found. i target 1700/day on average, and i keep the carbs between 60-100g. i am holding at a good 175-180 right now, with about almost a pound of muscle gain per month-and-a-half based on a stable body fat measurement. (love that free m$ proclub membership!) i am hoping to start to see some visible abs come the fall, but getting this last band of belly fat off is a PAIN
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on May 11, 2011, 10:33:33 PM
Yeah, I think I'm going to have to take Mups advice on this one.  I tracked my food intake today and it was much better.  Only 76g of carbs.  My calorie intake is usually right on par or below it, so I'm not too concerned about it.  But it's doing well too!

Oh, and for those in the FitnessBore that have kids, try chasing them around the perimeter of your house 5 times.  I tried this after mowing my yard for an hour today and my three year old has got one hell of a sprint on him. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Van Cruncheon on May 11, 2011, 10:43:00 PM
i have a kid, and i spend most of my evening chasing her so i can stuff her in a scorpion pit and/or prayer closet
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on May 11, 2011, 10:59:28 PM
i have a kid, and i spend most of my evening chasing her so i can stuff her in a scorpion pit and/or prayer closet

You're better than me then.  I just like to take my kid's toys and nonchalantly place them in or by the road...  :lol

Kid dodges traffic like a champ now.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Beezy on May 12, 2011, 09:44:50 AM
Why is it that when I'm on a treadmill I can run for a good while just fine, but when I'm actually running on the ground I feel like I'm gonna die in just a few minutes?

i have a kid, and i spend most of my evening chasing her so i can stuff her in a scorpion pit and/or prayer closet

You're better than me then.  I just like to take my kid's toys and nonchalantly place them in or by the road...  :lol

Kid dodges traffic like a champ now.
:rofl

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Mupepe on May 12, 2011, 10:17:27 AM
can be a lot of factors: you can't closely monitor your speed like you can on a treadmill so you probably end up going faster than what you're used to, if it's outside you have the sun, heat and humidity instead of a cool, dry air conditioned environment and lastly, running on pavement is just harder compared to a treadmill.  Not sure of the science behind it, but it's more difficult and taxing on the body for sure.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on May 12, 2011, 11:37:39 AM
The science of it: On a treadmill, you are not actually propelling your body forward through space. The motion of the treadmill helps you keep the running motion going a lot more than you might think (if you doubt that, think about how hard it is to stop safely when going fast on a treadmill, and how easy it is to stop when running at the same speed outside). When running on ground etc, you have to PUSH against it, rather than just pick up your feet again. This is why a lot of treadmill warriors get owned when they do road-runs for the first time. Also, the harder the surface, the harder it is on your joints, which makes you (consciously or subconsciously) reluctant to go as hard.

Andrew - depressing I know, but do remember to take the hooch into account when entering those FitDay things. And if you do drink, you have to be honest about the measures. I know that 'my' glasses of wine are around 2 regular measures (I don't want to be bothered getting up to refill... :lol). I may think I've only had 2 glasses but hey 2/3rds of the bottle is gone...i actually had 4.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on May 12, 2011, 08:28:59 PM
I don't run at all.  I just work my ass off in the weight room until I can barely pick up my arms, legs, etc.  I figure if I'm dripping with sweat at the end, then it's all good.

Got my blood pressure checked out today and it is 100/54.  Pulse is a flat 50.  Yet my foods are all full of fat ???  how can this be!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Van Cruncheon on May 12, 2011, 09:07:05 PM
i stopped caring about fats altogether as long as i am reasonably assured the greater volume of them are omega-3. they're high calorically which is a bit of a bitch, but i'd rather eat a massive omelet with free range eggs and bacon in the morning and have a small dinner
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on May 12, 2011, 09:43:22 PM
T-EXP - you know, I remember the days when I would post stuff like that and people would run screaming for wikipedia to refute the insanity of what I was saying :lol

Now it seems pretty much everyone is on the magic bus :)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: cool breeze on May 12, 2011, 09:59:30 PM
where do you even buy free range, grass fed, pastured or whatever meat/eggs?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on May 12, 2011, 10:41:17 PM
you're right, it's impossible, give up and get fat
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: cool breeze on May 12, 2011, 10:52:05 PM
while that is sound advice, I worry you took my previous post as sarcasm and responded accordingly

It was an actual question.  I don't believe I've run across that stuff at the grocery or trader joes or anywhere that's more convenient.  I assume you lot go to a farmers market...?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on May 13, 2011, 12:12:10 AM
I can't give you any advice on where to buy it unless you live in Tokyo. But inherent in your question is the idea that this is some superhumanly difficult task that only monomaniacs would bother with. It isn't. Use Google or go to a farmer's market or Whole Foods and start reading labels.

This is an awesome bit from Kurt Harris btw (aimed at the layman, no scary science...)

http://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/p-nu/201104/smoking-candy-cigarettes
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Mupepe on May 13, 2011, 12:15:36 AM
I don't give a shit about fats. I i have less than 80 grams of fat a day i get tired and get headaches. 80-130 Grams of fat seem to be the sweet spot for me
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on May 13, 2011, 01:13:19 AM
We need a competition to see who can eat the fattiest, most protein-intense meal :lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: cool breeze on May 13, 2011, 01:23:24 AM
I can't give you any advice on where to buy it unless you live in Tokyo. But inherent in your question is the idea that this is some superhumanly difficult task that only monomaniacs would bother with. It isn't. Use Google or go to a farmer's market or Whole Foods and start reading labels.

This is an awesome bit from Kurt Harris btw (aimed at the layman, no scary science...)

http://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/p-nu/201104/smoking-candy-cigarettes

Grocery stores are just strategically placed to be convenient.  There are at least three within walking distance from me; a bit further is a Trader Joes.  Not so much a difficult task, but a more difficult task without any real context on how to find where local farmers sell.

Actually, didn't even think about Whole Foods, so thanks.  I haven't really gone there before but there is one fairly close by.

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on May 13, 2011, 01:29:17 AM
remember that just because it says 'organic' on the label, doesn't mean it is worth paying more for. There is a lot to learn.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on May 13, 2011, 10:07:32 AM
Where I'm at, getting free-range, grass-fed, hormon-free, and all that shit is easy.  Because I'm in rural Eastern Kentucky and that's all these people know.   :lol

I did have a friend say that he found a local farmer looking to sell eggs, whole cattle, chickens, and pigs for consumption all on Craigslist.  Don't know if it will work for you, but it's an idea.

Cormac - As far as the alcohol goes, I've really cut back.  Don't get me wrong; there's always a bottle of bourbon in my cabinet, but I don't drink as often as I used to.  The other night, I had a Leinenkugel beer after a long day of yard work, but not before I checked to see how many carbs I'd had and how many that was going to put me up to.  Since tracking those initial three days, I'm been putting everything into FitDay just to keep myself on the track.  I'm doing really well so far.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: demi on May 13, 2011, 10:26:59 AM
you're right, it's impossible, give up and get fat

:rock
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on May 13, 2011, 03:13:22 PM
I live in the midwest so it is easy to get access to grass fed beef or free range eggs.  I still get store bought omega 3 eggs as I don't know anyone that makes free range omega 3 eggs that I can buy locally.  The downside is that the prices are higher but to put it in perspective, once you figure in the costs of the inevitable heart disease complications, insulin, etc. of eating a chiefly grain diet, suddenly those grass fed beef prices seem a lot more reasonable.

There's usually a whole foods in any somewhat decent sized city.  You might have to do some Googling also; you might find something there.

T-EXP - you know, I remember the days when I would post stuff like that and people would run screaming for wikipedia to refute the insanity of what I was saying :lol

Now it seems pretty much everyone is on the magic bus :)

It's an uphill battle when it comes to convincing people of stuff like this.  This information goes against the grain of at least a couple of generations of mainstream nutrition knowledge.  When it works, it works, and I think that is why everyone is on the magic bus.  The SA thread is a great read as well.

When I was losing weight seven years ago, I took the 20/40/40 approach.  I heard about going into ketosis but it seemed way too extreme and possibly unhealthy.  Granted, I never did any research on it and it was that time where there was that backlash to atkins so there you go.

Those statistics are the healthiest I've been ever since I started going to physicals for track in junior high school.  I thought about later in the year going in for bloodwork to see where hormones are ranging.  I know that I haven't felt this great since ever and I wonder if my testosterone levels at age 26 were better than when I was obese at 18.  Should be an eye opener for sure.

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on May 13, 2011, 03:41:53 PM
T-EXP - you know, I remember the days when I would post stuff like that and people would run screaming for wikipedia to refute the insanity of what I was saying :lol

Now it seems pretty much everyone is on the magic bus drinking my Kool-Aid :)

 :lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: CajoleJuice on May 13, 2011, 04:00:30 PM
I can't give you any advice on where to buy it unless you live in Tokyo. But inherent in your question is the idea that this is some superhumanly difficult task that only monomaniacs would bother with. It isn't. Use Google or go to a farmer's market or Whole Foods and start reading labels.

This is an awesome bit from Kurt Harris btw (aimed at the layman, no scary science...)

http://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/p-nu/201104/smoking-candy-cigarettes

Quote
Wear your Real Food Uniform.

Active Duty.

Fly your freak-flag high.

Say no to the cake.

i lol'd
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Rman on May 13, 2011, 04:04:12 PM
Started to bike ride again as the weather gets nice. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Rman on May 13, 2011, 04:06:04 PM
where do you even buy free range, grass fed, pastured or whatever meat/eggs?

In the US?

http://www.eatwild.com/
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: CajoleJuice on May 13, 2011, 04:15:55 PM
In all seriousness, I just browsed the past couple of pages and have occasionally jumped in here for to read when bored. My weight/cholesterol/shape have always been decent, but I've always had acne issues. Still do. Even took Accutane when I was a teenager (and then a second time, but my parents stopped the cycle because they thought it was making me depressed), but I still get shit mostly on my back. Since Cormac seems like the expert on this diet stuff, you think adopting that sort of animal meat, no carbs, free-range diet would help? I have had a doctor tell me that cutting back on the carbs would possibly help, but I haven't really tried enough since then.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on May 13, 2011, 09:55:27 PM
Absolutely. One of the biggest changes for me was how much my skin tone improved. This is one of the major reasons behind the magic 'de-aging' that seemingly occurs. The number of things that it affects is kind of crazy, and listing them all is going to make me sound like a snake oil salesman, so I won't. I'll just say that what your put in your body is the single most important thing that affects every part of it. Refraining from putting in toxic crap and replacing it with stuff your body needs to repair the damage will fix a wide range of issues.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on May 13, 2011, 10:06:56 PM
btw, don't get too obsessed with the organic/free-range stuff. If you can get it, that's great. Always aim for the highest quality food you can. But eating regular bacon and regular eggs for breakfast for example is still going to be a huge improvement over pancakes and maple syrup or cereal. You can always supplement with stuff like fish oil to make up for the deficiencies of your protein sources. The important thing is to Get Off the Crack (carbs) as soon as possible.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on May 13, 2011, 10:33:27 PM
I used to get the occasional flare ups of dermatitis until this diet.  However it can kind of come and go every couple of years so it could be entirely coincidental.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: CajoleJuice on May 13, 2011, 11:02:56 PM
Well that does make sense. Thanks for the couple of tips, Cormac. I know there's plenty more to it and I'll probably look into it soon. I'm gonna move out in the coming months (if I get a job I'm interviewing for on Monday, it'll be ASAP), and I think it'll be much easier for me to regulate my diet then. As it is now, my parents stock the house with garbage that I can't stop myself from eating occasionally.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Beezy on May 14, 2011, 12:27:32 AM
As it is now, my parents stock the house with garbage that I can't stop myself from eating occasionally.
This is a huge problem for me.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: CajoleJuice on May 14, 2011, 12:33:30 AM
Let's be roommates. This way I can move to the Bronx to save money and survive. Although I guess I'd be cool in Spanish Harlem considering that person in Penn Station who asked if I spoke English.
 
*eats chocolate cake that his mom baked for his dad's birthday*
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Beezy on May 14, 2011, 01:08:43 AM
 :lol

I wish I could move out. I'm hoping that I'll be able to sometime in the next 2 years.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on May 14, 2011, 01:28:07 AM
As it is now, my parents stock the house with garbage that I can't stop myself from eating occasionally.
This is a huge problem for me.

It's a problem for me too - my wife is a vegetarian who eats crap all day long. I just got back from lunch where she tried to get me to finish her dessert. I had to refuse 3 times, even after all this time. I don't force her to eat steak...but what can you do other than compromise a bit. So long as I buy and cook my own stuff, she has no real cause for complaint. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: cool breeze on May 14, 2011, 01:37:33 AM
sounds like good sitcom material
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on May 14, 2011, 02:33:02 AM
Jack Spratt would eat no fat, his wife would eat no lean...in opposite land
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on May 16, 2011, 12:05:25 AM
Your homework for the day :lol

http://thehealthyskeptic.org/9-steps-to-perfect-health-1-dont-eat-toxins


Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on May 16, 2011, 08:37:18 AM
Nice site Cormac.  I'll have to read through it today.

I started adding 5mg of Creatine Monohydrate to my gym routine, along with upping the caffeine a little bit.  I found a way to do it without adding any sugar either (Thanks Mups).  I can't tell if it's a placebo effect or not, but I'm liking the results with it.  I'm already adding more weight to my lifts and more reps in places that I can't add weight.

I did have a question for anybody that uses or has used creatine.  I don't want to bulk up a lot.  I just want help reaching that next level.  Would it be effective to cycle on and off of the stuff?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Mupepe on May 16, 2011, 10:39:07 AM
Some people say that they stop feeling a difference if they don't cycle off, but I think you just get used to it because it doesn't stop working if you continuously take it.  They've done a lot of studies on whether it's necessary to cycle off and they have found no difference except that you lose time cycling off and getting back on.  I stayed on for 16 weeks on my last cycle and I know it was still working because I'm already feeling a difference in recovery time and I can see a difference physically now that I'm not holding onto so much water (arms and legs have actually become more defined since the area around the muscle is no longer so bloated). 

Also, saturation with monohydrate takes about a week or two if you don't do a loading phase (which I don't think is necessary) and it takes 6 weeks for you to get down to normal creatine levels after cycling off.  So say you stay on for 8 weeks and stay off for 8 weeks, you're really only at normal levels for 2 weeks.

So basically, it's personal preference.  it's been proven to be perfectly safe to stay on it for extended periods of time.  It's only advised to cycle off when you want to lose the water weight. 

And it's not placebo.  After a few days you can feel the difference with creatine.  It helps you hit it harder and longer by maximizing your recovery.  Creatine is probably the only supplement besides fish oil that I'd recommend to anyone.  Definitely worth it for the price and effects.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on May 16, 2011, 12:14:37 PM
I'll try six weeks on and off for now.  Just to see how I like it.  I also didn't see that the loading phase was necessary.  Like I said, I'm not looking to go all bodybuilder with it, i just want some help in increasing my strength, building muscle, and burning fat.

I definitely like the recovery time with it too.  I can't wait to see how it changes me a month from now.  I've been getting a lot of compliments lately that I've slimmed down a lot.  I also got a compliment from a female coworker that my chest looked bigger.   :hump
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: WrikaWrek on May 17, 2011, 09:17:04 AM
So what about fruit, most days i eat a piece of fruit. Be it an Orange, or half an avocado.....

But i've been hearing stuff against eating fruit. Should i? Shouldn't i eat it? What's the deal...
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: WrikaWrek on May 17, 2011, 09:24:30 AM
Your homework for the day :lol

http://thehealthyskeptic.org/9-steps-to-perfect-health-1-dont-eat-toxins




It's like i'm walking through a mine field. Good lord, somebody just get me a list of the shit i can eat...
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: WrikaWrek on May 17, 2011, 09:27:35 AM
As it is now, my parents stock the house with garbage that I can't stop myself from eating occasionally.
This is a huge problem for me.

It's a problem for me too - my wife is a vegetarian who eats crap all day long. I just got back from lunch where she tried to get me to finish her dessert. I had to refuse 3 times, even after all this time. I don't force her to eat steak...but what can you do other than compromise a bit. So long as I buy and cook my own stuff, she has no real cause for complaint. 

werd, bitches keep ruinin it for us

My GF buys shit all the goddamn time, always tries to get me to eat cookies, chips, whatever!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on May 17, 2011, 09:37:32 AM
So what about fruit, most days i eat a piece of fruit. Be it an Orange, or half an avocado.....

But i've been hearing stuff against eating fruit. Should i? Shouldn't i eat it? What's the deal...

Hey, the second I get the definitive guide to the human body, fitness and diet I'll post it here and we can close the thread, alright? :lol

Fruit - what you describe sounds fine. No-one has a problem with avocado, or tomatoes. It's the sweet stuff like pineapple and bananas that is the real problem, and even then it seems to be ok in limited amounts. What exactly those amounts are isn't really clear. If you are trying to lose weight, it should definitely go, or be severely restricted (limited amounts of low GI fruit). Personally I've cut way back and feel better for it.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: WrikaWrek on May 17, 2011, 09:57:20 AM
Life is so hard.

I'll just keep eating oranges and avocatos. Tomatoes i eat with salads.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Van Cruncheon on May 17, 2011, 04:54:08 PM
take this, health freaks: http://www.wisinfo.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=2011305140035

2 big macs and 2 cokes a day? (probably in the area of 1080 [big macs] + 600 [cokes] = 1680 nasty-ass calories/day.) he's 180 lbs and 6'2", and has a cholesterol level of 156? holymcfuckme. i hope he shits like the yangtze river every night. (for the record, i am 178 and 5'11", and i hafta workout like a motherfucker AND eat a damn nutritious diet to stay there. yes, i am BITTERCAKES. on the upside, i could easily fuck him up in a throwdown. grrr. grrr!)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Mupepe on May 17, 2011, 05:07:58 PM
Because Big Macs are fucking incredible

:bow Big Macs :bow2
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: CajoleJuice on May 17, 2011, 05:12:13 PM
Big Macs  :yuck
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on May 17, 2011, 08:00:43 PM
:yuck

hey, some people get it easy. We know this. The good professor should know that absolute cholesterol level tells us practically nothing about the state of his health though. :wag
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on May 17, 2011, 08:53:30 PM
My old roommate would only eat fast food, drank like a fish, and was skinny.  It happens.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Van Cruncheon on May 17, 2011, 09:05:15 PM
my youngest brother is like that: 6 foot and MAYBE 135 lbs and he eats nothing but potato chips and candy and beef jerky and root beer and fruit juice and hard liquor. he also has 1/4th of a functional kidney (lost 1 and 3/4s of another to a genetic disorder). i'd say i envy the fact that he can live like that, but it's actually pretty gross. if i had the ability to eat that shit, i'd be FINE DININ' IN SEATTLE every night instead of gorging on bags of processed godknowswhat.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Van Cruncheon on May 17, 2011, 09:06:44 PM
(i lie. i'd do what i do now: pound bacon and eggs like a motherfucker. MMMM BACON AND EGGS.)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on May 17, 2011, 09:10:07 PM
If you stay active and don't eat crazy portions, it is certainly possible to stay skinny eating almost any shit. It doesn't mean he is fit or healthy though, and it is wildly unlikely that he will stay skinny past 30. His liver probably looks like that of a French goose.

Whatever. Other people. My experiments have a sample size of one.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on May 17, 2011, 09:23:59 PM
thanks dude!  It's starting to slow down though.  I went from losing around 5 lbs a week when I first started to now around 3.  So I imagine the next 20 or 30 lbs are going to be the hard ones and it'll take another 10 or so weeks.  Oh well.  I want to be around 220 for my birthday (july 29).  I'm at 248.  I'm also finally beginning to lose around my abdomen.  So far most of my fat loss has been on my moobs, thighs and arms.  I've gone down 2 pants sizes (42 to 38) but I'd assume 40 lbs would be more than 2 pants sizes!  But it's finally happening.  Thank god.

Edit: apparently (after getting curious and looking it up), 2 pants sizes is about right.  Generally 10 lbs is 1 pt size.  So 40 lbs would bring me from a 42 to 38.

What the hell?  You were almost 300lbs at 5'9?  You didn't look anywhere near that fat in pics. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on May 17, 2011, 09:32:06 PM
you're forgetting about his BMC
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on May 17, 2011, 09:45:25 PM
you're forgetting about Himu's BBC in his butt

fixed


If you stay active and don't eat crazy portions, it is certainly possible to stay skinny eating almost any shit. It doesn't mean he is fit or healthy though, and it is wildly unlikely that he will stay skinny past 30. His liver probably looks like that of a French goose.

Whatever. Other people. My experiments have a sample size of one.

Yeah, the stuff about how mesomorphs can look like Arnold while just sitting around and eating whatever is pretty much BS.    My body is mesomorphic and when I was an undergrad, I stayed at 175-180 even while chowing down four to six thousand fat and carb loaded calories.  For example, I'd eat a 4x4 In N Out burger for lunch with fries and a milkshake, half a bucket of ice cream for afternoon snack and most of a large pizza for dinner.  All I did was play basketball about two or three days a week and that would be enough to keep in shape.  I never even bothered going to the gym since I hated weights and cardio training.  

However, now that I'm older, the fat starts piling on pretty quickly when I'm sedentary and eat junk for a couple of months.  Sure, my frame makes it harder to show with clothes on but I wouldn't dare to swim shirtless when I'm in that state.   In order to eat whatever I want and not get fat, I need to have intense workouts at least 3-4 times a week.  

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on May 17, 2011, 09:54:34 PM
Having said that, I think the main reason for the post-30 blimpage isn't some genetic predestination, which has become the consensus view among average folks. People just resign themselves to getting fat when they approach middle-age, as if evolution would have designed us that way.

In reality, I think it's because of the years of bad eating resulting in metabolic derangement and a fucked-up digestive system. Which is actually great news, because it is completely reversible (unlike the accepted view that we just inexorably turn into slugs).
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on May 17, 2011, 10:09:17 PM
When I was really young (under 10), I was sickly skinny.  I could and did eat Big Macs almost daily and was still skinny.  Although to my credit, I was very active.

From 10-20, I turned into a fat ass.  Fortunately I was into weights for a lot of my teen years so the fat/muscle mix was partially redeeming.  I could at least bullshit others into thinking I was into powerlifting.  My eating habits didn't change much but I do have to say I was a lot less active in these years, even with three hour football practices (sometimes practicing with linebackers as a defensive end) and hitting the iron five times a week.

For a while, well after I dropped 100+ pounds, I was still baffled as to how I could have been that fat despite being somewhat active.  It wasn't until reading up on this stuff that I realized that almost everything I ate in that timeframe was highly processed.  It's pretty surreal looking back on it.

Lesson learned.  I do agree Cormacaroni that a lot of people would rather just resign to fate and eat junk food as they get older.  Especially as free time dwindles down to nothing with job, family, house, etc.  It's just easier to call it genetics and stop by Taco Bell on the way home instead.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on May 17, 2011, 10:18:06 PM
Having said that, I think the main reason for the post-30 blimpage isn't some genetic predestination, which has become the consensus view among average folks. People just resign themselves to getting fat when they approach middle-age, as if evolution would have designed us that way.

In reality, I think it's because of the years of bad eating resulting in metabolic derangement and a fucked-up digestive system. Which is actually great news, because it is completely reversible (unlike the accepted view that we just inexorably turn into slugs).


Hmm, maybe years of Seefood diet are the reason why I haven't been able to get 6 pack abs even after eating relatively healthy and working out regularly?

Quick recap of my progress in the last year:

For most of 2010, I was at an overweight 210-215.  After finally exercising again in November, I got back to 185-190 around January with much added muscle.  Around that time, I was probably the strongest I have ever been.  

But then I got sick in January, which made me stop going to the gym and become lazy again.  I went back up to 200 in April before I decided to get back in shape.  First, I changed my diet significantly about six weeks ago.  I didn't eliminate all bad foods like processed carbs and greasy stuff but I cut them by more than 50%.  That got me to lose about 10lbs.  Then, I started working out in the last 4 weeks and got down to 180-185 now.  

My body actually looks better now than when it was in January.  Last time, I concentrated on gaining power by doing heavy lifts and ended up looking like a barrell on top.  This time, I'm careful to rest more between sets when working out parts that are already big like back and thighs.  I also eliminated useless exercises like benching and curling.  The end result is that my body looks much more proportional even though I only weigh a few pounds less.

My problem is that the fat loss progress seems to have slowed in the last two weeks.  I am still improving rapidly in terms of msucle size and definition but the tummy fat seems to go really slowly.  I can see a 3-pack (no line in the middle) when I suck in and flex but a 6-pack still seems far away.  What do I have to do to take it to the next level?  
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on May 17, 2011, 10:38:18 PM
Based on the number of times you've posted ITT, I think you already know but just don't want to hear it :lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on May 18, 2011, 12:44:19 AM
I would go on your 100% approved diet if I can be ensured of getting washboard abs. 

If I concentrate on my delts for a week or two, I immediately see big improvements in size and definition.  That gives me more motivation to keep working out. 

However whenever I've gone on high protein, low carb, low fat diets for about a week or two, there is hardly any body change.  Keep in mind I'm talking about when I'm in already decent shape.  When I'm fat, then yeah, the good diet sheds fat superfast.  However, once my waist gets to about 33", then it seems to stop trimming regardless of what I eat.  What's the point of cutting all the stuff I love to eat if it hardly makes any difference? 

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on May 18, 2011, 12:57:38 AM
Because you can't really see change after just a week or two at that size.  It takes time. 

I'm doing Paleo/Primal.  Have been since January.  These are the foods I love now.  I've lost 50 lbs in six months.  I'm starting to see muscle definition for the first time in my life.

IT TAKES TIME.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on May 18, 2011, 01:21:44 AM
I really think that genes play a huge part. 

Look at this dude who seems to be a classic endomorph-

(http://imagecdn.bodybuilding.com/img/user_images/growable/2011/03/07/26853411/gallerypic/1fyYZhKILqzsYK2F9A4uaKo0jI64T0867e.jpeg)

Pretty good, right?

But look at this pic:

(http://imagecdn.bodybuilding.com/img/user_images/growable/2011/03/19/26853411/gallerypic/10qCrQRZq7COruVIhq52wiKZSn5lyr0394e.jpeg)

Judging from his muscular arms, who would have expected such a flabby chest? 

That really seems to be a limit to how much normal people can change their bodytypes.  Unless a person is willing to be as dedicated as a professional bodybuilder, that dream body just might not be possible. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on May 18, 2011, 02:06:03 AM
Well, Rippetoe guaranteed 8% BF (washboard abs) to anyone who did Crossfit and the Zone diet (which I think sucks but has been proven again and again to work for straight weight loss). He wasn't even an advocate of either really - he had a Crossfit affiliate as part of his facility, and just noticed that trend over and over. Noticeable change is NEVER going to happen in a week though, and it is has been said over and over here that the last 5% of body fat is far far harder to lose than the first 20%. Certainly the older you get, (i.e. the less testosterone you generate naturally) the harder it is going to be. You are not going to get a bodybuilder body without bodybuilding. You can certainly get an underwear model body though. It will take time and effort of course, just not as much as that of a bodybuilder.

But I'm not really sure what you have to lose. The alternative seems to be staying in mediocre shape and working harder and harder while having to cut down on the foods you love anyway. Or in the worst case, getting disillusioned with mediocrity and just getting fat and out of shape.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on May 18, 2011, 02:07:06 AM
btw I have a 30" waist for the first time since I was like 12 years old :D
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on May 18, 2011, 02:16:49 AM
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748703509104576327624238594818.html?mod=e2tw
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How did Novak Djokovic conquer the tennis world?

Maybe the answer is as simple as this: Since last year, he's swearing off pasta, pizza, beer, French bread, Corn Flakes, pretzels, empanadas, Mallomars and Twizzlers—anything with gluten.



Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on May 18, 2011, 02:43:01 AM
Gourmet dining or Cormac's sexy waist?  It's a huge dilemma.  My family knows that I'm a hardcore foodie so they are alway sending me good foods or taking me out to nice restaurants.   Most of my friends will only eat what is tasty.  Unlike a workout routine, I have to consider many factors about how I can truly adopt a new eating system. 


Is it possible that I haven't doen enough cardio?  Most magazines recommend that mesomorphs incorporate cardio into the routine.  Since working out again, I never bother to do cardio unless I'm doing lower body lifts.  For those, I use the ellipltical for about 7 minutes to get my legs warmed up.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on May 18, 2011, 02:52:06 AM
Well, Rippetoe guaranteed 8% BF (washboard abs) to anyone who did Crossfit and the Zone diet (which I think sucks but has been proven again and again to work for straight weight loss). He wasn't even an advocate of either really - he had a Crossfit affiliate as part of his facility, and just noticed that trend over and over. Noticeable change is NEVER going to happen in a week though, and it is has been said over and over here that the last 5% of body fat is far far harder to lose than the first 20%. Certainly the older you get, (i.e. the less testosterone you generate naturally) the harder it is going to be. You are not going to get a bodybuilder body without bodybuilding. You can certainly get an underwear model body though. It will take time and effort of course, just not as much as that of a bodybuilder.

But I'm not really sure what you have to lose. The alternative seems to be staying in mediocre shape and working harder and harder while having to cut down on the foods you love anyway. Or in the worst case, getting disillusioned with mediocrity and just getting fat and out of shape.

More testosterone? Maybe I should get Propecia (finasteride) which not only reduces hair loss, lowers prostate cancer % but also elevate testosterone in most men. 

With regards to cross training, is it adatable to someone who justs wants to train for explosiveness?  I've always throught that crossfit was designed to train power and endurance equally.  For my needs, I would rather lean much more towards building power than endurance. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on May 18, 2011, 03:04:15 AM
Well, the great thing about proper diet and training is that it boosts testosterone naturally. Lots of great stuff about this in Tim Ferriss' 4H Body if you want to take a look.

Crossfit - explosiveness is a huge part of it too. Not so much endurance. Not many Crossfit workouts are longer than 20 mins. If you want nothing but explosiveness, just do Olympic lifting and some sprinting and plyometrics.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on May 18, 2011, 03:05:35 AM
Gourmet dining or Cormac's sexy waist?  It's a huge dilemma.  My family knows that I'm a hardcore foodie so they are alway sending me good foods or taking me out to nice restaurants.   Most of my friends will only eat what is tasty.  Unlike a workout routine, I have to consider many factors about how I can truly adopt a new eating system. 


Is it possible that I haven't doen enough cardio?  Most magazines recommend that mesomorphs incorporate cardio into the routine.  Since working out again, I never bother to do cardio unless I'm doing lower body lifts.  For those, I use the ellipltical for about 7 minutes to get my legs warmed up.

I seriously doubt you are more of a foodie than me, come on. Cooking was my main hobby for years. Rman is a qualified chef and he eats paleo!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on May 18, 2011, 03:09:47 AM
here's an idea: stop discussing hypotheticals and TRY IT.

tomorrow:

breakfast - bacon and eggs
lunch - chicken salad
dinner - steak and any non-starchy veggies you fancy

at some point do this workout (just a random selection from hundreds i've done, not tailored to your needs at all)

for time (i.e. use a stopwatch and go as fast as possible):

7 rounds of 5 deadlifts at roughly 200lbs (scale up or down depending on your current max...), then 25 squats (no weight)

Simple enough, right? What have you got to lose by trying it for a day?

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Van Cruncheon on May 18, 2011, 03:23:00 AM
i still hate all y'all. i do an hour of moderate cardio (sprints, rowing, 30 mins elliptical) and another 30 minutes of lifting and floor exercises 5 days a week (i jog for 2 miles on off days) and i still hafta keep my calorie count around 1500 or i gain weight. that's just lame! on the other hand, i could run a 5k no prob. probably time to get back into martial arts. still, i hate that my skinny-ass coworkers and family can pound cheesecake and guzzle booze while i drink unsweetened iced tea and eat chicken salad.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on May 18, 2011, 03:28:35 AM
anyone can run a 5K dude.

Have you tried doing LESS cardio (somewhat of a recurring theme here....). I mean, you obviously don't enjoy it. Why not try ...not doing it. Something is wrong here. I suspect not enough intensity - no-one can do 'cardio' with any intensity for an hour.*

(no, not even marathon runners or soccer players. They're running at way less than peak intensity at any given time)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on May 18, 2011, 03:42:26 AM
i still hate all y'all. i do an hour of moderate cardio (sprints, rowing, 30 mins elliptical) and another 30 minutes of lifting and floor exercises 5 days a week (i jog for 2 miles on off days) and i still hafta keep my calorie count around 1500 or i gain weight. that's just lame! on the other hand, i could run a 5k no prob. probably time to get back into martial arts. still, i hate that my skinny-ass coworkers and family can pound cheesecake and guzzle booze while i drink unsweetened iced tea and eat chicken salad.

There is really something wrong with this. 1500 calories is for girls! I've had that for dinner without gaining weight. What do you mean by 'lifting'? You should be able to do any serious lifting AFTER an hour of cardio, intense or not. I'm starting to think your trainer really sucks.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Mupepe on May 18, 2011, 08:25:05 AM
thanks dude!  It's starting to slow down though.  I went from losing around 5 lbs a week when I first started to now around 3.  So I imagine the next 20 or 30 lbs are going to be the hard ones and it'll take another 10 or so weeks.  Oh well.  I want to be around 220 for my birthday (july 29).  I'm at 248.  I'm also finally beginning to lose around my abdomen.  So far most of my fat loss has been on my moobs, thighs and arms.  I've gone down 2 pants sizes (42 to 38) but I'd assume 40 lbs would be more than 2 pants sizes!  But it's finally happening.  Thank god.

Edit: apparently (after getting curious and looking it up), 2 pants sizes is about right.  Generally 10 lbs is 1 pt size.  So 40 lbs would bring me from a 42 to 38.

What the hell?  You were almost 300lbs at 5'9?  You didn't look anywhere near that fat in pics. 
well not 5'9, 6'1.  Where'd you get 5'9 from? :o

Also, I had little to no muscle mass when I was 200 and pretty skinny.  I would say I have probably put on a good 20 lbs of muscle too.  But yeah, the rest is fat :( 

Cormac, correct me if I'm wrong, but 1500 calories with that much exercise is starvation mode.  I would think he'd do better upping the calories a bit to around 1800-2000 at least.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on May 18, 2011, 08:52:04 AM
Mups - yeah, I'd have to agree. Eat more, stop hatin' life. Use the extra energy to increase the intensity of workouts, but shorten the duration. I'd be fucking miserable doing what Prole is doing. On the other hand, he does seem to be in much better shape than previously, and generally content so what do I know.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Mupepe on May 18, 2011, 08:56:23 AM
He might be more content with a few extra pieces of bacon in the morning :drool
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on May 18, 2011, 08:56:43 AM
(Confession: I have never actually counted calories in my life)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Mupepe on May 18, 2011, 08:58:34 AM
I count them everyday :(  I also weigh and measure everything I eat.  It drives my wife nuts but it works.  My problem is overeating.  I can still down 3000-4000 calories easily on a paleo diet.  But if I count my calories I can tell myself "Dude, you're not even hungry. What the hell is wrong with you?"
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Van Cruncheon on May 18, 2011, 11:34:15 AM
er, i shoulda said NET 1500 calories -- i estimate a burn of about 600-800 calories per workout session, so i eat from 2100 to 2300 on those days.

and i count calories like a bastard. it's my new obsession. anything with numbers will fill my head like that. i got some sorta lightweight dustin hoffman thang goin' on.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on May 18, 2011, 11:40:09 AM
aargh, stop doing that (counting workout calories)!

Please, read up on homeostasis and how we achieve it if you haven't already. There is so much more to this than calories in, calories out. And it's not trivial stuff - the body can utterly wipe out any change you attempt to impose it without you knowing.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Van Cruncheon on May 18, 2011, 11:49:58 AM
well, after talkin' with my wife, who actually reads up on this shit, i'm gonna shift to 20-30 mins of high-interval training and axe the elliptical for awhile, and see what happens. experimenting is fun!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Beezy on May 18, 2011, 02:47:34 PM
This is all so complicated! :'(

You guys serious about the eggs and bacon? I'd be the happiest person alive if I could eat bacon everyday.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Mupepe on May 18, 2011, 02:49:58 PM
bacon is great, homeboy!  Eat it!!!!  Even cook your eggs in bacon grease.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Beezy on May 18, 2011, 05:46:43 PM
:drool :drool :drool
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on May 18, 2011, 06:59:41 PM
well, after talkin' with my wife, who actually reads up on this shit, i'm gonna shift to 20-30 mins of high-interval training and axe the elliptical for awhile, and see what happens. experimenting is fun!

alright!

To expound on the futility of counting calories, you would also need to, just for example:

- figure out what your calorie expenditure was at rest, at a normal temperature, in normal clothing;
- count every step you walked that day
- count everything you picked up
- count every time you whacked off or had sex
- what time you got up and what time you went to bed, i.e. how many hours you were awake vs sleeping
- how much time you spent tapping your foot or other twitchy actions

....and on and on and on.

The point is that your energy levels directly affect your activity levels in many ways, many of which are totally unnoticeable to you and almost impossible to account for. (and of course, your activity levels in turn affect your energy levels...)

The one thing counting calories (and that eliptical is probably grossly inaccurate anyway...) does is make you think 'oh, I can eat more today 'cause i worked out).

Not to get all hippy dippy you but I think maybe you need to learn to listen to your body a bit more rather than doing math.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Van Cruncheon on May 18, 2011, 07:12:41 PM
i prefer the math. i have almost ZERO body awareness, courtesy of WHOA HEY AUTISM. my brat's the same way -- she can't even tell when she's hungry.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on May 18, 2011, 07:28:17 PM
You sure it's just not cause of a deranged metabolism?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on May 18, 2011, 07:30:05 PM
This is all so complicated! :'(

You guys serious about the eggs and bacon? I'd be the happiest person alive if I could eat bacon everyday.

Doesn't have to be complicated. Read my suggested days' worth of meals and exercise for Smooth Groove. If you can do something similar to that, you'll be in great shape.

I've eaten bacon and eggs every day for the past year at least, I think. Somedays I eat it twice! :lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: cool breeze on May 18, 2011, 08:08:26 PM
I had to look up net calories to see if it is a thing

I still don't get it

edit: to be clear, it's not that I don't understand the concept.  And to put this in perspective, on sunday I watched a guy shave another guy's body hair off, then suck his dick; the other day I watched 40 minutes of Eat Love Pray.  Net calories manages to out homo both.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Beezy on May 18, 2011, 08:51:12 PM
This is all so complicated! :'(

You guys serious about the eggs and bacon? I'd be the happiest person alive if I could eat bacon everyday.

Doesn't have to be complicated. Read my suggested days' worth of meals and exercise for Smooth Groove. If you can do something similar to that, you'll be in great shape.

I've eaten bacon and eggs every day for the past year at least, I think. Somedays I eat it twice! :lol
I can do breakfast, easy. Not sure about lunch or dinner. I guess I can attempt to make my own salad. Shouldn't be too hard. My parents only eat chicken and fish though, so steak for dinner is a no. (I need to move out...)

I had to look up net calories to see if it is a thing

I still don't get it

edit: to be clear, it's not that I don't understand the concept.  And to put this in perspective, on sunday I watched a guy shave another guy's body hair off, then suck his dick; the other day I watched 40 minutes of Eat Love Pray.  Net calories manages to out homo both.
:rofl
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on May 18, 2011, 09:13:54 PM
well, there are a million other food options, Beezy. I just tried to pick the most common ones. What I mostly do for lunch is make big pots of stew or curry, put them in tupperware and reheat as necessary. Chicken or fish is fine, just eat vegetables on the side instead of bread or rice. Some rice or potatoes is ok if you aren't looking to lose weight, even. The most important things, IMHO are -

- cutting out processed food
- cutting out gluten (mostly from wheat and other cereal grains. Most commonly found in bread and pasta)
- getting plenty of protein

If you can do that, you'll be in great shape. Even 80% compliance should put you way ahead of most people.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on May 18, 2011, 09:39:55 PM
LOL at running.

That said, I miss the days of the treadmill.  There were all kinds of number displays there and I liked to figure out patterns with the numbers and various number sequences that I anticipated reaching.  60 minutes of high incline low impact cardio would breeze by.  Towards the end, the treadmill would indicate I lost 1200-1300 calories.  I know those numbers are inaccurate but I handled them like a score.

I'm in the opposite boat of Beezy.  I'm racking my brain thinking of a good breakfast item.  In the mornings, I do the three S's, get dressed, and leave.  I have no time (and don't want to get up at 3:30 AM to cook and eat eggs) to prepare a breakfast.  In the past, I used to rely on greek yogurt.  However, despite their growing popularity, the store I go to for them no longer carries it.  So I have a temporary substitute in kefir.  Problem is that they all are fruit flavored (read: organic cane sugar-flavored) and almost all of my carbohydrates come from 40 grams of milk sugars and cane sugar.  I've got to find a better option, something like in a lunch format where I can refrigerate or re-heat for the mornings.  Any help/suggestions?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on May 18, 2011, 09:44:18 PM
You should be able to make your own kefir - you can probably buy a starter online, then just add milk. I did this for a while, but i prefer greek yoghurt.

Bacon and eggs takes a while to make in the mornings, yeah. My routine is highly streamlined but I have the advantage of working from home so i can make it whenever. You could just reverse your eating pattern - eat your tupperware chicken jalapeno for breakfast and eat bacon and eggs for dinner.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on May 18, 2011, 09:46:27 PM
probably the fastest protein-heavy fresh cooked breakfast is a sausage omelette. Chop up sausage, fry lightly, pour in eggs, boom.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on May 18, 2011, 09:53:32 PM
You should be able to make your own kefir - you can probably buy a starter online, then just add milk. I did this for a while, but i prefer greek yoghurt.

Bacon and eggs takes a while to make in the mornings, yeah. My routine is highly streamlined but I have the advantage of working from home so i can make it whenever. You could just reverse your eating pattern - eat your tupperware chicken jalapeno for breakfast and eat bacon and eggs for dinner.

Thanks.

I already do eat eggs for my dinner mixed with bacon bits and if they are around, tomatoes.  I probably will end up having to switch things around.  That or cook two week long meals: one for the crock pot and one in the oven.  I'll have to do a little experimentation because the sugar laden kefir has got to go.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on May 18, 2011, 09:55:10 PM
Yep. There are a gazillion paleo /primal /evo recipe sites out there. The key thing is losing your preconceptions of what 'breakfast' is. I've had steak and eggs for breakfast. Chicken curry. Anything that's in the fridge is game!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on May 19, 2011, 01:37:58 AM
here's an idea: stop discussing hypotheticals and TRY IT.

tomorrow:

breakfast - bacon and eggs
lunch - chicken salad
dinner - steak and any non-starchy veggies you fancy

Actually, that's not too different from most of my meals.  I never eat bacon though unless it's outside food or when I'm eating at my mom's.  Cooking bacon just takes too much time.  I do eat quite a bit of fake Canadian bacon though or lean deli ham.  With eggs, I usually use three ggs but only eat 1 yolk. 

My lunch varies but I have tried to eat more protein instead of carbs.  For dinner, 80% of the time is processed-carbs free and just beef/chicken/fish + veggies.

I do cheat quite a bit though and when I do, it's usually a gargatuan 2000 calorie meal.  Sometimes, I'd cheat all 3 meals in a day and end up with at least 6000 bad calories.   It seems to make no difference though when I'm working out.  If anything, I usually have an energy boost the next day.  OTOH, eating healthy for 10 days in a row also does nothing at all for my body. 


7 rounds of 5 deadlifts at roughly 200lbs (scale up or down depending on your current max...), then 25 squats (no weight)

Simple enough, right? What have you got to lose by trying it for a day?



Is there an alternative to the deadlift?  My back is already very wide and it responds very quickly to the deadlift. 

My core strength is just naturally strong.  It only took me a month before I was deadlifting for reps 1.5 my bodyweight. 
However, the strength growth comes along with a lot of additional mass.  My back just thickens like crazy if I'm deadlifting intensely.  I don't want to have a barrel top, not just for aesthetic reasons but because it really slows me down and my game is all about driving. 

Right now, I'm still doing deadlifts but I keep to low-reps sets with 240 to 280 lbs and plenty of rest in between.  I want to keep going up in strenght while gaining as little mass in the back area as possible.

I would like to have bigger shoulders though.  I have wides shoulder but not the round caps like Lebron.  Is there any routine that can burn fat and make my delts grow quick? 


btw I have a 30" waist for the first time since I was like 12 years old :D

Are you naturally predisposed to be thin (hard gainer)? 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on May 19, 2011, 02:27:03 AM
One of the key concepts of Crossfit is 'constantly varied movements', so if you deadlift one day, you might not deadlift again for a week or two. Then again, it might come up again the next day and the day after. So over time your exposure to any one exercise is limited, which tends to push Crossfitters towards a similar body type. Look at any of the videos on crossfit.com and you'll soon get an idea of what that is. Ripped and athletic, not overly bulky.

I actually picked a workout with deadlifts 'cause i remember that you do them :lol But you can of course substitute with a gazillion other things. Try pull-ups, or weighted pull-ups if 5 reps is too easy. That'll help the upper body...

Or you could try power cleans, maybe. Somewhere around 70-80% of your max, so you can do the first 2-3 rounds of the workout without stopping between reps, but maybe need some rest in the last couple of rounds. Almost anything will work, so long as it is designed around being easy enough to go through relatively quickly, but hard enough that the last round at least is really tough to finish. 25 kettlebell swings, 10 push-ups, 20 sit-ups...

re: eating healthy for 10 days - As everyone else said, that is not enough for a change in your diet to have any real effect. You have to commit. The body wants very badly to stay the same.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on May 19, 2011, 02:36:09 AM
and...I'm certainly not naturally predisposed to be thin. I've been pudgy most of my adult life 'til I finally had enough about 4 yrs ago. Lost over 30lbs since then.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on May 19, 2011, 02:39:37 AM
I would like to do power cleans or hang cleans but it's really hard to get the forms right.   Maybe I'd go to the gym early and just practice with the bar.  It's kinda embarassing for people to see this seemingly big guy training with no weights on the bar.  I bet my rebounding would improve if I get better at those lifts.  

and...I'm certainly not naturally predisposed to be thin. I've been pudgy most of my adult life 'til I finally had enough about 4 yrs ago. Lost over 30lbs since then.

What was your waist size at the fattest?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on May 19, 2011, 02:49:23 AM
Yeah, practising in public can be embarrassing. That's why I bought my own bar. Kettlebell swings are a lot easier to do with decent form, and are just as effective for hip extension. You can do those with dumbbells as well - you probably could start with 24kg easy.

I've posted vids several times previously - just search for kettlebell and Jeff Martone on youtube and you will get all the free instruction you could want. But trust me, it is so simple that if you have seen even one video, you will just know how to do it once you pick the DB up.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on May 19, 2011, 02:50:01 AM
Waist size - 36''
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on May 19, 2011, 02:58:13 AM
Wow, 36 to 30 is really awesome.  How long did that take? 

I think I'd dig kettle bells.  There used to be this exercise that I do to increse my power with a dumbbell.  I would put a heavy dumbell between my legs, squeeze it with both hands and swing it overhead as fast as possible.  It was painful the first couple of days but the gains in explosiveness were definitely worth it.  I bet stuff like that would work really well with KBs.  I just need to find a place for them.   


Some mo' nutritional questions-

Is Oatmeal cooked in water with eggs an OK breakfast?  I read in a bodybuilding mag that it's go to have some slow digesting carbs in the morning.  Also, I have IBS and oatmeals seem to help with that.  

I have also tried grinding raw oats into my protein shakes but for some reason, I get really bloated after drinking that.  I wonder if it's because the oats were raw because I don't have that problem when eating them cooked.  

Finally, how many yolks a day is safe?  So far I've been sticking with 1 and 2 at most because of cholesterol concerns.  
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on May 19, 2011, 03:34:09 AM
That sounds like basically a kettlebell swing. Arms and back straight, push it up to eye level, then let it drop back down between your legs (narrowly avoiding your junk for style points), then push it back up again with the hips. It's not a shoulder exercise, be warned. You shouldn't be pulling on it, only pushing.

I've never eaten oatmeal but it's not something I would recommend because of digestive issues rather than carbs. I guess there are worse things but I find no need whatsoever for carbs in the morning. Or any time, really. Slow-digesting carbs are slow-digesting because they are HARD TO DIGEST. Hard to digest is not good, inherently.

Robb Wolf gets hyper-technical on it on this podcast btw (highly recommended listening)
http://robbwolf.com/2011/03/08/psepisode70/
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on May 19, 2011, 03:36:10 AM
Yolks - I don't believe there is any danger whatsoever, since I think the lipid hypothesis has been pretty convincingly debunked at this stage. Read Gary Taubes' 'Good Calories, Bad Calories' for an overview of ALLL the studies and data available to date. I feed eggs to my daughter with relish - one of the happiest days of my life was when she pushed away her toast and just ate the omelette...ahhh
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on May 19, 2011, 03:45:42 AM
Cholesterol levels are more important as you get older though.  Have you checked your cholesterol levels since eating multiple yolks a day? 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on May 19, 2011, 03:50:59 AM
Yep, i am tip-top according to the yearly medicals. I could have told them that for free though.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on May 19, 2011, 03:52:13 AM
Nice, so you've been eating about 6 whole eggs a day?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on May 19, 2011, 04:00:42 AM
hell no. Usually only 2 or 3. But there are plenty of days when I'd have 4-6.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on May 19, 2011, 04:05:24 AM
I think I'll stick to 1 yolk out of my 3-4 eggs until I get some lab tests done.  Since I haven't completely stopped eating greasy high cholesterol foods, 1 yolk/day might be my limit. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on May 19, 2011, 04:09:14 AM
Fine but don't blame any bad results on the eggs!

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http://www.nytimes.com/2008/01/27/opinion/27taubes.html
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Mupepe on May 19, 2011, 10:03:13 AM
When I was eating between 6 and 12 eggs a day, my cholesterol was better than it had been in years. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on May 19, 2011, 10:22:58 AM
When I was eating between 6 and 12 eggs a day, my cholesterol was better than it had been in years. 

Ditto.  I still do at least 2-3 a day if not more. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Mupepe on May 19, 2011, 10:32:39 AM
I got off my Dave Palumbo diet for a strictly low carb, high protein and fat diet and I haven't touched eggs in like 2 weeks :lol

I lost 42 lbs on the Dave Palumbo diet so I won't talk shit about it.  It worked fantastic and it didn't hurt my strength at all.  But 9 weeks was as long as I could go on a chicken, tuna and egg diet.  Bleh. 

Cormac: By the way, as far as counting calories, for those of us who have seriously fucked up metabolisms, it's hard to know how much you're eating.  Calorie counting tells you when you should be full.  When I'm in front of food I constantly want more.  I have to give it a few minutes before i realize I'm not even hungry.  And it's a good reminder of keeping things in check like andrwfields found out.  It's easy to continually add things or up portions and not realize how far out of the realm of healthy we've gotten.  I get that it's a lot of what you eat and not just calories in vs calories out, but eating 4000 calories of good food will still cause you to gain weight.  And trust me, I can easily do that if I'm left to my own judgment.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on May 19, 2011, 07:09:47 PM
I would be leery of eating too much tuna because of mercury contamination.  Also, tuna only tastes good when it is raw.  But too much raw fish increases the odds of ingesting parasites. 

Do you really not realize that you are already full or is it only because you want to keep eating?  For me, it's only because I like to eat so much.  Like, I always have to eat at least 3 large plates whenever I go to an Indian buffet.  I could tell when I'm full but I just keep eating anyway. 

Luckily when I'm exercising regularly, the gouging has little impact but Cormac is probably right that it's what's keeping me from getting a six pack.   I think that my body believes that my equilibrium is around a 33" waist and 12-14 % bodyfat.  It's why there's not much change regardless of how I eat on a short term basis.  I probably have to keep on a good diet long enough to trick it into thinking that my bodyfat should be lower.     

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Van Cruncheon on May 19, 2011, 07:44:24 PM
i got no idea when i'm hungry or full outside of extremis. it sounds weird, but i also can't tell left from right -- i hafta do a little ritual to remind myself. like mups said, calorie counting keeps me in the ballpark, although it is exacerbated by my numeric obsession.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on May 19, 2011, 07:58:49 PM
I wish all restaurants would list their calories like Red Robin's.  It makes a difference.  For example, I ordered a small cup of french onion soup to go with my burger, instead of a large as usual. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on May 19, 2011, 08:00:28 PM
Indian buffets?  wtf.

I'm jealous.  In the buttfuck of nowhere, our options are pretty much limited to fast food chains and mom and pop burger/chicken joints that are often bars.  Even in the more upscale/hipsterish districts, there's no Indian or Ethiopian restaurants to be found.  Fortunately my college, due to a higher than normal Indian population due to being a science and engineering school, we had an Indian restaurant that served fucking awesome food for almost nothing.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on May 19, 2011, 08:09:48 PM
Smooth -
Mercury is an issue with tuna, yeah. It's only an occasional thing with me. Smaller fish are better.

Eating too much is a universal disorder, sure. DCharlie etc can tell you that I used to put away those 3 full plates at Indian buffets too, and it would immediately go onto my waistline. Now if I do go somewhere like that, I concentrate on the tandoori chicken and curry, ignore the nan and rice and spicey potatoes, eat a couple of medium-sized plates and I'm done. If it is REALLY good, I might go for some more. And I feel great, and don't gain weight.

The good thing about the equilibrium phenomenon is that it will work in your favor once you get the weight down. I may be completely high but I've noticed 3 of these plateaus myself, where my weight loss seemed to stall, but on the other hand, i didn't start gaining again either (at 78kg, 74kg, 70kg). At each step I thought I was done losing weight. There are a lot of non-physiological factors in play here as well.

- you need to lose 3-5kg or 5-10lbs to really notice it. People around you will not notice a couple of lbs, unless you are a high school girl trying out for the cheerleading team
- similarly, you won't be buying new clothes every time you lose a couple of pounds, because of pant sizes etc. Once you lose enough to buy a whole new wardrobe and toss all your old clothes, you suddenly have a really strong incentive to stay at that weight.
- people just get tired of any kind of discipline and periodically go off the wagon, whether consciously or not. I'm sure i've done this...I design and schedule my own workouts and cook my own meals, so my unconscious desire to work harder/less hard or eat more or less of good or bad foods definitely has an effect. (I think this is a net positive, don't get me wrong - just saying that it periodically helps creates these plateaus...). People tend to be happy once they lose a noticeable amount of weight, and slack off. Takes a while for the buzz to wear off before they can make another serious push at losing more (since that will invariably involve taking diet or exercise to another level)

T - EXP: I got another menu option for you last night: frittatas.

I actually made one last night for the family. I used 10 eggs, bacon, garlic sausage, bell pepper, red onion, spinach, potatoes, garlic, oregano, salt, pepper. But almost any combo of eggs, meat and veggies that would work on a pizza will work with this. I cook all the ingredients other than the eggs separately, then beat the eggs, pour in and cover. It's done when you can slice it with a spatula etc. The great thing about it is that it is great cold as well. We have half of it leftover today after feeding 3 of us last night. You could do this for breakfast very easily, and take it to work for lunch as well. Think of it as a big trashcan for all the stuff in your fridge that you need to cook or toss :lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on May 19, 2011, 08:43:06 PM
I'll make it this weekend and see how it goes.  It sounds great and does sound like something you can mess around with to find the flavor you'd like.

Thank you for the suggestion!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on May 19, 2011, 08:48:28 PM
Pro tip - if you can get some feta cheese in oil and herbs, just pour the whole lot in the pan OMG
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on May 20, 2011, 01:43:34 AM
Mmmmm  :drool

All this talk about frittatas is starting to make me crave one.  It's been forever since I made a frittata!  And it's the perfect time for me too.  The nurse that I buy my eggs from at the hospital (also fucking delicious), just sold me a half gallon of fresh milk (gawd dang it's good) and threw in a frozen sample pack of a pound of bacon, a pound of sausage, and a pound of ground beef, all from her farm and all killed within the last few months.  :hyper  :hyper  :hyper

She's trying to convince me to start saving my money and split a beef with her an somebody else.  I think she's practically got me convinced!

In other news, I'm going to try and kick a bad habit that is keeping my weight-loss progress down.  I'm doing a 30-day No Sweets Challenge.  I'm going to cut out all of the yogurt, fruit, juice, occasional candy, and any other food or drink that may be sweet for the next 30 days.  The only exceptions that I'll be making is for my protein shakes and my coffee (which I'll be gradually reducing the sweetness of until I don't use it at all, but I use Splenda in it, so it's not hurting a lot). 

I'm going to take the leap and hope Cormac was right about people not needing sugars, fructose, and glucose in their lives!   ;)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on May 20, 2011, 01:50:19 AM
hope? I've done it for over a year and I'm the laziest Irish fucker on the planet. People don't need sugar. Period.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on May 20, 2011, 03:50:15 AM
hope? I've done it for over a year and I'm the laziest Irish fucker on the planet. People don't need sugar. Period.

Haha,  I know you're right.  I was just poking fun.  Honestly though, it is harder for us fatties to give it up though.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on May 20, 2011, 03:54:48 AM
Hard is deadlifting 3x your bodyweight. Not having an icecream? pssshhh
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Mupepe on May 20, 2011, 10:03:36 AM
I would be leery of eating too much tuna because of mercury contamination.  Also, tuna only tastes good when it is raw.  But too much raw fish increases the odds of ingesting parasites. 

Do you really not realize that you are already full or is it only because you want to keep eating?  For me, it's only because I like to eat so much.  Like, I always have to eat at least 3 large plates whenever I go to an Indian buffet.  I could tell when I'm full but I just keep eating anyway. 

Luckily when I'm exercising regularly, the gouging has little impact but Cormac is probably right that it's what's keeping me from getting a six pack.   I think that my body believes that my equilibrium is around a 33" waist and 12-14 % bodyfat.  It's why there's not much change regardless of how I eat on a short term basis.  I probably have to keep on a good diet long enough to trick it into thinking that my bodyfat should be lower.     
I didn't worry too much about the mercury.  Meh.  I got that question from everyone.  I'm still eating a lot of tuna and I just eat it in water from the can.  I got used to it and it's hard to beat 52 grams of protein from two cans and no carbs and it doesn't taste bad (it tasted horrible at first).  I put a tbsp of olive oil over it for additional flavor and good fats.

And yeah, I can't tell when I'm full.  It takes a few minutes of sitting still and hard thinking before I realize I'm not hungry.  Otherwise I just continue eating because I don't feel satisfied.  I'm sure the psychology behind it is that yes, I love to eat but it inhibits my ability to gauge hunger.  I also don't realize I'm hungry until my stomach is growling and I realize I haven't eaten in over 12 hours or something. 

Now there are certain things that I do realize that don't have to do with hunger.  I know when I should eat because I'll start to feel sluggish.  I'll notice I'm tired or I'm not thinking clearly and I know I should eat more fats.  But I only know this from counting calories.  I began to see the correlation of days when I felt like shit and my fat intake was less than 80 grams a day. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Beezy on May 20, 2011, 10:07:56 AM
Whenever (if I ever...) get a job, a barbell is the first thing that I'm gonna buy. My school's gym seems to be packed no matter when I go and they only have two barbells there.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on May 20, 2011, 10:45:37 AM
And yeah, I can't tell when I'm full.  It takes a few minutes of sitting still and hard thinking before I realize I'm not hungry.  Otherwise I just continue eating because I don't feel satisfied.  I'm sure the psychology behind it is that yes, I love to eat but it inhibits my ability to gauge hunger.  I also don't realize I'm hungry until my stomach is growling and I realize I haven't eaten in over 12 hours or something. 

Now there are certain things that I do realize that don't have to do with hunger.  I know when I should eat because I'll start to feel sluggish.  I'll notice I'm tired or I'm not thinking clearly and I know I should eat more fats.  But I only know this from counting calories.  I began to see the correlation of days when I felt like shit and my fat intake was less than 80 grams a day. 

Weird.  Was it always like that or until you gained weight?  I've always been able to tell when I'm hungry.  If anything, I have to force myself to think "No, that's enough!" 

Are you getting any stretch marks from the weight loss?  Sorry if I'm being offensive but I'm guessing that even at 6'1, 300lbs and a 40-plus inch waist meant that your weight gain was more fat than muscle.

One problem with my quick ability to lose weight is that at least once every two years, I'll let myself go to the point of being 30lbs overweight before I head to the gym.  The rollercoaster weight changes have caused me to have stretch marks on part of my chest and abs.  I hate them even though they kinda blend in afterwhile.  I'll probably try to have them surgically remove once I've finally gotten into 8% bodyfat territory.


Whenever (if I ever...) get a job, a barbell is the first thing that I'm gonna buy. My school's gym seems to be packed no matter when I go and they only have two barbells there.

Get kettlebells.  They are more versatile and safer for someone working alone. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Mupepe on May 20, 2011, 10:52:51 AM
It has always been like that.  But my general metabolism/activity level were higher a few years ago I guess because a couple of years ago I blew up to around 260-270 before dropping back down to 205 and then back up to 288 recently. 

I got stretch marks on my chest and abdomen when I gained weight.  But they've been disappearing.  They're pretty much gone from my chest.  They're disappearing a little more slowly from my abdomen.  I should really start using the cocoa butter shit or whatever.  What's good for it?  Removing them surgically probably won't be an option and I don't think they bother me that much anyways. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on May 20, 2011, 11:02:48 AM
Celluthin supposedly works at least a little for cellulite and minor spot reduction of fat. 

How did you go up 70, come back down, then go back up by 90 again?  I have known people like that but usually once they've come back down, it's permanent.  Considering your baseline was about 200, those gains are pretty crazy.  And once again, I'm still surprised that I couldn't tell you were almost 300lbs in any of your pics.  But then again, I couldn't tell that Wilco was 400 either until he said it. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Beezy on May 20, 2011, 11:05:38 AM
Whenever (if I ever...) get a job, a barbell is the first thing that I'm gonna buy. My school's gym seems to be packed no matter when I go and they only have two barbells there.

Get kettlebells.  They are more versatile and safer for someone working alone. 
About how heavy? I've never used one. Link me to one online and I'll get it if it isn't too much.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Mupepe on May 20, 2011, 11:21:18 AM
Celluthin supposedly works at least a little for cellulite and minor spot reduction of fat. 

How did you go up 70, come back down, then go back up by 90 again?  I have known people like that but usually once they've come back down, it's permanent.  Considering your baseline was about 200, those gains are pretty crazy.  And once again, I'm still surprised that I couldn't tell you were almost 300lbs in any of your pics.  But then again, I couldn't tell that Wilco was 400 either until he said it. 
Over 2007 and 2008 I gained weight slowly to around 260-270.  Then in July of 2008 I began to run and eat better.  By January/February of 2009 I was 205 (I didn't weigh myself really so I could have been there for a while).  I kept it down until I started to lift weights in November or December 2009.  I stopped cardio and stopped weighing myself.  And I also got into lifting pretty heavily (5 days a week) and so my appetite soared and I stopped caring about what I ate.  I weighed myself at 258 in May of 2010.  Then the next time I weighed myself was around February or March of 2011 and I was 288.  So I decided to get my diet in check and I've been dropping steadily and quickly since then. 

Edit: By the way, none of my friends IRL knew I was close to 300 either.  When I saw I was 288 I started asking them how much they thought I weighed and they all assumed around 250 at most.  It blew then away when i told them 288.  Everyone.  I didn't think I'd gotten that high either.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on May 20, 2011, 07:21:20 PM
the line to smear cocoa butter over Mup's chest and thighs starts behind me :drool
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: lennedsay on May 20, 2011, 07:33:05 PM
I'll bring extra Vitamin E and jojoba oils.  :-*
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: duckman2000 on May 20, 2011, 07:39:48 PM
I really need to move to a place where I can have some weight equipment up permanently. Can't stand the gym, luckily the outdoor season is here so I'll get enough of a work out from hauling random stuff (trees, sandbags, rocks) around.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on May 20, 2011, 08:06:06 PM
I guess it shouldn't be so surprising that Mups can eat so out of control if he doesn't count calories: he's been in a calorie deficit now for MONTHS after years of eating whatever. It might take a while longer for his appetite to start regulating properly again. If it doesn't, it may be time to see a nutritionist (Prole too).
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Van Cruncheon on May 21, 2011, 03:20:59 PM
i have a nutrionist! she says poor ghrelin response is common among people she sees from my employer, which explains my prior eating habits (only ate when i felt hungry which was intense every two nights, and i gorged on whatever i found and then went back to work/games/writing) -- getting a proper eating schedule has been a bear, but i've locked it in to specific times of day
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Skidmark on May 21, 2011, 05:24:55 PM
I just bought some fish oil tablets, 120 tablets.

Ingredients per tablet:
Fish oil   ... 1000 mg
Omega 3 ..  540 mg
EPA/DHA ... 450 mg
Vitamin E ... 5 mg (41.6% of RDI)
The package says that the dosing is 1-3 a day for ages 12 and up, should I stick to it or double it?

Also, I have been taking creatine for the last two weeks, 5 grams a day. I try to drink as much water as I can. Is it too early to tell whether I am a responder or not?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on May 21, 2011, 07:38:59 PM
fish oil dosing is an impossible question to answer without knowing what you are eating. If you are getting plenty of omega 3s in your diet, you don't need fish oil. If you eat nothing but McDonalds, sure you should take huge doses of fish oil (but far easier and wiser simply to stop eating McDonalds...)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Oblivion on May 21, 2011, 07:57:13 PM
Okay, so I absolutely love eggs, and wouldn't have a problem eating like 6 of em per day. However, will doing such a thing utterly destroy my heart?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Skidmark on May 21, 2011, 08:00:03 PM
I think sticking to 3  a day will be enough:
http://www.leangains.com/2011/05/omega-3-fatty-acids-for-muscle-growth.html
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on May 21, 2011, 08:42:51 PM
Okay, so I absolutely love eggs, and wouldn't have a problem eating like 6 of em per day. However, will doing such a thing utterly destroy my heart?

Why would it? Eggs are pretty much the perfect food.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Oblivion on May 21, 2011, 08:54:02 PM
I think sticking to 3  a day will be enough:
http://www.leangains.com/2011/05/omega-3-fatty-acids-for-muscle-growth.html

Grazie.

Okay, so I absolutely love eggs, and wouldn't have a problem eating like 6 of em per day. However, will doing such a thing utterly destroy my heart?

Why would it? Eggs are pretty much the perfect food.

Cholesterol, mang! Or so I've been told...
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on May 21, 2011, 08:54:46 PM
I think sticking to 3  a day will be enough:
http://www.leangains.com/2011/05/omega-3-fatty-acids-for-muscle-growth.html

Grazie.

Okay, so I absolutely love eggs, and wouldn't have a problem eating like 6 of em per day. However, will doing such a thing utterly destroy my heart?

Why would it? Eggs are pretty much the perfect food.

Cholesterol, mang! Or so I've been told...

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/01/27/opinion/27taubes.html
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on May 21, 2011, 08:55:34 PM
(it would be great if everyone would just read that and stop fucking worrying about cholesterol but I haven't got much hope. The imprinting is strong)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Oblivion on May 21, 2011, 09:14:57 PM
I think sticking to 3  a day will be enough:
http://www.leangains.com/2011/05/omega-3-fatty-acids-for-muscle-growth.html

Grazie.

Okay, so I absolutely love eggs, and wouldn't have a problem eating like 6 of em per day. However, will doing such a thing utterly destroy my heart?

Why would it? Eggs are pretty much the perfect food.

Cholesterol, mang! Or so I've been told...

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/01/27/opinion/27taubes.html

 :o

So I've been living a lie all this time? Imma butter me up some bacon real good now. :rock
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on May 21, 2011, 10:09:28 PM
Medical community has been saying for awhile now that HDL to LDL ratio is far more important than total cholesterol. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on May 21, 2011, 10:47:35 PM
Come on Smooth, read the article.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on May 22, 2011, 05:47:07 AM
It's too early in the AM to think about that shit for me.  Default and say Cormac is right.  LOL.

Learned a lesson last night.  Jesus doesn't like Rapture jokes and pays you back at the gym.  He got me while I was doing some cardio boxing last night.  I went to do a kick, and the foot I was planting with decided to do the kick too.  I fell on my ass.  It hurt.  I skinned my elbow and stubbed my big toe. 

Good thing nobody was there...  :lol

Toe is tender today and the elbow stings a bit but it's already starting to grow new skin back.  I'm getting ready to leave for the gym again and do some low level cardio.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on May 22, 2011, 11:25:26 AM
(it would be great if everyone would just read that and stop fucking worrying about cholesterol but I haven't got much hope. The imprinting is strong)

This information is working against decades of conditioning.

To be dramatic, it isn't unlike telling people the earth revolves around the sun during the renaissance.  Fortunately these days, you won't get burned at the stake for saying bacon and butter is good.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on May 22, 2011, 08:22:56 PM
Oh I know, but ffs, the Atkins Diet is also decades old (1972, the year after I was born!).

And that wasn't even the FIRST low-carb diet to be popular - check this out: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Banting

1863!

If you are curious about how the lipid hypothesis/cholesterol myth took hold, I really recommend reading Taubes' 'Good Calories, Bad Calories'. It is a dry read because it is so thorough, but even skimming it will increase your awareness of how much bad science there is out there.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on May 22, 2011, 09:58:48 PM
Soooo... I worked for 12 hours today and came home.  When I finally sat down and took off my shoes and socks, I was disgusted by what I saw.  My left side big toe is black and blue around the trunk.  I don't think it's broken because I still have full functionality in it, but it's tender as a motherfucker right now.

It just means that until it heals and stops being so tender, I'll be cutting out running, jogging, treadmill, and planks.  Pretty much any exercise that puts a lot of strain on the big toe.

Any good compound core exercises that Fitnessbore can think of to replace planks with or should I just go to the knees for the time being?

[Edit] Oh, and I forgot to mention that I'll still be doing cardio on the elliptical while at the gym.  And I'm going hiking this week.  I'm not cancelling for this, because I've been planning the trip for so long and it took forever to get a date set to go.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on May 23, 2011, 08:27:43 PM
Oh yeah, I forgot to post that I finally broke my plateau that I was on!  I dropped 6 pounds this week and officially put myself 54 pounds down.  Another 6 lbs and it'll be like I never quit exercising...   :(

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I felt like shit the last time though, and I didn't look as good as I do now.  8)
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Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Van Cruncheon on May 23, 2011, 10:37:58 PM
congrats!!! <fistbump type="dawg"/>
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on May 24, 2011, 07:05:43 AM
Soooo... I worked for 12 hours today and came home.  When I finally sat down and took off my shoes and socks, I was disgusted by what I saw.  My left side big toe is black and blue around the trunk.  I don't think it's broken because I still have full functionality in it, but it's tender as a motherfucker right now.

It just means that until it heals and stops being so tender, I'll be cutting out running, jogging, treadmill, and planks.  Pretty much any exercise that puts a lot of strain on the big toe.

Any good compound core exercises that Fitnessbore can think of to replace planks with or should I just go to the knees for the time being?

[Edit] Oh, and I forgot to mention that I'll still be doing cardio on the elliptical while at the gym.  And I'm going hiking this week.  I'm not cancelling for this, because I've been planning the trip for so long and it took forever to get a date set to go.

Confused by this. It's like you're saying running, jogging and treadmill are compound core exercises :lol

Presumably you can still squat, deadlift, swing a kettlebell, do sit-ups etc?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Skidmark on May 24, 2011, 07:41:38 PM
My rib bones are kind of weird, It might be Pectus excavatum or something similar but my rib cage is definitely a bit tight in certain places and it also kind of extends or points out (flared ribs) at the bottom.
Here are two pics of me with a shirt on:
http://i.imgur.com/ZzIje.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/LNKtK.jpg

and here are a couple of me shirtless:
http://i.imgur.com/auFyB.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/bi6bK.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/XniaR.jpg

I look much skinnier when I am shirtless because of it, it doesn't bother me that much but I am definitely self conscious because of it, and when I buy/try on a tshirt the first thing I do is make sure that it is not visible.

Now, is it very obvious? does it look weird to you? used to annoy me when I used to go to school but not that much lately. My friends never comment but I have this suspicion that they just don't want me to think too much of it. Also are there any exercises that I can do that can make it less obvious? I feel that my chest is a bit short, the part where the chest ends is a bit high. and the area in the middle of the chest seems empty, its just the sides where the shoulders are is where they pop out a little.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Mr. Gundam on May 24, 2011, 10:09:19 PM
Ran 10 miles tonight. One month until the 1/2 Marathon. :rock
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on May 25, 2011, 12:08:05 AM
Soooo... I worked for 12 hours today and came home.  When I finally sat down and took off my shoes and socks, I was disgusted by what I saw.  My left side big toe is black and blue around the trunk.  I don't think it's broken because I still have full functionality in it, but it's tender as a motherfucker right now.

It just means that until it heals and stops being so tender, I'll be cutting out running, jogging, treadmill, and planks.  Pretty much any exercise that puts a lot of strain on the big toe.

Any good compound core exercises that Fitnessbore can think of to replace planks with or should I just go to the knees for the time being?

[Edit] Oh, and I forgot to mention that I'll still be doing cardio on the elliptical while at the gym.  And I'm going hiking this week.  I'm not cancelling for this, because I've been planning the trip for so long and it took forever to get a date set to go.

Confused by this. It's like you're saying running, jogging and treadmill are compound core exercises :lol

Presumably you can still squat, deadlift, swing a kettlebell, do sit-ups etc?

No, I just meant I was taking those three out for the time being to preserve my toe while it heals.

Oh, and apparently it might be fractured, according to the doctors I worked with at the ER today.  I've got my toes taped together (makes a splint) for the time being while they heal.  Still not cancelling the hiking trip in two days though!  :punch

As far as all of the other exercises, they're not going to be effected.  I did a Primal Blueprint Fitness workout yesterday and I didn't have any problem completing my circuits.  I actually had a stepping block that I placed under my knees for my planks, and it was just like I was doing them from my feet.  I know there is one of those blocks at the gym too.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: OptimoPeach on May 25, 2011, 12:20:31 AM
My rib bones are kind of weird, It might be Pectus excavatum or something similar but my rib cage is definitely a bit tight in certain places and it also kind of extends or points out (flared ribs) at the bottom.
Here are two pics of me with a shirt on:
http://i.imgur.com/ZzIje.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/LNKtK.jpg

and here are a couple of me shirtless:
http://i.imgur.com/auFyB.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/bi6bK.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/XniaR.jpg

I look much skinnier when I am shirtless because of it, it doesn't bother me that much but I am definitely self conscious because of it, and when I buy/try on a tshirt the first thing I do is make sure that it is not visible.

Now, is it very obvious? does it look weird to you? used to annoy me when I used to go to school but not that much lately. My friends never comment but I have this suspicion that they just don't want me to think too much of it. Also are there any exercises that I can do that can make it less obvious? I feel that my chest is a bit short, the part where the chest ends is a bit high. and the area in the middle of the chest seems empty, its just the sides where the shoulders are is where they pop out a little.
Yes, I would say that's a VERY mild case of pectus with the rib flaring, like so mild that your average person wouldn't be able to tell the difference. Don't worry about it. Only reason I can tell is because I have it myself :gloomy
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on May 25, 2011, 09:27:30 AM
My rib bones are kind of weird, It might be Pectus excavatum or something similar but my rib cage is definitely a bit tight in certain places and it also kind of extends or points out (flared ribs) at the bottom.
Here are two pics of me with a shirt on:
http://i.imgur.com/ZzIje.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/LNKtK.jpg

and here are a couple of me shirtless:
http://i.imgur.com/auFyB.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/bi6bK.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/XniaR.jpg

I look much skinnier when I am shirtless because of it, it doesn't bother me that much but I am definitely self conscious because of it, and when I buy/try on a tshirt the first thing I do is make sure that it is not visible.

Now, is it very obvious? does it look weird to you? used to annoy me when I used to go to school but not that much lately. My friends never comment but I have this suspicion that they just don't want me to think too much of it. Also are there any exercises that I can do that can make it less obvious? I feel that my chest is a bit short, the part where the chest ends is a bit high. and the area in the middle of the chest seems empty, its just the sides where the shoulders are is where they pop out a little.

I've seen a few guys that have that before.  It's really not that big of a deal and most people don't think about it.  I wouldn't worry bro.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Mupepe on May 25, 2011, 10:14:59 AM
So I dropped my phone last week and that's where I had my calories counting app that i've been using.  So I've been winging it for the last week or so.  Last night I started re inputting everything.  And I've been feeling like shit too.  My lifts went down and I've been very lazy.  Whatdya know?  I've been eating about 1500 calories.  Gah.  And I've been stuffing myself too.  Everynight I sat around thinking that I went over my calorie limit because I felt so full. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on May 25, 2011, 11:27:18 PM
Another must-read post at Archevore, who is to my mind one of the most important thinkers in the 'Paleo' movement precisely because he is so skeptical about it. I highly recommend taking the time to read the whole thing, because there is more condensed and useful knowledge in that post than in whole shelves of regular diet books. I'm going to just post 3 excerpts about the 3 most problematic areas of the modern diet. My bolding.

http://www.archevore.com/panu-weblog/2011/3/30/paleo-20-a-diet-manifesto.html

Wheat
Wheat contains starch, which is fine, but along with starch wheat contains gluten, which is a complex of proteins that has been linked to a variety of diseases, and wheat germ agglutinin, that is a lectin antinutrient. Celiac disease, obesity, diabetes and mental illness are all linked to wheat consumption.

The problem in wheat is proteins, not carbohydrate. White flour is dense and highly concentrated in these problematic proteins and antinutrients. Wheat causes problems even in those who’ve been eating it for thousands of years.

Eat potatoes, sweet potatoes or root veggies for your starch, and stop eating all bread, cookies cakes and other baked goods.

(He acknowledges elsewhere that the carbohydrates in potatoes etc do lead to weight gain, and should be avoided completely if weight loss is a current goal....)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on May 25, 2011, 11:28:47 PM
Excess Fructose

Fructose is a carbohydrate, but metabolically it is quite different from the glucose that comes from starch. In small amounts or in moderate amounts in real food, fructose may not be a problem, but the ubiquity of fructose in the modern diet creates obesity, insulin resistance, fatty liver disease, and abnormal bacterial growth in the gut with consequent inflammation.

Fructose is easily minimized by simply refusing to eat processed food that comes in a box (especially “low fat” foods), and by refusing to drink caloric drinks like soda pop and fruit juices and sports drinks.

Wheat flour and fructose are the two NADs (Neolithic Agents of Disease) in most of the historically documented nutritional transitions.

(He also recommends elsewhere that fruit consumption be very occasional)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on May 25, 2011, 11:29:57 PM
Excess Linoleic acid

Linoleic acid is an omega 6 fatty acid, a polyunsaturated fat or PUFA. Along with n-3, the other type of PUFA, it is technically an essential fatty acid, but the actual requirement is so small it might be better considered a micronutrient. A hunter-gatherer or Paleolithic human might have had a total PUFA intake of 3% of calories. Modern north americans have a PUFA intake of around 15%, most of it due to n-6. The problem with this is twofold.

1)   As n-3 and n-6 precursors compete for the same enzyme in the eicosanoid pathway, the excess of n-6 in the diet means that n-3 is outcompeted at the enzyme level. The result is a preponderance of inflammatory molecules. Increased cancer and inflammation are both likely related to this

2)  Many are aware that 6:3 ratio is important, so they try to compensate by taking fish oil to balance the 6:3 ratio. This doesn’t really work too well – you can’t realistically eat that much fish, and if you take fish oil supplements, you now exacerbate the second and more important problem with excess n-6, which is your total PUFA intake. High total PUFA, especially including the highly unstable n-3, leads to oxidative damage to your cells. Your arteries, liver and  other organs don't appreciate extra oxidative damage.

The way to correct the modern excess of n-6 or linoleic acid is to avoid the modern sources of it. Stop eating all temperate vegetable oils – cooking and frying oils like corn, soy, canola, flax, all of it. And go easy on the nuts and factory chicken. These are big sources of n-6, especially the nuts and nut oils.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on May 26, 2011, 01:09:44 PM
I'm feeling a little evil today.

I started a Biggest Loser contest at work today, and it's going to last until August the 4th (10 weeks).  There is a cash prize to the winner of about $400.  I took a doctor's recommendation for the contest because he knew that I had already lost so much weight.

I weighed in this morning wearing heavy clothes (jeans, two shirts, heavy socks, shoes), I had my pockets full with stuff I normally carry, and I drank a bottle of water before going in, not to mention I was holding back a major shit.  All together, it gave me an extra 10 lbs to play with.

 :lol

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I'm so going to win this motherfucker.
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Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: lennedsay on May 26, 2011, 02:57:28 PM
:rofl good game, keep us posted!


On a personal note, I've been going to a yoga class once a week and a pilates class once a week for the last 6 weeks. Just that little bit of exercise has really helped me feel so much better with regards to my health problems. I have way more energy and have started doing at home what I learn in the pilates class (and a little of the yoga, but I've always done that). I took pilates classes forever ago when I started doing yoga and I liked yoga more, but not anymore. My first teacher sucked, and my instructor now (who's my BFF  :-*) is amazing. My core is way stronger, and my posture is better already. I come home with all this energy, can stand up long enough to cook, can get out of the bed the next morning, the whole shebangabang.  8)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Mupepe on May 26, 2011, 03:37:19 PM
your bff is so hot  :-[
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: lennedsay on May 26, 2011, 03:43:58 PM
Oh man... :drool She's the one that everyone mistakes for my actual girlfriend.

Nothing better than having good form in class and having her come up behind you and slapping your ass. No words of encouragement necessary.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Boogie on May 26, 2011, 05:14:25 PM


The way to correct the modern excess of n-6 or linoleic acid is to avoid the modern sources of it. Stop eating all temperate vegetable oils – cooking and frying oils like corn, soy, canola, flax, all of it.

At the risk of provoking your wrath of "I've already answered that 15 times! GWARGH", recommended alternatives?

Margarine bad too then?

Just go with butter?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on May 26, 2011, 08:35:31 PM


The way to correct the modern excess of n-6 or linoleic acid is to avoid the modern sources of it. Stop eating all temperate vegetable oils – cooking and frying oils like corn, soy, canola, flax, all of it.

At the risk of provoking your wrath of "I've already answered that 15 times! GWARGH", recommended alternatives?

Margarine bad too then?

Just go with butter?

Margarine is often made from vegetable oil.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on May 26, 2011, 09:52:35 PM
Boogie -

I've been experimenting with all sorts of stuff, some of it really expensive (coconut oil cost me $30 for a jar...). Butter is the cheapest and best, so far, though some of the nut oils are really good for flavor. The only problem with butter is the low smoke point (which degrades the oil, leading to free radicals galore...leading to cancer...), so if you can get some ghee (clarified butter) use that for high-heat cooking if you can. You can make it from regular butter if you can't find any.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on May 26, 2011, 11:45:03 PM
Just got back from a hiking trip with a buddy of mine from a neighboring town.  We hiked a set of knobs that form a small ridge that the town calls the Pinnacles.  It was a pretty fun hike.  I did them in my Vibrams just to test it out.  I don't know if I'll be doing it in them again.  If I do hike in Vibrams again, it will be in Komodos or Bikilas (sp?), and not just regular KSO's.  All together, they held up pretty well and so did my feet.  We did have some muddy spots on the trail and I did slip once and fall, but it was no big deal.

All-in-all, we did 2.5 miles in 2.5 hours.  We threw in an extra .5 hours for stopping to take in scenery.  It was a good hike and I'm exhausted for the day.

tl;dr Hiked today, slipped and fell once, tired now.

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Not me in the photo, but the two guys I hiked with looking out over the East Pinnacle.
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Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on May 27, 2011, 12:00:25 AM
Beautiful spot. Hobbit Country!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Mr. Gundam on May 27, 2011, 10:56:08 AM
if you can get some ghee (clarified butter) use that for high-heat cooking if you can. You can make it from regular butter if you can't find any.

Costco actually carries ghee in areas with high Indian populations.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on May 29, 2011, 09:20:21 AM
I thought that this weekend was going to be bad for me because it's Memorial Day Weekend.  We went to my family's cookout and I actually got to stick to a pretty primal meal and I got in 2 hours of swimming. 

Fuck yeah.  :punch
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Rman on May 29, 2011, 12:46:43 PM
@Cormac: I used to eat tons of chicken, since it was so cheap for quick and easy weeknight meals, but due to the whole Omega 6 imbalance issues, have switched to grass feed beef these days. 

Thank God for Trader Joe's.  I'd be broke if I bought grass fed meat at the farmer's market to eat most days. 

Thanks to Paleo my monthly food budget is 600 per month and I'm only eating for one.  :-\

Well. more like 400 per month.  The rest is due to eating out.

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Van Cruncheon on May 29, 2011, 02:26:41 PM
yeah, eating paleo ain't cheap, but it is ever so worth it. and YES, all gods must bless trader joe's
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Rman on May 29, 2011, 03:11:13 PM
Honestly, though, at least in the US, the cheap food is artificially cheap due to farm subsidies that pump disportionately amount of money into-soy, wheat, and corn, which are then used to create all that cheap processed crap that dominates the ailes of supermarkets.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on May 29, 2011, 06:59:23 PM
People who are looking at this stuff costing expensive is looking at it the wrong way.  Once you factor in the inevitable down the road health problems (heart disease, diabetes), energy, and overall quality of life (see: Cormacaroni never appearing to age at a time when most people are starting to look ragged), the paleo lifestyle is actually a pretty good deal.  To be vain, it'd be nice to look as good at 40 as I do now at 26, which is one of the reasons why I like to have a healthy amount of coconut oil daily. (http://www.organicfacts.net/organic-oils/organic-coconut-oil/health-benefits-of-coconut-oil.html)  You got to invest more up front, sure, but I think it's worth it once you take everything into account.

On a food note, the fritatas were ok but I'm gonna make a meatza for my daily breakfast this week :hyper  The SA low carb megathread has given me a lot of good ideas and things to explore.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: duckman2000 on May 29, 2011, 07:02:14 PM
On the other hand, you lot are starting to sound like you're scared shitless, for real, of pretty much everything at this point. Some see a mountain stream, EB sees potentially lethal worm infestations caused by bears shitting on the glacier.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on May 29, 2011, 07:17:29 PM
On the other hand, you lot are starting to sound like you're scared shitless, for real, of pretty much everything at this point. Some see a mountain stream, EB sees potentially lethal worm infestations caused by bears shitting on the glacier.

u mad?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Boogie on May 29, 2011, 07:20:16 PM
On the other hand, you lot are starting to sound like you're scared shitless, for real, of pretty much everything at this point. Some see a mountain stream, EB sees potentially lethal worm infestations caused by bears shitting on the glacier.

Yeah, I kinda understand this.  It's the whole "warning!:   Living might result in DEATH!" phenomenon.  I certainly feel overwhelmned at times trying to sort out the diet side of things.  I mean, I bought a jug of vegetable oil, thinking it would be "healthy" to use, only to see the material cormac pointed out on the last page, and then go "well, nuts."

I think I'm at the point where I might be "nitpicking" too much on diet.  For the past three years, when I've held quite well to essentially:

BF: three eggs
Lunch: sandwich and yogurt
dinner: chicken breast, frozen veggies, milk

is there really much more value in tweaking my diet?  I don't know.  I think my greater problem is in resisting eating like shit on the weekends, rather than tweaking my basic "ideal" diet.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Mupepe on May 29, 2011, 09:14:45 PM
To be honest, I believe in the long term health issues associated with processed food and I believe in the long term benefits of paleo. But paleo is too expensive for me to take on 100% 24/7. Also, I'm not over my favorite shit foods. I love mcdonalds still. I love tacos. I do paleo for the incredible effect it has on my immediate health like my weight. Its like when people talk about mercury in canned tuna that I eat twice a day 5 days a week. I don't care enough.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on May 29, 2011, 10:29:25 PM
We've been over this stuff before, duckman. You don't like being told what to eat, so feel free to ignore it!

I don't know that I'm scared of anything. I'm not above eating a cheeseburger and fries if my friends want to go to a burger joint. In fact, the closer I adhere to what I consider an optimal diet in general, the less I am afraid of the occasional bad meal. Whereas the typical slob fattie knows that damn near every meal is making his or her health worse. If that person isn't scared, they are just uneducated or have their head in the sand.

I dunno what is wrong with continuing to find new issues with diet. That's the scientific process! Keep adding to the pool of knowledge, keep experimenting, keep tweaking. If you think you know better, please enlighten us! The most I've ever seen from you is 'I like to eat the stuff I like to eat so I'm going to keep doing it'.

I realize that it seems intimidating to people who haven't made any progress with their diet yet, but hey, plenty of people in this thread HAVE made progress and are interested in taking it further. As long as people seem receptive, I'm going to keep sharing what I've picked up.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Van Cruncheon on May 29, 2011, 10:58:11 PM
i wouldn't say i'm scared of what i eat. a fear of death has never been something that's weighed on me. (i'd rather be dead than a living, wheezing porkmonster who can only breathe through intubation and will never have a healthy use of their body again, i think.) quite frankly, i appreciate the ongoing examination and dissection of our diet -- i like the idea that folks are actively trying to find out what a PROPER diet looks like in these confusing times. i may not always like the answers -- i am, after all, a creature of habit and lazy as fuck -- but once i try them out and they work, i don't regret having treated them seriously. and if they don't? well, no harm, no foul.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on May 29, 2011, 11:07:39 PM
There is of course a lot of scaremongering in the media about diet, and people can certainly switch off in the face of that...don't see much of it ITT though.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on May 30, 2011, 12:44:17 AM
@Cormac: I used to eat tons of chicken, since it was so cheap for quick and easy weeknight meals, but due to the whole Omega 6 imbalance issues, have switched to grass feed beef these days. 

Thank God for Trader Joe's.  I'd be broke if I bought grass fed meat at the farmer's market to eat most days. 

Thanks to Paleo my monthly food budget is 600 per month and I'm only eating for one.  :-\

Well. more like 400 per month.  The rest is due to eating out.

Also, as I'm sure you are aware: most store-bought chicken just tastes like nothing. It's the blandest crap imaginable.

The key to eating well on a budget is shopping often, I find. I get most of my beef marked down 30-50%. I usually eat it same day and it's fine. (I avoid anything with obvious discoloration of course). If not, I put it in the freezer. I usually have 4-5 steaks and other cuts in there that I can break out in emergencies.

Also, buy the cheaper cuts and use them in stews and curries. It takes longer to cook, but you can do enough for 6 or more meals at once. Most of my lunches are reheated stews or curries. Again, you can use marked down meat just fine for this so long as you cook them same day and refrigerate carefully.

At worst, just eat more eggs. Using the best ingredients I can get, my typical breakfast is still only 2-3 bucks. More expensive than cereal but whatever. No reason you can't just eat bacon and eggs again for dinner if you have nothing else handy. The longer you eat this way, the more options you discover and the easier it gets.

Another major factor is that it discourages you from EATING OUT, so don't forget the savings you get from that.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: TakingBackSunday on May 30, 2011, 02:08:48 AM
I'm just dropping in here to tell you guys I've gained 20 pounds in about a month and change.  As you all can tell, I'm a very skinny guy (half hereditary, half me being lazy) and at one point, I used to weight a measly 127 lbs.  It was terrible.  But now I'm at around 150 lbs and I'm aiming to get to around 160 so I can finally feel like I fit my frame, at least somewhat.  At the same time, I'm gonna try and tone over the summer and get some definition.  Not trying to get buff or big, just want to look healthy.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: cool breeze on May 30, 2011, 02:21:51 AM
127 and how tall are you?

no wonder you needed a scarf to keep warm  :-\
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on May 30, 2011, 02:36:34 AM
@Cormac: I used to eat tons of chicken, since it was so cheap for quick and easy weeknight meals, but due to the whole Omega 6 imbalance issues, have switched to grass feed beef these days. 

Thank God for Trader Joe's.  I'd be broke if I bought grass fed meat at the farmer's market to eat most days. 

Thanks to Paleo my monthly food budget is 600 per month and I'm only eating for one.  :-\

Well. more like 400 per month.  The rest is due to eating out.

Also, as I'm sure you are aware: most store-bought chicken just tastes like nothing. It's the blandest crap imaginable.

The key to eating well on a budget is shopping often, I find. I get most of my beef marked down 30-50%. I usually eat it same day and it's fine. (I avoid anything with obvious discoloration of course). If not, I put it in the freezer. I usually have 4-5 steaks and other cuts in there that I can break out in emergencies.

Also, buy the cheaper cuts and use them in stews and curries. It takes longer to cook, but you can do enough for 6 or more meals at once. Most of my lunches are reheated stews or curries. Again, you can use marked down meat just fine for this so long as you cook them same day and refrigerate carefully.

At worst, just eat more eggs. Using the best ingredients I can get, my typical breakfast is still only 2-3 bucks. More expensive than cereal but whatever. No reason you can't just eat bacon and eggs again for dinner if you have nothing else handy. The longer you eat this way, the more options you discover and the easier it gets.

Another major factor is that it discourages you from EATING OUT, so don't forget the savings you get from that.

Here's what I don't get.  Since I've been eating Paleo, my food costs haven't really changed.  The food is a little bit more expensive, but I eat less in quantity.  I get full quicker and stay full on whole/real foods.

Does this not happen for everyone?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: TakingBackSunday on May 30, 2011, 02:41:07 AM
127 and how tall are you?

no wonder you needed a scarf to keep warm  :-\

5'11.  Yeah, I know, it sucks.  It's one of the things that makes me so self-conscious.  I hate being so skinny.  My grandpa is skinny to, but he married a fine-ass motherfucking women.  Seriously, I've seen pictures of her when she was my age, and FUCK.

Regardless, I want to at least get to 160.  I don't want to be big -- hell, I'm okay looking thin.  I just don't want to look like Nazi camp thin.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on May 30, 2011, 02:57:14 AM
Let's see if I can do this in 4 words:

'Lift heavy, eat more'
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: TakingBackSunday on May 30, 2011, 03:01:09 AM
Well that's what I'm happy about, actually.  For years, I've been an eater of small portions.  I don't know why -- I just couldn't finish a semi-large meal without feeling sick.  But ever since I went on Paxil for my anxiety, I've had the appetite of a motherfucker.  The other day I ate two burritos from Chipotle in one sitting.   Two!  Shit made me feel so happy haha.  But this medication has increased my appetite and I'm so so happy about it.  Once I get back to Nashvegas, I'm gonna start doing a few things to just tone.  I don't necessarily want to get big muscles.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on May 30, 2011, 03:05:09 AM
Everyone says that until they start to get large muscles
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: TakingBackSunday on May 30, 2011, 03:07:30 AM
Haha true.  Well we'll see.  I'm lazy as fuck, that's my problem.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Skidmark on May 30, 2011, 07:11:18 AM
Everyone says that until they start to get large muscles
Agreed.  :lol Me before Gomad thought the same. Now I would love to be at least 200 lbs.
175 now, not much left compared to 138 lbs 4 months ago.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on May 30, 2011, 07:54:49 AM
Works the other way too. Everyone overweight thinks they are pretty much ok if they could lose between '5-10lbs'. Then they lose like 20lbs and they still don't have their six pack :lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on May 30, 2011, 08:14:54 AM
There is of course a lot of scaremongering in the media about diet, and people can certainly switch off in the face of that...don't see much of it ITT though.

I don't think anyone in here sounds scared shitless at all.  I'm still confused by duckman's post.

I will say that I do know people in various states of poor health due to eating shitty foods all of their life.  I don't mean people who have a gut or some man tits, I mean people with amputated legs due to advanced type 2 diabetes.  I do live in the midwest after all - one of the unhealthiest places to eat in the world (second only to the deep south).  The diet that we all know of is making us as a society sicker.  That said, most people have no idea how their own bodies work and I'd like to think that I'd give enough of a fuck about my own body to see how it works and how it reacts to what I do with it.  This is by far the most successful and healthy diet I've ever partaken in (my previous diet was the 20/40/40 f/c/p macronutrient breakdown) and it is having more impacts than just weight, like the quality of my skin, the general moods of the day, and an increase in overall energy.  Best of all, it doesn't take much to do because who doesn't like bacon?

It is a dramatic departure from what we have been told is the acceptable diet.  I still know of some fat people (who are still fat) who eat low fat food with high carbohydrates because they have been told that low fat = lower weight.  There's a lot of junk science around for sure.

Imma keep doing what I'm doing until I see some adverse reaction to the foods I eat.  Learning about my body is an ongoing process I believe and if there is something better and healthier out there, I can move onto that.  No big deal.  I don't think I've ever been scared shitless except maybe the 20/40/40 days where I had to make sure that my calorie breakdown took on that figure there, which meant eating a lot of foods I could barely stand to eat, like tuna.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on May 30, 2011, 09:10:48 AM
:bow

btw, a tip on frittatas especially if you want to eat them later - mix in some cream (or even milk). It'll keep the eggs moist and fluffy.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on May 30, 2011, 09:11:55 AM
Everyone says that until they start to get large muscles
Agreed.  :lol Me before Gomad thought the same. Now I would love to be at least 200 lbs.
175 now, not much left compared to 138 lbs 4 months ago.

actually, now that you've reminded me, I can probably get my advice to BrandNew down to two words: 'Imitate Skidmark' :lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: TakingBackSunday on May 30, 2011, 02:27:37 PM
Huh.  Well I'll read up on his plan soon and try to imitate him.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on May 30, 2011, 07:55:20 PM
I'm not sure that's even possible for mortals not named Skidmark...or Bruce Banner
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Skidmark on May 31, 2011, 12:23:40 AM
Huh.  Well I'll read up on his plan soon and try to imitate him.
I did something called Gomad:
http://stronglifts.com/gomad-milk-squats-gallon-gain-weight/
and Strong lifts 5x5:
http://stronglifts.com/stronglifts-5x5-beginner-strength-training-program/

StrongLifts 5x5 Workout A:   
Squat 5x5   
Bench Press 5x5   
Barbell Rows 5x5   

StrongLifts 5x5 Workout B:
Squat 5x5
Overhead Press 5x5
Deadlift 1x5

Basically try to drink a gallon of milk a day, drink your milk after you have finished eating and can't eat anymore.
The trick here is consistency. I had a cheat day every other week to get drunk and whatever.

Form check at the bottom of this page:
http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=32900.2250

3 months progress results:
http://i.imgur.com/bD3FP.png
reddit post:
http://www.reddit.com/r/Fitness/comments/h1mxq/my_3_months_progress_gomad_and_sl5x5/

Me not long ago and now:
(http://i.imgur.com/5P33P.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/ZzIje.jpg)

Go for it!

I'm not sure that's even possible for mortals not named Skidmark...or Bruce Banner
:lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on May 31, 2011, 12:27:29 AM
have you taken video of your deadlift form yet btw?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Skidmark on May 31, 2011, 12:45:48 AM
have you taken video of your deadlift form yet btw?
I haven't added any deadlifts yet, I am ashamed.  :-\
I will read on it today and try it tomorrow.
I will upload a video tomorrow of me doing it and maybe some heavier squats just to make sure that I haven't lost my form.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: TakingBackSunday on May 31, 2011, 01:06:29 AM
Wow, that's really encouraging!  I'm gonna give it a shot immediately tomorrow!  Thanks a ton man!

How tall are you, skidmark?  Curious.

I'm 5'11 at 140 now.  And damn, I'ma have to buy a fuckton of milk :-/
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: The Sceneman on May 31, 2011, 01:15:26 AM
anyone here tried Zumba? I played the Kinect game last night and it seems like a good aerobic workout.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Skidmark on May 31, 2011, 01:26:26 AM
Wow, that's really encouraging!  I'm gonna give it a shot immediately tomorrow!  Thanks a ton man!

How tall are you, skidmark?  Curious.

I'm 5'11 at 140 now.  And damn, I'ma have to buy a fuckton of milk :-/
185 or 184 cm, that's 6 feet I think.
The dude at the local store will start to give you a weird look if you buy nothing but a whole gallon of milk every morning for several months in a row  :lol
In the beginning you might find yourself unable to yawn because your stomach is full. You might also have wet dreams about drinking milk off a girls face, I did. :P
Your friends might also start milk jokes about you but they will all shut up when you start showing some progress.

Don't start drinking all that milk until you start working out or you will just get fat. I mean don't start gomad now and then start SL 5x5 2 weeks later.
Also, sometimes skipping breakfast will feel better than a bj. The worst thing you can do is keep telling yourself that you will eat after you just do this or that, you will never eat it. and don't let your plate lay in front of you forever until you find something to watch while you eat. Just eat.
use http://www.fitday.com/ to get an idea about how many calories you are consuming on average every day:
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: TakingBackSunday on May 31, 2011, 01:41:32 AM
Nice!  Yeah it might take me a little longer than you, just because I don't know if I can afford something like this just yet.  So I may just do half a gallon a day or something.  And yeah, I actually don't eat breakfast all that much --when I wake up I usually just grab a banana and head off to class. 

Do you go to a gym or do you have your own weights?  That's another issue of mine: I have a barbell and weights, but they're real shitty.  Only goes up to...100 lbs I think, I lost some of the weights.  My thing is that I'm not really looking forward to going to a gym unless I have some friends with me, because I'm a bit self-conscious and I'm not a fan of those jacked as hell dudes who are ALWAYS at the gym.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Skidmark on May 31, 2011, 02:00:00 AM
Nice!  Yeah it might take me a little longer than you, just because I don't know if I can afford something like this just yet.  So I may just do half a gallon a day or something.  And yeah, I actually don't eat breakfast all that much --when I wake up I usually just grab a banana and head off to class. 

Do you go to a gym or do you have your own weights?  That's another issue of mine: I have a barbell and weights, but they're real shitty.  Only goes up to...100 lbs I think, I lost some of the weights.  My thing is that I'm not really looking forward to going to a gym unless I have some friends with me, because I'm a bit self-conscious and I'm not a fan of those jacked as hell dudes who are ALWAYS at the gym.
Yeah I do:
(http://imgur.com/4JJ4T.jpg)
A bench press bench and a whole bunch of weights. Its was enough for me but now I want to do dips, chin ups and other exercises that I can't do at home. I have to admit that I really enjoyed working out at home, a lot less pressure, you get to enjoy all the time, space and privacy you want.
Its actually better to train with someone even if you work out at home, I become more confident to left heavier when there is someone who is going to spot me and help me if I get stuck.
I'm sure you know a couple of guys who already work out at gym, discuss the idea with them. Also jacked dudes here are really cool, its more the jersey shore looking dudes that are douchebags here. The older ones tend to be a lot friendlier.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Mupepe on May 31, 2011, 09:56:47 AM
anyone here tried Zumba? I played the Kinect game last night and it seems like a good aerobic workout.
uhhh  I watch my wife do it.  She has the Kinect game and she goes to classes with her sister.  All chicks, bro.  And the dances are female club (reggaeton, bachata, cumbia, etc) moves.  Maybe you were being facetious.  If not, please stop :(
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on May 31, 2011, 08:29:23 PM
At this point, a 'good aerobic workout' is an oxymoron as far as I'm concerned
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on May 31, 2011, 10:23:23 PM
Nice!  Yeah it might take me a little longer than you, just because I don't know if I can afford something like this just yet.  So I may just do half a gallon a day or something.  And yeah, I actually don't eat breakfast all that much --when I wake up I usually just grab a banana and head off to class. 

Do you go to a gym or do you have your own weights?  That's another issue of mine: I have a barbell and weights, but they're real shitty.  Only goes up to...100 lbs I think, I lost some of the weights.  My thing is that I'm not really looking forward to going to a gym unless I have some friends with me, because I'm a bit self-conscious and I'm not a fan of those jacked as hell dudes who are ALWAYS at the gym.

btw, you should be aware before starting that this isn't really a program that scales down. You HAVE to lift as heavy as you possibly can. You HAVE to eat as much as you possibly can. If you don't eat, you can't lift. If you can't lift, your body won't send the right signals to convert all those extra calories into lean muscle and you'll just get fat. (you also won't have the appetite, which is probably going to be a major issue for you anyway)

In some ways, it's the perfect program for total newbies, because you will get an incredible amount out of it, and it's relatively simple. But on the other hand, it's incredibly hard and takes a lot of commitment to both lifting, eating and recovery, so not really for people who don't have defined goals or lack determination (I did 6 months of a similar program so I'm not totally talking out of my ass here).
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on June 01, 2011, 07:42:52 AM
So I've been doing strength training since January.  I'm starting to get concerned though.  I haven't lost any weight since the middle of March.  I've been hovering in the same range (+/- 5 lbs) ever since.  Some weeks I'll lose 6 lbs, but then I'll put it right back on by the next week.  Granted, I've been weighing in at different times and different days lately because of schedule changes, but I'm not sure it should fluctuate that much.  (Keep in mind that I'm still a big guy so losing 6 lbs in a week doesn't really surprise me)

The thing that baffles me is that people say that I'm still getting thinner.   ???

I have to wonder if this is just a stage where I'm building muscle so the weight isn't disappearing, or if that whole "muscle weighs more than fat" thing is all just bullshit.

[Edit] Let me add the parts that Cormac is going to ask about.

Yes, I'm using creatine right now.  But I've only been using it a little over a couple of weeks now.

I try to strength train at least 3 times a week.  I know this is more than Mark Sisson suggests, but it makes me feel better.  I try to do it every other day.

I am still getting in at least 2 hours of accumulative cardio a week if not more.

I have a protein shake (8oz water + 1 scoop of Whey Protein Complex) after every workout.

I eat mostly paleo.  I try not to eat any processed foods unless I don't have a choice (and I usually do have a choice).
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on June 01, 2011, 07:56:57 AM
You are changing body comp, so you look thinner. Even though your weight may not be changing that much, you are getting less pear-shaped and more V-shaped as the weight goes in the places it should be (muscle around the shoulders, thighs, arms etc rather than fat around the waist).

What is baffling about this? Didn't you want/expect this to happen? This is why I said to take pics and take measurements, 'cause the scale doesn't tell anything like the whole story. Now you have to trust other people's eyes rather than your own.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on June 01, 2011, 08:32:22 AM
I guess I just assumed that even though I was packing on muscle and my body composition was changing that I would still be losing weight, even if it was just a few pounds a month.

But yes, this is what I wanted.  I just want to make sure that I'm constantly on the right track.  And I do take a picture for tracking about once a month.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Mupepe on June 01, 2011, 10:08:33 AM
yeah, that's not a weight loss diet.  That's a recomp diet.  It goes slowly and for the most part you'll stay around the same weight and slowly trade off fat for muscle and slowly go down in weight.

And +/- 5 lbs in a day is normal.  Throughout the day between food and water and hormonal changes, I gain between 6 and 8 lbs.  The next morning and pissing and shitting and resting I'll be down 6-8 lbs.  Don't worry about it.  Keep your diet and exercise in check and try to weigh yourself less.  I stopped caring.  I weigh myself randomly and I'm stuck around the same weight too (since I quit the Palumbo diet).  But everyone tells me I look smaller and I see it too.  It's just happening more slowly so I'm not using such a drastic diet anymore.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on June 01, 2011, 10:54:35 AM
So you guys are saying that it was a bad time to join a Biggest Loser contest at work?   :lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Mupepe on June 01, 2011, 11:18:52 AM
:lol  What I'm saying is that if you want to lose weight fast, then you're on the wrong diet.  You're building muscle and weight each time you lift.  You need to keep your food intake up enough to keep that growth up.  You can lose weight by going on a really strict diet and not lifting heavy, but I bet a good amount of the weight you lose is going to be muscle.  If you wanna try to lose a bit more, lower your caloric intake some.  If it doesn't affect your lifts, then you're good to go.  If your lifts start to go down, then you know that you need to eat more.  Play with your diet and see what works.  You should be always trying to tweak it and perfect it. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on June 01, 2011, 12:10:35 PM
There are a couple of reasons why I originally suggested weights and slower weight loss (IIRC). The first is that at the kind of weight we are dealing with here, mobility is a serious issue. Getting usefully stronger is going to be faster than losing 150-200lbs. Also, it will help keep motivation up by leading to increased activity and quality of life generally, whereas the kind of heavily restrictive diet you are talking about is almost impossible to stick with for long enough to lose that kind of weight (as I believe you just proved Mr Can't-Eat-Eggs-No-More :teehee).

There is no reason why he can't do a short-term high protein, low fat, low carb rapid weight loss diet if he feels like it though, and feels like he won't go off the wagon totally (which is a concern since he did that before in a major way). Slow and steady just strikes me as the best way to win this particular race. I might be wrong

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Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Mupepe on June 01, 2011, 12:34:03 PM
Hey now! Im back to eating and enjoying eggs again! 

But to be clear, I wasn't saying I disagreed with his current diet. Shit like palumbos diet is not for everyone. Eating the same thing over and over is tough mentally. And rapid weight loss has a tendency to create a yo-yo effect. I was just telling him his current diet and routine are not appropriate for rapid weight loss. I still stand by my comment about tweaking his diet though. If he needs a little extra motivation then lowering his intake another 300-500 calories isn't bad so long as it doesn't tip him over into starvation and affect his lifts. But only he can know that.  I personally get sick and lose strength below 1800 calories. So I stay between 1800-2200 depending on how much I want to lose or what I want to eat that day. Its good to know your limits as a calorie counter. Not only to maximize weight loss, but there's a nice sense of control you develop when you don't feel like you're at the mercy of every bit of food.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on June 01, 2011, 12:51:51 PM
There are a couple of reasons why I originally suggested weights and slower weight loss (IIRC). The first is that at the kind of weight we are dealing with here, mobility is a serious issue. Getting usefully stronger is going to be faster than losing 150-200lbs. Also, it will help keep motivation up by leading to increased activity and quality of life generally, whereas the kind of heavily restrictive diet you are talking about is almost impossible to stick with for long enough to lose that kind of weight (as I believe you just proved Mr Can't-Eat-Eggs-No-More :teehee).

There is no reason why he can't do a short-term high protein, low fat, low carb rapid weight loss diet if he feels like it though, and feels like he won't go off the wagon totally (which is a concern since he did that before in a major way). Slow and steady just strikes me as the best way to win this particular race. I might be wrong

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You do make a good point.  And you're not wrong about me falling off the wagon in a big way. 

I knew when I tried again that rapid weight-loss wasn't for me.  I also knew that I wanted to get more muscular when I lost weight that way I didn't come out with a dozen folds of skin hanging off of me.  :yuck

But I am doing better this time and I want to keep it that way.  I don't have much of a support system at home because my wife doesn't like eating paleo and my friends and family that do care about health and fitness are all "ewww that's like atkins!  stay away!"  They don't seem to understand that it's working for me even if it is a slow process. 

Just this morning my wife was trying to convince me to get like one of her old friends.  "She eats whatever she wants, but she walks 5 miles a day.  She's lost 70 lbs in the same amount of time that you've lost 50."  And I try to tell her that I think that's great, but I've tried it and it wasn't for me.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Mupepe on June 01, 2011, 12:58:27 PM
She probably lost muscle too.  She can enjoy being a flabby mushy mess.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on June 01, 2011, 01:03:29 PM
I went to college with this girl and she always had a bigger frame and probably weighed between 180-210 lbs.  Then after college she partied hard, then got married, popped out a kid, and ate nothing but Taco Bell for 5 years.  She got to the point where she was catching up with me in size.  Then she divorced and decided to start taking care of herself again.

The way she's going, she might get down to her original weight, but she'll never be back down to her original frame.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: EmCeeGrammar on June 03, 2011, 05:38:44 PM
I  just wanted to say skimming the diet advice in this thread has greatly contributed to me losing 30 lbs since march, and am on track to be at my ideal weight after the summer.  I guess the only downside is that I feel physically sick when trying to eat the foods I used to love on my monthly cheat day.  But seriously, thanks.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on June 04, 2011, 12:58:36 AM
there ya go!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on June 05, 2011, 10:45:16 PM
Yeah man, when the wife and I move later this year, I'm hoping we can move to a house with a pool or at least a community with a pool.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on June 06, 2011, 07:27:30 AM
KettleBELLS, dude. They sell them on amazon.co.jp now so no excuse.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on June 06, 2011, 10:12:36 AM
I have a 16kg and a 24kg - one of each should keep you busy for quite a while.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Beezy on June 06, 2011, 11:21:47 AM
I don't understand why the kettlebells on amazon all look like plastic toys...
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on June 06, 2011, 11:24:44 AM
I've tried both uncoated and coated and I prefer the rubber-coated ones. Try grabbing a hunk of solid iron that's been sitting outside on the porch in mid-January sometime. Your hands will be too frozen to pick the fucker up.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: cool breeze on June 06, 2011, 11:32:15 AM
what is the advantage of a kettlebell over a dumbell? just more/different workouts?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: CajoleJuice on June 06, 2011, 07:25:59 PM
My dad bought a couple of diet/health books and was just talking about them during dinner. It's a Bible-based diet.

 :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on June 06, 2011, 07:43:32 PM
what is the advantage of a kettlebell over a dumbell? just more/different workouts?

You can use a DB for most things you can use a KB for, but it's kind of a pain in the ass (and if using added weights rather than a fixed weight DB, quite dangerous). If you can get one, you should.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on June 06, 2011, 09:26:41 PM
I just made an awesome tasting spinach frittata :bow2
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on June 07, 2011, 01:23:34 AM
Quote
It's a Bible-based diet.


is the accompanying excercise course Cross-Fit?


not sure if :yuck or :rofl
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: lennedsay on June 07, 2011, 01:49:29 AM
Should've spelled it exorcise instead.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on June 07, 2011, 03:00:36 AM
I see your Cheeto-binging couchsurfing days of unemployment have brought you slinking to us at last, Lennedsay. What can we do for you?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: lennedsay on June 07, 2011, 04:22:35 AM
I take a pilates class twice a week and I haven't changed out of yoga pants in two weeks. It makes me feel like I'm really doing something productive without doing anything at all.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on June 07, 2011, 04:48:00 AM
that's why I wear shorts all the time. Always ready for action. Never really do anything.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: lennedsay on June 07, 2011, 02:33:36 PM
Finally changed into jeans today. But they're pretty stretchy, so they're equally comfortable while I lay on the couch with my feet on the ottoman. I could go to Pilates tonight, but tomorrow sounds even better. My schedule's pretty tight today.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Mupepe on June 07, 2011, 02:45:30 PM
why not go today AND tomorrow? double the girl on girl fun
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: lennedsay on June 07, 2011, 02:55:26 PM
mmm... tempting. But I did get a private on Saturday...

What should I cook for dinner tonight? I have chicken breasts and want something somewhat healthy.

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Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Mupepe on June 07, 2011, 03:06:36 PM
I've made this before...

Chicken Breasts Piquant
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3/4 cup chicken stock or broth or bouillon
juice of 1 lemon
1 clove garlic, crushed
1/8 tsp. pepper
1/2 tsp. dried onion
1 tsp. paprika
2 chicken breasts, split

Combine first 7 ingredients in skillet and bring to a boil. Add chicken,
cover and simmer 15 minutes. Turn chicken over, and simmer 15 minutes
longer, or until tender. Sprinkle with parsley.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: CajoleJuice on June 07, 2011, 03:08:23 PM
Quote
It's a Bible-based diet.


is the accompanying excercise course Cross-Fit?


I don't get the joke, but no.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Mupepe on June 07, 2011, 03:08:53 PM
Quote
It's a Bible-based diet.


is the accompanying excercise course Cross-Fit?


I don't get the joke, but no.
http://www.crossfit.com/
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: CajoleJuice on June 07, 2011, 03:11:24 PM
Quote
It's a Bible-based diet.


is the accompanying excercise course Cross-Fit?


I don't get the joke, but no.
http://www.crossfit.com/

I don't see anything religious, though
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Mupepe on June 07, 2011, 03:14:12 PM
:(  i don't know if you're trolling me now or not.

crossfit

bible based diet
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: CajoleJuice on June 07, 2011, 03:19:55 PM
and now i get cormac's reaction

gonna go commit suicide bbl
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Rman on June 08, 2011, 11:51:30 PM
I was confused because the founder of Xfit is a hardcore Christian.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on June 08, 2011, 11:53:11 PM
maybe one day we'll log on and find the WOD is 'Carpenter's Walk' - carry a cross 5km, then 3 days of dead hang
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on June 09, 2011, 01:13:08 AM
maybe one day we'll log on and find the WOD is 'Carpenter's Walk' - carry a cross 5km, then 3 days of dead hang

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Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: CajoleJuice on June 09, 2011, 10:05:18 PM
maybe one day we'll log on and find the WOD is 'Carpenter's Walk' - carry a cross 5km, then 3 days of dead hang

:rofl

I'm swimming 4-5 times a week now and have shaved my chest.  Yesterday I dove in and lost my shorts.  Swimming at a pool on a military base is a lot like what I imagine a gay cruise to be like. 

Maybe this is where Greatness Gone went.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on June 10, 2011, 06:35:51 AM
nuts are not really advisable
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Mupepe on June 10, 2011, 10:18:10 AM
fuck it.  i eat almonds everyday.  sooooo good.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on June 10, 2011, 10:54:00 AM
Go ahead, but be aware they are as nutritionally empty as a bowl of spaghetti. Except they provide fat, not carbs. Plus they come with digestive issues, and lots of omega 6 from linoleic acid.

One of the daftest things about Crossfit nutrition/ the Zone diet is the way they keep pushing almonds as some magic food that everyone must eat in measured quantities 4 times a day or die. It's total fucking nonsense.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Mupepe on June 10, 2011, 10:56:08 AM
they're just delicious and a 1/4 cup of it is super filling as a side to something like tuna.  and they fit my macros.  beyond that... nom nom nom.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on June 10, 2011, 10:57:29 AM
I saw that cheeseburger Mups. You can't hide from me you fat pig
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Mupepe on June 10, 2011, 10:59:30 AM
that cheeseburger was delicious!!!! 

Although not paleo, the beef was grass fed and I only had one tbsp of ketchup!  one!!!!!  but the kraft cheese :fbm
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Mupepe on June 10, 2011, 11:00:08 AM
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I'm down another 3 lbs this week :)  Broke the plateau from leaving palumbo's diet
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Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on June 10, 2011, 11:12:49 AM
...and the bun... :fbm

And I don't want to hear about 'delicious' :wag
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Mupepe on June 10, 2011, 11:20:18 AM
dee.lish.us!

I'm not saying it was good for me, I'm saying it was very good to me :drool

Like I said before, I'm into paleo for aesthetic reasons, so if I can get away with eating bad every once in a while and it fits my macros/BMR requirements, I'm going to.  Plus, I'd go crazy if I couldn't have my favorites every once in a while.

Tacos :drool
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on June 10, 2011, 11:24:28 AM
indeed, at 5% body fat, you can certainly get away with the occasional cheeseburger. oh wait :teehee
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Mupepe on June 10, 2011, 11:37:06 AM
at 20% I can still get away with the occasional cheeseburger!  Weight is still going down enough to keep me happy and I'm not driving myself crazy depriving myself of foods I love  8)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on June 10, 2011, 11:50:10 AM
wow I must have clicked on the Fatness Bore sticky instead
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: CajoleJuice on June 10, 2011, 11:54:28 AM
20%  :yuck
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on June 10, 2011, 11:55:58 AM
yeah, that's sending up the Demi Signal fo sho
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Mupepe on June 10, 2011, 12:00:35 PM
725 calories with 48 grams of fat, 24 grams of carbs and 48 grams of protein for a meal after lifting once a week isn't as bad as you're trying to make it sound.  People get results using different methods.  Straight up Paleo isn't the only path.  When I stop losing weight, I'll let it bother me.  My methods (and others) might not be the quickest or healthiest way, but for those of us who don't care about things like omega 6 to omega 3 ratios and completely cutting out food groups we like, it works.  I use Paleo as a guide to help shape the majority of my diet, but I'm not going to let it completely dictate my eating habits (and to a lesser extent my life) if I'm still seeing results.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Mupepe on June 10, 2011, 12:01:25 PM
Down from over 30% a couple of months ago so meh.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Mupepe on June 10, 2011, 12:07:43 PM
But I guess a burger once a week will kill me and make me gain twenty pounds.  o noes.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: CajoleJuice on June 10, 2011, 12:07:57 PM
I'm just being a dick. You know I love you, boo
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Mupepe on June 10, 2011, 12:08:50 PM
:heartbeat
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on June 10, 2011, 12:12:13 PM
man, these fatties are sensitive!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Mupepe on June 10, 2011, 12:13:49 PM
I just get all emotional about my food.  Eating my feelings and all that
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Beezy on June 10, 2011, 12:17:37 PM
man, these fatties are sensitive!
:lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on June 10, 2011, 12:38:14 PM
it's cool mups you know i love you long time
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Mupepe on June 10, 2011, 12:41:55 PM
Yeah I got trolled :( 

Let's get sweaty together :teehee
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 12, 2011, 04:14:02 PM
whoa, i can pass that. hooray for my aging ass.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on June 13, 2011, 03:14:12 AM
Getting decent results after continuing to work out for more than two months for the 1st time in my life. 

I'm definitely not yet at Cormac's professional model shape but my current form with a 32" wasit is much better than the disgusting 38" potbelly version from 10 weeks ago. 


The goal to get Lebron James arms is developing at a decent rate:

(http://img837.imageshack.us/img837/3385/edited2.jpg) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/837/edited2.jpg/)


The next goal might be harder.  Since this is the year of superhero movies, I've been inspired to look like one.  I'm hoping that can be accomplished in 3 months. 

“In brightest day, in blackest night, No sfag shall escape my sight.
 Let those who worship Sony’s tripe, Beware my power… Green Xbox's light!"


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Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on June 13, 2011, 03:33:16 AM
:lol

god i hate young people who can look like an entirely different person in a couple of goddamn weeks, grumble grumble

also, you may want to go for Jason Terry arms instead
 
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Mavs fan since forever!
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Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on June 13, 2011, 03:49:55 AM
I'm so upset today that I can't even claim to be a Mavs fan since forever.  But getting some tats that remind Lakers fans about who swept away their 3peat dreams would definitely be sweet. 

The sad thing is that I was inspired to get back into better shape because of how well Lebron was playing.  It made me missed the days when I made my high flying moves and people commented that I was Lebronesque.  So I decided to really try to improve my vertical leap so that I can finally dunk in a game.  Just last week, I've finally been able get the last couple of inches to dunk a soccerball with consistency.  But now I don't even feel like playing ball for quite awhile, much less train, because it might be two years before Lebron will get another chance. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 13, 2011, 04:01:55 AM
Finally some pics. I'd prefer a face shot but I'll do with this. What's your work out schedule like
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on June 13, 2011, 04:27:29 AM
I train mostly for explosiveness and speed. 

Here's what I did yesterday:

Play ball for 30 mins.  Jobbers left because I was too dominant.  I then went to the baseball field, circled the bases 10 times at full speed, 5 clockwise, 5 counterclockwise.  (1 min rest in between)

10 chin-ups
25 push-ups
10 pull-ups

then plyometrics such as box jumps, one legged hops, step-ups, side hopping, depth jumps, etc. for one hour

After that, I went to the gym and alternated between the deep back squat and the front squat for 8 total sets.  Each set was from 4 to 6 reps.  250lb for the back and 185lb for the front.  after that, it was 3 circuits of leg curls 8x, leg extensions 8x, calf raises 8x.   Bicycle to cool down for 5 minutes and that was it.














Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on June 13, 2011, 07:48:20 AM
One day...

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I'll be able to watch you do all that shit and not break a sweat...  :lol
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Got bored at work last night.  About 4am, I clocked out for a 30 minute break and went and did a slow 1 mile jog.  Felt good.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 14, 2011, 12:42:53 PM
some more backup for cormac's eating advice: http://www.experiencelifemag.com/issues/june-2011/healthy-eating/food-crazy.php
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 14, 2011, 12:43:55 PM
i usually do a two mile jog/sprint (alternating) around part of the campus here when i get pensive and the weather allows. it usually puts me in a MUCH better frame of mind, or at least in a frame of mind where the predominant thought isn't that of murder
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Beezy on June 14, 2011, 01:29:30 PM
Finally got back in the park with my best friend for the first time after like 2-3 weeks and I end up spraining my ankle near the end of a game of 21. Jumped up to block his shot and landed wrong on my left ankle. It felt good enough to walk on after like 5-10 mins so we finished up the game and I won (only needed 3 more points).

That was like 2 hours ago. It's being a bitch now. :-\
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on June 15, 2011, 01:00:01 AM
Finally got back in the park with my best friend for the first time after like 2-3 weeks and I end up spraining my ankle near the end of a game of 21. Jumped up to block his shot and landed wrong on my left ankle. It felt good enough to walk on after like 5-10 mins so we finished up the game and I won (only needed 3 more points).

That was like 2 hours ago. It's being a bitch now. :-\

Motrin or Aleve.  Any kind of anti-inflamatory should help.

Went to the gym tonight and had a really good workout.  I started looking back at my workout logs and didn't realize how much more I'm lifting since I started creatine.  I think I'm going to like this.  Also, when I finished I had to stop by work to grab a disk from a friend and decided to park a half mile away and jog it in.  Felt really nice.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on June 15, 2011, 01:39:31 AM
at least you got your Pirates XXX back, eh
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on June 15, 2011, 02:15:53 AM
some more backup for cormac's eating advice: http://www.experiencelifemag.com/issues/june-2011/healthy-eating/food-crazy.php

Ancel Keys is pretty much the Great Satan of dietary science btw...really hard to take any study with his name on it seriously. It is deeply, deeply unfortunate for us all that he is the one who got all the big money to do all these cool studies...since he fudged/buried/denied the results shamelessly.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on June 17, 2011, 01:19:54 AM
the kettlebells showed up then...?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on June 17, 2011, 03:37:05 AM
I know, I know, fucking amazon and their 1-Click nonsense, so inconvenient and time-consuming...put your feet up and have a cuppa instead i say

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on June 17, 2011, 04:06:45 AM
your weight updates couldn't wait i see...congrats on -0.8kg. Now you can have a sixth french fry with dinner tonight!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on June 17, 2011, 04:21:59 AM
man i thought you'd be harder to troll DC
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Skidmark on June 17, 2011, 12:25:16 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/l7MHQ.jpg)

I lost some weight since gomad, I am down to 77kg from my max which was 80kg after gomad.
I am losing my appetite again, I think I will buy some milk again and some serious mass.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Rman on June 17, 2011, 04:29:33 PM
I train mostly for explosiveness and speed. 

Here's what I did yesterday:

Play ball for 30 mins.  Jobbers left because I was too dominant.  I then went to the baseball field, circled the bases 10 times at full speed, 5 clockwise, 5 counterclockwise.  (1 min rest in between)

10 chin-ups
25 push-ups
10 pull-ups

then plyometrics such as box jumps, one legged hops, step-ups, side hopping, depth jumps, etc. for one hour

After that, I went to the gym and alternated between the deep back squat and the front squat for 8 total sets.  Each set was from 4 to 6 reps.  250lb for the back and 185lb for the front.  after that, it was 3 circuits of leg curls 8x, leg extensions 8x, calf raises 8x.   Bicycle to cool down for 5 minutes and that was it.















Damn, son!  That is some major output.  You must be fueling the beast a ton to keep up with that level of output.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on June 18, 2011, 05:59:38 AM
my Saturday dinner (iPhone pic  :'() :

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2615/5844949568_c3c1b94c74.jpg)

Rare fillet, buttered asparagus w/garlic, pureed broccoli (enough butter, full cream and parmesan to choke the ghost of Julia Child).

Nothing there takes more than a minute or so of prep time, and if I wanted to eat that in a restaurant, I'd be paying upwards of $50. Cost me about $15 (steak was 50% off!), even in a country where meat prices are completely insane.

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Beezy on June 18, 2011, 01:06:48 PM
I like broccoli. Pureed broccoli sounds amazing. Share!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Nintendosbooger on June 18, 2011, 09:47:36 PM
my Saturday dinner (iPhone pic  :'() :

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2615/5844949568_c3c1b94c74.jpg)

Rare fillet, buttered asparagus w/garlic, pureed broccoli (enough butter, full cream and parmesan to choke the ghost of Julia Child).

Nothing there takes more than a minute or so of prep time, and if I wanted to eat that in a restaurant, I'd be paying upwards of $50. Cost me about $15 (steak was 50% off!), even in a country where meat prices are completely insane.



I'm not going to lie: that shit looks good right now. Do you buy your food in bulk, or grocery shop at local stores?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on June 18, 2011, 11:28:32 PM
I shop pretty much every day. It's a pain in the ass but a) food is far better fresh and b) it gets me off my ass and out of the house (my daughter needs the walks also...)

One thing I do recently though, is buy and cook veggies in bulk. It's a pain cooking spinach or broccoli each and every time you want to have some on the side, so I often buy like 6 heads of broccoli at once, steam the lot, and store them in tupperware 'til needed. Spinach is really handy to have around - you can throw it in almost any kind of stew or curry or scrambled eggs, or just have it on the side with meat. I really recommend those microwavable silicon steamers - they save so much time.

The broccoli is a piece of piss to make...just steam it in the microwave (or boil) until soft enough to mash with a fork, then mix in butter, cream, salt, pepper and parmesan to taste. Exactly the same as mashed potatoes, and it should have a similar consistency. The asparagus is also just steamed in the microwave with a little salt, then I added butter on top, and the garlic from the steak pan. It's a lot of food but it won't make you feel bloated etc...try it!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Nintendosbooger on June 18, 2011, 11:36:15 PM
I shop pretty much every day. It's a pain in the ass but a) food is far better fresh and b) it gets me off my ass and out of the house (my daughter needs the walks also...)

One thing I do recently though, is buy and cook veggies in bulk. It's a pain cooking spinach or broccoli each and every time you want to have some on the side, so I often buy like 6 heads of broccoli at once, steam the lot, and store them in tupperware 'til needed. Spinach is really handy to have around - you can throw it in almost any kind of stew or curry or scrambled eggs, or just have it on the side with meat. I really recommend those microwavable silicon steamers - they save so much time.

The broccoli is a piece of piss to make...just steam it in the microwave (or boil) until soft enough to mash with a fork, then mix in butter, cream, salt, pepper and parmesan to taste. Exactly the same as mashed potatoes, and it should have a similar consistency. The asparagus is also just steamed in the microwave with a little salt, then I added butter on top, and the garlic from the steak pan. It's a lot of food but it won't make you feel bloated etc...try it!

Where you learn to do all this shit? I have a rice cooker, a Foreman-esque grill, and a Crockpot. Is there a man-cave cookbook out there for someone like me?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on June 18, 2011, 11:56:34 PM
A friend taught me a lot of the basics, then I just started buying cookbooks. After a while, you don't need the books much. The above is very basic cooking.

If you want to take a shortcut, just look up the dish you plan on cooking on youtube. We really should make a separate healthy eating thread, I guess...bit too much like hard work though.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on June 19, 2011, 01:05:51 PM
I shop pretty much every day. It's a pain in the ass but a) food is far better fresh and b) it gets me off my ass and out of the house (my daughter needs the walks also...)

One thing I do recently though, is buy and cook veggies in bulk. It's a pain cooking spinach or broccoli each and every time you want to have some on the side, so I often buy like 6 heads of broccoli at once, steam the lot, and store them in tupperware 'til needed. Spinach is really handy to have around - you can throw it in almost any kind of stew or curry or scrambled eggs, or just have it on the side with meat. I really recommend those microwavable silicon steamers - they save so much time.

The broccoli is a piece of piss to make...just steam it in the microwave (or boil) until soft enough to mash with a fork, then mix in butter, cream, salt, pepper and parmesan to taste. Exactly the same as mashed potatoes, and it should have a similar consistency. The asparagus is also just steamed in the microwave with a little salt, then I added butter on top, and the garlic from the steak pan. It's a lot of food but it won't make you feel bloated etc...try it!

The broccoli is a great idea.  I never thought about mashing it up before!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 20, 2011, 12:38:26 AM
11 mile run this morning. Half marathon is next Saturday. My right knee is totally fucked up and hurts like a son of a bitch. This will not end well.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on June 20, 2011, 12:46:04 AM
well, that's 2/2 on EB's runners fucking up their knees
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 20, 2011, 12:48:07 AM
I went on an 8 mile hike last weekend, and I think it got fucked up on the way down. I'm still able to run and I'm not worried about finishing the half marathon, but it hurts and slows me down some.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on June 20, 2011, 01:54:27 AM
I went on an 8 mile hike last weekend, and I think it got fucked up on the way down. I'm still able to run and I'm not worried about finishing the half marathon, but it hurts and slows me down some.

was sympathetic for about a picosecond then remembered you're on holiday 'til September
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on June 20, 2011, 07:49:51 AM
Tonight's fitness regime...call me lazy if you will but I prefer this to jogging and futsal....  :)

(http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5032/5852139053_3effee3dee_z.jpg)

The chicken was probably excessive but I had some leftover that I wanted to get rid of. The steak was done Billy Rygar-style of course (broiled in the oven on low heat first, then seared). The salad is just some baby leaf stuff bought in a bag from the supermarket, with some tomatoes on top (marinated in olive oil, garlic, balsamico, salt and pepper). The chicken was also store bought...always have a few precooked chicken breasts in the fridge for slicing into salads or just eating cold. Anyone can do this kind of food...the only thing that even takes practice is timing the steak. Even that is hard to really fuck up unless you burn it black.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on June 20, 2011, 07:55:32 AM
:drool

Oh man that steak looks good...
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on June 20, 2011, 08:10:52 AM
it was!

I ordered some creatine today btw. It doesn't sound particularly necessary for me but there doesn't appear to be any downside....
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Mupepe on June 20, 2011, 09:44:41 AM
which creatine?  monohydrate? 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on June 20, 2011, 09:58:38 AM
yes - Robb Wolf and Greg Everett mentioned it on their podcast
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Mupepe on June 20, 2011, 10:00:34 AM
oh ok.  Yeah, no downsides except some water retention and a splitting headache if you don't drink enough water. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on June 20, 2011, 11:25:19 AM
Started running two weeks ago in my vibrams and pushed myself a little too much. I believe I may have either sprained my ankle or did something to where my smaller toes meet my foot (the left foot). Couldn't walk on it a few days ago, feels better today. I think I'll take it slow when its near 100%.

I also cut my carb intake. Not completely but more than half. Don't feel like a bloated mess after I eat now.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on June 20, 2011, 12:29:20 PM
oh ok.  Yeah, no downsides except some water retention and a splitting headache if you don't drink enough water. 

I had noticed some headaches in the past few weeks, but I didn't know it could have been from the creatine.  My first six weeks cycle is up on Thursday.  I've really loved it so far.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Oblivion on June 21, 2011, 05:38:52 AM
Ugh.  Barely passed the run today during the Army Physical Fitness Test.  I guess I can't smoke and run fast through sheer willpower after all.  :(

I still managed a 261, which isn't terrible.  I did 75 pushups, 85 situps, and ran the 2 mile in 16:26.  If you're curious about the test here are the details:

http://usmilitary.about.com/od/army/a/afpt.htm



The fuck? I can't be reading that right. As a 26 year old, in order to pass with the minimal amount of pushups I only need to be able to do 40? I can do friggen 60 without much trouble. And this shit is for the U.S. of Amurrica military?

Historically low standards ftl.

:usacry :piss2
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on June 21, 2011, 08:40:05 AM
Just heard from Willco, btw - he's now down 115lbs after 2yrs. Make fun of him for being a disgusting fattie if you like but that's one hell of a sustained effort :bow
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on June 21, 2011, 08:43:13 AM
From Jonah Hill to Andy Milonakis back to Jonah Hill and now Seth Rogan :bow2
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on June 21, 2011, 08:45:46 AM
He's obviously just too fucking handsome now for the likes of us :'(
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on June 21, 2011, 12:43:33 PM
Just heard from Willco, btw - he's now down 115lbs after 2yrs. Make fun of him for being a disgusting fattie if you like but that's one hell of a sustained effort :bow

Good job but sounds like he'll still be wearing a swimming shirt for the foreseeable future. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Beezy on June 21, 2011, 03:09:23 PM
If one only passes with a 180 (minimum score) you are basically considered dirt, especially in a combat MOS.  For perspective,  Army Rangers at Ranger Battalion are scoring 275+ consistently. 
:fbm
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on June 21, 2011, 06:05:04 PM
So the last two times I've been at the gym (Saturday and Monday), I've had a problem pop up when I do my squats.

I think it started Saturday during those squats.  I must have had my feet planted wrong or my spine was poorly aligned.  Either way, any time I do squats with weights I get a sharp, headache-like pain in the back of my neck into my head.  I think it's possible that I've strained a muscle, but either way it hurts like a bitch and I couldn't even finish my strength training yesterday for the headache.

I took 800mg of Motrin to ease the pain, which seems to help it for a few hours, but now the pain is coming back.  I woke up this morning with the same headache.

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Mupepe on June 21, 2011, 06:57:10 PM
Sounds like you're either trying to look up or down too much when you squat.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on June 21, 2011, 07:40:57 PM
Could well be. It's tricky to fix this without outside help. I had to take a picture of my workout buddy squatting to prove to him that he was straining desperately to look up during the squat, he thought his neck was neutral the whole time. Looking in the mirror obviously doesn't help.

In the short term you could try switching from low bar to high bar (or vice versa...) so you're not putting pressure on the same area.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: lennedsay on June 21, 2011, 10:13:01 PM
Just heard from Willco, btw - he's now down 115lbs after 2yrs. Make fun of him for being a disgusting fattie if you like but that's one hell of a sustained effort :bow

Good job but sounds like he'll still be wearing a swimming shirt for the foreseeable future. 

:lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: cool breeze on June 21, 2011, 10:54:39 PM
Just heard from Willco, btw - he's now down 115lbs after 2yrs. Make fun of him for being a disgusting fattie if you like but that's one hell of a sustained effort :bow

Wilco now + Brandnew - a dog = Wilco from 2 years ago

math finally comes in handy
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on June 22, 2011, 03:45:00 AM
I train mostly for explosiveness and speed. 

Here's what I did yesterday:

Play ball for 30 mins.  Jobbers left because I was too dominant.  I then went to the baseball field, circled the bases 10 times at full speed, 5 clockwise, 5 counterclockwise.  (1 min rest in between)

10 chin-ups
25 push-ups
10 pull-ups

then plyometrics such as box jumps, one legged hops, step-ups, side hopping, depth jumps, etc. for one hour

After that, I went to the gym and alternated between the deep back squat and the front squat for 8 total sets.  Each set was from 4 to 6 reps.  250lb for the back and 185lb for the front.  after that, it was 3 circuits of leg curls 8x, leg extensions 8x, calf raises 20x.   Bicycle to cool down for 5 minutes and that was it.

Damn, son!  That is some major output.  You must be fueling the beast a ton to keep up with that level of output.

I kinda went overboard with that one.  I've always thought that CNS fatigue is an overrated concern for wimps but I finally found out what it meant.  After that workout, I could barely sleep for the next two days.  My spine and deep muscles were sore and the sacrum felt like it had been bruised even though it wasn't.  I'm sure that what Da Bizness did for his test was more grueling when it happened since I took 2-3 min breaks between sets but I bet mine hurts a lot more in the hours that followed. 

It's all good though.  Workouts like this have sent my metabolic rate into hyperdrive.  I can't eat like how Cormac tells me to eat because I'd lose 5 lbs in 2 days and not have enough energy for my workouts.  I still have followed his advice in cutting down on the processed carbs most of the time but I go nuts once or twice during the weekends.  It's because 1) I love to eat 2) I want to get enough energy for the beginning of the week when I usually have my highest intensity workouts.  For example, last Sunday, I had a relatively Paleo breakfast with 4 eggs, 5 bacons, and half a polish sausage but for the rest of the day, Paleo went out the window.  For lunch, I had a monstrous pizza, buffalo wings and beef ribs.  For desert, I ate half a gallon of Ice Cream.  Then dinner, I went to a BBQ restaurant with my family and ate by myself a whole 1/3 lb cheeseburger, 14oz rib eye steak, two baby back ribs and a bunch of sides like sweet potatoe fries, regular fries and mac & cheese.  To top it off, I shared a cookie ice cream sundae.  That should have been it but I had to send my uncle to to the airport at night.  I noticed that they had open a new Pink's (famous LA hotdog joint) and couldn't resist getting a foot long hot dog with cheese, bacon, pastrami and an order of chilli's fries for my late night snack.  Total calories that day had to be at least 10,000 but they were all burned off by the end of the next workout.

Seriously, for biggies like Mupepe and andrwfields, driving up their metabolic rates might be even more important than eating right.  I've gained 5 to 7 lbs of weight in the last two weeks even though my waist has gotten smaller by another inch.  If you're trying to get into shape fast, bodybuilding or powerlifting workouts just aren't intensive enough to deliver.  Crossfit is also more for maintenance than quick improvements in performance.  Personally, I feel like the whole bulking/cutting crap is highly overrated for people who don't plan to live like bodybuilders for the rest of their lives.  Old school sprinters and basketball players still had magnificient bodies even tough they never went through such cycles.  The improvements in their body shapes correlated directly with improvements in their athletic performances.  Training like those explosive athletes would generate the fastest and most dramatic results.  Every fitness expert knows that it's much harder to improve speed and leaping abilities than any other aspect of athletic performance.  If you can improve your vertical by 10", that would be several times more impressive than improving a bench press by 100lbs. 

TLDR version: train like sprinters or athletes in explosive sports if you want to get a great body fast.  Athletic performance = positive aesthetic results
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on June 22, 2011, 03:49:24 AM
[youtube=560,345]bpDx_n1WVWc[/youtube]

This guy is a beast if he's not lying about how heavy the medicine ball is.  I bought a 12 lb ball after watching this video and couldn't even come close to what he does.  I can almost dunk and military bench at least 150, yet I can't come closer than 6 inches away from the rim on my layups.  A 6'5 guy at the gym, who's built like a nba player, gave it a try and couldn't even put the ball above the rim with one hand. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on June 22, 2011, 03:49:51 AM
Having a superfast metabolism is NOT the endgame, dude. Your body is literally aging that much faster.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on June 22, 2011, 04:03:12 AM
Most retired NBA players look pretty damn good though.

A superfast metabolism isn't what I'm going for, it's just a side result.  All I care about at this point is improving my functional athletic performance.  Also, there might be another positive side effect from my high intensity workouts.  I hadn't bench press in two months but decided to do so once a week just so that I can improve my neural ability to handle heavy loads.  I noticed that after just two sessions, my chest got noticeably bigger and had grown significantly faster than in the past.  I'm guessing that it's due to increased GH and testosterone production. 

I should also probably warn that plyometrics should be started very carefully since they are probably even more damaging to joints than long endurance runs. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on June 22, 2011, 04:05:45 AM
Cormac,  what do you think about the medicine ball jumping exercises?  I've also read somewhere that jumping with weights doesn't do much for vertical leap. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on June 22, 2011, 04:09:06 AM
They're elite athletes blessed with amazing genes. We're not. Even then, you get bizarrely early deaths all over the place. If Michael Phelps lives to be 80, I will be shocked. The oxidative damage he's doing to his organs is off the charts.

Like many things fitness and health-related, there is a curve. At the far end you can get great performance (and looks) but diminished long-term health. I think Crossfit errs on the side of 'performance uber alles'. If you're not actually in competition for anything (and prepared to pay the price), it's really hard to recommend 3 hr workouts to anyone. By all means go for it, but it isn't something I'd recommend to Andrew or Mups. Nor would I recommend attempting to artificially goose the metabolism via supplements etc either.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on June 22, 2011, 04:13:15 AM
Well, my goal isn't to win Olympic goal.  It's just to be able dunk in a game.  My level of performance is already pretty high.  On most days, I'm the best athlete on the court.  It's just that improving vertical leap is such a bitch if you're already at a decent level of 30" or above.  Every inch after that is grueling work and I just want to get there as soon as possible. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on June 22, 2011, 04:14:30 AM
Cormac,  what do you think about the medicine ball jumping exercises?  I've also read somewhere that jumping with weights doesn't do much for vertical leap. 

I may have mentioned this elsewhere, but the more I read about exercises to improve jumping, the more it seems to come down to 'have good technique' (i.e. make sure your hamstrings are active and firing at once) rather than any need for strength. You can teach technique and get improvements but there doesn't seem to be any wonder exercise out there that directly correlates to higher jumping. In theory, the heavier a weight I can power clean, the more explosive my jumping should be, right? Well, I'm damned if I noticed any improvement in my jumping when I basically doubled my power clean. Most people on the Crossfit boards etc seem to say the same.

Jumping with weights seems like it SHOULD make you jump higher, in the same way that training in water or in higher gravity would intuitively do the same...but in practice, does it? If it REALLY worked, I think I'd know about it by now.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on June 22, 2011, 04:16:11 AM
So the last two times I've been at the gym (Saturday and Monday), I've had a problem pop up when I do my squats.

I think it started Saturday during those squats.  I must have had my feet planted wrong or my spine was poorly aligned.  Either way, any time I do squats with weights I get a sharp, headache-like pain in the back of my neck into my head.  I think it's possible that I've strained a muscle, but either way it hurts like a bitch and I couldn't even finish my strength training yesterday for the headache.

I took 800mg of Motrin to ease the pain, which seems to help it for a few hours, but now the pain is coming back.  I woke up this morning with the same headache.

That's not natural.  You probably shouldn't barbell squat again until the headache goes away.


Try this and see if you feel better.

[youtube=560,345]zr4yegVq06s[/youtube]
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on June 22, 2011, 04:20:49 AM
(should add the caveat: I've never actually measured my vertical leap. It isn't very impressive, whatever it is! It's possible I did make an improvement like say 25% but that wasn't enough for me to notice)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on June 22, 2011, 04:26:35 AM
btw, there was an interesting chapter on learning to jump higher in Tim Ferriss' 4 Hr Body book. He went to the NFL combine and got some coaching on how to get the best test results. Generally, he operates off the assumption that there is one part of the body that typically holds people back, and tests methodically to find it. It often isn't what people expect either: the famous Crossfit story is of a retired Olympic skier who added pull-ups to their workout and almost immediately got faster ski times. Why? No-one really knows. The assumption is that fixing one weak point can have a far greater effect than continuing to work on your strengths. Possibly your vertical leap is a similar situation. You may be hammering your legs, but more work on the core might be what you need. Or you might need to learn to use your upper body more while jumping. Just spitballing here obviously.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on June 22, 2011, 04:27:57 AM
Cormac,  what do you think about the medicine ball jumping exercises?  I've also read somewhere that jumping with weights doesn't do much for vertical leap. 

I may have mentioned this elsewhere, but the more I read about exercises to improve jumping, the more it seems to come down to 'have good technique' (i.e. make sure your hamstrings are active and firing at once) rather than any need for strength. You can teach technique and get improvements but there doesn't seem to be any wonder exercise out there that directly correlates to higher jumping. In theory, the heavier a weight I can power clean, the more explosive my jumping should be, right? Well, I'm damned if I noticed any improvement in my jumping when I basically doubled my power clean. Most people on the Crossfit boards etc seem to say the same.

Jumping with weights seems like it SHOULD make you jump higher, in the same way that training in water or in higher gravity would intuitively do the same...but in practice, does it? If it REALLY worked, I think I'd know about it by now.

Technique definitely has a big impact but also has less room for improvement than improving power.  It's much harder to jump higher or run faster than to lift more because how fast your fibers fire affect speed/hops as much as total strength.

The current school of thought is that in terms of building strength, a combination of squats and deadlifts have the biggest impact on vertical leap.  But the correlation of squat max to vertical is kinda ridiculous.  Most people say that if you don't already have a 35 to 40 inch vertical, then you'll need to squat 3x body weight to get to that level.  Plyometrics also help, with both technique and training your neuromuscular system to react more quickly but they are also more limited by genetics.  Also, as mentioned above,  plyos is potentially more dangerous than squatting a heavy load.

(should add the caveat: I've never actually measured my vertical leap. It isn't very impressive, whatever it is! It's possible I did make an improvement like say 25% but that wasn't enough for me to notice)

Can you touch rim?  I kinda feel like any "very good" athlete 5' 6" and over should be able to at least touch rim.  I could tap rim even when I was an 230lb overweight 5'9 HS sophomore with alligator arms that give me a lower vertical reach than most 5'7 dudes.  
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on June 22, 2011, 04:32:46 AM
btw, there was an interesting chapter on learning to jump higher in Tim Ferriss' 4 Hr Body book. He went to the NFL combine and got some coaching on how to get the best test results. Generally, he operates off the assumption that there is one part of the body that typically holds people back, and tests methodically to find it. It often isn't what people expect either: the famous Crossfit story is of a retired Olympic skier who added pull-ups to their workout and almost immediately got faster ski times. Why? No-one really knows. The assumption is that fixing one weak point can have a far greater effect than continuing to work on your strengths. Possibly your vertical leap is a similar situation. You may be hammering your legs, but more work on the core might be what you need. Or you might need to learn to use your upper body more while jumping. Just spitballing here obviously.

My vertical has definitely improved, especially for average jumps.  I'm getting much quicker off the ground and the average leap is considerably higher than before.  Max jump is only about 2-3 inches more but could be even more.  I've been balling way too much to get enough R&R for an accurate measurement of my max vertical leap. 

So yeah, there's definitely been improvement.  I've just been really impatient to get the last couple of inches where I can finally dunk in a game.  Another problem is that since I can't palm a regulation ball no matter how hard I grip it, I'm gonna have to do it two-handed which means that I'd need an additional 3-4 inches compared to a one-handed dunk. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on June 22, 2011, 04:39:10 AM
I don't have access to a basketball hoop here but I doubt it! I'm 39 and I do not consider myself a very good athlete. I think you guys would be amazed at how LITTLE I workout these days. In the last week I've spent under 5 mins working out :lol And I feel better than when I was working out 4-5x a week, thanks to far better diet, sleep and lifestyle (working from home :rock)

I can squat 2x bodyweight but getting to 3x is just...why. I'd have to get so much heavier to get there.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on June 22, 2011, 07:00:09 AM
I've no doubt that your lifestyle is great for maintaining or even improving your shape slowly but like I said, I'm more concerned with improving my athletic performance right now.  I'll start following in your footsteps when my joints are too old for hurdling over a 46" obstacle and I'll have to switch over to golf and tennis. 

Ugh.  Barely passed the run today during the Army Physical Fitness Test.  I guess I can't smoke and run fast through sheer willpower after all.  :(

I still managed a 261, which isn't terrible.  I did 75 pushups, 85 situps, and ran the 2 mile in 16:26.  If you're curious about the test here are the details:

http://usmilitary.about.com/od/army/a/afpt.htm



The fuck? I can't be reading that right. As a 26 year old, in order to pass with the minimal amount of pushups I only need to be able to do 40? I can do friggen 60 without much trouble. And this shit is for the U.S. of Amurrica military?

Historically low standards ftl.

:usacry :piss2

Are you guys kidding?  The most pushups I've ever done is 45.  At 75, the whole chest and arms must be burning from all that lactic acid.  Granted I'm not an endurance type but I'm pretty sure that 75 is no walk in the park for most people. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on June 22, 2011, 08:55:55 AM
The Biz can correct me if I'm wrong but from various discussions on the Crossfit boards about how to take the AFT, I think the push-ups is your max in 2 mins or something like that, rather than the max consecutive reps you can do. 75 is still going to be way better than most people though, for sure. Also, most people cheat so much on push-ups, they probably have no idea how many they could do with a drill sergeant standing over you (or an 8th dan karate sensei, like the guy who taught me to do 'em...on my knuckles yet)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on June 22, 2011, 09:13:13 AM
I should throw this out there that I haven't been using a bar to do my squats.  I've been using dumbells for a while now.  I think Cormac is probably still right about me looking up or down too much.

I did the same number of reps today but with half the weight.  It seemed to help out a bit.  I was going to try and do more reps, but I could feel the tension starting to build on that muscle and I wanted to play it safe.

[Addendum] It is my right side trapezius.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on June 22, 2011, 04:53:47 PM
http://www.t-nation.com/free_online_article/most_recent/6_weeks_to_superhero_how_i_build_muscle_and_strip_off_fat_fast

I got destroyed by the superhero routine above this morning.  I did the combination of overhead press and squat complexes.  I went through 4 cycles of each but couldn't even come close to finishing my reps on the fourth cycle of both.  Also, it was probably a dumb idea to play full court ball for an hour before going through that workout.  Anyone else wanna give it a try?  It'd be interesting to see if the program can really deliver on its promises after six weeks. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: CajoleJuice on June 22, 2011, 04:57:11 PM
Are you doing anything other than working out and playing basketball this summer?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Mupepe on June 22, 2011, 05:25:59 PM
he's fuckin bitches too
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on June 22, 2011, 07:49:30 PM
http://www.t-nation.com/free_online_article/most_recent/6_weeks_to_superhero_how_i_build_muscle_and_strip_off_fat_fast

I got destroyed by the superhero routine above this morning.  I did the combination of overhead press and squat complexes.  I went through 4 cycles of each but couldn't even come close to finishing my reps on the fourth cycle of both.  Also, it was probably a dumb idea to play full court ball for an hour before going through that workout.  Anyone else wanna give it a try?  It'd be interesting to see if the program can really deliver on its promises after six weeks. 

Amazing how often these people who have implemented their programs on hundreds of clients and had amazing success stories up the ass never manage to actually fucking document it...How hard would it be to put some fattie through the process for 6 weeks and stick up a before and after video?

It looks like a great program though, lots of good stuff, no obvious bullshit from skimming through...
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on June 22, 2011, 11:51:30 PM
http://www.t-nation.com/free_online_article/most_recent/6_weeks_to_superhero_how_i_build_muscle_and_strip_off_fat_fast

I got destroyed by the superhero routine above this morning.  I did the combination of overhead press and squat complexes.  I went through 4 cycles of each but couldn't even come close to finishing my reps on the fourth cycle of both.  Also, it was probably a dumb idea to play full court ball for an hour before going through that workout.  Anyone else wanna give it a try?  It'd be interesting to see if the program can really deliver on its promises after six weeks. 

The name reminded me of this:

http://artofmanliness.com/2011/05/27/the-hero-training-workouts-putting-it-all-together/ (http://artofmanliness.com/2011/05/27/the-hero-training-workouts-putting-it-all-together/)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on June 23, 2011, 02:38:02 AM
Are you doing anything other than working out and playing basketball this summer?

Not much.  The high intensity workouts make me exhausted.  Unless my CNS is completely messed up like in my last session, I'm sleepy almost immediately after my post-workout meal.  That's the main reason why I haven't been posting as much lately.

I've become what I used to hate: a gym rat.  :fbm

How about you?  Are you really to show your Puerto Rippedcan bod?

he's fuckin bitches too

I'm usually too tired to be horny.  I don't get excited unless it's a major IR debut of a long time dodger. 

Funny thing is that my basketball game isn't the only game that's been improved by my workouts.  This girl who flaked on me a few months ago, has suddenly dressed nicer around me all the time and last week she asked me out for dinner.  She even said that she'd like it to be somewhere special in Santa Monica.  I told her there's too much traffic that way on the weekeneds and I'll call her some other time.   :kylielaff

Another casual blonde friend has also been superfriendly lately.  We used to just say hi but she's been intiating physical contact the last few weeks and tonight she asked if I wanted to go for a drink.  I told her I was too tired from my earlier workouts and that I don't drink alcohol anyway. 

The truth is just that dunking like Derrick Rose is more important to me right now than getting laid like Wilt Chamberlain.  Only opening I want to stuff right now is a 10 ft iron hole. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on June 23, 2011, 02:48:13 AM
Quote
My vertical has definitely improved, especially for average jumps.

there's a fair amount of training stuff out there for short footballers to increase their vertical jump, let me see if i can find it.

If i recall correctly one major exercise was dropping off a box then jumping. It's fairly important for a short footballer to have a good jump if you are playing in any defensive slot.

I do remember reading some long article on Duncan "Drunk-an" Ferguson's training - will find.

I would love to see those programs if you could find them.  I've always been impressed by how high footballers can jump even when their arm swings are limited by the fear of handball violations. 

The exercise you mentioned is probably a depth jump, which as usual, was created by the crazy Russians.  It's been a core plyometric exercise that has been extremely popular with volleyball and basketball players. 


http://www.t-nation.com/free_online_article/most_recent/6_weeks_to_superhero_how_i_build_muscle_and_strip_off_fat_fast

I got destroyed by the superhero routine above this morning.  I did the combination of overhead press and squat complexes.  I went through 4 cycles of each but couldn't even come close to finishing my reps on the fourth cycle of both.  Also, it was probably a dumb idea to play full court ball for an hour before going through that workout.  Anyone else wanna give it a try?  It'd be interesting to see if the program can really deliver on its promises after six weeks. 

Amazing how often these people who have implemented their programs on hundreds of clients and had amazing success stories up the ass never manage to actually fucking document it...How hard would it be to put some fattie through the process for 6 weeks and stick up a before and after video?

It looks like a great program though, lots of good stuff, no obvious bullshit from skimming through...

ha ha, good point.  The kid in his videos already looks like Colossus.  It would have been more impressive if there were evidence that he was just a scrawny kid before starting the program. 

Btw, why are there no B-ball courts around your home?  Didn't the manga Slam Dunk make basketballl extremely popular in Japan? 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: CajoleJuice on June 23, 2011, 03:01:26 AM
Are you doing anything other than working out and playing basketball this summer?

Not much.  The high intensity workouts make me exhausted.  Unless my CNS is completely messed up like in my last session, I'm sleepy almost immediately after my post-workout meal.  That's the main reason why I haven't been posting as much lately.

I've become what I used to hate: a gym rat.  :fbm

How about you?  Are you really to show your Puerto Rippedcan bod?

I've gotten soft lately, probably because I've already graduated to middle age by playing way too much golf. But I recently broke 90, so it's been worth it. Meanwhile, the friend I usually play with hasn't gotten any better this year and he definitely wants to murder me.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on June 23, 2011, 03:06:55 AM
basketball is not popular here, no. There is a premium on space generally and baseball and soccer pitches take up most of it. In fact, most people can't really play sports once they graduate 'cause they don't really exist. I live nearby a sports ground that has a track, pull-up bars and a soccer pitch and I count myself fairly lucky.

The depth jump is fairly common plyometrics but you don't need anything special to do them - Dirk does them from a standing start, I learned during the Finals. You just need to commit to landing in a deep squat, which the added height helps you do.

This quest for the in-game dunk is quite exciting. Hope you have someone around to shoot video when all this pent-up rimlust is finally unleashed.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on June 23, 2011, 03:57:01 AM
The courts!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Mupepe on June 23, 2011, 09:22:17 AM

he's fuckin bitches too

I'm usually too tired to be horny.  I don't get excited unless it's a major IR debut of a long time dodger. 

Funny thing is that my basketball game isn't the only game that's been improved by my workouts.  This girl who flaked on me a few months ago, has suddenly dressed nicer around me all the time and last week she asked me out for dinner.  She even said that she'd like it to be somewhere special in Santa Monica.  I told her there's too much traffic that way on the weekeneds and I'll call her some other time.   :kylielaff

Another casual blonde friend has also been superfriendly lately.  We used to just say hi but she's been intiating physical contact the last few weeks and tonight she asked if I wanted to go for a drink.  I told her I was too tired from my earlier workouts and that I don't drink alcohol anyway. 

The truth is just that dunking like Derrick Rose is more important to me right now than getting laid like Wilt Chamberlain.  Only opening I want to stuff right now is a 10 ft iron hole. 
:lol :lol Understandable.  That's one of the things I don't miss about HIIT though.  My sex drive plummeted when I was running.  LISS and weightlifting make it skyrocket though.  For some reason though the heavy bag and speed bag don't impact me the way running did.  But I guess because the intervals are a bit longer and not quite as intense.  Imagine how that girl is going to feel when she sees you dunk in the game!  She'll get so wet that court will become a slip n slide contest.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: duckman2000 on June 23, 2011, 05:22:53 PM
Got a wicked bike, and discovered some brutal hill climb areas around here. The downhill insanity make for nice rewards for the ridiculous climbs. Now I just need to get at the weights before I become one of those spindly bike types with balloon thighs and calves. Sandbags are great, but I miss the clear sense of direction with the numbered weights.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: lennedsay on June 23, 2011, 10:32:03 PM
I lost 10 lbs!

Ate a huge bowl of delicious chocolate pudding after dinner, so we'll just go ahead and call it 5 lbs.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on June 24, 2011, 05:26:20 AM
I lost 10 lbs!

Ate a huge bowl of delicious chocolate pudding after dinner, so we'll just go ahead and call it 5 lbs.

 :lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on June 24, 2011, 07:58:18 AM
Ran sprints in an interesting way today.  Played a game called Pacman: two teams assemble in a line on opposite corners of a square and run around it in a relay with the goal of catching up to the opposite team, ending the game.  I doubt any of you will ever get enough people to agree to this, but it was a fun way to do something not so fun.

That actually does sound fun. 

Went to the gym this morning for my normal workout.  I'm starting to slowly increase the weight I use with my squats back to where I had it before I pulled that muscle in my neck.  I put a lot of focus into keeping my neck neutral during the exercise. 

This was also my first workout without creatine.  I'm in the washout stage for the next month and then I'm going to go back to it.  It's odd at how much of a difference there is between a workout with and without it.  And the crazy thing was that I was only ever taking 5g of the monohydrate on the days I worked out.  I never did a loading phase or anything.  I think I might actually do a proper loading phase and daily supplementation this next round though, just to see what the difference is.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on June 24, 2011, 08:33:57 AM
For the past few months, any time I go to the gym I do the same series of compound exercises.  Sometimes I change it up, but it's usually bench presses, lateral pulls and rows, shoulder presses, planks, and squats.  I go every two to three days.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Mupepe on June 24, 2011, 09:45:03 AM
no loading phase senor.  it's a waste of money. You'll reach saturation faster, but only by a couple of days and it won't make a difference in the long run.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Pringo on June 24, 2011, 06:13:46 PM
I’ve started going to the gym recently for the first time in a long while in an effort to actually get in shape this summer and I’d appreciate any help to improve what I’m doing. Typically my workouts will either be lifting weights focused on either upper body or lower body with ten to thirty minutes of cardio added in. Usually I’m going to the gym now anywhere from one to five days a week. My main goals right now are to get rid of my gut that’s been slowly growing larger year by year and to hopefully put on a bit of muscle.

Questions:

Is there any specific diet stuff I absolutely should be taking into account? I haven’t made any large diet changes aside from generally trying to eat healthier and avoid fast foods and stuff like that. Also how important are supplements (including stuff like certain vitamins/minerals or protein powder, etc.)?

What kind of results are realistic to expect after a few weeks/months of going to the gym after a long period of little to no exercise? I had a similar routine a couple of years ago and I did start to see a bit more muscle definition in myself but really no huge changes. I’d like to do better this time so I’m looking at seeing what exactly I can start doing better.

Any other obvious issues with my workout plan or tips or anything? I figure if I’m going to do this I may as well try to do it efficiently.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on June 24, 2011, 11:52:58 PM
If you post in this thread and don't switch to a strictly Paleo diet, prepare to be bullied.

Only by Cormac!   :lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Oblivion on June 25, 2011, 06:16:55 AM
Are you guys kidding?  The most pushups I've ever done is 45.  At 75, the whole chest and arms must be burning from all that lactic acid.  Granted I'm not an endurance type but I'm pretty sure that 75 is no walk in the park for most people. 

I dunno, I'm the least athletic, non-morbidly obese person I know, and doing 50+ is a relative cakewalk. (goal is trying to get to 100)

Maybe it's easy for me cause I'm really, really skinny?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on June 25, 2011, 06:19:29 AM
Fun workout today with a friend at a sports ground near where I live - pull-ups, bear crawls and kettlebells. Did a little sprinting as well. Brought my workout time for this week up to a whopping 19 mins (over 2 sessions, today and yesterday).
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on June 25, 2011, 06:21:14 AM
Are you guys kidding?  The most pushups I've ever done is 45.  At 75, the whole chest and arms must be burning from all that lactic acid.  Granted I'm not an endurance type but I'm pretty sure that 75 is no walk in the park for most people. 

I dunno, I'm the least athletic, non-morbidly obese person I know, and doing 50+ is a relative cakewalk. (goal is trying to get to 100)

Maybe it's easy for me cause I'm really, really skinny?

I saw a guy today doing 'push-ups'. He had his feet up on a concrete block and was dipping his arms maybe 2-3 inches on each 'rep'. His midsection was bowing back and forth like he was trying to fuck the ground. It was completely :lol but I have no doubt he told his buddies he did a gazillion push-ups today. Not saying YOU aren't doing them right, but seriously, standards differ wildly...
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Oblivion on June 25, 2011, 07:19:56 AM
Are you guys kidding?  The most pushups I've ever done is 45.  At 75, the whole chest and arms must be burning from all that lactic acid.  Granted I'm not an endurance type but I'm pretty sure that 75 is no walk in the park for most people. 

I dunno, I'm the least athletic, non-morbidly obese person I know, and doing 50+ is a relative cakewalk. (goal is trying to get to 100)

Maybe it's easy for me cause I'm really, really skinny?

I saw a guy today doing 'push-ups'. He had his feet up on a concrete block and was dipping his arms maybe 2-3 inches on each 'rep'. His midsection was bowing back and forth like he was trying to fuck the ground. It was completely :lol but I have no doubt he told his buddies he did a gazillion push-ups today. Not saying YOU aren't doing them right, but seriously, standards differ wildly...

My ex-roommate was a sergeant in the military and when we worked out, he didn't seem to think I was doing it wrong.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Beezy on June 25, 2011, 11:53:58 AM
I saw a guy today doing 'push-ups'. He had his feet up on a concrete block and was dipping his arms maybe 2-3 inches on each 'rep'. His midsection was bowing back and forth like he was trying to fuck the ground. It was completely :lol but I have no doubt he told his buddies he did a gazillion push-ups today. Not saying YOU aren't doing them right, but seriously, standards differ wildly...
I hate seeing this so much. How hard can it be to do a pushup? I had to correct my cousin a few weeks ago because he was doing basically the same thing.

I guess I should thank my brother for showing me how to do pushups when I was a little kid.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on June 25, 2011, 01:25:18 PM
Fun workout today with a friend at a sports ground near where I live - pull-ups, bear crawls and kettlebells. Did a little sprinting as well. Brought my workout time for this week up to a whopping 19 mins (over 2 sessions, today and yesterday).

I really wish I had somebody to workout with here.  Even boring ones.  I've got one friend that goes to the gym, and we've been together a couple of times.  All he wants to do is work his arms and chest and he brings along his "mistress" so it's always really awkward when we're there.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on June 25, 2011, 03:58:27 PM
It's great for me in Tokyo, DCharlie and ch1nchilla and jonnyram are over at my place working out all the time. Afterward we shave and blow each other too, which is a plus.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on June 25, 2011, 06:01:49 PM
It's great for me in Tokyo, DCharlie and ch1nchilla and jonnyram are over at my place working out all the time. Afterward we shave and blow each other too, which is a plus.

Just bought a plane ticket to Tokyo.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on June 26, 2011, 02:44:30 AM
http://everydaypaleo.com/2011/06/22/attention-scale-addicts-part-2/

On the meaninglessness of scale weights
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on June 26, 2011, 09:26:24 AM
It's maybe a bit early to say 'Well, that wraps it up for Type II Diabetes!' but it is VERY intriguing and without doubt a story to watch. Even if debunked, it at least shows that the research is moving in an interesting direction (treating with diet rather than try to modify hormone levels by supplementation). Even better, anyone who wants to can try it for themselves. Know someone with diabetes? Know what a carrot looks like? Know how to mix a protein shake? That's literally all you need in order to try something that at least for some people, seemingly cured them of one of the nastiest diseases out there (premature death is pretty much guaranteed, insulin comas are possible at any time, blindness and amputation of major limbs is common...).

http://www.popsci.com/science/article/2011-06/ultra-low-calorie-low-carb-diet-sufficient-reverse-type-2-diabetes-study-finds?utm_medium=referral&utm_source=pulsenews

As Jarosh was saying on Twitter, it would have been nice if they had done this with meat and fat instead. If this worked, I'm pretty sure meat and fat would have done the trick as well. I would assume it scales to a degree as well. I'm betting that the most efficacious treatment would turn out to be a ketogenic rapid fat-loss style diet like Lyle McDonald uses.

http://www.bodyrecomposition.com/the-ketogenic-diet

And it would be highly surprising to me if some resistance training didn't speed things along.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 26, 2011, 12:44:38 PM
I ran the Seattle Rock and Roll 1/2 marathon yesterday morning with a fucked up knee. Finished 1 minute faster than last year...

Hopefully next year my knee is fine, I'd love to see how much better I can do at full health.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Herr Mafflard on June 26, 2011, 04:30:57 PM
Quote
It's maybe a bit early to say 'Well, that wraps it up for Type II Diabetes!' but it is VERY intriguing and without doubt a story to watch. Even if debunked, it at least shows that the research is moving in an interesting direction (treating with diet rather than try to modify hormone levels by supplementation). Even better, anyone who wants to can try it for themselves. Know someone with diabetes? Know what a carrot looks like? Know how to mix a protein shake? That's literally all you need in order to try something that at least for some people, seemingly cured them of one of the nastiest diseases out there (premature death is pretty much guaranteed, insulin comas are possible at any time, blindness and amputation of major limbs is common...).

http://www.popsci.com/science/article/2011-06/ultra-low-calorie-low-carb-diet-sufficient-reverse-type-2-diabetes-study-finds?utm_medium=referral&utm_source=pulsenews

Thanks for that. My dad suffers from diabetes. I'll be sure to relay him this information.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 26, 2011, 09:20:06 PM
It's maybe a bit early to say 'Well, that wraps it up for Type II Diabetes!' but it is VERY intriguing and without doubt a story to watch. Even if debunked, it at least shows that the research is moving in an interesting direction (treating with diet rather than try to modify hormone levels by supplementation). Even better, anyone who wants to can try it for themselves. Know someone with diabetes? Know what a carrot looks like? Know how to mix a protein shake? That's literally all you need in order to try something that at least for some people, seemingly cured them of one of the nastiest diseases out there (premature death is pretty much guaranteed, insulin comas are possible at any time, blindness and amputation of major limbs is common...).

http://www.popsci.com/science/article/2011-06/ultra-low-calorie-low-carb-diet-sufficient-reverse-type-2-diabetes-study-finds?utm_medium=referral&utm_source=pulsenews

As Jarosh was saying on Twitter, it would have been nice if they had done this with meat and fat instead. If this worked, I'm pretty sure meat and fat would have done the trick as well. I would assume it scales to a degree as well. I'm betting that the most efficacious treatment would turn out to be a ketogenic rapid fat-loss style diet like Lyle McDonald uses.

http://www.bodyrecomposition.com/the-ketogenic-diet

And it would be highly surprising to me if some resistance training didn't speed things along.

book: ordered
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on June 26, 2011, 11:01:05 PM
Is there any way to train muscles to be smaller? 

I feel like I'd be faster if I lose some weight in my elephant legs (I blame them on swimming  :-\) and then retrain them to have better strength to weight ratios. 

That's an official sized football to give some idea of how big my legs are. 

(http://img839.imageshack.us/img839/4926/legsq.jpg)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on June 26, 2011, 11:02:31 PM
and the Humblebrag of the Day is brought to you by Smooth Groove
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on June 26, 2011, 11:05:22 PM
WTF, seriously, I don't like the way they look.  What NBA superstar has legs like those?  MJ/VC/Lebron is the type of body I want.  Too bad I ain't black. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on June 26, 2011, 11:12:05 PM
you should switch to rugby

I have no idea how you would lose muscle there specifically, without getting totally detrained and starving yourself. I have a big neck and shoulders and skinny legs...no matter how much weight I lose the neck stays big. I can GAIN weight on the legs but I think i'd have to basically starve myself to lose the neck.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on June 26, 2011, 11:16:54 PM
I don't know about rugby but I've always been told I look more like a football running back than a basketball player, especially for my height.   :fbm

It's probably why most people assume that I'm not much of a leaper until they see me play. 

Having a big neck is pretty awesome because it's so hard to train.  Someone specifically asked UFC figher Matt Hughes how he has such a big neck.  He said he was just born with it and that he wouldn't recommend training specifically to gain a big neck because it's dangerous. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on June 26, 2011, 11:34:16 PM
Train like this dude?  He's easily the most athletic fat guy I've ever seen.

[youtube=560,345]5lpWwbqd0vU[/youtube]
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: BamYouHaveAids on June 26, 2011, 11:34:24 PM
Anyway to stay at my level of fitness but have my abs less pronounced?  People are staring at the pool and it's making me uncomfortable. 
Got a similar problem, anyway to take a few inches of my dick, length and circumference? The amount of gratuitous pleasure it brings the dozens of women I sleep with is making me feel insecure and as if my other traits aren't of similar value.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on June 26, 2011, 11:40:05 PM
LOL  A friend in college actually complained about her BF's BBC being too big and she hated sex because he was always hitting bottom. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on June 26, 2011, 11:47:35 PM
I've seen people do ridiculous things to train for bigger necks...I've always been ???

For rugby, it is important in the scrum (where you have your head stuck between the heads or arses of other strapping lads, so gay), and for boxers, it helps take a punch. Other than that, I really have no idea what it's good for.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on June 26, 2011, 11:48:04 PM
Anyway to stay at my level of fitness but have my abs less pronounced?  People are staring at the pool and it's making me uncomfortable. 

:lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on June 26, 2011, 11:49:10 PM
Cormac, is it possible to get to that chubby guy's level within 3 years?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on June 27, 2011, 12:00:06 AM
ask him, not me!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on June 27, 2011, 12:02:20 AM
Almost everything he shows for an exercise is near his max but I doubt that's how he trains. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on June 27, 2011, 12:07:47 AM
Almost all strongmen are chubby, you know...it's very tough for them to be ripped and maintain that level of raw strength. They eat like crazy and do very little or no conditioning.
The only exception I know of is a guy called Rob Orlando who took up Crossfit in a big way and slimmed down. His max strength is still awesomely high but his conditioning is also top notch. I don't think he still competes much in strongman events though.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: BamYouHaveAids on June 27, 2011, 12:18:07 AM
I just recently managed to squat 4 wheels raw at the end of my set raw, nothing crazy but it definitely feels like a milestone every time you can add another 45, I also ran 5 miles the other day which is 2x further than I've ever ran in my life.

I need to stay consistent though I've only been to the gym a handful of times in the last month. Trying to burn as much as fat as possible before the fourth.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on June 27, 2011, 12:19:57 AM
4 wheels, nice! I stopped 5kg short of that, not sure I'd ever get there.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on June 27, 2011, 12:22:46 AM
XFE, what are you doing with the kettlebells?  Don't feel too bad about your small wrists because they are actually desired by many bodybuilders.  Supposedly, small wrists make your arm muscles look bigger once they are more developed. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on June 27, 2011, 12:24:06 AM
4 wheels, nice! I stopped 5kg short of that, not sure I'd ever get there.

What is 4 wheels?  Also, what's a "raw" squat?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: BamYouHaveAids on June 27, 2011, 12:32:49 AM
A wheel is a 45 pound plate so that means 4 a side or 405 pounds, raw means no assistance (belts, kneewraps etc).
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 27, 2011, 12:35:32 AM
I'm now up to 155 lbs after a month or so of trying to keep on that gomad plan skidmark did.  It's more like...hagomad for me, honestly, but it's working.

edit: oh and I bought new pants yesterday and my waist has gone up to 32.  I don't know if that's  :fbm or :usavich
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on June 27, 2011, 12:35:48 AM
I knew my math was wrong...I was thinking 3 wheels :lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on June 27, 2011, 12:39:21 AM
405 squat is pretty awesome.  I've never tried more than 315 and that was a majot strain.  I think I'm gonna give my legs a week rest and focus on strength while temporarily stopping plyometrics.  Right now, my strength is quite a bit lacking behind my explosiveness.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on June 27, 2011, 12:48:23 AM
I'm reverse Cormac

My legs are like trunks (from formative years of cycling, football, rugby i'd guess!) my shoulders and chest area are average/poor, my neck is nothing to write home about.

Big stubby legs + low center of gravity = ideal for Rugby. As i've said before, it always frustrated me that i was naturally a significantly better rugby player than a football player. I could knock players around all day and i'd put myself in the way of anything, but my wrists are shite and i can't lift for toffee - yet i could push knock much larger people around all day playing rugby.

Oh yeah, so the KettleBell - so far, shocking form and my girl wrists are struggling with 16kg *shameface*. Slow and steady i shall go.

before you break your arms patting yourself on the back about your treetrunk legs relative to mine, what do you squat then? :)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on June 27, 2011, 12:53:23 AM
I shouldn't pick on you DC - it's just such fun!

The point here is that people often have these kind of opinions about their strength levels simply because they haven't ever really tested it in any kind of numerical fashion. I always thought I was relatively strong until I got under the bar for the first time and found I was unable to lift what pre-teen girls in China were warming up with. We really have no idea how strong, fast or fit we are until we measure it. These delusions tend to melt away mighty fast when confronted by the grim reality of an iron bar with lots of weight on it, or a stopwatch.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on June 27, 2011, 12:56:34 AM
Maybe XFE has a ton of fast-twitch fibers?  Keep in mind that lifts aren't the only measures of power.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on June 27, 2011, 02:16:48 AM
power isn't strength, it's strength plus speed

And the point is: maybe he does, maybe he doesn't. Our little fantasies in adulthood based on our salad days in high school sports etc are just that. Sometimes thick legs are just a bunch of fat. Sometimes it's raw muscle, just waiting to be trained. The only way to find out is to measure it. Everything else is just bullshitting.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on June 27, 2011, 02:28:33 AM
I don't even consider myself a Crossfitter anymore really. But yes, a bit of competition adds spice...

speaking of which, my door is of course always open if you want your KB form checked. You should have been over on Saturday - Shawn and I did kettlebells and such in the park, 'twas fun. He finally started Paleo and is down 10kg in 2 months...after several years of Crossfit and no Paleo.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on June 27, 2011, 02:39:07 AM
Makes no sense to do it wrong repeatedly if you can get free coaching - you just drill incorrect movement patterns which you then have to unlearn.

Swings are not particularly complicated but TGUs and cleans etc are easy to fuck up. As you have apparently found out, you can quite literally kill yourself by doing a TGU wrong. The golden rule is Protect the Pumpkin.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on June 27, 2011, 02:42:46 AM
But yes, a bit of competition adds spice...


Ha ha, hell yeah. Lately when I'm tired, I've psyched myself up by making things miserable for whoever had volunteered to guard me.  I might need to tone it down though.  Some of the other dudes look at me like I'm crazy, maybe because they know I'm an academic outside the gym.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on June 27, 2011, 03:33:39 AM
Generally, what's a good ratio for max power clean to deadlift to squat to military bench?

I don't know about power clean since I only started doing it.  My maxes for thr others are about DL 375, S 315, MB 165.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on June 27, 2011, 03:37:20 AM
1-1.5x bodyweight is pretty good (obviously in terms of dudes like us messing about in the gym, it's not going to get you a ticket to the Olympics...)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on June 27, 2011, 03:44:26 AM
I was talking more about ratios between lifts, in terms of balanced athletic performance.  Most American gym members have crazy bench to squat ratios, which translates really poorly to real sports performance.

My current weight is about 185 to 190.  I can't tell for sure since recently it has been moving up and down quite rapidly.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on June 27, 2011, 03:46:13 AM
Sorry to make you do all this hard math Smooth
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on June 27, 2011, 03:52:01 AM
 :(

I wish we could get those numbers about NBA players.  All we get are stupid bench numbers which tell almost nothing about their in-game strength.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on June 27, 2011, 04:01:04 AM
It would be fun for sure. Then again, their trainers play it very very safe. I'd be surprised if many of them even squat or DL. I know Kobe does, because he takes any edge he can get. But from what I've seen, most trainers are petrified of hurting their clients and keep them well clear of barbells. Instead they seem to do leg presses, dumbells, resistance band training etc
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on June 27, 2011, 11:27:13 AM
Why do they let them bench then?  Benching is one of the easist ways to tear up a shoulder and thus screw up a shot. 

Also, I don't think those trainers always know what they're doing.  Plyos can easily be more dangerous than squatting.  My joints get way more sore from plyos than squatting heavy loads. 

Deadlifts or at least an equivalent substitute, like the kettlebell swing, should be essential for post players.  You get so much power on turnaround post moves from doing them. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on June 27, 2011, 12:04:45 PM
I don't know how many do bench big-time though, after they get done with those combine tests. Dwight Howard and Yao have a little competition going but there isn't a whole lot of info on how most people train, other than short little youtube clips that don't really tell you anything other than 'wow this guy is working really hard'.

The only legitimate reason to bench is to increase your ability to push the other guy away with your upper body, which is important I guess. In today's game I'd guess it's of decreasing importance.

I would really like to know more about this myself. Is the way Kobe trains really significantly different from the way, say, Vince Carter trains? What separates one from the other, and how much of that is their training?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on June 27, 2011, 05:31:17 PM
Yeah, NBA trainers have no idea what they're doing.

You'd be surprised.  Grant Hill claims that his career was destroyed by inept NBA trainers and medical staff.  Having been through Med school, I know that even highly respected professionals with great credentials often are wrong or unsure about what they do.  You just have to do a good enough job of faking it so that the patients don't get worried.  The really good doctors would look things up behind the scenes, but many would just carry on until damage is done.

I would really like to know more about this myself. Is the way Kobe trains really significantly different from the way, say, Vince Carter trains? What separates one from the other, and how much of that is their training?

Pretty sure Vince hardly ever works out.  I remember an article which mentioned that the Raptors trainer pleaded with Vince to start lifting weights.  One day, Vince finally went into the weight room and did 10 reps with more weight than anyone else does.  The trainer laughed and conceded that Vince didn't really need to lift.  That story kinda tells all you need to know about the awesomeness and tragicness of VC's career. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on June 27, 2011, 06:48:03 PM
Dunnno if you're joking about me going to med school or me acting like a black dude in med school.  But there was a white classmate that talked ebonics and rapped in a talent contest.  LOL  He kinda looked like a smaller version of Chris Anderson.  Most of us thought he was a joke.  It's a really conservative field and stuff like that is generally frowned upon. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on June 27, 2011, 07:39:47 PM
Yeah, NBA trainers have no idea what they're doing.

You'd be surprised.  Grant Hill claims that his career was destroyed by inept NBA trainers and medical staff.  Having been through Med school, I know that even highly respected professionals with great credentials often are wrong or unsure about what they do.  You just have to do a good enough job of faking it so that the patients don't get worried.  The really good doctors would look things up behind the scenes, but many would just carry on until damage is done.

I would really like to know more about this myself. Is the way Kobe trains really significantly different from the way, say, Vince Carter trains? What separates one from the other, and how much of that is their training?

Pretty sure Vince hardly ever works out.  I remember an article which mentioned that the Raptors trainer pleaded with Vince to start lifting weights.  One day, Vince finally went into the weight room and did 10 reps with more weight than anyone else does.  The trainer laughed and conceded that Vince didn't really need to lift.  That story kinda tells all you need to know about the awesomeness and tragicness of VC's career. 

Grant Hill is an interesting example, given the way he has turned around his career at an age when most are well into their post-NBA life. The Phoenix training staff have seemingly worked wonders with Nash, Hill and Shaq (and Shaq obviously didn't do so well afterward). But what are they doing that others aren't?

I can see why you are fascinated with this, Smooth, because they very likely have exactly the information you need for your dunk quest. They could probably work you out for 10 mins and then tell you based on your current vertical and your training history whether it's gonna happen or not, and if so what's the best way to get there. But it's in their interests to keep their secrets of course.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Himu on June 27, 2011, 07:41:45 PM
Got back into martial arts after over a decade or so hiatus.

I'm taking kung fu and tai chi, well when I can because since I'm currently jobless (:fbm ) I can't do it as much as I want.

It's a helluva a lot more fun than going to the gym. Gyms are boring.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Himu on June 27, 2011, 07:43:24 PM
Wait, did you go through med school like you are black? 

what in the fuck does this even mean
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on June 27, 2011, 07:52:06 PM
Yeah, NBA trainers have no idea what they're doing.

You'd be surprised.  Grant Hill claims that his career was destroyed by inept NBA trainers and medical staff.  Having been through Med school, I know that even highly respected professionals with great credentials often are wrong or unsure about what they do.  You just have to do a good enough job of faking it so that the patients don't get worried.  The really good doctors would look things up behind the scenes, but many would just carry on until damage is done.

I would really like to know more about this myself. Is the way Kobe trains really significantly different from the way, say, Vince Carter trains? What separates one from the other, and how much of that is their training?

Pretty sure Vince hardly ever works out.  I remember an article which mentioned that the Raptors trainer pleaded with Vince to start lifting weights.  One day, Vince finally went into the weight room and did 10 reps with more weight than anyone else does.  The trainer laughed and conceded that Vince didn't really need to lift.  That story kinda tells all you need to know about the awesomeness and tragicness of VC's career. 

Grant Hill is an interesting example, given the way he has turned around his career at an age when most are well into their post-NBA life. The Phoenix training staff have seemingly worked wonders with Nash, Hill and Shaq (and Shaq obviously didn't do so well afterward). But what are they doing that others aren't?

I can see why you are fascinated with this, Smooth, because they very likely have exactly the information you need for your dunk quest. They could probably work you out for 10 mins and then tell you based on your current vertical and your training history whether it's gonna happen or not, and if so what's the best way to get there. But it's in their interests to keep their secrets of course.

Yeah, I read somewhere that celeb and pro-sports trainers protect their custom exercises and routines like gold.  I don't really think it's necessary since not everyone would get the same results anyways and a trainer is most often needed for instructions on proper form. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on June 27, 2011, 07:54:29 PM
Got back into martial arts after over a decade or so hiatus.

I'm taking kung fu and tai chi, well when I can because since I'm currently jobless (:fbm ) I can't do it as much as I want.

It's a helluva a lot more fun than going to the gym. Gyms are boring.

Are you training by yourself or with a group?  I wanna get some MMA lessons but they all cost about $100/month.  It's not bad but right now I don't have the time to go enough to pay that much. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Himu on June 27, 2011, 07:59:30 PM
Group, of course. Northern Wushu Kung Fu, to be exact. In the past I was a Karate man, but these days I'm leaning on Kung Fu. I don't want to learn how to be an ass kicking machine or anything, so I'm not interested in MMA or Muay Thai or BJJ or whatever is popular these days. I just want something I can improve myself with, lose weight, do some exercises and meet cool people.

Right now in class I've been going through basic stances. The shit is tough. See here:

[youtube=560,345]lUnXSlxuZ1U[/youtube]

Tai Chi, too, I highly recommend.

And yeah, the place I'm going to costs 119 a month for 2-3 times a week. It's quite a steal to me, really. But there's also a 70 dollar per month once a week plan. Which I'm using for the time being until I'm in a better financial position.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on June 27, 2011, 08:30:27 PM
One day he's going to post about wanting desperately to enlarge his cock and I will throw myself off a bridge
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Himu on June 27, 2011, 08:35:20 PM
Well, I'd be proud to have Smooth as a brotha. Sheit, the man likes basketball more than me. Though I used to be a NBA fanatic in the 90's, if that counts for anything.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on June 27, 2011, 09:42:58 PM
I finally got my ass into a Trader Joe's.  It's not bad but I prefer Whole Foods.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: lennedsay on June 27, 2011, 10:11:06 PM
I finally got my ass into a Trader Joe's.  It's not bad but I prefer Whole Foods.

It is Whole Foods, but for poor people  :'(

There are some good finds there, but I can't get everything I need there. I'll go there when we run out of milk and go home with some cheese or frozen souffle balls or something else that tickles my fancy that I don't really need.

I love these though: (http://wickedwool.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/NiftyLavenderBags1-225x300.jpg)

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 27, 2011, 10:21:58 PM
I finally got my ass into a Trader Joe's.  It's not bad but I prefer Whole Foods.

It is Whole Foods, but for poor people  :'(

There are some good finds there, but I can't get everything I need there. I'll go there when we run out of milk and go home with some cheese or frozen souffle balls or something else that tickles my fancy that I don't really need.

TJ's is good for certain things (cheese, in particular), it's part of our regular grocery shopping regimen: farmer's market, Whole Foods, Trader Joes and Safeway.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: etiolate on June 29, 2011, 06:35:52 PM
Picked up some running shoes, starting jogging/running today. I just did some stretching and realized I've lost about half my flexibility in the past two years.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: CrystalGemini on June 30, 2011, 01:33:16 AM
I finally got my ass into a Trader Joe's.  It's not bad but I prefer Whole Foods.

It is Whole Foods, but for poor people  :'(

There are some good finds there, but I can't get everything I need there. I'll go there when we run out of milk and go home with some cheese or frozen souffle balls or something else that tickles my fancy that I don't really need.

TJ's is good for certain things (cheese, in particular), it's part of our regular grocery shopping regimen: farmer's market, Whole Foods, Trader Joes and Safeway.

There's this little Russian grocery store called European Market I go to for my cured and smoked meats.  There's been a bunch of Russian markets etiolate and I visted in Sacramento that's had really decent meat and cheese selections also.  TJ and Safeway seriously does not even compare though I do go to both for quick and easy one stop shopping at 2am (24 hour Safeways only  :().
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 30, 2011, 10:54:20 AM
yes, also exercise
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on June 30, 2011, 08:12:00 PM
Cutting out grains and starches isn't a big deal for me at all. However, it would be really tough to give up dairy. I've cut way down on drinking plain milk, but I still love cheese and yogurt. Are those foods actually unhealthy?

Depends on the type of cheese and yoghurt! If it's strawberry-flavored and 'zero calories', it's not going to help. Full-fat non-flavored/sweetened yoghurt/cheese seems to be fine for many if not most. I eat it. It isn't going to help with weight loss though - it is still pretty high in carbs, which combined with the huge number of calories can be bad news.

I am a believer in yoghurt as an aid to digestion. Really seems to make a diff with gut health. Being summer over here, I'm probably eating way too much of it though...almost a liter a day right now.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on June 30, 2011, 09:29:43 PM
DC rollercoaster continues, insane thrills ahead
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on June 30, 2011, 09:35:26 PM
I used plain yogurt as the dressing on a big salad I made today. That was pretty nice. I'm assuming it's healthier than ranch.

With that said, is anyone here into eggplant? I really like it, but it seems that when you sautee it, it soaks up oil like nothing else. I salt it first and press it to get a lot of the water out, which I've found cuts down on the cooking time and gives it a better consistency. But still, I go through too much oil when I'm cooking it. I only use olive oil, but I'm looking for another option.

Eggplant is kind of a garbage food. Like a bunch of vegetables, it is basically just fiber and water in a difficult-to-digest wrapper. There is no real reason to go out of your way to eat it.

The way to get the water out, by the way, is to put them on a paper towel then cover them in salt. Leave them for about 10 mins and the salt will soak up most of the excess water. It's kind of a pain in the ass but worth doing...if you give a crap about eating eggplant.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: cool breeze on June 30, 2011, 09:47:45 PM
random thought, but the least empathetic I can be towards people going on a diet is the distaste of water.

like, missing sugar and super sweet things? ok.  missing pasta and bread? ok.  missing whatever lifestyle/diet you choose? ok.  the one consistent thing is drinking water.  at least I'm not aware of a diet that says "bro, don't drink the essence of life.  it's cool.  drink that fizzy dark stuff and you'll be ok."

blind taste test between liquid aids and water, some people will prefer the aids.  because water...taste...bad  :wtf
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on June 30, 2011, 10:43:04 PM
random thought, but the least empathetic I can be towards people going on a diet is the distaste of water.

like, missing sugar and super sweet things? ok.  missing pasta and bread? ok.  missing whatever lifestyle/diet you choose? ok.  the one consistent thing is drinking water.  at least I'm not aware of a diet that says "bro, don't drink the essence of life.  it's cool.  drink that fizzy dark stuff and you'll be ok."

blind taste test between liquid aids and water, some people will prefer the aids.  because water...taste...bad  :wtf

I see an awful lot of 'Dieting is easy! All I did was cut out soda and snacks and I dropped 20lbs in a few weeks!!'

Yeah, it's easy if you're 250lbs and have an awful diet to begin with. Almost anything will work in that situation. Call me when you make it to a non-fattie weight. Not drinking sugar water all day long should be like the absolute fucking baseline - the kind of shit you do before you even consult a book or another person for advice.

I struggle with this 'cause my wife is always giving my kid apple juice etc to drink. I find she drinks water just fine if not given an alternative. Your body needs water! Who gives a fuck if they 'don't like it'. My daughter is 3 and only weighs like 18kg, she's not going to wrestle the fucking apple juice out of your hands, woman.

Actually, the situation IS getting better...she's at least getting all the protein she needs, in the form of eggs. And interestingly, when she eats eggs, she barely touches whatever carbs are also laid on (again by wifey, who thinks that no meal is complete without a bunch of rice)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: lennedsay on June 30, 2011, 10:50:22 PM
I used to hate water, but now I drink it constantly. After the crazy health issues last year when I had Bell's Palsy and went on all these meds, I went from rarely drinking milk but loving chocolate milk to yucky...  and from water= :yuck to water= :drool all in the same week.

I'll drink soy, almond, or chocolate regular milk sometimes now, but it took months. It was just such a disgusting feeling in my mouth, like it coated my mouth and wouldn't go away. Couldn't eat cereal, ice cream, cream sauce, anything milky/creamy. Weirdest few months of my life. I still drink water constantly and maybe drink 1-2 soda/koolaid/juice per week. Love water now. Don't understand how people hate it or drink diet soda constantly instead. eww
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on June 30, 2011, 10:51:52 PM
it's easy to understand - they're addicted to sugar (and usually caffeine)

anything they say about taste is just their brains attempting to rationalize the above.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: cool breeze on June 30, 2011, 11:13:47 PM
skim milk is another thing I just don't get


Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 30, 2011, 11:29:07 PM
i adore unsweetened almond milk :drool
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 30, 2011, 11:33:46 PM
hemp milk, on the other hand, is almost as nasty as pale ale  :-X
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on June 30, 2011, 11:43:49 PM
I think I got a sugar addiction when I quit smoking. Suddenly I started buying chocolate bars all the time. Took some effort to cut that out. I still have a caffeine addiction, but I think as long as you drink your coffee without sugar and cream, you'll be okay. AFAIK anyway.

Nothing wrong with cream, assuming you're talking about the real deal and not the stuff that comes in plastic containers from McDs.

There is no rationalizing any addiction. If you are compelled to consume something your body doesn't actually need multiple times a day...that cannot possibly be good for you. The fact that you are not taking on some additional calories that other folks habitually consume with their caffeine is neither here nor there. I drink coffee, but in moderate amounts (never more than 2 cups a day) and I don't attempt to rationalize it.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: lennedsay on June 30, 2011, 11:45:25 PM
I've been making fresh homemade pasta and red sauce. Am I going to carby hell?

If so, wonderful. :drool
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on June 30, 2011, 11:46:57 PM
You get a pass - you have boobs to maintain
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: lennedsay on July 01, 2011, 12:04:33 AM
Thanks boo  :-*

I figured if we're going to eat spaghetti anyway, it's gotta be better to make it from scratch rather than from a jar and package. I can at least control some of the ingredients and add lots of fresh veggies to the sauce. Unbleached flour in the pasta instead of bleached.

I don't really like red sauce anymore because I always get heartburn so bad, and my husband has been complaining about the same recently (he's the one who always wants spaghetti, not me). Homemade sauce = no heartburn at all.  8)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on July 01, 2011, 12:19:01 AM
yeah, if you're gonna smoke ANYWAY, you should totally use filters!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Mupepe on July 01, 2011, 02:20:35 PM
where the hell is the meat?

why not a few pieces of bacon and some eggs?  That breakfast seems... painful.  And just inadequate if you plan on weight lifting.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Mupepe on July 01, 2011, 02:25:30 PM
Okay, so that's about 900 calories, man.

But for all that you get 61 grams of fat, 86 (!!!!) grams of carbs and 31 grams of protein.

Your macros are all sorts of fucked there. 

My advice is to cut out the nuts, raisins and banana.  Get a few eggs and/or meats and if you want, that yogurt. 

Save the nuts for a snack if you get hungry or something.  Almonds have digestion issues and quite a bit of carbs, so walnuts are the better choice.  The raisins and banana are fairly worthless IMO.  They're essentially sugar and vitamins.  Better than a processed alternative?  Sure.  But not really good for weight loss.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Mupepe on July 01, 2011, 02:47:54 PM
:lol 

Well it's the idea that was shoved down people's throats for years that low fat diets were the way to go.  When it's actually sugar and carbs that promotes diseases and obesity.  There's nothing wrong with a banana and raisins really.  But if you're trying to lose weight, they're counter productive and empty calories.  Wait to eat them after you get to the weight you want. 

But yeah, absolutely nothing wrong with healthy fats and protein.  Cook the bacon and then cook the eggs in the bacon grease!  it's glorious and you won't get near 900 calories for one meal and you won't hate yourself for eating such a painful breakfast.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Mupepe on July 01, 2011, 02:58:36 PM
uhhhh, I dunno really.  They're all full of sugar really.  So they'll all cause an insulin spike and cause you to stop burning fat for a time. 

By the way, the biggest contributor to the calories (by far) in your meal were the nuts.  1/4 cup of almonds has 207 calories and a 1/2 cup of walnuts has 392 calories.  They're mostly fat.  That's why they make a good snack IMO.  They'll keep you feeling full because of the prolonged breakdown of fat.  The banana was only 130 calories but it has 15 grams of sugar and 27 grams of carbs.  1 gram of protein and no carbs.  Completely empty calories. 

I'm a bacon, eggs and sausage (:teehee) guy for breakfast so I guess that's why the breakfast sounds bad to me, but hey!  to each his own.  But it is a pretty worthless meal if you want to lift weights.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on July 01, 2011, 10:04:49 PM
I'm currently on the Fatkins West Beach one-sack abs diet.  It's definitely effective.

Here are some pics of my lunch.  I usually get a 3rd plate but the steak salad at Panera Bread was a more filling breakfast than I expected. 

(http://img194.imageshack.us/img194/3443/56307215.jpg)
(http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/8176/70469480.jpg)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Himu on July 01, 2011, 10:17:51 PM
what the fuck
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on July 01, 2011, 10:41:53 PM
DCharlie and I used to eat like that all the time...I still do minus the naan and rice on occasion.

Not that I don't enjoy a bit of it, but the trolling and counter-trolling is starting to get a bit old, and getting counter-productive. Anyone wanting to get some real advice is going to have to fight through a bunch of 'XXX food is awesome and I'm eating it anyway! Fuck you dieters!' posts plus counter-attacks from defensive dieters like myself. If you're not interested in eating right, fine...go post in the food thread or something
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Himu on July 01, 2011, 11:11:38 PM
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Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Oblivion on July 01, 2011, 11:44:37 PM
So in the gaf fitness thread, someone linked to this article:

http://www.t-nation.com/free_online_article/sports_body_training_performance/100_reps_to_bigger_muscles

I have to say I'm skeptical. The idea of doing like 10 reps an hour sound great. But it feels like one of those pitches for diet pills that say "eat everything you want without worrying about gaining an ounce!". It goes against pretty much every instance of conventional wisdom that says there's no such thing as an easy way to gain muscle. Am I off base with this assumption?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on July 02, 2011, 01:08:38 AM
Well, pretty much all the answers you're looking for are already here in this now 66pg thread. Your situation of being relatively untrained, wanting to lose 10lbs or so and also gain some muscle is far from unique - it seems to be the norm, quite honestly. So my answers are all there.

It has been stated many times ITT that losing weight and gaining muscle simultaneously is a tricky proposition. They are antagonistic to each other, so you have to make some decisions. Are you prepared to get fat now to get strong later, then lean out again? Or would you rather lean out first, then add weight? Or do you not care how long this takes and just want to make slow and steady improvement on both fronts at once? You also have to be realistic about what you are prepared to go through to get there as well. I mean, everyone wants the fastest possible fat loss diet, but once they see it...they realize that they couldn't stick to it for more than a few days, never mind a few weeks. Ditto for strength training, or conditioning.

For people who really have no specific goals beyond 'get in shape, look better naked', I recommend eating Paleo style (because it is fairly easy to drop weight, the best I can see for long-term health, and - this is key - by far the easiest 'diet' to stick to that I've found.

To kick-start fat burning, I recommend lifting heavy a couple of times a week to gain muscle, and some high-intensity conditioning (Crossfit or HIIT style workouts) or sprinting. Maybe 20-30 mins a week of intense activity. Maybe as little as 10 if you're not used to it. That's it. The rest of the time, just stay active and recover.

What I eat - it's summer here so I'm not cooking as much as normal. Normally there would be a lot of roast meat, curries, stews etc...now not so much. The heat brings my appetite down and I don't like heating the whole apartment with the oven :lol

So right now, it's a lot of bacon and eggs for breakfast, omelettes for lunch or a light dinner, full-fat yoghurt as a snack, heavy cream (straight from the carton!). Dinner is usually 'meat and 2 veg' of some sort. Last night I had a chicken breast (herb-crusted!), some pureed broccoli (lots of cream and butter), and an avocado (with some salt, pepper and lemon juice).  I make salads as well, mostly cause the wife likes them. Most leaves are basically useless food but they do no harm either and they are a decent olive oil delivery method. I eat a bunch of spinach as well, usually sauteed in bulk and stored in tupperware.

For today, I have some pork steaks marinating, no idea what I'll eat them with. I'm thinking tomatoes and olives or maybe a mustard and cream sauce but to be honest I usually just make it up as I go.

I eat almost no fruit, no pasta, no bread, no sugar, almost nothing processed (bacon is probably the biggest exception. I can actually taste the syrup in many brands now - watch out for excessive carmelization when you fry it and you'll start to notice too). Rice and potatoes - once in a great while, and not in great amounts. Like I'll throw some potatoes in the roasting tray along with the pork or beef and have some on the side. No french fries.

Never be scared of calories. If the appetite-regulating hormones in your body are not completely deranged by sugar and carbs, your body will do a pretty good job of regulating your calorie intake and usage all by itself. If your system is not awash in insulin, you won't store much fat. If you are going to train meaningfully, you need to fucking eat. And if you are going to be long-term healthy, you need to train somehow (unless you have an active job, which is of course increasingly rare).

If you want to get hardcore, I recommend:

1) a ketogenic diet for rapid fat loss (as close to zero carb as you can get, think steamed chicken and broccoli all day everyday)
2) Starting Strength for rapid strength gains
2) Crossfit for broadbased conditioning and strength

...or any of the increasingly common variants on those 3. All 3 require fairly serious commitment though.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on July 02, 2011, 01:12:06 AM
So in the gaf fitness thread, someone linked to this article:

http://www.t-nation.com/free_online_article/sports_body_training_performance/100_reps_to_bigger_muscles

I have to say I'm skeptical. The idea of doing like 10 reps an hour sound great. But it feels like one of those pitches for diet pills that say "eat everything you want without worrying about gaining an ounce!". It goes against pretty much every instance of conventional wisdom that says there's no such thing as an easy way to gain muscle. Am I off base with this assumption?

It may not be 'complicated' but I am pretty fucking sure it isn't 'easy'. Go try it! But bear in mind that t-nation is a bodybuilding site aimed at people who are already fairly advanced in their chosen field. You aren't going to go from pudgy deskworker to Mr Olympia (or whatever the fuck) doing 100 reps a day at puny beginner weights.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on July 02, 2011, 01:53:15 AM
Gym is mostly optional. I'm actually in the middle of a workout right now, in my little Japanese man cave. Using a single kettlebell.

Distance running seems to be mostly good for racking up knee injuries and generating massive hunger pangs...I am not a fan really. Jogging (i.e. padding along slowly for 20 mins plus) counts as recreation, not training. If you enjoy listening to your podcasts that way, fine...

(btw, there was a whole massive thread BEFORE THIS ONE, which I think I linked to one like the first page of this thread. And yes, back then I was ranting at everyone to read the old one first as well :lol  There is only so much to say about this before you either start repeating yourself or getting into the kind of minutiae that make most people think you are insane)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on July 02, 2011, 01:53:59 AM
Cormac, Indian food, at least restaurant cooked, is way too salty to eat without bread or rice.  Also, I really need the calories since I'm not just doing a 5 minute warm-up cross-fit routine once every two weeks.   ;)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on July 02, 2011, 01:57:53 AM
Uhh, i eat it all the time without bread or rice. You know what's good for salty food? Water.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on July 02, 2011, 02:00:49 AM
Yeah, but then water fills my belly faster.  I like seeing the joyless faces on the stingy Indian bosses everytime I come into their restaurants. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Oblivion on July 02, 2011, 02:22:01 AM
Hey Smooth, you're a doctor right? I gots a question for ya. I have really brittle bones, probably a result of a lifetime of notoriously shitty eating habits. I'm 26 years old (gonna be 27 soon), and I know that your bones stop growing around the early 20s. Am I passed the point where I can do something to strengthen my bones? Do calcium supplements actually work?

So in the gaf fitness thread, someone linked to this article:

http://www.t-nation.com/free_online_article/sports_body_training_performance/100_reps_to_bigger_muscles

I have to say I'm skeptical. The idea of doing like 10 reps an hour sound great. But it feels like one of those pitches for diet pills that say "eat everything you want without worrying about gaining an ounce!". It goes against pretty much every instance of conventional wisdom that says there's no such thing as an easy way to gain muscle. Am I off base with this assumption?

It may not be 'complicated' but I am pretty fucking sure it isn't 'easy'. Go try it! But bear in mind that t-nation is a bodybuilding site aimed at people who are already fairly advanced in their chosen field. You aren't going to go from pudgy deskworker to Mr Olympia (or whatever the fuck) doing 100 reps a day at puny beginner weights.

Personally, I'd prefer going with a proven regimen. Don't want to waste 6 weeks or whatever on something that's seems too pie in the sky, ya know!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on July 02, 2011, 02:24:39 AM
How do you know your bones are brittle?  Have you done a blood test?

And yes, calcium supplements or drug treatment would usually work if you do have some kinda defect. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on July 02, 2011, 02:34:15 AM
So in the gaf fitness thread, someone linked to this article:

http://www.t-nation.com/free_online_article/sports_body_training_performance/100_reps_to_bigger_muscles

I have to say I'm skeptical. The idea of doing like 10 reps an hour sound great. But it feels like one of those pitches for diet pills that say "eat everything you want without worrying about gaining an ounce!". It goes against pretty much every instance of conventional wisdom that says there's no such thing as an easy way to gain muscle. Am I off base with this assumption?

I have tried something similar in the past, basically because I hadn't read anything about working out.  I would work on a body part in the morning, then again in the afternoon and then again at night.  It did get me bigger but that was my first exposure to lifting so many other things could have worked. 

Personally, I think the Superhero routine I posted a few days ago would lead to faster and more long term gains in strength and muslce.  http://www.t-nation.com/free_online_article/most_recent/6_weeks_to_superhero_how_i_build_muscle_and_strip_off_fat_fast&cr=

The only problem is some of the exercises require equipment that most gyms don't have although it shouldn't be too hard to find equivalent exercises. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on July 02, 2011, 02:36:45 AM
Funny, I'm reading a book right about how calcium supplements have been fairly comprehensively discredited in clinical trials.  ::) Once people found out they were giving heart attacks to old women, they stopped prescribing them. Also, you can dose people with all kinds of things, but that doesn't mean the body will absorb them. We've been trying for decades to correct our calcium levels with milk, and failing. But what would I know.

Ya know how to strengthen your bones? LIFT HEAVY THINGS. SPRINT.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on July 02, 2011, 02:39:56 AM
except, that usually makes things worse for senior citizens who are the most common osteoporosis patients. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on July 02, 2011, 02:44:37 AM
Anyway, on board the Good Ship Sanity, this is what we are having for lunch, post-workout - chicken breast, pureed broccoli, tomatoes with salsa. And a big-ass glass of ice water.

(http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6016/5892716417_1431c9c276.jpg)

This is not intended as an advertisement for Paleo as delicious cuisine, it's just the sort of thing I actually eat most of the time. I enjoy cooking, and I'm a good cook, but increasingly I can't be bothered. Everything here is precooked, all I did was dish it up (which is what you need for a post-workout meal, really, if you believe in the 30 minute window for muscle growth. And a lot of smart people do). It may not look it but this was a hefty amount of food.

Why is there a rubber glove in the picture? It is a mystery. Maybe I'll make that my sig, like OnkelC's watch :lol


Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on July 02, 2011, 02:45:11 AM
except, that usually makes things worse for senior citizens who are the most common osteoporosis patients. 

except, I'm recommending it to a 27 yr old concerned about building his bones before he can't do so anymore
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Oblivion on July 02, 2011, 02:52:08 AM
How do you know your bones are brittle?  Have you done a blood test?

And yes, calcium supplements or drug treatment would usually work if you do have some kinda defect. 

No, I haven't done a blood test. I don't know if I have like osteoperosis level bones, but they seem to start aching fairly quickly. I don't know if that's normal.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on July 02, 2011, 02:52:41 AM
Glove is for eating with your hand, paleo style?  

TBH, I cheat a lot on weekends but most of my meals on the weekdays have been devoid of processed carbs.  Aside from fueling me, the high carb & high calorie meals give me more motivation to up the intensity on the next workouts.

In terms of diary products, I've cut out most of them except for a big serving of ice cream once a week and cottage cheese every night.  I thought it was just some bullshit bodybuilder myth but a bit of cottage cheese actually has kept me from losing weight too quickly.  

except, that usually makes things worse for senior citizens who are the most common osteoporosis patients.  

except, I'm recommending it to a 27 yr old concerned about building his bones before he can't do so anymore

Hard to know what's his problem without seeing his lab tests.  For example, he could have bad kidneys, in which case exercise isn't likely to make things better.  
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on July 02, 2011, 02:54:26 AM
How do you know your bones are brittle?  Have you done a blood test?

And yes, calcium supplements or drug treatment would usually work if you do have some kinda defect. 

No, I haven't done a blood test. I don't know if I have like osteoperosis level bones, but they seem to start aching fairly quickly. I don't know if that's normal.

That doesn't mean you have brittle bones.  A sedentary lifestyle would cause almost anyone to have achy joints eventually. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on July 02, 2011, 02:57:57 AM
well yeah, he is self-reporting here. If his kidneys are bad, taking supplements isn't going to do any more good either. So I propose we compromise on the following:

1) neither of us can diagnose him over the internet
2) weight-lifting and sprinting is gonna help him anyway, and not hurt him, so he should do that
3) if he thinks it's still a real problem after a few months deadlifting and squatting, he should go see an actual doctor

just for interest's sake, here's an abstract of a randomized, controlled trial on calcium supplements and heart disease: http://www.bmj.com/content/341/bmj.c3691.full

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on July 02, 2011, 02:59:16 AM
How do you know your bones are brittle?  Have you done a blood test?

And yes, calcium supplements or drug treatment would usually work if you do have some kinda defect. 

No, I haven't done a blood test. I don't know if I have like osteoperosis level bones, but they seem to start aching fairly quickly. I don't know if that's normal.

That doesn't mean you have brittle bones.  A sedentary lifestyle would cause almost anyone to have achy joints eventually. 

And what is a good solution to a sedentary lifestyle...? Come on this is too easy
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on July 02, 2011, 03:01:28 AM
yeah, he should definitely get some tests if he feels that his bones hurt unnaturally.  I doubt there's any major problem though from what he's describing.  

How do you know your bones are brittle?  Have you done a blood test?

And yes, calcium supplements or drug treatment would usually work if you do have some kinda defect. 

No, I haven't done a blood test. I don't know if I have like osteoperosis level bones, but they seem to start aching fairly quickly. I don't know if that's normal.

That doesn't mean you have brittle bones.  A sedentary lifestyle would cause almost anyone to have achy joints eventually. 

And what is a good solution to a sedentary lifestyle...? Come on this is too easy

One step at a time.  Youporn and JO in different positions. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on July 02, 2011, 03:03:43 AM
Smooth - have you tried full-fat greek yoghurt? To me, it's just as delicious as ice cream (because I've pretty much lost my sweet tooth at this point). It's a ton of calories, and good for digestion too.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on July 02, 2011, 03:05:27 AM
I was just looking for it the other day but the crap, typical US supermarket didn't have it.  Guess I'll have to try to find it at a store that sells "natural" foods. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: TakingBackSunday on July 02, 2011, 03:07:20 AM
No one cares that I've gained the weight I was talking about about a month ago :(
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on July 02, 2011, 03:10:17 AM
Post a pic of you wearing nothing but a sock on the only leg that matters if you want EB to care. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Oblivion on July 02, 2011, 03:57:45 AM
Okay, thanks for the advice,  guys!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Van Cruncheon on July 02, 2011, 10:31:23 AM
Smooth - have you tried full-fat greek yoghurt? To me, it's just as delicious as ice cream (because I've pretty much lost my sweet tooth at this point). It's a ton of calories, and good for digestion too.


love dat shit :drool
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on July 02, 2011, 11:05:30 AM
eating some now!

...it's actually becoming a problem for me, I think. I've been steady at 800g of the stuff daily for about a month now.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Van Cruncheon on July 02, 2011, 04:24:47 PM
i gorge on indian frequently, but how bad are the sauces in like, say, tikka masala? clearly it ain't hurtin me, but it tastes too good to be, y'know, FAIR
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Rman on July 02, 2011, 07:55:27 PM
i gorge on indian frequently, but how bad are the sauces in like, say, tikka masala? clearly it ain't hurtin me, but it tastes too good to be, y'know, FAIR
It's a yogurt base with tomato and spices, so I wouldn't consider it terrible.  Some have a cream base.  Highly caloric, but it's not full of sugar so I wouldn't worry about it.

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on July 02, 2011, 09:44:02 PM
Cormac in the fitness thread: "Gym is mostly optional"



People never got fit before gyms? Do you own a barbell, Biz?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on July 02, 2011, 10:24:27 PM
dcharlie, you should buy a set of jump boxes.

(http://www.jumpusa.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000002/jumpbox1.jpg)

I've been dropping off 30" and then jumping onto another 30".  Although I'm doing it to jump higher, I've noticed that it's made my first step much faster as well.  Having that extra bit of acceleration should come in handy for football. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on July 03, 2011, 12:55:43 AM
Cormac in the fitness thread: "Gym is mostly optional"


People never got fit before gyms? Do you own a barbell, Biz?

I must have misunderstood you.  My mistake!  :)

Highly selective quoting...given that the rest of the sentence was about working out with a kettlebell...

Anyway, it's a point I've made many times, because people (like Awesome-O most recently) are always saying things like 'I want to start working out but haven't found a gym yet...' or 'I'm saving up for a membership'. Rather than joining a gym, it's far more cost-efficient to just buy some gear that you can use for a lifetime. Barbell, weights, kettlebell, medicine ball, dumbells, skipping rope...you can cobble that together for the cost of a few months' membership at a city gym, no sweat. Of course if you have a good YMCA or college gym or something to use, I say go for it! If money is stopping you from exercising though...time for a different approach.

I have a gym membership through my company (I pay a small drop-in fee) but really the only thing I use it for is really heavy lifting. I do most of my non-gym workouts in this tiny space:
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2270/2499069426_2e0d0fb1e8.jpg)

Why not? It's still more space than you get to yourself at a corporate gym, and I don't have to line up for the squat rack! (I have a bunch of stuff not pictured here btw, including a squat rack, barbell etc..)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on July 03, 2011, 03:05:26 AM
Cormac, have you tried doing parkour by climbing down to ground level and then back up again?  Seems like it would be a great workout. 


Lately I haven't been progressing quickly as I desire.  I think I"m gonna hire an Eastern European trainer to teach me their famous powerlifiting techniques.

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Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on July 03, 2011, 03:39:05 AM
mmm, i have something she can reverse curl
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: cool breeze on July 03, 2011, 02:31:12 PM
basically

iirc, it's like if a hybrid car runs out of electricity and resorts to using fuel.   from this post you should realize I don't know how hybrid cars work.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on July 03, 2011, 05:52:09 PM
So ketosis = intense fat burning?

While under ketosis, your body burns fat for fuel.

A good thread to see a lot of success stories is the SA Low Carb Megathread.  A lot of fatasses (think Willco fat) lost 100+ pounds in six months.

Lyle McDonald has a book called The Rapid Fat Loss Handbook where there are people who lost about that much in three months.  It even has recipes in the back.

Both require getting into ketosis.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 03, 2011, 07:56:42 PM
Well, I'd be proud to have Smooth as a brotha. Sheit, the man likes basketball more than me. Though I used to be a NBA fanatic in the 90's, if that counts for anything.
.

People thought he was black? We have a special PM relationship but I assumed everyone knew he was white and pasty
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Mr. Gundam on July 03, 2011, 08:56:49 PM
Talked with my massage therapist friend last night, I basically done fucked my IT band, so it's time for lots of yoga-like stretches.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on July 03, 2011, 09:15:56 PM
hmmm - now i'm wondering about some sort of lunchtime J-bore Indian pig out - unfortunately seems most the all you can eat places have gone (and the one i know in shibuya is absolute shiiiiiiiiite)

Kormacaroni - any ideas if there's anything going on in Shinjuku curry wise at Lunch? i know the Raj Mahal vanished but perhaps it's reappeared ?

no idea...but with restaurants folding left, right and center in the quake of 3/11, it seems everywhere is cutting back and going to shit. You are better off paying for a la carte IMHO. Or making your own, like moi.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Mr. Gundam on July 04, 2011, 03:20:45 AM
There's a really good Indian place just off the Yanaka ginza, if you ever find yourself out in Taito-ku.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on July 05, 2011, 03:39:02 AM
I think I've had about as much of this sympathy, "hope you feel better", "if there's anything i can do" food that I can take.  I've still been exercising a little, but I'm going back to paleo and re-quitting another bad habit.  My wife would kill me if she knew that I'd let myself go for this long.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on July 05, 2011, 03:46:54 AM
Dude, even I am prepared to cut you some slack right now :gloomy

If working out gives you something to focus on to get through this, though, go for it. Great to have you back though :)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Oblivion on July 05, 2011, 04:21:59 AM
Okay, I seem to be doing fairly well on my recent diet. I've been drinking a gallon of milk every two days. I'm gonna try and get that down to a gallon a day, then I should really start seeing results.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Mupepe on July 05, 2011, 05:27:43 PM
Cormac is going to yell at you, Wrath.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on July 05, 2011, 06:52:54 PM
Wrath, you'd reach your goals faster if you don't waste time on dumb crap like biceps curls.  Try to squat and deadlift your bodyweight before doing anything else.  Also start doing military presses although it'd take much longer to get to 1x bodyweight. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on July 05, 2011, 07:46:48 PM
I really should try a bicep curl one of these days. Given the amount of flak they get for being an isolation exercise though, I seem to see most people doing them as basically a limited power clean, with lots of hip thrust :lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on July 05, 2011, 08:31:29 PM
To be fair, once you start to curl >100lbs, there's a fair bit of stablization involved so that it's not just biceps and forearms being worked.  But then again you could get a lot more of that from a barbell row and gain much more functional strength.   

 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on July 05, 2011, 08:44:02 PM
You could do weighted pull-ups, but that wouldn't allow you to throw down a smouldering Blue Steel at your own bicep in front of the wall of mirrors
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on July 05, 2011, 10:39:16 PM
So how long do I go with this creatine? Finish the bottle (300g, taking 5g a day). I can't say I notice a whole lot of difference, maybe a bit more energy but could be just a placebo effect. No negative effects of note though.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on July 06, 2011, 01:40:46 AM
In my first round, I went six weeks.  I might go month to month though now, which starts me back on it in another two and a half weeks instead of four.  I didn't notice much of an "energy boost" but I did feel like I had more strength and my recovery time was fantastic while I was on it.

In other news, I went to GNC the other day to pick up some fish oil, and got a 7-day trial of USPlabs OxyElite Pro.  It's an appetite suppressant with an energy booster.  I don't normally condone these things, but I'm looking for something to really put me back up on the band-wagon.  I've been so non-paleo over the past few days that it's like I'm not the same person.  I also started smoking again for just a few days, but I picked the patch up today and I'm going to start on it tomorrow.  It worked the last time really well, so I expect good results this time as well.

Now, more than ever, I need this.  I'm doing it for my son who's only got me now, and I'm doing it for my wife who would be so pissed if she found out that I let myself go.  And honestly, I feel better when I'm taking care of myself.  (Fucking imagine that!)  I mean that eating more-natural foods and getting out there and regularly exercising really made me feel physically and mentally better.

In other news, I'm going to be moving closer to my family in all of this.  They live on a bigger piece of land than I do, they have a pool, they have free-range chickens that are laying eggs, and they have a garden!  And I hear the local gym isn't bad at all...
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on July 06, 2011, 02:05:58 AM
No experience or knowledge, other than that humans make it, probably by doing heavy deadlifts and squats! (and beating dead horses)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on July 06, 2011, 02:28:04 AM
Well, I know something about creatine...i.e. I know why I'm taking it and what the typical prognosis is. Unlike HGH. Not even Tim Ferris, an avid proponent of all kinds of supplements and treatments, discusses it as an option. (I know he did it but that's it...he doesn't recommend using it so I assume it was unsatisfactory).
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on July 06, 2011, 02:34:38 AM
I'm with Cormac on this one.  It's not talked about a lot and I think it's for a reason.  Sounds too risky and under-researched to me.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on July 06, 2011, 02:50:03 AM
As a naturally-occurring hormone, I guess I know plenty about it. I mean, it gets secreted due to a bunch of the things we already talk about here. But it's just one part of the process and we have no real way of measuring it directly so...

Taking it as a supplement is a whole other deal. You'd have to look at bodybuilding sites like t-nation to get any true life stories I think. If you just want to get unskinny fast though, you already know what to do.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on July 06, 2011, 03:15:19 AM
Before continuing the discussions on "supplements", shouldn't Boogie be barred from this thread? 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on July 06, 2011, 03:20:19 AM
Boogie left about 60 pages back, when I told him he couldn't have orange juice and oatmeal.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on July 06, 2011, 03:31:49 AM
So how long do I go with this creatine? Finish the bottle (300g, taking 5g a day). I can't say I notice a whole lot of difference, maybe a bit more energy but could be just a placebo effect. No negative effects of note though.

I found the newer creatine products to be more effective than standard creatine monohydrate.  The more advanced creatine tablets that I got from GNC gave me the same extra bit of energy on a last rep but didn't bloat me up with water weight, like with their standard monohydrate powder.    

What I'm using now:  http://www.bodybuilding.com/store/cellucor/c4-extreme.html  

I really like this product.  Aside from Creatine, it also has a bunch of other preworkout stuff so that I don't have to go through the trouble of taking a bunch of stuff from different sources.   At most, I'd add BCAA + Glutamate to the mix.

It's got caffeine though, so you might not dig it.  I didn't feel too much of a caffeine rush maybe because I drink so much tea.  I would caution against not warming up and starting with heavy weights or high intensities.  Whenever I took this mix, my heartbeat would elevate quickly if I don't pace myself in the first game.  It's like your neuromuscular systems is almost too responsive.  But it tends to settle down afterawhile and then you just feel energized for 2 hours of high activity.  
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on July 06, 2011, 09:28:00 AM
What I'm using now:  http://www.bodybuilding.com/store/cellucor/c4-extreme.html  

I really like this product.  Aside from Creatine, it also has a bunch of other preworkout stuff so that I don't have to go through the trouble of taking a bunch of stuff from different sources.   At most, I'd add BCAA + Glutamate to the mix.

It's got caffeine though, so you might not dig it.  I didn't feel too much of a caffeine rush maybe because I drink so much tea.  I would caution against not warming up and starting with heavy weights or high intensities.  Whenever I took this mix, my heartbeat would elevate quickly if I don't pace myself in the first game.  It's like your neuromuscular systems is almost too responsive.  But it tends to settle down afterawhile and then you just feel energized for 2 hours of high activity.  

See, the reason you like stuff like that is the reason I don't.  Aside from them throwing God knows what in those mixes, they also load them down with sugar.  I would rather throw some creatine monohydrate powder in a bottle and take a simple energy thermogenic (with ingredients that I understand) before working out instead of drinking a mix like the C4 or Jack3d. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on July 06, 2011, 09:54:55 AM
but he needs 10,000 calories/day
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Mupepe on July 06, 2011, 10:07:19 AM
www.prohormoneforum.com

Check that out Biz.  Tons of info about HGH on there.  I've read a bit on it (I'll share if you want) but since I don't have any personal experience with it I thought it'd be better for you to read it yourself and tons of guys on there will answer questions about it.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Mupepe on July 06, 2011, 10:12:44 AM
Also, I agree with andrew.  I don't like all the shit that's thrown in to PWO mixes.  And there's been research (I'll get links later from bodybuilding.com if you want) that shows that the other forms of creatine aren't as effective as monohydrate.  Plus, it's so much cheaper than any other form.

How long have you been taking it, Cormac?  I've always felt the most difference around week 3 and it's pretty much just in the form of feeling bigger and having better recovery.  And to be honest, unless you're wanting to seriously bulk up I don't know how much of a difference it'd make. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on July 06, 2011, 01:01:19 PM
There are almost 0 calories in  C4 but it's great for working out on an empty stomach.  A couple of times, I had to wake up early to play ball with friends and so didn't have time to eat.  When I did that in the past without any supplements, I would feel listless and out of breath pretty quickly. 

I don't really bother reading much on the supplements aside from a quick check to see if there's any potentially dangerous ingredient.  Most of the studies are BS and just say whatever the supplement companies want them to say.  I just give a product a try and if it works, I get it again.  I do agree that most supplements are useless or have minimal impact but C4 so far has been one of the few where I've gotten a positive effect.  BCAA+Glutamine powder is another one that seems to work.  My recovery has been better ever since taking BCAA+Glutamine. 

but he needs 10,000 calories/day

That's only when I do my most intense workouts!  I don't have enough muscle to eat that much without becoming a tub of lard. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Mupepe on July 06, 2011, 01:07:36 PM
Hey hey, i'm just saying what studies show since Cormac likes to have opinions backed up with that sort of thing. 

For example, I don't think I've seen ANY studies on glutamine being an effective supplement, but it works for me.  Don't know why.  It just does.  *shrug*  I take it everyday.  And with the PWO's, it's not the calories that bugs me, it's just all the chemicals and how they make me feel.  Like the energy boosting ones.  Fuck, it feels like I'm 16 and I just did 6 lines on new years eve again.  I just don't care for them on a personal level, but lots of people love them. 

As far as how I judge supplements, I do research on how I'm feeling and see what other people take.  There's always a group of people yelling it doesn't work and a group of people yelling it does.  For example, ZMA.  So many people say it's useless, but fuck I sleep like a baby on it.  I love it.  So I continue to buy it despite what the studies and naysayers think.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on July 06, 2011, 05:10:05 PM
I did sprints today on the local high school football field.  It's like I had never ran before...   :D  The grass was perfect and really seemed to help propel me down the field.  I did six 100+ yard (goal post to goal post) sprints in total.

It felt amazing.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Boogie on July 06, 2011, 09:35:12 PM
Boogie left about 60 pages back, when I told him he couldn't have orange juice and oatmeal.

You slander me, Cormac!  I've never eaten oatmeal in my life!


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Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on July 06, 2011, 10:43:25 PM
:lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on July 07, 2011, 02:02:23 AM
I did sprints today on the local high school football field.  It's like I had never ran before...   :D  The grass was perfect and really seemed to help propel me down the field.  I did six 100+ yard (goal post to goal post) sprints in total.

It felt amazing.

I assume you've read Sisson's stuff on sprinting at least. 6 x100 yards might not sound like a whole lot of work but if you are detrained enough it could still be serious injury-bait. Especially in Vibrams!  I'd work up to it a bit more (this is all assuming that these are all-out sprints of course...there is a huge diff between even 85% and 90%-plus).
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on July 07, 2011, 05:18:39 AM
Oh yeah, I know what Sisson says about sprints.  This is the first time I've did a sprint session in a couple of weeks.  Every time before though, I was on a treadmill or an elliptical (although ellipticals don't allow for much sprinting-like activity).  I've gotten pretty used to exercising in my Vibrams so I was comfortable with that.  I really only did "all-out" sprints twice during this session. 

A lot of this stemmed from being frustrated at the gym and not getting the workout I wanted.  I just didn't seem to be into it this time.  I wanted to do something where I gave it all of my energy and let loose some of that frustration.  I was really careful though not to push too far past my limits because of fear of injury.  That would have been the last thing I needed.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on July 07, 2011, 05:39:27 AM
Sprinting on a treadmill is tough, yeah. It's only realistic if you go for like 400m because of the spin-up time and the max speed you will hit. Since you need to 'run' 100m or so to get it up to speed, you are never quite getting a realistic all-out time, even for a treadmill. It works fine for the type of running there is typically interspersed in a Crossfit WOD though, which is usually 400m or 800m.

Plus of course, everyone around you gets worried. I have an actual 400m track just around the corner so I go there.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on July 07, 2011, 08:23:43 AM
It's basically the standard low-fat whole grains fruits and veg stuff that has been around for decades now, while blood pressure (and all the other maladies associated with modern living) continue to climb. If you could find a study that conclusively states it will bring down blood pressure, it's likely only in comparison to the SAD (or Standard American Diet i.e. junk).

The first thing about blood pressure is to be sure that it actually IS high. People get crazily different measurements. Even the anticipation of a test can render the actual results meaningless. You get different results from standing and sitting. Have you taken a test multiple times or is this just a one-time result from an annual health check?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on July 07, 2011, 11:14:13 AM
Yeah. Get it done again at your normal doc's (where you will likely be more relaxed), or go do it yourself at one of the machines at the gym etc. Get a range of readings and then see how bad it looks. If you really have hypertension at your age (which I'm assuming is late 20's - early 30's but I really have no idea...), it could be due to a whole range of lifestyle issues beyond diet. Booze, stress, overwork, undersleep, smoking, sedentary habits at work and home. You may not be getting enough Vitamin D (work indoors?) or potassium. Impossible for anyone but a doc to tell. If your diet is bad currently, you probably already have a pretty good idea of what you need to fix. Processed food is #1 obviously because of the high sodium. Whatever other bad habits you know you have, fix them and retest your blood pressure after a few weeks.

I know I probably sound like a guy with a hammer to whom everything looks like a nail but the basic prescription for preventing all this lifestyle illness crap really is the same basic stuff we all know by know: exercise, diet, sleep. Being an advocate for Paleo (at least 'til I find something better...), I doubt that the DASH diet in particular is gonna be the best for you, but I think it's not gonna kill you either and is probably an improvement on what you eat already (whatever that is). So by all means give it a shot, and if you can lean a little bit towards Paleo (get plenty of protein, maybe cut out sugar and deep-fried foods...) you'll probably get better results.

But bear in mind it could well be just a randomly high reading, rather than that dude from Final Fantasy casting Death 'pon thee

In that vein, worth a read:
http://www.marksdailyapple.com/makes-my-blood-boil/
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Beezy on July 07, 2011, 11:24:39 AM
I just popped in to say that I'm really starting to love chin-ups.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on July 08, 2011, 03:51:52 PM
Maybe you shouldn't worry about your abs now unless you don't care about getting stronger/bigger.  Abs definition is really hard to keep if you decide to put on  muscle.  My cousin had a crazy cut 8 pack but that was soon gone once he decided to put on 20 extra lbs of muscle.  I've seen other friends go through the same phase.  The better strategy seems to get as much as muscle as you're happy with, then start cutting the fat. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on July 08, 2011, 08:03:39 PM
Try not to get too swept up the euphoria of the first week of dieting, because many people get disappointed when the same rate of weight loss fails to continue, and quit. It's mostly water weight, which will of course stabilize. Actually taking fat off your abdomen usually is a lot harder in most cases (all depends on what you have to lose in the first place of course).
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on July 08, 2011, 10:13:31 PM
lol, yeah, this is my 4th serious diet change and i -still- got caught up in the "oooh, at this rate I'll be <target> in <muchtooquickatime>" euphoria of the early stages - of course we've already been through the partial fallacy that is monitoring by weight loss, but for us fatties it's nice to step on the scales and see something there. Obviously this then bites you in the arse later when the scales don't move or, gasp, go back up due to muscle weighing more than fat :lol

that said - my body has settled into a nice 68kg range and other than screaming insomnia and a heavy work load i feel so much more mentally sharper these days that it's unbelievable.  Just need to work on sleeping really. Feels like i've been operating through a dense fog for the last 3 years.

The particular problem with low carb as a 'weight loss' diet (as opposed to a body comp FAT loss, muscle growth diet...) is that as soon as you go back on the bread and sugar, that water weight will go right back on. I have seen you go through this cycle so many times...
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on July 08, 2011, 10:14:21 PM
Maybe you shouldn't worry about your abs now unless you don't care about getting stronger/bigger.  Abs definition is really hard to keep if you decide to put on  muscle.  My cousin had a crazy cut 8 pack but that was soon gone once he decided to put on 20 extra lbs of muscle.  I've seen other friends go through the same phase.  The better strategy seems to get as much as muscle as you're happy with, then start cutting the fat. 

Man, I've heard others say "cut the fat first, then put on the muscle."

I am interested in getting bigger/stronger. I'm not super concerned about getting a cut 8 pack, but I would also like more definition.

Argh, too many conflicting strategies. I guess I'll just try to get really fit and see what my body looks like when I get there.

YES.

Promote this person to Senior Member immediately.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: cool breeze on July 09, 2011, 02:46:29 AM
just about caffeine, I've been actively avoiding it for about a month now, and after the first week or so of feeling like a zombie, in a weird way, I feel more alert and focused.  I'm not getting more sleep or anything healthy like that (still around 6 to 7 hours, if I'm lucky). 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on July 09, 2011, 05:04:02 AM
I'm pretty sure for most people 80% compliance works out far better than 100% compliance. It gets you out of the mindset of thinking of it as a short-term diet. There are legit scientific reasons to avoid 100% adherence too - stopping the ol' hypothalamus from downshifting the metabolism unduly, 'carb refeeds' and such. Even the shortest of short-term diets like McDonald's 'Rapid Fat Loss' one have a fair amount of cheat meals and off days built in, for various reasons (and with a fairly conservative definition of 'cheat', I should add...).

I don't think it's a great idea to actually schedule the cheats myself - they tend to just happen with me when I get fenced into a corner with the family or some other social thing. There's no point in annoying people at a party on a non-cheat day, then having a solitary pizza at home the next night.

The only thing I try to stick to is making sure I never have 2 bad meals in a row, or even 2 bad meals on consecutive days. It probably works out to 2 'bad' meals a week, and even they are a pretty lame version of 'bad' at this point. Like, I just had some deep-fried chicken along with a bunch of veggies and salad at a buffet lunch. That and the odd beer is about as 'bad' as I get these days.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on July 09, 2011, 07:49:30 AM
anyway, DC...when you coming over for kettlebells. Got a long weekend to fill here :)

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on July 09, 2011, 08:19:06 AM
Speaking of kettlebells, I gotta post this. Most useful KB tutorial EVAR EVAR.

Most people try the snatch 'cause it looks cool, but immediately bang the bell against their wrists and quit doing it (some idiots persist I suppose). There are a LOT of relative newcomers to the KB field who teach it wrong as well - I have seen countless vids on youtube where it is demonstrated wrong, where they teach students to 'punch through' at the top etc. Nope. 

This is Steve Cotter, and he's not a newb, and this is how to do it right.

[youtube=560,345]bkeWDzUMVZI&NR=1[/youtube]
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Mr. Gundam on July 18, 2011, 03:07:33 AM
Did the Warrior Dash today, tons of fun!

(http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/283815_2195584698034_1499726239_32377013_7233820_n.jpg)

3.55 miles running in mud and going through obstacles like cargo nets, rope climbs, climbing over wrecked cars and jumping over flames. AWESOME DAY. :rock
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on July 18, 2011, 06:14:34 AM
Did the Warrior Dash today, tons of fun!

(http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/283815_2195584698034_1499726239_32377013_7233820_n.jpg)

3.55 miles running in mud and going through obstacles like cargo nets, rope climbs, climbing over wrecked cars and jumping over flames. AWESOME DAY. :rock

All without putting down your beer :bow2
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: cool breeze on July 18, 2011, 10:36:23 PM
That looks like a lot of fun.  I actually wondered if any Bore people that frequent/live in Japan ever tried out for Sasuke.

anyway, after running a lot for the past few weeks, and doing some various sports, my knee started hurting two days ago.  Why didn't I just lift heavy stuff  :'(

I've also discovered fish I like: arctic char.  No clue if it's a healthy fish or whatever but it taste good.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Mr. Gundam on July 19, 2011, 12:12:09 AM
That looks like a lot of fun.  I actually wondered if any Bore people that frequent/live in Japan ever tried out for Sasuke.

I did the Sasuke course at Muscle Park last year. KICKED MY ASS.

Quote
anyway, after running a lot for the past few weeks, and doing some various sports, my knee started hurting two days ago.  Why didn't I just lift heavy stuff  :'(

You probably messed up your IT band. Make sure you stretch a lot and you'll be fine.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on July 19, 2011, 12:27:29 AM
Yes, that is certainly the only thing that could possibly go wrong with a human knee, Dr Gundam  :spin
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Mr. Gundam on July 19, 2011, 12:29:42 AM
Yes, that is certainly the only thing that could possibly go wrong with a human knee, Dr Gundam

 :P
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on July 19, 2011, 06:59:54 AM
I'm about 80 odd pages into Lyle McDonald's The Ketogenic Diet.  It's worth the read and if you lean towards the :pirate angle, one of the top links on a Google search is a direct download PDF copy of it.

A great read.  Lyle McDonald's material is fun to read and breaks it down for tards like myself who know little or nothing about human physiology.  The biggest downside of this book is that it was written in 1998 when it seems like a lot of studies have come out since then.  Maybe someday he should get around to releasing an updated version.

Also recommended is his Rapid Fat Loss book, which is also easy to find on the internets for free.  It even has recipes in the back.

Right now I'm eating an omelette with Omega 3 cage free insect fed eggs, pepper jack cheese (organic of course), garlic, tomato, and habanero pepper.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on July 19, 2011, 07:24:45 AM
I read the RFL book again recently, but I think I've seen at least the gist of his other books on his blog. He has a bullshit-free style that gives his books quite a punch in terms of knowledge per page. Personally, I think we should be paying more attention to food quality than he normally advocates but it's very easy to graft on types of food you are comfortable with to the eating patterns he recommends. Well worth reading, I agree.

(re: the omelette, one day soon we'll graduate to just eating the insects :lol)

I got a new 20kg kettlebell over the weekend, so now I have a 16kg, a 20kg and a 24kg. It opens up a bunch of stuff that is too easy with 16kg and too hard with 24kg. Been doing stuff like windmills, snatches, one-handed presses from the ground, double KB squats, overhead squats and push presses. Fun stuff to do with a KB, since it adds a stabilization element to everything.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on July 19, 2011, 08:01:10 AM
I've been starting to do dumbbell snatches.  In my 3rd session on saturday, I was doing sets with 60lbs. 

How much harder is it usually to do an equivalent exercise with a KB instead of a DB?  I messed around with a 35lbs KB at Target's and it felt even heavier than a 50lb DB. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on July 19, 2011, 10:06:39 AM
I've been starting to do dumbbell snatches.  In my 3rd session on saturday, I was doing sets with 60lbs. 

How much harder is it usually to do an equivalent exercise with a KB instead of a DB?  I messed around with a 35lbs KB at Target's and it felt even heavier than a 50lb DB. 

For most exercises, they are fairly interchangeable (one or the other will usually be much less awkward though). But you picked one of the ones that is a totally different experience with a DB rather than a KB. A DB snatch is done in my experience with a full squat, whereas the KB is a 'power' version with very little or no dip at all. So basically the DB version is about getting under the DB fast, then stabilizing as you stand up with it, while the KB version is about hurling the KB up high with hip drive and locking it out at the top.

I would say that KBs pretty much always feel heavier than the equivalent barbell weight (by quite a bit) but not necessarily heavier than the DB weight. In fact, DBs can be more awkward for some things. The stabilization requirement is what makes it so much more challenging...the more stabilization involved, the harder it is.

(on the other hand, try doing a Turkish get-up with a barbell :lol It can be done but it must be absolutely murderous).

Bottom line, try KBs, they're fun and make even the same old exercises challenging all over again.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on July 19, 2011, 11:10:14 AM
So I got back from my vacation on Saturday.  I was in Hilton Head, SC for a week and I did a lot of walking but never really exercised.  I also didn't follow a paleo diet because that would have been next to impossible with all the people I went with. 

However, I did go to my old gym and work out and it felt pretty good.  I bought myself (Cormac, close your eyes) a powder mix that is primarily protein, creatine, and a little bit of N.O. boosters with some caffeine mixed in.  It's called N.O. Shotgun and I like it pretty well.  I'm going to use it for the next little while to get myself back on track until I'm back where I want to be with my health and weight-loss.  I haven't weighed myself, but I would imagine that I've put back on ten pounds or so. 

There is a great gym in the town that I'm living in now, and I plan to get a membership soon and start working out there.  I might even hire a personal trainer for a few sessions to get myself on the right track.  The one thing that I've learned about personal trainers though is that they don't always jive well with Paleo dieting or Primal Blueprint-ers.  It's hard to get people to break the mindset of "carbs are bad".

Anywho, when I finally weigh myself and get things going again, I'll be sure to update everyone.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Mupepe on July 19, 2011, 11:53:46 AM
I would be very careful with picking a personal trainer.  Chances are they won't like anything you do that is recommended in this thread.  They're instructed to give you "safest" advice they can.  So that means they'll tell you to eat a "balanced" diet and stick to tons of cardio and a few machine lifts.  They're generally crap and depending on the requirements of your state they could have little or no actual knowledge of nutrition and the human body. 

I don't think there's anything wrong with the PWO mix you got.  Plenty of people use stuff like that with good results.  I think most of them are overly expensive though and I hate the way they make me feel.  But if you can handle both of those aspects I don't see anything wrong with it (except if it's one of those mixes that comes packed with sugar).

Keep us updated, dude.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on July 19, 2011, 12:09:20 PM
That is one draw-back to personal trainers in this state is that they aren't required to have any training prior to starting.  However, I'm picky about trainers and I'm going to look for somebody that is at least ISSA certified or the equivalent.  Also, I'm going to be up front that I'm not looking for help on anything but strength training and some cardio.  No nutrition will be required of them.  I know it's going to be rough, but it's at least worth a shot.  I've looked at the profiles listed on the local gym's website for a few of them and some of them look alright.  I'll just have to see when I get there.

I tried to N.O. Shotgun for the first time yesterday for my workout.  I took the recommended dose and I really liked the effects.  I was originally afraid to use N.O. boosters because so many people seem out of their heads when they use them, but the effect was gentle for me.  I imagine that with my size and weight, that what would be a huge dose for a normal person would be a normal dose for me.  I don't plan on using more than the recommended dose.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Mupepe on July 19, 2011, 01:24:07 PM
Yeah, your size might have something to do with that.  By the way, there are threads on bodybuilding.com where you can make most of that shit a lot cheaper if you have time.  NO boosters are usually just caffeine and l-arginine with creatine and cheap bcaa supplements.  Mixing it separately you can probably do it cheaper and control dosages of each for your own body.  Just a thought.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on July 20, 2011, 08:02:53 PM
NYT, ugh. Can you just post the text in spoiler tags maybe?

Or if you want us to look at the STUDY, post a link to the study, not the armchair scientist journo randomly assigned to turn it into a sensational headline for the Sunday supplement
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on July 20, 2011, 10:22:13 PM
Is this a big study? Randomized, controlled, double-blind...? Who sponsored it?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on July 20, 2011, 11:00:15 PM
Thanks. Despite the huge scale, it's not that useful to me unfortunately, since there is no control, it seems. It's also self-reported, so no doubt deeply flawed. Also, it makes no distinction between 'weight loss' and 'fat loss'.

So yay, whole grains are better....relative to potato chips. How does that help the debate, at this point? I think even the most ardent advocate of potato chips or the most vocal detractor of whole grains would already agree on that. What I'm interested in is: what happens when you completely cut out all these things that promote weight gain, and eat only the things that seemingly promote weight loss? If they go ahead and follow it up, that's the direction they should take I think. But they probably won't 'cause it's too hard to organize something like that (i.e. a true intervention trial, with strict controls).
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Van Cruncheon on July 20, 2011, 11:28:17 PM
yogurt is linked to weight loss because it is sold to dieters and exercise junkies. correlative, not causative -- which is all this study is. red meat is linked to weight gain because dieters have been told for years that meat is bad, veggies are linked to weight loss because folks looking to lose weight switch to a vegetable diet based on similar cultural indoctrination. this isn't science; it's just arbitrarily drawing dotted lines.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on July 20, 2011, 11:30:53 PM
If they don't make a distinction between low-fat, high sugar yoghurt and full-fat, no sugar yoghurt, it's even more pointless.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on July 21, 2011, 12:50:00 AM
Well, they had the opportunity here to do a really good study but dropped the ball. Should they get a pass because of their name?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on July 21, 2011, 02:59:08 AM
The entire history of the field of nutritional science is laid out in 'Good Calories, Bad Calories' by Gary Taubes if you want to look. We've had all the information we need for years about how badly science and journalism has served us here. It's way past time someone did something better. But why worry about the entire world when it's hard enough just changing your own diet. I can't work up any enthusiasm for helping mentally and physically lazy fatties a world away.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on July 21, 2011, 03:42:12 AM
more dangerous than kettlebells to a Cumbrian
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on July 21, 2011, 12:06:45 PM
look at DC, finding websites and shit. golf claps, everyone
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on July 21, 2011, 12:35:12 PM
Maybe you should stick to vidya, less tiring
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on July 21, 2011, 09:34:31 PM
you play futsal? I NEVER KNEW
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on July 21, 2011, 09:43:50 PM
:wag
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on July 21, 2011, 10:44:40 PM
So I went back to my old town to get the final load of belongings, but then I ran into a snafu when the spare key was removed by my (ex?) father-in-law.  I decided to take the opportunity to go see my doctor who happens to be a friend of mine.  He didn't mind me being a walk-in and was eager to talk to me (although he forgot why I hadn't been around, and I had to akwardly remind him  :lol).  I told him that I had started smoking again and I was having trouble kicking it. 

We talked about Chantix, but decided against it because the drug has the known side effects of depression and vivid dreaming, and that was something I probably didn't need (all things considered).  The alternative was something he said would be a "Wonder-Drug" to me.  He gave me a script for Wellbutrin, which is an anti-depressant that also helps it's users stop smoking as well.  The other added benefit is that it helps with weight-loss.  So for me, it's a win-win.

I've already taken the first dose, and I have to admit that it feels alright...
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on July 22, 2011, 11:39:04 AM
How do you guys feel about Protein shakes for meal replacement? 

I've been using Syntha-6 for the past month usually as a once per day meal replacement.  It's not too bad and I stay satisfied off of it for quite a while. 

Ideas?  Suggestions?  Something better?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Mupepe on July 22, 2011, 12:26:47 PM
I'm not familiar with Syntha-6 but the only thing I'd look out for is ones packed with sugar.  Some of them like 20 grams of sugar.  But I used protein shakes a lot on Dave Palumbo's diet and got great results
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on July 24, 2011, 12:26:26 AM
Finished up with The Ketogenic Diet from Lyle McDonald.  It's a great book that breaks down the concepts of human physiology for people like myself who know less than jack shit about it.  At the end of each chapter, he cites where he pulls this information from if people want to know further about anything that he is talking about.  Again, the downside is that the ebook is 13 years old and is probably in need of an updated version.  It's worth the read and if you're a poor or a tightass, it is so easy to find a free online PDF copy that a direct download to a copy is one of the top Google search results.

Now onto Gary Taubes' Good Calories Bad Calories.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on July 25, 2011, 11:28:00 PM
Not exactly hilarious but a neat summation in video form

[youtube=560,345]BRpRCTiKIH8[/youtube]
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on July 27, 2011, 05:57:50 PM
I'm a third of the way into GCBC.  It's an electrifying read!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on July 27, 2011, 07:53:42 PM
A good companion piece is 'Bad Science' by Ben Goldacre, which I talked about a little in the books thread. It casts more light on how trial results get misinterpreted and abused, and how bad trials get the green light in the first place. The takeaway I found most intriguing in GCBC is just how much personal rivalries come into play - Ancel Keys' professional ambitions and inability to tolerate conflicting results or theories alone have caused untold damage, by the looks of it.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on July 27, 2011, 08:48:42 PM
Posting this 'cause it neatly encompasses damn near everything I see or say in this thread:

http://thenextweb.com/lifehacks/2011/07/26/nerd-fitness-from-60-pounds-overweight-to-6-pack-abs/

Read the whole thing and you'll know what you're doing wrong ('cause this dude made ALL the classic mistakes), and how to do it right ('cause he ended up doing it ALL right!), other than a few details (and it even has links for that!).
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Boogie on July 27, 2011, 09:04:03 PM
Been on a two week "eat like shit" binge.  The local pizza place was loving me.

Back on the wagon again now.

Did squats for the first time in nearly two weeks yesterday.  Today, any and all stairs are the devil.  Didn't stop me from doing a routine that included some tractor-tire flippin' today, tho.  The glorious pain.  :-\
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on July 28, 2011, 12:46:40 AM
so i can expect you over tonight then? yay
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on July 28, 2011, 02:21:51 AM
you're a hard man to help DC :gloomy
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on July 28, 2011, 02:47:26 AM
I think I need to start using a precise method of checking my bodyfat %.  The mirror method doesn't seem to work so well once you get to a certain point.  I was doing mostly paleo for almost two weeks, including having just one or two huge meals a day.   My weight immediately went down from 185-188 to 178-180.  However, the fat didn't seem to be diminished significantly even though I continued to play basketball and lift heavy.  I think some fat was lost since I almost have a 6 pack on days when I played 3 hrs of ball but that definition is lost once I got fed and rehydrated.

OTOH, it was real clear that eating just 1 to 2 meals a day was making it hard for me to make progress in my lifts like I used to.  I don't think the fat I was losing was worth the slow down in improving strength.  I've since got back to eating several times a day with more carbs every now and then.  For the first two days, my weight went back up to 185 probably because of the additional water from eating more but since then it's gotten stabilized back to 180.  It just seems kinda odd that my weight is basically the same even though I'm eating at least 1000 calories more per day.  I wonder if I'm at the point now where I need to do something extreme to trick my body into getting the bodyfat even lower. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on July 28, 2011, 03:04:32 AM
Could it be that....calories in doesn't matter all that much?  :omg

You might be on to something here!

And yeah, a 10lb drop is gonna be mostly water, no shocker there. For Christ's sake, stick with something for more than a couple of weeks. You can't tell shit chopping and changing like this.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on July 28, 2011, 10:00:34 AM
did my workout at 10pm, after dinner and 2 glasses of wine, shrug
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on July 28, 2011, 07:50:52 PM
could that be an...excuse
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on July 28, 2011, 07:54:32 PM
Posting this 'cause it neatly encompasses damn near everything I see or say in this thread:

http://thenextweb.com/lifehacks/2011/07/26/nerd-fitness-from-60-pounds-overweight-to-6-pack-abs/

Read the whole thing and you'll know what you're doing wrong ('cause this dude made ALL the classic mistakes), and how to do it right ('cause he ended up doing it ALL right!), other than a few details (and it even has links for that!).

What a great article.  It is such a shame that I didn't ignore ketogenic diets when I first started losing weight eight years ago.  I did the 20/40/40 f/c/p and I remember how huge of a pain in the ass it was to drop the last 10 pounds of fat and maybe that was because I was eating about 200 grams of carbohydrates a day.  I lost 115 lbs in 18 months but I wonder how quickly I could have lost it had I went with a standard ketogenic diet.  Maybe half the time?  I almost wish I was a fat fuck again so I can try it the other way.  I'm so jealous of Willco and the position he is at.

Anyway, I found the winning breakfast combination: 12 ounces of grass fed sirloin steak, a tablespoon of coconut oil, and 20 ounces of whole milk (I supplement with an AST Multi Pro multivitamin, 4 grams of Omega 3, Vitamin B capsule, and a Vitamin D capsule.  Pretty much keeps me going at full energy for about 12 hours in 110+ degree heat index weather.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on July 28, 2011, 09:38:34 PM
Posting this 'cause it neatly encompasses damn near everything I see or say in this thread:

http://thenextweb.com/lifehacks/2011/07/26/nerd-fitness-from-60-pounds-overweight-to-6-pack-abs/

Read the whole thing and you'll know what you're doing wrong ('cause this dude made ALL the classic mistakes), and how to do it right ('cause he ended up doing it ALL right!), other than a few details (and it even has links for that!).

What a great article.  It is such a shame that I didn't ignore ketogenic diets when I first started losing weight eight years ago.  I did the 20/40/40 f/c/p and I remember how huge of a pain in the ass it was to drop the last 10 pounds of fat and maybe that was because I was eating about 200 grams of carbohydrates a day.  I lost 115 lbs in 18 months but I wonder how quickly I could have lost it had I went with a standard ketogenic diet.  Maybe half the time?  I almost wish I was a fat fuck again so I can try it the other way.  I'm so jealous of Willco and the position he is at.

Anyway, I found the winning breakfast combination: 12 ounces of grass fed sirloin steak, a tablespoon of coconut oil, and 20 ounces of whole milk (I supplement with an AST Multi Pro multivitamin, 4 grams of Omega 3, Vitamin B capsule, and a Vitamin D capsule.  Pretty much keeps me going at full energy for about 12 hours in 110+ degree heat index weather.

Huh, I don't drink milk at all these days. Some cream and too damn much yoghurt. Even that is too many carbs for my liking (I can feel the insulin spiking) so I keep it to the PWO window. 12oz steak for breakfast is motherfucking :bow tho
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on July 28, 2011, 09:43:21 PM
DC - do the swings 2 handed. That's the standard. Grip strength isn't the main thing you're working on with swings (it's hip drive/core stabilization), so don't let it limit the number of reps you can do.

Seriously, come over and I'll show you the ropes. Better to get it sorted out at the start rather than do it wrong forever. I have DBs with varying weights so you can use as little as 2kg for technique practice if you want. Shawn may be coming over on Sat anyway so we can do a session. You can show us how to run!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on July 28, 2011, 09:55:53 PM
i'm on holiday Aug 6-14...throw a sickie! If you need photographic evidence of illness, I'm sure we can arrange it!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on July 29, 2011, 10:17:49 AM
alright, we are on for Sunday morning at my place...Shawn is keen for some kettlebells followed by the eating of dead animals. It's a fairly regular thing of late so surely there will be time to suit you eventually.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on July 29, 2011, 01:01:24 PM
I knew you didn't get that sexy by accident  :-*
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on July 29, 2011, 10:57:46 PM
Posting this 'cause it neatly encompasses damn near everything I see or say in this thread:

http://thenextweb.com/lifehacks/2011/07/26/nerd-fitness-from-60-pounds-overweight-to-6-pack-abs/

Read the whole thing and you'll know what you're doing wrong ('cause this dude made ALL the classic mistakes), and how to do it right ('cause he ended up doing it ALL right!), other than a few details (and it even has links for that!).

What a great article.  It is such a shame that I didn't ignore ketogenic diets when I first started losing weight eight years ago.  I did the 20/40/40 f/c/p and I remember how huge of a pain in the ass it was to drop the last 10 pounds of fat and maybe that was because I was eating about 200 grams of carbohydrates a day.  I lost 115 lbs in 18 months but I wonder how quickly I could have lost it had I went with a standard ketogenic diet.  Maybe half the time?  I almost wish I was a fat fuck again so I can try it the other way.  I'm so jealous of Willco and the position he is at.

Anyway, I found the winning breakfast combination: 12 ounces of grass fed sirloin steak, a tablespoon of coconut oil, and 20 ounces of whole milk (I supplement with an AST Multi Pro multivitamin, 4 grams of Omega 3, Vitamin B capsule, and a Vitamin D capsule.  Pretty much keeps me going at full energy for about 12 hours in 110+ degree heat index weather.

Huh, I don't drink milk at all these days. Some cream and too damn much yoghurt. Even that is too many carbs for my liking (I can feel the insulin spiking) so I keep it to the PWO window. 12oz steak for breakfast is motherfucking :bow tho

I can't really think of a great item that is easy to prepare and consume that offers quality calories like whole milk.  With 20 ounces, that means that I only consume about 27 grams of carbohydrates.  Except for the vegetables that I eat, that is pretty much my only source of carbohydrates.  So I'm content with my choice of whole milk.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on July 29, 2011, 11:18:40 PM
Well, I just listed yoghurt and cream... :lol Still dairy but better in every way.

Yoghurt comes pre-digested by friendly bacteria, so doesn't have the anti-digestive issues of milk. In fact, it AIDS digestion of other foods. Plus, the good stuff is higher in fat and lower in lactose carbs than the milk. (I know you eat the stuff anyway, just reminding you of the benefits vs milk...)

I've had my arm twisted into buying some whey protein lately and been giving it a shot. It's definitely a last resort for me but it is super-easy to prepare when pressed for time. Much better than not eating at all first thing in the a.m.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on July 30, 2011, 09:29:32 AM
It's probably water weight but still a hell of a motivator.

Well, I just listed yoghurt and cream... :lol Still dairy but better in every way.

Yoghurt comes pre-digested by friendly bacteria, so doesn't have the anti-digestive issues of milk. In fact, it AIDS digestion of other foods. Plus, the good stuff is higher in fat and lower in lactose carbs than the milk. (I know you eat the stuff anyway, just reminding you of the benefits vs milk...)

I've had my arm twisted into buying some whey protein lately and been giving it a shot. It's definitely a last resort for me but it is super-easy to prepare when pressed for time. Much better than not eating at all first thing in the a.m.

I stopped eating greek yogurt a while ago because the retailer I used to get it from stopped carrying it.  Now that I pretty much do all of my shopping these days at Whole Foods, I need to get back into it.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on July 30, 2011, 10:17:16 AM
It's probably water weight but still a hell of a motivator.
it very well may be. but i'm still surprised. i'm not overweight (70 kg/155 pounds @ 183 cm/6") and i've already been living on a moderately low carb diet for a long time. but going full on paleo seems to have made a bigger difference than i anticipated.

I'm not knocking the success at all but it always seemed like the obligatory water weight lost in the beginning is a good enough motivator to stick to a plan, especially if it produces great initial results but not at the expense of your overall health.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on July 30, 2011, 10:27:52 AM
Sigh, I never once said that you were concerned about your overall lack of health.  I'm just saying that losing initial water weight is great because you're losing a lot of weight without doing detrimental damage to your body (ie, starving yourself)

Jesus Christ
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Shaka Khan on July 30, 2011, 10:27:58 AM
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but i'd be lying if i said that i didn't still have quite a bit of superfluous baby fat even at 70 kg.

Where?

Better not be your rear. Nothing looks worse than a boney rear.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: cool breeze on July 30, 2011, 01:15:48 PM
It's probably water weight but still a hell of a motivator.
it very well may be. but i'm still surprised. i'm not overweight (70 kg/155 pounds @ 183 cm/6") and i've already been living on a moderately low carb diet for a long time. but going full on paleo seems to have made a bigger difference than i anticipated.

what kinds of changes did you make? less refined food?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: cool breeze on July 30, 2011, 11:19:56 PM
I'm still not entirely clear on the differences between atkins/diet low carb and paleo.  I just assume it's down to the quality of foods, because some family members went on low carb and they ate some junky junk, but no carbs, so it was a-ok or something.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on July 31, 2011, 07:10:54 AM
Yeah, Paleo is now about as helpful a term as 'techno'. There are a million ways to skin that cat. Certainly I don't make decisions on what to eat or do based on whether men did so in the paleolithic - that's nonsense as in many cases we have better options than they did. And reading the original 'Paleo' book by Loren Cordain is baffling these days. It was a great basic blueprint but one that has been greatly improved on since, and will continue to be improved on the more people get into it.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on July 31, 2011, 07:12:43 AM
Also, although the Atkins people make the appropriate noises about it being a lifestyle choice etc...the Atkins diet is mainly used as a crash weight-loss diet, whereas Paleo is mostly something that folks commit to for the long-term.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on July 31, 2011, 09:23:16 AM
yes, obviously 'techno' is a distinct sub-genre within the overall 'techno' genre :tophat
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on August 01, 2011, 12:01:45 AM
The Crossfit Games are over but you can stream the archived video here.

I am by no means a Crossfit cultist at this point, but the performances and sportsmanship are still inspiring. Although this year is almost a total whitewash, wtf. Where are my BBCs.

http://games.crossfit.com/
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Van Cruncheon on August 01, 2011, 01:30:42 AM
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Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Mupepe on August 01, 2011, 02:06:25 PM
Welp.  Fuck it.  I'm done being in a calorie deficit.  50 lbs gone.  My strength has gone up slightly but fuck it.  I want gains.  I'm going to eat around maintenance now and just make sure it's clean.  I'm sure I'll get on a deficit again in a few months but for now I'm looking for an ego boost on numbers and mass.  I'm excited :hyper  Staying around the same strength for ~6 months is a real motivation killer :hyper
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on August 01, 2011, 08:19:07 PM
Hmm. 50lbs is a lot, and I can see why you are keen to get back to eating and lifting big but did you actually lean out though? It seems reeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaallly common for folks to go through these cycles of lifting/eating until they get too fat (rather than hitting their lifting goals), then diet/cardio until they get too weak (rather than hitting their body comp goal). 

I just signed up for a 2hr private lesson with a badass kettlebell teacher here in Tokyo :hyper
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on August 02, 2011, 09:15:34 AM
different every time!

Right now, it's a lot of kettlebell stuff - presses from the floor, push-presses, snatches, cleans, swings, windmills, Turkish get-ups, squats etc. No particular reason, other than kettlebells are super-convenient for me right now, and they help to rehab my wonky left shoulder.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Mupepe on August 02, 2011, 10:32:20 AM
Hmm. 50lbs is a lot, and I can see why you are keen to get back to eating and lifting big but did you actually lean out though? It seems reeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaallly common for folks to go through these cycles of lifting/eating until they get too fat (rather than hitting their lifting goals), then diet/cardio until they get too weak (rather than hitting their body comp goal). 

I just signed up for a 2hr private lesson with a badass kettlebell teacher here in Tokyo :hyper
oh it was definitely fat.  Like I said, my strength stayed the same and I wasn't on a starvation diet.  I was just on a 500-700 calorie deficit.  I won't be bulking, just around maintenance.  Enough extra calories that I can actually make progress and just not just spin my wheels on lifts. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on August 02, 2011, 06:32:06 PM
Alright assholes, you win...I'm not drinking anymore whole milk and instead I'm going with full fat greek yogurt :maf
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on August 02, 2011, 07:40:22 PM
Mups - You're evading the question! Are you now at a true maintenance body fat level, i.e. 10% or below...?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Mupepe on August 03, 2011, 10:21:46 AM
Mups - You're evading the question! Are you now at a true maintenance body fat level, i.e. 10% or below...?
Of course not.  I wasn't evading, it just wasn't very clear.  I'm at about 18%.  But my motivation eventually got to 0%.  I just need a change of pace and some encouragement.  So I figure a few months of a slow bulk with a controlled diet will do me good.  The reason I gained so much last time was that I didn't give two shits about what I ate.  I learned my lesson about that :'(
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on August 03, 2011, 10:55:32 AM
Why not work on stuff that promotes continued fat loss rather than strength and mass gains though? Get down to the low teens at least. You've gone so far in that direction it seems like a shame to stop before you get to a truly healthy body comp.

You have years and years to build strength again afterward. Just set different goals, like say getting to a certain number of pull-ups or whatever, and it will become as much fun as benching.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Mupepe on August 03, 2011, 11:14:01 AM
The problem with that is that I also haven't made gains on pullups or anything else really.  I've stayed the same for a while and also my fat loss has stalled like a motherfucker.  I'll still be eating clean (aside from my weekly tacos on Saturday).  The only difference will be getting rid of the 500 calorie deficit and eating at 2700 and making my workout more back and leg oriented (a squat obsession has replaced my BP obsession). 

All in all, I need something to move to keep me motivated because I've been lethargic the last week or two because I haven't seen results. 

got any suggestions for my fat loss issues?  It seems like my body is just intent on keeping it as preservation method.  My diet is a lot of red meat, tuna, eggs, bacon, chicken thighs and asparagus or green beans.  Those items make up 80% of my diet.  Every once in a while I'll have pork chops or something. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on August 03, 2011, 11:27:44 AM
If you've been doing this deficit for long enough, your body adapts and it no longer becomes a deficit. Your metabolism sounds like it has downshifted semi-permanently, which is making you less active (which explains the feeling of lethargy). So yeah, eating more might be just the ticket to kickstart fat loss again. You'll need to be careful to keep the intake appropriate to your activity level though, 'cause once you start lifting heavy again, the impulse will be to eat eat eat. Especially squatting...I've never experienced appetite like when I was squatting heavy 3 times a week. Track your carbs carefully, and keep cheats to once a week I guess.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Mupepe on August 03, 2011, 11:34:37 AM
That's the plan.  I put a lot of work into this and I'm going to be very careful not to gain fat this time around. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on August 03, 2011, 12:24:19 PM
So after my month off I'm starting back into Paleo dieting again.  I'm also going to be taking OxyElitePro for a while until I get back into the swing of things.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on August 04, 2011, 08:45:27 AM
had some of that today (Yogurt and blueberries), with macadamias as well. If you crave whipped cream though - go for it. Whipped cream and strawberries is better than 99% of desserts anyway
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Eric P on August 04, 2011, 09:19:33 AM
i am doing half a cup of fage full fat yogurt with some blueberries for breakfast alongside whatever i normally eat.  This is typically my one fruit serving a day.

i had been lazy so i wasn't doing much beyond that and a chicken sausage.  this morning i found myself awake at 4:40 in the goddamn morning so went ahead and did a chicken sausage and three eggs in a semi omelet.

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on August 04, 2011, 09:41:07 AM
It's probably not the BEST way to go about it, but I've been doing Protein shakes for meal replacement in the mornings for the past few weeks.  I've had bacon and eggs once in the past month and I really miss it!  Maybe after I get settled in this new place in a couple of weeks, I'll be able to go back to my beloved breakfast.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Mupepe on August 04, 2011, 10:06:25 AM
It's better than not eating as long as it's not filled with sugar.  Real food is always better but protein shakes will do the trick in a pinch. 

I've stopped protein shakes altogether by cutting out processed carbs and using the extra calories to get my protein.  I used to be a big believer in protein shakes but unless you're short on time I believe they're mostly a waste of money.  If you're on a full on bulk I could see the use, but even then some chicken thighs or ground beef is better and cheaper.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: cool breeze on August 04, 2011, 11:09:36 AM
i am doing half a cup of fage full fat yogurt with some blueberries for breakfast alongside whatever i normally eat.  This is typically my one fruit serving a day.

i had been lazy so i wasn't doing much beyond that and a chicken sausage.  this morning i found myself awake at 4:40 in the goddamn morning so went ahead and did a chicken sausage and three eggs in a semi omelet.



That, more or less, is roughly the breakfast I've had for the past few years.  I rotate the breakfast meats (recently I tried Beef Bacon from trader joes and it is pretty good!), and perhaps more fruit than I assume most paleo people eat (mostly various berries, some grapefruit and cantaloupe).

though I've had less fruit in the morning because I bought a blender to make daiquiris (or an approximation of it).  and I've been meaning to buy real bacon or pork products.  Pork products are so foreign to me.  My parents never enforced any of their beliefs on me (muslim) but there was never any pork in my house.  First time I've ever had pork as a main part of a meal was about two years
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Mupepe on August 04, 2011, 11:24:15 AM
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Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Eric P on August 04, 2011, 12:34:01 PM
bacon takes a while to cook properly, so i don't know if i want to commit that much time to my morning routines and the thought of pre-making it sounds like such a pain in the ass.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Mupepe on August 04, 2011, 01:16:28 PM
The gap between done and burnt with bacon is so wide that you generally don't have to worry about fucking it up.  throw it in the frying pan, start getting ready, go flip it, finish geting ready, eat. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Mupepe on August 04, 2011, 02:18:01 PM
you don't seem to very picky about your other cuts of pork ;)

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Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Eric P on August 04, 2011, 02:47:44 PM
bacon takes a while to cook properly, so i don't know if i want to commit that much time to my morning routines and the thought of pre-making it sounds like such a pain in the ass.
takes 10 minutes max in a frying pan. but if you'd rather do other shit while your bacon is doing its thing, put it in the oven instead. takes a bit longer, but you can shower and get dressed in the meantime.

i do 10 min on low per side.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Van Cruncheon on August 04, 2011, 04:38:16 PM
i like my bacon CHEWY AS FUCK :drool
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on August 04, 2011, 07:24:22 PM
I think the time has come to start posting pics of our breakfasts :drool
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Eric P on August 04, 2011, 09:09:01 PM
i went out and bought 2 pounds of grass fed ground beef, some fancy sausages, a pound of grass fed bison and two pork chops.

dinners for the next few days are going to rule.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on August 05, 2011, 06:01:27 AM
today's breakfast

...featuring potatoes! I've loosened up my stance on potatoes and rice a fair bit. They're fattening but they cause no digestive issues that I can detect (assuming the spuds are not deep-fried in vegetable oil etc). Once in a while they seem to do no harm. These were some leftovers that I fried up in the bacon fat.

(http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6140/6010782163_0362034bf1.jpg)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on August 05, 2011, 06:44:58 AM
While I'm at it...here's a great paleo dinner. Indoor BBQ! Ingredients: Beef, vegetables, fire

(http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6127/6010873351_2fd09bab86.jpg)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Eric P on August 05, 2011, 07:27:34 AM
this morning i'm doing something simple. 

1/2 pound ground beef
1 plum tomato
1/2 small onion
a dash each of chili powder, rosemary, garlic powder
4 eggs.

half for me, half for the gf.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Beezy on August 05, 2011, 08:28:12 AM
Ingredients: Beef, vegetables, fire
:lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Mupepe on August 05, 2011, 10:06:10 AM
I just worked out for 3 hours earlier today and its ramadan  :-\
I gotta ask.  Why are you working out for 3 hours?

that's way too long IMO.  After about an hour to an hour and a half you're probably not doing much good.  any test boost you had is long gone and your body is exhausted.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on August 05, 2011, 01:07:59 PM
3 hrs is fine as long as you have proper nutrition and you are working out different bodyparts.  A sport like basketball is also OK since there's plenty of moving around slowly in between the bouts of high intensity.


All in all, I need something to move to keep me motivated because I've been lethargic the last week or two because I haven't seen results. 

Try driving up the intensity of your workouts while eating the same amount of food.  Cut down on rest time to 60 secs then 45 and eventually 30.  Also try doing explosive lifts like snatches and cleans, which are extremely draining.  Next time, you deadlift or squat, try doing it with 30 to 50 % weight but jump as high as you can at the top of the lift.  Finally, do 30 mins of moderately high intensity cardio at the end of each workout.  I guarantee your fat will start burning again if you take your workouts to another level. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on August 06, 2011, 06:58:31 PM
I was going to go to the gym today after I got done at my friend's wedding.  They close at 6 on Saturdays.  Fucking weak.

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Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Eric P on August 07, 2011, 08:30:03 AM
so, uh, paleo works wonders.  I've been purely paleo since tuesday and i already have some shirts that are fitting a lot better (i totally broke plaeoedge by having a whiskey and water last night)

now you'll have to excuse me, because even though it's raining and I was up until 2 am, i'm about to go running. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on August 07, 2011, 09:16:47 AM
water weight blah blah blah but yes it does work wonders. Over time.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Mr. Gundam on August 07, 2011, 10:49:25 PM
I felt like complete shit today. Lethargic, fat, and sick to my stomach. Just got back from a four mile run and I feel good once again.

:bow exercise :bow2
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on August 07, 2011, 10:52:03 PM
don't worry, your knee will soon be reminding you of your impending mortality
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Mr. Gundam on August 07, 2011, 11:10:53 PM
don't worry, your knee will soon be reminding you of your impending mortality

Shush, you!

I've been doing IT band stretches the last month, feels much better.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on August 07, 2011, 11:21:40 PM
you're probably stretching new cartilage into existence right now!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Oblivion on August 08, 2011, 12:30:15 AM
Can I get some good suggestions for high calorie foods for building mass?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on August 08, 2011, 03:11:17 AM
Just keep your current diet and add some protein shakes.  It should be pretty easy for your stomach. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on August 08, 2011, 03:18:39 AM
kinda depends what his current diet is!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Mupepe on August 08, 2011, 10:23:59 AM
All in all, I need something to move to keep me motivated because I've been lethargic the last week or two because I haven't seen results. 

Try driving up the intensity of your workouts while eating the same amount of food.  Cut down on rest time to 60 secs then 45 and eventually 30.  Also try doing explosive lifts like snatches and cleans, which are extremely draining.  Next time, you deadlift or squat, try doing it with 30 to 50 % weight but jump as high as you can at the top of the lift.  Finally, do 30 mins of moderately high intensity cardio at the end of each workout.  I guarantee your fat will start burning again if you take your workouts to another level. 
Sorry I missed this Smooth.  I'm sure it would.  That's what I've done in the past to get through plateaus but lethargy sets in shortly afterwards (I already do the HIIT afterwards BTW).  I'm just looking for a change for a bit.  A rest from fat loss.  I've been in a calorie deficit for too long and I can feel it.  I'd rather feel good and lose fat slowly than kicking it back into high gear and feeling apathetic about my routine.  I like to ENJOY working out. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on August 08, 2011, 10:27:50 AM
Just stop counting calories and the energy should come flooding back. Unless you are eating too much of the wrong food or something.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on August 08, 2011, 10:34:06 AM
Fixed up some bacon and eggs this morning for myself and the rest of the family at the compound.  It was delicious.  I bought the bacon from a local company that only makes pork and some beef products.  We're still working on stocking more hens in the chicken coup so farm-fresh eggs are limited right now.

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Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: demi on August 08, 2011, 10:34:48 AM
Andrew, are we going to get some before and after pics?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on August 08, 2011, 10:43:40 AM
If you're talking about the weight-loss, then there isn't much to see right now.  Give me a couple of months to really put some hard work into it and I'd be happy to upload a few.

If you're talking about the thing I just mentioned, you disgust me sir.   :lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: demi on August 08, 2011, 10:55:00 AM
Sort of. I just want to see more of you.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on August 08, 2011, 03:27:47 PM
All in all, I need something to move to keep me motivated because I've been lethargic the last week or two because I haven't seen results. 

Try driving up the intensity of your workouts while eating the same amount of food.  Cut down on rest time to 60 secs then 45 and eventually 30.  Also try doing explosive lifts like snatches and cleans, which are extremely draining.  Next time, you deadlift or squat, try doing it with 30 to 50 % weight but jump as high as you can at the top of the lift.  Finally, do 30 mins of moderately high intensity cardio at the end of each workout.  I guarantee your fat will start burning again if you take your workouts to another level. 
Sorry I missed this Smooth.  I'm sure it would.  That's what I've done in the past to get through plateaus but lethargy sets in shortly afterwards (I already do the HIIT afterwards BTW).  I'm just looking for a change for a bit.  A rest from fat loss.  I've been in a calorie deficit for too long and I can feel it.  I'd rather feel good and lose fat slowly than kicking it back into high gear and feeling apathetic about my routine.  I like to ENJOY working out. 

That's why I suggest moderate cardio instead of HIIT.  That way you can still burn some fat while not draining yourself too much.  HIIT after a session of heavy weights is probably too much if you want to get stronger as well.   

Just stop counting calories and the energy should come flooding back. Unless you are eating too much of the wrong food or something.

Yeah, this approach is better than just downing a bunch of extra calories to bulk.  Unless you have the type of body that can easily cut back down to 10%, you're just gonna hate yourself for gaining a bunch of fat.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Mupepe on August 08, 2011, 04:01:51 PM
We've gone over this before.  For some people, despite what you guys might believe, it really is difficult to gauge "consuming enough" for some people.  Even if I'm eating good foods, I can easily eat way over maintenance and gain fat.  It comes from years of conditioning in overeating and eating like shit.  Closing the calorie deficit of 500 isn't going to make me explode with fat so I don't think it's anything I'll hate myself for.  Counting calories is the best way to keep myself in check.  I've tried a clean paleo without counting calories.  And that mixed with heavy lifting leads me to overeating in massive amounts.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: cool breeze on August 08, 2011, 04:13:51 PM
try fasting for a day or something
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on August 08, 2011, 04:33:07 PM
Try working out in the morning on an empty stomach if you're afraid of overeating.  That way you can adjust your workouts according to how much you ate the day before.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on August 08, 2011, 08:53:20 PM
It seems to me like it is more important that you get your body fat down and your metabolism normalized rather than start going for the world bench press record or whatever. If you are convinced that you can't eat the right amount without counting, then count but just eat to ensure zero deficit on a weekly average basis.

For exercise, you might just be hitting a plateau because you are doing the same things over and over. Shore up your weaknesses rather than building on your strengths. List up 20 or so solid exercises and choose 5 of the ones you rarely do or are bad at to work on for a while. Abandon your current routine totally and come back to it in a few weeks. Routines are terrible things and it sounds like you've been in the same one for a while.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on August 08, 2011, 10:59:09 PM
Okay, so when I am finally able to get back to the gym I need some change for my routine.

I mostly stick the the same compound exercises that Mark Sisson preaches in PB.  I do benches, shoulder presses, lat pulls, squats, and planks almost every session.  I've not been too burned out on it as it's a full-body workout.  However, I am noticing that I'm looking better in my upper body (chest, shoulders, arms, back, neck), but my core and lower body don't seem to be getting too much change.

Is it a thing of needing change or giving it time?  Are there more lower body exercises that I should be doing?  Should I take away from any of the upper body stuff?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on August 08, 2011, 11:15:42 PM
deadlifts and swings dude, deadlifts and swings
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on August 08, 2011, 11:19:31 PM
I give deadlifts another shot now that I've got the proper stuff to do it with.  This new gym's hours may suck, but they make up for it in equipment.  I got to do a proper low-bar squat the other day instead of doing two dumbells.  Felt amazing.  Where can I get more info on swings?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on August 08, 2011, 11:31:03 PM
There are a lot of variations in technique (between the 2 major KB styles, as well as within them...) but this is a pretty in-depth tutorial. I'm thinking I may have to do one of my own one of these days, if I can get a buddy to film it.

[youtube=560,345]FaRsB10Xs3A[/youtube]
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on August 09, 2011, 02:51:34 AM
Okay, so when I am finally able to get back to the gym I need some change for my routine.

I mostly stick the the same compound exercises that Mark Sisson preaches in PB.  I do benches, shoulder presses, lat pulls, squats, and planks almost every session.  I've not been too burned out on it as it's a full-body workout.  However, I am noticing that I'm looking better in my upper body (chest, shoulders, arms, back, neck), but my core and lower body don't seem to be getting too much change.

Is it a thing of needing change or giving it time?  Are there more lower body exercises that I should be doing?  Should I take away from any of the upper body stuff?

You can keep with the dumbell squats but jump as high as you can when you come up.  Pick a weight that will let you jump at least 10 inches. 

I found the deadlift to be one of the best fat burning exercises.  You may want to deadlift twice a week for better results.  3x5 each time would be a good start. 

If you're having problems with the form, on the downward movement, just let the bar go a little below your knees instead of dropping it at the way to the group.  Just make sure to keep your upper back tight.   
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on August 09, 2011, 02:57:04 AM
deadlifts and swings dude, deadlifts and swings

I was doing the hang snatch with a barbell before I jammed and maybe partially dislocated my left shoulder during basketball.  I like the hang snatch even more because it seems to work even more muscles and require more explosion.  Also, if I get a KB that's just right for 5-8 reps on the swings, it'd probably be way too heavy for any of my other KB lifts. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on August 09, 2011, 03:05:42 AM
Deadlifts are a fat-burning exercise now? Really? I think they're amazing and indispensable to any fitness regime but just how many calories do you think you are burning in those 2 seconds Smooth?

KB swings are a high rep exercise. The goal is to keep working for minutes at a time without rest. No-one does only 5-8 swings.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on August 09, 2011, 03:37:13 AM
Isn't the deadlift one of the most CNS exercises?  As such, the deadlift should also raise basal metabolic rate quite a bit.  Even if you don't burn that much during the exercise, you'll burn quite a bit more the rest of the day.  In my personal experience, I always lose quite a bit of weight on weeks when I deadlift heavy. 

KB swings are a high rep exercise. The goal is to keep working for minutes at a time without rest. No-one does only 5-8 swings.

But there's no reason why it can'be a low rep exercise, right?  Although I sometimes go high reps when I've hit a plateau, I never do any lifts for more than 12 reps, unless I'm working the tibialis anterior or calves. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on August 09, 2011, 03:40:50 AM
Cormac, what do you think of front box-squats?  My shoulder is so screwed right now that I can't do a back squat without significant pain.  The front squat is all I can do for now but it places too much emphasis on the quads.  In order to balance things out, I've been doing front box-squats but I don't know how effective that is. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on August 09, 2011, 04:34:29 AM
Isn't the deadlift one of the most CNS exercises?  As such, the deadlift should also raise basal metabolic rate quite a bit.  Even if you don't burn that much during the exercise, you'll burn quite a bit more the rest of the day.  In my personal experience, I always lose quite a bit of weight on weeks when I deadlift heavy. 

KB swings are a high rep exercise. The goal is to keep working for minutes at a time without rest. No-one does only 5-8 swings.

But there's no reason why it can'be a low rep exercise, right?  Although I sometimes go high reps when I've hit a plateau, I never do any lifts for more than 12 reps, unless I'm working the tibialis anterior or calves. 

Deadlifts promote muscle building, provided you feed yourself sufficiently make that muscle. If you attempt to treat it as a weight loss exercise, you'll just be breaking down the muscle and not repairing it. You won't go very far down this road before you see the inanity of it. If you think you lost weight, fine...observational data with a bazillion other factors involved that you're not telling us about.

The data on the whole 'higher resting metabolism after working out' thing is solid but it points to a fairly minuscule effect. A few more calories burned per hour, which doesn't add up to a whole lot of fat loss. Of course what typically happens is people go home after working out and sit on the sofa longer than they normally would have, and reward themselves with a bag of chips so it cancels out anyway. I know you like to believe in this of course so don't let me burst your bubble! When it gets you to your 6 pack, do let us know!

(anyway, stop thinking about exercising your way to being lean. It helps but it's nothing compared to what diet can do as we've been over ad nauseum. For most people, anything they can by exercising they undo by eating too much of the wrong stuff...a tendency you certainly seem no more immune than anyone else to)

Yeah, KBs can be a low rep exercise, just like deadlifts can be a high rep exercise. IF YOU LIVE IN STUPID LAND. Ok, that's harsh. But think about why we designed these pieces of equipment. Think of how large a kettlebell would need to be for you to use it to build muscle for low reps. Think of how little weight there would have to be on a barbell for you to deadlift it non-stop for 5 minutes. Everyone who has thought about either of those approaches has deemed it counterproductive...if you can come up with a good reason I'd like to hear it. Kettlebells are for conditioning and stabilization/balance work with some strength thrown in, deadlifts are for strength only.

Front box-squats? Why not. They load up the quads rather than the glutes but in the short-term (i.e. while your shoulder recovers) there is probably no harm in that. Box squats should only be part of your squatting routine of course, not the whole thing. Go look at Louie Simmons' Westside barbell for programming tips there.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on August 09, 2011, 04:56:43 AM
You can keep with the dumbell squats but jump as high as you can when you come up.  Pick a weight that will let you jump at least 10 inches. 

 :rofl :rofl :rofl  Shhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttt  I'm fat mayne.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on August 09, 2011, 05:40:23 AM
You can keep with the dumbell squats but jump as high as you can when you come up.  Pick a weight that will let you jump at least 10 inches. 

 :rofl :rofl :rofl  Shhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttt  I'm fat mayne.

Good to see you laugh, Andy!

Try DB thrusters maybe - they have the same explosiveness requirement and destroy me completely. Just do the squat, and push the DBs up as you rise until they are locked out overhead. Try not to hit your head!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on August 10, 2011, 09:04:56 PM
As if by magic, Mark Sisson's big post this week addresses the very issue of impact of adding muscle on resting metabolism that I tackled Smooth on above. This is consistent with what the smart people I read have been saying also. There is a measurable effect at the level of lab data, but nothing that you are going to notice in the real world. Money quote:

'No, but seriously: the idea that muscle significantly boosts resting metabolic rate is pretty much nonsense. Now, don’t get me wrong. I like muscle. Love it, even. Nothing I like more than a bit of lean mass, but I don’t like how this notion of “muscle burning fat at rest” has taken hold in the collective psyche. It leads to lofty expectations that come thundering down to shatter to pieces. It gets people on a single, obsessive fitness track where all they want to do is lift, lift, and lift (and eat, eat, eat) some more to the exclusion of other, perhaps more enjoyable pursuits. And, it can even negatively impact one’s health or progress toward desired body composition, either via overtraining the heavy lifting and undertraining the other stuff, like sprints, walks, hikes, and simple play.'

http://www.marksdailyapple.com/how-many-calories-does-muscle-really-burn-and-why-its-not-about-calories-anyway/#more-22548

Well worth reading the whole thing, as usual.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: lennedsay on August 10, 2011, 09:50:48 PM
My crazy witch doctor lady was telling me and my husband about foods and portions she would like us to eat. She basically described paleo, and I asked her about the similarities, and she said that's exactly what she recommends for weight loss. Then she gave me drops to put under my tongue and did applied kinesiology muscle testing using my arm while touching my face. And checked my nail beds for my chi. I think she weighs the same as a duck.

Since I've been back to work, my diet has sucked. Not necessarily fast food, but going out to lunch pretty much daily followed by feeling like total shit the rest of the day. My husband works close to my new job, so we meet for lunch now. I was doing so well when I was unemployed... :(  Still doing pilates though, and we used the circle last night in our whole workout, which completely kicked my ass.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on August 11, 2011, 12:21:00 AM
hmm - i like the stuff on Mark's site but he does seem to contradict himself every so often. The 50 calories a day is bullsh1t and for the reasons he states (there's never anything concrete behind it, but they are doctors right?) then he immediately then accepts the figures of 6 and 2 with open arms with the same lack of anything concrete behind it (there's nothing concrete behind it, but he's a doctor!)

i guess it's "but he's the RIGHT kind of doctor" and whilst i agree with what he's saying it does seem a bit selective. Funnily, the only thing that is agreed is that muscle mass DOES burn more calories at rest - all they are arguing about now is by what factor. Ultimately though, the article is good and it's pretty much where i'm headed state of mind wise. I'm still 80/20 paleo but i'm no longer worried or eating shit food, exercise happens when it happens, and everything is going swimmingly (though can and will get better as i get into more and more fun stuff) and i'm at the point where i'm not looking at the scales religiously.


The 50 cals a day thing is attributed to bro bodybuilders in general rather than a doctor (he does mention a 'Dr Oz' but I have no idea who that is). It is quite frustrating that the only thing you take away from that article is 'Funnily, the only thing that is agreed is that muscle mass DOES burn more calories at rest - all they are arguing about now is by what factor' - I said and Sisson said right up front that all the data supports SOME increase in metabolic rate. Hell, I said that in my original response to Smooth Groove. The entire crux of the discussion here is by what factor it increases, not to debate whether it increases or not. And the conclusion is that it is insignificant!

You can go look at the studies yourself, DC. Nothing shows any increase that is going to make any real change. I found one the other day that listed an increase in the basal metabolic rate of the CONTROL GROUP by 31 kcals. Yes, over the study period, people who changed NOTHING about their diet or exercise still saw an increase in metabolic rate. No-one could explain it! So an increase of 50-100 is just random statistical noise basically. It's not going to make any difference whatsoever to your real-world body comp unless it's upwards of 400 or so IMHO. And even then, homeostasis is going to start working on it very quickly. The body will very quickly adapt to whatever new ratio of lean mass: fat you develop and start hoarding calories etc in response to ensure you don't actually change all that much. So by all means, build muscle but not because it will turn you into some sofa-lounging junk food calorie furnace. Pure fantasy.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on August 11, 2011, 12:30:26 AM
btw there is nothing in the least controversial about how many kcals the average gram of muscle or fat burns every day - this is very easy to measure in the lab and he's not taking it on faith.

See chart here, for example
http://www.thefactsaboutfitness.com/news/cals.htm

The key takeaway from that should be just how few kcals muscle actually burns at all. Which makes total sense - they are there to help us move and useless when not doing so. If they are burning kcals that the brain and major organs need when NOT moving, they are not doing their job right. Ironically, you use a lot more energy by THINKING when on the sofa than by having huge quads just sitting there doing nothing.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on August 11, 2011, 12:37:52 AM
That's not even what I was saying.  I'm well aware that extra muscle mass doesn't burn much more calories.  What I was trying to say is that the deadlift seems to have high CNS stimulation effect which leads to a higher BMR.  

Although diet eventually plays a bigger part in bodyfat %, exercising, especially at higher intensities, generally seems to have quicker effect.  I've seen guys at the gym lose 30lbs in 2 months just by playing basketball regularly.  OTOH, people who change their diets in a healthy manner (no drastic drop in caloric intake) rarely get the same improvement in such a short period.  People are more likely to stick with physical activities that they enjoy while gradually cutting down on bad foods than just cutting off all bad foods immediately.  

Keep in mind also that most of the people who keep preaching diet is more important than exercise in having a great body, already have great bodies.  Of course, there's not much need to focus on exercise if you don't have extra 50 lbs of fat or more to burn.  
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on August 11, 2011, 12:41:47 AM
So by all means, build muscle but not because it will turn you into some sofa-lounging junk food calorie furnace. Pure fantasy.

Genetic plays a big part too.  The guy with the best body in the gym (looks like a NFL superstar) swears that he eats mostly junk food 'cause he's a truck driver.  My mother eats mostly carbs everyday and still has a ridiculously low bodyfat in her 50s. 


On a different note, how's the form for the KB swing in this link?  A friend send it to me after I recommend that he buys some KBs.  He got a 15lb and claims that's already enough to make him sore.  What a weakling!

http://www.thepostgame.com/blog/training-day/201108/lose-fat-2-exercises
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on August 11, 2011, 12:46:42 AM
ok, prove it!

There is no doubt that the deadlift and the squat have a very potent CNS effect, but that's not WHY we do them. If it were possible, we would want to avoid any CNS fatigue whatsoever when we train. The reason I lift heavy is because of the hormonal effects - higher testosterone production, increased insulin sensitivity blah blah blah. Not to jack up my CNS. If I wanted to do that, I'd just drink coffee and do amphetamines all day.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on August 11, 2011, 12:52:29 AM
So by all means, build muscle but not because it will turn you into some sofa-lounging junk food calorie furnace. Pure fantasy.

Genetic plays a big part too.  The guy with the best body in the gym (looks like a NFL superstar) swears that he eats mostly junk food 'cause he's a truck driver.  My mother eats mostly carbs everyday and still has a ridiculously low bodyfat in her 50s. 


On a different note, how's the form for the KB swing in this link?  A friend send it to me after I recommend that he buys some KBs.  He got a 15lb and claims that's already enough to make him sore.  What a weakling!

http://www.thepostgame.com/blog/training-day/201108/lose-fat-2-exercises

Yeah, you keep talking about all these amazing people, and I keep saying that does no good whatsoever for the rest of us schmucks. So I ignore 'em and do what I can for myself and those around me. I have years of evidence that eating junk food and laying around doesn't produce amazingly low body fat for me in my TWENTIES never mind my 50's so I will have to just forge my own path I'm afraid. From what I read, I expect the same is true for pretty much every last person who posts here.

The form in that vid looks pretty solid but I already posted one to illustrate form - why not just look at that?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on August 11, 2011, 01:04:00 AM
Well, my main point wasn't that some people don't need to eat right but rather that exercise is the quicker path to change in body composition. 

ok, prove it!

There is no doubt that the deadlift and the squat have a very potent CNS effect, but that's not WHY we do them. If it were possible, we would want to avoid any CNS fatigue whatsoever when we train. The reason I lift heavy is because of the hormonal effects - higher testosterone production, increased insulin sensitivity blah blah blah. Not to jack up my CNS. If I wanted to do that, I'd just drink coffee and do amphetamines all day.

Well, most CNS stimulants, like ADHD medications tend to lead to weight loss, although it's not clear whether it's due to reduced appetite or change in metabolism or nutrients absorption.  Generally, the medical community hasn't been very interested in doing the type of studies that we're talking about.  Most older physicians still believe that 30 to 60 min cardio several times per week is the best type of exercise. 

Maybe we can do our own experiment?  Like:  Week 1-no exercise.  Week 2-same calories but lift heavy. 

Also, CNS fatigue is overrated.  I doubt most people work themselves hard enough to experience CNS fatigue. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on August 11, 2011, 01:09:50 AM
The form in that vid looks pretty solid but I already posted one to illustrate form - why not just look at that?

I haven't even bought any KBs yet.  What do you think of the adjustable ones? 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on August 11, 2011, 01:47:13 AM
Exercise may be quicker in the short run but those newbie gains don't last very long. You end up having to do the same amount of exercise just to keep from getting fat again. And who wants only short-term fat loss? At the cost of hours out of your life, and typically miserable hours at that?

And again, there is genetic variance. Some people respond quickly to exercise. Others don't! Ask Prole how long he has been on that treadmill trying to lose the last 5-10lbs for example. And of course, your example is self-selecting. The people in the gym (and are happy to talk about their success!) are of course the ones who have had the most success with exercise. To meet people who have had success with diet but not exercise, you probably need to go to weightwatchers etc. instead. Anyway. I don't need convincing that diet is 80% at least of the equation for everybody. You'll get to this realization in the end, after another few years trying to get a 6 pack or whatever by whatever new scheme Mens Health has this month.

Adjustable kettlebells are very dangerous, steer clear. Pro-grade IKFF KBs are the best ones I've used by far, for various reasons. About the same price as well. These are what I got, as recommended by my instructor:

http://www.ikff.net/index.php?page=shop.browse&category_id=4&vmcchk=1&option=com_virtuemart&Itemid=6

I just got 2 of the 16kg ones, very nice indeed. Will post a pic in a minute.

Btw, do not pour scorn on those who use lighter KBs until you've tried them. As you should know, it is quite possible to destroy yourself with bodyweight alone with the right exercises and the right number of reps. KBs are designed for long-form competitions, typically 5 or 10 minutes of continuous work, with the only rest coming in the rack position. And of course, much of your training will be with 2 KBs at once, so with my set, I'd be hefting 32kg each rep. My instructor said it would probably be years before most people would get to using 2x24kg for long-form sets, even if they can cheerfully hoist a single 24kg for say 10-20 reps of snatches. I can do 50-plus swings on the trot with 24kg and usually do 100 reps in a super set of swings and I'd be dead inside a minute doing 2x24kg. Like, my heart would pop out of my chest. You have to work up to it. So I would start with a single 16kg and aim to get another 16kg in a few months once you are comfortable with single hand exercises and sets up to 5 mins with no rest.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on August 11, 2011, 01:52:36 AM
Here are the new ones - the green ones with the milled steel handle. The blue ones are rubber handled, which are fine for swings and presses but not so great for exercises where the bell rubs against the palm a lot like snatches or jerks.

(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-wNTDR_5_LAs/TkNtTGDTuyI/AAAAAAAAATM/7Jk1mchb_eo/w402/11%2B-%2B1)

As you can see, the new ones are much bigger than the others despite being only 16kg. The big blue one in the back is 24kg but still fairly small. The black one is 20kg. The reason for the seemingly-excessive size is that all weights are the same size, which means that when I get bigger bells, I won't have to relearn all the exercises. The rack position etc will be exactly the same as with the current bell. Just heavier!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on August 11, 2011, 02:11:52 AM
Being a med school student and all, do you see a lot of experiments that run for a week? I'm guessing not. Reason being, bodyweight is fluctuating constantly because of a zillion factors. To isolate one factor like exercise you need to keep everything else controlled and you need to let it run for long enough for things like water retention, illness, bingeing and purging to average out. Even then, good luck finding someone who wants to do deadlifts for the purposes of LOSING weight rather than gaining it. As I said above, you are destroying muscle tissue by lifting heavy. If you lose weight, you are not rebuilding said muscle tissue. Therefore, the longer you do it, the harder the deadlifts are going to be and the more miserable you are going to be. And you'll end up weaker. It's just a great big soup of ??? I'm afraid
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Eric P on August 11, 2011, 12:59:37 PM
I have a quick question about nutrition tracking.  In the past I've used fitday, but I don't really like that site.  It was ok but I hated that I had to enter in so much custom information all the time.  Mapmyrun has a nutrition thing, but it seems really tacked on.  Doesn't allow you to sort by meals and due to the graphics involved it takes more time to enter the foods.

I was curious what, if anything, other people use.

I was going to use it predominately to do things like track carb intake.  I'm eating either LC or VLC, I believe, but I want to make certain that there isn't some staple of my diet which may be problematic.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on August 11, 2011, 09:32:38 PM
You shouldn't really have to track that closely past say the first month so if I were you, I'd just suck it up and deal with fitday. I gave up on it very quickly myself though - it's all based around US foods so it's a complete PITA to put in what I buy and eat here.

(the reason I say you shouldn't have to track it that closely is that after your insulin sensitivity increases, you will be able to feel it pretty much instantly when you eat too many carbs...especially sugar)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on August 11, 2011, 10:34:38 PM
Btw, do not pour scorn on those who use lighter KBs until you've tried them. As you should know, it is quite possible to destroy yourself with bodyweight alone with the right exercises and the right number of reps. KBs are designed for long-form competitions, typically 5 or 10 minutes of continuous work, with the only rest coming in the rack position. And of course, much of your training will be with 2 KBs at once, so with my set, I'd be hefting 32kg each rep. My instructor said it would probably be years before most people would get to using 2x24kg for long-form sets, even if they can cheerfully hoist a single 24kg for say 10-20 reps of snatches. I can do 50-plus swings on the trot with 24kg and usually do 100 reps in a super set of swings and I'd be dead inside a minute doing 2x24kg. Like, my heart would pop out of my chest. You have to work up to it. So I would start with a single 16kg and aim to get another 16kg in a few months once you are comfortable with single hand exercises and sets up to 5 mins with no rest.

Okay, I just thought to ask this.  The video you posted was very big on proper form, and I'm grateful for that, but what is the rep/sets set up like?  I do standard 5X5 for most things except squats, but is that too little for the KB's?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on August 12, 2011, 12:34:58 AM

http://www.ikff.net/index.php?page=shop.browse&category_id=4&vmcchk=1&option=com_virtuemart&Itemid=6

I just got 2 of the 16kg ones, very nice indeed. Will post a pic in a minute.

Btw, do not pour scorn on those who use lighter KBs until you've tried them. As you should know, it is quite possible to destroy yourself with bodyweight alone with the right exercises and the right number of reps. KBs are designed for long-form competitions, typically 5 or 10 minutes of continuous work, with the only rest coming in the rack position. And of course, much of your training will be with 2 KBs at once, so with my set, I'd be hefting 32kg each rep. My instructor said it would probably be years before most people would get to using 2x24kg for long-form sets, even if they can cheerfully hoist a single 24kg for say 10-20 reps of snatches. I can do 50-plus swings on the trot with 24kg and usually do 100 reps in a super set of swings and I'd be dead inside a minute doing 2x24kg. Like, my heart would pop out of my chest. You have to work up to it. So I would start with a single 16kg and aim to get another 16kg in a few months once you are comfortable with single hand exercises and sets up to 5 mins with no rest.

Funny how you said that but the lightest KB in your link is pink. 

Those prices seem quite a bit more than what I've seen at the local sporting goods store.  Is it because of the coating?

I was thinking of 12, 16, and 20 kg to start.  What do you think?  Should I get two of each? 

Being a med school student and all, do you see a lot of experiments that run for a week? I'm guessing not. Reason being, bodyweight is fluctuating constantly because of a zillion factors. To isolate one factor like exercise you need to keep everything else controlled and you need to let it run for long enough for things like water retention, illness, bingeing and purging to average out. Even then, good luck finding someone who wants to do deadlifts for the purposes of LOSING weight rather than gaining it. As I said above, you are destroying muscle tissue by lifting heavy. If you lose weight, you are not rebuilding said muscle tissue. Therefore, the longer you do it, the harder the deadlifts are going to be and the more miserable you are going to be. And you'll end up weaker. It's just a great big soup of ??? I'm afraid

It was just a hypo.  But you're right that there are other factors that could be outside the control of the experiment.  For example, sleep could very likely be worsened by lifting heavy several times per week. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on August 12, 2011, 12:35:52 AM
Also, what is a long form or short form KB exercise? 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on August 12, 2011, 12:53:58 AM
Btw, do not pour scorn on those who use lighter KBs until you've tried them. As you should know, it is quite possible to destroy yourself with bodyweight alone with the right exercises and the right number of reps. KBs are designed for long-form competitions, typically 5 or 10 minutes of continuous work, with the only rest coming in the rack position. And of course, much of your training will be with 2 KBs at once, so with my set, I'd be hefting 32kg each rep. My instructor said it would probably be years before most people would get to using 2x24kg for long-form sets, even if they can cheerfully hoist a single 24kg for say 10-20 reps of snatches. I can do 50-plus swings on the trot with 24kg and usually do 100 reps in a super set of swings and I'd be dead inside a minute doing 2x24kg. Like, my heart would pop out of my chest. You have to work up to it. So I would start with a single 16kg and aim to get another 16kg in a few months once you are comfortable with single hand exercises and sets up to 5 mins with no rest.

Okay, I just thought to ask this.  The video you posted was very big on proper form, and I'm grateful for that, but what is the rep/sets set up like?  I do standard 5X5 for most things except squats, but is that too little for the KB's?

'5-10 mins of continuous work' not enough of an explanation? Start swinging, don't put the bell down 'til you hit 5 mins? Too complicated?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on August 12, 2011, 12:55:56 AM

http://www.ikff.net/index.php?page=shop.browse&category_id=4&vmcchk=1&option=com_virtuemart&Itemid=6

I just got 2 of the 16kg ones, very nice indeed. Will post a pic in a minute.

Btw, do not pour scorn on those who use lighter KBs until you've tried them. As you should know, it is quite possible to destroy yourself with bodyweight alone with the right exercises and the right number of reps. KBs are designed for long-form competitions, typically 5 or 10 minutes of continuous work, with the only rest coming in the rack position. And of course, much of your training will be with 2 KBs at once, so with my set, I'd be hefting 32kg each rep. My instructor said it would probably be years before most people would get to using 2x24kg for long-form sets, even if they can cheerfully hoist a single 24kg for say 10-20 reps of snatches. I can do 50-plus swings on the trot with 24kg and usually do 100 reps in a super set of swings and I'd be dead inside a minute doing 2x24kg. Like, my heart would pop out of my chest. You have to work up to it. So I would start with a single 16kg and aim to get another 16kg in a few months once you are comfortable with single hand exercises and sets up to 5 mins with no rest.

Funny how you said that but the lightest KB in your link is pink. 

Those prices seem quite a bit more than what I've seen at the local sporting goods store.  Is it because of the coating?

I was thinking of 12, 16, and 20 kg to start.  What do you think?  Should I get two of each? 

Being a med school student and all, do you see a lot of experiments that run for a week? I'm guessing not. Reason being, bodyweight is fluctuating constantly because of a zillion factors. To isolate one factor like exercise you need to keep everything else controlled and you need to let it run for long enough for things like water retention, illness, bingeing and purging to average out. Even then, good luck finding someone who wants to do deadlifts for the purposes of LOSING weight rather than gaining it. As I said above, you are destroying muscle tissue by lifting heavy. If you lose weight, you are not rebuilding said muscle tissue. Therefore, the longer you do it, the harder the deadlifts are going to be and the more miserable you are going to be. And you'll end up weaker. It's just a great big soup of ??? I'm afraid

It was just a hypo.  But you're right that there are other factors that could be outside the control of the experiment.  For example, sleep could very likely be worsened by lifting heavy several times per week. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on August 12, 2011, 01:35:25 AM
My bad, I just looked at your pic and thought that different weights are needed for different exercises. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on August 12, 2011, 02:05:49 AM
Also, what is a long form or short form KB exercise? 

5-10 mins. If you can do 100 snatches in 5 mins with 24kg, you are good enough to be certified. Competitions run up to 10 mins, for max reps in the specified time.

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on August 12, 2011, 02:07:07 AM
My bad, I just looked at your pic and thought that different weights are needed for different exercises. 

To an extent that's true but you have to start with the basics. There is no point buying a lifetimes' worth of kettlebells all at once.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Eric P on August 12, 2011, 05:20:48 AM
You shouldn't really have to track that closely past say the first month so if I were you, I'd just suck it up and deal with fitday. I gave up on it very quickly myself though - it's all based around US foods so it's a complete PITA to put in what I buy and eat here.

(the reason I say you shouldn't have to track it that closely is that after your insulin sensitivity increases, you will be able to feel it pretty much instantly when you eat too many carbs...especially sugar)

Ok, I'll just do the fitday mess.  I'm currently LC or VLC.  All of my carbs are from fruit / veggies.  No grain, no sugars, no juices.  though last week i did make a coconut milk / blueberry smoothie.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Eric P on August 15, 2011, 09:05:14 AM
added strength training to my running thanks to Robb Wolf's Paleo Solution.  fucking.  ow.  So on the days my legs don't hurt my arms will.  Awesome.

in other news though, I found that I can now fit into shirts that I hadn't fit into years ago.  Still doing VLC fairly strict (no grains, no legumes, rare dairy).  I had honey yesterday with chicken and had blueberries in coconut milk for dinner; those were my extravagances.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Mupepe on August 15, 2011, 10:25:30 AM
Don't worry, Eric.  The DOMS will go away after a week or two as long as you stick with it and eat enough. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on August 15, 2011, 12:12:48 PM
Don't worry, Eric.  The DOMS will go away after a week or two as long as you stick with it and eat enough. 

...and stop training
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Mupepe on August 15, 2011, 12:17:55 PM
?

Edit: I guess to clarify (since this is probably what Cormac was trying to get at) is that you will always have continued soreness (if not, you're not hitting it hard enough).  But you grow used to it.  It just won't be the debilitating pain of DOMS that occurs in the first week or two for beginners or when you switch up your routine. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Eric P on August 15, 2011, 12:53:46 PM
yeah i'm not too worried.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Mupepe on August 16, 2011, 11:44:45 AM
So I've been lifting heavy again for a week and I've already added an extra pullup to each set and I feel better.  I've also lost an additional 1.5 lbs.  I'll see how my compound lifts go when I'm back up to my old 5x5 max on them next week. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on August 16, 2011, 10:32:20 PM
Had an interesting result at the gym the other day - I deadlifted heavy for the first time in 3 months, and added 15kg to my 1RM. The only thing I've done in the interim is kettlebells.

To a certain extent, that's deceptive as I'm just regaining strength I had lost. On the other hand, I was surprised as I really didn't expect kettlebell strength to translate into 1RM type barbell strength much. Will be interesting to see if I can actually get back to my PB levels or beat it with only KB training and the occasional gym trip for some max effort style lifting.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on August 17, 2011, 11:46:59 PM
Great roundtable between Robb Wolf, Mat Lalonde and Mark Sisson. Gets rowdy! Just goes to show how much of a work in progress this whole deal is.

http://robbwolf.com/2011/08/09/the-paleo-solution-episode-92/
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on August 18, 2011, 12:27:57 AM
Had an interesting result at the gym the other day - I deadlifted heavy for the first time in 3 months, and added 15kg to my 1RM. The only thing I've done in the interim is kettlebells.

To a certain extent, that's deceptive as I'm just regaining strength I had lost. On the other hand, I was surprised as I really didn't expect kettlebell strength to translate into 1RM type barbell strength much. Will be interesting to see if I can actually get back to my PB levels or beat it with only KB training and the occasional gym trip for some max effort style lifting.

You mean your deadlift 1RM had gone down before working with KBs?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on August 18, 2011, 12:28:53 AM
what else could that mean?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on August 18, 2011, 12:32:54 AM
I was just surprised that your power went down a bit since you've been working out consistently for quite a long time now. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on August 18, 2011, 12:41:35 AM
Great roundtable between Robb Wolf, Mat Lalonde and Mark Sisson. Gets rowdy! Just goes to show how much of a work in progress this whole deal is.

http://robbwolf.com/2011/08/09/the-paleo-solution-episode-92/

I'm only about 65% paleo but I've been pimping all your info to my friends.  They are sorta my guinea pigs.  I want to see if I can turn below-average shaped people into studs. 

Two guys have started on it for about a month and claimed to have gotten great results.  I should be able to tell next time we play ball since they're pretty out of shape.   I've also gotten them to start lifting heavy but they make all sort of excuses for only working out sporadically. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on August 18, 2011, 12:47:19 AM
I was just surprised that your power went down a bit since you've been working out consistently for quite a long time now. 

Who said that? I had a huge gap when I started working from home where I didn't lift heavy for at least 6 months.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Eric P on August 18, 2011, 08:37:19 AM
ugh.  I got a handful of hours of sleep Tues night, then ran Wed morning and then I had to shoot a show last night.  I didn't do my strength training at all this morning.  I'll try to do it tonight if I can.

Since I'm just doing things like squats and pushups right now, as I get stronger should I add more reps going from 5x5 to 5x6 or should I go the other way and add more to each set (6x5, for example)?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on August 18, 2011, 10:21:45 AM
I don't think it matters a whole lot at the beginning, or after a long layoff. You will make rapid progress in any direction you go, as long as you are consistent and keep eating right/recovering right. Personally, if you are going to do these sets, I would focus more on reducing your rest between sets rather than increasing reps.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Eric P on August 18, 2011, 10:34:02 AM
ok.  I was resting at 20 sec between reps.  I'll keep it there until it becomes noticeably easier.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on August 18, 2011, 10:53:26 AM
Start setting goals, and keeping track of your results. Track reps, times, rest intervals, weights used. Makes it much more rewarding. Start up a blog maybe (i have a non-public one that has 4 years' worth of data now)

Short-term goals are fine for now, since you probably have no idea what your relative strengths and weaknesses are yet anyway. Pick a number of push-ups you want to do in a set, a time you want to run a mile in etc etc. You'll probably be amazed at how quickly they start to fall. If you can get your GF or some friends in on the competition, do it! It'll keep everyone motivated.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Eric P on August 22, 2011, 06:58:09 AM
forgive me, Taubes for i have sinned.  it has been one week since my last confession.

This weekend was the gf's birthday weekend, so we ate at restaurants a lot more than normal as we were out with friends (at bars for much of the time) or just out for most of the past three days.  I did my best to stay paleo, but it was just impossible in some instances.  i didn't binge on SAD foods by any means but i think that i had HFCS without realizing it until after the fact.  I had no idea that tonic water had so much sugar in it, so one less thing to consume.  I suppose on the alcohol front, my infrequent drinking will be relegated to whiskey sodas.  Staying Paleo outside your own kitchen can be quite difficult.

I was noticing some really horrible digestive effects within the past week of paleo, but I picked up some of the NOW Super enzymes (http://www.nowfoods.com/Products/M011541.htm) and some lactose free Kefir and everything seems to have straightened out for now. 

The running is going better.  I'm on week 6 and able to push a bit harder for longer periods of time.  I'm not fast, but I'm faster than I was.

Strength training, still doing the 5x5 at current weights, mostly doing squats and pushups on run rest days.  Working on form more than anything else.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on August 22, 2011, 07:45:48 AM
I wonder why the digestive issues? Are you eating anything you rarely or never ate before? For me going Paleo (or more accurately, Primal) was a fairly simple matter of subtraction with very little if any addition.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Eric P on August 22, 2011, 08:47:50 AM
I think it was the increase in eggs to be honest.  I would usually eat them only on weekends and occasionally if I bought breakfast in the city.  Now, I eat two a day.  Like you it was subtraction rather than addition, though there was a significant increase in what I was eating.

Bacon from being a weekend thing to being near daily, same with eggs.  Vegetables shifted slightly as I moved away from legumes, grains and starchy tubers and upped stuff like onions, peppers, spinach, squash and the like.

I changed brand and type of egg and still had the same issues.  I've since cut back on eggs and have also cut back on bacon, though this makes a breakfast without grains somewhat more difficult.

In addition to the enzymes, I've started an Omega3 supplement to try to balance out the wealth of Omega6. 

 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on August 22, 2011, 10:32:25 AM
I had gas issues when I first started having fully paleo days.  It got worse when I added protein drinks to the mix.  After a week, I started feeling much better.  I think my GI just wasn't used to digesting so much protein.  I also started taking this enzyme mix (http://www.vitaminshoppe.com/store/en/browse/sku_detail.jsp?id=M3-1003) which seems to further reduce the bloating. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on August 22, 2011, 11:03:16 AM
For breakfast, 2 eggs should be the bare minimum if you are training at all. I usually have 3 or 4. There really isn't all that much protein in 'em sadly, only 5g or so I think. Also, I almost always have some veggies (or a tomato, which goddammit in my head is a vegetable) with breakfast. It's often the biggest meal of the day for me. I almost always have some leftover veggies in the fridge and just fry them along with the bacon. Bacon-fried broccoli was a revelation :drool
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Mupepe on August 22, 2011, 11:10:17 AM
I usually fry some peppers, tomatoes and mushrooms up in bacon grease and then add 3 or 4 eggs after the veggies are cooked.  I've added cheese back in.  But it's salvadoran cheese and it seems to be a lot better on my digestive system than cheddar or mozzarella and I don't have to use as much.  Still not going to add milk into my diet again though. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on August 22, 2011, 04:14:32 PM
I want to go hardcore Primal Blueprint for 30 days after I get done working at my old job.  I've only a little over two weeks left there, then I'll be able to stay at home.  Being away from home for a few days at a time makes things really hard to eat a decent diet.  I've been doing the best I can by eating salads, veggie mixes, and low-carb stuff from Hardee's while I'm gone. 

I have to say that I can definitely tell a difference in how I feel physically when I am and when I am not eating PB style.  I like the feeling of when I am.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Eric P on August 22, 2011, 06:10:47 PM
I just ordered Primal Blueprint from Amazon and downloaded a Tabata app for my phone which will give me the timing for reps.  Hilariously, the program comes with a warning saying "Tabata Training is a very intensive training program and can lead to loss of consciousness" which I don't doubt, but still found amusing.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on August 22, 2011, 10:16:10 PM
I tried a class this evening called F/X Training.  It's supposed to be just like Crossfit.  I don't know if Crossfit is that hardcore, but I can tell you that I'm killed.  The routine went like this:  30 minutes broken down into 1-minute rotations including 10 rows, 15 pushups, and 20 squats.  If you completed the rotation then you got to rest until it started over, otherwise you did as much as possible before starting over. 

Then we started into a four-minute Tabata session of burpees, mountain climbers, snowboards, and jumping jacks.

When we got to Tabata, I couldn't even do half of a burpee because my arms were shot.   :lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on August 22, 2011, 10:22:56 PM
that sure sounds like all the worst possible aspects of Crossfit :maf

Far too much volume for a 1st timer. Just stupid, non-targeted training. The equivalent of frozen dinners at Applebees.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on August 22, 2011, 11:15:16 PM
Tried to make a true paleo meal and totally failed. 

I threw some thinly sliced beef, vegetables, eggs, and calorieless yam noodles into a pot with some sukiyaki sauce.  I was pretty satisfied with myself until I read the nutritional label of the sauce and realize that it has a ton of sugars.   :(
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on August 23, 2011, 12:40:56 AM
It could be infected.  Get a blood test. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on August 23, 2011, 12:45:26 AM
Tried to make a true paleo meal and totally failed. 

I threw some thinly sliced beef, vegetables, eggs, and calorieless yam noodles into a pot with some sukiyaki sauce.  I was pretty satisfied with myself until I read the nutritional label of the sauce and realize that it has a ton of sugars.   :(

baby steps, dude, baby steps. Store-bought sauces are usually filled with salt, sugar or both, but the good news is you can usually make something that tastes great without sugar. After a while of no sugar, all that stuff tastes sickly anyway. For a stir-fry, a little soy sauce and rice wine with maybe some garlic/ginger paste should be all the flavor you need. Both soy sauce and rice wine have their own issues of course but better than sugar by far. I don't either of them regularly but don't worry too much about it when I do.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on August 23, 2011, 12:48:53 AM
How about some low sodium chicken or beef broth?  I got a new nonstick pan which is really awesome.  I barely have to use any oil when frying eggs and no oil at all for meat. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on August 23, 2011, 12:51:40 AM
I got no problem with sodium! Many paleo people eat broth just to make sure they are getting ENOUGH sodium :lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on August 23, 2011, 01:16:45 AM
Cormac, have you checked out this site http://www.leangains.com/2010/04/leangains-guide.html?

http://www.leangains.com/p/my-transformation.html

The guy has some impressive results but I'm starting to think it's just broscience after 2-3 weeks of trying it with no discernible increase in fat loss. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Eric P on August 23, 2011, 07:26:25 AM
i totally killed it* on my run this morning.  i normally manage about 2.25 to 2.5 miles in 30 minutes but this morning I did 3.02.  I didn't do anything different.  I just...ran.  Great feeling.









*killed it to my relative and current fitness
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Mupepe on August 23, 2011, 10:03:27 AM
Cormac, have you checked out this site http://www.leangains.com/2010/04/leangains-guide.html?

http://www.leangains.com/p/my-transformation.html

The guy has some impressive results but I'm starting to think it's just broscience after 2-3 weeks of trying it with no discernible increase in fat loss. 
Someone here was doing IF.  I think it was rman.  He seemed to get good results.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on August 23, 2011, 11:41:22 PM
I can confirm IF training is crap for high intensity workouts, at least for my body.

I tried a new routine my friend send me (below) and was almost dead by the time I finished the split-legged DB squat.  I couldn't even finish the leg curls and calf raises.  My legs felt weightless on the last set of squats.  It's been a long time since I've felt this horrible and I've been doing workouts that were even more intensive.   I guess 16 hrs of fasting is simply too much for a workout like this. 

Single leg on-off box jumps
2x10  Per leg

Lateral cone jump
2x10

Single leg squat 3x10

Dumbell Split Squat
3x10

Barbell Squat 3x8

Leg Curl 3x10

Standing Calf Raises 3x20
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Eric P on August 25, 2011, 08:59:30 AM
i think my digestive issues were caused by the eggs.  I haven't eaten any in two days and i haven't had any issues.  That's a shame.  I'm getting my morning fat from greek yogurt for now.  I also upgraded my bacon from generic store bought bacon to Applegate's brand (no nitrates, etc).  It's literally twice as much, but I figure it's probably better for me if I'm going to be eating it this much.  I've found a great little park along the water where I work where I can go for 3 mile walks during lunch.  I'm going that on run rest days when I do squats / pushups in the morning. 

I found myself absolutely needing a belt on my pants this morning.  That was a pretty great feeling.  Making good progress quickly.

There's a 5k run in two weeks for which I was thinking of signing up.

edit: and I signed up for it. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Mupepe on August 25, 2011, 11:17:21 AM
what kind of eggs were you using?  I found that the omega eggs don't sit well with me and when i switched to either regular supermarket or plain free range it cleared up
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on August 25, 2011, 11:20:58 AM
Just one thing - If you're eating bacon in the morning, you probably don't need the yoghurt.  I understand that you WANT it but sorry :lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Mupepe on August 25, 2011, 11:24:54 AM
You've always eaten all my yogurt after having my pork in your mouth, Cormac.  ???
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Eric P on August 25, 2011, 11:51:44 AM
what kind of eggs were you using?  I found that the omega eggs don't sit well with me and when i switched to either regular supermarket or plain free range it cleared up

i was using plain, but had switched to omega3.  I'll try plain and see if that doesn't solve the issue.

Just one thing - If you're eating bacon in the morning, you probably don't need the yoghurt.  I understand that you WANT it but sorry :lol

it seems strange to cut back from 2 strips bacon, small greens salad and 2/3 eggs to just the bacon and the small greens.  I need that extra "oomph" of fat for satiety that lasts until lunch.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Madrun Badrun on August 25, 2011, 08:22:59 PM
i had close to a kg of pork for breakfast this morning. :rock

READY FOR ANYTHING but more accurately READY FOR MORE FOOD ALREADY!



More like ready to shit pigs later on.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on August 25, 2011, 10:27:20 PM
what kind of eggs were you using?  I found that the omega eggs don't sit well with me and when i switched to either regular supermarket or plain free range it cleared up

i was using plain, but had switched to omega3.  I'll try plain and see if that doesn't solve the issue.

Just one thing - If you're eating bacon in the morning, you probably don't need the yoghurt.  I understand that you WANT it but sorry :lol

it seems strange to cut back from 2 strips bacon, small greens salad and 2/3 eggs to just the bacon and the small greens.  I need that extra "oomph" of fat for satiety that lasts until lunch.

ok, but you never want to be reliant on dairy for anything. Especially at the beginning, you should be trying to cut it out completely. Otherwise you will never know if it is causing you digestive issues or not. Even the fattiest yoghurt is very far from pure fat. In short, I recommend more bacon if you are still hungry. Leave the yoghurt, cheese etc out for the first month, especially since you are trying to lose weight.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on August 25, 2011, 11:38:16 PM
I cut out milk for 2-3 months and then had crazy gas when I drank two glasses of chocolate milk in one day last week.  I tried drinking milk again this week and was fine.  I guess my lactases go down significantly when not drinking milk regularly. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Eric P on August 26, 2011, 06:35:38 AM
what kind of eggs were you using?  I found that the omega eggs don't sit well with me and when i switched to either regular supermarket or plain free range it cleared up

i was using plain, but had switched to omega3.  I'll try plain and see if that doesn't solve the issue.

Just one thing - If you're eating bacon in the morning, you probably don't need the yoghurt.  I understand that you WANT it but sorry :lol

it seems strange to cut back from 2 strips bacon, small greens salad and 2/3 eggs to just the bacon and the small greens.  I need that extra "oomph" of fat for satiety that lasts until lunch.

ok, but you never want to be reliant on dairy for anything. Especially at the beginning, you should be trying to cut it out completely. Otherwise you will never know if it is causing you digestive issues or not. Even the fattiest yoghurt is very far from pure fat. In short, I recommend more bacon if you are still hungry. Leave the yoghurt, cheese etc out for the first month, especially since you are trying to lose weight.

MOAR BACON?  YESSIR

Yeah the only dairy i'm ingesting is kefir (plain, no sugar added) and the yogurt. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Eric P on August 27, 2011, 08:20:15 AM
Here's a fun run to do in the morning; go out for 45 minutes, in 77F at 92% humidity.

fucking soaked by the time i came back
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on August 27, 2011, 08:34:48 AM
why the running, dare i ask
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on August 27, 2011, 10:46:41 AM
does it sound like he enjoyed it
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on August 27, 2011, 12:44:42 PM
oh shut it.

It's a reasonable question to ask, given that all the books he's supposedly basing his big lifestyle change on are pretty much dead set against regular long runs.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: cool breeze on August 27, 2011, 02:00:42 PM
running is relaxing

I suppose it's more of a hobby than exercise
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Eric P on August 27, 2011, 02:07:25 PM
I started it as a way to loose weight but now I'm doing it because i enjoy it.  My runs are about 30 minutes of actual running every other day.  strength training on the off days.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on August 27, 2011, 08:52:00 PM

Lost about 5 kg since starting out, not the best and I'm pretty disappointed by it but I'll keep going. Aside from my daily gym visits, which are scheduled as:

Saturday: Chest and Biceps.
Sunday: Back and Triceps.
Monday: Shoulders
Tuesday: Abdomen.
Wednesday: Legs and Forearms.
Thursday: Rotation.
Friday: day off.

I run the treadmill at home using its 30 minute weight loss setting and its 30 minute fitness setting. I add in about 150 crunches and 100 situps cause my abs are really out of shape, some bicep curls and forearm exercises as well. I'm thinking of taking up yoga again since that always left my body relaxed, and maybe working on fixing my posture cause dat ass.

Any advice is welcome.


Monday: Guns

Dumbell Concentration Curls (3 sets of 12-15)

Preacher Curls with EZ-Curl Bar (3 sets of 12-15): I try to keep my range of motion to just the top 1/3 of the lift because it really helps me feel the burn.

Cable Curls with EZ-Curl Cable Handle (3 sets of 8-12): This is my main mass builder that I hit after I’ve already worked on shape.

Alternating Dumbell Curls on 60 Degree Incline Bench, Supinating Hands: (3 sets of 8-12): Another mass monster. These really work my lower bicep!

Tricep Kickbacks (3 sets of 15-20): ‘nuff said

Rope Pushdowns (3 sets of 12-15): The key here is to pull your hands apart at the bottom. If you can’t feel the burn with these, then there’s something wrong. These hit the “horseshoe” that the ladies salivate over.

Cable French Press Machine (3 sets of 8-12) Killer for size. These’ll put slabs of meat on the backs of your arms. Great for the long head of the tricep.

Close Grip Burnouts: (3 sets of ?): This is an excellent finisher. Just grab a barbell, or better yet, an EZ-Curl bar, and rep out, baby. No need to add any weight (maybe nickels if you’re using an EZ-Curl Bar) – just hit it for as many reps as you can muster. If you have a spotter, finish the set with 10 negatives. Have her lift the bar off your chest… you just lower it as slow as you can. Your girlfriend can thank me later for this one.

Tuesday: Pecs

After guns, pecs is the second most important muscle group. It consists of three different muscles, the upper pecs, the lower pecs and the middle or main pecs.

Incline Smith Machine Press (3 sets of 10-12): This works the upper pecs really well. It’s important to always start with inclines. Some guys work the flat stuff first, but upper pecs are what really draw attention. When you’re wearing a tight t-shirt, the upper pec’s are what really give your chest that “pop”.

Flat Smith Machine Press (3 sets of 10-12): Not much to say here. Use a weight that lets you get 8-9 reps, then have your spotter help you with a couple forced reps, then a couple negatives. Can you say “burn”?

Decline flyes (3 sets of 15-20): I don’t really like using dumbbells because, truthfully, they’re often a recipe for injury. It’s best to lock in your range of motion with a machine of some sort, but sometimes, the flyes machine doesn’t let you raise the seat enough to make it a true decline. Just be sure to use light weight on these. The idea is to control it and really squeeze your lower pecs together at the top. You know you’ve been doing good on these when you can grasp a ten pound plate with your meavage (male cleavage).

Flye Machine (3 sets of 12-15): You can go a little heavier on these because it’s a machine, but still keep it relatively light. This is a good shaper for the main pecs.

Cable Crossovers (1 set of ?): That’s right… burn it out. Every workout should end with a burnout set. It gets your metabolism going. If you want to be shredded, take my advice.

Wednesday: Guns

Repeat Monday or some variation of. As we talked about, guns are the strongest, most important muscle group and for that reason, they can tolerate more work than the others.

Thursday: Deltoids

Giant Set (3-way superset), side cable laterals, rear cable laterals, front raises with a plate (3 sets of 12-15 each): You want cannonball delts? This is how to get it done. Make sure to change the setup on the cable machine between subsets 1 and 2 as quickly as possible. You want this to be one continuous set for the best pump.

If you do your giant set the right way, you really don’t need to do anything more for delts. If you want, you can do a little bit of Smith Machine work, but make sure not to overtrain. If you get too much lactic acid in your muscles, it can disintegrate the fibers. Maybe just one burnout set with no weight.

Friday: Lats and Quads

No one really sees these muscles, so you definitely want to work them at the end of the week. If you live in a warmer climate and have your shirt off a lot, you may want to hit your lats a little harder than most.

Lats:

Wide Grip, Behind the Neck Pulldowns (3 sets of 10-12): These give you the V-shape. The wider you can grip the bar, the wider your V will be. It’s fact and has been written about in a lot of articles. Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, bitches, it’s Lat-man.

Front Pulldowns (3 sets of 10-12): Again, think wide!

Machine Pulldowns (3 sets of 10-12, 1 burnout): Hopefully, your club has one of these Hammer Strength machines cuz it’s the BOMB!

Quads:

Be careful here. You don’t want big tree trunk legs. You’ve got to hit these just enough to bring out the tear drop and, if you’re lucky, maybe a few striations.

Leg extensions (5 sets of 15-20, 1 burnout): Keep the reps high for maximum pain. You’ll notice I put these down for 5 sets. Just concentrate on these. Most other leg exercises will make you too bulky, and jeans for big legged guys are hard to find, right, fellas? By all means, DO NOT squat unless you want to end up in a wheelchair with your knee muscles all torn up.

Leg curls (3 sets of 15-20): These work the back of your quads. A lot of people don’t bother with them, but it’s a little known fact that you can get striations in the back of your quads, too. Just keep it light to work on shape.

Everyday: Abs

Crunches on a ball (5 sets of 100): Get a ball at home so you can dedicate some time to shredding up your abs. Every other set, go side to side so you hit your intercostals and serratus.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on August 27, 2011, 10:01:15 PM
nice try smooth :lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: CajoleJuice on August 28, 2011, 08:01:10 AM
running is the worst

and not for any fancy reason cormac references

it just sucks
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on August 30, 2011, 05:05:45 PM
I just got on the PB website and saw Mark's recipe for homemade ranch dressing.  I didn't have all of the ingredients, but I had the important ones.  It's pretty fucking tasty.   :drool
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on September 01, 2011, 10:27:57 AM
Another update:  I'm going hardcore Primal Blueprint for the next 30 days to get myself back on track.  In the spirit of the month to come (and because my family can't stand the smell and they're all out of the house today) I have cooked up three packages of bacon and stored it in the fridge for convenient breakfasts!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Mupepe on September 01, 2011, 10:31:22 AM
... who the fuck doesn't like the smell of bacon???
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on September 01, 2011, 10:33:10 AM
My mom and my sister are weird.  I want to make the grease into a candle, cause I love that fucking smell so much.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Mupepe on September 01, 2011, 10:34:27 AM
:lol :lol

dooooooooooooo it
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Eric P on September 01, 2011, 11:03:51 AM
I realized yesterday that I'd been doing primal / paleo for a month.  Doesn't even feel like it.

While eating out is a huge pain in the ass, there hasn't been any sort of cheating or slipping or desire to cheat, really. A coworker walked by offering homemade fudge today and I didn't bat an eye.

As I come to the end of the couch to 5k plan which got me up and moving I'm going to try to transition over to the Primal Blueprint Fitness guide which basically means slowing down my runs, adding sprinting one day a week and looking to structure my work outs.

As my finances are directed elsewhere right now, I'm just doing body weight exercises for strength training (push ups, squats and planks five sets of ten each with 20 seconds rest between cycles).
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Eric P on September 01, 2011, 01:19:16 PM
We can go out, but I make certain I'm the one who compromises rather than the gf.  I can usually find something that will at least tide me over (witness the amazing poring over a menu for 13 minutes finding the least worst option!) until I can get somewhere with something better

but it was just so amazing to realize how much stuff is just packed full of grains.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on September 01, 2011, 08:25:08 PM
This is where you find out how much they really respect your opinions and beliefs :lol

My wife is vegetarian, eats mostly carbs, sick all the time, gaining weight inexorably...knows exactly how I have fixed all these problems but won't listen to a fucking word I have to say about it :lol People just don't want to hear it until something clicks and they come to you, begging for advice. So weird. Exactly like junkie behaviour.

GREAT Paleo Solution podcast this week btw, with William Davis. Really drills down into the wheat problem with some ideas that were new to me - particularly fascinating is the theory that genetic engineering of wheat and other staples since the 70s was what really sent this whole thing into overdrive.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on September 01, 2011, 09:52:58 PM
All I can do is continue to stuff myself with bacon and eggs and walk around with my shirt off looking like a Greek god I suppose. It's tough but i'll stick with it for her sake
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Eric P on September 02, 2011, 06:46:36 AM
tabata sprints suuuuuck.

I couldn't even do the complete program.

I walked to a nearby park which has a loop, fired up my tabata timer and went flat out.  I ran so hard the momentum from my movement pulled my earplugs free and I didn't hear the end of the first set nor the start of the rest.  I looked down at my phone and saw I was in the second cycle.  I stopped, reset the program and started again.

By the third set it felt like my lungs were on fire and I had to take a quick breather, foregoing the fourth cycle and getting in a 20 second rest instead of a 20 second sprint, but I finished the remaining five with no issue.

I walked a few laps of the park to cool down, but my lungs still feel like they got punched. 

I definitely feel even that short workout in my legs though.  I think I'll do this at least once a week until I can do a full set.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on September 02, 2011, 07:37:28 AM
Where are you getting this from? 8 20 secs sprints with 10 sec rest intervals? You'll injure yourself for sure leaping into something like that. Read Mark Sisson's sprint workout tips - there is a youtube vid as well. He recommends building up very gradually with very little volume initially...and this is from a former Iron Man triathlete.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Eric P on September 02, 2011, 09:04:16 AM
ha.  i thought this was the slow warm up.  I was going to aim to do three of them once a week.

I was trying to find out about sprinting and I read about Tabata somewhere, and found this article

http://www.marksdailyapple.com/what-are-tabata-sprints/

I thought this would be the cosign.

In other news, yeah, I can't eat Omega 3 eggs.  I took them out of my diet, felt better, tried them this morning just to make certain and my stomach is a nightmare.

is pepto bismol paleo?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 02, 2011, 09:58:38 AM
my wife went full paleo too :bow my wife :bow2
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on September 02, 2011, 08:08:27 PM
My 23 year old sister was just recently diagnosed with Type 2 diabetes.

I approached the subject of cutting out carbohydrates except vegetables but she said that she just cannot live without sugary coffee, girly alcoholic drinks, and pizza.  I then mentioned my grandfather, who was diabetic and how he went blind and was a hair away from amputation of his legs before he died of a heart attack.  She said that she didn't care and didn't want to stand out from her bar hopping friends.

Insulin injections it is then!  :-\
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Mupepe on September 02, 2011, 10:00:45 PM
my wife went full paleo too :bow my wife :bow2
Mine too. She's even more hardcore than me now too. My cheats have become way more rare since she jumped in a month or two ago.  It only took her about a year and watching me lose 50+ lbs easier than all her running and dieting to convince her.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on September 02, 2011, 10:13:33 PM
What's sex like between two hardbodies?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on September 02, 2011, 10:57:40 PM
http://www.higher-faster-sports.com/

Lots of tips for increasing both acceleration from a stop and maximum speed. 

This article covers most of what you need to know:  http://www.higher-faster-sports.com/jumphigher.html

In your case, I'd focus on limit strength first since you haven't much experience with weightlifting and from your posts ITT, that seems to be your biggest weakness.  Also, plyometrics like box and depth jumps are kinda dangerous when you don't have a good base of strength already. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on September 02, 2011, 11:31:32 PM
My 23 year old sister was just recently diagnosed with Type 2 diabetes.

I approached the subject of cutting out carbohydrates except vegetables but she said that she just cannot live without sugary coffee, girly alcoholic drinks, and pizza.  I then mentioned my grandfather, who was diabetic and how he went blind and was a hair away from amputation of his legs before he died of a heart attack.  She said that she didn't care and didn't want to stand out from her bar hopping friends.

Insulin injections it is then!  :-\

Oh god, this stuff makes me weep but I hear it all the time. J-Bore has a mutual friend with diabetes that says the same crazy shit to me. 'I can't live without bread and beer'. REALLY? And you can live without your fucking feet or your EYESIGHT? This is someone who has almost died from accidentally slipping into a diabetic coma on multiple occasions - once he was saved only by his wife coming home early and finding him passed out in the hallway. It's scary shit but people like to think it's some totally manageable thing where you just take your meds and everything is A-ok.

Very frustrating but if you push it too far with the recommendations, you start to sound like crazy Christian evangelist and they just tune you out or get resentful and eat even worse around you to spite you.

The story William Davis told on the most recent Paleo Solution podcast was crazy too, having to PLEAD with one of his patients to give up wheat to avoid a major bowel operation and wear a colostomy bag for the rest of her life (and many other symptoms). That one had a happy ending but many other cases are like your sister's, I guess. My biggest woe is my mother, who has been overweight for years and has tried everything with no luck. She is actually willing and has read books etc but just struggles with the day-to-day implementation. I basically need to be over there shopping and cooking for her until she 'gets it' but I'm on the other side of the world. Aargh.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on September 02, 2011, 11:32:48 PM
8 weeks to futsal tournament - 5 game round robin at the least, 4 extra games ontop of that possibly.

Recommendations ? Need increased speed from standing/jogging start mainly.

Crossfit for futsal seems to be set on tabata style sprints with walking burpee/burpee inbetween and box jumps, but wanted to get the expert bore opinion.

I'm used to doing sprints from actually playing, but need to do something where i can improve and monitor the improvement. Maybe the tabata above might be worth a shot


Not giving you any more recommendations 'til you actually implement some of the ones already given :p
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on September 02, 2011, 11:42:36 PM
ha.  i thought this was the slow warm up.  I was going to aim to do three of them once a week.

I was trying to find out about sprinting and I read about Tabata somewhere, and found this article

http://www.marksdailyapple.com/what-are-tabata-sprints/

I thought this would be the cosign.

In other news, yeah, I can't eat Omega 3 eggs.  I took them out of my diet, felt better, tried them this morning just to make certain and my stomach is a nightmare.

is pepto bismol paleo?

Mark Sisson can jump into tabata sprints productively and without injury, because he is a former world class athlete. You can't - you couldn't complete the set, right? People think it's going to be doable because it's only 4 minutes and hey, they can jog for 30 without trouble. But sprinting is a totally different deal. The amount of power you generate is huge, and the likelihood of injury consequently greater. So I would start out with something like sprint 50 meters, walk back, repeat 3 more times. And you need to do some bodyweight warm-up stuff before that if you plan on going all-out.

(Also, the whole Tabata thing is out of control. It was not designed for 'almost any exercise' - it was designed to test the performance of cyclists in the laboratory. Tabata push-ups etc is ridiculous and kind of pointless. Crossfit has to take a lot of the blame for this notion that you can just do anything in that Tabata time interval and it will produce amazing results. There is nothing magical about 8x20 with 10 secs of rest)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on September 02, 2011, 11:46:04 PM
Cormac, is it harder to recover faster on a full paleo diet?  Lately I've been eating stuff like rice, sweet drinks, sweet potato fries post-workout to recover more quickly from lifting heavy or 2 hrs of hoops.  It seems to work but I'm wondering if it's just a placebo.  Or maybe my "paleo" meals didn't have the right foods?  I put "paleo" in quotations because I eat out most of the time so I don't have much choice over the quality of meat.  I usually try to get beef (non-grounded) or skinless chicken.  For vegetables, usually leafy greens and nothing starchy like potatoes or beans.  
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on September 02, 2011, 11:48:06 PM
Also, I think I'm having a hard time gaining muscle lately because my metabolism has gotten too high.  I'm downing 2500 calories a day and still can't seem to bulk much at all.  I probably need to start drinking milk or protein shakes instead of water along with cutting down intesive exercising to 3 hrs/week. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on September 02, 2011, 11:51:43 PM
Can't even tell if you're being serious or just trolling....Yeah, Coke is way better than Paleo for recovering from exercise. Go ahead! Try it for a month and tell us how you do!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on September 02, 2011, 11:58:03 PM
Anyway, as I'm sure you know, being a med student and all, the only reason you may think you are recovering better when you eat garbage carbs after a heavy workout is because it is restoring your blood glycogen very quickly, which feels good. (this is a classic reason why chronic cardio doesn't help most people with weight loss but that's another story).

But since Paleo doesn't have any prohibitions about eating carbs, only the type of carbs consumed, the optimum solution is to eat your Paleo carbs in the post-workout window. I usually go for sweet potato or broccoli and my recovery is great. Way better than when I used to go out and eat cheeseburgers and drink beer after lifting.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on September 03, 2011, 02:10:06 AM
I'm not generally using junk carbs though.  By sweet drinks, I meant stuff like juices and milk, which are probably bad by Paleo standards but not horrible like soda.  The only starchy carbs I've been eating regularly are sweet potatoes and white rice, which are stuff that Paleo experts say I should cut down on but probably still much better than bread and french fries.   While I still eat bad carbs like pizza and pasta on cheat meals once or twice a week, they are being consumed in increasingly smaller amounts. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on September 03, 2011, 02:12:56 AM
Juice is frequently worse than soda though.

Anyway, i'll throw the burden of proof on you: You are not getting the results you expect, so you must be doing something wrong. If I'm not right (i.e that you're still consuming too much junk), what is the problem? Changing your workout method every couple of weeks probably isn't helping either.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on September 03, 2011, 02:22:31 AM
You're mixing my issues, bro.  I'm saying that I seem to be recovering faster with more carbs, as in having less soreness the day after.  The other issue is related to muscle gain.  I've been staying at the same weight despite lifting regularly and eating a fairly high amount of calories every day.  In terms of diet problems not related to athletic performance,  I noticeably have bloating and constipation whenever proteins + fat are more than 70% of my total calories. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on September 03, 2011, 02:27:16 AM
Oh yeah, I make my own juices too, usually from some combination of mangoes, oranges, bananas, berries, watermelons, apples.  Does that make a difference?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on September 03, 2011, 02:34:38 AM
I'm agreeing with you on carbs post-workout. There is some good stuff that happens there, but it's a double-edged sword. Too many carbs and you're into insulin spikes and fat creation. So you need the appropriate dose of the right medicine and you will recover fine. Do it right and the carbs will promote muscle gain. Do it wrong and they promote fat creation/retention. Have a look at this:

http://robbwolf.com/2009/07/01/post-workout-nutrition-high-or-low-carb/

Home made juices - here's the bottom line and I wish it weren't so: if it tastes really sweet and delicious...it's no good for ya
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Pringo on September 03, 2011, 02:36:22 AM
Juice is frequently worse than soda though.

I'm curious about the rationale behind this, assuming you're talking about actual juice and not like "fruit blend beverage" or something like that. Is the sugar content in juice just that high or is it something else? I would've assumed the vitamins, lack of processed sugars, etc. in juice would put it way ahead in terms of healthiness like 100% of the time.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on September 03, 2011, 02:43:07 AM
Fructose is much worse than glucose - it is a liver-destroyer among its other evils. It's basically a poison that the liver takes the brunt of to spare the rest of your system and you want as little of it as possible. If your liver glycogen is full due to fructose, then it goes straight to fat. It also makes you leptin resistant, which makes it harder to burn fat and messes up your appetite mechanisms (as anyone who has ever tried to keep a 3yr old in grape juice will tell you). Fruit is not some magical gift from a benevolent god, custom-tailored to our dietary needs.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on September 03, 2011, 02:46:09 AM
I try to balance things out so that it's not too sweet.  Like smaller amount of a sweet fruit and more amounts of a sour fruit.  I'm pretty experienced now to get just the right mix. 

I'm curious about your viewpoint on fruits.  Don't most Paleo experts claim that fruits are OK? 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on September 03, 2011, 02:57:18 AM
No, there's been a gradual drift away from them ever since the start. Everyone is just kind of embarrassed that Dr Loren Cordain, who really got the whole ball rolling, allowed unlimited fruit in his first version of the diet. So it has taken a while for people to really come out and say what they want to, which is that you really should keep fruit consumption as low as possible. An apple isn't going to make you obese. But fruit juice for kids all day instead of water is a big f'in problem that needs to be fixed.

As with anything else that you are unsure about: just cut it out for a month and see how you feel, look and perform. Then try adding it back in and see how you feel, look and perform. I did that quite a while ago and haven't looked back. I'll nibble on some now and then (just had some grapes actually) but no more than a handful, once or twice a week. That doesn't seem to move the needle at all. And no juice. Funny thing - once I stopped buying juice for myself, my wife stopped wanting it to. We only ever buy it in kid-sized packs for my daughter (which i hate doing but what can you do). At least that way she can only have so much of it at a time, rather than endless glasses of it.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on September 03, 2011, 07:46:53 AM
Oh yeah, I make my own juices too

 :teehee
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Eric P on September 03, 2011, 08:03:54 AM
added dumbbell presses between my lunges and my planks today

ouch.

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on September 03, 2011, 09:26:44 AM
try some thrusters and squats!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Eric P on September 03, 2011, 09:34:02 AM
i did weighted squats, but by the time i finished my first rep with the added weight, i thought it was just too much right out the gate.  maybe next week i'll do thrusters and squats.

today i added in presses.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on September 03, 2011, 10:11:54 AM
My 23 year old sister was just recently diagnosed with Type 2 diabetes.

I approached the subject of cutting out carbohydrates except vegetables but she said that she just cannot live without sugary coffee, girly alcoholic drinks, and pizza.  I then mentioned my grandfather, who was diabetic and how he went blind and was a hair away from amputation of his legs before he died of a heart attack.  She said that she didn't care and didn't want to stand out from her bar hopping friends.

Insulin injections it is then!  :-\

Oh god, this stuff makes me weep but I hear it all the time. J-Bore has a mutual friend with diabetes that says the same crazy shit to me. 'I can't live without bread and beer'. REALLY? And you can live without your fucking feet or your EYESIGHT? This is someone who has almost died from accidentally slipping into a diabetic coma on multiple occasions - once he was saved only by his wife coming home early and finding him passed out in the hallway. It's scary shit but people like to think it's some totally manageable thing where you just take your meds and everything is A-ok.

Very frustrating but if you push it too far with the recommendations, you start to sound like crazy Christian evangelist and they just tune you out or get resentful and eat even worse around you to spite you.

The story William Davis told on the most recent Paleo Solution podcast was crazy too, having to PLEAD with one of his patients to give up wheat to avoid a major bowel operation and wear a colostomy bag for the rest of her life (and many other symptoms). That one had a happy ending but many other cases are like your sister's, I guess. My biggest woe is my mother, who has been overweight for years and has tried everything with no luck. She is actually willing and has read books etc but just struggles with the day-to-day implementation. I basically need to be over there shopping and cooking for her until she 'gets it' but I'm on the other side of the world. Aargh.

Well, I pretty much just left it at that and moved on.  The way I see it is that she's an adult and can make a decision on her own.  To me, it just seems like getting diagnosed as a diabetic should be a come to Jesus moment where you should really start evaluating how you live.  But hey, she's in her early 20s and wants to part-ay and apparently you can't do this without a few Sex on the Beaches.  Whatever I guess.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on September 03, 2011, 12:45:55 PM
:drudge Someone lit the Kosma Signal :drudge
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on September 03, 2011, 12:49:35 PM
Seriously - of course there is only so much you can do. People close to us make bad choices all the time and most of us are powerless to do anything about it. At least you are in a position to give her some better info that she might be more willing to hear after a few years of injections, lethargy and mood swings etc.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Eric P on September 04, 2011, 08:21:40 AM
I hadn't run since Wed and I certainly felt it this morning.  I'm still doing pbf so I kept my pace nice and slow throughout, but my legs, especially my lower legs, were just feeling crushed.  Still completed a 28 min run though with ample warm up and cool down.

I've been going through the before and after pictures on the Mark's Daily Apple forum and some of these transformations are incredible.  I'm insanely jealous of some people, but I figure I'll get there eventually.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on September 05, 2011, 08:18:39 AM
I think I want to try and build my own pre-workout supplement.  Something that doesn't always have creatine in it and isn't loaded with sugar.  Suggestions?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on September 05, 2011, 09:06:41 AM
Finally finished up GCBC.  Mindblowing book.  At this point, I'm probably the last person to have read the book but if not, everyone needs to read this as soon as possible!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on September 05, 2011, 09:23:46 AM
I think I want to try and build my own pre-workout supplement.  Something that doesn't always have creatine in it and isn't loaded with sugar.  Suggestions?

meat and vegetables?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on September 05, 2011, 10:02:51 AM
I think I want to try and build my own pre-workout supplement.  Something that doesn't always have creatine in it and isn't loaded with sugar.  Suggestions?

meat and vegetables?

 :lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Rman on September 05, 2011, 11:30:48 PM
Finally finished up GCBC.  Mindblowing book.  At this point, I'm probably the last person to have read the book but if not, everyone needs to read this as soon as possible!
Why We Get Fat by the same author is good for those who may not get into the dense scientific presentation of GCBC.  I did prefer GCBC, but for I recommend WWFG to family members and friends as it is more approachable.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on September 05, 2011, 11:38:30 PM
Finally finished up GCBC.  Mindblowing book.  At this point, I'm probably the last person to have read the book but if not, everyone needs to read this as soon as possible!
Why We Get Fat by the same author is good for those who may not get into the dense scientific presentation of GCBC.  I did prefer GCBC, but for I recommend WWFG to family members and friends as it is more approachable.

yeah, seconded. WWGF is definitely the book you want to give to someone not already committed to a degree.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on September 05, 2011, 11:55:16 PM
video talk from Sisson at the Ancestral Health symposium on the importance of play:

http://vimeo.com/27648777
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Beezy on September 06, 2011, 01:31:54 AM
Finally finished up GCBC.  Mindblowing book.  At this point, I'm probably the last person to have read the book but if not, everyone needs to read this as soon as possible!
Why We Get Fat by the same author is good for those who may not get into the dense scientific presentation of GCBC.  I did prefer GCBC, but for I recommend WWFG to family members and friends as it is more approachable.

yeah, seconded. WWGF is definitely the book you want to give to someone not already committed to a degree.
What are the chance that either of you own these for the Kindle and would be able to lend them to me?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on September 06, 2011, 01:37:22 AM
I have GCBC on Kindle but it doesn't appear to be lendable - just checked.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Beezy on September 06, 2011, 01:40:52 AM
Damn, okay.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on September 06, 2011, 01:42:06 AM
If you want the short version, just search for 'Gary Taubes' on youtube - tons of interviews, talks etc will come up
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Eric P on September 06, 2011, 06:20:47 AM
or, check your local library.  that's where i found my copy.

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Eric P on September 06, 2011, 06:25:22 AM
shit.  it's raining pretty hard.  I'm going to have to skip my run this morning making it the first run i've missed since i started 8 weeks ago.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on September 06, 2011, 09:58:41 AM
I've got an .epub copy of GCBC that I can send you.  You could convert it through Calibre and send it to your Kindle.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Beezy on September 06, 2011, 11:44:48 AM
Thanks, but Cormac already hooked me up.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on September 06, 2011, 10:09:06 PM
Had a decent workout today and didn't actually feel like death afterwards.  However, I do think I'm done with the N.O. Shotgun that I bought a couple of months ago.  It's making me sick at my stomach to use it and I think it's primarily the taste of the shit. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: lennedsay on September 06, 2011, 10:30:47 PM
I'm tired as fuck, was a good workout though and I honestly love doing yoga again. I forgot how relaxing it was.

:bow Wrath

:bow yoga

I seriously feel high when I get done with yoga.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on September 07, 2011, 01:00:13 AM
i know it's not all about the weight but hey - 65.4kg this week. Around 10kgs down, slow progress on the build, but flab be going rapid

mmm, you are gonna be pipestem-thin and puny by the time you finally get your narrow ass over for some kettlebells. Just the way I like 'em :drool  Prepare to be broken in half and used as a toothpick   :lol

p.s. Eric is on his way over now. Call in sick and join us - the weather is awesome. There will be curry afterward.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on September 07, 2011, 01:46:11 AM
I have a skinny-fat 5ft6, 140lb friend who's been asking me for advice on how to improve his body.  I told him to cut down on the sweets, starchy carbs, etc. and start lifting heavy.  He's been changing his diet quite nicely which has resulted him in losing about 5-7 lbs in a month.  Dude quickly gets overexcited, ditches the heavy lifting and starts reverting back to jogging + lifting light weights for high reps.  Like most noobs, he claims that he doesn't want to get bulky and just wants to be ripped and have a 6 pack.  I told him that 1)he's about 5 years from even worrying about getting bulky 2)even if he gets down to <10%bf, it's unlikely he'll have the body he imagines at 120lbs.  Still he persists in his 10lbs weights, 1hr runs, and 100s of crunches.  SMH
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Mupepe on September 07, 2011, 10:29:17 AM
 :lol

Almost every noob does say that.  It's pretty much an excuse not to lift heavy because it's too hard.  They think they'll turn into Arnold after a couple of weeks of lifting. 

Yesterday I went home on my lunch break and I saw my weights there and figured fuck it, I'll do my lifts now.  Man, it felt good.  Finished my routine within an hour, hopscotched it back to work and ate lunch.  I felt awesome for the rest of the day.  Oddly though, my pullups were ass yesterday.  I don't know if it was just a bad day or if it had something to do with the change but I could only eek out 2 per set and I've been doing 4-5.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Eric P on September 07, 2011, 10:31:20 AM
well if i'm just starting out, when should i switch to "heavy" weights?  They're all kind of heavy to me now having never done this kind of working out.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Mupepe on September 07, 2011, 10:35:38 AM
You should be moving towards heavy weights all the time by increasing your weight every workout (as a beginner) or at least every week. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on September 07, 2011, 12:58:48 PM
stronglifts.com's 5x5 is a good start

I'd make some modifications since you're most likely working alone and have had not much experience with weightlifting.

1) dumbell press instead of bench press.  It's hard to get the form right on the bench press and bad form on this lift can easily hurt your shoulders.  Also, it's a dangerous lift if you can't tell when your muscles are too fatigued for another rep and you dont' have a spotter.

2) dumbell squat for a few weeks.   Squatting 3 times a week and adding 5lbs every time can be pretty hard if you don't have a minimum amount of back strength.  Often you'll just end up with bad form if your upper body is not strong enough to stabilize the weight.

3)pull-up instead of barbell row.  This is another lift where the form is hard to get right.  You might think you're improving rapidly in this lift even though you're just cheating a lot.   I also think the pull-up actually works more muscles than the barbell row. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Mupepe on September 07, 2011, 01:40:00 PM
agreed on all 3 points considering when I started I did the exact opposite and paid for it. 

Bad form when I first started bench press caused wrist issues and shoulder issues for a long time.  had to deload pretty heavily on squat because I eventually realized I wasn't going ass to grass and had a pain in my thigh from not placing my legs properly.  For a long time I did the barbell row and then I watched some videos and realized I had been doing it completely wrong.  If you don't wanna do pullups, at least start with dumbbells rows to understand the basic movement you should be performing and which muscles you should feel it in.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 07, 2011, 06:31:23 PM
my bench (8x3) is up to 165. :bow me :bow2 my goal is to bench my weight (180) reliably before winter
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on September 08, 2011, 01:25:44 AM
Try being able to military press your own body weight.  Then you can gorilla slam MAF when you get into an argument over which JRPG has the best combat system. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on September 08, 2011, 01:38:33 AM
Prole's daughter can do that, right now
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on September 08, 2011, 03:06:01 AM
I found a bodyweight exercise that is several times harder than a pullup, the glute ham raise.  I did it by securing my ankles with a 225lb barbell.  I could barely do 2 and neither was with proper form.  This was after several sets of squats but I doubt being 100% would have made much of a difference.  To add to the embarssement, a trainer friend who's even better built than a NBA player, was watching closeby with a client.  I must have been doing horribly because he actually thought I was stuck under the bar when I started glute bridge sets.  :fbm
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on September 08, 2011, 03:13:06 AM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41PACckgSSL._SS400_.jpg)

Cheapest Glute Ham raise rack is $300.  WTF 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on September 08, 2011, 03:14:33 AM
Yeah, those are nasty. They have GHD machines at most Crossfit gyms. They make sit-ups look like a joke. I didn't get a chance to use them much but I can do more than 2! Then again you weigh a lot more than me so that's to be expected.

It is a violent, rapid movement btw. Maybe that's your problem? Don't do them slow like a deadlift, do 'em fast like an Olympic lift.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on September 08, 2011, 03:15:39 AM
And by the way, you need to be incredibly careful with those because you can fuck yourself up for weeks by doing too many too soon. They call it 'abdo' (rhabdo for abs)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on September 08, 2011, 03:25:18 AM
ABS?  Don't the back and posterior leg muscles get worked the most in this exercise? 

I think the rack might make it a bit easier since it's really hard to get my face 2-3 inches from the ground while trying not to push too hard.  But even lowering down slowly kills me.  I guess, like many other athletes, my posterior legs are grossly lacking in strrenght compared to the anterior. 

I was trying to do them slow though, like I saw in the videos, especially coming down.  Whenever I try to come up fast, I just ended up cheating a lot and relied on using the momentum.  Maybe my ankles need to be secured even more tightly, so that I can come up rapidly without losing form?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on September 08, 2011, 03:27:46 AM
I think I'm gonna start with easier stuff like one legged step-ups with weights and reverse lunges.  I was thinking Good Mornings too but the risk of a severe back injury is not worth it, imo.  Any other glute, hamstrings suggestions?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on September 08, 2011, 03:59:50 AM
kettlebells
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on September 08, 2011, 04:00:11 AM
somehow though, i don't think you need more variety in your workouts.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on September 08, 2011, 04:15:02 AM
Lately I've gone back to the basics:just the stronglifts lifts + pull up + curls ( :-X ) to strengthen the pull up.

I've cut out the  plyometrics since I figured out that my weak link is strength, not explosiveness, and just playing ball should be enough plyo.  However  the squat is still a mostly quad dominant exercise so I need other ways to work my glutes, hams, and maybe even calves.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on September 08, 2011, 04:21:20 AM
The front squat is quad dominant. The back squat is not. Unless you are doing a high bar squat or something.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Consul on September 08, 2011, 12:15:23 PM
Today I decided I needed to be benching more so I did.  I've switched from 10x3 to 8x4 and my last set today was 225.  My goal is to max at 300 (x1) by 2012.  I should have it much sooner by the looks of it.  I'm also over 180lbs for the second time in my life.  Hurray!

if you really want to get your max up fast i would reccomend this or something similar. doing sets of 8-10 will not get your max up fast at all.

percents = % of max
if your muscles can handle it, i would do this bench workout 5 days a week. if you are a pussy, 3 days a week. do dips, skullcrushers, pec flys, and pushups some days afterwards.  If you are sore, just do the bench and continue the rest of your workout without all the other chest/triceps stuff.

week 1
5x50% 5x60% 5x70% 5x80% 5x70%(you will need a spotter for the heavier sets just keep going until you fail)
week 2
5x50% 3x80% 3x90% 3x95% 3x70%
week 3
3x50% 3x80% 2x100% 2x110% 2x125% (again...spotter)
week 4
10x50% max, max again, max more, max

by week 4 your new max will be at least 25% higher than your previous if you do it right.  then repeat the workout with some variation with percents based off your new max.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on September 08, 2011, 09:01:15 PM
If you can do 125%, then how is 100% your max?

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Consul on September 08, 2011, 09:36:26 PM
All numbers are based on your pre workout max.

By week 3 you should be able to do more. If you can't, just do as much as you can

Edit: this is an extremely simplified and abridged version of a much more complex workout. If anyone is interested I can post the full version. It is an excel spreadsheet that will auto compute what weight you should do for each set based on your max for each lift
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on September 08, 2011, 09:56:03 PM
Those percentages are mostly fantasy. Lift what you can on the day! THAT'S your max, not some hypothetical figure based off a spreadsheet. I mean, that stuff provides a decent starting point, a framework. But it'll drive you crazy once you start failing to hit the exact numbers predicted, just 'cause you didn't get enough sleep the night before or whatever.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Consul on September 08, 2011, 10:02:48 PM
the numbers are something to aim for. if you can't lift that amount on that day it doesn't mean your workout failed.  its good to have a framework and goals or else you will not be making progress to the best of your ability.

you need a spotter and workout buddies to motivate you.  I know lots of "fitness" people with lots of bullshit excuses like that. if you didn't get enough sleep the night before, you work through it to the best of your ability.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Eric P on September 09, 2011, 07:50:07 AM
This week has been horrible for work outs.  Rain kept me indoors all this week and a combination of laziness and late shows kept me from doing any of my nascent strength training.

To compensate, I've cut down on the calories a bit and will probably launch back into things tomorrow assuming it's not raining once more.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Consul on September 09, 2011, 10:49:31 AM
well, BMB, maybe that is because you dont know who i am :D

that is not the ONLY workout you should be doing, it is just what you should be doing for the bench portion of it. you won't reach your max goal doing 4 sets of 8 reps lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on September 09, 2011, 12:12:49 PM
This week has been horrible for work outs.  Rain kept me indoors all this week and a combination of laziness and late shows kept me from doing any of my nascent strength training.

To compensate, I've cut down on the calories a bit and will probably launch back into things tomorrow assuming it's not raining once more.

Since you've been exercising so hard lately, that might actually be a good thing.  People who are just starting to work out often overextend themselves.  Resting for a couple of days should allow your body and CNS to recuperate and let you improve on endurance and strength. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on September 09, 2011, 09:17:38 PM
Just had a fantastic workout and I'm happy.  I'm .9 lbs away from losing 60 lbs.  It's not a whole lot considering how long I've been working on this, but I'm also gaining muscle at the same time, so I'm satisfied with the results.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on September 09, 2011, 09:30:03 PM
Try eating a little more if you seems to be plateauing.  It sounds weird for someone trying to lose fat but it's worked for me. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on September 09, 2011, 10:41:55 PM
This week has been horrible for work outs.  Rain kept me indoors all this week and a combination of laziness and late shows kept me from doing any of my nascent strength training.

To compensate, I've cut down on the calories a bit and will probably launch back into things tomorrow assuming it's not raining once more.

Since you've been exercising so hard lately, that might actually be a good thing.  People who are just starting to work out often overextend themselves.  Resting for a couple of days should allow your body and CNS to recuperate and let you improve on endurance and strength. 

Yeah, totally agree with this. Scheduled breaks are necessary, and life often intervenes to ensure we get them whether we want them or not. Just make sure you get back on the horse again afterward 'cause the more time off you have, the harder it gets to face going back.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on September 09, 2011, 11:00:30 PM
Try eating a little more if you seems to be plateauing.  It sounds weird for someone trying to lose fat but it's worked for me. 

I'm actually breaking through the plateau right now.  I'm not really sure what the difference is... but it's working.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on September 09, 2011, 11:21:51 PM
Try eating a little more if you seems to be plateauing.  It sounds weird for someone trying to lose fat but it's worked for me. 

I'm actually breaking through the plateau right now.  I'm not really sure what the difference is... but it's working.

pics! :drool
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Eric P on September 10, 2011, 08:02:29 AM

I ran this morning with no issues.  3 miles at a slow pace with a half mile warm up / cool down.  took me about 50 minutes all told.  I was nervous starting out because I hadn't run in a week (practically) but nope.  No issues whatsoever.  Sweet.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Eric P on September 11, 2011, 06:09:11 AM
ok, so running wasn't an issue, but coming back to strength training after missing a few sessions was certainly more problematic.  i think my form as well as my energy just weren't there.  though i'm not certain if it was the body being weak or the fact that fucking allergies woke me up at 2 am again.

at least it's not a work day.

i added in dumbell rows at the end of the basic work out which gave me a new exercise and a new set of reps.  I'm thinking of swapping that out for just doing dumbell swings instead.  I'm not committed either way.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on September 11, 2011, 09:09:17 AM
swings by a mile - trains the all-important hip thrust, activates the glutes (the bane of the desk worker), is great for conditioning generally.

Whereas rows, you're just standing there looking at yourself in the mirror like a tool
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Eric P on September 11, 2011, 10:25:08 AM
to be fair i was watching Community not myself.

I'll toss the swings on the end of my workouts making it this 3 times a week

5x
10 pushups
10 dumbbell squats (i started doing these and they feel like a better workout than without)
10 presses (I'm working my way into combining the two exercises into just a set of thrusters but I'm not quite fit enough for that)
15 sec plank

with a 30 second rest between each set.

I guess 5 swings each arm then rest for 30 sec then go again.  I hadn't really thought about it.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 11, 2011, 10:42:58 AM
i have a kettlebell in my office now, does this officially make me a fitnessfag :'(
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Eric P on September 11, 2011, 10:54:04 AM
i'm eyeballing a kettleball but i want to make certain it's one i can actually use.

i think i'll start light

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Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Beezy on September 11, 2011, 12:05:19 PM
 :rofl
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on September 12, 2011, 02:47:11 AM
I wonder what Stosur did to get those crazy arms.

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Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on September 12, 2011, 02:58:49 AM
to be fair i was watching Community not myself.

I'll toss the swings on the end of my workouts making it this 3 times a week

5x
10 pushups
10 dumbbell squats (i started doing these and they feel like a better workout than without)
10 presses (I'm working my way into combining the two exercises into just a set of thrusters but I'm not quite fit enough for that)
15 sec plank

with a 30 second rest between each set.

I guess 5 swings each arm then rest for 30 sec then go again.  I hadn't really thought about it.

How big is the DB? Unless it's enormous, you should really be doing a lot more continuous reps of swings than that. You are using big, powerful muscles for swings, so you shouldn't tire out easily unless you're using like 30kg or something. I would set up a clock and just go for 1 min without stopping, then try to add to that each session for a while. After you can go for 3 mins or so without stopping, up the weight. Just as an example. At the beginning you should be upping weights, reps and times basically every time you work out, even if only by a little.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Eric P on September 12, 2011, 09:01:17 AM
I'm weak so I went with 10 lb (4.5 kg) dumbbells to start.

Ok.  So tomorrow should I do my routine and add on another set?  Making it 6x instead of 5x and then adding in the swings?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on September 12, 2011, 09:16:33 AM
I'd focus on reducing the rest periods before adding more reps.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Eric P on September 12, 2011, 10:53:31 AM
my rest periods are at 20 seconds.  How far back should I cut?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on September 12, 2011, 11:03:38 AM
17! Not a second more or less! :lol

Seriously, the point of conditioning is to be able to perform more work in less time. So rest as little as possible. You could turn your whole workout into a Crossfit style workout just by abandoning rest periods entirely and doing the whole thing non-stop for time. It's nasty but it works real fast! Realistically you're probably still gonna have to stop quite a bit to rest but the less you do so, the fitter you will get. Give it a shot and see how you do. Take a note of the time, and try it again in a few weeks...your time will go down.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Eric P on September 12, 2011, 11:17:49 AM
ok.  Can do.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Mupepe on September 12, 2011, 11:49:48 AM
17! Not a second more or less! :lol

Seriously, the point of conditioning is to be able to perform more work in less time. So rest as little as possible. You could turn your whole workout into a Crossfit style workout just by abandoning rest periods entirely and doing the whole thing non-stop for time. It's nasty but it works real fast! Realistically you're probably still gonna have to stop quite a bit to rest but the less you do so, the fitter you will get. Give it a shot and see how you do. Take a note of the time, and try it again in a few weeks...your time will go down.
I've started doing that and it's worn the fuck out of me.  Last Thursday I did a circuit I guess.  I went from Squats to curls to deadlift to pullups and rotated until I did all 5 sets of each.  I couldn't do it completely without rest.  Around the 3rd set I had to take a break but it felt exhilarating.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on September 12, 2011, 11:56:54 AM
Shouldn't a beginner be more focused on getting stronger though?  It's really hard to add weight when you're only resting 20s or less.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on September 12, 2011, 07:52:33 PM
It's really hard to add weight when you only have 2x 4.5kg dumbbells. :lol

I say it doesn't really matter at this stage. He needs strength and conditioning, and almost anything he does is going to boost both. Push-ups will make him stronger. So will planks. Just like an obese person losing the first 10lbs - almost any positive change to diet or exercise will help. Low hanging fruit.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on September 12, 2011, 08:24:51 PM
Does any other Fitnessbore guys use N.O. boosters pre-workout?  I've been using one for about a month now (N.O. Shotgun) and all of a sudden it starts making me nauseated after I get done working out.  I had a free trial of N.O. Xplode, and I tried it and got the same effect.

A guy that was running the smoothie bar at the gym said that some people get that from the N.O. boosters, especially in some of the powdered versions because of the "fizz" that it creates when it mixes with water.

I really like the idea of N.O. boosters, creatine, and protein all being mixed together for a pre-workout supplement because it makes sense to me.  But I'm not going to keep using the N.O. boosters if they're going to make me sick all of the time....

Help?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on September 12, 2011, 09:29:07 PM
:yuck
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on September 12, 2011, 10:20:35 PM
you could, on the other hand, get stronger and more tackle-resistant!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Mupepe on September 12, 2011, 10:22:51 PM
Andrew, I've said this before but make your own NO booster. They're basically vitamin c, l arginine and caffeine. I personally don't like them but you can tweak effects that way and its way more cost effective than the premixed shit.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on September 12, 2011, 10:27:29 PM
All I use is Purple Wraath, as suggested by the Leangains dude.  It does seem to make me a little more energized.  On days I forget to bring it, I just feel a little more lethargic.

It also supposedly helps to reduce muscle loss while working on an empty stomach.  I don't know if it's true but since taking Purple Wraath, I've been able to make gains while working out after 12-16 hrs of having no food. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on September 12, 2011, 10:29:35 PM
you could, on the other hand, get stronger and more tackle-resistant!

Hell yeah.  My best quality on the court is the ability to finish inside even when I'm hacked pretty hard. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on September 12, 2011, 10:58:43 PM
you and LeBron eh

There is no doubt about it - in any kind of contact sport, muscle mass is useful even when it is just sitting there, acting as a cushion or just as weight. It is also highly amusing when some little Japanese dude tries to push past you getting on a train and bounces off :smug
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on September 12, 2011, 11:24:34 PM
DENIAL I AM IN DENIAL TRALALALLALALA
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on September 13, 2011, 12:28:49 AM
Yeah, dcharlie, what Cormac said is true.  No offense but at your current strength levels, your focus really should be gaining more muscle instead of losing weight.  You'll be surprised at how much better your football game is when you're at least able to deadlift and squat 1.5x body weight. 

Unless you're obese, it makes more sense to reach your desired athletic performance first and then cut the fat.  Once you try to gain more muscle, you can't help but gain some fat anyways.  From your recent pics, you already seem lean enough to not have to worry about losing fat.  What's the point of having six pack abs if you're weak as a shrimp? 

On the subject of my own progress, a few jumps today show that I've finally been able to gain 2-3 inches of vertical leap.  It's not just wishful thinking because it was quite apparent to the people I've been playing with.  But I'm still not yet where I need to be to dunk.  However, I'm glad that progress is indeed possible.  For awhile, I was worried that I wouldn't be able to improve because I was already jumping over 30 inches and that might have been my genetic limit.  At the current pace, 6 more inches might be a possibility when I can finally squat 400lbs. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on September 13, 2011, 02:10:16 AM
They'd make the dirty fucker think twice before trying it :lol And assist with immediate and vigorous post-tackle discouragement of any further offenses!

Seriously though...there can be no doubt that your tackling game, both offensive and defensive, will improve with more strength.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on September 13, 2011, 03:23:51 AM
http://www.archevore.com/get-started/

Kurt Harris' eating tips updated and clarified. He speaks seldom but when he does it is always worth listening to.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on September 13, 2011, 09:23:23 AM
Having more upper body strength would be helpful to futsal as well.  You'd be able to better shield defenders, climb over people for headers and even run faster.  Shoulder power has a pretty big impact on how fast you can run. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on September 13, 2011, 09:37:46 AM
Because there are still people who are concerned that they might get too bulky for their sports or that the added strength would mess with their skills, like a swing or a shot.  Sometimes, those concerns are legitimate but they are pretty easy to avoid for people not taking steroids.  Additionally, improper weight training can lead to more injuries. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on September 13, 2011, 10:31:15 AM
Try eating a little more if you seems to be plateauing.  It sounds weird for someone trying to lose fat but it's worked for me. 

I'm actually breaking through the plateau right now.  I'm not really sure what the difference is... but it's working.

pics! :drool

(http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e96/andrwfields/10-15-10.jpg)
October 15th, 2010, 400.7 lbs

(http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e96/andrwfields/9-12-11.jpg)
September 12th, 2011, 341.6 lbs
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: demi on September 13, 2011, 10:31:52 AM
SAVED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on September 13, 2011, 10:48:33 AM
I've still got a long way to go, and I'm behind schedule on where I wanted to be.  However, I'm still happy with the results.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on September 13, 2011, 11:12:40 AM
Looking good, Drew.  Nice to see you haven't just shrunk but have actually gained some muscle.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on September 13, 2011, 12:03:46 PM
I don't think that's it, I think people are lazy and weak. 

Well, much as I also like to piss on the huddled masses of humanity from my ivory tower...some people just have no confidence in their ability to become strong or just have no experience of ever being strong, so they tell themselves they are better off being weak.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on September 13, 2011, 12:05:22 PM
Congrats Andrew! You'll get where you want in no time if you keep at it man!

.

60lbs is a HUGE reduction, that's like 2 of my daughter :lol  The more mobile you get the easier it will become. Keep at it and live strong!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Eric P on September 13, 2011, 12:32:30 PM
nice work!

i kind of which I'd taken "before" photos but I hate how I look.  I'm certainly leaner and more muscular.  I can see it in the mirror.  I'll probably have to buy new clothes before the end of the year as the clothes I have are starting to cinch up when I wear a belt.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: demi on September 13, 2011, 12:45:11 PM
nice work!

i kind of which I'd taken "before" photos but I hate how I look.  I'm certainly leaner and more muscular.  I can see it in the mirror.  I'll probably have to buy new clothes before the end of the year as the clothes I have are starting to cinch up when I wear a belt.

is ur weiner bigger
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Eric P on September 13, 2011, 12:46:33 PM
let me check
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: demi on September 13, 2011, 04:01:18 PM
He needs to make it a beard. woof
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on September 13, 2011, 09:33:47 PM
Well, to the extent that you have ANY interest in training (and given the posting vol. ITT, it would seem undeniable), the training you do should attack your weak points 'cause that is always where the most mileage is (regardless of the demands of your chosen sport).

The Biz's point is only '...especially if you play sports' btw, i.e. he is saying that getting stronger is good for you whether you play them or not. I could go on and on about the various benefits but i've done so in the past and it doesn't seem to sway anyone who isn't already training. The bottom line is that our genes expect us to be strong and things go wrong when they discover otherwise.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on September 14, 2011, 12:49:58 AM
Bad news to report after just having good news yesterday.   :(

I rolled my ankle pretty badly while coming down from a shot.  It was the left which I've sprained many times before.  However, it's been healthy for almost two full years.   I've been going without a brace the last couple of months because it's felt pretty good. 

My guess is that it'll take 6 to 8 weeks to heal to the point when I'm able to run and jump again.  In the meantime, the squat is out and maybe even the deadlift.  All I can do now is do some leg curls & extensions instead and put more focus on my upper body lifts.  Sucks to go from feeling like Superman to a handicap. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Beezy on September 14, 2011, 01:56:50 AM
That was me earlier this summer. Sorry to hear that. :(
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on September 14, 2011, 01:59:27 AM
sorry to hear that. Chronic injuries are the worst.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on September 14, 2011, 02:04:12 AM
Yeah, I'm never going without a brace on that bad ankle again.  Some orthopedic doctors think it's better to not wear a brace once it heals so that there won't be an imbalance in your structures.  I'm not so sure now.  Minimizing the danger to a part that is very prone to injury seems more important than over-reliance on healthy parts. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on September 14, 2011, 02:16:15 AM
well, you never know. Ice the crap out of it and it might not be as bad as initially feared.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on September 14, 2011, 02:21:41 AM
Yeah, that's what I'm doing now.  I've also been compressing it with a tight brace and plan to keep it on while sleeping.  Luckily I also have some codeine at hand.  I'm going to try my best to limit my dosage and take it for not more than 3 days since codeine has lots of shit effects. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Bebpo on September 14, 2011, 10:21:40 PM
I started working out again and I feel pretty good!  Had slacked off after about a year of working out to pursue women and deal with moving in and such.  Now I'm back to daily cardio and muscle and stretches and I'm sleeping a lot better and feeling energized!

Here's me now (I can still lose some gut and some butt, but I'm much flatter than I used to be; and yeah my mirror needs some cleaning!):

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v297/bebpo/DSC_0089.jpg)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on September 15, 2011, 12:49:14 AM
Bebpo, you have a pretty good starting point.  You could probably look like a model in two months if you eat and exercise right.  Even if that gut doesn't go away completely,it won't be obvious if you pack some muscle mass on your shoulders and chest. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Mupepe on September 15, 2011, 10:18:05 AM
yeah, fuck the cardio (unless you enjoy it I guess).

Now is the time to eat right and lift heavy and look hot!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on September 17, 2011, 10:12:29 PM
I took Mups advice and made my own pre-workout supplement.  It still tastes like crap though, so I'm going to have to tweak it a bit.  I think I also might have figured out my problem with the nausea.  I think it might be the NO boosters not playing nice with my thermogenic that I take first thing in the morning.  I'm going to try and eat something and then wait a little bit before I go the next time.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: lennedsay on September 18, 2011, 08:59:21 PM
PANTS OFF.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on September 18, 2011, 10:20:44 PM
Update on my pre-workout supplement (home made). 

I took away a thermogenic made by GNC because it tastes like crap and it's basically just the anti-christ of drink mixes.  GNC let me return it for a full refund, which I exchanged for more probiotics and a ginseng based energy booster.  I'm going to mix the remaining stuff (BCAA, L-arginine, and creatine powder) with a little bit of gatorade powder and see how it does.  Hopefully I'll be able to perfect this soon.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on September 19, 2011, 12:37:02 AM
Luckily you're blessed with a skinny face. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Mupepe on September 19, 2011, 10:19:17 AM
Update on my pre-workout supplement (home made). 

I took away a thermogenic made by GNC because it tastes like crap and it's basically just the anti-christ of drink mixes.  GNC let me return it for a full refund, which I exchanged for more probiotics and a ginseng based energy booster.  I'm going to mix the remaining stuff (BCAA, L-arginine, and creatine powder) with a little bit of gatorade powder and see how it does.  Hopefully I'll be able to perfect this soon.

No caffeine?

That would be my only change if you want the full NO Booster or white flood effect.  They're all basically those 4 ingredients.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on September 19, 2011, 03:41:57 PM
Sorry, I missed the comment TB left.  The ginseng energy blend has over 200mg of caffeine in it.

I used it at the gym this morning.  No nausea, but the l-arginine powder has a funky taste that makes it hard to swallow at times.  I eventually ended up sipping on the last half of it through my workout, which seemed to be just as effective.  I didn't feel the "pump" like I did from the N.O. Shotgun or X-plode, but I knew that I was definitely lifting more than I would without it.  I actually broke through a benching plateau and was able to add 10lbs to my lift. 

So, I'm wondering if any of my Fitnessbore bros could write me a workout routine?  These past few months, I've been doing all compound exercises with minor variations in my routine from time to time, but mostly adding stuff on.  Every time I go to the gym, I always do bench presses, lateral pulls, squats (either low bar or dumbells), and planks.  Before a few weeks ago, I was also doing shoulder presses every time, but after deciding that my legs and midsection needed more work, I switched to kettlebell swings.  Aside from the planks and kb swings, I do 5x5's for everything else.  I usually do 4 sets of 45 second planks, and I'm not up to doing a full 5-10 minutes of kb swings, but I usually last through an entire song on my ipod (so, 3-4 minutes?).

The problem I'm mostly having, besides starting to get a little bored during my routine is that I'm spending more time in the gym than I want to each time I go.  I feel like my time could be better served if split up into sections focused on certain body areas.

What I need is a system designed on 2-3 days a week at the gym.  I need a lot of help on my legs and midsection, but I don't want to neglect my shoulders, chest, and back.  I still like the 5x5 system, but I would be willing to switch it up if it would be more beneficial to my progress.

tl;dr version: I do have caffeine in my pre-workout mix.  I need somebody to design a new routine for me.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Mupepe on September 19, 2011, 03:55:26 PM
All of that stuff tends to taste funky.  A lot of guys will add those sugarless drink mixes.  Can't remember the name of the shit, but it's calorie free and some sort of liquid that flavors water.  There's nothing wrong with sipping it throughout your workout though.  Purple Wraath recommends it IIRC.

Do you want to stick with compound exercises or do you want to do isolation work?  You can do 2 or 3 day splits either way. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on September 19, 2011, 04:44:45 PM
I tend to like compound more.  Isolation seems like a waste of time to me.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on September 19, 2011, 11:21:24 PM
6 a.m. Drink a serving of
Cell-Tech with 20 oz. of water.

6:30 a.m. Drink a full serving of Nitro Tech with water

7 a.m. Eat 2 whole eggs and 6 additional egg whites,
4 slices of whole wheat toats and jam.

7:30 a.m. Take pre-workout
measurements, stretch out, and do two
warm-up sets each of standing dumbell curls
and triceps pushdowns.

8 a.m. Workout #1
(barbell Curls/Tricep Pushdowns)
This should take approximately 5
minutes, after which you should rest
until 8:30 a.m.).

8:30 a.m. Workout #2
(seated Dumbell Curls/French Press)
This should take approximately 5
minutes, after which you should rest
until 9 a.m.)

8:45 a.m. Drink a full serving of nito-Tech in water with a banana
blended in.

9 a.m. Repeat workout#1
9:30 a.m Repeat workout#2
10 a.m. Repeat workout #1
10:30 a.m. repeat workout#2
11 a.m. repeat workout#1
11:30 a.m. repeat workout#2
Noon repeat workout#1
12:30 p.m. Eat large meal of
either chicken or beef, with rice
or potatoes, and vegetables.
1 p.m. Repeat workout#1
1:30 p.m. Repeat workout#2
2 p.m. Repeat workout#1
2:30 p.m. Repeat workout#2
3 p.m. Repeat workout#1
3:30 p.m. Repeat workout#2
3:45 p.m. Drink a full serving of Nitro-tech
in water and eat a nanana.
4 p.m. repeat workout#1
4:30 p.m. Repeat workout#2
4:45 p.m. Drink a serving of Cell-Tech with 20 oz. of whater.
5:45 p.m. Drink a full serving of Nitro-Tech in water and eat a banana
6:30 p.m Eat large meal of either chicken or beef, with rice or patatoes,
and vegetables.
7:45 p.m. Drink a full serving of Nitro-tech in water and eat a banana
Before Bed: Drink a full serving of Nitro-tech in water and eat a banana go to sleep and start building muscle..........When you wake up take 4 days to properly recover do not lift for these 4 days.

IF you have comleted this routine take the next 4 days to recover, YES that means be lazy for the next 4 days youve earned it you need these 4 days to properly recover.        
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Eric P on September 20, 2011, 07:37:22 AM
wheat is murder!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Eric P on September 20, 2011, 07:59:21 AM
I need new pants.  the ones i have that are just months old are too big for me.  they cinch up and look somewhat ridiculous.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on September 21, 2011, 09:34:50 AM
Started some basic hill intervals two weeks ago and played 2 three hour flag football game in the span of two weeks. I'm shedding weight like a diabetic.

What I love about hill intervals is how you're exerting yourself from the get go but the temptation to jump right in without warming up a bit is always there.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on September 21, 2011, 11:36:50 PM
Man, there are some soldiers in another company where I'm stationed who play flag football every morning for PT.  The problem is, their field is only 50m long.  I just don't see how that can be considered exercise by anyones who's not in abysmal shape. 

The one we play on is probably a little less than regulation size length but we have to cut the width down due to the teams being fairly small (usually 4 on 4). I think the physicality isn't really felt at first but if you play back to back games (we usually play 2 to 3, first to 5 touchdowns total) it can get taxing. The unfit dudes (in our games) are usually the QBs :teehee .
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on September 22, 2011, 12:02:56 AM
Wrong as usual, Business

spoiler (click to show/hide)
it's 'cue' :teehee
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Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on September 22, 2011, 12:55:46 AM
3 on 3 full court basketball is the best cardio
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on September 22, 2011, 01:06:22 AM
dcharlie, this is how you should be doing it

[youtube=560,345]McZm-TEFmeg[/youtube]
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on September 22, 2011, 07:58:22 AM
So Rman was asking me what I actually do in the way of fitness these days. It is a reasonable question, I guess. The prob with explaining that has always been that I believe strongly in variety and basically not having a routine. That said, I'm currently working with a kettlebell trainer who wants me to do particular things. He gives me the basic ground I should be covering, then I program the actual workouts for myself based on my capacity that day. The goal is to move onto a series of 8 week programs lasting a year, with rest and maintenance periods built in. That'll probably start in a month or so, once he's happy with my mechanics and work capacity.

Almost all the work is done with 2 x 16kg KBs right now. Everything is timed - I usually have a clock running for the whole workout, to ensure I work the full work interval and rest only for the predetermined time. The bells cannot be put down during work intervals - the only 'rest' comes in the rack positions (when holding the bells at the chest or overhead). A lot of what I'm doing this month is aimed at strengthening the rack positions so I can do longer intervals and tougher 'sprint' intervals.

This whole thing took 15 mins. I've done a lot worse but that's what was called for today:

2KB jerk w/5 sec hold in each rack position (i.e. hold for 5 secs chest, jerk, then hold for 5 secs overhead, then back to rack at chest)
4 x 1 min w/ 1 min rest between (6 reps each round)
- 1 min rest
2KB rack hold overhead 1 min
- 1 min rest
2KB rack hold chest 1 min
- 1 min rest
100 alternating left hand/right hand 1H swings - 3 mins (not done for speed - the only requirement is to not put the bell down before hitting 100. This is basically a cool-down)

Stuff like that. 3 times a week, averages about 30 mins total for the week.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on September 26, 2011, 11:16:02 AM
So I haven't worked out since last Monday because I got a tattoo on my right calf and it was sore until just a couple of days ago and it really hurt to do much of anything.  And now, it seems like the tattoo isn't holding too well and it's going to fade pretty badly, so it looks like the past week has just been lose-lose all around.   :(

On a brighter note, I hope to get back in the gym tomorrow.  Today, I am enjoying a pumpkin spice latte at Starbucks.  :lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: demi on September 26, 2011, 11:29:06 AM
on your calf? what are you a chick?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Eric P on September 26, 2011, 11:44:59 AM
did something to my knee so I took it easy the past few days.  Ran again this morning w/o much issue.  Knee is a little sore going down stairs but not as much going up them.  Dunno what happened.  Woke up with it like this.  I'm probably going to avoid squats for at least another day.  It's getting better, but it's still kind of sensitive.

This past thursday I went to a friend's birthday party (at a bar of course.  This is new york).  There were people I hadn't seen since I started paleo and they were frankly shocked at how much I'd already lost since they last saw me.  I think I was able to sell two of them on giving it a shot.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on September 26, 2011, 11:56:34 AM
new runner with knee issues, how shocking
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Eric P on September 26, 2011, 11:59:02 AM
I'd been running for a few months now and had recently dialed it way down so I was kind of surprised to see it crop up.

I've finished the running program that got me started on everything so I was going to look into the PBF thing a bit more, follow that for 9 weeks and see what difference it makes.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 26, 2011, 12:01:38 PM
on your calf? what are you a chick?

this
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on September 26, 2011, 12:58:49 PM
What's wrong with the calf?

[edit] Besides, I got a hairy back so I can't go there, cause I want to be able to see it.  And I don't want anything that can't be covered up by a standard tee shirt and pants (work acceptable), and I've already used both upper arms.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: demi on September 26, 2011, 12:59:24 PM
Nothing, if you have a vagina. Do you have a boypussy?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on September 26, 2011, 01:01:20 PM
Sorry, next time I'll get a tramp stamp.  Right above my ass.  I'll put your name on it.   :lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: demi on September 26, 2011, 01:06:30 PM
I can't wait to see it
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on September 27, 2011, 07:42:05 AM
Put some sprints (two to be exact) intervals to my hill regimen. Shit killed me but I feel good right now. Felt like I wanted to dry heave at first though. Fell to my back since I couldn't stay standing up.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on September 27, 2011, 08:11:25 PM
More is not better DC!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on September 27, 2011, 09:42:23 PM
so what's the end game then? Sprinting for 5K?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Eric P on September 28, 2011, 07:14:16 AM
ugh

I had been neglecting my strength training

when i went back to it this morning it was really embarrassing.  I couldn't finish one circuit of my routine.

i did

3x
10 pushups
10 squat press
2 min swings

the swings are what killed me.  i never thought those would be quite so difficult.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 28, 2011, 11:13:02 AM
swings are brutal. i've been working them into the middle of my routine instead of at the end.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on September 28, 2011, 11:36:34 AM
2 min swings take too long.  Just barbell snatch your own body weight for a set of 5. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Eric P on September 28, 2011, 12:56:56 PM
1) I'm doing these in my kitchen
2) have you SEEN my body weight?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: demi on September 28, 2011, 01:21:40 PM
I haven't. Any pics? Thanks
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on September 28, 2011, 02:16:09 PM
How much do you weight?

I was kidding BTW.  I doubt anyone here can snatch his bodyweight for just 1 rep. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Eric P on September 29, 2011, 10:13:17 AM
yeah those swings hurt today.

I was absolutely starving yesterday so I ate more cashews than I should have.  I brought in a can of tuna and a can opener in case I ever get that hungry again at work on a day where I'd worked out
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on September 29, 2011, 03:10:48 PM
I've changed up my workout routine starting today.  From now on, I'm going to put focus on upper body (chest, shoulders, arms, back) one day and lower body the next (legs and core).  I'm also going to try and incorporate more cardio into my life.  I used to get in at least 20 minutes DAILY, but everything about my routine and diet has been out of whack since the wife died.

My two biggest struggles are not getting enough cardio and my diet.  I'm just eating way too many carbs and I feel like I can't stop myself.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Beezy on September 29, 2011, 03:29:13 PM
From now on, I'm going to put focus on upper body (chest, shoulders, arms, back) one day and lower body the next (legs and core).
I've been trying to do the same. I'm still not doing any weighted exercises though. I have none.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Eric P on September 30, 2011, 06:45:22 PM
holy shit

i just bought pants 4" smaller than the pants I walked in wearing.

today marks the end of month two.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Eric P on October 01, 2011, 07:02:20 AM
ugh.

so I'm trying to do my workouts faster and faster with less rests.  today I did

5x
10 pushups
10 barbell thrusts

and then did 2 minutes of swings as quickly as I could

i'm fucking wasted.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Dickie Dee on October 01, 2011, 07:19:53 AM
Sorry to parachute in but what's Fitness-Bores thoughts on High Intensity Interval Training. Is 20min a few times a week really better than hours on the treadmill?

* Posters note: I'm just getting back into things after spending the last few years drinking and embiggening myself.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on October 01, 2011, 09:54:40 AM
Yeah, it is. In general I'd want a ton more information about what you have done to this point and what you hope to achieve, what your diet is like etc before making such an unequivocal statement but in this case i'm 100% sure that the answer is yes. Burning calories on the treadmill slowly is only ever going to work if you plan on starving yourself and don't care about strength and conditioning at all.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Mupepe on October 01, 2011, 12:13:47 PM
The problem with most hiit is that people don't push themselves nearly as hard as they think they do most times and then complain about a lack of results.  That 20 minutes should leave you far more exhausted than an hour of treadmill running.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 01, 2011, 12:27:33 PM
The problem with most hiit is that people don't push themselves nearly as hard as they think they do most times and then complain about a lack of results.  That 20 minutes should leave you far more exhausted than an hour of treadmill running.

this. i didn't see real results from hiit until i pushed myself to near death with sprints and explosive squats/rows/burpees etc.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 01, 2011, 01:13:42 PM
yeah, stop before you hurt yourself. </cormac>
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on October 01, 2011, 09:11:01 PM
stretch afterward, not before
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: drew on October 03, 2011, 04:36:33 PM
[youtube=560,345]UKp7fBtj81c[/youtube]

lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on October 08, 2011, 12:07:44 AM
ordered 24kg Kettlebell for dual handed swings - not feeling the 16kg as much any more.

weight now up 2.5kg :rock

aargh, you need to get over here. I have a source for much better KBs than are available on amazon etc.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on October 08, 2011, 02:51:51 AM
Yes, let's practice those bad habits for a few more years, THEN go to Cormac to learn technique! He'll be so impressed at how mightily i heave this bell the wrong way!

ah DC. Head like a rock.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on October 08, 2011, 07:15:45 PM
I guess I wouldn't persist with this if you hadn't told me on numerous occasions, in seeming seriousness, that you actually wanted help. But I think it's time I withdrew that offer really. It's become some weird thing where you have to do it your own way. Luckily kettlebells are more or less idiot-proof, which is one reason I like them.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Eric P on October 11, 2011, 08:45:11 AM
man, i have been neglecting my strength training.  I've continued to do long walks several times a week, so I'm still moving around, but various issues have been preventing me from falling asleep and waking up as early as I had been.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Boogie on October 14, 2011, 09:03:50 PM
Benched 250 today (1RM).  50lbs to go!

I wonder what I could hit for 1RM.  I've never tried, and pretty much stick to 3x5 for bench, which I generally hit 215lbs for.

Don't usually have a partner for my workouts, so I can't push myself too much for bench.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Mupepe on October 15, 2011, 11:10:03 AM
Around the time I was able to 5x5 215 I could 1RM 250. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on October 15, 2011, 07:35:44 PM
Does anybody else get the urge to take a poop really bad after doing squats, deadlifts, or kettlebell swings?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Rman on October 16, 2011, 09:46:00 AM
Does anybody else get the urge to take a poop really bad after doing squats, deadlifts, or kettlebell swings?
Nope!

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: fomalhaut on October 17, 2011, 11:34:30 AM
any you fellas using FitOcracy or whatever? it's pretty cool i suppose.

I've been running lots, time to go just about now.

I'm thinking about signing up for Krav Maga, lol, really.  Might as well, right?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Beezy on October 17, 2011, 01:38:19 PM
I just joined it thanks to the GAF thread. Invite code is "runkeeper."
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 17, 2011, 05:38:12 PM
i've never broken 23 minutes :-(
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Beezy on October 18, 2011, 10:32:43 AM
Add me, username is JabarieD.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on October 18, 2011, 02:19:37 PM
Joined Fitocracy as well.  Jumping on the bandwagon.  Followed both of you.

Also created a FitnessBore group on there.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on October 18, 2011, 08:27:49 PM
Added my 1RM bench from last week and made level 4

 :patel

 :lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Mupepe on October 19, 2011, 04:05:55 PM
Alright.  So I just joined Fitocracy.  I'm also going back on my old routine and my old eating habits (based off of Dave Palumbo's diet).  I haven't gained any weight but my loss stalled.  However my strength has gone up but now I'm looking to lose the rest of my weight.

LET'S DO THIS
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on October 20, 2011, 02:19:03 AM
http://fatfightertv.com/blog/2011/10/why-a-personal-trainer-is-making-himself-obese-on-purpose/

holy shit, can't wait for this one to play itself out
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: cool breeze on October 20, 2011, 03:13:17 AM
I'm actually curious to see if he can return to his original state.  I don't think it will be hard to get fit again, but I don't think he will be the same.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on October 20, 2011, 03:57:14 AM
I think he'll do it - he didn't get that jacked and ripped by accident - but the first 2-3 months are going to be really tough. He's going to earn it, that's for sure. He'll be raring to go at first, but it'll probably take so long for him to even approach what he used to look and feel like that he is at risk of depression. But I'm guessing that he has too much riding on this to fail.


Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on October 20, 2011, 09:30:43 AM
I think he's going to be in for a rude awakening.  Weight comes off a lot slower than it goes on...
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Mupepe on October 20, 2011, 10:23:52 AM
I saw that yesterday and before I saw the pic I was expect a modest gain but he really blew up.  Very cool idea.

I've got a friend who always talks about how easy it is to lose weight and blah blah blah.  But this is a dude who is naturally athletic.  He'll quit exercising for months 6 months drinking beer and eating pizza everyday and he'll talk about his gut after gaining 10 pounds and in a week or two hes back to normal.  Fucking ridiculous

Yeah I'm jelly.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on October 20, 2011, 11:00:20 AM
I find it really interesting how he is himself amazed at how much he craves the junk food now. It sounds like he had no cravings before doing this. Will be fascinated to see how long it takes to reverse that.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on October 20, 2011, 08:48:40 PM
:O wow - that sounds like fun in the "that's going to be a nightmare" way :)

OH WAIT - there IS a weighted option in fitocracy!!

it's in the ADVANCE OPTIONS in the work out! WOOOhoooo!

edit: LOOOL - carrying 5kg for 5km added an extra SEVEN points. SEVEN. lol


This is because it only brings your total weight up to about 45kg
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on October 22, 2011, 09:11:26 PM
Some of the stuff on Fitocracy is really heavily pointed, while other things aren't.  Leveled up to 6 today because of +857 points for cycling.  That's crazy.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on October 22, 2011, 09:27:28 PM
.4 miles a minute.  Not too fast...
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on October 22, 2011, 11:24:02 PM
Stationary bike, mate.  Maybe for varied resistance, but still....
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Beezy on October 23, 2011, 11:20:08 AM
<--wants more points but has no weights and doesn't wanna do cardio
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on October 23, 2011, 01:56:11 PM
You earned over 400 from just doing bodyweight exercises.  Seems good enough to me.  Just add a walk or two in every week and you'll get easy points.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on October 25, 2011, 08:40:14 PM
5km with 5kg backpack again at a much better 23:40 - felt a lot easier than on friday that's for sure. Probably a bit faster than this as i got stuck at a couple of lights and forgot to hit pause.


so normally you just stop the clock and have a breather? OKAY, NOTHING FISHY ABOUT THAT
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on October 25, 2011, 09:54:47 PM
No-one expects you to run into traffic DC, although I have to confess there are times when I have desired exactly that. Just pointing out how you are anal about keeping us up to date on the daily runs and walks and the backpack weight and the exact number of seconds and meters yet failed to mention that the little rest breaks until now  :teehee

don't have a cow and all that, i still don't regard jogging as anything more than an injury-generator and muscle-atrophier, it's not like i'm taking it seriously
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on October 25, 2011, 10:10:23 PM
'Fisking', slang, circa 2011. Defined as 'untimed rests during runs'. Ex. usage 'DCharlie is fisking again'

Btw, I just got a new deadlift 1RM last night - 600kg!*

*I'm tracking the weight how I feel like. Not all of it was on the bar at the time! But who cares, I'm happy. now where is this fitocracy site so i can commence winning
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 26, 2011, 01:53:06 AM
limey sarcasm is indistinguishable from honesty, and only the brass eye taught me the difference
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on October 26, 2011, 01:55:58 AM
leper this lying filth

...and bell him so we know when he is resting
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on October 26, 2011, 07:28:35 AM
I take my eyes off the Bore for one day and this is what I come back to...

As admin for the Fitnessbore Fitocracy group, I have a lot to take into consideration about this whole Run Time Debacle.  After all, points are at stake...  :lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on October 26, 2011, 11:33:39 AM
I invited you back so that I can pass judgement on you!

In other news, I would make a terrible crew team member.  Rowing is some intense shit...
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 26, 2011, 06:29:49 PM
FITNESSGATE CONTINUES!!!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on October 26, 2011, 06:47:24 PM
Since DC has left our group, I have been moved into second place on the leaderboard.  Of course, the gap between first and second is over 3k...
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on October 27, 2011, 12:03:11 AM
You can never change the mind of someone looking for something to fingerwag about so why fight it? :D

BECAUSE I NEED TO FEEL IMPORTANT AND JUDGE SOMEBODY
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on October 27, 2011, 12:08:00 AM
You can never change the mind of someone looking for something to fingerwag about so why fight it? :D

BECAUSE I NEED TO FEEL IMPORTANT AND JUDGE SOMEBODY

:wag
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on October 27, 2011, 12:09:15 AM
Don't take this away from me!   :lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on October 27, 2011, 12:21:37 AM
btw people - it is slow cooker / roasting season, time for easy Paleo grub :drool

Thanks to finally being allowed to use the oven/stove a bit (i.e. heat up the whole damn apartment...), I have 3 different batch-cooked meals ready to go at any given time. Makes eating at home so fuckin' easy it's untrue. Roast a bunch of chicken, make stock, get masses of cheap meat and produce and make stews with the stock, repeat. Combined with batch steaming of veggies, I can have a ton of different meals ready to go in minutes. Time to get your winter fat on!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Eric P on October 27, 2011, 07:45:18 AM
jesus christ.  i broke paleo edge for a quarter cup of pumpkin ice cream and it fucked me up.  i had horrific nightmares that woke me up two hours after i fell asleep, my heart raced for about two hours after that and even though I was exhausted I couldn't fall back asleep until the sugar spike wound its way out of my system.

yeah, never doing that again.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on October 27, 2011, 09:02:19 AM
:lol

Yeah, that's a bit extreme but I've experienced similar. After dessert at a french restaurant, notably. At the time it seems too good to pass up but for 2-3hrs afterward, you're hating life. It really isn't worth it. Still, the long term effects are pretty minimal I'd imagine.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Mupepe on October 27, 2011, 09:42:12 AM
Last night I ate a couple of Little Debbie Nutty Bars and I was up at midnight tossing and turning.  Fuuuuuu
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Eric P on October 27, 2011, 10:22:07 AM
*dap*

this guy knows what i'm talking about
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on October 27, 2011, 01:52:27 PM
Had an old man school me in the gym today.  I was doing squats and he came up to me and said, "You know that bar's too high, right?"  I told him I was doing low-bar squats and he told me to put it up on my shoulders.  When I did, he reached behind me and rolled the bar down about two inches and said, "Try it now, but look up to make a pocket with your shoulders."

It. Finally. Felt. Right...
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: demi on October 27, 2011, 04:11:32 PM
What a lucky old man.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on October 27, 2011, 06:13:54 PM
LEVEL UP!!!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on October 27, 2011, 06:30:31 PM
LEVEL UP!!!

This is ultimately what motivated me and what a fantastic Fitocracy day it was.  Not only did I get ~1000 points for my workout, but by knocking out a bunch of quests I earned an extra ~1100 points on top of that.  Went up to level 10 after just making level 9 yesterday.  DING!

Edit:  :lol If I had ran my mile 2 seconds faster I would have earned another 400 points on top of that.  Damn!

Same here.  It was the only reason I did Pendlay rows or Baby Widowmakers.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on October 27, 2011, 08:45:45 PM
Tore a bunch of skin off my right hand because I was deadlifting 3x5 365lbs without gloves.  I only did that because it's what the stronglifts dude suggested.  That's the last time I'll ever trust his BS. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on October 27, 2011, 08:53:02 PM
I'm lucky that my left hand only has major blisters.  Better grip, my butt!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on October 27, 2011, 10:06:07 PM
I'm trying to imagine how someone could do that and it's just not happening. 

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this was my right hand a week ago

It's pretty easy to do. The more calluses build up, the easier they are to tear off when they catch on the bar. You're supposed to trim them down with a pumice stone etc but I never bother. So once in a while something like that happens.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Beezy on October 27, 2011, 10:34:12 PM
LEVEL UP!!!

This is ultimately what motivated me and what a fantastic Fitocracy day it was.  Not only did I get ~1000 points for my workout, but by knocking out a bunch of quests I earned an extra ~1100 points on top of that.  Went up to level 10 after just making level 9 yesterday.  DING!

Edit:  :lol If I had ran my mile 2 seconds faster I would have earned another 400 points on top of that.  Damn!
:maf
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on October 27, 2011, 10:38:16 PM
The prob is you build up these big calluses and you think 'My hands are like LEATHER! That'll never rip!' then you forget that yeah, of fucking COURSE leather would rip like silk if counterweighted by say 365lbs...and unless the whole palm is callused evenly, the tough parts are let down by the weak parts anyway.

Still, ultimately no big deal. Was back in action 2 days later.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on October 27, 2011, 11:19:54 PM
That was from kettlebells...the ones under my fingers are from deadlifts etc. There is a particular KB technique where you have to drop the KB mid-air and catch it again, transferring the grip from your palm to under your fingers. I can do it fine when fresh but when I get fatigued I get sloppy, and it causes the KB to catch on the palm callus :(  It's a great reminder to work on technique I suppose.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on October 28, 2011, 12:17:36 AM
The main risk with deadlifts is when the bar is heavy enough that it slips down out of the 'pocket' - the area at the base of the fingers. Very easy for it to take some callus with it on the way. When you are doing a heavy set of 5 etc, you won't even notice the pain until minutes after you've torn it. Needless to say, using chalk helps. The drier the palm, the less chance of slippage. I use this liquid chalk stuff now, really like it. A tiny drop is enough to coat both palms.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on October 28, 2011, 12:19:06 AM
I'm trying to imagine how someone could do that and it's just not happening. 

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this was my right hand a week ago

It's pretty easy to do. The more calluses build up, the easier they are to tear off when they catch on the bar. You're supposed to trim them down with a pumice stone etc but I never bother. So once in a while something like that happens.

That's exactly what I got, except mine are at the finger pads and I got two of them.  Hurts like a bitch.  :fbm
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on October 28, 2011, 12:21:51 AM
Link for this magical liquid chalk please?  Does it also work for better sex with a ruined BBC slut?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on October 28, 2011, 12:26:55 AM
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Beal-Pure-Grip-Liguid-Chalk/dp/B000QV0MNI
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Oblivion on October 28, 2011, 08:03:06 AM
Just curious, but how many times a day do you guys eat? (including both meals and snacks?)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on October 28, 2011, 09:37:36 AM
usually 2 big meals, one snack for me. Depends on activity level though.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on October 28, 2011, 10:06:16 AM
Usually twice a day.  But it's not intentional.  I eat when I'm hungry.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on October 28, 2011, 08:26:34 PM
Meal frequency doesn't make much odds, I find. I just don't see the point cooking a small meal twice when you can cook (and eat) a big meal once, so I recently basically doubled the size of my breakfasts. Breakfast represents the amount of calories you KNOW you're going to burn in a day so you may as well go big. Dinner, on the other hand, should be adjusted to your actual appetite and activity level. If I train hard or spent the day tooling around the city, I'll eat a big dinner. If not, and I'm not hungry, I might just have a small omelette with some meat and veg, maybe, or even just some yoghurt.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: cool breeze on October 28, 2011, 08:36:14 PM
For the past few months I had to do two big meals a day.  It was fine, but people acted like I should have been starving and eating six tiny meals a day.  Now I'm back to three smaller ones, with snacks once in a while.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on October 29, 2011, 09:55:34 AM
No weight 5km round park track - no intersections, so no pauses

A much less tardy 21m 44

Back under yo bridges, trollberries

Back in third.   :fbm
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Beezy on October 29, 2011, 12:31:43 PM
He pushed me back down on the leaderboards. :'(
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Rman on October 30, 2011, 03:27:10 PM
2 big meals and a snack.  Similar to Cormac.  I used to intermittent fasting so only 2 meals, but I'm losing more weight with a small protein packed breakfast snack.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 30, 2011, 11:05:36 PM
600 cal breakfast -- usually bacon and eggs

600 cal lunch -- usually salad + chicken (workout days add bacon)

evening snack/dinner thing, usually around 300-400 calories of nuts or meat product :drool
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: TEEEPO on November 01, 2011, 07:32:44 PM
calorie counting  :yuck

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on November 01, 2011, 08:25:01 PM
calorie counting  :yuck


Yeah, but Van Cruncheon has the sort of math OCD that won't let him open an extra browser tab unless it results in a prime number. Counting calories is just something that happens while his mighty brain is not otherwise gainfully employed.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Eric P on November 03, 2011, 07:27:31 AM
working on the leptin reset.  it's really hard for me to choke down 50 grams of protein first thing in the morning.   :teehee  my stomach rebels and then gets grumpy all morning.  i just can't eat 3 eggs as soon as i wake up.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on November 03, 2011, 10:16:11 AM
nah, the point is to eat it within 30 mins of waking (for various hormonal reasons). I hate to say it but this is when shakes come in handy. Also, hate to say it but....3 eggs is more like 15 grams of protein. There's a reason why Rocky drinks 'em raw lads
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Eric P on November 03, 2011, 11:34:53 AM
3 eggs, 4 slices bacon, one scoop of whey protein isolate and some broccoli. yesterday it was 3 eggs, 4 slices bacon and some kale (no whey).

dr jack kruse (whose plan is the most popular) is against whey protein because of an insulin spike.  i snagged the Now Foods brand to try to minimize that a bit.

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Eric P on November 03, 2011, 06:55:52 PM
down another pants size.

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on November 03, 2011, 07:20:28 PM
Military pressed 165lbs for 1 rep today.  Only 10 more lbs from my goal of lifting my own weight. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Eric P on November 03, 2011, 08:40:27 PM
Rock on man, feels good huh? :)

I desperately need some new works clothes - everything looks huge. It's a nice problem to have, but whilst i've replaced casual clothes, i've not bothered with office wear and i'm now starting to have to slip more and more casual wear in lol

yeah i bought khakis.  it's awesome.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on November 03, 2011, 09:22:23 PM
My bench is garbage though.  I'm pretty sure my max is only around 200.  I'm afraid of a big chest slowing me down so I limit bench pressing to only once per week. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on November 03, 2011, 10:25:57 PM
What are your squat and deadlift numbers?  It should be pretty easy for you to improve on the deadlift since you have so much upper body strength already. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on November 03, 2011, 10:48:01 PM
So I'm curious.  How long did it take you guys to get to that point?

My bench is terrible.  My squat and my deadlift are only slightly better.  I'm just wondering if I should be lifting more than I am at this point, or if it's something that will take a while to achieve?

For the record, I don't know what any of my max numbers are, because I don't have a partner to lift with so I'm afraid I might hurt myself.  My normal bench is somewhere between 130-140 lbs.  My squat is 170-190 lbs.  My deadlift is around 150 lbs (still new to it).  I know it took me a while to get used to lifting a free barbell instead of one on a Smith Machine, but I still feel like I should be able to do more...
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on November 04, 2011, 12:47:54 AM
300 squat and 285 deadlift.   I'm working at it with good results so far, just need more gym time.  Although, I've been struggling a lot with proper form on deadlift when I get above 225, so I'm kind of going in circles there--adding weight and getting sloppy so taking off weight and so on.

You must be really quad dominant.  Most people can deadlift quite a bit more than their squats. 

What kinda grip do you use?  Try the mixed hand grip if you haven't already.  Also, I find that doing halfway deadlifts with heavier weights helped me to improve quicker. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on November 04, 2011, 12:51:29 AM
So I'm curious.  How long did it take you guys to get to that point?

My bench is terrible.  My squat and my deadlift are only slightly better.  I'm just wondering if I should be lifting more than I am at this point, or if it's something that will take a while to achieve?

For the record, I don't know what any of my max numbers are, because I don't have a partner to lift with so I'm afraid I might hurt myself.  My normal bench is somewhere between 130-140 lbs.  My squat is 170-190 lbs.  My deadlift is around 150 lbs (still new to it).  I know it took me a while to get used to lifting a free barbell instead of one on a Smith Machine, but I still feel like I should be able to do more...

About 6 months.  I've worked out before but never for more than 2 months in a row. Since April of this year, I've decided to take it seriously.

Try doing dumbells if you're afraid of dropping the weight on your chest.  Also, you need to go crazy every now and then if you wanna beyond a plateau.  5x5 only get you so far. 

Try 5 reps heavy, 6 reps medium, 8 to 10 reps light.  Then repeat at least 3 more times. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on November 04, 2011, 03:50:59 AM
300 squat and 285 deadlift.   I'm working at it with good results so far, just need more gym time.  Although, I've been struggling a lot with proper form on deadlift when I get above 225, so I'm kind of going in circles there--adding weight and getting sloppy so taking off weight and so on. 

I'll go out on a limb and guess that you are relatively tall with relatively short arms.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on November 04, 2011, 06:55:19 PM
Finally pushed myself and lifted heavier on squats and deadlifts today.  I'm starting to wonder if my fear of injury from working out alone might have been a little overrated.  I'm still not going to go huge or anything, but if I can lift that on a regular basis and not be hurt then I'm not so worried.

Also; oh, to be young again.  While I was "loading up" on my deadlift, I watched an 18 y/o lift 1000 lbs on a squat machine... 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Beezy on November 04, 2011, 07:36:42 PM
My sis and her kids stayed with us for the whole week. I knew I wouldn't be able to do anything without being interrupted so I did nothing. Hopefully I can get back on track next week.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on November 04, 2011, 08:52:21 PM
Use the kids for your workouts.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbID75bgoh4
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on November 04, 2011, 09:01:13 PM
Use the kids for your workouts.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbID75bgoh4


He stole the kid so he could work out on a worthless fucking Roman chair?  FAIL
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on November 04, 2011, 09:01:55 PM
Double post

Started a challenge on the Fitnessbore group on Fitocracy.  Join now, bitches.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on November 04, 2011, 09:03:06 PM
What's the challenge?  I don't do long distance stuff.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on November 04, 2011, 09:45:40 PM
Fitocracy's challenges are pretty limited in options.  Basically, it's to see who can rack up the most points from November 24th to December 25th.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on November 05, 2011, 11:26:31 PM
Kinda wish I had followed Cormac's advice and not gotten my metabolism too high.  It was fun losing the weight when I was a 200lb fatty in April but now I'm finding it extremely hard to gain muscle or power.  I have to eat at least 2500 calories a day just to keep my weight above 170.  I love to eat but eating enough to gain mass is really tiring.  Just last night, I had to force myself to finish 2 lbs of steak and 4 eggs.

Any advice, Cormac?

This is my current shape, taken after lunch today.  Usually I'm even skinnier:

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Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 06, 2011, 12:00:51 AM
:bow
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on November 06, 2011, 08:03:56 PM
Lookin' good Smooth! Not sure what you want advice on though. How not to look ripped and eat all you want?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on November 06, 2011, 11:40:21 PM
How to get bigger and stronger?  I've been stuck at 170 despite eating a whole mess.  I only do 1/2 paleo now because I drop below 170 whenever I stop eating fruits or rice.  Because I'm not gaing muscle fast enough, my lifts have also started to stagnate.   

The best thing about my body transformation is that my legs have actually gotten smaller despite squatting more than before.  I think the long bouts of basketball led to some of my lower body muscles being burned for energy. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on November 07, 2011, 12:54:32 AM
If you want to get bigger again, add more carbs (post workout, on workout days only) and see where that gets you. So long as you avoid gluten and sugar (i.e.  bread, pasta, desserts, HCFS, processed food in general...) you should be able to gain mass without messing up your digestion and health. If you're still doing a ton of basketball and plyometrics while being that lean, you are def. going to catabolize your muscle if you don't go heavy on calories.

These days, I eat a fair amount of sweet potatoes and potatoes, and I've always eaten lots of tomatoes. Throw them all in a stew with plenty of meat, onions and garlic and you will have clean fuel for days. Or add more rice along with your steak and eggs. You have a lot of latitude to play around with gluten/sugar-free carbs since your body fat is low and you are exercising a lot (i.e. your insulin sensitivity should be pretty high right now). The key is always to match it to activity level, and then eat EXTRA to get to the extra size you want. If all that fails, and you are prepared to risk getting a little flab along with muscle and strength, start chugging the milk! I would proceed with caution though, 'cause you're definitely healthier with low body fat like you are right now than you would be with more muscle, as much fun as muscle is. My advice would be to ramp up the carbs gradually, no more than one meal a day for a couple of weeks. That way you can get a good handle on how much of an effect it has. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Eric P on November 07, 2011, 01:31:31 AM
blargh.  friends came over, had a bit to drink and now my body has decided "HEY LET'S BURN OFF ALL THIS SUGAR RIGHT NOW.  YOU DIDN'T NEED TO SLEEP, RIGHT?! RIGHT?!"

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on November 07, 2011, 10:18:33 AM
I haven't weighed this much in 5 years, feel so bloated  :-\

I need to lose like 5 kilo in 2 months before I go to India.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: demi on November 07, 2011, 10:41:11 AM
Yuck, chest hair on a buff guy. Don't deny your destiny. You are meant for the woods, bear.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on November 07, 2011, 09:25:08 PM
Yuck, chest hair on a buff guy. Don't deny your destiny. You are meant for the woods, bear.

LOL I've tried trimming or shaving my chest before but it's too much of a hassle, especially since I'm not a shirtless outdoors type.  Even if I get back to 200+lbs, I don't know if I would meet you standards since I've got no back hair. 


If you want to get bigger again, add more carbs (post workout, on workout days only) and see where that gets you. So long as you avoid gluten and sugar (i.e.  bread, pasta, desserts, HCFS, processed food in general...) you should be able to gain mass without messing up your digestion and health. If you're still doing a ton of basketball and plyometrics while being that lean, you are def. going to catabolize your muscle if you don't go heavy on calories.

These days, I eat a fair amount of sweet potatoes and potatoes, and I've always eaten lots of tomatoes. Throw them all in a stew with plenty of meat, onions and garlic and you will have clean fuel for days. Or add more rice along with your steak and eggs. You have a lot of latitude to play around with gluten/sugar-free carbs since your body fat is low and you are exercising a lot (i.e. your insulin sensitivity should be pretty high right now). The key is always to match it to activity level, and then eat EXTRA to get to the extra size you want. If all that fails, and you are prepared to risk getting a little flab along with muscle and strength, start chugging the milk! I would proceed with caution though, 'cause you're definitely healthier with low body fat like you are right now than you would be with more muscle, as much fun as muscle is. My advice would be to ramp up the carbs gradually, no more than one meal a day for a couple of weeks. That way you can get a good handle on how much of an effect it has.

What is HCFS?  Milk is definitely a no-no.  A couple of weeks ago, I used a cup of chocolate milk as my post-workout drink and had terrible gas.  My body probably doesn't make enough lactase anymore since I've cut milk for six months.  Even when I eat ice cream now, I get a little gassy, which is weird because I never had such problems before. 

So tomatoes and potatoes are ok?   That makes things much easier then.  I've been avoiding potatoes since I thought they are "bad" carbs.  I go light on tomatoes because it's technically a fruit and I remember you said that fruits can easily ramp up the body fat. 

Is it possible to bake a potatoe or sweet potatoe in a mini oven or cook one on the stove?  I think I'll start bringing some for post-workout meals. 

The hardest thing about eating out is getting enough meat.  It's werid how meat is so cheap in the US but it's almost imposssible to find restaurants that don't serve 70% carbs as part of your meal. 

I've gone to a supermarket during lunch and bought a lb or so of deli meat.  But people in the hospital cafeteria looked at me weird when they see me chowing down deli meat piece by piece with no bread. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on November 07, 2011, 09:40:29 PM
I haven't weighed this much in 5 years, feel so bloated  :-\

I need to lose like 5 kilo in 2 months before I go to India.

My dad lost 10 lbs in a week when he went to India.  Like dcharlie said, no worries. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Inspector Thatcher on November 07, 2011, 09:56:00 PM
Is it possible to bake a potatoe or sweet potatoe in a mini oven or cook one on the stove?  I think I'll start bringing some for post-workout meals. 
Wash thoroughly, cut into small cubes, leave skin on (lots of nutrients found right under the skin, like apples), sauté with random herbs and spices, and just a splash of olive oil and balsamic vinegar.

You can also roast them this way, sans vinegar.  Both options take about 20 minutes over a hot pan or 400F oven.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on November 07, 2011, 09:58:52 PM
Sorry, that was a typo for HFCS.

I wouldn't say potatoes are 'OK' - but I'd say they are OK for YOU to experiment with, since you're working out a ton and have low BF. Both of those factors indicate that your insulin sensitivity is relatively high, and you are avoiding most of the health risks of excessive carbs and calories...I'm in a similar state (with higher BF!) and I don't notice any negative effects with some spuds. I couldn't eat them every day and not gain weight though. I'm betting your mileage will vary.

Tomatoes are a fruit, yes, but there's a huge diff between a tomato and a pineapple or a banana in terms of fructose content. You can pretty much treat tomatoes as a vegetable I say.

Interesting that you're developing 'problems' with milk.  You could always try those enzyme supplement things to help you digest it. It seems if you cut dairy out for an extended period, you can lose the ability to digest it. Yoghurt should still be easy enough to digest though, and will keep your gut topped up with useful bacteria.

Do you have a microwave? I steam potatoes / sweet potatoes in that first (get one of those little silicon steamers - awesome for getting veggies ready quickly). You can then roast or fry them afterwards if you want MOAR FAT (sweet potatoes fried in bacon fat is delicious).
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on November 07, 2011, 09:59:46 PM
There are lots of nutrients in the skin but lots of ANTI-nutrients as well. I remove it from both.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on November 07, 2011, 11:51:06 PM
Thanks for the cooking tips.  I've never tried steaming in a microwave before. 

Can sweet potatoes be cubed?  Their insides are so soft.  Also, I'm gonna have to learn how to peel a potato.  I don't even bother to peel apples even though I probaby should because of the pesticides.   
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on November 08, 2011, 12:53:07 AM
Learning to shop and cook is probably the most important thing you can do for your health and fitness, no lie. You have to stop eating out so much and get your ass in the kitchen!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: TEEEPO on November 09, 2011, 10:38:33 PM
i really can't find a proper balance between working out and my naturally high metabolism. went from 154 to 146 in the last 3 months since i've been back from france.

so fucking frustrating especially since i'm on a seefood diet.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on November 09, 2011, 10:54:32 PM
what do you do when you work out then?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: TEEEPO on November 10, 2011, 03:35:40 AM
i'm limited in my level of activities due to a car accident which fucked up my entire back so i stick with low impact exercises so i'm aware of the problem being lots of low-impact cardio substituting what i otherwise would've been doing.

so i mainly swim 5-6 days a weeks ranging from 1/2mile to a mile on average. usually around 3/4 depending on how much work i have to do and which pool i swim in, the heated recreational pool, which tires me out more quickly or the competition, which depending on the time of year, can be in constant use by swim and dive teams.

other than that, long ass walks, low impact core exercises such as planks and pushups and lots and lots of biking during the warmer parts of the year, though that will change if i invest in some winter gear.

maybe i shouldn't be complaining since i nearly have no fat on me right now, but my initial reaction was due to my expectations before standing on the scale. i'd just like to bulk up a bit more though i really don't know how and every time i try something new which someone swears is low-impact and doesn't fuck with the spine, i'd have an aching back. hopefully my friend who promised she'd start to work on some low impact routines outside my normal ones can pull through--good thing she knows her shit.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on November 10, 2011, 03:55:35 AM
Tricky. The best way to get bigger (at least in terms of muscles) with resistance training is gymnastics, but I really wouldn't recommend it unless you are pretty strong at plyometrics first. Training with rings or on a bar is obviously a huge risk (if you fall wrong, you're fucked). How are you with pull-ups and dips? You can weight those pretty heavily without changing the movement much, and the skill demands are low.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on November 11, 2011, 06:46:55 PM
i still have no real idea what fitocracy is but this gave me a useful clue

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Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on November 12, 2011, 12:01:22 AM
 :lol

TB, will you be gone from Thanksgiving through Christmas?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: lennedsay on November 12, 2011, 09:12:23 AM
Thanks for the cooking tips.  I've never tried steaming in a microwave before. 

Can sweet potatoes be cubed?  Their insides are so soft.  Also, I'm gonna have to learn how to peel a potato.  I don't even bother to peel apples even though I probaby should because of the pesticides.

My mom always served her sweet potatoes sliced, so it's possible. They were still pretty soft.

I made sweet potatoes in the microwave this week the same way I bake a potato in the microwave. Stab it a few times with a fork and wrap it in a damp paper towel. It takes around 5 minutes, more or less depending on the size. You just make a slice in one side when it's done, eat the flesh, and it's easy to avoid the skin if you want.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on November 12, 2011, 07:21:47 PM
Haha, it's cool.

 I finally got my deadlifts up to a weight that I can be satisfied with, but my hands aren't used to the grip yet so I keep getting close to dropping the bar whenever I lift it.  I don't know if I need to just work on strengthening my grip or go back to a lower weight and work my way up slowly...
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on November 12, 2011, 07:35:02 PM
My gym has a strict "no chalking" rule....
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on November 12, 2011, 07:38:27 PM
All I can guess is that it is a cleanliness issue.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on November 12, 2011, 07:46:12 PM
It's a Powerhouse Gym, which is apparently a really big chain.  That's probably one of the only things I can think of that I don't like about it.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on November 12, 2011, 08:27:02 PM
With deadlifts, the bottleneck is always shifting from your grip to your legs and back. For the type of grip you need for deadlifts, deadlifts are pretty much the best training you can do. You can also try pull-ups and kettlebells but you should be doing those anyway :)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on November 14, 2011, 09:00:07 AM
I've actually got to a point with the kettlebells where the biggest that my gym has to offer (12 kg) isn't enough for me when I do my KB swings.  I've started using the weights for the barbells because they have handles on them.

I think I've mentioned on here before how I was having trouble with my bench press not being where I think it should by now.  I met an old body builder at the gym and was talking to him last week about it too.  He said that when he had trouble with his bench, he moved over to doing a bench with dumbbells for a few months and then tried it again and was surprised at how much more he was able to lift.

I think I'm going to give this a try and see what happens.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on November 14, 2011, 12:13:49 PM
The older guy at the gym was there again today.  We're going to get together on Wednesday and work on deadlifts together.  The guy is an old Grunt, and I'm guessing he's probably devoted a portion of his life to bodybuilding because the guy REALLY knows his stuff.

Who's practically getting a free personal trainer?  THIS GUY.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Van Cruncheon on November 14, 2011, 02:27:07 PM
finally can press my weight -- 185 -- for 8 reps, 3 sets. yay for arbitrary milestones! (not so yay for the upper body muscle agony this morning.)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on November 14, 2011, 08:35:03 PM
Press or bench press?

Fitocracy needs to know!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: cool breeze on November 14, 2011, 09:38:31 PM
ok, I've tested going on and off dairy for the month or two.  Seems like dairy is a cause of some problems I've had.  If I have any yogurt or cheese, I save it for night now.  Having any dairy morning to afternoon is bad news.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Van Cruncheon on November 14, 2011, 11:24:38 PM
Press or bench press?

oops, bench press

and i'm sure you musclebombers are unimpressed, but for me, it was a nice arbitrary milestone i was happy to hit so FUCK YA HATAZ
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on November 14, 2011, 11:39:59 PM
Press or bench press?

oops, bench press

and i'm sure you musclebombers are unimpressed, but for me, it was a nice arbitrary milestone i was happy to hit so FUCK YA HATAZ

Nuthing but respeck, old man.  Those numbers make you stronger than most NBA 1st rounders.  Now go and try to get your MP to the same level. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on November 14, 2011, 11:41:55 PM
Thanks for the cooking tips.  I've never tried steaming in a microwave before. 

Can sweet potatoes be cubed?  Their insides are so soft.  Also, I'm gonna have to learn how to peel a potato.  I don't even bother to peel apples even though I probaby should because of the pesticides.

My mom always served her sweet potatoes sliced, so it's possible. They were still pretty soft.

I made sweet potatoes in the microwave this week the same way I bake a potato in the microwave. Stab it a few times with a fork and wrap it in a damp paper towel. It takes around 5 minutes, more or less depending on the size. You just make a slice in one side when it's done, eat the flesh, and it's easy to avoid the skin if you want.

Thanks for the tips.  That sounds easy enough for me to bring some potatoes to work. 

I really need to start cooking more.  It's literally impossible to find a meal that's not at least 70% bad carbs in some places. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Van Cruncheon on November 14, 2011, 11:56:44 PM
Press or bench press?

oops, bench press

and i'm sure you musclebombers are unimpressed, but for me, it was a nice arbitrary milestone i was happy to hit so FUCK YA HATAZ

Nuthing but respeck, old man.  Those numbers make you stronger than most NBA 1st rounders.  Now go and try to get your MP to the same level. 

mp? anyhow, thanks for the props. i feel like a wuss when i go to the gym and see these stringy lookin' motherfuckers poppin' off benches of 215+ like it's nothing. my trainer looks like he's made of rope and balsa wood but it's CRAZY what he can bench
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on November 15, 2011, 08:17:37 PM
MP=military press
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on November 15, 2011, 08:28:26 PM
Btw, it's not surprising to see skinny guys lift a lot despite their weights, especially on the bench press which is easily the most popular lift in American gyms.  Part of lifting more is getting your neural system to adjust to the heavier weights.  My workout partner has increased his max bench by 50lbs in 3 months despite staying at virtually the same weight. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on November 15, 2011, 08:38:59 PM
185 for your height (6ft?) is not that skinny though. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Rman on November 15, 2011, 09:35:06 PM
Press or bench press?

oops, bench press

and i'm sure you musclebombers are unimpressed, but for me, it was a nice arbitrary milestone i was happy to hit so FUCK YA HATAZ

Nah.  That's impressive.  I'm stuck at 165.  Upper body stuff kills me. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Van Cruncheon on November 16, 2011, 12:05:54 AM
i'm aiming to get to 175, losing 10 more lbs would be perfect. man, they don't come off easy, though. i don't wanns be skinny and ropey, it's not a good look no homo (yes homo)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on November 16, 2011, 12:16:23 AM
Van Chruncheon, have you tried leangains.com?  I don't follow everything he suggests but working out after 12-14 hours of fasting with nothing but a BCAA drink did help me get leaner. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: cool breeze on November 16, 2011, 01:55:10 AM
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Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
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:drool i like this diet plan
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Van Cruncheon on November 16, 2011, 12:55:31 PM
i'll give it a shot. fasting works well for me with my crazy work schedule.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Yoritomo on November 16, 2011, 02:12:09 PM
My flat bench press has always been terrible. For whatever reason my incline press is better than my bench.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on November 16, 2011, 07:58:46 PM
The reason you can be skinny and have a big bench is mostly that benching doesn't provide the right kind of growth stimulus, btw. It's too specific and not powerful enough to generate general growth. It's useful as part of a compound lifting program but yeah, most everyone skips the squats and deadlifts these days so they remain skinny and understrong generally. I think a lot of people get better due to practice as much as due to actual strength gains.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on November 16, 2011, 09:55:14 PM
:lol @ "understrong"

At what point does someone become strong or even overstrong?

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Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on November 16, 2011, 09:59:44 PM
My flat bench press has always been terrible. For whatever reason my incline press is better than my bench.

Same here.  It got to the point where I mostly do dips and incline DB presses.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Van Cruncheon on November 16, 2011, 10:12:42 PM
well, i do plenty of squats and deadlifts, so no probs there
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: cool breeze on November 16, 2011, 10:15:39 PM
:lol @ "understrong"

At what point does someone become strong or even overstrong?

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-eesi0OqJwnI/Tg3oCp_njAI/AAAAAAAAAFI/-ZhnSbmLsJE/s1600/extreme_bodybuilder_02.jpg (http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-eesi0OqJwnI/Tg3oCp_njAI/AAAAAAAAAFI/-ZhnSbmLsJE/s1600/extreme_bodybuilder_02.jpg)

I have no clue how people that big wipe themselves, like, geometrically.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on November 16, 2011, 10:34:39 PM
:lol @ "understrong"

At what point does someone become strong or even overstrong?

ah, that's just a catchphrase of Mark Rippetoe's. He basically thinks almost everyone is 'understrong' of course. He has attempted to quantify it in the past (there is a pdf table of his 'ratings' for various weight classes/genders/experience levels in terms of squat/deadlift/press etc poundage) but it's such a weird thing to try to pin down, he has ended up rescinding it.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on November 16, 2011, 10:35:38 PM
well, i do plenty of squats and deadlifts, so no probs there

ah, but your problem is not being too skinny
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Van Cruncheon on November 16, 2011, 10:41:27 PM
true dat
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on November 17, 2011, 12:23:54 AM
Glad to hear you have adequate girth.  How about your length?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on November 17, 2011, 12:41:21 AM
I think I may have found a really good sports physio, hooray. I've been plagued by shoulder probs for about a year now (the reason I shifted to kettlebells, initially) and nobody has been able to tell me what the problem is prior to this guy. One 30 min session and some rehab exercises have worked wonders already. Going back for another session next week.

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on November 17, 2011, 01:12:49 AM
How did you screw your shoulder?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on November 17, 2011, 01:33:57 AM
no idea. Probably an accumulation of stuff. I suspect kipping pull-ups are partly to blame - i don't do those anymore.

I can work around it for a lot of things but the killer is that i can't squat heavy - it gives me a searing pain from my shoulder to my elbow. Really hoping this'll fix it.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on November 17, 2011, 09:45:29 PM
That really blows.  I know how that feels since I just messed up my shoulder two months ago.  Even now, I can't do a low bar squat without pain. 

Btw, Cormac, have you tried doing a KB or DB snatch with your posture locked in a half-squat position?  My friend says it puts more focus on the core.  I tried it today but it was much harder than a regular snatch.   
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on November 17, 2011, 10:23:22 PM
i suppose it depends how you typically do a snatch. I do them straight-legged so the legs are locked already.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on November 17, 2011, 10:33:53 PM
If you want a crazy core exercise with KBs, try these!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfrRVi080Js

As Steve Cotter says, you'll never do crunches again!

You can do them with a barbell or DBs as well of course. Just be careful to tighten the core as much as you can and breathe right (listen to the way Steve breathes out sharply at intervals on the way down - this is crucial to avoid falling too fast and losing control, as I quickly discovered...)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on November 17, 2011, 10:37:36 PM
yep
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on November 17, 2011, 10:39:57 PM
Steve has the same body type as me actually (he is more ripped of course), not sure if it's natural or the result of similar training. Our bellies are flat but there is not a lot of tapering off from our shoulders/chests, which are not inflated like a lot of globo-gym types who bench a lot.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on November 18, 2011, 12:24:41 AM
That looks like a crazy exercise.  I wonder if the heavier dumbells at the gym are large enough to lock my feet under them.  If not, I guess my workout partner could just hold my feet. 

Isn't the tapering look also due to a wide back?  People say that I have a V shape but I never bench more than once per week. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on November 18, 2011, 12:33:47 AM
Since there's no NBA season, freerunning has become my favorite sport. 

How do people train for it? 



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQhbJcRqCNU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHy9W9LpvlQ&ob
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on November 18, 2011, 12:50:51 AM
Lots of gymnastics in their background, i bet. But there are dedicated parkour schools now, right? If you can find one, go take a few classes and tell us - i'd be fascinated to know. I bet it would help your basketball game too - agility, explosiveness, body awareness...
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on November 18, 2011, 02:22:12 AM
I haven't heard of any parkour schools in the LA area but I didn't even know they exist 'till you told me.  I'm definitely interested in joining one if it's closeby. 

Once I get proficient enough, I'm gonna do double backflips off the wall everytime I score a basket. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: cool breeze on November 18, 2011, 02:36:00 AM
I remember this video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fouvwilGWc

website says it's "California's first and only training facility solely dedicated to the growth and spread of running and parkour."  Seems like it's actually in LA.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Rman on November 18, 2011, 09:21:24 AM
Lots of gymnastics in their background, i bet. But there are dedicated parkour schools now, right? If you can find one, go take a few classes and tell us - i'd be fascinated to know. I bet it would help your basketball game too - agility, explosiveness, body awareness...
There some meetups around my way.  Nothing too formal, though.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Yoritomo on November 18, 2011, 11:02:50 AM
My flat bench press has always been terrible. For whatever reason my incline press is better than my bench.

Same here.  It got to the point where I mostly do dips and incline DB presses.

I still do bench it's just frustrating and more uncomfortable for me than other exercises. I've had my form checked dozens of times by trainers and friends but I think the issue has more to do with my arm length and chest than anything else. If I come down and try to barely contact right at my nipple line or slightly below, even with a solid bridge and shoulders back my elbows are WAY below the bench itself. I have monkey ass arms. Wingspan of 6'5 and I'm only 5'11.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on November 18, 2011, 09:33:40 PM
Deadlifts are your lift then, especially if your legs are short ;)

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Yoritomo on November 19, 2011, 01:06:20 AM
Don't really have short legs but can pull ridiculous amounts of weight dling. I'm more limited by grip strength than the pulling motion.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on November 20, 2011, 08:21:46 PM
I really fell hard off of the paleo/low carbohydrate wagon in the past couple of months.  I gained 15 pounds, feel like ass for almost all of the day, takes forever to get out of bed in the morning, etc.  I forgot how it felt to be a fat ass (back when I was near Willco fat).

Time to start all over again tomorrow.  I'm going to fast for a day and then hit the ground running.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on November 22, 2011, 11:21:05 AM
I'm proud of myself today.  I went to the gym and RIPPED IT UP!!!!

Squatted 290lbs and deadlifted 210lbs.  The old man that's been talking with me about how I lift has really helped me lift more.  Who would have thought that changing your grip could improve so much?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on November 22, 2011, 09:45:17 PM
I'm proud of myself today.  I went to the gym and RIPPED IT UP!!!!

Squatted 290lbs and deadlifted 210lbs.  The old man that's been talking with me about how I lift has really helped me lift more.  Who would have thought that changing your grip could improve so much?

good job! I take it he taught you the hook grip? For me, by far the strongest grip is hook grip with left hand palm facing forward, right hand palm facing back. I'm sure you can double that DL figure inside 6 months if you keep at it, and listen to what this old guy says (the one at your gym, not me!)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Eric P on November 22, 2011, 10:16:33 PM
i don't work out so i don't pop in here much

but i continue to lose weight doing the leptin reset / paleo / primal plan which essentially forbids you from working out. :\  i'm about 3 weeks into it (out of a projected 8) and things are still going fairly well

weight loss has slowed but 6 inches of my waistline in 4 months was pretty crazy and totally not sustainable.  currently wearing pants a full 8 inches smaller than when I moved to NYC in 08.

Shit is bananas. 

i'm still a social drinker which is my only vice at this point.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on November 22, 2011, 11:01:35 PM
I'm proud of myself today.  I went to the gym and RIPPED IT UP!!!!

Squatted 290lbs and deadlifted 210lbs.  The old man that's been talking with me about how I lift has really helped me lift more.  Who would have thought that changing your grip could improve so much?

Proud of you, bro.   It's kinda weird how much more your squat is than your deadlift though.  Usually it's the other way around.  Even when someone can squat more than DL, it's usually not a 80lbs difference. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on November 22, 2011, 11:14:25 PM
I have a feeling this is gonna be Andrew in one year.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lpWwbqd0vU
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on November 23, 2011, 12:30:34 AM
Cormac - Yeah, it's the hook grip, but reversed cause I'm a lefty

Smooth - I'd say my deadlift will pick up once I become more accustomed to it.  As for the video, the thing I'm most impressed with that guy over is the box jump out of the water.  That shit was insane.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on November 23, 2011, 12:58:50 AM
Andy - you got me thinking a bit with your post about learning the proper technique. Something Steve Cotter (the kettlebell dude) preaches a lot is that 'Strength is a skill'. This seems like a contradiction in terms but it yields quite a lot if you think about it. What I take from it is that you need to learn how to APPLY strength. Some muscles may be strong, others may not. Tendons may be strong, or they may be weak. The CNS may be fully recruited or it may not. The joints may be holding you back, or they may not. These sudden jumps in poundage come when you figure out something that was holding you back (or train it): in this case, how to apply the grip strength you already had. Without that technique, your strength was effectively useless to you in terms of training the deadlift, since you couldn't lift anything heavier than your grip strength would allow. Thus, it was basically useless for training your legs and back. Raw strength (which many big guys possess) is often useless unless you know how to apply it in a practical situation. So...strength is a skill. Unless you learn the technique, you'll never get stronger past a certain point.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on November 23, 2011, 01:03:58 AM
What can I do to improve a shoulder joint?  Despite being stronger on the right side, my right shoulder joint usually gives up on the 5th set of a bench press.  I hurt it when playing tackle football in 8th grade.  I was dumb enough to tackle the biggest, fastest guy in our class who looked 4 years older. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on November 23, 2011, 10:35:29 AM
depends what's wrong with it, doesn't it? The sports physio guy I've been going to seems to have figured out my issue and is giving me rehab exercises that seem to be helping it but your case might obviously be totally different.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on November 24, 2011, 01:41:50 AM
I'm pretty sure it's the acromioclavicular joint.  It just feels like a bruise after 80% of my bench routine.  Then it goes away after a couple of days.  For some reason, it doesn't bother me much while doing the military press which should be more stressful on the shoulders. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on November 25, 2011, 06:47:46 AM
After yesterday, I'm just going to strike out anything progressive that I did over the last... week or two...
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Beezy on November 25, 2011, 08:35:41 AM
After yesterday, I'm just going to strike out anything progressive that I did over the last... week or two...
Seriously :lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Oblivion on November 26, 2011, 06:40:24 AM
So I have two 10 lb. dumb bells that I've been curling with. It's reached the point where I can do around 50 without too much trouble. I know that you're supposed to get heavier weights after you've gotten accustomed to smaller ones, but at the moment I don't have that option. So I'm wondering, should I just increase the number of reps? Again, that probably sounds like a no-brainer, but I was wondering if it wouldn't be as helpful cause of diminishing returns and such?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on November 26, 2011, 07:27:29 AM
Diminishing returns are still better than zero returns, which is all you get when you are doing the same reps/weight that you can already do.

But really, start doing other exercises if you can't get more weight. Pull-ups are the obvious upgrade to curls.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on November 26, 2011, 07:30:06 PM
(http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e96/andrwfields/Untitled-3.jpg)

 :o I'm just 450 points away from being in legitimate 2nd place!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: demi on November 26, 2011, 07:35:37 PM
Are you shirtless in that small thumbnail Andy? PM me the bigger pic.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on November 26, 2011, 07:44:25 PM
(http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e96/andrwfields/252950_764240753723_48201783_37957617_172951_n.jpg)

Too lazy to PM
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: demi on November 26, 2011, 07:53:47 PM
yeeeeeeeeeee my man
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on November 28, 2011, 09:07:29 PM
http://www.latimes.com/health/boostershots/la-heb-ideal-weight-20111128,0,4530121.story

Avg weight and reported 'ideal weight' both up 20lbs from 10 years ago, jesus fucking christ.

Bear this in mind next time someone tells you online that they only need to lose '5-10lbs'. I always double that mentally now.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on November 28, 2011, 10:15:29 PM
:lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on November 29, 2011, 12:34:24 AM
Is there a correlation between eye wrinkles (Crow's Feet) and low bodyfat %?  I'm leery of getting any leaner because one of my balling friends is cut like a NBA player but has deep wrinkles at just 25 years old.   He said he's always been super lean and his track running in College probably got it even lower. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on November 29, 2011, 08:33:54 PM
I'm serious.  I started thinking that after watching The Immortals.  Even with the blurry 3D and Hollywood makeup, Cavill also had very visible eye wrinkles which made him look older than 28.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on November 29, 2011, 10:01:58 PM
maybe he likes to go outdoors or something. Who cares? No-one is ever going to be watching SmoothGroove on an IMAX screen.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on November 29, 2011, 10:05:11 PM
I'm proud of the fact that people always think I'm at least 5 yrs younger than I really am.  Eye wrinkles are one of my biggest worries.  Everytime I see a hint of them when I smile too much, it scares the shit outta me. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on November 29, 2011, 10:18:37 PM
So you smile less to look younger? hmmm
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on November 29, 2011, 10:22:18 PM
So you smile less to look younger? hmmm

Yes, I've been considering that.  In fact a friend and I tried it last time but we both couldn't stop laughing when we thought of how stupid it was. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on November 29, 2011, 10:22:41 PM
I'm proud of the fact that people always think I'm at least 5 yrs younger than I really am.  Eye wrinkles are one of my biggest worries.  Everytime I see a hint of them when I smile too much, it scares the shit outta me.

I have eye wrinkles, they annoy me at times but not enough for me to cry about them.

How old are you?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Rman on November 29, 2011, 10:52:02 PM
No eye wrinkles at 30.  A small benefit of being having a darker complexion.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on November 30, 2011, 07:36:28 AM
Do any of you guys think it could be chalked up to the fact that genetics are just a bitch?  I'm 26 and I've already got a head peppered with gray hairs, and you don't see me running to the stores to get a box of Just For Men.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Van Cruncheon on November 30, 2011, 01:11:36 PM
does ANYONE care about eye wrinkles? jesus christ, smooth, you sound like a woman! time to foul some more fools on the court and get that testosterone JACK'D
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on November 30, 2011, 10:01:25 PM
My bad, mang, for dirtying this thread with the effete BS.  Back to breaking PRs and beasting on the court!  Huuuah!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on December 06, 2011, 05:27:16 AM
This physio is awesome stuff. I'm basically pain-free again after a few weeks, and back exercising normally. Next project is fixing the fundamental problems with my posture that led to the impingement in the first place. Tedious but the payoff will be worth it, hopefully.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Jamie on December 09, 2011, 12:53:05 PM
This physio is awesome stuff. I'm basically pain-free again after a few weeks, and back exercising normally. Next project is fixing the fundamental problems with my posture that led to the impingement in the first place. Tedious but the payoff will be worth it, hopefully.

People underestimate fysio so much. There's nothing greater than a man handling your back while you're lying there face down in extreme pain only so you afterwards feel like you're flying.

Also great for muscles that are stretched out too much.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on December 11, 2011, 06:57:42 AM
I just read Shaq's autobiography - ok, Martin Amis he is not but every single team he's ever been on is fascinating - and it turns out most of his injuries, including the one that ended his career, stemmed from one arthritic toe. The impact of that rippled up throughout his body, causing all kinds of problems. The reason for his sudden resurgence in Phoenix was pretty much that the Suns' trainers figured this out and were able to fix most of it. The big issue was that his glutes weren't firing properly, which is something all of us cubicle slaves and gamers need to consider. When muscles that big stop working, a lot of other smaller muscles end up picking up the slack, and of course they aren't big enough. So you always got to be prehabbin' that stuff. Lots of good stuff in Ferriss' 4 Hr Body on how to do that, some of which i've been experimenting with recently. Mostly though, kettlebells get the job done - turkish get-ups and swings are a very common prescription for fixing all these imbalance-related injuries.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on December 13, 2011, 10:11:33 PM
Almost broke my knee cap and both my wrists yesterday.  I was 3ft in the air for a rebound and this clusmy 6' 3 250+ lbs idiot (obviously white) ran into me, trying to rip the ball from my hands but just ended sending me straight into the ground.  I landed right on my right knee cap which probably would have been fractured if I hadn't broke the fall with my hands and rolled into a somersault. 

Everyone at the gym was shocked.  The assailant apologized profusely but I would have kicked his ass if not for the size difference and my whole body in pain straight to the bone. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on December 13, 2011, 10:20:56 PM
ooh, what a bitch move.

I want to see video of this, just for the somersault part :lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on December 13, 2011, 10:36:10 PM
It was pretty crazy.  People watching thought that the impact was gonna kill me. 

I had a friend who had a similar incident and he didn't even jump that high.  He unfortunately landed right on his elbow, which had a major fracture and cut off some of his nerves.  For almost 2 years, his left arm and shoulder were almost useless and his doc told him to get used to basically being one-armed.  Luckily, a better doctor took a chance and performed a successful operation which gave him normal function after several months of rehabilitation.  It was pretty sick seeing his left arm losing 50% or more of its size due to muscle atrophy. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on December 13, 2011, 10:48:20 PM
It sounds like it could have been a TJ Ford-like injury, dude. Really glad you came through it ok!

My physio basically slammed the door shut on kettlebell work until I get this shoulder stronger. The more he works on it, the better an understanding of it we get. It's not actually an injury; just a muscular imbalance caused by the poor posture resulting from years of desk work (and sedentary leisure in general - reading mostly in my case). So until that muscular imbalance is corrected, any major exercise is going to just pull it further out of alignment. Only the specific rehab exercises he has mandated to strengthen the weak muscle (without further strengthening the over-strong shoulder muscle...) are going to help.

So I guess I have a lot of rehab, plus maybe lower body/core work (squats, running, sit-ups and such) in my future. It's pretty disappointing since I can actually workout fine without pain now, and the left side is no longer markedly weaker than the right. On the other hand, this will hopefully correct a lifetime of poor habits and set me up better for my declining years than a few weeks more training would do.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on December 13, 2011, 10:52:56 PM
Thanks.  I should probably get some physio for my right shoulder.  It's pretty clear that the right shoulder joint is my bottleneck in many lifts even though my right arm is quite a bit stronger than the left. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Shaka Khan on December 18, 2011, 05:08:42 PM
Hey fitness-bores,

So, ever since Feb I've been on the (low) low-carb diet and off again, and so far I've lost around 30 pounds. I'm 10 pounds away of my target, and I've been more than ok with the ground rules and intend to continue on, but a few days ago I met a dear friend of mine from my medicine years (he completed his residency, and started a fellowship a few months ago). The Atkins diet came up, and we discussed it for a while. He pointed out some of the downsides, some were obvious, while others not so much to me. I asked him to email me a summary for myself, and to hear others' opinions on the matter.

Quote
A lot if not most of the body metabolism is regulated by the balance of insulin, which is anabolic and the counterregulatory hormones (epinephrine, cortisol and glucagon) which are catabolic.  In the Atkins diet, there is a shift towards the catabolic side, as the lack of effective insulin levels will trigger a change in some of the metabolic pathways.  Glycogen stores will be used initially, then the body will utilize fat as the major energy source as well as ketone generation in the liver which is toxic to the body.
 
There have been studies done that show an increase in HDL cholesterol (the good cholesterol) and a decrease in the bad cholesterol LDL and improve insulin resistance ( helping in diabetes type 2), which also occur in a normal balanced diet.  Other studies show that other substances in the body are altered in levels.  However there are no studies that show any clinically significant results whether good or bad.
 
The major side effects to this diet is:
- the body is in a state of slight acidosis which can be tolerated with a good hydration, however the baseline bicarbonate level is reduced thus imparining its ability to correct other acidosis condition occurs in certain illnesses.
- The glycogen stores are depleted thus the body is less able to withstand fasting hypoglycemia.  Also, because there are high levels of epinephrine in this diet, the symptoms preceeding hypoglycemia that usually occur before it ( as a result of increase in epinephrine) as a warning may be less obvious.
- constipation which can be treated with fiber diet.
- kidney stones and hypercalcemia.
 
 
While this is a fast way to burn fat, it exhausts the body.  So, it should not be used as a long term diet.  If someone wanted to use it to lose excess weight and was obese or morbid obese I'd see that the benefit outways the risk and once he is within range of desired weight he should be back on a balanced diet.  Also, it should be monitored and in follow up with a doctor.
 
Call me if you want to ask about anything.

So, how serious are these downsides and how can it be mitigated? One of his suggestions was 20-30 grams of daily carb intake and maintaining body hydration to counter some of these effects.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on December 18, 2011, 08:36:29 PM
20-30 grams of carbs a day is nothing...you'd get that even from eating nothing but bacon. And duh, drink water. Are you actually suffering any ill-effects though?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on December 18, 2011, 08:47:07 PM
but apart from that, congrats on sticking to the diet and losing 30lbs. Eagerly await the nude pics.

The Atkins diet is a bad way to go. I did it for a year and lost a bunch of weight but ended up feeling ill because I was paying no attention to food quality, only trying to avoid carbs like the plague. I eat a bunch of carbs (sweet potatoes, tomatoes, some potatoes, some rice) now and feel great. Now I focus on avoiding gluten, sugar and hydrogenated oils more than any concerns about macro nutrients.  Also, long-term ketosis is not a good idea. You can do it and it will take the weight off but most people do better with SOME carbs, especially if you exercise a lot.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: pollo on December 20, 2011, 02:55:47 PM
make sure you hydrate.

i was on ketosis and drinking nothing but diet coke. bad idea. i went lifting for the first time in two months and felt ill- did'nt know what it was. just felt tired all day. the next morning i still felt fatigued. had sex with my girlfriend before i went to class and i felt like passing out walking to class. that night i got struck with fever/flu like symptoms. this lasted for about 4-5 days. i had never gotten that sick before. finally got better a week later.

make sure you drink water. so important.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on December 20, 2011, 08:09:12 PM
Set a new PR on the dumbell snatch from the hang position with 105lbs on both sides.  I probably could have done more.  I didn't want to go too crazy since that was after I had already played an hr of basketball. 

Now I'm interested in snatching with the barbell but the form seems so much difficult.  Also, my gym probably won't pleased about dropping the weight straight to the ground, like Olympians do. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on December 20, 2011, 08:28:57 PM
Hey fitness-bores,

So, ever since Feb I've been on the (low) low-carb diet and off again, and so far I've lost around 30 pounds. I'm 10 pounds away of my target, and I've been more than ok with the ground rules and intend to continue on, but a few days ago I met a dear friend of mine from my medicine years (he completed his residency, and started a fellowship a few months ago). The Atkins diet came up, and we discussed it for a while. He pointed out some of the downsides, some were obvious, while others not so much to me. I asked him to email me a summary for myself, and to hear others' opinions on the matter.



Didn't you use to have six-pack abs?  I remember seeing a pic of it a few years ago. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on December 28, 2011, 03:11:37 PM
Just got an email from MDA and Mark put out a new e-book!  Primal Smoothies!  Here's the link for any that are interested in picking up this book or any of the others: http://www.marksdailyapple.com/download-primal-blueprint-ebooks/ (http://www.marksdailyapple.com/download-primal-blueprint-ebooks/) and the password you need is PBFPBINTROPDFS
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on December 30, 2011, 12:26:25 AM
Fitnessbore may call me crazy, but I just signed up to do this ten months from now.

Going to start training tomorrow.

http://toughmudder.com/
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Groogrux on December 30, 2011, 09:23:10 AM
When you do start training, are you going to be training by their program or something else?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2011 edition
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 02, 2012, 12:13:58 AM
I'm doing one in Austin in November. Going to start training a year ago. ;)

make america proud  :american
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Eric P on January 03, 2012, 06:35:13 AM
I'd been doing the leptin reset for the past two months so I wasn't working out as advocated by Dr Jack Kruse.

I came back to it this morning having read Convict Conditioning and deciding I was going to go with that for now.
The book advocates for starting from the beginning with the beginner exercises and reps rather than just jumping ahead to where you think you belong.

So I started with wall pushups and flat knee raises and jumped into the intermediate reps for both exercises using slow easy movements.  Two seconds down, one second hold, two seconds up.

As all of my previous exercising had been "just do some push ups and some squats, yo" I was basically just blasting through as quickly as possible.  Convict Conditioning says don't do that because you use momentum more than you use your strength.  I was surprised but not surprised to find that the exercises when done in this manner were more difficult than expected.

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Beezy on January 04, 2012, 11:55:29 PM
I'm so confused. For the past couple of months, my weight had been stuck at 157-158 lbs. Before this Monday I had not done any type of workout for the past 2 weeks and I also ate whatever I wanted and as much as I wanted during those two weeks. I just checked my weight a few mins ago and I've dropped to 154 lbs. I don't understand.

Edit: I don't really mind losing weight, but I haven't been trying to at all. I'd rather not drop under 150.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 05, 2012, 12:26:35 AM
Your mutant powers finally manifested, congrats!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Beezy on January 05, 2012, 12:37:18 AM
these are some lame ass powers
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 05, 2012, 01:05:55 AM
Seriously, what does 3lbs tell you? You can gain or lose that much in a day from water weight. Maybe you lost some muscle from not working out, gained some fat from eating too much...but the amounts are so small that who cares? Do you feel any different? It's hard to imagine you would - I gave up looking at the scale a long time ago but I used to see those kind of changes all the time without looking or feeling significantly different.

And if you want to gain muscle, you know what you have to do: lift heavy, eat a lot.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Beezy on January 05, 2012, 01:19:24 AM
I'll try to stay away from the scale then.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 05, 2012, 01:37:29 AM
My feeling with weighing yourself is: either you go all out and collect all the data - i.e. weigh yourself every day at multiple times -  or you just don't worry about it and use the mirror and your own sense of how you look, feel and perform.

If you are super-anxious about your weight, going through a period of measuring constantly will probably help reassure you that those little bumps aren't very meaningful, then you can ease back on it unless you are actually trying to either gain muscle or lose fat.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Eric P on January 05, 2012, 11:54:34 AM
jesus christ. I think I'm in Ketosis and I feel like shit.  I've never done this low a carb count for this long.  Every time I eat, my stomach flips.  It makes riding the trains a bit of a nightmare.  Thankfully this passes, but goddamn...
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Van Cruncheon on January 08, 2012, 07:51:26 PM
yeah, ketosis is awful. i up the carbs on the workout days, but i'm not sure what a good rhythm is.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Eric P on January 08, 2012, 07:57:24 PM
It actually passed the next day.  I had a crazy day and was nearly absolutely manic. My moods have stabilized a quite and the near constant nausea is gone.  I've also upped my carb and leafy green vegetable intake. 

Thankfully I'm just doing this while I get back into working out so it's not a long term thing.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on January 09, 2012, 04:02:11 PM
Fitocracy is, like, the best fucking thing ever. EVER.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on January 09, 2012, 10:04:38 PM
I've been stuffing myself with carbs for the last couple of weeks.  Mostly stuff like white rice, fruits and juice but sometimes even bad carbs like pasta, pizza and ramen.  I haven't noticed the BF% going higher but I'm finally able to at least maintain weight while lifting more.  For awhile, I was getting leaner the more I lift but not getting much stronger.  6-pack abs are useless if you don't have beastly power to go with it.

Also, I've been switching my rountine a little bit.  Instead of focusing on regular two-legged squats, I've started doing more single leg squats.  Instead of cleans or dumbell snatches, I'm doing barbell snatches.  The barbell snatch is a killer lift that's fun to do but the form is really hard to get right.  Initially I was falling backwards even with just 25lb plates but now I'm better able to keep my balance by stomping harder on the hop. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on January 09, 2012, 10:12:29 PM
Thinking about getting compression shorts like these to help with faster recovery time.  Has anyone tried it?  Supposedly muscle compression is one of the best ways to decrease DOMS.

(http://www.iowasports.com/images/compression%20short_edited.jpg)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Madrun Badrun on January 09, 2012, 10:22:15 PM
what's Fitocracy?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on January 09, 2012, 10:28:34 PM
what's Fitocracy?

It's a fitness stat tracker site.

But it has experience points, quests and achievements.


:drool :drool :drool :drool
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Madrun Badrun on January 09, 2012, 10:34:27 PM
I entered my email and got 'We will let you know as soon as Fitocracy is open to the public' :(

is there an ED group like thing?  this could be fun
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on January 09, 2012, 10:43:20 PM
I entered my email and got 'We will let you know as soon as Fitocracy is open to the public' :(

is there an ED group like thing?  this could be fun

PM me your email. I have a few invites.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 09, 2012, 11:09:10 PM
Compression gear does help a bit with recovery, yeah. Not a patch on good food, a hot bath, sleep etc but why not. I find they get unwearably stinky pretty fast though, if you actually work out in them.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Madrun Badrun on January 09, 2012, 11:26:05 PM
signed up under 'InfelicitousD'

does it give sugestions on what kinds of workouts I should be doing or am I on my own there?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: cool breeze on January 09, 2012, 11:30:16 PM
I entered my email and got 'We will let you know as soon as Fitocracy is open to the public' :(

is there an ED group like thing?  this could be fun

ED = erectile dysfunction ?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Madrun Badrun on January 09, 2012, 11:32:05 PM
yes :(
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: cool breeze on January 09, 2012, 11:35:58 PM
working out might help with that...get the blood flowing, or something.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Madrun Badrun on January 09, 2012, 11:40:39 PM
so is there an EB group as well?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on January 10, 2012, 12:07:35 AM
Compression gear does help a bit with recovery, yeah. Not a patch on good food, a hot bath, sleep etc but why not. I find they get unwearably stinky pretty fast though, if you actually work out in them.

I was thinking about just sleeping in them. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on January 10, 2012, 12:10:40 AM
Does seem like there`s a bore group, but it`s kinda dead.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Eric P on January 10, 2012, 06:54:22 AM
bought a tape measure so i could accurately measure my body.

it ain't pretty.

I'm setting a fitness goal of trying to do one pull up this year.  It would be a huge deal to me if I could do it.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Madrun Badrun on January 10, 2012, 10:01:24 PM
so I was thinking I did shitty on my workout today, makes me feel like it's pointless then bam 96 points, almost at level 1.  SHIT YA
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Madrun Badrun on January 10, 2012, 11:43:32 PM
InfelicitousD
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on January 10, 2012, 11:47:26 PM
Giving props is so much better than liking.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on January 10, 2012, 11:53:27 PM
I can do ANYTHING with this in the background.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SUzcDUERLo
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Groogrux on January 11, 2012, 07:31:47 AM
Does seem like there`s a bore group, but it`s kinda dead.

Groups on Fitocracy aren't like groups on other sites.  There isn't much room for interaction outside of challenges, and I didn't think there would be any point in doing one challenge right after another.  Maybe as the site ages and figures out more about itself, they will open up new ways to interact with one another.

In the meantime, if you guys do want to do a challenge on there, just let me know.

[edit] Also, I made TB an admin on there, as I sometimes take breaks from the site for sickness and whatnot.  I don't know that it amounts to much more than a hill of beans, but there you go.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Groogrux on January 11, 2012, 08:45:43 AM
Now that I'm admin there are going to be BIG CHANGES

:lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on January 11, 2012, 11:29:19 AM
http://www.t-nation.com/free_online_article/most_recent/6_weeks_to_superhero_how_i_build_muscle_and_strip_off_fat_fast

Try this program.  I've done it before and it's really tough.

He recommends 4 days a week but it's almost impossible to recover fast enough in one day to do two days in a row again.  Try doing two complexes everytime you go and completing 6 circuits.  It should be more than ennough to help you continue gaining. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 11, 2012, 08:48:04 PM
6 heavy lifting days a week? WTF

Doing less is bound to be an improvement. You must be thrashed.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on January 11, 2012, 09:05:29 PM
Jacked up my right ankle today for the 2nd time in my life.  The left one, which is the "bad" one has been about 80%.  I messed up the right one by landing awkwardly after an acrobatic finger-roll around a defender.  At least, I got the basket but now I probably can't ball for at least 3-4 weeks.

I'm seriously considering whether I should change the way I play.  I'm not tall enough to play in the post against good competition so being Zebo-like is out of the question.  The other alternative is just shooting Js and keep myself out of the paint but that's awfully boring. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Fifstar on January 12, 2012, 06:07:12 PM
So two days ago I tried a new personal best with the with chest press (not sure if that's the correct term), not much above the weight I did pretty constantly before when I was suddenly hit with massive headaches on the left. I could continue after 5 minutes with my old weight, although a light headache remained.

Today I got the same pain when I did my usal weight (which normally isn't that hard for me) with the lat-pull. Pain got away quickly again, but it definetly handicaped me in going to my maximum.

I had the same problem in the past when I did lots of push ups, also quick googling says that those types of headaches are somewhat common. Still sucks when your body feels like it can keep going but a seemingly unrelated pain stops you.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on January 12, 2012, 08:29:37 PM
Braced up both ankles and played 3 games today.  I was the leading scorer in every single game.  Almost every made basket was a layup too.  :rock
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Eric P on January 16, 2012, 07:46:52 AM
7" off my waistline since August 1st.

Going keto for these past two weeks has gotten me out of my plateau and down a belt loop since Jan 2nd.  My guess is that I was eating too many carbs even though I was fairly strictly paleo.  I did basically two weeks of meat and more meat and in the past few days have been adding in more leafy vegetables.

my stomach was not a huge fan of the all meat and coconut oil diet.  That's settled down a bit, thankfully, as it made morning commutes horrible with the shaking of the train.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Groogrux on January 16, 2012, 10:10:48 AM
I've started running as part of my training for the TM event in October.  I'm pretty satisfied with my progress thus far, but I know there is more that I could be doing.  I'm going to start the Couch to 5k program this week.  Should be pretty good.

Also, I've lost over 8lbs in the last week!  And since I got over my sickness, I've started back hardcore into Primal Blueprint eating.

Now, the only problem I'm facing is that I think I landed on my foot wrong the other day at work and strained a muscle.  My foot makes a weird rubbing noise when I bend my toes upward and there is a little bit of discomfort.  Other than that, it's pain free.  It does make running a little difficult and discomforting though, so I may rest from that for a couple of days.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Eric P on January 16, 2012, 10:36:02 AM
c25K really works.  I downloaded a timer app and fire it up and run until it told me to walk.  I haven't run since November (thanks to leptin reset and now; winter) but I'm fairly confident I could jump right back it if needed.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Robo on January 17, 2012, 06:11:51 PM
Anybody got any Fitocracy invites?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Madrun Badrun on January 17, 2012, 06:38:19 PM
give me your email
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Robo on January 17, 2012, 07:00:16 PM
Just promise not to send me any god damn youtube videos.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Madrun Badrun on January 17, 2012, 07:16:01 PM
naw I'll keep it to dailybreak stuff
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Fifstar on January 19, 2012, 07:08:00 AM
The last two days I had this weird light metallic taste in my mouth while training. Went away quickly so I wasn't really bothered but still strange.

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: FlameofCallandorReturns on January 19, 2012, 09:18:56 AM
The last two days I had this weird light metallic taste in my mouth while training. Went away quickly so I wasn't really bothered but still strange.


Thats blood.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: lennedsay on January 19, 2012, 08:07:19 PM
I signed up for a gym today. lol Primarily for moral support for some co-workers trying to lose weight, but I've been wanting to walk and it's too cold out. They give everybody a personal training session to show you how to use all the machines and then work people out hardcore. Not sure how the poor guy is going to fill an hour for a pregnant lady.  :lol

I've still been doing my Pilates class every week, and I have modifications my teacher/bestie has me do for the ab exercises. But so far, I haven't gained any weight and have slimmed down everywhere but my belly. And here I thought women were supposed to get all fatty fat when they get knocked up!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Fifstar on January 20, 2012, 06:39:42 AM
So I started this fitocracy thing. Kinda silly how many points you get for my cardio exercises, especially considering that I'm naturally much more of a cardio person. Anyway, the input of numbers pleases my inner assberger so I think I'm gonna use this a lot. I hate how it's missing some of the machines I'm using, might actually send them a mail to include them. Or maybe I should just start using more free weights instead.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Fifstar on January 20, 2012, 07:12:21 AM
I will sooner or latter. I started going to the gym 2 months ago, without any history of strength training so machines felt like a good point to start. I will probably make an appointment with a trainer in two or three weks and ask him about exchanging some machines with free weight exercises.

Is there any way to view possible quests and achievements on fitocracy? Or do they just show up when you eventually do them?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Van Cruncheon on January 20, 2012, 02:00:38 PM
free weights are MUCH better and work a lot of the smaller muscle groups, and often provide some core components. i only do machines on the days where fatigue is ruling me.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Fifstar on January 23, 2012, 04:04:37 AM
I don't know much about fitness, but I was in a similar situation 3 months ago.

I think the best tip I can give you is to make an appointment with a coach right away. Hopefully they have good coaches at your place. I would have been pretty lost if I had started to train just on my own (in my case, the gym membership included a 5 hour introductory course) and you can do more harm or at least slow down your progress significantly if you do the exercises wrong. Youtube videos can help, but if you have don't have the necessary feeling for your body, you still might not be able to execute the stuff without somebody in person showing you them.

Secondly, depending on your shape I would advise you to start with a full body workout and not to concentrate just on the especially visible muscles of the body. That might sound obvious, but training for show off is always tempting ;). Unless you're doing a lot of other sports, it's likely that some muscles are lacking, like the back or your shoulders, at least that was the case for my nerd ass.

Otherwise, just do it and do it regularly (I'd recommend 2-3 units of weight training per week). You'll be surprised how much difference you can see and feel in a couple of months.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 23, 2012, 04:30:51 AM
I daresay there is some advice for a beginner SOMEWHERE in the preceding 88 pages ;)

The question is can anyone be arsed to dig it all up or retype it again.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: FlameofCallandorReturns on January 23, 2012, 08:00:59 AM
So, I was given a gym membership by my dad who got it has a gift for doing someone a favor. Now, I wasn't going to use it but I think I could do to add some exercise to my life. Ive never been to a gym before and the only real working out Ive done is lift weights a few years back so I was wonder if you guys had any advice for a beginner.

Thanks.

Are you trying to lose weight or gain weight?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 23, 2012, 08:22:32 AM
Have you seen pictures of Green Man?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Groogrux on January 24, 2012, 01:12:33 PM
I've always wondered whether it was the treadmill that was lying or the fact that we can change our pace more freely when we run without one.  Seeing a number on the treadmill would cause us to stay at that particular pace, whereas on pavement there is no "number" to look at therefor we can push our bodies as hard as we want to and may not be pushing to the fullest potential at all times.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: FlameofCallandorReturns on January 24, 2012, 04:01:45 PM
Quote
I'm 5'7 and weigh about 177-180lbs. I don't necessarily feel fat but I feel disgustingly out of shape and generally weak. I'm not interested in just looking fit (Although it wouldn't hurt), I want to able to run long distances and lift shit that weighs more than say, 60lbs, without feeling like my arms were just destroyed.

You're short. :)

Here is what I would do. Sign up for a few 5Ks and then graduate to 10Ks. Find a half marathon in your area during the fall and make it your goal tot rain for it.

Part of your training should be to lift weights 2-3 times a week. But if your goal is endurance than you need to run. Run 30-45 minutes 3 times a week and do a longer run on the weekend.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 24, 2012, 09:23:52 PM
I realize this, I was just making a bit of a joke with my last sentence. Other considerations with treadmill vs road is uneven surface, wind, temperature, the fact that if you stop you don't shoot off, etc.

The big difference is physics - on a road, you are actually pushing your body forward through space. The treadmill does that for you - all you have to do is stay upright. It's a much easier movement to stay on the treadmill.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Groogrux on January 25, 2012, 12:15:43 AM
Fat people have a hard time staying on treadmills.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Eric P on January 25, 2012, 07:36:04 AM
found out what was causing my stomach issues for the past week or so.
my Now Foods Super Enzymes which had been no issue since August suddenly started giving me grief.  I've cut them out the past two days and now I don't feel nauseous all the time.  I was taking them at the same time I was taking meals so I thought that it was just the act of eating so it was somewhat freaking me out.

Another belt loop down.

Go, go, ketosis.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Eric P on January 25, 2012, 09:10:05 AM
They were fine for the longest time.  As I said I was taking them fairly regularly for the past 6 months with no ill effect.  I'm curious if there is a ceiling for how effective they will be over time.

edit: a quick bit of googling seems to confirm this to be the case in anecdotal circumstances.

http://www.marksdailyapple.com/forum/thread9514.html

Perhaps my body is finally used to the really radical change in diet I've been forcing onto it.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on January 25, 2012, 09:56:38 PM
I don't know much about fitness, but I was in a similar situation 3 months ago.

I think the best tip I can give you is to make an appointment with a coach right away. Hopefully they have good coaches at your place. I would have been pretty lost if I had started to train just on my own (in my case, the gym membership included a 5 hour introductory course) and you can do more harm or at least slow down your progress significantly if you do the exercises wrong. Youtube videos can help, but if you have don't have the necessary feeling for your body, you still might not be able to execute the stuff without somebody in person showing you them.

Secondly, depending on your shape I would advise you to start with a full body workout and not to concentrate just on the especially visible muscles of the body. That might sound obvious, but training for show off is always tempting ;). Unless you're doing a lot of other sports, it's likely that some muscles are lacking, like the back or your shoulders, at least that was the case for my nerd ass.

Otherwise, just do it and do it regularly (I'd recommend 2-3 units of weight training per week). You'll be surprised how much difference you can see and feel in a couple of months.

Thanks. I'll look into what kind of services they offer, hopefully they do have courses and classes available.

So, I was given a gym membership by my dad who got it has a gift for doing someone a favor. Now, I wasn't going to use it but I think I could do to add some exercise to my life. Ive never been to a gym before and the only real working out Ive done is lift weights a few years back so I was wonder if you guys had any advice for a beginner.

Thanks.

Are you trying to lose weight or gain weight?

I dunno.

I'm 5'7 and weigh about 177-180lbs. I don't necessarily feel fat but I feel disgustingly out of shape and generally weak. I'm not interested in just looking fit (Although it wouldn't hurt), I want to able to run long distances and lift shit that weighs more than say, 60lbs, without feeling like my arms were just destroyed.

Have you seen pictures of Green Man?

I dunno what this means.

Just do several sets of bench and curl twice a day.  You're young and should be able to recover quick enough.  At night, do at least 300 pushups and 500 situps.  You'll look great in no time. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on January 25, 2012, 09:58:16 PM
found out what was causing my stomach issues for the past week or so.
my Now Foods Super Enzymes which had been no issue since August suddenly started giving me grief.  I've cut them out the past two days and now I don't feel nauseous all the time.  I was taking them at the same time I was taking meals so I thought that it was just the act of eating so it was somewhat freaking me out.

Another belt loop down.

Go, go, ketosis.

Do you look more muscular though?  Going from fat to skinny fat is pretty nice but lean and muscular would be even better. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Eric P on January 26, 2012, 06:16:06 AM
yes but that's more an added bonus than my primary goal
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on January 27, 2012, 03:02:57 PM
Just ran my first 5k with no walking breaks. I AM A GOD.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on January 28, 2012, 01:22:47 AM
Gonna start lifting again tomorrow.  I've stopped for almost 3 weeks because all my joints were hurting.  I think it was mostly due to an overtraining session in which I bench, barbell snatched, squatted and deadlifted heavy weights with little rest.  In addition, I was dumb to enough to keep balling with two ankle braces which just caused the forces to be excessively absorbed by my knees and hips.  Furthermore, the lower body injuries caused me to rely much more on my upper body to get my shot off, which started to make my upper body hurt as well.  After a string of horrible games and feeling like shit, I finally learned that nobody is good enough to play with two sprained ankles.  :fbm
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: FlameofCallandorReturns on January 28, 2012, 03:36:37 PM
Competed in my first crossfit competition today.

Did a 2K meter row in 6:51 beating an ex-NFL player by 2 seconds.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: FlameofCallandorReturns on January 28, 2012, 04:29:54 PM
It was a team competition. 6 people to a team.
 
1st workout workout was a team 1 rep max. Everyone took a lift and maxed on it and you added up the totals. Lifts were: Deadlift, Squat, Power Clean, Press, Overhead Squat, Bench Press.

I did the squat at 250. Not the best really.

2nd workout: do the following partitioned as a team however you want for time
200 deadlifts 135M/95F
200 Pushups
200 situps
200 squats

3rd workout was a combination of 3 mini workouts. You had to complete one before moving on
1 person does this 21-15-9 Thrusters at 135lbs and then pullups
4 people do 150 wallballs
1 person does a 2K row

4th workout was a 2 mile relay done by 4 members from your team. I did this about 20 minutes after my row which was pretty dismal.

5th workout was everyone on your team does as many burpees as you can in a minute
I got 23.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
(http://i.imgur.com/y8W1i.jpg)
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Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Beezy on January 31, 2012, 10:48:31 AM
I'm slacking again! :maf

I'll try to fix that when I get home later.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: FlameofCallandorReturns on February 01, 2012, 04:15:51 PM
 :lol :lol Here is a picture of me towards the end of my row on Saturday.

(http://i.imgur.com/jMvUE.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/bNZ43.jpg)

Me squatting
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 02, 2012, 01:24:14 AM
look mom, no hands! Can't see that ending well.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: FlameofCallandorReturns on February 02, 2012, 07:44:02 AM
look mom, no hands! Can't see that ending well.

 :lol

Those aren't my hands. That's my spotter.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 02, 2012, 10:18:16 AM
:lol

Spotters are a pretty bad idea for the squat. Far easier and safer just to dump the weight backwards if you get into trouble, rather than getting into some horrible position and struggling with it for a minute or two (you'll still have to do 90% the work since the spotter is in no real position to help). Worse, you risk dumping it on THEM.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Groogrux on February 02, 2012, 11:10:01 AM
It does look like your hands though!  :lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: FlameofCallandorReturns on February 02, 2012, 12:16:13 PM
:lol

Spotters are a pretty bad idea for the squat. Far easier and safer just to dump the weight backwards if you get into trouble, rather than getting into some horrible position and struggling with it for a minute or two (you'll still have to do 90% the work since the spotter is in no real position to help). Worse, you risk dumping it on THEM.

I see people spotting squats all the time. You can still bail with spotter. Can you imagine getting low with a  heavy bar and having your back go forward. You would be crushed.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 02, 2012, 07:22:01 PM
People do fucking stupid things all the time...

You can bail but you risk hurting the other guy. It's far easier to bail without a spotter. What good does the spotter do if you have to bail? And what good does he do in any other hypothetical situation?

(it's also dumb to do it in a place as busy as that pic looks without a cage but I can only hope everyone was smart enough to keep away)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on February 02, 2012, 07:47:04 PM
Crossfitters are fit but so much of the stuff they do seem unncessary or odd.  I was thinking of trying out Crossfit for 3 months to help out with strength imbalances but it's too damn expensive.  Every gym costs like $175 a month.  My new workout partner is a former NCAA division 1 track & field athlete so I don't really need someone to teach me how to do olympic lifts properly.  I just wanted access to stuff that aren't in my gym like the glute-ham raise machine, sled, wall balls, etc. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: FlameofCallandorReturns on February 02, 2012, 07:55:27 PM
People do fucking stupid things all the time...

You can bail but you risk hurting the other guy. It's far easier to bail without a spotter. What good does the spotter do if you have to bail? And what good does he do in any other hypothetical situation?

A spotter will grab your chest and take the load  off. It honestly helps out a lot.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 02, 2012, 08:53:37 PM
ah, i'd forgotten that you are impossible to convince of anything. As you were!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: FlameofCallandorReturns on February 02, 2012, 09:27:08 PM
ah, i'd forgotten that you are impossible to convince of anything. As you were!

 ::)

I hear what your saying, but you're acting like I'm the first and only person to use a spotter while squatting.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 02, 2012, 09:42:53 PM
Again, being a member of a big stupid club of people who do stupid things doesn't make anything better. It's dangerous for both you AND the spotter. Stop doing it and get used to dumping the weight. I don't care if you get pissed off at me, but please stop doing it.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: FlameofCallandorReturns on February 02, 2012, 11:07:52 PM
Again, being a member of a big stupid club of people who do stupid things doesn't make anything better. It's dangerous for both you AND the spotter. Stop doing it and get used to dumping the weight. I don't care if you get pissed off at me, but please stop doing it.

Wut? I have no idea what you are stammering on about dude. I'm not pissed at you because I have no idea what you are even going on about.

Who knew that having a spotter was such a hot topic!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Trent Dole on February 04, 2012, 02:37:42 AM
So like the fuck is one's starting point with this fitness shit? I haven't a goddamn clue man.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on February 06, 2012, 10:23:08 PM
So like the fuck is one's starting point with this fitness shit? I haven't a goddamn clue man.

Get strong enough to do at least 50 pushups in a row, 10 pullups in a row and be able to jump on a 30 inch box. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on February 07, 2012, 12:05:28 AM
Just bought a 20lb vest and my first kettlebell, 35lbs.  The vest is for plyometrics.  I was thinking of getting the 40lbs but there's no way I'll ever jump more than 1 foot with 40 inches on so that's pointless.
 
Cormac, do you think I should get another 35lb KB?  Are there any exercises that require two KBs?  These things are so damn expensive.  I'm pretty sure I'll progress pretty fast so that 35lbs don't feel that heavy in a month. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 07, 2012, 12:10:51 AM
The end goal of kettlebell training IS two KB work. It's probably 80%-plus of what I do. The balancing and coordination requirements are much higher with 2 vs 1, even assuming the same total weight.

But of course you can work for years with just one, especially if you are still doing lots of other stuff. No need to rush out and buy another one if money is tight. Get watching some Steve Cotter youtube vids! :rock
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on February 07, 2012, 12:15:04 AM
Shit, I'll just get another one although money is a bit tight since I've been buying basketball shoes like crazy.  I'm too impatient to wait. 

I used to think core training is overrated but my track athlete buddy has gotten me to think otherwise.  I have some serious balancing issues which makes it hard to keep up with some of the stuff he does.  Dude is very competitive even though he doesn't admit it so I try to not fall behind in any exercise if I can help it. 

Btw, the Derrick Rose 2.5 is an excellent shoe. You should get a pair just to shoot around in. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on February 07, 2012, 12:57:02 AM
Is there a online guide for the kinda stuff you can do with KBs? 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 07, 2012, 01:08:05 AM
like I said, Steve Cotter youtube videos!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on February 07, 2012, 01:16:34 AM
I'll look at them for sure but I just wanted a list of different exercises and what bodyparts they emphasized. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on February 07, 2012, 01:39:15 AM
Do I need to get a wide handle kettlebell for two handed swings?  I'm thinking of getting a significantly heavier KB for that exercise. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 07, 2012, 02:25:28 AM
not really, since you only really grip it with thumb and forefinger. It's important to get one with a smooth handle though. Otherwise high reps will tear up your palms.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 07, 2012, 02:40:40 AM
Here are mine. I use the green ones pretty much exclusively now. The rubber-handled ones are pretty shitty for anything but swings. It's all about the handle. For snatching, you'll want one with the smooth cornered handle. Non-painted/non-coated is best (although there is a bit more maintenance - you'll have to sand off light rusting now and again)

(http://i43.tinypic.com/2hrcuj8.jpg)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on February 07, 2012, 03:09:03 AM
If I can one arm dumbell snatch from a hang position with 60 to 70 lbs for sets of 5 reps, what should I be getting for two handed KB swings? 

Btw, I'm returning the 35lb (heaviest at the local store).  It felt like nothing with the stuff that I was watching on youtube. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on February 07, 2012, 03:11:07 AM
http://www.flexcart.com/members/elitefts/default.asp?m=PD&cid=390&pid=2294

Thinking of getting this as well but I'm gonna ask my training homie first if he wants to use it as well. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 07, 2012, 04:14:36 AM
If I can one arm dumbell snatch from a hang position with 60 to 70 lbs for sets of 5 reps, what should I be getting for two handed KB swings? 

Btw, I'm returning the 35lb (heaviest at the local store).  It felt like nothing with the stuff that I was watching on youtube. 

You keep asking this. If you are using 2 x 35lb and continuous sets up to 10 mins long, you will not be complaining that the KBs are too light.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Oblivion on February 07, 2012, 05:45:52 AM
I started taking Jeet Kune Do classes today. Got a pretty surprisingly tiring workout (course that may have more to do with me not exercising since high school).

Anyone here take a martial arts class before? If I'm not mistaken, I believe Drinky did, but not sure which one.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on February 07, 2012, 11:09:35 PM
If I can one arm dumbell snatch from a hang position with 60 to 70 lbs for sets of 5 reps, what should I be getting for two handed KB swings? 

Btw, I'm returning the 35lb (heaviest at the local store).  It felt like nothing with the stuff that I was watching on youtube. 

You keep asking this. If you are using 2 x 35lb and continuous sets up to 10 mins long, you will not be complaining that the KBs are too light.

Took your advice and got another 35lb.  Only tried two armed swings for 2 mins straight though.  I didn't want to burn out myself for other heavy lifts. 

Is 10 mins a good idea for me or should I do moderately heavy swings for 1 min at a time?  As you well know, explosive power is always my main priority. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: FlameofCallandorReturns on February 08, 2012, 07:31:20 AM
If I can one arm dumbell snatch from a hang position with 60 to 70 lbs for sets of 5 reps, what should I be getting for two handed KB swings? 

Btw, I'm returning the 35lb (heaviest at the local store).  It felt like nothing with the stuff that I was watching on youtube. 

You keep asking this. If you are using 2 x 35lb and continuous sets up to 10 mins long, you will not be complaining that the KBs are too light.

Took your advice and got another 35lb.  Only tried two armed swings for 2 mins straight though.  I didn't want to burn out myself for other heavy lifts. 

Is 10 mins a good idea for me or should I do moderately heavy swings for 1 min at a time?  As you well know, explosive power is always my main priority.

You're probably better off doing higher weight 1 min at a time.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 08, 2012, 07:41:01 AM
The way to work up to long, continuous sets is to do shorter sets with short, timed breaks and then gradually decrease the breaks. (Much the same principle as sprint intervals for distance running...)

You might try starting off with say, 1 min swings, 1 min rest x5. Take note of at what point you start to feel stressed, and you'll get a benchmark you can use to figure out a progressive program. 

You also want to start practicing the other KB basics as early as possible - the clean should be the first. You already know the basics from barbells but the KB version is less explosive and more rhythmic and fluid so you'll still need a fair amount of low-weight practice. Wear wristwraps! (to start off with, at least). A certain amount of banging the wrists is inevitable. After that, you can practice holding it in the rack position (your rest position), then work on the jerk. First one-handed, then two. Oh yes, we are officially teaching each other how to jerk with two hands. The Bore's ultimate purpose is now revealed.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: FlameofCallandorReturns on February 08, 2012, 04:21:06 PM
Marathon #2 is less than a month away and I have been training with almost intervals exclusively. For marathon #1 I did two 4 mile runs a week and then a long run on the weekend. I've also upped my strength training though. Those squats better pay off.

We'll see how I do. I hope my time is at least better.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on February 09, 2012, 01:10:39 AM
Kettlebell swings are really great for warming up.  I just used one 35lb for 5 mins before playing basketball and it got me all loosened up and ready to go. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Rman on February 11, 2012, 03:25:05 PM
Cormac, you still just doing kettlebell work exclusively for your training?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 11, 2012, 09:40:14 PM
Yes.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on February 11, 2012, 10:57:57 PM
Cormac, have you tried jumping on a 18 inch box with 50lbs in each hand?  It was a lot harder than I expected. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Rman on February 12, 2012, 01:02:06 PM
Cormac, have you tried jumping on a 18 inch box with 50lbs in each hand?  It was a lot harder than I expected. 
At my gym, only does who work with personal trainers can use kettlebellls.  Sucks, because most PTs suck and are overpriced.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on February 12, 2012, 03:55:32 PM
Can you bring your own kettlebells though?  My membership is at 24 hour fitness which is probably the standard in the US.  The gym's kettlebells are only used during PT sessions but they don't care if I use my own.  Basically, I can use any outside equipment as long as it doesn't mess up the floor.  I asked a trainer if I could use a prowler but he wasn't sure about the policy on that. 

Btw, the jump was done with a 50lb db in each hand.  My KBs are only 35lbs. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Eric P on February 12, 2012, 11:11:47 PM
10" off waistline since August 2nd.
Have gone from XXXL shirts to almost L.  Like in a month or so, I'll probably be down to L.
Shit is bananas.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 12, 2012, 11:19:59 PM
give us some PICS, hot stuff :drool
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Rman on February 13, 2012, 12:53:31 PM
Man, I'm in love with sweet potatoes.  As I've reach decent levels in my weight loss, I've been having them more.  So good.  Mostly for breakfast with a nice dash of cinnamon thrown in.

I'd figure we can post ''healthy'' recipes in this thread.  Since 80 percent of fitness is diet related.  The cooking thread for more sinful stuff or cross post.

Here's how I make them.

Dice a sweet potato.
Place in a container with some water.  Season with salt.
Place container in miicrowave for 5 minutes.  Let cool.
Finish them on a skillet.  You can add fat--butter or coconut oil and aromatics--shallots, onions, garlic, finely diced.  Season aromatics.
Add them to skillet and sauté until brown.  Add some cinnamon and more salt if needed.

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: FlameofCallandorReturns on February 13, 2012, 02:15:26 PM
Sweet potatoes are the best. Go out and buy a cheese grater and grate those MFers then fry them up in bacon grease. Instant amazing meal.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 13, 2012, 10:37:04 PM
stupid question.  I can't tell if my treadmill is in m/h or km/h.  I run/jog at 5.2.  Is 5.2 m/h a 'run/jog' speed or is 3.23 m/h a 'run/jog' speed. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 13, 2012, 10:49:51 PM
3.23m/h is barely moving at all
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Sho Nuff on February 13, 2012, 11:27:00 PM
Weighing in NOW!

So uh, I've been watching this thread but haven't posted but was taking, er, inspiration from yall to get off my fat lazy ass.

When I quit my job in December I was topping 192 pounds (I am 6'2" so it doesn't show too bad but I was feeling it around my gut and ass). Since then I started regulating caloric intake heavily, changed to healthy shit ONLY (rice, fresh fruit, chicken, tuna), put the kibosh on fast food/beer/shitty restaurant food, and started doing heavy, heavy cardio + weight training daily plus the most hellacious hot yoga classes I could find. Now I am down 22 pounds to 170 (at 6'2") and just started a daily Brazilian Jujitsu class (better known to fellow Tokyopians as the Gayest Sport There Is).

I feel like a new man, THANKS EVILBORE
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 14, 2012, 12:48:04 AM
that's what I call a balanced workout schedule - hot yoga for the ladies, BJJ for the men :drool
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 14, 2012, 03:50:32 AM
Everybody pretty much always wants to be 5-10lbs in the other direction, it's just a fact of life.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Sho Nuff on February 14, 2012, 04:44:46 AM
Truth be told I've been so overweight for so long that I'm enjoying my bony little figure  :-*

Also, online calculators say that my ideal weight is even less  ???

Edit: omfg the stretch marks on my thighs are gone.  :cookiem :cookiem
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 14, 2012, 07:29:57 AM
haha, get some clothes that fitand throw out all your fattie stuff NOW.

Your 'ideal weight' is the weight at which you look good and perform well, which is going to move around a bit as priorities change. Take up rock climbing and you'll want to be thinner; get into lifting weights and you'll naturally want to get bigger and stronger; get hardcore into BJJ and you might want to go up or down a weight class or two. No simple formula can determine it for you.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: FlameofCallandorReturns on February 14, 2012, 08:03:12 AM
Weighing in NOW!

So uh, I've been watching this thread but haven't posted but was taking, er, inspiration from yall to get off my fat lazy ass.

When I quit my job in December I was topping 192 pounds (I am 6'2" so it doesn't show too bad but I was feeling it around my gut and ass). Since then I started regulating caloric intake heavily, changed to healthy shit ONLY (rice, fresh fruit, chicken, tuna), put the kibosh on fast food/beer/shitty restaurant food, and started doing heavy, heavy cardio + weight training daily plus the most hellacious hot yoga classes I could find. Now I am down 22 pounds to 170 (at 6'2") and just started a daily Brazilian Jujitsu class (better known to fellow Tokyopians as the Gayest Sport There Is).

I feel like a new man, THANKS EVILBORE

Damn dude, thats awesome!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Eric P on February 14, 2012, 09:39:16 AM
I added dairy back into my life to try to use grass-fed yogurt and kefir to try to stabilize my wonky digestion, but I have a side effect of constantly breaking out.  I think I'm done with dairy once and for all.  I feel hella bloated this morning.

I finally found Nutiva Coconut Manna at a local store.
Jesus christ.  It's fucking miracle food.  The closest thing I can compare it to is peanut butter.  Sweet but not sweetened with a great texture.  I went nuts and had like three teaspoons of it yesterday.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Sho Nuff on February 14, 2012, 11:50:43 AM
haha, get some clothes that fitand throw out all your fattie stuff NOW.

Your 'ideal weight' is the weight at which you look good and perform well, which is going to move around a bit as priorities change. Take up rock climbing and you'll want to be thinner; get into lifting weights and you'll naturally want to get bigger and stronger; get hardcore into BJJ and you might want to go up or down a weight class or two. No simple formula can determine it for you.

I am currently doing a clothes purge. All fatty clothes are going to the donation bin!!! I accidentally shrunk my favorite pair of jeans when I put them in the dryer last year. THEY NOW FIT PERFECTLY OMG.

Roger on ideal weight, I'm trying to figure out what best suits my needs now.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Van Cruncheon on February 14, 2012, 04:57:23 PM
stupid question.  I can't tell if my treadmill is in m/h or km/h.  I run/jog at 5.2.  Is 5.2 m/h a 'run/jog' speed or is 3.23 m/h a 'run/jog' speed. 

jogging is about 6m/h, 3.2m/h is granny walking
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Rman on February 14, 2012, 09:33:34 PM
Tried some kettlebells for the first time.  I even found the 20 pounders pretty challenging.  Boy they are fun though.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on February 15, 2012, 02:40:56 AM
I've bulked about 10 lbs in the last month.  5"10", 175. 

Weight finally started going up after I started downing 4 Monster Mass shakes a day, in addition to eating my regular meals.  Each serving is about 800 calories, 600 from the powder and 200 from milk. 

Surprisingly, my bodyfat is about the same.  I still have a 6 pack when I flex. 

I am getting a lot more acne though.  It's probably from the Monster Mass since I had no problems with just milk before. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on February 18, 2012, 01:46:42 AM
Played some Div III players on a NCAA court today.  It was tougher than any workout I've had.  The extra 10 feet in length really makes a difference.  Also, competition was obviously much better than at 24hr fitness. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: G The Resurrected on February 18, 2012, 05:08:08 PM
I need some advice since going to the hospital last week I've been freaking out over my weight like crazy. So I started to keep a food journal, cut out a lot of sugars, flour, and diet soda. But I need to get on a diet I can stick with as I love to cook and I'm big into red meats. Doctor's told me no red meat for a few months at least till I get my hypertension and other crap under control. I cook for two and need a basic plan of attack that doesn't include fish (I have allergies). Also what is considered enough food? I'm utterly clueless and as I don't have health insurance I can't afford to see a nutritionalist.

I went ahead and got some kettleballs and a braided resistance training band. Are there any specific workouts that will raise my heart rate with those? I've been told anywhere between 60-90 minutes is what I need to be giving into working out 4-5 times a week. I thought about doing 45 minutes of walking, doing a quick 20 minutes 1minute walk/1minute run as fast as I can, then the rest using the kettleballs and resistance band. I can't do pushups cause I'm too fucking fat.

Eric P what size pants were you at before? I'm jelly dude, I know its a lot of work so congrats. I'm currently wearing a 54 inch waist pants.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: FlameofCallandorReturns on February 18, 2012, 06:28:18 PM
Honestly G, I had a lot of good results following Keto. Basically cutting out all sugar and pretty much all carbs. Eat a lot of fat and vegetables. I was eating bacon and broccoli for almost every meal. It fills you up for a long time.

You're so heavy right now that you will see some pretty impressive losses in the beginning.

Good luck man, its hard at first but once you start seeing results you feel like a million bucks!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: G The Resurrected on February 18, 2012, 08:25:10 PM
My goal is to train for this next year 2013, hell I might do it this year since its in September.

http://toughmudder.com/ (http://toughmudder.com/)

Nah my real goal is to loose at least 150 pounds. Small goals at first, leading to larger ones. I ran for the first time in ages today trying to give it my all I lasted like 5 minutes, then walked for about a hour trying to catch my breath. I'm off to make some quail with brocollini and cauliflower. I made a bit of garlic chive butter instead of using mayonnaise or ranch.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: FlameofCallandorReturns on February 18, 2012, 08:32:03 PM
Yeah man you should train for THIS year. September is 7 months away. I trained for a full marathon is less time. You can do it, you just have to discipline yourself. Start of by running a few times a week.

The most important thing to do is pick a diet for you that works. Like I said above, I had great success with Keto because I got full off of a bowl of broccoli fried in butter.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 19, 2012, 01:34:10 PM
fitocracy is really motivating. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 20, 2012, 07:46:06 PM
My goal is to train for this next year 2013, hell I might do it this year since its in September.

http://toughmudder.com/ (http://toughmudder.com/)

Nah my real goal is to loose at least 150 pounds. Small goals at first, leading to larger ones. I ran for the first time in ages today trying to give it my all I lasted like 5 minutes, then walked for about a hour trying to catch my breath. I'm off to make some quail with brocollini and cauliflower. I made a bit of garlic chive butter instead of using mayonnaise or ranch.


I could write up a million meal suggestions but if you already know how to cook, then let's keep it simple: eat meat and vegetables, avoid gluten, sugar and hydrogenated oils. If you are obese, fixing your busted metabolism (i.e. insulin sensitivity, leptin response etc) and digestion (gut irritation from gluten etc) is likely the first order of business rather than losing weight. So just concentrate on eating as clean as possible, track your weight weekly and see how you go. If you get comfortable with it, and get your appetite under control, you can start to tweak your portions and macronutrients a bit (i.e. reduce carbs, ramp up fat etc). For now I'd say just stick to a very very basic meat and veggies template. That'll solve 90% of most people's problems with food.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on February 21, 2012, 02:51:19 AM
10" off waistline since August 2nd.
Have gone from XXXL shirts to almost L.  Like in a month or so, I'll probably be down to L.
Shit is bananas.

Christ what kind of diet did you do to get that kind of result in like..7 months wow
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 21, 2012, 03:03:02 AM
pretty much as I described in the post above, though with a very low carb ratio I think.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Eric P on February 21, 2012, 07:19:45 AM
yeah.  Basically Paleo with minimal carbs.  What carbs I get come from vegetables.  I will rarely eat fruit (though I did eat a thing of black berries over the past three days and splurged on some non-dairy no sugar added coconut cream "ice cream").  I eat a largish breakfast (3 eggs and a 1/3rd a pound of ground beef today) and then eat two smallish meals (because breakfast tends to keep me going) and I absolutely positively avoid snacking.  I think that the "no snacking" is probably more important than I think.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: FlameofCallandorReturns on February 21, 2012, 07:27:46 AM
I can confirm also, went from 40 inches on the waist and 268 to 34 inches and 217 from July to december.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on February 21, 2012, 12:25:22 PM
That's cool congrats all :).
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Van Cruncheon on February 21, 2012, 11:22:09 PM
yeah.  Basically Paleo with minimal carbs.  What carbs I get come from vegetables.  I will rarely eat fruit (though I did eat a thing of black berries over the past three days and splurged on some non-dairy no sugar added coconut cream "ice cream").  I eat a largish breakfast (3 eggs and a 1/3rd a pound of ground beef today) and then eat two smallish meals (because breakfast tends to keep me going) and I absolutely positively avoid snacking.  I think that the "no snacking" is probably more important than I think.

yup, i went from 235 to 185 in six months of low-to-no carb dieting. i usually go for a big breakfast (sausage/bacon, greek yogurt, and eggs + cheese) these days and a decent lunch (chicken or a largish meat+cheese overload salad), and little or no dinner. staying away from snacking is ridiculously important; it's amazing how much you inhale when you get into a snacking rhythm.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 21, 2012, 11:25:14 PM
Somebody made a great point about that recently - the more you fetishize and identify with food culture, the more you are interested in stuffing your face all the time. You can make huge inroads just by NOT watching the Food Channel, not reading cookbooks, NOT hanging around with friends who always want to eat fast food. Keep food simple (and perhaps even boring but not necessarily so...) and a small part of your day and you'll wonder why you ever ate so damn much.

Have to say, G set off my radar a bit in that regard with the talk of recipe plans and quail & broccolini. At 400lbs, you have to accept that eating delicious food is no longer a primary consideration, any more than you could insist on cancer drugs that taste of strawberry. Healthy eating is medication, in other words. You can't afford to be thinking about how delicious it is all the time.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Van Cruncheon on February 21, 2012, 11:38:09 PM
it's the hardest part of having an well-paying office job: all the lunchtime socialization. everyone wants to go out and eat, every day, and restaurant food in general is grossly unhealthy -- even the healthy places use poor cuts of omega-6 dense meats, and foods heavy in polyunsaturated fats. also CARB CENTRAL YIKES and HEY BOOZE! and boy howdy it's fatsville population YOUR GIANT ASS. even worse is when you love asian food, because RICE IS NOT YOUR FRIEND.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 21, 2012, 11:45:13 PM
Well. I wouldn't recommend anyone eat rice but once you have your metabolism back to normal and aren't trying to lose weight it certainly doesn't seem to be the end of the world. I eat it occasionally and never notice any difference. It's the bread and pasta that I really try to avoid in restaurants. I'll opt for rice or spuds over those any time.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on February 22, 2012, 01:25:39 AM
Today I was doing double 35lb KB swings with my partner.  We just did 5 sets of 15.  Is that alright?  We both get tired around 15 reps. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on February 22, 2012, 01:36:53 AM
I've been chowing down all kinds of junk with no impact on my body except for poor skin.  My body just seems to be affected much more by exercise than by diet. 

However, I'm going to start eating healthy again because I plan to cut down on my activity level.  For the last two months, my athletic peformance has been slowly declining due to injuries and overplaying basketball.  I'm going to limit myself to two lifting sessions per week and just practice shooting until my injuries heal. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 22, 2012, 02:08:22 AM
You may not be getting fat but it's tough to say there is no impact on your body. Bad skin is indicative of inflammation, for example, which is also consistent with heavy training and bad diet. But neither of us can prove anything one way or the other without lots of blood work etc.

Those rep ranges are reasonable...most i've done are sets of 30 but I usually only do 2 or 3 before doing other stuff.

I'm slowly working up to proper training again, myself. Trying not to aggravate this fuckin' shoulder again...going ok but it's tedious.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 22, 2012, 02:59:32 AM
Yeah, 'cause like my shoulder injury, some other body part will be overworked trying to compensate for it, and will eventually give out.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on February 22, 2012, 03:21:49 AM
Did KB swings for the first time recently. The WOD called for sets of 50, 40, 30, 20, and 10 with wall balls (I used 13.2lb), kb swings (55lb), and box jumps (20"). I finished 50, 40, and 30 around 44 minutes so didn't bother with the rest. What a nightmare.

I've also learned from doing new exercises like wall balls and front squats that my left wrist is not 100%. I broke it four years ago, and while I knew that occasionally I got some pain from a drop in pressure and that my middle finger lots its ability to bend back at all, I thought it was good. Well, wall balls are really aggravating it and I can't do front squats at all because of my lack of mobility with that wrist. Push-presses and jerks are a bitch because I can't get the bar to sit on my collarbone and end up supporting it the whole time with my arms. I never got any rehab after I broke it, maybe I should look into it now. Is this a better late than never thing?

Sounds doable except for the wall balls.  How high are you supposed to throw it?  It seemed pretty high in Crossfit competitions on TV.  I doubt I could do more than 20 with 13.2lb. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 22, 2012, 03:35:44 AM
10 feet IIRC

It's a somewhat dubious exercise for high reps, 'cause the ball will pull you out of correct form a lot. Packs quite a punch though, and they're pretty easy to do anywhere if you have a med ball (I use a basketball filled with sand)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: FlameofCallandorReturns on February 22, 2012, 07:45:43 AM
I think crossfit wallballs for men is 10 feet high at 20 lbs balls. For woman it's 14 lbs ball and 8 feet high.

Our WOD this morning was finding a 1Rep max for Clean and Jerk followed by 10 x 500M row.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: FlameofCallandorReturns on February 22, 2012, 08:36:51 AM
Nice! How many and at what weight?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Eric P on February 22, 2012, 09:03:16 AM
The weather is getting nicer and I just want to get outside and go running.  I've amped up my walking during lunch again going from 2 miles to my more customary 4 miles (the joys of working in NYC.  I have a beautiful park that extends from the bottom tip of Manhattan all the way to Harlem that's right along the river).

Forgive me father for I have sinned.  I had sweet potato fries two days in a row.  :drool

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 22, 2012, 09:22:52 AM
nutritious and delicious, failing to see the problem :drool
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Eric P on February 22, 2012, 10:09:10 AM
cooked in industrial seed oils.  goddamn restaurants!
I double dosed my Fish Oils to compensate but still.  Read enough about systemic inflammation and you get paranoid.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 22, 2012, 06:48:53 PM
cooked in industrial seed oils.  goddamn restaurants!
I double dosed my Fish Oils to compensate but still.  Read enough about systemic inflammation and you get paranoid.

yeah, that's the prob, alright. I had to clean up some spilled canola oil the other day, and man, the stench of that shit. I don't think people realize how revolting it is in isolation. Compared to say, EVOO or butter which I can lick off a spoon happily.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Van Cruncheon on February 22, 2012, 07:52:33 PM
mmmm, EXTRA VIRGINAL
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Beezy on February 22, 2012, 08:23:11 PM
Butter > Canola oil? Cool. My family usually uses olive oil now anyway. Canola oil is mainly used for frying fish every now and then.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: FlameofCallandorReturns on February 22, 2012, 08:24:17 PM
If anyone here is interested, the first workout for the crossfit games is 7 mins of burpees.  :-X Jesus christ.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 22, 2012, 08:48:28 PM
that's my reaction to all Crossfit workouts these days. They're all fucking stupidly OTT now.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: FlameofCallandorReturns on February 22, 2012, 09:02:10 PM
that's my reaction to all Crossfit workouts these days. They're all fucking stupidly OTT now.

My gym does a really good job with programming. Usually there is a lift and then something that takes 10-20 minutes. We do something ridiculous maybe 2-3 times a month.

Today's workout was to find out 1Rep Max on Clean and Jerks and then we did HIIT rowing. 10 x 500M. Not over the top but definitely exhausting.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 22, 2012, 09:04:34 PM
That's what keeps it alive for me - the fact that there are so many great Crossfit gyms out there that post sensible workouts on their blogs. All the mainsite/Games-type stuff is just silly though. The biggest problem is that ALL the workouts are beatdowns. There is no such thing as a light day, ever. Normal human beings need far more time to recover than they allow. Of course, if you go to a gym with a good trainer, they can tell when you need more or less stimulation.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: FlameofCallandorReturns on February 22, 2012, 09:08:13 PM
I hear ya. To be fair, most everyone I know thinks that the main site WODs are B.S.

We do some hero workouts from time to time though just to have some heavy days. Those can be pretty brutal. Honestly though I really like the days that focus on lifting.

When I first joined my gym, the owner had me cleaning with a PVC pipe.  :lol I'm sure I looked ridiculous.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 22, 2012, 09:11:10 PM
I did too....so do genuine Olympic lifters. I read that the UK Olympic lifting team aren't allowed to touch a bar for at least a year. Minor form problems are much more acute at that level of course.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Van Cruncheon on February 22, 2012, 11:36:27 PM
yup. i wasn't allowed to deadlift until i could demonstrate good form, and given my complete and total lack of body and spacial awareness, that took awhile! on the other hand, NO CRIPPLING BACK INJURIES.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 23, 2012, 03:35:20 AM
well, deadlifting is very far from as technically demanding as the Olympic lifts....i see no reason not to start with the bar + wooden plates at least
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 23, 2012, 08:38:44 AM
62 is a bit weaksauce, Biz. Sure you can do better. Good to see the deadlift going up though!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: FlameofCallandorReturns on February 23, 2012, 08:40:22 AM
Yeah 62 seems a little low for 7 minutes. I did 25 in 1 minute a while back, which most people though was decent but not great.

Your deadlift PR is awesome dude!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Sho Nuff on February 24, 2012, 03:50:58 PM
Two weeks into jujitsu classes, continually getting my ass handed to me due to lack of good technique / lack of upper body strength for muscling my way out of holds. Time to start kettlebell training per Cormac's reco (though technique >>>> muscle any day of the week). I'm still having a great time, the people are super nice (Gracie Barra in Seattle, haven't visited the Bellevue one yet).

I've been training almost every day including weekends and I'm kinda surprised that my body's been able to take it. I'm sore afterwards but after I sleep it off it's usually gone. One thing I've noticed is that I need a LOT MORE sleep, 6-7 hours is not cutting it anymore, I need 8 or I feel like crap the next day. Taking extra good care of my joints by tapping early, getting up slowly, and stretching a ton.

BTW I'm 34, and if someone tells you that's too old to start doing MMA for fun, punch them in the face and give them a triangle choke  :-*
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on February 24, 2012, 03:53:05 PM
Why don't you try GSP's routine?  I think it's on youtube. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 24, 2012, 08:47:28 PM
because GSP is a pro athlete and Sho Nuff is 2 months away from being a full-time desk jockey
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on February 26, 2012, 11:40:08 PM
XFE, you've become too scrawny for MMA.  I put $1000 on me whupping your ass right now with zero MA training. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on February 27, 2012, 03:23:26 AM
Fat is definitely good for absorbing damage.  Keep in mind that I would use my solid anatomical knowledge to strike at the weakest points. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 27, 2012, 05:27:55 PM
So I've been running for the last bit, and eating better for the last 9 days.  I went to put on pants that I haven't worn in 10 days and I had an extra half inch of room.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: FlameofCallandorReturns on February 27, 2012, 05:58:28 PM
So I've been running for the last bit, and eating better for the last 9 days.  I went to put on pants that I haven't worn in 10 days and I had an extra half inch of room.

Badass dude!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 27, 2012, 06:09:11 PM
I know hey.  I am a slightly less fat fatty.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on February 27, 2012, 09:26:18 PM
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Fat is definitely good for absorbing damage.  Keep in mind that I would use my solid anatomical knowledge to strike at the weakest points. 


but i would simply run (stopping at crossings to make my time look better) until you tire out and collapse, then - i dunno - i'd stick my cock on your shoulder and take a photo and post it all over the internet?

"Check out my new cock rest!"

Hmmm.... cock rests...

Damn, you found my weakness.  I'm a sprinter on land or in water.  As long as you don't let me catch you within 20 seconds, I'm dead. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on February 27, 2012, 09:30:54 PM
That's actually a good idea for a stretching exercise.  I'm gonna try touching both shoulders with my cock. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Beezy on February 28, 2012, 03:20:04 PM
I'd like to try p90x, but I need dumbells and I don't have much to spend. Any recommendations? Will I be fine with these?

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B004YZD1C6/ref=s9_simh_co_p200_d0_g200_i3?pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&pf_rd_s=left-1&pf_rd_r=02FA7E100R59X8X230X6&pf_rd_t=3201&pf_rd_p=1280661682&pf_rd_i=typ01

I'm not sure how much weight I'll need.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 28, 2012, 06:47:41 PM
Those are probably ok but if you are going for adjustable weight-type DBs, make sure they take standard-sized plates so you can share plates between any other bars or DBs you might have. Also bear in mind that you need to be a bit more careful with those than fixed-weight types, since there is always the possibility of the plates coming off...
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 28, 2012, 07:25:37 PM
https://www.zombiesrungame.com/
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 28, 2012, 09:27:00 PM
I'm sure it works well enough if you do the whole programme properly (including the diet, which I'll bet right now Beezy does not :lol) but it looks like it takes way too much time for me.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Beezy on February 28, 2012, 11:18:58 PM
I'm sure it works well enough if you do the whole programme properly (including the diet, which I'll bet right now Beezy does not :lol) but it looks like it takes way too much time for me.
Nope. :(

I'm not terrible, but I can't go full on meat and vegetables like some of you here when I'm not buying my own food. I don't have access to a gym, so I figured that this is my best option. I'm starting it on Monday... hopefully.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 29, 2012, 01:15:23 AM
Alright, just keep expectations low and you may get your money's worth out of it I guess
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Beezy on February 29, 2012, 01:23:52 AM
...money? I hope you're talking about talking about the dumbells. :lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on February 29, 2012, 01:32:13 AM
P90X is good for bringing you back to your peak of athleticism but it won't do much to increase it. 

I had a beast workout today.  After a week of rest, I felt like Hercules. 

Did 4 x 1 min 35lb KB swings which were surprisingly the hardest part of my workout. 

3x10 jump squats with 2x35 KBs. 

3x10 1 legged 42 inch box jumps. 

5x5 racks with 35lb kbs (lousy form, gotta watch how Steve Cotter does it again) 

3x10 pullups.

3x10 150lb row. 

3x10 130lb reverse grip pulldowns. 

5x3 bench from 145 to 185 lbs

finally, 30 min of basketball to cool down (just fooling around though, I barely ran since my legs were dead)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Beezy on February 29, 2012, 01:36:25 AM
P90X is good for bringing you back to your peak of athleticism but it won't do much to increase it.
I'll be happy with that for now.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Eric P on February 29, 2012, 02:56:57 PM
thought i'd try on some designer pants to see how I fit into real non-Old Navy clothes.
took my current size in Calvin Klein and Kenneth Cole and tried them on and they didn't fit.  :(

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Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on February 29, 2012, 06:27:06 PM
Damn Eric, how do you lose weight for such a long period of time?  Do you continue to eat less because usually a person's metabolism adjusts after a period of dieting?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Eric P on February 29, 2012, 06:36:53 PM
Remember that I was gargantuan.  I was Mr Bear for both January and Febuary of 2011 cuz I wouldn't fit on one centerfold. 

I just continue to do light work outs and eat well.  I don't eat nearly as much as I used to and the quality of food I DO eat is much better for me.  I also have cut back on drinking going from a few drinks a night to a few drinks a week (if that).

The best thing is that this is essentially effortless weight loss.  Takes very little work.  I was talking to a paleo friend of mine who has known me for over a decade and he is very curious to see where I bottom out and hit my first real plateau. 

Also with spring coming, I'm all about getting outside and doing some light jogging and using my local park's dip bars and the such to get some strength training back in to the rotation
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on February 29, 2012, 06:38:13 PM
Keep up the good work!  How much have you lost so far? 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Eric P on February 29, 2012, 06:48:03 PM
no clue on weight (no scale), but something like 10" off my waistline since August
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 01, 2012, 02:55:53 AM
http://chriskresser.com/a-healthy-gut-is-the-hidden-key-to-weight-loss

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But the most interesting part of this study is what happened when the researchers transferred the gut flora from the TLR5-deficient overweight mice into the guts of skinny mice: the skinny mice immediately started eating more and eventually developed the same metabolic abnormalities the overweight mice had. In other words, obesity and diabetes were “transferred” from one group of mice to the other simply by changing their gut flora (as shown in the image below).

Well worth a read. One of the more interesting directions in the Paleo (or post-Paleo) sphere is the renewed emphasis on the basic ability to digest food properly, i.e. gut integrity and healthiness of gut flora. You can put whatever the fuck you want into your stomach, but if it doesn't get digested, it's not going to do you any good, and will likely do damage if it goes to the wrong place (i.e. undigested proteins in the bloodstream)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: WanderingWind on March 02, 2012, 09:45:43 AM
Wow, an active fitness thread. I'm in a current love/hate relationship with CrossFit. It works to increase overall fitness, but it sucks and does nothing for the "glamor" muscles. I know being stronger and more real-world capable is the point of CrossFit, but what the hell is the point if you also don't look better?

On the other hand, the workouts kick your ass and are over pretty quick, so for those of us who hate to workout, it's a godsend.

I've never seen anybody finish P90X though. I know dozens of people who have started it!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on March 02, 2012, 12:58:41 PM
You're probably not eating enough for muscle growth.  Lots of top crossfit athletes look like superheroes. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: FlameofCallandorReturns on March 02, 2012, 07:03:04 PM
So my second marathon is tomorrow and I don't feel anywhere near as prepared as the first one back in december. My knee is also bothering me.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on March 02, 2012, 07:20:55 PM
Running a marthon seems pretty dumb when your knee is jacked.  It's not like you're a pro. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 02, 2012, 08:35:57 PM
Co-sign that for sure

The original legend of Marathon has always seemed instructive to me:
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The traditional story relates that Pheidippides (530 BC–490 BC), an Athenian herald, was sent to Sparta to request help when the Persians landed at Marathon, Greece. He ran 240 km (150 mi) in two days. He then ran the 40 km (25 mi) from the battlefield near Marathon to Athens to announce the Greek victory over Persia in the Battle of Marathon (490 BC) with the word "Νενικήκαμεν" (Nenikékamen, "We have won") and collapsed and died on the spot from exhaustion.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on March 03, 2012, 01:56:17 AM
Ever since I saw this pic, it's what I see in my head whenever someone brings up crossfit.

(http://images.t-nation.com/forum_images/7/5/75f4c-huongarcinas1.jpg)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on March 03, 2012, 04:47:05 AM
Cormac, do you think it's worthwhile to join a crossfit gym for a month or two?  They're all $175/month in my area.  Could they really teach me stuff that I couldn't learn on my own?  I don't really give a crap about long endurance even though it's one of the main goals of crossfit.  Steady cardio is not really needed for basketball.  All I want is more explosive power, flexibilty and maybe anaerobic endurance. 

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on March 03, 2012, 05:04:15 AM
If you're smart, you can conserve energy and run only when you need to, especially on D.  You don't have to run as hard when you cut off the angle for a pass to be made for the guy you're guarding.  Even when you have to play D, you can catch your breath because you're usually only moving side to side.   On offense, sometimes there's just no point in running hard because your team likes to bring the ball up slowly.  Even cutting is a waste of energy most of the time in pick-up games because most guys don't have the vision to make the right pass. 

My heart is usually not beating that fast after a game even though I primarily drive to the hoop and is one of the best rebounders/shot blockers.  Like I said earlier, three sets of 1 minute 35lb KB swings got me more winded than playing a fullcourt game of basketball. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 03, 2012, 06:53:44 AM
Cormac, do you think it's worthwhile to join a crossfit gym for a month or two?  They're all $175/month in my area.  Could they really teach me stuff that I couldn't learn on my own?  I don't really give a crap about long endurance even though it's one of the main goals of crossfit.  Steady cardio is not really needed for basketball.  All I want is more explosive power, flexibilty and maybe anaerobic endurance. 


It depends on the gym, to an extent. I hear they are popping up all over and that quality has really nosedived. On the other hand, the good gyms/trainers that were around before it all kicked off are presumably better than ever. I'd look for somewhere established, with a history of keeping their athletes around.

If you find a good gym, you'll learn a ton. Maybe not in a month. A good gym will likely frustrate you in that regard, actually - they'll want to move you along slowly and make sure you have mastered the basics before giving you real weight or testing you with tough WODs. Given your I-want-it-all-and-i-want-it-now mindset...I can see that not working out perhaps. If you go in there to learn, you have to accept that it takes time to learn anything of worth. And even after you've grasped it in principle, you have to learn it in practice, which just takes a lot of reps and a lot of correction.

A good trainer will be able to tell you your weak spots pretty early though, and should be open to discussing how you want to attack them (or ignore them...) rather than shoving their program down your throats. That should be the first thing you look for I think.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: FlameofCallandorReturns on March 03, 2012, 02:04:21 PM
Finished! I feel like a million bucks. No knee issues at all. Only sore thighs.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on March 03, 2012, 05:40:51 PM
Cormac, do you think it's worthwhile to join a crossfit gym for a month or two?  They're all $175/month in my area.  Could they really teach me stuff that I couldn't learn on my own?  I don't really give a crap about long endurance even though it's one of the main goals of crossfit.  Steady cardio is not really needed for basketball.  All I want is more explosive power, flexibilty and maybe anaerobic endurance. 


It depends on the gym, to an extent. I hear they are popping up all over and that quality has really nosedived. On the other hand, the good gyms/trainers that were around before it all kicked off are presumably better than ever. I'd look for somewhere established, with a history of keeping their athletes around.

If you find a good gym, you'll learn a ton. Maybe not in a month. A good gym will likely frustrate you in that regard, actually - they'll want to move you along slowly and make sure you have mastered the basics before giving you real weight or testing you with tough WODs. Given your I-want-it-all-and-i-want-it-now mindset...I can see that not working out perhaps. If you go in there to learn, you have to accept that it takes time to learn anything of worth. And even after you've grasped it in principle, you have to learn it in practice, which just takes a lot of reps and a lot of correction.

A good trainer will be able to tell you your weak spots pretty early though, and should be open to discussing how you want to attack them (or ignore them...) rather than shoving their program down your throats. That should be the first thing you look for I think.

Are you calling me a free market negro?  :wag

I think you're right about the nosediving of crossfit gyms.  I took a look at a couple of their websites yesterday and quite a few of the trainers are in pretty lousy shape.  While there certainly are good trainers who aren't fit themselves, those crossfit trainers supposedly had strong beliefs in crossfit principles and were still actively training. 

I actually found a nearby place that seems to have what I want. 

http://www.cuttingedgeathletics.com/facility.htm

They train athletes who want to go into major pro sports.  I wonder if they're willing to train a non-pro into an elite athlete.  Many gyms like this are really anal about only giving high performance training to pros.  I'm willing to give it a try as long as it's under $200/month. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: FlameofCallandorReturns on March 04, 2012, 08:08:30 PM
Marathon times got posted.

My Pace time was faster than my first 5k run I did back in July!  :lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on March 04, 2012, 09:56:57 PM
Had to move about 30 bags of 40lb soil for my old neighbor.  It was a pretty good workout. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Huff on March 04, 2012, 10:32:09 PM
Flame, I've been running again for a couple weeks, but nothing longer than 4 miles. I've been thinking about training for longer runs. Any advice? How many days a week do you run?

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: FlameofCallandorReturns on March 05, 2012, 07:21:40 AM
Flame, I've been running again for a couple weeks, but nothing longer than 4 miles. I've been thinking about training for longer runs. Any advice? How many days a week do you run?

When I started I signed up for a 5K and then a bunch of 10Ks. I ran 2 times a week to train for the events. My plan was to just complete the milage. I didn't worry about stopping, walking, or resting during the run. My goal was just to get the distance under my belt.

My advice for you is to sign up for some 5Ks or 10Ks and just do them. Running is not an all or nothing thing. So many people I talk to, don't realize you are allowed to walk. Just getting out there and doing a 10K is more than most people do on a Sunday morning.

All that being said, the only reason I run is to train for Triathlon. It's my weakest part by a large margin.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: FlameofCallandorReturns on March 05, 2012, 02:55:31 PM
I've never heard anyone say that before. It's not true.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on March 05, 2012, 03:00:24 PM
What if you walked faster than someone running?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Eric P on March 05, 2012, 03:30:24 PM
that's why you couch the truth in your language

"i just did a 10k!"

doesn't mean you ran 10k
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: FlameofCallandorReturns on March 05, 2012, 03:37:01 PM
What if you walked faster than someone running?

 :lol
I remember some big football player at my gym was giving me "advice" forr running. I guess he learning in HS football how to look like you were running without actually running by bobbing your shoulders up and down and making the football pads move dramatically. I guess he could say he ran a 10K...


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that's why you couch the truth in your language

"i just did a 10k!"

doesn't mean you ran 10k

 :lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: FlameofCallandorReturns on March 05, 2012, 03:41:33 PM
I've never heard anyone say that before. It's not true.

Woah now, that's a pretty big logical leap you just made there.

Okay let me put it this way. I am a part of a large local running group. I've done a number of races ranging from 5K to Marathons. Most of which had some walking involved. I've never had a conversation go down like this.

Me: I just ran a 10K!
Runner: Cool did you walk at all?
Me: Yeah I walked for a bit after the 4th water stop.
Runner: You CANNOT say you ran a 10K!!!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: FlameofCallandorReturns on March 05, 2012, 04:18:00 PM
You just did. dealwithit.gif

Edit: Honestly, though, I don't know how you can give someone long distance running advice that is basically, "When you get tired, just walk. That's what I do!"

Because I have encountered countless numbers of people who use that as an excuse. Oh, I could never do that without walking.

Maybe you are right. Better to just sit at home and think about doing a 10K than to attempt it.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 05, 2012, 07:07:17 PM
You just did. dealwithit.gif

Edit: Honestly, though, I don't know how you can give someone long distance running advice that is basically, "When you get tired, just walk. That's what I do!"

Well, on a certain scale -  that is how humans cover long distances the fastest. YOU dealwithit
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on March 05, 2012, 08:03:04 PM
Cormac, so what do you think about my idea of training like I'm preparing for a NBA or NFL combine?  Too much for a recreational athlete?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 05, 2012, 08:54:18 PM
Sounds like fun but i suspect it will take a lot more time, money and energy than you have available. All I know about that kind of training is what I read in Tim Ferriss' book (the chapter about hacking the NFL combine mostly). If they'll take you on, I say go for it and tell us how you do. At the very least it will be an interesting failure.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Beezy on March 05, 2012, 09:14:33 PM
Sounds like fun but i suspect it will take a lot more time, money and energy than you have available. All I know about that kind of training is what I read in Tim Ferriss' book (the chapter about hacking the NFL combine mostly). If they'll take you on, I say go for it and tell us how you do. At the very least it will be an interesting failure.
:lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on March 06, 2012, 12:03:45 AM
Sounds like fun but i suspect it will take a lot more time, money and energy than you have available. All I know about that kind of training is what I read in Tim Ferriss' book (the chapter about hacking the NFL combine mostly). If they'll take you on, I say go for it and tell us how you do. At the very least it will be an interesting failure.

Yeah, time would be the biggest obstacle.  I might wait until I have a long vacation to try it.  2 sessions per week probably won't be enough to get me to the level that the trainer would want me to aim for. 

What book are you talking about?  Does it have good tips for training? 

Sounds like fun but i suspect it will take a lot more time, money and energy than you have available. All I know about that kind of training is what I read in Tim Ferriss' book (the chapter about hacking the NFL combine mostly). If they'll take you on, I say go for it and tell us how you do. At the very least it will be an interesting failure.
:lol

Nicca, I don't plan on failing if I go for it.  I've already surpassed NBA players of my weight in several categories.  NFL is gonna be harder though.  225lb bench is much harder than 185, for example.  Also, I've never tried running a 40 but I know I accelerate better with a running start than from standstill. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 06, 2012, 01:52:51 AM
The Ferriss book is 'The 4 Hour Body'. It has lots of good tips and info but it is kind of a hot mess IMHO. He hypes up a million different things as the solution to all your problems and they can't ALL be that valuable, and you'd go crazy if you tried to implement it all. Still worth a read though...really think you'd enjoy the NFL stuff.

I'm not suggesting that you'd fail athletically - just that it may not be practical or what you're looking for. I'd be keen on doing something like that myself for a while, even though i'd have no expectations of actually being competitive no matter how much I trained. Any chance you have to learn from the best, go do it.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Eric P on March 06, 2012, 06:32:23 AM
aren't nba and nfl players built differently?  i think of nba players as far more lithe while nfl players as being way more stocky, even running backs and the like
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: FlameofCallandorReturns on March 06, 2012, 07:14:14 AM
I found the 4 hour body made a ton of illogical conclusions. Then he would paper it with personal anecdotes to make it feel like he was legit.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on March 06, 2012, 12:58:53 PM
aren't nba and nfl players built differently?  i think of nba players as far more lithe while nfl players as being way more stocky, even running backs and the like
Nba players have gotten much more muscular in the last decade.  Receivers and corners are very close in size to nba players but still they are much stronger.  A typical receiver benches more reps with 225 than a nba guard with 185.  Nba players usually have better endurance, coordination and maybe more fast twitch muscle fibers.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 06, 2012, 06:50:50 PM
You may still be right, but bench press is an absurd measurement of strength for NBA players with 7 feet wingspans. Most lifts are just massively harder for long-limbed people.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on March 06, 2012, 08:49:10 PM
You're right but I was thinking of 6'3 NFL players vs 6'3 NBA players.  Dwight Howard is crazy strong though for a long limbed person.  He can bench 315 with resistance looped bands pullling the bar back down.

What do you call those bands, btw?  I can't find them online.   I was thinking of buying some for kettlebell swings. 


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgtNOcgnv0E
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 06, 2012, 08:55:13 PM
they're usually called just 'resistance bands', no?

man, that is some wack-ass swing form...the first dude on the left is doing a full squat, the guy in the middle is almost hitting the ground with each rep, and the guy on the right is aiming for the ceiling :lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on March 06, 2012, 08:57:47 PM
Yeah, I was thinking that too.  Only the last guy is doing it somewhat decent.

Everytime I look up resistance bands, I can only find the ones that come with handles, not loops.  Also, I can't find them at any retail stores. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 06, 2012, 09:02:09 PM
your gym doesn't have them?

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on March 06, 2012, 09:08:20 PM
Nope, I haven't seen them in any other 24 fitness gym either, not even in the ultra deluxe one which costs $15 more a month.  Are they common in Crossfit gyms?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 06, 2012, 09:57:47 PM
yeah - although more often for assistance than resistance! (i.e. to help soccer moms get a pull-up)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on March 07, 2012, 12:58:13 AM
Did you try any lifts with those resistance bands?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 07, 2012, 01:51:36 AM
I mostly just use them for stretching and rehab stuff but there is a ton of stuff you can do with them if so inclined.  The Westside barbell guys take it to ridiculous lengths (using heavy chains at times...) and get incredible results, for powerlifting at least.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on March 07, 2012, 02:29:53 AM
Thanks for bringing up Westside barbell.  I've never heard of them before.  They actually had the bands I was looking for.  I think I'll start with the monster minis.  What do you think? 

http://www.westside-barbell.com/products/?c=11&p=75

Also, what do you think about this?

http://www.bodybuilding.com/store/adfit/sting.html

My upper arms are too short for the regular grip (wrists go behind my ears when upper arms are parallel).  Cross-arm sucks because I always waste too much energy keeping the bar in place. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 07, 2012, 03:00:03 AM
Westside folks know way more about this stuff than I do so if the price is right, I daresay their stuff is good.

The pad thing - well, if it's the only way you can do it, do it. A wider grip might sort it out though.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on March 07, 2012, 03:09:35 AM
I'd rather get a front squat harness but those things are ridiculously priced, like the prowler.  The common limitation with the front squat is keeping the bar in place but it shouldn't be a shoulders exercise.  My partner can front squat without being cross-armed but his form is still pretty horrible with upper arms not even being close to being parallel.  He just gets away with it because his arms are really strong.  It's pretty dumb how pumped his arms get just from doing front squats.  He could probably do much more if he didn't have to expend so much energy just holding the bar. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 07, 2012, 07:06:46 AM
he's not getting away with anything...he's using (and thus training) the wrong parts of his body because he lacks flexibility. I bet his torso is folded over at a 45 degree angle. Front squat is much more limited by the lower body than the upper.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Beezy on March 07, 2012, 09:19:35 AM
Did day 2 of p90x last night which is Plyometrics. My legs are fucking weak. I could only get through about 35 mins of the workout before I had to stop. Had trouble walking up and down the stairs in my house afterward. I know the soreness will really kick in later on tonight. :'(
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Beezy on March 07, 2012, 11:21:32 AM
Yeah, I'm not gonna quit. I figured that since I really don't do any type of exercise involving my legs, getting through more than half the workout wasn't so bad. I'll try to do the whole thing next week. I also figured that if I quit and decide to do this again in the future, I'll have to go through week 1 hell all over again. Might as well stick with it. :lol

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Beezy on March 07, 2012, 11:35:16 AM
Oh ok. Yeah, I'll try harder not to from now on.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on March 07, 2012, 01:27:29 PM
Why is it that none of the black men on the Bore can jump? 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Beezy on March 07, 2012, 01:31:01 PM
Spent too much of our childhood sitting on hour asses in front of a tv/computer.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on March 07, 2012, 06:14:19 PM
Easy.  The wall lockers are about that height.  I jump on top just to mess around when there are no employees around.  Usually, I just use jump boxes and stack them up from 24 to 48 inches, depending on whether I'm doing 1 legged or holding weights.  But lately, the gym has decided to keep them locked up except for personal training sessions because some dumbass cut his shin. 

A below chest level box jump is not really that impressive.  The craziest guy I've seen was able to do it up to eye level and he was about 6"2. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: WanderingWind on March 07, 2012, 07:07:27 PM
Okay, so doing 150 burpees, 150 V-situps and 150 double unders SUCKED.

I'm taking my jump rope and going home.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Eric P on March 08, 2012, 02:42:34 PM
fit into a large windbreaker today.

so xxxl to l.

sweet.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Van Cruncheon on March 08, 2012, 02:46:54 PM
well done, brah! :fistbump
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Eric P on March 08, 2012, 03:37:56 PM
well done, brah! :fistbump

thank you.  all of my shirts look ridiculous on me for the most part.  I need to buy smaller ones, but I'm feeling lazy about it because I don't want to buy a ton of them only to donate them once I morph again.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on March 08, 2012, 07:18:38 PM
Good job, Eric!  I'm guessing you are about size 34 pants now?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on March 08, 2012, 08:16:59 PM
Tried some Zercher squats today.  I didn't go too crazy as I've never done one before.  I started with 25lb plates then went up to 45lbs.  It felt really good though.  I got much deeper than I've ever done with any other variation of the squat.  I think it would really help with my hang cleans. 

The best thing about today's workout is that I finally outlasted my track athlete workout partner.  :hyper
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Eric P on March 08, 2012, 09:24:16 PM
Good job, Eric!  I'm guessing you are about size 34 pants now?

i wish.  some brands 40, some 38.  goal is 36
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on March 08, 2012, 11:49:31 PM
Cormac, you have a good link or video for a Zercher squat?  Also, what's the best way to keep the bar from being painful?  That seems to be the #1 limitation. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 09, 2012, 12:39:25 AM
never tried them...a friend (who is now a personal trainer) did and reported the exact same problem. I don't think he ever repeated the experiment.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on March 09, 2012, 12:49:46 AM
Speaking of alternative squats, here's a cautionary tale for anyone starting to squat:

A friend learned the hard way that a smith machine is dangerous.  I already told him that his back squat form is horrible because his flexibility is very limited.  I suggested that he practiced kettlebell swings for awhile. 

He didn't listen and stuck to using the smith machine for squats.  It made him think he was much stronger than he really was.  The smith also gave him a false sense of security since he thought he could lock the bar at any time. 

Yesterday, he tried squatting 225 on the smith without any warmup because it was during lunch hour.  He's actually never tried such a heavy weight before.  Beause the smith machine helped him hold the weight up top, he actually believed that he could handle that weight without any problem.  On the way down he got stuck and wasn't able to lock the bar until his back twitched.  Immediately after, he felt pins and needles down his spine and much of his lower body.  Today, he got a X-ray and found out that he's got a herniated disc.  Although it shouldn't require surgery, he's going be out of any physical activity for quite awhile.  :fbm
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 09, 2012, 01:20:49 AM
darwin's blade strikes again :fbm
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on March 09, 2012, 01:29:51 AM
Sorry, I don't get the reference but a quick search shows that it has something to do with stupidity.  Can you please elaborate?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 09, 2012, 01:32:40 AM
Sorry, I don't get the reference but a quick search shows that it has something to do with stupidity.  Can you please elaborate?

People who do dangerously stupid things tend to get removed from the genepool.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 09, 2012, 01:34:10 AM
Are KB swings good for improving flexibility?

It depends how you do them (i.e. straight-legged or not) but they will help most people's hamstring flexibility a bit. I certainly wouldn't call them a flexibility exercise. Although things like KB windmills most certainly are.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on March 09, 2012, 01:37:54 AM
I find that KB swings help me get lower with my hips when actually squatting. Like Cormac said, much of it depends on your form but generally KB swing is easier and safer than barbell squat. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on March 09, 2012, 01:56:01 AM
Yoga?  Overhead squats are cool too if you just want to be more flexible for that lift. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 09, 2012, 02:00:00 AM
Straight legged or normal being preferred?

well, there are different schools, like in kung-fu movies. i hesitate to say that one is 'preferred' but I do 'em straight-legged (and that is the best and only way anyone should do them and one day all the unbelievers will be herded into camps and the world can be at peace again at last)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 09, 2012, 02:30:08 AM
Well, the way Crossfitters do them is perfectly sensible for beginners. It's easy to grasp, and isn't going to hurt you or anything. It's a very INefficient movement, so it gets you tired quickly, which is what Crossfit really wants.

As you gain experience though, you want a more fluid, natural and efficient movement, and straight-legged is a major step towards that. One of these days I'll get off my ass and make a video for you folks to show the difference...it should be immediately apparent, whereas it's pretty hard to imagine from just reading about it.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 09, 2012, 03:04:40 AM
the problem being, I am not confident in my ability to narrate while swinging a KB, like Steve Cotter does :lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Beezy on March 09, 2012, 11:39:57 AM
Yesterday was Yoga day in p90x. I tried for like 15 mins and got bored. That's one workout that I don't think I have the patience to do by myself.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on March 09, 2012, 11:50:06 AM
Beez, you're slowly turning P90X into P15-30x.  lol

Seriously, it doesn't seem like the program is for you. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Beezy on March 09, 2012, 12:00:49 PM
Beez, you're slowly turning P90X into P15-30x.  lol

Seriously, it doesn't seem like the program is for you.
Because I complained about this and plyometrics? Plyo was just too difficult cause it was my first time doing it. I know I'll be able to get through it eventually. Yoga is the only workout so far that I just don't want to do. Not having a decent sized space to do it in doesn't help either. I've forced myself through everything else so far.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on March 09, 2012, 12:10:34 PM
Yoga is important for that program though.  It's one of those few days in P90X when you don't have to get your heart pumping like crazy and still be able to have a nice workout.  Also, it speeds up recovery.

For plyos day, you can just play basketball instead if you don't like that portion. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Beezy on March 09, 2012, 12:37:10 PM
I've never tried to stick with a workout routine and I've definitely never done anything like yoga before. I'll just keep trying.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Beezy on March 09, 2012, 01:36:28 PM
yoga :maf
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 10, 2012, 02:09:55 AM
So you quit P90X not because you wanted you to, but your wife wanted you to?

OUCH :lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: FlameofCallandorReturns on March 10, 2012, 02:44:18 PM
Doing a Hero WOD at the gym's "ManDay and BBQ"

“ADAM BROWN“

Two rounds for time of:
295 pound Deadlift, 24 reps
24 Box jumps, 24 inch box
24 Wallball shots, 20 pound ball
195 pound Bench press, 24 reps
24 Box jumps, 24 inch box
24 Wallball shots, 20 pound ball
145 pound Clean, 24 reps


I'll have to scale it quite a bit. Noway I can that many reps at that heavy weight.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: FlameofCallandorReturns on March 10, 2012, 08:08:45 PM
Completely under estimated that workout. Took me 55 minutes.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 11, 2012, 07:48:02 AM
Hero WODs are dumb as shit, every last one of them. Do a few to prove to yourself that you too can suffer that much, get it out of your system, and never do 'em again, I say
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 11, 2012, 08:16:56 AM
Make them optional, and not a regular part of Crossfit HQ programming, and then we can discuss that element of it. They were coming up around once a week when I stopped reading crossfit.com. Once a year on Veteran's Day, for example, I could understand people wanting to do something extreme if they had friends or family in the service or whatever. Every week is bordering on emotional blackmail.

The amount of comments after Hero WODs along the lines of 'I ripped up my palms and slipped off the pull-up bar because of all the blood on round 1 but I kept on because I was thinking of <xxx> soldier' is crazy.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Eric P on March 11, 2012, 08:35:11 AM
hey so if you don't run for like 3 months because of laziness winter, your performance make take a hit.

I could only sustain a running pace for about 15 minutes before I had to stop and walk though I made up for that by extending my distance to 4.5 miles. 

Went to a park that has some pull up bars and thought I'd try to do a gauge of where I am strength wise because I want to accomplish one pull up by the end of the year.  I could only do a dead hang of about 15 seconds.  I did about 4 of them before my elbows started complaining. 

coming out of winter "i ain't doin shit" mode after losing a lot of flab was pretty great though.  less shaking and wobbling while I ran, so it wasn't so uncomfortable.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 11, 2012, 08:55:23 AM
Another quick thought on the old Hero WODs: Back in the day, you used to see things like 'Jeremy', which IIRC is 21-15-9 of 95lb overhead squats and burpees (or something along those lines). In other words, a tough workout, depending of course on how hard you go at it, but doable for many and even doable without breaks for many.

But as time went on, it seems Jeremy's sacrifice was not deemed as honorable as that of others, like 'Murph', whose designated WOD cropped up every month or so while the likes of Jeremy languished. This is in-line with the general ramp-up in the overall brutality of the daily WOD, to the point where the Hero WODs of 5 years ago look like sweet relief from the regular WODs of today, and the Hero WODs now are next to impossible for all but the competitors in the Crossfit games (who, as far as I'm concerned, are so few in number and are so advanced in their needs, that they should be doing their own bloody programming and leave the rest of us alone...but I digress)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: FlameofCallandorReturns on March 11, 2012, 10:45:48 AM
The WOD had to be scaled quite a bit. Only a few of the really strong guys did it without scaling it and two even did it with a weighted vest.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: FlameofCallandorReturns on March 11, 2012, 10:46:57 AM
Make them optional, and not a regular part of Crossfit HQ programming, and then we can discuss that element of it. They were coming up around once a week when I stopped reading crossfit.com. Once a year on Veteran's Day, for example, I could understand people wanting to do something extreme if they had friends or family in the service or whatever. Every week is bordering on emotional blackmail.

The amount of comments after Hero WODs along the lines of 'I ripped up my palms and slipped off the pull-up bar because of all the blood on round 1 but I kept on because I was thinking of <xxx> soldier' is crazy.

They are mostly optional. I've only ever done two hero WODS as part f the weekly class (and event hen those are still optional since all WODS are popsted the day before).

Yesterday was kind of a "man day" with a  hero WOD and then BBQ. Everyone enjoyed it.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 11, 2012, 11:09:03 AM
Maybe you just need to be in better shape, Cormac. :teehee

I'm only kidding. You have a valid point.

Oh, I've totally given up on ever getting into THAT kind of shape :lol  Nobody needs to be that fit and I think even if you ever get there, you won't stay there very long...I have always been about bang-for-buck and sustainability rather than maxing out anything...
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 11, 2012, 11:13:47 AM
So how do you scale that? Do you just use less weight, or less reps, or what?

wow, you just summed up the whole problem with Crossfit these days. How indeed. Unless you have a lot of experience and have tracked your performance closely, you need to rely on a trainer to scale it for you. Even then, it's as much art as science. I used to spend ages worrying about how to scale my workouts...and then scaling them for my workout buddy as well. Lots of trial and error are needed, and it's a moving target too! (since you are getting stronger and fitter, in theory)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: FlameofCallandorReturns on March 11, 2012, 11:38:06 AM
So how do you scale that? Do you just use less weight, or less reps, or what?

Less weight


Quote
wow, you just summed up the whole problem with Crossfit these days. How indeed.

You use less weight not sure why that's hard to understand. The trainers at my gym at least will tell you exactly what weight you should use if you are unsure.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 11, 2012, 12:09:57 PM
It's not hard to understand - it's an oversimplification. There are more options available than just using less weight. You could use less reps, substitute exercises or introduce timed rest periods or put a time cap on it, or break up the work with a partner.

I noted the option of relying on a trainer to scale it for you, but you've already proved how tricky that can be, given that you scaled this Hero WOD (not sure whether you did the scaling or your trainer, but the trainer was presumably supervising/present...) and still took 55 mins. That's no knock on your ability or anything, it's just how these things tend to play out. It's very very hard to scale 'em so you get the most out of the workout (with the platonic ideal for most WODs being non-stop movement that leaves you drained but able to recover relatively quickly afterward). Male ego really is a massive impediment to progress at times...
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: FlameofCallandorReturns on March 11, 2012, 05:45:29 PM
It took my 55 and I was the first to finish. If anything I scaled it too much.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Groogrux on March 12, 2012, 12:35:09 AM
Oh god, I've got a 5k in just under two weeks (my first 5k).  Since I've moved into this new apartment, I think I've trained a total of maybe 2 times in the past month.  I'm meeting with my personal trainer on Tuesday and Thursday this week and next, but I don't think it's going to be enough.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 12, 2012, 12:50:03 AM
Enough to do what? Set a new world record? RELAX :)

Run as much as you can, walk the rest...do better next time!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Eric P on March 12, 2012, 09:52:01 AM
feeling it this morning!  After the run I wen with a two hour walk with the GF and now my legs are screaming bloody murder but in a good way.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Groogrux on March 12, 2012, 11:01:50 AM
First run in almost a month this morning.  It was a little disappointing compared to what I was doing, but I'm okay with it.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Rman on March 12, 2012, 11:25:58 AM
Cormac, are kettlebells a good replacement to dumbbells in dumbbell style exercises--presses, lunges, etc?  I'm doing more home workouts and want to save space with just getting some kettlebells instead or both.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 12, 2012, 12:10:50 PM
There are some caveats, but on the whole, yes they're generally interchangeable.  I mean, you'd struggle to do thrusters with 2 kettlebells, but why would you when you could do a clean and jerk with them? Lunges and presses are great with KBs, but just remember that you're stuck with one weight whereas with DBs you have the option of adding or removing plates in many cases...
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 12, 2012, 08:38:26 PM
10 days in Ireland coming up...pretty much guaranteed to put on 5lbs. Nothing else to do but eat all day and drink all night, everyone wants to feed you or take you to some nice place, no-one has any interest in your weirdo diet. My self-control will go out the window :lol Think i'm going to just get as lean as possible before I go this time.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on March 12, 2012, 08:52:59 PM
Can't you go hiking?  Based on what I remember from films, Ireland seemed to have many cool hiking locations. 

Also, Irish food is pretty horrible even when not in comparison to your Tokyo fine dining. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 12, 2012, 09:04:15 PM
Yeah, I'll do plenty of walking around but I'll be with a 4yr old and a 65 yr old most of the time so it'll be tough to do anything taxing.

Irish food is generally horrible, sure, but live there long enough and you find the good spots. I plan on eating plenty of grass-fed beef, butter and fish  - the question is whether i can resist all the booze and spuds...probably not!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on March 13, 2012, 12:52:34 AM
How is basketball's popularity in Ireland?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Eric P on March 13, 2012, 06:57:05 AM
2nd run went much better

was able to maintain pace for about 20 minutes, so i nearly doubled the distance and am closer to where i was when i left off. 

plans to go and work on strength training by my house was cut short by the fact that it started pissing down rain when i was a mile from my house.  kind of killed the motivation.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 13, 2012, 09:30:21 AM
According to Rippetoe, those strength standards no longer apply, I'm afraid. I think he regretted deeply ever committing them to paper.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 13, 2012, 07:25:58 PM
Let's put it another way: you can tell someone EXACTLY - to the pound - how strong you are in a given lift. Why would you ever want to put a fuzzy label on it that they can nitpick? The great thing about weights is that they are what they are, no more, no less...

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on March 13, 2012, 08:08:22 PM
Biz, what's your current max on shoulder press?  I haven't maxed out in awhile.  On tuesday, I did 5x5 of 125lbs regular military press + 5x5 of 125lbs jump press.  It wasn't too hard.  I'm waiting until I can do those numbers with 135 before testing my max again. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on March 13, 2012, 10:04:53 PM
The standards are useful up to a certain point.  It's certainly much easier for people our size to military press 1x bodyweight than someone who is 250lbs, even if he is extremely fit. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 13, 2012, 10:08:27 PM
Yeah, it'd be nice to have something like that but it gets totally misinterpreted so he regrets the way he presented it.

My understanding is that the various designations refer solely to an individual's (likely!) current place in their own person training history for a given lift, rather than some objective, Platonic standard. So when the chart tells you are 'Intermediate' that suggests that you are somewhere in the middle of your ability to train that lift, not that you are 'intermediate' in relation to the wider class of all humans who've done that lift.

That leads to some uncomfortable nuances - if you are 'Advanced', what he is actually saying is that you are close to maxed out on the lift, rather than being just awesomely strong or something. It is of course awesome for anyone to approach maxing themselves out on any lift of course; that should go without saying...

It can still be useful for motivational purposes obviously, but take it in the spirit he presents it.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on March 13, 2012, 10:42:44 PM
I don't know the statistics but I feel like it's almost impossible for a serious lifter under 50 to hit a permanent limit on any lift. 

Anyways, I did 4 sets of Zercher squats today with 185lbs.  It felt awesome since I was able to get really low but now my inner elbow areas are burning.  I wonder if it would help if I wear some elbow sleeves next time. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 13, 2012, 11:17:43 PM
Sure you can max lifts out, if you start early enough. Look at the numbers Masters lifters hit compared to their primes.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on March 14, 2012, 02:31:43 AM
Cormac, does foam rolling really speed up recovery or is it bs?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 14, 2012, 02:54:30 AM
Seems to work for me, lots of smart people tell me the same, and the theory is sound...and you train a lot so you probably would benefit from it. I find it hurts like hell at first but feels awesome afterward, like stretching. Then you can't slack off again or it starts to hurt badly when you start up again :'(  So yeah, I would do a little of it, regularly and see how you feel. I've never heard of anyone not benefiting from it to be honest.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 14, 2012, 02:56:19 AM
Should add that it's pretty easy to do at home, while watching TV or something. The gear should be dirt-cheap.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on March 14, 2012, 03:26:14 AM
When's a good time to do it or is anytime okay? I'm asking because usually I'm dead tired post-workout and foam rolling just seems to be more work. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 14, 2012, 03:33:01 AM
Doesn't really matter when you do it, I think - certainly doesn't have to be pre- or post-workout. Do it after a bath, maybe.

You might be surprised at how much it can hurt at first: I was near tears when I went over on my side (i.e. putting the full weight of both legs on the underside of one leg). Ugh. Still, it's a lot cheaper and easier than paying a pro masseuse or therapist etc
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on March 14, 2012, 03:36:17 AM
I feel pain just hearing your description.  Maybe a day pass to a nearby spa would be better.  It's $20 a day but they've got a bunch of different saunas, hot tubs and even a super cold room. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 14, 2012, 03:40:34 AM
Sounds great - those are dirt-cheap in Japan (being a long-standing Japanese tradition) but increasingly rare. We have a great one nearby but they don't allow kids so we never get to go, dammit. Otherwise we'd be there all the time. You get relaxed to the point where you can barely stand up, then you go drink the best beer of your life
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: WanderingWind on March 15, 2012, 10:27:09 AM
Me Yesterday - Nah, man let's not do the WOD. It's all stretching. Let's do 100 burpees and 100 pullups.
Me Today - Ow.

I even chugged a protein/potassium heavy smoothy afterwards. Still feel like I got beat with sticks. Fun, fun, fun.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Eric P on March 15, 2012, 10:28:15 AM
started doing strength training yesterday to build up to a pull up and now my body is rebelling.  forgot what it's like to feel sore after a work out.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: WanderingWind on March 15, 2012, 10:32:09 AM
started doing strength training yesterday to build up to a pull up and now my body is rebelling.  forgot what it's like to feel sore after a work out.
Best thing for me when I started working out was pushup/pullup pyramids.

1 Push, 1 pull - 2 push, 2 pull.....10 push, 10 pull .... 1 push, 1 pull

Use a band for the ones you can't get, so that your body is at least getting the motion of the pullup down.

But, that's only gotten me to 15. I'm doing all kinds of crazy shit to try to get to 20.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Eric P on March 15, 2012, 11:01:00 AM
I was looking at resistance bands today actually.  I'm going to try to do some negatives and see what success I have with those.  Yesterday I just did a few dead hangs to see how long I could hold on.  It didn't go so well. 

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 15, 2012, 07:53:31 PM
Pavel Tsatsouline's 'grease the groove' concept is the accepted method for increasing pull-up numbers - do short, sub-maximal sets many times throughout the day. I've never been able to try it, not having a PU bar at home though. I've read a million testimonials but who knows.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 15, 2012, 07:54:26 PM
Weighted pull-ups are definitely key, but you probably already do those?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 15, 2012, 10:21:15 PM
OK, people, you officially have no fucking excuse for being fat:

http://www.marksdailyapple.com/fasting-weight-loss/#axzz1pD9wS623

382 DAYS OF NO FOOD.

The paper:
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2495396/?page=1

:bow

Fair warning: I will paste this link on your whiney asses at the slightest provocation from now on
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Eric P on March 15, 2012, 10:23:36 PM
I ears about the from Nikolay and was taken aback. Yeah it's extreme but kind of cool too
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 15, 2012, 10:25:46 PM
just by the way, since it's too soon to really make any sense of it: I'm doing an intermittent fasting protocol right now, in prep for my en-fattening in Ireland. Seems to be working the bomb but will take a while to get past the early easy weight loss...

I'm doing all my eating between 2pm-9pm, with just coffee + cream in the morning (I ran out of unsalted butter, which is actually f'ing delicious - try it! especially with a  bit of cinnamon). Still eating primal-style of course
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on March 15, 2012, 10:50:13 PM
I tried IF for about 2 months.  I usually went about 16 hrs before eating and I only ate 2 meals a day.  It was great for getting ripped but not so great for strenght gains and bulking.  Even when I pumped up the calories, the muscle gain was really slow with IF. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Eric P on March 15, 2012, 11:06:59 PM
I have been IFing for a while. Went 24 hours once with no issues. Told another forum about it and they fucking flipped out like I had threatened to commit suicide or something.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 15, 2012, 11:14:44 PM
The guy apparently reported 'very little difficulty' on his 382 day fast.  Makes me think people's metabolisms really just are totally fucked these days.

I am eating a lot less right now, so it is definitely going to work for weight loss. I'm thinking a mixture of days where i eat less calories, and other days where i eat the same number of calories as normal, but in a short window, would probably be useful and sustainable for months on end...we'll see. I can't lift heavy right now so not putting on muscle is not a deal-breaker (although i bet I could anyway, as I'm still getting plenty of protein).
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: WanderingWind on March 15, 2012, 11:17:48 PM
I just can't see A) How you can survive that long, and B) How it doesn't irrevocably cause you massive problems.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 15, 2012, 11:20:20 PM
Well, he did it in the 60s and was still in excellent health 5yrs later, having regained just 16lbs of the weight he lost (which is extraordinarily good). Our fat exists for that purpose (I hesitate to say 'designed') so it makes sense to me that it would fine to live off indefinitely...i just find it hard to believe it wasn't monstrously tough, mentally.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on March 16, 2012, 12:54:07 AM
Why can't you lift heavy right now?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: FlameofCallandorReturns on March 16, 2012, 07:29:24 AM
Whats the basics of IF? Is it eating heavy on lifting days and then only during a specific window?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on March 16, 2012, 07:54:51 AM
Downloaded P90X and I'm gonna start that up. I have adjustable dumbbells and will have to make due with ghetto reverse pull ups for the pull up portions. Still unsure about chin ups. Already integrated a jogging warm up regimen that ends with me doing some hill jogging (that ends in a sprint) every other day. I already feel chipper due to coming off a couple of months of being sedentary.

Starting up a basic diet plan too. Feels good to see an actual guideline to caloric intake versus body weight as part of the P90X download. All my diet attempts were never pointed as far as a frame of reference for caloric intake.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: FlameofCallandorReturns on March 16, 2012, 08:05:57 AM
What's your goal? I like hearing talk about what they want to achieve and then hearing later that they met those goals.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Eric P on March 16, 2012, 08:14:00 AM
Whats the basics of IF? Is it eating heavy on lifting days and then only during a specific window?

Basically.

There are a few different ways of doing it.

http://www.marksdailyapple.com/how-to-intermittent-fasting/#axzz1pHUxQ8y9

This is the very 20000 ft view of it.  I'll dig up a paper I read about a guy who did various fasting protocols for 6 months then wrote them up into a great guide.


edit: Here is that IF document
http://www.precisionnutrition.com/intermittent-fasting


Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on March 16, 2012, 08:17:02 AM
What's your goal? I like hearing talk about what they want to achieve and then hearing later that they met those goals.

Want to hit 160, I'm at 190 right now. I figure if I keep a calorie deficit of around 700 (of my maintenance level for my height and body weight) I should hit it my ideal body weight around June. I have a large frame for my size so I don't want to get all anemic with it.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on March 16, 2012, 11:37:21 AM
Here is one of the most popular IF sites, especially for people who are also lifting weights during IF:

http://www.leangains.com/2010/04/leangains-guide.html

author's own results:  http://www.leangains.com/p/my-transformation.html
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: FlameofCallandorReturns on March 16, 2012, 12:54:04 PM
Finished! I feel like a million bucks. No knee issues at all. Only sore thighs.
What was your time?

My time isn't that great if you compare it to other's. But, I'm pretty proud of myself considering that less than 10 months ago I couldn't even run a mile without huffing and puffing.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
5:12 which was 10 mins faster than my previous time.
[close]
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: FlameofCallandorReturns on March 16, 2012, 02:14:03 PM
It takes serious time to work up to it so don't be embarrassed.  And I'm guessing you haven't started speedwork yet.

Yeah, a few workouts have been at the track. I'm also splitting my training time between Running, Biking, Swimming and Crossfit. My overall goal is to completely destroy my Ex when we do Ironman Arizona in the fall.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Eric P on March 16, 2012, 02:14:56 PM
well as long as you have a healthy goal!
Title: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Shaka Khan on March 16, 2012, 02:57:43 PM
So what do you guys think about joining a kickboxing club?

There's one 5 minutes walking distance from my apartment, and the program is basically called a "power hour," broken down into 10-15 minute cardio, 25 minute boxing (performing combos on punching bags), and 25 minutes of kickboxing (same).

What should I expect out of this sort of club? On one hand, they're more likely to tip of the BS detector, and on the other, it's pretty close and the price is reasonable.

What I'm looking for is a good workout that would offset the horrible food I'm eating until I adjust to my new location/schedule and start either cooking or buying better food.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: cool breeze on March 16, 2012, 04:13:32 PM
generally how long and how fast are marathons?

that question didn't make sense after I typed it
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Eric P on March 16, 2012, 04:16:23 PM
26 miles
my friends do them in about 4 hours
so 4 hours of constant running
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: cool breeze on March 16, 2012, 04:22:47 PM
wow, that sounds tough.

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: FlameofCallandorReturns on March 16, 2012, 04:31:36 PM
The marathon I did last was a two loop course. I got lapped by one of the elites.  :lol

I'd kill for a 4:30 time. What's holding me back is my weight. I'm not a fatass, but I'm not Athletic yet.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on March 17, 2012, 08:23:24 AM
Hill sprints, last interval I sprinted up the hill and pushed myself hard. I got a good dose of why animals being chased by predators lay down and die when they've red lined.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: cool breeze on March 17, 2012, 09:26:23 AM
I briefly saw some (understatement) running a marathon earlier today.  Seems cool.

I wouldn't mind trying one.  I enjoy running but mainly to relax, and the point when relaxing turns to boredom is ~20 to 30 minutes.

also saw a gigantic bicep curl machine that seemed like the most unnecessary thing ever.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on March 17, 2012, 09:33:02 AM
You probably weren't redlined. There are interesting articles out there about a "fake redline" your body uses to trick you into actually over exhorting yourself. Pretty much any ultra_____thoner knows what it feels like to pass it. I don't know if I ever have. The closest I have is probably the puke and run. But it's good to remember when you feel like you can't go on, it's just an evolutionary survival trick. You can go on, push yourself, etc.

It was an odd sensation whatever it was. My body just slumped when I hit the top of the hill and there was such a feeling of being ill and my brain was yelling "I'm never doing this again". Sat down for a minute or two and caught my breath, I definitely would have vomited if I stayed on my feet. Feel absolutely fantastic right now though :lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on March 17, 2012, 10:53:57 AM
I have a confession to make.

In the past year or so, I've gained about 30 pounds.  It started off with working 100 hour work weeks, loading up on pizza and stuff that work provided to me (Famous Dave's, Popeyes, etc.)  Then I just got lazy, stopped going to the gym, and ate shitloads of processed carbohydrates.

I could blame stress and working hours but that doesn't excuse my diet.  I'm probably the most out of shape I've ever been since when I was 19, the last time I was fat.  I don't want to get to where I was or worse, get to Willco levels of obesity.

So today I'm intermittently fasting and cooking up the five or six pounds of organic meats and vegetables I bought yesterday to start eating tomorrow.  I'm excited!

Time to get back on track.  I don't even want to think about all of the strength I lost.  Having a squat max of almost 3 x my body weight was my biggest achievement because it took about 12 years of hard work and hardly being able to walk (due to soreness) to get to that point :-\
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Van Cruncheon on March 17, 2012, 12:17:22 PM
software/engineering jobs are motherfuckers about the free shit food they provide during crunches, never mind the free HFCS that flows like water. best thing i ever did was develop the willpower to stay away from the fuckin' donut trays they bring into early morning shiproom/scrum.

i swear, they manufacture fatasses more reliably than any product
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Huff on March 17, 2012, 06:47:59 PM
So I've been running again for a little more than 2 weeks now. In recent runs, my feet start to go numb/tingly around mile 3. Concrete/cement makes up most of my run.

Should I be concerned?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on March 18, 2012, 07:32:22 AM
dcharlie what do you use - if you even use any - for warm up exercises for football? i'm looking to work on my cardio so I can run for longer distances of time during a game~
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on March 18, 2012, 11:32:14 AM
I caught a ton of flak from people on my Facebook about cooking up five pounds of red meat and chicken yesterday.  Apparently red meat gives you cancer of the ass and any amount I eat is basically like signing myself up to get a colostomy bag as well as death.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: FlameofCallandorReturns on March 18, 2012, 01:30:11 PM
I caught a ton of flak from people on my Facebook about cooking up five pounds of red meat and chicken yesterday.  Apparently red meat gives you cancer of the ass and any amount I eat is basically like signing myself up to get a colostomy bag as well as death.

Fuck that! I eat tons of bacon and red meat! This is what what I say to red meat....

(http://i.imgur.com/BW4TB.jpg)

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 18, 2012, 08:04:29 PM
I caught a ton of flak from people on my Facebook about cooking up five pounds of red meat and chicken yesterday.  Apparently red meat gives you cancer of the ass and any amount I eat is basically like signing myself up to get a colostomy bag as well as death.

well, you and I know it's bullshit but in case you want something to annoy them with:
http://www.marksdailyapple.com/will-eating-red-meat-kill-you/

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 18, 2012, 08:30:40 PM
Taubes on the same topic:

http://garytaubes.com/2012/03/science-pseudoscience-nutritional-epidemiology-and-meat/

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 18, 2012, 10:09:37 PM
This is pretty cool to see:

http://sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com/video/6820086-saratoga-high-school-toughens-p-e-program/

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Groogrux on March 18, 2012, 11:09:04 PM
This is pretty cool to see:

http://sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com/video/6820086-saratoga-high-school-toughens-p-e-program/



That's really awesome.  I wish that they would implement something like that around here.  Sadly, it will never happen or it won't happen until it's too late.  Obesity in the youth around my area is skyrocketing.  I work at Gamestop, so I know this first-hand.

On a side note, I haven't tried IF'ing in a while.  That article from MDA really inspired me to give it another shot.  I wonder how possible it would be to do something similar (probably not for that long of an extended period) on fish oil capsules and multi-vitamins?  Would there be anything else that I would need if I wanted to try going for 3-5 days or longer?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 18, 2012, 11:26:31 PM
You mean a total fast, as opposed to intermittent?

If you click through to look at the study, it gives details of what else he supplemented with - I think magnesium and zinc were mentioned. For 3-5 days I doubt you'd need to worry about that much. I have no experience myself but just on general principles i'd advise against going straight into something like that. It sets the bar too high. In all likelihood, you'll break down and eat after 24-36hrs and then view it as a failure rather than achievement. Start by skipping breakfast rather than going a week without food, in other words.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Eric P on March 19, 2012, 07:26:45 AM
i've been IFing for a few weeks off and on and it gets much easier, but i wouldn't try to jump right into 3-5 days personally.

some times i have trouble w/20 hour fasts still.  the longest i've done is 23 hours.  i couldn't make it that final hour just yet.

i read about various paleo people who manage to do 40+ hour fasts, but i don't know what their exercise routines are like, etc.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on March 19, 2012, 07:56:09 AM
This is pretty cool to see:

http://sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com/video/6820086-saratoga-high-school-toughens-p-e-program/



I'm ok with this. Every other class imparts skills or knowledge that are used in life or in college why not physical fitness? Looks like they even have them keep a log of their fitness.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: FlameofCallandorReturns on March 19, 2012, 03:39:14 PM
Can y'all help me with my diet. I've been eating mostly Paleo for the past few months, but my weight loss has slowed since January. Right now my main goal is to lose weight so that I can be faster in Triathlon.

My workouts are usually some kind of combination of two of the following a day for 6 days a week. With one rest day a week.

Crossfit
Swimming laps
Running
Ridding my Bike
Weight Training during lunch (My gains are pretty minimal which I've chalked up to my endurance training).

I want to lose about 15 pounds before Ironman Texas in late May. I think its possible but I really need to stick to a diet plan. Is IM Fasting the way to go? If so can anyone give me a good idea what I really need to be doing with it?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on March 19, 2012, 07:03:55 PM
i've been IFing for a few weeks off and on and it gets much easier, but i wouldn't try to jump right into 3-5 days personally.

some times i have trouble w/20 hour fasts still.  the longest i've done is 23 hours.  i couldn't make it that final hour just yet.

i read about various paleo people who manage to do 40+ hour fasts, but i don't know what their exercise routines are like, etc.

I wound up fasting for about 60 hours last week (Thursday night + Friday + Saturday + early Sunday morning).

The only thing I did resembling exercise was 12 miles of low intensity walking when I walked my dog for three of those days.

To be honest, I felt some hunger pangs early Friday afternoon but they didn't last long and that was it.  It was surprising, really.

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on March 19, 2012, 09:06:51 PM
Can y'all help me with my diet. I've been eating mostly Paleo for the past few months, but my weight loss has slowed since January. Right now my main goal is to lose weight so that I can be faster in Triathlon.

My workouts are usually some kind of combination of two of the following a day for 6 days a week. With one rest day a week.

Crossfit
Swimming laps
Running
Ridding my Bike
Weight Training during lunch (My gains are pretty minimal which I've chalked up to my endurance training).

I want to lose about 15 pounds before Ironman Texas in late May. I think its possible but I really need to stick to a diet plan. Is IM Fasting the way to go? If so can anyone give me a good idea what I really need to be doing with it?

I lost about 10lbs in a week or two by fasting 12-14 hrs, playing full court basketball for about an hour and then lifting heavy with low reps for about 45mins.  After a couple of days, my metabolism shot through the roof and I kept losing weight even on off days. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Eric P on March 19, 2012, 10:03:07 PM


I wound up fasting for about 60 hours last week (Thursday night + Friday + Saturday + early Sunday morning).


that shit cray.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 20, 2012, 01:00:43 AM
Can y'all help me with my diet. I've been eating mostly Paleo for the past few months, but my weight loss has slowed since January. Right now my main goal is to lose weight so that I can be faster in Triathlon.

My workouts are usually some kind of combination of two of the following a day for 6 days a week. With one rest day a week.

Crossfit
Swimming laps
Running
Ridding my Bike
Weight Training during lunch (My gains are pretty minimal which I've chalked up to my endurance training).

I want to lose about 15 pounds before Ironman Texas in late May. I think its possible but I really need to stick to a diet plan. Is IM Fasting the way to go? If so can anyone give me a good idea what I really need to be doing with it?

How are you going to lose that much weight AND be in good enough shape for an Iron Man AND weight train AND do Crossfit? They're mostly contradictory goals, and more is not necessarily better. Try to lose 15 pounds quickly and your training will go to hell, almost guaranteed. Do you care how you place in this thing or do you just want to look skinny and say you did it?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on March 20, 2012, 01:21:52 AM
In my case, I definitely lost strength while losing that much weight but my endurance got a little better. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Eric P on March 20, 2012, 06:49:07 AM
went clothes shopping again last night to pick up some more summer / spring clothes and my pant size had gone down again.

i'm one size away from my goal size of 36, so another month or two is my estimation.

upper body is still somewhat stubborn.  some clothes i bought were size L, some stuff still had to be XL.  Bought 5 shirts, 3 of them were L rather than XL though, so progress.

low carb paleo is still doing wonders for me.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: FlameofCallandorReturns on March 20, 2012, 08:27:01 AM
Can y'all help me with my diet. I've been eating mostly Paleo for the past few months, but my weight loss has slowed since January. Right now my main goal is to lose weight so that I can be faster in Triathlon.

My workouts are usually some kind of combination of two of the following a day for 6 days a week. With one rest day a week.

Crossfit
Swimming laps
Running
Ridding my Bike
Weight Training during lunch (My gains are pretty minimal which I've chalked up to my endurance training).

I want to lose about 15 pounds before Ironman Texas in late May. I think its possible but I really need to stick to a diet plan. Is IM Fasting the way to go? If so can anyone give me a good idea what I really need to be doing with it?

How are you going to lose that much weight AND be in good enough shape for an Iron Man AND weight train AND do Crossfit? They're mostly contradictory goals, and more is not necessarily better. Try to lose 15 pounds quickly and your training will go to hell, almost guaranteed. Do you care how you place in this thing or do you just want to look skinny and say you did it?
This.

I don't care how I place for the Ironman, my only goal is to not die. In terms of cross fit. I'm a casual cross fitter. I just show up and have a good time. I'm not looking to lose 15 pounds fast and I would rather lose it in a healthy manor.

Just looking to be healthy and have a good time while doing it, and hopefully make my ex jealous in the process.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: FlameofCallandorReturns on March 20, 2012, 08:28:19 AM
went clothes shopping again last night to pick up some more summer / spring clothes and my pant size had gone down again.

i'm one size away from my goal size of 36, so another month or two is my estimation.

upper body is still somewhat stubborn.  some clothes i bought were size L, some stuff still had to be XL.  Bought 5 shirts, 3 of them were L rather than XL though, so progress.

low carb paleo is still doing wonders for me.

You are a bad ass sir! I was in your shoes last November. Keep it up and you'll be wearing size 34 without even knowing it. That's what happened to me. I was at work and a coworker comments that my size 36 pants were too large so I went and bought some used size 34 jeans.  Great feeling.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Eric P on March 20, 2012, 09:13:45 AM
i really wish i had some before pictures at this point.

the closest thing i have is my work id which just shows this lumpen potato face
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on March 20, 2012, 06:35:00 PM
what kind of diet did you do eric p?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Eric P on March 20, 2012, 08:44:18 PM
paleo / primal
i'd say about 90% strict.  I would eat occasional dairy (kefir and greek yogurt) and every now and then eat some dark 85 or 90% dark chocolate.  I eat out in resturaunts a bit, so there is some higher than i'd like O6 fats in my diet, but I do my best to limit it when I eat out.  Lots of salads, lots of vegetables etc when I ate out.

it was absolutely effortless and that's the big thing.

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on March 20, 2012, 09:52:19 PM
hmm yeah interesting. what book / website did you pick up to read about it?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 20, 2012, 11:11:10 PM
Quote
This.

I don't care how I place for the Ironman, my only goal is to not die. In terms of cross fit. I'm a casual cross fitter. I just show up and have a good time. I'm not looking to lose 15 pounds fast and I would rather lose it in a healthy manor.

Just looking to be healthy and have a good time while doing it, and hopefully make my ex jealous in the process.

To be healthy, I'd say weight training is far more important than all that cardio, which IMHO hurts rather than helps. OTOH, it does help to do something like an Iron Man so you're going to have to make some compromises somewhere (which you are already doing, knowingly or not...).

I mean, you're going to have to eat like a mother to do all this stuff, which makes appetite and food quality control a real bitch, which of course makes fat loss really tough. Do you keep a food diary or have any idea what your calorie intake is? What ratio of fat/protein/carbs do you eat?

Normally, my response is just 'eat clean and your hormones will do the rest' but for you it could be a lot tougher. Luckily it doesn't sound like that 15lb number is all that important.

If I had to do something like lose 15lbs in that period and prepare for an Iron Man and not lose all my strength completely and not get a bunch of over-training injuries, I'd probably approach it like:

 - Eat mostly protein and fat, very low carb EXCEPT post-workout. You could play with IF but not every day. Maybe fast up to 18hrs 3 or 4 days/week, eat normally the rest of the time

- Do mostly sprint/interval/tabata-style training for running, swimming and biking (with additional skill work if needed) and keep full-on runs/bikes/swims to once or twice a week (in total, not for each)

- Squat, deadlift and press once a week to around 90% of normal maxes (just to maintain strength and kickstart fat burning)

- Make sure you are getting PLENTY of sleep - at least 8hrs or as much as it takes for you to jump out of bed in the morning
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Eric P on March 21, 2012, 06:02:09 AM
hmm yeah interesting. what book / website did you pick up to read about it?

It actually all started here.  Cormac linked something about "this guy doing it right" or something along those lines where it talked about exercise but it also mentioned diet.  Cormac had also previously mentioned Good Calories, Bad Calories.  So when I was basically tired of being fat, I had a good starting place.

i started with Gary Taube's Good Calories, Bad Calories which lead me to Robb Wolf's Paleo Solution which lead me to Mark Sisson's Primal Blue Print.  Then I was basically roped into the whole paleo "scene" as it were listening to the various podcasts, reading the various blogs and staying on top of the latest thought and trends. 

there's a lot of really really crazy stuff out there, so you kind of have to experiment to find what's right for you because no two bodies are exactly alike and what works for one person may be less than optimal for another.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: FlameofCallandorReturns on March 21, 2012, 07:55:54 AM
I've been half assign my cross fit workouts recently. I went this morning and we did.

Run 1 mile
Row 2K
Run 1 mile

Got 25:36. Felt really good.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on March 21, 2012, 09:22:43 AM
Feel the onset of shin splints, need to take my jogging off the concrete
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on March 21, 2012, 11:13:46 AM
hmm yeah interesting. what book / website did you pick up to read about it?

It actually all started here.  Cormac linked something about "this guy doing it right" or something along those lines where it talked about exercise but it also mentioned diet.  Cormac had also previously mentioned Good Calories, Bad Calories.  So when I was basically tired of being fat, I had a good starting place.

i started with Gary Taube's Good Calories, Bad Calories which lead me to Robb Wolf's Paleo Solution which lead me to Mark Sisson's Primal Blue Print.  Then I was basically roped into the whole paleo "scene" as it were listening to the various podcasts, reading the various blogs and staying on top of the latest thought and trends. 

there's a lot of really really crazy stuff out there, so you kind of have to experiment to find what's right for you because no two bodies are exactly alike and what works for one person may be less than optimal for another.

thank you for all the info i'kll have to check it out. right now i'm just using myfitnesspal.com as a "diet" and a log to my exercise. I have a goal of playing for the football team when I go back to college this autumn and am currently working on the couch to 5k program! but i'l check out this diet too although I love to walk before breakfast and I think I read thats a big no no for paleo :qq
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Eric P on March 21, 2012, 11:37:59 AM
there are many different variations of paleo (http://paleohacks.com/questions/105833/master-list-of-paleo-diet-variations-in-fifteen-words-or-less).  It's kind of like vegetarianism.  You just have to basically get in there and find which works for you. 

As for walking or exercising before eating, that's what I and many others do.  There was a fad (oh god the FADS in paleo*) for the Leptin Reset which advocated eating 50 grams of protein for breakfast within 30 minutes of rising.  what you read may have been tied to that.




*i will totally admit that i was not above faddish behavior when i started out, but now i just keep on keepin on eating whole foods and avoiding industrial oils where i can and still see wild great successes.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on March 21, 2012, 11:41:07 AM
Yeah taht was what I read thanks for clearing it up. I'll check this out. Ty
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on March 21, 2012, 11:46:56 AM
looking over some of that is blowing my mind. seems to be some really indepth kind of thing wow.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on March 21, 2012, 01:52:30 PM
I read up on the Primal BluePrint stuff. looks cool. I like the whole "be a cavemen except not disgusting" thing. Gunna try barefooting too because fuck shoes.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on March 22, 2012, 03:04:05 PM
fuk u guys i aint killin this beautiful thread

i've been doin this shit and read up on PBF the past few days and decided to start it although having trouble with some of the LHT shit so ill have to step donw a level. Im not sure what it means tho in the free book he says:

Do the reps the number it says
take a break
do it again


so does that mean like

50 pushups
take like a 2 minute break
50 more pushups

and you do that twice a week???? insane! I hope not.


oh and today my mum came home with 4 huge ass peanut butter whoopie pies and a chocale cake with frosting. It was like torture smelling those but i said "fuck u mom get the fuck out of my site" and didn't take one bite  :gun
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Eric P on March 22, 2012, 09:46:27 PM
if it's any consolation, it gets much easier to just avoid all that stuff in the future. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on March 22, 2012, 09:48:52 PM
is there any reason to tho, like is there other exercised I should do instead? I don't mind these ones I guess if I split it down into individual reps
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 22, 2012, 09:51:17 PM
If you are heavily overweight, you don't really need to worry about any other exercise than walking, or swimming maybe. Push-ups certainly won't hurt but 90% of the battle is going to be diet.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on March 22, 2012, 09:52:00 PM
nah im not too bad i'm just out of shape  :'(
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on March 22, 2012, 09:52:27 PM
ty for the help tho guys appreciate it.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Eric P on March 22, 2012, 09:52:47 PM
oh sorry, i meant the food. 

I would ask Cormac for exercise advice.  I started with doing Couch to 5K.  When I hit half way through that program I started doing strength work, all of it bodyweight based.

I was mainly doing pushups, squats and planks because they were easy, but I could feel that it was a good workout at the time.

I just tried to do as many sets of 10 as I could.  That wasn't a very good strategy in retrospect, but I didn't know shit at the time.

If I had to make a suggestion, I'd say try simplefit.org.  That is a very clean and concise system with a very active and helpful community.

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on March 22, 2012, 09:55:01 PM
i'll check it out thanks.

I was continuing my couch to 5k today but the app fucked up :piss


i splurged on half of the woopie pie tho  :'(
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Beezy on March 22, 2012, 09:59:22 PM
The more I try to workout, the more I realize that I have a serious problem with my right shoulder. I've noticed a slight pain there for a while now, but shoulder presses and similar exercises bring it out so much more. I must have hurt it when I was younger and forgot or something. I dunno. Earliest appointment that I could get with my doctor is in May, so that's when I'll find out how serious this is. I'll just have to go easy on the shoulder specific exercises until then. :(
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on March 22, 2012, 10:00:39 PM
I broke my left knee cap like 2 years ago and it makes squating any thing over like 10 extremely discomfortable as I c an hear like the cartilage moving around and it grosses / freaks me out  :'(
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 22, 2012, 10:28:38 PM
simplefit is actually how I got started. It was recommended as a ramp-up program for newbs before doing Crossfit. It kicked my ass back in the day. Very straightforward and easy to follow - tells you exactly what to do every day and how to scale it to fit your abilities.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on March 22, 2012, 10:34:50 PM
simplefit looks great i'll check it out.  thanks
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on March 23, 2012, 12:53:27 AM
Are there any exercises that can help me go deeper on back squats?  I thought Zercher squat was going to help me go A2G on back squats but I still can't go A2G when doing high or mid back squats. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 23, 2012, 02:31:18 AM
What is holding you back? What does it look like when you squat? And do you have proper weightlifting shoes?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on March 23, 2012, 02:34:13 AM
I feel like my back is leaning too much forwards when I start hitting parallel.  The form just doesn't seem right compared to what I've seen in videos.  I estimate the angle between my core and thighs to be about 45 degrees or less when I'm near parallel. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 23, 2012, 02:38:54 AM
What about the shoes?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on March 23, 2012, 02:43:05 AM
I use flat Vans or Skecher shoes.  I tried barefeet before but an employee said that they can't allow me to risk injury like that.  They allow adipure trainers though. ::)  I seriously can't tell how that's any safer than no shoes.   
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 23, 2012, 04:14:24 AM
It helps with their insurance policy, that's it.

Try a real pair of weightlifting shoes with a raised heel. It makes a huge difference in the squat. You may not notice it immediately but you will over time. You can simulate it by squatting with your heel on a plate but that's a bit riskier - certainly wouldn't jump into a heavy weight like that.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: FlameofCallandorReturns on March 23, 2012, 07:50:04 AM
I've been pretty happy with my chucks.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 23, 2012, 12:20:33 PM
Flats or barefeet is what you want for deadlifting but not for squats. I mean, you can still squat. But they don't wear fucking chucks at the Olympics, know what i mean?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: FlameofCallandorReturns on March 23, 2012, 07:44:34 PM
Yeah but I don't have any money for lifting shoes. Plus I can wear them to work and and school.

I'm also not breaking any records with my crappy lifts.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 23, 2012, 09:16:53 PM
A pair of old dress shoes with a heel will work fine too, but you'll look weird. The heel improves your squat depth and stability instantly - might take you years to generate that much extra depth by stretching.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 24, 2012, 05:23:19 AM
ATTN Smooth:

A fitness instructor friend of mine linked me to this recently. Does a good job of explaining the common problems with the squat (as well as a useful reminder that perfect squat depth isn't a realistic goal for everybody...). The exercises in the accompanying videos look very sensible.

http://www.tonygentilcore.com/blog/q-a-fixing-the-tuck-under-when-squatting-part-i/
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on March 24, 2012, 09:00:38 AM
weres the url? :P


tonight was horrible for me. I could barely sleep cuz of intense stomache pains and shit. i dont know what caused it except maybe eating a pretty good amount of carbs ? i'm not sure but I want to avoid it. I could've been hungry too :(. it was a miserable pain. :(
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 24, 2012, 10:39:57 AM
Do 30 days of paleo as strict as you can and see how you feel. Carbs per se are not a problem for most people - certainly they shouldn't be causing intense intestinal distress like you describe. Gluten (from pasta or bread, typically) is the more likely culprit.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: FlameofCallandorReturns on March 24, 2012, 04:23:46 PM
Did an awesome 65 mile bike ride this morning through Hilly Central TX. I decided to head to the pool after a snack and I had two back to back muscle spasms that were intense and painful. The inside of my thighs just kind of locked up and I couldn't move my legs for a few minutes without incredible pain. It was really bizarre.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on March 24, 2012, 04:30:10 PM
jesus 65 mile?!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: FlameofCallandorReturns on March 24, 2012, 04:39:25 PM
An Ironman is 114 miles. I gotta be ready for that shit. It's less than 2 months away.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Huff on March 24, 2012, 04:54:32 PM
So I took 5 days off running and switched shoes, and on today's run my mid foot to toes became numb around mile 3.5. I can run through it but it's really annoying and semi worrisome
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on March 25, 2012, 05:16:29 PM
i started full paleo today but i noticed my calorie count shoot way up while carbs shot way down (becuase im a special fellow and tracking it also). is that supposed to happen?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 25, 2012, 07:47:39 PM
What did you eat?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on March 25, 2012, 07:54:43 PM
sausage for breakfast, chili for lunch and steak and green beans. granted im using myfitnessdiary and picking the closest thing so i could be off
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 25, 2012, 08:05:06 PM
how many calories was that then?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on March 25, 2012, 08:07:25 PM
the sausages were like 360
the chili was like 430 (i heavily guessed on this one since there isn't a way to input homemade chili per part)
green beans steak and salad was 468

i think i found the problem tho i had some sunflower seeds cuz marks daily apple said to chew on some after a workout and those are reporting as like 1k calories  :-X
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 25, 2012, 08:14:27 PM
You probably want to avoid chili with beans - especially since you're having gut pains. Huge amount of calories as well. Even if you just cut the beans in half and add more meat, it'd make a big difference.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on March 25, 2012, 08:18:48 PM
i did that actually; dropped all kidney beans. it was meat, green and red peppers onions. was god tier I wish I could share it with the world :bow

but yeah I feel like garbage today but I feel like I overate oddly. I think going from a simple weight watchers diet to this along with some p extreme exercising is doing me in lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 25, 2012, 08:43:20 PM
Sounds good. Don't forget eggs for breakfast. I only eat sausages occasionally - the ratio of meat to other crap is disappointingly low in most. Breadcrumbs, HFCS, preservatives and all sorts of shit are in there. Get the best, meatiest ones you can find.

You probably won't need to eat 3 times a day every day either. Listen to your body and don't eat out of habit.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on March 25, 2012, 08:47:46 PM
Awesome thanks for all the help man i really apprecaite it. Is there any kind of egg replacement you suggest? i can't eat them or i get dangerously sick same with cheese and mayo  :-\

oh also would you reccomend i buy some of the supplements that mark sells ? when i start workign next month i wont have time for breakfast and i would usually wait and eat a big fried messy lunch or eat a muffin so im lookin for something to replace that and wasnt sure if theres a specific supplement i should get or order some PRIMAL FIT

http://primalblueprint.com/products/Primal-Fuel.html
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 25, 2012, 08:53:38 PM
Nah, don't get sucked into the supplements. If you eat oily fish occasionally, all you really need is vitamin D. Protein powder is useful to have around for post-workout shakes or whatever once in a while, but I don't think it should be part of the 'diet'.

Make time for breakfast. Think of it as your workout for the day. People who skip sleep and breakfast in order to go on a 1hr jog at 6am confuse the crap out me. Go to bed early, get up when you feel rested, take time to make a good breakfast and you'll be way ahead of those people.

Get used to having leftovers for breakfast and lunch. I'll often eat say, leftover roast chicken for breakfast while my kid has toast. I think I come out ahead there.

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on March 25, 2012, 09:04:21 PM
thank you so much for the help you should become a uh wats the word private fitness guy in ur off time and charge for it id hire u

i dont eat fish but i got some fish oil tablets i shud prob take those i guess
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 25, 2012, 09:35:45 PM
If you can't eat fish, the fish oil is a really good idea. If you are eating nothing but meat, your Omega 3/6 ratio will get out of whack real fast and the fish oil will help restore that.

Top tip - put all the stuff you plan on taking daily next to your toothbrush, it's the only way i remember to consistently take vit D and fish oil daily...creatine as well (not essential but seems to have really good effects on recovery after workouts with no real downside other than price/inconvenience).
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on March 25, 2012, 10:18:34 PM
ill do that. yeah i hate fish so i don't eat it.  :-\

i think i might try to become a train crew member this year. before i didnt have the endurance to run up a high alititude mountain but im feelin great like I can do anything now. :)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 26, 2012, 05:04:25 AM
:drudge

Here's a quickie KB basics vid as promised, one take, no script. I made it private on youtube but hopefully the link will work for y'all (it shows up for me at least). Questions?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDPJdla4SK8
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on March 26, 2012, 01:40:41 PM
great video. :drool:
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on March 26, 2012, 05:59:29 PM
what kind of weight is that kettleball? that actually looks like fun to exercise with.


after about 2 weeks of running and walking and exercising every day my quads are feeling it  :'(
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 26, 2012, 07:46:13 PM
16kg
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on March 27, 2012, 12:38:02 AM
Great job on the vid, Cormac.  It must be pretty hard to talk while doing the swing for 4 minutes.   Next time you just need to do it shirtless.

Thanks also for the advice on going deeper with the squat.  I squatted today with dress shoes with elevated heels and was definitely able to get a couple of inches deeper.  They also helped me in having better form on the dumbell snatch.  Before, I tended to move back when the weight got a bit heavy with the snatch. 

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 27, 2012, 01:50:17 AM
It is hard to talk while swinging while also making it all up as you go :lol

Did some more at lunch but think i bit off too much for one video
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on March 27, 2012, 02:02:29 AM
How do you eat after doing stuff like kettlebell swings?  I could never eat solid foods within an hour or two of core intensive exercises like kettlebell swings. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Beezy on March 27, 2012, 02:06:47 AM
Serious question:

If you end up having to take a dump midway through your workout, do you guys continue? I can remember this happening to me twice. I just called it a day after that. :lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 27, 2012, 02:34:38 AM
Well, I should make it clear (for those who may not have read previous posts pages back) that this is just one way of skinning this particular cat. There are lots of ways of getting that bell in the air. On the other hand, this is the way most of the Russians do it, and they know their shit (having invented it).

Another one is on the way, on one-hand swings, cleans and the rack. Although iMovie ate a bit of it so may have to re-do the bit on cleans...

After that, jerks, 2 hand swings, 2 hand cleans, rack and jerk.

Tomorrow, the snatch perhaps. Unless there are any special requests?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 27, 2012, 02:55:07 AM
MOAR

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kj4mmionEBo

(a bit got eaten, I'm afraid)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 27, 2012, 03:14:18 AM
MOAR!

bit more on cleans, 2 hand swings & cleans

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_niBNvtuXI

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 27, 2012, 03:24:38 AM
And the last one for now, which puts it all together: Long cycle/short cycle clean & jerk w/2 kbs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mN93TuNYKok

Questions?

Requests?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: FlameofCallandorReturns on March 27, 2012, 07:12:45 AM
Did man makers this morning. Got my ass kicked.  :-\
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Groogrux on March 27, 2012, 07:39:40 AM
Serious question:

If you end up having to take a dump midway through your workout, do you guys continue? I can remember this happening to me twice. I just called it a day after that. :lol

Real Talk.  That happens to me all the time.  It depends on how bad the dump is.  But it hits like clockwork any time I have to do KB swings...
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 27, 2012, 10:54:04 AM
These posts on pooping suggest i've been pitching my contributions a little high, really
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 27, 2012, 10:54:35 AM
I mean, do we really have to teach you fools how to take a fucking shit, come on
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on March 27, 2012, 11:00:27 AM
fuki want one of those kettleballs now.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Beezy on March 27, 2012, 12:38:00 PM
These posts on pooping suggest i've been pitching my contributions a little high, really
I mean, do we really have to teach you fools how to take a fucking shit, come on

:lol
We obviously didn't feel the need to shit before we started. No one was asking for poop suggestions. :poop
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on March 27, 2012, 05:28:07 PM
With SimpleFit waht do you do after the 3 days if you can't "beat" your current level? Just keep repeating the cycle of day 1 day 2 day 3 day 1 day day 3 ?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Eric P on March 27, 2012, 05:31:12 PM
yes
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on March 27, 2012, 05:43:25 PM
ty  :)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on March 27, 2012, 08:09:36 PM
Cormac, can you show some easy KB exercises for the core and two handed snatches? 

How much do you weight now?  No offense but you're so much stronger than you look.  Maybe it's the camera or your paleo diet is really that awesome. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on March 27, 2012, 08:19:33 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ngcr7aFqgAg

My workout partner and I have been doing this with my two 35lb kettlebells.  We usually do 3 to 4 sets of 10 reps.  It drains us really quick.  After about 6 jumps, I can barely get more than 6 inches for the next 4. 

Two high school football players tried it with us and couldn't even get off two inches. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 27, 2012, 08:39:20 PM
2 handed snatches - ok, although they're not used very much. One trainer whose email newsletter I follow says he does them maybe once or twice a year, just for kicks. They're pretty dangerous and it's hard to do more than a handful of reps.

The 1 hand version is very important to learn but that Steve Cotter vid I posted a while back is pretty much perfect - I have nothing to add whatsoever, unless you have some questions. I could show the kind of workouts I do with them maybe.

For the core, you don't need a whole lot beyond the swing. I posted a vid from Cotter showing the 2kb sit-up, which is awesome but NOT easy. You can do that with a single KB easily enough.

I weigh 160lbs right now, pretty much always within 5lbs of that either way. I was down to 150lbs for a while last summer without losing much strength. I'm in horrible shape right now though, not really working out much at all beyond KB swings and shoulder rehab exercises. Would love to do more but every time I try the shoulder pain gets so bad I can't sleep.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on March 27, 2012, 08:43:46 PM
Is there any real drawback to incorporating a paleo diet but without the uh environmentalist and evolutionist agenda to it? Like what if you just get food that cuts out carbs, and the other stuff they tell you to do but aren't "easily attainable by cavemen"?

I ask because we have some sugar free jellos that have like nothing in them :drool:

and i already drank a pint of pale ale  :'(
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 27, 2012, 08:52:10 PM
Food quality is far more important than macronutrient ratios (carbs/fats/protein). If you want to do Atkins, do Atkins.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on March 27, 2012, 08:53:31 PM
theyre high quality we bought them from the co op its not like im some kind of snack packs motherfucker~
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 27, 2012, 08:54:21 PM
newsfeed pls
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on March 27, 2012, 08:55:40 PM
 :)

i wont eat them then. i can't afford grass fed meat tho so im a heathen as it is  :-[
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on March 27, 2012, 09:03:51 PM
that is disgusting
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 27, 2012, 09:04:46 PM
:)

i wont eat them then. i can't afford grass fed meat tho so im a heathen as it is  :-[

I sympathize with not being able to afford the best food, but why are you then wasting money on non-food like no-calorie jello? It's ...nothing. Pointless. Just a collection of chemicals with no nutritional value whatsoever. Cut out all that shit, and eating out at shitty restaurants and you'd be amazed at how much more money is available to spend on good ingredients for home cooking.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on March 27, 2012, 09:11:09 PM
I didn't buy it my mom did. It was just in the fridge.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on March 27, 2012, 09:14:44 PM
but ya ive cut out everything im trying a 30 day uh "detox"? i guess would be the word now. just wanted something cuz i was hungry from the workout and didn't want to go high carb like fruit  :'(
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 27, 2012, 09:16:07 PM
If you can eat that shit but not eggs or fish, you need to get a bit hungrier ;)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on March 27, 2012, 09:17:33 PM
lol ive been meaning to teach myself to like eggs. i have a huge list of things I don't like and the key one is cheese which is why I love paleo cuz it tells cheese to GET THE FUCK OUt and thats already a huge step in my favor :bow
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 27, 2012, 10:08:29 PM
Also, no diet will ever succeed if you leave the buying and preparation of food to other people (unless they are 100% on board, which never happens - family members usually get irritated fast and encourage you to quit, if anything...)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on March 27, 2012, 10:17:10 PM

2 handed snatches - ok, although they're not used very much. One trainer whose email newsletter I follow says he does them maybe once or twice a year, just for kicks. They're pretty dangerous and it's hard to do more than a handful of reps.

The 1 hand version is very important to learn but that Steve Cotter vid I posted a while back is pretty much perfect - I have nothing to add whatsoever, unless you have some questions. I could show the kind of workouts I do with them maybe.

For the core, you don't need a whole lot beyond the swing. I posted a vid from Cotter showing the 2kb sit-up, which is awesome but NOT easy. You can do that with a single KB easily enough.

I weigh 160lbs right now, pretty much always within 5lbs of that either way. I was down to 150lbs for a while last summer without losing much strength. I'm in horrible shape right now though, not really working out much at all beyond KB swings and shoulder rehab exercises. Would love to do more but every time I try the shoulder pain gets so bad I can't sleep.

What other two handed exercises do you think is helpful, other than what you've already shown? 

I remember the Cotter situp but is there something else that doesn't require that my feet be locked down?  I don't have enough weights to hold my feet at home.  I usually do my core exercises at home because it just feels dirty to lie on my back in the gym. 


Quote
I mean, do we really have to teach you fools how to take a fucking shit, come on

start a new genre...

Crossshit

Personally i squat on the toilet seat and pull in my stomach muscles and squeeze on the breathe out. Remember - breathing and shitting coordination are important. If you are having trouble, just try squatting with a stick inbetween your legs. This will help you with form. Remember! Olympic shitters spend a good year with the stick before even thinking about curling off a pile. But ultimately the best thing to remember is to enjoy your shitting - as long as you make sure you shit as heavy an amount as you can then you are golden. No one is going to praise you for just repeating small shits for longer lengths of time. That's not helping your shitting at all, that's just wasting your time.

Good instructions but it'd be even more helpful if you can post a vid like Cormac to show proper form. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 27, 2012, 10:29:47 PM
well, there is one more that I think I invented. Going to be a bugger to get the right camera angle though. Basically I do hollow rocks with a KB held in both hands above the midsection

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzxiORnGYAE

You will be amazed at the pain this can cause, be careful. You think it's fine for a minute or so then your gut lights on fire.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on March 27, 2012, 11:59:11 PM
I've never tried that without a weight.  That looks pretty weird.  I'm not sure I could do it properly even without a weight. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 28, 2012, 12:00:52 AM
huh? it's incredibly simple. Just keep your back and legs straight and rock back and forth. A baby could do it. (well no because they have giant heads and would get a concussion...but that aside, they totally could!)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on March 28, 2012, 12:04:54 AM
I'm just really bad with core exercises that require coordination.  My workout partner showed me this exercise which is like a plank while rolling a big rubber ball towards your chest.  I keep losing my balance and I all get out of it is stomach ache from laughing too hard. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 28, 2012, 12:18:14 AM
so you can't rock back and forth while lying on the floor but you want to do 2 handed kettlebell snatches....?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on March 28, 2012, 12:19:49 AM
I'll give it a try.  I'm just not confident about doing it properly. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on March 28, 2012, 01:14:23 AM
Cormac, did you do those videos barefeet?  I've been doing some barefeet training for about a week and a half, mostly with plyos and one legged squats.  First couple of days, it was kinda painful but now my ankles are starting to feel much better.  I think training barefeet have helped correct some muscular imbalances that were caused by ankle sprains and wearing ankle braces. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 28, 2012, 01:26:34 AM
Either barefoot or in Vibrams (good for grip on a wood floor...).

I just did one on the snatch, should be up shortly. That's about it for the basics, I think...
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 28, 2012, 01:33:43 AM
I never really train in anything other than Vibrams or barefeet, with the exception of weightlifting shoes for squats etc. I have an ankle problem that flares up in a matter of days if I wear running shoes. Even walking around in boots or whatever can set it off actually. With Vibrams it just vanishes, so that's what I wear.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 28, 2012, 01:44:54 AM
For Smooth: Snatch, 1 and 2 handed, lots of talky-talk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27VDZbKlmsA
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 28, 2012, 03:05:16 AM
All the vids in one convenient bookmarkable post:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDPJdla4SK8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kj4mmionEBo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_niBNvtuXI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mN93TuNYKok

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27VDZbKlmsA
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on March 28, 2012, 09:50:30 AM
Also, no diet will ever succeed if you leave the buying and preparation of food to other people (unless they are 100% on board, which never happens - family members usually get irritated fast and encourage you to quit, if anything...)

im broke as fuck until next month when my job returns  :-[

theyre always on board just their thing is they want cheat days and im like...eh nah.

also

vibrams look cool i know a girl with some but i was considering some alternatives marksdailyapple suggested these (http://www.toms.com/catalog/product/view/id/14343/s/black-marquez-men-s-cordones/category/591/) so gunna get those with one of my paychecks; right now i'm using boating shoes which are fucking uncomfortable and since the ground is still frozen (or has snow on it) i can't go barefoot / it hurts to do any kind of running on it.  :-\
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Groogrux on March 28, 2012, 05:08:23 PM
Look into the Fila Skel-e-toes.  They're essentially a cheaper version of Vibrams.  I've seen them at my local shoe store for less than $50.  If money is no object, I would recommend the New Balance Minimus.  They've got Vibram bottoms but look like a shoe.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on March 28, 2012, 05:12:32 PM
ya the minimus look fukkin dope as shit. gunna get some of those next month
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on March 28, 2012, 06:22:01 PM
this might be a stupid question but i don't really understand everything I read:

does there HAVE to be a "protein" at lunch time if i'm doing paleo? Simplefit says this also but i can't tell if they're saying "YOU HAVE TO HAVE IT FOR TO WORK" or not. it's hard for me to find some kind of meat protein to go with lunch wheres I always have like a salad or veggies on hand.

if so, i guess i should look into protein powders   :'(
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 28, 2012, 07:22:35 PM
Salad without meat is fairly pointless IMHO. Especially if it's mostly lettuce and dressing. What is so hard about baking a bunch of chicken once every few days and slicing it up into your salad? Small children can make their own packed lunch...stop being a bitch and take control of your food
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on March 28, 2012, 07:31:36 PM
well I don't know, would it be fine sitting out in warm temperature all day? I don't have a fridge at work and I just figured it'd spoil
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on March 28, 2012, 07:36:09 PM
also you were right family ditched the fuck out of paleo today. "im soooo hungry i want bread" :piss
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on March 28, 2012, 07:39:47 PM
god wish i could fukkin edit

anyways apparently almonds give protein as much as the meat would anyways so i'll be set on that mark

http://www.marksdailyapple.com/top-ten-protein-sources/#axzz1qSRgmKte
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 28, 2012, 08:33:34 PM
Look into the Fila Skel-e-toes.  They're essentially a cheaper version of Vibrams.  I've seen them at my local shoe store for less than $50.  If money is no object, I would recommend the New Balance Minimus.  They've got Vibram bottoms but look like a shoe.

I finally found a pair of these in my size in Tokyo. Vibrams and Filas and other toe-shoes/minimal shoes are finally getting a bit of a err, foothold here, but Japanese men have tiny little feet sadly.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on March 28, 2012, 09:56:47 PM
What do you think of the adipure trainers?  I can find them for $50 at Finish Line with a coupon.  I wish I could tried them first before ordering online.  Some people say to get the regular size and some say go down .5 or a full size. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 28, 2012, 10:02:00 PM
like i said, all i wear are vibrams, man. I ordered the Minimus things 'cause i want something I can wear when it's colder and without having to deal with toe socks but I have not surveyed the market too deeply. Tokyo is a fucking pain in the ass to get any kind of shoes in for me. I can't just walk into a store and try a bunch of things 'cause none of them will fit.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on March 28, 2012, 10:05:43 PM
are the things like the Minimus impossible to wear with socks? I'm guessing Vibrams are impossible, but  Asking because i'd like to use them year round instead of having to revert to some kind of winter boot solution (although I'll probably have to do that anyways because not sure how vibrams/ these would work with ice)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on March 28, 2012, 10:21:03 PM
like i said, all i wear are vibrams, man. I ordered the Minimus things 'cause i want something I can wear when it's colder and without having to deal with toe socks but I have not surveyed the market too deeply. Tokyo is a fucking pain in the ass to get any kind of shoes in for me. I can't just walk into a store and try a bunch of things 'cause none of them will fit.

There were so many cool looking shirts that I wanted to get in Tokyo but none of them even came close to fitting.  That was before I started lifting regularly.

Where do you normally shop to find clothes your size?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 28, 2012, 10:24:08 PM
I can buy clothes anywhere, look at me. It's only my feet that are oversized ;)

<PENIS JOKE>
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Groogrux on March 28, 2012, 11:07:10 PM
are the things like the Minimus impossible to wear with socks? I'm guessing Vibrams are impossible, but  Asking because i'd like to use them year round instead of having to revert to some kind of winter boot solution (although I'll probably have to do that anyways because not sure how vibrams/ these would work with ice)

I think as long as your socks weren't too thick, none of them should have a problem.  As far as wearing them with Vibrams, they make a special sock for them (Ingenies or something along those lines) that have toes on them.  I never wore mine with socks last winter but I never went through much snow in them either.  Just be sure to check the general build of the shoe before you buy it.  I have Vibram KSO's (basically Classics that cover up to the ankle with a velcro strap to hold them on) and they DO NOT repel water in any fashion.  They also aren't really great for hiking (spare me, Cormac.  I had to try.) because of the build of the sole. 

You honestly may be looking at getting a winter set and a summer set just for differences in breath-ability of the shoe.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on March 29, 2012, 02:19:59 AM
Cormac, your elbows seemed to bend more during the double kettlebell swing.  Is that the way to do it or was it just the video angle?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 29, 2012, 02:53:16 AM
on the way down? You have to be more careful to keep them under control, and stop them from dropping down too far. You want them to travel as little as possible. Is that what you mean?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on March 29, 2012, 02:57:30 AM
On the way up.  Your arms were almost completely stiff with the 1 handed swing or the two handed swing with one KB.  With the double KB, your arms seemed to be bending a bit when swinging the KBs up. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 29, 2012, 03:03:14 AM
They're slightly bent for all of those, pulling it in towards the chest as it gets higher up. I think I even talk about that a bit. Keep a little tension in the shoulders to keep them in a neutral position, and the arms slightly bent.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on March 29, 2012, 03:07:58 AM
Ok, thanks.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 29, 2012, 03:12:51 AM
Like I said earlier though, there are plenty of people who preach different things, including to keep the arms totally straight. All of these movements I'm doing are using smaller and hopefully more efficient arcs than what I see most people doing though.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on March 29, 2012, 03:25:03 PM
are the things like the Minimus impossible to wear with socks? I'm guessing Vibrams are impossible, but  Asking because i'd like to use them year round instead of having to revert to some kind of winter boot solution (although I'll probably have to do that anyways because not sure how vibrams/ these would work with ice)

I think as long as your socks weren't too thick, none of them should have a problem.  As far as wearing them with Vibrams, they make a special sock for them (Ingenies or something along those lines) that have toes on them.  I never wore mine with socks last winter but I never went through much snow in them either.  Just be sure to check the general build of the shoe before you buy it.  I have Vibram KSO's (basically Classics that cover up to the ankle with a velcro strap to hold them on) and they DO NOT repel water in any fashion.  They also aren't really great for hiking (spare me, Cormac.  I had to try.) because of the build of the sole. 

You honestly may be looking at getting a winter set and a summer set just for differences in breath-ability of the shoe.

ty for all the help. i'll have to find a near by store and check em out I guess then.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: FlameofCallandorReturns on March 29, 2012, 03:35:55 PM
Is anyone on here into cycling?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 29, 2012, 07:56:20 PM
Can't remember the dude's name offhand but yeah, there is someone who is fairly seriously into it. Don't think he posts in here much so you might need to start a new thread.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Groogrux on March 29, 2012, 10:00:53 PM
After all of this kettlebell talk, I finally went out and bought one for myself for when I'm at home.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 29, 2012, 10:05:35 PM
one down!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Sho Nuff on March 30, 2012, 01:59:16 AM
(http://i43.tinypic.com/2ebcqow.jpg)

WATCH OUT LADIES  :-*
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 30, 2012, 02:44:23 AM
heh, i have a pair of those too. I have like 6 pairs now now that i can order direct from the US

The New Balance things showed up btw - too small. Sounds like you need to order a half-size larger than normal (because it would be just too fucking hard for THEM to do the math...)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on March 30, 2012, 09:29:33 AM
do they look nice irl atleast cormac?



i fuckin hate snow. it's been beautiful the past week which really kickstarted this fitness shit, but now it's snowy and I have to do all my simplefit shit indoors instead of the beautiful sunlight :piss
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Beezy on March 30, 2012, 10:31:15 AM
Cormac, you don't really jog/run, right? What exactly do you use Vibrams for then?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 30, 2012, 11:01:27 AM
For everything else...I can barely maintain an erection when not wearing Vibrams these days...
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Beezy on March 30, 2012, 11:30:10 AM
 :rofl
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Groogrux on March 30, 2012, 06:54:37 PM
For everything else...I can barely maintain an erection when not wearing Vibrams these days...

:lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Groogrux on March 30, 2012, 06:56:38 PM
Went to the orthopedic doctor today about my wrist and he told me that if it hurts when I front squat or do wall balls or whatever else to stop doing them. I told him that training was very important to me and he told me that I can't expect my wrist to be 100% again, that it healed about as cleanly as possible (broken 4 1/2 years ago), and to put unnecessary stress on it is a bad idea. He told me that not being able to do a couple exercises is the least important thing in the world. Is he being sensible or is it time for a second opinion?

I would say he's being sensible TBH.  Sometimes you just can't force the body into healing the way you want it to.  Talk to him, a physical therapist, or a personal trainer about finding a compromise for that exercise/muscle group.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on March 30, 2012, 07:29:02 PM
Biz, buy this for your front squats. 

http://www.bodybuilding.com/fun/betteru39.htm

Why does it hurt to throw wall balls?  Are you catching them on the way down?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Groogrux on March 30, 2012, 07:51:28 PM
I've been thinking lately about getting one of these for help with my bench press and push-ups.  It's meant to help with stabilizer muscles.  I've got a mentor at the gym that uses one and he's let me use his a couple of times and it's really helped me to improve my performance.  What do you guys think?

http://howmuchyabench.net/store.html?page=shop.product_details&flypage=flypage-ask.tpl&product_id=17&category_id=6
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Groogrux on March 30, 2012, 08:03:25 PM
I can see your point of view on that.  The only thing I have to say is that for me, it seemed to give me more momentum during the benches.  It was still me doing the lift, but my speed and motion on it was a lot smoother. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on March 30, 2012, 08:09:57 PM
I keep having muscle spams whnever i'm not like up and walking or doing squats in my legs; does anyone know what would cause this off hand? Im not insured so don't wnat to go the hospital for them to say "its normal m8"
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on March 30, 2012, 08:23:05 PM
I think it hurts because when I get tired I'm not soft catching them every time, plus it's a lot of wrist action in the catching and pushing. I don't understand that thing you linked. It looks like they're doing back squats with it.

It's for front squats. 

http://www.bodybuilding.com/store/adfit/sting.html

I think you should just stop catching wall balls if they hurt your wrists or at least use some wrists stabilizers. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 31, 2012, 12:13:44 AM
Biz - good tips here on improving pull-up efficiency (i.e. how to get more reps). Might be a good idea to film yourself so you can get an idea of what your lower body is doing.

http://media.crossfit.com/cf-video/CrossFit_EfficiencyTips_PullUps.wmv
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 31, 2012, 12:45:22 AM
The takeaways are the usual stuff for almost all exercises, really - keep the core and butt tight, plus keep the feet together. It's easy to forget these when doing pull-ups because you are focusing on your arms so much though. The thing to watch for when you record yourself is unnecessary swinging around, especially as you tire.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 01, 2012, 07:56:53 AM
Must be a bit of a shock coming from 'eat ramen, run for 3hrs then throw 1,000 pitches' eh
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on April 01, 2012, 04:36:13 PM
I hate that feeling of "i just threw away 3 weeks of work" when you eat out and theres nothing primal :fbm

guess i'm in for a 2 mile hike tomorrow so my brain can tell itself it worked the grains off :fbm
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on April 01, 2012, 11:06:04 PM
why wouldnt you just wear gloves mang
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on April 01, 2012, 11:11:21 PM
i dunno i just rather wear gloves and be able to masterbate that nite then not but thats prob just me
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 02, 2012, 12:04:40 AM
Sorry, I don't mean to hate on people posting about their accomplishments or anything. But obviously if everyone treats this like their personal workout log, all the good info will be buried real fast.

I've done the 100 pull-ups thing a few times in Crossfit workouts - no kind of fun. You need to use some fucking chalk!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 02, 2012, 12:32:57 AM
ok, tell us what you had for dinner then
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on April 02, 2012, 12:35:16 AM
I hope you clean up the gym equipment after soiling them with your blood. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Groogrux on April 02, 2012, 06:57:43 AM
That's only slightly unsettling...
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on April 02, 2012, 09:26:45 AM
maybe we should just go through the posts and chronicle all the good posts into one mega post like how somethingawful has their low carb thread:
http://nuclearfuzzgrunge.com/tlcm/

then edit it into the OP?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on April 02, 2012, 09:27:31 AM
and i say that after reading the entire thread from page 1 like two times in the past week
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Groogrux on April 02, 2012, 10:34:50 AM
That's actually not a bad idea.  It gets a little daunting trying to sort through 100 pages for something Cormac said once and won't say again.  :lol

On a side note: went to the gym and they finally got a tractor tire and sledge hammer in there.  Got to use it today and it was awesome.  What a great feeling workout.  To me, it's like a perfect balance of cardio and strength training.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 02, 2012, 11:21:15 AM
Wait, you have to go to a gym to get a tractor tire and a sledge? Are you sure you're from Kentucky? :lol

My friend in Chiba had that in his yard; it is indeed fun as hell, and a monster ab workout.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Groogrux on April 02, 2012, 04:57:12 PM
I can't wait to see the look on the farmer's face when he sees his tractor up on cinder blocks in the morning!  A HERP DERP!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on April 02, 2012, 06:08:07 PM
I don't see many middle age women wearing them  ???
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 03, 2012, 02:30:07 AM
This is possibly the most meat I've ever consumed at breakfast, which is saying something:

(http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7226/7041176491_2384893025_c.jpg)

2 packs of bacon, cubed, and a chicken breast, roasted with garlic and some token broccoli

Personally i think that's more impressive than 100 pullups but it may just be me
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Beezy on April 03, 2012, 02:44:56 AM
bacon, cubed
tell me more :drool
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 03, 2012, 03:00:00 AM
Well, normally I slice my bacon from big chunks...recently I realized that it cooks better when cubed, like above. Crispy on the outside, sweet and fatty and tender on the inside. it's the bomb-diggity
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Beezy on April 03, 2012, 03:11:52 AM
I've only had the pre-packaged strips sold in supermarkets. I've been missing out.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 03, 2012, 03:23:38 AM
Yeah, I think you have. I was raised on bacon from butcher's shops, where they'd slice it for you on the spot as thick as you liked. So much more satisfying than those little crispy wafers that supermarket bacon turns into. Although those are pretty good also.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on April 03, 2012, 10:33:43 AM
isn't cubed bacon just diced ham  ???
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on April 03, 2012, 06:25:53 PM
Wondering what you guys think;

The nearest gym is about a half hour drive away. Couple this in with a $460 yearly membership.

I'm wondering if you guys would reccomend just going to the gym or buying the equipment i'd need for a "home" gym? And if so if theres any absolute basics you guys reccomend IF i do go this route. As of right now i'm using this really redneck setup to do some lifting:

(https://p.twimg.com/AplwjIICAAAxDBA.jpg:large)

but as you can see, using wood for a deadlift substitie is leaving my hands like Mr. Bidness :P
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 03, 2012, 08:11:37 PM
Lifting the bricks would do more good.

Have a look on craigslist etc for a cheap weightlifting bar + weight set, perhaps. People's New Year Resolutions should have worn off by now. Failing that, try making your own sandbags or medicine balls (fill an old basketball with sand). Or...kettlebells. If you're really on a budget, try running a craigslist ad ASKING for fitness equipment. I'm sure you can get tons of good gear just by promising to pick it up.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on April 03, 2012, 08:15:19 PM
Thank you for all the info. Not on a budget right now start work again soon so i'll be rollin in the dough. Def gettin a kettleball though. :)

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Groogrux on April 03, 2012, 10:20:21 PM
I have equipment at home and I have a gym membership.  There are pro's to both.  With the gym, you have access to more equipment that doesn't take up space in your home.  I also really like my membership because I'm more inclined to stick with something if I know it's costing me on a regular basis.

On the flip side of that, at home equipment can be used any time you want to and it's definitely cheaper in the long run of things.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 03, 2012, 10:44:02 PM
I'm increasingly anti-gym just because it's another damn barrier/excuse-factory.

If you've ever not worked out because:

1) you forgot to put clean socks in your gym bag
2) you left your gym card at home
3) your gym buddy isn't going to be there today
4) the weather is shitty and you don't want to go outside
5) car trouble
....and on and on and on...

...you should seriously consider getting some basic equipment that you can use at home. The less hassle it is, the more you will do it. I work out in the jeans and t-shirt I'm wearing half the time because if I start looking around for clean shorts and shit, I'll get sidetracked or annoyed if i can't find any. I'm never more than 10 feet away from a kettlebell most of the day, which makes it really easy to just pick it up and start doing something at any point of the day I happen to be free. A 10 min workout for me lasts for 10 minutes, not 10s mins plus 2hrs of looking for clothes, getting changed, fucking around with equipment, driving to the gym and back, picking a playlist blah blah blah. I even save time on showering - just wait 'til I'm going to shower anyway, then start on the kettlebells.

A good gym is great of course...if you actually use it for stuff that you can't do elsewhere, like heavy squatting maybe. Otherwise, they're mostly just time-sinks. (although it can be nice to get some private time for a few hours of course, if you don't have other options for that)

I have basically free membership at a bunch of gyms all over the city via work, but barely ever use 'em now. Soooo much time has been freed up as a result.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on April 04, 2012, 12:47:32 AM
Aside from having locker rooms that are dirty as fuck in most locations, 24 hr fitness is really convenient.  They have tons of locations all over the country and even internationally.  Since last year, check-in has been with fingerprinting and it works everywhere. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on April 04, 2012, 01:55:44 AM
Forgo to mention that going to the gym is good when you want to lift heavy.  At a certain point, you're gonna plateau without going heavier.  Most people in the gym are cool enough to spot for a set or two even if they don't know you.  Also, if your form is really shit, often someone nice would come up to tell you how to do the lift without hurting yourself. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Groogrux on April 04, 2012, 07:35:34 AM
Forgo to mention that going to the gym is good when you want to lift heavy.  At a certain point, you're gonna plateau without going heavier.  Most people in the gym are cool enough to spot for a set or two even if they don't know you.  Also, if your form is really shit, often someone nice would come up to tell you how to do the lift without hurting yourself. 

This is one thing that I really like about my gym that I'm at now.  Lots of cool people willing to help others out!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: FlameofCallandorReturns on April 04, 2012, 07:56:44 AM
I'm increasingly anti-gym just because it's another damn barrier/excuse-factory.



I hear that and have used some of those excuses before. But, I like a separate space for my workout to avoid distractions. If I was working out at home I'd imagine that I would too easily stop to go check on the laundry etc...

In fact when I'm on my bike trainer at home I've been known to stop early because I could. If I was out on a ride, I wouldn't be able to do that.


One thing that really helped me stop making excuses was to do my workouts in the morning. It's a great way to wakeup and you feel like a million bucks all day.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on April 04, 2012, 08:54:37 AM
Thats my biggest fear tbh. The "why drive a half hour to the gym when I can just do this shit at home" so :(
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Beezy on April 04, 2012, 05:10:57 PM
I remember a couple months back people were talking about foam rollers and how they help fix your postures. Can someone give me a link to one that they've bought? I wanna try it.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on April 05, 2012, 05:32:18 PM
When you guys moved to lifitng and weight trianing did you just drop the simple fit all together or was this in addition to? I like simplefit alot bcause it's fukkin easy (although I somehow mentally didn't read the step that says to do each exercise three times a week, i had been doing one a day) and goal orientated, but wasn't sure if one should be sacrificed for the other.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 05, 2012, 09:03:15 PM
Found this fascinating. Probably does more good for these guys than any doctor.

http://valleyofthesuns.com/2012/04/05/secret-behind-phoenix-suns-elite-training-staff/
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on April 05, 2012, 09:58:12 PM
That was a great read especially after this  :lol

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/mlb-big-league-stew/justin-verlander-proves-not-liar-downs-taco-bell-171811206.html
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Beezy on April 05, 2012, 10:20:21 PM
My question. Answer it. Please?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 05, 2012, 10:24:30 PM
ehh
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Beezy on April 06, 2012, 12:01:00 AM
-__-
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 06, 2012, 12:08:13 AM
I guess no-one knows what the ultimate foam roller is. On the plus side, it's hard to imagine a company being incompetent enough to fuck up putting some foam inside some plastic so I daresay you can pick up more or less any one you find and be ok.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Beezy on April 06, 2012, 12:10:02 AM
So no one here has actually tried this? I guess it was the other place where I originally heard about it.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on April 06, 2012, 12:25:24 AM
Stronglifts guy recommends this,
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0007CHP6I?ie=UTF8&tag=stronglcom-20&linkCode=as2&camp=1789&creative=390957&creativeASIN=B0007CHP6I
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 06, 2012, 12:31:07 AM
I've tried it but I always just use whatever is in the gym. Never found any one to be better than anything else, really. It's like asking what brand of weight plates is best or something - i'm sure there are people that care about that issue passionately  but i'm like, does it weigh what it says it does? does it fit on the bar? ok
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on April 06, 2012, 12:41:52 AM
I think quality does matter a bit.  There are two different types of foam rollers at 24.  One is almost always too soft and has multiple dead spots while the other is completely stiff no matter how old it looks. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: FlameofCallandorReturns on April 06, 2012, 09:58:28 AM
Been really good about being around 1500 calories a day all week. I lost 7 pounds, and thats on top of drinking a shit ton of water. My goal is to lose another 13 pounds by my Ironman.

It feels really good to get back in the pool and swim again.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Skidmark on April 06, 2012, 01:03:13 PM
Just thought i would drop by and say that I am back to the gym. I am back to 77 kg naturally, no gym and protein shakes, almost the same weight I was at when I ended Gomad a year ago. I lost most of it shortly after summer but now I got it back again. I just really good breakfasts these days.

Anyway, I have been smoke free for 5 months and I did my first squats in a couple of months yesterday and I almost forgot how it feels like to have a good workout.
I also walk an hour everyday, to the workshop and back, it is my favorite hour, just listen to music, walk and just think about stuff, you kind of relax and plan things during those walks.

I also remember reading somewhere here an article about running, saying that it is not the best kind of exercise or something like that. I was discussing it the other day with a friend but it was a long time ago that i probably do not remember it correctly. Anybody know what I am talking about?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 09, 2012, 12:51:00 AM
worked out for the first time in two weeks.  feels good man.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Fifstar on April 09, 2012, 09:12:58 AM
So what's a good way to loose some weight (or more precisely loose  fat, as I don't want really want to loose weight) while gaining or at least keeping strength&muscle mass?

I don't way too much (71 ks at 1.78m) but I have a bit of belly fat that I want to get rid of. I've started going to the gym half a year ago, being a total weakling before and slowly but steadly built some strength and muscle mass. My belly has largely stayed the same tho which I guess is due to a) eating a bit more then before and b) I assume that the body doesn't like to get rid of his last fat reserves.

Now, what would be the best way to still make some gains in the gym and burning some of that fat away? I'm afraid if I don't eat I'm not strong enough to do exercises. Would it be the best to concentrate on loosing fat for a month (consuming only like 1300 calories a day) and then going back to eating more end do more exercises. Or to do a moderate decrease in calories (let's say about 1600 - 1800) and keep going to the gym?

Food wise, I'm probably eating to much noodles and bread, I'm trying to reduce that. Otherwise I think I'm doing good. Lots of fat and lean fish, vegetables, red and white meat meat. I also eat barely sweets or ready made meals/processed foods.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on April 09, 2012, 10:56:02 AM
i'm not a expert but

http://www.simplefit.com

has helped me quite a bit even within this month.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on April 09, 2012, 03:26:22 PM
So what's a good way to loose some weight (or more precisely loose  fat, as I don't want really want to loose weight) while gaining or at least keeping strength&muscle mass?

I don't way too much (71 ks at 1.78m) but I have a bit of belly fat that I want to get rid of. I've started going to the gym half a year ago, being a total weakling before and slowly but steadly built some strength and muscle mass. My belly has largely stayed the same tho which I guess is due to a) eating a bit more then before and b) I assume that the body doesn't like to get rid of his last fat reserves.

Now, what would be the best way to still make some gains in the gym and burning some of that fat away? I'm afraid if I don't eat I'm not strong enough to do exercises. Would it be the best to concentrate on loosing fat for a month (consuming only like 1300 calories a day) and then going back to eating more end do more exercises. Or to do a moderate decrease in calories (let's say about 1600 - 1800) and keep going to the gym?

Food wise, I'm probably eating to much noodles and bread, I'm trying to reduce that. Otherwise I think I'm doing good. Lots of fat and lean fish, vegetables, red and white meat meat. I also eat barely sweets or ready made meals/processed foods.

http://www.leangains.com/search?q=Tanner+Maluchnik

This guy's experiences might be able to help you. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on April 10, 2012, 10:02:52 AM
trying to do a diet with family members who are too far down the conventional wisdom whole is fucking annoying. they're all bitching about how tired of meat and salad and how they jsut want grains and how the other diets work better. bs. i tell them "are you eating for fun or eating for energy" their answer "eating for taste" piss off wankers  :piss

can't wait till work starts again so i can buy my own shit. i caught one of them trying to cook dinner with vegetable oil :piss
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on April 10, 2012, 10:03:11 AM
sry i needed to vent
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on April 10, 2012, 11:16:47 PM
Anyone here do the barbell snatch?  I think it's my new favorite lift.  It requires so much explosiveness and strength.  I've definitely seen my athleticism gone up ever since I incorporated it into my workouts. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: FlameofCallandorReturns on April 11, 2012, 09:19:51 AM
I snatch at crossfit, I like it a lot too. Add some overhead squats in there too, feels good.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on April 11, 2012, 11:28:31 AM
i finished a acheivemet on fitocracy and got like 300 props and like 20 new followers uguu~
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Beezy on April 11, 2012, 05:02:19 PM
I watched the Food Inc. documentary a few weeks ago and they briefly mentioned that farm raised fish are being taught to eat corn. Cormac, you know anything about this? Are they considered just as bad for you as the beef we generally get in the US today?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on April 11, 2012, 05:38:09 PM
I just know that wild fish have much higher levels of Omega 3 than farmed fish. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: FlameofCallandorReturns on April 12, 2012, 11:12:41 AM
Question about Leangains-

Should I start this now or after I do my Ironman? I really want to start it now, but I'm not sure if I should really be focused on just eating healthy and training. I'm working out more than 1 time a day most days of the week, so I'm not sure if that makes a difference or not.

I'm eating calorie deficit (usually about 1,800 a day), but my weight loss has really slowed down. I really really want to lose the last little bit of my gut.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on April 12, 2012, 06:09:19 PM
i finished the first week of couch to 5k. i got so pumped i started fist bumping. but then i ate pizza for dinner  :'(
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: FlameofCallandorReturns on April 12, 2012, 07:20:11 PM
i finished the first week of couch to 5k. i got so pumped i started fist bumping. but then i ate pizza for dinner  :'(

Nice dude! When is the 5k?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on April 12, 2012, 07:20:57 PM
dunno i'ma do one this summer the problem is I don't know what my days off will be yet so.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: FlameofCallandorReturns on April 12, 2012, 07:23:26 PM
I would recommend signing up right now before you lose motivation. Also, summer seems pretty far off.

I had a blast at my first run.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on April 12, 2012, 07:27:14 PM
ya i'll prob sign up early next month. ive never had weekends off so i gotta try to get sundays off this year before i commit to n e thin
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: lordmaji on April 16, 2012, 12:24:55 PM
I generally work out at the YMCA 4 to 5 days a week for about an hour or 2, depending on the work out. I've also started eating a bit more healthy and specifically for muscle mass building. I'll be happy with about 10 more lbs of muscle.

It's nice to be fit again... Bama had me depressed as hell.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Sho Nuff on April 16, 2012, 11:03:07 PM
FUCK I just found a pic I took the night before I quit my old job (in December). On the right is me as of now. I want to build a time machine so I can go back in time and kick my own ass for looking so doughy:

(http://i43.tinypic.com/rsbtkj.jpg)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Beezy on April 17, 2012, 01:49:38 AM
SHO NUFF

Plz don't bring back that haircut in the left pic. Makes you look extremely young.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Sho Nuff on April 17, 2012, 02:33:37 AM
Blech, that's my fucking high widows peak that I've been cursed with since age 21 (am 34 now). Not sure WTF to do with my hair, but now that I can see my abs for the first time in my life thanks to BJJ and kettlebells I'll shift my priorities to it
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on April 17, 2012, 11:02:20 AM
u went from looking like a nerf herder to a pussy herder  :-[
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on April 17, 2012, 04:45:40 PM
i caught cellulitis three days ago and my doctor said not to exercise i feel like a fat pig uguu
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Eric P on April 19, 2012, 07:24:20 AM
went clothes shopping last night and am down to my goal pants size

8 months in and I lost 12" off my waist size.

that shit cray.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 19, 2012, 08:39:22 AM
:bow
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: FlameofCallandorReturns on April 19, 2012, 08:57:52 AM
Nice what pant size? I just got some size 33s. I was at 42 at one point.

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Eric P on April 19, 2012, 09:32:09 AM
38s now.
before.  This was taken June of 2010.  It's the only photo I have that doesn't have me covering up my face or body.  I really wish I had taken a "day one" photo so I could be more accurate.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v516/ericprva/4669904903_cdbd9b5f50.jpg)
[close]

now

spoiler (click to show/hide)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v516/ericprva/Photoon4-19-12at941AM5.jpg)
[close]

eat clean and move around every so often.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on April 19, 2012, 09:59:16 AM
 :heartbeat :heartbeat :heartbeat

in b4 demi asks "did your peepee get any bigger"
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Beezy on April 19, 2012, 10:13:04 AM
:bow Eric P :bow2
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Sho Nuff on April 19, 2012, 07:32:42 PM
FUCK YEAH Eric P

As Cormac told me, THROW AWAY YOUR OLD FAT PERSON CLOTHES IMMEDIATELY

Unfortunately my old expensive skinny jeans = fatty jeans :(
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Eric P on April 19, 2012, 09:53:38 PM
I've been getting rid of them in shifts.  I have a bag which contains the last of my clothes from "before" and several intermediate pairs of pants.  It was seeing how goofy I looked in size 42 that made me go buy clothes last night so I'm dumping those finally.

what's really great is i'm seeing a bunch of people i haven't seen since before i started paleo this weekend.  it should be pretty awesome.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 19, 2012, 10:07:27 PM
:lol

I'm off work today and unpacking shit from the trip...just tossed out 4 old suits to make room. It's amazing how long the culling process can take. I can't believe the size of some of these things I'm binning, and I've only gone from XL to M.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: FlameofCallandorReturns on April 20, 2012, 08:06:08 AM
I took off of work yesterday to swim for an hour and ride my bike for 7 hours.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Sho Nuff on April 20, 2012, 02:06:07 PM
:lol

I'm off work today and unpacking shit from the trip...just tossed out 4 old suits to make room. It's amazing how long the culling process can take. I can't believe the size of some of these things I'm binning, and I've only gone from XL to M.

It's awesome trying on some of these old shirts and seeing how much they resemble a muumuu

I need to visit Malaysia again with MrSingh to get smaller versions of my favorite shirts that I had to bin :(
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on April 20, 2012, 04:45:30 PM
do you guys wear your shirts more tight or more lose? i've always kinda disliked tight shirts :fbm
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: demi on April 21, 2012, 01:09:14 AM
38s now.
before.  This was taken June of 2010.  It's the only photo I have that doesn't have me covering up my face or body.  I really wish I had taken a "day one" photo so I could be more accurate.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v516/ericprva/4669904903_cdbd9b5f50.jpg)
[close]

now

spoiler (click to show/hide)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v516/ericprva/Photoon4-19-12at941AM5.jpg)
[close]

eat clean and move around every so often.

Disgusting, you look frail.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Sho Nuff on April 21, 2012, 05:59:12 PM
Jesus christ I'm wearing "S" size T-shirts and they fit now. I am assuming that American S has gotten bigger over time because we are a nation of fatties or something.

WHERE IS MY TIME MACHINE, I NEED TO GO BACK AND BEAT MYSELF UP ARNOLD-STYLE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rp7X4TfSBLk

VHY ARE YOU EATING CHUNK FOOD, LETS GET FEET AND DO EGGSASIZES, IM TALKING TO YOU FATTY
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 22, 2012, 01:00:53 AM
was hoping he would reach into his backpack, produce a bunch of syringes loaded with roids, and start stabbing screaming fattie kids with 'em
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: FlameofCallandorReturns on April 22, 2012, 04:55:36 PM
Jesus christ I'm wearing "S" size T-shirts and they fit now. I am assuming that American S has gotten bigger over time because we are a nation of fatties or something.

Yeah I think so. I bought a few "M" sizes from sears over the weekend. Never ever thought M would fit. I have a pretty broad chest too.

My theory is that the big department stores run a tad larger than the boutiques. So if you go to Macy's the size Ms will be a tad larger than Express' Mediums.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Eric P on April 23, 2012, 07:08:58 AM
Jesus christ I'm wearing "S" size T-shirts and they fit now. I am assuming that American S has gotten bigger over time because we are a nation of fatties or something.



yeah, vanity sizing has been creeping up in menswear the past decade and a half to accommodate our inflated egos as well as our inflated waistlines.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: FlameofCallandorReturns on April 23, 2012, 11:47:28 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/QFBVg.jpg)

From about 268 lbs to 200 lbs.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on April 23, 2012, 12:24:24 PM
wow
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on April 23, 2012, 12:24:31 PM
in how long?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: FlameofCallandorReturns on April 23, 2012, 12:27:02 PM
From July 2011 to April 2012.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on April 23, 2012, 06:50:17 PM
decided to workout today after my week+ hiatus with a foot injury. did horribly and felt lightheaded :(
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Sho Nuff on April 24, 2012, 12:21:21 PM
I'd hit it!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Van Cruncheon on April 24, 2012, 12:45:04 PM
holy shit, gabe newell's lookin' good these days
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Fifstar on April 24, 2012, 01:39:54 PM
You actually look like you lost more. How tall are you?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: FlameofCallandorReturns on April 24, 2012, 06:35:04 PM
I'm 6 feet tall.

I'm sure I gained a bunch of muscle. I've lifted a bunch and have been coin cross fit since September. To brag a little bit, my calves and quads look awesome. But I bike a lot and  I guess I am getting biker's legs.

I did kind of look like Gabe.  :lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 24, 2012, 07:14:19 PM
Does the t-shirt in the first pic actually read 'Pork City' or is that just me:lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: FlameofCallandorReturns on April 24, 2012, 07:24:11 PM
 :lol :lol Might as well.

Funny because I lost all my weight eating almost nothing but bacon.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: FlameofCallandorReturns on April 25, 2012, 10:11:45 AM
http://www.esquire.com/blogs/mens-fashion/pants-size-chart-090710 (http://www.esquire.com/blogs/mens-fashion/pants-size-chart-090710)

Quote
The devastating realization came in H&M. Specifically, in a pair of size 36 dress pants. I'd never bought pants at H&M before, and suddenly asked myself: how could a 36-inch waist suddenly be so damn tight?

I've never been slim — I played offensive line in high school — but I'm no cow either. (I'm happily a "Russell Crowe" body type.) So I immediately went across the street, bought a tailor's measuring tape, and trudged from shop to shop, trying on various brands' casual dress pants. It took just two hours to tear my self-esteem to smithereens and raise some serious questions about what I later learned is called "vanity sizing."
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Eric P on April 25, 2012, 10:39:05 AM
yeah my next size goal is to make my waist 38"

So I need to lose about 3" or so.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: chronovore on April 25, 2012, 10:41:41 AM
New job has a full gym, free for full-time employees. Had my first session yesterday. Did weights. Should have started with light cardio. I didn't overdo it, except for my forearms, apparently.

Ouch.

Ouch.

ow.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 25, 2012, 12:27:09 PM
Quote
Fuuuuuuuuuuuck, I honestly thought that was Gabe Newell.


lol thought the same

HEY FLAME, HOW ABOUT YOU LOSE SOME WAIT FROM HALF LIFE 3 WHILST YOU ARE AT IT?! #shakefist

:lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 25, 2012, 12:28:02 PM
New job has a full gym, free for full-time employees. Had my first session yesterday. Did weights. Should have started with light cardio. I didn't overdo it, except for my forearms, apparently.

Ouch.

Ouch.

ow.

No, you shouldn't have started with light cardio. You did The Right Thing, fuck if I care if it hurts
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on April 25, 2012, 06:51:48 PM
i went back to work today, no one said anything about me lookign fitter or better :fbm

but my feet fucking kill. can't wait till ig et paid and get some shoes that aren't boating shows :piss
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 25, 2012, 11:33:50 PM
Still haven't had any shoulder flare-ups, so tentatively doing some heavier stuff - deadlifts, 2 kettlebell clean and jerks and such. Will likely gain 10lbs in the next month :lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on April 26, 2012, 02:29:44 AM
Why is everyone trying to fit into small and medium?  Y'all want to model for Abercrombie & Fitch? 

I would start freaking out if medium became my standard size. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: FlameofCallandorReturns on April 26, 2012, 10:42:21 AM
Cause I grew up being a fatty. Size 42 pants and XL my whole life. I'm loving wearing size 33 pants and medium shirts.   It's possible to be strong without being big, especially for endurance athletes.

First triathlon of the season is this weekend. I'm excited to say the least. It will be my first salt water swim.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Sho Nuff on April 26, 2012, 01:00:58 PM
What Flame said, fitting into a Small or Medium feels awesome when you've been a fatty all your life wearing XL
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on April 26, 2012, 08:10:09 PM
My weight is 180lbs and waist is 31 but most M shirts are too tight.  I don't even look that big.  I'm surprised that FOC can fit into M.  For me to start wearing M, I probably would have to cut back 30% on daily calories and go on a full paleo diet. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: FlameofCallandorReturns on April 26, 2012, 08:33:15 PM
That black shirt in the picture is a medium, no lie. It's from sears, but I'll take what I can get.

My Waist to hips ratio is .86 which is apparently pretty good and my body fat % is 19% which is acceptable.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on April 26, 2012, 10:00:02 PM
I went from about 10% at 165lbs to probably 14% now.  I can't even see my abs unless I flex.  It's cool though.  Cutting tends to be easier for me than bulking. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: FlameofCallandorReturns on April 30, 2012, 10:37:41 AM
Knocked 20 minutes off my Olympic distance tri time AND had a blast.

The swim start was crazy, we all got on a boat, drove a mile out and then they had us just jumping off the ship like we were parachuting. It was chaos but fun. There was some wind on the bike course going out, but coming back I was hitting 30mph and flying by the noobs.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Rman on May 03, 2012, 09:25:45 AM
I went from about 10% at 165lbs to probably 14% now.  I can't even see my abs unless I flex.  It's cool though.  Cutting tends to be easier for me than bulking. 

How long are your cutting and bulking cycles?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Eric P on May 04, 2012, 11:24:40 AM
Intermittent fasting is really weird. 

I have had one meal in 48 hours and I feel totally fine.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: FlameofCallandorReturns on May 04, 2012, 11:57:17 AM
Intermittent fasting is really weird. 

I have had one meal in 48 hours and I feel totally fine.

I'm going to start this after my race. Any tips?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Eric P on May 04, 2012, 12:35:21 PM
well I have been doing an 18/6 window for the past two weeks.  That means I basically don't eat breakfast, have a cup or two of coffee and then don't eat until noon where I eat a reasonable lunch and the eating dinner about 5-6 hours later.

What I'm doing right now is totally by accident.  I did a normal cycle eating lunch at noon and then there was something about it which made my stomach a bit disgruntled, so i opted to not eat dinner rather than make it worse, so no breakfast and I'm about to finally eat lunch again.

This guy advocates a 12/12 split, but I was find just starting off with 18/6 but I've been paleo for about 9 months before I started, so my diet was pretty locked in and under control so it was easier and easier for me to just stop eating breakfasts w/o and sort of hunger or food hang ups.

http://www.paleoplan.com/2012/05-03/intermittent-fasting-part-how-to-do-it/

edit: forgot link
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Sho Nuff on May 04, 2012, 12:38:06 PM
I dunno how I could handle that, breakfast is my biggest meal of the day. Light lunch then a minimal dinner.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: FlameofCallandorReturns on May 04, 2012, 02:15:53 PM
I dunno how I could handle that, breakfast is my biggest meal of the day. Light lunch then a minimal dinner.

Me too, but I usually work out in the morning.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: cool breeze on May 04, 2012, 02:25:02 PM
is 12/12 basically Breakfast and Dinner?

I do that by accident, just too busy/unprepared to have lunch.   I don't know how you can give up breakfast, unless you have breakfast food for lunch.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Eric P on May 04, 2012, 02:43:58 PM
12/12 is basically you don't eat for 12 hours out of every day.  Meaning that you stop snacking after dinner, really.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on May 04, 2012, 03:11:14 PM
is 12/12 basically Breakfast and Dinner?

I do that by accident, just too busy/unprepared to have lunch.   I don't know how you can give up breakfast, unless you have breakfast food for lunch.

oh where did I put that link to the study where a guy went without ANY FOOD FOR OVER A YEAR again
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: cool breeze on May 04, 2012, 03:18:30 PM
That's not what I meant.  I'm saying breakfast food is the tastiest.

If I didn't make eggs, steak/sausage, vegetables, etc. in the morning, I'd make them for lunch or dinner.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on May 04, 2012, 03:28:42 PM
is there another kind of food now?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on May 04, 2012, 08:23:47 PM
Do they not count sleep during IF? Sometimes I get confused because they'll say like "don't eat between 7 pm and 7 am" and i'm like "wait people eat in the middle of the night or w/e"? I don't think I could do 24 or 42 hour fasts that seems insane to me in like a hard way. Althoguh I love to drink water so I guess maybe you could just drink instead of eat or something,.

I mostly do that tho don't eat between 7 pm at night and 12 PM the next day.

although today i went out for chinese food and got a little out of hand. felt like I was going to barf my insides out :fbm eating bad for you food after eating nothing but paleo for 2 months makes you feel so shite :fbm
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: FlameofCallandorReturns on May 05, 2012, 05:01:30 PM
85 mile bike ride along the actual course this morning. I felt great and got my nutrition plan down. I got a flat which really sucked. But I still had a good time.

Every hour im gonna take 3 salt pills, 2 gu packets that have caffeine and 1 liter of fluid. Hopfullly this will make the run bearable.

2 advil at the middle and end of the bike and halfway through the run.

Now I begin my taper.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Sho Nuff on May 05, 2012, 11:54:47 PM
Whoooooooooa time to cut back on my canned tuna consumption unless I don't want to have children, riskin' some mercury poisoning up in hyah
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on May 11, 2012, 12:36:34 AM
Been back at regular kettlebell training for about 6 weeks now (minus 10 days holiday stuffing my face with bread and sugar and Guinness in Ireland...). I've bulked up a fair bit vs when I did those kettlebell vids, just in time for summer  :)

(http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7222/7174696388_459c81fa5b_c.jpg)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Sho Nuff on May 12, 2012, 04:26:07 PM
Looking good sir!!! :brofist

(http://i47.tinypic.com/nx12ts.jpg)

CHRIST ON A BIKE, HOW DID THESE JEANS EVER FIT, YOU COULD PUT ANOTHER HUMAN BEING INSIDE THESE

I just donated a trunkful of old fatty clothes to the Clothing Bank -- looks like I need to make another trip. These jeans fit at the beginning of the year  :yuck
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Eric P on May 12, 2012, 05:48:37 PM
would
would

i bought some shorts a month ago and then forgot about them because the weather went back to being cold
put them on today and they're too big.

still losing weight even though i've upped my carbs and have had some yogurt and blueberries.  still intermittent fasting though, so perhaps that's the trick;  the 18 hours of fasting nearly every day.  i'll sometimes eat breakfast if i think i'm going to have a longer than normal day.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on May 12, 2012, 08:30:04 PM
Looking good sir!!! :brofist

(http://i47.tinypic.com/nx12ts.jpg)

CHRIST ON A BIKE, HOW DID THESE JEANS EVER FIT, YOU COULD PUT ANOTHER HUMAN BEING INSIDE THESE

I just donated a trunkful of old fatty clothes to the Clothing Bank -- looks like I need to make another trip. These jeans fit at the beginning of the year  :yuck

amazing. It's not like you were ever obese but that's a huge amount of shrinkage.  Time to start doubling-down on the protein!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on May 12, 2012, 08:41:35 PM
i was able to button a dress shirt from 8th grade today  :-[ made me happy. :)

cormac what would you say is the "ideal medium" size for a kettlebell if there even is one? I live in rural bum fuck and can't really test them out so i'd have to order from amazon :(
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on May 12, 2012, 08:58:20 PM
16kg is the start point for adult men. After that, I'd recommend getting a 2nd 16kg. Then a 24kg, then a 2nd 24kg.

But if you are training seriously and not just arsing around, that's a progression that could take years.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on May 12, 2012, 08:59:44 PM
Just get this:

http://www.ikff.net/store.html?page=shop.product_details&flypage=flypage_new.tpl&product_id=10&category_id=4

Most of the ones sold on amazon are terrible
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on May 12, 2012, 09:13:07 PM
Will do thank you very much. :)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Timedog on May 14, 2012, 05:07:47 AM
Today I did 285 x 3 x 5 reps in squat (PR). Last couple of squat workouts my knees have felt slightly numb. Doesn't feel like i'm ripping anything or doing any damage and my knees feel great right now, just kind of makes me nervous when I'm squatting.

Also did 145 x 3 x 5 for an overhead press PR.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on May 14, 2012, 07:12:45 AM
congrats!

Maybe try to keep the knees warm in-between sets (and make sure the joints are warmed up before starting). As you get up there in weight, you tend to take longer and longer rests to recover, which can allow the joint fluid to cool down. Just walking around the gym instead of collapsing in a heap should be enough...
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on May 15, 2012, 09:04:28 PM
Fantastic stuff here:

http://chriskresser.com/why-its-so-hard-to-lose-weight-and-keep-it-off

Be warned: This is mostly about defining the problem, which is huge and slippery. Chris starts from a very egalitarian position of accepting that multiple approaches can work, without sticking to low-carb or Paleo dogma. He explores the concept of food reward, which seems to create just as  many problems for low-carb people as low-fat people.

There is apparently a follow-up post coming that addresses practical solutions in detail, should be worth a look.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Eric P on May 16, 2012, 05:29:49 AM
Chris Kresser is great.  His podcast is one of the few "paleo" podcasts I can actually listen to.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on May 16, 2012, 09:49:30 PM
I also love that his name is straight from a Viz strip. I have 'Chris Kresser, Cross-dresser' in my head every time I see that name :lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on May 16, 2012, 09:54:21 PM
In general, more Paleo people need to acknowledge that Paleo is not a pre-requisite for fat loss, and that it doesn't necessarily work. I don't think you should necessarily expect fat loss from it - just improved health and performance. If you do it right and take care of all the other contributing factors under your control, sure, you should lose fat but it's not a given and it's not going to occur at a predictable rate for most people. That said, I think there is generally more open-mindedness, rational expectation-setting and honesty from people like Kresser and Sisson and Wolf than there is from say, Atkins or Tim Ferriss.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: FlameofCallandorReturns on May 17, 2012, 05:32:00 PM
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/s720x720/542079_10102020887147830_7926076_77279061_495352043_n.jpg)

Wish me luck guys. I've never worked harder for anything in my life.

If I don't finish at least I got that sweet swag backpack. It will be the most expensive backpack ever. lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Groogrux on May 17, 2012, 05:57:35 PM
Good luck bro!  You're more of a man than me.  I'll take on a Tough Mudder without too much fear, but Ironman contests just look overly brutal.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on May 17, 2012, 07:37:37 PM
good luck! That ex of yours better be mad jelly :lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on May 17, 2012, 08:51:39 PM
good luck man. does fitocracy chart it? :teehee
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Groogrux on May 18, 2012, 05:00:44 PM
Fitocracy charts everything.  Somethings just have to be finagled a little bit to make them fit.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Beezy on May 20, 2012, 11:24:02 AM
Fitocracy is amazing for us leaderboard obsessed gamers. I can only imagine if iconoclast decided to join.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on May 20, 2012, 12:06:00 PM
i need to start updating it again but ever since I started work I haven't been doing any traditional workouts because I get a good run running around all day  :'(
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: FlameofCallandorReturns on May 20, 2012, 02:04:22 PM
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/544843_10102030604918340_7926076_77335877_312873807_n.jpg)

Here are my times.
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I actually had an awesome race. I got a really bad cramp at the end of the swim that thankfully didn't slow me down the rest of the race.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Groogrux on May 20, 2012, 03:21:37 PM
 :bow FlameofCallandorReturns :bow2

I'm proud of you.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Eric P on May 20, 2012, 03:26:04 PM
Congrats!

edit: stepped on a scale.  down 10 pounds.  no longer medically obese.  Now just overweight.

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on May 20, 2012, 04:21:39 PM
grats man
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on May 20, 2012, 07:20:44 PM
Congrats!

edit: stepped on a scale.  down 10 pounds.  no longer medically obese.  Now just overweight.


Plateaus are for other people :bow
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on May 20, 2012, 08:10:39 PM
Congrats!

edit: stepped on a scale.  down 10 pounds.  no longer medically obese.  Now just overweight.

How much have you lost altogether?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Eric P on May 20, 2012, 08:14:04 PM
i think about 90 pounds since August of last year.

i don't know for certain.  I didn't weigh myself beforehand.  The last time I stepped on a scale a few years ago, it was over 300.

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on May 20, 2012, 08:15:22 PM
Wow, congratulations.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on May 20, 2012, 08:33:52 PM
damn congrats eric p
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on May 20, 2012, 08:35:51 PM
It is starting to drive me crazy how people (at least in Japan) swoon about how healthy a meal is when a few bits of iceberg lettuce are visible. Nobody would drink a glass of water if they knew it contained the chemicals that lettuce gets sprayed with, but they looooooooves the green, crispy, chemically version of that same glass of water. Gah.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on May 21, 2012, 01:58:46 AM
It's probably Chinese lettuce too - which means it's actually just very crunchy green paper/cardboard :D

Also - I've got to the point i have to have an argument if i refuse to eat rice.

Ah, persist and she'll get over it. I live with a vegetarian ffs :lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on May 22, 2012, 06:59:17 PM
is marksdailyapple down for anyone else or just me
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on May 23, 2012, 03:23:38 AM
what are you complaining about? you have a child
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on May 23, 2012, 03:32:16 AM
speaking of kettlebells and children, my daughter is awesome:

(http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7089/7254285560_bedd150506_c.jpg)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Eric P on May 23, 2012, 06:03:02 AM
is marksdailyapple down for anyone else or just me

just you.  blog and forum are up for me
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Groogrux on May 23, 2012, 10:30:45 AM
is marksdailyapple down for anyone else or just me

Just you apparently.  I logged in to the website just to be sure.  I get all the posts sent in a feed to my phone now.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Beezy on May 23, 2012, 01:56:43 PM
What the fuck is a "vegetable"? How do I know you're not trying to pretend potatoes are vegetables, fatty?
:lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: cool breeze on May 23, 2012, 02:09:02 PM
we need a progress update, archie
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on May 23, 2012, 04:41:32 PM
dam thanks guys
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Eric P on May 24, 2012, 08:28:49 AM
photo of pork pie salad please
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on May 24, 2012, 12:50:35 PM
:bow
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on May 24, 2012, 12:50:53 PM
the box is the healthiest bit, really
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on May 24, 2012, 04:47:14 PM
which is a shame because pasties are FUCKING AWESOME UGUUU
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on May 25, 2012, 09:16:04 PM
speaking of kettlebells and children, my daughter is awesome:

(http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7089/7254285560_bedd150506_c.jpg)

How heavy is that kettlebell?

You should try swinging your daughter like a KB while she holds a KB.  It'd be a great father-daughter bonding experience. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on May 25, 2012, 10:23:53 PM
it's 16kg, she is 16.6kg :)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Beezy on May 26, 2012, 12:34:27 AM
Cute kid, Cormac.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on May 26, 2012, 02:20:49 AM
I do not force her to lift kettlebells, needless to say...she just picked it up all by herself and I asked her to do it again for a pic. She is working on her first pull-up though!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on May 26, 2012, 02:31:12 AM
hands in worse than usual shape today...fresh wounds on top of still-healing older ones

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Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Groogrux on May 26, 2012, 02:45:33 PM
There has got to be something you can do for that...
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on May 26, 2012, 08:28:23 PM
Ross Enamait's stuff on boxing training is really solid.

If you complain about it being too focused on boxing I will punch you so hard
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: FlameofCallandorReturns on May 27, 2012, 01:22:45 PM
Ripptoe says a lot of shit. This coming from a guy with SS 3rd edition sitting on my nightstand. But, when it comes to getting started SS is pretty awesome. After a while though it gets really tedious to do the same 4 things at the gym every time.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on May 27, 2012, 07:43:45 PM
Ross Enamait's site, lots of free stuff, and links to his books:

http://rosstraining.com/blog/

Among other things, he can jump rope like a m'fer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3ioVT_yXbU
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: FlameofCallandorReturns on May 29, 2012, 08:07:16 AM
Yesterday we did a memorial day workout at my cross fit gym.

4 rounds
800M Run
20 thrusters 95#

Absolutely brutal. But I got a free Temp. American Flag tattoo. So it was worth it.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on May 29, 2012, 10:12:59 AM
i've never been able to do a jumprope in my life. it's not due to lack of physical skill it's just that I usually don't let the rope arch and end up bringing it right down on my head/face  :'(
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on May 29, 2012, 10:39:20 AM
Well, that sure sounds like my definition of 'lack of physical skill' but in an effort to be all inclusive and nice n' shit: are you sure the rope is the right length for you?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on May 29, 2012, 10:42:08 AM
yeah I guess it is lack of physical skill  :lol

i don't think i've used a proper jump rope since like 8th grade it's always been a literal rope  :'(
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on May 29, 2012, 09:55:41 PM
Yesterday we did a memorial day workout at my cross fit gym.

4 rounds
800M Run
20 thrusters 95#

Absolutely brutal. But I got a free Temp. American Flag tattoo. So it was worth it.

What's the pt of such a workout?  I could do it but I doubt it'd make me anymore athletic. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: FlameofCallandorReturns on May 30, 2012, 11:51:27 AM
Yesterday we did a memorial day workout at my cross fit gym.

4 rounds
800M Run
20 thrusters 95#

Absolutely brutal. But I got a free Temp. American Flag tattoo. So it was worth it.

What's the pt of such a workout?  I could do it but I doubt it'd make me anymore athletic.

Whats your point? Whats the point of any workout. It was hard and we had a good time. I forgot that benching with the bros at the mega gym is much more athletic.

Quote
'Cross fit' is basically working out without having a clue or having any direction so it that regard it makes perfect sense.......

 ::) We have a few moms that workout here that could probably put you to shame.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on May 30, 2012, 06:19:15 PM
:bow ordered my kettlebell :bow
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on May 30, 2012, 06:19:35 PM
ps does anyone know a good resource to investigate HIIT ?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on May 30, 2012, 07:46:34 PM
weak-ass trolling
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Shadow Mod on June 08, 2012, 08:36:52 PM
Started going to gym. Doing squats, arm/bicep curls, bench presses, tricep lifts (no idea what to actually call them it's when you hold the dumbbell behind your head and lift it up), lat resistance lifts and rows. Feels good.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 10, 2012, 07:13:31 PM
Skip the gym and just do squats pull ups pushups planks sprints like a true player :bow
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Shadow Mod on June 10, 2012, 07:28:02 PM
Skip the gym and just do squats pull ups pushups planks sprints like a true player :bow

I do push ups/pull ups at home. Although I stopped for a while like an idiot.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 12, 2012, 08:29:19 PM
would you guys consider losing like ...2 paint sizes and about 1 shirt size give or take the manufacturer a decent start for 3 months?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on June 12, 2012, 08:36:21 PM
paint comes in sizes now?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 12, 2012, 08:49:06 PM
ya my nose shrunk so now i need smaller cannisters to huff
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on June 12, 2012, 08:53:22 PM
btw, as Eric P pointed out, manufacturer sizes are very inconsistent. Take some measurements yourself or you'll never know for sure.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 12, 2012, 08:56:46 PM
ok
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on June 13, 2012, 12:10:47 AM
I know we're all paleo bros but here's a link that is worth checking out.  Yes, it's Reddit but unlike 99.99% of the crap that gets posted there, this one actually appears to be a good topic:

http://www.reddit.com/r/Fitness/comments/te1rk/offering_broscience_service_ill_test_your_protein/

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0Ag9uT-E4EIL7dFZPZnR0WVZybGtFWnRKNzdKNm9XOVE#gid=0

This dude on reddit is testing protein powders and seeing what is being promised is actually what you're getting.  There are some blatant scams but there are some brands that match closely with what they are promising.

I guess the real lesson of this story is to eat real food for your protein.  Back in the day, I used to choke down protein powder and even though it would say Chocolate Mint flavor, it always tasted like shit because you needed warm water for it to mix well enough.  So if you use protein powders, buyer beware.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 14, 2012, 08:00:51 PM
Yeah i've looked into some especially the Primal Fuel stuff from MarksDailyApple but decided just not to bother. Easier to eat is like a normal perosn.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 14, 2012, 08:41:38 PM
do any of you fellows take green tea or rhodiola or beta alanine? thoughts?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Eric P on June 15, 2012, 02:54:57 PM
2012; the year paleo broke?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/mediacentre/proginfo/2012/24/Men-Who-Made-Us-Fat.html

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Around the world, obesity levels are rising. More people are now overweight than undernourished; two thirds of British adults are overweight and one in four of us is classified as obese. In the first of this three-part series, Jacques Peretti traces those responsible for revolutionising our eating habits, to find out how decisions made in America 40 years ago influence the way we eat now.

Peretti travels to America to investigate the story of High Fructose Corn Syrup. The sweetener was championed in the US in the 1970s by Richard Nixon’s Agriculture Secretary Earl Butz to make use of the excess corn grown by farmers. Cheaper and sweeter than sugar, it soon found its way into almost all processed foods and soft drinks. HFCS is not only sweeter than sugar, it also interferes with Leptin, the hormone that controls appetite, so once you start eating or drinking it, you don’t know when to stop.

British nutritionist John Yudkin was one of the first to raise the dangers of sugar but his findings were discredited in America at the time. Meanwhile, a US Congress report blamed fat, not sugar, for the disturbing rise in cardio-vascular disease and the food industry responded with ranges of ‘low fat’, ‘heart healthy’ products in which the fat was removed – but the substitute was yet more sugar.

Meanwhile, in 1970s Britain, food manufacturers used advertising campaigns to promote the idea of snacking between meals. Outside the home, fast food chains offered clean, bright premises with tempting burgers cooked and served with a very un-British zeal and efficiency. Twenty years after the arrival of McDonalds, the number of fast food outlets in Britain had quadrupled.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on June 16, 2012, 12:04:24 AM
With the NYC soft drink limitations, I've heard from more than a few sources that sugar may very well be the next smoking.  Combine that with the term "corn sugar" failing to take off, we might see some kind of Paleo renaissance in the next few years.

...and yes, you need warmer water to make sure the protein powder mixes well with water.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on June 16, 2012, 12:45:30 AM
Why does it have to mix well? I just gulp that shit and trust to my innards to manage the mixing. Is this wrong?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 16, 2012, 06:50:57 PM
bought a scale cuz was feeling a bit down. stepped on, don't know if home bought scales are entirely accurate but it said i've lost about 40 pounds since I first started dieting. yayyyy. thats about 10lbs a month which is ok with me!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on June 17, 2012, 05:52:04 AM
whoooooooaaaaaa :rock
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on June 17, 2012, 05:25:23 PM
Why does it have to mix well? I just gulp that shit and trust to my innards to manage the mixing. Is this wrong?

I hate chugging anything. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on June 17, 2012, 08:03:30 PM
Does anyone get more gas with chocolate milk than regular milk?  I've tried using chocolate milk as a recovery drink but it always makes my stomach feel terrible. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on June 17, 2012, 08:04:36 PM
not sure if troll
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on June 17, 2012, 08:06:31 PM
Nah, it's true.  Regular milk gives me some problems when I've haven't drank it in awhile.  But after a week or two, I'm lactose tolerant again.  My friend also has the same problem which makes me curious about how chocolate milk is different aside from the flavor. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on June 17, 2012, 08:09:13 PM
. wrong thread
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 17, 2012, 09:10:25 PM
Nah, it's true.  Regular milk gives me some problems when I've haven't drank it in awhile.  But after a week or two, I'm lactose tolerant again.  My friend also has the same problem which makes me curious about how chocolate milk is different aside from the flavor.

marksdailyapple did a little piece about chocolate milk as like a protein drink

http://www.marksdailyapple.com/is-it-primal-10-foods-scrutinized/#axzz1y6RLCVpn
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on June 17, 2012, 09:16:43 PM
I haven't been on Paleo for more than 6 months.  It was really hard to put on muscle when I was on Paleo. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on June 17, 2012, 09:30:40 PM
did it permanently impair your ability to read or something as well?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Groogrux on June 17, 2012, 09:37:33 PM
did it permanently impair your ability to read or something as well?

:lol

Why does it have to mix well? I just gulp that shit and trust to my innards to manage the mixing. Is this wrong?

I hate chugging anything. 

Are you stirring it?  I was just wondering because I use a Blender Bottle for my protein powder and I drink it with ice cold water or milk.  My powder used to clump really badly when I stirred it until I started using that thing.

To summarize:  Shaken, not stirred.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on June 17, 2012, 09:39:30 PM
i give it a bit of a stir with a fork and chug it like it was Guinness. I can down a pint in under 3 seconds :tophat
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on June 17, 2012, 10:11:42 PM
Just sayin' that I don't really care nowadays about what's paleo or not. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on June 17, 2012, 10:26:44 PM
It's still some good info about chocolate milk
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 18, 2012, 03:41:53 PM
These are literally the greatest things in the world


Quote from: midge" post="401769621
This isn't getting enough love. I've had these since release and they really push me during treadmill grind.

They are mixtapes of 80's action movie samples and stand out tunes. More than just a compilation of songs, the mix is designed to follow the course of a film, starting with Training, moving on to the Fight then finally, celebrating the triumph over the rival.


Mixtape 1 uses a bunch of stuff from Bloodsport
(http://i.imgur.com/KLccO.jpg[/timg][timg]http://i.imgur.com/lTWjf.jpg) (http://maddecent.com/blog/blood-bros-first-blood)

The second one is based around Karate Kid. They are both awesome.

(http://i.imgur.com/7z34I.jpg[/timg][timg]http://i.imgur.com/Qnw9z.jpg) (http://maddecent.com/blog/blood-bros-mix-part-2-heaven-2-hell)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 18, 2012, 03:48:18 PM
Also that documentary is up on iPlayer.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b01jxzv8/The_Men_Who_Made_Us_Fat_Episode_1/

If you want to watch it, sign up for teh free trial of Unblock US

http://unblock-us.com/

I pay the $50 a year to watch BBC and Sky and it works great.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Eric P on June 19, 2012, 07:38:05 AM
plateau  :'(

I guess diet alone won't do it for me.  I can't really cut back my calories or carbs more than I already am (already IFing and already fairly low carb) so I guess I have to start (gasp) exercising again.

I've also picked up some weird anxiety issues which can be exasperated by dietary choices.  If I'm feeling "twitchy" my mental state goes right out the window and if I eat poorly during these times everything gets amped to 11.

I think that burning off some energy will straighten that out.  Which is a shame because I've really enjoyed being totally fucking lazy and just watching the weight vanish.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Eric P on June 20, 2012, 07:08:21 AM
blargh.  jogging.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on June 20, 2012, 07:38:14 AM
:'(

homeostasis is a powerful thing, but i'd seriously walk before i jogged anywhere
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Eric P on June 20, 2012, 10:01:16 AM
I fired up the Couch to 5K app and have basically committed to starting over from the first session. 

The program worked wonders for me last year before I started paleo.  I'm hoping that like last year the combination of eating well and exercising is enough to get me back on track.  The whole "leptin reset" thing (man, that dude turned out to be a fucking weirdo) helped a great deal, but that whole "don't exercise while doing this" coupled with the intense weight loss while doing it really helped enable my laziness.  Why try harder?

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 20, 2012, 12:04:42 PM
finally broke through my own homeostasis by really driving on weight/strength training for three weeks. feels good, man, although JESUS my evenings are straight-up DAWG fatigue.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on June 20, 2012, 08:20:45 PM
I fired up the Couch to 5K app and have basically committed to starting over from the first session. 

The program worked wonders for me last year before I started paleo.  I'm hoping that like last year the combination of eating well and exercising is enough to get me back on track.  The whole "leptin reset" thing (man, that dude turned out to be a fucking weirdo) helped a great deal, but that whole "don't exercise while doing this" coupled with the intense weight loss while doing it really helped enable my laziness.  Why try harder?


Kindly elucidate for entertainment purposes!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on June 20, 2012, 08:21:05 PM
finally broke through my own homeostasis by really driving on weight/strength training for three weeks. feels good, man, although JESUS my evenings are straight-up DAWG fatigue.

aww bless
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 20, 2012, 08:23:43 PM
I talked to our old friend Archie and bought some of this stuff today. I wanted something for work outs because I rather drink something than munch of almonds or the like. Also I don't eat breakfast as of right now due to IF / No time so this would atleast give me a good bit of breakfast start up.

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41xchcoumcL._AA300_PIbundle-1,TopRight,0,0_AA300_SH20_.jpg)


ALso, if any of you guys take Vitamin D-3, how much do you guys take and should I take it all at once or spread it throughout the day? Currently I take about 3k MG of Fish Oil in the morning and thats it but right now im taking 1 capsule of vitamin D3 in the morning and one when I get home from work at like 4 PM. They're a 1,000 IU per dosage.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: DCharlieJP on June 20, 2012, 08:29:11 PM
Quote
Couch to 5K


i've went the other way - took less than 9 weeks! ;)

I gained a good old 3 kgs of fatassness back in the UK and managed to chip it down just getting back to walking/kettlebell/furious w2nking since returning to Japan.

serious football tournaments incoming so need to get back to some sort of fitness. I think i'm going to go "Cooch to 50cc" - get my (un)clean and jerk on... Billy's Booty camp... Crosstits... Pair-leo... etc

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Eric P on June 20, 2012, 08:45:16 PM
I fired up the Couch to 5K app and have basically committed to starting over from the first session. 

The program worked wonders for me last year before I started paleo.  I'm hoping that like last year the combination of eating well and exercising is enough to get me back on track.  The whole "leptin reset" thing (man, that dude turned out to be a fucking weirdo) helped a great deal, but that whole "don't exercise while doing this" coupled with the intense weight loss while doing it really helped enable my laziness.  Why try harder?


Kindly elucidate for entertainment purposes!

oh jesus where to start

basically this guy had set himself up as some kind of guru but it turns out that he was full of shit.  plagiarizing other people's ideas and presenting them as his own and saying stuff like "you can change your dna with just a thought" and essentally being a huge ass liar.

http://paleohacks.com/questions/74180/thoughts-on-dr-jack-kruse-aka-the-quilt#axzz1y9tbxZwl

and this

http://freetheanimal.com/2012/05/dr-jack-kruse-neurosurgeon-is-a-big-fucking-liar.html
this one is awesome because a week before he as vociferously defending him

http://freetheanimal.com/2012/04/jack-kruse-neurosurgeon-leptin-reset-and-cold-thermogenesis-controvery.html

http://freetheanimal.com/2012/05/dr-jack-kruse-booted-from-carnival-2012-low-carb-cruise.html

but then if you read his blogs....

http://jackkruse.com/the-leptin-rx-faqs/

yeah.

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on June 20, 2012, 08:48:28 PM
Householmes -

Vitamin D capsules are a supplement to the vitamin D your body naturally generates from exposure to sunlight. If you are getting enough naturally, there is no need to take any capsules unless you just want some insurance (there is no downside to taking too much that I'm aware of).

The guideline is around 20 minutes a day of direct sunshine (being next to a window doesn't work unfortunately). If you go for a walk during your lunch break (like I usually do), you're probably fine without any. I'm sure you've read the Sisson stuff so I'll just give you Robb Wolf's guideliness - 2,000-5,000 IU/day, ideally taken in the morning with a meal containing fat. Although he notes some significant factors that affect how much you might be producing naturally - air pollution diminishes it, as does darker skin pigmentation.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 20, 2012, 08:57:49 PM
awesome thank you for the info. I guess i'll take the capsules in the morning then instead of having to worry about them. I usually get about a hour of direct sunlight a day anyways but it all comes during the late afternoon / night time so it's not the strongest of sunlight  :-[
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on June 20, 2012, 09:02:31 PM
I said this one other time, but top tip - put all that stuff you supplement with next to your toothbrush so you see it every morning. My odds of successfully taking it on schedule went way up after I moved that stuff out of the kitchen. YMMV.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Eric P on June 20, 2012, 09:26:35 PM
I take about 4k a day in drops at night when i've been inside all day (like a work day) but tend to not take any if i've been out and about during the day.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Fifstar on June 21, 2012, 06:37:28 AM
When doing dumbbell shoulder presses, should I lower the elbow below the shoulders or stop when they're on a horizontal level?

And the same question for dumbbell chest presses, lower than shoulders? I don't think I can go much below shoulders there because of flexibility, but still?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on June 21, 2012, 07:59:22 AM
Like with a squat, there is nothing magical about getting them to 'horizontal' - you want the full range of motion. If that is only to horizontal, then so be it, but you should be working on increasing it. One of the big advantages of dumbells vs barbell is that you CAN go lower without the bar running into your chest, so do it. If you are doing a lot of this kind of thing, you should be working on your shoulder flexibility anyway, so your range of motion will improve over time.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on June 21, 2012, 07:41:33 PM
After 4 years, I'm back in the gym. Feels good bro, that pain in the chest :rock

And what do I see? Dudes doing easy reps super fast, what's the point? Congrats you did 3x12 in 30 sec I guess.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on June 21, 2012, 07:44:43 PM
does this mean you'll be doing demo vids for us? :drool
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on June 21, 2012, 07:47:47 PM
I think at this point only Demi would want to see those  :lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 21, 2012, 07:50:22 PM
Doing workouts in 90+ degrees = shit shit shit :(

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on June 21, 2012, 08:02:14 PM
FAO Eric P and T EXP (not to mention any parents in the US)

How Washington went soft on childhood obesity

http://www.reuters.com/article/2012/04/27/usa-foodlobby-idUSL2E8FK71L20120427
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Eric P on June 22, 2012, 06:16:04 AM
anger
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 23, 2012, 12:26:52 AM
http://bcove.me/56h6tkks

Running a half marathon in the morning.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on June 23, 2012, 12:29:43 AM
my sympathies
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 23, 2012, 12:31:32 AM
my sympathies

Third year in a row, man! Can't to wait to see Em, Addie and my parents cheering me on along the course.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Eric P on June 23, 2012, 07:11:40 AM
forgot how much fun it is to go running in pea soup humidity.


Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on June 23, 2012, 02:01:04 PM
FAO Eric P and T EXP (not to mention any parents in the US)

How Washington went soft on childhood obesity

http://www.reuters.com/article/2012/04/27/usa-foodlobby-idUSL2E8FK71L20120427

Nothing is surprising but I'm glad to see my state's senator getting pissed off at the lack of progress.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 23, 2012, 06:48:16 PM
When did they develop protein powders that don't taste like shit? This ON Double Rich Chocolate one was amazing.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Groogrux on June 24, 2012, 02:47:33 AM
When did they develop protein powders that don't taste like shit? This ON Double Rich Chocolate one was amazing.

Just be careful with them.  Some of the tastier ones have the worst amounts of sugar and carbs in them.  I'm using one from GNC right now that's not too bad (I've been drinking tonight, I don't know where the container is, and I'm too lazy to go find it), but I'll probably switch over to the Gold Standard after this.

You don't even need to mix it with warm water! I've been using Optimum Nutrition Gold Standard since 2007 and it's delicious.

:rofl
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 24, 2012, 09:36:41 AM
Yeah im using GOld Standard, mix it with some Almond Milk and ice and it's like a dream come true  :-[
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 24, 2012, 12:21:52 PM
Fabio was hocking his line of protein powders at my Whole Foods last night. :lol

Did the 1/2 marathon in 2:10 yesterday. :rock
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 24, 2012, 12:57:43 PM
Any ofy ou guys know of a site that sells weights for a barbell but won't rape me on shipping? Or know of a decent set on Amazon to get with Prime? :(
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on June 26, 2012, 12:15:44 AM
awesome weather today so I am getting my Primal Blueprint/4 Hour Work Week on:

(http://distilleryimage8.instagram.com/8248c4ecbf3b11e19894123138140d8c_7.jpg)

(http://distilleryimage5.instagram.com/b68c2dd2bf4211e1be6a12313820455d_7.jpg)

Offices...they're for other people. Laptop, wifi, phone, VPN - you can do this
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: DCharlieJP on June 26, 2012, 11:02:27 PM
said before, saying it again

first company that wholesale starts "working from home is the norm, come to office when urgent" will clean up.

the cost implications are pretty huge for all involved - no need for an XX floor office, no need for a 1 desk per employee set up , no need for you to live within commute distance etc...

Of course quality of life is going to be a huge win . Envious of Cormac here, but alas we aren't as flexible anymore :(

<grittedteeth> GOOD FOR YOU! </grittedteeth> ;)

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on June 26, 2012, 11:38:50 PM
The other big change to my working habits is using a standing desk arrangement. It's a piece of piss to set up something like this:

(http://snag.gy/juffp.jpg)

Still waiting on a new laptop with a bigger screen but this does fine for now. It's important for good posture to have the keyboard/mouse at a different height than the screen (which as to be close to head height of course).

Since this is my living room, i have tons of space to wander around...i actually spend very little time at the actual workstation now. If I get tired of standing up, I just pick up the laptop and sit on the floor and do some stretching or something.

And I can set it up and put it away in seconds. Even if you only use something like this for a couple of hours a day, it feels soooooooooo much better than sitting in a chair all day long as your legs deaden and your shoulders slump.

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on June 26, 2012, 11:41:45 PM
There is a VP at my work that does his job standing up.   He has a shelf where he can set his laptop on and do his work.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on June 26, 2012, 11:46:49 PM
Does he use a separate k/b + mouse? Otherwise, his shoulders are gonna be hunched up something fierce all day.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on June 26, 2012, 11:48:15 PM
Does he use a separate k/b + mouse? Otherwise, his shoulders are gonna be hunched up something fierce all day.

Yes.  He has a dock for his laptop.

He says it works really well for him but I don't have the juice to get a standing computer shelf arrangement for myself.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on June 26, 2012, 11:51:14 PM
I would ask that guy to help out. He's likely evangelical about it and would be keen to assist.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on June 26, 2012, 11:54:53 PM
btw, Team Viewer (or any other remote desktop app) is really helpful for this stuff. You can move around between devices very easily, without ever being 'offline'.

When walking to the park, say, I just log on via the iPhone in case anyone starts screaming for me. Or if I need to check on something while I'm at the wife's office or in my study, I can use whatever PC or tablet or phone is around me, so long as I am connected to the main work device. Skype number forwarding is also a godsend. No-one has any clue where I am when they call me, and as long as I pick up, they'll never need to know.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Eric P on June 27, 2012, 09:20:53 AM



So I've started doing strength training and jogging again to try to kick past my current homeostasis and I'm having some good gains already.  Like my body was just waiting for me to start getting out there and doing the work again.

I have tried a few times to get into eating organ meats, but I just can't get past the tastes or the textures. 

Luckily I read about these Uni-Liver pills and ordered a tub of them.  They came yesterday and I took two at 9PM night.  THIS. WAS. A. MISTAKE.  I was literally up until like 1 AM last night because I had way too much energy.  Like cup of coffee then running a mile kind of energy.  I couldn't stay in bed, all I did was toss and turn.

These pills are basically grass fed calf liver with the fat removed and then compressed with a bit of whey to bind everything together.  The pills are gargantuan, like 2x the size of a multivitamin and they suggest taking 2 of them 3x a day with meals.  Also, basically being liver tabs they smell god awful, but they're easy enough to get down with water.

I paid $22 for the 500 count making this the cheapest supplement I have ever had.  Some people report constipation on them, but I haven't experienced that at all, but then I tend to keep myself fairly regular thanks to a really unfortunate incident back when I first started paleo.

(http://assets.bodybuilding.com/store/prodimage/prod_24799/image_24799_450_white.jpg)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: DCharlieJP on June 27, 2012, 08:06:08 PM
back to competitive futsal on monday after a good 2 months away with sick wife. Should be interesting - three tournaments coming up which i'd range from "competitive" to "Hell" so will be interesting to see how my old ass self hangs in

more worried about match sharpness than physical fitness
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on June 27, 2012, 10:40:44 PM
picked up some of those liver tabs, Eric P - thanks for the tip. Double the price here in Japan but still cheap I guess.

DC - what on earth is wrong with the wife? Two months?!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Groogrux on June 27, 2012, 10:50:33 PM
Okay, so what exactly is the point of the liver tablets?  Or did I miss this somewhere in the thread earlier?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on June 27, 2012, 11:37:13 PM
organ meat is incredibly dense in nutrients, and particularly in ones that are hard to get elsewhere.

plus they make erections that can cut steel and last for days
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: cool breeze on June 27, 2012, 11:46:27 PM
The tablet part is new to me.  I know people who eat liver for the nutritional benefits but find the taste and texture abhorrent, so this could be good for them.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: DCharlieJP on June 28, 2012, 04:14:54 AM
Quote
DC - what on earth is wrong with the wife? Two months?!

it's actually close to three months, i was just away in the UK when it all started :/

edit : though just to bring it back from "uh oh" - nothing too bad, it -is- a serious worry for us and has it's implications, but it's more to do with her having 'swallowed a space hopper' than owt else ;)

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on June 28, 2012, 11:58:12 PM
I've been done more cardio in the last three days at Disney World than I've done in a year.  It's good because I've been snacking out of control. My stamina is better than I expect.  I ran pretty fast for 30s to catch a bus at the end of a long day but I was barely panting afterwards.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Fifstar on June 29, 2012, 04:17:02 PM
Did the shoulder presses standing today and barely managed 2/3 of the weight I did when seated. Probably much better for the core but still kinda eh  >:(
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on July 02, 2012, 03:29:27 AM
A little thought, which may seem obvious to most but what the hell, space is free on the internet:

Why you always want to do exercises with proper form:

If you are doing a relatively easy exercise for high reps, it will be very very tempting - almost automatic - for you to cheat on form. When not stressed by a movement, the natural tendency is not to concentrate too hard and just to use the big muscles rather than use the full body. For example, when doing a light press, you might just use your shoulders and not fully engage the core, the triceps, the hips etc. As the reps get harder, you'll naturally attempt to recruit more muscles to the effort.

The problem with that is: You are skewing your training towards the big muscle groups that are already relatively strong, and ignoring the smaller supporting muscle groups. And that means, when the reps get harder, you stand a much greater chance of injuring those smaller muscles because they are weaker. Also, you will just not be as strong or fast as you would be if you'd trained the smaller muscles properly.

The problem of course is that when the reps are easy, we think we are succeeding and think we don't need to worry overly about form. Hey, the weight is moving, right? NO. Those lapses will bite you in the ass later, especially if doing explosive exercises or working with very heavy weight in compound exercises. Use as much of your body in each rep as you can, in short.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Fifstar on July 02, 2012, 04:28:04 AM
Sorry for the noob factor of the question, but what is the general advantage of doing exercises with low difficulty/weight for high reps?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on July 02, 2012, 04:44:19 AM
Strength endurance, as opposed to maximal strength. An MMA fighter needs a different kind of strength than an Olympic weightlifter, since most of their bouts will last longer than a second or two hopefully.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: DCharlieJP on July 02, 2012, 04:58:43 PM
Futsal - i'm not as horribly unfit as i though - 2hours was easy. I guess the walking (and occasional running) to work has helped.

Back to sorting out diet - lardy at the moment and eating some utter shit recently. tsk tsk.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on July 04, 2012, 03:29:13 AM
So far I'm doing alright in the gym. 2/3 times a week in the last 3 weeks.

Feels good to have that tension in the muscles again. Yesterday I did cardio only and ran 5k in 30 min, which is ok.
I'm doing low reps high weight to build muscle first and get some results. 

Normal workout looks like this now:
20 min cardio
10 machines

Almost no breaks in between and I'm done within an hour, its  hard to get good results with weights (especially if you do cardio first) this way but the heart rate is kept high and its a real workout.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on July 04, 2012, 05:54:10 PM
injured my fucking hand so no push ups or pull ups for me :piss.

any idea what I can compesate otherwise with?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: DCharlieJP on July 04, 2012, 09:05:42 PM
fuuuuuuuuuuuuck on the injury bench for the first time in a while - gradual build up.

During the futsal game i went in hard/high for a header and i felt something twing in the base of my spine. It's got worse over the last few days so any rotation from the trunk feels like agony. I can still run/walk etc - but twisting isn't happening without pain.  I can bear it for futsal but i'd rather not antagonize it.

shitty shit piss flaps - tournaments in 3 weeks... the clock is ticking.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on July 05, 2012, 03:12:32 AM
Uh, okay.

:rock
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on July 05, 2012, 08:46:30 PM
I dunno if this counts in fitness bore but it made me laff. I was on Amazon looking for some colognes and this was the second highest selling product.

http://www.amazon.com/Arouse-Rx-Sex-Pheromones-For-Men/dp/B001P4EM3G/ref=sr_1_2?s=beauty&ie=UTF8&qid=1341535308&sr=1-2

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: DCharlieJP on July 05, 2012, 09:48:03 PM
Green Irish Tweed or nothing at all. :bow Creed :bow2
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Eric P on July 06, 2012, 08:54:41 AM
and robb wolf has started a political podcast based on how awesome libertarian is placing all the blame of our current foodsystem on government involvement and not on the actual companies producing the food and using capital to influence the politicians.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on July 06, 2012, 08:37:30 PM
I've been seeing a bunch of grass fed cattle ranches recently.  I wonder if they're on the rise or if it is entirely coincidental that I've been seeing them around.

and robb wolf has started a political podcast based on how awesome libertarian is placing all the blame of our current foodsystem on government involvement and not on the actual companies producing the food and using capital to influence the politicians.

Well, Paleo is still considered a fringe philosophy so like minds attract like and Libertarianism generally feeds on the fringes.

I do agree with him on one thing and that is the idea that vegetarianism/veganism is considered the enlightened solution.  I've seen more than a few times claims that going vegetarian will solve the food crisis that is happening now and in the future.  That we'll all be happy and healthy once we ditch meat.  Paleo has a long ways to go before it considered an acceptable mainstream alternative to McDonald's.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: chronovore on July 07, 2012, 05:16:36 PM
Been working out three times a week, 30 minutes, all weights, no cardio. I feel stronger, and am sleeping better, but know I need to do something cardio-riffic in order to have balance, and energy.

Also switched to a standing desk at work, which is either going to be good for me, or my posture will destroy me.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on July 07, 2012, 09:54:34 PM
Just do some weights without all the resting and you will feel no need to get on the treadmill.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on July 07, 2012, 09:58:14 PM
Fractured my wrist bones/things or thats what my lazy doctor thinks. He literally doens't do anything but ask where it hurts then passes judgement so who really knows whats wrong  :-\.

I asked on Fitocracy for some exercised to do one handed and someone suggested serbian squats. anyone got any experience here with em
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on July 07, 2012, 10:04:17 PM
Almost any kettlebell exercise can be done one-handed, including squats.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on July 07, 2012, 10:15:12 PM
i didnt know that  :-[
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on July 08, 2012, 10:42:17 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g70Z4egrnuk

I recommend 5 sets of 10 with 30s rest
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on July 09, 2012, 03:43:08 AM
I went to the gym yesterday and it was closed at 5PM already on a sunday.  :-\

Now I feel fat and guilty.

Just do some weights without all the resting and you will feel no need to get on the treadmill.

Fuck rest  :gun
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Groogrux on July 09, 2012, 12:52:08 PM
My gym keeps saying they're going to be a 24/7 facility soon, but they never do it...
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Groogrux on July 16, 2012, 10:40:00 AM
I've got 96 days until the Tough Mudder in Kentucky.  I'm ramping up my training program like nobody's business.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: DCharlieJP on July 18, 2012, 10:11:19 AM
ran to work (12-13km) - started around 12:30pm - in the lovely 34C sweaty custard weather we are having

(https://p.twimg.com/AyEA6u3CAAA_Ubt.jpg)

as per Jonnyram : "in what universe was that a good idea?"
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Eric P on July 18, 2012, 10:21:15 AM
so that's what you look like at your job?  I hope you work at a sweatshop.  That way they can see you take your work home with you.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Groogrux on July 18, 2012, 10:25:58 AM
WOW!  That's a run!  Part of me is really impressed and the other part wonders if you're possessed...
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: DCharlieJP on July 18, 2012, 06:03:13 PM
Quote
Part of me is really impressed and the other part wonders if you're possessed...


i am going to just walk it today- i doubt it'll be any less filthy.

Luckily we have shower rooms at the office so i am not quite totally disgusting in the office.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: pilonv1 on July 20, 2012, 08:38:14 AM
Nice work dc. Our new office building doesn't have showers so I can only run home. Managed to do it in under 50mins today for the first time today (~8km).
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on July 29, 2012, 08:46:28 AM
Question that doesn't apply now but wondering cause it will soon:

Once you reach your target weight and fitness, how would I modify my diet as to not continue losing weight or gaining weight, but maintaining it?

If that makes sense. Would I just up the carb counts from 30 to like 100? Get off Paleo?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Groogrux on July 30, 2012, 04:18:11 PM
If you get off Paleo, you'll probably gain it all back.  I'd keep carbs between 50-100.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Mupepe on July 31, 2012, 04:55:21 PM
Question that doesn't apply now but wondering cause it will soon:

Once you reach your target weight and fitness, how would I modify my diet as to not continue losing weight or gaining weight, but maintaining it?

If that makes sense. Would I just up the carb counts from 30 to like 100? Get off Paleo?
Find out your BMR and eat that many calories of good healthy foods.  Still mostly fats and protein. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on July 31, 2012, 09:22:01 PM
and don't forget that what you imagine to be your target weight may have no relation to your ideal body composition...conflating 'weight' with 'body fat' is very common. People tend to think 'hmm, if i can get back to my high school WEIGHT (when i was on the swim team and ripped) I'll be good....'. But when they get to that weight, they realize that oh hey, they don't have that high school muscle anymore so they still look pudgy. And formerly fat people rebound REAL fast. Don't go making big plans to start hitting the pizza again anytime soon, basically.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Groogrux on August 01, 2012, 05:00:07 AM
and don't forget that what you imagine to be your target weight may have no relation to your ideal body composition...conflating 'weight' with 'body fat' is very common. People tend to think 'hmm, if i can get back to my high school WEIGHT (when i was on the swim team and ripped) I'll be good....'. But when they get to that weight, they realize that oh hey, they don't have that high school muscle anymore so they still look pudgy. And formerly fat people rebound REAL fast. Don't go making big plans to start hitting the pizza again anytime soon, basically.

Truth.  :(
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on August 01, 2012, 05:38:19 AM
It's funny how often people get close to their goal (in their minds) and start talking about 'carb refeeds' and 'cheat days' and 'reintroducing good carbs' :lol

No bitch, you don't get to THINK about that shit until you actually GET to the goal, and then stabilize for 3-6 months. If you want to do it right and keep it off that is.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Eric P on August 01, 2012, 09:32:16 AM
So tomorrow is basically one year paleo / primal for me.

In that time period I've lost over 100 pounds, my waist went down 14", my blood pressure is stable (I no longer literally hear my heartbeat at night), my seasonal allergies are pretty much gone, i rarely get sick (i used to get sick all the damn time from a variety of things), if i get cut or bruised it heals a hell of a lot faster, my recovery time is far greater, i'm stronger, i'm faster, i have a hell of a lot more energy, i'm far more educated about food and diet and nutrition and am able to make better food choices, i went from eating every few hours to eating two meals (or less!) a day, i had these weird skin tabs which have started to clear up, and i'm probably forgetting about stuff which has normalized me.

i still need to get stronger.  my exercise (especially my strength training) has flagged.  I'd like to blame it on the summer and the super shit weather, but I think we all know that's bullshit. i look at strength training stuff and it's all just so overwhelming to try to figure this stuff out on my own.  i found a local crossfit gym (boo hiss, yes I know) that seems to not have its head up its ass and i'm thinking of going there for a bit to at least learn some stuff.  I can't seem to find a good strength gym locally that doesn't require me to travel forever or have schedules when I'm actually available (early ass morning).

my diet has slipped.  I've eaten probably more sugar than is healthy.  I actually had ice cream two days in a row last weekend (totally organic grass fed sourced dairy and what not but still).  Last night I went to Mission Chinese (which is god tier) and actually ate some tofu and rice (i think i've eaten 3 tablespoons of rice over the past year before now).  i'm not too concerned, to be honest.  i still keep everything beyond these rare indulgences in check.  i haven't eaten any bread or had any beer (beyond a sip of something the gf may be drinking).

i think, honestly, that my GF hasn't been paleo / primal has been the biggest challenge.  she respects that i am eating this way and so if we go out she'll make sure that we go somewhere i can get something.  it's changed how we eat in a huge way (basically no more Mexican, no more Asian).  she will still make what i consider to be Bad Choices (tm); for example she had a cookie for lunch yesterday.  i wish i could get her to just go all in with me, she's seen what it's done for me, but she has no interest.

so what now? 
I think i'm going to do a 21 day sugar detox starting tomorrow as kind of an anniversary marker.
I want to hit up the Crossfit gym and at least give it a month.

Ultimately I've seen so much improvement that the thought of going "back" to the standard american way of eating is just alien to me.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on August 01, 2012, 10:20:21 AM
:bow

Big news for me: I finally found a good source for grass-fed beef in Tokyo. I bought like 5kg of various cuts. Had steak twice today :rock You guys probably take the availability of this stuff for granted but there is basically no awareness whatsoever of the issues here, despite it being a nation of foodies and meat-lovers.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on August 02, 2012, 03:36:36 AM
You've lost 100 pounds in a year?  That's amazing man.  But why no rice? I thought that stuff is healthy. (or is this part of the paleo diet?) Do you have any before and after pics?

:bow :bow2

Do you really feel there is no room for the occasional cookie etc? Or this like drugs/alcohol for you and you fear one slip might cause a relapse?

:piss I lost 2 kilo in just over month now hitting the gym for the first time in 4/5 years, trying to drink less beer too but it's hard  :piss2
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Eric P on August 02, 2012, 06:09:42 AM
well, if you were eating something that made you sick and each time you ate it you felt horrible, why would you ever go back for seconds?

my cheats have been things like organic grass-fed ice cream with 16 grams of sugar per serving

rice isn't horrible for you like wheat, but it's really starchy and i would usually prefer to eat something with a bit more nutrients.  Also when I've had it, I've sometimes bloated and had bad digestion, so if i leave it out altogether for the most part, i am generally better off.

http://www.marksdailyapple.com/is-rice-unhealthy/

there's a before and after shot upthread somewhere from a few months ago.  there hasn't been much change since then.  a bit more fat loss so the shirt fits a bit better.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Rman on August 03, 2012, 10:39:13 AM
Grats, Eric!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Sho Nuff on August 06, 2012, 03:11:38 AM
I built a time machine so I could go back and beat the shit out of myself for being such a worthless doughy fatty.

(http://i50.tinypic.com/2ug10g7.jpg)

The best part is that some of my old pictures actually changed, like in Back to the Future.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Groogrux on August 06, 2012, 07:11:56 AM
:rofl
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Beezy on August 06, 2012, 07:49:07 AM
 :lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on August 06, 2012, 08:07:23 AM
So tomorrow is basically one year paleo / primal for me.

In that time period I've lost over 100 pounds, my waist went down 14", my blood pressure is stable (I no longer literally hear my heartbeat at night), my seasonal allergies are pretty much gone, i rarely get sick (i used to get sick all the damn time from a variety of things), if i get cut or bruised it heals a hell of a lot faster, my recovery time is far greater, i'm stronger, i'm faster, i have a hell of a lot more energy, i'm far more educated about food and diet and nutrition and am able to make better food choices, i went from eating every few hours to eating two meals (or less!) a day, i had these weird skin tabs which have started to clear up, and i'm probably forgetting about stuff which has normalized me.

i still need to get stronger.  my exercise (especially my strength training) has flagged.  I'd like to blame it on the summer and the super shit weather, but I think we all know that's bullshit. i look at strength training stuff and it's all just so overwhelming to try to figure this stuff out on my own.  i found a local crossfit gym (boo hiss, yes I know) that seems to not have its head up its ass and i'm thinking of going there for a bit to at least learn some stuff.  I can't seem to find a good strength gym locally that doesn't require me to travel forever or have schedules when I'm actually available (early ass morning).

my diet has slipped.  I've eaten probably more sugar than is healthy.  I actually had ice cream two days in a row last weekend (totally organic grass fed sourced dairy and what not but still).  Last night I went to Mission Chinese (which is god tier) and actually ate some tofu and rice (i think i've eaten 3 tablespoons of rice over the past year before now).  i'm not too concerned, to be honest.  i still keep everything beyond these rare indulgences in check.  i haven't eaten any bread or had any beer (beyond a sip of something the gf may be drinking).

i think, honestly, that my GF hasn't been paleo / primal has been the biggest challenge.  she respects that i am eating this way and so if we go out she'll make sure that we go somewhere i can get something.  it's changed how we eat in a huge way (basically no more Mexican, no more Asian).  she will still make what i consider to be Bad Choices (tm); for example she had a cookie for lunch yesterday.  i wish i could get her to just go all in with me, she's seen what it's done for me, but she has no interest.

so what now? 
I think i'm going to do a 21 day sugar detox starting tomorrow as kind of an anniversary marker.
I want to hit up the Crossfit gym and at least give it a month.

Ultimately I've seen so much improvement that the thought of going "back" to the standard american way of eating is just alien to me.

I missed this post.  Congratulations :rock
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Eric P on August 06, 2012, 09:40:54 AM
thank you.

i'm on day 5 of a sugar detox and it's kind of brutal.  Food wise this just means a lot more meat, absolutely no fruit, no starchy vegetables, and no added sweetener.  i eat low-ish carb already but this is harder for one reason; alcohol.  No drinking of any sort.  I'm a social drinker, when I go out with friends I'll have a few drinks and it's usually no big deal.  Whiskey and Soda or Tequila and Soda.  It's just a normal force of habit.  Since starting the Detox I've gone out 4 times.  So that's 4 times I've thought "I should get a drink" only to remember "wait, i can't!"

It gets worse because i have a friend who will be in town for one day after being out of the country for 16 months before she flies right back out again and my GF's bday is in 13 days.  I'm thinking about just giving myself two exceptions and then redoing it to the best of my abilities. 

When I did the same thing last year, I sequestered myself so that I didn't go out at all and as such I didn't run into the same problems. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Eric P on August 06, 2012, 10:04:51 AM
Ah sorry, it's 21 days total.  I'm on the 5th day.

edit: more info

http://the21daysugardetox.com/?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Eric P on August 06, 2012, 10:12:08 AM
it's basically a structured short term ketosis program.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Eric P on August 06, 2012, 10:24:17 AM
ketosis at a very gross simplification is when your body stops burning glucose for energy and instead begins to convert stored fat to ketones which your body then uses for energy.  your body stops burning glucose when you stop feeding it carbs.  your body typically has about 3-4 days of glucose on hand (depending on what you eat).
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Eric P on August 06, 2012, 10:46:40 AM
that's what i'm using it for.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on August 06, 2012, 10:51:43 AM
i hate that im at a point where on my days off if i'm stuck inside sitting on the PC reading something I feel like a fat slob and jus want to go outside and like run or use my backyard as a driving range

oh wait i dont it rules  8)

ps thanks for the help with maintaining weight guys. getting close for me prob another month or two :)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on August 07, 2012, 12:01:31 AM
I read recently on Whole30 that alcohol has derailed more attempts at healthy eating than any other factor reported by their subjects...i'd say that's likely true. Drinking leads inexorably to eating bad food, and feeling so bad the next day you don't train etc. It's tough to cut it out but it helps a lot if you at least cut out the non-social drinking at home. I pretty much have done so. As you get older, your social drinking will likely fall off a cliff anyway.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Groogrux on August 07, 2012, 01:19:28 AM
I read recently on Whole30 that alcohol has derailed more attempts at healthy eating than any other factor reported by their subjects...i'd say that's likely true. Drinking leads inexorably to eating bad food, and feeling so bad the next day you don't train etc. It's tough to cut it out but it helps a lot if you at least cut out the non-social drinking at home. I pretty much have done so. As you get older, your social drinking will likely fall off a cliff anyway.

Truth. :(
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Eric P on August 07, 2012, 02:06:46 AM
I read recently on Whole30 that alcohol has derailed more attempts at healthy eating than any other factor reported by their subjects...i'd say that's likely true. Drinking leads inexorably to eating bad food, and feeling so bad the next day you don't train etc. It's tough to cut it out but it helps a lot if you at least cut out the non-social drinking at home. I pretty much have done so. As you get older, your social drinking will likely fall off a cliff anyway.

I have only made bad food decisions once while drinking and that was to eat some tortillas and guacamole.  I tend to not go overboard when I drink so it's easier to stay in control.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on August 07, 2012, 10:17:39 AM
I don't even drink except when i'm really depressed so once every month  :'( I could see how it would effect things tho
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Eric P on August 08, 2012, 04:39:22 AM
nice avatar.

went out, had 3 drinks, no big deal.

metabolized it all quickly so of course i'm now awake at 4:30 am.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on August 09, 2012, 12:30:31 AM
I read recently on Whole30 that alcohol has derailed more attempts at healthy eating than any other factor reported by their subjects...i'd say that's likely true. Drinking leads inexorably to eating bad food, and feeling so bad the next day you don't train etc. It's tough to cut it out but it helps a lot if you at least cut out the non-social drinking at home. I pretty much have done so. As you get older, your social drinking will likely fall off a cliff anyway.

I know quoting berkhan is overrated, but dude has some good things to say on this particular subject

http://www.leangains.com/2010/07/truth-about-alcohol-fat-loss-and-muscle.html

That's all good info but his 'drink-while-losing body fat-routine' looks harder to me than just not drinking. I can lose carbs or fat from my meals, one or the other. Just lean protein? I mean, it's basically what he always advises but if anyone here has done it and stuck to it long enough to really get results, feel free to speak up...

The danger is that people will skim the article and conclude 'moderate drinking - not a problem! gargle gargle gargle' - I could feel my fingers twitching for the wine as I read it :lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on August 09, 2012, 01:54:59 AM
child please
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Van Cruncheon on August 09, 2012, 02:28:31 PM
moderate drinking - not a problem! gargle gargle gargle

JUST THE ENABLEMENT I NEEDED TODAY! OFF TO THE BAR FOR A LIQUID LUNCH, THANKS CORMAC
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Eric P on August 16, 2012, 09:29:48 AM
Two weeks in and I've lost an inch of my waistline.  I think this "reset" has been pretty positive overall.  I wasn't aware of how much i'd been justifying my consumption of things like fruit and honey and the like until I had to actively cut it all out.  The "no dairy" thing was rough but that's somewhat normalized as well.  I'm prepping kefir grains for my own kefir currently but it will be a week before the grains are ready to use.

I found some of my old clothes in a rarely opened drawer and amused myself but putting on the XXL clothing before work today and it was fairly comical.  One of the shirts I could only wear in winter because I had to leave two of the buttons undone and under a sweater for the shirt to "fit."  I also realized that I'd need to buy all new winter clothing.  That should be fun.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on August 17, 2012, 02:30:35 AM
Get the Nom Nom Paleo app everybody, totally worth it. Droolworthy, healthy food
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Eric P on August 17, 2012, 05:46:50 AM
she was just in new york before the ahs and she did a series of nyc restaurants, many of which i had never heard of....until i checked out the menus and saw the prices.  jesus.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Eric P on August 17, 2012, 07:23:34 AM
http://www.economist.com/blogs/democracyinamerica/2012/08/obesity

Quote
A country that can't think of a vision of public life beyond freedom of individual choice, including the individual choice to watch TV and eat a Big Mac, is not going to be able to craft public policies that encourage people to exercise and eat right


whelp
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on August 17, 2012, 09:44:01 AM
Paleo is the diet of privilege in urban America, and will likely remain so. Sucks, but given the history of dietary legislation, I understand the resistance. The biggest problem is of course the lobbyists...the actual scientific validity of the case barely matters there....

On the other hand, a coworker read a Sisson article I sent him on doping (after chatting about the Olympics), clicked through to the main page and has now gone fully Primal. Baby steps.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Groogrux on August 17, 2012, 11:15:22 AM
Have you guys signed up on the Ancestral Weight Loss Registry yet?  They're trying to get enough people to validate to the physicians, government, and general public that this is a valid diet and lifestyle.

http://www.awlr.org/join.html (http://www.awlr.org/join.html)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Diunx on August 17, 2012, 01:36:10 PM
Started the gym two days ago and the pain is fucking killing me!!! I can barely wipe my own ass :'(
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on August 19, 2012, 01:45:50 PM
http://blogs.wsj.com/health/2012/08/14/nudging-patients-to-ward-off-diabetes/?mod=e2tw

TL;DR edition: 1 in 3 American adults are pre-diabetic

Which is funny because when I was 18, I was told I was pre-diabetic and it wasn't until about a year later before I started changing my dietary habits. 

Don't be this guy:

(http://i.imgur.com/YSuDl.jpg)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Beezy on August 21, 2012, 05:33:07 PM
I finally did 30 pull ups in one set early this morning! :punch

Dropped to 20 then 15 on the following sets, but I'm still proud of myself. Back soreness is starting to set in. :-\
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Beezy on August 21, 2012, 05:36:01 PM
You? Really? Maybe I'm lighter than you? Or maybe my form isn't completely correct since I'm doing them on a door frame pull up bar (Iron Gym).
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on August 21, 2012, 05:51:08 PM
I can't tell if it's just a down period or what, but is there ever any depression associated with getting fit or the paleo diet? I tried asking my doctor and he laughed it off and perscribed me a dieretic (hydrochlorot) so I guess yay for the extra 3 pounds lost but I'm feeling like dog shit emotional wise and I can't expalin it.  :-\
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Mupepe on August 21, 2012, 06:02:05 PM
I can't tell if it's just a down period or what, but is there ever any depression associated with getting fit or the paleo diet? I tried asking my doctor and he laughed it off and perscribed me a dieretic (hydrochlorot) so I guess yay for the extra 3 pounds lost but I'm feeling like dog shit emotional wise and I can't expalin it.  :-\
Eating at a caloric deficit has been known to cause this.  Your body wants to be the weight it considers normal.  The weight you've been for the past however many years.  It's stressed out.  It will pass.  Eat at maintenance for a while and see if you feel better or just push through and wait for it to pass.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on August 21, 2012, 06:05:25 PM
Cool thank you. I've really never felt this down and its weird because it's dumb shit.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on August 21, 2012, 09:46:30 PM
yay Beezy :rock

I did 8 straight L-sit pull-ups yesterday, think that's a PB or at least a number i haven't hit in a while. Not wildly impressive I know but you take what you can get at my age
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Beezy on August 21, 2012, 10:22:28 PM
L- sit pull ups? I'll try them out. I'm guessing it strengthens your core? I need that.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on August 21, 2012, 10:25:07 PM
yeah - the trick is keeping the core super-tight while keeping the upper body relatively relaxed. Breathe in hard as you start up. I'm sure you won't have much trouble beating 8 :lol

I haven't done them in ages but they're awesome. The weather is right now for working on pull-ups outdoors :) I took my laptop down to the local sports ground yesterday and did sets of pull-ups and other stuff while working, was a fun day.

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Beezy on August 21, 2012, 10:43:41 PM
Keeping my legs straight out while doing pull ups? Nah, I don't think that'll be easy for me. :lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on August 22, 2012, 01:39:33 AM
Just did 10 :lol

Amazing how a bit of public scrutiny improves performance. I miss the days when I had a bunch of people competing with me and posting results to our blog...everyone was always surprised how much of a factor motivation is.

Anyway, L-sits are a great exercise for a doorway pull-up bar, even without doing L-sit pull-ups. Just holding the L position for as long as possible is really good for the core. Good for grip strength too. The closer you can get to 90 degrees (or higher), the better. Get someone to take pics from the side if you can to check...it's really tough to tell yourself what position you're in.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Beezy on August 23, 2012, 04:13:57 PM
I just did 10 L-sit pull-ups without evening thinking about it, pussy.
Challenge accepted. :maf
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Skidmark on August 23, 2012, 09:31:57 PM
I showed up at the gym last week to find out that i didn't have my gym shoes in the bag so I took of my socks off, washed my feet and worked out anyway barefoot. I didn't get a lot of stares but i was very self conscious and felt very out of place.

Just curious, what do you guys think of people who workout at the gym barefoot? do you get disgusted or do you just not really care?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on August 23, 2012, 09:54:17 PM
Sounds like a good way to get athlete's foot to me.

I had athlete's foot in 7th grade and it was a month of agony.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on August 23, 2012, 10:52:10 PM
I've done it many times but in an actual gym, the staff are liable to give you shit about it - they have insurance rules stating everyone has to wear shoes in case people sue if drop shit on their feet or whatever.

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Groogrux on August 24, 2012, 08:52:55 AM
My gym is really anal about wearing shoes.  They also have a no-chalk or talc rule there.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Groogrux on August 24, 2012, 09:30:04 AM
It's a Powerhouse Gym.  From what I understand, it's part of a big chain similar to Urban Active.

Other than those two rules, which I can understand where they are coming from on both of them, it's a nice place.  Lot's of options to choose from and classes to take for free if you so desire.

The shoe rule is universal.  The no-chalk rule was implemented because so many of the people there don't clean up after themselves (I sometimes feel like the only person who does, and I wipe the equipment down before and after I use it) and chalk and talc were getting all over the place.  The owner told me it was getting so bad that they started finding it clumped up on the treadmills UPSTAIRS with all the other cardio machines away from the lifting equipment downstairs.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Groogrux on August 25, 2012, 10:57:21 AM
Better than no place at all.  There are only two other options where I live.  A gym that is based in a church with equipment that is a joke, and a personal trainer's studio that is by appointment only.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Beezy on August 25, 2012, 06:50:05 PM
I just did 10 L-sit pull-ups without evening thinking about it, pussy.
13  :pimp
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Beezy on August 26, 2012, 08:41:51 AM
 :lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on August 30, 2012, 12:52:24 AM
Yikes...lay in some fat stores too! That shit sounds like no fun at all.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Groogrux on August 30, 2012, 01:11:12 AM
Except for the fact that when he gets done, he'll be a fucking Ranger.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on August 31, 2012, 03:36:25 AM
That explains a tweet from Coach Mike Rutherford the other day: '6 WHOLE FUCKING PULL-UPS!'
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on August 31, 2012, 03:41:18 AM
I move to a new flat and now my super cheap (30 bucks a month) gym is too far away.

Just went for my first run outside, despite what my friends claimed its harder to run outside then on a mill (they claim its standing in place basicly) I did just fine. Despite the elevation and strong winds I ran within 15 seconds of my PB on a 5km run.

@ You're gonna be a Ranger? Bad ass man!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on August 31, 2012, 08:08:50 PM
Now that I only work Part Time and have to juggle school I decided to take up hiking. I went for a little bit yesterday just to see if I could do it and I totally could, albeit it'd be rough. So i'm planning on going for my first hike in like 10 years on sunday.  :-[

And as long as I don't hit a plateau next week will make 100 lbs lost in 7 months  :-[ :-[ :-[
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on August 31, 2012, 09:11:03 PM
motherfucking WHAT? :bow
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on September 03, 2012, 01:40:49 PM
just came back from a hike.

[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Frhe5DIntYY&list=UU6MCZSyWavLhfXMX7TC2ZEg&index=1&feature=plcp[/video]

i had to do some trailblazing. when i was lucky the path was clear like this
(http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/546473_4622927174353_1655558310_n.jpg)
most of the time it was like this
(http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/526360_4622929294406_165440364_n.jpg)
but it was worth it for sights like this
(http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/284565_4622920854195_185220909_n.jpg)

except once I got about 1.6 miles in I saw this scary looking campsite. the fire was still going and there was a spooky lantern. looked like someone was just hiding out there.

(http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/251551_4622945454810_1828243791_n.jpg)

this was in the middle of no weres. it was creepy as im sure the guy lived in the woods and the fire still smelt :qq

overall it aws fun. nothing intense like a mountain hike but had to do some climbing and maneuvering which was always my favorite part anyways. :) thanks for reading
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Eric P on September 03, 2012, 02:11:34 PM
i love hiking and i really miss it

stupid new york

anyway i now fit into size L Gap clothing and size M Old Navy clothing.

still working to get that waistline to 35 inches though.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on September 03, 2012, 02:14:44 PM
i'm lucky that I live in the white mountains of NH so I can just pick a trail and go; except i'mn still very shy and won't go hiking if I see people on the trails  :-[ .

also congrats on the downgrade in size!!!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: FlameofCallandorReturns on September 04, 2012, 07:57:29 PM
I've been slacking since my Ironman. I've yet to break the 3 hour mark for an olympic triathlon. My goals this year are to get sub 13 hours in IM arizona in November. And then sometime in the spring run a sub 4:30 marathon.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: FlameofCallandorReturns on September 04, 2012, 07:59:51 PM
Now that I only work Part Time and have to juggle school I decided to take up hiking. I went for a little bit yesterday just to see if I could do it and I totally could, albeit it'd be rough. So i'm planning on going for my first hike in like 10 years on sunday.  :-[

And as long as I don't hit a plateau next week will make 100 lbs lost in 7 months  :-[ :-[ :-[

Jesus dude, Thats fucking amazing!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Lan on September 04, 2012, 08:09:05 PM
are the work outs on this channel good?

http://www.youtube.com/user/FitnessBlender (http://www.youtube.com/user/FitnessBlender)

I was thinking about trying these.

I currently do the track and gym. Sometimes I do Zumba but its on Wii and it feels kind of ghetto.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on September 05, 2012, 02:42:08 PM
Now that I only work Part Time and have to juggle school I decided to take up hiking. I went for a little bit yesterday just to see if I could do it and I totally could, albeit it'd be rough. So i'm planning on going for my first hike in like 10 years on sunday.  :-[

And as long as I don't hit a plateau next week will make 100 lbs lost in 7 months  :-[ :-[ :-[

Jesus dude, Thats fucking amazing!

Thanks. Couldn't have done itw ithout you guys and reading Eric P's posts of progress.  :-[

I decided to try a mountain hike today. lol didn't get far. I accidentally picked one of the hardest trails up here tho so i'ma try another trail maybe tomorrow thats easier. the trail got steep FAST.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on September 05, 2012, 02:42:47 PM
are the work outs on this channel good?

http://www.youtube.com/user/FitnessBlender (http://www.youtube.com/user/FitnessBlender)

I was thinking about trying these.

I currently do the track and gym. Sometimes I do Zumba but its on Wii and it feels kind of ghetto.

im not a expert but all i've done until recently when iu've taking up "hiking" is this program:

http://www.simplefit.org/

and I would run / walk on days. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Lan on September 05, 2012, 05:46:55 PM
are the work outs on this channel good?

http://www.youtube.com/user/FitnessBlender (http://www.youtube.com/user/FitnessBlender)

I was thinking about trying these.

I currently do the track and gym. Sometimes I do Zumba but its on Wii and it feels kind of ghetto.

im not a expert but all i've done until recently when iu've taking up "hiking" is this program:

http://www.simplefit.org/

and I would run / walk on days.

I'm trying to work out four times a week. Interesting how they list only three times.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on September 05, 2012, 09:49:20 PM
are the work outs on this channel good?

http://www.youtube.com/user/FitnessBlender (http://www.youtube.com/user/FitnessBlender)

I was thinking about trying these.

I currently do the track and gym. Sometimes I do Zumba but its on Wii and it feels kind of ghetto.

im not a expert but all i've done until recently when iu've taking up "hiking" is this program:

http://www.simplefit.org/

and I would run / walk on days. 

Let's not forget diet - you made big changes there, right?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on September 05, 2012, 11:39:28 PM
are the work outs on this channel good?

http://www.youtube.com/user/FitnessBlender (http://www.youtube.com/user/FitnessBlender)

I was thinking about trying these.

I currently do the track and gym. Sometimes I do Zumba but its on Wii and it feels kind of ghetto.

im not a expert but all i've done until recently when iu've taking up "hiking" is this program:

http://www.simplefit.org/

and I would run / walk on days. 

Let's not forget diet - you made big changes there, right?

ya went mostly paleo and cut out p much all carbs except for some things. no snacking and I fast between 7 PM and 12 PM the next day which I think is helping alot (I hope)

basically my 80% paleo means I enjoy these things:
bbq sauce in moderation
some salad dressings
non grass fed meats (im a poor can't afford it for a family of 3)
gum

i've become addicted to gum as it's kinda taken over my snacking and such. whenever I get hungry I'll just pop in a piece of gum and be fine again. I dunno if thats smart or w/e but it works
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: ToxicAdam on September 06, 2012, 12:38:08 AM
Well, I just tried a practice Ranger Physical Fitness Test. No go. I'm more than fine in push-ups, sit-ups, and chin-ups, but I need to drop my five mile run time by ten minutes in five weeks. Fuck me.

Oh shit, you have to average a 7.5 minutes per mile? Ouch.

I feel pleased when I break 30 minutes on a 3 mile run. :p
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on September 06, 2012, 03:59:55 AM
Yeah, this is why rangers end up being scrawny little dudes (according to all the Jack Reacher books I read anyway :lol). The strength demands are pretty minimal but the endurance hazing is just too much for most bigger dudes who have to lug more poundage over all those miles with all that weight on their back.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Skidmark on September 06, 2012, 06:12:40 PM
Here is a funny coincidence!

Last time i was here i asked about working out barefoot at the gym and i became aware of athlete's foot and similar infections. Since then I have started mma at this dojo where everyone works out and  rolls barefoot. Last time I was there we had a sparring session. I was really excited and I was all over the place but after a while i noticed some pain right right under my right foot's big toe. I seem to have cut my self somehow with my weird foot work. I think i might have stretched the skin under my toe a bit too much by jumping in and out of range with my opponents.

Do not press this link if you do not want to see a pic of my foot.
http://i.imgur.com/3UJkF.jpg

I am pretty sure it is not an infection but i do not know what to do about it when Saturday comes and it's to workout again. should i tie it up with something? should i use my whole foot instead of just my toes for footwork? It's not really that big of a deal but it's kind of a pain in the ass.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Yoritomo on September 07, 2012, 01:28:28 PM
I wear New Balance Minimus shoes at the gym. They're great for squats or deadlifts. The minimus 0 series specifically has no drop between heel and toe.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on September 07, 2012, 01:33:31 PM
minimus are fucking awesome
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on September 07, 2012, 09:46:31 PM
yeah, those things are great...I wear them everywhere when I don't want the stares you get from wearing Vibrams (which are still more comfy but there isn't much of a compromise with the Minimus). Haven't used them much for training but I see no reason not to use them for deadlifts etc, though weightlifting shoes with a heel are always going to be better for squats.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on September 07, 2012, 09:47:49 PM
the 1 thing they aren't good for is walking on rocky surfaces because theres no hard sole so you'll get hurt. theyre amazing for hiking tho, and if they get wet they'll literally dry out  5 mintues later. I should prob get another pair
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on September 08, 2012, 12:41:19 AM
A friend gave me a copy of this Carb Back-Loading ebook, so I am investigating now. Some interesting stuff in there, most of it seems pretty solid. If you are desperately searching for a way to rationalize eating high-carb junk every day, this may be for you.

I've been adding fat to my morning coffee(s) for a while now, since it satiates you a fair bit and helps extend the fat-burning period after sleep. I often don't eat 'til 1-2pm but it's pretty easy to manage since my work is pretty sedentary (the 'pretty' is 'cause I have a standing desk...but I don't need to move a whole lot). Usually, I add some non-salted butter and froth it up - it makes a fairly convincing cappuccino. This book has a couple of interesting variations on it - coconut oil (which I've also used - doesn't taste anywhere near as good as butter though), whey isolate, coconut milk. A couple of those would get you through the morning/early afternoon pretty damn well, I think. I'm going to give it a shot for a week or two I think.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Eric P on September 08, 2012, 09:13:04 AM
I was doing the whole fat in my coffee thing, but eh, personally i just dropped the fat and just use black coffee and have continued to skip breakfast for the most part.  IF is doing well for me
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on September 08, 2012, 09:55:08 AM
hmm interesting. I used to put in almond milk in mine in the morning but I went to black with a squirt or 2 of EZ SWEET sweetener. perhaps ill drop that and try almond milk again

oh and course right when I say "if I don't hit a plateau" I hit a plateau  :lol  :(
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: ToxicAdam on September 08, 2012, 10:57:19 AM
Weighed in at 188 this morning after running my first 5k run ever. That's 43 lbs lost after 4 months. Just 8 more to go.

My 5k time was 30.08. Not my best, but the weather was shit.

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Beezy on September 08, 2012, 11:19:47 AM
You've been doing paleo/primal too, Toxic?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on September 08, 2012, 11:30:33 AM
Weighed in at 188 this morning after running my first 5k run ever. That's 43 lbs lost after 4 months. Just 8 more to go.

My 5k time was 30.08. Not my best, but the weather was shit.


:bow grats man
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on September 08, 2012, 02:09:59 PM
http://www.mapmywalk.com/routes/view/134023429

i went way further on my key hiking trail today. I lucked out - beautiful, windy, saturday no one there so I could hike in shame :). but I turned down a bit in cuz lol that trail is fucking hard and long
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: DCharlieJP on September 08, 2012, 05:33:39 PM
two moments of horror yesterday -

ever since i got back from the UK i've just been in a "ah fuck it" attitude. Diet largely gone to shit, but still not drinking, walking or running to work each day, 2hrs futsal bi-weekly etc - so fitness seems fine. I was aware i was getting a "little out of shape"...

but fuck me... yesterday i had to go to a wedding. I didn't try on my suit because, hey, it was perfectly fine a few months back. err. Pants were fine but the shirt was about 2 inches too small.

later on that night , while dressed in an all in one blue body suit (don't ask) - the resulting photos were an amusing wake up call as i look like a pregnant smurf.

Time for some focus.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: ToxicAdam on September 08, 2012, 06:10:59 PM
You've been doing paleo/primal too, Toxic?

Nope. Just quit drinking soda, fast food, started eating smaller portions and quit eating after 8pm. Too hard for me to follow a strict(er) diet with a family.

:bow grats man

Thanks!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Beezy on September 08, 2012, 09:05:03 PM
You've been doing paleo/primal too, Toxic?

Nope. Just quit drinking soda, fast food, started eating smaller portions and quit eating after 8pm. Too hard for me to follow a strict(er) diet with a family.
That's all? Good shit.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: ToxicAdam on September 08, 2012, 09:34:36 PM
That ... and forcing myself to stand all day at work and working out/cardio 2 hrs a day/5 days a week.

:p


-- // --


Holy shit ...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8J6ov48rG0

Quote
But what does overheating have to do with fatigue in the first place?

Much of the lab's recent research can be summed up with Grahn's statement that "temperature is a primary limiting factor for performance." But the researchers were at a loss to understand why until recently.

In 2009, it was discovered that muscle pyruvate kinase, or MPK, an enzyme that muscles need in order to generate chemical energy, was highly temperature- sensitive. At normal body temperature, the enzyme is active – but as temperatures rise, some of the enzyme begins to deform into the inactive state. By the time muscle temperatures near 104 degrees Fahrenheit, MPK activity completely shuts down.

There's a very good biological reason for this shutdown. As a muscle cell increases its activity, it heats up. But if this process continues for too long, the cell will self-destruct. By shutting itself down below a critical temperature threshold, MPK serves as an elegant self-regulation system for the muscle.

"Your muscle cells are saying, "You can't work that hard anymore, because if you do you're going to cook and die,'" Grahn said.

When you cool the muscle cell, you return the enzyme to the active state, essentially resetting the muscle's state of fatigue.

The version of the device that will be made available commercially is still being tweaked, but the researchers see applications for heat extraction in areas more important than a simple performance boost. Hyperthermia and heat stress don't just lead to fatigue – they can become medical emergencies.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 08, 2012, 10:08:35 PM
i've ground down to 182, and i run 4 miles 3 days and do an hour of strength the alternating 3 days. (i take saturdays or sundays off.) it's become so routine it's weird NOT to do it. however, carpal tunnel has really hurt my upper body workout this last two weeks. :-( tomorrow morning i'mma wrap the fuck out of my wrist and try to work through the pain.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on September 08, 2012, 10:48:16 PM
Weighed in at 188 this morning after running my first 5k run ever. That's 43 lbs lost after 4 months. Just 8 more to go.

My 5k time was 30.08. Not my best, but the weather was shit.

Great job!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on September 08, 2012, 11:50:00 PM
If the XFE in a Smurf suit doesn't warrant pictures...I don't know what the hell the internet is even FOR anymore
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Beezy on September 09, 2012, 12:49:50 AM
 :lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on September 09, 2012, 03:17:59 PM
going to get my first (albeit babby) steps of the appalachian trail tomorrow :)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on September 12, 2012, 12:33:17 AM
I'm on day three of this Carb Back-loading protocol I mentioned above. It is, as advertised, STUPID simple to stick to, at least for me. I've been eating low carb/paleo/primal for so long that this is just a tweak in the direction of eating more like a regular human for one evening meal, which makes life easier in many ways.

I have no idea whether it will actually work as advertised. The theory is convincing and it seems properly backed-up. But it is promising something that just seems impossible - simultaneous muscle / strength gains with fat loss AND the ability to eat carbs and even junk food in large quantities daily. So far I've kept the carbs to ripe bananas and white rice...may branch out from there if it seems to be working.

So i'm going to have to keep close track of body fat, waist circumference and weight for a while. Should be fun. The workouts will be pretty simple, based on what is convenient for me to do in the timeframe he suggests (5-6pm) kettlebells and deadlifts mostly.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Eric P on September 12, 2012, 02:55:35 AM
let us know because i'm kind of curious

the past 3 days i've been carb backloading as well.  found some pumpkin cider.  it's a poor replacement but pumpkin beer, but what you gonna do?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on September 12, 2012, 04:28:14 AM
It'll likely be weeks before I can really say anything definitive about the results. And even then, there is this pronounced tendency for any substantive change in diet or exercise regime to bring about immediate results, even veganism and jogging, before plateauing again. That's all the window of belief-suspension a shyster needs to hawk his wares...still, early indications are pretty good!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: DCharlieJP on September 13, 2012, 11:58:00 AM
:( - I'm curious as to what the time requirement is for the run portion?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Bebpo on September 17, 2012, 07:53:17 AM
Just woke up at 4:30am to go work out at a boot camp.

Problem is I can't get to sleep until midnight-1am.



fffffuuuuuu this is early
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Bebpo on September 17, 2012, 09:46:04 AM
Ok, that went well.  FEELIN' REFRESHED
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on September 19, 2012, 09:41:48 PM
Are you doing any sprints or just long runs?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on September 20, 2012, 12:19:24 AM
even 50m sprints will help a lot. You don't need to do crazy volume either - that's a sure path to burnout (remember DC embarking on his 10 min tabata sprint program? Have we got any updates on that recently DC? :lol)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: ToxicAdam on September 21, 2012, 12:45:27 AM
Got my first 5 mile race tomorrow night. It's supposed to rain. :/

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on September 21, 2012, 02:02:34 AM
wrote a bunch of stuff after getting quizzed on how to eat:

http://cormacaroni.tumblr.com/post/31965551688/how-do-you-eat-paleo-primal-in-japan
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on September 21, 2012, 04:31:34 AM
Coffee is tricky because there isn't a bunch of good information on most stuff you find in stores. Generally, I try to avoid blends and get stuff which is as fresh as possible. There is an international certification process for this which is quite exacting - the Q grade stuff I linked to is the highest standard they have AFAIK. It's not noticeably more expensive than the other beans the same roaster sells, and it tastes awesome.

The big problem as I understand it is mold. Many places dry coffee beans out in the open, on tarps. That exposes them to all sorts of contamination. Some of that gets zapped by the roasting process, some of it doesn't. The more types of bean there are in the blend, the higher risk there is of some of that being moldy, because of course they step on the good shit with the cheap, leftover rat poison shit as much as they can get away with.

It took me a little while to get used to 'cause my previous preference was for dark French roasts mostly, but the Q Grade stuff is incredibly smooth, no nasty aftertastes and no jitters even if I go up to 4-plus strong cups a day.

I'm super pro-coffee - it does a bunch of things, from suppressing appetite, to stimulating fat burning, to giving more energy for workouts (actually, this is BECAUSE it stimulates fat-burning...). A couple of cups of good coffee with some coconut milk or unsalted butter fends off early morning hunger pangs, and keeps you sharp and focused and burning fat...and it's fucking COFFEE so who cares about all this crap I just wrote anyway :lol

I eat walnuts sometimes, love the taste...bit wary of the omegas so I don't go too crazy with them. I buy more macadamias than walnuts.

The one big omission from my shopping list there was yoghurt but I think i mentioned it elsewhere. One of these days I'll try cutting it out entirely for a while because I can never stop from eating the whole 400g tub once I open it and that's probably too much :lol  I love the convenience of it though - when you normally have to cook every meal, sometimes you want to just grab a spoon and start eating quick. I usually have some blueberries, nuts or some other fruit with it...sometimes almond butter too.

I definitely cook with bacon fat. I am so fucking lazy that I don't even reserve it...I just leave it in the baking tray and throw the fresh food on top of it usually.

But of course, that list is mostly just reflective of what I want to eat, rather than what I think everyone needs to eat. I've seen people do a pretty solid-looking Paleo diet out of entirely 'Japanese' ingredients like natto, tuna, seaweed etc...



Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on September 21, 2012, 05:29:47 AM
It might take a while to dig something up but don't panic...there is plenty of the stuff out there. The Bulletproof Exec guy is hawking his own coffee, which is likely overpriced but might be worth a flyer on. Bear in mind that I've been a coffee nut for decades...you may not notice any difference.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Groogrux on September 24, 2012, 01:21:20 AM
I suggest asking your local shop where their coffee comes from, who roasts it, and how old it is before it gets to you.  If you buy it by the pound though, it should have a date on the bag.  I'm mostly picky about my coffee.  I love stuff that comes out of Africa.  It has that nutty and subtle favor to it that just tastes so good.  And yeah, don't buy blends.  They suck and you never really know what's getting thrown in there.

Cormac, how does the favor change with adding unsalted butter to your coffee?  I've never even considered doing that.  I'm mostly a whole milk and little bit of sugar guy, but if this is the next big thing in taste, I may be willing to try.  Elaborate on the taste, how you add it, and how much.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on September 24, 2012, 02:37:10 AM
It's not wildly different from a cappuccino really, just richer and more buttery and not as frothy. Usually I froth it up a bit with one of those little battery-powered frothers. Sometimes I add a pinch of cinnamon. It tastes pretty awesome but I can't say I prefer it to just plain black coffee. I dig both really. As for volume, just put about enough for a centimenter or so at the bottom of the cup when melted (this is about how much milk or cream you'd use).
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on September 24, 2012, 02:37:44 AM
if i wasn't in the middle of a cup right now, i'd make some and upload a pic or two. Next time!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on September 24, 2012, 09:33:11 AM
you guys and yoru gourmet coffee while i'm sitting here drinking folgers  :'(
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on September 24, 2012, 09:40:08 AM
Also im surprised you listed eating potatoes in your lunch thing; I thought those weren't paleo  ???
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on September 24, 2012, 09:40:43 AM
oh and do you have a good recipe for your thai curry thanks  :-[
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on September 24, 2012, 08:53:30 PM
Potatoes are fine but they're a ton of calories and it's very easy to over-eat with them. Growing up, i'd eat 5 big spuds with dinner every night. I'd be 400lbs if I did that now.

Thai curry is a piece of piss if you use the pre-made paste. Just follow the sample recipes on the side of the carton to start, then experiment. Definitely use fresh ginger, garlic and herbs (especially cilantro and basil) if you can though.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on September 24, 2012, 09:31:45 PM
hmm maybe i should stop feeling guilty about potatoes though. for some reason I read that just one bite of a potato alone is like..20 carbs and like you said a shit load of calories

ive made curry chicken before except I can never get it to have like a taste; it usually ahs a curry bite to it but thats all  :'(
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on September 24, 2012, 10:26:20 PM
So much depends on what your body comp is and what you are eating them for. I am relatively lean and can eat things like potatoes or rice semi-regularly without ballooning. That was not always the case, and even now I have to be careful with them. It's only really people who are at like 8% BF all the time and doing demanding glycoltic activity regularly that can deal with a large amount of carbs on a daily basis. Or the people who eat a low-fat, low-calorie diet I guess but we don't talk about them in here. YMMV.

At the moment, I'm eating potatoes/rice etc only after lifting heavy, as part of this Carb Backloading protocol. It seems to be working out pretty well so far, although all the booze last week around TGS threw everything out of wack.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: ToxicAdam on September 26, 2012, 12:59:41 AM
Sorry, I'm a noob on nutrition but don't you want to eat carbs before heavy lifting? Doing it after just means you are more likely to store it as fat.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on September 26, 2012, 02:17:59 AM
Sorry, I'm a noob on nutrition but don't you want to eat carbs before heavy lifting? Doing it after just means you are more likely to store it as fat.

(Heavy) weight training induces a powerful insulin resistance effect that gives you a window where the carbs will not get stored as fat. Also, there's no real point in eating them before training because they take 2-3 hrs to digest and hit your bloodstream anyway. I could go on but yeah, unless you are glycogen-depleted BEFORE you start training (i.e. you are on a ketogenic diet or doing masses and masses of glycolytic activity all the time, like say Lance Armstrong or Michael Phelps) you don't need pre-workout carbs.

Also, as soon as you eat carbs, insulin will release and tell your body to stop burning fat. Assuming you like to burn fat, you want that state to persist as long as possible. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on September 26, 2012, 03:19:18 AM
http://www.unrxpodcast.com/episode-27-kiefer/

Interview with the Carb Backloading guy (Kiefer), really crazy stuff. I'm still obsessed with this.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on September 26, 2012, 03:32:40 AM
I mean, this is a group of hardcore nutrition dudes talking about the mad doughnuts they are going to eat
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Oblivion on September 26, 2012, 03:43:37 AM
Question. I have two 10 lb. dumb bells, and I don't have access to a gym with proper, REAL equipment, so I'm sorta limited in what I can do right now. So I get that I won't get bigger by curling with these dumb bells, but is it a good idea for me to simply increase the reps?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on September 26, 2012, 03:48:26 AM
I would put the time you'd spend curling 10lbs into overtime at work or something to buy a barbell or a kettlebell maybe. They're really cheap, especially 2nd hand. I'm sure you can find someone wanting to ditch a weight set on craigslist or ebay for nothing. 10lbs isn't enough of a stimulus to growth or anything else I'm afraid. I mean, that's about what most vacuum cleaners weigh - do you think your mom is getting ripped from dragging it behind her all day?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Oblivion on September 26, 2012, 03:53:56 AM
Good point.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Mupepe on September 26, 2012, 10:10:01 AM
Oblivion: You could probably still benefit from a bodyweight routine in the meantime.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on September 26, 2012, 10:46:47 AM
Him and everybody else
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Beezy on September 26, 2012, 11:07:10 AM
Oblivion: You could probably still benefit from a bodyweight routine in the meantime.
True. I still struggle to get past 35 push ups of any type.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Oblivion on September 27, 2012, 03:18:47 AM
Oblivion: You could probably still benefit from a bodyweight routine in the meantime.

You mean like pushups and pullups and that type of stuff?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Beezy on September 27, 2012, 08:24:09 AM
yes
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Mupepe on September 27, 2012, 10:07:39 AM
Oblivion: You could probably still benefit from a bodyweight routine in the meantime.

You mean like pushups and pullups and that type of stuff?
Yes, sir.  Squats, dips, lunges, etc too.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on September 27, 2012, 10:15:18 AM
got really high and a bad case of the munchies. eat a 1/4th of a box of cheesenips and a peanut butter and wheat bread sandwich  :'( :'( :'( :'(

all because I was out of almonds  :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on September 27, 2012, 07:49:32 PM
we all become the thing we hate most eh, biz
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Eric P on September 27, 2012, 09:29:13 PM
i am down another size.  almost into Medium shirts.  almost...
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: ToxicAdam on September 27, 2012, 11:20:33 PM

(Heavy) weight training induces a powerful insulin resistance effect that gives you a window where the carbs will not get stored as fat.s.

Also, as soon as you eat carbs, insulin will release and tell your body to stop burning fat. Assuming you like to burn fat, you want that state to persist as long as possible. 

Thanks for the info.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on September 28, 2012, 12:22:13 AM
i am down another size.  almost into Medium shirts.  almost...

hardly worth buying Mediums at this rate! :rock
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: ToxicAdam on September 29, 2012, 12:28:42 AM
Good work Biz. Your traps and shoulders have gained a lot.

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Beezy on September 29, 2012, 02:51:08 AM
fucking monster
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Shaka Khan on September 29, 2012, 02:55:16 AM
Question, is frying an egg with an olive oil pan spray is as nutritionally good as boiling or poaching an egg oh my god biz.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on September 29, 2012, 02:56:05 AM
If only my advice worked so well for me :lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on September 29, 2012, 02:57:47 AM
Question, is frying an egg with an olive oil pan spray is as nutritionally good as boiling or poaching an egg oh my god biz.

Frankly, I think you just sprayed enough protein to skip the eggs Shaka
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Shaka Khan on September 29, 2012, 03:05:48 AM
Sarcasm flies over my head at this hour of day, but I'm reading the nutritional facts of the bottle and literally every source including calories is at 0% lol it reads like death oh god still fanning my vagina.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Shaka Khan on September 29, 2012, 03:15:59 AM
All I can think about now is following some of the more detailed instructions by Cormac lol. I recently went back to my regular low card diet a month ago* and started going to the nearby kickboxing gym. I lost 18 pounds and I'm feeling better than ever, but thanks to biz, now I feel it's not nearly enough. As soon as I hit my target (10 more pounds) I'm going to kick it up a notch. You better have time for me, Cormac.

*(which he encouraged me to do a year ago. Still haven't gained that weight back yet)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on September 29, 2012, 03:19:22 AM
oh, that was a serious question? In that case, don't spray the pan - POUR olive oil into it, then melt a pat of butter on top of that. Only then does one think about adding eggs. The more fat is in there, the better it will taste and the easier it will be to cook (much less chance of it sticking, assuming you aren't using teflon, which you shouldn't be...)

Olive oil by itself doesn't actually taste great with eggs...much prefer butter or ghee myself. Or bacon fat.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Shaka Khan on September 29, 2012, 03:21:20 AM
You literally give my life more flavor :heart
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on September 29, 2012, 03:37:43 AM
all this love is helping remove the bitter taste of Collargate :heart
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Eric P on September 30, 2012, 05:46:15 AM
Started taking a new pre-workout (have been using BSN NO-Xplode for years). Bought some BSN HyperFX and supplemented it with Arginine, had my best workout in weeks. I destroyed the gym today: ran a quick mile, deadlifted heavy, did lots of power cleans, and capped it off with lots and lots of muscle ups. Wonderful stuff. Also, don't click this if you don't want to see pictures of me half naked, but here is me September of 2011 compared to September of 2012:

spoiler (click to show/hide)
September 2011
(http://i.imgur.com/QqUK1.jpg)

September 2012
(http://i.imgur.com/nD75f.jpg)
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About a year ago I started taking Cormac's advice seriously and it has really changed the way I eat, the way I work out, and the way I live (posting from standing workstation now). I've used a lot of resources since then but it really was Cormac who sent me down the rabbit hole with his talk of eating bacon and egg yolks as if it could be healthy. So, thanks Cormac. You are the poster of the forever for me. You didn't have to try and educate us but you did, no matter how much we resisted.   :heart I know there's a post somewhere in this thread of me saying "I'm going to start working out again," and posting my isolation workout complete with bicep curls and I was completely confident I knew what I was talking about.  :lol

sweet baby jesus.

but yes, Cormac is the poster of forever.  literally life changing.

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Oblivion on October 03, 2012, 04:04:02 AM
Is there any exercises I can do to broaden/widen my shoulders without weights?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on October 03, 2012, 04:31:11 AM
Sure, but why make things harder than they have to be. It'll take a lot of push-ups before you notice a difference. A few weeks of heavy presses and you'll need new shirts.

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on October 03, 2012, 04:40:41 AM
(https://d13uygpm1enfng.cloudfront.net/article-imgs/en/2012/09/26/AJ201209260038/AJ201209260039M.jpg)

http://ajw.asahi.com/article/cool_japan/AJ201209260038

MEET THE ENEMY: Deep-fried gluten  :yuck

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Oblivion on October 03, 2012, 05:11:25 AM
Sure, but why make things harder than they have to be. It'll take a lot of push-ups before you notice a difference. A few weeks of heavy presses and you'll need new shirts.

Well, I did mention the other day that I don't have access to weights at the moment.

Don't get me wrong, I'm gonna start going to the gym again soon, but was just wondering if there was anything I could do without weights for the time being.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: ToxicAdam on October 03, 2012, 07:25:27 AM
I sometimes finish off my shoulders day by doing sets of pike pushups. It's a little tricky to get the form right, but they do the trick on your shoulders.

I should say that being the weight you are (135ish), it's going to be awfully hard for you to gain mass by just doing body weight exercises.

Although you could use them as a way to build an 'athletic base' for which to build on once you are capable of hitting a gym.

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on October 03, 2012, 11:48:50 AM
Handstand push-ups on rings, that'll sort out his shoulders in a hurry.

Yeah, there is never any harm in doing bodyweight stuff to the extent possible. Planks, push-up variations, handstands and such will all serve in good stead almost regardless of what your stated goal is. But if you want growth, nothing compares to heavy weights and lots of food.

I keep hammering home this point that you shouldn't be dependent on a gym membership. A starter weight set is CHEAP, way cheaper than a few months of gym and gas to get you there etc. You are far more likely to do something if it doesn't eat up half your day. I could be doing shoulder presses within a minute of posting this, at 1am....if space is an issue, try kettlebells.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Beezy on October 03, 2012, 12:25:48 PM
Handstand push-ups on rings, that'll sort out his shoulders in a hurry.

Yeah, there is never any harm in doing bodyweight stuff to the extent possible. Planks, push-up variations, handstands and such will all serve in good stead almost regardless of what your stated goal is. But if you want growth, nothing compares to heavy weights and lots of food.

I keep hammering home this point that you shouldn't be dependent on a gym membership. A starter weight set is CHEAP, way cheaper than a few months of gym and gas to get you there etc. You are far more likely to do something if it doesn't eat up half your day. I could be doing shoulder presses within a minute of posting this, at 1am....if space is an issue, try kettlebells.
Really? Examples? Money and distance is is the main reason why a haven't joined a gym. The only ones less than 10 mins away by car are Planet Fitness which is always ridiculously packed.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Mupepe on October 03, 2012, 12:50:41 PM
I bought my weight set brand new from Academy for 200 bucks.  245 lbs of weight, a rack and a bench. 

Browse craigslist and you'll see some for 50 bucks or sometimes free.  People hate moving that shit. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Beezy on October 03, 2012, 01:19:37 PM
I bought my weight set brand new from Academy for 200 bucks.  245 lbs of weight, a rack and a bench. 

Browse craigslist and you'll see some for 50 bucks or sometimes free.  People hate moving that shit.
Hot damn. Thanks, I'll look around.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: ToxicAdam on October 03, 2012, 02:10:23 PM
I will never buy new fitness equipment ever again in my life. In the past 3 months I have purchased a weighted vest for 40 dollars (orig. 129) and a power tower for 60 (orig. 179).

Now I have my eyes out for a Garmin GPS watch (Forerunner 305), which I have seen people sell for 100-120 dollar (orig. 280).

Just have to be deligent in checking every day, because the best deals get snatched up quick.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Mupepe on October 03, 2012, 03:30:34 PM
The best thing is that even buying the equipment new, it's all durable shit.  It will last a really long time.  I went without a gym membership for 2 and a half years after investing 200 bucks in a weight set and bench.  Assuming you pay 30 dollars a month (which is low as fuck), it basically pays for itself within 6 months.  That's not even counting the gas and convenience. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on October 03, 2012, 03:45:54 PM
which i lived in a major area that had craigslist
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on October 03, 2012, 07:55:45 PM
You don't need to plunk down big cash for a full set immediately either, guys. Any shitty barbell will do for now, and a few plates. (beginners often don't realize that the bar itself is heavy - usually 45lbs - so you may not need a bunch of weights straight off the bat to do presses and such). Accumulate plates as you find 'em cheap and work with what you have.

There are also things like sandbags - everyone can afford fucking SAND right? Or grab an old beer keg and fill it with water - try doing clean and jerks with that...

One of the best and longest-used pieces of equipment I have is an old basketball filled with 9kg of sand. Instant medicine ball. I use it for all sorts of things.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: ToxicAdam on October 03, 2012, 11:43:24 PM
Kind of proud of myself, I deadlifted 300 lbs today x3. Just started incorporating them into my workout about a month ago. Seems like from here on out I might have to start thinking about chalk or straps if I want to go beyond that.  That's one Fall goal checked off.

My others are 15 pullups, sub-7 minute mile and 300 lb squat. I'm getting very close on the mile goal ... just need the right day when it all hits right.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on October 04, 2012, 12:14:18 AM
eh, you shouldn't need straps for months yet, if at all. Are you using hook grip? If not, that'll add lbs to your lift. Then you can shift to a mixed grip and add lbs more.

You should be using chalk for basically every lift though.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on October 04, 2012, 12:19:17 AM
Good job on the lifts though, twas not my intent to bring you down!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: ToxicAdam on October 04, 2012, 12:23:33 AM
I use a mixed grip, but I have this irrational fear of getting a torn bicep at some point while doing them. I've never tried a hook grip before, I will test it out on warmups. Thanks.

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on October 04, 2012, 01:56:22 AM
If you get it down, it's about as strong as you can get. Aim to get as much of your thumb in contact with the bar as possible, then wrap the first two fingers over the top of the thumb. You might have some numbness in the tips of the thumbs after it, for days afterwards even. It goes away.

btw, I treat mixed grip as a last resort. I always train regular grip as much as I can, until it becomes the limiting factor. This is the best way to strengthen it really. Other grip exercises like pullups and KB work help of course.
Title: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Huff on October 06, 2012, 09:13:55 AM
Finished my first 5k since 2005 in a little over 9 min/mile. Slower than I was hoping but still happy to do it
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Groogrux on October 08, 2012, 10:56:43 PM
I don't know how stupid I am yet, but my Tough Mudder is coming up in 12 days.  I didn't train this summer like I had planned to and I actually put a few pounds back on.  I'll probably feel like death afterwards, but I'm going to try and do it anyway.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on October 08, 2012, 11:46:26 PM
why
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Groogrux on October 09, 2012, 12:24:30 AM
Because I paid a lot of money to sign up for it. :(

I'll finish the damned thing.  I don't think I'm so bad off that I can't at least run the course and do the majority of the obstacles.  But I've got a team that is going with me and I don't want to let them down by dropping out at the last minute.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on October 09, 2012, 02:21:01 AM
shoulda trained then :wag
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: ToxicAdam on October 09, 2012, 05:14:58 AM
3 day Weekend vacation plus vasectomy on monday has me sidelined. First break I've taken since I resumed. Feels bad.

I was able to get some long runs in over the weekend, but I am itching for some weight training.

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Groogrux on October 09, 2012, 07:13:47 AM
shoulda trained then :wag

I know.

:fbm
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: duckman2000 on October 10, 2012, 05:35:54 PM
Supplementing "normal" workload with Krav Maga (KMS) now. Got into a circle of death in the second session. 4th session we added knives and seamless 3 on 1 defense, after being exhausted physically (and blinded). Don't know if it counts as fitness, but god damn. I've been in my share of brawls, but this shit is intense.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Bebpo on October 10, 2012, 10:55:38 PM
Did swim training today.  Swam for the first time in 15 years and...discovered I don't know how to swim anymore  :'(

Signed up for a gym with a pool to rectify this through practice and hard work.  Plus they have free yoga & kickboxing classes for members and I've always wanted to try out Yoga & kicking people in the face.  And it's good to have access to machines and stuff I suppose. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: duckman2000 on October 11, 2012, 03:01:06 AM
Yoga & kicking people in the face.

And in that particular order too
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Fifstar on October 11, 2012, 08:05:41 AM
So I think I'm gonna give this Paleo thing a shot. Main reason is that I hope it can help me with my knee pains plus my digestion isn't the best either.

I've trained in the gym for the last year to moderate success (be it machines or free weights), but it couldn't help me with my joint problems in my knees and it even started to give me elbow pains. I went to several doctors, even had a surgery a couple of years ago that didn't help anything. Diagnosis is Osteoarthritis and it seems like there isn't much that can be done. I'm 30 and I have this problems, depending on much sport I do for close to ten years. Never did a lot of sports or other heavy work, so physical wear doesn't seem like a likely explanation. Doctors can't really explain it.
So reading through those paleo blogs I've found some info how paleo might help with Osteoarthritis (actually, nutrition tips for people with Osteoarthritis often mention tocut down on dairy and gluten, but they also contradict themselves a lot, depending on the source and in general don't have much backup info) and combined with digestion issues & doctors that can't explain my problems I've decided to do this paleo program for at least a month.

I'm probably going to follow the intructions from "http://whole9life.com/2012/08/the-whole30-program/ (http://whole9life.com/2012/08/the-whole30-program/)", is that okay as a starting point? Any other good programs for a good start?
Are there any foods that generally are considered paleo, but that still might be connected to inflammation issues?
What about nuts for example? What about sweet potatoes or other starchy stuff?

Also, what should I do regarding training? Stop going to the gym for a while to let the joints regenerate as much as possible? Or do some light stuff? I know most of you are all about going heavy, but a just can't take steps in that direction right know, because it results directly in considerable pains for the next 24-48 hours. I'm mainly talking about my elbow joints here, because while training leads to additional pain in my knees, it never goes completly away. I didn't do any sport before going to the gym for a long time (save for the yearly attempt for a couple of weeks with body weight exercises) and the pain remained in the knees. Problems with the elbows only started after doing some "heavier" exercises in the gym, like dumbbell presses (standing or bench).

Thanks for any tips in advance, I know there is a lot of info in this thread and out there, it just sometimes gets a bit confusing with the amount of opinions..
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Eric P on October 11, 2012, 09:01:43 AM
Whole 30 is a great program.  I tend to follow that method regardless (plus booze because booze rules) so I haven't gone though the program specifically but everything I've read about it has been solid.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on October 11, 2012, 08:06:40 PM
The first priority is to cut down on inflammation, so I'd recommend at least a month of removing any inflammatory foods from your diet, and also going proactively anti-inflammatory with high doses of fish oil (or better yet, actual oily fish...). Gluten (bread, beer, pasta...), dairy and booze would be the first things to go. If you are not already lean, you may as well go ultra low-carb and lose some fat as well while you're doing this....but if you can justify carbs try to stick to potatoes and rice. Processed foods are out also.

If you don't see improvement after that, you may have to start looking at removing things like nightshades and eggs (which can be a problem for some) or figuring out if there is any specific food that is causing an allergic-type reaction (could be anything).

Training - I wouldn't even bother 'til you reduce the inflammation. Just try to stay active generally. Hard training causes inflammation by nature and your existing high systemic inflammation will play havoc with your body's attempt to recover from training, and the inflammation caused by training will only aggravate the systemic inflammation. There is no doubt a sweet spot of training that will help the healing process but not aggravate it but it would be a moving target and way beyond my ability to prescribe. So I'd say give it a month of fixing the diet first before going back to the gym.

But of course, you should not be idle....so go for long, brisk walks and so forth. Moderate biking and swimming etc should help without putting any unneeded strain on the joints.

After the month is up, I'd recommend doing heavy weights 2-3 times a week - full body movements like squats and deadlifts. That'll build up your bones and strengthen the joints. But right now I'd bet that would hurt more than it would help.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Fifstar on October 12, 2012, 08:16:25 AM
Thanks for the info Cormac, that was valuable information.

I don't weigh a lot (70kg at 1,78m) but I'm not exactly lean either. Before I went to the gym I would have classified myself as skinnyfat (as they call it on body Building forums), now I still have the small belly but I put up some muscle on my upperbody. But I don't feel going ultra low carb should be neccessary; right know I'm eating shit lots of bread, pasta and potatoes (as I have done all my life) so carbs will already be reduced greatly if I cut those away, and even if I have a bit of a belly my weight shouldn't be a problem regarding my joints.

You think potatoes and rice are okay? I've read a blog post on Marks Daily Apple where he mentions that it is a problem for some people and how he gets some pain again after eating poatoes on consecutive days. Wouldn't sweet potatoes and yams be a safer bet, at least in this first 30 days, where it's about reducing the inflammation and ruling out specific foods? I really hope it's not the nightshades, I love tomatoes too much.

On the other hand, those would definetly make it easier, I'm already concerned about my overall calorie intake. I can't afford more than 250grams of meat/fish per day (I'm still a student and try to buy mainly organic meat), so that leaves me with eggs, nuts (where I'm already reading on alot of blogs that I shouldn't eat too much, would 100g/d be too much?), fat from oils or coconut butter, fatty vegetables and some carbs from sweet potatoes and fruits. I like vegetables but they won't amount for a lot of calories, even if I eat them on mass.

So the nutrition of one day could consist of:
200 g Beef= about 400 cals
3 eggs= about 280 cals
50g nuts= 300 cals
40 g oil/butter = 330 cals
1 avocado= 330 cals
2 bananas = 200 cals
400 grams veggies = 60 cals

Which comes to about 1900 calories. Not bad for somebody who slowly wants to loose weight, but not much for my myself. On the other hand, it looks doable for one month and maybe I could incorporate some rice and starches after that. Nutrition wise this gives me one about 70-80 grams of protein, is that enough? Seems a bit low according to some plans I've seen.

I'm probably overcomplicatings things and 'theorizing' too much but if I do it, I want to do it right from the start. At least I already don't eat a lot of processed food (besides the gluten&dairy stuff) so that's not going to be a problem. The booze on the other hand, is gonna be tough. Booze rules definetly and while I don't really drink under the week I'm quite guilty of drinking over my limits at parties...

Another thanks for the onfo regarding the training, I probably would have continued with my lower weights like a sheep..
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: FlameofCallandorReturns on October 14, 2012, 07:45:48 PM
Here in Austin there is a school for the blind and visually impaired. I volunteered to be a guide for a blind athlete for a triathlon this weekend and had a blast. The kid wasn't too athletic, but he hung in there and we didn't finish last. Can't wait to do it again!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on October 14, 2012, 08:50:12 PM
Thanks for the info Cormac, that was valuable information.

I don't weigh a lot (70kg at 1,78m) but I'm not exactly lean either. Before I went to the gym I would have classified myself as skinnyfat (as they call it on body Building forums), now I still have the small belly but I put up some muscle on my upperbody. But I don't feel going ultra low carb should be neccessary; right know I'm eating shit lots of bread, pasta and potatoes (as I have done all my life) so carbs will already be reduced greatly if I cut those away, and even if I have a bit of a belly my weight shouldn't be a problem regarding my joints.

You think potatoes and rice are okay? I've read a blog post on Marks Daily Apple where he mentions that it is a problem for some people and how he gets some pain again after eating poatoes on consecutive days. Wouldn't sweet potatoes and yams be a safer bet, at least in this first 30 days, where it's about reducing the inflammation and ruling out specific foods? I really hope it's not the nightshades, I love tomatoes too much.

On the other hand, those would definetly make it easier, I'm already concerned about my overall calorie intake. I can't afford more than 250grams of meat/fish per day (I'm still a student and try to buy mainly organic meat), so that leaves me with eggs, nuts (where I'm already reading on alot of blogs that I shouldn't eat too much, would 100g/d be too much?), fat from oils or coconut butter, fatty vegetables and some carbs from sweet potatoes and fruits. I like vegetables but they won't amount for a lot of calories, even if I eat them on mass.

So the nutrition of one day could consist of:
200 g Beef= about 400 cals
3 eggs= about 280 cals
50g nuts= 300 cals
40 g oil/butter = 330 cals
1 avocado= 330 cals
2 bananas = 200 cals
400 grams veggies = 60 cals

Which comes to about 1900 calories. Not bad for somebody who slowly wants to loose weight, but not much for my myself. On the other hand, it looks doable for one month and maybe I could incorporate some rice and starches after that. Nutrition wise this gives me one about 70-80 grams of protein, is that enough? Seems a bit low according to some plans I've seen.

I'm probably overcomplicatings things and 'theorizing' too much but if I do it, I want to do it right from the start. At least I already don't eat a lot of processed food (besides the gluten&dairy stuff) so that's not going to be a problem. The booze on the other hand, is gonna be tough. Booze rules definetly and while I don't really drink under the week I'm quite guilty of drinking over my limits at parties...

Another thanks for the onfo regarding the training, I probably would have continued with my lower weights like a sheep..

Not sure where I say that potatoes and rice are ok for you in my post. If you are ALREADY lean and ALREADY know that you can tolerate them well (you don't know this yet, since you haven't tried cutting them out) you can have some but even then I'd only advise eating them post workout. Sisson is right about them having similar anti-digestion issues to gluten but less so. They are a super-dense source of calories and very very addictive so most people will come up with endless reasons why they can continue eating them all they want. Those people are either genetically lucky, already lean and VERY active (like manual labor 8hrs/day), or fat.

There doesn't really seem to be a big diff between potatoes and sweet potatoes/yams after all. Both are basically just carbs in a convenient package. A lot of paleo folks have climbed back down from the barricades on this issue and I agree based on my own experience. Regular potatoes are cheaper too.

Your meal plan looks ok but you can't be eating that many nuts and bananas every day. Bananas are like potatoes - after workout or after you lose the fat. They're not going to kill you but they certainly won't help with the inflammation issues either. If you're really trying to go for the diagnostic 30 days 'what is killing me' experiment, you want to keep your diet as simple as possible: meat, vegetables and the fat from the meat. I know it may seem like you will die from starvation or something on this but you won't. Even if you ate no food whatsoever, you'd likely make it through the 30 days ok ;)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on October 14, 2012, 09:14:30 PM
let me tell you about fasting for like 24 hours it makes you feel like a man :smug
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Eric P on October 14, 2012, 09:33:14 PM
Here in Austin there is a school for the blind and visually impaired. I volunteered to be a guide for a blind athlete for a triathlon this weekend and had a blast. The kid wasn't too athletic, but he hung in there and we didn't finish last. Can't wait to do it again!

that's pretty cool

congrats
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on October 14, 2012, 09:46:17 PM
let me tell you about fasting for like 24 hours it makes you feel like a man :smug

why
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on October 14, 2012, 10:02:14 PM
i was being sarcastic it actually really sucks  :'(

i do it every thursday and friday because i dont get a lunch break at work and i dont eat breakfast ever cuz it makes me have to go to the batrhroom
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on October 14, 2012, 10:33:53 PM
that's too long of a fast to be doing that regularly. You're fasting away any lean tissue increases you may have made. Can't you smuggle in some beef jerky or something?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on October 15, 2012, 11:42:36 PM
Work fine for what? 'Weight loss' or 'fat loss'?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MIMIC on October 16, 2012, 03:15:32 AM
Apparently, I've been doing push-ups the wrong damn way or something.  :lol

I started P90X last year and stopped at week 9 or 10 and never picked it back up (got too busy). I decided to get back into it and now I'm back at week 9.

And my least favorite exercise was doing push-ups. Not because they were tough on my arms or anything...but because I got a throbbing headache whenever I finished a set. I knew something was seriously, seriously wrong. I figured it was my technique or something so I experimented with tilting my head in certain directions.....but to no avail. As soon as I would finish my set, I would feel a huge surge of blood rush to my head. But the weird thing was that it would only be uncomfortable if I stood up. If I stayed on the floor, it wouldn't hurt nearly as bad and the pain eventually went away (after a few minutes).

So I went with it. I would only do 10 push-ups per set (instead of Tony's recommended "maximum reps" :) ) and stay on the floor and let my head settle. So after the workout, my head would only be throbbing slightly because I kept the number of push-ups on the low side. But I could deal with it.

But today, I said enough was enough. I Googled and tried some of things I ignored when I Googled for help a while ago. I tried eating a piece of fruit during the workout (blood sugar or whatever), keeping my head and neck parallel with the floor, and the breathing technique I thought wouldn't make a difference: exhaling through my mouth when I go up, and inhaling through my nose when I go down.

Well, I tried all three and once and one of them worked.  :lol No more headaches! :D Now I can go for maximum reps without any discomfort. But the breathing makes it a little difficult to keep count (because I count in my head while concentrating on my breathing...all the while listening to Tony loudly count his number of reps). But I'm happy. I thought something was wrong with me (although I've done push-ups in the past without this problem).
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on October 16, 2012, 03:33:28 AM
Simply fasting is going to result in weight loss, not just fat loss - the longer you do it, the more pronounced the lean mass loss will be
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on October 16, 2012, 05:03:16 AM
I made a rare gym trip the other day, and I saw this guy with THE MOST PERFECT squat form ever. I almost wept. If he hadn't had earphones in I'd have gone up and shook his hand. It was better than any illustration in Starting Strength. Ass to grass with perfect balance, full lumbar curve, tight shoulders forming a perfect low bar rack position...what everyone should be aiming for.

(I still can't back squat at all - can't hold the bar in place properly cause of my bum shoulder)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Fifstar on October 16, 2012, 06:37:26 AM
- snip-

Not sure where I say that potatoes and rice are ok for you in my post. If you are ALREADY lean and ALREADY know that you can tolerate them well (you don't know this yet, since you haven't tried cutting them out) you can have some but even then I'd only advise eating them post workout. Sisson is right about them having similar anti-digestion issues to gluten but less so. They are a super-dense source of calories and very very addictive so most people will come up with endless reasons why they can continue eating them all they want. Those people are either genetically lucky, already lean and VERY active (like manual labor 8hrs/day), or fat.

There doesn't really seem to be a big diff between potatoes and sweet potatoes/yams after all. Both are basically just carbs in a convenient package. A lot of paleo folks have climbed back down from the barricades on this issue and I agree based on my own experience. Regular potatoes are cheaper too.

Your meal plan looks ok but you can't be eating that many nuts and bananas every day. Bananas are like potatoes - after workout or after you lose the fat. They're not going to kill you but they certainly won't help with the inflammation issues either. If you're really trying to go for the diagnostic 30 days 'what is killing me' experiment, you want to keep your diet as simple as possible: meat, vegetables and the fat from the meat. I know it may seem like you will die from starvation or something on this but you won't. Even if you ate no food whatsoever, you'd likely make it through the 30 days ok ;)

Okay, I will cut back on the bananas/fruit and the nuts as well. I didn't plan on eating potatoes or rice for the first 30 days anyways, so that's not a problem.

I think I'm going with meat,fish, vegetables, coconut fat, olive oil and a small amount of fruit for now. Hopefully this will help with the inflammation issues (as it's eliminating a lot of the main culprits), if not or only to a low amount I will try the perfect "what is killing me" experiment.

Regarding the calories, I was just mainly concerned with my mood and concentration and stuff like that. I started this yesterday and my sleep was indeed pretty bad, woke up a couple of times and felt really hungry, although I guess that's carb deprivation and will get better after my body adapts to this new nutrition. If people that fast can feel good, I guess there's no reason why I couldn't.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on October 16, 2012, 07:34:38 AM
In the short term - just eat more than you need and you'll get over it pretty fast. If you feel hungry after a 200g steak - eat two such steaks and a head of broccoli. Your body is just demanding the fix of blood sugar it has become accustomed to and thinks you are dying. No big deal. It takes a while to switch over to fat burning - around 10 days of basically no carbs, less if you do a bunch of glycogen-depleting exercise in that time. Remember that your body hasn't been in ketosis since infancy most likely. It's a fairly big, albeit natural, adjustment.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Eric P on October 16, 2012, 10:00:09 AM
Your body ... thinks you are dying. No big deal.

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Beezy on October 16, 2012, 12:11:56 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: ToxicAdam on October 18, 2012, 09:13:55 AM
I've been tinkering around with my splits .. trying to get some advice.

Day 1: OHP + Back/Abs + 1 hr cardio
Day 2: Rest
Day 3: Deadlifts + Shoulders + 30 mins cardio
Day 4: Squats + Legs/Traps/Abs + 30 mins cardio
Day 5: Rest
Day 6: Chest/Abs + 1 hr cardio
Day 7: Bi's/Tris/additonal calf work + 30 mins cardio

I was doing OHP on shoulder day and Deadlift on leg day, but found that doing those first was really hurting my effort in everything else for that day. So, now I do OHP on back day and deadlifts on shoulder day. Or is that a mistake and I am not allowing those muscles enough rest?

Now that I have reached my goal weight, I should probably just eliminate day 7, eh? I can probably just mix arm work in during the other days some time.
 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: ToxicAdam on October 18, 2012, 10:35:17 AM
It's my longest workout because I spend 10 minutes in-between each set looking in the mirror.

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Mupepe on October 18, 2012, 10:57:40 AM
I would do OHP on shoulders day.  If it hurts your assistance exercises, who cares?  They're assistance.  Don't worry too much about them.  Focus on your core compound lifts.

However, if there's one thing I've learned it's that you should do what works for you.  If it's easier for you this way then go nuts.  You might hit a wall eventually when you aren't letting your muscles rest enough because there's too much intensity and then you'll need to change it up.  Just don't get stuck in the habit of being stubborn and refusing to adapt your routine when you hit a wall. 

And I'd say drop Day 7.  It doesn't seem to be anything of value.  Maybe make it just a cardio day.  It's also 3 days of a lifting in a row which will eventually take its toll.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: ToxicAdam on October 18, 2012, 11:21:53 AM
Yea, day 7 (sunday morning) started out as just a cardio day but slowly morphed into a catch up day on whatever auxillary stuff I missed throughout the week, which was usually arms or grip strength stuff. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Mupepe on October 18, 2012, 11:24:33 AM
Yea, day 7 (sunday morning) started out as just a cardio day but slowly morphed into a catch up day on whatever auxillary stuff I missed throughout the week, which was usually arms or grip strength stuff.
Yeah I'd go back to just cardio.  If you can't fit it into the 4 days that you're already lifting it's probably not that important.  For example, calf work.  It's notoriously hard to make them grow and for most people it's just a waste of time.  Just stick to your squats and deadlifts and they'll grow as much as they need to.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: ToxicAdam on October 18, 2012, 11:37:29 AM
I grew up on a bodybuilder mentality when I first started working out (1992-97), so it's really hard for me to shake it. That was just what all the available information was geared towards. So, I'm trying to find some kind of balance between the approaches (classic strength training vs bodybuilding).

To me, growing my calf muscles or growing bigger shoulders is just as compelling as increasing my weight on my compound lifts.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Mupepe on October 18, 2012, 12:35:24 PM
Well, like I said, whatever works for you.  Everyone's goals are different.  I don't have any issue with some isolation work for aesthetic purposes.  I was just pointing out that most people do calf work with little or no success.  They are stubborn little fuckers.  And I'm all about big shoulders.  So go nuts.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on October 18, 2012, 06:42:31 PM
This is so far away from my comfort area that I should just STFU but have you tried replacing all the cardio with HIIT instead? You could probably get away with 3x30 min sessions instead of 3.5hrs, and feel better for it.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: ToxicAdam on October 18, 2012, 11:33:57 PM
I've done HIIT when I was losing weight. One of my big goals is to run a half-marathon by my 40th b-day, so I need to keep running to work up to that.  Plus I have short(er) term goals of running a sub-6 minute mile and sub-21 minute 5k.

It's weird to say, but I really enjoy cardio now. I must be going through a sadomasochistic phase. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on October 18, 2012, 11:45:36 PM
I've found it pretty easy to work up to longer distances by just doing short sprint intervals with the occasional longer run. If you enjoy though, go for it. I don't :lol

I'm about a month into this Carb Backloading experiment btw. I'm up to 78kg from around 74kg and getting stronger...body fat seems largely unchanged. I may even have lost some BF. I'll keep it going for another couple of months at least. It's so damn easy to stick to.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Fifstar on October 19, 2012, 04:41:43 AM
I've done HIIT when I was losing weight. One of my big goals is to run a half-marathon by my 40th b-day, so I need to keep running to work up to that.  Plus I have short(er) term goals of running a sub-6 minute mile and sub-21 minute 5k.

It's weird to say, but I really enjoy cardio now. I must be going through a sadomasochistic phase. 

Why would it be weird to enjoy doing cardio? Millions of people do. Because you're coming from a bodybuiling mentality?

Really wish I could go running, it was like the only thing I was remotely good in school sport. My best time was 1 km in 3:10 when I was 19. Running and having great music on your ears is just such a good combination.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on October 19, 2012, 05:37:39 AM
I may be wrong but i'm guessing Toxic Adam is in a different weight class from the majority of the nation's cardio fans :lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: ToxicAdam on October 19, 2012, 08:26:34 AM
I just never enjoyed doing more than 10-15 minutes of jogging. Plus, I would get shin splints when I did run and usually couldn't even complete a mile w/o stopping. Back when I was into working out, there was that stigma that running too much would 'eat away your gains'. Which was pretty silly, but we all believed it.

I'm at 192 lbs now (5'11). I would like to get down to the 175-180 range, but everyone is telling me I'm 'too skinny' (lol) now. I think they are just reacting to my face/neck losing weight.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Yoritomo on October 19, 2012, 03:49:19 PM
Thought lower back pain was gone. (tweaked my back unloading the bar after a deadlift set... irony). Did back day yesterday and started warm up for dead lifts. Felt small twinges. Went for 175 and twinges were definitely there. I guess I need to wait another week at least before I get back to normal (last two sets are usually 275 then 325 )
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Groogrux on October 21, 2012, 07:03:20 PM
I did the Tough Mudder in Kentucky yesterday.  I was the last to cross the finish line, but I crossed it.  12.1 miles of pain.  This was by-far the hardest thing that I've ever done physically.

It also showed me how bad I've let myself go since my wife died.  The team that I ran with and I are already planning to run it again next year.  And next time, I'll be ready!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Eric P on October 21, 2012, 07:18:20 PM
congrats!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on October 21, 2012, 07:30:23 PM
congras. I heard theres nothing much better than running one of those and the sense of placew you have at the end. i am jellous!
Title: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Shaka Khan on October 21, 2012, 09:16:31 PM
Allow me to tug one more time...

 I finally started cooking over the summer, and I've been going to the boxing gym 5-6 times a week (it's been 8 weeks), which has been yielding some unexpected positive results. I hit my first milestone ten days ago, and I'm 4 kilos away from my goal. But I'm planning on continuing since the program fits my daily routine pretty nicely.

Every time I step on the scale I praise Cormac's name.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on October 21, 2012, 09:56:22 PM
every time i look at my Steam library i praise your name :bow
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: FlameofCallandorReturns on October 24, 2012, 08:19:21 AM
Ironman #2 is about 4 weeks away. This weekend is my last day for anything long I want do. I signed up for a 10 mile race, so I'll do that and maybe a good bike ride in. And then I start cycling my caffeine until race day.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Groogrux on October 24, 2012, 10:49:55 PM
So I've been working on changing my lifestyle around after seeing how poorly I did at the Tough Mudder.  Like I said (I think), it was a wake-up call that I've really let go of what I had built myself up to since my wife died.  After a year and a half, it's not an excuse anymore.

But Jesus Titty-Bangin' Christ, has it been hard...  Any suggestions for getting myself back on track?  I'm going through the Primal Blueprint and I even ordered that 90-Day Journal that they sell to help myself out.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on October 24, 2012, 10:53:09 PM
I'm lovin' this carb backloading thing: www.carbbackloading.com

But still too early to say if it's just another entry in the the 'anything works, nothing works forever'.

I'd be really tempted to try his Carb Nite Solution for a couple of months if you just wanted to strip off fat fast. It's a fairly strict protocol though - basically ultra low carb at all times except for a once weekly nighttime blowout to keep the metabolism ramped up.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on October 24, 2012, 10:53:53 PM
Basically though - what worked for you before should work again, if you've had a lengthy layoff from it.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Fifstar on October 25, 2012, 05:32:04 AM
I'm lovin' this carb backloading thing: www.carbbackloading.com

But still too early to say if it's just another entry in the the 'anything works, nothing works forever'.

I'd be really tempted to try his Carb Nite Solution for a couple of months if you just wanted to strip off fat fast. It's a fairly strict protocol though - basically ultra low carb at all times except for a once weekly nighttime blowout to keep the metabolism ramped up.

Did you order that book? That site looks like such an extreme sales pitch that it is hard to take it serious, it just looks like any get rich/famous/thin overnight scams you find on the web. But it seems to work for you (do you even need to loose weight, you don't look like it from the pictures, well expect around the neck ;)), so seems like there is something to it, even if it might be only on a short term.

I think Chris Kresser actually has a similar sales pitch site. I don't understand why people that actually have a good and seemingly legit product (like well presented and in depth advise on the paleo diet) still feel they have to resort to those kinda shady looking sites. I understand that writing a free blog won't pay any bills and many of those people seem deeply invested in it and are probably doing it full time. I guess it's just the most sucessful way for them but I wonder if this delegitimizes such authors (and the diet by extension ) to a point for a certain audience. Obviously there is a big wealth of free information both on the sites of the big bloggers as is the smaller ones + a extremly friendly community so there is no need to buy anything, I just don't like the overmonetization and cross advertising by and between some bloggers.

So I've been working on changing my lifestyle around after seeing how poorly I did at the Tough Mudder.  Like I said (I think), it was a wake-up call that I've really let go of what I had built myself up to since my wife died.  After a year and a half, it's not an excuse anymore.

But Jesus Titty-Bangin' Christ, has it been hard...  Any suggestions for getting myself back on track?  I'm going through the Primal Blueprint and I even ordered that 90-Day Journal that they sell to help myself out.

Any specific problems? DId you do the primal diet before? Do you do it right know and have problems loosing weight or more problems to do the diet like motivation, keeping the diet strict, not enough time to cook your own stuff etc.?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on October 25, 2012, 06:26:52 AM
Yeah, I know what you mean about the sales pitch. Everyone is tainted by that to an extent, other than I dunno, random message board posters. But they have no accountability.

Sales pitch aside, Kiefer is uber-legit. Has the Robb Wolf stamp of approval, for one. He caters very specifically to the BB crowd that want to get hyoooge and bang lots of beach babes or whatever. A lot of those guys are on the bleeding edge of nutrition and training though, and if you can just point their programs in the direction you want, you can get a lot of good out of them. And the dude walks around at 230lbs, 6% body fat. That's kerrrazzzzy.

My buddy lent me the CBL book, then I bought the Carb Nite book. CBL is pretty crazy stuff but it is footnoted to DEATH. Literally thousands of research articles are cited, and most of it is stuff that I don't need to be sold on already. In fact, the most convincing thing about CBL is that it explains why all these other diets and training methods work, fail or half-work better than anything else i've encountered. I know why things like IF, post-workout carbs, ultra-low carb etc get great results for lots of people but also where they fall down now, I think. It's almost a Grand Unified Theory of diet and exercise :lol

I'm doing CBL more to gain back some size and strength rather than lose BF, but every time i've done that in the past, I've blown up and felt horrible. This time I haven't. The experiment is still in progress though, and it's taken me a while to get it dialled in (I've had to cut out gluten and dairy entirely recently, which makes getting the carbs a lot tougher and less fun)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on October 25, 2012, 11:03:38 AM
I'm lovin' this carb backloading thing: www.carbbackloading.com

But still too early to say if it's just another entry in the the 'anything works, nothing works forever'.

I'd be really tempted to try his Carb Nite Solution for a couple of months if you just wanted to strip off fat fast. It's a fairly strict protocol though - basically ultra low carb at all times except for a once weekly nighttime blowout to keep the metabolism ramped up.

Where do I find this Carb Nite Solution, i'm getting really bored of my diet in a "yawn" kind of way not a "i miss food" kind of way and feel like trying it up for a little bit
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on October 25, 2012, 11:36:13 AM
http://carbnite.com/ns-buythebook.php

$20

It's a little overpriced in terms of page count per dollar I guess - it's padded out with some needless low carb recipes and such. But it's worth it if you actually intend to give it a shot for a while.

As a plan, it's not a million miles away from Tim Ferriss' Slow Carb (which features a blowout cheat day). Carb Nite seems a lot more fundamentally solid and logical than that though. There is nothing controversial to me (or most still reading this thread) about ultra low carb being the fastest way to lose fat in the short term. But in the longer term, it's hard to overcome dat homestasis....the carb blowout once a week helps prevent that. He has some convincing arguments for the timing of fasting/eating being important also (fast during the morning, eat most of your calories in the afternoon/evening, only eat carbs in the evening when you eat them at all).

The big problem is that as we all know, carbs and hyperpalatable junk food in particular is mega-addictive so you'd have to be careful not to eat that stuff other than at the scheduled times. If you can delay your gratification though, it's doable for a month or so at a time, I'd guess. I'm not keen to try it for that reason...especially when lifting heavy.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on October 25, 2012, 11:45:49 AM
Hmm I usually do all my eating between 12 pm and 7 pm anyways so timing isn't a issue (i did stop the 24 hour fasting on fridays tho) I guess. Although i'd like to find something that woudl allow me to eat something small at like 12 am although I think thats just a wish. damn you marijuana :piss
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on October 25, 2012, 11:50:01 AM
that actually looks pretty similiar to what i do now actually, like try to limit myself to ~30 carbs a day and once a week eat a cheat meal. although as of late i've been cutting it up to about 80 to 100 carbs a day and losing weight but VERY SLOWLY :fbm

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on October 25, 2012, 11:50:18 AM
Kiefer is heavy on the protein shakes, with a bit of coconut milk...so long as there are zero carbs involved, you can eat a fair-sized meal. The goal is to avoid carbs for at least a few hours after waking...I usually go 'til 2pm before eating anything solid these days and it seems to take the fat right off.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Groogrux on October 25, 2012, 11:52:29 AM
I might give this stuff a shot if going back to the Primal Blueprint doesn't pan out for me.  I used it before and lost 60 lbs and gained a lot of muscle.  I used to look and feel a ton better than I do now. 

Yeah, my biggest problem has been motivation here lately.  Even hearing myself say it though sounds silly.  What motivation should I need more than extending my life, having a better quality of life, and providing a better life for my son.  Still though, it's like there's something battling me every step of the way.

I did do a pantry purge last night and cleaned most of the "shit" foods out of my cabinets and fridge.  Then I discovered that my eating options were pretty bare!  It's a good thing that I work in a grocery store, so I can restock on good stuff before I come home tonight.

Which brings a question to mind: For those of you who do the low-carb, paleo, primal blueprint style dieting stuff, do you make more frequent but smaller trips to the grocery now?  I feel that's where this is leading me.  I'm thinking from now on I'm just going to pick up a few things just to make meals for the next day or so instead of the next couple of weeks.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 25, 2012, 12:12:46 PM
yup, i usually hit the store every other day for meat and produce. hey, it's an excuse to get on the bike.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 25, 2012, 12:14:11 PM
Kiefer is heavy on the protein shakes, with a bit of coconut milk...so long as there are zero carbs involved, you can eat a fair-sized meal. The goal is to avoid carbs for at least a few hours after waking...I usually go 'til 2pm before eating anything solid these days and it seems to take the fat right off.

this. when i started going to JUST a protein bar in the morning and then nothing until 1, boom, fat started disappearin'. those bacon/egg breakfasts were just a bit too much for me in the morning -- so i have 'em at dinner instead.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 25, 2012, 12:16:56 PM
http://carbnite.com/ns-buythebook.php

$20

It's a little overpriced in terms of page count per dollar I guess - it's padded out with some needless low carb recipes and such. But it's worth it if you actually intend to give it a shot for a while.

As a plan, it's not a million miles away from Tim Ferriss' Slow Carb (which features a blowout cheat day). Carb Nite seems a lot more fundamentally solid and logical than that though. There is nothing controversial to me (or most still reading this thread) about ultra low carb being the fastest way to lose fat in the short term. But in the longer term, it's hard to overcome dat homestasis....the carb blowout once a week helps prevent that. He has some convincing arguments for the timing of fasting/eating being important also (fast during the morning, eat most of your calories in the afternoon/evening, only eat carbs in the evening when you eat them at all).

The big problem is that as we all know, carbs and hyperpalatable junk food in particular is mega-addictive so you'd have to be careful not to eat that stuff other than at the scheduled times. If you can delay your gratification though, it's doable for a month or so at a time, I'd guess. I'm not keen to try it for that reason...especially when lifting heavy.

geezus, who buys print books? i guess i can put the pdf on my kindle, but DUDE PUBLISH ON AMAZON
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Fifstar on October 25, 2012, 02:31:41 PM
I might give this stuff a shot if going back to the Primal Blueprint doesn't pan out for me.  I used it before and lost 60 lbs and gained a lot of muscle.  I used to look and feel a ton better than I do now. 

Yeah, my biggest problem has been motivation here lately.  Even hearing myself say it though sounds silly.  What motivation should I need more than extending my life, having a better quality of life, and providing a better life for my son.  Still though, it's like there's something battling me every step of the way.

I did do a pantry purge last night and cleaned most of the "shit" foods out of my cabinets and fridge.  Then I discovered that my eating options were pretty bare!  It's a good thing that I work in a grocery store, so I can restock on good stuff before I come home tonight.

Which brings a question to mind: For those of you who do the low-carb, paleo, primal blueprint style dieting stuff, do you make more frequent but smaller trips to the grocery now?  I feel that's where this is leading me.  I'm thinking from now on I'm just going to pick up a few things just to make meals for the next day or so instead of the next couple of weeks.

Have you set yourself a clear goal? Maybe how much weight you want to loose or how long you want to do primal? I think a specific timeframe is a good way to keep oneself motivated. Set a point until which you cut all the crappy food. Not with the intention to start eating all the junk food again as soon as that point has come but as a opportunity for reassesment, does the diet work, do you feel you can do it any longer. Obviously long term weight loss needs a long term change in diet, but maybe it is easier to work with smaller goals at first. I'm probably not saying anything new too you here, just try to start it and keep the frustration as low as possible, you've already cleaned your home of the junk food that's good. When you're away from home try always to have some 'clean' food with you. Meat balls have been by favorite food for work lately, cheap, tasty and easy to prepare the day before.

Regarding food shopping, I go every two or three days. I mainly try to have a big option of food that I can combine, eg lots of vegetables, some meat&chicken, coconut milk and fresh herbs. Also some frozen vegetables and frozen fish like salmon. That way you have a lot of stuff that you can combine in many different ways and the cooking is mostly very quick.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on October 25, 2012, 07:04:59 PM
Kiefer is heavy on the protein shakes, with a bit of coconut milk...so long as there are zero carbs involved, you can eat a fair-sized meal. The goal is to avoid carbs for at least a few hours after waking...I usually go 'til 2pm before eating anything solid these days and it seems to take the fat right off.

this. when i started going to JUST a protein bar in the morning and then nothing until 1, boom, fat started disappearin'. those bacon/egg breakfasts were just a bit too much for me in the morning -- so i have 'em at dinner instead.

In fairness, there are a LOT of very smart people who disagree with Kiefer and insist on a big breakfast. The biggest advocate is probably Charles Polinquin - he's like you must eat MEAT and NUTS every morning when you wake up or you will be PUNY and FAT and SICK. All I can say is that I never felt the need to eat first thing in the morning and never enjoyed cooking then either. I definitely feel a lot more alert if I don't eat then too.

Of course, this kind of advice shouldn't be taken in isolation. How someone recommends you eat in the morning is affected by how they think you should eat the rest of the time as well. If you are carb backloading the night before, you really won't feel very hungry the next morning.

Groogrux - Primal should be fine but of course if you want to lose a bunch of weight fast, you'll want to keep the carbs as low as possible. Carb Nite and CBL are just timing protocols for the macronutrients you eat as part of a Primal/Paleo diet really....they are totally compatible.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Groogrux on October 25, 2012, 11:57:32 PM
I plan to stay on a Primal/Paleo/Low Carb diet for the remainder of my life unless it's ever proven to be unhealthy.  I loved the way I felt when I was on that diet full-time, and from what I've read about it, it's available as a permanent lifestyle.

Cormac, the only thing that bothers me about CBL and Carb Nite is the whole "have whatever you want" parts of it.  It's good in theory, but for a guy like me, it's dangerous.  So what if I were to take the basic principal from both of them of no to low carb in the morning and more carbs in the evenings or one day a week?  How do you think I could work that out?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on October 26, 2012, 12:18:16 AM
I plan to stay on a Primal/Paleo/Low Carb diet for the remainder of my life unless it's ever proven to be unhealthy.  I loved the way I felt when I was on that diet full-time, and from what I've read about it, it's available as a permanent lifestyle.

Cormac, the only thing that bothers me about CBL and Carb Nite is the whole "have whatever you want" parts of it.  It's good in theory, but for a guy like me, it's dangerous.  So what if I were to take the basic principal from both of them of no to low carb in the morning and more carbs in the evenings or one day a week?  How do you think I could work that out?

It would have some effect but as with any program, you kind of have to follow it. And also you need to be clear on why you are doing it. Fat loss? Strength? Health? Yes of course we all want all 3 at once but most of us will still pick one to prioritize.

Just stick to Paleo/Primal and stay as low carb as possible unless after workouts maybe. And don't go too crazy even then. You know that'll work out of the box.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on October 26, 2012, 12:30:36 AM
Also - Paleo/Primal are also 'eat as much as you like' methods, ya know.  The unspoken proviso is that you don't drink entire bottles of olive oil in a sitting, or eat 10lbs of sweet potatoes
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Groogrux on October 26, 2012, 08:57:18 AM
Yeah, it's one of the best parts of that lifestyle is I don't have to look at a plate and wonder where the rest of the food is.  But you are right, there are limitations to it.  For right now, I'm going pretty streamline with it and cutting out even stuff like sweet potatoes and the fruits.  The only sweets that will make it into my system will be my protein shake (8g carbs) after I work out.  I'm really going to try and keep my carbs under 70g regularly and shoot for 30-50g a couple days a week.  After I've gotten myself used to the lifestyle and routine again, I might try and incorporate IF again as well.

I plan to be going like that until I've had some significant fat loss.  My goal is to try and lose fat (and weight) for the next six months and then slowly work on building my strength.  I'll probably be logging some significant cardio hours with some basic compound strength training for a while.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: ToxicAdam on October 26, 2012, 09:08:17 AM
Do you sit a lot, all day? One of the big things that helped me lose weight was ditching my chair and standing. They say you burn about 50 (more) calories/hr this way. Over the course of a day, that can really add up.

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on October 26, 2012, 09:26:13 AM
I stand for work these days, and go for a walk at lunchtime most days. Today I deadlifted around 5pm and my fucking legs were DEAD :lol  Did 2 sets ok but the 3rd was like hitting a brick wall. Have you experienced this or this is exclusively an old man thing?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: ToxicAdam on October 26, 2012, 09:48:21 AM
I usually do pyramid sets on compound exercises. Start with a warmup weight, scale up to a nice working weight,  then by the third set I am doing my max or near max. Then my fourth/fifth sets I am scaling back down.

My last set of deads went like this: 135 - 225 - 305 - 275 - 185 (reps of 7)

I'm sure if I were pushing myself in every set (in a typical three set workout), I would gas on that third set. Plus, I would probably be wiped for another 10 minutes afterword. lol

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on October 26, 2012, 09:56:58 AM
I'm pretty familiar with my capacity, and this was super low volume. My legs felt stiff and dead before I started though. The other factor is that I'd had no carbs whatsoever since Monday. The CBL thing is aimed more at traditional BB splits where you are in the gym 5x a week, after which you are carb refuelling. So basically almost every day is a carb load, meaning your muscle glycogen stores are usually full. I'm guessing I was running on empty today.

Aside - For deads and squats I usually do 5 or so reps with the bar and then 60kg just to check the form, then do one lift each time I add a plate until I get to the work sets, which are basically always 3x or 5x. I've never seen the point in tiring yourself out before the work sets, so I usually do the bare minimum needed to wake up the CNS and work out any kinks.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 26, 2012, 07:53:52 PM
I stand for work these days, and go for a walk at lunchtime most days. Today I deadlifted around 5pm and my fucking legs were DEAD :lol  Did 2 sets ok but the 3rd was like hitting a brick wall. Have you experienced this or this is exclusively an old man thing?

I have this intermittently if I work out after work. Sucks. :-(
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Groogrux on October 27, 2012, 09:02:18 PM
Do you sit a lot, all day? One of the big things that helped me lose weight was ditching my chair and standing. They say you burn about 50 (more) calories/hr this way. Over the course of a day, that can really add up.



Actually, I work in a grocery store now and walk 5-6 miles a shift.  I try to move around a lot when I have days off, but I'm not too sedentary.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Boogie on November 01, 2012, 10:33:09 PM
Played my first game of ice hockey in nearly 8 years ( :-\ )  this morning. 

It was great to be back on the ice, but HOLY CRAP was I out of skating shape.  Doing jiu-jitsu and gym work at my own pace just does not suffice when it comes to an hour on the ice.  I was one of the fastest out there for the first thirty seconds, and then I was just dead.  Hopefully I can get my skating legs back in a month or so. 

My positional sense and ability to anticipate the play was still surprisingly good.  Managed to get a few shots on net, and set up the better players for a couple of goals, too.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on November 01, 2012, 10:36:36 PM
Damn must've felt good though. I'm fearing when I can start getting back into football again. My cardio is shit anyways and that will be a ...interesting experience  :lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Mupepe on November 02, 2012, 10:50:27 AM
Went to the doctor this morning.  I've been on pretty damn strict paleo for 11 months now without falling off.  All I hear from people is how bad my cholesterol must be from the diet and how it isn't healthy.  The doctor asked what I've been eating.  I told her about my standard breakfast of 6 eggs and two pieces of bacon and 12 ounces of red meat at night and I got some finger wagging from her about how it's not healthy to eat such fatty foods that often.

We ran my cholesterol and blood glucose and took my pulse and BP.  She was respectful enough to at least admit that my diet was working for me at least.  Everything was in the excellent range.  She has this little card that she writes her results on and there is a "Risk Factor" section where she writes what you need to work on.  She admitted that it had been a while since she left it blank.

Thanks, Cormac.

Edit: To add to it, I've been on a four day weight training split for 11 months too.  I also run/box/spar 5 days a week.  As of today I've lost 76 pounds in the last 11 months.  My BF is around 17% and dropping and all my lifts are the highest they've ever been. 

By the end of the year I should be at around 190-195 lbs with around 10-12% bf.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Eric P on November 02, 2012, 11:28:38 AM
aw yiss

congrats
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: FlameofCallandorReturns on November 02, 2012, 02:54:01 PM
Went to the doctor this morning.  I've been on pretty damn strict paleo for 11 months now without falling off. 

:bow

You are amazing. I can go strict for like a week before I slowly break down. I'v just surrendered tot he fact that I can go about 80% paleo for the week. But I tend to do a lot of endurance stuff.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Eric P on November 02, 2012, 03:02:32 PM
aside from dairy and alcohol, i find paleo fairly easy to stick to.  Every once in a while (like once a month) I'll have something with rice or corn, but that's so rare for me.

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Mupepe on November 02, 2012, 03:45:57 PM
gracias, senors. 

I just realized that I had been half assing it for a couple of years and it was obvious that paleo worked.  I also realized that I can't just break a little.  If I fall off, I fall off hard. 

I lost about 50 lbs last year doing paleo but I decided to let myself off the hook a bit and "lose weight more slowly".  By December I tried to wear some clothes that had fit 6 months earlier and at the time they fit I was so proud because of the weight I lost.  It hit me really hard and I realized I needed to get serious.  I created a list of recipes and a routine that I could integrate in not just my weight loss plan, but in my life.  I've stuck to it ever since with minor tweaks here and there. 

I also learned how to say fuck you to peer pressure from people.  I used to let it get to me when people would talk shit about my diet.  The snide remarks when I would say "Oh I can't eat that" used to get to me because I didn't want to be one of "those people."  I literally started telling people to fuck off when they would say it.  And as I lost more weight with my lifestyle it bugged me less and less and I would just tell myself (and sometimes them depending on their demeanor) that it's their lack of self control that makes them the way they are.  Even worse were the people born with ectomorph or mesomorph bodies who ate like shit but thought they had the answer to health because they didn't gain weight.  It was honestly just insecurity in my body.  Not anymore though.

Feels good, man.

Again... thank you, Cormac and everyone else in here for sharing their stories and ideas.  My wife's support for my lifestyle change was also amazing.  She would suffer and eat what I ate for me.  That made such a huge difference to know she was by my side with it. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: VALIS on November 03, 2012, 06:12:47 AM
I can barfely see my keybord over mu beer belli. Dios di mio! I don't know if that's spanish! Suicide!!!!

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: VALIS on November 03, 2012, 06:17:16 AM
Mupepe, I want to fuck your giggly titties a bunch.

Cheers,
VALIS

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on November 03, 2012, 08:36:07 AM
Congrats on your success Mupepe.

The workplace is definitely tough.  During crunch times or day long meetings, my employer is generous in ordering food.  At first you just eat the meat, then you realize you're working a shitload and fuck it, why not.  Then you eat a bunch of carbohydrates and feel like shit for the rest of the day.

Now I do cooking at home and bring my food to work.  That way if people ask wtf I can just say that I'm trying to save money to pay off my student loans.  They will think about the outrageous sums of money they're paying for their sons and daughters' tuitions and will leave me alone about it.

A depressing thing happened this week.  I haven't lifted weights in about two years.  At my peak, I squatted 455 lbs for reps.  I went this week as a guest of a friend's at a gym and struggled getting one rep at 315 pounds.  All of that pain and struggle for 10+ years, gone.  I need to get my ass to a gym.  Due to work schedules, my only exercise is walking my dog before and after work.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on November 04, 2012, 03:17:16 PM
About 10 years ago I was obsessed with Boston College. I bought a heavy duty BC jacket that waso n sale for $40 pleading that some day I would be able to fit into it and wear it. It was like two sizes smaller than me then. Today I put it on and went outside and played in the snow like a fairy. :bow

That made me pretty proud and feel good. Was nice cuz i've been losing slooooooooooooooooooowlllllllllllyyyyyyyyyyyyy lately because i've been getting depressed over a girl (:fbm) and kinda not taking the diet seriously. Hopefully this realization will kick it back into top gear. :)

On that note, while getting back into p good shape is great and nice and boosts your confidence and makes you feel well, I had totally forgot how depressing the girl hunt can be and the toll that can have on ya :fbm but I guess thats for the relationship thread!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on November 04, 2012, 03:17:43 PM
oh and congrats mupepe
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: demi on November 04, 2012, 04:34:36 PM
I can barfely see my keybord over mu beer belli. Dios di mio! I don't know if that's spanish! Suicide!!!!

Hot <3
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Mupepe on November 05, 2012, 10:37:48 AM
Mupepe, I want to fuck your giggly titties a bunch.

Cheers,
VALIS


oh em gee!! where the hell have you been??

Congrats on your success Mupepe.

The workplace is definitely tough.  During crunch times or day long meetings, my employer is generous in ordering food.  At first you just eat the meat, then you realize you're working a shitload and fuck it, why not.  Then you eat a bunch of carbohydrates and feel like shit for the rest of the day.

Now I do cooking at home and bring my food to work.  That way if people ask wtf I can just say that I'm trying to save money to pay off my student loans.  They will think about the outrageous sums of money they're paying for their sons and daughters' tuitions and will leave me alone about it.

A depressing thing happened this week.  I haven't lifted weights in about two years.  At my peak, I squatted 455 lbs for reps.  I went this week as a guest of a friend's at a gym and struggled getting one rep at 315 pounds.  All of that pain and struggle for 10+ years, gone.  I need to get my ass to a gym.  Due to work schedules, my only exercise is walking my dog before and after work.
Yeah that's what I don't want to experience.  I've fallen off so many times before and then had to retread territory.  It's depressing to watch your progress go down the toilet.  And yeah, the workplace used to be my worst enemy.  Everyone goes out to eat here and I had to be the guy who brought my food in every day.  It was either some light joking (although not mean spirited it does get to you if you let it) or flat out snide remarks.  Luckily my closest coworkers are very supportive and will even keep my in line if I start talking about falling off.  A good support system goes a long way.

oh and congrats mupepe
Thanks man.  Congrats to you as well.  Losing 100 lbs is pretty inspiring. :)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on November 05, 2012, 07:56:21 PM
Congrats Mups! People who quit asking dumb questions and just go off and do it: THE BEST
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on November 05, 2012, 08:19:59 PM
I've been using this little iOS app (universal) called Day One for a while now to chronicle workouts, nutrition and progress pics. It's very handy...it's as easy as tweeting, and gives you a nicely-formatted timeline with embedded pics:

https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/day-one-journal/id421706526?mt=8

There are a gazillion other ways to do this for free of course (blogs, email, personal website etc) but this is super convenient I find. Haven't tried the separate desktop app yet - probably won't use it 'cause i only want it for very short bits of text really.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on November 05, 2012, 08:22:23 PM
cormac you ever ocnsider writing a book you give some real good advice and tips and I think you could put out a solid
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on November 05, 2012, 08:30:06 PM
Almost everything I say is recycled from other people's books or websites...I don't think I could actually charge money for other people's ideas :lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Mupepe on November 06, 2012, 10:22:36 AM
Congrats Mups! People who quit asking dumb questions and just go off and do it: THE BEST
Gracias, sir!  I think it was actually you a long time ago that so bluntly told me to stop being so damn neurotic and just do it.  I remember being a bit sphinctersore at the time but it's really what I needed.  I also stayed away from most fitness sites/threads because of my routine/diet ADD.  Reading threads/sites would make me neurotic that I wasn't doing as well as I really could and I would change it up and fall off/lose focus.  I already knew the basics so I stuck with what I knew worked and stopped sweating the small stuff.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on November 06, 2012, 07:20:55 PM
http://www.amazon.com/Merrell-Mens-Moab-GORE-TEX-Hiking/dp/B00114VBEI/ref=sr_1_5?s=shoes&ie=UTF8&qid=1352247557&sr=1-5&keywords=merrell

I bought a pair of these today. THey are so amazing. I'm really loving Vibrams, especially ones that don't look like toe shoes. :bow
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on November 06, 2012, 08:53:13 PM
Did this KB workout yesterday, taken from Steve Cotter's Facebook (scaled down of course - he was working up to 2x32kg!)

2H = two hand swings with one KB, LH = left hand only, LH/RH = alternating left hand/right hand swings with one KB, 2KB = one KB in each hand

1 min on, 1 min off (total 25 mins):

2H swings 16kg,
LH/RH swings 16kg, 
LH swings 16kg,
RH swings 16kg,
2H swings 24kg,
LH / RH swings 24kg,
2KB swings 16kg,
LH/RH swings 24kg,
2H swings 24kg,
RH swings 16kg,
LH swings 16kg,
LH/RH Swings 16kg,
2H swings 16kg

It was pretty murderous on the grip near the end, especially the one hand rounds. Give it a shot!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on November 08, 2012, 11:58:28 AM
Yeah sorry I meant their soles, not the barefoot stuff.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on November 08, 2012, 07:31:38 PM
I don't know, i've never had nice padded shoes so If theres something better then reccomend it  ???


The Vibram Minmus running shoes I have are great though. I love how light those are
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on November 08, 2012, 09:49:10 PM
yes the vibram soled new balance minimus
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Groogrux on November 09, 2012, 07:28:54 AM
TBH Vibram does make a good quality sole for any shoe, whether it's a pair of steel-toed boots, Merrell hiking shoes, or their own Five-Fingers.  I know a lot of guys that asked me about my Five-Fingers when I wore those and when I told them that they were made by Vibrams, a lot of them would tell me that the sole of their work boots were made by Vibrams and that they were still going strong.

http://www.amazon.com/Merrell-Geomorph-Stretch-Hiking-Shoes/dp/B006ZBLCIM (http://www.amazon.com/Merrell-Geomorph-Stretch-Hiking-Shoes/dp/B006ZBLCIM)

These are the shoes I bought a couple of weeks ago.  I picked them up at my local shoe store for three reasons: They were Merrell brand, they had a Vibram sole, and they were $100 cheaper than regular retail price.  Most comfortable shoe that I've ever worn.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Eric P on November 09, 2012, 08:51:19 AM
I have a pair of vibram new balance shoes on right now.

great in rainy weather
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: ToxicAdam on November 09, 2012, 08:58:27 AM
I desperately need some new shoes. I've been wearing the same pair of 60 dollar Nikes since I started working out 5 months ago. Probably have 150 miles on them, at least.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: ToxicAdam on November 15, 2012, 11:24:03 AM
Have DOMS in my forearms for the first time ever. I feel like a gimp at work.

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Takuan on November 20, 2012, 10:17:31 AM
So how much of a difference do legit runners make over a pair of basketball shoes for running on the treadmill?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: ToxicAdam on November 20, 2012, 10:49:40 AM
Personally, I think it makes a world of difference. Especially if you intend to run for more than 10 minutes a go.

Not only the weight difference between the two types of shoes but how they are constructed can mean the difference between feeling shin splints, joint fatigue, foot soreness or feeling nothing at all.

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Takuan on November 20, 2012, 10:55:26 AM
Personally, I think it makes a world of difference. Especially if you intend to run for more than 10 minutes a go.

Not only the weight difference between the two types of shoes but how they are constructed can mean the difference between feeling shin splints, joint fatigue, foot soreness or feeling nothing at all.
Gotcha. I don't do much running, as was probably evident from my question, but I may need to in the near future. Gettin' all kinds of soft in my old age and it's not a hot look.

I'll pick up a pair the next time I'm at a Nike outlet.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: ToxicAdam on November 20, 2012, 11:00:17 AM
The most important thing is just to do it. Don't let a lack of shoes stop you from getting active again.  Running with b-ball shoes >>> not running at all.

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Takuan on November 20, 2012, 11:06:52 AM
How much did Nike pay you for that subliminal? ;)

Yeah, I mean, I play basketball with a group of fairly serious friends, but we ran into permit issues and I haven't played at all since early summer. Will be playing Sunday, so I'll get my cardio in.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on November 20, 2012, 03:36:57 PM
DO you guys go all out on Thanksgiving or do you try to still retain throughout your diets?
Luckily for me I don't really like turkey so I don't splurge out on that, and i'm kinda "over" potatos and gravy and stuffing so...just greenbeans for me :V
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Mupepe on November 20, 2012, 04:13:38 PM
DO you guys go all out on Thanksgiving or do you try to still retain throughout your diets?
Luckily for me I don't really like turkey so I don't splurge out on that, and i'm kinda "over" potatos and gravy and stuffing so...just greenbeans for me :V
There's nothing wrong with turkey.  Go nuts.  I'll try to stay as close as possible but I'm not going to deny myself certain things on a holiday as long as it's within reason.  I'm not saying to down a tub of cool whip but if there's a piece of pie and I want it, why not? 

Edit: Also, personal milestone for me today.  After working out I passed a mirror on my way to the shower and noticed my top 4 abs sticking out.  Felt pretty good. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on November 20, 2012, 04:47:48 PM
:bow congrats

I was just wondering if you guys adapted your holidays to your diets, introduced new dishes etc
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Mupepe on November 20, 2012, 06:12:33 PM
:bow congrats

I was just wondering if you guys adapted your holidays to your diets, introduced new dishes etc
Thanks!

Since I don't do the cooking for holidays I just stick to it as close as possible.  But I'm definitely a bit more lenient.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on November 20, 2012, 09:15:30 PM
http://chriskresser.com/3-tips-for-preventing-holiday-weight-gain-and-why-its-so-important

The short version: Most of the fat gained by Americans goes on in the holiday period, and most of it never comes off again despite dieting. If you're going to avoid that you need to be really careful with parties and cheats.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: ToxicAdam on November 20, 2012, 11:09:09 PM
DO you guys go all out on Thanksgiving or do you try to still retain throughout your diets?
Luckily for me I don't really like turkey so I don't splurge out on that, and i'm kinda "over" potatos and gravy and stuffing so...just greenbeans for me :V

Luckily, I will be at a party that also has honey ham as an option. :drool

My general rule for parties is to eat whatever but make sure that the majority of what I intake is protein or veggies.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on November 21, 2012, 05:33:13 AM
I managed to con everyone into going to Brazilian BBQ for 'Thanksgiving' this year so I'm good :drool
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Takuan on November 21, 2012, 03:51:07 PM
I managed to con everyone into going to Brazilian BBQ for 'Thanksgiving' this year so I'm good :drool
Oh god. Brazilian BBQ is one of the reasons life is worth living.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: FlameofCallandorReturns on November 21, 2012, 08:10:42 PM
I did Ironman Arizona last weekend. I was a full hour faster than IMTX. I didnt do much training since schooling really got ahold of me this semester. I'm taking a break off from triathlon for a bit and going to focus on my long distance running. I'm doing the Austin marathon in February with a goal of less than 4:30.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on November 23, 2012, 08:23:23 PM
congrats on the improvmenet mang. toughest man / iron mans still sound so fucking fun but i can't even fathom how hard they must be.

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: FlameofCallandorReturns on November 23, 2012, 09:59:58 PM
Its more mental than physical. After doing 2, I really dont think they are that hard if your goal is just to finish. I'm not gonna do another full Ironman until I can train for real and get below 12 hours.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on November 26, 2012, 11:50:21 AM
I think tomorrow I am going ot give up marijuana because I'd like to follow my dads footsteps and become a police officer. I was looking up their requirements which all seem pretty easy except you have to be clean for 12 months. Good bye my friend.  :usacry

I think setting next November as a goal to enter the "academy" if there's any job openings will be good. I'm excited!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Boogie on November 27, 2012, 12:30:17 AM
Boogie and Methoditis: Bore's finest.

damn straigh---wait, what?!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on November 27, 2012, 04:27:47 AM
mmm friendly fire
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Oblivion on December 02, 2012, 08:12:16 PM
Please don't kill me for asking this question if I've asked this before, but do push ups actually make your arms bigger?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on December 02, 2012, 08:19:12 PM
Define 'push-ups' and 'bigger'
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Oblivion on December 02, 2012, 08:54:07 PM
Define 'push-ups' and 'bigger'

Uh...standard, two handed push ups, I guess? The kind they make you do in jr. high and high school P.E.?

And "bigger" defined as...bigger? More muscular, I suppose? Come on, work with me here, dawg.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on December 02, 2012, 08:56:12 PM
bad questions are hard to answer. Some value of <push-ups> will make your arms some value of <bigger>. What you are really asking is 'Will the number of push-ups I am prepared do make my arms as big as I want?', and the answer to that is 'no', because, like the invention of Facebook, if you cared enough to do the push-ups, you'd have done the push-ups
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Oblivion on December 02, 2012, 09:05:58 PM
bad questions are hard to answer. Some value of <push-ups> will make your arms some value of <bigger>. What you are really asking is 'Will the number of push-ups I am prepared do make my arms as big as I want?', and the answer to that is 'no', because, like the invention of Facebook, if you cared enough to do the push-ups, you'd have done the push-ups

Hey, I've been kind of lazy about it, I'll admit. But I want to get back to it, assuming I wouldn't just be wasting my time.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on December 02, 2012, 09:13:58 PM
I'm not judging. But everyone in the world knows how to do push-ups so I assume you have tried, and met various other people who have also done push-ups. What results did you observe? Like with cooking, it makes more sense to just go ahead and try it rather than wonder if you'll like the results.

Your time wouldn't be wasted if you are not doing anything like that right now. You'd get stronger for sure even if you didn't get bigger. Returns will of course diminish (I think it's pointless trying to more than 30 or 40 push-ups personally....it turns into endurance rather than strength). Being able to do some number of push-ups is a decent benchmark for strength but not so much a good way to achieve it, unless you are in prison etc. and have no access to weights. If you just want to get bigger, well, read a bodybuilding mag or website and count how many people advocate doing push-ups.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Oblivion on December 02, 2012, 09:25:32 PM
Cool beans. Thanks.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on December 03, 2012, 02:44:27 AM
I did this for a laugh on Facebook but it's actually not a bad way to convey a bunch of useful information i think -

Give us this day our daily allowance of no more than 30 grams of gluten-free carbohydrate,
And forgive us our glycogen debt,
And lead us not into temptation,
But deliver us from evil unless it be in the post-workout window wherein we can benefit from non-insulin-mediated glucose transport systems
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: ToxicAdam on December 09, 2012, 09:47:09 PM
Broke some personal records this past week. OHP - 145, Squat - 325, Bench - 225. I could probably bench more, but I don't usually feel like bothering someone for a spot. I've quit pushing myself on dead lifts. I was doing work sets of 300+ but it was completely ruining me for the rest of my workout. Now I just do 245 withe good form.

I've been lazy and have cut out a lot of cardio, so it's no surprise I have more energy/str.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Mupepe on December 09, 2012, 10:12:33 PM
 
What do you guys think about simultaneously cutting fat and gaining muscle? Realistic, or no?
I saw (and responded to) your post on GAF. You're still getting newb gains so yes its very possible. Its also possible after newb gains too but its not as fast and much more difficult. You'll need to be really strict with your diet. Try carb back loading or going full on paleo. That's what worked for me.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on December 09, 2012, 10:55:10 PM
CBL continues to work like a crazy dream for me, especially after doing a full week of ultra low carb (less than 30g of carbs a day). I am as big and strong as I've ever been but also as lean as I've ever been.

And the backloads! Oh the backloads! I should post a few pics of the amazing carbiness for y'all. Even avoiding gluten completely, you can have some serious fun.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Mupepe on December 09, 2012, 10:58:40 PM
Yeah I do back loading every once in a while when I wanna switch it up from my typical low carb. It is very satisfying emotionally haha  I just tend to develop self control issues after a few weeks and find myself thinking about breaking a lot. It definitely works though
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on December 09, 2012, 11:26:32 PM
I did a few posts about CBL a while back but have been reluctant to say anything too definitive/conclusive until I ran it for a few more months. I've been doing it since early September. The key concepts are -

- eat carbs at night after heavy weight training to stimulate muscle growth
- fast during the morning to stay in a fat-burning state, eat ultra low carb prior to training
- on non-training days, fast in the morning, eat ultra low carb the rest of the way
- proactively use supplements like coffee, whey protein isolate, coconut oil, creatine, leucine etc to optimize the various hormonal effects triggered by the above

Once you get it all figured out, it's almost magical, especially combined with what I already consider a healthy diet (using Paleo-friendly ingredients; hopefully no need to rehash that for this thread).

It actually leverages the morning shot of cortisol your body produces on waking to positive effect, as well as the insulin spike produced by eating carbs (to prevent catabolysis of muscle). This alone would have some fairly significant positive effects, but when you combine it with heavy weights,  you get some serious leverage thanks to the glut-4 transport mechanism. This is where you get into the realms of the previously-unthinkable. Even though you may have released a bunch of insulin post-carb consumption, the insulin-mediated transport does not occur in the post-workout interval. Instead glut-4 whisks the resulting glycogen off to the muscles, bypassing fat storage mechanisms. <insert choir of angels singing in rapturous joy>. So yes, you eat like a pig, charge up your metabolism (preventing the thyroid downregulation that occurs after days of ultra low carb...), sleep like a baby and wake up recovered and more ripped than you were the night before (although you will take on a bunch of water along with the carbs, that disappears again when you go ULC again).

In practice, this is crazily easy for someone like me to implement. I know how to eat ultra low carb, although i don't like to do it for long - no-one really does. I like to lift heavy weights. I like to eat potatoes and rice and ice cream sometimes too! So when I workout, i backload. When I don't workout, i continue to eat ultra low carb. Either way you are working towards one of your goals - either gaining lean mass, or stripping off body fat. I'd imagine if you did something like this in your teens or 20s, you'd see some amazingly fast results. Even for an old fart though, it still works amazingly well, and appears to be something you can just do indefinitely. (With the proviso that it's a cutting edge protocol so nobody much has actually been on it longer than a year or two, and they're all bodybuilders on 'roids who don't eat for health or longevity, only performance).

There are some little 'gotchas' that can derail this however.

- you should avoid fat in the first backload meal. I was eating normal meals for a while, with carbs. Didn't work so well. Now I eat a couple of ripe bananas (overripe is better as they are sweeter) then a full meal an hour or two later (i.e. rice and beef stew or curry, meat and potatoes), then a snack with fat and carbs before bed (ice cream/yoghurt, banana and cinnamon work well here).  These all have separate purposes designed to stimulate sharp spikes of insulin for growth/prevention of catabolysis and to avoid fat storage. My advice is do it as written

- it works better with a few sprint/Crossfit/HIIT-style workouts throughout the week for glycogen-depletion. You will enter the fat-burning state faster and for longer with a few of these in your schedule. I use kettlebells for this.

- don't fast too long. I try to put something in my piehole every hour or so while fasting - coffee, shake w/WPI, coconut milk and creatine, more coffee, more shake til i get to noon-2pm when i have a light meal. Usually an omelette or bacon and eggs. I got better results when I stopped treating this as my main meal of the day. Calories should be later in the day, all the time.

- also, depending on how you eat normally, an extended intro ULC period definitely helps. I put this off for the first month or so but after I did, things really seemed to click. A friend of mine lost 5kg - plus in this week.

If you want to do this without the weightlifting, just do a single night per week of carb binging, and stay ULC the rest of the way. The morning fasting / shifting calories to the evening as much as possible still applies.


 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Oblivion on December 09, 2012, 11:54:19 PM
Cormac, are crunches or sit ups a better way to develop your abs?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on December 09, 2012, 11:59:36 PM
go on, post a TLDR gif i double triple dare ya
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Nintendosbooger on December 10, 2012, 01:01:34 PM
Got off the milk.

My daily protein quota will take a hit, but I'm tired of the bloated stomach, the farting, and the sluggishness that comes from drinking it.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: drew on December 10, 2012, 01:20:43 PM
Cormac, are crunches or sit ups a better way to develop your abs?

i know you didn't ask me but sit ups might fuck up your back. just make sure you not only do normal crunches but the side crunches where you rest your ankle on top of the opposite knee and raise your elbow to your raised knee, repeating with the other side.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Mupepe on December 10, 2012, 01:20:53 PM
The problem I would have with CBL is that with my schedule, it works best if I lift in the morning around 7am. I could switch to nighttime lifting, but it would be pretty inconvenient, and it would also take longer because the gym on campus gets super packed in the evening. Would it be really beneficial to make the switch, or can I make this nutrition schedule work with morning lifting?
I lift at 7am and CBL works on that schedule.  I just tend to make the meal immediately following lifting carb heavy and taper off the rest of the day.  And on your rest days do strict low carb.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on December 10, 2012, 06:57:52 PM
Mups -

err, that's not how you do it at all (although I understand that eating carbs after lifting is what your body is screaming for...and you love dem burritos :lol). You are supposed to backload the night before (to fill up the muscle glycogen stores for lifting, which apparently is a thing even though heavy lifting is not glycolytic...)

Here's the man himself on the topic -
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPEGtwFJlAM
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Mupepe on December 10, 2012, 08:29:21 PM
Ah well shit. I got some bad advice on GAF haha  because I asked the same question awesome-o did since I train in the morning and that's the advice I got.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on December 10, 2012, 08:45:31 PM
:wag

People love carbs, man. They cannot be trusted on that subject.

Then again, the way you are doing it would likely have some positive effects, but far from optimal. It breaks the fat-burning process, for a start.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Mupepe on December 10, 2012, 08:59:28 PM
Yeah. I still lost fat but not as quick as strict low carb. The positive aspect was that it reversed strength losses when I encountered them on my fat loss journey.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on December 10, 2012, 09:06:02 PM
There are definitely a lot of different routes you can take with it but from my experimentation, doing it exactly as Kiefer describes is optimal.

I understand why people like to get their workouts out of the way early, but will never understand waking up at 5 or whatever to do them. From a fitness standpoint, the sleep is more important, and easier. I do mine 4-6pm now, and use the lunch break for walks instead
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on December 10, 2012, 09:13:22 PM
Growing up I always heard its better to exercise on a empty stomache as you're burning off pre-existing stuff and not new stuff. Is that not true?

I work out at night anyways.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on December 10, 2012, 09:34:33 PM
Growing up I always heard its better to exercise on a empty stomache as you're burning off pre-existing stuff and not new stuff. Is that not true?

I work out at night anyways.

I guess it's folk wisdom because there is a large germ of truth there, that science now supports. Eating before a workout is largely pointless due to the time it takes to actually digest most food. Working out on an empty stomach has various positive benefits. Even just walking on an empty stomach has some nice effects. You still retain most of those benefits by just going ultra low carb (and probably even moderate calorie) pre-workout though.

One cool thing about Kiefer's methodology is that it leverages a bunch of little easy-to-implement benefits that stack up to something significant over time. For a given day or week, you won't notice much of a difference from working out in the p.m. vs in the a.m. Over a couple of months, you will get a decent advantage by doing so, and basically for 'free', i.e. no additional effort on your part.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Mupepe on December 10, 2012, 10:48:41 PM
There are definitely a lot of different routes you can take with it but from my experimentation, doing it exactly as Kiefer describes is optimal.

I understand why people like to get their workouts out of the way early, but will never understand waking up at 5 or whatever to do them. From a fitness standpoint, the sleep is more important, and easier. I do mine 4-6pm now, and use the lunch break for walks instead
I go to bed early anyways. I never get less than 8 hours of sleep.  I also live ten minutes away from my job so that's easy too.  And morning work outs give me energy too. I am sleepy as hell all day if I don't work out first thing.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on December 10, 2012, 10:49:43 PM
well nobody here is in the least defensive
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on December 10, 2012, 11:11:48 PM
I actually envy you who live in cities and actual towns. I feel super sedantry and now that I'm unemployed again for a few months and the snow is coming I don't know what to do to stop me from sitting most of the day playing video games.  :'( :'(
 

Should I maybe work out like every few hours? I'm kinda limited in what I can do because it takes 45 minutes to get to any real town with stuff to walk around and do, and I can't do my runs or sprints anymore because of the fukkin snow. I considered snow shoes but they're like $300 for a pair lolmfw
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Mupepe on December 10, 2012, 11:38:12 PM
well nobody here is in the least defensive
*shrug* just giving my whys
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on December 10, 2012, 11:45:40 PM
if i want your whys i'll ask for them

now get down and give me 50
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on December 10, 2012, 11:46:57 PM
Methodis - i guarantee you there are millions of cubicle-bound citydwelling fitness fiends out there who would KILL to be out in the country during winter. Go split some logs or some shit! Like yer Daddy done did!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: ToxicAdam on December 11, 2012, 09:04:14 AM
I would buy a weighted vest and run stairs in my house.

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Mupepe on December 11, 2012, 09:56:53 AM
if i want your whys i'll ask for them

now get down and give me 50
Hell no.  I'm too busy eating donuts, rice, cheetos, cake, pie, chocolate, pudding and doritos.   mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Van Cruncheon on December 11, 2012, 11:05:08 AM
i have a kettlebell in my cube. i look at it and think "cormac would be proud!" (then i think "he's a fuckin' smartass, fuck him") and i do swings/squats and people mock me

point is: there's really no excuse to be sedentary if you don't WANT to be. go find a heavy object and squat it or lift it while you watch the tube. it's that simple.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: hampster on December 11, 2012, 12:29:06 PM
I actually envy you who live in cities and actual towns. I feel super sedantry and now that I'm unemployed again for a few months and the snow is coming I don't know what to do to stop me from sitting most of the day playing video games.  :'( :'(
 

Should I maybe work out like every few hours? I'm kinda limited in what I can do because it takes 45 minutes to get to any real town with stuff to walk around and do, and I can't do my runs or sprints anymore because of the fukkin snow. I considered snow shoes but they're like $300 for a pair lolmfw

Ever since Rocky IV I've refused to work out in anything but snow!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on December 11, 2012, 01:04:06 PM
Methodis - i guarantee you there are millions of cubicle-bound citydwelling fitness fiends out there who would KILL to be out in the country during winter. Go split some logs or some shit! Like yer Daddy done did!

if only I had a wooden furnace  :'(

:)

i forgot I could hike the trails again since hunting season would be over. I'll probably do that :)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on December 11, 2012, 06:28:27 PM
Who says you have to burn them? Chop them and give them to an old lady or something. Win-win
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on December 11, 2012, 06:29:09 PM
I want to see pics of Prole's cubiclebell
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Van Cruncheon on December 11, 2012, 07:14:56 PM
i will get a pic tomorrow (i wah'd today). it is an embarrassing 30 lbs
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on December 11, 2012, 07:33:12 PM
more to the point, i want video of you swinging away manfully while your porky cubicle-mates point and jeer.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Van Cruncheon on December 11, 2012, 07:37:47 PM
i could do the former, but unfortunately my cubemates are all skinny geeks
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: ToxicAdam on December 11, 2012, 11:26:11 PM
My gym posted a notice that they are trimming their hours to 6a-10p (M-Th) at the start of next year. Fuck. I workout from 9ish-11.

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Groogrux on December 12, 2012, 10:14:33 PM
Sounds like you need a new gym.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: ToxicAdam on December 13, 2012, 11:18:53 AM
Man, I wish. But sadly, it's the only decent gym around my house. The others are either for women only or crossfit.

There is an amazing gym across town that is owned by a former powerlifter. He has amassed an incredible amount of equipment. But, it would take 20-30 minutes just to drive there and I can't waste an hour every day driving to/from a workout.

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on December 13, 2012, 08:05:08 PM
home gym?

You could maybe hash out a deal with the powerlifter to let you use the stuff you can't at home once a week or something. I basically never go to the gym these days. There is stuff i'd like to do, sure, but it's not worth taking the extra time.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: ToxicAdam on December 13, 2012, 10:13:59 PM
I'll probably just invest in a treadmill and do my cardio at home n the morning and lift weights at night. I'm starting to get burned out on my 90 minute workouts anyways.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: ToxicAdam on December 14, 2012, 11:46:16 AM
That was weirdly entertaining.

The 'elbows in' bench press is new to me. Not sure how I feel about it, as my elbows often give me problems if I put too much stress on them.

The other dude is pretty damn strong for his size. Looking at him I didn't think he could do as much as he did. (Especially saying he squatted 550 at one time (!))
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on December 14, 2012, 07:37:08 PM
great stuff, sitting down to watch it all with my Saturday morning coffee :) Just kind of mindblowing that someone would go in for a powerlifting workout in squishy gym shoes.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Boogie on December 14, 2012, 07:45:38 PM

The other dude is pretty damn strong for his size. Looking at him I didn't think he could do as much as he did. (Especially saying he squatted 550 at one time (!))

I had a troopmate at the RCMP training academy who was 5'6" and change, and no more than 163 lbs who did a bench press of 265lbs.  Shit was crazy.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on December 14, 2012, 07:46:43 PM
He's a Brit, I'm pretty sure.

Yeah, that's what kills me....just got to the deadlift part and i'm really liking this O'Hearn guy.  He's obviously not someone who squats regularly if he doesn't even know not to wear tight shorts and weightlifting shoes? Yet he can just do an excellent low bar squat with minimal instruction anyway? :'(
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on December 14, 2012, 07:47:48 PM
I knew a guy who ate 3 hotdogs on the trot once, man, that was intense
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Boogie on December 14, 2012, 07:48:34 PM
That's not very crazy.

  It was when combined with how much running they had us doing for six months.  shuddup.   :(
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on December 14, 2012, 07:52:52 PM
:lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on December 14, 2012, 08:02:26 PM
awesome, he told him to take off the shoes. Respect +1
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on December 18, 2012, 06:39:05 PM
You're much more likely to get your weight on your heels and off your knees/quads too. If you still haven't read Starting Strength, now is the time...!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on December 19, 2012, 03:23:09 PM
one of my dreams / goals was to buy and ride a skateboard like i always wanted to. the other day one of the stereo cruisers was on sale and i picked one up. i've been trying to learn real slowly albeit to shite sucess, and my legs fucking kill but god damn it feels great to meet goals :) just want to thank you all for the help again :)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on December 21, 2012, 11:17:38 PM
TRUTH BOMBS for the holidays

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJBAjofTTiE

Congrats on the skateboarding, Methodis!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Boogie on December 22, 2012, 02:11:10 AM
I'll drink to that.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Boogie on December 22, 2012, 02:23:34 AM
Also, hockey update after 7 weeks: (actually, that's only 5 games for me, I missed 2 weeks because of that pesky work stuff  :-\)

Damn, I *know* my on-ice cardio has improved since I started, but I'll be damned if I can tell the difference when I'm out on the ice.  That's not quite true, I can definitely tell a slight improvement, I just wish it were greater.

What I can really tell is afterwards, recovery-wise, I feel like I'm refreshed and good to go for another workout within a couple of hours, whereas after the first couple weeks I felt that I was dead for the whole day after the skate.

Also, skills-wise, I've found that while my positional-sense has been solid, the most difficult thing to gain is that innate sense of where my stick is, especially when in possession of the puck.  As a teen who was immersed in hockey, there was no question of the feel of the puck on the stick, but right now, every time I get the puck I feel the need to look down at it on my stick.  Very disconcerting after a youth spent with hours upon hours on the ice playing with pucks.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on December 22, 2012, 10:58:01 AM
What do you reccomend for a starting weight for a kettlebell cormac?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on December 22, 2012, 11:27:29 AM
16kg/35lbs is the standard for men, then you can go to a single 24kg KB or get another 16kg one and do 2 handed work. That's years worth of progress there. Of course it would be awesome to have huge KBs as well but the problem is they get proportionately expensive (especially inc shipping). Barbells and plates are much more cost effective for heavy loads.

Assuming you are still on a budget, Tim Ferris has some guides for making your own ghettobells which look like they'd be fine for the basic swings and so on.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on December 22, 2012, 12:00:43 PM
I'll have some holiday money and going to finally buy one after putting it off all summer. THank you for all the help, as always :)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on December 22, 2012, 09:15:09 PM
as ever, i recommend the IKFF ones
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on December 23, 2012, 05:46:12 PM
Holy crap, some dude on SA lost 250 pounds in about 10 months: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3519598&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1#post410076757

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3483612

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Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on December 23, 2012, 06:04:45 PM
ya no idea how he did it, he even did it with just a low calorie diet. maybe it was the fact that he had a program set up for him and that was motivation within itself.  good for him though.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on December 23, 2012, 06:08:41 PM
ps this guy is all over fitocracy but he's a goon and pretty inspirational too

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3519598&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=3#post410169995
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on December 26, 2012, 06:38:53 PM
just put in the order for the ikff kettlebel :bow

kinda interested in a treadmill or a exercise bike, cuz of the snow i can't run outside . good idea? any recs?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Mupepe on December 26, 2012, 07:11:59 PM
No recs but I do have a warning, don't cheap out. I bought a cheap treadmill and the motor sucks so much ass that sometimes I would trip because my feet would land and it didn't have the power to move me. Lot of money down the fucking drain. I've had two bikes and when they worked they did the job. But it was one of those air pressure resistance ones and in less than a year the hardest setting was completely loose. But I was bored as fuck with them by then. Bikes are soul sucking machines. Stick with the treadmill IMO.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on December 26, 2012, 07:14:39 PM
http://www.amazon.com/ProForm-PFTL60910-Proform-505-Treadmill/dp/B0048HS02G/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1356567181&sr=8-1&keywords=treadmill

thatst he one i was eyeing. seems alright, although I wonder if i should peruse craigslist soon or wait the month till all the new years boomers burn out  :'(

thanks for the word tho :)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on December 26, 2012, 07:17:16 PM
why not get a $10 jump rope first before spending big $$
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on December 26, 2012, 07:18:13 PM
I can do that too, I got a decent amount to spend. Rather spend it on fun stuff than video games / more instrumetns :)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on December 26, 2012, 08:47:10 PM
the KB will provide all the 'cardio' you could want anyway
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Dickie Dee on December 26, 2012, 08:48:13 PM
Some of you boys do Paleo right (was that here?). Think I'm finally ready to make some changes after ballooning up to ~260lbs these past few years when I should be 180 (6ft).

Won't go into the details of getting to this point, but any quick tips? I've borrowed a crapton of books to go through.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on December 26, 2012, 08:49:32 PM
only about, oh, 110 pages of them
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on December 26, 2012, 08:50:00 PM
believe me, it's as intimidating for me to look through all that shit as it is for you
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Dickie Dee on December 26, 2012, 08:56:16 PM
 :-[

Actually, just realized I collected all these books and didn't even google "getting started with a paleo diet" yet :lol. Maybe I'll start there...
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on December 26, 2012, 09:01:55 PM
http://www.marksdailyapple.com/

i followed that website, pirate his books, purchase if you dig it.

try to find eric p's first post in this thread I think it was, because i'm pretty sure thats when this thread went most paleo talk. i read the whole thing regardless.

the only other tip i would give is the first month is the hardest, once you pass that its just second nature and you don't even think about it anymore
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on December 26, 2012, 09:04:30 PM
oh second tip would be to make sure you get some gum or something for that first month because your breath will smell like piss from ketosis
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on December 26, 2012, 09:23:45 PM
If the goal is just the fastest possible fat loss, I don't think you can do better than Kiefer's Carb Nite Solution protocol (CNS).

I've talked a little about it here. My buddy is doing it now and it's just hilarious watching the fat come off. Takes a bit of willpower if you're not already used to eating low carb already (I don't consider Paleo low carb at all, but it's a lot closer to it than the standard American diet...).

Basically keep carbs under 30g a day (ultra low carb, ULC for short), and shift your calories mostly towards the evening. For one night a week, you eat a bunch of carbs as well and generally go nuts. This keeps the body from adapting to the ULC regime, and keeps the fat loss going once you start back on ULC. Since you're eating basically only protein, fat and some fiber from veggies, you won't lose much if any lean mass. Stay ULC for a whole week before the first Carb Nite. That's all there is to it, really. Starting at 260lbs, you should be able to lose upwards of 20lbs a month for a while...after you hit 200lbs it'll likely get harder. It's not designed as a long term eating plan so you'd probably have to cycle off it into a regular Paleo diet after a few months.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on December 26, 2012, 09:28:00 PM
that sounds awesome, im going to try that.

ps interminnent fasting is kinda fun i reccomend looking into that too
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on December 26, 2012, 09:36:26 PM
Carb Nite IS intermittent fasting - read carefully
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on December 26, 2012, 09:38:25 PM
i think we go in a circle of the same discussions which makes me once again beg for a new op ill even help write the fukkin thing
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on December 26, 2012, 11:40:15 PM
cormac i must be missing it or something i can't find it in this thread, can you post your kettlebell video again plzkthnx
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Eric P on December 28, 2012, 07:49:43 AM
whoops

low carb guru jimmy moore went on david duke's podcast and featured david duke's blog as a new one to watch in his blog roll

claims to not know or care about david duke's views outside of his stances on nutrition
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: ToxicAdam on December 28, 2012, 08:32:15 AM
The only color he sees is green.

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on December 28, 2012, 09:14:53 AM
can you blame him though?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Eric P on December 28, 2012, 09:19:10 AM
The only color he sees is green.

(http://i.imgur.com/cEM9J.jpg)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on December 28, 2012, 09:57:09 AM
I haven't looked at Jimmy Moore's blog or whatever much but isn't he still a fatty
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Eric P on December 28, 2012, 10:06:46 AM
i have no idea.

it popped up on paleodrama and amused the hell out of me
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on December 28, 2012, 10:14:24 AM
jesus, you are far down that rabbit hole
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Eric P on December 28, 2012, 10:25:45 AM
i follow her "real" blog so i figured i'd follow this one for the lulz.

i actually follow 7 paleo blogs and most of them are the science ones.

http://robbwolf.com/
http://principleintopractice.com/
http://perfecthealthdiet.com/ (not "paleo per se, but i'm mostly whole foods anyway")
http://nomnompaleo.com/
http://huntgatherlove.com/
http://gokaleo.com/
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on December 28, 2012, 10:55:28 AM
Do you have the Nom Nom Paleo iOS app? It is very good indeed, got a few nice ideas from it.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Eric P on December 28, 2012, 11:00:52 AM
i don't have an ipad, otherwise I would
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on December 28, 2012, 11:11:56 AM
Eric P how are you coming along now a days anyways i dont think weve got a update from u in a lil bit

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Eric P on December 28, 2012, 11:42:28 AM
i have been lazy and careless

this means that i have been maintaining or losing veeeerrrryyy slowly

i'm still hovering between size 36 and 38 pants though I've lost enough torso fat to go from XL GAP to now wearing L GAP clothing (just went shopping last night with gift cards, so that's super current)

i had been trying to join the local crossfit gym but each time i had the money, they were full and by the time they emptied out again the money would have gone to one expense or another (thank you, dental surgery).  could i be exercising at home and could i have been doing so this entire time?  yes.  did i?  no.  moral failing on my part but i found it very difficult to stay motivated once the gains (losses?) were steady.  Once I hit my self-prescribed "goal size" (size 38 pants) the wheels didn't fall of, per se, but the certainly got...more loose.

i've been drinking a lot more than i had been this time last year with a very unhealthy love of cocktails with their delicious simple syrups but i've been noticing some really ill effects so i've actively cut back (WAY BACK) on drinking.  What used to be a "scotch and soda" every day is now a once a week habit.  that part is really fucking hard because much of my socializing involves meeting people at bars or shows or at apartments for a drink before a show or so on and so forth.  i'll just need to stop home drinking and switch back to one drink like i was doing earlier in the year.

then i kind of left behind the "paleo" thing altogether because the online community just got to be too much.  identifying as "paleo" was becoming harder and harder because of stuff like paleohacks; which was intended for community members to be able to provide answers to one another turned into an absolute shitstorm all around.  I actually visited that site yesterday just to see if it had been reigned in by the moderators (Kamal Patel and Melissa McEwen who do GREAT WORK) but instead found "I'M GETTING GREAT RESULTS EATING MY OWN EJACULATE" (topic now closed) and people literally asking the same questions they were asking when I began to slip away.

my other "haunt" was the Mark' Daily Apple forums and that was a bit better but it actually had a bigger problem with shit like Jack Kruse and other gurus who would infect members with some of their ideology and then heaven help you if you dissented.  You think Nintendo fanboy-ism is a huge deal, wait until you hit upon safe-starch vs low-carb knife fights.

From there I followed a handful of blogs which dwindled as the writers turned weirdly libertarian, weirdly misogynistic, started trying for them paleo dollars or stopped posting altogether.

and now here I am.

I can either make changes and see improvements or remain where i am which, while not perfect, is a fuck load better than where i was this time last year. I'm making steps in that direction already in cutting back on drinking (though I know that I need to get off my ass and exercise.  attempts to stimulate remarkable losses through dieting alone haven't worked).
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on December 28, 2012, 12:05:00 PM
I don't know, if you hit your ideal goal and stay there whats the harm? like you said you feel and look much better now than you did.

And I can sympathize with your thoughts on the paleo communities; I usually browse them sometimes and it gets a little conspiracy theory at times. Thats why I mostly resort to SomethingAwfuls You Look Like Shit (http://forums.somethingawful.com/forumdisplay.php?forumid=179) which isn't paleo focused but its just good reading overall, or reddits keto paleo and loseit communities.

But i believe you'll get back in the groove man! The alcohol sucks tho, kinda going through that myself because the way I socialize I have to drink. I made sure to write down what liquors have 0 carbs tho and i'm going to stop the PBRs and just drink Gin and Club Soda :fbm so i feel ya
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Mupepe on December 28, 2012, 12:13:07 PM
I know that feel, Eric.  I think you just need to re evaluate your diet and exercise routine and just make something that works for you in your day to day life.  There is nothing wrong with being happy at reaching your goal.  But you do need to keep yourself in line enough that you don't start to gain so keeping on the discipline in some form without it feeling like a chore is necessary.  Lay off most of the sites (because of all the reasons you stated) and just use what works for you.  If I laid out my diet to a paleo nerd then I'd hear all sorts of shit.  Fuck you, it works for me.  More importantly, I don't feel like I'm withholding anything from myself and I still make progress albeit a little slower.  But I'm at the point where I'm okay with slow progress.  I think it's just an adjustment period after losing so much weight and finally reaching your goal. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Eric P on December 28, 2012, 12:33:53 PM
oh, i just want to clarify that i haven't gone back to eating crap.

we did just prepare a totally paleo christmas dinner for 7 people this tuesday (ok, ok one of the vegetables in vegetable medley was corn, sue me).
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Eric P on December 28, 2012, 12:38:24 PM
even when i'm fucking around (like right now)
i'm still doing better than when i was doing the standard american diet

honestly, just dropping the wheat, rice, and beans was probably the most beneficial thing for me
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on December 28, 2012, 12:39:29 PM
maybe try a month of that carb night program cormac linked, that way you don't get sketched out by eating corn and can enjoy fine non paleo things  if you dont like it after a month go bac?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Eric P on December 28, 2012, 01:01:41 PM
http://thenewinquiry.com/essays/naturals-not-in-it/

oh look an article today which brings to the fore a lot of the reasons i have ceased to identify as "paleo" for the most part

Quote
The Paleo preoccupation with what’s “natural” has even more troubling implications. Incomplete or flawed interpretations of our biology have long been used to marginalize women, racial groups, even entire civilizations, and nutrition may well become the next variant in this pattern of discrimination. If rice isn’t “natural,” does that make those entire continents with highly developed cultures who eat it “un-natural”? Doesn’t agriculture, however flawed it may be in certain societies, support billions of people? Let’s not forget that for centuries women were considered ineligible to participate in most professions, sports, and diversions on the basis of their supposed female “nature.” Are modern bread-eaters somehow less human than those carrying out “primal” urges by sprinting, lifting, and eating meat?

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Some true believers take the “natural” argument even further by asserting that the centralized state, and all of its freedom-thwarting attributes, are a consequence of a grain-based agricultural society. The low-fi libertarian website LewRockwell.com features pages upon pages of articles about the Paleo lifestyle written in a rugged, conspiratorial tone. “It came to me like a revelation on my morning commute: Bread is a tool of the state,” writes one commentator. “The ‘staff of life,’ the very symbol of food itself, has become to me a symbol of the domestication of humankind. It has also suggested one more way I can work to strengthen the individual and weaken the state.”

(ha ha jesus i had no idea)

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In October, the site’s founder Lew Rockwell himself observed the growing popularity of Paleo among younger Libertarians on the campaign trail. “When I spoke at the two Ron Paul events in Tampa, a young man kind enough to pick me up at the airport told me a fascinating story. The vast majority of young Ron volunteers in offices he visited all over the country were paleo. If a kid ordered pizza — which was always the primary or perhaps only campaign food — he was practically booed,” reads his blog.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on December 28, 2012, 06:28:49 PM
whoops

low carb guru jimmy moore went on david duke's podcast and featured david duke's blog as a new one to watch in his blog roll

claims to not know or care about david duke's views outside of his stances on nutrition

Paleo is a fringe philosophy and fringe philosophies attract all kinds of nutjobs, regardless of the content of the philosophy.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Groogrux on December 28, 2012, 11:18:11 PM
I bought the Carb Nite Solution last night.  I'm going to be digging into it for the next few days and I'll try it out to jump-start my weightloss again.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Van Cruncheon on December 29, 2012, 11:37:21 PM
yikes, and i thought the mda commentors were intolerable

i don't id as paleo for the same reasons, eric, although i largely adhere to the same basic principles

if anyone cares, i got to 175 from 232 over a year and a half, using paleo and a regular strength/cardio regimen (and a peronal trainer, because i am hollywood like that). i'm up to 182 in the last six months, but my body fat comp has actually lowered. size 36 pants to 32 feels good, man
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on December 30, 2012, 07:47:50 AM
Lost 13 pounds the first week of getting back on the low carb/paleo wagon.  Dat water weight.

Also I'm going to be getting some kettlebells.  Due to crazy work schedules, I'm not sure that a gym subscription wouldn't go to waste.  Instead of just laying on the couch watching Netflix, I can get in a workout instead.  Plus I hate busy gyms :maf and the only times I'd be able to go would be when a lot of other people would show up.  All of those years of progress, gone :gloomy
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Groogrux on January 02, 2013, 09:47:54 AM
I'm heading back to the gym today for the first time in a month, and I'm also on my first day of CNS.  I read through the book pretty quickly (as a heads-up, the book isn't completely necessary unless you want the meal plans) and I think this first 10 days is going to be hell for me.  I'll get through it, but I already know the sluggishness and the IF that come along with it naturally are going to be killer.

But I'm curious as I leave for the gym.  Do any of you really worry about what you're wearing when you go to the gym?  I'm not talking about performance wise (i.e. wearing Vibrams vs. Nike Shocks or compression clothing) but actually the style which you present yourself in.  I go to the nicest gym my town has to offer, because it has the best/best variety of equipment.  Naturally, all the rich hillbillies have memberships there and they're all so friggin' stylish.  Their clothes are all Nike/Under Armor/Adidas/ect. and I feel inadequate sometimes around them.

I know that Cormac is going to point out that he's built a gym at home, thus he does not worry about the clothing he wears.  But having a gym membership is a mental thing for me as well.  I know that if I'm paying for it, I should use it, so I keep going.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on January 02, 2013, 10:05:40 AM
I just read something about that subject last night  :lol

http://www.effortlessgent.com/what-girls-want-to-see-guys-wearing-in-the-gym/

check it oput
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 02, 2013, 10:21:12 AM
I have a gym membership from work - I just don't use it much. When I do go, my main consideration is weight - I like stuff that is easy to stick in a bag on a crowded train. So I usually take Vibrams and super-breathable Nike stuff, pretty much all black. That is the extent of my gym style guide :lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Mupepe on January 02, 2013, 10:34:06 AM
I go to the gym at my job during lunch.  I see a lot of high level managers and execs there so I try to always have decent clothes.  But I don't give a shit about brands and "style".  I just make sure I don't look like a hobo has snuck onto the property.  I don't really care beyond that. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: ToxicAdam on January 02, 2013, 10:36:53 AM
I'm usually wearing a 10 year old t-shirt, some loose shorts and ankle socks. I'll wear a hoodie if I am doing squats. Little extra protection for that bar.

I work out late at night, so there are only 6-7 other people in the entire place. I'm more concerned about how I smell, rather than how I look.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Van Cruncheon on January 02, 2013, 12:45:05 PM
i wear track pants during rain/cold season and bogstandard adidas basketball shorts otherwise. t-shirt (dark colors), white ankle socks, and asics shoes. i'm not looking for ANY attention though.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on January 02, 2013, 12:48:20 PM
i just want to bring attention to you guys these glorious things which finally kiked me off paleo into I guess its now called "keto"

(http://www.josephsbakery.com/GetImageFromDB.aspx?ID=0a6fbfb8-4fb7-4e5e-94df-0cee9b2661ce&Part=1)

only like 4 net carbs a pita :bow .

and i dont know if its cuz i havent literally aten bread type product in a year or not but i get stuffed from eating just one :bow
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on January 02, 2013, 12:49:58 PM
ps this thread is now 4 years old  :o
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Rman on January 02, 2013, 02:30:10 PM
whoops

low carb guru jimmy moore went on david duke's podcast and featured david duke's blog as a new one to watch in his blog roll

claims to not know or care about david duke's views outside of his stances on nutrition

Paleo is a fringe philosophy and fringe philosophies attract all kinds of nutjobs, regardless of the content of the philosophy.

Paleo has a lot of libs in it.  A lot of them hated the Obama Health Care bill.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Mupepe on January 02, 2013, 02:31:59 PM
Nice.  I make my own tortillas from coconut flour.  Tastes just like regular flour tortillas but only around 20-25 calories around 1 gram of carbs and 4-5 grams of protein.  Add that with some of the harder cheeses and you've got yourself paleo friendly tacos.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on January 02, 2013, 02:53:51 PM
i wanted to try that, in fact I should try that. Does coconut flour taste like coconut or should I go for the almond flour?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Mupepe on January 02, 2013, 02:58:27 PM
i wanted to try that, in fact I should try that. Does coconut flour taste like coconut or should I go for the almond flour?
when cooked the coconut flour tastes just like all purpose flour.  almond flour leaves tortillas with a really thick consistency.  Too much like a cracker.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on January 02, 2013, 03:02:17 PM
ill have to pick some up tomorrow , what recipe do u use
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Mupepe on January 02, 2013, 03:35:54 PM
http://recipes.sparkpeople.com/recipe-detail.asp?recipe=1314793

You can use this one.  I have modified mine for size and consistency and I eyeball my measurements.  But this is a good starting point.  Also, the nutrtional info on the side of that page is way off haha
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on January 02, 2013, 06:29:36 PM
whoops

low carb guru jimmy moore went on david duke's podcast and featured david duke's blog as a new one to watch in his blog roll

claims to not know or care about david duke's views outside of his stances on nutrition

Paleo is a fringe philosophy and fringe philosophies attract all kinds of nutjobs, regardless of the content of the philosophy.

Paleo has a lot of libs in it.  A lot of them hated the Obama Health Care bill.

Fringe philosophies aren't just limited to conservatism.  There's a bunch of bullshit homeopathic dumbfuckery that is embraced by liberals on the fringes for instance.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: FlameofCallandorReturns on January 03, 2013, 01:47:56 PM
if I can deadlift 250 now, it is a reasonable goal to deadlift 400 by the end of the year?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Mupepe on January 03, 2013, 02:12:55 PM
if I can deadlift 250 now, it is a reasonable goal to deadlift 400 by the end of the year?
That depends on too many factors to answer.  Your diet.  Your current size.  Your routine.  How much experience you have.  Your genetics. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: ToxicAdam on January 03, 2013, 02:26:12 PM
if I can deadlift 250 now, it is a reasonable goal to deadlift 400 by the end of the year?

I find that once you get into the higher weights on certain exercises it becomes more about technique than just raw strength. Stabilizing muscles have to grow and become acclimated along with the primary muscles doing the work. Plus there's a whole mental aspect of it.

For instance, my jump from 95-135 on the OHP was a piece of cake compared to my jump from 135-155.

On deadlifts my jump from 235->305 was easy compared to my jump from 305->345. In fact, I've never been able to pull 345 again since I did it in early December. Usually I stop around 315.

Although it should be noted that I am old and have a (sometimes) shitty attitude about lifting. Maybe you will be different.

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 03, 2013, 07:15:29 PM
Yeah, if you're prepared to eat and not do a bunch of other training (i.e. triathlon training, Crossfit) you could theoretically do it in a couple of months if your body has that capacity. Some people are born to be strong and can continue a progressive loading strength program way longer than regular people. If you have been deadlifting for several years, say, and are still at only 250...it'll likely take much longer. There is a huge diff between doing max effort deadlifts and squats once or twice a month at a Crossfit gym and doing them every couple of days as part of Starting Strength or similar - you'll just be fried all the time. The CNS impact of consistent max effort work can be devastating so no matter how good the plan looks on paper, it may be tough to actually implement. Then again, you don't seem to lack willpower so go for it if you want. But you won't get good results unless you cut back on the other stuff I bet, and you'll have to be very smart with your eating.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: FlameofCallandorReturns on January 04, 2013, 01:33:12 PM
My deadlift was actually around 300 when I WAS doing crossfit. I haven't done it since I started school over the summer. So I'll ignore the subtle jabs at crossfit.

My training basically starting strength (plus some of the accessory exercises) 3-4 times a week. My diet is pretty good. Pretty much nothing but meat and veggies with a protein shake in the morning.

I'm still going to be training for endurance though so thats a huge drawback. I've got a marathon in February and then Triathlon team stuff after that throughout the year.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Dickie Dee on January 04, 2013, 01:33:46 PM
Uggh, second(ish) day of low carb and i'm fucking dummmmmbbbb today.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Eric P on January 04, 2013, 01:39:51 PM
it gets a lot easier

first week is rough then you start to balance out
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: ToxicAdam on January 04, 2013, 01:50:28 PM
Whenever I take a week off of doing legs, I get those first-timer DOMs again. Annoying.

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: FlameofCallandorReturns on January 04, 2013, 01:56:28 PM
Whenever I take a week off of doing legs, I get those first-timer DOMs again. Annoying.

Happens to me to. In fact, I've found that if I try to rest an extra day because of it it wont go away. The only thing I can do to prevent it is to just do squats consecutively. But I also ride my back everyday so that might factor into it to.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on January 04, 2013, 01:58:52 PM
once you get past that first week it jsut becomes second nature. stick with it!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Groogrux on January 04, 2013, 03:23:58 PM
Uggh, second(ish) day of low carb and i'm fucking dummmmmbbbb today.

I know the feeling.  I'm on day 4 of Carb Nite and I'm just an ass today.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Boogie on January 04, 2013, 08:13:25 PM
I think in 2013, I'm going to get back into Brazilian Jiu-jitsu competition.  I've been training consistently for the past six months, after a couple of years of sporadic training due to injuries, being busy at work, and lack of motivation.

The first tournament of the year is coming up quick, too, January 19-20.

My main concern is weight.  I'm currently at 204 lbs.  The weight divisions for Gi (and you weigh in wearing the Gi, so add maybe five lbs to your body weight) are Heavyweight 195.1-208lbs, and  Medium-Heavy of 181.6 lbs to 195lbs.

Weigh-ins take place right before you step on the mat, I believe.  So I'm stuck in the 208lbs divison for now, but I'm not sure that's the best division for my size, there may be guys cutting weight to get in that division, etc.

In my ideal world, where I am more disciplined and focussed in my training, I would get down to the 195lbs division.  I know there's probably about 10 lbs of belly fat on me due to my lax weekend diet.  But I'm not sure if I can realistically shave 15lbs off to get to that division with my current training regimen.

Back in the day in college, before I knew anything about/did any proper strength training, they had a 175 lbs weight division, which I sailed under at about 173lbs. :lol

Perhaps I'll just have to rely on being the most sandbagging blue belt in all of the Greater Toronto Area.  :lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 04, 2013, 09:00:48 PM
If you are eating 'normally' right now, 5-10lbs will come off in a week or two max if you go ultra low-carb. You shouldn't lose any muscle either, assuming you'll be getting plenty of protein. The water weight (probably 5lbs or so but maybe more) will go straight back on again as soon as you eat carbs again though. You may as well give it a shot. If you find it kills your training, you can just stay in the division you are in.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Rman on January 06, 2013, 02:58:21 PM
Man, I hate the American holidays.  Gained 15 pounds.  Thank god it's over.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Mupepe on January 06, 2013, 03:05:45 PM
Luckily its mostly water weight. Switching back to a decent diet will get rid of it. I lost 5 lbs in days last week after the holidays ended.

yesterday I found the joy that is in n out protein style burgers. Fuck. Mmmmm
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: ToxicAdam on January 07, 2013, 11:18:03 AM
Quote
DALLAS (AP) — Downsize Fitness is an exclusive health club, evocative of the nation's trendiest gyms. But there's a strict requirement to join: You must be 50 pounds or more overweight.

The chain wants its members to feel comfortable while exercising, so there are no mirrors inside and the windows are fogged. Even the equipment is designed for heavier people.

Chicago entrepreneur Francis Wisnewski says he started the gym because "I've been overweight my whole life, and I was embarrassed to go to the gym myself."

The first locations opened in Chicago and Las Vegas in 2011, and expanded to Dallas in 2012.

Gym member Janie Busch said she likes the supportive atmosphere.

Krisanne Hale, a personal trainer in Dallas, is still trying to lose weight. She says that helps members relate.

 http://www.myfoxny.com/story/20519057/overweight-only-gym-fosters-supportive-atmosphere#ixzz2HJ4xGU5N


Awesome business model. Congratulations on using our facility to lose weight. Now GTFO.

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: FlameofCallandorReturns on January 07, 2013, 03:52:40 PM
 :lol
How will other fatties be able to "support" you. Everyone wont know what their doing.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on January 07, 2013, 04:45:53 PM
I don't know, I think alot of people are afraid of being judged at the gym and getting in the already fit peoples way. So its kinda a good idea.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 07, 2013, 07:43:41 PM
I think fat trainers will be the next big thing. No judging! Cakes on the treadmill.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Groogrux on January 07, 2013, 08:46:43 PM
I think fat trainers will be the next big thing. No judging! Cakes on the treadmill.

Their trainers don't look fat.

http://www.downsizefitness.com/team.html (http://www.downsizefitness.com/team.html)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 07, 2013, 09:44:38 PM
seriously, it's a fine idea and we shouldn't really make fun of it. It has a focus, unlike most people who go to the gym, and they seem to take nutritional advice seriously.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: ToxicAdam on January 07, 2013, 10:14:46 PM
I don't really believe feeling self-conscience is what keeps people from going to a gym. It's just an easy scapegoat, instead of saying you lack willpower or are willing to make the necessary sacrifices. If anything, it would be embarrassing for a man to admit you go to a gym where everyone has to be obese. It's just a red flag to everyone that you are overly sensitive.

--//--

This is funny:

http://www.google.com/trends/explore?hl=en-US#q=fitness
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Groogrux on January 07, 2013, 11:27:45 PM
I don't really believe feeling self-conscience is what keeps people from going to a gym. It's just an easy scapegoat, instead of saying you lack willpower or are willing to make the necessary sacrifices. If anything, it would be embarrassing for a man to admit you go to a gym where everyone has to be obese. It's just a red flag to everyone that you are overly sensitive.

Don't take this as being mean or aggressive, but are you a fat person?  Are you as overweight as these people?

Because I am, and I can tell you that self-consciousness and low self-esteem are big factors that were hard for me to overcome when I first started going to the gym.  Even when I went to a gym in a small town that had less than 100 members, it was a hard thing to overcome.  EVERY TIME that I go to the gym I feel judged and I can see the stares coming from people more fit than I am.  I've heard the other people make fun of me when they thought I couldn't hear them.

It took a long time for me to learn to only focus on me when I'm there, keep my eyes focused on the task at hand, and keep my music turned up in my headphones.  Some people don't have the capacity to say, "Fuck those skinny assholes."

If I lived close to one of those gyms, I would totally join it. 

***

In other news, I'm on day 6 of Carb Nite and it's going pretty well.  Once I figured out that I could just eat extra meat instead of veggies, it all started to come together for me.  I'm not having hunger pains like I was at first, and I'm actually able to maintain well under 30 carbs a day now.  Feels good bros.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 08, 2013, 12:28:52 AM
bet you are ready for DAT CARB NITE tho :drool

(although mine aren't really that fun since I don't eat bread or pasta or drink beer :'(  - i do enjoy rice, potatoes and ice cream tho) .

Kiefer says somewhere that the people that get the most out of CNS/CBL (and by extension Paleo/low-carb regimes of any kind) are the ones who eat veggies proactively, and I agree. Batch-cooking the fuckers helps a lot. If you always have some cooked and in the fridge and ready to throw onto the side of a plate, you will never have hunger problems.

I made lamb burgers yesterday btw....filled them with minced garlic, gave them a spicy dry rub with garam masala and paprika and grilled 'em. Served on a bed of sauteed spinach with eggs on the side :drool
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Groogrux on January 08, 2013, 02:30:11 AM
God that sounds good!  I am ready for my carb nite.  I don't get it until Friday though...  :(

I'll probably start off with a fairly healthy meal of meat and veggies, then work my way up to the fun stuff!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Groogrux on January 08, 2013, 08:39:29 AM
I really like the Minimus shoes.  I've tried several pairs on and I love the way they feel.  The only drawback for me is that I have wide (fat) feet so they look incredibly odd on me when I wear them.  I have thought about getting a pair to wear in the summer or to the gym when my Vibram FF's give out though.

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I've had my VFF's for over 3 years now and the only difference in them from when I bought them is that they have discolored from being ran through the wash a few times and there is quite a bit of lint in the velcro! I think I would have to manually tear these shoes before they gave out on me!
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Mark Sisson's new book, The Primal Connection is coming out today.  Is anyone going to buy it?  I have to say that personally, I have been disappointed in some of his most recent books like the 21-Day Transformation and the PB 90 Day Journal.  But he says that this is in addition to the Primal Blueprint (i.e. it builds on the foundation already laid out).

(http://everyboty.net/shared/emotipix/displeased/hamster%20-%20don't%20know%20if%20want.jpg)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Eric P on January 08, 2013, 08:44:28 AM
The last two books have been entry level books.  I thought that this one was going to be a bit more advanced, kind of speaking to people who are already dialed in.  I don't know that I'll buy it as I'm doing pretty well w/ everything.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 08, 2013, 09:00:08 AM
It seems to be a collection of his new-agey lifestyle ideas (play, get outdoors/in touch with nature/sleep etc) rather than anything of direct interest to the diet or exercise crowd. I find that stuff interesting on the whole but not really in a rush to read a whole book of it. I would love to be able to live the kind of lifestyle he espouses but I'm already doing as much as I reasonably can.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: ToxicAdam on January 08, 2013, 09:06:24 AM

Don't take this as being mean or aggressive, but are you a fat person?  Are you as overweight as these people?


I have been overweight, but I didn't grow up that way. So, I guess I never really self-identified as a fat person. So, you are right .. I don't really know how it is to have that stigma hanging over you.

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Groogrux on January 08, 2013, 09:09:17 AM
The last two books have been entry level books.  I thought that this one was going to be a bit more advanced, kind of speaking to people who are already dialed in.  I don't know that I'll buy it as I'm doing pretty well w/ everything.

I think you're right about the 21DT, and mostly about the Journal too.  However, the journal was supposed to have new stuff in it, which turned out to only be the personal experiments (which were a bust) and was really poorly constructed.  I've said it before in other places, the 21DT and the Journal should have been combined into one book, and the journal should have an electronic format available (i.e. app or website).

It seems to be a collection of his new-agey lifestyle ideas (play, get outdoors/in touch with nature/sleep etc) rather than anything of direct interest to the diet or exercise crowd. I find that stuff interesting on the whole but not really in a rush to read a whole book of it. I would love to be able to live the kind of lifestyle he espouses but I'm already doing as much as I reasonably can.

I think Sisson and his team have this vain idea that everyone is able to live the lifestyle that he does.  We don't all work from home in a warm sunny place like Malibu and have big backyards to go toss a frisbee around in until our heart's are content. 

The book was originally touted as a new-age lifestyle book, but he later said it was going to be like an addition to the original PB.  I think I'll wait a long time to read this, if I do at all.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Eric P on January 08, 2013, 09:19:28 AM
oh, blergh

yeah that stuff isn't really applicable to me.

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on January 08, 2013, 09:38:07 AM
Buying those new minimus because last years where the greatest shoes I ever wore. Also you guys should keep a eye on MYHABIT Amazons private sale site invite only (heres my invites (http://myhabit.com/ref=qd_mr_per_l?refcust=WZBYJBVTDF4AZYDA6HMUXV6RRU) )as they had some cheap exercise equipment / apparel for super sale along with extra good fashion.

Glad CN is working for you though Groogrux. :)

I'm almost at the point where I need to consider if I should revert from low carb to a low calorie as i'm almost done losing fat and now to bulk up. Maybe i'll try that Carb Back Loading.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Van Cruncheon on January 09, 2013, 02:31:21 AM
fuck nature
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Oblivion on January 09, 2013, 02:44:36 AM
Question: It's sorta weird, but when I do pushups, my stomach starts hurting. In fact, that's the main thing that tires me out, otherwise I could probably do another 20 from what I'm doing right now easily.

Do you have to breathe a certain way when doing pushups? I think that may be it. And no, I don't do pushups right after I eat. This tends to happen even when I do them on an empty stomach.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Groogrux on January 09, 2013, 07:17:25 AM
Well, pushups do engage a lot of stabilizer muscles in your stomach when you perform them.  If it's muscle groups that you haven't engaged regularly before now, that may be the cause of the pain.

When it comes to breathing, I would assume that the best way to do it would be to exhale on the way up and inhale on your way back to the ground.  There is a lot of debate in the muscle building community on whether holding your breath (holding an inhaled breath) while doing a repetition of something has the same effect or is detrimental, but I still hold my breath when I do a "push" motion.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Dickie Dee on January 09, 2013, 08:38:25 PM
Week-ish now low carb and besides my body seemingly switching to burning brain tissue for fuel it's going okay.

I did just make some pancakes with some almond meal I'd gotten and... I think I'm going to cry
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on January 11, 2013, 12:13:59 AM
Today, I saw a 155lb Asian dude full squat 275lb 5 times easy

He looked just like a normal dude, with sub-Jeremy Lin musculature

Now I feel like a wimp
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on January 11, 2013, 12:38:26 AM
Beast!

Some people are just naturally strong.

How many reps?  Even 1 is very impressive though.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Groogrux on January 11, 2013, 01:54:07 AM
My carb nite is tomorrow night!  I'm SOOOOO ready!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Dickie Dee on January 11, 2013, 11:37:51 AM
My plan was to follow Carb Nite Solution but to be honest I just cut back on carbs without any real plan - not even sure which "day" of low/no carbs I'm on anymore.  Mostly because my brain is too fuzzy to plan things out atm. I probably should formalize a plan at this point.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Mupepe on January 11, 2013, 01:53:32 PM
The last few weeks I've pretty much stopped trying to do any specific diet.  I've also stopped measuring portions and counting calories.  I'm eating good foods that I know will fill me up and give me the protein I need to grow.  That's about as deep as my diet goes.  I've still been losing fat (albeit more slowly), but my strength gains have gone up considerably.  I think this is the path I'll take for a while.  I don't feel stressed out overthinking my diet anymore.  But I think I'm just happy where I'm at right now and with losing a bit more fat slowly.  When I get another specific goal then I'll probably start to dial in.  Or if I see my body composition changing in a negative way.  Right now I'm just having fun lifting more every workout again.

I'm also jumping on 5/3/1 next week.  I went for my 1RM on everything this week and I was very pleased.  I haven't checked that in probably 8 months or so but everything is way up.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Mupepe on January 11, 2013, 02:11:57 PM
I've tried it before and quit for the same reason.  I always felt like I had some left in the tank after a workout and I didn't like it.  But I've heard pretty much nothing but good things for the strength increases on the program so I'm going to try to stick it out this time.  The only programs I've really done are basic linear progression like SS and Pyramid Training.  I was thinking about sticking with linear progression because I've never actually done it without being around 1000 calories below maintenance, so I'm pretty sure I didn't get my full benefit from it.  But I really wanna try something new.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Boogie on January 11, 2013, 09:34:17 PM
Well, I've registered for the tourney next weekend.  Wish me luck!

I signed up for both gi and no-gi events.  I rarely train no-gi anymore, but since it's $60 for one event or $80 for both, I thought, fuck it, I'll give it a shot.

Post workout this afternoon, if my office's scale is to be believed, I was 201.5lbs without the gi on, and 206lbs with it, so I should be good to go for the the 202/208lbs class as long as I stay disciplined this week.  (which I will, since I already dropped the cash, and you're DQ'd if you don't make weight)

I'll see about dropping a weight class later in the year, but for now, it's time to see how much the level of competition has risen in the 7 years since I last actively competed.  :lol  .....  :-\
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on January 11, 2013, 09:35:01 PM
 :o good luck!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Groogrux on January 12, 2013, 12:28:17 AM
Uggggggg......

I never really understood what you guys meant when you said that eating a lot of carbs made you feel sick. 

Now I do.  :-X

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Worth it.   :lol

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Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on January 12, 2013, 08:52:13 PM
I've listened to about the first 50 episodes of Robb Wolf's podcast and wow, very good stuff and since I listen to it all day in the office, it is definitely helping in me making the right food choices.  All kinds of creative ways to eat well and manages to shoot giant holes through my bullshit reasoning about hectic work schedules getting in the way of eating better.

Thanks Cormacaroni for the recommendation!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Groogrux on January 12, 2013, 11:48:34 PM
I wanted to post a pic from a comic I found on The Oatmeal about going to the gym, but it looks to be broken.

Here we go:

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/gym (http://theoatmeal.com/comics/gym)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on January 13, 2013, 09:25:11 AM
That was great.

I don't know if you guys follow any of reddits stuff but I do and its usually great. Subredits like:

http://www.reddit.com/r/keto
http://www.reddit.com/r/loseit
http://www.reddit.com/r/progresspics
http://www.reddit.com/r/nakedprogress  :nsfw
http://www.reddit.com/r/getmotivated


So after the 10 days or whatever how you likign Carb Nite Groogrux?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Groogrux on January 13, 2013, 10:31:51 AM
I'm actually enjoying the hell out of it!  Kiefer said in the book that on my carb nite, I would feel my body temperature rise from eating carbs and he was so right.  I was sweating like a pig after two hours!

Like Cormac said, it is a form of IF.  I've naturally slipped into fasting and hardly even notice that I haven't eaten in however long.  This made carb nite hard because I think my stomach had already started to adjust to the new ways, and then I loaded all that shit into it, and I woke up the next day with hunger pains for a few hours. 

The two things I have to work on now are eating higher quality proteins when I'm away from home and trying to eat my carbs later in the day.  When I'm at work, I don't really have many options for eating "healthy proteins" that are also filling.  So far, my options have been limited to a turkey jerky that has 2g protein per ounce, and hot dogs with 3g protein, both from a gas station.  I honestly think I'm going to grill up steaks, throw them into ziplock bags, and then reheat them at work.

***

I really wish I could figure out Reddit.  I just can't navigate it well enough to use it, and I think there's probably a lot of good information to get out of it.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on January 13, 2013, 10:40:57 AM
thats good. I might try it, i'm plateuing pretty hard and have been for hte past few months  :'( thats why I thought about forgetting the low carb diet and trying a low cal one until the plateau breaks and hitting every macro right on. 

as for reddit, if you go to the new tab like here (http://www.reddit.com/r/keto/new/) thats the newest posts and then If I see a headline I like I usually just hit "Comments" in an ew tab, otherwise it'll open the link up. I find it very motivating.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Groogrux on January 13, 2013, 02:25:07 PM
Yeah, I noticed that. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: ToxicAdam on January 13, 2013, 08:45:45 PM
I think it missed the extremely fit guy that can't quit staring a himself in the mirror.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 13, 2013, 08:55:10 PM
I'm actually enjoying the hell out of it!  Kiefer said in the book that on my carb nite, I would feel my body temperature rise from eating carbs and he was so right.  I was sweating like a pig after two hours!

Like Cormac said, it is a form of IF.  I've naturally slipped into fasting and hardly even notice that I haven't eaten in however long.  This made carb nite hard because I think my stomach had already started to adjust to the new ways, and then I loaded all that shit into it, and I woke up the next day with hunger pains for a few hours. 

The two things I have to work on now are eating higher quality proteins when I'm away from home and trying to eat my carbs later in the day.  When I'm at work, I don't really have many options for eating "healthy proteins" that are also filling.  So far, my options have been limited to a turkey jerky that has 2g protein per ounce, and hot dogs with 3g protein, both from a gas station.  I honestly think I'm going to grill up steaks, throw them into ziplock bags, and then reheat them at work.

***

I really wish I could figure out Reddit.  I just can't navigate it well enough to use it, and I think there's probably a lot of good information to get out of it.

A few tips for the day after - don't look at the scale, you'll have gained a ton of water weight, and be aggressive about protein and fat to stave off any lingering carb cravings.

When I backload, I usually eat so much that i'm not even hungry 'til the afternoon of the next day. This is actually a pretty standard eating cycle, in evolutionary terms...those hunter-gatherer types sure weren't eating every 2-3hrs. This puts the whole thing about eating shitty hotdogs from convenience stores into perspective a little perhaps. If you succeed in shifting 50-80% of your daily intake to the evening, you SHOULDN'T need food at any other time. I mean, you should always be ready and able to eat, but it shouldn't be any kind of a problem to go without either. If in doubt about the quality of food available to you during the day, EAT MOAR the night before.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Groogrux on January 13, 2013, 09:49:44 PM
I hadn't thought of it that way!  Thanks for the advice!

As far as the weight goes, I haven't actually weighed myself directly before or since starting the diet.  I'm letting my body do the talking.  My pants are loose again, and I've had to go down a couple of notches in the belt. 

One question that I've got for you, Cormac, is about exercise.  Kiefer actually recommends NOT exercising during the diet.  He says that under no circumstances should I do cardio, and weight-lifting is OK.  What is your opinion on this?  I've been to the gym twice since I started the diet.  The first day (before I got to that section in the book) I did low-level cardio on the elliptical, and the other I worked on legs and shoulders.  What do you think about it?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on January 13, 2013, 09:54:02 PM
woahhhh wouldnt that just eat up all your muscles if you dont exercise  ???
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Groogrux on January 13, 2013, 09:58:02 PM
Not if you eat ridiculous amounts of protein all day. Which if you're keeping under 30 carbs a day and you don't want to starve, that is about the only way to do it.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on January 13, 2013, 10:00:21 PM
ohhh gotcha.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 14, 2013, 12:30:46 AM
Well, Kiefer is very anti-cardio. But you have to take that with a pinch of salt, given his bodybuilding focus (and the fact that he walks around at over 230lbs and wants to keep it that way). His iron-clad belief is that steady state cardio (as opposed to HIIT, Crossfit etc) makes the body more efficient, which makes it want to retain fat. The logic and the science is pretty good there. He has other reasons, but that's the main one - it just doesn't work well for fat loss. I've pretty much always said that you should do that stuff if it's your sport, or you just like it, if you find it relaxing or whatever, or you get some achievement buzz off of it, but that it isn't going to be of much use to anyone for weight loss if you are weight training and eating heavy on the protein/fat end of the dietary scale.

If you are restricting calories, you'll likely lose more weight that way, but you'll lose the stuff you don't want to lose. (You probably recall Kiefer's bit in the book about how that creates a negative cycle, where you lose a bunch of water, lean mass and some fat, then slack off and rebound hard to the same weight as you started...except now your % of lean mass is lower than when you started! Bad times. So the extreme ends of your two branching paths there are emaciation with pitiful lean mass but minimal body fat and likely terrible health, or obesity with pitiful lean mass and likely terrible health...)

Also bear in mind that Kiefer is preaching to highly dedicated athletes who have been conditioned to do heavy cardio for years, thinking it is the only way to go from 6% BF to 4% in time for their bodybuilding meets or whatever. So I think he lays it on super-thick just to get people to do LESS cardio than they currently do. And to get the wider mass of Americans who ONLY do cardio to think about maybe lifting something instead.

Right now, I think Mark Sisson's attitude is more realistic. He talks about a certain weekly energy budget that you can (and should) spend on cardio-type activities before it starts to become a negative. Everyone's spot on the spectrum will likely vary somewhat too, and it's not like going 1% over will suddenly zap away all your muscles and land you in hospital. You can probably do 1-2 hrs / week and still gain strength and lose fat. Would doing so help or hurt? Well, it depends what you're doing the rest of the time. If you are doing a lot of walking, manual labor, playing in the yard with kids, playing pick up ball or whatever, you may well not need to spend any extra time doing that stuff, and the more you do, the more you might be hurting your health/fitness. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 14, 2013, 12:41:03 AM
If you are going to do Kiefer's stuff, your two choices are to do CNS and accept potentially sub-optimal fat loss if you do cardio, and poor results if you lift weights.*

Or you can do CBL with a full-on weightlifting programme and accept a slower rate of fat loss but possibly a more satisfying recomp effect over the long term

*if I was going to do any serious lifting on CNS, I would do it within a day of your Carb Nite (when your glycogen stores are full) and then just do fuck all the rest of the time.  Seriously. If you do a blowout squat/deadlift/press session say, you could easily still gain strength. You could certainly do HIIT there as well to empty out the glycogen stores faster, and get back in fat-burning mode, but you know how shitty hitting rock bottom like that makes you feel. You probably don't want to do that every week, since this is a program you realistically want to stay on for 3 months or so before thinking about a break.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Nintendosbooger on January 14, 2013, 04:58:30 PM
Never take a big crap right before working out and expect consistent, much less improved, performance. I don't know what it is about crapping, but it drains me of mental focus and energy to some extent. I can go from 100% to 85-90% in the span of one dropping, and it takes me about an hour to recover the loss.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Groogrux on January 14, 2013, 05:08:29 PM
I think that's just you, bub.  I have some of the best workouts after I've taken a gigantic crap.  Otherwise I'm distracted because I'm worried about sharting in my gym shorts while doing a lift.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on January 14, 2013, 06:06:06 PM
groogrux you said you can basically skip buying the book if you don't want the recipes right?

What is the plan then for that, just limit to 30 carbs at night and eat only between which hours?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Mupepe on January 14, 2013, 06:16:50 PM
I'm with groogrux.  I make sure to drop a load before every workout.  Feeling nice and empty helps me concentrate
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 14, 2013, 06:46:12 PM
groogrux you said you can basically skip buying the book if you don't want the recipes right?

What is the plan then for that, just limit to 30 carbs at night and eat only between which hours?

jeez i typed the whole thing up a few pages back, don't make me hurt you
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on January 14, 2013, 06:50:08 PM
:) I mustve spaced it ill go look for it :)

ps ill post some progress pics in the coming weeks then you guys can see im really black  :o :o
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Groogrux on January 14, 2013, 08:21:48 PM
The big things you DON'T get from not buy the book are the little details.  Like not drinking while on the diet, eating high amounts of protein, and the almost exact description of what your body will go through each step of the way.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 14, 2013, 08:45:00 PM
The dangerouslyhardcore forums are a good resource as well...CNS is pretty old at this point so the people that have been using it for years (presumably on and off...) have found all sorts of tweaks.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Pringo on January 14, 2013, 09:53:42 PM
Does anyone here have any good guides for home workout routines/equipment? I went to go to the gym the other day but I found out I'll be losing my 50% discount I got for being a student and I'm not paying $50+ a month just for gym access.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on January 14, 2013, 10:02:33 PM
http://www.costco.com/24-Hour-Fitness-2-year-ALL-CLUB-SPORT-Membership-Certificate.product.11753116.html

Less than $20/month but you have to pay more upfront. 

The main problem with working out at home  is that you probably won't be able to squat heavy, unless you're willing to spend quite a bit, in which case you might as well get a membership. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on January 14, 2013, 10:34:08 PM
Does anyone here have any good guides for home workout routines/equipment? I went to go to the gym the other day but I found out I'll be losing my 50% discount I got for being a student and I'm not paying $50+ a month just for gym access.


http://brainoverbrawn.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/brainoverbrawn.pdf

This free Ebook is great and tells you home equipment to get that isn't like a bench and barbell.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Pringo on January 14, 2013, 10:58:03 PM
http://www.costco.com/24-Hour-Fitness-2-year-ALL-CLUB-SPORT-Membership-Certificate.product.11753116.html

Less than $20/month but you have to pay more upfront. 

The main problem with working out at home  is that you probably won't be able to squat heavy, unless you're willing to spend quite a bit, in which case you might as well get a membership.

I don't have a local 24 Hour Fitness. I don't live in a big city so gym selection is somewhat limited. I suppose I can shop around more but unless there's somewhere I've never heard of with great prices things aren't really looking up.

Not having access to a squat rack is one of my concerns. Is there no set of exercises you can do at home that can compensate? I realize it won't be as efficient but I can try to make do if there are other options.

Does anyone here have any good guides for home workout routines/equipment? I went to go to the gym the other day but I found out I'll be losing my 50% discount I got for being a student and I'm not paying $50+ a month just for gym access.


http://brainoverbrawn.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/brainoverbrawn.pdf

This free Ebook is great and tells you home equipment to get that isn't like a bench and barbell.

Thanks, I'll give this a look.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 14, 2013, 11:17:50 PM
you'll have to squat more with less weight, basically. A sandbag would be good if funds are tight. Or squat with dumbells or kettlebells. Or a person on your back, like they do in prison
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Pringo on January 14, 2013, 11:45:41 PM
you'll have to squat more with less weight, basically. A sandbag would be good if funds are tight. Or squat with dumbells or kettlebells. Or a person on your back, like they do in prison

Alright. Would there be much of a difference between using dumbells vs. kettlebells for this (or in workouts in general really?) I seem to recall you're a kettlebell proponent from lurking this thread but I have pretty much no experience with them so I'm not exactly sure what benefits they offer over other weights.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on January 14, 2013, 11:53:24 PM
U can also try hanging kettlebells from a barbell and put it on two chairs
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 15, 2013, 01:01:11 AM
...or buy a set of squat stands like i did. They're not expensive.

Kettlebells are great but it doesn't matter much for squatting purposes. You'll need a couple of decently heavy KBs to make squatting worthwhile, which will quite possibly cost more than a barbell and squat stands. So you'd need to be using them for something else as well. All I do most of the time is KB stuff, deadlifts and presses at home, and pull-ups at the park or wherever. I believe in simplicity and a low barrier to working out over elaborate routines, programs and equipment mostly. But then I'm 41 and jaded.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Mupepe on January 15, 2013, 10:17:09 AM
There are plenty of good guides online for building your own power rack for 100-200 bucks and you can squat heavy with that plus all the other benefits a power rack brings.  I'm going back to my home gym in a few months and that's the route I'm taking.  If you've got the space, you can't beat a home gym IMO.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: ToxicAdam on January 15, 2013, 12:09:21 PM
I've been pretty much a clown show of injuries the past few weeks.

Had terrible DOMS in my legs, was working on my back (doing bentover BB rows), but wasn't able to really use my legs to assist on the lift and tweaked my lower back.

Took a few days off and then was doing shoulders. Didn't want to aggravate the lower back so I did seated DB presses instead of OHP. Tweaked something in my elbow. Which really limited me the rest of the week from pushing anything heavy.

Took a few more days off and decided to do legs again because I didn't want to take off too much time and get those DOMs again. I was doing great, feeling good ... but something popped in my lower back when I was doing leg presses (after doing squats). It hurt to even walk the rest of the day.

I handled it all poorly. Maybe I just need to accept that I can't be continually pushing more and more weight. Something is going to give. Focus more on maintenance than growth and progression.

   
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Mupepe on January 15, 2013, 02:01:51 PM
You might need a break.  Have you had one recently?  Just maintain a clean diet and take a week or two off.  Sounds like your body exhausted.

I've been lucky as I haven't hit any injuries yet.  The closest I got was when I started adding in leg presses and really pushing myself.  In a couple of months I added 80 lbs or so onto my leg press 5RM until one day when I pushed the plate and something in my outer thigh popped really loud.  I was able to hold it and rerack the plate with no issues.  I also didn't have any pain, but I wasn't able to push again.  My leg was just done for the moment at least.  So I took a couple of weeks off and came back and never had that problem again.  I've just learned to pace myself instead of measuring my dick by how much weight is racked.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: ToxicAdam on January 15, 2013, 03:22:38 PM
Well, a break is pretty much mandatory at this point, because my lower back is still inflamed and I don't dare agitate it anymore.

But, I had actually eased back my workouts quite a bit already. Only 4 days a week and 40-60 minutes per. With some real light cardio (10-20 minutes) a few times a week. I was still pushing PR's on my compounds though.

I guess I'll just come back and try something different. Less weight, more reps or maybe just stick to the basics. I just have to fight off that mentality that I am 'falling behind' ... whatever that is.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Groogrux on January 15, 2013, 03:40:10 PM
The dangerouslyhardcore forums are a good resource as well...CNS is pretty old at this point so the people that have been using it for years (presumably on and off...) have found all sorts of tweaks.

I've tried to register at the forums there and can't get them to send me an activation email...
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 15, 2013, 06:32:03 PM
The dangerouslyhardcore forums are a good resource as well...CNS is pretty old at this point so the people that have been using it for years (presumably on and off...) have found all sorts of tweaks.

I've tried to register at the forums there and can't get them to send me an activation email...

they saw you eat that burrito i bet
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Groogrux on January 15, 2013, 09:51:54 PM
The dangerouslyhardcore forums are a good resource as well...CNS is pretty old at this point so the people that have been using it for years (presumably on and off...) have found all sorts of tweaks.

I've tried to register at the forums there and can't get them to send me an activation email...

they saw you eat that burrito i bet

(http://goodolejaybird.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/homer-simpson-oh-no.jpg)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Dickie Dee on January 15, 2013, 09:58:31 PM
Is there any link between low carb and depression / anxiety? My mood cratered the last couple of days- this is beyond just feeling like dogshit energy wise for the past week,  I couldn't go to work
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on January 15, 2013, 10:01:11 PM
there isn't anything proven, but I enterred a EXTREME depression in August when I was doing super low carb. Soooooo
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 15, 2013, 10:42:32 PM
Good point, Biz. It might also be depressing thinking about how long you have to go? or you might not be enjoying your food because you haven't worked up any good recipes for stuff you like yet...

all the usual anti-depression stuff you should be doing anyway will help - sunshine/vit D, getting outdoors, playing, sex and socializing...as does thinking about the upcoming carb binge (if that's what you're doing) I guess.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 15, 2013, 10:45:10 PM
It has been so long since I went through this stuff for the first time that I barely remember, but I'm pretty sure any kind of low-carb flu is a one-time deal if it is the first time you've been in ketosis since infancy. The body will go through a bunch of changes to enable that.

If you've done it before and it's just glycogen depletion from ULC or low-carb + a lot of glycolytic activity, it'll go away once you carb up and refill the glycogen stores.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Groogrux on January 15, 2013, 11:00:49 PM
I can't see how anybody wouldn't like eating low-carb?  I've become such a carnivore that cattle and pigs tremble before me! 

IT'S FUCKING AWESOME.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 15, 2013, 11:17:27 PM
Could be he's eating low-quality food, like McDonald's burgers without the buns or some shit. Or he could be counting calories (:wag)


Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Dickie Dee on January 15, 2013, 11:30:42 PM
Not really, worst thing is probably some pepperoni I got. I was ''ok'' last week, just seemed like standard feeling like crap with no energy and inability to think. This is something decidedly different
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Dickie Dee on January 15, 2013, 11:34:30 PM
Anyways, a bit better tonight - maybe just one of those things
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Groogrux on January 16, 2013, 09:16:49 AM
There is nothing wrong with pepperoni!  Unless you're hardcore paleo (then there's everything wrong with it!).  I'm not really worried too much about following paleo while I'm on the diet right now.  When I get off the diet I'll go back then.

But seriously, I ate a fuckin' steak for breakfast two days ago.  Yesterday was just a plate full of bacon.  Pepperonis are perfect snacks.  So I will reiterate my previous statement.

IT'S.  FUCKING. AWESOME.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Mupepe on January 16, 2013, 10:06:42 AM
God, I hope he is.  I learned my lesson about skimping on the veggies with paleo.   :-\
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on January 16, 2013, 10:51:19 AM
also dont confuse the keto flu for the actual flu going around rightn ow. I never got the keto flu but I have this actual flu and it sucks and I can't drink coffee without burning up / working ouit without suffering a heart attache :piss. i've had it for a week now :piss
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Groogrux on January 16, 2013, 11:26:02 AM
Are you eating vegetables?

There aren't many veggies that can be consumed for under 30g carbs a day.  I am taking multi-vitamins though to help with the nutrient loss from not eating veggies.

[Edit] Although, I am going to head to the grocery to get some broccoli and celery since they're two of the lowest.  Maybe some leafy greens too, cause I can mix that in with some vinegar and olive oil for a salad that stays under 6g carbs.

[2nd Edit]  Was that question to me or Mamacint?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Dickie Dee on January 16, 2013, 11:28:27 AM
Not saying all pepperoni is bad - just this was particularly dirty corner store pepperoni.

I've been pretty good about eating veggies, my lunch everyday is a big ass salad. I was worried all those veggies would add up to carbs but my blood sugars don't rise much (have I mentioned I'm Type 1 diabetic?) I don't think it was the keto-flu, I mean I definitely had that to the point I wasn't sure if I could continue but this was a bit different.

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Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on January 16, 2013, 11:56:51 AM
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0Ah8MbmZepQxWdGo4bnB2QmxxMUlmTzZUTXYzMURRLWc#gid=0

check that out groogux thatll let you know a general estimate for veggies. you should be able to have a nice salad for like 5 carbs.


1 cup of lettuce is ALOT.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Groogrux on January 16, 2013, 12:05:45 PM
That is an awesome list!  Was that on r/keto or something?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on January 16, 2013, 12:14:26 PM
yeah. they have a cool FAQ also

http://www.reddit.com/help/faqs/keto
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Groogrux on January 16, 2013, 12:39:51 PM
 WELL I WAS UNINFORMED UNTIL NOW!

 
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Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Mupepe on January 16, 2013, 01:59:44 PM
and how are you pooping without veggies???
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Mupepe on January 16, 2013, 02:20:06 PM
Fish oil is about the only supplement I take.  When I first started working out I had all sorts of powders and pills.  But when I get serious on nailing my diet I realized I didn't need any of that shit and coincidentally I felt better and the weight really started to come off. 

The only two supplements that I ever felt really did something were fish oil and ZMA. And ZMA just made me feel more rested when I wasn't getting the proper amount of sleep.  It also makes you have some nutty dreams.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on January 16, 2013, 02:54:58 PM
what does arginine do
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on January 16, 2013, 03:20:04 PM
oh ok gotcha. thanks.


I just take Fish Oil, Vitamin D, and a diaretic. Diaretic made me lose ALOT of weight real fast but I get extremely light headed. Oh well.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Dickie Dee on January 16, 2013, 03:50:13 PM
I pretty much just stick to Fish Oil Omega 3 - but I've added some multi-vitamins as I'm not sure just what's getting flushed out with all this water coming out of me. Can't hurt (within reason of course)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 16, 2013, 07:37:58 PM
yo Groogrux, you may be missing the key caveat with that 30g of carbs a day figure - it is your EFFECTIVE carb total, minus fiber (since the fiber takes so much energy to digest). You subtract the grams of fiber from the grams of carbs to get the effective carb total (even the Atkins dieter do this IIRC). Thus, fibrous veggies are something you can safely eat in considerable volume.

(that is not to say that I would recommend going out of one's way to introduce extra fiber into the diet, as the current conventional wisdom seems to be...that's as insane and pointless as chewing on a stick)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 16, 2013, 07:46:42 PM
People usually go one of two ways on vitamins, but if you need to take a lot of vitamins to supplement your diet, something is wrong with it.

It is really tough to get enough Vitamin D with most modern food sources. This may not be a prob for people living in Oklahoma of course, if you are outdoors often enough. And there is some evidence recently that the need for Vit D may vary much more widely according to genetics - i.e. Scandinavian populations naturally require less Vit D because they use it more efficiently. So the blanket recommendations to take so many IUs daily may be offbase. Still, it's cheap and really hard to overdose on to the point where it becomes harmful so I always take it when i don't get out for a walk or whatever that day, or it's heavily overcast.

So maybe we could rephrase your statement to say that '....something wrong with your diet and lifestyle'...i'd say the same for people who are taking stuff to help them sleep better. In some cases you may genuinely be dealing with some deficiency (magnesium or selenium or whatever) but in most cases it's just because people don't go to bed at the right times, are not active enough during the day, don't sleep in a dark or quiet enough room, drink too much, are too stressed, play lots of games or watch movies just before bed etc...
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on January 16, 2013, 08:41:54 PM
cormac when you use your kettlebell do you wear gloves or are your hands like calloused to the point where they don't blister up anymore?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 16, 2013, 08:47:50 PM
the latter, but you always need to be careful. Use chalk and try to keep the calluses down...the larger they are the more likely they are to rip off. Gloves are fine to use occasionally if your hands are hurt but they'll hurt your grip strength. You also need to polish the KB handles with sandpaper to get them as smooth as possible. If they came painted, sand that shit off ASAP.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on January 16, 2013, 08:52:42 PM
Ahhh I didn't even think of chalk. Alright cool thanks bro.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 16, 2013, 09:04:48 PM
It'll also take a while before you get comfortable with the amount of grip to use. There is a sweet spot between too firm and too relaxed. The more the KB is moving around your palm, the more it will hurt you. But the harder you grip, the faster you'll wear your grip out.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on January 16, 2013, 09:05:03 PM
Started going back to the gym two weeks ago, feels good man. Although today I got pushed over by this stacked as fuck woman during my workout. Was using the mirror. She was so hot as fuck she caught me off guard. She was moving a straight bench nearly right in front of me with no regard for where her ass was heading.

Cormac, what's your opinion on milk? I've been drinking 1/3rd of a gallon of whole milk everyday and found I was making good gains with milk in general when I used to work out.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 16, 2013, 09:05:41 PM
were muffins brought up
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on January 16, 2013, 09:06:59 PM
:rofl

I'd be her muffin SLAVE holy shit
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 16, 2013, 09:10:27 PM
how can i start talking about milk now
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on January 16, 2013, 09:12:24 PM
 :teehee
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 16, 2013, 09:13:28 PM
ahem

Milk is awesome for mass/strength gains but it's possible to get big without it, and next to IMpossible to avoid fat gain if you rely on it. Think of milk as cream diluted with sugar water. I think pretty much everyone other than those with hardcore dairy allergies (which are mostly lactose-based anyway so not so much a prob with cream...) can and should make cream a part of their regular diet. But milk is only for those interested in getting hyooge fast with no other considerations.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 16, 2013, 09:16:10 PM
I suppose there are caveats now, since we have things like CNS and CBL to account for - milk is fine on a carb nite or a backload :drool As is ice cream :drool
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on January 16, 2013, 09:17:38 PM
Ahhh I see. Yeah I'm not a skinny person so I'm weary of compounding the fat I already have. I guess right now I have to decide, as far as diet, do I want to put on the mass quickly with the fat that will come with it or toe a thinner line of putting on lean muscle and minimizing the amount of fat. I've nearly cut out all excess carbs though, I would consume way too much.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 16, 2013, 09:24:21 PM
no point cutting down on carbs if you are going to be chugging 1/3rd of a gallon of lactose every day.

IIRC, you do a fairly traditional bodybuilding split...in which case Carb Backloading might make sense. Enjoy carbs while recomping, it is the dream. Otherwise, just eating unmeasured Paleo will likely be a big improvement if you eat more on the lower end of the carb scale
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on January 16, 2013, 09:35:36 PM
Sounds good, and on the paleo, I have to read more but as it stands I have already dramatically shifted the ratio of protein to carb consumption in favor of protein. The main issue in having now is consuming the amount of protein I want. Gonna have to hit the grocery a little more mindfully this weekend and from now on.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 16, 2013, 09:38:35 PM
foraging is the first skill the hunter must learn, yes

don't forget to bag some muffins tho :teehee
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on January 16, 2013, 11:45:50 PM
(http://oi49.tinypic.com/207ni1c.jpg)

All the supplements you'll ever need.  Live strong, my friends.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Mupepe on January 17, 2013, 10:28:41 AM
Gotta use that HCG to keep your little friends humming right.

I've recently seen signs all over my city advertising HCG for weight loss.  From my understanding it's sure as hell not safe for weight loss
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on January 17, 2013, 11:00:52 AM
ECA stack 4 lyfe ~~~~ (donjt do thsi)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on January 17, 2013, 11:27:45 AM
I was always interested in HCG when I heard you can consistently shoot Peter North like loads.

Not willing to get caught or arrested so it remains a fantasy for now.

Edit: ECA stacks are awesome and stocked up on a year's supply worth when ephedra/ephedrine was banned around 2004.  Don't get the shitty Ephedrine HCl 25 mg with 200 mg of Guaifenesin tabs as they're nowhere near as good or effective.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Mupepe on January 17, 2013, 12:48:06 PM
I was always interested in HCG when I heard you can consistently shoot Peter North like loads.

Not willing to get caught or arrested so it remains a fantasy for now.

Edit: ECA stacks are awesome and stocked up on a year's supply worth when ephedra/ephedrine was banned around 2004.  Don't get the shitty Ephedrine HCl 25 mg with 200 mg of Guaifenesin tabs as they're nowhere near as good or effective.
You can get HCG legally unless your specific state has labeled it a class iii drug. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on January 17, 2013, 01:04:25 PM
How do you buy HCG if its legal? Is it a prescription?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Mupepe on January 17, 2013, 02:07:13 PM
HCG is prescription, but you can obtain it legally as a research chemical.  It's the same way people obtain SERM's for the PCT.  They're prescription drugs, but allowed to be purchased legally as a research chemcial.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on January 17, 2013, 02:34:46 PM
Thanks.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on January 17, 2013, 02:37:06 PM
I don't take ECA or HCG, was just wondering where it originitated.

I would take a PED though.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Dickie Dee on January 17, 2013, 02:52:00 PM
Tonight's my first "Carb Night" and I'm not hungry for carbs for the first time in almost 2 weeks. FML
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Mupepe on January 17, 2013, 03:02:21 PM
After having a ridiculous craving for carbs last night I've decided on giving carb backloading a real shake with 5/3/1.    I don't feel like searching in here for details since I'm sure Cormac has gone over it, so I'll just buy that damn book  :P 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Groogrux on January 17, 2013, 06:16:26 PM
Tonight's my first "Carb Night" and I'm not hungry for carbs for the first time in almost 2 weeks. FML

I know how you feel.  My next one is tomorrow night and I feel like I could take it or leave it.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on January 17, 2013, 07:13:21 PM
I was always interested in HCG when I heard you can consistently shoot Peter North like loads.

Not willing to get caught or arrested so it remains a fantasy for now.

Edit: ECA stacks are awesome and stocked up on a year's supply worth when ephedra/ephedrine was banned around 2004.  Don't get the shitty Ephedrine HCl 25 mg with 200 mg of Guaifenesin tabs as they're nowhere near as good or effective.
You can get HCG legally unless your specific state has labeled it a class iii drug.

Must be legal in my parts considering how there is a website devoted to the HCG diet in my state and apparently is located just a couple of minutes from where I live: http://www.hcgdesmoines.com/what-is-hcg.html
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 17, 2013, 07:21:47 PM
Next big thing in the minimalist/toe shoe world(?):

(http://www.wired.com/images_blogs/business/2013/01/mens-topo-line.jpg)

http://www.wired.com/business/2013/01/two-toe-shoes

Personally, I've always found toe shoes like Vibram 5-Fingers too ugly to take seriously, but I could see myself wearing these.

Those are cool. Yeah, Vibrams are tough to wear anywhere but the park or the gym, but you see dudes in two-toed tabi boots all the time here. All the visiting otaku are like OMG NINJA but they're almost always bricklayers :lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on January 17, 2013, 08:53:12 PM
start with bench first, cuz you can do a heavier weight with that

most people use dips as an accessory exercise to make their bench stronger
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on January 17, 2013, 08:54:09 PM
<3 dips
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Mupepe on January 17, 2013, 09:28:21 PM
I was always interested in HCG when I heard you can consistently shoot Peter North like loads.

Not willing to get caught or arrested so it remains a fantasy for now.

Edit: ECA stacks are awesome and stocked up on a year's supply worth when ephedra/ephedrine was banned around 2004.  Don't get the shitty Ephedrine HCl 25 mg with 200 mg of Guaifenesin tabs as they're nowhere near as good or effective.
You can get HCG legally unless your specific state has labeled it a class iii drug.

Must be legal in my parts considering how there is a website devoted to the HCG diet in my state and apparently is located just a couple of minutes from where I live: http://www.hcgdesmoines.com/what-is-hcg.html
try it out and report back what does to your load
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on January 17, 2013, 09:56:57 PM
started trying 5/3/1 this week since you guys kept talking about it

either my stamina sucks because I don't usually rep more than 5 on a set or I play too much ball

I was only able to do 6 reps of 245 on my 3rd set of squats.  After that I dropped to sets of 10, starting with 205.  Each set felt crazy hard after the 7th rep and I had to drop further in weight after the 3rd set.

Another explanation could be that I did 5/3/1 deadlift on Monday when I DL 275  11  times and  did 5  sets of good mornings with 155lbs

I was gassed afterward and ate a whole pizza and order of pasta at California Pizza Kitchen.  The waitress was like WTF, where do you fit all that?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 17, 2013, 10:32:00 PM
i refuse to be impressed by someone's strength when lying flat on their back, unless i am making sexy with them
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: ToxicAdam on January 17, 2013, 11:09:28 PM
From a convenience factor you can't beat the bench. Weighted dips are a pain.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on January 18, 2013, 12:08:00 AM
I wouldn't even bench if not for the fact that my friend thinks he's stronger just because he can bench more.  Once I beat him, I'm gonna move on.  Big pecs are pretty much useless for anything other than posing shirtless.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Mupepe on January 18, 2013, 10:18:48 AM
started trying 5/3/1 this week since you guys kept talking about it

either my stamina sucks because I don't usually rep more than 5 on a set or I play too much ball

I was only able to do 6 reps of 245 on my 3rd set of squats.  After that I dropped to sets of 10, starting with 205.  Each set felt crazy hard after the 7th rep and I had to drop further in weight after the 3rd set.

Another explanation could be that I did 5/3/1 deadlift on Monday when I DL 275  11  times and  did 5  sets of good mornings with 155lbs

I was gassed afterward and ate a whole pizza and order of pasta at California Pizza Kitchen.  The waitress was like WTF, where do you fit all that?
Are you doing the BBB variation or something?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on January 18, 2013, 11:07:19 AM
What's the BBB version?

I just followed Wendler's instructions to do as many reps as possible on 85% of my max.  I also use 90% as my max instead of my real max like he suggested. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Mupepe on January 18, 2013, 12:41:26 PM
So are you just doing drop sets for your accessory work or what? I'm just not understanding why you dropped weight and kept going if you were able to get 6 reps on your third set.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on January 18, 2013, 12:46:22 PM
For squats, yeah

I was too lazy to switch to lunges or step-ups

6 just seemed kinda small, especially since I did at least 10 reps for both bench and DL on the last set
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Mupepe on January 18, 2013, 12:51:00 PM
I had the same issue with squats.  I got to 7, but I hit 10 on bench and DL.  only 7 on OHP too.  I had never done lunges before so I threw those in as my accessory work.  Maaaaan, they fucking destroyed my legs.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on January 18, 2013, 12:51:56 PM
I was bored with simplefit, and I decided to check out these programs. Any of you guys got any experience with em?

http://www.twohundredsquats.com/
http://www.hundredpushups.com/
http://www.twohundredsitups.com/

I get bored alot. SO right now I usually do a 30 minute exercise bike, then all three of these programs (i'm actually quite good at non weighted squats now  :o) and then do some simple stuff with a kettlebell.

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 18, 2013, 07:29:43 PM
I haven't done a workout in a month, just thought i'd throw that out there. Still feel great, haven't gotten fat
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on January 18, 2013, 07:34:00 PM
If I was making my own food and didn't live with my parents I would do carb night, but as it is, she gives me enough shit eating low carb food already I imagine if I dropped it below 30 she'd pitch a fit. I've told her i'd make my own meals but she gets offended that I even suggest it  :-\     /en

but I like to stay a little bit active so :D don't think i'm not jealous of you carb nighters and carb back loaders though  :gloomy :gloomy
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 18, 2013, 08:47:54 PM
how's that deadlift coming
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 18, 2013, 09:08:58 PM
Seriously, taking a bunch of time off is not a big deal and can be very beneficial. Doug McGuff defines fitness as the gap between the minimum you have to do and the maximum you can do (wider is better). The fitter you get, the longer you can go without doing much to maintain it. Not that I am a paragon of fitness but a month without working out doesn't seem to make any real difference to me at this point, and it helps with nagging injuries. I've always been upfront about me being the laziest guy in this thread - I'm all about maximum bang for buck and always will be. That's not to say i'm INACTIVE, I just haven't been doing 'workouts'
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Groogrux on January 19, 2013, 12:11:47 AM
I don't know if I'm mentioned it in here before, but I'm terrified of deadlifting.

I've been an EMT since 2008 and all they teach you is to never lift with the back.  When I see a deadlift performed, that's what I primarily see doing the lifting.  Any help/ideas for maybe breaking into this?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 19, 2013, 07:03:12 AM
last workout i did, i did 345lbs x5, without pushing too hard. I can do 350lbs for one or two for sure at 165lbs b/w. Then again, you are taller and thus at a biomechanical disadvantage. Long arms and short legs are good for DLs so it really is hard to compare across bodytypes.

I mean, when i work out I'm trying to improve, not maintain. It's just that I go through periods when I don't do much and it doesn't seem to make all that much difference. Back when I was just working out and not making any effort on the lifestyle/diet front, I would go to shit if I stopped training. Now I have diet, sleep, stress etc sorted out, and a decent base level of strength/fitness, it really seems like I have more latitude before my fitness starts to slide. That's the point I was trying to make.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on January 20, 2013, 08:22:33 PM
I attempted to do a half get up today with my kettlebell, got almost there when my arm trebbled and my kettlebell fell backwards bringing my arm back with it  :-X haven't felt that much pain in a long time lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on January 22, 2013, 09:55:05 AM
Been trying carb back-loading and my skin is shrinkwrapping over my muscles. Holy shit.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Groogrux on January 22, 2013, 06:09:59 PM
Uggggg...  Left early this morning and went out of town.  The kiddo and I were starving when we got an hour in, so we stopped at McDonalds.:yuck

I had an egg mcmuffin.  That alone was 30 carbs.  Then we had dinner while we were out and I went to a place (Red Robin) that had low carb options, but still, after all was said and done, my total carb count for the day was 86g.

Is this really going to fuck me, do I need to really stay below the carb radar tomorrow (i.e. no carbs at all), or should I not worry about it and just go back to normal?  My carb nite isn't for a few more days.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Mupepe on January 22, 2013, 06:14:24 PM
*tap tap tap* You're overthinking it.  Go back to your regular routine.  Remember to look at the big picture.  Who cares about the short term effects of your slip up?  Get back to your routine.  That's what matters
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Groogrux on January 22, 2013, 06:16:12 PM
I was just worried because Kiefer left out (or I missed) the section titled: What if I fuck up?  :lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on January 22, 2013, 06:25:33 PM
groogux next time you go to mcdonalds just dont eat the bun / muffin part and you'll be fine. people have lost weight eating nothing but mcdonalds before (although they dont eat buns or fries or hashbrowns lol)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on January 22, 2013, 06:27:39 PM
Also unless you eat like 1k carbs you won't knock yourself out of ketosis. They just say under 30 to really kick start the ketosis in you, but marks daily apple did a good graph of this that shows you can really go up to 50 to ignite ketosis

(http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg158/MDA2008/MDA%202011/Carb_Curve_color.jpg)


but I know how you feel. i've been there. I was there today almost because my mom sliced up the most delicious beautiful pineapple i've ever tasted. :drool
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on January 22, 2013, 07:12:58 PM
I agree with Business. Even in low increments keep your intake clean. I personally have been eating hard boiled eggs, cottage cheese, canned tuna, peanuts and a fruit. Dinner is a variable but the amount I take in is dependent on whether I work out that day or not.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 22, 2013, 07:18:09 PM
not to add to the dogpile Groogrux, but i don't find it hard to resist food until early afternoon. I'm sure that gets easier after a few weeks but just in case - remember to eat enough in the evenings FOR THE NEXT DAY as well. This is not a calorie-restriction diet. Next time you know you are going on a trip, eat more pig the night before
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Groogrux on January 22, 2013, 07:23:33 PM
That was a big part of the problem in that I didn't eat a good enough meal last night.

I'm just a slow learner, I guess.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on January 22, 2013, 07:28:35 PM
if im making lets say taco meat, and I use a whole package for a whole package of ground meat, and theres 24 carbs in a whole package, how should I divide it up so when I log my carbs if I have a serving?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 22, 2013, 07:30:04 PM
someone else teach him division, i am tired now
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on January 22, 2013, 07:33:06 PM
 :( :( :( :(
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on January 22, 2013, 07:42:46 PM
:rofl

Generally you'd do that by getting an exact ounce amount? (via a kitchen scale of course) But dividing it into half or fourths should get you in the ballpark.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 22, 2013, 07:46:40 PM
don't bother Blue, he's already on reddit and SA begging someone else to do it for him
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on January 22, 2013, 07:55:55 PM
I don't post about fitness anyweres else but here ^_^ thank you blue
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 22, 2013, 08:20:41 PM
Been trying carb back-loading and my skin is shrinkwrapping over my muscles. Holy shit.

(http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltvvfjiYw71qdbxx9.gif)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on January 22, 2013, 08:38:14 PM
:punch it IS
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 22, 2013, 08:48:38 PM
that was actually supposed to represent approval but now that i have unearthed this vein of insecurity i think we have to mine it a little and ask for pics
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on January 22, 2013, 08:50:17 PM
i hope its not illegal shrinkwrapping  8) #jokesontuesday
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on January 22, 2013, 08:54:18 PM
that was actually supposed to represent approval but now that i have unearthed this vein of insecurity i think we have to mine it a little and ask for pics

Nooooo I'm not readdyyyyyy and yeah you poked a soft spot, a soft pudgy spot  :'(
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 22, 2013, 08:58:49 PM
can i pull your hair next
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on January 22, 2013, 09:04:15 PM
 :'(

But in all seriousness I dont' think I've felt this good in my life. When I worked out before diet was an outlier to my approach to fitness. Now, not so much. It feels like everything is in its place, churning to a better me. Get a sense of elation every time I wake up. Gettin' all emotional here.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on January 22, 2013, 09:06:18 PM
just wait till u get laid man youll be attacking the poonanni like ur a virgin who knows how to fuk
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 22, 2013, 09:10:10 PM
I did a KB workout yesterday, then stuffed myself on lyonnaise potatoes and broiled salmon, then ice cream just before bed. Feels good man

It really does explain a lot about how certain people seemingly eat like fat people but stay ripped all year round. Under the right conditions, it certainly seems doable even without great genetics.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on January 22, 2013, 09:21:28 PM
Groogrux,

I do a lot of travelling and time away from the office.  A lot of times I said "fuck it" and stopped at Wendy's.

I recommend these: http://stevesoriginal.com/

Kind of pricey but you could probably make jerky yourself, vacuum seal it, and do the same thing.  I keep a pack or two with me if I feel like straying.  It's damn fine and stopped me from breaking.

Try them or make your own.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on January 22, 2013, 09:22:14 PM
Yeah that just blows my mind. About to eat some roasted potatoes and scrambled eggs before bed.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on January 22, 2013, 09:26:01 PM
Groogrux,

I do a lot of travelling and time away from the office.  A lot of times I said "fuck it" and stopped at Wendy's.

I recommend these: http://stevesoriginal.com/

Kind of pricey but you could probably make jerky yourself, vacuum seal it, and do the same thing.  I keep a pack or two with me if I feel like straying.  It's damn fine and stopped me from breaking.

Try them or make your own.

thats a shit load of carbs for jerky  :o
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on January 22, 2013, 09:27:15 PM
i reccomend this jerky; 1 carb per ounce and its god tier

https://www.bigjohnsbeefjerky.com/cart/index.php
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on January 22, 2013, 09:50:51 PM
make it less carb intesive please and I will purchase some
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 22, 2013, 10:00:34 PM
I'm developing my own paleo packs that I will be able to sell you sometime in the third quarter after I take some business classes. Maybe I'll start a Kickstarter, but I'm going to be blatantly ripping off Steve, so maybe not. The morale of this story is I found out how incredibly easy it is to make your own jerky and dry your own fruit and stick it in a bag with some nuts.

The convenience stores here have so many options for this type of thing I find it hard to believe there is a specific niche that needs filling by those things. You can get all kinds of jerky, salami, pepperoni, cheese as well as better protein options like dried squid, salmon jerky etc...all kinds of nuts and fresh fruit too. Never mind the delis and the restaurants....those are just the lowest common denominator, available everywhere options....
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 22, 2013, 10:14:07 PM
I suppose comparing whatever this will be with convenience store foods is off-base anyway, since it will likely be a long time before you see Steve's Club stuff in 7-11...  Another popular jerky here is venison - i bet the hardcore Paleo crowd would go nuts (har) for that. By all means, go for it - basically nobody in the Paleosphere actually knows how to fucking cook :lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on January 22, 2013, 10:46:22 PM
I'm training with my father and god bless him, he's got the knowledge, he's got the work ethic, he's very muscular from years of working out in the past (always had a muscular physique as an adult, very skinny teen) but he will not lift a pot or pan to cook something unless its pancakes or boiled eggs.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 22, 2013, 10:50:16 PM
I enjoy cooking...i don't do any other sort of manual labor really so it seems to fill a need
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Beezy on January 22, 2013, 10:58:39 PM
I'm developing my own paleo packs that I will be able to sell you sometime in the third quarter after I take some business classes. Maybe I'll start a Kickstarter, but I'm going to be blatantly ripping off Steve, so maybe not. The morale of this story is I found out how incredibly easy it is to make your own jerky and dry your own fruit and stick it in a bag with some nuts.
I'd bite.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 22, 2013, 11:10:32 PM
He just told you it is incredibly easy to MAKE YOUR OWN, what is wrong with you people :lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Beezy on January 22, 2013, 11:42:28 PM
We're Americans.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Groogrux on January 23, 2013, 01:06:58 AM
We're Americans.

:rofl

But really, I'll be getting school/tax refunds soon and I plan on buying myself a decent dehydrator to make jerky with.  I've done it in the oven before but it never turns out quite like I want it to.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on January 23, 2013, 07:56:41 AM
Just weighed myself - down 23 pounds since I restarted three weeks ago.  That is the fastest amount of weight loss that I've ever experienced.  A lot of it is probably water weight but still...

Went dairy free, legume free, and my carbohydrate range is from 30-50 grams per day.  My diet:

Breakfast - 4 Omega 3 eggs with chorizo, mushrooms, and jalapeno peppers.  Used coconut oil as well but I'm considering adding ghee to mix things up.

Lunch - Rarely have time for it.  Might eat a Paleo Kit if I'm feeling hungry (which is rare).  On the weekends, I crack open a BPA free can of coconut milk and sip on it throughout the day.

Dinner - Half a pound of grass fed beef, half a pound of chicken, made some guacamole with lots of red onion, garlic, and spinach that I dip the meat in.  I find I have to add more garlic and onion to mask the avocado taste.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Groogrux on January 23, 2013, 08:50:28 AM
Benefits and results from the guy who helped create the ACWR and PhotoCalorie about Paleo and Low-Carb dieting:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=019y-y-5ZAE
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 23, 2013, 09:11:18 AM
T EXP - limes! (or lemon i guess but i much prefer limes...)

i'd think about a carb feed sometime soon too. Preferably at night, and preferably gluten-free. Otherwise your metabolism will just downregulate and become so efficient it will be hard to keep losing fat.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Groogrux on January 23, 2013, 05:44:16 PM
That's it, I'm going to re-read the book.  I'm on the forums now and they're talking about stuff I apparently completely overlooked.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on January 23, 2013, 07:23:20 PM
Howd you get the validation email to come, I never got mine  :'(
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Groogrux on January 23, 2013, 07:36:53 PM
I never got a validation email, but I tried signing in today and it just let me in.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on January 23, 2013, 07:50:40 PM
whats the name of the forusm again im too lazy to look
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 23, 2013, 08:34:21 PM
trannysurprise.com
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on January 23, 2013, 08:37:40 PM
that just links back to here  ???
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on January 23, 2013, 08:38:37 PM
Just weighed myself - down 23 pounds since I restarted three weeks ago.  That is the fastest amount of weight loss that I've ever experienced.  A lot of it is probably water weight but still...

Went dairy free, legume free, and my carbohydrate range is from 30-50 grams per day.  My diet:

Breakfast - 4 Omega 3 eggs with chorizo, mushrooms, and jalapeno peppers.  Used coconut oil as well but I'm considering adding ghee to mix things up.

Lunch - Rarely have time for it.  Might eat a Paleo Kit if I'm feeling hungry (which is rare).  On the weekends, I crack open a BPA free can of coconut milk and sip on it throughout the day.

Dinner - Half a pound of grass fed beef, half a pound of chicken, made some guacamole with lots of red onion, garlic, and spinach that I dip the meat in.  I find I have to add more garlic and onion to mask the avocado taste.

How's your strength?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on January 23, 2013, 10:13:16 PM
So does carb back-loading require cycling at some point? I've only just started it like this week but have really minimized carbs for two weeks now. I've also felt the 'Hulk' like effects. I mean, I know what a 'pump' mid-workout feels like, what it normally feels like that is but with carb back-loading my whole body feels like its expanding ridiculously.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 24, 2013, 01:00:43 AM
I don't know that it requires it, no. I mean, it is neither fish nor fowl to begin with, being a mish-mash of ultra low carb at some times and ultra high carb at others...it's also protein- and fat-adequate so in theory you could do it indefinitely. It depends on your workouts to an extent though...if you stop working out for extended periods it turns into non-stop ultra low carb which is not something you can do indefinitely without some compromises...but then it sort of morphs into CNS (which doesn't require exercise). If you find it monotonous or hard to stick with for whatever reason, you could just do unmeasured Paleo for a while and see how that goes. If you start getting fat, you can go back to CBL or CNS I guess. I've been doing one or the other for like 4-5 months now, don't see any reason to stop. It's super convenient for me.

I've never had the 'Hulk' effect, although the workouts the day after a backload are almost always good.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on January 24, 2013, 01:56:13 AM
I've been doing this carb back loading for almost a year.  I gained about 30lbs and got much stronger, especially in the upper body.  My six pack was gone but waist only increased by 1.5 inches.  Compared to most bulking results, it's not bad.

The only cycling I did was just eat more when I'm more active and vice versa.  Actually I eat a bunch of carbs even on off days.  It's just on exercise days that I don't eat carbs or fast pre workout.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 24, 2013, 02:31:04 AM
There is definitely a fair amount of latitude to eat carbs even on non-workout days, yeah, although it is probably a slippery slope for many people. Just pushing it to the evening has a significant effect vs starting the day with toast and OJ
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on January 24, 2013, 09:07:31 AM
Cool! Thanks guys! The concept and execution behind CBL is so damn simple its funny.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on January 25, 2013, 02:14:39 AM
I err on the side of taking more carbs because my activity level is pretty high and I want to recover as fast as possible.  If you're just want to look better, it's probably best to keep carb loading to exercise days or even to just days when you're really training hard. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2012 edition
Post by: Groogrux on January 25, 2013, 09:13:16 PM
My third Carb Nite is in progress...

(https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRtDhOYyOEJj0yJqNVOaFEOJSL7ENCZR8B36qL5aMY858FK5mtp9A)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on January 28, 2013, 09:47:19 PM
Howd it go?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Groogrux on January 28, 2013, 10:32:25 PM
I'm alive!  I was shocked to see how much my stomach and appetite have shrank.  I bought enough pizza to feed a family of 3 (for just me and my 5-year old) remembering how I used to be able to eat a whole pizza by myself in one night, I also got some ice cream while we were out.

I ate three slices of pizza and had half the cup of ice cream, and I was done.  I tried taking a bite later on and nearly puked.

All that being said, I'm down 20lbs from when I first started the diet.  I've learned a great lesson about my Carb Nites now too; slow and easy from here on out.  My body will no longer let me gorge like I used to and I'm completely okay with that.

***

Another thing I learned:  I don't like pork rinds.  They're zero carbs and I thought they would be an okay snack, but it turns out that they're disgusting (I used to like them) and I have a lot of pork rinds now that I guess I'll be sending to my dad.

And I found a new vitamin store (NutriShop) that has a powdered multivitamin with zero carbs that allows for 99.9% absorption vs. the 15% I was getting from my tablets.

***

[Edit] And before I forget, I'm back in the gym on a regular basis now.  I'm going 3x a week and working on resistance training with only 5 minutes of cardio for a warmup.  It seems to be helping out a great deal!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 28, 2013, 10:39:05 PM
You may be confusing the bloat from gas caused by digestive issues with the gluten with just being full of food. Physically, I have no doubt your stomach is still big enough to handle 3 slices of pizza. I eat like a forest fire but would also get serious bloat from the pizza you ate, to the point of tapping out. As an experiment, try gluten-free carbs next time out - mashed potato or boiled rice.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on January 28, 2013, 10:50:39 PM
I can still eat 28 pieces of pizza fairly easily. I did it 2 or 3 weeks ago. Yay for buffets
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Dickie Dee on January 28, 2013, 10:53:59 PM
After both Carb Nights so far my pulse raced all evening

I reeeealllly did not enjoy them like I thought I would
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Groogrux on January 28, 2013, 10:54:06 PM
Yeah, Kiefer mentioned recently in a blog post to go gluten-free to keep down on bloating.  I'm going to give that a shot this coming Friday.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Groogrux on January 28, 2013, 10:54:29 PM
After both Carb Nights so far my pulse raced all evening

I reeeealllly did not enjoy them like I thought I would

Same here!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 28, 2013, 10:56:11 PM
This is also from Kiefer but just in case -

If you confirm that you do get bloating, then the bad news is that you are gluten-intolerant (like 50% or so of the population) and would do well to cut it out entirely. CNS is a pretty handy way of testing this really, due to the extended period of ULC that ensures no gluten.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Dickie Dee on January 28, 2013, 10:57:43 PM
Weight hasn't entirely been melting off me - but I only weighed myself after my 2nd week so I'm not sure what I've lost. One of my rings keep falling off so I guess that's a good sign, pants are hardly falling off my but do fit better now

I'd been on a diuretic for blood pressure (HCTZ) and I'm not sure how that affected things and the initial shedding of water weight
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 28, 2013, 10:57:55 PM
Also, how you react to Carb nite is like how you react to any meal - entirely dependent on the quality of the food, regardless of macronutrients. Eat too much bad food and you won't feel good, even if it has the desired metabolic effect
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Groogrux on January 28, 2013, 11:01:01 PM
I've already discovered a late-in-life slight intolerance to lactose (I get a soured stomach if I eat too much dairy) and I've dealt with it. 

If I'm gluten-intolerant too, I'm just going to be pissed.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 28, 2013, 11:17:21 PM
well uh it sucks for sure but better to actually know for sure and be able to do something about it than just keep eating it and suffer all kinds of complications.

It's actually easier to tell people you are gluten-intolerant rather than trying to explain to them why you are choosing not to eat junk food, I find. It's like how no-one forces booze on someone who describes themselves as an alcoholic but if your friend just doesn't want to get drunk that night, you will wear him down with abuse until he gives in....some days it feels like everyone in the world wants me to eat their bread
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Groogrux on January 28, 2013, 11:20:37 PM
I won't lie, if it weren't for the whole "it makes me fat" thing, I would have felt comfortable living a life in ignorance!  :lol

But yeah, now that you put it that way, it will make it easier to say that I have an allergy to keep friends from wanting to shove shit down my throat.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 28, 2013, 11:40:29 PM
it seems so, yes. Ultra low carb will work at first but the metabolism will slow and you'll be short on energy if you do anything in the glycolitic pathway (cardio, basically). The body uses the available food more efficiently and fat loss slows. CNS is pretty similar to Tim Ferriss' slow carb diet with the weekly cheat day on which anything goes in that respect. Neither works as advertised if you slack on the carb/cheat days. Although of course the dosage and timing and quality is always important
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on January 29, 2013, 09:19:38 AM
Groogux, use those pork rinds as "breading" and make chicken nuggets / fried chicken. Pork rinds redeemed. :bow
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Groogrux on January 29, 2013, 09:56:44 AM
OH YEAH!  I do remember reading about them being used for that!  I might give that a shot before I give them away.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on January 29, 2013, 10:01:35 AM
Ive never had pork rinds before I heard they're disgusting but I wanted to try them for chicken nuggets.

I just bought the carb nite book, I want to try it and I want those recipes also.  :-[ :-[ Plus I also want to eat some chinese food in 10 days time  :-[ :-[ :-[
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Dickie Dee on January 29, 2013, 10:54:07 AM
I've only tried pork rinds a few times but found them to be pretty foul.

Why not use almond flour? Maybe like this: http://www.granolamom4god.com/2011/04/never-fail-almond-flour-chicken-fingers.html (http://www.granolamom4god.com/2011/04/never-fail-almond-flour-chicken-fingers.html)

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on January 29, 2013, 11:02:56 AM
I think the quality of pork rinds varies pretty greatly (like most foods).  The bagged ones are trash, but getting them from my local mexican market is :drool
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: DCharlieJP on January 29, 2013, 11:04:55 AM
got my fat ass back moving from my quagmire of redundancy - 32km walked, with 2 hours 30 of futsal at the end of it.

Fucking awesome.

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on January 29, 2013, 12:13:49 PM
what do you guys use for whey protein btw
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Dickie Dee on January 29, 2013, 12:19:01 PM
Cormac, what's your opinion on paleo baking? I want to hate it because it seems indulgent and silly.

Almost as indulgent and silly as framing dietary choices in terms of moral virtue...
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on January 29, 2013, 12:27:40 PM
Hitting a protein = weight in grams is a damn pain. In an effort to achieve this I've bought a whole rotisserie chicken and plan on eating half on one day. Also taking an extra scoop of whey protein. Even then its still cutting it close.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Groogrux on January 29, 2013, 12:29:23 PM
what do you guys use for whey protein btw

I use ON 100% Gold Standard Whey.  It tastes pretty good and it's only 4g carbs per scoop.  The only drawback to it is that it costs anywhere from $65-75 for 5lbs of the stuff.

I did find some new stuff at NutriShop though that is only 2g carbs per scoop.  It's ForzaPro and it's only $55 for 5lbs.  I think I'll check it out here soon.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on January 29, 2013, 12:31:06 PM
ya thats what I use although I highly reccomend against the rocky road flavor :puke


was wondering if there was other brands tho

also I found this cool recipe

No Carb Ice Cream
"
A Magic Bullet works great for this, but I believe a blender could work. Get ice cubes and fill it almost to the top. Then add water till pretty much filled. (If using MB Tall Cup) add a sweetener like Stevia and/or Splenda. I use DaVinci Sugar Free syrup (vanilla or chocolate) and BetterStevia. Blend and till mixed and bam! Ice cream
"

it ws on that forum http://dangerouslyhardcore.com/forum/index.php?topic=1970.0
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: ToxicAdam on January 29, 2013, 12:58:40 PM
what do you guys use for whey protein btw

Sams Club sells a 5 lb sack for 35 dollars. It's not the best tasting, but it's not awful.

Although you need a membership to shop there.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on January 29, 2013, 01:03:49 PM
Hitting a protein = weight in grams is a damn pain. In an effort to achieve this I've bought a whole rotisserie chicken and plan on eating half on one day. Also taking an extra scoop of whey protein. Even then its still cutting it close.

You guys are crazy.  My fat ass weighs 200 lbs and I hit 220 grams of protein everyday pretty easily.  More lean meats!  I haven't touched protein supplements in over a year.  When I stopped using them my lifts got better and I lost more weight.  I'll probably never use it again.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Dickie Dee on January 29, 2013, 01:11:18 PM
Protein shakes are one of the few things that are guarenteed to give me intense nausea.  :-\

Years ago I used to incorporate them into fruit smoothies and seemed to tolerate them much better - mixed straight with water fucks my shit up though
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on January 29, 2013, 01:13:00 PM
the chocolate On one is pretty good, isucks that they cost so much money tho
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on January 29, 2013, 03:01:42 PM
I just started looking up the carbs in the foods I'm eating, and it's ridiculous. I rarely, if ever, ingest grains, and yet I'm still probably going over 50g a day. Fruit has carbs? Fucking soy milk has carbs? At this rate, my ULC days will be nothing but lean meat, green vegetables, and water.
Sounds about right.

Title: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Shaka Khan on January 29, 2013, 03:33:16 PM
Has any of you used FiveFingers shoes? If so can you recommend a model?

I've borrowed my roommate's ones, and I really dug them, but they were the classic model (and the wrong size).
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Groogrux on January 29, 2013, 03:34:16 PM
You check the ingredients on this? I've been using ON Gold Standard for years but recently ideas the ingredients and they include soy and gluten. I wonder if whey is even necessary to build muscle considering our protein heavy diets.

 :o

Shit.  Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board on proteins then.  I don't know about whey specifically, but I still want it/use it for the days I work out on or if I need a quick filling drink.  The protein powders provide that and they give a quickly absorbing source of protein too, which is good for post-workout.

Is it absolutely necessary on a diet like ours?  Probably not, but it helps a lot.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on January 29, 2013, 03:41:36 PM
Carb Night said to take it anyways as it's used for not exercising or w/e. He does reccomend the no carb version but I cna't find that anyweres.

Shaka get some Minimus Vibram Soled Shoes from New Balance instead. You won't look like a paedo and theyre extremely comfortable
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on January 29, 2013, 03:43:52 PM
Also from a quick reading of Carb Night he didn't seem to say to stay away from gluten much. It wasn't as "paleo" as I was expecting if that makes sense. Granted Icould've missed it but it just seemed to me to be more "under 30gs of carbs a day" but not as much limits on to what you eat (except stay away from HFCS)_
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Fifstar on January 29, 2013, 04:00:40 PM
Why does that matter though? If you believe that Paleo is a healthy way to eat, you should still follow it's principles even if you combine it with carb night or whatever.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Groogrux on January 29, 2013, 04:07:49 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_eU_HPxAE8
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on January 29, 2013, 04:15:01 PM
no no no i was saying that im not sure why a very small amount of gluten in the whey protein matters if youre doing like carb night since carb night doesnt seem to be as anti gluten as paleo is
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 29, 2013, 05:58:34 PM
Cormac, what's your opinion on paleo baking? I want to hate it because it seems indulgent and silly.

The endless attempts to make some kind of pizza out of paleo ingredients seems kind of pathetic to me but who am I to deny human creativity. The only real problems are that 1) it doesn't really ever work the way they want it to, 2) if it did, they'd then overeat it just like normal pizza, because it will inevitably be a very high calorie density food. Hyper-palatable, high food reward, whatever you want to call it.

I do use almond meal for breading pork chops, thickening sauces and so on though, works pretty well. Opens up a lot of different possibilities.

Awesome-O - as i said to Groogrux a page or so back, you subtract the fiber from the carb counts. You still won't be having any fruit on a ULC day though. Not sure what you were expecting...bananas ain't protein bars
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 29, 2013, 06:07:18 PM
Also from a quick reading of Carb Night he didn't seem to say to stay away from gluten much. It wasn't as "paleo" as I was expecting if that makes sense. Granted Icould've missed it but it just seemed to me to be more "under 30gs of carbs a day" but not as much limits on to what you eat (except stay away from HFCS)_

Carb Nite was written in 2005. A lot of it is outdated. The recipes/food suggestions are TERRIBLE, the sort of shit that was getting recommended to Atkins dieters 15 years ago. We know a lot better now.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on January 29, 2013, 06:15:14 PM
Staying under 30g of carbs a day is easy even if you devour a shitton of vegetables.  There's something like 4.1g of carbs in 10 oz's of spinach and only 65 calories.  Fucking ridiculous.  Eat up!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 29, 2013, 06:28:28 PM
Has any of you used FiveFingers shoes? If so can you recommend a model?

I've borrowed my roommate's ones, and I really dug them, but they were the classic model (and the wrong size).

I have 5 pairs of 'em :lol

Correct sizing is a must. The absolute best are what they now call the 'Classics' which are super simple. They're 'barely there' and once you break them in a bit they'll just feel like a thin sock.

(http://barefootrunningshoes.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/Vibram-FiveFingers-Classic-Men-Full.jpg)

Recently they've got more and more like regular sneakers, getting heavier and heavier - over-designed basically. OTOH, if you are going to run seriously in them, one of the specialist models is a good idea. I like the Komodo Sport (they seem to be calling it KMD Sport now) and the Sprint (these are pretty damn light). Bikila LS is also good but the lace tab attachment things are seriously fragile. The velcro straps will last longer. Basically the heavier and the more there is of the shoe, the better-suited they are to colder temps. So you might want to consider getting a light pair of Classics for spring and summer and one of the trail-running deals for colder months. As much as I like them though they are basically unwearable outside for 3-6 months of the year here in Japan, even with socks. In winter though, they are GREAT for wearing around the house....i keep a pair clean for this purpose.

If you get some, I HIGHLY recommend Tabio toe socks. They are so much better than the Injinji ones everyone seems to use in Crossfit circles. They literally absorb so much stink they are unwearable very quickly.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on January 29, 2013, 07:02:31 PM
Also from a quick reading of Carb Night he didn't seem to say to stay away from gluten much. It wasn't as "paleo" as I was expecting if that makes sense. Granted Icould've missed it but it just seemed to me to be more "under 30gs of carbs a day" but not as much limits on to what you eat (except stay away from HFCS)_

Carb Nite was written in 2005. A lot of it is outdated. The recipes/food suggestions are TERRIBLE, the sort of shit that was getting recommended to Atkins dieters 15 years ago. We know a lot better now.

:doh

oh well was still a fun read. not worth $20 in content but I enjoyed it.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on January 29, 2013, 07:03:51 PM
Also, is the advice of it only being a six month diet still credible? I mean I don't mind changing to a "higher carb diet" (what would classify this anyways? it's not identified in the book) when six months are over, but wouldn't mind styaing on past 6 months if I do enjoy it.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Groogrux on January 29, 2013, 07:06:53 PM
Yeah, I have a pair of the Komodos that I've had for (I would have to check the thread to see when I actually bought them) almost 3 years.  Other than being a little discolored from having them for so long, they're in great shape! 

I wear mine EVERY time I go to the gym, and then when shorts season comes back I wear them on a daily basis.  I didn't buy the classics right off because I didn't like how they looked.  But I've been toying with the idea of getting a pair to wear around during the summer in lieu of flip-flops or sandals. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: ToxicAdam on January 29, 2013, 07:34:42 PM
Speaking of shoes, just saw these today:

(http://www.likecool.com/Style/Shoe/Reebok%20ATV%2019/Reebok-ATV-19.jpg)

For the person who likes to run in loose gravel?

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Beezy on January 29, 2013, 07:37:18 PM
 ??? ??? ???

Anti-ankle roll sneakers?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on January 29, 2013, 07:43:12 PM
I imagine those are for mountain runners since alot of mountain trials are very very very narrow and slanted
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 29, 2013, 08:12:19 PM
On the whey protein thing - I have come around on it thanks to various new bits of info from Kiefer, Robb Wolf and Chris Kresser. It's gonna take me a while to get my thoughts together on it all but it is NOT just for mass gain. It is about the cheapest and easiest way of cleaning up free radicals (the product of oxidative stress) and therefore a no-brainer in terms of anti-aging, cancer prevention etc. As well as being 'protein insurance' to prevent catabolysis.

The CBL book has a nice concise piece on this but I'll have a dig around for anything in print from Kresser and Wolf. I am about as sensitive to gluten as you can get (i got spun out a few days back by eating a single tiny cookie that my daughter baked....) and I get no ill effects from whey. I take a brand that is something insane like 99.97% protein, no flavorings or additives. No gluten. It has some soy lecithin but that doesn't bother me in dark chocolate and Robb Wolf also seems to think it is not a big deal for most. (according to a recent podcast of his...).
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Groogrux on January 29, 2013, 08:40:54 PM
What's the name of the protein and how much does it cost?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 29, 2013, 08:48:33 PM
it's Japanese unfortunately - Kentai

but as always a few seconds of googling yields the bounty - http://www.theceliacdiva.com/gluten-free-protein-powder/
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Groogrux on January 29, 2013, 09:28:39 PM
So this Forza Pro protein is a blend of casein and whey protein.  I posted about it on the DH forum and one guy seemed hesitant of it.  Is it just because it is milk based? 

I was thinking the casein would be good because it's slow-acting, which would make it last longer in my body.  Am I wrong on this?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 29, 2013, 09:39:43 PM
all whey is milk based AFAIK

all protein is 'slow-acting' - it's gonna be 2-3hrs or so before even a shake is digested
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Dickie Dee on January 29, 2013, 11:34:06 PM
You're full blown celiac Cormac?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 29, 2013, 11:37:48 PM
You eat dark chocolate with soy in it too? It's cheap filler. The whole concept pisses me off, but I've been hyper-aware of it since I was a kid and my mom developed a severe adult-onset soy allergy. These days she runs a soy-free blog and Twitter!

Yeah, for texture reasons. It doesn't seem to do me any harm, and avoiding soy in Japan is :lol levels of difficulty anyway. Mostly I only need to be careful about this stuff when I'm already sick, i.e. the immune system is already compromised.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 30, 2013, 12:57:20 AM
Lost six pounds in two weeks from my newly disgusting semi-belly.  Started to run two weeks ago and doing basic cardio at the apartment.  I'm not really interested in going to a gym because I'm self conscious fuck you guys

So the weight loss is good, I'm at 168 now and I'm just trying to get this belly minimized while getting some tone.

tl;dr I suck at fitness and ignorant to all this shit you guys are talking about but I've started to enjoy running and its helped me lose a bit of weight
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Beezy on January 30, 2013, 01:02:13 AM
"That's just water weight.

Good luck losing more without changing your diet.

:piss cardio :piss2"
- Cormac
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 30, 2013, 01:11:12 AM
holy shit :lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 30, 2013, 01:11:39 AM
UNLEASH THE ATTACK DOGS OF FITNESS BORE
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 30, 2013, 01:17:13 AM
to be fair I have changed my diet the last month.  Cut off a lot of dairy other than cheese on sandwiches and I've been eating lots more potatos.  Oh and trying to have just one night of beer with friends, I was drinking too often last year.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 30, 2013, 01:17:49 AM
oh and a mixed bowl of fruit for a snack at work
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Beezy on January 30, 2013, 01:22:46 AM
"Fruits have a lot of sugar.

Cut out the carbs if you wanna lose body fat.

MEAT AND VEGGIES ARE ALL YOU NEED"
- Cormac
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 30, 2013, 01:26:28 AM
fuck you I'll eat a kiwi and I'll love it and SO WILL YOU ASSHOLES
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Beezy on January 30, 2013, 01:35:39 AM
Keep coming into this thread and you'll be ridiculed into joining the cult of Cormac.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 30, 2013, 02:00:08 AM
let's go with 'Cult' for alliterative purposes Beezy
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 30, 2013, 02:00:52 AM
actually IIRC The Business made a post very much like yours ages ago and look at him now :lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 30, 2013, 02:11:59 AM
honestly the weight gain was mostly beer consumption

I don't know if that's better or just more sad
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Beezy on January 30, 2013, 02:21:25 AM
let's go with 'Cult' for alliterative purposes Beezy
It is done, my liege.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 30, 2013, 02:34:58 AM
you're kind of an asshole.
Title: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Shaka Khan on January 30, 2013, 02:47:36 AM
Has any of you used FiveFingers shoes? If so can you recommend a model?

I've borrowed my roommate's ones, and I really dug them, but they were the classic model (and the wrong size).

I have 5 pairs of 'em :lol

Correct sizing is a must. The absolute best are what they now call the 'Classics' which are super simple. They're 'barely there' and once you break them in a bit they'll just feel like a thin sock.

(http://barefootrunningshoes.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/Vibram-FiveFingers-Classic-Men-Full.jpg)

Recently they've got more and more like regular sneakers, getting heavier and heavier - over-designed basically. OTOH, if you are going to run seriously in them, one of the specialist models is a good idea. I like the Komodo Sport (they seem to be calling it KMD Sport now) and the Sprint (these are pretty damn light). Bikila LS is also good but the lace tab attachment things are seriously fragile. The velcro straps will last longer. Basically the heavier and the more there is of the shoe, the better-suited they are to colder temps. So you might want to consider getting a light pair of Classics for spring and summer and one of the trail-running deals for colder months. As much as I like them though they are basically unwearable outside for 3-6 months of the year here in Japan, even with socks. In winter though, they are GREAT for wearing around the house....i keep a pair clean for this purpose.

If you get some, I HIGHLY recommend Tabio toe socks. They are so much better than the Injinji ones everyone seems to use in Crossfit circles. They literally absorb so much stink they are unwearable very quickly.

This post. :bow

Thanks buddy.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 30, 2013, 03:51:45 AM
I was afraid of eggs for awhile, but after some research, it seems that the cholesterol isn't really an issue? I'm going to increase my egg consumption and dial back on bananas and soy milk. I've got to get used to drinking only water.

As far as the carb backloading goes, how often do you do it? I'm sure it's been answered in this thread more than once, but I wouldn't know where to begin looking.

Cholesterol levels don't really correlate to dietary cholesterol. Improve your diet and fitness and your cholesterol levels will improve also. Carb backloading is done after lifting weights in the evening unless you are Smooth Groove when it is performed after waking and throughout the rest of the day

Carb backloading leverages hormonal changes throughout the course of the day (which Carb Nite does not). So the timing is important. You want to be burning fat in the a.m. when cortisol is high and building muscle in the evening after working out and slamming some carbs to spike insulin.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Groogrux on January 30, 2013, 07:11:21 AM
Nobody asked you your opinion on why your body has become gross, inefficient, and weak. If you knew what you were doing, you wouldn't be in this mess. This is me:

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Now look at yourself in the mirror. Stop crying. Now read this entire thread and implement the suggested diet and exercise changes or LEAVE. I ONCE WAS LOST BUT NOW AM FOUND. CORMAC DIED FOR YOUR SINS. LONG LIVE CORMAC.

you're kind of an asshole.

 :lol :lol :lol

You just have to understand the ridicule we go through in this thread while trying to please Cormac  Father  Fit Jesus.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 30, 2013, 08:59:00 AM
c'mon now, The Biz arrived fully-formed, all I did was at most supply some new ammo :lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 30, 2013, 09:07:29 AM
Here's the bit from Chris Kresser recommending whey protein for general health, specifically glutathione.

The TL; DR takeaway is that whey protein is the cheapest, most convenient way of maintaining gluathione, which is key to a healthy auto-immune system. (Kiefer would probably add that whey is also the best researched method as well)

http://chriskresser.com/adrenal-fatigue-glutathione-status-and-rheumatoid-arthritis

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Chris Kresser:  Yeah.  Glutathione is extremely important.  It’s the master antioxidant in the body, and a lot of studies show that glutathione depletion is associated with everything from autoimmune disease to cardiovascular disease.  I actually talk about that in the High Cholesterol Action Plan a little bit.  One of the main functions of glutathione is to promote healthy T regulatory cell function, and the T regulatory cells’ job is to, as the name would suggest, regulate and balance the immune system.  So if you don’t have enough T regulatory cells or they’re not functioning properly, then the immune system is gonna go out of whack, and of course, that’s happens in autoimmune disease.  And there aren’t too many diseases that don’t have some immunological basis, so glutathione is extremely important.  And then we have studies that show that people who have autoimmune disease and cardiovascular disease often have low levels of glutathione.

So we want to do what we can to keep our glutathione levels up, and the best way to do that if you’re not ill and you don’t have glutathione depletion already is just eat a healthy diet.  Glutathione precursors are present in a lot of nutrient-dense foods.  Particularly, though, raw dairy has a lot of glutathione precursors in it and raw meats.  Now I’m not necessarily recommending that people consume raw meat because there are some risks associated with that, but what I’m trying to point out is that pasteurization and cooking of meat and dairy dramatically reduces the glutathione content of those foods.  Sulfur-rich vegetables, like onions, those also are good glutathione precursors in the diet.  But probably the best glutathione precursor that’s accessible to people is the biologically active whey protein, like non-denatured, grass-fed whey protein made from raw milk.  That’s the best way to naturally boost glutathione levels using a kind of a food-based thing.  I mean, it’s a supplement, but it’s derived from a food.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on January 30, 2013, 09:41:32 AM
brand new beer doesnt instincitely make you gain weight unless you're drinking it EVERY night. the way it works is that alcohol is the bodys preferred fuel to burn, so while you're drinking alcohol you won't be burning fat; you'll just be burning alcohol. the reason youre gaining weight , and if you're really only having like 1 or 3 a week is because you ate fukkin potatoes and bread.

ps im ready to be proven wrong
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 30, 2013, 11:37:37 AM
I was drinking too heavily, let's just leave it at that.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: FlameofCallandorReturns on January 30, 2013, 03:25:51 PM
Is deadlifting in the squat rack a thing now? Some dude got all pissy at me when I asked him if he was doing squat (cause I wanted to ask if I could work in with him.)

I hate university gyms.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on January 30, 2013, 03:59:50 PM
Is deadlifting in the squat rack a thing now? Some dude got all pissy at me when I asked him if he was doing squat (cause I wanted to ask if I could work in with him.)

I hate university gyms.

I deadlift in front of the squatrack since its easier to load and unload weights as needed on the rack. But its me and my father so weights are constantly being switched around between sets. If I was by myself id load the bar on the floor.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on January 30, 2013, 04:44:59 PM
god much respect to you carb nite guys. even doing less than 50g of carbs a day for the past year , going down to 30 or below is fucking torture.  :'( :'(
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on January 30, 2013, 07:53:32 PM
Nobody asked you your opinion on why your body has become gross, inefficient, and weak. If you knew what you were doing, you wouldn't be in this mess. This is me:

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Now look at yourself in the mirror. Stop crying. Now read this entire thread and implement the suggested diet and exercise changes or LEAVE. I ONCE WAS LOST BUT NOW AM FOUND. CORMAC DIED FOR YOUR SINS. LONG LIVE CORMAC.

You still haven't found your legs

:kylielaff

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JK  your glorious abs blinded me like the sun, no homo 
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Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on January 30, 2013, 07:56:25 PM
Is deadlifting in the squat rack a thing now? Some dude got all pissy at me when I asked him if he was doing squat (cause I wanted to ask if I could work in with him.)

I hate university gyms.

is there any other place to do it at that gym?

most gym members find it even more annoying when someone takes the bar from an upper-body station and use it for deadlifts
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 30, 2013, 08:18:22 PM
Don't really see the big deal about DLs in the squat rack. If you are using the bar, no-one can squat there anyway. If you Dl in the squat rack, you at least aren't taking up floorspace. Then again, the only gym I ever go to is dead, and has two squat cages so it's never been an issue...I could probably DL in the lobby :lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on January 30, 2013, 08:24:50 PM
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Are you fucking serious. I'm not worthy.

You've probably posted it already Biz but what the fuck is your average meal plan? I'm pretty sure if I eat just like you I'll morph into you (not serious)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 30, 2013, 08:32:38 PM
you do not follow on tumblr? ffs blue

http://richardsdiet.tumblr.com/
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 30, 2013, 09:10:29 PM
I should post a pic of what is considered a typical ice cream serving in Japan for comparison :lol It's maybe 150-200ml?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on January 30, 2013, 10:34:08 PM
I'm trying to cut for two weeks.  Today I balled for about 45 mins and had a protein shake then I lifted for another 45.

Right after, I had a burger and fries for about 2500 calories.  I was planning to make it my only meal of the day but now I'm hungry again.  Should I just sleep through it or get some no-carb meal?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 30, 2013, 10:36:30 PM
you'll only wake up starving, with your metabolism. Then you'll pig out tomorrow. Ice cream works well as a pre-bedtime snack on a backload for me, give that a shot.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 30, 2013, 10:37:57 PM
My other go-to late night snack is some banana with greek yoghurt and cinnamon. It's not for everybody though
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on January 30, 2013, 10:42:54 PM
Ok, I'll eat something then but is more carbs a good idea?  I already ate two buns and a ton of cheese and fries
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 30, 2013, 10:47:49 PM
well, that's what Kiefer recommends...sure doesn't seem to hurt him or me. Then again you are trying to cut fast so you have to get hungry at some point. CBL isn't really designed for that...I think you'd have to run it for a month or so before really seeing a lot of fat loss, and like I said to Blue, the amount you backload is what tips CBL towards either mass gain or fat loss. If you do it consistently and are moderate with portions, you can do both at the same time (not really, but it FEELS like it) but it won't be dramatic like CNS can be.

I'd recommend CNS but it's supposedly really tough to do with the amount of glycolytic stuff you like to do...no carbs for 6 days out of the week combined with hoops would have you feeling like utter shit I bet. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on January 30, 2013, 10:54:38 PM
Ok thanks

Also I'm trying to cut down on activity for the next two weeks so I'll eat less.  Guess I'll just cut on carbs more gradually.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 30, 2013, 11:05:01 PM
how is the Dunk Quest coming by the way
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on January 31, 2013, 01:32:58 AM
ha ha, that's stalling a bit because I've gained so much weight.   I get about 2 inches above rim, which is not bad for my current weight of 205lbs but obviously not close to dunking.

My goal right now is to increase my strength significantly before I train for explosiveness again.  I also plan to back to 180 when I've hit my strength goals.


I've become good friends with this dude who used to play for Argentina's junior team.  He could have at least been a pro in Europe if he hadn't broke both ankles by age 22.   He said he could help me work on my hops when I'm ready.

His buddy could barely touch rim coming out of high school, but this is him now without having grown any taller,


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8EbASvyddA


Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 31, 2013, 01:44:57 AM
you just need a very small ball!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 31, 2013, 02:16:14 AM
pretty damn sure this came up before and i probably posted this same exact thing but just in case

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPEGtwFJlAM
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 31, 2013, 03:07:31 AM
what is this talk of 'breakfast'
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Boogie on January 31, 2013, 08:15:29 AM
Cormac, you may have gotten me off of cereal in the morning.

You may even have gotten me to stop drinking orange juice in the morning.

But you can take my morning eggs when you pry them from my cold, dead fingers.   :punch
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on January 31, 2013, 08:49:03 AM
I'm actually confused; nothing in Carb Nite book siad anything about fasting except for the actual Carb Nite itself. Has this changed to be so that every day is now a fast day?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Groogrux on January 31, 2013, 09:03:54 AM
Kiefer posted a while back that he recommended EVERYONE, whether they're on CBL or CNS to not consume carbs in the morning.  That doesn't mean you have to fast necessarily, just don't have carb laden foods until later in the evening.

And honestly, if you were going to eat something in the morning, bacon and eggs would be an excellent choice.  An egg only has .4g carbs in it and bacon has none.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on January 31, 2013, 10:01:08 AM
I just eat eggs in the morning during the week but I've moved my breakfast consumption two hours after I've woken up. You get hunger pangs for the two hours after you've woken up but you ravish the food you've set aside.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on January 31, 2013, 10:45:31 AM
carb nite solution
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 31, 2013, 02:50:01 PM
Getting back on the running wagon after holiday inactivity. Up to six miles, should be great by the time the 1/2 marathon rolls around in June. This will be my fourth year doing it, but I still don't think I could handle a full marathon.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 31, 2013, 02:59:16 PM
Unless you have some specific health problem that I don't know about, you could definitely run a full marathon. It's just a massive, massive timesink to train for one.

No health problems. I just can't imagine doing another 13.1 miles. Plus, like you said, training for it would be insane.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Dickie Dee on January 31, 2013, 03:21:00 PM
If you can run a 1/2 marathon, running a full is no problem - but dear god the time it takes to train so offputting. Such drudgery.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: ToxicAdam on January 31, 2013, 04:56:59 PM
I'm running a half marathon in May as a big fuck you to all dedicated runners.

Isn't all this anger actually towards the father that never loved you?

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 31, 2013, 05:31:52 PM
I'm running a half marathon in May as a big fuck you to all dedicated runners.

Cool.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Groogrux on January 31, 2013, 06:45:33 PM
Kiefer posted a while back that he recommended EVERYONE, whether they're on CBL or CNS to not consume carbs in the morning.  That doesn't mean you have to fast necessarily, just don't have carb laden foods until later in the evening.

And honestly, if you were going to eat something in the morning, bacon and eggs would be an excellent choice.  An egg only has .4g carbs in it and bacon has none.

Everyone who wants to lose weight or everyone?

EVERYONE   :lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Groogrux on January 31, 2013, 06:55:33 PM
I can't tell if you're being serious because of the laugh gif. If you are, that doesn't make any sense to me, and I'd like to read about it.

http://www.dangerouslyhardcore.com/3249/7-tips-for-fast-weight-loss-in-the-new-year/ (http://www.dangerouslyhardcore.com/3249/7-tips-for-fast-weight-loss-in-the-new-year/)

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1. Only eat carbs at night. I don’t care what lifestyle you’re looking to maintain, but if you resistance train, and especially if you’re doing Carb Nite or Carb Back-Loading, you should only be eating carbohydrates at night. The less active you are, the fewer carbs you should eat, and the closer to bedtime you should eat them. Researchers publish papers every day supporting this conclusion. This statement has been tested over and over again, and guess what? It works, period. This, by far, is the most powerful rule you can use to achieve your perfect body and maintain it forever.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on January 31, 2013, 06:59:35 PM
I don't know, for most normal people thats impossible and it just stinks of the Mark Sisson syndrome of "We live in beach houses and have no jobs, so we have acess to food at any time"
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 31, 2013, 07:03:43 PM
well, most normal people don't have the perfect body and keep it forever, do they

what's your point
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 31, 2013, 07:07:34 PM
Before the breakfast thing gets out of hand, Kiefer recommends you never go without food for more than 12 hours, since catabolysis is anathema to him. But he is also recommending eating a lot late at night too! So think about it. You're just not going to be as hungry at 7 a.m. as you would be normally. Also, he doesn't forbid EATING, just eating carbs. And even on waking, he is recommending some fat intake and protein in the form of a shake + coffee and coconut oil or some other combo of those. So 'breakfast' is just pushed back a few hours, and is mostly protein and fat. For me, this was basically unchanged from my typical 'Paleo' eating habits except I had my bacon, eggs and veggies closer to noon than to 8am.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on January 31, 2013, 07:11:22 PM
i dont actually know what my point is i just posted without thinking like i usually do
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Groogrux on January 31, 2013, 07:26:17 PM
Don't confuse this with Paleo.  This is more science than evolution.  He's recommending it to help keep from putting fat on as well. 

I can't speak for CBL, but he clearly states that this is not a long-term diet.  This is something that's meant to be used up to a few months at a time before returning to a "normal" diet.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on January 31, 2013, 07:42:29 PM
Antler spray is surprisingly cheap, http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=antler+spray

Livestrong and prosper, my friends
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on January 31, 2013, 08:20:58 PM
Even old farts can do a full marathon with proper training so call me unimpressed.  But how many of you can go full-speed for 1 hr without busting a nut?  That's true endurance. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 31, 2013, 08:31:40 PM
My wife is a workout fiend. She's at the gym 6 days a week.

When I'm done I'm going to deadlift twice my bodyweight and then key all the cars with 13.1 stickers in the parking lot.

I can support this.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on January 31, 2013, 08:38:02 PM
My wife is a workout fiend. She's at the gym 6 days a week.


you're that bad?

sincere condolences

:fbm

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 31, 2013, 08:40:31 PM
The Kiefer post still confuses me because it's on a page with tips for losing weight. I am not interested in losing weight, just running the most efficient (extremely active) machine. If he's saying fat sedentary people should eat no carbs, and if they do only at night, that's fine, I hope it works for them. But for the rest of us, I don't understand why humans would evolve to only eat carbs at certain times of the day.

Cause they didn't have fridges! Or mills to make flour! Or plastic bags to put stuff in! Or any of the other convenient stores of carbs we have now. They ate after a day of hunting and gathering, typically, not from stores of food. And they ate mostly meat.

But the exact reasons or causes are of course irrelevant. The factors that CBL leverages are hormonal - cortisol is released in substantial amounts in the morning (which makes sense - a stress hormone to wake us up and start mobilizing fat stores for energy). So this is when we are naturally best at burning fat. If you take in carbs at this time though, you stop this process dead and a whole cascade of negative effects start.

You also have to remember that Kiefer is pretty hardcore about body fat. He's trying to maintain 6% BF with over 220lbs year-round. So he always wants to be using fat for fuel except during those times of the day when he is targeting muscle growth (post workout, at night). That's not to say that it is impossible to be jacked and ripped via any other protocol; of course it is. He just makes a compelling case that CBL is easiest and most efficient way to get there (or close to it) yet discovered.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 31, 2013, 08:52:20 PM
Conventional Wisdom takes some overturning - check your PMs!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 31, 2013, 08:52:50 PM
also best tag ever :lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Groogrux on January 31, 2013, 09:02:31 PM
Just noticed the tag.  That's good stuff!

(Cormac, thanks for saving my ass when I talked myself into a corner again.)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 31, 2013, 09:13:44 PM
no doubt about it though, Kiefer asks for two big buy-ins - believing carbs are useful, even essential and removing breakfast, which just about everybody holds sacred. But it is also self-evident to me that you don't get radical results without trying some radical approaches.

It is also worth pointing out that while the IF crowd are with Kiefer on eating in the evening, most of the Paleo crowd are still big fans of 3 squares. Then again, there are a lot of fat Paleo people. I saw a pic of a big Paleo dinner on Robb Wolf's site and he basically the only person there who had good body comp...everyone else looked either pudgy (for the most part) or had no muscle. This is hard to explain using only Paleo orthodoxy, right?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: cool breeze on January 31, 2013, 11:04:40 PM
Browsing the last couple pages, watching the videos and whatnot, the gist of this theory is like (and I might be completely off here. Apologies if this is all ignorant.):

Carb nite is to lose weight (and maintain strength?).  Low carb 6 days a week; on day 7 eat high carb towards the end of the day.  Repeat.
Carb back-load is for strength and leaning out if you're already in shape.  Day before workout eat high card towards the end of the day.  Otherwise, keep a low carb diet.

The 'eating high carb food' part isn't just a single meal, but stretched throughout the evening.  A bit confused about what foods are better, and the volume you're supposed to eat.  Sugary foods (candies, certain fruits), certain vegetables, desert foods (like brownies, ice cream...vague category), or pasta, rice and breads? do you just go mad on it and gorge, or do you have a slice of pizza or two bananas or something?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 31, 2013, 11:10:45 PM
you're not asking anything that hasn't already been covered ad infinitum, or isn't covered on Kiefer's site. There is a limit to how many times I will type this stuff out so go read. One immediate misconception you have is that the backload in CBL comes AFTER the workout except when it has been 2-3 days or so since your last workout.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: cool breeze on February 01, 2013, 12:20:25 AM
that's all I was hoping for.  knowing whether or not what I've read in this thread is close to correct or way off.  the two questions at the end were because I couldn't find a concrete answer.  closest would be about low fat foods on carb nite/back-load, where it's briefly mentioned that you need enough carbohydrates to be effective.   anyway, thanks for that last bit.  happy to be the proverbial straw. 

and the before/after cbl comes from that one video where the gentleman mentions that carbs are for the next days workout.  I realize he said that's if you work out in the morning, but he adds that he'll eat carbs later that day for the following day's morning workout.  now, I did a quick search and the dude said both work.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 01, 2013, 12:29:21 AM
just 'cause it's quicker to type again than search the last few pages - volume of food is what tips CBL into either fat loss or mass gain. I KNOW I said this to awesome-o yesterday :lol There is a sweet spot where you can do both. I can't find it for you.

And Kiefer is advocating a bodybuilding split type of routine, around 5 workouts per week, 2hrs per session. Most people won't need to backload before their workout. I can have a good workout 3 days after the last backload no problem. Just try the base protocol wherein you backload after the workout for a while and see how you do. If your workouts are bad, you may try doing a backload the night before. Again, there is a sweet spot, only you can determine where it lies.

If you ask a specific question I am happy to answer it, but I can't summarize two books in a single post.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on February 01, 2013, 09:27:38 AM
My only problem with the book of atleast CNS is he never gives you macros to aim for except for the carb count. This cues like thirty threads on DangerouslyHardcore arguing about if its a 1:1 ratio fat to protein or 1:5 or so and so.  :-\
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Groogrux on February 01, 2013, 10:33:28 AM
I meant to ask you, Cormac, and everyone else, if you're chewing nicotine gum yet?  I listened to Kiefer talk about it, and it makes sense, but it's just too far for me.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Boogie on February 01, 2013, 11:12:54 AM
Nicotine gum?  Tha fuck?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Groogrux on February 01, 2013, 11:37:58 AM
http://www.dangerouslyhardcore.com/2521/can-nicotine-safely-burn-fat-and-build-muscle-the-surprising-facts/#more-2521 (http://www.dangerouslyhardcore.com/2521/can-nicotine-safely-burn-fat-and-build-muscle-the-surprising-facts/#more-2521)

The science is there.  Like I said, it's just too far for me.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Dickie Dee on February 01, 2013, 12:13:16 PM
Jesus, I think I'd take Fen-Phen before nicotine gum
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: cool breeze on February 01, 2013, 12:43:11 PM
just 'cause it's quicker to type again than search the last few pages - volume of food is what tips CBL into either fat loss or mass gain. I KNOW I said this to awesome-o yesterday :lol There is a sweet spot where you can do both. I can't find it for you.

And Kiefer is advocating a bodybuilding split type of routine, around 5 workouts per week, 2hrs per session. Most people won't need to backload before their workout. I can have a good workout 3 days after the last backload no problem. Just try the base protocol wherein you backload after the workout for a while and see how you do. If your workouts are bad, you may try doing a backload the night before. Again, there is a sweet spot, only you can determine where it lies.

If you ask a specific question I am happy to answer it, but I can't summarize two books in a single post.

Thanks for the help

I'm mainly trying to understand the concept.  I wouldn't mind trying the backload one day, and might recommend the carb nite to others since people here have had good results.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Boogie on February 01, 2013, 01:17:36 PM
I've heard GHB works wonders too!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on February 01, 2013, 01:19:30 PM
The science is also there that cutting off half of your body would make you lose weight. But its that other half (death) that gets to people.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mr. Gundam on February 01, 2013, 01:22:54 PM
I don't think I'd want to take an addictive substance to try and lose weight. Proper diet and exercise seems good enough for me.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Boogie on February 01, 2013, 01:27:04 PM
I don't think I'd want to take an addictive substance to try and lose weight. Proper diet and exercise seems good enough for me.

You drink coffee, don't you? :smug

/Kiefer
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mr. Gundam on February 01, 2013, 01:27:41 PM
I don't think I'd want to take an addictive substance to try and lose weight. Proper diet and exercise seems good enough for me.

You drink coffee, don't you? :smug

/Kiefer

I also drink evil carb-filled beer, but not to lose weight. :smug
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Boogie on February 01, 2013, 01:30:23 PM
I mean, hey, if you're happy with that Honda Civic body of yours, by all means.  I'm talking to those who want to be drivin bugattis and lamborghinis. :smug

/Kiefer
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on February 01, 2013, 01:31:08 PM
 i currently drive a honda element if i have to suck a few dicks smoke a few fegs to get a new lambo then im down
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 01, 2013, 01:33:22 PM
I don't do half of the stuff Kiefer recommends - don't take leucine, whey hydrosolates, nicotine gum...or cherry turnovers. I would probably take the first two if they were available/cheap
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: ToxicAdam on February 01, 2013, 02:12:13 PM
Last night, I saw a little fireplug of a man doing good mornings with about 250 lbs. My lower back shrieked in fear and crawled into my anus.


That's one of those exercises I'm scared to death of.


Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on February 01, 2013, 05:11:46 PM
is that one of those silly crossfit exercises
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Groogrux on February 01, 2013, 06:36:12 PM
I don't do half of the stuff Kiefer recommends - don't take leucine, whey hydrosolates, nicotine gum...or cherry turnovers. I would probably take the first two if they were available/cheap

What is the leucine supposed to do?  I've seen it mentioned a blue million times, but I can't find anywhere that says why it's supposed to be good for you.

As for me, I already take protein and creatine.  The protein I'm going to switch to has leucine in it, so I guess that's good.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on February 01, 2013, 06:53:51 PM
I don't do half of the stuff Kiefer recommends - don't take leucine, whey hydrosolates, nicotine gum...or cherry turnovers. I would probably take the first two if they were available/cheap

What is the leucine supposed to do?  I've seen it mentioned a blue million times, but I can't find anywhere that says why it's supposed to be good for you.

As for me, I already take protein and creatine.  The protein I'm going to switch to has leucine in it, so I guess that's good.

On the wiki for 'Luciene' it sites a study that finds muscle loss is prevented in rats while given luciene.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/4502862.stm
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 01, 2013, 07:23:38 PM
I don't do half of the stuff Kiefer recommends - don't take leucine, whey hydrosolates, nicotine gum...or cherry turnovers. I would probably take the first two if they were available/cheap

What is the leucine supposed to do?  I've seen it mentioned a blue million times, but I can't find anywhere that says why it's supposed to be good for you.

As for me, I already take protein and creatine.  The protein I'm going to switch to has leucine in it, so I guess that's good.

Chapter 27, page 96!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on February 01, 2013, 10:51:08 PM
try busting out sets of 10s first

if you're that weak, 20 pullups done cleanly will take a long time
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Boogie on February 01, 2013, 11:01:28 PM
Shit, I don't think at my best I've ever managed to pull off more than 16 full, proper pullups in a set.

Hitting even 8 full pullups is perfectly respectable, as far as I'm concerned.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 01, 2013, 11:09:18 PM
yeah, 16 is my best too :fbm

and for literally years it was stuck on 13 until it mysteriously started moving again late last year. I don't know why. It can take time. One of the best things the Crossfit founder Gregg Glassman said was (paraphrasing) 'a new pullup PR should be celebrated like a birthday'
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 01, 2013, 11:11:11 PM
I don't see the point of negatives or jumping pullups btw - if you can do a pull-up that's all you need in order to do more
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on February 01, 2013, 11:19:04 PM
I can't even bust out a full set, but I weigh 180lbs
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Boogie on February 01, 2013, 11:26:15 PM
Ya, my high of 16 pullups was back at the RCMP training academy when I didn't know anything about real strength training, I weighed 170lbs, and my only benchmarks for strength were pushups and pullups, and pullups was what I was focusing on.

Now that I've actually learned about all that deadlifting, squatting, and benching shit, grew muscle, put on weight, and weigh just shy of 200 lbs  (I hit 197.8lbs on the scale today, down from 205 a month ago!), I can only do 11, maybe 12 on a good day.

edit:  I'll do jumping pullups when I mix things up on certain circuit routines, but otherwise, yeah, full, proper pullups or bust.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Boogie on February 01, 2013, 11:57:18 PM
So, since I had mentioned doing a tournament, I thought I should give an update.

I did okay, pulled off a silver in my gi divison.  Kinda bombed the no-gi division, though.

Here we are mugging for the camera.

(http://i687.photobucket.com/albums/vv235/iamboog/IMG_1019_zpsdbf83f60.jpg)

I've put a couple of the matches on youtube, and will put them here, but I must admit that they're pretty boring as far as jiu-jitsu matches go.

The first one, a win for me, was a pretty plodding, tactical affair.  I won on points, outlasting and wearing down my opponent.  I found that I had quite the nervous adrenaline dump due to it being my first tourney in 7 years, so watching it after the fact, I definitely didn't perform as well or as aggressively as I would have wanted to. 

The second match is a loss for me.  I started out well, was surprised when clinching up to find that I was stronger than my opponent, and got the takedown.  Unfortunately from there, I found my conditioning to be lacking, and my opponent gradually wore me out to the point where his submission win was inevitable.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyXIn6TXiZw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilVcXIk-CGY

I think one of the problems for me is that I am training in a small club, where I am pretty close to the top dog.  There is a purple belt who runs the classes, who I am competitive with, and can tap him out once for every two times he taps me out.  Then there is a brown belt who drops in, who is just super slick, but I can make him work for his wins.

After that, there are two who have blue belts, like I do, but I have soooo much more experience in the rank that they've never been able to catch me, and then another dozen white belts, who I simply toy with whenever I want to win.

So I think, when it comes to training for competition, I just don't have enough people to really push me into tournament-shape.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 02, 2013, 12:34:30 AM
haha, Mr Bronze Medal is so salty
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on February 02, 2013, 12:47:10 AM
haha, Mr Bronze Medal is so salty

He should be

Clearly the favorite based on looks
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on February 02, 2013, 05:34:13 AM
Bis, how much you weight now?

Also, what are you doing for military press?

I I just wanna know how hard it is mp bodyweight
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on February 02, 2013, 06:14:15 AM
 Beast

you do vertical pushups?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Groogrux on February 02, 2013, 12:07:39 PM
A friend of mine was talking about the show, "The Biggest Loser" and we were talking about why we liked it and hated it.  I mentioned that I hated the diet programs they were put on because of all the carbohydrates they eat, and how two contestants a season or two back had lost just as much weight at home following a low-carb diet with resistance training.

One of his friends, a nutritionist, jumped in and said that the regular contestants diets were fine, because most people should make carbohydrates 45-65% of their diets. 

What in the hell are these people being taught in the universities?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Groogrux on February 02, 2013, 10:28:43 PM
I've never actually read it.  Good read?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 02, 2013, 10:53:54 PM
It's definitely worth a read (moreso than John Grisham anyway :wag), although Taubes is definitely at risk of blaming carbs/insulin for too much, and I think he'll eventually face a backlash even among the Paleo crowd. We now know that there are non-insulin mediated mechanisms for fat storage, which tends to invalidate a lot of his interpretations of the data. That said, he does a ton of great research and the meta-story of how scientists went down the wrong rabbit holes and got corrupted by personal bias, the lure of fame and fortune etc is great even if you have no interest in the dietary story itself. 'Why We Get Fat' is definitely a shorter and more approachable read than GCBC though.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Groogrux on February 02, 2013, 11:17:31 PM
It's definitely worth a read (moreso than John Grisham anyway :wag)

 :fbm

THOU SHALT FEEL THE WRATH OF CORMAC

I seriously :lol at this.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 02, 2013, 11:21:57 PM
Seriously though - Ancel Keys is a more compelling villain than anything in most contemporary thrillers. Your blood will fucking boil I bet
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on February 04, 2013, 01:09:53 AM
Any of you ever considered juicing up?

Just out of curiosity, I've been perusing stories from people who are "taking gear"

Freaking hilarious, I haven't laughed so hard in a long time
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 04, 2013, 01:34:32 AM
do tell? I read Chuck Palahniuk's piece on steroids years ago, very entertaining. I'm sure he was exaggerating like crazy though
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Groogrux on February 04, 2013, 02:39:48 AM
do tell? I read Chuck Palahniuk's piece on steroids years ago, very entertaining. I'm sure he was exaggerating like crazy though

I immediately thought of Bob with his bitch-tits.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on February 04, 2013, 09:49:09 AM
I read the articles based on Pain & Gain last night and now all people who take steroids will end up murdering innocents and cutting off their heads and stuffing heir corpses in bins while being comically inept in my head.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on February 04, 2013, 10:34:46 AM
Any of you ever considered juicing up?

Just out of curiosity, I've been perusing stories from people who are "taking gear"

Freaking hilarious, I haven't laughed so hard in a long time
The best thing about reading steroid forums (http://www.professionalmuscle.com/forums) are the newbies who only visit the site when their cycle doesn't go as planned. Then when someone calls them stupid for taking this shit without doing research they flip out and tell them they don't know what they're talking about.  Just like most other fitness forums but with much more hilarious consequences.  Guys who don't do proper PCT and can't get their dick up for months after their cycle.  The worst part is that there are so many prohormones that are perfectly legal and sold in random nutrition shops to teenagers who are too stupid to realize what they're doing.

Reading up on the forums is great because of the entertainment and tons of knowledeable people, especially if you train in sports as well. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on February 04, 2013, 12:20:39 PM
Gettin' downvoted on Reddit because I'm telling people that the secret to fitness isn't a self-help book and DVD workout programs.  8)

BUT DO YOU P90X BRO?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Himu on February 04, 2013, 12:40:05 PM
Mups got me on the paleo diet. Last night my shits were :-\ Is this normal?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on February 04, 2013, 01:08:31 PM
Make sure you're eating enough fiber and drinking enough water. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Himu on February 04, 2013, 03:25:57 PM
I'll cook a shit ton of spinach tonight and gorge on that. Ate 4 eggs this morning, scrambled.  For lunch I ate prunes.

I've never made this, I'll try it out:

http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/ina-garten/garlic-sauteed-spinach-recipe/index.html

How much is enough water? I drank like 5 glasses yesterday.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on February 04, 2013, 03:48:37 PM
5 glasses is not enough.  Just drink more.  The average person doesn't get nearly enough water.  Also, are you drinking a lot of tea/coffee?  That might compound problems from not getting enough water.  And eat a lot of veggies.  Lots of water.  Lots of veggies.  Can't stress that enough.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Himu on February 04, 2013, 03:55:52 PM
5 glasses not enough?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on February 04, 2013, 04:42:20 PM
8 glasses is enough. you drink water to clean yourself out
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on February 04, 2013, 05:01:37 PM
Carb Nite tomorrow.  :tbslol

Calzone and Ice Cream here I come :tbslol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Fifstar on February 04, 2013, 05:17:15 PM
How much is 5 glasses? I think 1,5l is a good target for most people unless you eat a lot of salt (which shouldn't be the case if you do paleo properly).

Sometimes even more water gets recommend but I feel I have to piss all the time if I drink more water and I never feel thirsty with that amount of water. Only drink more if it's a hot day or I'm doing sports.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 04, 2013, 07:20:33 PM
it has come up before but Mupepe lives in hot and arid Houston so while his suggestions for water seem crazy OTT to me, i'm sure they make sense for Himu
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: TakingBackSunday on February 04, 2013, 08:14:48 PM
Sort of getting interested in this paleo thing, seems right up my alley honestly...

do you guys make juices and smoothies?  I've been getting into making juices at home so I wondered what your favorites were
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Himu on February 04, 2013, 11:47:28 PM
Working on body feminization exercises and I found this. Perfect for what I want. I already have thick legs and wide hips so this is good.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8udQ-h4Y4BY&

If anyone else has tips on feminizing the body I'd really appreciate it.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Beezy on February 04, 2013, 11:52:20 PM
Sort of getting interested in this paleo thing, seems right up my alley honestly...

do you guys make juices and smoothies?  I've been getting into making juices at home so I wondered what your favorites were
Our favorite juice is protein powder laced water/milk.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: TakingBackSunday on February 04, 2013, 11:53:38 PM
no thank you
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 04, 2013, 11:58:38 PM
Sort of getting interested in this paleo thing, seems right up my alley honestly...

do you guys make juices and smoothies?  I've been getting into making juices at home so I wondered what your favorites were
Our favorite juice is protein powder laced water/milk.

my favorite juice is bacon and eggs, chewed up in my mouf
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Fifstar on February 05, 2013, 03:32:14 AM
Sort of getting interested in this paleo thing, seems right up my alley honestly...

do you guys make juices and smoothies?  I've been getting into making juices at home so I wondered what your favorites were

Well you want to go easy with sugar on paleo, so full on juices and smoothies aren't the best thing. Even proper juice (made 100% from fruit) has about as much sugar as soda.

I ternd to do smoothies with coconut milk and mix them most of the time with only one or two type of fruit. All kinds of berries are your friends as they're really low in sugar.  Pear and coconut tastes great together and sits between berries and bananas regarding sugar content. Blueberries and basil is a nice combination if you want something a little different.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Boogie on February 05, 2013, 11:18:20 AM
Great, now we have to deal with Himu-ing up of our fitness thread?  :P

Working on body feminization exercises and I found this. Perfect for what I want. I already have thick legs and wide hips so this is good.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8udQ-h4Y4BY&

If anyone else has tips on feminizing the body I'd really appreciate it.

"Feminization exercises"? Good fucking grief.  :-\

Himu, that vid is not "good" or "perfect for you"

It's a complete joke.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Himu on February 05, 2013, 11:19:57 AM
I don't see how or why. I don't want to train upper body aside from push ups for chest and want to concentrate on lower body/abs.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Boogie on February 05, 2013, 11:25:05 AM
I don't see how or why.

Of course not.  I forgot, you are already a fitness expert, able to determine the value of a workout regimen on your own based on nothing more than blatant pandering to hopeful transgenders.  I mean, they even had a fit woman demonstrating the exercises, so you know they must work!

Clearly there is nothing you can learn from this thread.

As the video says, Be sure to do lots of crunches though!  They'll really tone up your stomach and get rid of your beer belly!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Himu on February 05, 2013, 11:26:20 AM
I didn't say I was a fitness expert. You just didn't accentuate why it's "a complete joke" with actual reasons.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: ToxicAdam on February 05, 2013, 11:39:10 AM
Pushups work your arms and shoulders, as well as your chest.  It's called a compound exercise.

I don't think bigger shoulders are what you are looking for.



Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Himu on February 05, 2013, 11:41:26 AM
Ew gross. Trying to lose muscle in arms and shoulders so that's not a good idea.

I'll work on lower body/gut/abs  with cardio. Hopefully that works for me.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on February 05, 2013, 12:31:56 PM
No exercise will make you look like a chick

just get the surgery already
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Himu on February 05, 2013, 12:37:01 PM
I'm not getting any surgery. ???
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: TakingBackSunday on February 05, 2013, 01:09:31 PM
Sort of getting interested in this paleo thing, seems right up my alley honestly...

do you guys make juices and smoothies?  I've been getting into making juices at home so I wondered what your favorites were

Well you want to go easy with sugar on paleo, so full on juices and smoothies aren't the best thing. Even proper juice (made 100% from fruit) has about as much sugar as soda.

I ternd to do smoothies with coconut milk and mix them most of the time with only one or two type of fruit. All kinds of berries are your friends as they're really low in sugar.  Pear and coconut tastes great together and sits between berries and bananas regarding sugar content. Blueberries and basil is a nice combination if you want something a little different.

I was thinking more of a vegetable-based juice.  I made one the other day with broccoli, celery, kiwi and green apple.  it was delicious.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Himu on February 05, 2013, 01:38:05 PM
We don't really recommend exercises that make you "look like" anything, including a female. If you want to get fitter, stronger, faster, and eat better, stick around. If not, don't.

Thanks!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on February 05, 2013, 02:43:05 PM
If you're trying to lose muscle mass go vegan!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Himu on February 05, 2013, 02:44:30 PM
Ewwwww.

Estrogen will help me lose muscle mass in the arms and shoulders so I will worry about that later.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on February 05, 2013, 04:45:52 PM
carb nite underway...

feel so sick from pizza + chips + onion rings

and still have tow more insulin spikes to do  :'(
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 05, 2013, 06:38:31 PM
deep-fried foods are a problem as much because of the hydrogenated oil as the carbs, dude. If you enjoy them, you can put up with those effects on carb nite but CNS does nothing magical to make the body process them better. If you eat too much of it, you will feel really bad after a clean diet all week. Mashed potatoes or roast potatoes or something would give you much of the same enjoyment but none of the queasiness.

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on February 05, 2013, 07:33:52 PM
ya im remembering now why there was a reason I stopped eating fried food  :poop

one more insulin spike then IM OUT. prob gunna end it with ice cream or something.

what I did was:

2pm:
chips

4 pm:
pizza
onion rings
donut

6 pm:
chocolate bar

8 pm:
prob ice cream

will end up at like 350 carbs. I haven't eaten that in almost a year. the candy bar kicked my ass the most. once I ate it I felt instantly sick. the donut too. oh well, live and learn for next time.


e; I also have no idea how many carbs I was supposed to aim for on this night. fully expecting to have only supposed to have eaten like 50-100g lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Dickie Dee on February 05, 2013, 07:38:19 PM
deep-fried foods are a problem as much because of the hydrogenated oil as the carbs, dude. If you enjoy them, you can put up with those effects on carb nite but CNS does nothing magical to make the body process them better. If you eat too much of it, you will feel really bad after a clean diet all week. Mashed potatoes or roast potatoes or something would give you much of the same enjoyment but none of the queasiness.

I think my next carb night I'm going to eat relatively clean carbs. I pigged out on shit mostly out of some idea of it being a reward even though actually eating that food wasn't all that enjoyable by the time it happened.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: TakingBackSunday on February 05, 2013, 07:38:21 PM
Why do you think mashed potatoes give you the same enjoyment as pizza? Is it because you're Irish?

A good mashed potato is fucking delicious  :maf
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 05, 2013, 07:42:18 PM
Why do you think mashed potatoes give you the same enjoyment as pizza? Is it because you're Irish?

lazy Biz :wag

I'd been making my own pizza from scratch for years before all this, I am intimate with its joys
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 05, 2013, 09:07:30 PM
Is that what I said?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on February 05, 2013, 09:12:34 PM
He said mashed and roasted potatos instead of onion rings which I agree
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 05, 2013, 09:17:18 PM
i know it's only your crazy testosterone makin' ya rage brah
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 05, 2013, 09:18:44 PM
roast some diced potatoes with garlic-infused olive oil and bacon in the same pan and you are in for some crunchy carby good times
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 05, 2013, 09:20:38 PM
Chris Kresser is bumming me out again...apparently regular fish oil isn't good enough, it needs to be FERMENTED COD LIVER fish oil and only one company makes it :rolleyes

Here is what he linked -

http://balancedbites.com/2013/02/faqs-all-about-fermented-cod-liver-oil-and-why-i-dont-take-fish-oil.html

he's probably right but ugh
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 05, 2013, 09:31:19 PM
Here's the shitty thing - most of the supermarket fish here are factory-farmed from Chile or Norway etc. The Japan Sea is totally overfished and can't keep up with the traditional food culture demand for fish. So i eat plenty of salmon etc but it's rare that I get wild fish. Besides, he argues that FCLO should be considered a superfood that provides more than just Omega 3s. Most people don't actually eat fish livers when they eat fish. Plus they're very small
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 05, 2013, 10:21:58 PM
Yeah, but we have to consider our foodstuffs in our modern context. The majority of what WE eat is low in nutrient density vs what THEY ate. Even organic vegetables have a fraction of the mineral content they used to, because the soil is mostly fucked from modern farming techniques. Cows don't live long enough to store those things in their fat either, because they are slaughtered younger thanks to growth hormones. Factory-farmed fish are terrible nutritionally compared to fresh-caught fish...the list goes on. So yeah, we EVOLVED fine without supplementing but that doesn't mean we don't need to supplement
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 05, 2013, 10:23:52 PM
'minerals' above is shorthand for all the various nutrients that i can't be bothered listing....i'm toying with just saying 'electrolytes' from now on :lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 05, 2013, 10:33:44 PM
The crazy thing to me is just how sensitive we actually are to nutritional density - it tastes better in every case. Everyone can tell the difference between a supermarket tomato and one from a small farm grown by someone who knows their shit and cares (whether 'organic' or not). And yet we have allowed people to systematically remove taste from our food. We wouldn't need fancy restaurants so much if we just had good ingredients at home. When was the last time you had a good apple? I had some great organic ones about a year ago that tasted better than anything I'd eaten since my childhood. Everything I buy from the supermarket tastes like sugary water by comparison, even though they look great and are crunchy.

/angry old man
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mr. Gundam on February 05, 2013, 10:44:00 PM
I buy my produce from the farmers market. Everything is either organic and/or locally sourced/grown on a small farm. I realize that I'm incredibly lucky to have something near my house year round.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Eric P on February 06, 2013, 12:05:48 AM
Chris Kresser is bumming me out again...apparently regular fish oil isn't good enough, it needs to be FERMENTED COD LIVER fish oil and only one company makes it :rolleyes

Here is what he linked -

http://balancedbites.com/2013/02/faqs-all-about-fermented-cod-liver-oil-and-why-i-dont-take-fish-oil.html

he's probably right but ugh

i did two bottles of that stuff and felt AMAZING while taking it

but $60 for a month's supply is too rich for my blood.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Groogrux on February 06, 2013, 07:10:01 AM
I buy my produce from the farmers market. Everything is either organic and/or locally sourced/grown on a small farm. I realize that I'm incredibly lucky to have something near my house year round.

The town I live in now has several little farmer's markets in it and I love it.  The only drawback with them is that while the food may be locally grown, the product can sometimes still be inferior to what you can get at a supermarket (only in size and texture).  Yes, I know that those two factors are because of chemical enhancement during the growing process, but it's hard to adjust sometimes.  Still, I'm hoping for a year without a severe drought (unlike last year) so that my family can grow a big garden.  The stuff we get out of there is :drool.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Himu on February 06, 2013, 08:45:41 AM
Jesus christ woke up today feeling like (http://www.the-coli.com/images/smilies/H6ofe.png) despite getting only 6 hours of sleep. This diet (http://www.the-coli.com/images/smilies/why.png)

Is it the exercise as well?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 06, 2013, 08:47:52 AM
Eric P - I bought some of those liver tablets after you said great things but I don't think they did anything for me at all. Could be the same deal with the FCLO, I guess. 'cause it looks ruinously expensive to import it.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Eric P on February 06, 2013, 09:17:27 AM
Maybe it's my diet w/ the liver tablets.  I used to get really energetic w/ them at first after an hour or so of them hitting my system but that doesn't seem to be the case anymore.  maybe i was was nutrient deficient?  I don't really eat a lot of liver because each time i've tried to cook it, it turns out horrible and stinks up the house much to the dismay of the gf.

i'm still on that original tub though.

i am currently not taking any fish oils at all and am just trying to eat more wild caught salmon at least once a week.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on February 06, 2013, 10:23:00 AM
Woke up this morning to being 10 lbs less  ???

bathroom scales :piss
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on February 06, 2013, 10:42:09 AM
I never used to have weight fluctuations until I got down to low bf %.  When I was 25% bf my weight would be consistent every morning.  Now I've pretty much given up on scales.  I can lose/gain 4-6 lbs one day to the next easily.  If I still cared about the number on the scale I'd be pulling my fucking hair out.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 06, 2013, 10:52:07 AM
yeah the % of water weight rises as BF declines.

I read the stupidest fucking Paleo blog the other day where the person was trumpeting their massive fat loss in 10 days, with no accounting for water weight...low-carb Paleo diet + CrossFit for a year, 8% of so BF, gained 10lbs in a single week on vacation, lost it again after a return to strict Paleo. Thought it was all fat, and isn't Paleo/CrossFit awesome. smh
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on February 06, 2013, 11:03:40 AM
You'd hope that someone that's able to get to 8% bf would be a bit more educated and understand how water weight works, but alas you still have idiots. 

I know some genetically gifted guys who eat like shit and maintain low bf and lots of muscle who swear that they have the secret while they chow down on donuts and french fries.  And then they try to give me lessons when they see me eating bacon.  I hate them.  Trying to debate them on the science behind it is like talking to a brick wall.  I basically get a response that consists of kissing their biceps and saying "look at these puppies.  I know what I'm talking about."  I hate them.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 06, 2013, 11:05:43 AM
Sounds like Kiefer, basically. Except he actually does know what he's talking about
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on February 06, 2013, 11:19:04 AM
:fbm

I can at least laugh in secret because one of these guys is eating 2000 calories a day and wondering why he isn't gaining weight.  O.o  Keep struggling, brochacho.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on February 06, 2013, 04:38:20 PM
So, question, would I carb up on an off day knowing that I'll work out the next day? I've read that CBL is basically prepping your body for the next workout, so I figure I'd carb up as I normally would in preparation? But then I'm reading a Kiefer interview where he states CBL on an off-day should only be done if you plan on working out the next morning
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 06, 2013, 07:26:38 PM
This is one of the details covered in the book (and earlier in the thread!).

It depends on how much glycogen you have stored in your body by the time you workout. If you have been 2-3 days of ULC and no backload, you might do better with a backload. If you are just hungry for pizza and have vague plans to work out tomorrow which might well be cancelled, especially if someone else orders pizza again, better skip it.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on February 06, 2013, 07:30:15 PM
Cool, I skipped it and just going all protein tonight. I backloaded pretty big last night so I guess I'll still be good for Thursday. Def' working out tomorrow. Should get the book, will be a sure purchase when I get my tax returns back.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 06, 2013, 07:33:56 PM
It also depends on what kind of workout you'll be doing. I think Kiefer probably needs to do a more comprehensive outline for that kind of thing. His plans are all about 5 workouts-plus a week, so basically backloads most nights. I don't do more than 2-3 workouts a week these days.

But as ever it depends on what the goal is. If you want to get huge and strong and don't care much about fat, eat carbs all the time. but presumably the reason anyone is interested in CBL in the first place is fat management....
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on February 06, 2013, 07:40:23 PM
Yeah, its mostly for aesthetics so I don't mind the possible slower mass gains if it means I don't become tubby mctubbs and then have to drop it all a few months down the line.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 06, 2013, 07:49:59 PM
yeah the whole point of CBL is to break that dumb cycle and just constantly be losing some fat and putting on some muscle.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Himu on February 06, 2013, 08:42:30 PM
Goddamn I had energy all day. Fuck yes. Made myself a spinach with beef 4 egg omelet this morning. Are pistachios for snack and an mini salad for lunch, ate a broiled porkchop topped with basil and a side of spinach tonight for dinner. Spinach was my theme this week but I want to have a different theme next week. Not sure which but I may make it a baked chicken theme with a veggie based diet with a shitload of grilled chicken. Need to make me a huge ass salad on Sunday and eat that shit for lunch through the week.

Starting on my fitness plan besides speed walking tomorrow. Gonna do mostly cross fit working on lower body. Can't wait ans with all this energy built up it is gonna be one helluva work out.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on February 06, 2013, 08:51:38 PM
Crossfit? Yeah I'd work on strong lifts or starting strength programs to nail form first.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Himu on February 06, 2013, 08:58:03 PM
SOMEONE ruined my weeks supply of spinach by throwing potatoes in it. Are potatoes really that bad? Cormac? :(
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on February 06, 2013, 09:24:25 PM
SOMEONE ruined my weeks supply of spinach by throwing potatoes in it. Are potatoes really that bad? Cormac? :(

A single lil' ol' red potato has like 27g of Carbs. Can be good or bad depending on when you consume it and how frequently, I would think.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 06, 2013, 09:28:51 PM
Nobody over 200lbs should be eating potatoes on a daily basis, nobody. The only way it is possibly going to help is if you're on one of Kiefer's protocols and fucked if i'm explaining all that again
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 06, 2013, 09:30:37 PM
Or maybe 'over 15% body fat' would be better there but nobody knows how to measure their BF accurately so yeah. If you are a mound of muscle with abs and over 200lbs, sure, you can eat potatoes. You need to. Your average fat American - no way
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Himu on February 06, 2013, 09:54:31 PM
Yup. That's why Im avoiding potatoes with my fat body.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Groogrux on February 06, 2013, 10:35:34 PM
Nobody over 200lbs should be eating potatoes on a daily basis, nobody. The only way it is possibly going to help is if you're on one of Kiefer's protocols and fucked if i'm explaining all that again

:rofl

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Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 07, 2013, 01:16:36 AM
:lol

let's just say i know a great big yawning rabbit hole when i see it
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Groogrux on February 07, 2013, 01:34:57 AM
Progress pic I put together today. 

(http://i50.tinypic.com/c5b9y.jpg)

From what I can see, I think I'm about two inches less width in the gut!  I haven't been able to get to the gym this past week because my son has been out of school.  The gym is where I weigh myself as well. 

Going to be getting a bathroom scale here soon.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on February 07, 2013, 01:40:14 AM
Any difference on the scale?

Honestly I can't tell much difference yet from the pics
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 07, 2013, 01:44:47 AM
moobs are less saggy I think. You lack the connoiseur's eye, Smooth.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on February 07, 2013, 02:02:08 AM
try this for rapid improvements on bench

http://www.westside-barbell.com/articles/bench-workouts/
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Groogrux on February 07, 2013, 02:13:00 AM
Any difference on the scale?

Honestly I can't tell much difference yet from the pics

On the scale, I'm down about 20 lbs (weighed myself two weeks ago) from where I started at.

Yeah, there is definitely less sag in the moobs, Cormac!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on February 07, 2013, 02:17:49 AM
Good job, keep it up! 

Just ignore the people who keep telling you that lifting heavier will make you look fatter
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 07, 2013, 02:19:18 AM
20lbs is going some, good job

Do you take side pics? Probably a good idea. Also try using a tape measure around the belly button. Ultimately that's the only place that matters for tracking fat loss.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Himu on February 07, 2013, 02:20:29 AM
Keep on going Groogrux!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Dickie Dee on February 07, 2013, 10:30:41 AM
Kinda wish I'd taken a before mirror shot now :(

It's just that shirtless self-photography is one of those things I've told myself I'd never do
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on February 07, 2013, 10:32:14 AM
I have a super disgusting one at home when I was at my worst if anyone wants to see it.  It looks photoshopped and it's hard to believe I was that big.  It's seriously disgusting though.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Himu on February 07, 2013, 10:32:25 AM
You looked like your old avatar of the fat guy hitting his stomach in the chicks face Mama? :o
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Dickie Dee on February 07, 2013, 10:35:46 AM
I wish :drool

I mostly minded the weight around my jaw and neck. I mean I didn't have double chins or floppy jowls or anything, but I still think I looked like Jabba the Hut in any picture taken in the past couple of years.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on February 07, 2013, 02:32:18 PM
I got gout apparently last week :piss lab results just came back :piss

gunna leave carb nite I think, because all I really ate was meat and if thats what caused it then :piss
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Dickie Dee on February 07, 2013, 02:34:40 PM
gout wtf
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on February 07, 2013, 02:40:07 PM
can happen from too much meat / too low calories but im p sure its the former :piss
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Himu on February 07, 2013, 02:51:30 PM
I got gout apparently last week :piss lab results just came back :piss

gunna leave carb nite I think, because all I really ate was meat and if thats what caused it then :piss

what in the fuck are you eating? Are you not eating vegetables or I dunno, nuts?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on February 07, 2013, 03:07:09 PM
I think it can happen from a lot of things. You better back up your "too much meat" claims with evidence before I FUCKING SCOURGE YOU IN THE NAME OF THE ONE GOD CORMAC

>fine for a year
>changes diet
>gout develops
 i know i shouldnt blame it right away. i'll give it another week or two and see what happens  8)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: ToxicAdam on February 07, 2013, 03:27:38 PM
Eating meat doesn't cause gout, but is bad news for people that are genetically predisposed to the condition. Alcohol is bad also.


That's why it's called the disease of  Kings.

Read more here:

http://www.hopkinsmedicine.org/institute_basic_biomedical_sciences/news_events/articles_and_stories/cysticfibrosis/2010_03_Disease_of_Kings.html


Quote
Historically, gout was blamed on an overindulgence in food and alcohol, leading it to sometimes be called the “disease of kings.” But scientists eventually learned that, although certain foods might exacerbate the condition, gout occurs when uric acid (urate) builds up in the blood; crystals of uric acids then accumulate in the joints, triggering inflammation and acute pain. These findings led scientists to suspect that gout might result from a defect in the kidney’s ability to excrete uric acid, a byproduct of the metabolism of the amino acid purine.

Further evidence suggested that some people were genetically prone to gout. So Coresh and his colleagues conducted a large-scale genetics study to search for a gene associated with high blood levels of urate, the signature of gout. Their hunt led them to a gene called ABCG2.


Basically, your body is unable to pump out this uric acid fast enough. So, maybe you need to target foods that are not so heavy in purines.

Quote
Purines are found in high concentration in meat and meat products, especially internal organs such as liver and kidney. In general, plant-based diets are low in purines.[5] Examples of high-purine sources include: sweetbreads, anchovies, sardines, liver, beef kidneys, brains, meat extracts (e.g., Oxo, Bovril), herring, mackerel, scallops, game meats, beer (from the yeast) and gravy.

A moderate amount of purine is also contained in beef, pork, poultry, other fish and seafood, asparagus, cauliflower, spinach, mushrooms, green peas, lentils, dried peas, beans, oatmeal, wheat bran, wheat germ, and hawthorn.[6]

Higher levels of meat and seafood consumption are associated with an increased risk of gout, whereas a higher level of consumption of dairy products is associated with a decreased risk. Moderate intake of purine-rich vegetables or protein is not associated with an increased risk of gout
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Eric P on February 07, 2013, 03:44:59 PM


Basically, your body is unable to pump out this uric acid fast enough. So, maybe you need to target foods that are not so heavy in purines.



yeah, dude stop eating dog food
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on February 07, 2013, 03:58:42 PM
no its not. literally every medical condition I had before hand (cellulitis, constantly being sick) disappeared.

whatever. whatever it was it was the most painful thing ever, and im taking medicine for it. ill just have to be careful from now on.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Himu on February 07, 2013, 06:31:12 PM
fucking Everybody's Nuts Salt and Pepper flavor has goddamn yeast extract AND sugar? Onion powder? Garlic powder? SUGAR? For fucking salted and peppered pistachios? ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 07, 2013, 06:33:13 PM
they put sugar in bacon now. nothing is sacred
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Himu on February 07, 2013, 06:34:44 PM
what the fuck
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 07, 2013, 07:05:49 PM
Lots of good stuff on Mark Sisson's site about gout - and please let's not bring up literally medieval diagnoses of the root causes, this is the 21st century
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Himu on February 07, 2013, 07:31:14 PM
Most of those flavored nuts are fried in vegetable or seed oil too.

Wonderful Pistachios apparently have simple ingredients.

http://www.amazon.com/Wonderful-Pistachios-32-Ounce-Bags/dp/B003P7ZMXA
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 07, 2013, 07:39:44 PM
that's nice.

Don't eat nuts
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Dickie Dee on February 07, 2013, 07:44:42 PM
Cormac fuckin wit Methodis' humors  :wag
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Himu on February 07, 2013, 07:45:43 PM
Don't eat nuts

why?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Fifstar on February 07, 2013, 07:53:38 PM
Macamias seem to be good, at least I haven't read anything to bad about them. Don't base your daily diet around them, but as a snack once in a while they are okay.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on February 07, 2013, 07:54:14 PM
thank you cormac i am reading up on it now on marks daily apple.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on February 07, 2013, 07:57:01 PM
i never really drank much until this past few months, maybe that caused it hmmmm


e; he also said fasting causes it rip
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 07, 2013, 07:59:19 PM
The more I restrict my diet the worse my reactions to food have been. Decreasing tolerance? Even when I eat something I think should be fine sometimes I get the shits. I don't get it.

yep - you lose the enzymes required to break down the particular poisons over time. This IS a good thing, because it frees up your liver and immune system to do other things than fighting the effects of say, gluten. It is frustrating though, I empathize greatly.

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 07, 2013, 08:01:49 PM
Don't eat nuts

why?

1) you're fat and you will snack on them all the time and consume a zillion calories
2) nuts and seeds are designed to pass through the system largely undigested and are thus packed with phytates which fuck up your digestion
3) I said so

http://chriskresser.com/another-reason-you-shouldnt-go-nuts-on-nuts
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Himu on February 07, 2013, 08:07:24 PM
Whew.

Cormac is learnin' me! Feel so good. :ohhh:

Cormac, speaking of omega-6's

http://healthland.time.com/2013/02/06/omega-6-fats-linked-to-increased-risk-of-heart-disease/
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 07, 2013, 08:15:49 PM
I doubt that link will be news to anyone much in this thread but by all means, read up
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 07, 2013, 08:22:08 PM
dude, that cookie i ate laid me OUT for two days. I was basically slumped on the sofa for the whole time. It's intensely annoying but all I can offer is that it is proof that the stuff is not good for you, and that you are better off not having to process it regularly.

If you plan on deploying again any time soon though, you will need to build up a tolerance again. Robb Wolf covered this on a podcast ages back (he does some consulting work with the military now it seems).
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Himu on February 07, 2013, 08:29:06 PM
I doubt that link will be news to anyone much in this thread but by all means, read up

I know it's not news. I'm not saying it's news. I'm just posting it because it's Time magazine saying stuff you already know and I find it funny because from all my research, it seems to me most mainstream outlets think of living without omega-6's and having a high animal fat diet is without scientific basis and that you're playing with Death.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 07, 2013, 08:41:12 PM
Try doing a text search on his podcast page...the podcasts all have topic indexes. I don't recall him giving specifics though.

It's useful info, if it exists. I mean, I plan on going abroad twice this year and it will be hell trying to avoid gluten. I'm pretty sure I wouldn't relapse at this point so building up a tolerance again seems like a good idea. But seriously, I could barely work for 2 days last time...i don't have weeks to spare to just lie around lethargic and miserable while nibbling on bits of bread
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 07, 2013, 08:42:06 PM
I noticed that I became lactose intolerant after traveling for about seven months in 2011, during which time I rarely had access to dairy products. Probably not a coincidence. I also get bloated a lot more easily than I used to. I might be gluten intolerant as well. I feel shitty when I have anything with grains lately.

It's not a coincidence, because why would your body bother producing lactase if it doesn't need it?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on February 07, 2013, 08:51:23 PM
What a coincidence, I ate two pieces of garlic bread for lunch and eight hours later, I felt like shit.  I try to avoid everything gluten these days because of a skin condition which surprise, surprise is going away since I eliminated gluten entirely.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Himu on February 07, 2013, 08:56:50 PM
You guys ever eat those type of foods and feel a bit breathless afterwords?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 07, 2013, 08:57:49 PM
here comes the Hypochondria Train
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: nudemacusers on February 07, 2013, 09:02:44 PM
Are there any good squat alternatives or do I need to stop being a bitch and go to the gym. I have a bench, fwiw. I just don't have space for a dedicated rack. I've tried those steinborn squats but that is just a really awkward movement.

Keep in mind I'm not aiming for powerlifting status.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on February 07, 2013, 09:03:08 PM
here comes the Hypochondria Train

Not really, back in the days when I was 275 pounds or thereabouts, I would have moments where I could hardly breathe after eating a big ass meal.  I suppose it was a warning sign to get my shit together.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on February 07, 2013, 09:03:55 PM
dumbell jump squats are pretty good for training legs

also, use your bench barbell for snatches and cleans, they're even tougher than squats

you can't clean 225 without being able to squat about 300
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Himu on February 07, 2013, 09:04:16 PM
Yeah, I was just asking about your symptoms. ???

Sometimes when I'd eat it happens to me. This week I feel great after eating though. It's given me a lot of motivation to keep at it.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: nudemacusers on February 07, 2013, 09:06:08 PM
dumbell jump squats are pretty good for training legs
I'll look into that. But what about my booty?  :-* :-*

Edit: ill look into all that stuff. Thanks.

I should also mention I do a standard 5x5 and p90x thing, alternating weekly.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 07, 2013, 09:13:10 PM
deadlifts are also pretty awesome for legs and glutes
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 07, 2013, 09:15:36 PM
here comes the Hypochondria Train

Not really, back in the days when I was 275 pounds or thereabouts, I would have moments where I could hardly breathe after eating a big ass meal.  I suppose it was a warning sign to get my shit together.

Sure. Because the fat is literally compressing your internal organs, and when you then pack in food, your lungs will be compressed. Let's not start blaming that on gluten.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on February 07, 2013, 09:32:32 PM
My father confirmed the extremely hot gym rat chick really is checking me out. I don't understand what happening I feel like this

(http://img.imgcake.com/1313782970809de.jpg)

I think it may be because I'm so indifferent to her presence and focused on my workout that she's trying to alley cat ma' shit. But I don't know man. She walked in front of me as I was spotting my father on the bench... that ass is like... oh man. Its fat but fit. My... my concentration is fading.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: nudemacusers on February 07, 2013, 09:32:38 PM
deadlifts are also pretty awesome for legs and glutes
Will do
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 07, 2013, 09:34:05 PM
also, how are your air squats
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on February 07, 2013, 09:34:48 PM
probably thinking "that dude has bad form"
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 07, 2013, 09:35:09 PM
Blue - she probably is just waiting for you to take your pussy weights off the bar so she can do a real woman's workout
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on February 07, 2013, 09:35:47 PM
probably thinking "that dude has bad form"

I'm just standing around tho'! But I'ma just believe she wants dis' dick

Blue - she probably is just waiting for you to take your pussy weights off the bar so she can do a real woman's workout

Reality bites. She's hardcore though so this is probably the case.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on February 07, 2013, 09:38:49 PM
My father confirmed the extremely hot gym rat chick really is checking me out. I don't understand what happening I feel like this

(http://img.imgcake.com/1313782970809de.jpg)

I think it may be because I'm so indifferent to her presence and focused on my workout that she's trying to alley cat ma' shit. But I don't know man. She walked in front of me as I was spotting my father on the bench... that ass is like... oh man. Its fat but fit. My... my concentration is fading.

(http://24.media.tumblr.com/4cec0e04ab5e024c3259c9372c8b5f28/tumblr_mfi3vqAIXG1r964sho1_500.jpg)

reminds me of dis
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Silicone Nights on February 07, 2013, 09:51:13 PM
Hey FitnessBore. I`ve been reading this thread for a while so I thought I`d come out of my cave and get some direct participation going. What would you folks recommend for a stalled overhead press? That shit just aint moving for me.

I guess I should also state upfront that I don`t eat low carb. I`ve been doing intermittent fasting on the leangains method for the last year and things are going pretty well. Feel free to treat me as the gluten eating cretin I am.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: nudemacusers on February 07, 2013, 09:58:20 PM
also, how are your air squats
I haven't done those in a while, but my form was good when I did. Maybe I'll just add weight to that? Unless that's fucking stupid.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 07, 2013, 10:03:38 PM
maybe you could just do some of them and then do some more. if that's not too complicated

oh god all this power has gone to my head hasn't it
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: nudemacusers on February 07, 2013, 10:40:07 PM
maybe you could just do some of them and then do some more. if that's not too complicated

oh god all this power has gone to my head hasn't it
:'(
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 07, 2013, 10:41:31 PM
I have found the thing more delicious than bacon
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on February 07, 2013, 10:50:39 PM
probably thinking "that dude has bad form"

I'm just standing around tho'! But I'ma just believe she wants dis' dick

Blue - she probably is just waiting for you to take your pussy weights off the bar so she can do a real woman's workout

Reality bites. She's hardcore though so this is probably the case.

try it

actually, it's easier to hit on a chick than in most scenarios

it sounds genuine when you praise her for hitting it hard and looking fit

just ask for workout tips to keep the conversation going
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on February 07, 2013, 10:51:45 PM
if she turns you down

just go "i bet you can't bench 2 plates"

ultimate gym putdown
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 07, 2013, 10:54:31 PM
they call him Smooth ladies and gentlemen
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on February 07, 2013, 11:12:21 PM
Ha ha, you ever heard the bench stuff I was talking about?

99% of the time male gym members talk about working out, can you bench 2 plates, is the first question asked

makes me wanna bodyslam them and yell, that's power not benching 2 plates
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on February 07, 2013, 11:15:14 PM
One dude tried to bench three plates, had one spotter and they both couldn't get it back up after the initial push. Was scary to watch.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 07, 2013, 11:20:47 PM
I can eat 5 plates
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 07, 2013, 11:33:28 PM
i was wondering to myself this morning: How many plates can The Business bench? I bet it's a lot! THEN IT OCCURRED TO ME THAT I COULD JUST ASK
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on February 07, 2013, 11:34:42 PM
One dude tried to bench three plates, had one spotter and they both couldn't get it back up after the initial push. Was scary to watch.

so what happened?

they should have gotten some buff dude to keep screaming "it's all you" while getting all red in the face from spotting
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Beezy on February 07, 2013, 11:40:41 PM
Cormac, remember when those guys were saying silly things in the fitness thread? Haha, good times, man.
:lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Groogrux on February 07, 2013, 11:43:34 PM
This thread is becoming more and more EPIC as it goes!

All praise to thee, Father Cormac.   :lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on February 08, 2013, 12:05:15 AM
Hey FitnessBore. I`ve been reading this thread for a while so I thought I`d come out of my cave and get some direct participation going. What would you folks recommend for a stalled overhead press? That shit just aint moving for me.

what is your routine for shoulders?  1rm max and your weight?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 08, 2013, 12:07:32 AM
and can you bench 2 plates
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Himu on February 08, 2013, 12:11:45 AM
My father confirmed the extremely hot gym rat chick really is checking me out. I don't understand what happening I feel like this

(http://img.imgcake.com/1313782970809de.jpg)

I think it may be because I'm so indifferent to her presence and focused on my workout that she's trying to alley cat ma' shit. But I don't know man. She walked in front of me as I was spotting my father on the bench... that ass is like... oh man. Its fat but fit. My... my concentration is fading.

ask her what her name is and ask her out you pussy
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on February 08, 2013, 12:17:37 AM
Cormac, you seem to know your stuff but can you bench 2 plates?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 08, 2013, 01:23:54 AM
i can bench your mom
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Silicone Nights on February 08, 2013, 01:25:09 AM
what is your routine for shoulders?  1rm max and your weight?

It`s not much. I haven`t done a 1RM in a while but I`d assume it`s around 115. I weigh 175.

I do all my compound lifts reverse pyramid style for three sets. My accessory work beyond the big lifts is pretty limited. I don`t really have much else I do directly for shoulders which is maybe where the issue lies but all my other lifts increase slowly but surely.

I can`t bench two plates :'(
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 08, 2013, 01:32:23 AM
this is all going back maybe 100 pages into thread history but technique (including breathing and the bar path) is a huge part of the shoulder press. Don't worry, everyone struggles with it and it's not the end of the world if you don't have a huge shoulder press. Your body can still be strong and fit without it. If you really want to work on it, realize that your shoulders are relatively small muscles and get tired faster than your glutes, say. So don't do massive sets and give yourself plenty of time between them. Working on your bench (which is easier to get unstuck for most) often helps unstick your shoulder press too. There is obviously a lot of transfer. Starting Strength by Rippetoe has a great section on the shoulder press with clear demonstrations of technique.

Other than that, ask the Business i guess
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on February 08, 2013, 01:46:17 AM
I've only tried wendler 5/3/1 for one cycle but already find it to be quiet effective

do military press like he instructs

for accessory,

I do 4 x 8 seated dumbell press as heavy as possible

usually I can't go 8 reps on last two sets

then 5 sets of pullups

biceps curls and triceps skull crushers if you got time
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on February 08, 2013, 01:51:00 AM
Also jump presses as many times as possible after you can't get it up normal on last set

you shouldn't be able to do more than 2 reps if you've truly pushed yourself
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Silicone Nights on February 08, 2013, 01:57:38 AM
Yeah I`m not looking to develop Dwight Howard bowling balls it’s just disheartening not to see progress. I guess it’s just time, form, and grit. I`ll try to throw some of that accessory work into the mix Smooth Groove.

Thanks guys. Can I apply for membership to the Cult of Cormac?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 08, 2013, 02:04:49 AM
<sucks teeth>

Got two black shirts?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on February 08, 2013, 02:07:29 AM
Also try not to waste too much energy holding the damn bar

either push it up or stop

too many people stand around too long with the bar once they near their max

you got to be efficient jf you wanna keep improving
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Silicone Nights on February 08, 2013, 02:25:11 AM
<sucks teeth>

Got two black shirts?

Yes sir. Pants, boots, and socks.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Groogrux on February 08, 2013, 06:52:08 AM
<sucks teeth>

Got two black shirts?

Yes sir. Pants, boots, and socks.

(http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i14/marchtrpt4bhs/GIFs/panic.gif)

IT'S FINALLY HAPPENING. OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on February 08, 2013, 10:43:04 AM
Doing some push press work helped my overhead press quite a bit when I hit a wall. 

But also maybe try 5/3/1.  I just finished my first training cycle of it and my 1RM on week 3 (90% of my real 1RM) already made pretty large gains from where I was before.  I'm pretty happy.  I think I'll be on 5/3/1 for a while.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on February 08, 2013, 10:44:01 AM
Also try not to waste too much energy holding the damn bar

either push it up or stop

too many people stand around too long with the bar once they near their max

you got to be efficient jf you wanna keep improving
Wendler says this in 5/3/1 also.  You waste a lot of energy with indecision on OHP.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on February 08, 2013, 12:46:41 PM
My father confirmed the extremely hot gym rat chick really is checking me out. I don't understand what happening I feel like this

(http://img.imgcake.com/1313782970809de.jpg)

I think it may be because I'm so indifferent to her presence and focused on my workout that she's trying to alley cat ma' shit. But I don't know man. She walked in front of me as I was spotting my father on the bench... that ass is like... oh man. Its fat but fit. My... my concentration is fading.

ask her what her name is and ask her out you pussy

Not exaggerating when I say she's a 9 to my 5. There's no frog leaping that. Also I'm pretty sure how the scenario will play out. She's the Freddy Prince Jr. to my Rachael Leigh Cook in 'She's All That'. A couple of dudebros made a bet with her while I was tying my sneakers. Bu...but who knows? Maybe it'll end with us going to the gym prom after a rather dramatic reveal of her true intentions.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on February 08, 2013, 01:25:49 PM
or maybe she saw a glimpse of your BBC as you were tying your shoes
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Himu on February 08, 2013, 01:31:33 PM
You are not a 5. You are hot. Ask her out you pussy. If you do so, don't wear glasses or anything, make sure she sees your beautiful eyes and look at her straight in her eyeballs when you ask  her her name.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on February 08, 2013, 01:46:47 PM
 :violin

Started taking creatine. Muscles feel like they're gonna burst post workout. :arnoldcumface
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Himu on February 08, 2013, 02:14:47 PM
Cormac: thoughts on vinegar?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on February 08, 2013, 03:56:46 PM
 :lol

There's some thoughts that vinegar and other extremely acidic disrupt the PH levels in the body and mess with the natural cellular processes.  But I believe it would have to be an obnoxious amount of vinegar for anyone to care. 

I told you before, Himu.  You're overthinking a lot of this.  My advice is to go slow when starting. Don't burn yourself out worrying about small shit.  Focus on the big changes first. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Himu on February 08, 2013, 04:00:24 PM
Cormac: thoughts on pepper?

To be fair, just yesterday Cormac told me nuts were a no go when I thought they were a-okay. I was just curious!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Beezy on February 08, 2013, 04:04:02 PM
Cormac: thoughts on pepper?
:rofl
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on February 08, 2013, 05:05:06 PM
can't wait for later this year when a report comes out that water is bad for you
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Groogrux on February 08, 2013, 09:19:17 PM
can't wait for later this year when a report comes out that water is bad for you

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Water_intoxication (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Water_intoxication)

You're welcome.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on February 10, 2013, 07:10:26 PM
Just got the CBL ebook, already found I may be eating too many eggs all at once? (just the 4 but still). Have to refine my post workout meal structure. I love how he gives you a good in depth look into the logic behind CBL at the cell level.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 10, 2013, 09:04:09 PM
Eggs are not a problem when eaten with fat, he says
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on February 10, 2013, 09:15:13 PM
so after my first carb nite my weight skyrocketed like 10 pounds the day after the next which I guess mustve been water weight or something?  ??? i've had to relose again from it and now i'm kinda scared of doing another carb night :(. is this normal please help


e; oh and I know, scales and everything, but I swear I finally developed a real chiseled chin line recently soooo maybe it is working!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on February 10, 2013, 09:20:23 PM
Eggs are not a problem when eaten with fat, he says

Hmmm, I've just been eating straight up eggs (scrambled). I've just got to the breakfast chapter though.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on February 10, 2013, 09:38:04 PM
a normally healthy individual does not gain 10 lbs permanently from one meal
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on February 10, 2013, 09:38:44 PM
Just got the CBL ebook, already found I may be eating too many eggs all at once? (just the 4 but still). Have to refine my post workout meal structure. I love how he gives you a good in depth look into the logic behind CBL at the cell level.

What did he say was wrong about eggs?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on February 10, 2013, 09:38:59 PM
water weight can fluctuate up to 13 pounds.

e; ps i dont ahve a problem with the diet or w/e i'm just making sure it's normal to see the weight go up that much. i thik i read on dangerously hardcore that it takes until like the third carb nite for stuff to really "work"
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on February 10, 2013, 09:44:45 PM
Just got the CBL ebook, already found I may be eating too many eggs all at once? (just the 4 but still). Have to refine my post workout meal structure. I love how he gives you a good in depth look into the logic behind CBL at the cell level.

What did he say was wrong about eggs?

Just that too many in one meal can cause an insulin spike (states 6 would be too much)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on February 10, 2013, 10:05:15 PM
Does anyone remember that cartoon video that makes fun of trainers for making their clients squat on balancing balls?  I want the link to show some friends that many trainers really don't know shit

Just got the CBL ebook, already found I may be eating too many eggs all at once? (just the 4 but still). Have to refine my post workout meal structure. I love how he gives you a good in depth look into the logic behind CBL at the cell level.

What did he say was wrong about eggs?

Just that too many in one meal can cause an insulin spike (states 6 would be too much)

LMK if the book is worth reading
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on February 10, 2013, 10:27:13 PM
I pulled my hamstring sparring the other night. Fuuuuuu  seems like I won't be squatting or dead lifting for a couple of weeks at least
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on February 11, 2013, 01:12:07 AM
found it:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojX-3-v7cx8


True story,

I had dinner with a bunch of cousins yesterday.  I haven't seen most of them in awhile.  One of them, a pretty big fella himself, said "You look a lot more jacked.  Can you bench 2 plates?"  He was totally confused when I was laughing too hard to answer. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on February 11, 2013, 01:33:20 AM
I pulled my hamstring sparring the other night. Fuuuuuu  seems like I won't be squatting or dead lifting for a couple of weeks at least

what kind of sparring?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 11, 2013, 01:38:37 AM
how can you read the CBL book or the Carb Nite book and still be asking these questions Methodis? Yes, it's water weight - you need around 4g of water to store each gram of carbs consumed at minimum, so if you eat 500g of carbs you will need 2,000g of water to store it.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on February 11, 2013, 10:08:18 AM
I pulled my hamstring sparring the other night. Fuuuuuu  seems like I won't be squatting or dead lifting for a couple of weeks at least

what kind of sparring?
kickboxing.  I'm going to start the Bill Starr Rehab protocol.  Hopefully In 2 weeks or so I'll be back to squatting
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Eric P on February 11, 2013, 10:23:44 AM
oh mother jones you so cray

http://www.motherjones.com/environment/2012/12/mother-jones-fake-headline-generator

edit: oh god i read the comments
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: TakingBackSunday on February 11, 2013, 10:28:03 PM
What's the matter with gluten free stuff?  I almost picked up some gluten-free bread at the store tonight but I was already wallet-deep in steaks, eggs, and veggies.  Plus the premise sounds disgusting anyway.

Also, what are some of the alternatives for burgers?  I made a pretty bitching turkey burger a half hour ago but I know bread shouldn't be consumed very frequently.

I do quite enjoy this diet so far.  It combines pretty much everything I love...while getting rid of some other stuff I love but eh fuck it.

Tomorrow's dinner is gonna be some steak and brocoli.  Mmmm.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on February 11, 2013, 10:31:23 PM
Because if you're losing weight you dont want ot eat grains period unless it's Coconut flour / Almond flour/ flax meal.

Grains bloat you. Since gluten free is still grains it's just another bullshit label like the ones that say 'good for your heart" that htey put on boxes of coocoa puffs

e; to clarify, it's a bullshit label to people who aren't allergic to gluten
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: TakingBackSunday on February 11, 2013, 10:32:53 PM
I figured as much.  I've seen a few people just wrap burgers up in lettuce, so that doesn't seem like a bad alternative.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on February 11, 2013, 10:33:55 PM
It's rather tasty imho. I perfer it but you gotta use romaine lettuce.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: TakingBackSunday on February 11, 2013, 10:35:51 PM
No, go fuck yourself you asshole.  How about being helpful instead of treating people who are generally curious like shit?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Shaka Khan on February 11, 2013, 10:37:12 PM
:rofl
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 11, 2013, 10:37:40 PM
i just eat burger patties on a plate with veggies. If you want to eat with your hands, go for it i say. A bit of mess never killed anyone
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 11, 2013, 10:38:04 PM
BENCH TWO PLATES OR GTFO
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on February 11, 2013, 10:39:50 PM
can we please just close this thread and make a new one so that when someone says "read the thread" we dont have to read 4 years old data of 900 posts that is mostly wrong now
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: TakingBackSunday on February 11, 2013, 10:41:38 PM
Goddamn, you know what, fuck it.

I can't say a simple thing on this board without someone making some shitty snarky remark. If we're talking about what's wrong with burger buns, clearly not being as knowledgeable as others in regards to this diet are the problem and not just the harmless questions about burger buns.  I say people who don't help these people are idiots.  But noooo, someone has to twist it.  Every single post.  Fuck this board, I'm out.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on February 11, 2013, 10:42:08 PM
i didnt twist it i gave you what I thought was a correct answer  ???
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Shaka Khan on February 11, 2013, 10:42:46 PM
Goddamn, you know what, fuck it.

I can't say a simple thing on this board without someone making some shitty snarky remark. If we're talking about what's wrong with burger buns, clearly not being as knowledgeable as others in regards to this diet are the problem and not just the harmless questions about burger buns.  I say people who don't help these people are idiots.  But noooo, someone has to twist it.  Every single post.  Fuck this board, I'm out.

This better be a himu parody or imma fuck you.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on February 11, 2013, 10:43:39 PM
It would be less wrong if you'd stop posting, Methodis.

maybe u meatheads should make a new thread so your buns can be satiated with each others pickles and lettuce weight losers discuss stuff that works for us perhaps tomato ????
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2010 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on February 11, 2013, 10:44:39 PM
I think I need to start a big .txt file of all this shit I should just re-post in these threads rather than typing it all out again.

Anyway, I like to make fruit salads with yoghurt, and some nuts to boost the fat yet more. I'm still searching for some way to sensibly add more protein to that.

(i know, i should just jizz in the yoghurt, no-one would even notice. it's tiring though)


I went thorugh the thread and this is from like page 3 of this massive thread, cormac has been going in circles for neigh on 5 years now for us all. what a good lad

e; i wonder if he jizzed in the yogurt
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on February 11, 2013, 10:44:53 PM
One day we're gonna find biz and bn hatefucking each other behind some dumpster
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on February 11, 2013, 10:50:39 PM
In other news, Kiefer makes me feel bad for not drinking coffee. I feel as though I'm not maximizing my FAT LOSSES by not partaking in this. Never had the taste for it.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: TakingBackSunday on February 11, 2013, 10:58:31 PM
From what I've read, coffee's negatives in regards to this lifestyle don't seem to be a huge issue if you consume it in moderation.  Too much apparently is linked to decreased insulin sensitivity so it could lead to weight gain, but I don't think a cup a day is going to ruin you.

Of course this is coming from an ignorant cuntpleb who doesn't deserve to freely discuss their observations and curiosities regarding such things, so, there's that
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Beezy on February 11, 2013, 10:59:06 PM
Goddamn, you know what, fuck it.

I can't say a simple thing on this board without someone making some shitty snarky remark. If we're talking about what's wrong with burger buns, clearly not being as knowledgeable as others in regards to this diet are the problem and not just the harmless questions about burger buns.  I say people who don't help these people are idiots.  But noooo, someone has to twist it.  Every single post.  Fuck this board, I'm out.

:rofl
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 11, 2013, 11:15:30 PM
From what I've read, coffee's negatives in regards to this lifestyle don't seem to be a huge issue if you consume it in moderation.  Too much apparently is linked to decreased insulin sensitivity so it could lead to weight gain, but I don't think a cup a day is going to ruin you.

Of course this is coming from an ignorant cuntpleb who doesn't deserve to freely discuss their observations and curiosities regarding such things, so, there's that

Kiefer is vehemently pro-coffee for various reasons but mostly the appetite-curbing effects. Then again he chews nicotine gum. I am with him on the coffee.

been a loooooooong-ass time since i made fruit salads btw :lol

I wonder if people even remember the long-ass Fitness thread WE HAD BEFORE THIS ONE where i ranted about all the same stuff
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: TakingBackSunday on February 11, 2013, 11:22:52 PM
Bummer about fruits.  I guess them tasting like candy should be your biggest warning flag  :'(

But I'll have an apple for breakfast if I'm pressed for time, like on M/W/F when I have to be at class at 7 am and fucking hell if I'm waking up at 5 for make time.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 11, 2013, 11:24:13 PM
i don't have breakfast either so there's that. Seems pointless if you're only going to have fruit especially. Why not just keep burning fat
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: TakingBackSunday on February 11, 2013, 11:26:04 PM
I usually do that, honestly, but I do feel that having at least something in me before I start my day just generally makes me feel better.  If I don't, cut to like two or so hours into my day at work and I'm bent over on my desk about to eat a pencil because I'm so hungry.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 11, 2013, 11:28:43 PM
that'll all change if/when you get off the blood sugar seesaw

People traditionally did not just fucking cease to function after a couple hours of inactivity
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: TakingBackSunday on February 12, 2013, 12:19:03 AM
yeah, hopefully!  I've already been in better moods with more energy these last two weeks, so there's that.

I do miss beer though.  Gonna have to start drinking wine I guess.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Groogrux on February 12, 2013, 01:13:59 AM
As of today, I've lost 26 lbs since starting CNS on 1/2/13.  It's not as much as I had hoped it would be, but I've had a bad week.  I didn't sleep well, I didn't exercise at all, and I didn't eat very well (even though I stayed under 30g carbs per day).
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 12, 2013, 01:36:00 AM
That's as much weight as I have ever lost, cumulatively, from my peak as a desk-riding fattie to right now. Pretty sick progress IMHO
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Eric P on February 12, 2013, 06:36:39 AM
What's the matter with gluten free stuff?  I almost picked up some gluten-free bread at the store tonight but I was already wallet-deep in steaks, eggs, and veggies.  Plus the premise sounds disgusting anyway.

Also, what are some of the alternatives for burgers?  I made a pretty bitching turkey burger a half hour ago but I know bread shouldn't be consumed very frequently.

I do quite enjoy this diet so far.  It combines pretty much everything I love...while getting rid of some other stuff I love but eh fuck it.

Tomorrow's dinner is gonna be some steak and brocoli.  Mmmm.

most gluten free stuff is just more processed foods.  a lot of us feel you should focus on whole foods rather than processed foods.

the alternative to burgers is burgers.  burgers are typically ok, but make go for grass fed if you can.  Bison is pasture raised and is not much more expensive.

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Dickie Dee on February 12, 2013, 07:15:09 AM
As of today, I've lost 26 lbs since starting CNS on 1/2/13.  It's not as much as I had hoped it would be, but I've had a bad week.  I didn't sleep well, I didn't exercise at all, and I didn't eat very well (even though I stayed under 30g carbs per day).

I wish I weighed myself on a reliable scale. I think I started on basically the same day you did. I didn't end up weighing myself until almost two weeks in.

Best guess is that I'm down ~20+ lbs.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on February 12, 2013, 07:18:06 AM
26 pounds in one month is fantastic.  Keep it up
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 12, 2013, 07:21:30 AM
that's pretty bitchin', good job
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 12, 2013, 07:24:38 AM
so are you two guys going insane from the 30g of carbs / day limit or what? how long do you plan on running this thing?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Groogrux on February 12, 2013, 07:34:23 AM
Honestly, it only bothers me every now and then.  I get jealous of my kid being able to get up and eat Fruity Pebbles in the morning sometimes.  But the only time I really feel like it's getting to me is the day right after the Carb Nite.  It's like being addicted, and just wanting to go back for more.  It passes soon after though.

As far as how long I'm going to do it?  The plan is to go the full 6 months and then take a break for a month.  I'll go back to the Primal Blueprint in my off-time, and reevaluate after that.  I just don't think that one cycle is going to be enough to make a big difference, but I also don't want to deprive my body from getting enough of the veggies, fruits, and SOME carbs that it needs.

However, if I feel that I've progressed enough -a little under- five months from now, I might consider going to CBL when I come back and giving that a shot.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Dickie Dee on February 12, 2013, 07:59:23 AM
I was seriously not adjusting well to the 30g/day. I think I'm somewhat slowly adjusting but talk of seeing an eventually overall energy boost from this diet seems wishful thinking at this point.

I've had a cold/flu this past week and think I've been eating more (still low carb and well below 100g but couldn't give you an exact count) - didn't see any big rebound of waterweight or anything, not that I trust my bathroom scale.

Long term...

Dunno if I mentioned I'm also Type 1 Diabetic.  I'd like to switch full-time to something like this:

http://www.amazon.com/Dr-Bernsteins-Diabetes-Solution-Achieving/dp/B0054U581W (http://www.amazon.com/Dr-Bernsteins-Diabetes-Solution-Achieving/dp/B0054U581W)

Essentially staying 30g/day to achieve extremely tight control. Don't know how realistic it is. I'll likely go 50-70g/day (or whatever's considered moderate LC).
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 12, 2013, 08:16:29 AM
I hear these miracle Type 2 diabetes cure stories from Paleo/low carb people which I am skeptical about but I think making the condition more manageable is a reasonable/worthwhile goal. Type 1 is a whole different ball of wax, as I found out from many discussions with a friend of mine who wants to go Paleo but is scared to death because of his Type 1. I assume you measure your blood sugar regularly? How does it respond to the carb nites?

http://www.marksdailyapple.com/type-1-diabetes-paleo-primal/
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 12, 2013, 08:22:43 AM
Also interested in how you respond to gluten. A disproportionate number of Type 1s are celiac and cutting out gluten seems to improve Type 1. If so, your carbs should be as gluten-free as possible (which goes for everybody really, including myself...). Sorry if I forgot the details but I recall you suffering pretty badly on the first carb nite?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Dickie Dee on February 12, 2013, 08:50:49 AM
I got tested for Celiac once (at least I got bloodwork done for the antibodies and I think nothing showed up - don't know if that's all there is to it). AFAIK Type 1's are disproportionally Celiac not so much due to a sensitivity to gluten as it relates to carbs (roughly speaking in Diabetes terms other than glycemic index a carb is a carb) but it's an auto-immune disease and people with T1 are much more prone to other autoimmune diseases.

On my carb nite's I mostly break out in sweats and my heart races for a while. Can't quite take anything away from it yet, if the point of carb nite is to throw a wrench into your bodies adjustment to LC - maybe it's just what that feels like.

I've only read the blurbs on Dr. Bernstein's book and his blood sugar targets may be too militant but his general point is spot on. I also agree that the ADA's recommendation of a high-carb/low-fat diet is INSANITY.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Groogrux on February 12, 2013, 08:57:55 AM
On my carb nite's I mostly break out in sweats and my heart races for a while. Can't quite take anything away from it yet, if the point of carb nite is to throw a wrench into your bodies adjustment to LC - maybe it's just what that feels like.

This is normal for most.  I usually just feel really warm on that night.  I don't know about the heart racing part, but I've never taken my pulse on carb nite.  I'm usually just sitting in a chair, trying to recover from what I've just done to my body.  :lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Eric P on February 12, 2013, 09:06:55 AM
i just did my first carb nite on Sunday and I actually hard trouble sleeping because my heart was racing a bit and I didn't even go crazy on the carbs.  I couldn't do 300.  I just....couldn't.

i'm generally fairly low carb to there was no transition period for me, just 10 days of feeling normal.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 12, 2013, 09:08:20 AM
The sweats are a good sign - inefficient use of calories is what you want. Heart racing doesn't sound great though.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Dickie Dee on February 12, 2013, 09:09:49 AM
Oh yeah, I get really hot too. I usually like keeping a fan on me at home, even in winter - on carb nite I crank it to high

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Dickie Dee on February 12, 2013, 09:29:35 AM
I assume you measure your blood sugar regularly? How does it respond to the carb nites?

They go wild, as somewhat expected. My control hasn't been great the past few years (variety of shitty reasons) so 1 shitty day out of 7 is better than 5-6 shitty days out of 7 as before.

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Eric P on February 12, 2013, 09:41:17 AM
Heart racing doesn't sound great though.

yeah it was unusual.  i'm not talking "on speed" style here, just a bit more elevated than normal.

also Keifer loves his caffeine.  I don't think I can drink that much as late as he advocate without staying up until 3 am.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 12, 2013, 09:44:58 AM
Poof
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 12, 2013, 09:46:17 AM
Though you only really need coffee prior to food and PWO on CBL I think
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Eric P on February 12, 2013, 09:46:32 AM
it took me a second to realize you were calling me gay
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on February 12, 2013, 10:28:04 AM
congrats everybody :)

if you can't do 30g I tried tos hoot for 50g a day for the past year and its made me lose alot of lbs.  granted I didn't have a "once a week" carb nite, I would usually have a once a week cheat day and I would still lose weight. so if you can't deal with 30g you can always try the 50g think. I just made sure to cut out all grains period no if ands or buts except for recently coconut flour and those josephs tortillas/pitas I found.

today should be my second carb nite but because im a idiot and didn't plan this out im pushing it to saturday so i can have my carb nites every saturday :bow
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: TakingBackSunday on February 12, 2013, 02:05:39 PM
it took me a second to realize you were calling me gay

this made me chuckle in the office
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: TakingBackSunday on February 12, 2013, 02:35:09 PM
the shits of this thing, my god, the shits
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Groogrux on February 12, 2013, 04:08:24 PM
I don't know if anybody else follows the DangerouslyHardcore.com posts or have memberships on the forum, but I'm starting to get the feeling that this whole thing is falling apart.

Kiefer has been surprisingly quiet, isn't finishing series (I really wanted to hear what he had to say about creatine), and keeps eluding to bigger and better things, but doesn't deliver.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on February 12, 2013, 05:04:50 PM
that forum reads weird to me theres like forums all over the palce and im not sure which one to read. sucks he went missing tho
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on February 13, 2013, 12:13:30 PM
just gunan do my 2nd carb nite tonight. gunna change it up alot with some more "dirtier" carbs and less shit. so no pizza and valentines candy instead fruity pebbles and chinese food :drool
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 14, 2013, 07:45:44 PM
surprise, you can't have everything at once
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Boogie on February 14, 2013, 08:37:11 PM
Oh yeah?  Tell that to The Fuckin' Business.  :punch
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 14, 2013, 08:38:02 PM
if you are ULC, eventually you will burn through stored glycogen, meaning workouts that employ the glycolytic pathway will suffer. Biz is still human as far as we know
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on February 14, 2013, 08:50:14 PM
HIIT destroys your stored glycogen. To the point where Kiefer suggests HIIT if you want to cut down the preliminary low carb diet before carb back loading.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on February 14, 2013, 09:05:45 PM
does anyone know if a a glass of red wine is part of "alcohol" on CN or is it like paleo where it's acceptable just as long as you don't go overboard or should I  "plan to not lose any weight this week" like CN book says  :-\
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 14, 2013, 09:09:57 PM
look at the label on the bottle

do you see the word 'alcohol'

there you go
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on February 14, 2013, 09:12:41 PM
ya but I wasn't sure if carbnite included wine cuz im p sure it didnt say in the book and only mentioned liquors oh well

e; dangerouslyhardcore forums said wine is ok :bow based kiefer god :bow
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 14, 2013, 09:14:32 PM
it's not like anybody's view of your intelligence was diminished in any way by that question, i mean why not just fire away at this point
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on February 14, 2013, 09:14:56 PM
i love you carmac if you werent married i'd force you on me
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Groogrux on February 16, 2013, 08:50:47 AM
New Shockwave Protocol is finally up!  It's in the form of an app on iPods, iPhones, and iPads.  It costs $9.99 because it's partnered with GainFitness, but IT'S FUCKING WORTH IT.  I tried it out yesterday and I loved it.

http://is.gd/p1EKHb (http://is.gd/p1EKHb)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Squiddy on February 19, 2013, 05:57:15 AM
I'm doing three days of heavy weight lifting a week, in addition to two days of HIIT.
Low-carb is not a very good idea in my case, is it?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 19, 2013, 06:21:32 AM
Are you fat
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Squiddy on February 19, 2013, 06:29:55 AM
Are you fat
Nah.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 19, 2013, 06:45:47 AM
well then
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Squiddy on February 19, 2013, 08:08:19 AM
That's what I thought then.
Low carbers can be pretty convincing at time, but every bodybuilding site I've seen stresses the importance of carbs as fat alone won't work as fuel for your muscles.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on February 19, 2013, 08:21:34 AM
HIIT is not fun when doing low carb. 

I started adding coffee with coconut oil to my preworkout/morning fast.  It definitely helps keep the lethargy off.  I've also started working out about 5 hours after I wake up instead of immediately after.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: TakingBackSunday on February 19, 2013, 12:23:05 PM
do you mean coconut milk?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Himu on February 19, 2013, 01:08:22 PM
Yesterday for breakfast:

Perfect bacon four egg omelet with suateed onions, and green peppers with two strips of bacon.

(http://i.imgur.com/NlALDlm.jpg?1)

Today for breakfast: fried egg inside avocado:

(http://i.imgur.com/oGV9XaL.jpg?1)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on February 19, 2013, 01:13:09 PM
do you mean coconut milk?
Nope.  Coconut oil
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Beezy on February 19, 2013, 01:22:55 PM
If that banana wasn't for breakfast, then what was it for Himu? :shaq
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Himu on February 19, 2013, 01:36:24 PM
:shh
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Squiddy on February 19, 2013, 03:24:48 PM
do you mean coconut milk?
I see you haven't met the paleo crowd yet.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: TakingBackSunday on February 19, 2013, 03:26:54 PM
I have, many times.  but I didn't ever even think of putting oil in coffee.  sounds odd but probably tastes just fine.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on February 19, 2013, 03:46:40 PM
coconut oil isn't really oil oil.

just buy some of this stuff and put it in a black cup of coffee, you will never go back

http://www.torani.com/#/products/search/all/sugarfree
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Himu on February 19, 2013, 03:52:51 PM
I should eat avocadeo for breakfast most often. Ate just one of those and have been full all day. Ate some celery for lunch. The paleo diet continues! :punch PALEO TUNA SALAD FOR DINNER TONIGHT! :punch

Worried the balsamic vinegar and dill recipe I'm thinking won't taste as good as traditional tuna salad without the mayo.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on February 19, 2013, 03:53:50 PM
coconut oil isn't anything crazy in coffee.  It's already in a lot of pre packaged creamers (Coffee-Mate for example).
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Fifstar on February 19, 2013, 04:40:49 PM
I should eat avocadeo for breakfast most often. Ate just one of those and have been full all day. Ate some celery for lunch. The paleo diet continues! :punch PALEO TUNA SALAD FOR DINNER TONIGHT! :punch

Worried the balsamic vinegar and dill recipe I'm thinking won't taste as good as traditional tuna salad without the mayo.

I like to make scrambled eggs and mix those just before I put the pan of the stove with avocado, tomatoes and some balsamico. Super delicious and a pretty complete meal, has been my go to breakfast for a while now.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Groogrux on February 19, 2013, 05:24:44 PM
I should eat avocadeo for breakfast most often. Ate just one of those and have been full all day. Ate some celery for lunch. The paleo diet continues! :punch PALEO TUNA SALAD FOR DINNER TONIGHT! :punch

Worried the balsamic vinegar and dill recipe I'm thinking won't taste as good as traditional tuna salad without the mayo.

If you want mayo, I'm pretty sure Mark's Daily Apple had a recipe for homemade paleo mayonaise that looked pretty good.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Fifstar on February 19, 2013, 05:49:42 PM
WHat kind of recipe is it? I've done self made mayo with olive oil before and while it turned out alright, it had too much own olive flavor and not the typical supportive taste of normal mayo.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 19, 2013, 05:49:49 PM
coconut milk is mostly coconut oil anyway. I use that over oil because it's more readily available here.

Mayo is easy to do with olive oil...haven't tried any other varieties. Olive oil tastes pretty strongly and will come out green-colored but it's fine. It's still not something you should be eating regularly if you are upwards of 250lbs though, like nuts or flaxseed pizza or whatever else packs a ton of calories in a compact, tasty form
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 19, 2013, 05:50:41 PM
Fifstar - Macadamia oil doesn't have the strong taste of olive oil but it is pretty expensive.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Squiddy on February 20, 2013, 11:08:30 AM
Making mayo is some seriously complicated shiz.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Eric P on February 20, 2013, 11:52:07 AM
http://www.nytimes.com/2013/02/24/magazine/the-extraordinary-science-of-junk-food.html

i've already read about food scientists so this doesn't really come as a surprise to me, but the depth of reporting for this is good
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Himu on February 20, 2013, 03:32:40 PM
Ended up making this

http://paleodish.com/2011/08/16/zingy-tuna-salad/

(http://www.the-coli.com/images/smilies/ooh.png) (http://www.the-coli.com/images/smilies/krs.png)

Not bad (http://www.the-coli.com/images/smilies/ehh.png) (http://www.the-coli.com/images/smilies/obama.png)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on February 20, 2013, 03:35:04 PM
disgusting.


3rd carb nite is supposed to be tonight but pushing it to friday prob. :bow last one went well; I barely gained any water weight the next day :bow.

not sure what to eat other than fruity pebbles but hey its what i luv. i wish granola was made out of rice tho :(
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Himu on February 20, 2013, 03:36:49 PM
disgusting.


(http://www.the-coli.com/images/smilies/shaq2.png)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Groogrux on February 20, 2013, 03:48:30 PM
Yeah, my Carb Nite is friday again, and I'm not sure what to do about it.

Where I was in the hospital yesterday, the PA told me I was fine to continue my diet, but to eat some all around healthy foods yesterday to get my metabolism back up.  Needless to say, I think I went well over the 30g cap.

I think I'll still go ahead and have the CN, but I'll just be extra careful on carb consumption over the next few days.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on February 20, 2013, 03:50:26 PM
How many carbs a day do you usually get? I've been hanging between 14-29 lol.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Groogrux on February 20, 2013, 08:09:29 PM
Anywhere from 6-20g a day usually.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on February 20, 2013, 10:53:03 PM
damn nice. i've been trying to cut down to that small but i find it hard.

i also need to stop drinking  :-\
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: TakingBackSunday on February 21, 2013, 08:22:35 PM
If you really must have alcohol, switch over to wine for a few weeks and see how you like it.  I've been buying red wine for the last few weeks and I've been off beer completely since then.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 21, 2013, 08:26:01 PM
hark at the voice of experience lads

two whole weeks
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on February 21, 2013, 08:27:44 PM
If you really must have alcohol, switch over to wine for a few weeks and see how you like it.  I've been buying red wine for the last few weeks and I've been off beer completely since then.

i party with real dude bros who get offended if im drinking water, luckily theyre too dumb to notice my water with lime isn' really vodka and lime so I can usually get off fine at a bar but when we're at their place playing bei ru it sux. going to try wine next time tho ty :)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on February 21, 2013, 09:20:55 PM
Dat peer pressure (and shitty friends).
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: TakingBackSunday on February 21, 2013, 09:27:33 PM
hark at the voice of experience lads

two whole weeks

 :nuhuh :nuhuh :nuhuh

I'm just repeating what I read!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Groogrux on February 21, 2013, 11:34:18 PM
NOBODY TALKS TO THE FÜHRER LIKE THAT!  YOU APOLOGIZE!

NOW!

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Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Beezy on February 21, 2013, 11:35:55 PM
hark at the voice of experience lads

two whole weeks

 :nuhuh :nuhuh :nuhuh

I'm just repeating what I read!

...you raise four voice at Cormac? SIT YOUR UPPITY ASS DOWN!!!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 21, 2013, 11:37:22 PM
listen i'm not saying you should all dogpile on Brand New but i hear he tastes like bacon
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Groogrux on February 21, 2013, 11:39:38 PM
Did he upset you, mein führer? 

I'll eat his heart with a spoon!  I've not had bacon in two whole days and you know what it's doing to me!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 21, 2013, 11:46:04 PM
i can't see that doing you any good whatsoever tbf
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Groogrux on February 21, 2013, 11:48:42 PM
So you're saying...

I should get a fork and knife?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 21, 2013, 11:56:24 PM
let it be so
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Groogrux on February 22, 2013, 12:10:16 AM
hark at the voice of experience lads

two whole weeks

 :nuhuh :nuhuh :nuhuh

I'm just repeating what I read!

You watch yourself, pal.  I've been given the green light.

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Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on February 22, 2013, 12:11:33 AM
THIRD CARB NITE DONE AND DUSTED  :munch

this time i had whoopie pies, chocolate milk and fruity pebbles :bow

hoping not to wake up bloated and water weighted again :bow

cool diets that let you eat what you want once a week for 8 hours :bow

mein fuhrer cormac :bow
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on February 22, 2013, 02:23:56 AM
Methodis, you getting into better shape though?

all I hear you talk about is eating
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Squiddy on February 22, 2013, 04:16:50 AM
Methodis, you getting into better shape though?

all I hear you talk about is eating

Some people interpret "Diet is essential" as "Fuck exercise".
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on February 22, 2013, 01:54:45 PM
yes, i've lost up to 160 pounds so far spoiler I lied about my initial weight , i exercise also but I know what works for me so I don't need to ask much other than of cormac what he reccomends (the kettlebell is excellent)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on February 22, 2013, 02:03:28 PM
oh god, I've got my perfect salad...

Spinach
Green peppers
Red peppers
Jalapenos
shredded carrot
sesame seeds
1/4 cup of feta cheese
1 tbsp red wine vinegar
1 tbsp olive oil
ground black pepper

oh my god.  i've never cared for salads before. but i've been eating this for the last two weeks with my lunch and holy crap it's amazing. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Groogrux on February 22, 2013, 02:12:53 PM
That sounds delicious.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Dickie Dee on February 22, 2013, 08:55:17 PM
Can't wait to try this

http://www.amateurgourmet.com/2008/11/the_best_brocco.html (http://www.amateurgourmet.com/2008/11/the_best_brocco.html)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 22, 2013, 09:33:38 PM
I usually pre-cook broccoli and then throw it in the oven in the same baking tray as my bacon to let it soak up some bacon fat and crisp a little. Garlic, lemon etc only improves it

Broccoli soup is pretty awesome as well, been making it a lot recently
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Dickie Dee on February 22, 2013, 09:49:37 PM
Gordon Ramsey's recipe?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: TakingBackSunday on February 22, 2013, 09:55:13 PM
had a delicious split pea soup today for lunch

yum
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Groogrux on February 22, 2013, 09:56:46 PM
Carb Nite in progress right now. 

I could throw up. 

It's awesome. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on February 24, 2013, 05:14:50 PM
Just ate a 16 oz grass fed ribeye

Life is good
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: ToxicAdam on February 24, 2013, 09:43:02 PM
This has turned into a foodie thread.


I've been micro loading with my OHP to keep pushing more weight. Got up 163 today for 2 today.


Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on February 25, 2013, 12:06:10 AM
My weight has been fluctuating between 185 and 182 but no steady decrease. I'm sitting at 180 now though which is the lowest I've been since weighing myself a month ago at 185. I'm visibly slimming down and becoming muscular. I'll probably cut back a little on the amount I load on a backload and see where that takes me but as I stand physically a month and two weeks in I'm definitely looking way more fit.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Shaka Khan on February 25, 2013, 05:40:57 PM
Thoughts on quinoa? Are they worth consuming as everyone keeps saying or it mostly (all) BS?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 25, 2013, 06:20:12 PM
Mark Sisson has some good articles about it. I have never even seen quinoa so not a decision i've ever had to make but I'd disinclined to try it anyway. Seems like it has similar anti-nutrient properties to other grains
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Squiddy on February 25, 2013, 07:15:19 PM
Quinoa is good stuff.
Anti-nutrients is pseudo-scientific bullshit.

Next we'll be discussing the finer points of inflammatory food agent-theory.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 25, 2013, 07:30:00 PM
Eat some corn, look at your shit, then tell me that anti-nutrients are pseudo-scientific bullshit again
Title: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Shaka Khan on February 25, 2013, 08:03:17 PM
Thanks for suggesting Mark Sissor's articles. I found some quality info.

One final question regarding diet alterations (that I'm sure will piss you off): how down are you on protein bars? I've been increasingly consuming them over the last couple of weeks, usually one with my morning coffee mostly for its convenience. The ones I pick up are store bought, 180 cals, 20g of protein, 2g of sugar, and 15g of carbs. I haven't looked too much into them to recognize fine prints, but I'm sure you did and I'm willing to listen.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on February 25, 2013, 08:05:35 PM
i always hear good reviews for quest bars
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 25, 2013, 08:23:35 PM
Thanks for suggesting Mark Sissor's articles. I found some quality info.

One final question regarding diet alterations (that I'm sure will piss you off): how down are you on protein bars? I've been increasingly consuming them over the last couple of weeks, usually one with my morning coffee mostly for its convenience. The ones I pick up are store bought, 180 cals, 20g of protein, 2g of sugar, and 15g of carbs. I haven't looked too much into them to recognize fine prints, but I'm sure you did and I'm willing to listen.

half protein, half carbs, hmm. Do you pour sugar on your bacon too? Not sure what kind of diet plan that fits into - neither high protein or high carb? Is it really so hard to make a goddamn omelette?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Shaka Khan on February 25, 2013, 08:27:45 PM
Sometimes, when you're always running late for classes. :gloomy
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Eric P on February 25, 2013, 08:36:24 PM
Do you pour sugar on your bacon too?

candied bacon

 :drool
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Flannel Boy on February 25, 2013, 08:40:32 PM
yes, i've lost up to 160 pounds so far
Uh, Methodis, towel rack.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 25, 2013, 08:44:29 PM
Sometimes, when you're always running late for classes. :gloomy

i really doubt that amount of food with no fat is going to do anything other than make you hungrier later. Put some butter or coconut oil/milk in your coffee and see how that goes (or even heavy cream if you're a pussy)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: TakingBackSunday on February 25, 2013, 08:46:01 PM
If you don't have time to make an omelette in the morning, just don't eat anything until later
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 25, 2013, 08:51:14 PM
i rarely eat anything 'til 1-2pm, saves so much time it's unreal. I cook basically everything I eat so saving time is important. If you don't have time to cook or eat in the morning, eat a bigger dinner. I'm sorry if this is too much planning or too inconvenient but it's hard to recommend these protein bars under any circumstances. If the protein in 'em is from whey anyway (and why would they use a more expensive source...), why not just have a whey protein shake in the morning and add some fat to it? Then you have no carbs to screw up your fat-burning.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: TakingBackSunday on February 25, 2013, 09:38:51 PM
yup I've been avoiding breakfast the last few weeks...well not avoiding, so much as just not really hungry in the morning.  Around 2, I eat a big ol' salad
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on February 25, 2013, 09:40:39 PM
I probably misunderstood but is the time from when you've eaten your last meal, sleep and then fasting till noon putting in a state where muscle tissue will be broken down? I've been really strict about getting something in my stomach when I've hit the 13 hour mark without food (basically shifted breakfast forward three hours).
Title: Re: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Shaka Khan on February 25, 2013, 09:45:23 PM
i really doubt that amount of food with no fat is going to do anything other than make you hungrier later. Put some butter or coconut oil/milk in your coffee and see how that goes (or even heavy cream if you're a pussy)

 
I'm sorry if this is too much planning or too inconvenient but it's hard to recommend these protein bars under any circumstances. If the protein in 'em is from whey anyway (and why would they use a more expensive source...), why not just have a whey protein shake in the morning and add some fat to it? Then you have no carbs to screw up your fat-burning.

Makes sense, thanks!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 25, 2013, 09:53:12 PM
I probably misunderstood but is the time from when you've eaten your last meal, sleep and then fasting till noon putting in a state where muscle tissue will be broken down? I've been really strict about getting something in my stomach when I've hit the 13 hour mark without food (basically shifted breakfast forward three hours).

Well, I don't think it's a binary state but yeah. It sort of depends how manic you are about losing muscle mass. If you are Kiefer and losing even a gram means massive loss of self-respect/inability to set foot in the gym without being ridiculed by homeboys or whatever, you don't want to go much longer than that. I find my appetite works pretty well though. If I get hungrier earlier, I eat earlier. We have different requirements, different inputs and different outputs every day, no matter how tightly we try to regulate them.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Himu on February 25, 2013, 10:06:24 PM
First may Thai lesson tomorrow.  :)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on February 25, 2013, 10:41:08 PM
yes, i've lost up to 160 pounds so far
Uh, Methodis, towel rack.

idgi
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 25, 2013, 10:47:48 PM
First may Thai lesson tomorrow.  :)

no, here is your first: Muay Thai
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 25, 2013, 10:48:15 PM
unless you are having like a cooking lesson with a girl called May Thai I guess
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Himu on February 25, 2013, 10:57:57 PM
Sorry. Smart phone. :(  :lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 25, 2013, 10:58:36 PM
:lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Himu on February 25, 2013, 11:15:59 PM
I don't want to join a gym unless it is crossfit. I will get into crossfit in a few months but I want to get more in shape so I don't walk into the crossfit gym looking pathetic. I still want tk do something in a social setting so I'm going with muay Thai. I'm more of a kung fu person, but I need a real physical martial art to help me achieve the body I want. That school also teaches karate, mma, and bjj.

I do worry about my body (mostly my knees) due to the training muay Thai requires but life is life.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on February 25, 2013, 11:16:56 PM
whyyy crossfit
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Himu on February 25, 2013, 11:20:31 PM
Crossfit looks more social than other gyms. The people there also push their bodies to their limits to achieve a physical peak. That is what I want. I'm sick of going to gyms where I run on a goddamn thing for 30 minutes and people aren't friendly and helpful and it doesnt feel like you grow with them as a group. Honestly don't get how people go to regular gyms. Shit is boring.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 25, 2013, 11:23:55 PM
Crossfit people are pretty cool and supportive in my experience. I keep hearing that the gyms have proliferated to the point where good, knowledgeable trainers (i.e. with a solid Crossfit and non-Crossfit background...) are thin on the ground though. You could try posting on the crossfit.com forums for recommendations for places in your area.

The problem is, it is a GRIND. So you will need a support group and to be highly motivated to stick with it.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Himu on February 25, 2013, 11:29:19 PM
Thank you cormac. There's a gym just a few miles away. I'll ask about them.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Dickie Dee on February 25, 2013, 11:29:57 PM
Anyone have any opinions on P90X?

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: ToxicAdam on February 25, 2013, 11:30:30 PM
I don't want to join a gym unless it is crossfit. I will get into crossfit in a few months but I want to get more in shape so I don't walk into the crossfit gym looking pathetic.

This is meant to be tough love, so don't take it the wrong way but this sentiment is procrastination distilled. It's bullshit.

You need to go do it tomorrow if funds permit. These arbitrary conditions you ar setting up are like a smoker saying he is going to quit after he smokes this last carton.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on February 25, 2013, 11:30:45 PM
my friends doing the hardcore P90x program andh e seems to enjoy it, so ya like cormac said if you stick with it then it'll be cool. gl
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Dickie Dee on February 25, 2013, 11:32:33 PM
I don't want to join a gym unless it is crossfit. I will get into crossfit in a few months but I want to get more in shape so I don't walk into the crossfit gym looking pathetic.

This is meant to be tough love, so don't take it the wrong way but this sentiment is procrastination distilled. It's bullshit.

Has anyone at any gym in all of history ever given a crap if someone showed up and was a bit out of shape?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Himu on February 25, 2013, 11:33:07 PM
I don't want to join a gym unless it is crossfit. I will get into crossfit in a few months but I want to get more in shape so I don't walk into the crossfit gym looking pathetic.

This is meant to be tough love, so don't take it the wrong way but this sentiment is procrastination distilled. It's bullshit.

You need to go do it tomorrow if funds permit. These arbitrary conditions you ar setting up are like a smoker saying he is going to quit after he smokes this last carton.

Well it's not really procrastination for me. I'm just embarrassed by my physicality and body. Beyond The reason given above i also avoid gyms because of it.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 25, 2013, 11:35:37 PM
Anyone have any opinions on P90X?


All I know is what I gleaned from watching people at my gym do it (i know they are doing P90x cause they bring in a Macbook and play the DVD :lol).

Based on that, it's a real mess of a program that takes forever to do, relies on a ton of volume and has no significant strength component. But it may be ok for you if you have no other program to follow and have friends that will do it with you (since any program is likely better than none). It's probably far too ambitious for beginners though, since the workouts are really long and too high in volume.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Himu on February 25, 2013, 11:36:02 PM
I don't want to join a gym unless it is crossfit. I will get into crossfit in a few months but I want to get more in shape so I don't walk into the crossfit gym looking pathetic.

This is meant to be tough love, so don't take it the wrong way but this sentiment is procrastination distilled. It's bullshit.

Has anyone at any gym in all of history ever given a crap if someone showed up and was a bit out of shape?

Having bad body image is common when you are fat.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 25, 2013, 11:36:16 PM
I don't want to join a gym unless it is crossfit. I will get into crossfit in a few months but I want to get more in shape so I don't walk into the crossfit gym looking pathetic.

This is meant to be tough love, so don't take it the wrong way but this sentiment is procrastination distilled. It's bullshit.

Has anyone at any gym in all of history ever given a crap if someone showed up and was a bit out of shape?

Everyone else secretly enjoys it
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: ToxicAdam on February 25, 2013, 11:37:17 PM
I don't want to join a gym unless it is crossfit. I will get into crossfit in a few months but I want to get more in shape so I don't walk into the crossfit gym looking pathetic.

This is meant to be tough love, so don't take it the wrong way but this sentiment is procrastination distilled. It's bullshit.

You need to go do it tomorrow if funds permit. These arbitrary conditions you ar setting up are like a smoker saying he is going to quit after he smokes this last carton.

Well it's not really procrastination for me. I'm just em arazsed by my physicality and body. I avoid gyms because of it.

But it is. You just have set up these parameters to buffer yourself from the guilt of not going.

Body dysmorphia doesn't just go away when you lose 10-20 lbs or whatever .. It's a continual battle for the rest of your life. Even when you are in great shape, you will still look in the mirror and only see the flaws.


Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on February 25, 2013, 11:39:22 PM
body dysmorphia is shit and it sucks waking up some days and feeling like you literally lost nothing even though you really know its not true and then you look in the mirror and youre just like " :-\"
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Shaka Khan on February 26, 2013, 03:01:55 AM
Cormac, do you have reservations against Mark Sisson that I should know of? Because I'm going through his articles and jotting notes as if they're a gospel.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 26, 2013, 03:14:45 AM
he's done about 1,000x as much research into this stuff as I have so it would be daft for me to say i have reservations. All these Paleo guys have slightly different methods, areas of interest and points of emphasis but they agree far more than they disagree. Sisson is keener on butter and dairy than most but that's not exactly heresy nowadays. I think his lifestyle stuff is fantastic.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Groogrux on February 26, 2013, 07:03:24 AM
Himu - If I can go to the gym, you can go to the gym.  I weigh over 350 lbs, my tits jiggle when I run, and my thighs rub together whenever I move.  There is ALWAYS somebody there that is going to be worse off than you.  I am not the fattest guy at my gym, but I'm definitely in the top 3.  EVERYBODY is worried about how they look, and if they weren't, they wouldn't be in a gym.

Mamacint - One of the original founders of P90X was Mark Sisson.  The man isn't keen on putting his name on things he doesn't think would work.  Granted, he's had some ideas in the past that weren't as successful as others, but he's a cautious man.  Also, when people ask him about P90X, he doesn't have bad things to say about it.  Like Cormac said, his lifestyle stuff is great and I've followed him for so long now that EVEN WHEN I'm not on one of his protocols, I still think back to them as a default when I don't know what else to do.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on February 26, 2013, 08:23:40 AM
I don't want to join a gym unless it is crossfit. I will get into crossfit in a few months but I want to get more in shape so I don't walk into the crossfit gym looking pathetic.

This is meant to be tough love, so don't take it the wrong way but this sentiment is procrastination distilled. It's bullshit.

You need to go do it tomorrow if funds permit. These arbitrary conditions you ar setting up are like a smoker saying he is going to quit after he smokes this last carton.

Well it's not really procrastination for me. I'm just em arazsed by my physicality and body. I avoid gyms because of it.

But it is. You just have set up these parameters to buffer yourself from the guilt of not going.

Body dysmorphia doesn't just go away when you lose 10-20 lbs or whatever .. It's a continual battle for the rest of your life. Even when you are in great shape, you will still look in the mirror and only see the flaws.

body dysmorphia is shit and it sucks waking up some days and feeling like you literally lost nothing even though you really know its not true and then you look in the mirror and youre just like " :-\"

This and this. 

Himu, you've seen how much I've lost but I am deadly serious when I say that I look in the mirror and see the same fat body as I did over a year ago.  Every once in a while I can see myself as decently thin, but most of the time I don't really see a change.  I have to compare pictures. 

You will probably not be comfortable with your body image for a long time.  Just join now.  No one really cares and you can start to get into the shape that you want sooner. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Himu on February 26, 2013, 10:13:25 AM
Okay. :(
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: TakingBackSunday on February 26, 2013, 11:35:47 AM
What my boss does and something I'm considering doing as soon as the funds permit is he goes to a gym that's pretty much open all day long.  Basically 5 am to 2 am.  So my boss goes in a few hours after work, at like 9 and works out without a lot of people being around to gawk at you.  It's kind of a self-conscious approach but it solves two of my pet peeves:

a) being around people
b) having to wake up super early to work out
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on February 26, 2013, 12:15:27 PM
How about ya grab ya dick, go to the gym at 5pm and not give a shit. No ones looking and if they are its because you're carne obese or a super sexy specimen
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on February 26, 2013, 12:18:30 PM
brand new ur attractive iw ould go gay for you why are you scared of the gym
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: TakingBackSunday on February 26, 2013, 12:33:56 PM
Well I often work from 12-9 or 10-7, and fuck waking up earlier than 8 in my current sleep schedule.

I really don't have any hesitations about going to a gym, I just haven't really put much effort into finding one to go to.  And actually, I can pretty much use vanderbilt's rec center for free since I diddled one of the managers there and she said I could use it anytime.  Might just do that.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on February 26, 2013, 12:42:13 PM
Aren't you in college also? Most colelges have gyms you can use
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: TakingBackSunday on February 26, 2013, 12:47:48 PM
Belmont has like one treadmill

the hipsters here don't work out
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on February 26, 2013, 02:37:05 PM
College gyms suck anyways. Bro chickenleg central.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: TakingBackSunday on February 26, 2013, 02:57:47 PM
band name acquired
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on February 26, 2013, 05:42:03 PM
I'm averaging about 5 lbs a week dropped since I figured out how to have a correct carb nite. Insane. I went from hating this diet to reccomending it now. Thanks again Cormac and Googrux :bow
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Beezy on February 26, 2013, 08:09:09 PM
When your family finishes eggs to bake cakes knowing that you're trying to avoid stuff like that and also knowing that you usually only eat eggs for breakfast. :fbm
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Himu on February 27, 2013, 10:11:40 AM
muay thai :merchant
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on February 27, 2013, 10:50:50 AM
more like

muay thai :dead2:
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Himu on February 27, 2013, 11:02:29 AM
naw, that's crossfit. saw their workout of the day yesterday. Going today.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Groogrux on February 27, 2013, 11:05:29 AM
I'm averaging about 5 lbs a week dropped since I figured out how to have a correct carb nite. Insane. I went from hating this diet to reccomending it now. Thanks again Cormac and Googrux :bow

Don't thank me.  I've apparently been doing it wrong!  LOL.  I posted in my member log the other day that I was worried that my progress had slowed, and one of the moderators asked me what I was eating.  When I posted my food log, we quickly discovered that I had my ratios backwards.  I'm supposed to be eating a 2:1 ratio of protein to fat.  I was eating that ratio 1:2...

I'm going to up the protein, cut the fat, and see if it sticks.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on February 27, 2013, 07:22:13 PM
Eh its still nice to read about things working out.

I guess i'll post some progress pics since my year anniversary is coming up.

No i'm not black, just half black. Not even a lie.

I'm up to 165 lbs lost as of today!

I did this half hazardly so I don't have any body shots from when I started; just know I was up to 445 lbs and im down to 290lbs now.

(http://i1305.photobucket.com/albums/s557/casiotonedinosaurs/comparison4_zpsc0a4981d.jpg)

the left is me from march last year, it's the only remaining photo I have of back then, sorry. on the right is just now and that 2xl shirt I have on is wayyy too big now. I went from like 5xl to 1xl in a year, awesome.

My pants didn't really change as much tho, I went from a 54 to I think is a 46 now. Thats the most dissapointing part so far. Oh well. Motivation for another year.

(http://i1305.photobucket.com/albums/s557/casiotonedinosaurs/comparison3_zps4cb6e8ef.jpg)

a beautiful picture of my liscence, I was even fatter than that if you cna believe it! on the right was like a month ago when I went out ot the bar.

This is the only pthoto full body of me when I was fat and this was when I was like 15 lol. On the right was a few days ago going out for the bar

(http://i1305.photobucket.com/albums/s557/casiotonedinosaurs/comparisonbody_zpsd9f432c4.jpg)


so now the real hard part begins; the get super swole part as I reach my first goal of 250. Once the winter snow is gone I can graduate from the kettlebell and what feels like a eternity of running / snow shoveling to weight lifting.

but i just wanna thank cormac eric p and everyone else for the help and inspiration :). It amazes me how easy it was to shed this 160 lbs, you just have to be dedicated and comfortable telling yourself no.


as mupepe said tho, body dismorphism is a fucking pain in the ass. like I look at these photos and I think I haven't lost anything, I know deep down thats not true as my clothes are 5 sizes smaller in some cases and theres numbers to back it up. But it just all feels the same ya know? o wells

thanks everyone :)

edit: oh yeah I dont have a camera other than my cheap webcam, sorry.

edit2: and yes cousin demi it did get bigger
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Himu on February 27, 2013, 07:37:20 PM
Methodis you are cute!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on February 27, 2013, 07:37:40 PM
ty bb  :-[
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on February 27, 2013, 07:51:38 PM
Fantastic progress methodis!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 27, 2013, 08:03:45 PM
it's gonna be hard to be nasty to Methodis after seeing those chubby little cheeks and that cheeky smile

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Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on February 27, 2013, 08:08:12 PM
 :-[ thank you both
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Boogie on February 27, 2013, 08:38:37 PM
"Half Black"  :lol

You're pastier than I am!  :rofl
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on February 27, 2013, 08:44:08 PM
its just the bad lighting this one shows the blackness on me better

(http://i1305.photobucket.com/albums/s557/casiotonedinosaurs/radphoto_zps6b7b97bf.jpg)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on February 27, 2013, 08:56:48 PM
thank you :)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Himu on February 28, 2013, 12:43:54 AM
I'm more of a kung fu person, but I need a real physical martial art to help me achieve the body I want. That school also teaches karate, mma, and bjj.

I do worry about my body (mostly my knees) due to the training muay Thai requires but life is life.
breh, all good martial arts schools have heavy conditioning exercises, unless you're going to a some form factory. For example here's a very small part of my kung fu school's basic conditioning set...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HT2sJtknMi0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Yr75_WwKAc

Woo! Impressed! Guess I have bad experience from Kung fu past. We just practiced forms. There's a shaolin school in downtown. I want to go there when I move midtown. The muay thai thing I'm just getting my feet wet. So we will have to see.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: TakingBackSunday on February 28, 2013, 12:44:20 AM
keep truckin' dude!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Himu on February 28, 2013, 12:47:22 AM
Houston! You're talking Kung fu? What schools of karate do you like? The school I'm going for muay has karate but apparently it is a mish mash of styles. Not sure bout that.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Himu on February 28, 2013, 01:07:26 AM
Tell me what's good
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Dickie Dee on February 28, 2013, 01:25:35 AM
:bow Methodis :bow2
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Shaka Khan on February 28, 2013, 02:19:59 AM
Whoa, Methodis, grats man. Amazing progress.

Just remember, I didn't hate you when hating you was cool, and I certainly don't hate you now. :smugbiden
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on February 28, 2013, 03:01:26 AM
forget the weight loss

how did you lose so much pigment? 

you could have made millions if Michael Jackson was still alive
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on February 28, 2013, 08:31:14 AM
:bow Methodis :bow2  Great job, man!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on February 28, 2013, 10:08:49 AM
ty everyone :) I dont hate n e one i dont blame n e one hate me for when i was a troll either

smooth groove i drank too much milk  :'(
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Groogrux on February 28, 2013, 10:33:40 AM
I have to say Methodis, I'm VERY proud of you man.  That's a huge amount of change and weight loss!

It gives me hope that I can get this weight off of myself.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on February 28, 2013, 10:37:05 AM
You can man, and if I recall correctly you're starting 100lbs lighter than I was, so you'll look 2x better than I was. Less then a year from now you'll be #swole. Thank you for the compliments tho :)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on February 28, 2013, 10:43:07 AM
So for the last 3 or 4 weeks I've been doing carb nite.  I've been looking to change my diet up for a while now that I'm switching more towards a recomp instead of weight loss.  So I bounced around a few things and even tried carb backloading (the proper way this time, Cormac :P).  Carb backloading came the closest to fitting the bill, but I felt shitty eating carbs every night.  I wasn't going completely dirty either.  It's not like I was eating cupcakes.  I was eating white rice, sweet potatoes, plantains, etc.  But I felt horrible doing it 5 times a week.  But I've been doing carb nite for the last month or so and now I'm getting compliments from people saying I'm looking even leaner.  A few guys at  the gym have told me that I'm looking "swole" (lol).  My lifts are skyrocketing (that might have to do with 5/3/1 as well which I'm also loving).  I have a ton of energy and I reserve feeling gross for only one night a week.  I fucking love it.  I've also dropped about 5 lbs in weight (all within the last week and a half) and I'm not even trying.  I keep adding more to what I eat everyday and I still keep losing fat.  I don't know how many calories since I stopped caring/counting, but it's a substantial amount more than what I was doing before and not losing any weight.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on February 28, 2013, 10:51:48 AM
How many carbs do you average on a non carb nite day if i may ask
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on February 28, 2013, 10:53:14 AM
How many carbs do you average on a non carb nite day if i may ask
The only carbs I consume are from veggies so I don't really count, but definitely less than 30 grams I'd imagine. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Groogrux on February 28, 2013, 11:23:32 AM
So, last year I walked a 3k charity event (it was supposed to be a 5k run, but cold weather got the best of it) and ran participated in a Tough Mudder in October.

This year, I'll be doing the 5k charity race again (although it's for muscular distrophy, and I don't think anyone will actually run in it), and the Tough Mudder in October.  I'm also thinking about doing a couple of other races/obstacle 5k's.

I know that Kiefer is hardcore against cardio, but how should I train for this and still keep in line with the CNS guidelines?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on February 28, 2013, 01:25:37 PM
So, last year I walked a 3k charity event (it was supposed to be a 5k run, but cold weather got the best of it) and ran participated in a Tough Mudder in October.

This year, I'll be doing the 5k charity race again (although it's for muscular distrophy, and I don't think anyone will actually run in it), and the Tough Mudder in October.  I'm also thinking about doing a couple of other races/obstacle 5k's.

I know that Kiefer is hardcore against cardio, but how should I train for this and still keep in line with the CNS guidelines?
You'll probably run into trouble either way IMO.  Carb restrictive diet + cardio is kinda hell.  I'm not saying you won't be able to do it, you probably just won't be feeling 100%.  If I were going to do it, I'd go for endurance and lower speed instead of high intensity. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: TakingBackSunday on February 28, 2013, 02:14:28 PM
Yeah cardio has been ugh the last few weeks.  It's a good ugh though
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Himu on February 28, 2013, 03:23:39 PM
Ben, I looked in baji quan after our discussion. It has a beautiful form.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1QGGQA2WTBI

Wonderful mix of soft and hard styles. Simply beautiful.

I will consult Bomani Magharibi and Al Waalee Muhammad. If they ask why I've grown a d cup and why I look so pretty all of a sudden, I will tell them I had testicular cancer.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 28, 2013, 06:42:09 PM
So, last year I walked a 3k charity event (it was supposed to be a 5k run, but cold weather got the best of it) and ran participated in a Tough Mudder in October.

This year, I'll be doing the 5k charity race again (although it's for muscular distrophy, and I don't think anyone will actually run in it), and the Tough Mudder in October.  I'm also thinking about doing a couple of other races/obstacle 5k's.

I know that Kiefer is hardcore against cardio, but how should I train for this and still keep in line with the CNS guidelines?

Simple - just have your Carb Nite the day before the race, or before the nights you train. Once a week should be fine for volume cardio, and doing HIIT on regular days will only hasten fat loss
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Oblivion on March 03, 2013, 09:38:10 PM
I'm planning on going back to this boxing gym that I tried out a few months ago, which I stopped cause work suddenly picked  up and i couldn't go anymore. Was curious, is 4 weeks of diligent weight lifting enough time to see noticeable improvement in muscle size, or is that too short?

Also, I'm very skinny with an extremely low body fat percentage.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Boogie on March 03, 2013, 09:53:43 PM
I'm planning on going back to this boxing gym that I tried out a few months ago, which I stopped cause work suddenly picked  up and i couldn't go anymore. Was curious, is 4 weeks of diligent weight lifting enough time to see noticeable improvement in muscle size, or is that too short?

Also, I'm very skinny with an extremely low body fat percentage.

I know that when I started taking lifting seriously just shy of 5 years ago, and got on a Starting Strength-esque routine, I noticed a huge difference over the course of about 3 months.  Gained over 10 lbs of muscle in that span.

4 weeks sounds a bit short to me tho, I dunno.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 03, 2013, 09:57:51 PM
I'm planning on going back to this boxing gym that I tried out a few months ago, which I stopped cause work suddenly picked  up and i couldn't go anymore. Was curious, is 4 weeks of diligent weight lifting enough time to see noticeable improvement in muscle size, or is that too short?

Also, I'm very skinny with an extremely low body fat percentage.

It might do, it might not depending on whether you eat or how your body responds but why not? At the very least, it'd make you stronger, which is important if you plan on punching people
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on March 05, 2013, 10:12:28 PM
I don't think you'll see that large of a mass jump if you're starting from a skinny template. As far as muscular striations go, you should be looking fairly bulgy come one month in pumping the muscle. Its one of the reasons why I'm jealous of the skinny mo'fos that constantly look cut up, purely for aesthetics.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on March 06, 2013, 01:03:49 AM
Anyone tried compound lifts with resistance bands?

http://www.westside-barbell.com/products/index.php?c=11&p=79

I just started doing it with my workout partner

We probably added around 80-10 lbs of resistance on the bench

With the bands, 3 reps around 160-185 were pretty hard for my partner who usually can do 295 for 3 reps pretty easily

I just stuck to 130-140

It felt kinda weird but not as dangerous as I expected, there was some pull but the bar is not flying back down to my chest
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: ToxicAdam on March 06, 2013, 01:45:55 PM
Does your alpha male instincts make you want to piss on the ground  and start snarling?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on March 07, 2013, 12:26:34 AM
that guy may be a douche but Westside Barbell is the real deal

they get crazy results
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 07, 2013, 12:51:36 AM
yeah, they have produced some of the strongest people on the planet, can't hate their methods. Although probably total overkill for most people
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on March 07, 2013, 01:11:51 AM
yeah, they have produced some of the strongest people on the planet, can't hate their methods. Although probably total overkill for most people


You think they juice though?

hard to believe a human being can get to 2000lb club naturally
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 07, 2013, 02:04:23 AM
oh sure

But that's a very complex issue and I have what you might call a progressive stance on it
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Yoritomo on March 07, 2013, 11:03:38 AM
The only real frustration with PEDs is individuals feeling bad cause they can't meet the same goals as those who are juicing.

That and idiotic advice.

Quote
This 10 week study took a group of 43 men of normal body weight between the ages of 19 and 40 who all had some degree of weight training experience. These men were then split up into 4 different groups:

Group 1 did NOT do any form of exercise, and did NOT receive any form of steroids or drugs. (Natural guys doing no weight training.)
Group 2 did NOT do any form of exercise, but they received weekly injections of 600 mg of testosterone enanthate. (Drug users doing no weight training.)
Group 3 DID exercise, but they did NOT receive any form of steroids or drugs. (Natural guys doing weight training.)
Group 4 DID exercise, and they also received weekly injections of 600 mg of testosterone enanthate. (Drug users doing weight training.)
All of their diets (calorie intake, protein intake, nutrient intake, etc.) were standardized according to each person’s body weight, recorded, verified and adjusted when needed. The 2 groups who WERE weight training (groups 3 and 4) followed the same supervised workouts each week.

Meaning, with the exception of the fact that some groups were or were not weight training, and some were or were not using drugs… everything else (diet and training) was equal and even.

The Results

Group 1 (no exercise, natural) experienced no significant changes. No surprise there.
Group 2 (no exercise, drug use) was able to build about 7 pounds of muscle. That’s not a typo. The group receiving testosterone injections and NOT working out at all gained 7 pounds of muscle.
Group 3 (exercise, natural) was able to build about 4 pounds of muscle.
Group 4 (exercise, drug use) was able to build about 13 pounds of muscle.

So the issue is that someone juicing can literally go to the gym and pound their head against the wall and gain more mass than someone training naturally.

Personally I see no problem with it, but hiding it and selling yourself as something you're not can be a social and competitive problem. Unless you're specifically competing then you should never compare you or your progress to others. Your only competition is the iron. That fucker is going to leave the floor and every month more of it is going to leave the floor.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on March 07, 2013, 01:41:00 PM
The only real frustration with PEDs is individuals feeling bad cause they can't meet the same goals as those who are juicing.


Personally I see no problem with it, but hiding it and selling yourself as something you're not can be a social and competitive problem. Unless you're specifically competing then you should never compare you or your progress to others. Your only competition is the iron. That fucker is going to leave the floor and every month more of it is going to leave the floor.
I don't think most people who used PED's sell themselves as something they're not.  The hiding that's caused by it is because of the legal issues and media/social misconceptions that have been associated with PED's.  I know people IRL and I spend some time on some steroid forums and none of them have any problem with admitting use to most people because they know it's not some magic potion and they still bust their ass to get where they are.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Yoritomo on March 07, 2013, 02:13:14 PM

I don't think most people who used PED's sell themselves as something they're not.  The hiding that's caused by it is because of the legal issues and media/social misconceptions that have been associated with PED's.  I know people IRL and I spend some time on some steroid forums and none of them have any problem with admitting use to most people because they know it's not some magic potion and they still bust their ass to get where they are.

It should be legal. The lying due to legal issues is the only problem I see socially. However based on that study it is a magic potion. Where they are is far and above where they would be if they had put the same amount of work in without the steroids.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on March 07, 2013, 05:37:35 PM
Does anyone here cycle? I'm going to the gym tomorrow and start cycling, when I was back home I just used my treadmill but I want to mix things up. And I would like to start biking in general so I figured it'd be a good start.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on March 07, 2013, 07:12:27 PM
I think steroids are ok as long as it is under the supervision of a doctor.  You know, blood work analysis and such.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 07, 2013, 07:23:16 PM
Good luck finding a doctor with any understanding of them, who isn't just going to recommend that you don't do them because that's the most insurable policy
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on March 07, 2013, 07:47:24 PM
Cormac, I haven't seen any reference to caloric intake on a CBL off-day. Right now I'm taking liberties with how low a carb intake I'm taking on an off-day so I can up my calories by a higher margin (basically by taking in milk and eating peanut butter). Any thoughts on this?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 07, 2013, 07:50:25 PM
I don't understand wtf you're doing, sorry

what does 'taking liberties' mean
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on March 07, 2013, 07:53:33 PM
Basically I've found that my calorie intake on off days due to not eating as much carbs nose dives. So my caloric intake is up and down based on if I've worked out that day or not. So in trying to put on muscle mass wouldn't consuming a lower amount of calories on an off-day be detrimental? Essentially the caloric dense stuff to eat are usually loaded with carbs.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 07, 2013, 08:15:08 PM
That's a major part of the protocol though. Do you not see the sense of calorie intake fluctuating according to activity?

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on March 07, 2013, 08:21:39 PM
That is true and I considered that. I guess I'm still dipping my toes in some regards. I've been managing the carbs correctly but I've been really observant of my caloric intake recently (which I just remembered CBL's beauty is not really having to count calories). I'll go with the flow with that then. Unfortunately googling it has a lot of people saying this and that, lots of dudes proclaiming that your baseline caloric intake for bulking should be maintained or something which is mind boggling since hitting 2.5K or more calories is very hard to hit without pulling in spare carbs and go beyond 30g.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 07, 2013, 08:24:36 PM
Do you really want to bulk or do you just want to eat more?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on March 07, 2013, 08:28:21 PM
Definitely bulk which is my main concern with maintaining my calories but I don't want to pack on more fat than I already have which is why I gravitated to CBL
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 07, 2013, 08:31:59 PM
The low-carb, low calorie days and mornings are what burn fat. If you eat more carbs and more calories, you will not burn as much fat, and the bulk you put on will have more fat. Ergo, if you are serious about keeping the fat off, YOU HAVE TO KEEP CARBS AND CALORIES DOWN.

It sounds like what you should really be doing is just more workout days and thus more backloads. If you're not at 5 days a week yet that is
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on March 07, 2013, 08:34:49 PM
That's the underlying issue then. Basically I workout with my father and whether we go in or not depends on if one of use wants to go in or not. He's been working later which has off days coming more often due to tiredness (still hitting up 4 days out of the 7 though at a minimum). They just haven't been successive.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 07, 2013, 08:38:51 PM
If you have any doubt about this, think what happened to you in the past when you tried to bulk hard without any calorie/carb restriction or cycling. You get fat so fast it's unreal, right? Heavy weights and unrestricted calories and carbs are a catastrophic combination for body fat accumulation, and it's really hard to rationalize just bulking with no regard to your BF unless you are going to enter a strongman competition or try out for sumo
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on March 07, 2013, 08:43:04 PM
Put the fear of fat in me. I'll have to respect the off-days more now. I'm still slimming, dropping weight even and looking even more muscular but I feel I could refine things even more.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 07, 2013, 08:43:57 PM
That's the underlying issue then. Basically I workout with my father and whether we go in or not depends on if one of use wants to go in or not. He's been working later which has off days coming more often due to tiredness (still hitting up 4 days out of the 7 though at a minimum). They just haven't been successive.

Off-days shouldn't matter much at all if 4 days a week are weights and backloads. Are you not seeing gains or something? What exactly is the problem
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 07, 2013, 08:45:23 PM
losing fat, looking more muscular - as long as you are also seeing gains in the gym I would take that as a validation of what you're doing and not fuck with it!

First rule of all this stuff should really be something like DO THE GODDAMN PROGRAM FOR AT LEAST 4-6 WEEKS BEFORE TINKERING
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 07, 2013, 08:47:36 PM
And you know why? It's because most people don't do the work to evaluate their progress properly, and thus have no idea whether it is working or not. Do you know your starting body fat percentage, and what it is now? What were you lifting before CBL, exactly? Do you even know your bodyweight exactly pre-CBL and now

Granted all this stuff is not necessary but when people DON'T know it, they start panicking and changing shit that is working for no real reason
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on March 07, 2013, 08:58:49 PM
Yeah I didn't really measure anything aside from jumping on a scale and seeing that fluctuate around a bit. Its been trending downwards though. Its all been visual which I know isn't that quick and accurate of an assessment. The whole calorie thing was just me tinkering, not due to not seeing results.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 07, 2013, 09:08:55 PM
Unless you do as much research as Kiefer, I wouldn't start tinkering with his program as long as you are seeing results. You need either a lot of research or a little faith :lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on March 07, 2013, 09:30:27 PM
Good luck finding a doctor with any understanding of them, who isn't just going to recommend that you don't do them because that's the most insurable policy

They're out there.

My Dad (and I for a couple of summers) went to a gym that was more or less a front for selling steroids.  Everyone was pretty juiced but there was a doctor they all went to for blood work, anti-estrogens, and the like.  You won't know who they are unless you're connected into that scene.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 07, 2013, 09:33:41 PM
fair enough
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on March 07, 2013, 09:37:40 PM
Blue, why can't you work out without your dad?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 07, 2013, 09:39:14 PM
needs a chaperone
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: TakingBackSunday on March 07, 2013, 09:45:19 PM
dutch ruddering in the locker room
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 08, 2013, 12:27:14 AM
t-shirt weather at last

SUN'S OUT GUNS OUT Y'ALL
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Eric P on March 08, 2013, 07:20:58 AM
snowing here

so over it
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on March 08, 2013, 09:59:25 AM
Blue, why can't you work out without your dad?

its a weird situation with him. I'm capable of doing it by myself but if I go in it'll throw us off sync and it'll prob make him all pissy cause he's the type that doesn't feel like he's being weak. But even then it may come to me just going in myself.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on March 11, 2013, 08:33:31 PM
friends with the nice weather coming up I plan on doing lots of hiking which I guess is considered cardio and since carb nite isnt compatible that well with cardio, should I look into going back to regular keto or possibly carb back loading or would I be fine with carb nite u guys think

edit: yes i did some research theres even a thread on page 1 of dangerously hardcore where they say too much exercise on carb nite is bad
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 11, 2013, 10:09:14 PM
how intense is this hiking? Unless you're going up serious inclines for hours at a stretch, i doubt it will really tip into the 'cardio' realm. It's not resistance training either so you're not going to get much benefit from carb backloading with it either. I don't see how full keto would help - that's just carb nite without the carb nite. I would just try eating more food those days and see how it goes. Bring some jerky and nuts along to snack on and you're probably good
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on March 11, 2013, 10:16:20 PM
Cool thanks. I'm going to be trying to tackle every 4000-footer in NH so we're looking at like atleast 3 hours each hike, up to the final one being like a 12 hour round trip hike. I completed one in September which I plan on hitting up tomorrow and that's the middle of the road one that takes like 3 hours.

http://www.amc4000footer.org/wm4.htm

there's teh elevations
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 11, 2013, 10:18:14 PM
can you just plan your carb nites around these? Have the CN the night before so that your muscle glycogen is topped up, then go hike.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on March 11, 2013, 10:21:17 PM
yeah actually, thats a good idea too. thank you for the help.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Groogrux on March 11, 2013, 10:21:22 PM
I've taken a break off of Carb Nite for the last week and a half.  I'm going to start back on it tomorrow.  The heartburn is enough to make me go back.   :yuck
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Dickie Dee on March 11, 2013, 10:27:47 PM
I was sick a couple weeks ago and fell off a bit (shitty packaged chicken noodle soup was my downfall, of all things - it was hitting the spot for reasons that elude me) and haven't quite gotten back on the ULC wagon, though have been sticking to around 50-80g a day and then stretching my carb "nite" over the weekend.  :-\

Not ideal of course but my weight mostly plateaued and maybe went down a couple pounds. This week I'm back on track though.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 11, 2013, 10:30:50 PM
haha, this is what happens when the thread dies for a week, you all leap off the wagon with both feet
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Groogrux on March 11, 2013, 10:34:23 PM
haha, this is what happens when the thread dies for a week, you all leap off the wagon with both feet

:lol  Pretty much!

This is the only place I get to talk about my progress and get feedback on it.  I have a blog that nobody reads or comments on, and I have a member log over at Dangerously Hardcore, which is pretty much the same.

That's the bad thing about trying to lose weight in an area like this.  Doing any kind of "low carb" diet is considered radical around here, and dieting in itself is pretty much taboo.  I have no at-home support system.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 11, 2013, 10:42:53 PM
where is the blog?

i live with a fucking vegetarian remember, try that
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Groogrux on March 11, 2013, 10:52:04 PM
http://www.fatnicians.com/ (http://www.fatnicians.com/)

All I've got here is my son, who can't do Carb Nite with me.  My family, when at their best, are fad dieters.  The last thing they told me about was this shake they were making that mostly consisted of blueberries, strawberries, and wheat grass.   :yuck

My sister wants to force my brother-in-law into going to the same gym as me, but he's not interested.  He's a diabetic, but he's gained 40lbs in the last year since they got married.  The guy drinks gallons of diet Mountain Dew and smokes Black and Milds.  Otherwise, he's sitting on his ass when I see him.  The rest of my family just thinks I'm crazy for doing low-carb diets. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Groogrux on March 11, 2013, 11:00:33 PM
I could be totally wrong, but aren't MRE's designed to be the complete nutritional package (by American dieting standards) when you're out in the field?  Or does the military just throw whatever shit they can find into a bag because it will stand the test of time?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Shadow Mod on March 11, 2013, 11:02:18 PM
Been doing squats and benching  :-[
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 11, 2013, 11:10:11 PM
Robb Wolf covers eating Paleo in the military in Kuwait on the latest, 38.58 mins in


http://robbwolf.com/2013/03/05/toxins-hormesis-episode-173/
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on March 12, 2013, 12:49:17 AM
Cormac, can you please recommend some Omega 3 oils?

I remember you saying something recently about how it has to be liver oil or something like that



Been doing squats and benching  :-[

Can you bench 2 plates?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Groogrux on March 12, 2013, 12:57:15 AM
Cormac, while we're in Q&A mode:  Do you think it would be better for me to do CBL instead of CNS?  I like to work out at least 3 times a week, and I know at least two of those days have lower energy levels since starting CNS.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Shadow Mod on March 12, 2013, 01:02:23 AM
Can you bench 2 plates?

More like 15.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: TakingBackSunday on March 12, 2013, 01:30:37 AM
squats for devo?

dat ass?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Shadow Mod on March 12, 2013, 01:44:04 AM
squats for devo?

dat ass?

Workin' on it. It's pretty decent considering how skinny I am but it could definitely be more dat ass-ish. Mostly I need more strength all around. =/.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 12, 2013, 02:16:17 AM
Cormac, can you please recommend some Omega 3 oils?

I remember you saying something recently about how it has to be liver oil or something like that



Been doing squats and benching  :-[

Can you bench 2 plates?

well, the current platonic ideal seems to be Fermented Cod Liver Oil (FCLO) but there is only one company that makes it and it is insanely expensive. Even Eric P tapped out after a month on it (which seemed to go very well) and it is WAY too expensive for me to import.

I take various fish oil tablets or lemon-infused cod liver oil, but mostly I just eat a bunch of salmon fillets and other seafood.

The weather is awesome right now so just got back from my first sprint session at the park since probably last October or so. Feels great to be done with it but I am DEAD.

Andy, CBL needs a lot more tweaking than CNS. You could very easily find yourself gaining weight instead of losing it. Until you get rid of a bunch more fat, I would stick with CNS and just try to keep your weights as soon after carb nite as possible. Performance has to be secondary to losing fat and getting healthy. If you need more energy before a workout, DRINK MORE COFFEE! It mobilizes fat, among other things.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: TakingBackSunday on March 12, 2013, 03:07:36 AM
when I started paleo: 191

now: 176

yay
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 12, 2013, 03:26:07 AM
burning question: how long before the Pics thread is all Brand New and his abs?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on March 12, 2013, 07:16:10 AM
Hopefully sooner than later
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Eric P on March 12, 2013, 07:22:22 AM
Cormac, can you please recommend some Omega 3 oils?

I remember you saying something recently about how it has to be liver oil or something like that



Been doing squats and benching  :-[

Can you bench 2 plates?

well, the current platonic ideal seems to be Fermented Cod Liver Oil (FCLO) but there is only one company that makes it and it is insanely expensive. Even Eric P tapped out after a month on it (which seemed to go very well) and it is WAY too expensive for me to import.



shit's crazy expensive.  like $50 for a month's supply.  I did two bottles, felt good but then had to stop.  i currently don't do anything other than magnesium citrate, k2 and still doing the liver pills (because they're 500 to a bucket.  doubt i'll do them again).

cbl is really weird.  i'm doing bodyweight exercises so i don't know if i'm getting a full benefit.  my weight fluctuates all over the place but i have gone down a belt loop in 3 weeks something that hasn't happened in a while

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on March 12, 2013, 08:07:48 AM
I take Fermented Cod Liver Oil and it is great for my skin as I have a form of dermatitis.

It is extremely expensive and it isn't always easily available.  So if you have the spare cash, get 2-3 bottles at a minimum.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on March 12, 2013, 08:27:38 AM
Andy, CBL needs a lot more tweaking than CNS. You could very easily find yourself gaining weight instead of losing it. Until you get rid of a bunch more fat, I would stick with CNS and just try to keep your weights as soon after carb nite as possible. Performance has to be secondary to losing fat and getting healthy. If you need more energy before a workout, DRINK MORE COFFEE! It mobilizes fat, among other things.
Yeah, I thought I had read that from John Kiefer that CBL was for gaining mass with minimal fat gain and Carb Nite was for losing fat without losing muscle mass and that the two were not interchangeable for the same goals. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Dickie Dee on March 12, 2013, 11:38:45 AM
haha, this is what happens when the thread dies for a week, you all leap off the wagon with both feet

Forgive me Cormac for I have sinned. It has been 2 weeks since my last confession.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Dickie Dee on March 12, 2013, 11:43:43 AM
I wish I had a proper scale that I could weigh myself maybe once a week on. I got a bathroom scale and even knowing not to question every fluctuation and probable measurement error and trying to mentally fit a trend to the scatter - it's still all fucked and I can't make heads or tails of my body's responses.

After plateauing for a couple of weeks my weight just seemed to plunge like 5+ lbs overnight.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on March 12, 2013, 01:05:49 PM
I wish I had a proper scale that I could weigh myself maybe once a week on. I got a bathroom scale and even knowing not to question every fluctuation and probable measurement error and trying to mentally fit a trend to the scatter - it's still all fucked and I can't make heads or tails of my body's responses.

After plateauing for a couple of weeks my weight just seemed to plunge like 5+ lbs overnight.
The problem with shittier scales is just how inaccurate they are.  Stepping on a slightly different area can change it 2 to 3 lbs sometimes.  It sucks.  When I was obsessed with the number on the scale I placed tape where my heel and big toe should go so that I stepped on it the same way every time.  Kinda (okay, not kinda. Completely) pathetic.  But it did help with my OCD issues regarding weight.

Plateauing and then dropping large amounts of weight really fast is pretty common.  A few studies have been done and one of the prevailing theories is that depleted fat cells hold a lot of water and after a while the body will drop the water weight from it and so you'll see on the scale 2 to 3 weeks of weight loss in one or two days. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on March 13, 2013, 12:20:34 AM
think I'll try this for two months,

http://livesuperfoods.com/green-pastures-blue-ice-royal-capsules.html

It's relatively affordable and reviews are excellent
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on March 13, 2013, 02:07:56 AM
Anyone try sleeping on a hard surface?

I've been sleeping on the floor lately and it seems to help a lot with back and legs recovery
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on March 13, 2013, 08:32:12 AM
fuck that :lol  I'll sleep in my bed.  My recoveries are just fine  :P
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 13, 2013, 09:10:14 AM
spending some of your TV / game / reading time on the floor instead of the couch is a good thing for recovery and flexibility. It's a pretty easy way to keep some flexibility without feeling like you're working. Just the natural shifting around you do to keep the blood flowing is basic maintenance that's worth doing I think
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on March 13, 2013, 09:19:28 AM
sounds reasonable.  But I'm sleeping in my damn bed.  I'm stubborn that way.  That's a line I will not cross!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Eric P on March 13, 2013, 12:09:11 PM
THE JIG IS UP!  DEPLOY THE CUPCAKES

http://www.salon.com/2013/03/10/paleofantasy_stone_age_delusions/

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on March 13, 2013, 12:18:31 PM
Is Salon a joke site
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Dickie Dee on March 13, 2013, 02:35:09 PM
I'm skeptical of some of the paleo tenets. I haven't done a ton of reading on it but I always got the feeling that the whole caveman argument was a logical fallacy of some sort.

And apart from honest-to-goodness celiacs and people with wheat allergies there are almost certainly people glomming onto the whole "gluten senstive" fad that will move onto something else shortly.

Still, it probably has value if only in recognizing that alot of modern foods have us basically freebasing carbs in ways that are probably unhealthy. I dunno.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on March 13, 2013, 03:31:42 PM
im not a doctor or cormac but i can see how the CAVEMEN stuff is a little weird, but the basic core fundamentals of the paleo movement (don't eat grains, limit carbs, body weight fitness) is smart dieting. I never bought into the whole "only buy grass fed meat / eat earthly" even when I started dieting and was very paleo.

Can't believe I used to run around in the snow barefoot though  :lol :lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on March 13, 2013, 04:37:26 PM
I follow the guidelines that I do because it works.  It's the same reason I do carb nite.  It's not because I believe it's the optimal way my body evolved (obviously far from it regarding carb nite).  It's just that it works.  When people ask me about how I eat I don't start talking about toxins and shit, I just tell them about the chemical and hormonal reactions that occur due to the way I eat and how it effects my body. 

For the record, I'm not saying paleo is necessarily wrong or right.  I just don't care.  If something more effective was to come around I'd do that.  But so far paleo/ULC guidelines are what have gotten me results.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Eric P on March 13, 2013, 06:59:53 PM
yeah i personally haven't considered myself paleo for a long time.  i just eat whole foods.  I don't follow any paleo blogs anymore except Paleodrama because I am easily amused.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 13, 2013, 07:47:53 PM
the article is absurd. Adaptation CAN occur very quickly but that doesn't mean it DID in this case. Some populations are pretty well adapted to grains, either genetically or via their lifestyles and the rest of their diets. But they aren't the ones reading Paleo blogs or Slate articles - they're the people who've probably never touched a computer. And even those populations become obese and sick quickly whenever they're placed in a processed carb and sugar Wonderland like the US of A. No-one is adapted well to that
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 13, 2013, 11:35:13 PM
this guy is my brother

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syhb3z4pTFQ
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on March 14, 2013, 12:59:27 AM
That guy is a beast

I'd love to train with him

Whip me into shape in no time
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on March 15, 2013, 03:32:48 AM
For those of you who've trained at least 6 months, how do you feel after most of your workouts?

Just wondering because I still get sore quite often, even though I've been training pretty consistently for 18 months
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 15, 2013, 03:48:31 AM
the latest Paleo solution goes over some of the Westside stuff Smooth - the rationale behind chains etc. Marc Bell is the guest, who is also a big proponent of Kiefer's stuff. Good listen

Soreness doesn't ever really stop if you train hard but serious DOMS shouldn't be occurring regularly unless you are doing new exercises (or just go completely OTT, like a 20rep squat or something). I got it a lot when doing Crossfit (and doing random shit all the time) but just doing kettlebell stuff of equivalent intensity doesn't give me DOMS 'cause they are movements i'm used to.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on March 15, 2013, 08:41:04 AM
I haven't fallen off the workout wagon in a year and a half now.  I still get sore after every workout, but the debilitating pain I used to get on leg days doesn't happen anymore.  but if I poke my thighs or something it's definitely sore. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: ToxicAdam on March 15, 2013, 10:48:25 AM
I still get sore all the time. Nothing debilitating though.

The only exception is if I skip leg days a few weeks and then I will get those "walking down the stairs funny" DOM's the next time I work them hard. So, I have learned to 1) never skip leg days or 2) go real easy the first time I work them out after skipping them.



Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Beezy on March 15, 2013, 10:56:49 AM
If I don't get sore I feel like I didn't get a good workout in. Last year I was in a car accident and people asked me if I was sore. I had to tell them that I didn't know because I work out.

 :bow :bow :bow
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Shaka Khan on March 15, 2013, 12:40:59 PM
this guy is my brother

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syhb3z4pTFQ

"You look like all the nerds just had a convention on your body. Like all the nerds in the world said you know what? I know where to go."

:rofl
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on March 15, 2013, 10:07:53 PM
the latest Paleo solution goes over some of the Westside stuff Smooth - the rationale behind chains etc. Marc Bell is the guest, who is also a big proponent of Kiefer's stuff. Good listen

Soreness doesn't ever really stop if you train hard but serious DOMS shouldn't be occurring regularly unless you are doing new exercises (or just go completely OTT, like a 20rep squat or something). I got it a lot when doing Crossfit (and doing random shit all the time) but just doing kettlebell stuff of equivalent intensity doesn't give me DOMS 'cause they are movements i'm used to.

thanks for the heads up, I'll check it out

I guess I get sore because I ball regularly in addition to lifting heavy

Every week, I tried to get stronger, whether if it's more weight or an extra rep

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on March 15, 2013, 10:10:33 PM
So 2 1/2 months and I'm almost benching a 45 and 25 on each side. Two plates here I come. Benching 165 currently (I weigh 180) and felt really strong doing them earlier today. Good workout.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on March 15, 2013, 10:43:41 PM
good job, Blue

if that hot chick is watching, remember to have your dad spot you for 2 plates while yelling "it's all you!"
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on March 16, 2013, 05:15:43 PM
I got stupidly drunk two days ago  off of Vodka and in the process broke my plateu and lost 5lbs.

Bodies are fucking weird

edit grats blue :)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on March 16, 2013, 07:51:30 PM
I got stupidly drunk two days ago  off of Vodka and in the process broke my plateu and lost 5lbs.

Bodies are fucking weird

edit grats blue :)
alcohol is a great way to purge water weight
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Fifstar on March 16, 2013, 08:13:37 PM
Soda is probably the easiest way to get fat. I remember a dude in a pen & paper rpg group that was super fat and always used to bring 6 big bottles of and than procedded to drink 3 of those over the course of a couple hours.

Although I think it's even crazier that normal juice that is often regarded as healthy actually has the same amount of sugar
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on March 16, 2013, 09:50:32 PM
Bringing a personal 2 liter soda to anything gaming related is totally a neckbeard thing to do
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: TakingBackSunday on March 17, 2013, 01:45:19 PM
I've been soda free for two years, thank god.

Although I love a good Dr. Pepper  :'(
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on March 17, 2013, 05:08:40 PM
Mountain Dew was literally the only thing I used to drink and i'd drink a 12 pack of cans a day. I'm glad I don't touch that shit anymore. Hell soda and home baked stuff with milk in it I can't eat at all anymore without getting a really disgusting aftertaste of syrup/milk
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Verdigris Murder on March 17, 2013, 06:23:48 PM
Bringing a personal 2 liter soda to anything gaming related is totally a neckbeard thing to do
Tennis players do this all the time. No neckberads either.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Verdigris Murder on March 17, 2013, 06:24:18 PM
One of the black sisters almost has one though.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Boogie on March 17, 2013, 08:40:23 PM
Well, I have rediscovered that age-old most effective weight loss method.

Getting really fucking sick.

Laid up with what I assume was the flu since Wednesday, and have dropped 5-8 pounds since then.

Touched the scales at 192.6 lbs today, a low that I am pretty sure I have not seen on a scale since the Vancouver Olympics in February 2010.

I was hoping to hit that mark sometime in the next couple months, y'know, healthily, but fuck it, right?  :-\
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on March 17, 2013, 08:42:29 PM
Mountain Dew was literally the only thing I used to drink and i'd drink a 12 pack of cans a day. I'm glad I don't touch that shit anymore. Hell soda and home baked stuff with milk in it I can't eat at all anymore without getting a really disgusting aftertaste of syrup/milk

I used to clear a cube of Mountain Dew Code Red every weekend.  It was about $4 so it wasn't a big investment either.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Dickie Dee on March 17, 2013, 08:51:44 PM
google "Mountain Dew Mouth"
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Oblivion on March 18, 2013, 06:12:06 AM
So I'm somewhat proud of myself. I've went to the gym two weeks in a row, which for me is a new record! :rock

Yeah, yeah I know, that's somewhat pathetic, but before every time I signed up for the gym, something got in the way (school, work, laziness, etc.), so two weeks in a row is a pretty big deal for me. More importantly, though, I think I'm actually seeing results! My biceps actually feel firmer/harder, even when I'm not flexing! That's never happened before. Usually, after a workout they'd appear firmer/harder (which I'm pretty sure is SUPPOSED to happen), but after a few hours they turn to jelly again. My last trip was on Friday, so it does seem this is providing me dividends.

Who woulda thought you'd see improvement by actually sticking to something? :rock
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on March 18, 2013, 07:06:20 AM
google "Mountain Dew Mouth"

I'm too afraid to see what I'll find when I google that.  I will say that I never got a cavity during those years.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Oblivion on March 18, 2013, 07:24:42 AM
According to the google, Mountain Dew mouth mainly occurs in redneck areas where the denizens don't get any dental care.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Groogrux on March 18, 2013, 07:32:16 AM
(He means places like where I live.)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Eric P on March 18, 2013, 08:54:52 AM
broke paleo for a carbnite and it didn't go well
had a girlscout cookie shake and and i couldn't sleep because i had to uh, be close to the bathroom
everything finally calmed down for me around 3 am and i was able to get a few hours of sleep
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on March 18, 2013, 09:02:27 AM
carb nites will do that to you.  carb nite always cleans out my system  :-\  My carb nite included alcohol this time.  Lots of it.  Bleh.  It was fun but I felt like ass all day yesterday.  And it wasn't a hangover.  It was just extreme lethargy.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Dickie Dee on March 18, 2013, 03:40:08 PM
I had no idea until carb nite that it's possible to plug a toilet just with poop before even getting to the TP
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: drew on March 21, 2013, 11:42:46 PM
is this a good deal for a kettlebell? also do you think i should get the 35 pound one instead?

https://www.onnit.com/onnit-kettlebells/?pid=184

65 bucks for a 45 pounder, not including shipping, afraid of what that'll come to :-X
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Himu on March 22, 2013, 10:30:47 AM
Second day of crossfit.

Ten minutes of:

7 jumping pull ups, 12 weight swings, 10 sit ups. Made it to round 6.

So far leg doms are completely gone. Hopefully this means I can have a peaceful poop for a change.

Haven't barfed yet today. Probably helps I didn't eat breakfast before going to the gym like last time  (god I am so fucking stupid)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on March 22, 2013, 12:36:34 PM
is this a good deal for a kettlebell? also do you think i should get the 35 pound one instead?

https://www.onnit.com/onnit-kettlebells/?pid=184

65 bucks for a 45 pounder, not including shipping, afraid of what that'll come to :-X

cormac can go more into it but if you haven't lifted before or used a kettlebell get a 30-35 lb one thats the "starter male" pound.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Groogrux on March 22, 2013, 05:38:33 PM
Yeah, I keep a 25lb bell at home and that's a good one for me.  30-35 is good too.  Also, Walmart is a thing, bro.  I think I gave $20 for mine.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on March 22, 2013, 06:37:59 PM
just don't get a two piece one they have a bad history of breaking and potentially killing you
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Himu on March 23, 2013, 04:13:28 PM
Is it normal to fart when doing heavy exercises?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on March 23, 2013, 06:11:14 PM
No, just depends on what and when you ate before working out

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Groogrux on March 23, 2013, 10:14:21 PM
Is it normal to fart when doing heavy exercises?

I think it was Mups and I who discussed this a while back.  Yeah, when doing squats or deadlifts, I sometimes get the sneak-attack fart that finds its way out.  I usually go on like nothing happened.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Himu on March 24, 2013, 02:44:21 AM
I always do it during sit ups. :lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: chronovore on March 24, 2013, 06:17:35 AM
Had my first karate lesson in nearly two years, last night. Mildly sore today.

Signed up for a gym today, will start workouts tomorrow.

Still eating bread. 

:patel
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on March 24, 2013, 11:49:54 PM
Down to 178, weighed in at 185, 2 1/2 months ago and still getting stronger. Guess I'm doing it right. Thinking about integrating HIIT hill sprints in the morning two times a week to give my metabolism a kick in the ass but even without that it seems like the fat loss is accelerating which is what was said would happen.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on March 24, 2013, 11:56:04 PM
Try doing HIIT on the same days you do legs

It's easier to recover when you're still trying to go heavier with deadlifts/squats every week
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 25, 2013, 12:19:21 AM
Kiefer recommends it about an hour before lifting. I've been doing KB conditioning stuff before lifting and it has been going pretty well. Still taking it fairly easy on both fronts but with a much shorter break (maybe 15 mins).

Many of the good Crossfit gyms seem to program it the other way around though - max effort strength stuff first, then a conditioning WOD. I guess it depends on whether you want a true max effort or not. Kiefer doesn't really care too much about the weight on the bar so long as the effort produces the maximum result.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: TakingBackSunday on March 25, 2013, 02:25:31 PM
http://www.kettlebellkitchen.com/menu.php (http://www.kettlebellkitchen.com/menu.php)

:drool
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Beezy on March 25, 2013, 03:41:36 PM
 :dead
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: TakingBackSunday on March 25, 2013, 03:49:42 PM
Lol like I would ever actually do that.  Just think some of them look yummy
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Eric P on March 25, 2013, 04:01:38 PM
i thought your emoticon was sarcastic and am honestly a bit surprised to see that it isn't
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: cool breeze on March 25, 2013, 04:09:00 PM
http://www.kettlebellkitchen.com/product.php?product=28

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: TakingBackSunday on March 25, 2013, 05:14:54 PM
:rofl
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Fifstar on March 25, 2013, 05:45:00 PM
http://www.kettlebellkitchen.com/img/photos/team/team_5.jpg

Tastiest pic on that site
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: TakingBackSunday on March 25, 2013, 06:37:37 PM
 ;)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on March 27, 2013, 06:11:45 PM
Just came off a one month plateau god that was frustrating. Time to take names and hit my first major goal of 250lbs (only...27lbs away!)

 :pimp
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Himu on March 30, 2013, 12:24:39 AM
Jesus christ. I bought new jeans the other week because my other ones have gotten too big and they're from me at my biggest. These jeans I bought were tight around my belly so I didn't need to wear a belt. Now few weeks later they're falling off my ass. BACK TO STEP ONE.

Fuck
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Eric P on March 30, 2013, 07:59:43 AM
i was buying new clothes about every other month, so i can relate
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on March 30, 2013, 12:21:08 PM
I think I'm at 34 waist, when I started I was at 36. Def need new jeans that accentuate ma booty.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Soyhar on March 30, 2013, 12:26:39 PM
I typically just bought my clothing a fair bit tight. You're still going to have to purchase clothing on the regular, but it gives you a little more wiggle room as you shrink into the clothes before outshrinking them completely. I don't even want to think about how much money I spent on clothing over the course of the 168 pounds I lost.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on March 30, 2013, 09:56:56 PM
Posted on FB but here's a shot of me at the gym...

(http://i.imgur.com/BSAmhzO.jpg)

My shirt is hanging forward so it gives the illusion that I have a gut. Its nice and tight, fortunately.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on March 30, 2013, 10:27:23 PM
 :-* Its all I know
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Himu on March 30, 2013, 11:02:38 PM
Should have had someone take a pic while you're working out so we can all rub our nipples together
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on March 30, 2013, 11:26:48 PM
I love you, Business. Lets rub our biceps together and flex in sequence. Allow this former doughy boy his momentary narcissism  :'(

Should have had someone take a pic while you're working out so we can all rub our nipples together

I definitely want to get one done of me doing a deadlift with one of those overly large sleevless shirts that basically show your tits and lats.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Himu on March 30, 2013, 11:31:50 PM
Are your erections stronger after losing weight blue? :-*
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Beezy on March 30, 2013, 11:36:06 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on March 30, 2013, 11:37:28 PM
Yes! That whole region looks great. Not looking like its swelling down from being stung by a handful of bees anymore.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: TakingBackSunday on March 31, 2013, 11:09:31 AM
why do you fucking give a shit
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on March 31, 2013, 12:58:39 PM
Look, you want to take pictures of yourself, that's fine. But at the gym? The only time cameras are allowed at the gym is when you're accomplishing an incredible feat like deadlifting three times your weight or box jumping your height. Take your self portraits a home like Brand New and the rest of us.

I'll deadlift YOU
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Groogrux on March 31, 2013, 05:37:25 PM
Look, you want to take pictures of yourself, that's fine. But at the gym? The only time cameras are allowed at the gym is when you're accomplishing an incredible feat like deadlifting three times your weight or box jumping your height. Take your self portraits a home like Brand New and the rest of us.

Losing a significant amount of weight and gaining muscle is no longer considered an incredible feat?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Dickie Dee on March 31, 2013, 05:46:33 PM
BT :bow2
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Boogie on March 31, 2013, 11:05:31 PM
Look, you want to take pictures of yourself, that's fine. But at the gym? The only time cameras are allowed at the gym is when you're accomplishing an incredible feat like deadlifting three times your weight or box jumping your height. Take your self portraits a home like Brand New and the rest of us.

I'll deadlift YOU

That doesn't sound very hard.  Biz weighs what, 175 lbs soaking wet?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on March 31, 2013, 11:30:18 PM
Then I'll deadlift TWO of him :punch
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: chronovore on April 01, 2013, 10:48:09 AM
Had my first full workout today, after an orientation training last week. Felt great! It's been four months since I was last at a gym.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Boogie on April 01, 2013, 10:50:19 AM
Had my first full workout today, after an orientation training last week. Felt great! It's been four months since I was last at a gym.

Don't be scared of Biz!  Post the photo!  :maf
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on April 01, 2013, 02:46:28 PM
Fucking hell.  I was kinda disappointed today in my 5/3/1 squat.  I'm on week 3 and going for the "1 set".  I got 3, but I was still disappointed because I really thought I could get 5 (I got 5 at 10 lbs lighter last week).  But then I realized my 5 and 3 sets were actually done at 85% and 90% instead of 75% and 85%.  So now I'm feeling better about how I did but still pissed at myself.  I have no idea why I wrote down the wrong weights before hitting the gym.  Oh well. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on April 01, 2013, 03:20:19 PM
I tried that and gave it up again after missing a couple weeks at the gym due to traveling. Back to 5x5 for a while.
Yeah it doesn't lend itself well to an inconsistent schedule.  I'm switching back to 5x5 after this next cycle because I'll be traveling for work so there will no point in staying on 5/3/1.  After the first cycle I really started to like it more.  The percentage increases are surprisingly taxing even though there's such little volume on the program.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Boogie on April 01, 2013, 05:22:35 PM
It's all right, Blue, I gots your back.    :-*

(http://i687.photobucket.com/albums/vv235/iamboog/gymshot_zps837de0a5.jpg)

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Boogie on April 01, 2013, 06:41:41 PM
Shirt was a gift.

I feel so douchey in it that I only wear it when I'm pretty sure the office gym is going to be empty.  :lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on April 01, 2013, 07:07:27 PM
It's all right, Blue, I gots your back.    :-*

(http://i687.photobucket.com/albums/vv235/iamboog/gymshot_zps837de0a5.jpg)



:bow

And my gym attire is pretty conservative too. I couldn't imagine myself wearing really revealing shit when I'm trying to contain my sweat enough as it is.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Boogie on April 07, 2013, 12:26:59 AM
Participated in the annual divisional RCMP hockey tournament on Thursday and Friday.  Was crazy fun.

But holy crap did it kill me.  I don't care how much I consider myself "in good shape", a hockey tournament of four games in two days kills me.

Thursday:  game, hour rest, another game. 

Thursday evening:  lots of drinking.

Friday:  game, hour rest, final game.

Games were a pretty fast pace, you're going a hundred percent from the moment you jump off the bench, to the moment you skate back.  Nothing like our Thursday morning pickup games.

But.....we ended up winning the championship, which my team has won three years in a row now (though this was my first year playing in the tourney.)  :rock
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Boogie on April 07, 2013, 02:07:06 AM
wow, I can't believe how much I can kill this thread with just a pic of myself.

I post a photo on the first, and the thread dies for six days....and counting, other than my posts.

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on April 07, 2013, 07:46:37 AM
Not much going on I suppose.

I wrapped up Salt Sugar Fat by Michael Moss.  I kind of got tired of reading literature on the processed food industry.  Not because of any sympathies but because at this point, they were just rehashing the same stuff I've been reading for the past few years.  This is a pretty new take, including some pretty damning stuff that other authors in their various exposes didn't catch.  Maybe Moss had more access but this definitely put the industry in a far more insidious light.

I'm going to re-read the Taubes classics Good Calories Bad Calories and Why We Get Fat next.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Eric P on April 10, 2013, 12:13:24 PM
my goal is to do pull ups.  i'm still working on building strength and losing weight to make the endeavor easier.  the weather has finally improved enough that I have woken up at 5:30 am to go out and run each day this week.  i'm taking it easy because i'm trying to get used to doing it in minimal shoes.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Eric P on April 10, 2013, 12:21:03 PM
there's a stretching / pull up area near the track I run and they offer an Australian pull up bar.  I'm currently doing a combination of hangs and pulls to try to get up.  I generally tend to do 10 pulls ups, rest a minute then do 10 more then rest then do 10 more every other day.  I'm still so weak that I haven't even successfully completed even one of these, but I'm getting closer. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Dickie Dee on April 10, 2013, 12:23:30 PM
I always had difficulty with pullups. Even when I was in pretty good shape and used the assisted pullup machine regulary, gains were minimal. Just wasn't happening.

I have a door pullup bar on the way (going to try P90X) but I'm pretty unsure how it's going to work out.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Dickie Dee on April 10, 2013, 12:38:52 PM
I was thinking of getting some adjustable dumbbells for home use (probably P90X) - has anyone used one?

I'm torn between the nagging feeling they're overpriced for marginal convienence and the URGE TO BUY
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on April 10, 2013, 12:49:29 PM
Curls and rows were the exercises that allowed me to finally do a pullup.  That first one is the hardest.  Since then I've made continuous gains on pullups.  From doing narrow grip to wide grip and from using momentum to doing complete dead hang pullups.  Now I can do 3 sets of 10 wide grip dead hang pullups.  I love it. 

My goals this year are to finally reach around 12% bf (2 months from now if my weight loss continues).  From there I'm going to start to do a really good clean bulk using 5/3/1 BBB templates.  I really want to try my hand at powerlifting (although I doubt I'll be anything besides mediocre at best).  and I really want the Tom Hardy Bane look by October.  I know I know.  So original, but my wife loves him and he looks like a beast so win/win.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on April 10, 2013, 12:56:39 PM
Thank you, sir.  Yeah I thought the same thing when someone first recommended curls.  But my arms were definitely the weak part of the movement for me.  I probably could have fixed it with better exercises but it did the trick.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 10, 2013, 10:25:53 PM
don't forget push-ups and planks when trying to boost pull-ups also
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on April 11, 2013, 06:17:41 PM
What about these?

I haven't tried it but a basketball player at the gym says this exercise helped him improve significantly at pullups.  Good thing about this exercise is that it's easy to modify the difficulty by adjusting the bar height. 


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzPZnNyHp9U
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on April 11, 2013, 06:37:27 PM
What do you guys do for lower body?

A2G squats and deadlifts are all I've done for lower body the last few months.  I don't know if I'm balling too much but I've plateaued a little bit recently.

I'm gonna add some accessory lifts to see if I can improve my DL and squat again.  My goals are A2G squat 4 plates and DL 450 in 3 months.

Here are the accessories I'm gonna start doing,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=
lAEbL2IVwfQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ua3f5919PzI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qq6GkSqRowQ
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Verdigris Murder on April 11, 2013, 06:54:08 PM
She's been doing the assisted pull-ups at the gym and using a chair to assist her on my doorway pull-up bar. She's gone from not being able to move at all to being able to pull her self an inch or two from a dead hang, but nowhere near a pull-up yet. People have recommended using an Australian pull-up bar but I don't see how effective that can be as you're training different my muscles since the position is different.

I wonder if kipping is an effective training tool or not.
You're obviously a romantic man, with an air of mystery about you (urban escapes without using twitter etc).

But you seriously need to humanise your current fleshtube, and give us a name. What's her favourite colour?
Does she like Jefferson Airplane? What about her quirks? All the girls have quirks......unless they're dead in your basement freezer?

Another case solved by DSI Raperman.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: ToxicAdam on April 11, 2013, 11:24:22 PM
What do you guys do for lower body?

A2G squats and deadlifts are all I've done for lower body the last few months.  I don't know if I'm balling too much but I've plateaued a little bit recently.

I'm gonna add some accessory lifts to see if I can improve my DL and squat again.  My goals are A2G squat 4 plates and DL 450 in 3 months.

Here are the accessories I'm gonna start doing,



Seems like it would be A LOT safer just to buy a weighted vest (for the first and third exercise).

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 11, 2013, 11:38:30 PM
weighted vests just aren't very heavy though - a sandbag would be my choice
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 11, 2013, 11:41:56 PM
Smooth - first thing I would try is front squats (which hit the quads more than back squats)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on April 12, 2013, 07:15:08 AM
Glute and ham raises are a nice exercise I picked up from 5/3/1 that work the shit out of your... well, glutes and hamstrings.  If you're going to focus on strengthening your quads I'd suggest hitting your hams as well to be balanced and avoid injury.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 12, 2013, 08:11:27 AM
lunges too but i guess you're already doing plenty of plyo
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on April 12, 2013, 08:23:09 AM
I love me some lunges.  I left them out of my routine for a long time but added them in after reading 5/3/1.  They'll destroy your legs.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on April 12, 2013, 11:02:38 AM

Seems like it would be A LOT safer just to buy a weighted vest (for the first and third exercise).

A barbell is fine on the step-ups.  It's no harder than controlling the barbell on a lunge. 

The squat jump is harder though.  If you don't have the proper placement, the barbell starts bouncing on you which can be quite painful.  I did a few sets with 135lbs yesterday and they felt ok after I got the proper bar placement and grip.  I started off with 95lbs so that I can figure out what's best.

weighted vests just aren't very heavy though - a sandbag would be my choice

That's what a trainer who played Div2 basketball uses for all his plyos.  He has crazy hops, at least a standing 36" according to the Nike+ chip.  I'm open to the idea.  Just need to check how to make my own sandbag. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on April 12, 2013, 11:14:00 AM
Smooth - first thing I would try is front squats (which hit the quads more than back squats)

My problem with front squats is that my short arms make it hard for me to use a clean grip.  I do them sometimes with a crossed arm grip but it's harder to balance the bar this way. 


lunges too but i guess you're already doing plenty of plyo

I tried lunges but like squats, my knees hurt from doing them when I've been balling a lot.   


Glute and ham raises are a nice exercise I picked up from 5/3/1 that work the shit out of your... well, glutes and hamstrings.  If you're going to focus on strengthening your quads I'd suggest hitting your hams as well to be balanced and avoid injury.

How do you do them?  I know it's a great exercise but my gym doesn't have the glute-ham raise rack.

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on April 12, 2013, 12:08:08 PM
You can do them by pinning your heel under something.  Some people use a loaded barbell.  I use a rack at my gym though.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Himu on April 12, 2013, 03:39:40 PM
20 pounds lost! 80 more!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on April 12, 2013, 07:54:06 PM
V-Squat machine is such a good alternative to squats if the squat rack is taken up. You can get really deep and really push heavier weights than you should be able too without the brace assist. Shit blasts my glutes.

And congrats, Himu!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on April 13, 2013, 10:37:03 AM
Pepper jack cheese is the best snack ever. Fact.

Congrats himu!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on April 14, 2013, 01:44:49 PM
So after sitting at 177 for a while I decided to take a three day break and hit the ultra low carb cycle and I dropped from 177 to 175. Probably water retention from lots of backloading. I get way to headstrong with working out constantly that I forget the ULC rest days of backloading are just as important. So I've basically lost 10lbs in 4 months but making strength gains. Its slow but it feels like a definite change instead of dropping 10lbs in one month then yo-yoing back.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 14, 2013, 11:52:59 PM
Took a crack at a low-carb pancake today. It looked pretty good, but a bit thin and dry. It crumbled a bit when I flipped it. It was nice to have it to mop up the egg yolk though, really made the rest of the breakfast even if it wasn't particularly good by itself. Help me improve it, Fitness Bore!

I used 30g of whey protein, 1 tbsp of coconut milk and a large egg. Cooked in bacon fat and butter. I'm gonna try a bigger batch tomorrow and add some baking powder and maybe some more coconut milk. Any suggestions?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Dickie Dee on April 15, 2013, 12:02:49 AM
Almond Flour pancakes are fantastic. Maybe try 1/2 Whey 1/2 Almond? If dry maybe add a tbsp or so of oil
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 15, 2013, 12:10:01 AM
thought about that but the almond flour i have is kinda coarse-looking, wasn't sure it would blend well. But will def. give it a shot now
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 15, 2013, 12:14:24 AM
melted butter might work well i think
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 15, 2013, 12:40:40 AM
my kid is obsessed with crepes this week, so what can i say. I have started to look upon her plates of fried flour and milk with less than the usual revulsion. It is a hard thing to ask a man to cook crepes day after day and not partake of them
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Groogrux on April 15, 2013, 01:13:03 AM
Isn't heat bad for protein powders?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 15, 2013, 01:54:24 AM
Actually i have dumped on paleo-bakery before but that is more due to the heavy caloric load of something like a stack of almond flour pancakes with stevia or whatever. This is protein powder so a whole different deal.

Kiefer wrote some stuff about heat and protein powders, since he often dumps hot coffee in his - he concluded it's no big deal
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on April 15, 2013, 08:29:52 AM
I don't understand the baked goods out of whey protein.  Okay, I do.  People still trying to get their protein and using the flour-y stuff they already eat.  But oh god, I've never had anything that was actually good made out of whey protein. 

Coconut flour is my go to low carb flour.  And unlike almond flour it doesn't tend to be so coarse.  I've made these before and they were amazing.  I just left out the honey.

http://www.nourishingdays.com/2010/07/fluffy-coconut-flour-pancakes/

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Eric P on April 15, 2013, 08:41:19 AM
i've tried to use coconut flour for stuff like stews and it just unfortunately doesn't work
i've taken to leaving flour substitutes our of pretty much everything i make

except for salmon cakes which are amazing for lunch
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on April 15, 2013, 09:13:40 AM
i've tried to use coconut flour for stuff like stews and it just unfortunately doesn't work
i've taken to leaving flour substitutes our of pretty much everything i make

except for salmon cakes which are amazing for lunch
I've never tried it for stews.  I've used it for stuff like tortillas, waffles and pancakes.  It's the only flour substitute I really use.  But then again, those are pretty much the only things i use flour susbtitutes for (95% tortillas).
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Eric P on April 15, 2013, 09:29:15 AM
the "best" paleo pancake i ever ate was one made from bananas.  it wasn't a pancake in the normal sense of the word but it had a good texture and taste.

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Eric P on April 15, 2013, 10:03:35 AM
i would eat nothing addition.  it would be the meal.  no condiments or syrups were used.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Eric P on April 15, 2013, 10:05:52 AM
notice i'm using the past tense for these things.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on April 15, 2013, 10:10:29 AM
What are you eating on top of these "paleo" pancakes/waffles?
peanut butter.  I don't care about "paleo" honestly.  I never try to make anything paleo.  I would just to minimize carbs.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on April 15, 2013, 10:18:58 AM
I'm not understanding you.  I don't eat paleo.  I didn't say eliminate carbs, I said minimize.  So I'm not sure what you're getting at. 

Edit: and most decent peanut butter is not made with hydrogenated oils.  No one past the age of 12 should be eating that Skippy shit. :yuck
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on April 15, 2013, 10:44:09 AM
 :lol

No need.  I'm a believer.  I'm just too indulgent in my own sin at this point in my life.  I'm on carb nite because I can be a little shit one day a week and not have to stoop to flour substitutes at all.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on April 15, 2013, 12:02:52 PM
Trader Joe's Organic Peanut Butter :bow2
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Dickie Dee on April 15, 2013, 07:00:37 PM
A friend at work made these and they were godly.

http://realsustenance.com/grain-free-waffles-guest-post-from-against-all-grain-glutendairyrefined-sugar-free/ (http://realsustenance.com/grain-free-waffles-guest-post-from-against-all-grain-glutendairyrefined-sugar-free/)

Didn't find out later they were sweetened with honey, but as long as you're not going ULC they should be fine
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Beezy on April 15, 2013, 07:09:13 PM
No one past the age of 12 should be eating that Skippy shit. :yuck
:(
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 15, 2013, 07:39:06 PM
now i remember why i don't like this stuff, in principle. You start off making one lousy protein pancake to go with your bacon and eggs and before long you're looking at shit like this and thinking hmmm, maybe on a backload...

http://realsustenance.com/grain-free-monkey-bread-glutendairy-free-with-directions-to-make-refined-sugar-free/

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Eric P on April 15, 2013, 07:43:00 PM
 :drool :drool :drool

edit: at monkeybred, not cormanc's wisdom
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 15, 2013, 08:21:06 PM
it does look good but DO YOU
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Eric P on April 15, 2013, 08:32:17 PM
on a scale of one to ten i'm non-euclidean
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 15, 2013, 08:47:52 PM
i sense that is an obscure NYC rap quote that i am unable to rebut appropriately
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Eric P on April 15, 2013, 09:33:38 PM
it is not
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 15, 2013, 09:34:41 PM
have you ever considered hooking up with Rakim
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Eric P on April 15, 2013, 09:39:09 PM
tragically the guy is really showing his age :(
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 16, 2013, 04:29:40 AM
ffs, Steve Cotter just posted a huge false-flag rant on FB. I will feel a little bit filthy every time i pick up his KBs

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on April 16, 2013, 07:40:44 PM
What did Cotter say?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 16, 2013, 08:28:31 PM
follow him on FB! I don't anymore so yeah. The highlight was that he declared himself ready to fight in an armed insurrection against the US govt basically. He does seem nice but I can live without that shit
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Eric P on April 17, 2013, 10:12:37 AM
Quote

Only last week, actress Gwyneth Paltrow provoked the wrath of the dietetic establishment while she was promoting her new low-carb, gluten-free cookbook, by saying she avoids feeding her children bread, rice and pasta.

MORE LIKE GWYNETH PALEO AMIRITE?!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-22145709
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: chronovore on April 17, 2013, 09:00:04 PM
Had my first full workout today, after an orientation training last week. Felt great! It's been four months since I was last at a gym.

Don't be scared of Biz!  Post the photo!  :maf
:heartbeat

I've been away from the gym and eating like crazy for the last week, as we had some international guests. I'll snap a shot today or tomorrow, since I'm going back to the gym in a few minutes.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 17, 2013, 10:45:05 PM
been working on bar muscle-up progressions for the past week or so.  My shoulder has been screwed for so long I'd more or less given up on these but since pull-up numbers have been rising, i figured why not give it a shot again. (as background - i have done muscle-ups on rings before but never more than one, mostly for technique reasons. I haven't done that stuff in literally years though, until recently).

This guide is really solid -
http://urbanevo.com/training-blog/12-weeks-to-a-muscle-up/

and of course Beast Skills

http://www.beastskills.com/the-muscle-up/

My pull-ups are pretty strong - I can get sternum to bar. And deep dips are likewise not a problem, in isolation. But I really really suck at FAST movements like O-lifting or the transition to the dip. I guess it just comes with practice but my problem is always - I pull, my mind goes blank, and then i'm dropping down from the bar again. My buddy would always be screaming at me to 'Turn the wrists and push!' (when on rings) but the window is just so short, it seems.

So I'm working on diminishing the room for error by trying to get that first pull SUPER strong. Did clapping pull-ups yesterday and (single) bar dips. Today i'm doing weighted pull-ups. If I don't re-fuck my shoulder that is



Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: chronovore on April 18, 2013, 01:15:19 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/yxKZDJDl.jpg)

Had a shaky mitt; this came out blurry. Weird.

Here's the :nsfw half-Monty for the curious, or people needing a Heartbreak Kid texture reference for chest hair:
spoiler (click to show/hide)
(http://i.imgur.com/OYaYHikl.jpg)
[close]

Need to work on my gut, a small tire, and build my arms back up to where they were last October.  :-\
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 18, 2013, 01:41:42 AM
http://www.slate.com/articles/life/gentleman_scholar/2013/04/how_to_take_a_selfie_for_men.html

Quote
Troy,
I know far too many men whose go-to photo face has become that zany one-raised-eyebrow thing that twentysomething dudes are fond of affecting these days. Here and here and here are some examples and you've undoubtedly seen many more. It has touches of Dr. Evil but, like, a winking, clever version, or so the eyebrow-raiser seems to think./quote]

(http://www.slate.com/content/dam/slate/articles/life/gentleman_scholar/2013/04/130417_GENT_Pose.jpg.CROP.article250-medium.jpg)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: chronovore on April 18, 2013, 02:55:16 AM
:lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Nintendosbooger on April 18, 2013, 01:09:07 PM
The other day...

I saw a slim kid in the gym performing barbell squats, and I was impressed with his form. He's probably one of the only 5 people I've seen in the downtown gym actually drop down all the way. Granted, he was squatting 135 but that didn't stop me from walking over to him and giving him props for executing squats correctly.

For me, the squat exercise goes down as the most humbling workout experience I've had to suffer. My form used to be shit and I shamelessly cheated. The sad fact is, I knew at the time I was doing it wrong and that I was cheating, but pride prevented me from correcting my form, since doing so would mean dropping the weights significantly. I believe it's said that the general different between "cheat squats" and proper squats is about 80 pounds, and that wasn't very far off the mark.

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Boogie on April 18, 2013, 08:33:13 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/yxKZDJDl.jpg)

Had a shaky mitt; this came out blurry. Weird.

Here's the :nsfw half-Monty for the curious, or people needing a Heartbreak Kid texture reference for chest hair:
spoiler (click to show/hide)
(http://i.imgur.com/OYaYHikl.jpg)
[close]

Need to work on my gut, a small tire, and build my arms back up to where they were last October.  :-\

Awww yeah  :bow2
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: chronovore on April 18, 2013, 08:47:01 PM
Thanks, Boogie!

I'm going in again today, trying to catch up to where I was 6 months ago, when I was working out nearly every weekday thanks to a full gym in my office complex. The gym here is ¥5000 a month and doesn't have half as many features as my "free" gym. Still, it feels great to work out again.

We had friends visiting for a week, so we took them sightseeing. I was afraid after a week of eating like crazy that I'd be back up to 99Kg, but I'm down to 95.5Kg instead. I guess the all-day walking helped!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on April 18, 2013, 08:50:58 PM
lookin good chrono :bow

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 18, 2013, 09:08:16 PM
Sorry Chrono, I will not enable your muffin-consumption by giving you props for going to the gym once in 6 months
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on April 18, 2013, 09:57:52 PM
The Rock needs to start collecting his trademark money,

(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzu75pT5JS1qgwxx1o1_400.jpg)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Boogie on April 18, 2013, 10:02:33 PM
The Rock needs to start collecting his trademark money,

(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzu75pT5JS1qgwxx1o1_400.jpg)

The Rock?  Motherfucker, that is Spock's thing!

(http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff207/cruiselover1989/Spock/Theeyebrow--raised.jpg)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: chronovore on April 18, 2013, 10:09:13 PM
Yeah, and in my case it is entirely unconscious. I never notice that I'm doing it until somebody mentions it.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Boogie on April 18, 2013, 10:15:13 PM
Real (nerdy) Talk:  when I was a kid I was such a Star Trek nerd that I would occasionally practise the Spock eyebrow raise in the mirror.  :-[
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on April 19, 2013, 12:59:31 AM
ha ha, I used to practice the People's eyebrow at the peak of The Rock's popularity

I thought Rock was such a genius too

 :snoop
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: chronovore on April 19, 2013, 07:56:39 AM
The Rock is really charismatic. That eyebrow isn't even noteworthy. It's the whole entity he presents. He's a mediocre wrestler, but his mic skills are amazing.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Steve Contra on April 25, 2013, 01:40:37 PM
I've noticed the paleo backlash is starting.  Down in LA almost everyone I know who was paleo is off the diet, and is on juice now.  I suspect this will be spreading.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Eric P on April 25, 2013, 02:54:06 PM
on juice like steroids?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Steve Contra on April 25, 2013, 02:54:47 PM
No juice like fruit juice.  It's a big fucking thing down there now, and it's spreading.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on April 25, 2013, 03:00:15 PM
I have a cousin who is always telling me about her new fad diet.  Last one she told me about was borderline starvation a lot of prune juice.   :-X
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Eric P on April 25, 2013, 03:10:10 PM
No juice like fruit juice.  It's a big fucking thing down there now, and it's spreading.

oh. well, best of luck to them
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on April 25, 2013, 03:19:52 PM
Every time someone tells me about their fad diet I want to rip off my shirt and scream, "LOOK AT ME! YOUR DIET AND YOUR GOD IS INFERIOR!"
I can't do that... yet!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on April 25, 2013, 03:23:11 PM
Yeah I was just thinking what if the person on a fad diet is even bigger and more ripped?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on April 25, 2013, 03:24:34 PM
on juice like steroids?

Cormac should start juicing and let us know how it compares to his previous diets and supplements
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Steve Contra on April 25, 2013, 03:24:57 PM
No juice like fruit juice.  It's a big fucking thing down there now, and it's spreading.

oh. well, best of luck to them
They're eating other stuff, but there's a whole thing about what juices and what not you're supposed to eat when. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Eric P on April 25, 2013, 04:04:29 PM
No juice like fruit juice.  It's a big fucking thing down there now, and it's spreading.

oh. well, best of luck to them
They're eating other stuff, but there's a whole thing about what juices and what not you're supposed to eat when.

ah, so not some juice fast thing
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Steve Contra on April 25, 2013, 04:22:32 PM
No, it's just an expensive diet.  It's funny though, every single one of them was singing the praises of paleo 1-2 years ago, and now they laugh at it but take juice SUPER SERIOUS.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: cool breeze on April 25, 2013, 04:33:13 PM
maybe they're nostalgic for the 90s and the jack lalanne power juicer
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 25, 2013, 10:09:23 PM
well, diet is super-serious but juice as a foundation of diet doesn't sound like something I can take very seriously

i mean you can mock the historical accuracy of bacon and nuts and eggs as an ancestral diet but we can be pretty sure that there is no historical evidence of healthy societies subsisting mainly on juice, ergo any evidence they have for the efficacy of same is based on very short-term, small sample-size, probably anecdotal studies.

but pls feel free to post info
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Himu on April 25, 2013, 10:55:39 PM
Holy shit, I made paleo pork chops tonight. They are the best pork chops I've ever had. :sadbron I'm so proud! Marinated a red wine sauce with red onions, garlic, salt, pepper, two table spoons of honey, and balsamic vinegar. Let it sit in the fridge all day in a plastic bag along with the chops and fired em up when I got home. When they browned I tossed in carrots, cauliflower, and broccoli,on top and later on under the pork chops. Tossed in asparagus in the oven for roasting. Added extra red wine while sauteeing the veggies and :lawd

Best pork chops ever!

Looked at the scale today and I weigh 235 :hyper when I started this I was 265 :hyper
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Himu on April 25, 2013, 10:58:55 PM
 The kind that my dad taught me to make: toss tony chachere on top and throw em in the oven. :yeshrug

THE SOUTH :mindblown
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on April 26, 2013, 08:07:10 AM
There's nothing wrong with the pork chops your dad made nutrition wise.  They sound bland as fuck though :lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 28, 2013, 09:29:21 PM
read the list of exciting new foods that parents are jumping through expensive hoops to introduce their kids to and weep:

http://allergicliving.com/index.php/2010/07/02/food-allergy-baked-milk-egg-breakthrough-1/?page=1
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Shaka Khan on May 02, 2013, 06:49:28 PM
So... IF. I wanna try it over the summer and I remember some of you tried it and were content with it.

Unfortunately it's one of things where looking up facts and methods is hard thanks to a sea of BS looking blogs/sites. So any reliable resource where I can get the T?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on May 02, 2013, 07:24:54 PM
You look like a Malaysian tranvestite
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on May 02, 2013, 09:29:12 PM
i dont even notice I "fast" anymore, it's just normal routine.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Sho Nuff on May 04, 2013, 10:35:50 PM
Wooooo I gots my blue belt in BJJ. Weight stabilized at about 185, doing weight training now and starting to get beefier  :expert
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Boogie on May 05, 2013, 09:19:06 AM
Wooooo I gots my blue belt in BJJ. Weight stabilized at about 185, doing weight training now and starting to get beefier  :expert

Congrats! :bow2  :rock

I'm finally going to test for my purple in June.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Shaka Khan on May 05, 2013, 11:35:39 AM
i dont even notice I "fast" anymore, it's just normal routine.

That's what makes me so keen about it. I could easily make it work.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on May 05, 2013, 12:21:32 PM
So could everyone else too
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on May 05, 2013, 08:59:11 PM
you're dunking like Smooth Groove right now

(not at all)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on May 05, 2013, 09:16:35 PM
:noah

:stahp

I can still dunk a volleyball though

Does that count as a 1/2 dunk?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on May 05, 2013, 09:18:58 PM
Box jumps aren't the most accurate tests of vertical jumping ability, imo

I've seen guys with so-so hops who do really well on box jumps because of their flexibility

Some crossfiter online was able to do a 60" box jump but said his measured vertical jump was only around 32"
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on May 05, 2013, 09:32:12 PM
this is a good point - a box jump is much more about how much you can tuck your legs up into your body than about how high you can get your whole body off the ground, so if you are comfortable in a low squat position like a lot of Crossfitters, you should be able to do ok on a high box jump even without great hops
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on May 06, 2013, 12:13:20 AM
Cormac, how's this?

http://www.beyondlimitstraining.net/news/5112-sheiko-29-the-beyond-limits-project
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Cormacaroni on May 06, 2013, 02:08:18 AM
Looks über legit but way beyond my ability to judge!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on May 06, 2013, 10:00:54 PM
I did ok with it the first day but it took almost 2 hrs

I went a little conservative with the 1rm max for calculations because I wasn't sure how I'd handle so much volume- 345lbs  for squat and 245lbs for bench

By the time I did the flies, I was really sore and a little mentally tired

I had to down my post-workout shake to continue but I didn't feel so bad after the workout was done
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on May 06, 2013, 10:06:55 PM
My good mornings were kinda crap since I've never done them regularly

Anyone has a good video for form?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on May 07, 2013, 11:21:27 AM
Damn, finally feeling all that volume this morning

sore from head to toe, probably have to foam roll a bit tonight
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Oblivion on May 10, 2013, 01:05:26 AM
Wooo!

I'm proud of myself. This is the fourth day in a row that I've ingested at least 3,000 calories per day. I know that may not sound like a big deal, but I literally have never gone anywhere near that kind of caloric intake in my life. I've bitched many times in the past about me being disgustingly skinny, and a huge (actually almost entirely) part of that is cause of my horrendous eating habits. I generally starve myself throughout the day, missing breakfast, mostly missing lunch, and having two small, shitty snacks throughout the day with MAYBE a proper dinner to end the night.

These past four days I've eaten 6 times each day, and I feel great. Also, I'm not fainting nearly as often anymore either!

If I keep this up, I should be seeing improvements in a few weeks. :D

:rock :rock :rock
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on May 10, 2013, 08:23:45 AM
Awesome, man.  Congrats!  3000 calories used to be one meal for me  :lol  Every saturday I generally pack in at least 8000 calories though!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Oblivion on May 11, 2013, 02:40:46 AM
Thanks!

And damn, son! What do you eat? I'm totally open to suggestions.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on May 11, 2013, 07:54:29 AM
Peanut butter is a big thing I eat on Saturdays. I usually pack in at least one big bag of chips too. Peanut butter cups from trader Joes. Grilled cheese sandwiches. Whatever is in sight really haha
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Flannel Boy on May 11, 2013, 10:27:02 PM
Carb-up day is :geoff day at Mupepe's.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on May 11, 2013, 11:40:05 PM
Yep! Haha clean carbs on my carb nite give me cravings throughout the week and I don't lose weight as fast. I more than doubled my weight loss when I switched to junk food carbs on carb nite.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on May 14, 2013, 10:12:32 PM
Do you plan on training people?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on May 15, 2013, 12:45:49 AM
Nice, where do you plan to work?

Just remember clients don't wanna hear that they're wussies who don't try hard enough
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on May 15, 2013, 08:32:00 AM
Good luck, Biz.  The PT's I know all tell me horrible stories about their clients and the gyms that they work at. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Groogrux on May 15, 2013, 08:42:07 AM
Just remember clients don't wanna hear that they're wussies who don't try hard enough

Just because they don't want to hear it doesn't mean it shouldn't be said.  Otherwise, they probably don't need a personal trainer, unless they're just beginners.  And in the beginning, THEY'RE NOT GOING TO BE TRYING HARD ENOUGH!!!

Kill em, Biz.  Kill em.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Eric P on May 15, 2013, 10:55:11 AM
i'm curious if it's because someone watching them forces them to use better form and push themselves harder.  so it's social pressure.  imagine how much stronger you'd get if your father was watching you and just slowly shaking his head.

maybe that's just me.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Rufus on May 15, 2013, 11:03:24 AM
Makes sense. Can't slack off with someone watching. The wondrous powers of shame.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Steve Contra on May 16, 2013, 04:05:50 PM
So I've started climbing lately and was wondering if anyone knew some good shoulder warmups/stretches.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Steve Contra on May 17, 2013, 03:11:44 PM
I weighed 155 when I was 15, 18 years later...155.  Kind of weird.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on May 17, 2013, 09:57:11 PM
I've always felt that shoulder press is one of the best test of functional upper body strength. 

At least in basketball, it seems that way.  There are plenty of basketball players that bench 225+ who still play super weak.  OTOH, players that are great at shoulder presses are beasts that easily toss people around.

I guess it makes sense since unlike bench press, the military press requires much more than strong upper limbs and chest.

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on May 18, 2013, 11:11:07 AM
But do you lift a heavy weight off a rack and start squatting up and down?  Or lift something 200lbs+ off the ground and hold it up for a few secs?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on May 19, 2013, 08:05:56 AM
Started doing ass to grass squats two weeks ago and its crazy how much post workout recovery I need for my legs now that I've incorporated both this and lunges. It feels as if I just started working out my legs 5 months in. On the plus I now know that I'm actually hitting my glutes and hamstrings.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on May 20, 2013, 07:48:38 PM
How big is the prof?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Boogie on May 20, 2013, 08:00:08 PM
I've been having shoulder issues over the past month, pinching pain in a very specific range of motion.  Doctor just said "don't do any pushing or pulling, ice it, and take naproxen"

well, I refused the whole "don't do anything" advice, but even so, stopped squatting, benching, and doing pullups.  My workout regimen for the past three weeks was pretty much just my jiu-jitsu classes, some hockey, and some cardio.

Finally, the shoulder is starting to feel okay.  Will probably try to go back to my regular strength workouts this week.


On the other news, I joined a summer hockey league with two friends, because after playing hockey this past fall for the first time in 7 or 8 years, I forgot how much of a passion it was, and didn't want to stop.

Our team is a group that is, on the whole, much less skilled than the group of coworkers I play with.  And as a group, none of us have played together before.  Nonetheless, we won our first game two weeks ago 4-1.  And then we got spanked hard 6-1 last week.  Ah well.  I am enjoying myself, and enjoying being one of the stronger players on the team in spite of having played six months of hockey in the past 8 years. :lol

Also, jiu-jitsu grading in three weeks, and then hopefully I'll get back to some tournaments for that.  Had to skip out on the biggest Ontario BJJ tournament a couple weeks ago because of the shoulder issues.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on May 20, 2013, 08:24:53 PM
Did you try front squats?  It's what I did for a few months when my shoulder popped out a little during basketball.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Boogie on May 20, 2013, 08:29:19 PM
Naw.  I thought of trying to change things up like that, but I decided instead just to take it more as a "rest period" and focus on my cardio-oriented shit instead.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on May 23, 2013, 01:04:58 PM
Since the gym was empty today and it's as good as any other day to spite gym etiquette, here is a picture from the beginning of my workout today...

(http://i.imgur.com/sEQnu9O.jpg)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on May 23, 2013, 01:12:46 PM
Thanks, man.  If any of you homos are interested, I have a shirtless pic from the day I "got serious" when I was 288.  It's really pretty disgusting.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on May 23, 2013, 04:32:03 PM
No trainer or specific plan. 

For a year I took the basics of paleo and starting strength and made my own diet/routine.  I would just aim for less than 50 grams of carbs a day with no distinction between carbs (breads, pasta, veggies, etc) and a cheat day once a week.  Counted calories during this time and ate at a 500-1000 calorie deficit.  My routine was a 4 day split of legs, back, shoulders and chest using compound exercises as the foundation.  I'd also do boxing 3 days a week.

For the last 6 months or so I've been on 5/3/1 and doing carb nite.  I stopped caring about counting calories. Haven't been boxing lately because I haven't had the time, money or energy.  But my weight loss has really accelerated with this combination anyways.  So I was probably undereating by a good amount.  My diet is also a lot cleaner now.  I eat less processed foods, more grass fed beef, etc.  So that probably helps too. 

In 2 weeks I switch to carb backloading and I'm changing it up to the 5/3/1 BBB routine.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on May 23, 2013, 07:50:34 PM
Good job, mups!

What's your weight now and estimates maxes for the big lifts?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: chronovore on May 23, 2013, 09:56:23 PM
MUPS! Homina, homina! I bet your wife is happy!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: chronovore on May 23, 2013, 10:02:35 PM
i'm curious if it's because someone watching them forces them to use better form and push themselves harder.  so it's social pressure.  imagine how much stronger you'd get if your father was watching you and just slowly shaking his head.

maybe that's just me.
My money is on social pressure.

Actually, if a man's trainer is a female fitness instructor, my money would be on even more severe results.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Dickie Dee on May 24, 2013, 02:46:45 AM
Mups :O

:bow :bow2
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on May 24, 2013, 08:31:44 AM
 :-[ Thanks, guys.

Smooth: I haven't tested my 1RM since I started 5/3/1 about 5 or 6 months ago.  But based on my progress since then I would say that OHP is around 175 (strict), bench is around 270, deadlift is around 350 and squat is around 280.  I'll be testing my 1RM's in 2 weeks so I'll know for sure then. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on May 24, 2013, 01:08:39 PM
We can bro it out together and be squatting 400 lbs in no time!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Boogie on May 26, 2013, 06:32:38 PM

Mups, you are one sexy motherfucker.  :-*




Smooth: I haven't tested my 1RM since I started 5/3/1 about 5 or 6 months ago.  But based on my progress since then I would say that OHP is around 175 (strict), bench is around 270, deadlift is around 350 and squat is around 280.  I'll be testing my 1RM's in 2 weeks so I'll know for sure then.

I've never really done any 1RM testing.  But checking with those online 1RM calculator-thingies, based on what I currently lift, they give me this range:

Bench: 253-267
Dead: 366-382
Squat: 316-331
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on May 26, 2013, 09:09:40 PM
Right now, I rep on squat and DL with about the 1rm max of Biz and Mupepe

My 1rm maxes for bench and press are about 10% less than theirs

This means I better work harder so I can keep up cuz it's much harder to add weight to the upper body lifts
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on May 26, 2013, 09:36:21 PM
It's pretty weird to me that someone can bench more than squat or DL but that type is actually pretty common
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on May 27, 2013, 01:46:56 PM
Nice work, biz. Especially that deadlift. I have a lot of trouble advancing deadlift. I'm always worried about my form.

I did singles of squats after my 5/3/1 today. I was surprised. I did 5x210, 3x240, 1x265, 1x275 and 1x285.  I was really damn pleased. I'm still gonna go for another 1rm in 2 weeks so I don't tire myself out before hand like I did this time. I'm gonna do this for all my compounds this week.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: chronovore on May 30, 2013, 12:49:04 AM
I've been working out about 3 times a week, sometimes 4; I went from 98-99Kg to 95, but am now back up to 96 though it's clear I'm losing some fat. Is it true that muscle weighs more than fat? Because I've put on a little bulk.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on May 30, 2013, 01:15:28 AM
Yeah muscle tissue weighs more than fat

For beginners or people who haven't lifted in awhile, it's possible to gain a bunch of muscle and lose fat at the same time

So even if you look leaner, you might weigh more than when you started working out again
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on May 30, 2013, 08:32:58 AM
I tested my bench press on Tuesday.  I was really disappointed.  I only got up to 245 on it.  But I also wore myself out with my 5/3/1 routine beforehand and then 5 sets working up to 245.  I'll try again in 2 weeks.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on May 30, 2013, 02:52:10 PM
Yeah.  I just started at where the end of my 5/3/1 sets left me and added 5-10 lbs on from there.  The problem is that I've made a hell of a lot of progress since January so there's a pretty big gap.  I should have made larger jumps.

Same thing happened today with deadlift except I didn't fail, I just decided to pick up again in two weeks.  I got 5x240, 3x270, 1x305, 1x325 and 1x335.  I could have easily done another 20 lbs or so for sure.  1x335 was cake even after the other sets.  But now I'll have a jumping off point for testing my 1RM in a couple of weeks.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: TakingBackSunday on May 30, 2013, 03:01:41 PM
down to 170.  Still somewhat flabby in areas but its progress.  I've also been playing pick up basketball games every Wednesday, Friday and Sunday.  I'd much rather do that than go for a run because fuck you basketball is fun.

Only crappy thing with runny and playing basketball though is that I'm missing three inches of my fibula bone in my left leg.  You can function perfectly normal without much of that bone, but it definitely hampers your ability to be as mobile as others.  I landed hard on it the other day during a game and could just feel the muscles scrape against the bone.  Had to nope the fuck out of that game for the day.

Can't run more than 4ish miles because of it as well.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on May 30, 2013, 10:57:32 PM
Yes and yes, although always gor for spirits over wine.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on May 31, 2013, 09:35:50 AM
Lyle McDonald wrote an article about alcohol and keto, biz.  I'll try to find it. 

But basically alcohol shouldn't disrupt keto because it's metabolized differently than a typical carbohydrate.  Technically it's okay, but you might not feel very good. People say they tend to get more drunk when in keto and keto lethargy with alcohol can result in you feeling pretty shitty.  Give it a few drinks and see how you feel I guess.  Avoid drinking heavily though.  Hangovers can be much worse and there's even some sort of condition you can put your body in by drinking heavily while being glycogen depleted.  Don't remember the name though.  So I guess just use caution if you're gonna drink heavily.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Eric P on May 31, 2013, 11:04:17 AM
i did keto and alcohol for a bit and it wasn't bad news, but i learned quickly that my tolerance had changed drastically.  i had to drink much less much slower.  i didn't notice any disruption of weight loss but then I was drinking whiskey and ice.  i don't know what you'll see with regards to progress as you're trying to build strength whereas i was trying to just lose fat.

once i drank a cider w/ 22g of carbs while ketod and it was bad news bears.  i broke out in a sweat and got mildly shaky. 

currently i'm low carb and no alcohol.  if my gf gets an interesting drink, i'll have a sip.

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Eric P on May 31, 2013, 02:20:20 PM
in my own reading when i was drinking the answer was spirits, spirits, spirits.  usually plain as mixers are usually sugar laden which defeats the purpose
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on May 31, 2013, 02:20:49 PM
Yeah keto can be really effective.  You won't see strength gains like you do when you don't count carbs, but you can still see gains with some smart programming and making sure your caloric intake is adequate. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Boogie on May 31, 2013, 09:07:11 PM
Random update that you are all breathless to hear:

lost a hard-fought hockey game 3-2 on Tuesday.  Was a very winnable game for us.  Feel especially shitty because the 3rd goal was essentially entirely my fault due to a defensive error by me that led to a breakaway that scored the third goal.  Shit.   Also, I am definitely finding that my current practise of doing a 1.5 hour jiu-jitsu class, resting for two hours, and then playing a hockey game, is shockingly  not resulting in my best possible performance on the ice.  :lol .....  :-\

hit sub-195lbs on the scale post-workout today.  Don't think I've hit that low since February or March, because of the April injury, so I feel good that I seem to have recovered from that hurdle.

And finally, one week to my purple belt grading!  :omg   I am equal measures excited and nervous as hell.  It seems silly to me to have been training in various martial arts for nearly 17 years now (holy shit), but to still get nervous for a belt grading.  :lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Eric P on June 01, 2013, 01:16:49 PM
stepped on a scale today for the first time in a year or so

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213.  down from 340+
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Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Dickie Dee on June 01, 2013, 06:58:48 PM
stepped on a scale today for the first time in a year or so

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213.  down from 340+
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 :o
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: chronovore on June 02, 2013, 06:02:59 PM
That's great, Eric P!

Good luck with the belt test, Boogie.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: chronovore on June 03, 2013, 03:43:36 AM
Plus, remember, you can't spell "Grr! Mad!" without "GRRM."
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on June 03, 2013, 09:12:50 AM
:bow Eric P :bow2

:bow Boogie :bow2
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on June 03, 2013, 11:05:20 PM
So I'm thinking about doing Carb Nite to lean out quicker since I feel I already a pretty good base six months in. Lean out then bulk again with Back loading. My one concern is this, is it still ok to hit the weights as frequently and as hard as I do when doing carb nite? I'm averaging 4 days of lifting a week and planning on doing two days of HIIT. Would this be too taxing and break down whatever gains I've built? I understand the point of Carb Nite is rapid fat loss while maintaining current muscle mass but I just want to be sure.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Oblivion on June 04, 2013, 03:11:43 AM
What do you guys think of weight gain powders/shakes? Effective in building mass?


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Have I asked this question before? D:
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Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on June 04, 2013, 08:43:57 AM
So I'm thinking about doing Carb Nite to lean out quicker since I feel I already a pretty good base six months in. Lean out then bulk again with Back loading. My one concern is this, is it still ok to hit the weights as frequently and as hard as I do when doing carb nite? I'm averaging 4 days of lifting a week and planning on doing two days of HIIT. Would this be too taxing and break down whatever gains I've built? I understand the point of Carb Nite is rapid fat loss while maintaining current muscle mass but I just want to be sure.
I did Carb Nite for 6 months on 4 days of lifting a week.  You should be fine I think.  If you start to feel like you're losing strength quickly just up your calories or lower your intensity a bit.  Play it by ear

What do you guys think of weight gain powders/shakes? Effective in building mass?


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weight gain powders/shakes are usually just loads of calories with little or no nutritional value.  If you're just looking to pack on calories why not go with something like adding some oils or cream to food? 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Steve Contra on June 04, 2013, 03:01:06 PM
stepped on a scale today for the first time in a year or so

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213.  down from 340+
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:whew

Good work.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Oblivion on June 04, 2013, 10:19:08 PM
weight gain powders/shakes are usually just loads of calories with little or no nutritional value.  If you're just looking to pack on calories why not go with something like adding some oils or cream to food?

I guess I could do that, especially if weight gain powders/shakes aren't particularly useful.

You eat a lot, don't you, Mups? Got any suggestions on foodage and recipes?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on June 05, 2013, 09:13:36 AM
I eat about 3000 calories a day.  Some of the ways I pad my calories: cream and oil in my coffee, eating a few extra slices of bacon here and there, cheese (some will tell you to avoid it but I've had no problems with it), adding bacon fat to things I cook in a pan, olive oil on salads, eating fatty meats (pork, fajita, chicken thighs, etc).  To up your calories, just don't be afraid of fats.  Eat some beef ribs.  One medium size rib is like 700-800 calories! 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on June 06, 2013, 03:33:11 PM
I have it.  I can send it to you in a couple of hours when I get home if you'd like. 

But I should also add that he doesn't really go into much scientific detail behind his theory.  It's mostly laymans common sense stuff but I will vouch that it definitely works.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: chronovore on June 07, 2013, 01:19:38 AM
Just got my ass in a pair of jeans which I've not fit comfortably in for two years. They're loose. :hyper
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on June 07, 2013, 09:48:22 AM
Pics? :teehee
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Eric P on June 07, 2013, 09:57:55 AM
congrats!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Fifstar on June 07, 2013, 10:01:13 AM
Whatever happened to Cormac? Hasn't logged in since 4 weeks. Kinda weird that he hasn't popped up here or in the NBA thread.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on June 07, 2013, 01:43:28 PM
I will add though that the progression, even in the first 5/3/1 cycle, is exhausting.  He's not restricting you to only 5 reps, 3 reps or 1 rep.  Those are just your goals.  If you can hit 10/7/5 instead of 5/3/1 then by all means do it.  You'll still be following the program and still be getting stronger.  He advises only pushing it on the final set each week by the way and leaving at least 1 good rep in the tank.  But the program gets really hard really quick especially in the third week because you're not just doing your 1RM.  You're preceding it with 5x75%, 3x85% and 1(or more if you can)x95%.  It's surpisingly difficult. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on June 07, 2013, 02:55:15 PM
He does.  He recommends getting as many as you can with good form on the last set of the day as long as it doesn't inhibit progress on the following weeks (and it's not the deload week).

He talks about it somewhere in the book but without scanning more I can't find the full thing but this is from the FAQ portion (pg 100):
(http://i.imgur.com/s5o0pFv.jpg)

So week 1: 5x65%, 5x75%, Max Repsx85%
Week 2: 3x70%, 3x80%, Max Repsx90%
Week 3: 5x75%, 3x85%, Max Repsx95%
Week 4 (Deload): 5x40%, 5x50% and 5x60% - No max reps this week at all

And in interviews since he's even stated when it might be acceptable to double the cycle progression.  If you can get 12 reps week 1, 8 reps week 2 and 5 reps or more on week 3 then he says it's okay to double the advancement.  So 10 lbs for upper body (instead of the usual 5) and 20 lbs for lower body (instead of the usual 10). 

And yeah, I'm friends with a personal trainer at my gym and he's always telling me the same thing about 5/3/1.  That it's not enough volume or weight to be effective.  I can't do anything but shrug and say "it works for me".  I hate those moments and I wish there was research (maybe there is somewhere?  but I don't know about it) that I could use to back it up.  But I stopped caring about convincing people about what works.  Most don't care about trying anything outside their comfort zone anyways. I understand it's different for you since it's for your class though.  Sucks I can't be of more help

Edit: Shit.  I found it.  Page 23.  The section called "The Last Set"
(http://i.minus.com/iKZK6dgdWJlhb.JPG)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on June 07, 2013, 03:42:47 PM
We just need Cormac back in here to make it rain with research on insulin spikes and glycogen uptake.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on June 07, 2013, 04:39:08 PM
 :(
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Groogrux on June 08, 2013, 11:25:08 AM
Does anybody know why he really disappeared?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on June 09, 2013, 01:37:43 PM
Did Heruro run Cormacaroni out of here or was it just a coincidence?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Boogie on June 09, 2013, 09:31:46 PM
PURPLE BELT!!!!!!!!

(http://i687.photobucket.com/albums/vv235/iamboog/IMG_1176_zpsbc49baa6.jpg)

 :punch
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: chronovore on June 12, 2013, 02:15:35 AM
Awesome! Congrats on the milestone, Boogie, that's wonderful!


I popped back up to 96kg a couple days ago, but am back down again to 94. I want to work on getting rid of a little more belly fat before I indulge in another pic. Thanks for the encouragement!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Flannel Boy on June 12, 2013, 11:16:23 AM

 :shaq
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 12, 2013, 10:40:34 PM
like 10 more pounds for my ultimate goal of 250 :bow

although

lately i've been getting super hungry at night and just eating

i dont gain any weight

but i just feel like shit :fbm

oh well
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: chronovore on June 13, 2013, 03:14:40 AM
Fiancée's breath makes my eyes burn. I think she's in ketosis. Need to test her urine to be sure.

:mouf

We were talking about it and my 70 year old step mom overheard and said, "Ketosis? I did that in the 80s for a year. I lost a lot of weight." I've seen pictures of her from then and she looked pretty bangin' for a 40 year old.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ketostix
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on June 13, 2013, 08:37:36 AM
ketostix never worked for me.  they always showed up negative.  I just learned to know by the taste in my mouth and that my pee started to smell really strong.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on June 18, 2013, 10:27:04 AM
So these are my 1RM's...

Squat - 300
Bench Press - 255 (This one makes me a bit sad)
Deadlift - 345
OHP - 170

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on June 18, 2013, 02:27:47 PM
If my damn bench wasn't so weak I'd be closer!  I was really disappointed with that one.  I think I probably have a bit more in squat but by the end I was pretty tired at 300 and a few more lbs isn't going to stroke my ego much. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on June 18, 2013, 03:23:56 PM
How much do you weight right now? 

Those numbers are pretty good.  I think that your squat needs more work than your bench.  The gap between squat and bench should be more than 45 lbs if you train right. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on June 18, 2013, 06:34:23 PM
Thanks man. I weigh around 200 right now. And yeah squat has been accelerating fast the last 8 months. When I worked out at home I only has 235 lbs to workout with so my dead lift and squats were always weak.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 23, 2013, 12:13:12 PM
Ran my personal best 1/2 marathon time yesterday morning of 2 hours, 3 minutes. I can totally get below 2 hours on the next one.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on June 24, 2013, 10:48:52 PM
Damn dude. I'm either awful at running (probably) or that time is damn fast. After an hour at 6mph I am fucking dead. Good job!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 25, 2013, 08:17:56 PM
Damn dude. I'm either awful at running (probably) or that time is damn fast. After an hour at 6mph I am fucking dead. Good job!

I'm very happy with it, but it's really not that fast compared to hardcore runners. I average about 9 minute miles.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Steve Contra on June 27, 2013, 03:05:39 PM
Damn dude. I'm either awful at running (probably) or that time is damn fast. After an hour at 6mph I am fucking dead. Good job!

I'm very happy with it, but it's really not that fast compared to hardcore runners. I average about 9 minute miles.
Totally doable.  Are you doing speedwork?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Eric P on June 27, 2013, 05:40:45 PM
this was an interesting article about how processed foods manufacturers are trying (in small degrees) to move towards healthier ingredients.  the article is 2/3 shit talking people like me and 1/3 actually cool information

http://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2013/07/how-junk-food-can-end-obesity/309396/?single_page=true
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: chronovore on June 28, 2013, 03:13:16 AM
Down to 92.6 kg from 98, three months ago. If I actually cut carbs, I'd probably look like Brad Pitt in Fight Club -- the one after a fight, and with less hair.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on June 28, 2013, 08:34:43 AM
this was an interesting article about how processed foods manufacturers are trying (in small degrees) to move towards healthier ingredients.  the article is 2/3 shit talking people like me and 1/3 actually cool information

http://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2013/07/how-junk-food-can-end-obesity/309396/?single_page=true
Good read.  Although the author seems to judge "bad foods"by the traditional standard of "high fat and calories!"

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on June 28, 2013, 08:34:52 AM
Down to 92.6 kg from 98, three months ago. If I actually cut carbs, I'd probably look like Brad Pitt in Fight Club -- the one after a fight, and with less hair.
make it happen!!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on July 03, 2013, 02:30:37 AM
feeling weak after watching this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ar6RH4TozEY
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: G The Resurrected on July 03, 2013, 06:38:06 AM
I lost 20 pounds (not including water weight) in the past month after eating only panera bread salads for lunch/dinner. I've been on a strict diet of their steak chop salad with extra cheese and using only one dressing, instead of two. I've also been eating nonfat greek yogurt with fresh whole fruit I've blended with my Blendtec as a go between breakfast/snack. I've been watching my sugars with a blood monitor to make sure I'm not taking in too much sugar to throw off my insulin levels. And I make sure I take in the sugar early so it doesn't stay around.

Got my bike out of storage. Cleaned it up and lubed the chain. Proceeded to get on the bike and go around the block. Got onto the street to only make it half the way up the street. Fuck I need do something more than walk. I can walk till my feet bleed. I need me some good cardio building. Cause I can't fucking even ride a bike as it is right now. Surprised my ass didn't blow the tires. Any good cardio I can start introducing into my life slowly? I started hiking back in may once a week, which has been great at recharging my mental batteries for the week ahead.  But it's not as cardio driven as I want, unless I start to race up the mountains.

I tried to get into a insurance/gym program since it's being offered by my employer, but I was told I am too big for their equipment and that I'm too high risk. I've been so focused on where I want to be in the next few years that I forgot to stop and think about where I want to be psychically as well. I've been trying but it's super hard, especially when it's so easy to fall back into these bad habits of mine. I've known those habits more than I've known myself, they are all I've ever known. I've never been skinny and I know I don't want to be a stick, but I want to be healthier.

My thought's are to introduce some cardio into my regular routine, and then add more strenuous activity slowly. In the mean time working on my diet and life style choices. Then building up to more aggressive stuff like trail jogging/running, and cycling to maintain the calorie burn. I've heard that weight lifting is also good, but the muscle growth can elevate cortisol levels which I want to avoid. I'm already a fat ass don't need to feed that shit no more.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on July 03, 2013, 08:30:29 AM
For cardio why don't you do some body weight exercises?  Or if you're willing to put some money into it get a punching bag.  That's awesome cardio and a great shoulder and back workout.

Regarding your non fat greek yogurt, why not just get regular greek yogurt?  The fat is not going to hurt you.  Don't buy non fat anything.  It tastes bad (most of the time) and doesn't really do any good.  It's strictly for calorie counters.  YOU'RE NOT A CALORIE COUNTER ARE YOU????
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: G The Resurrected on July 03, 2013, 08:51:59 AM
No i'm most definitely not calorie counting. I found myself gaining weight if I do that, probably something to do with stressing over every meal and stuff. Ill try the fat version of the yogurt, a lot of them have way too much sugar so I do look out for that. Its the sugars I've got to control and my stress levels so I watch those more than anything. I don't think counting calories is gonna help me win this war, thats for sure.

What exactly are body weight exercises? I've wanted a bag for a long time so now might be a good excuse to get one. I was thinking of mimicking a crossfit like workout at home. That way I don't get used to any one thing too quickly and it'll keep my body guessing.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on July 03, 2013, 09:03:30 AM
body weight exercises are exercises that use your body weight as resistance.  Pushups, situps, pullups, planks, air squats, etc.  You can do a circuit of them. 

Or a few other things, get a car, put it in neutral and push that bitch around a parking lot.  Throw some weights in a backpack and go for a walk.  Do some shadow boxing.  Find a big flight of stairs and go nuts.  There's tons of free options for cardio.  Have fun!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on July 03, 2013, 06:20:12 PM
G, how much do you weight?  Seems ridiculous that a commercial gym would be scared of you being too big for their equipment. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Oblivion on July 04, 2013, 04:31:00 AM
So I started the GOMAD diet, or rather in my case, HAGOMAD diet (Half a gallon of milk a day), and have been doing so for like a week now. At first I was worried that it might give me some crazy stomach problems, but as weird as it may seem, I've had zero negative repercussions so far. Not only do I not have to go to the bathroom every fifteen minutes, but my bowel movements are even better than normal!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Eric P on July 05, 2013, 10:43:34 PM
bought size 34 shorts today and size m shirts.

so that's 20 inches off of my waist and from 2xl to m in 2 years.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on July 06, 2013, 10:05:58 AM
Wow! That's impressive as hell. I can't seem to get below size 36/38 pants
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Oblivion on July 07, 2013, 03:53:45 PM
Woo! Seems the GOMAD diet IS working! I've gained over 3 pounds in a little over a week. :rock :rock :rock.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Beezy on July 07, 2013, 06:38:21 PM
 :beli
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Oblivion on July 08, 2013, 12:58:41 AM
What?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on July 08, 2013, 09:16:48 AM
Good lord!  I did my first session of 5/3/1 BBB today.  Usually I have 4-5 assistance exercises with my 5/3/1 lift, but BBB calls for only your 5/3/1 lift like regular, then the same lift 5x10 and then one assistance exercise 5x10.  I thought I would be adventurous and add another assistance exercise but my quads were dead.  I did 8 sets of squats total and then 5 sets of leg curls and I got to my 2nd set of leg extensions before my legs gave out.  That's also 50 lbs (25%) less than what I usually do as well.  It was ridiculous.  It will be nice to have a much shorter workout though.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: ToxicAdam on July 08, 2013, 10:30:45 AM
What?

Keep at it, but just remember that progress is measured in months and years, not days.


Also, GOMAD is meant for people that are serious about weightlifting. Building muscle. IIRC, you are someone that doesn't have access to weights. So, you are just going to get fat and bloated on GOMAD.

'Skinnyfat' is not a good look to shoot for.



Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Oblivion on July 08, 2013, 11:03:37 AM
What?

Keep at it, but just remember that progress is measured in months and years, not days.


Also, GOMAD is meant for people that are serious about weightlifting. Building muscle. IIRC, you are someone that doesn't have access to weights. So, you are just going to get fat and bloated on GOMAD.

'Skinnyfat' is not a good look to shoot for.

Yeah, I plan on buying some weights in the next few days. But just out of curiosity, would doing body weight exercises prevent being fat?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on July 08, 2013, 11:19:19 AM
Too many variables with that question.  It'll do more to prevent you from being fat than nothing?  But it depends on what your diet is (biggest factor), how often you're doing this exercises and what kind of intensity you're going for.  In short, it's better than nothing.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: ToxicAdam on July 08, 2013, 11:33:13 AM
Yea, it's better than nothing, but some kind of weighted training is more efficient.


Ever think about investing in a weighted vest? It could really compliment your goals and apprehension to free weight training.

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Oblivion on July 08, 2013, 01:45:03 PM
Curious, assuming I don't work out, where is all this fat supposed to build up? Does it go straight to your stomach or does it get distributed evenly throughout your body?

Ever think about investing in a weighted vest? It could really compliment your goals and apprehension to free weight training.

Sounds interesting. Where do you get such a thing?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: ToxicAdam on July 08, 2013, 01:56:59 PM
In males, our extra fat goes mostly to our midsection. Some into our face and jowls. Some dudes get fat asses/hips too ... depends on your genetics/hormones.

Weighted vests you can buy anywhere they sell fitness equipment (even department stores like target and walmart).  Don't be afraid to look on Craigslist and save a bunch of money, unless you are phobic about wearing material people have sweat in.



Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: cool breeze on July 08, 2013, 03:38:34 PM
does he take it off before fights to raise his power level?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on July 08, 2013, 06:33:08 PM
The first place I gain weight is my chest and thighs. I'm a fucking woman.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on July 08, 2013, 09:45:26 PM
just hit 200lbs lost in 1.3 years :bow :bow

prob unhealthy

but my life is way better

and i feelbetter

all thanks to u guys

i love u all

(http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c343/bcnhf/wowsies.jpg)

dat me now on the left im still a fat shite but atleast its not too bad no more. im at like 255 now, my first goal was 250. i cant wait to hit it

o ya i went from a 4xl shirt to XL / L if im lucky and like a 56 waist to 42 which is the worst part i still have that fat bottom stomache it suxxxxx
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on July 08, 2013, 10:02:26 PM
Goddamn dude. That's amazing! Congratulations!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on July 08, 2013, 10:06:55 PM
ty man u were a inspiration 2
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Eric P on July 08, 2013, 10:39:57 PM
wow.

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Boogie on July 09, 2013, 07:22:01 AM
Still a pasty white dude, but looking good man! :bow2
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on July 09, 2013, 07:30:43 AM
thanks guys :)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mr. Gundam on July 09, 2013, 08:43:41 PM
Signed up for another half marathon in October. My "one a year" rule is being flung to the side.

Damn dude. I'm either awful at running (probably) or that time is damn fast. After an hour at 6mph I am fucking dead. Good job!

I'm very happy with it, but it's really not that fast compared to hardcore runners. I average about 9 minute miles.
Totally doable.  Are you doing speedwork?

I've been trying to, but nothing serious. I need to be able to push myself hard near the end of a race. My old pattern was totally pumped at the beginning, run full speed for 5 miles and then hit a wall. I'm doing really well at the consistent 9 minute miles, but then near mile 11 I'm toast and cannot find the energy to step it up at the end.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Dickie Dee on July 11, 2013, 07:31:46 PM
I did a half marathon in 06, my time was 1:59  8)

Now a couple flights of stairs can wind me if I take them fast  :-\
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Dickie Dee on July 11, 2013, 07:32:39 PM
Just saw Methodis' post FFUUUUUUUUUUUU

:bow
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Polari on July 12, 2013, 05:39:01 PM
Um, so I decided I'd start running. Bought some shoes, shorts etc. Went yesterday for the first time, did about 1500m over about 15 minutes (lol right).

Anyway, then today happened. My fucking muscles are killing me. What do FitnessBore?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on July 12, 2013, 06:04:25 PM
Rest a couple of days and then do it again.  The intensity of the muscle soreness will become less extreme if you keep up with it.  Even if you're still sore in a few days then do it.  It will actually help to make you feel better.  At least this is my experience with weights.  I'm not much of a runner so if I'm out of my element then one of the Walters (runners) in here can correct me.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Fifstar on July 12, 2013, 06:46:44 PM
Should be the same for cardio. Soreness might take a couple of days to go away, but the soreness will be much less after you go running the next time and after a couple of weeks you probably won't feel sore anymore at all (unless you greatly increase your pensum.

ALso, I don't want to sound like an ass but 1,5 km in 15 minutes? That's basically moderately quick walking (although quick walking seems to be actually more healthy than actually running).
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Polari on July 12, 2013, 07:00:00 PM
Should be the same for cardio. Soreness might take a couple of days to go away, but the soreness will be much less after you go running the next time and after a couple of weeks you probably won't feel sore anymore at all (unless you greatly increase your pensum.

ALso, I don't want to sound like an ass but 1,5 km in 15 minutes? That's basically moderately quick walking (although quick walking seems to be actually more healthy than actually running).

Well, 1.6km according to this route mapping site I just found. I was running at a decent pace the whole time, apart from a couple of 20 second or so breaks. I am pretty fucking unfit though and couldn't have gone further without a few minutes break. It might have been less time too, I didn't actually keep track or anything. I don't even know how long people tend to run for.

Thanks dudes.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Polari on July 12, 2013, 07:01:20 PM
It also made me wonder how fat people run. Surely all the shit wobbling around must slow you down.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Fifstar on July 12, 2013, 07:19:15 PM
If you're unfit I'd try to start with about 20 minutes at a steady pace, run a bit slower if you need to take breaks. In the mid term, something around the 45 minute mark should be your goal, as you only really increase your stamina if you run for longer than 30 minutes.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Polari on July 12, 2013, 07:27:15 PM
OK I'll try. I've smoked too much for too long so my lungs are pretty shot and it might take a while. I do walk on average at least an hour each day (don't own a car) as well as do a short weights routine but I haven't really done any intense cardio since my teenage years playing football. Thanks again.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Eric P on July 13, 2013, 10:24:21 AM
It also made me wonder how fat people run. Surely all the shit wobbling around must slow you down.

it's physically uncomfortable, I'll tell you that much.

man titties flappin in the wind ain't that good a feelin
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Eric P on July 13, 2013, 10:25:07 AM
If you're unfit I'd try to start with about 20 minutes at a steady pace, run a bit slower if you need to take breaks. In the mid term, something around the 45 minute mark should be your goal, as you only really increase your stamina if you run for longer than 30 minutes.

I used the Couch to 5K program when i started off and it was really helpful
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Oblivion on July 13, 2013, 06:19:58 PM
Woo! Gained another two pounds. That makes 5 lbs. in two weeks. I've never had gains like that in my life. :rock
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on July 13, 2013, 06:37:22 PM
Good job, man. What are you doing with the weight gain though? Weights? Or you're just looking to pack on a few pounds? Just curious.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Oblivion on July 13, 2013, 06:44:53 PM
Thanks, Mups. Right now I'm just trying to fill up. Not looking to be a body builder or anything, but just enough so that I don't have the frame of a 15 yr. old girl anymore.. I'm 5"11 and at the moment 125 lbs, and I'm trying to achieve 140.

Also, I bought some weights the other day as well, so that should help.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on July 13, 2013, 07:54:17 PM
Holy shit. Yeah that's small. I kinda wish I had that problem. Haha.  What routine are you following to put on size?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Oblivion on July 13, 2013, 08:04:44 PM
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Holy shit. Yeah that's small.

Yup! Now you see why I'm resorting to extreme measures. :P

Quote
What routine are you following to put on size?

You mean as far as my diet? As I mentioned, I've been doing half a gomad, with lots of chicken and eggs, mostly.

As far as exercise? Pushups, sit ups, and mainly dumb bell workouts.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on July 13, 2013, 08:11:12 PM
Try to work in some leg exercises like squats (can be done with dumbbells) and back exercises. Both will work to make your torso look bigger.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Oblivion on July 13, 2013, 08:18:30 PM
Oh yeah, definitely. I've been doing squats with my dumb bells. And they wound up destroying my legs for like 3 days.

But in a GOOD way!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on July 15, 2013, 12:29:22 PM
Nice!  Be sure to add some deadlifts and rows.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: chronovore on July 16, 2013, 11:25:57 AM
Good job, Methodis. That's dramatic!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: chronovore on July 18, 2013, 12:42:56 AM
I'm down to 92.7 kg again. I apparently was down to 92.6 a couple weeks ago, but I'm working out harder lately, bulking up just a bit more, and was probably even more dehydrated a couple weeks ago.

Yeah, I know I shouldn't do post-workout/dehydrated measurements, but it's a consistent point at which to measure.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on July 18, 2013, 10:13:35 AM
Good job, man!  I always weigh myself after a workout.  It doesn't matter when as long as the conditions are consistent.  For example, I weigh myself after exercising and always after I've had one liter of water in the morning and one cup of coffee.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Oblivion on July 19, 2013, 04:16:11 PM
Guess how much weight I gained this week? :rock

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-2 lbs.

Was sick all week. Goddamn it.  :'(
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Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Your Stalker on July 19, 2013, 07:51:58 PM
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Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Oblivion on July 20, 2013, 01:37:35 PM
Just to clarify, I LOST 2 lbs. this week.  :maf
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on July 20, 2013, 01:49:55 PM
Down to 163. Weighed in at 185 in January. Best thing is this low carb diet is actually sustainable. I have no urge to eat a big sandwich or other carb heavy meals during the day. I stopped back loading for a bit and am doing low carb to ultra liw carb with refeeds.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Dickie Dee on July 20, 2013, 02:45:43 PM
are you doing carb nights?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on July 20, 2013, 03:08:13 PM
I want to transition into carb nights, I actually bought the pdf a couple of days ago. Currently I've just been eating high fat high protein until I read up on the details.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on July 22, 2013, 07:13:55 AM
Damn dude that is some really good progress!  Good job!

I recently switched from carb nite to carb backloading.  Apparently I did the switch too quickly.  I developed gastroparesis from the massive change in blood sugar levels.  Since Friday morning I was alternating between constipation, diarrhea and vomiting.  It was pretty awful.  I was only able to eat about 1000 calories or less for the last few days.  This my third week for 5/3/1 so hopefully I haven't lost too much :(
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: hampster on July 22, 2013, 11:15:09 AM
AWESOM-O and Methodis, you both did a great job. Congrats to both of you :)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on July 22, 2013, 07:32:11 PM
thanks. and congrats to you tooo~~~~!!!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Steve Contra on July 26, 2013, 03:48:58 PM
Signed up for another half marathon in October. My "one a year" rule is being flung to the side.

Damn dude. I'm either awful at running (probably) or that time is damn fast. After an hour at 6mph I am fucking dead. Good job!

I'm very happy with it, but it's really not that fast compared to hardcore runners. I average about 9 minute miles.
Totally doable.  Are you doing speedwork?

I've been trying to, but nothing serious. I need to be able to push myself hard near the end of a race. My old pattern was totally pumped at the beginning, run full speed for 5 miles and then hit a wall. I'm doing really well at the consistent 9 minute miles, but then near mile 11 I'm toast and cannot find the energy to step it up at the end.
Yup, you need some speed work.  And hill work.  And a better running plan.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Oblivion on July 27, 2013, 01:49:43 AM
 I worked out two days ago and my body is still slightly sore. Not sore enough that it would prevent me from lifting, but is it okay to continue, or should I rest until I'm at 100%?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on July 27, 2013, 02:09:02 AM
I worked out two days ago and my body is still slightly sore. Not sore enough that it would prevent me from lifting, but is it okay to continue, or should I rest until I'm at 100%?
workout some different body parts. Are you following a written routine? If so, just follow the routine.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Oblivion on July 27, 2013, 02:17:30 AM
I worked out two days ago and my body is still slightly sore. Not sore enough that it would prevent me from lifting, but is it okay to continue, or should I rest until I'm at 100%?
workout some different body parts. Are you following a written routine? If so, just follow the routine.

My routine includes doing arms and legs at the same time. So, go ahead with it?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on July 27, 2013, 10:25:40 AM
I would
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Oblivion on July 27, 2013, 01:48:58 PM
Cool beans.


Also, good news. I made up all the weight I lost last week from being sick plus 1 lb.  :pimp
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on July 27, 2013, 10:06:39 PM
Nice! It was probably water weight. Its really hard to lose so much mass so quickly. But it still sucks when it happens.

I'm in full on weight gain mode... Except I can't stop losing weight instead. I know the answer is to eat more, and I keep doing but yeah its actually difficult. I never had this problem before.  It used to be that if I varied at all from my strict diet I would gain weight so damn quick. Its weird.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Groogrux on July 28, 2013, 09:36:52 AM
I was just reading through a post from DH Kiefer about Vibrams.  Looked through the comments and one of the first posts was from Cormac.  He's still out there, fighting the good fight.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on July 31, 2013, 02:18:41 PM
My company is doing an "Olympics" event on October 12th.  I plan on competing in the weightlifting portion.  TIME TO FUCKING EAT!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: chronovore on August 02, 2013, 04:26:29 AM
Down to 92.0 kg, even though I couldn't go to the gym for five days. I did go or an impromptu run, just to get out and move.  I think it helped.

I was just reading through a post from DH Kiefer about Vibrams.  Looked through the comments and one of the first posts was from Cormac.  He's still out there, fighting the good fight.

FIGHTING THE PRIMAL BATTLE ON THE STREETS OF TOKYO!
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Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Boogie on August 02, 2013, 07:16:31 AM
I've gotten myself down to a sustained 193lbs, even hitting 191lbs a few times post-workout.  (I had been stuck at about 202 lbs for a while, as recently as a month and a half ago.)

This is pretty much an ideal weight for me if I want to do some tournaments in the fall, because the weight limit for the med-heavy division is 195lbs, with the gi on.


Of course, now I'm going on vacation for two weeks, so I'm probably going to add most of that weight back on and have to work back to this point again.  :lol ......  :-\
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: chronovore on August 02, 2013, 07:43:56 AM
I find that I'm just as happy if I eat half as much. How are your eating patterns?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on August 02, 2013, 07:44:49 AM
:bow Boreans :bow2 

doin' thangs!

I've started supplementing my evenings with ice cream, cake and shit like tacos to try to gain weight.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: chronovore on August 02, 2013, 08:10:30 AM
¡You should try to LIVE MAS!

Hit it Taco Bell style, and start with a delicious taco, then wrap it in a delicious cake.

Then deep fry it.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on August 02, 2013, 09:44:13 AM
 :lol  I'm just avoiding fast food even on this dirty bulk.  I'm trying to make the bad things I eat as good as possible.  No shitty oils and cheap flour and stuff like that.  Not to mention I enjoy cooking  and it's more cost efficient.  But I do tend to eat Taco Smell on Saturdays *drool*
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Oblivion on August 04, 2013, 04:07:04 AM
Okay, so I'm now a full month after being on my new diet, and the good news is, overall I've made a net gain of 8 lbs. :rock (though technically, that's more like what I've gotten out of two weeks, sine it took two weeks for me to lose a few pounds and then gain them back)

Here's the thing though. While I'm glad I seem to be making progress, my appearance hasn't changed noticeably. My wrists and forearms are still skinny looking as ever.

Don't get me wrong, I wasn't expecting much difference if I had gained a pound or two, but I figured once I got close to 10 lbs. I would see noticeable improvements. How much do I have to gain before I start seeing actual results?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Groogrux on August 04, 2013, 09:11:27 AM
It looks like low-carb is going to be coming to my household to stay.  I just found out my girlfriend is a type II diabetic.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on August 04, 2013, 01:35:30 PM
Okay, so I'm now a full month after being on my new diet, and the good news is, overall I've made a net gain of 8 lbs. :rock (though technically, that's more like what I've gotten out of two weeks, sine it took two weeks for me to lose a few pounds and then gain them back)

Here's the thing though. While I'm glad I seem to be making progress, my appearance hasn't changed noticeably. My wrists and forearms are still skinny looking as ever.

Don't get me wrong, I wasn't expecting much difference if I had gained a pound or two, but I figured once I got close to 10 lbs. I would see noticeable improvements. How much do I have to gain before I start seeing actual results?
its because its not muscle. Ten lbs in a month is steroid territory. 1 or 2 lbs of that is muscle. The rest is fat, water and weight from the extra food. Keep on truckin buddy.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Flannel Boy on August 10, 2013, 07:39:18 PM
Just jogged on an empty stomach for an hour outside and finished it off with a 200m sprint (six days in a row this week for close to 40k). I ain't even tired.

I'll bulk when I return to Toronto at the end of the month. Since I already IF, maybe I'll join the leangains club with Eschaton.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on August 12, 2013, 03:18:43 PM
Decided to test my squat out again after 2 more cycles of 5/3/1 since my last 1RM test.  Hit 325 today.  I did my first 5/3/1 cycle in January and my max was 245.  80 lbs in 8 months or so is enough progress to make me happy.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on August 13, 2013, 07:17:38 AM
Thanks brochacho.  I wish my bench progressed that well.  It only went up around 30 lbs in 8 months.  But I guess it's only about 10 lbs off from where it should be according to the program.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on August 13, 2013, 09:34:56 AM
I think you should be okay.  Week 1 is always the hardest for me.  I can usually only get the 5 on my 85%, which isn't a problem since Wendler recommends not doing any extra during week 1 anyways.  But during weeks 2 and 3 I usually blow past the minimum reps.  Today being the exception... On my final set of bench press today I accidentally added 20 extra lbs and of course failed spectacularly.  Someone helped me lift and I noticed the problem and removed the extra weight.  Went for it again and got 2 reps.  But last cycle I got 3 reps on 5 lbs lighter and I remember that third rep being easy as shit.  4th set of dips I also got 2 less reps than I did last week (I go for 5 sets of 10 weighted).  But I did get 10 again on the 5th set.  I'm not sure if it was exhaustion from the failure, shaken nerves or both but today was a bad day.

Edit: I also received some bad news at work that may have shaken me a bit.  A trip I was looking forward to was postponed 3 months.  I also noticed I surprise myself and do better on my workouts when I get less sleep (6 hours or so) compared to a "normal" night for me (8 hours or so).  So I don't know.  But I was really disappointed in myself today.  Fuuuuuu
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on August 13, 2013, 10:41:59 AM
Damn.  The 5k I could do, but the 12 mile mud runs would absolutely destroy me.  You and I have some similar stats but you absolutely destroy me in that regard.  I'm too focused on strength I think.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: DCharlieJP on August 18, 2013, 06:56:36 PM
breaking back into 67kg weight - down from a horrible balloon-y 74kg in Feb.

Gearing up for a half marathon in Nov - did first slow 18km yesterday morning in around 1hr 40.

wooot
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Oblivion on August 18, 2013, 10:29:33 PM
For lifting, at what point do you go and increase the amount of weight?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on August 18, 2013, 10:59:09 PM
For lifting, at what point do you go and increase the amount of weight?
what routine are you doing? Its different based on the routine. But you are usually going for more reps or weights each session.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Oblivion on August 18, 2013, 11:01:55 PM
For lifting, at what point do you go and increase the amount of weight?
what routine are you doing? Its different based on the routine. But you are usually going for more reps or weights each session.

Dumb bell curls, 10 reps at 3 sets. You're supposed to increase weight every session??
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on August 19, 2013, 09:56:44 AM
That's not a routine really  :lol  A routine is based around the concept of steady progression.  Did you end up getting a barbell and weights?  Or are you dumbbell only?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Flannel Boy on August 19, 2013, 04:30:08 PM
I'm going to give Oblivion the nickname Bigorexia. (Yeah, I just saw the GAF thread--I was going to make a thread, but then I remembered that I don't even lift threads, brah.)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Oblivion on August 20, 2013, 04:04:59 AM
That's not a routine really  :lol  A routine is based around the concept of steady progression.

...oh.

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  Did you end up getting a barbell and weights?  Or are you dumbbell only?

No barbells, but I did get dumb bells of increasing weights that should keep me busy for a while. 25, 30, 35 lbs.

I hate you, Oblivion.

 :'(
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Oblivion on August 20, 2013, 04:08:13 AM
Actually, can someone just GIVE me a muscle building routine? Probably might be easier than just making things up as I go along.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Boogie on August 20, 2013, 07:25:23 AM
For lifting, at what point do you go and increase the amount of weight?
what routine are you doing? Its different based on the routine. But you are usually going for more reps or weights each session.

Dumb bell curls, 10 reps at 3 sets. You're supposed to increase weight every session??

This can't be real life.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Boogie on August 20, 2013, 07:26:59 AM
Actually, can someone just GIVE me a muscle building routine? Probably might be easier than just making things up as I go along.

Sure thing champ:

http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=32900.0
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on August 20, 2013, 09:41:12 AM
Oblivion, to be completely honest you're going to have very limited options with dumbbells only and that low of weight.  You'll be done with that weight after a week or two most likely.  Do you have a bench at least? 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Oblivion on August 20, 2013, 01:12:57 PM
Oblivion, to be completely honest you're going to have very limited options with dumbbells only and that low of weight.  You'll be done with that weight after a week or two most likely.  Do you have a bench at least?

Yeah, I do. But it's probably looking like I gotta sign up for a gym, right?

Oblivion, what is your goal? Why are you lifting weights?

I'm super skinny, and I just want to gain a little mass. At least enough to look like a normal human being, anyway.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: ToxicAdam on August 20, 2013, 01:17:52 PM
Oblivion, I've seen this same conversation with you about 20 times now over the past 4-5 years on here and GAF.

Are you learning disabled or just trolling? I can't tell.

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Oblivion on August 20, 2013, 01:42:24 PM
Oblivion, I've seen this same conversation with you about 20 times now over the past 4-5 years on here and GAF.

Well...yes, but all those other times I was trying to work out, something would keep getting in the way, like work and school.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: ToxicAdam on August 20, 2013, 01:53:35 PM
But the information you were given doesn't change.  You can print it out and keep it so you don't forget.

If you are serious about doing something in your life, things don't 'get in the way'. You make the proper sacrifices to keep it going. That's why they call fitness a lifestyle.

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on August 20, 2013, 02:03:29 PM
Oblivion, to be completely honest you're going to have very limited options with dumbbells only and that low of weight.  You'll be done with that weight after a week or two most likely.  Do you have a bench at least?

Yeah, I do. But it's probably looking like I gotta sign up for a gym, right?

Oblivion, what is your goal? Why are you lifting weights?

I'm super skinny, and I just want to gain a little mass. At least enough to look like a normal human being, anyway.
Either invest in more dumbbell weight or in a gym membership.  Dumbbell weight is pretty cheap and can go a long way, but it has limitations.  That would the minimal solution.  But yes, I would say join a gym and start Stronglifts or Starting Strength as your program.  If you're serious that is your best option.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on August 20, 2013, 03:10:36 PM
That too.  My suggestion if you've got the money and time is to buy a basic rack and weight set and make a home gym.  Look for people moving on craigslist.  You can get whole sets for about 100 bucks.  Great investment.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: nudemacusers on August 24, 2013, 08:49:01 PM
yeah I'm not huge or anything but I was pretty thin (like 36" chest etc) all my life and found it really hard to gain anything, until I forced myself to drink a protein shake everyday, sometimes twice a day. Definitely did the trick.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Oblivion on August 24, 2013, 10:10:36 PM
Ok jerkos, I signed up with a gym for two months.

NOW can someone suggest some workout routines?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on August 24, 2013, 11:06:10 PM
I suggested two of them, bro!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Oblivion on August 24, 2013, 11:43:27 PM
I suggested two of them, bro!

Oh...right! My bad.  :heartbeat: Mupepe


Also, I'm gonna post my strength progress here, cause I'm gangsta that way.


Day 1 (and yes, feel free to laugh) -

Dumb bells curls: 25 lbs. (10 reps 3 sets)
Barbell curls: 60 lbs. (10 reps 3 sets)
Bench press: 60 lbs. (10 reps 3 sets)
Leg press: 150 lbs. (15 reps 3 sets)
Squats: 60 lbs. (10 reps 3 sets)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on August 25, 2013, 09:14:57 AM
No squats or overhead press??
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Boogie on August 25, 2013, 02:26:57 PM
Ok jerkos, I signed up with a gym for two months.

NOW can someone suggest some workout routines?

No problem, buddy, got ya covered:

http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=32900.0
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Oblivion on August 27, 2013, 12:13:04 AM
Good job, spergo, you didn't post any reps.

There ya go, YER MAJESTY.

No squats or overhead press??

My mistake, I did squats, not a dead lifts or overhead presses. Will do those next time, hopefully.

Ok jerkos, I signed up with a gym for two months.

NOW can someone suggest some workout routines?

No problem, buddy, got ya covered:

http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=32900.0

Oh, you.


Anyway, here's my progress from day too:

Dumb bells curls: 30 lbs. (5 reps 4 sets)
Barbell curls: 60 lbs. (10 reps 3 sets)
Bench press: 60 lbs. (10 reps 3 sets)
Leg press: couldn't find the machine since I went to a different gym, and plus I was on a limited schedule. :(
Squats: 70 lbs. (10 reps 3 sets)
Lunges: 70 lbs. (10 reps 3 sets)

Thoughts and observations:

I'm somewhat happy to say that I managed to increase the amount of weights on the dumb bells curls, and squats, but for some reason the barbell curls and bench presses were giving me a shitload of trouble in that I could barely keep up with what I was doing last time. Maybe next time.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on August 27, 2013, 07:29:37 AM
So I assume you're doing a lot of curls because you want some big guns (understandable).  If so, my suggestion is to do pullups instead.  They're a lot more beneficial and they work the shit out of your biceps.  My arms were little bitches until I started pullups.  I wish I would have gotten serious about them sooner.  They're already easier to progress on than curls (and better for your wrist too).
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on August 27, 2013, 09:19:31 AM
So I mentioned before that my bench was progressing a lot slower than everything else and I failed miserably on what I thought was my 1RM before (I was thinking 270 easily and maxed out at 260).  Well today I decided to start my new 5/3/1 cycle with a wider grip.  Wow.  What a fucking difference.  Everything felt more stable.  On my 85% set it felt like I had found the missing piece of the puzzle. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: T-Short on August 27, 2013, 09:47:56 AM
Just wanted to announce in here that I've decided to up my exercise levels, I finally bought a new bicycle in June (my old one got stolen a year and a half ago) and after some windup I've now set a target of 100km on the bike per week. Just done 115 or so this past week, and will try to keep this up until it gets too dark/cold/snowy here. I will be combining this with my regular capoeira classes which I do 2-3 days per week to see if I can lose some of my flab!

(http://www.ivillage.com/files/et/downloads/animal-walrus.gif) (http://www.ivillage.com/files/et/downloads/animal-walrus.gif)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: radioheadrule83 on August 27, 2013, 10:22:47 AM
Just wanted to announce in here that I've decided to up my exercise levels, I finally bought a new bicycle in June (my old one got stolen a year and a half ago) and after some windup I've now set a target of 100km on the bike per week. Just done 115 or so this past week, and will try to keep this up until it gets too dark/cold/snowy here. I will be combining this with my regular capoeira classes which I do 2-3 days per week to see if I can lose some of my flab!

I'm ~200bs at the moment, which is not far off the heaviest I've ever been - my weight has been coming down slowly the last few weeks, and I feel confident I can continue losing - I've just let things get a little out of control -- okay, a lot out of control.

I'm a little bit guttish and mooby, but I'm lucky really in that this weight doesn't show as badly on me as I've seen it show on others. I'm lucky I have the kind of build I have I guess. I don't really have a weight goal, but I'm looking to lose a few inches off the waist and gut (obviously) and maybe pad on some muscle.

I don't want to hulk out to be honest, I just want to achieve slightly more strength/stamina in the arms/core and slim down / tone up. Get a little bit closer to how I used to be. I've just joined a gym close to work so I can check in every other lunch hour, or after work, and I've been cycling too. I don't normally monitor what I'm doing on the bike but I know I've done about 65km in the last 4 days, and that's with two days not cycling at all. I'm finding I'm already at the point where I feel like I could just go and go, so I'm starting to take mental notes of the gears I'm using - in the hopes I can push myself to go a bit faster each time.

The reason I've joined the gym is because I know weight lifting is probably going to be more efficient for fat loss than cardio alone (more lasting effects on metabolic rate etc)... I do have basic dumb-bells at home, and access to my brothers barbell (no bench), but I'd rather have access to better equipment and advice. I honestly have no idea where to start though, hence me reading this thread. I know how to work some basic groups with the dumbbells but I'd probably do myself an injury trying to use the barbell..
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on August 27, 2013, 10:36:59 AM
http://www.startingstrengthtraining.com/workouts/

This is a good place to start if you're new to lifting.  You'll make efficient advancements and it's not overkill for a beginner.  This will build you a solid base and get you strong in the main lifts.  As you advance you can start adding in assistance exercises to strengthen your weak points.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on August 27, 2013, 01:02:13 PM
Can't deadlift or clean in the power racks?  Totally acceptable.  It's not like you're curling in there. *looking at Oblivion*
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: T-Short on August 27, 2013, 04:35:33 PM
Just went out for a spin

http://cyclemeter.com/6e2f9976d45436fd/Cycle-20130827-1923?r=f (http://cyclemeter.com/6e2f9976d45436fd/Cycle-20130827-1923?r=f)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: chronovore on August 28, 2013, 08:11:49 PM
I am back in Japan, going to the gym for the first time in over two weeks today. I feel like a sack of dough; I'm a-scared to get on the scale...! (But I can't wait to get back into my routine.)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: chronovore on August 29, 2013, 08:00:48 PM
I am back in Japan, going to the gym for the first time in over two weeks today. I feel like a sack of dough; I'm a-scared to get on the scale...! (But I can't wait to get back into my routine.)

According to my consistent measuring point, I gained 1.4 kg during my two week vacation in the USA. Much better than I'd feared.

OTOH, my standard workout was a lot harder than it had been two weeks ago. A break like that, it caused a surprising drop off in my stamina.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: chronovore on August 30, 2013, 07:47:58 PM
Huh, yeah, that makes sense. I was dying on the treadmill, but I was able to keep up my weight routine with only minimal pain this morning.

Oh, crap. I forgot to do my post-workout stretch, which also might explain the soreness.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Boogie on August 31, 2013, 10:38:39 AM
because NASCAR?

and holy shit, they're charging $145 for a fucking plank of wood and some bean bags?!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: nudemacusers on August 31, 2013, 12:05:55 PM
brahs need to warm up before exercise too
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on August 31, 2013, 01:30:26 PM
Paying money for a cornhole set :what
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Oblivion on August 31, 2013, 06:58:27 PM
Can't deadlift or clean in the power racks?  Totally acceptable.  It's not like you're curling in there. *looking at Oblivion*

 :-[


Okay, so day tres:

Barbell curls: 60 lbs. (10 reps 3 sets)
Squats: 80 lbs. (10 reps 3 sets)
Lunges: 70 lbs. (10 reps 3 sets)


This was a pretty unfortunate day. Just was not the most optimal time to go to the gym.


Day fo:

Squats: three sets of 10 at 85 lbs.
pull ups: 3 sets of 8
barbell curls: 3 sets of 10 at 60 lbs. (for some reason this seems to be the hardest for me to advance on)
Leg press: 3 sets of 10 at 170 lbs.

This was yesterday and it felt a lot more productive than the previous day. As mentioned, can't explain why but the barbell curls are giving me the most difficulty. Was really happy about my leg press. Last time I did it, I could do 150, but when I tried 170, I couldn't even budge it more than an inch. But yesterday I somehow managed to do 3 sets of that, and oddly enough, the final set turned out to be the easiest.

So my current weight right now is 131 lbs., so I gained roughly 11 lbs. in ~2 months. It appears that most of those gains seemed to have gone to my stomach area (can't see my ribs anymore, which is awesome!), and my thighs. My arms are still as twig-like as ever, unfortunately (Mupepe, it's true I've been doing a lot of bicep workouts, but what I really want to do is make my forearms and wrists thicker. Fuck, if nothing else, if the only improvements my body would get would be those, I'd be pleased as punch).
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on August 31, 2013, 07:38:21 PM
Your forearms will grow best with compound movements, not isolation. Stuff like pullups, deadlifts, overhead press and dips. And isolation exercises are harder to progress on than compound exercises. That's why curls are giving you the most trouble. Its more of an assistance exercise that you shouldnt worry about as much. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on August 31, 2013, 07:38:57 PM
I do curls too so I'm not trying to be a dick by the way. Haha
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on August 31, 2013, 07:39:17 PM
Just not in the squat rack
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Oblivion on August 31, 2013, 07:55:58 PM
Your forearms will grow best with compound movements, not isolation. Stuff like pullups, deadlifts, overhead press and dips. And isolation exercises are harder to progress on than compound exercises. That's why curls are giving you the most trouble. Its more of an assistance exercise that you shouldnt worry about as much.

Ah, interesting. Well, I guess I'll stick to those workouts then!

I do curls too so I'm not trying to be a dick by the way. Haha

No worries, g. :heartbeat
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Oblivion on September 02, 2013, 11:54:09 PM
Day 5 -

Bench press: 3 sets of 10 at 65 lbs.
Pull ups: 3 sets of 8
Squats: 3 sets of 5 at 100 lbs.
Dead lifts: 1 set of 5 at 50 lbs.

The deadlifts I know I could have gone a good bit higher but I was trying to get my form right first. Probably the type of lift I'm scared of the most. The squats are about 10 lbs. higher than from last time, so that's good, I guess! (and good god, squats are a goddamned bitch, son!)

Also, I broke my record for most amount of days going to the gym after signing up. :rock
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on September 03, 2013, 09:15:05 AM
Creatine is definitely more than a placebo.  I used to take it a lot, but I seem to get by without it now so what the hey.

Can you link me to your PWO?  I've been doing coffee as well but it doesn't seem to be doing much of anything anymore and I could definitely use a boos.  I assume sugar free?

Day 5 -

Bench press: 3 sets of 10 at 65 lbs.
Pull ups: 3 sets of 8
Squats: 3 sets of 5 at 100 lbs.
Dead lifts: 1 set of 5 at 50 lbs.

The deadlifts I know I could have gone a good bit higher but I was trying to get my form right first. Probably the type of lift I'm scared of the most. The squats are about 10 lbs. higher than from last time, so that's good, I guess! (and good god, squats are a goddamned bitch, son!)

Also, I broke my record for most amount of days going to the gym after signing up. :rock
Congrats man.  You should raise your lower body lifts by 10 lbs every session and upper body lifts by 5 lbs every session.



As for me, I failed trying to get 275x5 yesterday on squats.  I got 4, and got stuck at the bottom on the fifth.  I don't know what was up but it was just a bad day in general.  Blah.  It was still only my 3 rep week so I didn't fail 5/3/1.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Oblivion on September 05, 2013, 12:38:15 AM
Creatine is definitely more than a placebo.  I used to take it a lot, but I seem to get by without it now so what the hey.

Can you link me to your PWO?  I've been doing coffee as well but it doesn't seem to be doing much of anything anymore and I could definitely use a boos.  I assume sugar free?

Day 5 -

Bench press: 3 sets of 10 at 65 lbs.
Pull ups: 3 sets of 8
Squats: 3 sets of 5 at 100 lbs.
Dead lifts: 1 set of 5 at 50 lbs.

The deadlifts I know I could have gone a good bit higher but I was trying to get my form right first. Probably the type of lift I'm scared of the most. The squats are about 10 lbs. higher than from last time, so that's good, I guess! (and good god, squats are a goddamned bitch, son!)

Also, I broke my record for most amount of days going to the gym after signing up. :rock
Congrats man.  You should raise your lower body lifts by 10 lbs every session and upper body lifts by 5 lbs every session.


Thanks! So here's how day 6 went:

Squats: 110 lbs.
Overhead press: 60 lbs.
Dead lifts: 70 lbs.

Was totally thrilled on the squats. I was worried I wouldn't be able to do it, but I managed to do so LIKE A BOSS. I feel invincible! 8)

Though, I do have to ask. Since all my exercises today dealt with the back muscles in some way, I suppose it's not surprising that it's kind of sore. However, as long as I'm not in any agonizing pain, I shouldn't have to worry about any serious damage, right?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: nudemacusers on September 06, 2013, 12:53:52 AM
just starting hiit track running again after a number of years. lawd so slow and sluggy.  :'(
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on September 06, 2013, 10:19:07 AM
Creatine is definitely more than a placebo.  I used to take it a lot, but I seem to get by without it now so what the hey.

Can you link me to your PWO?  I've been doing coffee as well but it doesn't seem to be doing much of anything anymore and I could definitely use a boos.  I assume sugar free?

Day 5 -

Bench press: 3 sets of 10 at 65 lbs.
Pull ups: 3 sets of 8
Squats: 3 sets of 5 at 100 lbs.
Dead lifts: 1 set of 5 at 50 lbs.

The deadlifts I know I could have gone a good bit higher but I was trying to get my form right first. Probably the type of lift I'm scared of the most. The squats are about 10 lbs. higher than from last time, so that's good, I guess! (and good god, squats are a goddamned bitch, son!)

Also, I broke my record for most amount of days going to the gym after signing up. :rock
Congrats man.  You should raise your lower body lifts by 10 lbs every session and upper body lifts by 5 lbs every session.


Thanks! So here's how day 6 went:

Squats: 110 lbs.
Overhead press: 60 lbs.
Dead lifts: 70 lbs.

Was totally thrilled on the squats. I was worried I wouldn't be able to do it, but I managed to do so LIKE A BOSS. I feel invincible! 8)

Though, I do have to ask. Since all my exercises today dealt with the back muscles in some way, I suppose it's not surprising that it's kind of sore. However, as long as I'm not in any agonizing pain, I shouldn't have to worry about any serious damage, right?
What part of your back?  Is it sharp or dull?  Congrats brochacho

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Oblivion on September 07, 2013, 12:58:09 AM
Creatine is definitely more than a placebo.  I used to take it a lot, but I seem to get by without it now so what the hey.

Can you link me to your PWO?  I've been doing coffee as well but it doesn't seem to be doing much of anything anymore and I could definitely use a boos.  I assume sugar free?

Day 5 -

Bench press: 3 sets of 10 at 65 lbs.
Pull ups: 3 sets of 8
Squats: 3 sets of 5 at 100 lbs.
Dead lifts: 1 set of 5 at 50 lbs.

The deadlifts I know I could have gone a good bit higher but I was trying to get my form right first. Probably the type of lift I'm scared of the most. The squats are about 10 lbs. higher than from last time, so that's good, I guess! (and good god, squats are a goddamned bitch, son!)

Also, I broke my record for most amount of days going to the gym after signing up. :rock
Congrats man.  You should raise your lower body lifts by 10 lbs every session and upper body lifts by 5 lbs every session.


Thanks! So here's how day 6 went:

Squats: 110 lbs.
Overhead press: 60 lbs.
Dead lifts: 70 lbs.

Was totally thrilled on the squats. I was worried I wouldn't be able to do it, but I managed to do so LIKE A BOSS. I feel invincible! 8)

Though, I do have to ask. Since all my exercises today dealt with the back muscles in some way, I suppose it's not surprising that it's kind of sore. However, as long as I'm not in any agonizing pain, I shouldn't have to worry about any serious damage, right?
What part of your back?  Is it sharp or dull?  Congrats brochacho

It was dull, but seems to be all gone now.

Unfortunately...day 7 didn't go as well as I hoped. My legs didn't seem to fully heal from the last workout, and as a result, although I tried to increase my squat weight (120 lbs.), my form was a long ways off.

So how do I go from here? Do I try and continue increasing the weight next time around anyway, or do I keep doing it at 120 lbs. until I can do it perfectly?


On the plus side, I increased my bench press to 80 lbs. (I probably could have done 10 lbs. more, actually) and I did 3 sets of 10 chin ups without breaking a sweat.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on September 07, 2013, 08:21:44 AM
Try 120 again (up to 2 more days) and if you still can't do it then drop the weight 10% and pick up from there. You might also think about dropping your assistance exercises for now. That will help your body recover from squats. Throw them back in after you have developed a good base from the compound lifts
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Boogie on September 11, 2013, 07:20:37 AM
So, for my own little update, I surprisingly didn't put on many pounds after my nearly three week vacation in August with all of its food indulging.

I'm solidly in the 191-192 lbs range, and have even hit 188lbs a few times first thing in the morning and postworkout.  I haven't seen the 180s on a scale since the end of 2009, I think.

Trying to get some running going, and my 3 mile times are still shitty, but dropping.

And last night I did two sets of 345x3 on deadlifts.  I never quite feel comfortable going all out to test my 1RM, so that's the most I've ever gone on DLs.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on September 11, 2013, 10:19:26 AM
I'm getting really damn close to doing a reset on my lifts it seems like.  But it's not the actual 5/3/1 week that gets me, it's week 2 (3 rep).  This next cycle will probably be my last that I get everything.  It's not bad though.  I've gone 9 cycles without a reset on any lift.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on September 11, 2013, 12:10:15 PM
Hell yeah.  Deload week is when I evaluate my form.  He's also quoted somewhere as saying that if you want to push your assistance exercises then deload week is the time to do it.  The program works great though and I don't plan on switching anytime soon.  I might move back to regular 5/3/1 since i'm on the BBB template right now, but with steady progress like this I don't really plan on going to anything else.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on September 11, 2013, 03:11:56 PM
Well the BBB template makes you do 5x10@50% of the compound lift after you finish your 5/3/1 for the day.  So for squat day with a 90% 1RM of 300 you would follow your normal 5/3/1 sets with 5x10@150 lbs.  Then you choose one assistance exercise and do 5x10 of that.  For example, mine is leg curls.  I would advise against any other assistance (so does Wendler).  This will REALLY kick your ass after a 3 or so cycles on it.  There's even a challenge where week 1 you do it at 50%, week 2 at 60% and week 3 at 70%.  I can't do that shit.

This site has a few of the different 5/3/1 templates:
http://www.strstd.com/

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: chronovore on September 12, 2013, 02:48:45 AM
The Kinect Nike+ game is pretty awesome. It's almost entirely cardio, with minimal weight work, but that's pretty reasonable, considering the format. And I don't have any dumbbells at home yet.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Oblivion on September 15, 2013, 12:07:56 AM
Woo! Had a surprisingly good workout today! :D

For the past two workouts, there was still a lot of pain in my legs (sharp kind),  so I took it easy on the squats. I wasn't planning on doing any today, but against my better judgement, I decided to go ahead and do it anyway. While I didn't break my former record, I was able to match it at 110 lbs. Though I couldn't go beyond that. Still, I was happy cause I couldn't even do that much just a few days ago.

I managed to increase my bench press to 95 lbs. Now this was great because after the first set, it was clear that this was gonna be a pain. When I was on rep 2 for set 2, I thought I was gonna collapse right then and there, but for some reason I went ahead and persevered, and managed to succeed! Felt fucking awesome.

I also increased my dead lifts to 95 lbs. as well. Speaking of which, I think this is currently my new favorite exercise. My forearms feel like they're on fire. Feels good, brah. :rock
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Rman on September 16, 2013, 09:33:59 AM
Since the gym was empty today and it's as good as any other day to spite gym etiquette, here is a picture from the beginning of my workout today...

(http://i.imgur.com/sEQnu9O.jpg)
Man, Mupepe.  It's like a different person.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Boogie on September 21, 2013, 10:34:25 AM
Ran a 29:15 5K today. Shame me, Bore.

I ran a 25:30 5k last week.  Consider yourself shamed. :punch


Also, got a jiu-jitsu tourney today.  First time competing as a purple belt, hope I don't get squashed.  Wish me luck, bros!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on September 21, 2013, 08:30:42 PM
Thanks, rman!

I ran 4 miles in 33 minutes yesterday. It was part of the training for the "Olympic" competition at my job next month. I was pretty proud of that time. I was nearly dead though. If it wasn't for my teammates watching me I would have slowed down for sure. Amazing what pride can do.

on another note regarding the olympic competition, I am kinda pissed. Apparently the strategy portion of it means "how can you weasel out of exercise?". For example if the instructions say to run a mile holding 35 lbs it is completely acceptable to write "35 lbs" on a sheet of paper and run a mile carrying it. Son of a bitch.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Boogie on September 21, 2013, 08:47:15 PM
Welp, I got squashed  :lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on September 22, 2013, 10:00:50 AM
But your time per mile is faster than mine haha
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on September 23, 2013, 12:58:45 PM
Welp, may not have to reset after all.  Easily got 5 reps at 270 for squats today.  I failed pretty miserably going for 5 @ 275 last cycle.  The 5 sets of 10 @ 160 that followed fucking destroyed me today though.  Christ.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on September 24, 2013, 07:44:07 PM
Starting 5/3/1 I've finally seen the light and want to get strong instead of focusing on aesthetics
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on September 24, 2013, 08:41:05 PM
Its actually been working but I be been crawling forward in regards to strength gains. OH WAIT, YOU MOTHAFUCKA.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Boogie on September 25, 2013, 05:29:09 PM
But your time per mile is faster than mine haha

I meant I got squashed at my jiu-jitsu tournament. :P

24:22 5k today.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on September 25, 2013, 05:57:36 PM
But your time per mile is faster than mine haha

I meant I got squashed at my jiu-jitsu tournament. :P

24:22 5k today.
Ah.  I'd let you squash me, bro  :-[

Starting 5/3/1 I've finally seen the light and want to get strong instead of focusing on aesthetics
The good thing about training for strength is that if you keep your diet in check then aesthetics naturally comes with it. :)  Welcome to the dark side!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: chronovore on September 25, 2013, 08:46:51 PM
Thanks, rman!

I ran 4 miles in 33 minutes yesterday. It was part of the training for the "Olympic" competition at my job next month. I was pretty proud of that time. I was nearly dead though. If it wasn't for my teammates watching me I would have slowed down for sure. Amazing what pride can do.

on another note regarding the olympic competition, I am kinda pissed. Apparently the strategy portion of it means "how can you weasel out of exercise?". For example if the instructions say to run a mile holding 35 lbs it is completely acceptable to write "35 lbs" on a sheet of paper and run a mile carrying it. Son of a bitch.

Hopefully, if there's prize money or compensation of some other kind offered, people who used that technique will receive a piece of paper with "prize money" or "just compensation" written on it.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Steve Contra on September 25, 2013, 09:43:41 PM
Ran a 29:15 5K today. Shame me, Bore.
:holeup
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Steve Contra on September 25, 2013, 10:10:12 PM
I actually can't run a fast 5k anymore since I tore my knee up :fbm
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on September 25, 2013, 11:05:13 PM
Thanks, rman!

I ran 4 miles in 33 minutes yesterday. It was part of the training for the "Olympic" competition at my job next month. I was pretty proud of that time. I was nearly dead though. If it wasn't for my teammates watching me I would have slowed down for sure. Amazing what pride can do.

on another note regarding the olympic competition, I am kinda pissed. Apparently the strategy portion of it means "how can you weasel out of exercise?". For example if the instructions say to run a mile holding 35 lbs it is completely acceptable to write "35 lbs" on a sheet of paper and run a mile carrying it. Son of a bitch.

Hopefully, if there's prize money or compensation of some other kind offered, people who used that technique will receive a piece of paper with "prize money" or "just compensation" written on it.
no prize money. Just a chance to shake hands with the CEO, bragging rights and choose a charity that gets $25k. Everyone I have talked to lost all enthusiasm after finding that shit out. I would drop out, but at this point that would look really bad. It just feels like a bait and switch move to get people to sign up.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: chronovore on September 25, 2013, 11:14:48 PM
Tell them you're going to run while carrying a car, and then hold a Hot Wheel toy while you make with the feet feat.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on September 26, 2013, 11:43:30 PM
I finally did a muscle up today after trying for 3 weeks

I didn't think I would be able to do it at 200lbs (175 before bulking for a year)

I'm not even sure how I got up there for that one successful try, I was just shrugging and swinging and suddenly I was high enough to finish the movement with a dip-like push
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: nudemacusers on September 28, 2013, 02:40:54 AM
hah, I know that dude. was stationed at the last base we were at. cool guy.

and yes, he's a giant mass of muscle.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: nudemacusers on September 28, 2013, 02:37:39 PM
I can't tell if you're mocking me or not  >:( but he's pretty averagely tall, 5'9"-10" or so? I remember talking to a friend at a party a couple years ago about starting to lift and my friend pointed him out, saying he benched like 400+ or something ridiculous.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: nudemacusers on September 28, 2013, 03:00:08 PM
ah, I didn't know that. dude lifts like quadruple what I do  :lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on September 30, 2013, 02:47:43 PM
Got 5x285 today on squats.  Don't know what happened, but last 5/3/1 cycle I failed on my 4th rep @ 275.  God I love this program.

I also finally started adding pullups in between sets like Wendler suggests.  FUCK.  My lats are so sore.  I only do 2 or 3 after a set here and there but for example I did 6 sets of 3 pullups and my lats feel destroyed.  I started it the week before last and it has already made a pretty big impact on my pullup progression.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: nudemacusers on September 30, 2013, 03:23:47 PM
speaking of pullups, I'm now pretty consistent at 5 sets/reps with 30 extra pounds. I also need to get heavier plates for my deadlifts/etc, I'm using them all heh. dat feel.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: nudemacusers on September 30, 2013, 03:31:50 PM
oh yeah, and in an effort to cut some of this dadfat and become a lean mean dilf machine, I've been doing zero or very very low carb intake for the last couple of weeks. at first it kinda sucked, since I'm a bread dude and I felt tired for a few days (kind of a spacey feeling in my head, but not distractingly so). After about 4-5 days that went away completely. Oddly, I had some breakfast pastries yesterday, and they made me feel kinda sick and bloated in a hopped up on sugar snacks kind of way.

The change has been pretty noticeable too, I'm a bit slimmer (not really measuring anything yet), and I don't really feel tired at all, nor am I counting my caloric intake. I just eat green shit and meat.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on September 30, 2013, 03:34:13 PM
that's how my diet basically is, except for 8 hours a week I get to eat whatever the fuck i want.  I found for long term it works a lot better with carb refeed day.  Basically Carb Nite Solution.  Plus, you get a night to basically pig out.  win/win!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: nudemacusers on September 30, 2013, 03:38:34 PM
yeah I had some pizza and beer the other night, and the interesting thing is that I felt satiated much sooner than I would have in the past.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on September 30, 2013, 03:40:23 PM
I'm the opposite on my carb nights.  I end up going nuts and I can't get satisfied until my stomach feels like it's going to burst and I feel sick.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: nudemacusers on September 30, 2013, 03:42:39 PM
haha well in day four or five I had a total carb meltdown and ate a bunch of cheezits at like 2 in the morning. felt like a gross animal. weird how quickly that craving has diminished for me. I might eat a little daily bread and there when I get to my dilf machine status, but I don't know if I even really want to, you feel me?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on September 30, 2013, 04:04:01 PM
Haha  Yeah, I get you.  I feel like that most of the time.  But every once in a while I have a bad craving and if I indulge just a little bit I turn into an animal.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on October 04, 2013, 10:55:13 AM
Dat thread :rofl

Is that a true story?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on October 04, 2013, 12:45:50 PM
So what were your fitness goals by the way?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: El Babua on October 04, 2013, 12:51:23 PM
Well...Can you put the bar down safely?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_drttm5r66A
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: El Babua on October 04, 2013, 05:57:07 PM
The gym I train at (LA Fitness) only has iron plates so I had to make due with that. Still gotta raise the bar using plates grounded on each end cause my weak ass can't handle a 45 yet (and because I fucked my back up squatting 3 months ago). -_-

Shit, platforms and bumper plates. Would love to go to a gym that isn't a giant hamster wheel, or filled with a bunch of ignorant ass trainers. But they're few and far between in South Florida.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on October 04, 2013, 07:23:58 PM
How much was the idiot trying to bench?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on October 04, 2013, 09:22:13 PM
Should have told him 225 is bitch weight.
Title: Run for the Cure of Sparklessness
Post by: Flannel Boy on October 05, 2013, 04:01:06 PM
6.70 km
39:17

 :-\
Title: Re: Run for the Cure of Sparklessness
Post by: Boogie on October 05, 2013, 07:40:59 PM
6.70 km
39:17

 :-\

Why the long face?  I mean, that's not great, but it's basically The Business' pace, apparently. ;)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Oblivion on October 05, 2013, 09:42:01 PM
Great video on using your lats in the deadlift from a guy who can pull 715 for reps:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm7ZbgjZklE

So it's okay to arch your back when your going down?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: chronovore on October 07, 2013, 03:20:52 AM
Yeah, happened yesterday. I came home so angry that I made my protein shake, drank it, then immediately made a Vesper martini and kept drinking until bed time. I even skipped a concert I wanted to go to. But look at the bright side: it created that thread. My terrible experience brought entertainment to literally tens of people.

I think the biggest problem is that you were trying to be clever and get him to admit that he didn't know how to drop the weight, and he was not taking the bait. You were passive aggressively trying to get him to admit that he didn't know what he was doing, and that wasn't going to happen. At that point, you could just say, "I know the answer, I'm asking if you know it, and so far you are just being evasive -- meaning you don't know."

But, yeah, when the guy is still harassing you after you'd clearly stated you didn't want to talk, the douche is lucky that you didn't escalate.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Groogrux on October 07, 2013, 09:19:33 AM
You should have asked him if he could bench two plates.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: chronovore on October 07, 2013, 07:03:08 PM
Also, if there had been a gym attendant, you could invite the gymbro to to discuss with the attendant whether or not you were making a mistake, because you were going to continue working out in this manner unless someone with actual authority objected.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: chronovore on October 07, 2013, 07:52:03 PM
I don't know what that means; does that mean you were dropping from above the waist?

The other guy was still a troll though.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mr. Gundam on October 08, 2013, 01:51:03 PM
Running a half marathon on Sunday. It's sponsored by The Biggest Loser, but it was only $35 which is ridiculously cheap.

http://www.walkjogrun.net/routes/current_route.cfm?rid=5EA1A249-AED1-88B4-96471D15D7DDDBE9
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mr. Gundam on October 08, 2013, 02:03:48 PM
Sweet. I'm used to paying $85-$100 on half marathons, so when I heard it was only $35 I signed up immediately.

I have a feeling that the vibe of this one will be very different from the ones I've done in this past. Lots of motivational rhetoric, the time limit is crazy long, etc.
Title: Run for the Cure of Sparklessness 2
Post by: Flannel Boy on October 08, 2013, 03:31:09 PM
8.32 km
44:14
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Flannel Boy on October 08, 2013, 08:38:32 PM
Only six pull ups? Pussies.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on October 09, 2013, 01:11:37 AM
Only six pull ups? Pussies.

Tell me about it. They grade a little stricter than you might be used to, though.

Do clavicles have to be above the bar?

6 like that isn't easy for heavier dudes
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: chronovore on October 09, 2013, 04:57:43 AM
Down to 91.1 kg as of yesterday, having started... um, some months ago?... at 98+ kg. I'm pretty stoked.

I think I'm going to drop my gym membership, as it's ¥5000 per month, and I am working out more frequently at home using the Kinect Nike + Training more frequently.

I'd been to the gym 24 times in 60 days before buying the game, but now I'm working out 3 or 4 times a week in Nike's game (about 24 times in 60 days) and have only been to the gym 6 times in the last 60. I'm going to need to buy just a few weights though, to supplement the isometric stuff.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on October 09, 2013, 07:47:38 AM
Only six pull ups? Pussies.

Tell me about it. They grade a little stricter than you might be used to, though.

Do clavicles have to be above the bar?

6 like that isn't easy for heavier dudes
Is for me :smug :teehee
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mr. Gundam on October 10, 2013, 03:32:11 PM
13.11 miles in 2:28 and that was miserable. Time to start doing cardio again.

That's not bad at all! Good job.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on October 10, 2013, 09:42:16 PM
Its impressive to me! I ran 4 miles again yesterday and felt like I was going to die.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on October 10, 2013, 10:03:05 PM
Yeah, biz, just the fact that you could run for that long is impressive for someone with your strength levels
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on October 10, 2013, 10:07:20 PM
Your deadlift would probably go up just from not doing it for awhile

I find DL a really hard lift to measure accurately

Some days, I can pound reps of 335-355 like nothing but sometimes I can barely do 1 rep of 315

I think it has more to do with CNS fatigue than muscular fatigue
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on October 10, 2013, 10:15:09 PM
Does 1000 only count if you do it on the same day?

I'm very close but I'm not sure about hitting all my maxes on the same day, except maybe for the squat
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on October 11, 2013, 10:17:45 AM
I could totally do same week, but I'd still be like 30 lbs short.  I got 3 at 240 today on 5/3/1 this week for bench press (I got 2 at 235 last cycle).  That should be around 270 on 1RM.    I did 350 this week on squat and deadlift this week.  I could probably do more on deadlift but my form would probably suffer. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Steve Contra on October 11, 2013, 12:40:46 PM
I really appreciate it, guys. Funny how insecure the fitness-minded can be (see any thread on Bodybuilding.com's Misc sub forum).

If I tell you my wife can beat your time by 40 minutes in her sleep will that motivate you?  :punch
Title: Run for the Cure of Sparklessness Continues
Post by: Flannel Boy on October 11, 2013, 03:34:10 PM
47:05
8.71 km

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Oblivion on October 13, 2013, 12:00:10 AM
So I weighed myself after a long time today, and it seems that since I started my diet and weight training regiment about 3-4 months ago (2 months for the latter), I've gained 15 lbs.

Now, while I would be happy to see that I made that much progress, my body doesn't appear any different at all. At least, not in any way that I can tell. One of my friend's said that my chest looks a lot bigger, but that could just be due to me standing up straight and not being all hunchbacked like usual :P.

So...uh, what the hell is going on? Sorcery?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Boogie on October 13, 2013, 08:27:35 AM
So I weighed myself after a long time today, and it seems that since I started my diet and weight training regiment about 3-4 months ago (2 months for the latter), I've gained 15 lbs.

Now, while I would be happy to see that I made that much progress, my body doesn't appear any different at all. At least, not in any way that I can tell. One of my friend's said that my chest looks a lot bigger, but that could just be due to me standing up straight and not being all hunchbacked like usual :P.

So...uh, what the hell is going on? Sorcery?

1)  You posted your "DAY 1" workout (the one that actually includes, y'know, squats and bench press 'n stuff) on August 24.  That's not even 2 months yet.

2) Have you bothered to take before and after shots?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: El Babua on October 13, 2013, 01:30:47 PM
Hurt my back. Doc diagnosed it as a lumbar strain and told me to lift lighter for the time being. I was like "fuck that". So I fucked up my back even more.  :fbm

I'll take a week break. Gonna actually lift light, take another break and see how it goes.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on October 13, 2013, 03:12:00 PM
So I weighed myself after a long time today, and it seems that since I started my diet and weight training regiment about 3-4 months ago (2 months for the latter), I've gained 15 lbs.

Now, while I would be happy to see that I made that much progress, my body doesn't appear any different at all. At least, not in any way that I can tell. One of my friend's said that my chest looks a lot bigger, but that could just be due to me standing up straight and not being all hunchbacked like usual :P.

So...uh, what the hell is going on? Sorcery?

8-10 lbs of water weight
The rest is a mix of fat and muscle.

If you're doing the major compounds that's probably 5-7 lbs of muscle and fat distributed throughout your body. That'll make it hard to really see a difference. Plus, changing the way you see your body is a bitch. You'll be so used to seeing your body and the changes happen so slowly that its hard to quantify without taking periodic pictures.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on October 13, 2013, 03:28:59 PM
The Olympic events at my job was yesterday. Shit was exhausting. A few of the events were really exhausting.

Weight Run: Me and 2 other guys moved 5000 lbs of weight equipment 25 yards. Dummbbells, plates, bars, kettlebells. Basically doing a lot of deadlifts and then running 25 yards and dropping it and running back to get more.

Pullups: 20,000 lbs worth. We all had to weigh ourselves before the event. One standard pull up station and one assisted. If you use assisted you have to subtract the assisted weight. Palms forward, arms fully extended. I did 30 in 1:40 @ 222 lbs. I'm usually 210-215 but I had a sweat soaked shirt, ate a huge breakfast and I was drinking a ton of water all day.

Water Transfer: you get two one gallon buckets of water. You start out 100 yards away from a ten gallon trough. You have to fill it until it overflows. That shit was exhausting.

Logistical Run: You and your entire team work to do the following for 1.5 miles. Carry a 200 lb wooden log. Cannot lift the log above your waist. So no hoisting it on the shoulders. The log can't touch the ground.  3 people inside a hula hoop carrying a 25 lb weight. All 3 people must touch the weight at all times.  Transport a beach ball the whole time. Can't touch it with your hands, can't bring the ball above the waist.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on October 13, 2013, 07:07:46 PM
Yes, sir. I was pretty proud. I've been focusing A LOT on pullups. I do about 35-40 every day in sets of 3-4 at a time except on Wednesdays when I do three sets of as many reps as I can get. I did 14 on my first go. Then I got tired and my teammate jumped in. When he got tired I got ten more. Switched out again. I got in again and got 6 more before my team captain said we had gotten it. My goal is to be able to do 20 dead hang pullups and eventually a full muscle up.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on October 13, 2013, 07:29:20 PM
Oh no. :lol I would be happy as shit if I could do thirty consecutively.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mr. Gundam on October 13, 2013, 08:34:22 PM
Did the half in 2 hours 10 minutes. I hadn't really trained much since my last half in June, and I hit this massive wall at mile 11 where my hips started hurting and I wanted to puke. Totally slowed down at that point but kept on running. Still had a good run, as I'm not competing against anyone but myself. Rock on.

Just realized that this was my fifth half marathon. Feels good, man.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mr. Gundam on October 13, 2013, 10:57:41 PM
Nice, Gundam. Have you done a full?

Nope, I don't think my body could handle it, and I don't have the free time to train for one.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 13, 2013, 11:08:18 PM
Ok, fitness-bore: time to lose my gut.  I've improved my general overall fitness level from "the biblical representation of sloth" to "average lazy American" and lost some weight in the process, in addition to cutting out sugary drinks and eating a little bit healthier.

I know there are some people on here who have had pretty marked transformations in physical appearance, and that's honestly my end goal.  I'm willing to completely change my eating habits if that's what it takes (would prefer to not eat red meat if possible, however) and work out more often and strenuously.  If at all possible, any workout related suggestions should be of the cheap to do variety, as I'm currently pinched for money and can't reasonably afford to join a gym or buy a bunch of workout equipment.  I do own some pussy ass 6 pound weights and a large punching bag and some gloves, and have been mostly walking for 45 minutes or so a day at a brisk pace. (haven't really been using the bag the way I should, which I plan on changing starting tomorrow.)

So, your tips and suggestions, plz.  Let's make me less of a fat ass.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Oblivion on October 13, 2013, 11:30:01 PM
8-10 lbs of water weight
The rest is a mix of fat and muscle.

If you're doing the major compounds that's probably 5-7 lbs of muscle and fat distributed throughout your body. That'll make it hard to really see a difference. Plus, changing the way you see your body is a bitch. You'll be so used to seeing your body and the changes happen so slowly that its hard to quantify without taking periodic pictures.

Ack, forgot about the water weight component.  >:(

1)  You posted your "DAY 1" workout (the one that actually includes, y'know, squats and bench press 'n stuff) on August 24.  That's not even 2 months yet.

2) Have you bothered to take before and after shots?

1) I meant about 2 months.

2) I probably should have but I didn't have a camera until recently.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on October 13, 2013, 11:34:03 PM
Nutrition: most of us follow a paleo style diet. Basically lots of leafy greens, meats and poultry. High in fat and proteins, low in carb. Lots of good sources of information have been posted in here.

my personal advice, start with changes you can live with. Read this thread and learn the basic science behind it all and then evaluate how you can steer your life in that direction.

As far as working out, hit that bag. Google for heavy bag drills. Do them foe 30-60 minutes 3-5 times a week. I lost about 100 lbs of fat using a heavy bag. But I love weight lifting so maybe scope out Craigslist for a discounted/free set of weights. Tons can be found because people buy them, never use them and say fuck packing them when its time to move.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 13, 2013, 11:45:43 PM
Nice.  I was hitting the heavy bag more frequently earlier in the year and had couple of routines down, I just need to get back in the habit of doing it.

I'm also probably just going to say fuck it and start jogging, even though I hate it with a goddamn passion.

You used to have a bit of a gut, right mups?  Did it just melt off as you were exercising or did you have to do some weird targeted exercise insanity?  (keep in mind I probably have negative exercise knowledge base)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on October 14, 2013, 10:10:53 AM
Nice.  I was hitting the heavy bag more frequently earlier in the year and had couple of routines down, I just need to get back in the habit of doing it.

I'm also probably just going to say fuck it and start jogging, even though I hate it with a goddamn passion.

You used to have a bit of a gut, right mups?  Did it just melt off as you were exercising or did you have to do some weird targeted exercise insanity?  (keep in mind I probably have negative exercise knowledge base)
I had a huge belly.  Haha  My belly was one of the last things to go.  You can't spot reduce fat so you just have to exercise and eat good.  You'll lose fat wherever your body/genetics determine you need to lose it.  Good luck, dude!  Any questions you have we will try to answer. :punch

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on October 14, 2013, 10:17:49 AM
A few pics from my event Saturday.

(http://i.imgur.com/BktwAA3l.jpg) (http://imgur.com/BktwAA3)
(http://i.imgur.com/Fpfm8MXl.jpg) (http://imgur.com/Fpfm8MX)
(http://i.imgur.com/3xbRkIGl.jpg) (http://imgur.com/3xbRkIG)
(http://i.imgur.com/CalTQRyl.jpg) (http://imgur.com/CalTQRy)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Flannel Boy on October 14, 2013, 05:33:10 PM
8.95k
45:09
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on October 14, 2013, 07:38:40 PM
Ok, fitness-bore: time to lose my gut.  I've improved my general overall fitness level from "the biblical representation of sloth" to "average lazy American" and lost some weight in the process, in addition to cutting out sugary drinks and eating a little bit healthier.

I know there are some people on here who have had pretty marked transformations in physical appearance, and that's honestly my end goal.  I'm willing to completely change my eating habits if that's what it takes (would prefer to not eat red meat if possible, however) and work out more often and strenuously.  If at all possible, any workout related suggestions should be of the cheap to do variety, as I'm currently pinched for money and can't reasonably afford to join a gym or buy a bunch of workout equipment.  I do own some pussy ass 6 pound weights and a large punching bag and some gloves, and have been mostly walking for 45 minutes or so a day at a brisk pace. (haven't really been using the bag the way I should, which I plan on changing starting tomorrow.)

So, your tips and suggestions, plz.  Let's make me less of a fat ass.

Have you tried the school gym?  Even if you've graduated, your student id might still work for awhile.

Also, check out this gym,

http://www.planetfitness.com/

It's not great but it's much cheaper than everywhere else.  I got a friend who joined for about $10 a month. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on October 14, 2013, 07:39:22 PM
A few pics from my event Saturday.


Looks fun

Any prizes?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on October 14, 2013, 07:49:42 PM
Just bragging rights in the company and choosing which charity receives $25k. I found out that we got 7th (out of 26) and we completely missed one event. We could have placed twelfth in that event and still gotten 2nd place. Damn!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on October 21, 2013, 12:22:00 PM
Welp, learned something else today that shouldn't have ever been a problem, but I'm a stubborn son of a bitch.  Squatting barefoot.  I've been squatting in sneakers mostly for the last 4 years or so.  The ones I use don't have much of a cushion so I thought it was good enough.  Today I decided to go barefoot since the gym was empty and fuck, it was a night and day difference.  5x275 was fucking cake.  I just felt much sturdier.  Not to mention I felt less pressure on my lower back (so it was easier to keep it straight) and less pressure on my hips. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Flannel Boy on October 21, 2013, 02:12:26 PM
10.07 km
49:57
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on October 21, 2013, 03:20:04 PM
Welp, learned something else today that shouldn't have ever been a problem, but I'm a stubborn son of a bitch.  Squatting barefoot.  I've been squatting in sneakers mostly for the last 4 years or so.  The ones I use don't have much of a cushion so I thought it was good enough.  Today I decided to go barefoot since the gym was empty and fuck, it was a night and day difference.  5x275 was fucking cake.  I just felt much sturdier.  Not to mention I felt less pressure on my lower back (so it was easier to keep it straight) and less pressure on my hips. 

Your old shoes probably sucked, because real powerlifting shoes are even better. Barefoot is not optimal—you actually want a bit of lift in the heel for squats. Try the difference by putting your heel on a 5lb weight and see how much easier it is to get ATG.
Will do.  Thanks.  I guess I should probably invest in real lifting shoes too.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on October 21, 2013, 04:30:36 PM
Shiiiiit.  Deadlifting on Thursday is going to be sweet barefoot.  The "driving your heel into the ground" part of it should be fucking cake now.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on October 22, 2013, 12:20:40 AM
I've been squatting and snatching in these, 

http://shop.reebok.com/us/product/Men-Mens-Reebok-CrossFit-Lifter-Shoes/EF580?cid=J99456&ci_src=17588969&ci_sku=886396622367&cm_mmc=Google-_-CSE-_-Shopping-_-Shopping

I think they're pretty good, especially for the price.  You can get them for around $100 if you look around for coupons on Finishline or Footlocker. 

They are easy to put on but you might want to go 1/2 size up if you have wide feet. 

You can really feel the difference if you're squatting heavy or doing Olympic lifts.  Before getting these,  I had difficulty maintaining stability once I start snatching 135lbs and higher but now I can maintain good form much easier. 

On squats, the elevated heels make it much easier to go ATG on every rep.   Also, the stiff bottoms seem to increase stability over running/basketball shoes when going heavy. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on October 22, 2013, 10:05:01 AM
awesome.  thanks for the recommendation! 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on October 23, 2013, 07:09:47 PM
I'm trying this program for squats and bench- http://www.seriouspowerlifting.com/2362/articles/smolov-jr

For my max, I took off 20lbs for squat and 10lbs for bench just to make sure I can finish the program

At first, it feels kinda weird to do nothing but squat/bench and with so little rest but I'm getting used to it

It's pretty challenging, everyday it feels like I'm just at my limit by the last set

Hopefully, it works, I'll be happy if I can add 10-15 lbs to my bench and 20-30 lbs to my squat

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on October 23, 2013, 07:22:50 PM
I'm not deadlifting until I finished this cycle

I don't think I could squat 4 times a week with this much volume if I'm deadlifting as well

The people who have ran the full Smolov program all insist that no deadlifts should be done during the program, except maybe light sets for warmups

Smolov Jr is shorter but is almost as intense so it will probably be better for me to skip deadlifts for now




Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on October 28, 2013, 12:16:26 PM
I had a friend that went to that one I think, Biz.  He goes to all of those in these areas.  He always tries to get me to go but I always feel like I wouldn't be able to do it.

I tried doing squats with my heel on 5 lb plates.  I think my heels are just bitch heels because they fucking hurt.  I did it on my warm up sets.  I can't imagine if I had done them on my work sets.  I think I'll just get some weight lifting shoes and call it a day.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on October 28, 2013, 09:02:24 PM
Biz, u should be doing Ninja Warrior


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DdUwXx8DRDY
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on October 29, 2013, 12:09:11 AM
http://www.bodybuilding.com/store/bsn/cellmass-2.html

I got this when it was on discount.  I thought glutamine was placebo BS but apparently some new studies have shown it to help with recovery when working out hard. 

I didn't expect much but surprisingly it made my DOMS felt much better.  The first time I took it was after  I did 10x3 210 benchpress and 285 squat. 

The next day, I actually felt good enough to play some basketball with my friends.  Usually after so much volume, I'd feel too stiff to do anything beyond walking slowly. 


Anyone else taking something like this?  I know Mupepe used to take glutamine too.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on October 29, 2013, 12:32:27 AM
I used to take Glutamine 10 years ago.  Then studies came out showing that you pretty much had to inject it (or take a shitload of it) to get any kind of value out of it.  That pretty much killed Glutamine right then and there.  Seems crazy that it is coming back.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on October 29, 2013, 12:34:27 AM
this study seems to suggest that Glutamine has some positive effects on recovery

http://bjsm.bmj.com/content/44/Suppl_1/i43.2.abstract
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on October 29, 2013, 10:15:59 AM
http://www.bodybuilding.com/store/bsn/cellmass-2.html

I got this when it was on discount.  I thought glutamine was placebo BS but apparently some new studies have shown it to help with recovery when working out hard. 

I didn't expect much but surprisingly it made my DOMS felt much better.  The first time I took it was after  I did 10x3 210 benchpress and 285 squat. 

The next day, I actually felt good enough to play some basketball with my friends.  Usually after so much volume, I'd feel too stiff to do anything beyond walking slowly. 


Anyone else taking something like this?  I know Mupepe used to take glutamine too.
Yep.  I used to take it.  I always felt like it helped me recover as well.  I dropped it after I started reading more studies on it and other supplements.  I dropped all supplements at that time.  It's cheap as hell.  Maybe I should try it again.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Groogrux on October 29, 2013, 11:01:24 AM
Mups, I'm fat as hell and I did a Tough Mudder last year.  You can definitely do it.

A friend of mine ran the course in Kentucky again this year and said it was more difficult than the last time. 

I think terrain plays a big part of it.  After the event was over last year, a couple of us were standing and talking with a girl that worked for Tough Mudder.  She told us that this was one of the more challenging courses because of the location. 

I would imagine that 12 miles through the foothills of the Appalachian mountains in Kentucky is going to be slightly more difficult than the plains area that surrounds Dallas.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on October 29, 2013, 12:17:39 PM
Mups, I'm fat as hell and I did a Tough Mudder last year.  You can definitely do it.

A friend of mine ran the course in Kentucky again this year and said it was more difficult than the last time. 

I think terrain plays a big part of it.  After the event was over last year, a couple of us were standing and talking with a girl that worked for Tough Mudder.  She told us that this was one of the more challenging courses because of the location. 

I would imagine that 12 miles through the foothills of the Appalachian mountains in Kentucky is going to be slightly more difficult than the plains area that surrounds Dallas.
Well shit.  Everyone I know who has done one made it seems like it was the hardest thing they've ever done.  I'll probably give the next one I see a shot.

If I do another one I'm going to make sure it's somewhere beautiful. My wife basically summed it up, though. She said that while it was fun being outside and challenging yourself, it would be more fun if it wasn't just a weekend escape but your actual life. That's what these things are: weekend escapes for cubicle drones who want to remember what being human feels like.
Sounds like what I'm looking for.  I like to imagine scenarios when I lift weights too (yeah I'm dumb that way).  Doing pullups? Pulling myself up a ledge.  Bench press?  Pushing a boulder off of myself.  Yeah I'm an idiot.  Makes it fun though.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on October 29, 2013, 01:07:14 PM
I'm glad I'm not the only one then.  My favorite is doing heavy rows like I'm pulling someone up from a helicopter. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on October 29, 2013, 06:15:05 PM
When I get tired, I imagine that the weight is taunting me

Then I get pissed and psych myself up to move that POS
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on October 29, 2013, 11:26:04 PM
Put on some loud ass angry music and tell the bar you're gonna make it your bitch.  Yep yep.

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Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on October 30, 2013, 07:44:01 PM
I tested my vertical today and easily grabbed rim off just two steps.

That's the highest I've jumped at 200lbs.  My goal now is to reach about 455lbs squat then cut back to 180lbs.  If I can squat around 430 at 180, I think I'll have a decent shot at dunking.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on October 30, 2013, 08:37:33 PM
Damn. What is your squat at now?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on October 30, 2013, 08:41:27 PM
355 about a month ago

It should be higher after this cycle since I should be repping 315 like nothing
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on November 01, 2013, 09:53:03 PM
I just signed up for a gym but all they have is weight machines and cardio machines. Do any of you guys know of a routine I can use for the weight machines?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on November 02, 2013, 01:22:23 AM
Same principles apply really. Its not optimal but you can apply the same stuff posted in this thread for the corresponding machines.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on November 02, 2013, 05:44:11 PM
Cool thanks.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Shadow Mod on November 02, 2013, 06:30:21 PM
Getting into a routine. My weight is so low for everything though  :-[
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on November 02, 2013, 08:20:48 PM
That's okay. What routine? A good program will have you adding weight pretty quick
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on November 03, 2013, 07:31:31 AM
Actually yeah im interested in programs also; all I can find is information on Starting Strength; but I don't know how to adapt a barbell program over hah. What do you guys use?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on November 03, 2013, 10:22:52 AM
I use 5/3/1. You're not going to be able to take it exactly obviously. But just apply the principles. For example, find a bench press machine and do it on the same bench press day as you would starting strength. Start extremely low and add one increment of weight every session on the machine. Do the same reps and sets as starting strength. Thatd be my suggestion at least. Machines suck pretty bad. There's probably programming out there specifically for machines but that won't stop machines from sucking.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on November 03, 2013, 06:53:44 PM
Just wondering how you guys squat

I do high bar cuz it seems to correlate better to speed and jumping ability
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on November 03, 2013, 08:02:26 PM
Do you drop the weights for overhead squat or put it back on the rack?

I used to do low-bar for squats but found that it didn't do much for on court athleticism.  It took awhile for me to do with high bar what I used to do with low bar. 

225 on high bar felt about the same as 275 on low bar when I first start switched
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: El Babua on November 03, 2013, 08:21:28 PM
I'm doing front squats at the moment because any excess stretching of my lower back gives me lotsa pain.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on November 03, 2013, 08:40:13 PM
I do low bar. I used to do high bar but my progression stalled and I switched to low bar and it picked up again. I couldn't go back now though. Low bar just feels more natural for me now.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on November 03, 2013, 08:43:10 PM
Isn't low bar harder on the shoulders? 

It's kinda surprising that you both find low bar more natural
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on November 03, 2013, 08:59:01 PM
Biz, how much you snatching right now?

Do you drop much or just catch it high?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on November 03, 2013, 09:33:24 PM
Isn't low bar harder on the shoulders? 

It's kinda surprising that you both find low bar more natural
It used to feel like it would rip my shoulders off but after a while they began to feel like a shelf to rest them on. High bar feels like its tearing up my traps now.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: El Babua on November 03, 2013, 10:12:52 PM
Likewise. I suck at doing high bar. It always feels like my traps/neck are getting crushed. Low bar feels very comfortable to me. Front squats are just a means to an end for me, the heavy weight is real tough on my upper back/shoulders since I'm weak as fuck.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on November 03, 2013, 10:39:33 PM
You could get a bar pad until you're used to it

If your upper body is weak, you'll add weight much slower with front squats
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on November 03, 2013, 10:48:37 PM
You're just working on technique?

Your shoulders are so strong, I bet you can move 100lbs overhead slowly with pure strength
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on November 03, 2013, 10:49:31 PM
Yeah, I hate bar pad too but many beginners seem to feel much better with it
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: El Babua on November 03, 2013, 11:04:24 PM
I'm not above using the pad. I just don't want to...

Once my back fully heals up, I'll start practicing high bar for real. It took me 2 months to fully get the low bar down and I'm still learning the intricacies of the front squat (at 140 for 5 reps now). A positive from doing fronts is that its given me some technique in doing a clean and jerk.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on November 04, 2013, 10:17:15 AM
No bar tampon for me thanks.  :yuck
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on November 04, 2013, 01:01:52 PM
My main problem with high squat is remembering to keep my upper back stiff

Whenever I lose good form, I can immediately feel the strain in my lower back which is pretty scary
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on November 04, 2013, 01:08:56 PM
I've been working on trying to fix my anterior pelvic tilt.  Mine is pretty bad since I was disgusting fatass for so long.  I used to get some pretty powerful lower back pumps when I did high bar squats because of it.  Nothing debilitating, but it still felt awful.  On the plus side, my APT makes it seem like I have a bubble butt. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on November 06, 2013, 04:36:53 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AeOh18mWWzg

 :lol :lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Oblivion on November 06, 2013, 11:51:35 PM
At the risk of irritating some people here, is there any alternative to squats by any chance? I only ask cause the past few sessions I've had have left my neck in serious pain (it's the sharp kind, btw). I'm 99% sure I'm placing the bar in an incorrect position, and I'd rather not risk fucking up my spine.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on November 06, 2013, 11:58:25 PM
http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B0017DGBY8/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?qid=1383800039&sr=8-1&pi=AC_SX110_SY165_QL70

Try squatting with this

It makes holding the bar much easier for beginners

you should be able to concentrate on actually squatting than having the bar in a correct position
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Rman on November 19, 2013, 11:51:09 AM
What happened to Cormac?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on November 19, 2013, 01:01:39 PM
He had enough of your shit.

I'm registered to run a marathon on Sunday but I'm only about 50% sure I'm going to show up.
I ran my first 5k on Saturday.  37 minutes :(  The first 10 minutes or so were spent going pretty slow because the path was so congested.  It was my first outside real run effort.  I only ever run on the treadmill.  Quite a different animal
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: El Babua on November 19, 2013, 01:18:35 PM
Did a Zombie 5k a few weeks ago. It had obstacles and a swimming segment with "zombies" after your 3 flags.

Having to swim across what amounted to a small lake killed me. But through hook and crook, I managed to keep a flag at the end and "survived".
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on November 21, 2013, 12:18:05 PM
man, all the running I did last week feels like it took a toll on my lower body lifts.  Squat and deadlift were so damn hard this week.  I guess I need to eat more if I plan on running. 

In other news, I got down to 193 in May and right now I'm at 211 and I'm a helluva lot stronger and I look leaner.  I started eating more so I'm sure a lot of that weight is water and extra food sitting in me, but it still feels damn good.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on November 22, 2013, 01:28:25 PM
Welp failed OHP on 5/3/1 yesterday.  Was supposed to get 5 @ 155  but only got 4.  But I think it was a bad day because I got 5 @ 160 on my 3 rep week last cycle.  I also have been getting shitty sleep this week and did a morning mattress mambo before hitting the gym this morning which made me feel a bit sluggish.  So i'll stay on for this cycle and see if I can get the rest of the reps.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on November 22, 2013, 01:44:17 PM
I missed two of my targets last week so I just repeated the weak and got them. Fret not.
Sounds like a plan to me.  Thanks.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on November 25, 2013, 11:22:47 AM
Fuck. I feel like my whole life is flipped upside down. This is my 3 week. I'm supposed to get 3@235, 270 and 300. I got one at 300. Fuck. Two weeks ago I got 3@310. After my OHP fail last week its all coming down.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on November 25, 2013, 11:28:56 AM
I bet this is because I shaved. Everyone knows facial hair gives +10% str
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on November 25, 2013, 12:08:56 PM
You deadlifting? I feel like deadlift is one of my least consistent lifts. I am never quite sure what's going to happen when I start to pull.
Yeah I do those on Thursday.  Those have been pretty solid but I stay really conservative because I'm paranoid about my form.  I haven't really had to worry about not getting reps before.  Every time I have failed in the past I was able to bust through it pretty easily on the next go-round.  This time feels different.  I definitely need to adjust something.  I'll probably do a reset on squat and OHP starting next week and redo this BP and deadlift cycle (assuming I don't fail those as well). 

I really can't believe I failed.  I knew something was wrong when I was hitting 270 and the third rep was a struggle.  I easily got 5 @ 285 last week.

BP should be a lock.  I'm doing 3 @ 235 tomorrow.  I got 6 @ 245 2 weeks ago.  If I fail then something is seriously wrong
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on November 25, 2013, 03:49:13 PM
Oh, you were squatting. You didn't say which lift you were doing. I wish I could squat 3x310. :(
oops.  that may have been helpful.  what is your squat at?  Either way, you can run a marathon and I get destroyed by a 5k :(
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on November 25, 2013, 05:45:07 PM
So for the first time in my life I tried skiing the other day......



I twisted my knee really fucking badly and am totally injured. :( Can't even sit down or drive to go to the fukkin gym ithout it feeling like my knee snapping off
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on November 25, 2013, 08:22:05 PM
Wise choice

Running in that weather is begging for an injury.  You would have felt worse if you couldn't do lower body lifts for a few months. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on November 27, 2013, 11:57:45 AM
I skipped out on the marathon. It was an ice storm here and 20 degrees. I chickened out. I'm ashamed of myself. :(
Yeah bro I don't think anyone is going to give you shit for bailing out.

So yeah, I'm definitely losing strength all around.  Yesterday on Bench Press I barely got 3 at 235 and I got 6 at 245 just two weeks earlier.  I think I know what it is though.  This cold weather has hit Houston and I have been riding my motorcycle to work.  I think it's been draining my energy riding in the cold.  The cold front hit last Friday, the same day I started to lose on my OHP.  Today I rode in my car and even after already working tris yesterday, not taking my usual break today and also working in my deadlift and pullups todays I was able to hit my 3 week goals pretty easily on OHP.  I felt great in the gym today. 

So I'm going to take the next 4 days to rest, eat well over the holiday and start this same 5/3/1 cycle over again on Monday coming back nice and strong.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on November 27, 2013, 12:15:49 PM
Nope.  I've done a PH cycle before, but I'm all natural right now.  Won't lie, I'd like to do test but there are natural goals I want to hit first (400 squat, 300 bp, 200 OHP, 450 DL). 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on November 27, 2013, 01:05:41 PM
So true.  Plus, bros are more impressed with being able to say "Yeah bro, I squat 4 plates"
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on November 27, 2013, 01:16:16 PM
Hell yes!  5/3/1 will definitely get you there slowly but surely. 

I think I'm also going to drop the BBB part of it for a while and just do some regular assistance.  Those extra 5 sets I think are killing me mentally more than anything.  There's a certain amount of fear when going for sets 4 and 5 in squats now.  Failing with 170 lbs really makes you look like a bitch in the gym.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on November 27, 2013, 01:22:20 PM
Goddamn.  The upside down pushups I don't know if I could do.  The balance aspect and my fattiness might not go too well together.

But I think I'm getting close to a muscle up.  On my 2nd to last pullup today I was starting to lose my grip so I put some extra effort in the pull portion and toss my self up a few inches to catch on again and get better grip.  I don't know why but that made me feel pretty bad ass.  I think with some work I can probably do a muscle up now.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: El Babua on November 30, 2013, 04:40:40 PM
I pinched a nerve on my left hand yesterday. At least I hope I did and it's not symptoms of a hernia.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: chronovore on December 02, 2013, 06:10:24 AM
Was feeling like I am not getting enough of a workout, so I added 1.5kg weights to each wrist for today's mostly cardio workout. I was sufficiently wiped out by the end of it.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on December 07, 2013, 01:07:52 AM
I'm not even squatting three plates yet. Soon.

I seriously recommend Sheiko 29 or smolov JR for improving your squat. 

I've tried both programs and both times my squat shot up by 30lbs or more in a month.  The best thing is that the gains are permanent.  6 months ago, I would have to exert much effort to squat 3 plates on a good day.  Now even after several days of hard olympic lifts or basketball, I could still do 315 a few times. 

While 5/3/1 is excellent, I believe that our bodies can handle the squat with much higher volume than any of the other 3 powerlifts.  Once a week for squats is probably undertraining.  The best thing about both these programs is your upper body will get bigger too just from holding so much weight. 

Since you're already on 5/3/1, I'd suggest just doing the squat portion of Sheiko and continue 5/3/1 for your other lifts. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on December 07, 2013, 01:11:03 AM
Nope.  I've done a PH cycle before, but I'm all natural right now.  Won't lie, I'd like to do test but there are natural goals I want to hit first (400 squat, 300 bp, 200 OHP, 450 DL).

:gladbron

I didn't know you were that hardcore.

How were your results? 

I've been tempted before to get a test prescription from one of my colleagues or sister but most likely I won't.  Not only 'cuz of legal complications but I don't want to get sucked into continuously looking for even harder stuff.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on December 07, 2013, 08:54:11 AM
Physically they were great. I got a good base for mass from it and got some nice shape. My traps began to grow and my back got the v taper going on. Strength wise I can't really give a good opinion. I did it when I had never stalled and I just kept trucking on my planned progression. I could tell it definitely made things easier though. I wish I had waited for that reason so I could get the most out of it. I am pretty sure I'll end up trying test at some point, but the ph cycle definitely made it clear that I'm waiting to do the test and not going to spend time with prohormones. The back pumps, lethargy and emotional rollercoaster aspect suck and are apparently non existent with test.

I am joining a new gym soon though. Its a power lifters gym here in Houston. I went to check it out and they're all real nice. Small group of guys in this small, hot warehouse but the equipment is incredible. Prowlers and tires and ropes and chains. Fuck yes!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on December 08, 2013, 09:32:54 PM
Mups, that gym sounds awesome.  Is it a Westside affiliated gym?  It sounds like they use much of the same methods as Westside. 

I almost got a prowler but decided it was too expensive and impractical since my gym wouldn't let me use it.  I would have to spend even more money on plates and also find an empty parking lot. 

I think you're gonna start improving rapidly once you start learning from those powerlifters.  5/3/1 is great but I think there are more effective ways at bumping your strength fast if you're not already deadlifting 4 plates, squatting 4 and benching 3. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on December 08, 2013, 11:50:04 PM
Mups, that gym sounds awesome.  Is it a Westside affiliated gym?  It sounds like they use much of the same methods as Westside. 

I almost got a prowler but decided it was too expensive and impractical since my gym wouldn't let me use it.  I would have to spend even more money on plates and also find an empty parking lot. 

I think you're gonna start improving rapidly once you start learning from those powerlifters.  5/3/1 is great but I think there are more effective ways at bumping your strength fast if you're not already deadlifting 4 plates, squatting 4 and benching 3.
its a metro flex gym. The guys in there looked insane. Some were body builders, some were fitness models and others power lifters. Just lots of different guys to learn from. The best thing is that they were all really friendly and liked to talk about routines with you but not just trying to gloat. I just went to check it out and I had a few conversations with random guys there about diets, routines, goals and whatever. And like you said, most said 5/3/1 works but if you've got the dedication you can get faster results with other methods. I can't wait.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on December 09, 2013, 12:35:39 AM
Yeah his upper body strength is impressive but not so much with the lower body lifts.

I guess he doesn't need to go that hard on legs since he's got that natural black running and jumping ability. 

(http://imageshack.us/a/img507/3374/skip1n.png)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on December 09, 2013, 01:00:42 AM
Never heard of Jeff Seid but his upper body is pretty strong. 

It's still pretty cool that Drake is lifting heavy since he obviously doesn't need to be strong, with his entourage and bodyguards. 

This is one of the best form video I've seen for deadlift, 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6UgD1H_AXw

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on December 09, 2013, 01:09:16 AM
:lol

That guy is a legit beast though.  There's a vid of him DL 4 plates 20 times for some challenge.  He also squats 5 plates easily.  That's some heavy weight regardless of height. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on December 09, 2013, 10:43:20 PM
You guys check this out yet?

Looks pretty tough.

http://www.t-nation.com/workouts/beyond-531-program-1-1
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on December 10, 2013, 09:19:45 AM
Damn.  I'm going to have to check out the book.  The article only has the first 5 weeks listed.  After a year on 5/3/1 I trust Wendler and adding in conditioning to the routine sounds like it's what I'm looking for.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on December 10, 2013, 06:54:40 PM
I like that his new program incorporates explosive exercises.  Research shows that they not only improve athleticism but also 1RM strength. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on December 16, 2013, 07:21:45 PM
You know how you're supposed to be able to do a certain amount of reps at a lower % of your max?

http://www.exrx.net/Calculators/OneRepMax.html

It doesn't seem to work for me.  I found that I start getting tired around 3 reps once I get close to 80% of my max.  Like 275x3 basically feel the same as 305x3 to me on the squat. 

Today I was struggling with 265x3 and 305x3 but at the end I was somehow still able to do 325x3.  It seems kinda weird.  It's like my neuromuscular system is just geared for low reps regardless of weight. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on December 16, 2013, 08:17:05 PM
5/3/1 helps with that. You have to do 5 reps at 85%
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on December 17, 2013, 08:04:55 PM
My left shoulder popped a little when I was snatching 135. 

Pretty scary.  I think it is because I injured it from basketball 2 yrs ago.  That shoulder had seemed to be completely rehabilitated and had caused no pain.

Today showed me that I still have some weak ligaments in that shoulder.  I probably overused my upper body for those snatches because I had squatted yesterday. 

Guess I need to start doing some exercises to rebuild my rotator cuff. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on December 18, 2013, 08:18:44 PM
I found that the formula doesn't work that well once you go beyond 10 reps. 

Still 160x21 is pretty good.  You'd be a beast at the NBA combine if you could do 20 reps of 185. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on December 21, 2013, 07:14:31 PM
Enjoy dat ass!

Really though, it kinda seems like you have a bit of anterior pelvic tilt. Correcting that a little bit will help your ass not stick out so much. yours isn't nearly as bad as mine was and I'm about 2 months into correcting mine and can already see a big difference. I have a link at home with tips if you're interested
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on December 21, 2013, 07:30:00 PM
Ah ok. Apparently it's stressful on the back to extend that much. I started doing some posture research because I kept looking in the mirror and I knew something was wrong. One of the fixes is basically focusing on correct posture when standing. It makes a world of difference. The slump is strenuous on the lower back and the over extension is strenuous on the middle back
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on December 21, 2013, 08:00:24 PM
You son of a bitch
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on December 22, 2013, 06:42:31 PM
You could try going lighter and doing high-bar ATG squats.  It's really hard to go deep on those if the hip flexors are tight. 

For bigger hamstrings, stiff-legged deadlifts, snatch grip deadlifts and good mornings all work really well.  I usually do those in sets of 6-8 after I've finished with my heavy sets of regular deadlifts. 

Your quads look pretty good already.  If you want more growth, try the ultimate quad squat here, http://www.t-nation.com/free_online_article/sports_body_training_performance/best_of_quads

I've done it several times and it gets my quads sore as hell. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on December 22, 2013, 07:01:01 PM
My hammies are kicking ass from good mornings. Those are one of my favorite exercises now.

also, last night I was at a party and there were some balloons that floated to the ceiling that no one could reach and someone asked me to get them. I have never been very good at jumping so I I didn't think I could do it. I was surprised that I was able to do it so easily. It was nothing crazy high but it did make me feel proud as a change I've made in my physical fitness.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on December 22, 2013, 07:58:53 PM
How high do you get on a 10ft rim?  Maybe you just didn't know how to train for hops.

I've been doing good mornings with resistance bands.  It helps with my form and make the movement more explosive. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on December 22, 2013, 08:12:06 PM
Well I haven't really tried to jump for anything in years. But now I'm curious about how high I can jump. What else do you do to train?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on December 22, 2013, 08:16:47 PM
You can just practice jumping in various ways.

Off one leg, two legs, stationery, running, two steps.

Just jumping alone will make a big difference for beginner. 

After that, snatching, depth jumps and box jumps seem to help the most in generating explosively the strength you've gained from squats/DL. 

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2013 edition
Post by: Mupepe on December 31, 2013, 01:37:40 PM
So after taking a diet hiatus starting thanksgiving until today I am 27 lbs heavier and my lifts are back up. Starting tomorrow I am transitioning back to carb back loading. Due to Christmas and new years tomorrow I haven't done pullups in almost 3 weeks (I do them on Wednesday) and I was 20 lbs lighter the last time. I struggled to bust out 5 strict dead hangs today. Fuuuuuuu
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Oblivion on January 03, 2014, 09:28:25 PM
Okay, good news and bad news.

Good news is, I've gained quite a bit of weight since August, and I see noticeable improvements in certain parts of my body.

The bad news is that a good chunk of that weight appears to be fat, and a a good chunk of that seems to be concentrated in my gut. It's not too bad, but it's definitely noticeable.

I've still good a good ways to go before I complete my bulking phase, but is there a way to take care of this? Or is it one of those really annoying things about the body that it's biologically not possible to do while bulking? I hear belly fat is notoriously hard to get rid of. D:
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Mupepe on January 03, 2014, 11:54:56 PM
Fix your diet bro. When you're a newb you can gain muscle and lose fat at the same time. Look into carb backloading for an easy way to gain muscle and minimal fat. Muscle will almost always come with a bit of a fat but it doesn't have to be much.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Oblivion on January 04, 2014, 01:08:52 AM
Fix your diet bro. When you're a newb you can gain muscle and lose fat at the same time. Look into carb backloading for an easy way to gain muscle and minimal fat. Muscle will almost always come with a bit of a fat but it doesn't have to be much.

*googles that*

Huh, very interesting. Have you ever tried that, Mups?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Mupepe on January 04, 2014, 01:21:16 AM
Yes sir. Its great for keeping the fat off while bulking up and it still lets you indulge. I would highly recommend buying the book. And carb nite solution is great for losing fat and maintaining muscle.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Oblivion on January 04, 2014, 01:32:43 AM
Sweet!

But I have one question. According to one link (http://www.cutandjacked.com/Guide-Carb-Back-Loading) I read, the carb count is pretty important (obviously), but the fat count isn't, and that you could as much as you want. How exactly is that supposed to work? I mean, isn't fat what makes you...fat?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Beezy on January 04, 2014, 01:37:53 AM
I mean, isn't fat what makes you...fat?
:ufup

This better be your first fucking time in this thread.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Mupepe on January 04, 2014, 01:39:52 AM
Nope. Common misconception. Carbs induce insulin spikes which cause you to store fat. Fats for a multitude of reasons are difficult to turn into body fat and are often healthy. The book explains a good amount of this. Its in line with paleo and primal diets too. Google those as well. If you're gonna lift you'll need to rethink and read up on what is healthy and basically relearn how and what to eat.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: El Babua on January 05, 2014, 09:06:20 PM
Due to my lower back injury, my deadlift form got 1000x times better.

Didn't realize how much strain I was putting on it until I started engaging my abs and glutes more.

Currently sitting on 160 squat, 205 DL at 5 reps. Hopefully I can get that shit back up to pre injury numbers before March. Most important thing is not overdoing it as I'm prone to anytime I see a barbell. Just needed to vent.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on January 06, 2014, 11:22:52 AM
limit carbs and burn weight like it's silly.

i've bene stuck i nthe 220s for like 2 months now but tbf i've eaten shit almost daily out of depression / being injured. but i mena as logn as i dont break into the 30s im all set mentally.

i came across a old photo the other day of me, i couldnt even recognize the person

Code: [Select]
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c343/bcnhf/update.jpgi mean look at dat shit on the left unacceptable dunno how i went through life like dat. oh well.  dats me on the right about a couple weeks ago

ps hiding this as code cuz i dont want to be a poster boy for carb counting or dieting im not proud im shameful of where i was and im happy to be relatively normal but still fat
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Mupepe on January 06, 2014, 11:55:32 AM
No matter what thats amazing progress dude.

I'm feeling good. Today was my 95% at 295 for squats. I did it and afterward I was in disbelief because it was too easy. I thought maybe I didn't go low enough or something. So I immediately did another set and man it was so easy. I went ATG and I think I could have easily done at least two more. Feeling good
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Mupepe on January 07, 2014, 01:11:18 PM
Damn.  1 rep @ 250 for bench press today was a breeze but I failed spectacularly on an attempted 2nd rep.  :(  I had to take that shameful glance around the gym hoping someone would notice so I didn't have to yell out help or dumb the weights and make a scene.  Luckily a guy I know noticed after about 30 seconds and came over to help.  Shameful.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on January 07, 2014, 06:27:24 PM
limit carbs and burn weight like it's silly.

i've bene stuck i nthe 220s for like 2 months now but tbf i've eaten shit almost daily out of depression / being injured. but i mena as logn as i dont break into the 30s im all set mentally.

i came across a old photo the other day of me, i couldnt even recognize the person

Code: [Select]
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c343/bcnhf/update.jpgi mean look at dat shit on the left unacceptable dunno how i went through life like dat. oh well.  dats me on the right about a couple weeks ago

ps hiding this as code cuz i dont want to be a poster boy for carb counting or dieting im not proud im shameful of where i was and im happy to be relatively normal but still fat

Great progress.  Now that you're about half the weight, do you still dig fat chicks like you used to?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on January 07, 2014, 06:53:22 PM
ya even more. i love a nice PAWG
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Mupepe on January 07, 2014, 11:17:41 PM
Pics?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: chronovore on January 09, 2014, 01:22:32 AM
Oh lord I am a fat and gross these days.

Was it the holidays?

For me, I thought it was the holidays. But I'm having a wee bit of trouble getting back on the horse.

Well, more like a pony.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Mupepe on January 09, 2014, 08:35:13 AM
I switched to carb backloading and uhh... yeah it hasn't worked out well.  I was in the middle of a 5/3/1 cycle so I was happy with the gain train rolling, but I felt too disgusting and wanted to cut some weight and the carb cravings were just insane.  A month is too long to take off.  So next week when my deload week starts I'll switch to Carb Nite Solution for some weight loss until I lose about 15-20 lbs (should be 2-3 weeks).  I'll do my deload week as scheduled by 5/3/1 and then the next two weeks will be reverse pyramid training making sure to maintain my 1RM and after I get down to a non disgusting weight I'll get back on the carb backloading.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Mupepe on January 18, 2014, 10:00:07 PM
Is that like a nitric oxide supplement? I got a free sample of t-1911 a few years ago from a sponsor on bodybuilding.com and yeah they definitely work to an extent. The t-1911 might as well have been Viagra. It was ridiculous.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Mupepe on January 18, 2014, 10:31:00 PM
I've just been doing barefoot. I plan on getting some of the recommended shoes from this thread soon.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Mupepe on January 20, 2014, 02:21:11 PM
Fuck! I'm gonna have to reset squat again. 2 weeks ago I started training for the winter olympics thing at my company. Basically a ton of cardio. I tried to adjust my diet to compensate, but I just failed on my attempt for a third rep at 270. Fuck. Considering two weeks ago I got 3 at 280 I am pissed. I didn't even wanna do this but I was recruited by management and fuck if I am going to tell them no.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Mupepe on January 20, 2014, 08:04:47 PM
You motherfucker
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Mupepe on January 21, 2014, 11:27:16 AM
How long are you guys resting between sets?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Mupepe on January 21, 2014, 03:00:30 PM
Thanks.  I've generally kept my 5/3/1 sets at 3 minutes.  I'm thinking about giving myself more rest and retrying my sets next week.

I failed on bench press today too.  It was my 5 week and I got 5&175, 5@205 and only 4 @230.  Considering I got 3 @ 240 on my last cycle I'm getting pretty frustrated.  This extra cardio is killing me.  It seems to be only at the top end that I'm losing though.  My 205 set was cake.  I think I could have easily done ten.  But I was just so gassed after my third rep of 230.  Bleh.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Mupepe on January 21, 2014, 09:48:20 PM
Well that's a depressing reality to face
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Boogie on January 22, 2014, 12:42:32 PM
I'm trying to get back to sub-190lbs after two months away living out of a hotel room for work, and then the holidays.

Was about 188lbs in Mid-October, and about 204 lbs at New year's. At 194 now.  It don't come off quick. :-\
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Oblivion on January 22, 2014, 09:04:18 PM
omg. Something awesome happened just now. I come into work wearing a t-shirt, which I normally don't wear (t-shirts in general) and one of my attractive female co-workers looks at me, pokes me in my chest, smiles wryly and says "very nice" before walking away.

Motivation to work out just jumped a hundred fold. :rock
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Your Stalker on January 22, 2014, 10:20:13 PM
You were sexually harassed! :gladbron
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Mupepe on January 23, 2014, 12:34:52 PM
What is this feel? Envy I think. Gatdam
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Mupepe on January 24, 2014, 03:08:47 PM
I need a foam roller.  The ones at my gym smell   :-\  Is there generally a difference in quality or will a cheap one do?

My OHP and deadlift are still going strong.  No reset necessary for them thankfully.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Mupepe on January 24, 2014, 04:18:49 PM
Yes.  And it led me to think about my need for a foam roller.  Look, I'm not trying to get fancy, mister.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Boogie on January 24, 2014, 05:01:49 PM
Fuck! I'm gonna have to reset squat again. 2 weeks ago I started training for the winter olympics thing at my company. Basically a ton of cardio. I tried to adjust my diet to compensate, but I just failed on my attempt for a third rep at 270. Fuck. Considering two weeks ago I got 3 at 280 I am pissed. I didn't even wanna do this but I was recruited by management and fuck if I am going to tell them no.

I will be stronger than you soon.

5 reps at 295 just now.  :smug
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Boogie on January 24, 2014, 05:04:05 PM
But I still shake my fist at your "barely visible" abs  >:(
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Steve Contra on January 24, 2014, 05:09:00 PM
The Merrels came. I love these! They are a little less flat on the bottom than the New Balance Minimus Trails so they mimic barefoot a little better. They seem to be of great construction—much better than my last pair of New Balances. If you're looking for a barefoot-style trail runner I highly recommend these. They definitely seem to be better at what they are supposed to be i.e. trail running. When you wear them you just want to get on the balls of your feet and take off.

Which Merrels did you get?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Bildi on January 24, 2014, 07:09:09 PM
Hmm, that Super Nova Ball looks.... relieving.

I love my foam roller, but my butt/lower back/hammies can always use more.  This looks like this could be a handy tool in the arsenal. 

No pun intended. :teehee
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on January 24, 2014, 08:54:58 PM
I weighed in at 190 today. Up 22 lbs since summer 2012 and officially overweight according to BMI. I've never hit 190 before! I'd like to gain 5-10 more lbs then cut down 10 and be huge and ripped. For an idea of my body composition I'm at a 44 1/2 inch chest and 34 inch waist. My abs are barely visible.

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Good job, breh.

Looks like you barely gained any bodyfat. 

How long have you been on 5/3/1?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on January 24, 2014, 09:57:03 PM
Fuck! I'm gonna have to reset squat again. 2 weeks ago I started training for the winter olympics thing at my company. Basically a ton of cardio. I tried to adjust my diet to compensate, but I just failed on my attempt for a third rep at 270. Fuck. Considering two weeks ago I got 3 at 280 I am pissed. I didn't even wanna do this but I was recruited by management and fuck if I am going to tell them no.

I wouldn't bother resetting.  Your legs are probably just tired from all that running.  Whenever I play too much basketball, my squats also drop considerably.  Usually, I can easily do 5x275 ATG but even 1 rep is a struggle if I've been playing too much. 

One thing that I found to be really useful in maintaining or improving a lagging squat is to simply squat more often.  I've been squatting at least 3x a week.  There is no fixed sets except for doing at least 1 rep with 315.  On the days I feel good, I'll go for a higher weight for my last rep or do more reps for sets at 285-305. 

I was skeptical when I read that many Olympian weightlifters squat 3-5 times a week but my legs surprisingly recovered very well.  I haven't tested out my true max but 315 feels easier than ever.

My deadlifts have also gone up even though I put very little emphasis on them.  I think it's due to switching my squat from mid-bar/slightly below parallel to high-bar/fully ATG.  When I deadlift now, it's much easier for me to use my glutes to drive the weight from the ground instead of over relying on my back. 

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Mupepe on January 24, 2014, 10:36:51 PM
Fuck! I'm gonna have to reset squat again. 2 weeks ago I started training for the winter olympics thing at my company. Basically a ton of cardio. I tried to adjust my diet to compensate, but I just failed on my attempt for a third rep at 270. Fuck. Considering two weeks ago I got 3 at 280 I am pissed. I didn't even wanna do this but I was recruited by management and fuck if I am going to tell them no.

I wouldn't bother resetting.  Your legs are probably just tired from all that running.  Whenever I play too much basketball, my squats also drop considerably.  Usually, I can easily do 5x275 ATG but even 1 rep is a struggle if I've been playing too much. 

One thing that I found to be really useful in maintaining or improving a lagging squat is to simply squat more often.  I've been squatting at least 3x a week.  There is no fixed sets except for doing at least 1 rep with 315.  On the days I feel good, I'll go for a higher weight for my last rep or do more reps for sets at 285-305. 

I was skeptical when I read that many Olympian weightlifters squat 3-5 times a week but my legs surprisingly recovered very well.  I haven't tested out my true max but 315 feels easier than ever.

My deadlifts have also gone up even though I put very little emphasis on them.  I think it's due to switching my squat from mid-bar/slightly below parallel to high-bar/fully ATG.  When I deadlift now, it's much easier for me to use my glutes to drive the weight from the ground instead of over relying on my back.
Hm. I might do that. I might just throw some squats in. A couple of sets a few times a week at like 75% of my 1rm

can't hurt at this point. Everytime I throw in cardio I seem to get stuck back at the same place. I've been here since like October now. At one point I was able to do 3 reps @ 310 before I did the last work event in October
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on January 24, 2014, 11:03:06 PM
What do you mean when you say fully ATG? Is your ass touching the ground?

My hamstrings touch my calves with my torso almost fully erect.  It's almost like I'm sitting.  I also do some pause squats and hold my position at the bottom to see if I could go any deeper. 

My stance is also narrower than when I did mid-bar.  I used to be go with a wider than shoulder stance so the range of motion was smaller.  Now I'm always at shoulder width with toes slightly pointed out.



Hm. I might do that. I might just throw some squats in. A couple of sets a few times a week at like 75% of my 1rm

can't hurt at this point. Everytime I throw in cardio I seem to get stuck back at the same place. I've been here since like October now. At one point I was able to do 3 reps @ 310 before I did the last work event in October

You can do it for sure.  This is the video that inspired me to train harder,


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SM2ZAQ_jFJs
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: El Babua on January 24, 2014, 11:11:37 PM
Wish I could squat more than I do now. When one issue disappears, another one makes its presence felt.  :-\
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on January 24, 2014, 11:30:53 PM
Just work on flexibility or rehab if you can't squat properly right now.  You'll get there eventually. 

Work on being good at bodyweight squats first and then box squats with light weights.  No point stacking up the weight if your range of motion is limited. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Mupepe on January 24, 2014, 11:52:37 PM
What do you mean when you say fully ATG? Is your ass touching the ground?

My hamstrings touch my calves with my torso almost fully erect.  It's almost like I'm sitting.  I also do some pause squats and hold my position at the bottom to see if I could go any deeper. 

My stance is also narrower than when I did mid-bar.  I used to be go with a wider than shoulder stance so the range of motion was smaller.  Now I'm always at shoulder width with toes slightly pointed out.



Hm. I might do that. I might just throw some squats in. A couple of sets a few times a week at like 75% of my 1rm

can't hurt at this point. Everytime I throw in cardio I seem to get stuck back at the same place. I've been here since like October now. At one point I was able to do 3 reps @ 310 before I did the last work event in October

You can do it for sure.  This is the video that inspired me to train harder,


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SM2ZAQ_jFJs
damn. Thats a helluva video

to work on my flexibility I started doing pause squats on the 5x10@50% part of my 5/3/1 BBB. It made ATG much easier.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: El Babua on January 25, 2014, 12:15:11 AM
Just work on flexibility or rehab if you can't squat properly right now.  You'll get there eventually. 

Work on being good at bodyweight squats first and then box squats with light weights.  No point stacking up the weight if your range of motion is limited.

My flexibility problems are gone now. Was diagnosed as just lumbar strain. I've switched to high bar squats and am up to 165x5. In fact, I go almost to the same depth you've described yourself doing them (I stop right when I feel my calves touch my hamstrings).

Problem is that the area between my lower back and ass crack has something fucking with it. Pain around the center and especially the lower right side, along with what seems to be minor nerve pain below my right knee and foot.

I started noticing it after heavy leg presses gave me major pain there. Deadlifts don't make the area feel as bad surprisingly, sometimes it's even therapeutic if I'm pulling light weight.  Would love to see a physical therapist or even a non-free clinic doctor to get to the bottom of this, but my Obamacare ain't kicked in yet.

As for now, I might just stick to lighter weights and not go as deep as I do now. Gonna take a week off heavy compounds starting Monday and see how I feel.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Mupepe on January 25, 2014, 12:28:17 AM
That pain you described sounds like a sciatica strain. I got one from doing leg press with bad form (curving lower back while pressing). It can go from your lower back and down your legs.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: El Babua on January 25, 2014, 12:38:04 AM
That pain you described sounds like a sciatica strain. I got one from doing leg press with bad form (curving lower back while pressing). It can go from your lower back and down your legs.

Thanks, that might be it. Edit: Even down to the bad form lol

What did you do to treat it? Just rest and rehab? I'm hoping it's not because I have a herniated disc.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Mupepe on January 25, 2014, 12:51:21 AM
Yeah. Just rest and rehab.

I followed bill starr's (I think thats his name) rehab program. Its basically 3 sets of 25 squats everyday starting with just the bar and focusing on form. Add 5 lbs every day. Once you get to 100 lbs bring it down to 20 reps.

it took about 2 to 3 weeks before I felt good and I just started up on a regular program after that with low weight, slow progression and shooting for excellent form.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: El Babua on January 25, 2014, 12:59:02 AM
Thanks. I think I read about it a while ago.

Yeah, best I reset and rehab next month. Felt really weird after squatting this past Monday. Like I was one bad set away from snap city.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Mupepe on January 25, 2014, 01:04:54 AM
Best of luck dude.  Mine taught me a really good lesson and afterwards my squat came back stronger than it had ever been because I focused more on form and stopped trying to brute my way to new PR's. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Mupepe on January 25, 2014, 11:22:59 PM
Goddamn.

those are beast numbers dude. I'm gonna get to a decent weight again and then I'm comin for your PR's, brah.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Mupepe on January 26, 2014, 08:42:56 PM
Goddamn. Nice job @ 300 bench dude. Thats no fucking joke. Trying to do all those PR's in one day especially after doing already the other day definitely sucked some juice so you're gonna nail that shit for sure on Tuesday. Rest up, bro. You're kicking ass
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Mupepe on January 26, 2014, 08:56:20 PM
Ouch. Lesson learned though I'm sure. Nice v taper tho, brah
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Mupepe on January 26, 2014, 08:59:36 PM
What's your diet like these days? Still primal?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: El Babua on January 26, 2014, 09:08:22 PM
Ouch

Daps on the PRs though
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Mupepe on January 26, 2014, 09:19:35 PM
Homemade ice cream and pizza?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Mupepe on January 26, 2014, 09:30:21 PM
Shiiiiiit. Seems to be working pretty well for you. Your gains are great and you're not fat. :thumbsup   
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on January 27, 2014, 08:38:20 PM
I just tried to squat how you are describe with just my bodyweight and it is tough. That far in the hole my chest just wants to (and does) come forward so bad. I squat low bar so not a huge deal but I still want to improve. Any tips for improving mobility there?
Some good tips here,

http://www.biomechfit.com/2013/03/05/squat-neutral-spine

I like to practice by grabbing a door knob with both hands and then squatting down while keeping my eyes forward.  I'll also hold the bottom position so I can get used to being that deep when squatting.  It gives me a good stretch and lets me know what muscles are tight and need some foam rolling. 

In the gym, I like to warm-up by hanging from the barbell and then just squatting down, kinda like an overhead squat except the bar is still in the rack. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on January 27, 2014, 08:43:02 PM
Benched 300 today.

Long time goal met, but it doesn't feel as good as I would have hoped. I started by trying to deadlift 425 and 415, both of which wouldn't budge. I got that bench PR and felt so good I went over to the squat rack to knock out 295 and be in the 1000 lb club. A buddy was using it but let me work in and in my haste allowed myself to use the wrong bar (skinny), let it sit one peg too low, and didn't adjust the safety bars at the bottom. He came behind me to spot which made me uncomfortable as well. I got in the hole with 295 and just dumped it. Didn't even try to stand up. It wasn't the best bail I've ever done and the bar slid down my back and the outsides of my knees are a little sore now. I shouldn't have gone for it. My CNS was probably too taxed. Oh well. I'm going to rest tomorrow and eat a shitload of carbs and get it on Tuesday.

Don't feel too bad.  A few months ago, I was stuck under 275 after 1 or 2 reps even though I've already been repping with that weight for several weeks. 

Your overhead press is beastly.  300 bench or 415 deadlift is pretty common for an experienced lifter at your size but 200lbs is extremely rare. 

Have you tried doing muscle ups or any advanced calisthenics lately?  There seems to be a high correlation between military press and muscle up motions. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on January 27, 2014, 09:05:51 PM
In terms of my own goals, I've decided to join a gym that is completely focused on Olympic weightlifting.  I found a nearby gym that is operated by a student of Tommy Kono, a legendary weightlifter and bodybuilder, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tommy_Kono

I thought of joining a Crossfit gym, especially since I've heard Crossfit gyms have plenty of hot chicks.  What concerned me was that many Crossfiters, even the competitive ones, seem to have pretty bad form.  I want to learn it right and not just brute force my way through technical difficulties.  I don't know if it's realistic but I hope to  snatch my bodyweight by the end of the year. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Mupepe on January 29, 2014, 07:08:05 PM
Good job man! I'm super jelly
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on January 29, 2014, 08:15:42 PM
I just had my first training session at the Olympic weightlifting gym.  It was fun but much tougher than I expected.  All the little muscles in my legs are sore from learning how to maintain proper posture. 

All we did were back, overhead, front squats and a few mobility drills.  I learned that I'm not nearly as flexible as I think.  My posture is good up until parallel but then my torso is not erect enough below parallel.  I usually put my weight on my heels but the coach wanted me to put my weight mid-foot and drive my hips forward at the bottom.  It's hard to describe but I'm basically folded at the bottom with my chest up and pushing my knees out. 

I also have to stop deadlifting since the proper start position for an Olympic pull is completely different.  My muscle memory keep messing me up because I keep trying to seat back too much instead of keeping my shoulders over the bar. 

All in all, it was a great experience and I really got to see why Olympic lifting is so much more technical than traditional weightlifting. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: El Babua on January 29, 2014, 11:10:46 PM
So apparently a few friends decided to throw a fun meet. Basically set up with three teams competing in bench, squat and dead on March 31. The team with the highest overall total wins. Haven't seen them there at the gym like usual because of work, but the team I've been put on are expected to win.  :teehee
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Boogie on January 31, 2014, 03:20:59 PM
I don't really push myself on my lifting anymore, since building more strength hasn't really been my goal, but all the talk over the past couple weeks here about personal bests and the like encouraged me to push myself a little more today.

Hit 3 reps at 325 on squat today.  But damn did the 3rd rep feel scary, lol

Edit:  my bench is not so hot though.  2 reps at 245
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Boogie on January 31, 2014, 06:51:45 PM
My god damned wife squatted 140 yesterday!  :heart  The video is on my Facebook page.

Are you....encouraging us to ogle your wife?  :wtf
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: chronovore on February 02, 2014, 10:53:32 PM
Hot damn, I just dropped in because I thought this might just be the Mups and Biz show, glad to see other people in here as well.

I'm only just now coming back to exercising, after willingly taking off the end of December, then inadvertently taking the whole of January off. A week in California gave me my gut back, so now I'm going back to (mostly) macrobiotic and exercising. Wish me luck!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Mupepe on February 02, 2014, 11:52:14 PM
You can do it chrono! Resist the urges!!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on February 04, 2014, 12:27:29 AM
So I started learning the full snatch motion and jerk today.  I didn't do that great because my whole body was sore as hell from learning how to maintain correct posture.  My hips, knees and ankle joins are especially painful from moving them through the full range of motion.  It's amazing how tired I am getting from just doing motions with a barbell or squatting at most with 165.  It feels like I'm starting all over again. 

Before, I was probably squatting closer to this, which is deep but not erect enough

(http://assets2.tribesports.com/system/exercise_images/images/000/000/496/show/20130730165826-full-depth-squat-sit_(2).jpg)


My coaches are getting me to squat like this, which requires much more mobility through all the lower extremity joints,

(http://strengthmovement.files.wordpress.com/2013/09/klokov-upright.jpg)


Training like a Olympic weightlifter has tremendously increased my body awareness.  I can almost feel every little kink and restriction in my body.  Before I would just deal with a restriction by subconsciously overcompensating elsewhere but now I'm aware when something is not moving or being stabilized properly. 

It's painful right now but I can already feel my joints becoming more mobile.  Hopefully, I'll start loosening up and things can go a little faster. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: chronovore on February 04, 2014, 06:22:17 PM
You'll never make it.
:'(

You can do it chrono! Resist the urges!!

:hyper

(http://strengthmovement.files.wordpress.com/2013/09/klokov-upright.jpg)
Why is one third of this guy's body not prolapsing out of his anus?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: chronovore on February 06, 2014, 12:54:22 AM
I thought maybe a cork.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Mupepe on February 08, 2014, 01:57:18 PM
Today was the winter olympics thing for my job.

last time was stressful but not extremely physically demanding. This time was killer.

last time we moved 5000 lbs 25 yards. This time we moved it 25 yards five times. And on top of that we had to coordinate by only moving odd weights or weights more than 25 lbs. Crap like that. All sorts of weights. Plates, dumbbells up to 125, bars, etc.

me and 2 others ran 2.9 miles at a 10% incline in thirty minutes and 20 seconds.

we had ten events like this total. I am exhausted
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Rufus on February 08, 2014, 04:59:05 PM
Ross Enamait reposted this today. It's been a while since I read it, but I still think it's great even though i've never cared for Henry Rollins.

http://rosstraining.com/blog/2009/12/04/iron-and-the-soul-by-henry-rollins/
When he talked about vanity I thought "Yukio Mishima" and then he goes on to actually mention him. :lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Oblivion on February 08, 2014, 07:32:08 PM
Good news, fellas. I reached a new milestone today. Since I started going to the gym and eating better back in August, I have now gained 30 lbs. I am now at a decent 150 lbs.!

Of course, I still have a bit to go. I'm 5'11" so at 150 lbs, I'm actually at the minimum BMI for someone of my height. But regardless, progress! Woo! :rock
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: TakingBackSunday on February 08, 2014, 10:13:31 PM
I come in this thread one fucking time on a whim

fuck you dude.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Oblivion on February 18, 2014, 01:03:42 AM
Woo! Not sure what the hell's been going on, but I've upped the weight on my squats every single time for the past 3 workouts! (yeah, yeah I know you're supposed to be doing that anyway, but I hit a plateau a while back)

Now I can do 145 lbs., and I did so, surprisingly, without much difficulty. I'm almost about to start squatting my weight pretty soon. :rock
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: bork on February 21, 2014, 08:04:02 AM
Decided it was time for my fat ass to get in shape.

Started doing DDP Yoga/YRG Yoga the other day.  It's been difficult for me to get exercise due to the back problems (sciatica) I have, but this stuff really works- it's already loosening me up to the point that I feel so much better and younger than I have in years.  It's amazing.   :) :'( :)  Looking forward to doing more when I get home today.  Never thought I'd say that about exercising!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: chronovore on February 21, 2014, 08:29:44 AM
(http://www.wwe.com/f/wysiwyg/image/2012/07/ddpyoga1.jpg)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Mupepe on February 21, 2014, 08:58:44 AM
Hey Bork, have you tried any rehab for your sciatica? Good job on making the change though
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: bork on February 21, 2014, 02:42:13 PM
Hey Bork, have you tried any rehab for your sciatica? Good job on making the change though

Just some basic exercises that the doctor recommended and some stretching exercises I saw from others on Youtube.  I saw something else about yoga being good for sciatica, then saw the DDP stuff and decided to give it a try.  Seriously feels like a miracle cure after one night.  ONE NIGHT!!   :o  No lie; no placebo effect or anything...my back felt so much better I couldn't believe it.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Mupepe on February 21, 2014, 03:38:57 PM
Yeah sciatica can be treated pretty well with some stretching and exercises.  High rep, good form squats worked wonders for me when I had a strain
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: El Babua on February 21, 2014, 06:09:07 PM
Yeah, the squats have done pretty well for me. Thanks Mups!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Oblivion on February 21, 2014, 11:13:49 PM
Well, I'm both relieved and disappointed.

After several weeks of putting it off, I FINALLY went to the doctor today (thanks OBAMA(care)) because my right wrist has been hurting something fierce for like two months now. I'm relieved cause it was nothing major, just a sprain, according to the doctor. I'm disappointed because he told me that despite it not being serious, I need to take a month off working out, MINIMUM (he suggested more like 6-8 weeks). Seriously gonna hurt my progress.  :'(
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Oblivion on February 21, 2014, 11:19:03 PM
In other news, my mom actually complimented on my improved physique the other day.

Now don't get the wrong idea. It's easy to be dismissive at the idea of your own mother saying something nice to you, but the thing is, when it comes to my health, mi madre can be kind of a dick. Up until yesterday, she has never said anything positive to me regarding my body. She would bitch constantly (though perhaps fairly) that I was a skinny, little girly man. So this is somewhat of a big deal. Hell, now she's even trying to convince me not to overdo it.

But regardless, good to get some positive reinforcement wherever you can get it.  8)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Oblivion on February 21, 2014, 11:20:16 PM
That's bullshit. Doctors only say that to cover their asses. It's the equivalent of telling someone to stop watching TV if their picture is messed up. Yeah, it solves the problem, but in the dumbest way possible.

When athletes sprain a wrist do they take a month off from training? No. They rehabilitate it by exercising it. I once had a doctor tell me to stop overhead pressing if my shoulder hurt because it was "the least important thing in the world". The doctor was not the healthiest looking person I'd ever seen either. No, dummy, my body is the most important thing in my world. So I trained through it and now I can press 200 lbs.

So you're saying I should keep training?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Oblivion on February 21, 2014, 11:30:35 PM
You need to stop worrying about what women think and worry about pleasing yourself. This is rule #1 to working out. Motivation from within.

Oh fo sho. I was just mentioning it cause I thought it was amusing.

So you're saying I should keep training?

Let's think about exercise physiology here. Why do you lift weights? To build and strengthen your body. What happens when you don't lift weights? You become a weak sack of shit. Your wrist is weak. Should you:

A) Stop training your wrist

or


B) Continue training your wrist

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I get what you're saying, but isn't there a difference between working out a muscle that hurts cause it needs to be strengthened, and working out a muscle that hurts because it's injured?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Oblivion on February 21, 2014, 11:38:00 PM
Yeah, the weird thing about this is that I don't feel any pain when I'm doing bench presses, pull ups (I do neutral grip though), or deadlifts. The only time it hurts is when I do overhead presses or barbell curls.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Mupepe on February 21, 2014, 11:38:53 PM
Biz is right. If it was truly injured to the point that you shouldn't use it you wouldn't be able to. Rehab it by practicing good form and going light on weight for now. "Resting" it keeps the muscle from healing properly and make you more prone to injure yourself again. Rehab is what you need
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Mupepe on February 22, 2014, 11:09:36 AM
I'm on a strict cut now. I am a lot stronger than I was last time I seriously tried to lose fat and I know I have a lot more mass. So I'm doing carb nite solution. I don't want to bulk again until I get back to a decent weight even if it's a clean bulk. I can't stand being this fat and I'm sure my belt hates it too. Wish me luck.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Oblivion on February 22, 2014, 06:00:23 PM
All right, you guys win. I'll continue lifting until something severely tears or gets broken. :rock

I guess that means the doctor's visit was the worst $20 I've ever spent. :punch
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: chronovore on February 22, 2014, 07:57:58 PM
All right, you guys win. I'll continue lifting until something severely tears or gets broken. :rock

I guess that means the doctor's visit was the worst $20 I've ever spent. :punch

In all fairness, that advice probably works for most people, for whom passivity is the, er, path of least resistance.

If you went to a physical therapist or a sports doctor, they'd give you different advice.

I herniated a disc a couple years ago, and the regular doctors were not any help. They told me everything that was wrong with my spine down to the last detail, but only prescribed painkillers, saying it was inoperable and MIGHT improve over time. I went to a sports clinic next, and they gave me rehab exercises specific to my problem, and I was feeling much better within 10 days.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Mupepe on February 25, 2014, 09:22:56 AM
You've got this, man. Make that distance your bitch!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on February 25, 2014, 09:00:02 PM
How well do your treadmill times correlate to your track times?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Boogie on February 25, 2014, 09:35:51 PM
189.8 lbs on the scale post-workout this evening :rock

Two months to get from the post-holidays high of 205 down to sub-190, which is where I was mid-October when I was sent on travel for work and started eating like crap for two months.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Boogie on February 25, 2014, 09:37:33 PM
Got it. Too easy.

I'd like to think it was the knowledge of the uber-shaming you would face here if you failed that propelled your speed to succeed.   :punch
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Boogie on February 25, 2014, 10:40:59 PM
I'm a midget.  5'8"
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: chronovore on February 26, 2014, 12:02:20 AM
That means I'm a GIANT at 5' 9", right?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: chronovore on February 26, 2014, 12:47:49 AM
I've got hairy feet; I suspect there was a halfling in the woodshed.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on February 26, 2014, 01:27:51 AM
189.8 lbs on the scale post-workout this evening :rock

Two months to get from the post-holidays high of 205 down to sub-190, which is where I was mid-October when I was sent on travel for work and started eating like crap for two months.

Come on, bro, weighing post-workout is cheating.   You can easily lose 5 lbs of water weight. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Rufus on February 26, 2014, 01:41:45 AM
I've got hairy feet; I suspect there was a halfling in the woodshed.
Do the hairs on your feet inexplicably itch sometimes?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: chronovore on February 26, 2014, 02:43:50 AM
No, that's be my palms.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Rufus on February 26, 2014, 02:50:26 AM
Serious question. Because mine do.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Boogie on February 26, 2014, 09:08:18 AM
189.8 lbs on the scale post-workout this evening :rock

Two months to get from the post-holidays high of 205 down to sub-190, which is where I was mid-October when I was sent on travel for work and started eating like crap for two months.

Come on, bro, weighing post-workout is cheating.   You can easily lose 5 lbs of water weight.

Sure, I know.  I also check weight first thing in the morning. (Was 191). Post-workout or not, it was still the first time since November I was sub-190 on a scale.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Mupepe on February 26, 2014, 10:09:05 AM
It's never cheating as long as you're consistent about when you weigh yourself.

Since I'm a special fellow about this shit I drink 32 oz of water and 8 oz of coffee in the morning before working working out (never eat) and I weigh myself right after working out.  So I know it's always apples to apples.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: chronovore on February 27, 2014, 09:00:17 PM
Serious question. Because mine do.

Ah, if it's a serious question, then I'll be serious: Nope, they don't itch. There are days they get sore, though. Agitation from tight shoes.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Rufus on February 28, 2014, 03:52:29 AM
Hm, hm. Yes. That's probably why mine itch sometimes.

Anyway, good talk.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: chronovore on February 28, 2014, 04:36:15 AM
Hm, hm. Yes. That's probably why mine itch sometimes.

Anyway, good talk.
:lol

Um, yeah.  :P
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: El Babua on March 02, 2014, 08:27:53 PM
After of about 3 weeks squatting light with incremental increases each session and feeling good (made it up to 105x15), I decided to try and start lifting to where I left off. Started at 140x5x3 with little to no problems, bumped it up to 150 on Thursday...

nope.gif

Just gonna have to swallow my pride and squat light until this goes away. Gonna still try and increase my deadlift and bench in the meantime since the competition has expanded to a free meal for the winning team (preferably at an Olive Garden).
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on March 04, 2014, 12:13:37 AM
For people that are just starting to squat, I suggest that you take it slowly and focus on form and mobility instead of moving a lot of weight. 

It would make everything much easier in the long run.

Here is a useful pic,

(http://i.imgur.com/MobgL.jpg)


There has always been much debate about squatting high-bar vs low-bar but I've found that regardless of bar position, most people tend to be in the bottom position of figure B, which is much closer to a powerlifting squat.

The high-bar position helps to maintain an upright posture but it's certainly possible to bend the torso over with the butt pushed back.  In fact, that's how I used to do it.

While there's nothing wrong with doing a powerlifting squat, many experts, including powerlifters, believe that a full-depth Olympic squat is better at improving strength and has better translation to athleticism.  So unless you plan to join a powerlifting meet or just want to test out your powerlifting total, most of you are better off squatting like in figure A. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Oblivion on March 05, 2014, 08:01:34 PM
It's never cheating as long as you're consistent about when you weigh yourself.

Since I'm a special fellow about this shit I drink 32 oz of water and 8 oz of coffee in the morning before working working out (never eat) and I weigh myself right after working out.  So I know it's always apples to apples.

Hey Mups, I thought I'd get your opinion on whether I should start doing the carb backloading thing. I don't have much flab, but it does feel like dat shit's building up. But I'm 5'10" and 150 lbs. so is carb backloading even designed for people like me? Can anyone do it, or is it only for people who already have lots of mass?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Mupepe on March 05, 2014, 08:27:47 PM
You can definitely do it. Its just designed so you can gain muscle with adding very little fat.

a few things though... Is your routine dialed in? If your routine is poor you will spin your wheels on your carb back loading (and almost any other diet).  And you have to be able to adjust your diet too which requires knowing yourself. You need to know when you ate too many carbs on the previous night or too little. Everyone is different and you have to be able to dial it in and listen to your body.

I highly suggest buying the book and reading the forums
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Oblivion on March 06, 2014, 06:20:35 AM
Well, you talked me into it, so I went ahead and got the book.  :rock
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Mupepe on March 06, 2014, 10:29:45 AM
w00t w00t.  Both carb backloading and the carb nite solution and really great.  There's lots of information and both have worked really well for me.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: bork on March 06, 2014, 02:22:27 PM
Lost six pounds :rock

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Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Boogie on March 08, 2014, 01:20:46 PM
Hit a couple new personal best 1RMs today.  375 on deadlift and 265 on bench.

Think I could have gotten another 10-20 lbs out of my dl but I hurt my hand at jiu jitsu a week ago and it's still bugging me and messing with my grip.

In any case, looks like I'm within 25lbs of joining that "1000 club" with Biz.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Mupepe on March 08, 2014, 02:38:46 PM
I dont understand my body. In 2013 I was mostly bulking and I kept hitting snags and having to reset my weight. In February I started a strict cut and got back on the carb nite solution along with cardio everyday and now my lifts are steadily rising again.  ???
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Mupepe on March 10, 2014, 02:16:27 PM
Kicking this cut into high gear today.  I've been running on a measly 200-300 calorie deficit for the last 4 weeks but today I cut it down another 410 calories.  awwwww snap.  :(  boiled eggs without bacon sucks by the way
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Mupepe on March 20, 2014, 10:07:52 PM
I'm still on my cut. Trying to improve my grip. It really hasn't kept up with my dead lift. I can see my top 4 abs again though. So I figure in a month I'll be to where I want to be and I'll do a clean bulk (lol or ill try) throughout the rest of the summer.

I had to buy size 38 pants for the thigh width though. 36s got ridiculously tight.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Mupepe on March 21, 2014, 11:06:22 AM
thanks for the advice, dude.

I'll definitely work on the paper one.  Seems like something i can do while at work.  Regarding the spring deal, I've seen those before but for some reason assumed they didn't accomplish anything.  Are they really effective?

My cut isn't too bad.  I don't like the way I feel on carbs anyways.  I get bloated and semi depressed when I eat large amounts
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Mupepe on March 21, 2014, 07:50:40 PM
Nice. I'll go pick one of those up then. I hate having to switch grip on deadlifts.

regarding carbs, I think I am just physiologically better without them. My emotions are better and my results are better. Since I've cut them out I am making gains again, losing fat and I feel better. I've even added in cardio again at the end of my routine.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: chronovore on March 24, 2014, 07:18:59 PM
The Business and Cormacaroni gone? Mups, hang in there! This thread is on you, now!

I joined a new gym last week. I'm enjoying feeling the burn again, and even liking that soreness which comes the following day. The new gym is about four times bigger than the last gym I attended, but still only half as big as the business campus' gym when I was working in America in 2012. This new place is only about 8 bucks more a month than the smaller gym, and has a much more robust set of free weights, several class rooms, and a sento-style bath in the shower area. It's also open until midnight, whereas the previous place closed at 17:30 in addition to being closed the last three days of any month.

tl;dr version: I'm back at a gym, working hard to get down under 90KG. Wish me luck!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Mupepe on March 25, 2014, 10:33:29 AM
Good luck, buddy!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: bork on April 01, 2014, 02:57:00 PM
Lost 10 pounds so far :rock
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Boogie on April 02, 2014, 07:16:46 AM
RCMP charity hockey tournament tomorrow!

My team is reigning champions.  Must defend our title! :punch
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: chronovore on April 02, 2014, 08:55:40 PM
It's never cheating as long as you're consistent about when you weigh yourself.

Since I'm a special fellow about this shit I drink 32 oz of water and 8 oz of coffee in the morning before working working out (never eat) and I weigh myself right after working out.  So I know it's always apples to apples.

Hey Mups, I thought I'd get your opinion on whether I should start doing the carb backloading thing. I don't have much flab, but it does feel like dat shit's building up. But I'm 5'10" and 150 lbs. so is carb backloading even designed for people like me? Can anyone do it, or is it only for people who already have lots of mass?

KICK SOME BUTT. Score homeruns or baskets or whatever's appropriate.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 08, 2014, 08:20:43 PM
So, I think I've lost as much weight as I'm going to lose just by eating better and taking walks. I'm thinking about giving weight training a try, not just to lose weight but to be in better shape in general, sculpt my guns, etc etc. I figured asking you wankers for some beginner's resources would be a good idea.

I am, in general, averse to the idea of joining a gym. Would prefer to just buy some stuff and work out at home. Any tips would be welcome. Gracias.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Mupepe on April 08, 2014, 09:02:16 PM
Well you won't lose any weight probably without fine tuning your diet.  Weight loss is 80% diet.  But you can definitely gain muscle and if you're willing we can guide you on making your diet better.

how much are you willing to spend on home equipment? What kind of equipment are you open to? I would recommend a bench, rack and weight set. They can be found super cheap on Craigslist or still pretty damn cheap brand new. It does require some space though so if thats an issue dumbbells can work. A pull up bar is also always recommended.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 08, 2014, 10:28:26 PM
I'll know more when I check out the place I'm renting in Atlanta next week, but dumb bells was what I was thinking. Bench may be a possibility, we'll see.

What would you guys recommend for diet? i'm eating relatively smart these days, minus the occasional taco bell fuck up. Eggs for breakfast, on a sandwich thin or just scrambled, salad for lunch, salad with grilled chicken for dinner is a typical day for me. I was an idiot vegetarian for like 28 years, so I still don't eat too much meat, but I know I need to consume lots of protein. [insert innuendo here]
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Beezy on April 08, 2014, 11:05:07 PM
Your salads don't consist of iceberg lettuce, do they?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Mupepe on April 08, 2014, 11:07:43 PM
You can still do a modified starting strength program with dumbbells. I would definitely recommend a bench. And again ill say a pull up bar is easy to put away somewhere and is incredibly useful for developing the upper body.

regarding diet, most of us jumped on the paleo train (thank you cormac) and it works incredibly well for fat loss. More precisely I would recommend carb nite solution. Its basically very low carb, high protein and fats for 6.5 days a week. Starting mid afternoon one day a week you eat everything in sight. I lost about 50 lbs with it last year and I've lost about 15 lbs again with it this year (so far). Cutting out breads and pastas for the most part can go a long way. I initially lost 50 lbs on my journey by doing that and lifting. And I wasn't even super strict. I limited carbs to 50-100 grams a day and made tremendous progress.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Mupepe on April 08, 2014, 11:09:56 PM
Yep. Esch nailed the basics. You'll lose fat that way. For the love of god though lots of veggies. Dat fiber bro
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Mupepe on April 08, 2014, 11:11:43 PM
By the way, I would nail the diet down now and make the most of your "noob gains" because you'll make crazy progress for the first 6 months and I would plan it right to get the most benefits.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 08, 2014, 11:14:13 PM
Your salads don't consist of iceberg lettuce, do they?

No no no. Romaine and green leaf. Lots of spinach, too.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: TakingBackSunday on April 08, 2014, 11:14:53 PM
Thought I'd give people a heads up in this thread, and thank god Biz is gone because fuck that asshole.

Down to 165 pounds.  This is mostly due to basketball (cardio) and diet.  I haven't followed a strict diet or anything, just haven't eaten many shitty foods any longer.  My regular day is veggie juice in the morning, salad for lunch, and a dinner with protein and veggies.  Haven't really altered anything honestly, just less of shitty things.

Gut's down, thank god.  Gotta get it down a bit more for me to be truly happy but I'm comfortably wearing 32 waists now.

Basketball has been such a huge confidence boost.  I play every day.  I know I'm not great at it, but it's been such a great use of my time and effort.  After every session, I'm in such a good mood, regardless of how poorly I'm shooting.  My legs can't keep up with it however.  I have three inches of fibula missing in my left leg due to my osteosarcoma from back in the day, so any awkward landing on that leg pretty much puts me out of commission for a few days.  It sucks, but its the hand I'm dealt with.


Trying to get to 160 even without much of a gut.  Then I'm gonna work on strength training.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Rufus on April 08, 2014, 11:25:09 PM
Woah, grats on getting rid of the cancer, first of all, but there's still a hole there, basically? They don't, I dunno, stick some sort of lattice on there for the bone to regrow around it?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Beezy on April 08, 2014, 11:27:01 PM
Thought I'd give people a heads up in this thread, and thank god Biz is gone because fuck that asshole.
:lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: TakingBackSunday on April 08, 2014, 11:30:47 PM
Woah, grats on getting rid of the cancer, first of all, but there's still a hole there, basically? They don't, I dunno, stick some sort of lattice on there for the bone to regrow around it?

I haven't gotten it examined since 2008, but they told me before they removed the bone that there was a chance it wouldn't grow back.  I need to get it examined again soon.  After an hours with of basketball I'm basically limping on my left leg all day.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Mupepe on April 08, 2014, 11:32:50 PM
Yep. I'm a fan of IF too. I generally have a 14-16 hour gap between my last meal of the previous day and first of the next day. Keifer recommends it on carb nite solution as well but now its turned into a habit even when I'm on a different diet.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Rufus on April 08, 2014, 11:36:04 PM
I haven't gotten it examined since 2008, but they told me before they removed the bone that there was a chance it wouldn't grow back.  I need to get it examined again soon.  After an hours with of basketball I'm basically limping on my left leg all day.
Good thing you're up for an examination then. That would have me worried all the time.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 08, 2014, 11:51:31 PM
What do you guys use for salad dressing? I tend towards balsamic vinaigrette.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Mupepe on April 09, 2014, 08:48:03 AM
Red wine vinegar and olive oil are what I use. Mmmmm
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on April 10, 2014, 05:04:56 PM
congrats bn on the weight loss and cancer kickin


Let Me tell you about 23 hour IF...its great!

except every few days I have to binge hardcore cuz i'm just too damn hungry. But it seems to be working I dunno.

pro tip if you decide to fast tho: Pickles have 0 calories 0 carbs 0 everything. well most do. make sure u pick the right ones

also ken's makes a 0 carb italian dressing it's p good too.

i was basically hovering around 220lbs for a long time but then one day i took a huge poop and now i'm 212 lbs so I dunn owtf happened there oh well i'l ltake it

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heres a pic of me for those who want to see the methodis progress (https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-EAAHs4BoJFs/U0b1rUCRUaI/AAAAAAAABZU/LlNLbbe3vy0/w561-h865-no/1397159349886.jpg) i dunno why my vingers look so weird heres me in the same mirorr last year (https://scontent-b-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1.0-9/551513_10201119656656707_1487730554_n.jpg) so a decent change i guess
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Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Mupepe on April 10, 2014, 08:42:21 PM
Damn! Good job methodis!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Mupepe on April 10, 2014, 09:17:43 PM
I think I need more curls for dat bicep peak...
(http://i.imgur.com/X1zZErJ.jpg)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: TakingBackSunday on April 10, 2014, 10:01:26 PM
I bet that's a good j/o arm
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Oblivion on April 11, 2014, 04:21:10 AM
Nice guns, Mups!


Might have well show some progress pics of myself as well. Well..they're not technically progress pics in the usual sense where you have a previous pic to compare it to, but regardless, I just wanted some opinions on how I look. (Gonna just link them cause the images are huge):

http://imgur.com/GfpJfs9 (http://imgur.com/GfpJfs9)
http://imgur.com/d9uN4U5 (http://imgur.com/d9uN4U5)
http://imgur.com/LesJEQh (http://imgur.com/LesJEQh)

How do I look? Still girly man? Decent? Good?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Mupepe on April 11, 2014, 06:58:13 AM
Dayum dude! If you lose a bit of body fat you'll have the physique most guys go for. Looking good man.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Boogie on April 11, 2014, 11:04:02 AM
Legit not bad, broblivion!  I'd bet on you in a tussle vs. BrandNew now, hands down!

(We bombed at our hockey tourney, btw.  1 win, 2 losses.)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Mupepe on April 11, 2014, 11:59:01 AM
Did you leave some red ice at least?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Oblivion on April 11, 2014, 10:18:27 PM
Thanks, guys.  :D

Who would have thought eating like a normal human being and going to the gym more than twice every 3 months would have helped?

What sucks is that I know I could have progressed much better if I didn't spend so much time getting my form right, and been able to spend a little bit more adequate time at the gym (I go on my lunch break at work. I can generally do my work outs, but quite often there's just not enough time).

Still, glad to see some positive comments! :rock
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Mupepe on April 11, 2014, 10:46:10 PM
I think everyone goes through a form adjustment phase. Especially if you have no one teaching you in person. And as long as you have enough time to hit your compounds I wouldn't worry too much about the assistance lifts.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Mupepe on April 12, 2014, 01:00:23 AM
Good luck!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: El Babua on April 13, 2014, 01:45:40 PM
Good luck dude!

My hipbones are starting to pop out again. Last time that happened I was in the low-mid 140's. Now I'm 161. Been in the 160 range for the past year. Woo fat loss! Not gonna stress it since I've been getting stronger, especially the last several months.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Mupepe on April 15, 2014, 02:17:21 PM
I'm so fucking close to the 1000 club. 

Squat: 300
Bench: 280
Deadlift: 385

I haven't actually test my 1RM on any of these yet because I'm doing 5/3/1.  But I got 2 at 365 for my final week of 5/3/1 for Deadlift so I think 385 is low balling it.  I got 7 reps today for bench at 235 for my 5 week.  So I think 280 is probably a bit low too.  And I got 6 at 255 for my 5 week of Squat so 300 is probably a smidge low. 

So fucking close I can taste it.  I think I'll test after this cycle of 5/3/1 and hopefully I've got it.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: chronovore on April 17, 2014, 07:35:42 PM
Been going to the gym regularly. Increased my treadmill time, upped the rate (still fast-walking, not running, my knees are an accident waiting to happen), and been hitting the free weights.

Feels good, mang.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Boogie on April 18, 2014, 07:28:20 PM
Well, my work team may have shit the bed for the charity tournament, but my beer league team won our division's championship this week!

(https://scontent-a-mia.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/t1.0-9/10007063_563968510383324_933986314019190043_n.jpg)

:rock
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Oblivion on April 18, 2014, 11:02:30 PM
Oh, also. Reached another milestone yesterday. Was at the gym, and I had trouble taking off my t-shirt cause it was too tight! :rock
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Mupepe on April 22, 2014, 02:02:32 PM
I've started pausing all my hypertrophy press reps.  So today on bench I would let the bar down to my chest and then try to explode from the bottom.  Good god.  That will tear you up quick.  5 sets of 10 @ 150lbs for pause reps after I did my 5/3/1 sets (3 reps @ 260 lbs woot woot!) 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Mupepe on April 28, 2014, 03:08:02 PM
Thanks bro.  I'll give it a look-see


I strained something in my back Saturday picking up my sister in law.  Squats felt no good today so I'm taking a rest this week and hopefully I'll be good to go next Monday.  This sucks though.  It's not painful but it's like a dull ache and I can feel the muscle stretching when I squat or turn in certain positions.  :(
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: El Babua on April 29, 2014, 04:39:45 PM
So I fucked myself up in ways I wish not to describe right now.  :-\

Demoralising, but at least I know what to do now this time.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: El Babua on April 29, 2014, 04:47:22 PM
Best case, hyper extended the right side of my lower back/sciatic area, right above my right asscheek deadlifting. A little bit on my left side too. Wasn't lifting heavy either. Worst case...well my Obamacare kicked in so I can actually get xrays done on this fucker. Already documented my problems here, was increasing weight slowly with only heavy squats really affecting me at the time. Deadlifts for the most part made me feel better so the trip to snap city came as a surprise.

Felt like I was recovering nicely week after week but this is a huge setback for sure.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: El Babua on April 29, 2014, 05:30:17 PM
Yep. Did air squats and the deadliting with a stick thing.

Was in tremendous pain yesterday, feel better today. No gym for a week at the very least.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Mupepe on April 29, 2014, 07:03:08 PM
That sucks man. Repeat injuries are usually muscle imbalances. Lower back is usually from not activating the glutes during squats and deadlift leaving the small erector stabilizing muscles in the lower back weak. I would put my money on this being the case. Sorry man. I hope you feel better soon.

my back is feeling better. Everyday the ache foes away a little more. Hopefully I'll be back to squatting and dead lifting next week.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: El Babua on April 29, 2014, 07:21:50 PM
Thanks guys.

For now, gonna rest up, go to the doctor and work slowly from there.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Mupepe on April 30, 2014, 03:21:34 PM
I was able to do squats today.  Loaded up with a whole 45 lb bar :lol  I just watched my form in the mirror and went really slow.  I could feel the muscle stretching but it felt a hell of a lot better compared to Monday.  Monday was just pain.  W00t w00t
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Boogie on May 02, 2014, 06:32:20 PM
Holy shit I'm wasting away!    185.4lbs on the scale post-workout this afternoon!

Haven't seen a scale hit that low with me standing on it since summer 2009.

I am noticing my lift numbers dropping, but IDGAF right now.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: chronovore on May 05, 2014, 12:23:56 AM
93 kg today, after a three day break. I went to the gym four times last week, felt great. Kinda been pigging out lately, which isn't aiding the weight loss, even as the weightlifting and cardio are giving me an endorphin boost.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Mupepe on May 05, 2014, 09:40:04 PM
Sorry to hear that biz.  about how long til you'll be 100% again?

I'm officially on the mend.  Squatted today and felt great.  I realized I had been squatting with a very narrow stance.  I widened it up and felt a world of difference.  So I've dropped the weight and I've also started a new program partly for rehab and partly because it felt like a good challenge.  I've started the ultra set method.  6 week program where you start with 15 sets of 3 reps, 15 second rest between sets and use your 15rm to start out with.  Every week add 3 more sets until you get to 30 sets.  I think I'm going to use this for OHP and squat for now.  I'll stick with 5/3/1 BBB for BP and deadlift.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Mupepe on May 05, 2014, 10:33:42 PM
Will do.  What made you decide to do that?  I feel less and less like my bench press power transfers to much of anything else.  It does make me ego feel pretty good though I guess
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Mupepe on May 06, 2014, 11:55:57 PM
That sucks biz. Any ideas for your next program?

I kinda feel the same way about 5/3/1. I just started my 18th cycle. Squat doesn't seem to get out of the 300 range. I have reset like four times. But I need to see how my recent adjustments affect this. OHP has reset three times and I dont see myself getting 5 reps of 85% this Friday. I just reset deadlift for the first time. I did pull 395 five times but it was alternate grip and my form didn't feel good so I reset.  BP keeps trucking though. I nailed 3 reps at 260 on my last 1 set. So I estimate I am at around 285 or 290. I have only reset this lift once.

a guy on GAF recommended a different strength program that focuses more on heavy singles though its structured similarly to 5/3/1. He can can OHP 280 and is a beast so I trust him. He ran into the same issues on 5/3/1. I would focus on finally not being fat but I have come to terms with the fact that improving my lifts just motivates me more.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Oblivion on May 08, 2014, 01:14:02 AM
Hey Mupepe, can you explain the science behind resets/deloads?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Mupepe on May 08, 2014, 05:29:00 PM
To be honest I dont know the science. But I would bet my middle nut that its a combination of the following:

1. Rest. Continuous stress on your muscles is just taxing and at a point can be counterproductive. Everytime I have taken a rest I came back stronger. Whether you take a week off or just lighten the load you give your body a chance to completely repair.

2. Psychological effect. Confidence is a huge part of weight lifting. When you're blowing through things that used to be your 1rm its hard not to feel like a god.

3. Form. We tend to use better form on lighter weight. Better form gives us more muscle growth and allows us to control the weight better. This also ties in with confidence. Its hard to he confident if you know you're using poor form to complete reps.

these are just my opinions on it, so take it with a grain of salt. But deloads/rest weeks are incredibly useful.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Oblivion on May 08, 2014, 09:58:28 PM
Sounds scientific enough. Thanks!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Mupepe on May 09, 2014, 08:55:34 AM
I think I remember reading some CNS explanation in Tsatsoulines Power to the People but its escaped me. Basically consistently testing your limits taxes your nervous system and deloading helps let your shit rest.
yeah I think I have read something similar before.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Boogie on May 09, 2014, 11:38:17 PM
23:37  3 mile run today.  I'm nearly in range of my training academy run times.

And was 184.6lbs today.  Withering away to nothing, I tells ya!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Mupepe on May 11, 2014, 01:56:34 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ox1DB79zsKQ

Recorded myself to check out my deadlift form. Some cat back on reps 4 and 5 and my chin came up on rep 5 (I can still feel the strain in my neck an hour later), but it was heavy—350x5.

Moving next week and going to have to change up my gym. Right now I'm between a really nice place with wonky hours where the US Olympic Row Team trains (8 cages with platforms built into the floor so no step up!) or signing up at a Crossfit box. I really don't want to do the whole group class thing but I think it'd be good way to change up my training and really focus on the cardio (and maybe improve my O-lifting).
I'm jelly at the standard grip all the way through. My grip has been shit. It was bad for awhile and I had to use alternate grip more and more as the weight went up. Then I switched gyms and my hands hate the new bar and I couldn't even get all of my 5week with overhand grip so that's one of the things that pushed me to reset.

Your form looks good too. Like you said a bit of a curve on the latter reps, but it never looked like you weren't in control. I think your form is probably a lot better than mine was at my last 5rm (395).

Have you tested your 1rm recently? And I'd personally stick with the 8 cage gym. You can always be bigger bro! Plus if you start focusing on other stuff who am I going to aspire to??
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Mupepe on May 11, 2014, 02:03:26 AM
Oh and how wide is your stance for DL? I widened mine for slightly wider than shoulders for squat and DL two weeks ago and man it feels better. I hadn't realized I'd narrowed it over time using my quads and back more and more. So I am going light for a few weeks building up and seeing what I can pull comfortably with the new stance.

I also noticed you have your hips high. I used to keep mine low like having my quads parallel to the ground in the starting position but I felt pressure on my hips. So someone advised me to raise them like yours and that also feels better.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Mupepe on May 11, 2014, 12:38:02 PM
Ah, the direction of your hands at the end looked like it was standard. And like I said, my 395x5 was definitely bad form. I got to rep3 okay, but 4 and 5 were pulled by ego and were ugly. I still can't touch your previous BP and my squat has been stalled for months!

I started out at shoulder width but as I neglected my hammies I kept moving more narrow to compensate and get my reps I guess. Hopefully my recent form adjustments will help.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: bork on May 11, 2014, 09:37:15 PM
So I lost 10 lbs in month one of DDP Yoga, but after month two, my weight has stayed the same. I'm sure a large part of that was having to stop some workouts early or stop in mid-exercise due to allergies making me cough all over the place though.

Time to work on some more diet changes now, however I have noticed that despite no weight being lost, my stomach has become noticeably slimmer, pants feel a little bigger now, and I can stretch much better/touch my toes again. My sciatic pain has also greatly subsided. It flared up a few weeks ago and I had leg pain, but compared to before it was nothing; would wake up with my leg feeling too stiff and painful to move, but after doing some DDP Yoga stretches for a few minutes, I was walking around normally.  Awesome.  When I first started doing this, we'd go walk on this long (pretty much flat) nature trail and I could only go about half way before back/leg pain kicked in.  Today I went the whole way and back again with no problems.  Felt great. 

Am wondering if I should start doing the workouts more than suggested and just do them daily instead of every other day.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Oblivion on May 17, 2014, 01:24:20 AM
Do you guys do cool down sets? And if so, are they important, or not really necessary?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Beezy on May 17, 2014, 11:57:57 AM
 :rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Boogie on May 17, 2014, 12:21:16 PM
Am I the only one who thinks six pack abs are fucking disgusting? Doesn't look good on men. Doesn't look good on women. Doesn't look good.

I saw some pics of bodybuilders in the 70s or something and I don't think any of them had abs. It's like they knew in those days abs look like fucking shit. Also, Ahnold didn't look like he had abs either. Just muscular everything, but fuck abs because fuck that's ugly.

(http://i284.photobucket.com/albums/ll36/Bigsteve87/Gifs/wrongHs.gif)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Boogie on May 17, 2014, 12:29:44 PM
(http://i687.photobucket.com/albums/vv235/iamboog/Arnie_zps3d4fdef1.jpg)

Nope.  No visible abs here.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Boogie on May 17, 2014, 12:32:06 PM
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_gDxvnRPYqh0/S7SFPtzSj-I/AAAAAAAAABc/0BGPQyhPQKo/s400/arnold.jpg)

Can anyone else find his abs?  I just can't find them.  They're not visible.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Fifstar on May 17, 2014, 12:45:11 PM
They are ugly on women though.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Steve Contra on May 17, 2014, 01:13:17 PM
Did I just read a post where someone convinced themselves that 6-packs on dudes aren't attractive?  Between this thread and the biking thread there's a lot of fatties coming out the woodwork.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Beezy on May 17, 2014, 01:17:04 PM
They are ugly on women though.
Disagree. It depends on how defined they are.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Steve Contra on May 17, 2014, 03:23:18 PM
Yeah sorry there's no one on earth who agrees with you.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: chronovore on May 18, 2014, 11:20:38 PM
They are ugly on women though.

(http://i284.photobucket.com/albums/ll36/Bigsteve87/Gifs/wrongHs.gif)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Boogie on May 19, 2014, 03:13:00 PM
People are so enamored with abs that they think physiques like this are muscular:

(http://cdn02.cdn.justjared.com/wp-content/uploads/headlines/2013/02/justin-bieber-shirtless-hotel-return-on-19th-birthday.jpg)

Oh come on, no one outside of teenagers fangirls could think biebs is "muscular"....right?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Your Stalker on May 20, 2014, 01:12:36 AM
there were people on gaf who thought bugatti was jacked
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Rufus on May 20, 2014, 01:42:30 AM
Don't attribute to ignorance what you can attribute to poor diction.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Boogie on May 20, 2014, 10:04:08 PM
Okay, new fitness goal:  Get my physique to a point where Ruzbeh is disgusted by the sight of me.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Oblivion on May 22, 2014, 12:34:10 AM
Another cute girl at work stopped me on the way to my desk and asked me if I had been working out. :rock
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Himu on May 22, 2014, 01:52:56 AM
Buttlifts :rejoice :lawd

Lower body DDP Yoga :rejoice

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: The Sceneman on May 23, 2014, 04:43:56 AM
Thought I'd check in here as I just joined a gym and I'm working out now. Just had a trainer take me through a sweet cardio and resistance routine. Also gonna check out Pilates and Zumba classes for the LADIEZZZZ

I'ma get buff b. According to the badass Fitlinxx workout achievement system I lifted one ton today. I'm pretending this shit is a fuckin videogame.

(http://static1.fjcdn.com/comments/4277580+_5f994f4bf165a447c2fde5206d38a4a8.jpg)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: bork on May 24, 2014, 01:00:01 PM
People are so enamored with abs that they think physiques like this are muscular:

(http://cdn02.cdn.justjared.com/wp-content/uploads/headlines/2013/02/justin-bieber-shirtless-hotel-return-on-19th-birthday.jpg)

I know this is completely off-topic, but he looks so fucking stupid wtf  :lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Mupepe on May 24, 2014, 01:51:49 PM
I feel disgustingly fat after a week of being off my normal diet. I was able to train but had to improvise because the hotel gym had only machines and dumbbells up to 50 lbs. I did feel pretty boss maxing out all the machines for 10 reps though.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Mupepe on May 24, 2014, 07:08:14 PM
Let's be gross together bro. My family ordered pizza hut but I refuse to believe I have completely given up
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Oblivion on May 25, 2014, 06:06:00 PM
I got a question I've been wondering for a while. Ice Cream Fitness is supposed to be a beginner's workout, but the volume is way more than other programs like Starting Strength or Strong Lifts (http://www.muscleandstrength.com/workouts/jason-blaha-ice-cream-fitness-5x5-novice-workout). You have to workout for around 2 hours, as opposed to 45-60 mins for the latter two.

Now I thought the whole point of the low volume lifts for SS, and SL were because if you're a noob, it'd be counterproductive to work out too long (something about cortisol building up after about an hour or something). And the body can only build so much muscle per month, so such a discrepancy is pretty big, isn't it?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Mupepe on May 25, 2014, 06:45:32 PM
1. Muscle and Strength is generally trash.

2. The biggest reason for low volume on SS and SL is the quick increase of weight and focus on compounds will get really tiring really quickly for a beginner. Most people will burn out on the routine you posted.

3. Having said all that the routine you posted is actually not that bad. I believe the average person would do better on another program and would burn out but its not the worst thing I have seen on that site.  In my opinion you should start out as basic as possible to build a good base and add assistance work based on your weaknesses. Not just because. All those exercises can also be a recipe for injury for a beginner.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Mupepe on May 27, 2014, 09:55:30 AM
Gotta do what you gotta do when your gym is closed and the one that's open has no squat rack.  Fuck 'em...

(http://i.imgur.com/6Bx9BH2.jpg?1)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Mupepe on May 27, 2014, 01:24:43 PM
Haha be careful. Alternatively you could clean the weight, press it over your head, then lower it onto your shoulders (AKA bear complex).
I'm not that awesome :(

I figured if the dip station could hold me at ~225 lbs it could handle 160 lbs.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: chronovore on May 27, 2014, 07:21:52 PM
Sceneman going to the gym rebooted my need for an endorphin rush. I swear to god, I'm about 100x better mood when I get finished with a workout.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Mupepe on May 28, 2014, 01:17:23 PM
 :lol

HIIT with weights, Crossfit, Bodyfit or whatever the hell you want to call it can definitely be done safely.  But it's not something I would personally recommend to a beginner.  That's just me erring on the side of caution by preferring slowly learning proper form before doing high rep sets for time.  Again, I'm sure there are places and people that could teach a beginner how to do it properly but I wouldn't be able to discern a good instructor from bad because I don't do anything in that scene.  So my personal recommendation would be to learn proper form and then go looking into one of those gyms so you can make your own judgment call on what's safe.

I do think the "LOL CROSSFIT" stuff (on GAF especially) is a bit annoying with its dogpile via some carefully chosen videos and gifs. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Mupepe on May 28, 2014, 02:11:55 PM
well you just made me go look up autodidact.  Son of a... But you're right. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Flannel Boy on June 02, 2014, 03:39:09 PM
During the NHL combine, the probable third pick of the draft, Sam Bennett, couldn't muster single pull-up.

(http://s23.postimg.org/ju2wha2l5/gif_gifsicle_30_a284e5c8c8.gif)

He is 17, but still.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Boogie on June 02, 2014, 06:31:09 PM
During the NHL combine, the probable third pick of the draft, Sam Bennett, couldn't muster single pull-up.

(http://s23.postimg.org/ju2wha2l5/gif_gifsicle_30_a284e5c8c8.gif)

He is 17, but still.

Welp, there goes hockey fans being taken seriously in any "which sport requires the most athleticism" debate.  :-\
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Mupepe on June 03, 2014, 02:06:34 PM
damn.  I failed today on bench.  I got 2 reps at 275 (this was my 1 set this 5/3/1 cycle).  But on the 2nd rep I made a mistake of letting it come to a dead stop on my chest.  I got it up and I did it without any real struggle so I decided to go for a third.  Fuuuuuuuuuu  Got halfway up before it came back down on my chest.  Luckily I had a spot today.  I've been on a roll with getting 3 at 265 and 3 at 270 on my last two 5/3/1 cycles.  Bah.  I hope the gain train I've been on isn't stopping. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Mupepe on June 03, 2014, 03:13:59 PM
Sleep I think I am okay on.  I tend to sleep at least 8 hours every night. 

My problem is days "off".  Wednesday, Saturday and Sunday are supposed to be my days off.  On Wednesday I end up boxing and doing pullups and curls.  Saturday I end up feeling fat/bored and usually end up boxing or doing some form of cardio.  I know I need to stop that, but I really just love going to the gym.  It makes the rest of my day feel better. 

And on top of that since I'm on 5/3/1 BBB I'm supposed to only do one assistance exercise but I usually end up doing at least 2.  I'm a stubborn little bastard. 

I think this is the same type of thing that usually stalls people on this program.  I see lots of guys thinking they don't need the "deload week" and then wonder why they don't make progress.  I'm doing the same type of thing  :-\

Also my diet.  I keep rolling back to extremely low carb.  I hate the way carbing up makes me feel.  Not to mention my body dysmorphia and fear of getting fat.  5/3/1 BBB is fucking intense and I'm sure my body is stressed out trying to do this all without carbs.  I just really haven't found a diet involving carbs that I can make work for me and I definitely haven't really tried hard enough to find one.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Mupepe on June 03, 2014, 03:36:00 PM
Dammit Biz!  I'm not perfect!

Good pep talk though.  Time to make some changes
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Groogrux on June 05, 2014, 11:16:11 PM
At a conundrum right now.

Started having gallbladder attacks about a year ago.  Didn't have another until about a month ago.  Went to see my MD about it, and we discussed why I had gallstones.  He asked me about my diet, and I let him know that up until recently, I had been on a low-carb diet that was a mix of carb nite and paleo.  He then explained to me (and I should mention that he is one of the most intelligent men I've ever met) about how a low-carb, high protein, high fat diet probably caused the gallstones (cholesterol was mentioned quite a bit, and I was inclined to believe him).

Then, he referred me to a bariatric weight-loss surgeon for a consultation, which I accepted.  The consultation was today, and that surgeon is recommending a low-carb, high protein diet...

I'm inclined to go with the diet that the surgeon gave me, even though it's not really detailed (it literally says "Begin a high-protein, low-carbohydrate, low-fat way of eating...").  Should I do any modifications to it though?  Or does that mean I pretty much just lost bacon and red meat?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Groogrux on June 05, 2014, 11:47:34 PM
I'm not going to pretend to know more than your doctor, but there's a lot of stuff on internet in the paleo community about gallstones and how it was the refined carbs and gut destroying gluten that may damage your gallbladder initially.  Then, when you switch to a high fat diet your damaged gallbladder is which wasn't used much before suddenly is overloaded and problems arise.

Interesting.  Makes sense.  My doctor said that part of the problem with paleo and some of these low-carb diets is that they introduce a high cholesterol diet.  I even remember a post from Mark Sisson saying that cholesterol would be higher and even skyrocket in some areas, but that it wouldn't have any effect on the body.  The cholesterol can harden into stones in the gallbladder, which causes the gallbladder attack.

I am curious if they mentioned anything about taking digestive enzymes.

They didn't.  They did say that all of their patients should be on a multivitamin and should also consider taking a Vitamin D supplement.

I'm also curious what the side effects of a low carb, low fat, high protein diet are. I know that when my wife was in ketosis if she didn't get enough fat in her diet she felt terrible—often she'd take a spoonful of olive oil or coconut oil to feel better. In any case, sorry to hear about our your health problems and good luck.

I never felt the effects of not having enough fat in my diet.  But I am curious how this will work out too.  I imagine my diet is going to mostly consist of green veggies with lots of chicken and fish.  Probably being going back on protein shakes too.

For the moment, I'm dealing with some other stuff that's turned me to doing a religious fast for the next 49 days.  I'm only going to be drinking water and eating chicken and veggies, and probably only eating once a day.  The funny thing is that I made this decision before going to the doctor, and it's going to pretty much fall in line with the diet.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Mupepe on June 06, 2014, 10:46:50 AM
low carb, low fat and high protein will make you feel like ass.  I'm not sure what it does on a biological level but I felt horrible when I tried to cut my fats down too much on a keto diet.  Lethargic, clouded thoughts, aches in my body, etc.  Fuck that shit. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Mupepe on June 11, 2014, 01:33:35 PM
Hey Biz, what's your thoughts on the Iron Sport Method (link below)?

http://articles.elitefts.com/training-articles/sports-training/strongman-training-the-iron-sport-method/
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Mupepe on June 11, 2014, 03:12:54 PM
I took your advice and began fixing what I already knew was an issue.  I'm starting out slow but I ate like shit all last week.  I felt like my metabolism has been in a funk so I killed it every night.  Not necessarily junk food but fuck counting anything and fuck portion control.  I felt great afterwards.  I started Monday with 1.5 cups of rice post workout with my protein.  I'm going to see how this goes and probably continue increasing my carb intake. 

I think I just need a kick in the pants in regards to both my diet and routine.  I feel like I am in a rut
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Mupepe on June 11, 2014, 03:33:24 PM
:lol  Yeah, that's another thing.  I kept wanting the best of both worlds.  but in the end I realized getting stronger is what keeps me going to the gym and feeling good about my workouts.  My wife was (hopefully) attracted to me when I was much fatter so why the hell do I care about getting thinner?  Fucking ego.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Mupepe on June 16, 2014, 01:40:06 PM
Welp, I started the first day of that routine.  Squats was today 10 sets of 1 rep for 95% of my 1RM.  The first few sets you think you won't make it but then by set 5 or 6 it actually gets easier.  The e book recommends no more than a 1 minute break between sets and I kept thinking I wouldn't be able to make that for all ten reps.  After set 5 I just started doing a 30 second break.  It felt really good.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Mupepe on June 17, 2014, 01:21:46 PM
Did day 2 of the Iron Sport Method.  10 sets of 1 rep @ 280 lbs for bench press.  Shit was intense and I was surprised I was able to do it fairly easily with 1 minute breaks.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on June 18, 2014, 10:21:49 PM
That's pretty beastly.

I've been squatting 4-5 times a week for the last month.  Most days I go to the max of 1-3 reps of whatever I'm capable of.  It was hard at first but I guess legs recover fast enough that it's possible to squat everyday, at least with a high bar squat.  Some lifters at my gym routinely squat 350-400 lbs for at least 2 reps after already lifting for more than an hour. 

I don't know if it's possible to overhead press or bench press like that but your max will probably go up fast if you can recover fast enough. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Mupepe on June 19, 2014, 12:27:25 PM
I've seen programs that follow similar protocols but they require that you basically maintain or even lose strength on deads and squats. There's a hulk of a guy on GAF that follow this particular routine and vouches for it so imma try it. I want to eventually PL
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Smooth Groove on June 19, 2014, 10:17:34 PM
Why don't you give weightlifting a try before powerlifting?

I've seen a significant improvement in my athleticism since switching from powerlifting programs to weightlifting.  Powerlifting got me stronger but I also got stiffer and slower. 


1)It's much easier to go from weightlifting to powerlifting than the other way around.

2)Age has much less impact on performance in PL.  Most weightlifters see their numbers go down around 30 or even late 20s because of decreasing flexibility and explosiveness.  The younger you start doing Olympic lifts, the easier it will be.  OTOH, you can be an elite powerlifter even in your 40s. 

Weightlifting definitely takes more patience but I really believe it is worthwhile.  Instead of training around my weaknesses, I have to work on having strength and full range of motion everywhere so that I can execute proper technique. 

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Mupepe on June 20, 2014, 10:23:03 AM
I'm interested in O-lifting but it just really doesn't fit into my life.  It's not something I would teach myself (for obvious reasons) so then I'd pay for a trainer/O-lifting gym.  Even if I did try to teach myself I'd have to find a gym that allows O-lifting.  I can train for my power lifting at my cheap gym at work or at home.  Cheap, easy and convenient.  If I was to start paying to go to another gym I'd honestly rather go back to BJJ or Muay Thai.  In the end, I just really enjoy power lifting.  I love lifting heavy.  As my lifts go up I still learn techniques on how to stay flexible and balanced with my weaknesses.

But with that said I have started incorporating certain things to help on my flexibility.  For example, I do overhead squats in my routine because they have done wonders for my squat posture. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Mupepe on June 20, 2014, 02:02:08 PM
10 sets of singles @ 170 lbs for Overhead Press with a 60 second break today.  Surprisingly easy here too.  I'd been focusing on higher reps the last 6 weeks or so.  So when I went to test my 1RM last week I only got 180 even though I'd previously gotten 190 on my last 5/3/1 cycle.  I probably just needed to get some heavy weight in my hands again because if 180 was truly my 1RM I would have struggled for sure with 170 at that pace.  Feels good though.  I followed it up with 3 sets of 10 pause reps @ 95 lbs and some accessory work after.  grow traps! grow!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Kara on June 20, 2014, 02:13:22 PM
Sorry for not reading the thread, but do any of y'all have suggestions for basic but OK jogging shoes? I have big ( :teehee ) wide feet so I was thinking maybe some New Balances?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Rman on June 20, 2014, 05:00:22 PM
Saucony's
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Himu on June 21, 2014, 02:19:55 PM
Last year, I did paleo and lost 30 pounds in two months-ish.

Unfortunately things happened and I just couldn't stay on it. It's also very particular. Can't use vegetable oil, can't use a lot of things. And it feels limiting.

So now I'm on keto, and I'm losing weight probably more rapidly than paleo, and I'm on estrogen. That's pretty telling. I like keto more, because it's less demanding, it's more natural for the modern human (avoiding things like mayo is just...I can't, because it's in a lot of things), doesn't have a stupid idea on what ancestors ate thousands of years ago, and it's easier to manage. It's actually pretty fucking easy. Just eat high/medium fat and low carb. I can still use any oil I want, so long as they're low carb. Unlike paleo, I can use mayonaisse, because mayo is high fat with barely any carbs.

I also feel better than when I was on paleo too, which is a total shocker since I felt great on paleo.

Right now, my main goal is just 70 pounds of loss this year. I'd be satisfied with that for this year.

I'm still working on my lower body and I'm really starting to see a lot of benefits. May start a crunch challenge my friends on facebook are doing. :)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Himu on June 21, 2014, 02:29:18 PM
Another example of keto > paleo.

We're about to order dominos. I have no reason to feel left out. I'm ordering a specialty chicken. 230 calories, and 9g carbs per serving. 3 servings are in there. This will last me three days. It's got fried chicken and stuff in it. While breaded, it's still low carb enough to stay < 50g carb today. That's not paleo. But it's certainly keto. :)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Kara on June 21, 2014, 03:33:30 PM
Saucony's

Thanks, going to order a pair.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Himu on June 21, 2014, 03:52:53 PM
The paleo diet promotes a healthy lifestyle with a holistic approach aimed at preventing autoimmune reactions from your body, diabetes, other late-life diseases, etc. A side effect is body recomposition i.e. fat loss.

Ketosis is an effective way to burn fat.

Apples:oranges

I've read many people with diabetes not having issues on keto, and even going as far as not being diabetic anymore. I think keto has many of the same benefits you ascribe paleo to, but they're bonuses and not the main plan. Since keto and paleo both stress emphasis on meats and vegetables, they're pretty much the same thing, but presented in a different manner that's preferable to your own biology and willpower.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Himu on June 21, 2014, 04:47:15 PM
When I meet my goal I'm going to do both keto and paleo, though the paleo will be slightly modified because I end cheese dammit.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Kara on June 21, 2014, 04:57:39 PM
Jesus, that was an easy sell.

No one else had any suggestions and I'm a total fitness noob.  :yeshrug
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Momo on June 22, 2014, 11:58:11 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPGqgmS981E

God damn I wish I had one of these close by
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 22, 2014, 12:57:18 PM
Ran my first sub-2 hour half marathon yesterday. Yes!!!!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Kara on June 30, 2014, 12:01:36 AM
Jogged for the first time in my new shoes.  :lawd :noah :aah

It's cold enough now at night when I jog that I wear a track jacket and that makes me feel very self-consciously Slavic. :fbm I half expect someone to call me Niko and tell me that they're my cousin when I'm out there in it.

On the plus side it would be an excuse to get some sick Russian prison tatts.  :obama
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Himu on July 03, 2014, 01:24:22 AM
Decided to get on paleo again because keto has too many weak points. The pounds are still coming off. :)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Beezy on July 03, 2014, 10:10:45 AM
smh
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Mupepe on July 03, 2014, 01:59:19 PM
I'm on the See Food Diet.  Fuck it.  GET STRONG BABY
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Himu on July 03, 2014, 02:02:07 PM
Need new scale. Went from 244 to 231 in one minute. :kobeyuck
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Kara on July 10, 2014, 04:38:29 PM
Down to the last notch on my belt.  :aah

The Machinist 2 here I come. :rejoice

Now I have to buy a new belt doe. :fbm
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Mupepe on July 10, 2014, 07:29:48 PM
no, bro!  NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I took a week off lifting completely.  I think I needed it.  I know I've been in here bitching about my diet, gains and PR's.  I think beyond needing to rest physically, I needed it mentally.  I came back and finally broke my PR on bench and hit 300 easily.  I broke my PR on deadlift and tomorrow I'm going for OHP.  I was getting more and more reps at slightly lower weights but I think I had a mental mind fuckery that kept me from getting new 1RM's.  I feel really good this week and I'm reinvigorated. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Boogie on July 10, 2014, 07:59:03 PM
In my renewed emphasis on quasi-cutting (am consistently in the 186-7lbs range, provided I don't completely gorge on the weekends), I was expecting my lifting numbers to have sewered as well.  But a week ago, after a few days' rest, I hit 365x3 on deadlift, which is right where I was in Jan/Feb when I was 203ish lbs.  I'm quite sure my squat is still up there too, though my bench feels a bit weaker.  (It always has, though, my legs are clearly my strong suit).

Not sure I'll ever be able to get to the point of grossing out Ruzbeh with my abs though.  :(    I've got a decent bit of definition going, but that pronounced cheese-grater definition might just be beyond my ability to achieve naturally now that I am north of 30, because I would consider this, without question, the best shape of my life post-training academy, and maaaaaybe ever.  Ah well.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Mupepe on July 10, 2014, 10:08:22 PM
:-[

thanks, bro. 405 squat is next. Hopefully in the next year or so. 70 lbs to go. Might not be so bad since I gave up low carb finally. Goodbye what little definition I have!

I miss living through your accomplishments though, biz :( come back soon
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Mupepe on July 11, 2014, 10:10:02 AM
My accomplishments will be in the mobility and cardio realms now. You can still live vicariously through me!
You'll do my cardio for me!  :heartbeat
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Mupepe on July 11, 2014, 12:25:31 PM
Hit 195 on OHP today. Strict form and its 15 lbs heavier than my previous 1rm. I think 200 is doable if I went straight to it.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Mupepe on July 11, 2014, 02:15:45 PM
 :-[

Pound for pound you are still da' man tho.  You lean mofo
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Boogie on July 11, 2014, 04:40:23 PM
My accomplishments will be in the mobility and cardio realms now. You can still live vicariously through me!

I believe you mean that he can live vicariously through me, slowpoke.   :smug
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Mupepe on July 11, 2014, 04:58:52 PM
aw snap.  shots fired
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Boogie on July 11, 2014, 05:31:49 PM
All the more reason to be ashamed that your runtimes aren't spanking me and my short, stubby legs.   :patel
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Mupepe on July 14, 2014, 12:00:55 AM
I want to clarify that when I liked your post I like that you're enjoying what you're doing but I dont like or approve of losing mass.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Kara on July 14, 2014, 03:11:02 AM
Doubled my jog Saturday night (6 miles). :noah

Even got catcalled by some girls.  :leon :whew

Couldn't do it again tonight doe. Just my usual 3. :fbm
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: CatsCatsCats on July 19, 2014, 04:25:51 PM
I hurt my wrist and it bothers me doin push ups right now, is there any detriment to doing them on your fists? Doesn't seem to bother it as much
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Momo on July 21, 2014, 11:26:37 AM
Had a week break from judo, back in class tonight. I didnt do shit for a week, I'm gonna get crushed today   :goty2
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Momo on July 21, 2014, 02:51:15 PM
yup, got my ass kicked, but it sure felt good
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Mupepe on July 21, 2014, 02:53:50 PM
but was the lazy week worth it?

I got 11 sets of 1 rep @ 285 on bench today with 60 second rests in between sets.  Shit was intense and felt great
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Momo on July 21, 2014, 03:02:32 PM
but was the lazy week worth it?

I got 11 sets of 1 rep @ 285 on bench today with 60 second rests in between sets.  Shit was intense and felt great
was kinda a forced break, some of my partners are fasting and some were all out of town or on break
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Mupepe on July 21, 2014, 03:04:41 PM
ah okay.  for a holiday or something I assume?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Momo on July 21, 2014, 03:08:56 PM
Oddly enough all different reasons, German girl is in Jozi, JP decided to take it easy, Alex was sick, other Alex is lazy, etc etc. Everything conspired against me. Even today we were 5 people out of a class of 30. Dem Cape Tonians and their cold aversion. Nuccas lose their mind if the temperature is anywhere under 15 degrees 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Mupepe on July 21, 2014, 03:27:48 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Kara on July 21, 2014, 10:11:20 PM
This weekend I was feeling kinda (http://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/flabbynsick.png) since I ate and drank well, but a person with terminal cancer said I was "wasting away" and wouldn't let me leave their place until they made me a cheese sandwich and I ate it.

Machinist 2 brehs, I can feel it. :noah

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I can't believe a person who's dying made me food. :fbm
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Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Mupepe on July 22, 2014, 12:15:21 AM
You should have told them to worry about their own problems.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: DCharlieJP on July 22, 2014, 12:22:56 AM
40 is nearly up me, brehs.

Since starting my new job i've been not as active as i should be.
I've been playing Futsal and i can still handle it no problem but almost everyone i've not seen in over , say, 6 months says "dude, when did you get so fat!? lol"

I've went from around 63kg up to about, um, ... yeah... more than that.

So - it is time!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Squiddy on July 23, 2014, 11:16:10 AM
First week of getting back into exercise following half a year without any due to some unknown health condition is going alright. Just been sticking to the stretches and movements my physio has given me, and cranked up the cardio. I will be getting back into lifting, but I'll think I'll go for higher reps, lower weights just to ensure my joints aren't overstressed and I end up back on square one.

So, a decent program for someone's who's been out of it for some time, but has previously done about half a year of starting strength and prior to that the sort of random training clueless gym goes does before they find a program?

Can't do much involving the shoulders, and my knees are pretty wacked so not sure if I can squat properly just yet.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Mupepe on July 23, 2014, 11:36:49 AM
Well I do lifts for strength so I can't help you with a hypertrophy program.  But restricting shoulder work and impact on the knees if very limiting when it comes to compounds since the 4 major lifts put heavy pressure on both.  With those limitations it sounds like you'll be on a bro isolation program or a MILF machine and cardio program.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Momo on July 23, 2014, 11:43:20 AM
How old are you squid? You look pretty young, well pre 30. I havent done sports in about 6 years but instantly could do judo. It's low impact on your knees mostly, your shoulders are fucked though. My point is actually unless you have real medical issues, pre 30 it should take you a couple of weeks of three times a week activity to get back in.

I have judo again tonight :noah
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Squiddy on July 23, 2014, 12:12:19 PM
I'm only 25, but my health took a real nose dive  :-\
Left shoulder, no way I will put weight directly on it through heavy OHPs as much as I love them. Knees, feels like they'll be good enough for squats soon enough.

I might have to look into doing a sport rather than straight-up lifting, although I'd much prefer the latter.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Momo on July 23, 2014, 02:32:04 PM
^sport is going to serve you better. In my case I could never get used to the gym/training for no reason thing.

 Injury count : Busted lip (1) Crushed adam's apple (1) Carpet burns from being hurled like a rag doll (3).  I cant eat shit, swallowing feels like nails down my throat (fuck off guys :fbm ) this little taiwanese manlet decided that because he is way smaller than me he would go full force, I could crush the guy IRL, such anger he has :lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Momo on July 24, 2014, 02:05:59 AM
I needed to check my privilege there :'(


Still doesnt excuse the adam's apple and busted lip, the guy just seems like a cunt :lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: chronovore on July 24, 2014, 09:48:26 AM
I needed to check my privilege there :'(


Still doesnt excuse the adam's apple and busted lip, the guy just seems like a cunt :lol
Naw, Small Man Syndrome is a real thing, and it can make for real sacs. A dude in my dojo who's insecure about his form is the only one who actually loses his shit and causes damage. The main instructor is a seriously cool dude who is happy that we get to go strong, but is always controlling it so no actual damage is done.

40 is nearly up me, brehs.

Since starting my new job i've been not as active as i should be.
I've been playing Futsal and i can still handle it no problem but almost everyone i've not seen in over , say, 6 months says "dude, when did you get so fat!? lol"

I've went from around 63kg up to about, um, ... yeah... more than that.

So - it is time!
Get on it, fatty.

Exercise is great, but diet is key. I installed a calorie counter on my phone and am afraid to boot it up. I'll have to give up scones or something.

Scones...
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Squiddy on July 27, 2014, 07:22:16 AM
First week of training went alright, will hit the gym for some cardio.
Next week I'll have dedicated lift days, thinking of something along the following lines:

Day 1 - (A) Leg extensions 3x10, Leg curls 3x10, body squats (well, we'll see how that goes, knee tendonitis is a bitch), planks 3x60s, leg raises 3x10
Day 2 - (B) DB bench 3x10, DB row 3x10, Tricep extensions 3x10, Bicep curl 3x10
Day 3 - (A) again

With every other day being light cardio, and resting on sunday.

And of course every day rotator cuff stretches and exercizes as well hip flexor and knee tendon movements given to me by my physio.
I should soon be able to hit the proper depth without my knees giving out, at which point I'll sub in some weighted front squats for the body squats (and reduce/remove leg extensions and leg curls.) And once my shoulder improve, I'll add DB shoulder presses on (B) days.

I think that's keeping it simple enough, I'm staying away from machines as much as is possible so that I'll better strengthen tendons and surrounding muscles in the problematic areas.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Mupepe on July 27, 2014, 11:25:04 AM
Leg extensions and curls when you have knee problems? Those machines are awful for the knee bro. Especially extensions.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Mupepe on July 27, 2014, 11:26:49 AM
Replace leg curls with some strict good mornings or stiff legged deadlifts if you're looking to hit your hammies.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Squiddy on July 27, 2014, 03:17:39 PM
My knees are weird, they hurt when I go down for a squat, but not when I do extensions or just bend my knee. My doc is treating it as an inflammation in the muscle attachments, but anti-inflammatory stuff doesn't help me.

But I did forget deadlift, and think I could do stiff ones instead of leg curl.
Down to just one machine :)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Momo on July 28, 2014, 11:44:38 AM
Going off to get my ass kicked, wish me luck  :-*
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: El Babua on July 28, 2014, 11:21:24 PM
Right shoulder's been acting up the last two weeks. Gonna refrain from benching and pressing for a week and see if it helps.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Momo on July 29, 2014, 01:33:43 AM
The class was more than 50% women, a couple of them real lookers too. I dunno but as much as I like casually groping some random women, it's like the weirdest thing to spar with a girl, I have a significant strength advantage and I can just sack of potatoes everything, plus I'm not exactly slow. So I'm in this phase where I kinda hold back, but then the sensei notices and gives me shit or I go for it and potentially ruin a chick :fbm
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Momo on July 29, 2014, 02:08:59 AM
Nah it's genuinely an impediment (although I did try and make it sound braggy to be annoying :lol) I'm doing this for fitness not because I desperately want to rub the outside of my hand against a tiddy accidentally :/
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Mupepe on July 29, 2014, 10:24:56 AM
Right shoulder's been acting up the last two weeks. Gonna refrain from benching and pressing for a week and see if it helps.
I had the same problem a few weeks back. I took a week off lifting completely and it went away.

as for me, its 305 Fucking Tuesday for bench!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Mupepe on July 29, 2014, 11:56:17 AM
305 was fucking cake! 310 here I come in two minutes
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Mupepe on July 29, 2014, 12:00:04 PM
310 is now my bitch!! 315 and a video in 3 weeks.  Count on it bros!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Momo on July 29, 2014, 12:13:42 PM
I took a screenshot of that post, you are now locked in
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Mupepe on July 29, 2014, 12:20:52 PM
Keep me true to my word, boo
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Momo on July 30, 2014, 02:35:20 PM
so I had muscle spasms/cramps for the first time today. But I changed to paleo a few short months ago, so my sensei says I must get some magnesium supplements. Uh, paleo bros, how do I magnesium on paleo? (tell me what you guys do)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Rufus on July 30, 2014, 02:37:40 PM
Bananas? My mother used to take supplements for leg cramps. They dissolved in water like aspirin.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Momo on July 30, 2014, 02:56:55 PM
I have spinach like once a week, and even then I naw at it at best. :(

I have bananas in the form of banana loaf, I eat one over about three weeks (bread substitute) 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Mupepe on July 30, 2014, 02:58:29 PM
Bro, just eat some spinach.  make yourself a gorgeous, sexy, delicious salad once a day.  Or some palak paneer :drool
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Momo on July 30, 2014, 03:21:27 PM
http://www.vegrecipesofindia.com/palak-paneer/

:noah
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Squiddy on July 31, 2014, 06:25:09 AM
I scoff at people who can't find the motivation to go to the gym, when there's so many hot people there to sneakily ogle at  :lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Rufus on July 31, 2014, 07:25:55 AM
Yeah, there's definitely no easier way to do that.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Momo on July 31, 2014, 07:27:14 AM
there's so many hot people there to sneakily ogle at  :lol
Why you going to the gym to perv/stalk bro :gurl
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Squiddy on July 31, 2014, 07:28:29 AM
there's so many hot people there to sneakily ogle at  :lol
Why you going to the gym to perv/stalk bro :gurl

It's just an incidental benefit from working out  :-*
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Mupepe on August 01, 2014, 12:10:14 PM
Hit 200 on OHP today. Even better than that the power rack was taken for all my warmups so 5 sets up to 180 were clean and press movements. The rack freed up for my 200 attempt. I tried 205 but failed. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Mupepe on August 01, 2014, 12:30:34 PM
Also, fuck looking good naked. I'm on this high of being strong!!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Mupepe on August 01, 2014, 01:00:16 PM
Shit, man. Those numbers aren't bad at all for a year long hiatus.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Mupepe on August 01, 2014, 01:26:49 PM
can't see the video at work unfortunately.

I know you weren't inactive but heavy weightlifting (definitely those numbers at the very least) are not something that's easily maintained unless you're consistently lifting heavy.  I want your fucking genetics.  I want them now.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Beezy on August 01, 2014, 02:24:07 PM
Spreadsheets make everything better. I need to dl MS Office and start tracking shit again also. Google spreadsheets and Open Office's Excel copycats just aren't the same to me.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Mupepe on August 01, 2014, 02:27:40 PM
:heh FWIW if I have any weightlifting talent; it's all lower body, I can't bench at all, seriously, I can only rep about 135ish. And have never progressed over 150. I've never been able to do it well for some reason. I don't seem to progress very much though. My peak deadlift was on that pyramid was 355, peak squat was 285 . That was in 2010/11, late? I think i put up similar numbers senior year HS, but was fat then.

I wouldn't say it's genetics or anything like that, I'm a middling athlete, my saving grace is explosive short movements, I'm a slow runner and have always struggled with stamina issues, and my weight/bf% fluctuates like crazy.

EDIT: I really need to be more proactive about logging my workouts. I need to make a spreadsheet, print it out, and integrate with my calendar.
This isn't 1993 bro.  You've got a smart phone don't you??
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Boogie on August 01, 2014, 02:34:28 PM
400lbs DL:  Accomplished.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Mupepe on August 01, 2014, 02:36:28 PM
:heartbeat Boogie :heartbeat
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: chronovore on August 04, 2014, 10:07:47 AM
Also, fuck looking good naked. I'm on this high of being strong!!

pics or it didn't happen
 :-*
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Mupepe on August 04, 2014, 10:38:10 AM
Also, fuck looking good naked. I'm on this high of being strong!!

pics or it didn't happen
 :-*
:lol  I have actually been avoiding the scale and mirror because while I'm not actually being a huge fatty I am eating whatever kind of whole foods I want.  Rice, mashed potatoes, breads, etc.  Not unhealthy at all compared to the average person's diet, but definitely enough to make me gain weight.  Anyways, I walked into the bathroom yesterday morning to brush my teeth after waking up and I was surprised that I actually looked fairly (relatively) lean.  (I snapped a picture too :-*)  I'm gonna keep this up for a while.  My strength is going through the roof and I don't look as disgusting as my body dysmorphia made me think I would.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Momo on August 05, 2014, 01:34:06 AM
My upper abdominals are starting to show, if my penis curled up all the way there I'd have sex with it :noah
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Mupepe on August 05, 2014, 10:55:15 AM
pics or it didn't happen
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Momo on August 05, 2014, 12:01:27 PM
soon!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Oblivion on August 06, 2014, 08:02:06 AM
Does my core seem underdeveloped? If so, what should I do to fix it?

http://imgur.com/vrReYti (http://imgur.com/vrReYti)
http://imgur.com/IUzvvpF (http://imgur.com/IUzvvpF)
http://imgur.com/NXJolzu (http://imgur.com/NXJolzu)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Momo on August 06, 2014, 08:03:22 AM
I have that skinny fatness too :fbm
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Rufus on August 06, 2014, 08:06:04 AM
I see nothing wrong. Except for those briefs maybe.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Mupepe on August 06, 2014, 11:05:39 AM
you're fine Oblivion.  What makes you think it's underdeveloped?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Squiddy on August 06, 2014, 12:01:49 PM
Does my core seem underdeveloped? If so, what should I do to fix it?

http://imgur.com/vrReYti (http://imgur.com/vrReYti)
http://imgur.com/IUzvvpF (http://imgur.com/IUzvvpF)
http://imgur.com/NXJolzu (http://imgur.com/NXJolzu)

You're actually filling out nicely.
Another year or two you'll be a beast.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Oblivion on August 06, 2014, 02:36:48 PM
Oh, you guys don't think there's anything wrong?

It just seemed like my chest was developing faster than my core. Made it seem like it was there was an imbalance.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Rufus on August 06, 2014, 04:28:06 PM
That V-shape is typically what people want.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: DCharlieJP on August 07, 2014, 03:23:53 AM
In the lottery for Tokyo Marathon - already started running 3 weeks ago

Speed is obviously still extremely slow at around 24 mins per 5km at "comfortable" pace and i'm still at the point in training where 12km is the max distance whilst i build up.

might not even get through the lottery, first marathon etc.

Need to fill rest days - and making most of futsal games for the next few months, will have to stop once we get into the new year.

Also need to lose some gut - dropped 5kg in the last month, but need to shed more. Way too much manfat.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: TakingBackSunday on August 07, 2014, 04:33:28 PM
Been playing basketball even more the last few weeks.  5 times a week.  I had stopped playing in the middle of June due to work stress, but I've picked it up again and play often.  Bounced a bit up to 169, but now down to 163.  :o

Still got a little gut but its not super noticeable.  I was just having hard time coming to terms with the fact that I was no longer the 125 pound shit heal that I was all throughout the majority of my life.  Going from 125 to 177 is jarring, and makes you really feel awful -- not just for the obvious weight issues that comes with being that slightly overweight, but just realizing you were once a twig and now relatively normal looking.

My goal now is to decrease the gut.  I'm in the weird transition where I can wear 32 waist pants but 33 is more comfortable...but 33 waists still feel a smidge loose.  Cardio seems to be working well to help this, but are there any other exercises I can do?  I've read ab workouts are a red herring in getting rid of the post-college gut. 

Also, fuck, playing basketball is really hard on my legs, even with the missing fibula piece.  Definitely suffering from shin splints -- gonna need to work on some leg exercises to get them stronger.  Also, should probably start icing them after a few pick up games.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Mupepe on August 07, 2014, 05:08:15 PM
If you wanna lose your belly fat you just need to diet.  You can't spot reduce fat so doing ab workouts to lose belly fat is a waste of time (ab workouts in general are a waste of time).  Just get your diet in check and you will lose body fat and eventually your gut. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: TakingBackSunday on August 07, 2014, 05:30:16 PM
I have stopped eating most red meats and have subbed in turkey and veggie alternatives.  Pretty much cut out carbs (other than beer  :-[ ).  There was a period in June and early July where I was moving so I was eating fast food a lot, which is obviously the worst, but that's been quickly removed from my diet.

Usually what I do:

Breakfast: Nothing
Lunch: Sandwich
Dinner: Some form of chicken or turkey with veggies.

That's pretty much it.  Definitely can improve it.  Definitely can cut down on the beer as well.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Mupepe on August 07, 2014, 05:42:47 PM
Yeah beer is probably what's doing it.  You also have no reason to avoid red meat.  and if you want to lose weight more easily you might want to avoid bread (sandwiches) too.  and it honestly sounds like you need to eat more unless that's one big ass sandwich and you're drinking your weight in beer.  You might be under eating.  Do some calorie and macro counting bro. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Kara on August 07, 2014, 06:02:33 PM
Is the bare minimum for a man really 1,800 calories? That's so many calories I don't want to eat atm.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: TakingBackSunday on August 07, 2014, 06:11:53 PM
The red meat is moreso to avoid high cholesterol which runs in my family -- I'm at higher risk for heart disease based on family history.

I'm eating some big ass sammiches at lunch, but yeah, can definitely cut down on the beer.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Mupepe on August 07, 2014, 06:24:31 PM
The red meat is moreso to avoid high cholesterol which runs in my family -- I'm at higher risk for heart disease based on family history.

I'm eating some big ass sammiches at lunch, but yeah, can definitely cut down on the beer.
Dietary cholesterol has pretty much no correlation with cholesterol levels in the blood.  That's based on activity levels and genetics.  The theory that red meat, eggs and whatever else causes high cholesterol levels has been pretty much debunked.  To each their own, but you're basically depriving yourself of some good food for no real reason. 

Also, make sure those sammiches are made of quality meats.  Your average deli meats from your grocery store are absolutely crap and pretty worthless as far as nutrition goes.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Mupepe on August 07, 2014, 06:25:55 PM
Is the bare minimum for a man really 1,800 calories? That's so many calories I don't want to eat atm.
No idea.  I'm not a man.  I'm a beast.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Real answer: it varies for everyone based on their build and activity level.  You'll only find your minimum by counting calories and tweaking your diet until you find a "maintenance" spot.
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Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Kara on August 07, 2014, 06:29:40 PM
Thanks.

The only thing I'm maintaining atm is my road to emaciation. :noah (1300-1500 calories on a day I don't go to a bar.)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: TakingBackSunday on August 07, 2014, 06:49:51 PM
The red meat is moreso to avoid high cholesterol which runs in my family -- I'm at higher risk for heart disease based on family history.

I'm eating some big ass sammiches at lunch, but yeah, can definitely cut down on the beer.
Dietary cholesterol has pretty much no correlation with cholesterol levels in the blood.  That's based on activity levels and genetics.  The theory that red meat, eggs and whatever else causes high cholesterol levels has been pretty much debunked.  To each their own, but you're basically depriving yourself of some good food for no real reason. 

Also, make sure those sammiches are made of quality meats.  Your average deli meats from your grocery store are absolutely crap and pretty worthless as far as nutrition goes.

Good to know, I'll be sure to get some steaks!

And I buy the best meats available at the local farmers market.  Not fucking around there.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Mupepe on August 07, 2014, 07:33:17 PM
Thanks.

The only thing I'm maintaining atm is my road to emaciation. :noah (1300-1500 calories on a day I don't go to a bar.)
I would die with that little of food. Probably because I would off myself! Cutting with 2600 calories is torture for me.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: TakingBackSunday on August 07, 2014, 07:58:52 PM
I'm getting around 2100 a day I believe.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Mupepe on August 07, 2014, 09:00:21 PM
have you counted recently?  guessing is really difficult unless you make all your own food and eat a lot of the same things.  We also tend to either lower or raise our estimates based on whatever our current goals are.  It's always good to just measure for a week or so every once in a while.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Kara on August 07, 2014, 09:44:18 PM
I would die with that little of food. Probably because I would off myself! Cutting with 2600 calories is torture for me.

I usually do a meal a day with 2 servings of nutrient gruel for breakfast and lunch. You get used to it.

Today's pretty shit though, I'm sitting at 400 calories and it's almost 19:00. Shoulda had a real lunch.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Mupepe on August 07, 2014, 10:39:02 PM
Good lord!!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Kara on August 08, 2014, 12:03:20 AM
I don't believe in karma Esch, but I feel like your existence is recompense for every time I've said all art is political in retort to someone saying they didn't like a piece of art because it was political.

On a related note, a capitalist complimented me on the progress I've made with my emaciation today. :noah
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Kara on August 08, 2014, 12:08:55 AM
I laugh at it breh, don't feel :fbm.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: TakingBackSunday on August 08, 2014, 12:25:39 AM
have you counted recently?  guessing is really difficult unless you make all your own food and eat a lot of the same things.  We also tend to either lower or raise our estimates based on whatever our current goals are.  It's always good to just measure for a week or so every once in a while.

I counted last week
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: chronovore on August 08, 2014, 08:35:38 AM
Serious question: I frequently feel more wiped out and sluggish during the first third or half of my cardio efforts on an elliptical, which seems to ease up a lot once I'm sweating like crazy -- it actually feels much easier than the outset. Why is that? It seems counterintuitive.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Mupepe on August 08, 2014, 10:28:09 AM
Serious question: I frequently feel more wiped out and sluggish during the first third or half of my cardio efforts on an elliptical, which seems to ease up a lot once I'm sweating like crazy -- it actually feels much easier than the outset. Why is that? It seems counterintuitive.
Are you warming up properly?  That's how I feel on weights when I don't warm up properly.  The first set or two is really difficult. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: chronovore on August 08, 2014, 10:39:47 AM
I stretch pretty thoroughly, and the resistance in the  first third is weak compared to the later portion. So... yeah, I think that counts as a warm up?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Mupepe on August 08, 2014, 01:30:45 PM
Then that sounds about right to me.  The blood isn't quite flowing to those areas yet making oxygen delivery difficult.  So after your warm up (your first third of your workout I guess) everything is pumping and delivering the way it should making it less strenuous.  You can get the blood pumping by making sure your stretches are dynamic and doing some body weight lower body exercises like some air squats. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Kara on August 08, 2014, 05:02:12 PM
Apparently my diet is very potassium deficient. Based white blood pressure is nice, but I think I'll be eating more spinach.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: El Babua on August 08, 2014, 10:22:11 PM
I lost grip coming down on my final heavy deadlift rep and the bar bounce busted my thumb. XD
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Kara on August 09, 2014, 02:02:01 PM
I'm at negative calorie intake on the day as of now. :noah
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: jakefromstatefarm on August 09, 2014, 05:45:32 PM
Hit a pr of 205 on bench a couple days back.

Dap me brehs.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Mupepe on August 09, 2014, 06:20:27 PM
2 plates will be yours in no time
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: jakefromstatefarm on August 09, 2014, 06:31:33 PM
2 plates will be yours in no time
That's the plan! I hover around 150 and my goal's always been 1.5x my body weight (as well as just doing something physical so I don't hate myself :heh) so it being within spitting distance is kinda freaky. School starts in a week and I'm dreading the impending student diet that inevitably ensues. The mass, the strength that's been garnered thanks to eating hot breakfasts (eggs! :stahp) for 3 straight months :goty, goodnight, sweet prince. #karakand
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Mupepe on August 09, 2014, 06:48:19 PM
I assume you're on a school meal plan? Lots of guys have written articles on how to make gains with meal plans. I honestly can't vouch for any since I have never done the college thing but its worth a look
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: DCharlieJP on August 10, 2014, 08:57:42 PM
3 weeks in - back below 70kg - signed up for Tokyo Marathon. It's on.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Momo on August 11, 2014, 11:21:30 AM
hmm thats a bit low
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Rufus on August 11, 2014, 11:30:31 AM
Without knowing his height there's no way to tell.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Momo on August 11, 2014, 11:32:49 AM
I dont imagine he is smaller than me which is closer to manlet than scandanavian god
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Rufus on August 11, 2014, 11:36:45 AM
And now you've wedged him into a micro-agression corner. :uguu
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Momo on August 11, 2014, 11:39:25 AM
But I love senpai, he's so kawaii when he is tsundere
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Momo on August 11, 2014, 02:29:53 PM
My face when my judo sparring partner is  110kg blue belt that ranks second to the commonwealth silver medalist nationally.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Squiddy on August 12, 2014, 11:12:10 AM
Deadlifts are better than sex.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Mupepe on August 12, 2014, 01:32:58 PM
Deadlifts are better than sex.
Obviously.

I hit 10 sets of 1 @ 295 lbs on bench press.  I took 60-180 second rests in between sets.  It was MUCH harder than 285 was 3 weeks ago. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: DCharlieJP on August 12, 2014, 08:34:44 PM
Momo - i am only 167cm tall - according to my Japanese medical result my -target- weight should be 61kg... NO way is that ever happening. I have been as low as 64kg in recent years and as high as 84kg when i first got to Japan.

The weight isn't that important - just want to get fitter and stop bad habits like X day booze binges lol ;)

but yeah - two 12km runs in two days - circa 1 hr 05 today. Getting easier but still slow.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Boogie on August 14, 2014, 10:41:23 PM

The weight isn't that important - just want to get fitter and stop bad habits like X day booze binges lol ;)


As I recall, a couple years ago, you had quite the crazy-long boozeless streak going.  When did that end?  (and how long did it end up lasting?)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: T-Short on August 15, 2014, 04:58:53 PM
Momo - i am only 167cm tall - according to my Japanese medical result my -target- weight should be 61kg... NO way is that ever happening. I have been as low as 64kg in recent years and as high as 84kg when i first got to Japan.

The weight isn't that important - just want to get fitter and stop bad habits like X day booze binges lol ;)

but yeah - two 12km runs in two days - circa 1 hr 05 today. Getting easier but still slow.

Jesus fuck. Below 70 is science fiction for me. I'm on the 5:2 diet right now and have lost about 4kg in 4 weeks, but got a loooong way to go haha.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: T-Short on August 16, 2014, 06:31:08 AM
After capoeira today. Still around 80kg, but coming down.

(http://www.capitaltrachea.se/photos/mirrormonster.jpg)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: TakingBackSunday on August 16, 2014, 01:16:37 PM
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capoeira

(http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgrf2d4Z7c1qdqhxjo1_500.gif)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: T-Short on August 16, 2014, 02:08:09 PM
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capoeira

(http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgrf2d4Z7c1qdqhxjo1_500.gif)

more like

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyFn5QKR220

amirite?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Momo on August 17, 2014, 12:25:12 PM
Hyoushi's man hairs :noah
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: bud on August 17, 2014, 07:31:35 PM
have you counted recently?  guessing is really difficult unless you make all your own food and eat a lot of the same things.  We also tend to either lower or raise our estimates based on whatever our current goals are.  It's always good to just measure for a week or so every once in a while.

http://www.myfitnesspal.com/ is ideal for that. their app is even better (you can just scan your foods, and most of the time, it'll recognise it).
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: TakingBackSunday on August 18, 2014, 10:59:55 AM
I've been using that the last three weeks.  I'm cutting my calorie intake to 1800 to try and get to my goal weight of 156 by the end of September.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Mupepe on August 19, 2014, 03:03:40 PM
Hit 315 on bench today, just like I promised.  I also have a video just like I promised.  I'll post it tonight when I get home.  For anyone who's on my Facebook it's posted there.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Mupepe on August 19, 2014, 08:16:28 PM
Video Bros:
https://onedrive.live.com/redir?resid=4BF70B99D7C2E7B0!1431&authkey=!vU5rQqwM8eA%24&ithint=video%2cmp4
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Momo on August 21, 2014, 02:14:33 AM
Mupeppers :noah
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: DCharlieJP on August 21, 2014, 05:17:31 AM
well, the running is rubbing off on my futsal game - last game could be described in one word : dominance :)

Anyways -

Quote
As I recall, a couple years ago, you had quite the crazy-long boozeless streak going.  When did that end?  (and how long did it end up lasting?)

boozeless wise - i've had one spell of a year off, followed by a 4 month spell back on, then a year and a half or so off, then a few months on, now a month off.

To be honest, i used to love drinking - but i just plays havoc with me these days. I don't miss it either
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: chronovore on August 24, 2014, 07:18:29 PM
Momo - i am only 167cm tall - according to my Japanese medical result my -target- weight should be 61kg... NO way is that ever happening. I have been as low as 64kg in recent years and as high as 84kg when i first got to Japan.

The weight isn't that important - just want to get fitter and stop bad habits like X day booze binges lol ;)

but yeah - two 12km runs in two days - circa 1 hr 05 today. Getting easier but still slow.

Yeah, I remember when I was 26, first living in Japan, everyone told me I was too skinny. They could see all my ribs, and tried to get me to eat more food. I weighed 76 kg at 175 cm.

I remember a health check a few years back where they told me that I should weigh 72 kg, and I just barked laughter at them uncontrollably. I could arguably get all the way back down to 76, but the only way I could hit 72 would be to chop off my head.

But then I'd be shorter, and they'd tell me I had to be 64 or something.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: TakingBackSunday on August 28, 2014, 08:18:45 PM
I'm at 158 lbs y'all!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Kara on August 29, 2014, 01:23:47 PM
Had to buy a new belt. :rejoice

Many more new notches to climb up now. :rejoice
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Oblivion on September 06, 2014, 04:30:20 PM
Why is this thread no longer stickied?


Anyway, so I need some advice. My membership with L.A. fitness expired a week or two ago, but it's okay cause I'll be going to my college's gym (for way cheaper). Unfortunately, I also had the genius idea to take classes to finish up my degree, so with that plus work I don't have much time to actually go to the gym. Right now I only have one day, Thursday, that I can go during the week days, and Saturday and Sunday.

Is there a workout that I can do with this particular schedule?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Mupepe on September 06, 2014, 05:17:25 PM
I would still do something like Strong lifts or starting strength. You'll be okay. I think some people put way too much emphasis on following programs exactly as written. You just may not be getting the full benefit but thats usually how life works. You've been lifting long enough that you can tweak a solid program to your needs based on how you feel. Just dont change the fundamentals.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Mupepe on September 06, 2014, 05:20:44 PM
In other news I am 255 lbs. Its time for a real cut. I gained about 30 lbs since April or so and while it has helped my strength I am really damn fat now. I'm not gonna try to be 10% bf or anything but I just need to keep it in check somewhat. The gains though... So demonic
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Kara on September 06, 2014, 06:36:05 PM
Why is this thread no longer stickied?

Bizus Christ died for its sins. :'(
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Mupepe on September 06, 2014, 07:07:27 PM
eh this thread has little to no activity most weeks (even before The Biz left) so I'm not surprised.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Beezy on September 06, 2014, 07:48:41 PM
This thread died when Cormac left. At least he's still active on twitter.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Oblivion on September 07, 2014, 04:22:18 PM
I would still do something like Strong lifts or starting strength. You'll be okay. I think some people put way too much emphasis on following programs exactly as written. You just may not be getting the full benefit but thats usually how life works. You've been lifting long enough that you can tweak a solid program to your needs based on how you feel. Just dont change the fundamentals.

Very well then.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: chronovore on September 07, 2014, 07:08:15 PM
My weight seems to have stabilized just under 92kg, and I'm becoming OK with that. I've started MyFitnessPal on my phone though, and it is somewhat helpful to have reminders to register my meals pop up.

Nothing makes it more clear how snacks put me over my daily calorie allotment than seeing my numbers all line up, even coming in UNDER 2K kilocalories, and then realize, "Oh, wait. I had that soda. And those chips. And that charsiu bao... HEY, what happened to my numbers?!?!"
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Mupepe on September 07, 2014, 09:40:11 PM
Ha. Yeah. Its so easy to forget about. I always get the question "oh that counts?" 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Kara on September 07, 2014, 09:41:51 PM
My favorite is adding booze to my calorie counts, especially when I'm drinking in lieu of dinner.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: chronovore on September 10, 2014, 04:06:00 AM
My favorite is adding booze to my calorie counts, especially when I'm drinking in lieu of dinner.

Yeah, my five-beer evening didn't do me any favors for kcal count, OR my wallet which was missing a bunch of money this morning, having been indirectly converted to urine.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Kara on September 10, 2014, 05:30:49 PM
Halfway through the notches on my new belt. :noah (Started on notch 1.)

2, 4, 6, 8 how can we emaciate?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Madrun Badrun on September 10, 2014, 05:35:38 PM
what can I do for a stronger back that is body weight or uses a dumbbell (got nothing else.)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Boogie on September 10, 2014, 07:39:53 PM
In other news I am 255 lbs. Its time for a real cut. I gained about 30 lbs since April or so and while it has helped my strength I am really damn fat now. I'm not gonna try to be 10% bf or anything but I just need to keep it in check somewhat. The gains though... So demonic

Holy crap, you fucking sexy beast you!   :o     :-*

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Mupepe on September 18, 2014, 02:02:21 PM
https://onedrive.live.com/redir?resid=4BF70B99D7C2E7B0!2352&authkey=!vU5rQqwM8eA%24&ithint=video%2cmp4

405 deadlift form check.  Criticisms welcomed, bros.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Squiddy on September 18, 2014, 02:04:45 PM
I honestly can't find a single flaw, that is some boss form.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Mupepe on September 18, 2014, 03:14:53 PM
gracias, senor :)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: El Babua on September 18, 2014, 03:15:00 PM
That's pretty good there. Only thing that caught me was that you may have raised your hips too early, before the bar got off the floor.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Mupepe on September 18, 2014, 03:19:31 PM
That's pretty good there. Only thing that caught me was that you may have raised your hips too early, before the bar got off the floor.
yeah, i noticed that too.  I actually felt it while I did it but I was kinda rushing myself to get prepped.  I have gone through a lot of effort to try to avoid that as it used to be a much bigger issue with my form.  lesson learned though.  Don't friggin rush.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Rman on September 29, 2014, 09:41:01 PM
 The Gold Optimum Vanilla Whey is delicious. 

Anyone try the Gold versions of Optimum Nutrition's whey offering?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Mupepe on September 29, 2014, 09:44:30 PM
Its been years but I used to use it. They were probably the least offensive to mix with water
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 29, 2014, 11:02:40 PM
With the weight loss I've gone through, I'm looking To get into some weightlifting.  What are some good beginner weight training tutorials I can read through?

The goal isn't to be swoll.  I just want to better define my body.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Madrun Badrun on September 29, 2014, 11:07:42 PM
I'm loving dips now.  Still can't do a pull up.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Rman on September 29, 2014, 11:16:08 PM
With the weight loss I've gone through, I'm looking To get into some weightlifting.  What are some good beginner weight training tutorials I can read through?

The goal isn't to be swoll.  I just want to better define my body.

You need muscle before you can get definition.

I always recommend Starting Strength. You can get on the Kindle for less than 10 bucks.  Follow the beginner program.

If barbells scare you. I'm not being facetious, but some people are are put off by them.  I'm a fan of Body for Life, which is dumbbell based. 

Here's more info from Reddit's fantastic r/fitness sub.

http://www.reddit.com/r/Fitness/wiki/getting_started
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 29, 2014, 11:20:38 PM
I have some muscle :tocry

Thanks for the recommendations.  I'm not put off by barbells.  What I am put off by is gyms in general.  I would rather work out at the apartment gym than a public one.  But I feel like if I just go to a public gym and explain that I'm a beginner, I'll meet at least a few people willing to help me out
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Rman on September 29, 2014, 11:27:21 PM
You said you were a beginner :P

Most likely your muscle packing potential is ahead of you not behind.

I prefer gyms personally.  I'm too lazy at home.  You can look into the Beachbody programs, such as P90x as well.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 29, 2014, 11:35:00 PM
I am :noah

There's a community center not one mile away from my house.  I think I might go there.  Three bucks per entry, mostly just mid 30s dads use that gym.  I'll fit right in.

Really need to strengthen my legs, that's a big sticking point.  After 40 minutes of basketball I find myself gimp the rest of the day. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Mupepe on September 30, 2014, 10:23:31 AM
Community centers, apartment gyms, hotel gyms and stuff like that generally don't have proper barbell equipment.  Make sure it's not a smith machine (it's not the same thing and it is NOT safer).  But I would go with something like Stronglifts or Starting Strength.  That'll keep you busy for a while and the books will teach you proper form.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Boogie on September 30, 2014, 10:46:51 AM
I have some muscle :tocry


Aww, that's cute.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 30, 2014, 10:50:24 AM
derrr herrr how helpful
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 30, 2014, 11:35:13 AM
ok, that's good to know.  Still want to get into it to feel healthier
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Mupepe on September 30, 2014, 11:48:21 AM
Noob gains period is definitely the best time to do a lean bulk though. You'll get bigger and stronger even with a terrible routine and diet. But if you're on point you can make miracles happen. Make the most out of this time because its a slow painful journey after 6 months or so
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 30, 2014, 12:41:12 PM
Yup.  I did bench exercises a fair bit in middle school, but not at all with correct form or supervision sooooo
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Mupepe on September 30, 2014, 01:25:28 PM
then make sure you buy the books and watch some instructional videos on youtube.  I would also suggest taking a video once you get comfortable and letting us, GAF or anyone who knows what they're doing critique your form.  Especially on squat and deadlift. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 30, 2014, 01:48:11 PM
Sounds good.  I'll buy the books mentioned earlier and start reading
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Kara on September 30, 2014, 07:41:19 PM
"Karakand you're looking good. Are you still trying to lose weight?"
"Well not really, it's just the consequence of only eating (nutrient gruel) and 1 meal a day that's mainly empty calories to stay outside starvation intake."
"You're still not eating? Wow, I wasn't even like that when I got divorced. [beat] I wish I had though."

:bolo

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E: heh

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Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Rufus on September 30, 2014, 09:24:24 PM
I love how you're still Karakand to your inner autobiographer.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Kara on September 30, 2014, 09:57:54 PM
Well my name changes were out of a desire to insult myself and slightly obfuscate, not out of a desire to shed my true (internet) name that I chose on a lark because I couldn't pick the name I wanted when I registered at GAF all those years ago.

Despite (in a literal sense) insulting me by addressing me by my current and previous names, I appreciate the Bore humoring my madness.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Mupepe on October 04, 2014, 03:30:26 PM
Competed in the company olympics again today. First event I did was running two laps around the parking garage carrying two 35 lb weights, then as a group doing two laps of lunges, then as a group 500 pushups, then as a group do one lap of broad jump burpees with the pushup.

2nd was completing planks for as long as possible as a group. I did 2.5 minutes.

Then it was deadlifting 54,000 lbs as a group. We chose 150 lbs on the barbell. So the first set I did it 25 times. I did 4 sets total in 6 minutes. I didn't count the last 3 sets. I was just trying not to pass out. I easily outlifted everyone in my group. My shins are fucked all to hell though. But I saw some awful form. I can't believe the refs allowed it. Lots of pulled muscles that I saw in my 6 minutes

Next we did a wall sit as a group one right after another for as long as we could. Easily the most painful. Fuck this shit

Then I did a one mile run carrying 100 lbs
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Mupepe on October 04, 2014, 04:03:18 PM
Oh yeah. I got some good news. The barbell in my new gym is 50 lbs. I knew everything was heavier when I switched.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 04, 2014, 04:14:04 PM
wall sit hurt. I like floor sits though. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: El Babua on October 04, 2014, 04:59:34 PM
Oh yeah. I got some good news. The barbell in my new gym is 50 lbs. I knew everything was heavier when I switched.

There are two of them at my gym. Initially fucked up my gains for the longest time cause I didn't know and was on SS.  :neogaf
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Mupepe on October 04, 2014, 06:08:58 PM
Oh yeah. I got some good news. The barbell in my new gym is 50 lbs. I knew everything was heavier when I switched.

There are two of them at my gym. Initially fucked up my gains for the longest time cause I didn't know and was on SS.  :neogaf
Ha. Yeah my program got all thrown out of whack. I blamed stress and deloaded
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 06, 2014, 11:14:17 PM
O shit I did two chin ups.  That is a 100% increase over the previous day.  At this rate I should be doing 258 by this time next week. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Mupepe on October 07, 2014, 08:15:53 AM
The first one is the most difficult when it comes to pullups/chinups.  And damn it's satisfying.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 07, 2014, 10:32:43 PM
Tried widening my grip by about 3 inchs on each side, for shits.  Can only lift myself 2 inchs likes that :lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 13, 2014, 02:17:55 PM
Three chin ups and 10 dips now, up from zero and 3 a month ago.  Look better without a shirt now.   
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Mupepe on October 13, 2014, 02:49:15 PM
Tried widening my grip by about 3 inchs on each side, for shits.  Can only lift myself 2 inchs likes that :lol
that's a huge jump in your grip to do all at once.  to reach wide grip I widened mine up about .5 inches on each side until I could do 10 strict reps and then I would widen it up a bit more. 

Congrats on your progress, bro.  What kind of form are you using?  Any swinging?  How far down are you going?  I found I made more progress when I was extremely strict.  Doing a dead hang at the bottom, full extension and slow, controlled movement made me progress a lot faster than getting desperate and busting out cheat reps.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 13, 2014, 06:32:55 PM
My form is cheap reps  :(  3in was the least I could widen because of the arms on the par are in the way. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: cool breeze on October 13, 2014, 07:05:29 PM
what are you using for pull ups? I have one of those doorway bars I break out once in a while and can never do as well compared to a stable bar at the gym or w/e.


Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Mupepe on October 13, 2014, 07:48:17 PM
The doorway bars can be pretty good if you dont get the cheap 10-20 buck ones at wal mart. They have some really good ones in the 30-50 dollar range that give you a lot of grip options and are stable.

1 with strict form is better than 3 cheat reps. Lots of people can bust out swinging/kipping pullups but it's rare you see a guy do some serious sets of slow, wide grip pullups. BEAST
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: TakingBackSunday on October 13, 2014, 08:26:46 PM
Down to a 31 waist size!

Which I don't really like, honestly.  It's hard as shit to find good jeans with 31x31 measurements.  If I bump down to 30 I feel way too tight, and if I bump up to 32 I'm very comfortable but the pants look baggy and make me look like I have diaper butt.  Using a belt makes this worse.

But still...more progress!  I'm back to 160ish right now but I haven't noticed any particular fat increase...been doing leg exercises lately so maybe its a muscle gain?

Anyhoo, yay.  I still feel a little ugo at times due to the weight gain but I'm starting realize that I will have this issue with myself no matter what...maybe its time to start counseling or some literature to boost my self-worth.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Beezy on October 13, 2014, 09:15:41 PM
Which I don't really like, honestly.  It's hard as shit to find good jeans with 31x31 measurements.  If I bump down to 30 I feel way too tight, and if I bump up to 32 I'm very comfortable but the pants look baggy and make me look like I have diaper butt.  Using a belt makes this worse.

Go to Uniqlo. They always have 31" waist jeans. And you can get them hemmed for free to whatever length you want.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Mupepe on October 13, 2014, 09:37:43 PM
Down to a 31 waist size!

Which I don't really like, honestly.  It's hard as shit to find good jeans with 31x31 measurements.  If I bump down to 30 I feel way too tight, and if I bump up to 32 I'm very comfortable but the pants look baggy and make me look like I have diaper butt.  Using a belt makes this worse.

But still...more progress!  I'm back to 160ish right now but I haven't noticed any particular fat increase...been doing leg exercises lately so maybe its a muscle gain?

Anyhoo, yay.  I still feel a little ugo at times due to the weight gain but I'm starting realize that I will have this issue with myself no matter what...maybe its time to start counseling or some literature to boost my self-worth.
Keep broing it up until you actually have an inflated sense of self worth because you have 29 inch thighs and 21 inch biceps.  Trust me.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: TakingBackSunday on October 13, 2014, 10:07:47 PM
Wut?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Mupepe on October 13, 2014, 10:14:31 PM
iunno.  bro talk, bro.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: El Babua on October 15, 2014, 06:22:05 PM
So all of my lifts are higher than ever, also feels like they're about to stall out. Going to be doing 5/3/1 on everything except squats since it's behind my other lifts (due to issues mentioned ITT) and it feels like I can still make some more linear gains with it.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Mupepe on October 15, 2014, 07:13:28 PM
I've always found when I stall out that it's usually something in my routine that's lacking (assistance work) or that I need to tweak my diet again.  I don't think any of us are in any place to truly stall out from maxing out genetic potential.  Look for weak spots in those areas.  My biggest ones are that I'll usually start going on the See-Food Diet which means lots of junk and poor protein sources or I'll start phoning in the assistance work because I get bored and go through the motions.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: El Babua on October 15, 2014, 07:35:57 PM
My biggest ones are that I'll usually start going on the See-Food Diet which means lots of junk and poor protein sources or I'll start phoning in the assistance work because I get bored and go through the motions.

Yeah, I've felt the same way since this Sunday. Ever since I ate that damned Freeza power level hot sauce. Still, doing what I have has actually given me pretty good gains, just feel like I need something new to keep me refreshed. Started doing RDL's and it's been great for my hamstrings and glutes. Probably gonna be doing a BBB variant with a little more body building thrown in. Basically what I've been doing now, but instead of 3x5, it's gonna be 5/3/1
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Mupepe on October 15, 2014, 08:27:16 PM
oooh.  The BBB variant is killer.  Deadlift days were the shit.  5/3/1 sets.  Deadlift BBB followed by 5 sets of pullups.  :dead

I remembered why I stopped drinking though.  I could feel my hangover from Sunday on Monday and Tuesday in the gym still.  Ugh.  I'm done for awhile.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Pringo on October 16, 2014, 07:56:25 PM
How long is it reasonable to experience muscle soreness after a workout? Most of my body seems to recover fine after about a day later but after leg days my quads are sore for like half a week+. Is that abnormal?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Mupepe on October 16, 2014, 08:35:13 PM
Thats normal. Legs usually get it the worst for most people. Lots of broscience why. I subscribe to the theory that its harder to rest them since you have to walk on them, squat down, etc on a regular basis even on a "relaxing" day.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 17, 2014, 05:19:17 PM
4 chin ups with dead hangs inbetween.  Last one is shitty though

also

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2z0RUjbq1E
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Mupepe on October 17, 2014, 06:25:44 PM
Good job dude!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Kara on October 20, 2014, 05:05:55 PM
MyFitnessPal lowered my calorie intake to 1700 a day. :noah

So fucking stoked brehs. :phil

e: I'm going to buy a coat that's a little small for me to keep me motivated. Akaky Akakievich outchea y'all.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Mupepe on October 23, 2014, 09:33:20 PM
170? How tall are you? Knowing you and your general attitude I assume you're trying to turn into an Ethiopian?

Good luck, bro. We are all together on this crazy dysmorphia journey

I'm on a damn roll with deadlift and pullups lately. Pullups I can kinda understand since I am losing weight. But I am pulling more on deadlift and I weigh less. I pulled 415 easy as fuck last week. 495 has been my ultimate goal for a while. I think by May of next year I can hit it.

Bench has stalled. I hit 315 and I haven't moved. OHP hasn't budged since 200 and my squat is on a recovery program from a tear. The last number I hit was 360 on squat. Doubt ill be there anytime soon again.

I'm about to move to weighted dips and pullups. I can do 5 sets of ten on dips after 8 working sets of bench and I am near 5 sets of 10 on pull up as wide as I can go.

Just needed someone to share with since I have no bros IRL that understand.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Kara on October 24, 2014, 10:43:44 AM
I'm just shy of 6'2".

I guess my specific goal atm is to be able to wear a hoodie from my high school that I wore in high school and somehow still own, but getting there will take quite a bit of emaciation--I haven't been that size since I was a sophomore in high school.

1700 is kind of #struggle for me still if I don't drink, BTW.

e: The other day I sat down and calc'd how much weight I've lost post-breakup and I ain't even happy about that despite it being rather a lot. :fbm
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on October 24, 2014, 10:50:28 AM
I'm just shy of 6'2".

I guess my specific goal atm is to be able to wear a hoodie from my high school that I wore in high school and somehow still own, but getting there will take quite a bit of emaciation--I haven't been that size since I was a sophomore in high school.

1700 is kind of #struggle for me still if I don't drink, BTW.

e: The other day I sat down and calc'd how much weight I've lost post-breakup and I ain't even happy about that despite it being rather a lot. :fbm

It's going to very tough to get to high school level weight as your body has made substantial changes in how it processes calories since then.

Your best bet is a lot of running, high reps low weight workouts, and staying away from any starchy food.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Kara on October 24, 2014, 11:01:55 AM
Thanks for the protips (literally pro ;)). I figure I can't keep eating 1400 calories a day forever.

I actually just went and got the sweatshirt to try on and I can fit into it comfortably. :dead

WHAT AM I GOING TO DO NOW BREHS? ???

Also go me I guess?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on October 24, 2014, 11:04:52 AM
Thanks for the protips (literally pro ;)). I figure I can't keep eating 1400 calories a day forever.

I actually just went and got the sweatshirt to try on and I can fit into it comfortably. :dead

WHAT AM I GOING TO DO NOW BREHS? ???

Also go me I guess?

I would suggest working your inner core (thighs to pecs) and solidifying what you have. You'll definitely bump up in weight but a solid 180 can look like a standard 170 once your chest pops out a bit and your abs shrink sideways.

170 is a bit skinny for 6'2 unless you intend to start a career as an NBA point guard. You need a bit more mass or you'll potentially develop back issues.


You want that V body breh.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: TakingBackSunday on October 24, 2014, 11:35:48 AM
170 for 6'2 is skinny?

I'm 6'0 and 158 and I feel tubby as shit
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on October 24, 2014, 11:38:12 AM
170 for 6'2 is skinny?

I'm 6'0 and 158 and I feel tubby as shit

I'm 6 and 188 and i am not at all chubby. Muscle mass breh.

And no way at 6'0 158 can you be chubby unless you have like a 30' inseam.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Kara on October 24, 2014, 11:44:26 AM
170 for 6'2 is skinny?

I'm 6'0 and 158 and I feel tubby as shit

IIRC those charts adjust for frame. You have a lean frame, I have a fucking Space Marine barrel chest. :shaq2
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on October 24, 2014, 11:47:41 AM
170 for 6'2 is skinny?

I'm 6'0 and 158 and I feel tubby as shit

IIRC those charts adjust for frame. You have a lean frame, I have a fucking Space Marine barrel chest. :shaq2

I don't care what your frame is....158 at 6'0 is almost impossible to be chubby.  Unless you're all torso and even then I'd be skeptical. Post Nudes (for Demi to inspect)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: TakingBackSunday on October 24, 2014, 11:49:16 AM
170 for 6'2 is skinny?

I'm 6'0 and 158 and I feel tubby as shit

I'm 6 and 188 and i am not at all chubby. Muscle mass breh.

And no way at 6'0 158 can you be chubby unless you have like a 30' inseam.

I've never gotten my inseam properly measured, but 30 feels semi loose on me.  I'm rocking a 32x30 right now and it felt good when I bought them but now they're a little loose.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: TakingBackSunday on October 24, 2014, 11:49:56 AM
I do seem to be mostly torso
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on October 24, 2014, 11:50:29 AM
170 for 6'2 is skinny?

I'm 6'0 and 158 and I feel tubby as shit

I'm 6 and 188 and i am not at all chubby. Muscle mass breh.

And no way at 6'0 158 can you be chubby unless you have like a 30' inseam.

I've never gotten my inseam properly measured, but 30 feels semi loose on me.  I'm rocking a 32x30 right now and it felt good when I bought them but now they're a little loose.

So you're mostly build from hips up then? Yeah I guess it's possible to have a gut, but it can't be a big one or anything.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: TakingBackSunday on October 24, 2014, 11:58:37 AM
I have a small one.  Working on it doe

been playing basketball and running pretty much every day.  take two days off a week particular if my legs just can't take it anymore

gotta start doing leg strengthening exercises.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on October 24, 2014, 11:59:37 AM
I have a small one.  Working on it doe

been playing basketball and running pretty much every day.  take two days off a week particular if my legs just can't take it anymore

gotta start doing leg strengthening exercises.

Try eating a banana then doing a mile in the morning or when you get home from work.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: TakingBackSunday on October 24, 2014, 12:05:32 PM
I do exactly that after work, have been doing that the last three weeks.  One mile + 30 ish minutes of basketball drills.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on October 24, 2014, 12:06:00 PM
I do exactly that after work, have been doing that the last three weeks.  One mile + 30 ish minutes of basketball drills.

Hit that potassium bro, it'll help in more ways than one.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Mupepe on October 24, 2014, 02:18:22 PM
Potassium supplements used to give me boners. Whatevs
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 24, 2014, 02:21:15 PM
You should stop buying the supplements with the flexing beefcakes on the bottle then. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Kara on October 24, 2014, 03:20:06 PM
Potassium supplements used to give me boners. Whatevs

I have a chronic potassium deficiency problem because of nutrient gruel + empty calories to not fall into starvation tier and the supplements I found really don't have that much K in them. Do you have any recs? :-*
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Mr. Gundam on October 24, 2014, 04:03:28 PM
There is no shame in doing 10 minute miles. Your time will improve as your run more.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Kara on October 24, 2014, 04:38:13 PM
After not being able to work out much over the last month and a half, I finally got back in the gym this week and realized I've lost pounds on all my lifts and gained pounds elsewhere.

Part of it was probably drinking more or less every night. I've decided to go sober for awhile (with the option for 2-3 drinks on Saturday nights provided I'm not doing it alone). Hopefully that will help the extra pounds drop off.

Shit's so many empty calories, I'm glad I use it as a meal substitute instead of in addition to a meal. I had 3 beers last night and it was ~900 calories.

Unrelated: I'm sure she won't read it, but I couldn't help throwing shade on my ex on social media RE: weight loss today after noticing my progress. (She complained about the #struggle of it whereas I'm on my way to a Sally Struthers infomercial while still partying.)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: TakingBackSunday on October 24, 2014, 05:08:37 PM
Do the LA Marathon!  My company made the app for it

edit: jesus christ what kind of beer are you drinking thats 300+ calories
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: toku on October 24, 2014, 05:18:31 PM
After not being able to work out much over the last month and a half, I finally got back in the gym this week and realized I've lost pounds on all my lifts and gained pounds elsewhere.

Part of it was probably drinking more or less every night. I've decided to go sober for awhile (with the option for 2-3 drinks on Saturday nights provided I'm not doing it alone). Hopefully that will help the extra pounds drop off.

Shit's so many empty calories, I'm glad I use it as a meal substitute instead of in addition to a meal. I had 3 beers last night and it was ~900 calories.

Unrelated: I'm sure she won't read it, but I couldn't help throwing shade on my ex on social media RE: weight loss today after noticing my progress. (She complained about the #struggle of it whereas I'm on my way to a Sally Struthers infomercial while still partying.)

Replacing booze with food is how I know you're a mad man.
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Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Mupepe on October 24, 2014, 05:20:01 PM
Potassium supplements used to give me boners. Whatevs

I have a chronic potassium deficiency problem because of nutrient gruel + empty calories to not fall into starvation tier and the supplements I found really don't have that much K in them. Do you have any recs? :-*
Skip single supplements. I found them mostly a waste of time outside of a few like fish oil. Get a good multi like orange triad or opti men. Absorption of a vitamin depends heavily on the correct balance of vitamins. Thats why single vitamin supplements usually dont do shit.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Mupepe on October 24, 2014, 05:20:43 PM
But as always the best answer is to eat more real food dude. Supplements will only get you so far.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Kara on October 24, 2014, 06:04:57 PM
Thanks sup info, Mup.

There's actually a nutrient gruel that's high in K that I try and consume but

(1) it's fucking FOUL tasting and I have to mix it with another tastier gruel to stand drinking it (i.e. I can't drink it on the run, so it's pretty much only a dinner food as breakfast is the meal I get my iron at)
(2) it's fucking expensive (by my standards) and the Pic 'N' Save only has it available irregularly (I think resellers buy up the inventory)

I think the deficiency is bad enough that getting spinach on a Subway sammich or something 2-3 times a week won't even help. :shaq2

@BN: I haven't jogged in 2.5 months (thanks tax season) and started smoking again during that time period on top of that... pretty sure the marathon would just be more L taking in a year where I actually became the letter L on an episode of Sesame Street due to taking so many Ls.

I was drinking Torpedo Extra IPA (not my choice), BTW and it looks like I picked the wrong ounce container on MyFitnessPal. Corrected for 12 ounce bottles, 3 of those was ~650 calories. Still a lot, that's over 30% of my calorie max for the day, but not so :-X anymore.

@toku It's because I'm a sad man, not a mad one. And also I don't want to develop a benzo dependency to go to sleep so I have to find something else to get me to beddy-bye a few nights a week. :bow absinthe :bow2
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Kara on October 24, 2014, 11:12:18 PM
BREHS.

I felt like I was losing sight of the prize. Doing stupid things like eating 2 real meals a day, et cetera.

So I bought myself a nice coat in an ambitious size to keep me focused (via talisman).

Well it arrived today and it mostly fits me already. :noah (Need to lose a bit more waist still, but I can wear it like a slob and it ain't no thang.)

Not sure what I'm going to do about the sleeves doe, if I don't bulk up my arms they need to be hella tailored. :shaq2

Anyway, go me. :rejoice
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Mupepe on October 24, 2014, 11:53:09 PM
Do some pullups to get them arms big. Some bench press for the tris too.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Himu on November 01, 2014, 10:17:51 AM
Been looking into a martial art for a few months. I'm finally in the position and have the stability to stick with one. I've decided to go out my comfort zone. I've only ever done Kung fu in my life. But the Kung fu places I want to attend are 40 minutes to an hour away. So I decided, you know, I really like the mma I'm seeing on The Ultimate Fighter, why not that? Problem is that I don't like the look of BJJ. I find it lacks the grace I like from martial arts, and I'm not doing this for self defense. So I looked into mma gyms because I figured that would let me learn how to grapple (useful) while also concentrating on my favorite part of mma: strikes. Bzzzt! I'm seeing McDojo after McDojo after looking into that. So ive decided "fuck it, I'm just going to learn how to box and then do judo later."

http://www.slavaboxing.com/classes.shtm

There's a boxing class on teaching the basics of sweet science in a few days. It's a six week course and costs 170 bucks. I think I'm going to do it.

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Mupepe on November 01, 2014, 12:38:15 PM
Boxing is a lot of fun. And awesome useful too considering most people only think of striking as fighting and on top or that they're horrible at it.

I do think you're putting a lot of emphasis on "grace" of martial arts considering that doesn't mean anything in how much fun it is. Do you plan on having people watch or posting YouTube vids? Go for what you find interesting and what is fun. But to each their own. Real boxing doesn't have any grace either though :lol especially at the amateur level.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Himu on November 01, 2014, 01:11:21 PM
I guess what I mean is. I respect bjj highly, but I also come from the camp that martial arts should be like dancing too. I don't know. I'm willing to try it, and i love watching it. But I'm not sure if it's for me because I LIKE the choreography of traditional martial arts. And bjj isn't about choreography. It's about mano y mano pure adrenaline, like an actual fight. i like bjj, but it's not something I'd describe as beautiful. But Kung fu is, karate kata is even though that's also not something I'd want to do. I just enjoy the dance of martial arts I guess, and when i watch bjj training vids I'm not seeing the dance, but an actual fight. Even though I picked boxing, I find the Form of boxing to be beautiful, and I don't really have any intention to use it in a real fight.  Does that make sense?

The gracefulness and beauty of human physicality has always attracted me to the MAs.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iiiznDpoapQ

Whew. I'd like to do that but looking into karate, karate takes the dance too far. While grace is important to me, I'd still like to actually spar sometimes. In karate I've only seen kata and these things where the master says GO and they lightly tap each other for points. :zzz I don't know how karate got to be so big. Maybe I'm looking at the wrong videos but I have yet to see an actual karate sparring match where they're not stopped every five seconds.

But when you watch this, you can still see a dance between two people. But it's a different kind and it is actually something more of a live contest between two individuals.

http://youtu.be/8a8gozvoB7I

See what I mean? I'd love to see vids of bjj where it's beautiful. I realize it sometimes can be, and it's a big reason I'm a big fan is womens mma, because they're smaller and can do crazier things like wrap themselves around their opponents body as if they're a snake, but those moments of bjj come few and far between.

Maybe I'm wrong on all this. I don't know.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Himu on November 01, 2014, 04:33:08 PM
I'm not saying beauty is everything, but I guess I'm being vapid in that Im trying to find something that I think looks aesthetically pleasing?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Mupepe on November 01, 2014, 04:49:16 PM
I'd disagree himu but to each their own. Karate can be badass and is the real deal. Too bad most places are black belt factories. Its a lot harder to find something good. And watching two bjj-only fighters who know their shit is,very exciting and nothing like the stuff in ufc
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: TakingBackSunday on November 02, 2014, 02:13:14 PM
goddamn fucking shin splints  :noah :noah :noah

I've had to start icing my knees and shins pretty much after every basketball session and running night.  These suck dick
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Madrun Badrun on November 02, 2014, 02:38:55 PM
I can do 5 pull ups now.  Ya I'm shit hot.  Also a friend noticed that I've put on muscle.  Super shit hot. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: TakingBackSunday on November 02, 2014, 02:56:06 PM
late to this -- did you put in a pull up bar in your house?  I've been considering that lately but I don't know where to put it, and I worry I'ma fuck up my wall if I get one of the wall ones instead of the doorway ones
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Mupepe on November 02, 2014, 03:13:44 PM
Door way ones are fine if you dont get a cheap one. But you can make your own that are much better for 10-15 bucks that anchor in your wall studs. Plenty of instructions around the web

Congrats arvie!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Madrun Badrun on November 02, 2014, 03:21:16 PM
late to this -- did you put in a pull up bar in your house?  I've been considering that lately but I don't know where to put it, and I worry I'ma fuck up my wall if I get one of the wall ones instead of the doorway ones

No I got a dip station because the last time I got a door one the screws kind of fucked up the door frame, which I don't want to do in an apartment.  Also dips are nice.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Mupepe on November 02, 2014, 03:28:48 PM
Dips are nice. Shows us the tris!!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Himu on November 02, 2014, 06:24:38 PM
Finally found a boxing place that looks good.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=n7ICAXvLs9I

I'm going to be so gassed. :tocry
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Boogie on November 02, 2014, 08:07:38 PM
I guess what I mean is. I respect bjj highly, but I also come from the camp that martial arts should be like dancing too. I don't know. I'm willing to try it, and i love watching it. But I'm not sure if it's for me because I LIKE the choreography of traditional martial arts. And bjj isn't about choreography. It's about mano y mano pure adrenaline, like an actual fight. i like bjj, but it's not something I'd describe as beautiful. But Kung fu is, karate kata is even though that's also not something I'd want to do. I just enjoy the dance of martial arts I guess, and when i watch bjj training vids I'm not seeing the dance, but an actual fight. Even though I picked boxing, I find the Form of boxing to be beautiful, and I don't really have any intention to use it in a real fight.  Does that make sense?



BJJ isn't as intuitive to watch as striking arts, but I would disagree about the lack of "beauty" in the technique.  When you are rolling, or watching a match, and there's flow from transition to transition as each competitor counters one another, it's more what I would call a "dance" than anything I've experienced in my time in striking arts.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Boogie on November 02, 2014, 08:09:37 PM
Dips are nice. Shows us the tris!!

Ya.  Pics or gtfo!!!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Himu on November 02, 2014, 08:11:38 PM
I guess what I mean is. I respect bjj highly, but I also come from the camp that martial arts should be like dancing too. I don't know. I'm willing to try it, and i love watching it. But I'm not sure if it's for me because I LIKE the choreography of traditional martial arts. And bjj isn't about choreography. It's about mano y mano pure adrenaline, like an actual fight. i like bjj, but it's not something I'd describe as beautiful. But Kung fu is, karate kata is even though that's also not something I'd want to do. I just enjoy the dance of martial arts I guess, and when i watch bjj training vids I'm not seeing the dance, but an actual fight. Even though I picked boxing, I find the Form of boxing to be beautiful, and I don't really have any intention to use it in a real fight.  Does that make sense?



BJJ isn't as intuitive to watch as striking arts, but I would disagree about the lack of "beauty" in the technique.  When you are rolling, or watching a match, and there's flow from transition to transition as each competitor counters one another, it's more what I would call a "dance" than anything I've experienced in my time in striking arts.

I can agree with that, and I trust your judgement. I'll give it a shot some time. I still really like watching bjj but it doesn't look like something I'd enjoy doing, but it's good to keep an open mind. If the muay thing checks out and I'm decent at it down the line I'll check out judo or bjj.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Boogie on November 02, 2014, 08:15:36 PM
There's nothing wrong with grappling just not being your thing.

It's not for everyone, and women especially seem to be less comfortable/interested in BJJ, compared with striking arts.  For obvious reasons.  The entire art exists with someone (usually a guy, because of the demographics of the sport) in your personal space, in physical contact with you at all times.  Many women aren't comfortable with that.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: TakingBackSunday on November 07, 2014, 04:35:44 PM
Down to 155, my goal weight!!!!

Now to bulk up dat muscle  :punch :punch
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Himu on November 08, 2014, 09:19:47 AM
I've got a dowager's hump. Likely from work and the fact my desk set up at home isn't optimal not comfortable. Ughhhh.

Here's some exercises that normalizes the neck if you've got one, and prevents it too. I know there's lots of people here who have desk day jobs. This is also the fitness thread where multiple practice martial arts or do exercises that may result in a hump.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TAv4c3DeBYs
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Kara on March 10, 2015, 02:03:48 PM
Note to self, chronic smoking wrecks your cardio capabilities.

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Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Boogie on June 26, 2015, 06:59:02 PM
WISE FROM YO GRAVE!!!

In honour of this Super Gay day, I'mma post some progress pics.

I haven't been training with a specific goal in mind over the past six months, except for a general desire to get leaner, and just go like a madman, and eat cleaner.

My workout routine hasn't changed too much in that time.  Still generally:

1 day lifting heavy.  Everything:  Deadlifts, bench, pull ups, shoulder press, squats.
1 day hockey.
1-2 days Jiu-jitsu
1-2 days circuits/quasi-crossfitty stuff.
1 day - 3 mile run.

To start the year off, I was stubbornly in the 192-198 lbs range.

Then all of a sudden, in May my weight dropped to 188 lbs  (the week of a jiu-jitsu competition), and since then my daily average weight has dropped to 185lbs for the past two months.  I think it was just little tweaks to my diet, being *just* that much more disciplined, and cheating less on the weekends.  Today I even hit 180.6 lbs on the scale, a number I'm sure I haven't seen on the scale since late 2008.  :o

Anyhow, the goods:

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Eat your fucking heart out, Biz, wherever you are!   :punch


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Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Kara on June 26, 2015, 07:25:26 PM
:mouf
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Mupepe on June 26, 2015, 09:11:07 PM
Jesus!!! Jesus!!!!!

Amazing, boogie.

I injured my knee pretty bad last year and so squats and deads have been out of the picture. I've still been lifting what I can but leg day was non existent with rehab and set backs so I stopped really giving a fuck about my diet. I gained a good amount of fat back but I've made strength gains! I'm finally going to be squatting again next week so ILL BE BACK BITCHES
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Huff on June 26, 2015, 09:22:40 PM
Looking hawt boogie

I've finally gotten back into lifting. Have been hesitant since multiple shoulder dislocations and surgery a couple years ago. Hopefully I'll be able to post some before/afters in a couple months of sticking with it.

I forgot how much I enjoyed it.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: chronovore on June 27, 2015, 07:43:29 AM
:tauntaun
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Samson Manhug on June 27, 2015, 08:45:08 AM
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Boogie, great progress. Since you're only doing sometimes two days a week of lifting don't be surprised if you don't have a bodybuilder physique. Your week is still very intense fitness wise and I'm sure you're reaping the rewards of the martial arts, sports, and running in other ways.

They key to training is specificity and since you're doing a lot of different things one day a week you're going to progress in those areas as much as 1/7th as fast as someone who just lifts (or just trains jiu jitsu, etc.)

But don't let that discourage you. Keep doing what's fun for you. You're in the top 1% of fitness in North America for sure. Really impressive. If you are really concerned about that last 5% of body fat my advice would be to tweak your diet even more—especially the amount and timing of your carbs. Congrats on the beach body!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: El Babua on June 29, 2015, 03:33:31 PM
Awesome stuff Boogie. You'll be back Mups.

Also, might as well update:

Pain and damage in my lower back/hip area improved significantly over the past year.

Got my squat up to the mid 200's and my deadlift PR to 315. Last cycle was 310x3. Between 175- 180 bw

Thing is I hurt it again last week squatting. Just felt like I tweaked something in between sets, felt wrong so I went home. Got worse the next two days, but now I feel close to normal again. Gonna be safe and go light for my lower body lifts the next couple of weeks.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Boogie on July 01, 2015, 10:55:00 AM
Thanks guys.  :-*



I injured my knee pretty bad last year and so squats and deads have been out of the picture. I've still been lifting what I can but leg day was non existent with rehab and set backs so I stopped really giving a fuck about my diet. I gained a good amount of fat back but I've made strength gains! I'm finally going to be squatting again next week so ILL BE BACK BITCHES

That sucks, Mups.  :-\

I've felt really fortunate to have been nearly completely injury-free for the past 3 years.



They key to training is specificity and since you're doing a lot of different things one day a week you're going to progress in those areas as much as 1/7th as fast as someone who just lifts (or just trains jiu jitsu, etc.)

But don't let that discourage you. Keep doing what's fun for you. You're in the top 1% of fitness in North America for sure. Really impressive. If you are really concerned about that last 5% of body fat my advice would be to tweak your diet even more—especially the amount and timing of your carbs. Congrats on the beach body!

Yeah, I've pretty much accepted the nature and limits of my "jack of all trades" regimen.   I'm quite satisfied with my physique, I'm not really "concerned" about getting even leaner, I just had thought the drop from 195 to 183ish would have finally made that damned six pack show up.  :lol

And yeah, the only thing left for improvement on the aesthetic front is probably to get really obsessive/disciplined on the diet.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Boogie on July 01, 2015, 10:55:45 AM
Also, going back a bit, this thread is really weird to read through with all of Biz's posts gone.  :P
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 14, 2015, 04:29:11 PM
http://www.canadianprotein.com/  this is a great cheep place

been putting on more muscle and losing weight again. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Kara on July 14, 2015, 06:31:37 PM
I keep trying to build my cycling endurance so that I can ride a century or something this fall but all I end up doing is increasing my average speed with minimal endurance gains.  :shaq2

My current road bike is an entry model / not specialized (har har) so I was hoping to have a better feel for what kind of rider I was so as to make a more niche acquisition for this goal of mine. Not going to happen.

Have a crippling speed addiction brehs. :snoop
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Tasty on July 16, 2015, 01:32:42 AM
1500 yards today. 30 laps.  :aah

I looked it up and on May 15th I was saying how happy I was that I swam 2000 yards over 3-4 days. That really puts my progress into perspective. :D

I swam 12 laps in a row but I'm not really counting it (towards my plan (http://ruthkazez.com/swimming/ZeroTo1mile.html)) since there were this clueless teen couple in the lane with me, forcing me to stop (and breath) at several points. I mean, they seemed nice, but when I say "I'll swim on the right side, k?" and they say "Yes, of course," and then the girl is swimming on the right side (slowly) in front of me it's like...  >:( They left halfway through my set but the latter half is easier than the former half. :(

Then I tried circle swimming with them which mostly worked but I had to look ahead every other stroke with ruined my form. Ah well, I'm planning on staying on Week 4 (http://ruthkazez.com/swimming/ZeroTo1mile.html) next week too, gonna be a bit before I can do 12 in a row consistently well.

Week 5 is 20 laps in a row. :whew Gonna be rough brehs.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Kara on July 16, 2015, 01:40:07 AM
It's really frustrating when you're trying to be a fitness tryhard and some dorks get in your way. The amount of clueless joggers and couples riding slowly side by side have made my local bikepath super struggle. Fucking sucks. :shaq2 I just end up riding the road most of the time now which my balls don't really care for because the roads are shit here, my frame isn't carbon, and my bike is about 2-3 generations out of date when it comes to ride smoothness.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Tasty on July 16, 2015, 01:46:34 AM
It's really frustrating when you're trying to be a fitness tryhard and some dorks get in your way. The amount of clueless joggers and couples riding slowly side by side have made my local bikepath super struggle. Fucking sucks. :shaq2

It's the first time this has happened to me on a weekday. Weekends are free game since half the pool is open to families or whatever, but 7pm on a weekday? I could tell they were doing something, possibly trying to improve the girl's form, but their behavior was so sloppy. They certainly weren't exericising, as they'd hang at the ends after every half lap for several minutes, alternating all the types of stroke and even using a kickboard once.

The other lanes consisted of a beginner's group (taking up two lanes), and four lanes with two old people each going back and forth at 1 yard a minute. :-\

Then at like 7:35 everybody cleared out, right as I was finishing up.  :-\

At least on a bike you can have the satisfaction of leaving them in the dust. If you're in a lane with a clueless berk you're pretty much screwed until they leave or another lane opens up.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Kara on July 16, 2015, 02:27:14 AM
You can leave them in the dust, but because you're the bigger, faster object you have the responsibility to not hit them and it's really a drag to spend your workout more worried about not crashing into people who don't pay attention, wear headphones because their workout isn't HARDCORE and they have to entertain themselves, or don't know how to yield the right of way than improving your technique or getting that last bit of performance out of yourself.

Glad I don't really have to share a pool all of a sudden.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 16, 2015, 10:20:54 AM
My protein came after one day and free shipping!  Must be based out of T.O.

Gonna finally be able to afford to get the right amount of protein in without a shit tone of carbs and fat. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Tasty on July 16, 2015, 10:54:11 AM
:drudge

This morning Misfit dropped the price on their fitness trackers (http://techcrunch.com/2015/07/16/misfit-debuts-the-flash-link-a-20-activity-tracker-that-also-controls-apps-and-smart-home-devices/).

(http://i.imgur.com/4o1s8U3l.jpg)

The aluminum Shine (which I use) is now $70 (instead of $100.) Though, for a while now you could get it for $58-95 on Amazon (http://www.amazon.com/Misfit-Shine-Activity-Sleep-Monitor/dp/B00FDWN8RM) depending on which color you want.

(http://i.imgur.com/8h7fhTKl.png)

The plastic Flash is $30 (instead of $50.) It's rated for 30m of water resistance, while the Shine is rated for 50m (which is why I chose the Shine.)

(http://i.imgur.com/l6i8qYul.jpg)

They also just announced the Flash Link for $20, which is literally just a Flash without a wrist band in the box.

(http://i.imgur.com/g7dS8BIl.jpg)

That's one of the great things about the Shine and Flash, they can be worn on the wrist or clipped to your shirt, shoe, waistband, etc. Or even just stored in your pocket.



If you were wondering, the Shine and Flash are small, waterproof activity trackers with no screens. They run for 3 months at a time on a watch battery, and sync to the Misfit iOS or Android app via Bluetooth. You can manually tag various types of activity such as swimming, cycling, etc., and the device will automatically track steps, general physical activity, and sleep (with a graph showing when you're in light or heavy sleep.) You double tap the face of the device (Shine) or "click" it (Flash) to get a series of 1 to 12 lights on the face showing your progress for the day (for example, 6 lights means you're at 50%.) It can also display the time.

I've had my Shine for two months and I don't have anything other than glowing things to say about it.

/shill
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Boogie on July 16, 2015, 05:26:47 PM
New low for me!   180.8 on the scales post-workout today!

I wonder if I can see 179.9 tomorrow.   Probably too much of a stretch.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 16, 2015, 06:21:50 PM
Just pee a bit. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 16, 2015, 06:28:50 PM
I drink 2L of coke zero a day.  When I stop I lose like 4 pounds in water weight and my face looks less bloated.  Its disgusting but I can't stop.  Have to have coke just to get out of bed in the morning and get right. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 16, 2015, 06:32:38 PM
Coke zero has no sugar so I will be immortal.

Quote
"[She would] go crazy if she ran out... she would get the shakes, withdrawal symptoms, be angry, on edge and snappy," her mother-in-law told the coroner's inquest last year, the BBC notes.

this is familiar though. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Kara on July 16, 2015, 07:27:24 PM
Arvie would you like me to be your Mio Energy dealer?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 16, 2015, 08:26:27 PM
No thank you.  I don't touch the hard stuff.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Kara on July 16, 2015, 08:43:50 PM
Everybody's doing it, maaaaan.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Kara on July 17, 2015, 03:06:19 AM
Cracked 40 km/h on my own power (i.e. not going downhill) tonight. :preach

If the peloton won't stop Chris Froome, it looks like it's up to me. :bolo

spoiler (click to show/hide)
I also managed to pace myself and build some endurance time but that's not as interesting. :idont
[close]

The update to Strava is ass BTW. Not MyFitnessPal ass, but I can't say I'm a fan of the mobo dev "fix it even though there's nothing wrong" mentality.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Beezy on July 17, 2015, 08:29:58 AM
I used Strava for the first time in a while yesterday because I found a new bike path and it was acting like a piece of shit. Kept saying "data sync failed" when I tried to save my ride.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Kara on July 17, 2015, 12:02:01 PM
You lose some information (iirc) but you can save a file on your phone in the app and then log in from a computer and manually upload it if that's not uploading. I had to do it once.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Boogie on July 17, 2015, 06:14:16 PM
Just pee a bit.

What, you think you're talking to some amateur here?  I make sure to take a leak before every weigh-in.  :P


Only hit 181.6 post-workout today.   But I didn't go nuts, just 45 minutes of jiu-jitsu with a couple of coworkers (who, umm, aren't remotely on my level, so I don't break much of a sweat rolling with them), and then some strength training.   If I went with circuits and a run, I probably would have hit a pound or more lower post-workout, I imagine.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: chronovore on July 18, 2015, 04:34:05 AM
It's so hot and humid in Japan right now that it's hard to motivate and do anything. Still:

Got to the gym three times and karate last week.

Got to the gym two times (because: typhoon) and karate this week.

Losing weight, feeling better; my elliptical work is benefiting from overall improved speed /and/ a lower heart rate.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: OnlyRegret on July 18, 2015, 03:01:09 PM
Remember knowledge is power.
Read up and educate yourself on safe form and muscular balance.

Neglect hamstring compared to quads, knee problems.
Neglect post delts, posture troubles.
Neglect post delts and rotator cuff muscles, shoulder problems.
Bad bench press form, shoulder trouble.
Bad squat form, lower back issues and more.
And so on.

I've felt really fortunate to have been nearly completely injury-free for the past 3 years.

That's good, mayne... :fbm

I wish I knew about the risk of injury when I was younger. I was so fucking dumb thinking because I was 'young and healthy' the risk of injury is probably low. But I was sedentary as fuck. Going from sedentary to full active exercise is what is fucking dangerous. From what I gather, anyways. But I guess I have a recoverable knee injury so I guess I learned my lesson without anything really awful happening. Although there definitely is a chance my knee won't recover, but we'll see. I'm hoping to start running this year, and keep running indefinitely.

Might be better to explore less-rough-on-the-joints cardio activity in your case.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on July 19, 2015, 01:01:31 PM
It's been a while since I posted in this thread.

One of the things I started to do in the past month is juicing.  My fear is that I wasn't getting too many vegetables.  I usually would fix some vegetables with my eggs or meat but I was concerned that it wasn't enough.  As I've whined about before, making sure I age as gracefully I can is one of the key priorities I have for health now in my 30s yet I'm also lazy lol.  I figured juicing would help to fill in the nutrient gaps.

I'm very impressed with my experiences so far.  This is what I make with it daily:

- 5 big kale leaves
- 1 whole tomato
- 1 carrot, complete with carrot top
- 1/2 english cucumber
- 1/2 bag of spinach
- Two slices of jalapeno pepper (for a little kick)

This is the juicer I use: http://www.amazon.com/Omega-J8006-Nutrition-Center-Juicer/dp/B001L7OIVI

The taste is good (mostly because of the tomato) but my skin has really improved.  I used to have hangnails that are completely gone now and my skin looks great in general.  I also have a lot more energy and I sleep a lot better than I used to.  Could all be placebo effects but it's been going on since I started juicing and hasn't stopped.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 19, 2015, 01:17:12 PM
That's like half my daily food budget :(  veggies are expensive.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Kara on July 19, 2015, 01:31:48 PM
Exp, when I started drinking nutrient gruel a lot of those same things happened for me too. The single man diet is super awful without some kind of nutrient supplements.

Rode today on less than 24 hours rest and it was pretty humbling. I had to leave my velo on the small chainring for most of the journey which is super embarrassing. :snoop
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on July 19, 2015, 05:23:28 PM
The funny thing is that I was taking a multivitamin and I'd always take it with food.  Real food sources are always better and I guess this proves it, especially given the controversy about label claims a few months ago.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Tasty on July 21, 2015, 12:14:47 AM
Repeated my set from last Wednesday, 30 laps/12 in a row. However, this time I had an entire lane all to myself. :aah In fact when I got in there wasn't anyone else in the pool at all. :leon So much easier without having to worry about clueless people in your lane.

I gotta say though, now that I've done it properly, 12 laps in a row is no joke. :whew What's helping me is that I'm finally learning how to take it slow. You might think that's counterintuitive, but it's absolutely essential for conserving energy and being efficient when swimming. Until a few weeks ago it was a struggle trying to slow down - my natural rhythm is to speed up when I'm running slightly out of breath, which absolutely wrecks my form, causing me to lose more breath, etc. Quite the vicious cycle. Learning to slow down, take each pull and catch one at time, and keep my form has been essential in getting me this far.

Unfortunately ever since I started getting serious again back in May there's always some kind of joint or muscle annoyance in my arms. At first it was my right shoulder feeling like it was on fire after 5-6 laps. Now it's my left elbow, which I must have tweaked or something two weeks ago when I slid down some stairs at a bar (it was raining.) Hoping it goes away in the next week or two, it already feels a lot better since it happened. If it doesn't I'll hit up my doctor, her stretches for my neck/shoulder muscles immediately killed that fire on my right shoulder. :aah

Hoping to get in 4500 yards this week, but if I'm lucky I'll be able to get 6000 (up from 4800, my previous peak.)

On a related note, my jammers are starting to fade HARD. I knew the Y uses a toxic amount of chlorine that'd likely kill a baby otter, but damn. Gotta remember to wash my suit every time. Huge difference from the last time I wore it. I've only had this pair since April but it might be time to replace them... I'll definitely take much better care of my next pair.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Tasty on July 21, 2015, 11:07:52 PM
So yeah, got plastered on a friend's hard cider tonight and against most of my better judgments decided to go swim.

Another 1500 yards tonight. :rock

It was really the weirdest thing. Probably a combo of what I learned worked from my set last night, plus the cider slowing me down, made me just glide through the water and never lack for breath. Even on the 10th lap in a row I was getting a full lungs' worth. It was amazing. I also think the buzz made my elbow hurt less, which helped me stay undistracted and keep my form. And my form was sooooo good tonight.

Feeling so pumped right now. :punch
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: TakingBackSunday on July 21, 2015, 11:13:23 PM
Since November of 2013, I've lost 45lbs.  I am now at 142.  It's too thin, so I'm bumping my calories and protein up.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Tasty on July 21, 2015, 11:15:33 PM
Lol that's like my goal weight.  :-\

Need a lot of protein :aah
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Purrp Skirrp on July 21, 2015, 11:17:50 PM
How tall are you BrandNew?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 21, 2015, 11:27:15 PM
That's disgusting skinny New and I'm jealous.  Pretty soon you'll be a spinner. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: TakingBackSunday on July 21, 2015, 11:27:29 PM
How tall are you BrandNew?

6'0
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Purrp Skirrp on July 21, 2015, 11:45:23 PM
I'm like your fat opposite then. Same height, reverse weight adjustment since 2013 :holeup

Looked best around 180 with muscle working out. Was told I was too skinny while in the 140-150s range looking twiggy and boy bandish (but at least I could fit in skinny jeans).

Rather be too skinny than overweight though. What's your goal weight?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Kara on July 21, 2015, 11:45:58 PM
Dude cosplay as the guy from The Machinist, BN.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Boogie on July 22, 2015, 06:23:13 AM
Since November of 2013, I've lost 45lbs.  I am now at 142.  It's too thin, so I'm bumping my calories and protein up.

You could also try lifting some weights.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: TakingBackSunday on July 22, 2015, 01:15:02 PM
Since November of 2013, I've lost 45lbs.  I am now at 142.  It's too thin, so I'm bumping my calories and protein up.

You could also try lifting some weights.

I'm doing so!  The last year has been mostly cardio with minor lifting during my in-between days, but I'm switching that up now.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: TakingBackSunday on July 22, 2015, 01:15:40 PM
I'm like your fat opposite then. Same height, reverse weight adjustment since 2013 :holeup

Looked best around 180 with muscle working out. Was told I was too skinny while in the 140-150s range looking twiggy and boy bandish (but at least I could fit in skinny jeans).

Rather be too skinny than overweight though. What's your goal weight?

I want to hover around 150-160.  I like my lean frame.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: ToxicAdam on July 22, 2015, 01:44:54 PM
The big downside to keeping a lean look is that most people look gaunt in the face. Sickly.  Especially if you have high cheekbones and/or have wrinkles.

There's a sweet spot in weight where you get a little face puffiness but not the gut.


 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 22, 2015, 01:55:54 PM
Pretty sure New's face would be pretty regardless of weight. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Tasty on July 22, 2015, 02:00:09 PM
The big downside to keeping a lean look is that most people look gaunt in the face. Sickly.  Especially if you have high cheekbones and/or have wrinkles.

There's a sweet spot in weight where you get a little face puffiness but not the gut.

What if I want to keep my high cheekbones and Euro-look though?  :-\
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: TakingBackSunday on July 22, 2015, 02:20:07 PM
(https://scontent-atl1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10423900_10155707328330024_6978419888947807275_n.jpg?oh=8fb535c94f0b8c2243fef5c1e045f172&oe=560FDE66)

I think my face there looks ok.  I like it a bit thinner.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 22, 2015, 02:21:22 PM
You know that scene where the senator pushes his face though the bars in xmen?  Go for that look. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Tasty on July 22, 2015, 02:30:15 PM
(https://scontent-atl1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10423900_10155707328330024_6978419888947807275_n.jpg?oh=8fb535c94f0b8c2243fef5c1e045f172&oe=560FDE66)

I think my face there looks ok.  I like it a bit thinner.

Such a happy smile :uguu

Such whack sunglasses though :holeup

Mac, help this fool out
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: TakingBackSunday on July 22, 2015, 02:38:48 PM
Wayfarers are wack?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 22, 2015, 02:43:12 PM
They do give you a rectangle for a forehead. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Tasty on July 22, 2015, 02:49:12 PM
They do give you a rectangle for a forehead.

That's more the work of his haircut and giant forehead tho
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: ToxicAdam on July 22, 2015, 02:49:35 PM


I think my face there looks ok.  I like it a bit thinner.

Well, you have a beard. It hides the gauntness.

I call it Kenny Loggins Chic.



Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Purrp Skirrp on July 22, 2015, 04:47:06 PM
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Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: milchs evil twin on July 26, 2015, 05:13:44 PM
Is there any downside/danger to working out 5-6 days a week?
I'm mostly taking it easy and I'd rather do more, shorter sessions than pushing myself to the limit a few times.
(Obviously not looking to get swole, just keeping a few pounds off).

Also, I realized that when I do bench presses, I realize that I'm struggling to keep my left wrist straight up, which I assume is possibly harmful. Any way to counterthat (besides using less weight)?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Kara on August 03, 2015, 04:23:36 PM
Oh my god, I have a farmer tan AND a glove line tan. :anhuld

This doing stuff outdoors and during the daytime shit is for the diurnal birds.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Madrun Badrun on August 03, 2015, 04:24:54 PM
https://www.reddit.com/r/Fitness/comments/3fanqm/the_results_of_my_eight_month_yes_eight_month_cut/

fuck.  I wish I had any sort of will power.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Kara on August 03, 2015, 05:05:11 PM
Don't think of it as will power, think of it as taking your self loathing to the next level.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Tasty on August 03, 2015, 05:19:02 PM
Don't think of it as will power, think of it as taking your self loathing to the next level.

:preach

Got pretty sick last week, so I totally slacked off. :goty2

Gonna rocket back this week though! :punch
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Tasty on August 06, 2015, 11:17:28 PM
Since I re-committed to swimming in May I've been keeping track of the amount of yards I swim per week. My "minimum" is to hit the pool four times a week, but in practice that minimum became three times (which I'm not really that happy about...)

Anyways, on my swim plan (http://ruthkazez.com/swimming/ZeroTo1mile.html) I'm up to 1500 yards a day. I've been stuck on it because I slacked off completely last week (in my defense, I was really sick and I had to take two days off from work that week.)

So, first day this week in the pool there was a massive storm that hit Boston. We're talking tornado warnings and actual hail that smashed car windshields.

(http://i.imgur.com/LA0t7xDl.jpg) (http://i.imgur.com/MjuOiCLl.jpg)

(Not my pics.)

In typical New England weather fashion, the blue skies were back after about thirty minutes. However, 70% of the way through my set they blew the whistle and ordered us out of the pool because of "thunder." Whatever. After a nothing week, I was sort of relieved to be forced to take it "easy" the first day back in the water.

Second day I was meeting a friend for dinner and wasn't able to get the last 200 in. :( I was kinda struggling though, my form went to shit after just a week out of water. Ugh.

Then today I finally completed the whole set. My form was still kinda shitty but a little better. I kept pulling to the right for some reason, then realized I was catching much weaker on my left than right. I also kept "drifting" with my feet every other catch, and then like a motor on bad gasoline I "sputtered" back into rhythm.

Oddly I noticed some of my problems might be related to how deliberate my pace was. On the last two laps I said "fuck it" and went ham. I should have timed myself but it felt like I did 50 yards in 30s, which isn't close to competition times but it felt pretty damn fast.

I'm happy with myself because this is the second-most I've ever swam in a week, and I've given myself either Friday or Saturday to push that over the edge. It's likely I'll hit 5350 this week (A NEW RECORD!) :bow

Code: [Select]
       Day 1  Day 2  Day 3  Day 4  Day 5  Total
5/10   500    500    500    500           2000
5/17   700                                700
5/24   700                                700
5/31   700                                700
6/7    900    900                         1800
6/14                                      0
6/21   900    900                         1800
6/28   900    1000   1000                 2900
7/5    1200   1200   1200   1200          4800
7/12   1500                               1500
7/19   1500   1500                        3000
7/26                                      0
8/2    1050   1300   1500                 3850

(http://i.imgur.com/njfmcP5.png)

As you can see I don't hit four times a week nearly as often as I should. If there's even one day during the week that I decide to go out with friends, then the likelihood of me hitting four times drops by like 90%. It's hard to motivate myself to go on the weekends because that's basically a trip to work in terms of commute, and half the pool is given to family swim on Saturday and Sunday (in addition to them closing early.)

I've done it, both times I hit four days was because I went on Saturday, but yeah, it's rough. :( Might do it Saturday, but I'm going out that night so I don't know...

I need to start going before work instead of after. If I can manage to do that, the chances of me hitting the water four times a week becomes close to 100%. Problem is, I'm not a morning person and never have been. I've gotten up for work twice this week an hour before leaving and that's pretty much all I can manage. I'd need to get up at least an hour earlier than that, if not an hour and a half, to be able to pull it off. But y'know, you gotta set goals for yourself. This is just another one I need to knock out.

Anyways. Just wanted to post some progress. Last week I noticed my stomach was slightly, slightly, slightly more defined. Starting out with super low body fat probably helps. :P Shame the summer's almost over and I'm only hitting my beach body image goal now. :( I'm also not nearly as tan as I wanted to be at this point.

Pretty much a cliche by this point, but this is deffo my anthem right now:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pt8VYOfr8To

:punch
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Samson Manhug on August 06, 2015, 11:23:32 PM

Pretty much a cliche by this point, but this is deffo my anthem right now:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pt8VYOfr8To

:punch

Many PRs were made to this song a couple years ago. I preferred this version though:

https://soundcloud.com/thejanedoze/work-bitch-the-jane-doze-remix
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Kara on August 06, 2015, 11:28:38 PM
DATA DATA DATA :lawd
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Tasty on August 06, 2015, 11:40:17 PM

Pretty much a cliche by this point, but this is deffo my anthem right now:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pt8VYOfr8To

:punch

Many PRs were made to this song a couple years ago. I preferred this version though:

https://soundcloud.com/thejanedoze/work-bitch-the-jane-doze-remix

LOL I literally had like four tabs of remixes up when I was making that post. :lol

:rejoice Brit da gawd :bow

Good remix. I like this one:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHmQmsjUWI4
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Kara on August 07, 2015, 01:44:28 AM
Due to reading an article, I've been experimenting with swapping cogs instead of gears when I hit the hills on my local bike path. While it's a little wonky in terms of the dramatic shift in cadence (it's sort of like falling off a cliff, tbh), I can eat the path for breakfast, lunch, dinner, or fourthmeal now. :punch My time to completion has been falling ever so slightly and my average speed has been climbing similarly too. :preach

Also I've lost 10 pounds since I broke through my plateau weight. :whew

Kind of hoping I can hit that sickly Chris Froome look instead of ascending to the physique of mai husbando John Degenkolb. :larry

(http://i.imgur.com/mHgZksg.jpg)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Tasty on August 07, 2015, 09:21:39 AM
Kara :rejoice
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Kara on August 07, 2015, 04:49:09 PM
Is the new version of MyFitnessPal running like garbage for anyone? I'm glad that the nutrition page doesn't constantly refresh anymore, but searching for food in the database is now unreliable and I have to force quit the program sometimes now. I can't believe Under Armour tried to pimp their riding app off on me, Strava might not be perfect but it's light years more reliable than their releases.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Madrun Badrun on August 07, 2015, 07:55:44 PM
Ya its slugish as hell
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Tasty on August 07, 2015, 09:48:57 PM
5,350 yards! :rejoice

A NEW RECORD!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S53fZTbKHG0

Was absolutely exhausted from work on the way in, so much so I thought I might skip tonight, but I held firm. Tonight's 1500 was smoother than the last three nights but still rough. I need more strength/stamina in my arms, so I'm considering adding weight training now. Been avoiding it as long as possible, but it might finally be time.

Gonna pass out now, kthxb-... :zzz
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Kara on August 08, 2015, 12:02:37 PM
I think I'm going to register for an endurance event at the end of the month. :goty2

I'm not so much worried about the distance (it's only 30% longer than my hard rides) as I am that they specifically state that reckless riders will be removed from the event + you'll be expected to obey stop signs and traffic lights. :sabu
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Kara on August 14, 2015, 11:17:46 AM
How much of a PITA is it to migrate Android phones? My carrier has left my burner to die at 4.2.2 and the Strava sanctioned Bluetooth heart rate and cadence monitors both require 4.3. (I refuse to Linux RTFM the upgrade to 4.3 myself, there's a reason I don't voluntarily use Linux. :rash)

I do a fuckton of business through my phone, which is why I'd prefer to just get a new one I can expense for tax purposes instead of paying 300+ USD for a cycling computer that I can't. :money

Also not sure if I'll reg for that ride. Missed some training days this week because I worked too much and my Mio Energy doping regimen of the past few weeks has caught up with me. :stahp
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Quaker on August 14, 2015, 04:29:53 PM
Not an Android dude so I can't help you on migration but the Moto G just came out and has been getting great reviews. It's dirt cheap too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HDKRP4nzc0
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Beezy on August 14, 2015, 04:42:36 PM
edit: fail
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Kara on August 14, 2015, 07:36:13 PM
http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B005KGA2P2/ref=mp_s_a_1_7?qid=1439594653&sr=8-7&pi=AC_SX110_SY165_QL70&keywords=Garmin+cadence&dpPl=1&dpID=41sK4K802EL&ref=plSrch

Just going to get this I think. The official Strava sensors come out to 100 and something alone and it'll be nice to be able to stat crunch without text messages.

Now to figure out how to justify this as a business expense...
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Kara on August 21, 2015, 10:41:11 PM
I crunched the numbers and I unintentionally made a category 4 climb today. :leon

It was not my best effort or anything (I ended up in the easiest possible gear I could use less than halfway through the climb), and that's the lowest category climb they track, but it's cool to know I can sort of do something at that #ProPeloton level already. :obama
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Madrun Badrun on August 22, 2015, 08:09:30 PM
https://i.imgur.com/RVWQWKK.jpg

does anyone know what program this is?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: chronovore on August 22, 2015, 08:32:42 PM
It looks like it involves tanning, on some level.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: El Babua on August 22, 2015, 08:35:19 PM
Re-vitiligo

Deadlifted 315*2 got the third attempt off the ground but let go when my form was immediately compromised and most of the weight went to my lower back.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Madrun Badrun on August 22, 2015, 08:37:06 PM
It looks like it involves tanning, on some level.

A soul tan. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: chronovore on August 22, 2015, 09:08:29 PM
Re-vitiligo

Deadlifted 315*2 got the third attempt off the ground but let go when my form was immediately compromised and most of the weight went to my lower back.

Be nice to your spine. As a guy who has compressed the gap between two vertebrae and sometimes gets trunk nerve problems because of it, I can vouch for spine kindness.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: El Babua on August 22, 2015, 09:31:12 PM
Re-vitiligo

Deadlifted 315*2 got the third attempt off the ground but let go when my form was immediately compromised and most of the weight went to my lower back.

Be nice to your spine. As a guy who has compressed the gap between two vertebrae and sometimes gets trunk nerve problems because of it, I can vouch for spine kindness.

Tell me about it. I've been having sciatic issues for the good part of the last two years after hurting my back prior. If anything feels like too much I err on the side of caution.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Huff on August 22, 2015, 09:44:05 PM
Well just about outgrown my apartments gym, which is a nice feeling. But with how crazy my work schedule has been (and will be for the next year), the convenience of just walking 100 ft to the gym really can't be beat.

Not sure what my next move is, as I really see my self struggling to have the motivation to go straight to the gym from the hospital after 12 or 14 hrs of work.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Kara on September 27, 2015, 08:00:52 PM
Performance enhancing drugs brehs. :preach

Today my body was like NOPE after yesterday but I took a bunch of analgesics with caffeine and BAM I was good to go. :punch

Quote this post when I'm driving down to Tijuana or something to get EPO prescriptions filled. :heh
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: FatalT on September 29, 2015, 08:46:51 PM
FitnessBore, how can I make my butt bigger to improve my twerk game?

(https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xft1/v/t1.0-9/12039728_563497380473787_6192674690494482212_n.jpg?oh=58bd3d2617a031198337db70c7719308&oe=568C5EEC)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: OnlyRegret on September 29, 2015, 10:47:47 PM
More lordosis.
If it works for Instagram models...
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Kara on October 01, 2015, 11:39:58 PM
Volunteer opportunity this weekend dried up and I'm thinking about riding with my city's local club instead. Could be really good for me, or really, really bad. :phil
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: BrokenVerses on October 03, 2015, 05:38:10 PM
Do we have a vomit emoticion?

I went running today and well it has been a long, long time since high school XC.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Rufus on October 03, 2015, 05:50:02 PM
Do we have a vomit emoticion?
Nah, but I got this one on hand: (http://i.imgur.com/YMFSeKR.gif)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Boogie on November 29, 2015, 03:54:33 PM
Bump.


Decided to change things up for the hell of it to end the year.

Leaving my 2x a week hockey, and 1-2x a week jiu-jitsu as my cardio, I decided to cut my running and circuit training in favour of focusing on bulking and building strength for a couple of months, which I've never really done.

I'm a month in, and really noticing a difference so far.

Prior to this bulk, my working sets were:
Bench: 3x5x215
Squat: 3x5x275
DL: 3x5x315

I had never really tested my 1RM for my lifts, other than remembering that I hit 400 lbs on deadlift a year or two ago.  Don't remember what my maxes have been on the others.

Today I hit 425 for 2 reps on DL, and 1 rep of 275 on my bench.  I think I may have had more in me for the bench, but didn't want to push it.  Didn't have the energy to test my squat after that.

Earlier this week, I had been doing sets of 5x315 on squat, 5x385 on DL, and 5x235 on bench.

I'm also enjoying not watching my diet at all and just pigging out. :lol

I think I'll keep this up until beginning to mid-January, and then try and cut back down and see how I look.  :-*
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Mupepe on November 29, 2015, 09:36:00 PM
Mid November to mid January is the perfect bulk season!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Boogie on January 10, 2016, 03:16:23 PM
Happy New Year, Fitness Peeps!

Time for the post-10-week-Bulk assessment.

Weight is currently around 200lbs even.  So that's up about 18 lbs from when I started.

For lifts, last week I did my 1RM attempts for bench and squat, and today I did DLs.

Bench:  285lbs.   Failed on my attempt to hit 300, which I'm kinda disappointed about.  I think I do have it in me.
Squat: 375.
DL: 455.   Belt-less, and went up quite easy.  Didn't feel like trying for more today.  I think if I started training with a belt, that 500 would be within reach there.


(http://i.imgur.com/Cl8afaq.png)

Man is it hard to look at the 10 months of discipline get wiped out in the span of 10 weeks though. :lol

Anyway, time to cut back down and get shredded! :punch
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Tasty on January 10, 2016, 03:22:39 PM
Thread title desperately needs an update. :lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Tasty on January 10, 2016, 08:22:20 PM
Thinking of doing 1/2 GOMAD for a few weeks in order to bulk up a little. Want to be far less skinny by May. Wish me luck brehs.

Also want to get this: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00B1N0R6C/ref=wl_it_dp_o_pC_nS_ttl

2600+ reviews and 4.5-stars can't lie. I don't care about looking muscley but I do want more defined abs. :aah
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Madrun Badrun on January 10, 2016, 08:33:14 PM
I can't wait till you try that ab roller and spray milk shit everywhere. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Tasty on January 10, 2016, 08:37:11 PM
I can't wait till you try that ab roller and spray milk shit everywhere.

I'll make sure to order some Depends with it. :aah
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Mupepe on January 10, 2016, 08:37:43 PM
Thinking of doing 1/2 GOMAD for a few weeks in order to bulk up a little. Want to be far less skinny by May. Wish me luck brehs.

Also want to get this: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00B1N0R6C/ref=wl_it_dp_o_pC_nS_ttl

2600+ reviews and 4.5-stars can't lie. I don't care about looking muscley but I do want more defined abs. :aah
Abs are made in the kitchen. Ab rollers are good for working your core though.

I'm back to trying to control my diet. I was actually much stronger when I was on a strict diet. Strange. I would have thought I could Hulk the fuck out on a see food diet but I got a lot weaker.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: El Babua on January 10, 2016, 08:39:52 PM
Picking up swimming and heavy bag work for cardio this year.

Kinda stalled on my strength gains due to me not being as consistent, but hopefullyI can pick it up soon.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Tasty on January 10, 2016, 08:43:48 PM
Abs are made in the kitchen. Ab rollers are good for working your core though.

I mean I'm skinny AF so I'm not sure what I can do in the kitchen to help.

Picking up swimming and heavy bag work for cardio this year.

Nice! Do you know where you're going to start? Have you swam before?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Madrun Badrun on January 10, 2016, 08:47:01 PM
This year I plan to become a beast and workout less.  These might be conflicting resolutions. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: El Babua on January 10, 2016, 09:03:12 PM
Picking up swimming and heavy bag work for cardio this year.

Nice! Do you know where you're going to start? Have you swam before?
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Learned to swim when I was a kid, but my technique is crap. First goal is to make it all the way, one way in the 1/2 Oly sized pool at my gym without having to stop.  :lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Tasty on January 10, 2016, 09:14:41 PM
Learned to swim when I was a kid, but my technique is crap. First goal is to make it all the way, one way in the 1/2 Oly sized pool at my gym without having to stop.  :lol

One lap you mean?

That's a good goal, 50 meters is pretty long. When I started out I could only do 1.5 laps at a time (75 yards/68.58 meters) before getting winded.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Mupepe on January 10, 2016, 09:16:55 PM
Abs are made in the kitchen. Ab rollers are good for working your core though.

I mean I'm skinny AF so I'm not sure what I can do in the kitchen to help.

Most people don't realize how low bf you have to get to have really defined abs. Not to mention simply being a little bloated can change the way they look really easily. I'm just saying cleaning up your diet along with whatever training you do is the ticket.

GOMAD is also probably counter productive to defined abs. 

Either focus on getting bigger with GOMAD and then do a clean, slow cut to see your bigger abs. Or clean up your diet, do your cardio and ab rolling for awhile and see if you still need to do GOMAD after 2 or 3 months.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Tasty on January 10, 2016, 09:23:53 PM
Sure, I wasn't expecting a miracle pill. Decreasing my body fat is something I've looked into but not super doable for me from what I can tell.

For now I'll work on ab rolling, I don't need the body weight until it's closer to the summer.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: El Babua on January 10, 2016, 09:55:53 PM
Learned to swim when I was a kid, but my technique is crap. First goal is to make it all the way, one way in the 1/2 Oly sized pool at my gym without having to stop.  :lol

One lap you mean?

That's a good goal, 50 meters is pretty long. When I started out I could only do 1.5 laps at a time (75 yards/68.58 meters) before getting winded.

Yep! But I still sputter out before hitting one end, and sometimes stray towards the other lanes while swimming, so I gotta work on a lot.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Tasty on January 10, 2016, 10:10:16 PM
Yup, totally normal. Don't get discouraged!

Personally I find it funny when runners or those who exercise in other ways decide to do a triathlon and they think the swimming part will be easy cause they're fit. :lol

Especially really muscly dudes. Those muscles hurt more than help!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Samson Manhug on January 11, 2016, 03:52:15 PM
lol @ ab roller

I'm back on Fitocracy as I struggle to stay back on the wagon. If anyone is using it or wants to try it (gamify your workouts) add me:

https://www.fitocracy.com/profile/croissantfit/

Old FitnessBore group:

https://www.fitocracy.com/group/2848/
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Tasty on January 11, 2016, 06:32:52 PM
lol @ ab roller

2600+ Amazon reviews can't lie breh :yeshrug
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Beezy on January 11, 2016, 10:26:06 PM
Maybe I'll get back on fitocracy since I've been in the gym pretty regularly lately. I'm really lazy about tracking what I've done.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Boogie on January 12, 2016, 06:40:44 AM
lol @ ab roller

2600+ Amazon reviews can't lie breh :yeshrug

True.  Plus, all the guys in the TV ad for it are REALLY ripped, so you know it works.

edit:  They even have BEFORE and AFTER shots in the product description!!!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Mupepe on January 12, 2016, 07:38:15 AM
So this is day 10 of being strict on my diet again.  Stuff is fitting better already.  One difference I made on this go around is to stop weighing myself.  It became obsessive last time.  I just want to be strong and not fat.  fuck the ripped look.  It's just not realistic with my schedule right now.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Tasty on January 12, 2016, 10:15:40 AM
lol @ ab roller

2600+ Amazon reviews can't lie breh :yeshrug

True.  Plus, all the guys in the TV ad for it are REALLY ripped, so you know it works.

edit:  They even have BEFORE and AFTER shots in the product description!!!

Difference is TV people are marketing something to you, where as Amazon reviews are (mostly) people who actually bought and used the product.

You fail. :umad
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Mupepe on January 12, 2016, 12:14:35 PM
Tasty Meat, I'm just going to say that if Samson and Boogie are both telling you something, you should probably listen.  They are the guys that know what they're talking about.

And aside from that, I'll reiterate... The ab roller is not going to help you see your abs any better.  It will work your core, but it is not the most effective exercise and ab definition comes down to diet. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Tasty on January 12, 2016, 12:19:57 PM
Obviously less fat and sugar consumption is key but saying it's 100% diet is just plain wrong.

Please tell me which food I can eat to lower my body fat. I'm listening. :doge
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Mupepe on January 12, 2016, 12:48:12 PM
Obviously less fat and sugar consumption is key but saying it's 100% diet is just plain wrong.

Please tell me which food I can eat to lower my body fat. I'm listening. :doge
Wow.  I'm honestly not sure if you're trolling now or if you truly don't know what proper dieting is.

But here is my suggestion - low carb it.  There are tons of variations of low carb diets to choose from.  I personally gravitate towards paleo type diets since I have had great success with it. 

Dieting is not about "eat this magic food".  Dieting is sticking to an established system to reach an established goal.  The goal and system can vary.  For example, GOMAD is a diet.  However, you won't see your abs on GOMAD because it's a system for a different goal.

You should also reread my post.  Ab rollers are ineffective.  Do a proper compound exercise to work your core - like deadlifts - and you will see much better results building your abdominals. 

When I tell you abs are made in the kitchen it's not something I'm pulling out of my ass.  It's a common phrase because it's a common answer to a common question in these types of threads.

http://www.bing.com/search?q=abs+are+made+in+the+kitchen&src=IE-SearchBox&FORM=IESR02

In short... It may be a combination of not having enough muscle mass and not having low enough bf, but it's usually the latter.  And you won't fix the former with an ab roller.

P.S.  You need to understand dieting to build muscle mass as well.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Tasty on January 12, 2016, 01:04:12 PM
The question for me isn't ab roller vs. deadlifts, it's ab roller vs. nothing at the current moment.

As far as their inefficacy, I suppose I'll have to be the judge of that myself. I've always been 100% sure that there's other ways to workout that are more effective (of course, how could there not be?), but it's a small, cheap device with no real downside to using it. Hence my confusion at the derision from yourself, Samson and Boogie. "You're not actually working out if you use that thing" is the undertones I'm getting. Please.

As for diet, I don't believe you can achieve visible abs 100% through diet which is what I interpreted your posts as. "Abs are made in the kitchen." I can eat paleo until the sun comes home but I won't have abs without working out in some form. That was my overall point. I'm not downplaying the importance of good dieting, but I do believe you're overemphasizing it. Like all fitness, it takes a balance.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Samson Manhug on January 12, 2016, 02:30:09 PM
it's ab roller vs. nothing

Ah, one of my favorites. The false dichotomy fallacy.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Tasty on January 12, 2016, 03:07:47 PM
It's not a false dichotomy for me, it's reality. :yeshrug I'm sure there are lovely alternative and better workouts, but nothing I'm able to commit a further amount of time to.

But keep :snob-ing it up about this, just means I'll keep quiet about future stuff I want to ask. You're obviously a workout god who knows it all. :snob
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Mupepe on January 12, 2016, 03:12:41 PM
Last bit of advice, take the 35 bucks and put it towards a cheap dumbbell set.  You'll be able to use it for more than a single exercise and you can do more effective exercises.  Use it for squats, good mornings and deadlifts to truly build your core. 

Or at the very least get a kettlebell and open yourself up to less conventional but a wider array of exercises. 

Both are small, cheap and require very little space to use.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Tasty on January 12, 2016, 03:25:19 PM
Last bit of advice, take the 35 bucks and put it towards a cheap dumbbell set.  You'll be able to use it for more than a single exercise and you can do more effective exercises.  Use it for squats, good mornings and deadlifts to truly build your core. 

Or at the very least get a kettlebell and open yourself up to less conventional but a wider array of exercises. 

Both are small, cheap and require very little space to use.

See now this is actionable advice. Thank you.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: ToxicAdam on January 12, 2016, 03:52:21 PM
Visible abs are 95% about diet.

It's a fools game though. The diet needed to get that shredded is not sustainable (nor healthy). Also, it makes some people more unattractive because their face is so gaunt.

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Tasty on January 12, 2016, 04:00:36 PM
Visible abs are 95% about diet.

It's a fools game though. The diet needed to get that shredded is not sustainable (nor healthy). Also, it makes some people more unattractive because their face is so gaunt.

Eh I'm skinny AF anyways, might as well leverage my gauntness a little.

And anyways I don't have unrealistic expectations. I don't want washboard abs like Spike from Buffy, I just want a little definition and tone.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Samson Manhug on January 12, 2016, 04:49:57 PM
You didn't ask anything, Tasty Meat. You just told us you were buying an ab roller and then vigorously defended something you've never used.


<----
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Tasty on January 12, 2016, 05:05:00 PM
My first post about:

Also want to get this: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00B1N0R6C/ref=wl_it_dp_o_pC_nS_ttl

Implication being I'm asking for input, or I wouldn't have posted ITT.

Your response:

lol @ ab roller :snob

such help, much wow :doge
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Boogie on January 12, 2016, 05:10:47 PM
Woah, actual discussion to unpack.

Tasty Meat, I'm just going to say that if Samson and Boogie are both telling you something, you should probably listen.  They are the guys that know what they're talking about.

Mups, I'm flattered, but I hardly think I'm Mr. Fitness Guru.  Shit, I think anything I really know about fitness and diet I learned from you guys on this thread over the years.  :-*


Anyhow, Andrex.  Notwithstanding the merits of the product or ab rollers in general, you said product reviews can't lie, and then I mocked the product's marketing.  You then seemed to concede the lame marketing, but then pointed again to the number of user reviews to validate the product.

If you can concede that a product markets itself specifically to people who don't know anything about fitness, using all of the traditional, well-worn bullshit tropes of the fitness-product industry, it is illogical to then turn around and use the numerous positive product reviews of the very same people who were gullible enough to bite on that advertising.

I'm not saying there's no place for ab rolling exercises in a workout regimen, but pointing to product reviews from people who don't know any better is not a convincing argument.


More generally, your goals are all over the place.  Last page, you wrote that for this year, you are thinking about doing "1/2" GOMADS in order to "bulk up a little" because you want to be "far less skinny."

And then you talk about getting an ab roller to try to get more ab definition.   While bulking.

And then Mups recommends some deadlifts for you.  And you say that you can't do them, it's an ab roller vs. nothing.  So you can't do deadlifts.   While.....bulking.

So your idea of "bulking" doesn't seem to involve any.....strength training.  Just.....eating more.

But you want abs. 

:dizzy
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Tasty on January 12, 2016, 05:31:39 PM
Oh for sure, I have two diametrically opposed goals: putting on weight and getting more defined abs. Both are important to me, but my post about GOMAD and bulking in general was more of a "further down the line" thing. Something I was looking into but not sold on, nor ready to pursue immediately. I apologize if I came off as hasty.

As for the ab roller, I was responding to your post that it's pure marketing. I felt you were making the point that they're a placebo, which triggered me to point to the reviews. There's no getting around that if it's a placebo, it's duped a lot of satisfied customers. I'm not saying it's a silver bullet but I hope you can concede that reviews are more trustworthy than straight-up marketing, and the sheer amount of them for this specific product gives it some credibility.

Yes, people are gullible and they tend to defend products they've bought - however, Amazon reviews are a great equalizer. If it was shit and didn't work, the reviews would be lower than 4.5 after such a large sample size. Compare that to any other product. Either thousands of people are deluding themselves as you imply, and this is an incredible circumvention of the Amazon review system by astrofturfers and fanboys on a scale unseen anywhere else on the site - or it seems to produce some results.

The overall point has been made, and I'm looking into alternative things, but I wasn't on board with the way that product was dismissed out of hand.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Madrun Badrun on January 12, 2016, 07:56:45 PM
someday I'll be able to do this
http://i.imgur.com/3kO0huc.gifv
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Kara on January 13, 2016, 12:28:20 AM
LttP, but diet definitely matters, especially if your exercise is one that turns your body into a machine  (like swimming). I know you don't drive Andy-kun, but it's a similar principle. If I eat bad on a ride day I can barely do 15 km.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Madrun Badrun on January 13, 2016, 04:54:10 PM
https://i.imgur.com/X5V7tQB.gifv
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Purrp Skirrp on January 13, 2016, 06:13:02 PM
Been doing low carb well for the most part. I also went from being sedentary to having an active job where I'm on my feet lifting things all day.

Down 10 lbs compared to a month ago.

My diet goal is 20 carbs or less as I'm trying to enter ketosis. Best I ever felt was when I was strict with a ketogenic diet. It may have been placebo, but there are a few studies implying an antidepressant effect. Also about a month in my skin was completely clear.

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Madrun Badrun on January 13, 2016, 06:21:20 PM
I really want to do Keto but its so damn expensive and I love sushi too much.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Samson Manhug on January 13, 2016, 06:22:30 PM
You could eat Sashima while in ketosis.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Madrun Badrun on January 13, 2016, 06:26:33 PM
Sashimi is too expensive and not as good, but ya its an option.

Cutting out carbs, mainly pasta and bread have been my biggest weight lost events but I can't seem to ever get it down past like 50 carbs/pay so I dont get into kertosis. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Mupepe on January 13, 2016, 09:29:47 PM
Been doing low carb well for the most part. I also went from being sedentary to having an active job where I'm on my feet lifting things all day.

Down 10 lbs compared to a month ago.

My diet goal is 20 carbs or less as I'm trying to enter ketosis. Best I ever felt was when I was strict with a ketogenic diet. It may have been placebo, but there are a few studies implying an antidepressant effect. Also about a month in my skin was completely clear.


I'm the same. My mental health is in a nice balance when I'm on strict keto diets. I get stressed a lot easier when I fall off the wagon.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2014 edition
Post by: Beezy on January 13, 2016, 11:09:00 PM
Sashimi is too expensive and not as good, but ya its an option.

Cutting out carbs, mainly pasta and bread have been my biggest weight lost events but I can't seem to ever get it down past like 50 carbs/pay so I dont get into kertosis.
You still drink a lot of soda, don't you?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Madrun Badrun on January 13, 2016, 11:12:25 PM
Coke zero and I have cut it back to only 2L a day.  :tophat
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Kara on January 14, 2016, 03:17:06 PM
Anotger nutrition thing, what you put in your body AFTER working out matters a lot. Not sure how sore you get after a long swim session Andy-kun, but if it's a making you hurt a lot try eating 10-15 grams of protein within 30 minutes of getting out of the pool. (You may need more or less, I'm just giving you my hour ride recovery amount).
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on January 15, 2016, 12:20:38 AM
Ketogenic diets are great.  Going to start up again on Saturday.  I'm starting to gain some fat again.  I blame the Boss Nachos.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Samson Manhug on January 23, 2016, 01:58:42 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/F2NacgF.jpg)

I like box jumps
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Samson Manhug on January 23, 2016, 11:34:31 PM
Caffeine addiction and a palette conditioned to dislike anything unsweet from decades of drinking sweet beverages.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Mupepe on January 24, 2016, 12:53:45 AM
Sugary drinks fuck my stomach up something awful. A regular coke will have me on the can in about 10 minutes flat.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Samson Manhug on January 27, 2016, 02:20:59 PM
Sometimes when I wonder if a particular thing is true that I heard about nutrition or exercise, I check for studies at the US National Center for Biotechnical Information, part of the National Institute of Health. The government does studies on exercise, nutrition, supplements, etc. and freely publishes the results.

The best thing I ever learned from any exercise science class I took is that if it's not based in actual science — controlled experiments with observable results, then why do it?

Here's a link that talks about nutrient timing:

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3577439/
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Madrun Badrun on January 27, 2016, 03:29:20 PM
Been cutting down on coke and sugar.  Woke up at 1PM with a major headache.  Trying to fix a ruined body bros. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Samson Manhug on January 27, 2016, 04:11:10 PM
These are tough battles to win. Why not just switch to (unsweetened) coffee or tea?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Madrun Badrun on January 27, 2016, 04:16:19 PM
That's what I've been doing but I can't afford good coffee (to get enough caffeine to replace the same Id get from coke) so I drink less, which is good in the long run but fuck.

Taking the day off to feel better.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Madrun Badrun on January 27, 2016, 04:24:24 PM
and to play rocket league
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Fifstar on January 27, 2016, 05:46:57 PM
That's what I've been doing but I can't afford good coffee (to get enough caffeine to replace the same Id get from coke) so I drink less, which is good in the long run but fuck.

Taking the day off to feel better.

What do you mean you can't afford good coffee? Coffee should get you far more caffeine per buck, even if you buy an expensive brand  ???
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Madrun Badrun on January 27, 2016, 06:04:24 PM
So I get 24 750ml bottles of coke for 12-14$ (that's 48 cans).   Good coffee would need to be made for me because when ever I make coffee it tastes like shit.  Which is the problem.   There is a free espresso machine at work which I use a lot when I go into the lab. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Fifstar on January 28, 2016, 04:28:56 AM
Well coffee has about 6-10 times more caffeine than cola. The two liters of cola you mentioned have about the same amount of coffee as one strong big cup of coffee. Even if you were drinking 4 liters before you should be easily able to replace that, no? At home make drip coffee or get a nespresso (expensive for coffee but should still get you about twice as much caffeine as cola for the same money).
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Madrun Badrun on January 28, 2016, 12:40:45 PM
Well coffee has about 6-10 times more caffeine than cola. The two liters of cola you mentioned have about the same amount of coffee as one strong big cup of coffee. Even if you were drinking 4 liters before you should be easily able to replace that, no? At home make drip coffee or get a nespresso (expensive for coffee but should still get you about twice as much caffeine as cola for the same money).

Than I've been replacing it with more caffeine and still feel like shit.  I've had a massive headache for two days :(
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Purrp Skirrp on January 28, 2016, 02:04:49 PM
How do you guys feel about diet soda?

The thing that worries me, but there doesn't seem to be a lot of evidence for (yet) is its effect on gut flora, which might indirectly lead to weight gain.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: ToxicAdam on January 28, 2016, 02:09:41 PM
Well coffee has about 6-10 times more caffeine than cola. The two liters of cola you mentioned have about the same amount of coffee as one strong big cup of coffee. Even if you were drinking 4 liters before you should be easily able to replace that, no? At home make drip coffee or get a nespresso (expensive for coffee but should still get you about twice as much caffeine as cola for the same money).

Than I've been replacing it with more caffeine and still feel like shit.  I've had a massive headache for two days :(

Could just be sugar withdrawal.  Each can has (roughly) 40g of sugar in it. A 2 liter has over 200g of sugar.

Our brains rely heavily on easy carbs/sugar(glucose really) in our bloodstream. So, if you remove that from your diet, you will probably have a bad time until your body adjusts.

 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Madrun Badrun on January 28, 2016, 02:40:52 PM
Well coffee has about 6-10 times more caffeine than cola. The two liters of cola you mentioned have about the same amount of coffee as one strong big cup of coffee. Even if you were drinking 4 liters before you should be easily able to replace that, no? At home make drip coffee or get a nespresso (expensive for coffee but should still get you about twice as much caffeine as cola for the same money).

Than I've been replacing it with more caffeine and still feel like shit.  I've had a massive headache for two days :(

Could just be sugar withdrawal.  Each can has (roughly) 40g of sugar in it. A 2 liter has over 200g of sugar.

Our brains rely heavily on easy carbs/sugar(glucose really) in our bloodstream. So, if you remove that from your diet, you will probably have a bad time until your body adjusts.

 

Its coke zero, so sugar fee.  I don't drink real coke.  Even I know better than to do that.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Madrun Badrun on January 28, 2016, 02:42:10 PM
Anyways had half a bottle of coke and my headache went away. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Mupepe on January 28, 2016, 04:14:34 PM
How do you guys feel about diet soda?

The thing that worries me, but there doesn't seem to be a lot of evidence for (yet) is its effect on gut flora, which might indirectly lead to weight gain.
I'd avoid it if you can.  For me, it led to cravings more than anything and still made me feel terrible.  But there was a long, long period where I drank it very regularly and it did not have any effect on my weight loss.

But as Samson said, none of this is scientific so  :doge
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Samson Manhug on January 28, 2016, 04:53:11 PM
Here's some science. A study with a large sample size (though self-reported :yuck) found that drinkers of diet sodas were more likely to be depressed than all other sweetened drink drinkers:

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3990543/

Coffee drinkers were least likely to be depressed

 8)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Mupepe on January 28, 2016, 06:20:16 PM
I can confirm that coffee makes me happy.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Boogie on January 29, 2016, 06:47:29 AM
The only time I ever drink pop, diet or otherwise, is in cocktails.

....which should not be interpreted to mean I don't drink much pop.  :-\
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: ToxicAdam on January 29, 2016, 09:08:04 AM
I'm a soda addict, currently off of it, but there are certain foods that trigger me. Pizza, taco bell, and a few others where I cannot eat them unless I have a pop to go with it.

Pizza with a beer, water or milk just isn't the same experience.

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Fifstar on January 29, 2016, 09:12:37 AM
Love to drink Soda or Ice Tea when I'm hungover, but can't imagine drinking it day to day. Leaves an awful mouth feeling.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Mupepe on January 29, 2016, 02:52:45 PM
eating pizza with milk?  ya'll are fucking weird.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: ToxicAdam on January 29, 2016, 03:26:25 PM
eating pizza with milk?  ya'll are fucking weird.

I don't do it, but my kids do.

It's just bread, sauce and cheese. No different than drinking milk with any other Italian dish.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Samson Manhug on January 29, 2016, 04:07:45 PM
Italians are known for drinking milk with their meals.

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Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Purrp Skirrp on January 29, 2016, 08:22:09 PM
Cutting out diet soda and going back to seltzer.

Why?

- The acid in it is bad for your teeth.
- It may alter gut bacteria unfavorably.
- It's correlated with depression and weight gain.
- Caffeine is addicting and worsens sleep quality.
- One of the things I like about low carb diets are that my taste buds eventually acclimate and I no longer crave sweets. If I continue drinking diet soda, I'll never resensitize myself to sweetness.
- Ordering it in public is somewhat emasculating.
- Shit is a waste of money.

:donot
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Beezy on January 30, 2016, 10:51:32 AM
Your body will thank you in the long run.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Fifstar on January 31, 2016, 01:48:45 PM
Soda is bad, but caffeine is great. I had regular headaches until I started to drink coffee (only one and a half year ago). Guess my blood pressure was a bit low before.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Boogie on February 02, 2016, 08:30:40 PM
Finally got off my ass and bought a belt, now that I consider my deadlifts and squats to be in the "oh shit, nothing better go wrong here" zone when it comes to weight.

This bad boy should be arriving in a few days:

http://www.innerstrengthproducts.ca/prongbelt10mm
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Boogie on February 09, 2016, 04:54:14 PM
Allright, enough of this jerking around!  Time to get serious!

(http://i.imgur.com/MFSNwFO.jpg)

500lbs deadlift here I come! :punch :punch :punch


....In other news, operation cut is going......not so well.

(http://i.imgur.com/JW1oJeV.png)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Boogie on February 14, 2016, 05:48:50 PM
New PR!

475 lbs Deadlift with my fancy new belt.  Which definitely felt like a true max, at least for today.  Took a lot to get that weight up.

Almost makes me want to abandon all pretense of cutting just to hit that 500 number.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Mupepe on February 14, 2016, 06:28:15 PM
Congrats! I'd stay the course on cutting. There's nothing worse than hitting a new PR, cutting and then finding you can't do it anymore.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 14, 2016, 06:30:46 PM
I had a doughnut and a cinnomon bun today.  Thanks for making me feel bad

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Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: T-Short on February 29, 2016, 04:30:34 AM
I'm off bread and sugar since three weeks back, keeping carbs to a minimum, eating a lot less per day as well. Something had to be done. Will keep this up at least until I go to Japan on April 6:th.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BCVywUjj7SL/ (https://www.instagram.com/p/BCVywUjj7SL/)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: chronovore on February 29, 2016, 07:43:23 AM
I fell off the workout wagon just before the holidays; probably mid-December. I spent a month in the USA and pigged out on beer and baked good and even (gasp!) breakfast cereal that was such a sugar rush it made my hands shake. It was fun, but overall I felt pretty shitty.

Today I went and worked out for the first time in two months. It felt great.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on February 29, 2016, 09:48:45 AM
My weight hasn't changed more or less than 5 pounds since I turned 30. The secret is eating healthy and training your body to expect the desired condition you would like to be in.

Now I'm no meathead "gains breeeehhhhhh" dude but I'm in good shape. I assure you the most important thing you can do is set a routine and follow it for a few years. After that it just becomes part of your day.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: chronovore on March 01, 2016, 01:07:18 AM
Turns out I was 95.6 kg before leaving for the USA; I should've weighed myself when I got back, but in the 10 days since returning to Japan I apparently lost whatever I gained during my month in the USA and then some. I'm down to 95.2 kg right now. My BP is super high though, so I'm either going to have to get religious about exercise or start BP meds.  :'(
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Mupepe on March 09, 2016, 07:43:04 AM
boxing - If I have a partner sparring or drills.  If I don't then heavy bag, speed bag, double ended bag.  This is the only cardio that doesn't bore me to tears.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Boogie on March 09, 2016, 11:37:29 AM
Jiu jitsu.

Don't mind running too much, but definitely need tunes in that case.

Also, crossfit-y workouts aren't bad.

In other news, the cut seems to be back on track:

(http://i.imgur.com/ZVeA3tD.jpg)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Alcoholic Fish on March 18, 2016, 08:53:07 AM
Maxed out 205 on the bench today. I know that doesn't sound like a big deal to the more swole folks here, but I'm 5'8" 150lbs, so I'm kinda ecstatic.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Mupepe on March 18, 2016, 09:31:52 AM
Congrats bro! It's all relative and 205 is way more than the average person can bench.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Boogie on March 18, 2016, 12:14:06 PM
Hell, before I started properly strength training 8 years ago, I could barely put up 170 on bench press.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Mupepe on April 11, 2016, 10:16:44 AM
So I tore my meniscus about 18 months ago.  I'm not sure if I posted about it in here or not.  The injury is really what made me fall off the wagon.  Squat was my favorite lift and I couldn't do it so I really stopped caring about diet and routine for the most part.

I tried to work through it - made it worse.   I finally did some rehab work on it which was basically high rep overhead squats six days a week.  I was making some progress when it tore again in the middle of a set (with only like 65 lbs).  This hit me hard and it's when I let everything fall apart. 

A couple of months ago I decided to start getting serious again.  Everything was down hard and I was (still am) fat as fuck.  However, I'm making progress. 

So below is where I was and where I am now.  Fuck me it's depressing but I've got my motivation back.

Weight:
Then - Between 193 lbs and 210          Now - 290 lbs

Squat:
Then - 5 sets of 5 @380 lbs      Now - 5 sets of 6 @ 135 lbs     

Bench Press
Then - 5 sets of 5 @ 315 lbs     Now - 5 sets of 6 @ 185 lbs

Deadlift
Then - 5 sets of 5 @ 480 lbs      Now - 5 sets of 5 @ 265 lbs

OHP
Then - 1rm @ 235 lbs          Now - 5 sets of 5 @ 125 lbs

Pullups:
Then - 5 sets of 10 w/ 25 lb weight      Now - 3 sets of 3 with 140 lb assist

Dips:
Then - 5 sets of 10 w/ 35 lb weight     Now - 3 sets of 5 with 140 lb assist

My squat will probably never be the same since most meniscus tears where I have it don't heal, even with surgery.  But the least I can do is not be a slob and focus on my other lifts.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: chronovore on April 12, 2016, 02:35:42 AM
You got this, Mups. Good on you for getting back into the swing ESPECIALLY when it's not ideal.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: El Babua on April 12, 2016, 03:15:24 AM
Yep, you got this. Don't know how I'd do if something that bad happened. Good on ya!

Can't really say anything else you already don't know, be  careful, etc.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Mupepe on April 12, 2016, 07:30:31 AM
Thanks, guys :)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Alcoholic Fish on April 12, 2016, 08:37:25 AM
Been out of the gym for months and you're still deadlifting more than me.

(http://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/mjcry1.png)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Mupepe on April 12, 2016, 08:56:27 AM
I'm probably twice as fat though!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Alcoholic Fish on April 12, 2016, 10:24:19 AM
In all seriousness, good for you for getting back into it. It's been hard for me to come back from my lazy phases, so I can only imagine what it must be like with an injury.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Mupepe on April 12, 2016, 12:14:03 PM
injuries are the worst when it comes to exercise... even when you take all kinds of precautions there's always that risk :goty
Yeah.  It really kills your spirit.  Mine made me even more angry for a few reasons.  I guess I had tweaked my knee/meniscus somehow but it wasn't bad enough for me to notice.  I fell asleep drunk on the couch one night all curled up in a strange position and when I woke up the next day I had soreness behind my right knee.

I was stubborn so two days later I still did heavy squats and it was game over that next day.  When I looked around it just seems like I had probably strained it and then tore it up by leaving it stressed/stretched awkward position for hours.  Two stupid reasons for putting me out of the game. 

In all seriousness, good for you for getting back into it. It's been hard for me to come back from my lazy phases, so I can only imagine what it must be like with an injury.
Thanks!  In the end I hated myself more for not being in the gym at all rather than being in the gym lifting light weight.  I lost a lot of self confidence over the last year or so.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: chronovore on April 13, 2016, 06:21:56 AM
I dunno what happened, but I came back from the USA at 95.5KG, only about 1KG heavier than my usual weight. I delayed going to the gym, but ate normally, and at my first gym visit, I'm over 97KG.


...WTF?


My BP's also up to 160/110, which has me pretty concerned. I need to hit the doctor for my mucho-delayed yearly physical (Japanese citizens are pretty fastidious about this, but I've been a slacker). I'm also overdue for a colonoscopy, since I'm genetically predisposed to colon cancer.

On the bright side, I clear up my cancer worries, my BP will lower a little automatically.  :-[

tl;dr: I don't know why my weight and BP are up, but I better do something or I'll have problems.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Mupepe on April 13, 2016, 07:29:55 AM
Yeah the weight seems like it could be a normal fluctuation, but that BP is really quite high.  That'd be my concern.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Boogie on April 13, 2016, 08:00:26 PM

Yeah.  It really kills your spirit.  Mine made me even more angry for a few reasons.  I guess I had tweaked my knee/meniscus somehow but it wasn't bad enough for me to notice.  I fell asleep drunk on the couch one night all curled up in a strange position and when I woke up the next day I had soreness behind my right knee.

I was stubborn so two days later I still did heavy squats and it was game over that next day.  When I looked around it just seems like I had probably strained it and then tore it up by leaving it stressed/stretched awkward position for hours.  Two stupid reasons for putting me out of the game. 


Fuck, Mups, that's a rough deal.  Before you posted this, I was going to ask what the sequence was for the initial injury.  And yeah, stubborn pride can be our worst enemy when it comes to injuries.

I've been "lucky" that in all of my martial arts, strength training, running, hockey, etc. time in my life, I've only had one injury to sideline me for any length of time.  It was also a knee injury, but one that my shite doctor couldn't precisely identify what happened, just that there was no observable tear that needed to be repaired.  Which was good news!  But still led to a full year of frustration as I did physio week in and week out, with little progress, walking with a limp.  I was depressed as fuck wondering if I'd ever end up at full capacity again.  Which, I'm thankful to say, I am.  Over five years from that injury, and I feel great.  But knowing that it can happen like that definitely keeps you wary and cautious.


Also, gawddamn I knew you were a beast at your peak.  But holy shit at your "5 rep" numbers topping my 1RMs.   :whew
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Mupepe on April 13, 2016, 09:23:50 PM
I'm glad you're back to full capacity! That gives me hope that i can recover decently. I just want to get my squat into respectable territory. I'll feed my ego through my other lifts.

Thanks for the kind words :) At my peak though I was doing nothing but weight lifting though. I know you do a great deal more so I'm betting if you wanted to you could put me to shame haha

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Samson Manhug on April 14, 2016, 05:10:59 PM
While we’re shattering our reputations, I’m turning into the average white guy in his 30s amateur runner. 2015 was mostly a wash for me, fitness-wise. I had an extremely physical job and no free time to train. I hiked and camped once a month, but ate shit due to long hours and rocked a dad bod for a while. When I started running for a job-related test at the end of 2015 I could barely go a mile.

Now in 2016 I have a bit more free time to work out but I’m only going to the gym like once a week and running 3x a week, usually 4 miles but going up. I just don’t have the patience to go in the gym and lift, especially when I am surrounded by young guys doing it so poorly. Too many negative vibes in there.

When I run I can be by myself and the cardio is probably better for overall health anyway. I miss my Laocoon-like body, and even elite runners’ bodies look so unimpressive physically, but what’s the point when you’re married and not a model?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Mupepe on April 14, 2016, 06:08:13 PM
Say it ain't so, bro. Say it ain't so. You were always an inspiration. Can't blame you though. How did you feel about cardio previously? I should do it but I just can't stand it. I never get the runners high everyone talks about.  I just feel miserable
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: chronovore on April 14, 2016, 07:41:17 PM
"Samson Dadbod." God, where have our heroes gone?  :doge

stealthedit: You're still trying harder to be in shape than 99% of the American population. You'll find what works for you.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Samson Manhug on April 15, 2016, 12:36:45 AM
I ran quite a lot in 2012 and 2013. I ran three half marathons in 2013 but then focused on powerlifting to get into the 1000 lb club. That was a mistake, honestly. I got big, people commented on in it public, it felt good to be strong, but I had to buy a whole new wardrobe and I went from running 13 miles no sweat to struggling with a couple miles and dirty bulking without ever cutting. The last time I saw my abs was probably fall 2013 and I have been chasing the dragon ever since. If I ever get them back I’ll post picture so we know abs when you’re married and in your 30s is possible.

If you never see a picture, then. . .

The thing about being big is that I felt fitter when I could run. Sure, shoulder pressing 1.25x your body weight is amazing and gets you daps at the gym, but if I have to pick (which seems to be the case) I’d rather be a little smaller and weaker with the ability to run.

And running was always miserable for me too, Mups, until I learned how to do it. Like lifting, running requires proper form. If you’re not thinking about your body queues just like when you’re lifting, you are more likely to get hurt and it will be more difficult. Also, I am motivated knowing that man is the greatest long distance running animal on the planet(!) so I (and you) were born to be good at it.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Beezy on April 15, 2016, 03:47:43 AM
Isn't running long distances on concrete/pavement shitty for your knees though?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Fifstar on April 15, 2016, 03:53:18 AM
Just a matter of time before Cormac will pop into this thread and start to share Spaghetti Carbonara Recipes with us  :goty2
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Beezy on April 15, 2016, 04:26:57 AM
I'm in NYC and there's really no way to avoid running on concrete and asphalt 99% of the time. Even in the outer boroughs.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Boogie on April 15, 2016, 06:45:02 AM
"Samson Dadbod." God, where have our heroes gone?  :doge


where have all the Bore men gone,
and where are the gods?
Where's the streetwise Mupepe
To fight the rising odds?
Isn't there a Cormac, upon a fiery steed?
Late at Night I toss and I turn, and I dream of what I need

Up where the mountains meet the heavens above
out where the lightning splits the sea
I would swear that old The Business is somewhere
Judging Me

Through the wind and the chill and the rain
And the storm and the flood
I can feel Boogie's approach
like the fire in my blood

I need a Bore hero
I'm holding out for a hero 'til the end of the night
He's gotta be strong
And he's gotta be fast
And he's gotta be fresh from the fight
I need a Bore hero
I'm holding out for a hero 'til the morning light
He's gotta be sure
And it's gotta be soon
And he's gotta be larger than life
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Beezy on April 15, 2016, 03:34:39 PM
Isn't there some kind of big ass park in NYC? Central park or something? I think that's popular with runners.
Everyone there runs on the asphalt.

Ah well. I'll just stick to cycling.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Mupepe on April 15, 2016, 03:47:57 PM
I ran quite a lot in 2012 and 2013. I ran three half marathons in 2013 but then focused on powerlifting to get into the 1000 lb club. That was a mistake, honestly. I got big, people commented on in it public, it felt good to be strong, but I had to buy a whole new wardrobe and I went from running 13 miles no sweat to struggling with a couple miles and dirty bulking without ever cutting. The last time I saw my abs was probably fall 2013 and I have been chasing the dragon ever since. If I ever get them back I’ll post picture so we know abs when you’re married and in your 30s is possible.

If you never see a picture, then. . .

The thing about being big is that I felt fitter when I could run. Sure, shoulder pressing 1.25x your body weight is amazing and gets you daps at the gym, but if I have to pick (which seems to be the case) I’d rather be a little smaller and weaker with the ability to run.

And running was always miserable for me too, Mups, until I learned how to do it. Like lifting, running requires proper form. If you’re not thinking about your body queues just like when you’re lifting, you are more likely to get hurt and it will be more difficult. Also, I am motivated knowing that man is the greatest long distance running animal on the planet(!) so I (and you) were born to be good at it.
Yeah I'm done trying to go for that perfect physique.  I will settle for being strong and somewhat lean - as long as I'm not fat.  But my diet game is not and will probably never be what it was when I first got into lifting so I don't think I can get by without cardio any longer.

My home gym is also a past relic.  I don't have time to work out at home and life is so exhausting that if I don't do it during the day I'm not going to do it most likely.  I also don't have the space anymore. 

I guess I'll be googling for articles on running form.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Purrp Skirrp on May 05, 2016, 01:25:38 PM
My sleep is fucked, this app just reaffirms it.
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Any ideas on how to fix it? My gameplan so far:
- Go to bed and wake up same time each day.
- Avoid caffeine/weed/alcohol.
- Avoid screens 2 hours before bed.
- Take my last adderall dose no later than 3 PM.
- Aim for 9 hours of quality sleep.

I never sleep through the night anymore and never feel rested. Bugging out a little because of how detrimental this must be with negative effects to my cognition, weight, immune system, and more.

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Mupepe on May 05, 2016, 01:51:43 PM
caffeine far enough before bed should be fine.  I generally can't drink coffee past 2pm without feeling like a crack addict wide awake at 11pm.  My phone and the tv also never kept me up by watching them right before bed. 

I would do those changes one at a time.  Seems like you're just throwing things at a wall and seeing what will stick.  You may be making unnecessary sacrifices.

The only thing I found that really affects my sleep is taking mid day naps, coffee too late in the day and stress.  Getting a great workout or tiring myself out mentally will also usually override those 3.  Today was back day so I'm going to sleep like a baby.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Purrp Skirrp on May 05, 2016, 07:17:04 PM
Caffeine is probably fine like you said if consumed early enough, but my work schedule is 1-9 so I wind up drinking it too late in the day. Mixed with adderall it's probably potentiating the effects making it last longer.

Weed IDK about. Def helps me fall asleep, and the studies I've seen suggest that it increases slow wave sleep and overall sleep duration. Also cuts down on REM sleep, but I haven't read about this being a bad thing.

Think you're right about taking it slow, otherwise I won't really know what's helping and what isn't. Gotta make gradual lifestyle changes that'll stick. Sleep hygiene isn't something you can fix overnight :teehee
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Mupepe on May 06, 2016, 08:17:27 AM
I legit LOL'ed at that pun  :-[
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Mupepe on May 06, 2016, 08:24:23 AM
I'm still plugging away.  I weighed myself and I'm actually gaining weight it seems.  I was up to 194, got down to 182 at one point and then yesterday I was 187.  But my clothes fit better, I feel better and I know a lot of my size is coming back.  So I'm not worried about it. 

My lifts are also going up.  Did 5x5@305 on deadlift.  5x5@200 on bench.  Actually got 6 on the last 3 sets.  I know it's not much, but I've made consistent progress.  Pullups are up to being able to do 3 sets of 5 with only 110 lbs of assistance lulz.  Squats were 185 lbs 5x5. and feeling good. 

I've set some milestones to do a rest week and then a deload just because.  deadlift will get a rest after 315 lbs 5x5.  Bench 225 5x5 and squats 225 5x5.  2 PLATES BRO
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Oblivion on May 06, 2016, 08:28:09 AM
Shit, just read about your injury, Mups. :(

I hope you're okay. I see that you've gone back to working out so at least it doesn't seem that bad.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Mupepe on May 06, 2016, 09:17:35 AM
Thanks man. I seem to be pretty good so far. I'm just taking it slow.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Shrew on May 31, 2016, 11:56:48 PM
Thoughts on ZMA supplements, worth using?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Samson Manhug on June 01, 2016, 05:40:50 AM
Quote
[N]o significant differences were observed between groups in anabolic or catabolic hormone status, body composition, 1-RM bench press and leg press, upper or lower body muscular endurance, or cycling anaerobic capacity. Results indicate that ZMA supplementation during training does not appear to enhance training adaptations in resistance trained populations.

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2129161/
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Mupepe on June 01, 2016, 08:39:32 AM
Yeah it did nothing for my numbers. It gave me some awesome lucid dreams for the first week or so. Outside of creatine, protein and maybe BCAA's (none of which I take or took when I was at my peak) i think they're all unnecessary. And for 99% of gym goers the 3 above are also unnecessary.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Take My Breh Away on June 01, 2016, 01:11:23 PM
Got cleared to go back lifting recently after nose surgery since it's near 7 months now. Had been doing calisthenics for a while and got my pushups and squats to 150 each per session. Went out to gym. Didn't go huge heavy. Airway was clear and no pain. Felt great lifting again.

Few hours later. Nose opens like a tap and spills blood everywhere. Not enough for hospital but still a lengthy bleed. Go and flush it with Saline before bed and it now hurts like absolute hell. Think it was a once off. Do a small set of push ups this morning, nose starts going again. Though nowhere near as much. Saline still hurts like hell and now I have to call hospital to see if I can get checked soon :brazilcry

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Mupepe on June 01, 2016, 01:25:40 PM
That sucks man :(  Sorry to hear it.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: chronovore on June 02, 2016, 10:40:12 PM
I had full-on grimace face reading your post, TMBrehAway. Hope you can get that cleared up in short order.  :-\
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Oblivion on June 02, 2016, 10:45:18 PM
Is it normal to feel most of the tension in your forearms when you're doing barbell curls?


edit: @TMBA holy shit. You were out for seven months after your nose surgery and lifting opened the wound again?  :brazilcry
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: El Babua on June 02, 2016, 10:59:39 PM
Damn breh, get better.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Oblivion on June 07, 2016, 07:34:35 AM
Ugh. Did some quick calcumalations on how well I've been sticking to my workout routine, and the results are pretty damn terrible. I'm doing SS, which as we all know, has you working out 3 times a week. Which means that for the first 5 months of the year, I should have had roughly 60 days worth of workouts. How much did I manage to do out of that 60? A pathetic 22. But hey, at least this explains why my gains have been awful.

I'm going to try to rectify this starting now. I've set a goal of doing a total of at least 30 workout days from now until the end of August.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Mupepe on June 07, 2016, 08:22:48 AM
I would go to something other than SS if you're only managing like 2 days a week.  Your results will always be compromised because you're not following the routine as designed.  I'd find a good push/pull or upper body/lower body routine that is more accommodating to that type of schedule.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Oblivion on June 07, 2016, 08:45:48 AM
I would go to something other than SS if you're only managing like 2 days a week.  Your results will always be compromised because you're not following the routine as designed.  I'd find a good push/pull or upper body/lower body routine that is more accommodating to that type of schedule.

Well, the thing is, a major part of the problem was school. I'd get busy with lots of homework and all that, sure. But it also was due to poor scheduling on my part. It wasn't impossible to do both, but I was just really bad it.

Having said that, I'm not taking any summer classes so I have way more free time to be more diligent with my work out. Also, I don't know if I should go on a push/pull type routine, given my current strength levels. Though I'd like to hear your thoughts regardless. These are my max lifts (all are at 3x5):

Bench: 140 lbs.
Squats: 185 lbs.
Deadlifts: 200 lbs.
Overhead press: 105 lbs.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Mupepe on June 07, 2016, 10:07:12 AM
The type of routine doesn't matter so much as the progression calculations.  Just make sure you choose a beginner/intermediate routine.  I would stick to SS though if I were you.  The most important thing to picking a routine is sticking with it.  If you can't do the complete 3 days a week of SS you're not really doing SS and so you're not getting the full benefit.  I'm sure you're getting some benefit, but you could probably do better on a routine that you are able to follow as written. 

My personal advice is to make your goal 3 days a week so you can stick with SS, not 30 days until the end of August.  The routine is built on a week by week progression so your goals should be too.  Get on a routine that matches your lifestyle and schedule and you'll make much better progress.

We're all gonna make it, brehs.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Mupepe on June 07, 2016, 02:44:57 PM
what do you guys think of the whole strength train once a week thing

it makes sense to me considering you don't lose strength as easily as cardio stuff
Like anything else it depends on your goals.  Assuming that strength or muscle gains aren't your priority there's no reason why it wouldn't work - the word work of course being up for interpretation based on your goals.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: El Babua on June 07, 2016, 02:49:15 PM
Basically had a month of 2 days a week (with less volume/intensity) at the gym due to various health stuff popping up.

Squat strength seems to have diminished only a bit, but my upper body strength and aesthetics definitely took a dive.  :doge

Oh well, could be worse.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Mupepe on June 09, 2016, 10:15:18 AM
I reset my deadlift completely.  I got back up to 315 5x5 but something didn't feel right.  I was getting sore in my lower back and that used to never happen.  I would always feel it in my glutes and hamstrings before.  So I reset to 135 and did 5 sets of 10.  I focused on using my hips to lock out and I think that's what I was missing.  It hurts to basically lose months of progress but it's not worth it to potentially get injured.  I had tried a small reset back to 275 last week and still felt the same as I did at 315 so I figured it wasn't something I could fix at a higher weight. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Boogie on June 10, 2016, 06:26:43 PM
what do you guys think of the whole strength train once a week thing

it makes sense to me considering you don't lose strength as easily as cardio stuff

I'm basically just doing 1 day a week of heavy strength training right now.  Throwing everything in on that day: squats, bench, DL, overhead press, and pull ups.

But as Mups says, it depends on one's goals.  I'm definitely not "building" any strength.  I'm pretty much just trying to maintain my strength as I lean out.  And it's working pretty well for that.  Still hitting 3x5x315 on squats, and about 1x4x405 on DL (could probably squeeze out more on either if I didn't do both on the same day).  Bench is "ehh" though. 

And on that note, hit 182lbs on the scale post-workout today.   And consistently hit 183.5-185lbs as a "first-thing-in-the-morning" weight this week.  Lowest I've been since starting to weight train properly in summer 2008, except for my nasty flu last fall.

Here's how the "cut"  (is it still a "cut" if it's lasted six months? lol) has gone this past month:

(http://i.imgur.com/PFLQuMC.png)

And here's the year to date:

(http://i.imgur.com/8AvtCr4.png)

That June drop....summer is clearly my time to shed weight, :lol


Anyway, no pics to accompany this post, sorry  :-*

But I'm really satisfied with how much strength has stayed from that January peak of 205 lbs, now that I'm sub-185.  The human body is a crazy thing.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Mupepe on June 10, 2016, 10:16:32 PM
You fucking beast!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Alcoholic Fish on June 11, 2016, 06:37:42 PM
I think my progress has plateaued. I'm happy with my weight gain and how I look, just a little depressed that there's nothing beyond this for me without working out every day or using steroids or something.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Take My Breh Away on June 11, 2016, 06:48:40 PM
I had full-on grimace face reading your post, TMBrehAway. Hope you can get that cleared up in short order.  :-\
Damn breh, get better.
That sucks man :(  Sorry to hear it.
edit: @TMBA holy shit. You were out for seven months after your nose surgery and lifting opened the wound again?  :brazilcry

Forgot to reply back to this. Talked to the doctor. Just reckon it was debris in the nose lostening up and dry mucus passages that caused a few bleeds over the days I started back (Especially since it was humid as fuuuuuuck). Got a soft "no driving long distance" caution for a few days but nothing else. Been allowed back lifting and no bleeding since as activity is helping it recover. :rejoice

Sucks going back to the start though  :(
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Mupepe on June 11, 2016, 06:49:15 PM
I think my progress has plateaued. I'm happy with my weight gain and how I look, just a little depressed that there's nothing beyond this for me without working out every day or using steroids or something.
Are you sure? You could just need a change in diet or routine.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Take My Breh Away on June 11, 2016, 06:50:50 PM
Edit: Wrong post. Never mind
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Alcoholic Fish on June 11, 2016, 08:01:24 PM
I think my progress has plateaued. I'm happy with my weight gain and how I look, just a little depressed that there's nothing beyond this for me without working out every day or using steroids or something.
Are you sure? You could just need a change in diet or routine.

I've been switching up my workout every month and a half or so.

I wouldn't know where to begin on how to eat to gain weight. I already eat a ton. I didn't work out for the final three years of college and I still had the remnants of my abs. My metabolism is doing me no favors.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Kara on June 12, 2016, 02:10:18 PM
I hate being back at my plateau weight.

I hate knowing that I can break it because it requires time I can't spare easily.

Fuck accounting.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Mupepe on June 12, 2016, 02:13:57 PM
I think my progress has plateaued. I'm happy with my weight gain and how I look, just a little depressed that there's nothing beyond this for me without working out every day or using steroids or something.
Are you sure? You could just need a change in diet or routine.

I've been switching up my workout every month and a half or so.

I wouldn't know where to begin on how to eat to gain weight. I already eat a ton. I didn't work out for the final three years of college and I still had the remnants of my abs. My metabolism is doing me no favors.
Ah I see. We have opposite problems then. Bulking has always come natural to me while losing weight has always taken tremendous effort. You can never go with just eating some more protein though.

Sorry, Kara. Was it you that mentioned that you're vegetarian?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Kara on June 12, 2016, 02:27:51 PM
Yeah, that got me from my last plateau to my current one. I'm sort of maxed out on weight loss by diet alone given that I can't just hang it up for the day at work when the energy wears out, not that fitness without exercise is really fitness to begin with.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Mupepe on June 12, 2016, 02:32:00 PM
Do you have the option of a standing desk or something?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Kara on June 12, 2016, 02:37:54 PM
My business is primarily subcontracting onsite so not really. Could install one in my personal office but I'm barely there.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Samson Manhug on June 12, 2016, 03:13:18 PM
The last time I saw my abs was probably fall 2013 and I have been chasing the dragon ever since. If I ever get them back I’ll post picture so we know abs when you’re married and in your 30s is possible.

If you never see a picture, then. . .

I have been looking forward to posting this picture. It’s not exactly accurate, though. I’ve been separated from my wife for several months and I used a couple of camera tricks:

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Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 12, 2016, 03:49:09 PM
And here I am unmarried and with a belly at 27.  Would that I had been a soldier and not a grad student!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Mupepe on June 12, 2016, 05:12:58 PM
My business is primarily subcontracting onsite so not really. Could install one in my personal office but I'm barely there.
That sucks. Thats about all I know for staying somewhat active in an office.
The last time I saw my abs was probably fall 2013 and I have been chasing the dragon ever since. If I ever get them back I’ll post picture so we know abs when you’re married and in your 30s is possible.

If you never see a picture, then. . .

I have been looking forward to posting this picture. It’s not exactly accurate, though. I’ve been separated from my wife for several months and I used a couple of camera tricks:

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Welp, that's motivation
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: chronovore on June 14, 2016, 12:14:20 AM
Holy shit!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: ToxicAdam on June 14, 2016, 01:00:01 PM
Divorce diet, brehs. Lots of emotional pain in those gains.

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Samson Manhug on June 14, 2016, 01:36:14 PM
 :'(
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Kara on June 14, 2016, 01:39:46 PM
I thought like separated as in deployed. :snoop Sorry to hear, Sam.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Samson Manhug on June 14, 2016, 01:41:10 PM
It started out like that and then took a surprise turn for the worst.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 14, 2016, 01:49:55 PM
O shit I thought it was just a job thing too.  Sorry dude. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Mupepe on June 14, 2016, 02:38:42 PM
Yeah same here.  We are all some optimistic fuckers except TA!  But now it makes more sense why the abs are back :doge
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Boogie on June 14, 2016, 07:28:52 PM
Damn Manhug, that's a rough go.  That being said...

The last time I saw my abs was probably fall 2013 and I have been chasing the dragon ever since. If I ever get them back I’ll post picture so we know abs when you’re married and in your 30s is possible.

If you never see a picture, then. . .

I have been looking forward to posting this picture. It’s not exactly accurate, though. I’ve been separated from my wife for several months and I used a couple of camera tricks:

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(http://i.imgur.com/VaRIx4X.jpg?1)
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Damn.  What kind of "camera tricks" are we talking here?  If you just mean angles and lighting, I don't think that counts as cheating.  :P

And to have you go from "maaaan, haven't seen my abs in foreeeever" to "oh look, there they are, lol" in barely two months is maddening.  >:(    :lol







Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: chronovore on June 15, 2016, 11:09:02 PM
Oh, shit, Samson. Sorry to hear about the divorce.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Mupepe on June 21, 2016, 11:38:32 AM
Question: how does a deadlift work the legs?

The way I assume how it works is, squats works mostly glutes and quadriceps, deadlifts the hamstrings
They really work all of the legs.  You're driving into the ground at the beginning of the lift using some quads and then the lockout with the hips activates the hamstrings and glutes.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Tasty on June 27, 2016, 10:22:25 PM
I've talked before about my progress swimming, but to be honest it's been a lot of start and stop. One of my resolutions was not to miss more than five weeks in the pool out of the entire year, and let's just say I failed spectacularly with that one.

My goal for the past few years has been the "0 to 1650" program (http://ruthkazez.com/ZeroTo1mile.html), which in layman's terms is swimming an entire mile (swimmer's mile being 1650 yards.) Every year it seems like I'm ramping up to get closer and closer, before eventually losing interest. Even the start of this year was a lot of starts and stops, just look:

(http://i.imgur.com/PX09Ljn.png)

Last week I broke a four-week hiatus and went twice. I did 1000 and 1200 yards, with my most without stopping being 400 yards. My overall record for most without stopping was 600 yards.

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cl_96RjWEAEiM_M.jpg:small)

Today, I did 1200 yards. Without stopping. 48 lengths/laps at once.

I have no idea how it happened. Part of it might have been shaving my nose hair as I alluded in the triumph thread, but it could also be I start putting my ab carver (https://www.amazon.com/Perfect-Fitness-Ab-Carver-Sport/dp/B00MBEVVEC/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1467080109&sr=8-3&keywords=ab+carver) to work last week. I honestly have no clue.

I was approaching 400 yards again and I was like, "Huh, I think I can do more." Then 800, then 1000, then finally 1200. For the first time my arms didn't get tired and I wasn't gasping for air after 300 yards. Felt like I could do even more but it seemed like a good place to stop. Gonna push myself even more next time!

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cl_-84wXIAAvSDj.jpg:small)

42 minutes of nonstop swimming, easily the most I've done at once by over half.

Never been more pumped. I thought I'd have to claw and scratch my way back to my status from last summer, but I just blew two levels past that in the 0 to 1650 program. In one night.

Yeah this is a humble brag (minus some humility) but fuck it, don't give a shit. 🏊 Thanks for reading my ranting, haha.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Kara on June 27, 2016, 10:46:07 PM
Respect Andy-kun. :respect
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Tasty on June 27, 2016, 11:01:21 PM
Respect Andy-kun. :respect

Thanks Kara-san. :mynicca

How's life in Yowapeda?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Kara on June 28, 2016, 12:20:59 AM
When I was gone from here I was carrying an insane workload and my fitness was an easy casualty in the ensuing tumult. (I had been quite dedicated prior to all that to, which makes the sting of defeat... sting... even more.) I wanted to do a couple of fondos this summer / fall but after riding a fairly easy one I knew it would be folly to attempt any additional ones this year.

Anyway, part of the reason I'm looking to buy an old French bike is that I run a lot of errands locally that are too far away to really walk to, but driving to run them is unbelievably wasteful. Hopefully having a bike built without racing DNA* will facilitate running all those errands in a healthier manner and I can start chipping away at the damage I did to myself in exchange for lots and lots of money.

To indulge in pithy celebrity quote peddling, it never gets easier, you just go faster (http://www.velominati.com/the-rules/#10). :punch

*Racing bicycles being incredibly impractical at doing anything beyond: going fast, climbing mountains, and showing off how much disposable income you have.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Tasty on June 28, 2016, 12:35:49 AM
Yeah a coworker was telling me how much he paid for his last bike and I was like  :dizzy
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Kara on June 28, 2016, 12:48:21 AM
My girlfriend came with me to the stage of the Tour of California I went to and I rather enjoyed her reaction when I told her the bike in front of us at a vendor's booth at the finish line retailed for $14,000 (http://www.bianchiusa.com/bikes/road/extreme-racing/specialissima-super-record-eps-compact/). :lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Tasty on June 28, 2016, 09:14:06 AM
Today, I did 1200 yards. Without stopping. 48 lengths/laps at once.

I have no idea how it happened. Part of it might have been shaving my nose hair as I alluded in the triumph thread, but it could also be I start putting my ab carver (https://www.amazon.com/Perfect-Fitness-Ab-Carver-Sport/dp/B00MBEVVEC/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1467080109&sr=8-3&keywords=ab+carver) to work last week.

Shaved nose hair?

'Ab carver'?

Bruh... you have no idea how the human body works, do you :rofl

Absolutely none! And I freely admit so.

But something clicked last night. I'm inclined it has something to do with those two things over the supernatural, but I'm not ruling that out either. 🤔
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: nachobro on June 28, 2016, 02:23:47 PM
Been doing a bit of biking (indoor) and dieting but not being consistent about it. Now that I'm turning 31 I figured it's time to get serious. Got a Ninja blender and been drinking veggie shakes daily, eating less in general, using the bike 6 days a week, and I ordered a small kettlebell, T+, and that ab carver thing that Tasty linked.

I'm already down 8 pounds in a week just from biking and diet and the rest of the workout stuff should be showing up this week. Now I just need to figure out what to do with it. Wish me luck!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: nachobro on June 28, 2016, 02:35:12 PM
275 after I got back from my last business trip. It probably is a little fast but I don't feel odd or lightheaded or anything so I think I'm okay. I have to see the doctor next week anyway so I'll talk to him about it then.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Mupepe on June 28, 2016, 02:43:58 PM
8 pounds in your first week isn't surprising.  I usually drop 6 pounds every Monday when I drop the water weight from the weekend eating. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Tasty on June 28, 2016, 04:09:48 PM
and that ab carver thing that Tasty linked.

Nice! It's pretty legit, right?

What's your setup like? Been trying this one I found on Reddit:

Quote
4 weeks of 5 sets of 10 rollouts twice a week (Monday and Friday)
4 weeks of 5 sets of 20 rollouts twice a week (Monday and Friday)
4 weeks of 4 sets of 25 rollouts three times a week (Monday, Wednesday, Friday)
4 weeks of 3 sets of 33 (last set 34) 5 days a week (Monday-Friday)
On week 2 of this one. 3 sets of 10 of standing rollouts twice a week (Monday and Friday)

I heard the left and right rollouts could do some serious harm so I've been somewhat avoiding them.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: nachobro on June 28, 2016, 04:21:09 PM
I just ordered it today so it'll be here Thursday. :D I actually was looking around for a schedule with it. How do you feel that setup is working for you? If it's good I'll just copy that.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Tasty on June 28, 2016, 04:29:31 PM
It feels like a lot for me but I've rarely done dry-land exercises, haha. I'm sure you'll be fine. If I had been using it for longer I could tell you what's been working/not working but I only started using it last week.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Kara on June 28, 2016, 05:35:57 PM
Good luck nacho, welcome to the pile of sweaty men. :cody

Biking is great for someone in your situation (you can do a lot more cardio than if you were jogging since it's comparatively low impact). I'd suggest thinking about an outdoor bike eventually so you get some rays too / get a more complete workout carrying your weight.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Tasty on June 28, 2016, 05:55:01 PM
Good luck nacho, welcome to the pile of sweaty men. :cody

Biking is great for someone in your situation (you can do a lot more cardio than if you were jogging since it's comparatively low impact). I'd suggest thinking about an outdoor bike eventually so you get some rays too / get a more complete workout carrying your weight.

I've thought a LOT about biking since moving here, but the thing is...

Biking.

In Boston.

With Boston/MA drivers.

The thought terrified me so much I jumped into a pool for exercise instead, haha. But eventually I'll probably have to man up.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: nachobro on June 28, 2016, 06:37:03 PM
Good luck nacho, welcome to the pile of sweaty men. :cody

Biking is great for someone in your situation (you can do a lot more cardio than if you were jogging since it's comparatively low impact). I'd suggest thinking about an outdoor bike eventually so you get some rays too / get a more complete workout carrying your weight.
I used to be big into mountain biking since there are a ton of great trails in New Mexico. Then I got lazy and fat. But I still have the bike! However for the past few weeks its been 90-100+ outside and I'm a giant puss. Once the temps even out I'll do some outside biking for sure.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Kara on June 28, 2016, 06:46:50 PM
You're not alone in that apprehension, Andy-kun. Bike Snob NYC (a blog I regularly read based out of New York) has given me a bit of pause and I have a longstanding death wish.

Cyclocross is big in Boston (http://clementcycling.com/bos) and that doesn't use public roads, if you want other (local) options. That's racing on a closed course with mixed terrain where you have to hop off your bike and carry it over your shoulder. It's pretty metal, actually.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Mupepe on June 28, 2016, 07:12:43 PM
Where in New Mexico, Nacho? I'm from Alamogordo.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: nachobro on June 28, 2016, 07:40:36 PM
I'm in Albuquerque
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Mupepe on June 28, 2016, 07:46:24 PM
I love ABQ. You my bro, bro.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: nachobro on June 28, 2016, 08:32:03 PM
Glad to see another New Mexican around! If you're ever in town we can grab a beer :D
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Mupepe on June 28, 2016, 08:54:47 PM
I grew up in NM but I live in Houston now. I'll definitely be back your way often though!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Tasty on June 29, 2016, 02:42:36 AM
You're not alone in that apprehension, Andy-kun. Bike Snob NYC (a blog I regularly read based out of New York) has given me a bit of pause and I have a longstanding death wish.

Cyclocross is big in Boston (http://clementcycling.com/bos) and that doesn't use public roads, if you want other (local) options. That's racing on a closed course with mixed terrain where you have to hop off your bike and carry it over your shoulder. It's pretty metal, actually.

On my way to/from work today I kept an eye out and there seem to be a decent amount of non-road options for biking near me. So I might take it up.

When I've saved enough for a good bike.

Which is after my new video editing/gaming PC.

Which is after Bore-con.

:stahp
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Tasty on June 29, 2016, 02:51:32 AM
Anyways, Google Fit got a huge update today. It desperately needed one, since it was pretty much the definition of "bare-bones" and the minimum you could get by calling a "fitness app."

To make my point, old version:

(http://i.imgur.com/E2shxHql.png)

And the new version:

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmGIkO4WkAAQWhS.jpg:small)

^ My screenshot. :)

The best part of the new update, aside from much better use of color, is customizable goals. Previously these were locked into the format of "X calories or distance per day." Now they're "X of Y per Z," for instance "2 times of Swimming per Week." There's even scalable widgets for each goal you add (I have a tiny 1x1 for my 3x/week swimming goal on my homescreen as a reminder.)

Google Fit overall is a pretty decent package now. Although most people think it's Android Wear-only, it syncs with lots of fitness trackers (including my Speedo Shine.) It can also pump data to a decent number of sites including MyFitnessPal, et al.

My biggest feature request for this app now is some kind of social feed. All my friends use non-Misfit trackers so it's a crapshoot to compare and leaderboard-attack across all of them, and Google Fit has the potential to be a neutral third-party common ground between all of them. Maybe one day.

(Also I'm unsure what to categorize the Ab Carver workouts as, so I put them as "Aerobics" for now. :doge)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Tasty on June 29, 2016, 03:06:39 AM
Also speaking of the ab carver, some personal observations which may or may not be of use to nachobro (keep in mind I'm a fitness noob overall):

- Having a wall to stop at is pretty much required, at least at first.
- This is gonna sound hella gay, but my natural inclination when in the starting position is to inverse-arc my back and push my butt out - this is bad. Instead, arc it the other way (so you look like a frightened/angry cat.)
- When rolling out, keep your head down in between your arms and looking straight down.
- Also when rolling out, don't try and "flatten" yourself so your arms continue straight from your back. Your arms need to be at an angle so you support yourself. I realized that if you try to go "flat," your arms sort of lock up and you're not really supporting your own weight any more. (Trying to explain this in text is hard.)
- Sort of goes without saying but you should be using your core to get you back to the starting position, not your back or arms/elbows. (In fact your elbows shouldn't bend at all during the entire workout.)

Anyways these are just some tidbits I've learned over the last ~2 weeks of using it. If you tear a rotator cuff or something don't sue me. :P
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Alcoholic Fish on June 29, 2016, 06:31:58 AM
Think I pulled something in my lower back and I don't know how. I can still do chest/tri, right?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Mupepe on June 29, 2016, 07:48:09 AM
Think I pulled something in my lower back and I don't know how. I can still do chest/tri, right?
Probably.  See how it feels when you work your way up in weight.  If you don't feel anything go for it.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Boogie on June 30, 2016, 06:24:37 PM
180.6 on the scales post-workout, and my abs still can't come close to The Business's.  Life's not fair, brehs. :'(

I attribute my recent extra drop in weight due to moving to a two-a-day workout regimen.  I've been doing a quick  20-minute workout before my shifts, usually cardio/sprints, and then my usual strength/jiu jitsu/hockey workouts after work.

Well, that plus stress. Lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Tasty on June 30, 2016, 09:42:13 PM
It was broken up into three sets (1x1200, 3x100, 3x50) but I finally swam a swimmer's mile tonight!

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmPQKXaWIAAoYVR.jpg:small)

After two years of doing the 0 to 1650 program (http://ruthkazez.com/swimming/ZeroTo1mile.html) I finally hit 1650!

Of course the next step is to swim it all at once, but I'll get to that next week. :)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: nachobro on June 30, 2016, 11:27:22 PM
That ab roller is a workout, Tasty. You were right. It's tough to do it right. Every natural impulse I have for how I position my body while using it is wrong. :lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Tasty on June 30, 2016, 11:38:56 PM
That ab roller is a workout, Tasty. You were right. It's tough to do it right. Every natural impulse I have for how I position my body while using it is wrong. :lol

:lol Haha yup! And of course if you're like me, you watch all the vids on YouTube about how to do it but it doesn't translate into your body actually doing it correctly.

As long as you keep at it and don't pull something, I think you'll get it eventually. At least I hope so, since I'm only a couple steps ahead of you. :lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: nachobro on June 30, 2016, 11:48:27 PM
Yeah I've been watching a ton of videos and all those make it look so easy. :lol I think I did okay for day one, I'll just keep at it and keep improving
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Mupepe on July 01, 2016, 07:46:17 AM
180.6 on the scales post-workout, and my abs still can't come close to The Business's.  Life's not fair, brehs. :'(

I attribute my recent extra drop in weight due to moving to a two-a-day workout regimen.  I've been doing a quick  20-minute workout before my shifts, usually cardio/sprints, and then my usual strength/jiu jitsu/hockey workouts after work.

Well, that plus stress. Lol
I'm glad to hear the new routine is working out for you!  I think I may switch to a 5/3/1 routine where I go in and do my compound sets - maybe 1 assistance and bail the F out.  I just don't have the time anymore to do all the accessory work and I honestly don't care enough.  I just want to be strong and my numbers are getting back up.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Samson Manhug on July 01, 2016, 12:35:49 PM
Add more stress is the best ab advice I can give. Much more.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Samson Manhug on July 01, 2016, 01:17:22 PM
I’m talking about deep psychological and emotional stress. Eventually you’ll quit eating and next thing you know you have abs.

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Real talk though, ab isolation exercises are unnecessary for 99% of the population. Abs are made in the kitchen.
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Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Tasty on July 01, 2016, 01:28:46 PM
You'll never get visible, cut abs by staying in the kitchen. I get that it's pithy shorthand for the where the majority of the work has to be, but it's technically wrong.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Samson Manhug on July 01, 2016, 01:48:30 PM
I respectfully disagree. Visible, "cut" (this term is meaningless) abs are similar to visible ribs: these things exist under the subcutaneous fat underneath the skin on your abdomen. You can grow your abs slightly (very slightly—these muscles are so small that an increase in size of 10% would be almost unnoticeable), but if the subcutaneous fat is there then you still can't see them.

Fat loss is essentially diet and cardio—mostly diet, but cardio hovering at a BPM equaling your weight minus age if you're already fat adapted (in Ketogenesis) will help. Crunches, ab rolling, etc. is basically pointless if your goal is visibility unless you're already on point with your diet, at 5% body fat, and need an edge for your swimsuit competition.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Mupepe on July 01, 2016, 01:50:18 PM
We've had this same argument with the same people just a few pages back :lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Samson Manhug on July 01, 2016, 01:55:11 PM
It’s a common argument especially with people new to fitness. But like driving a manual, no one was born knowing it, so it’s silly to make fun of people who don’t know how. Us old timers just had to be patient with them.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Tasty on July 01, 2016, 02:26:23 PM
I respectfully disagree. Visible, "cut" (this term is meaningless) abs are similar to visible ribs: these things exist under the subcutaneous fat underneath the skin on your abdomen. You can grow your abs slightly (very slightly—these muscles are so small that an increase in size of 10% would be almost unnoticeable), but if the subcutaneous fat is there then you still can't see them.

The issue is that getting rid of enough fat to see them through only dieting, you're doing a lot of harm to your body in other areas. You'll likely become underweight before you start seeing your abs if you're specifically dieting for that purpose. All skinny underweight guys I've seen have visible ribs, but none of them have visible abdominal muscles.

Focused workouts targeted at your core burn that last bit of fat that would be unhealthy to try and get rid of through diet alone.

I admit to not being experienced in fitness so apologies if there's studies out there disproving the above.

For the record I didn't know that you could make your abs "bigger," I've always operated under the assumption of burning the fat atop them in order to reveal them.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Mupepe on July 01, 2016, 02:28:28 PM
It’s a common argument especially with people new to fitness. But like driving a manual, no one was born knowing it, so it’s silly to make fun of people who don’t know how. Us old timers just had to be patient with them.
Agreed.  Not making fun of anyone.  Just thought it was funny that we came back full circle. 

I respectfully disagree. Visible, "cut" (this term is meaningless) abs are similar to visible ribs: these things exist under the subcutaneous fat underneath the skin on your abdomen. You can grow your abs slightly (very slightly—these muscles are so small that an increase in size of 10% would be almost unnoticeable), but if the subcutaneous fat is there then you still can't see them.

The issue is that getting rid of enough fat to see them through only dieting, you're doing a lot of harm to your body in other areas. You'll likely become underweight before you start seeing your abs if you're specifically dieting for that purpose.

Focused workouts targeted at your core burn that last bit of fat that would be unhealthy to try and get rid of through diet alone.

I admit to not being experienced in fitness so apologies if there's studies out there disproving the above.
You can't spot reduce fat.  So targeting your core doesn't burn any last bit of fat.  Diet and any kind of calorie burning exercise gets rid of that last bit of fat which brings us right back to where this argument always goes.

Edit: If you become underweight while dieting then you don't have a proper diet.  I think when someone tells you that abs are made in the kitchen it's always with the assumption that you know how to properly plan and execute a diet.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Tasty on July 01, 2016, 02:29:11 PM
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Boogie on July 01, 2016, 07:33:06 PM
I respectfully disagree. Visible, "cut" (this term is meaningless) abs are similar to visible ribs: these things exist under the subcutaneous fat underneath the skin on your abdomen. You can grow your abs slightly (very slightly—these muscles are so small that an increase in size of 10% would be almost unnoticeable), but if the subcutaneous fat is there then you still can't see them.

The issue is that getting rid of enough fat to see them through only dieting, you're doing a lot of harm to your body in other areas. You'll likely become underweight before you start seeing your abs if you're specifically dieting for that purpose. All skinny underweight guys I've seen have visible ribs, but none of them have visible abdominal muscles.

Focused workouts targeted at your core burn that last bit of fat that would be unhealthy to try and get rid of through diet alone.

I admit to not being experienced in fitness so apologies if there's studies out there disproving the above.

For the record I didn't know that you could make your abs "bigger," I've always operated under the assumption of burning the fat atop them in order to reveal them.

Gawdammit, Andy
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Mupepe on July 01, 2016, 07:41:38 PM
i did hear about fat collecting around the waist can be caused by stress or some shit

so you can't target where you lose fat but belly fat might be an exception
No. Belly fat is not an exception. If it was, there would actually be some secret that made someone crazy rich because everyone wants to lose belly fat. Fat distribution is determined by genetics, or at least all the conclusive research points to that. The idea that you can spot reduce fat is shit peddled by magazines because it promotes quick fix thinking.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Kara on July 01, 2016, 09:53:25 PM
"Burn belly fat now!" is huge in cycling mags. :lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Tasty on July 02, 2016, 12:09:23 PM
Gawdammit, Andy

;)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on July 02, 2016, 05:00:04 PM
https://www.facebook.com/gymratpat/?fref=nf

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: nachobro on July 06, 2016, 03:27:48 PM
Birthday weekend came with much partying and some undoing of my hard work. Gained back a bunch all at once. :'( However I'm still down and my manboobs are noticeably smaller so I'm still saying this is a victory. :doge
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Tasty on July 06, 2016, 10:54:56 PM
Last week I humble-bragged about doing 1200 continuous yards in the pool, and expressed hope of hitting my goal of 1650 yards after three years of swimming.

1650 yards is a "swimmer's mile." A "real" mile is 1760.

Today I thought, why settle? So I put in four extra lengths to hit 1750. It's 10 yards off, but I'm gonna call it a mile anyways.

It's been a long crazy road to get here (70 lengths without stopping!), and I almost can't believe it myself, but I've achieved my three-year fitness goal (and then some.)

Onto the next one! 🏊

(http://i.imgur.com/nwPad7Nl.jpg)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 08, 2016, 06:04:51 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_vUxEvEdbs&feature=youtu.be
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Boogie on July 08, 2016, 06:13:32 PM
180.6 on the scales post-workout, and my abs still can't come close to The Business's.  Life's not fair, brehs. :'(

I attribute my recent extra drop in weight due to moving to a two-a-day workout regimen.  I've been doing a quick  20-minute workout before my shifts, usually cardio/sprints, and then my usual strength/jiu jitsu/hockey workouts after work.

Well, that plus stress. Lol
I'm glad to hear the new routine is working out for you!  I think I may switch to a 5/3/1 routine where I go in and do my compound sets - maybe 1 assistance and bail the F out.  I just don't have the time anymore to do all the accessory work and I honestly don't care enough.  I just want to be strong and my numbers are getting back up.

I think this is kinda funny, because although the "two workouts a day" thing is clearly having results, I find I'm still working out the kinks of figuring out when to do a strength workout, when to do a quick interval cardio workout, or something circuit-based.  I've also started incorporating a *little* bit of Olympic lifts into what I do, clean and jerk, power cleans.   I like them, but I feel i don't quite know what the fuck I'm doing with them too :lol

And yeah, fuck accessory work :punch   Meat-and-potatoes shit all the way!  :punch


181.4 on the scale this morning, 179.0 lbs post-workout in the afternoon.  I think it's almost time for another progress pic, because this has got to be near peak-lean Boogie.  I'm fucking swimming in my clothes now. :lol

Still rocking lift numbers that would shock the fuck out of me the last time I weighed 179 lbs though.  ;)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 08, 2016, 08:21:54 PM
http://i.imgur.com/WkvD49g.gifv

OMG
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Tasty on July 08, 2016, 10:52:00 PM
Broke another personal record tonight: most yards in a single session.

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cm4xbemWEAAjbxK.jpg:small)

This was broken up into four sets (didn't realize how sore I was from Wednesday until I was in the pool) but it's still more than a mile.

I finally don't feel like a poser in the pool anymore, haha. Guess I'm legit now.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Tasty on July 11, 2016, 10:49:46 PM
(https://i.imgsafe.org/457617da6b.png)

Did my Friday record of 1800 yards, except this time I did it without stopping. 😃 🏊

Also I've been thinking a lot about my various exchanges here with Mupepe and others and put simply, I'd like to apologize. Not to deflect blame but an entire lifetime of "workout = muscles, diet = meh" conditioning is hard to lose.

With that said, I wasn't as anti-diet as I appeared here - I've integrated changes in my diet as far back as last year to get the results, but mostly light changes like less soda and more protein.

Now that I've actually beaten my original swimming goals the pendulum has swung back to my diet and I'm making far more drastic changes there. I've done various research in recent weeks and my goals are less fat, sugar, and carbs. In practice this translates to:

- Low-fat milk instead of whole milk (which I love :()
- No soda, candy, and half my normal amount of sugar in my coffee
- Less red meat (which I love :() and more "lean" meat like turkey, chicken and fish
- More straight-up protein (whey)
- More green vegetables and berries (already doing well here)

I have several sources which seems to point to these being the right decision, but I'm open to any suggestions you guys have. :) As I said I feel bad about our previous arguments, but I also really wanted to "earn" it through working out...

Going to buy Lose It premium (since my friend works there and it's discounted right now), since it lets me track specific fat/sugar levels in food. Just not sure what I should be targeting right now haha. I think it has some in-app guides to help there too.

Also planning on doing this 1800 yard set three times a week. Hopefully I'll get the look I'm going after. :)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Samson Manhug on July 11, 2016, 11:26:52 PM
Grats on your swimming PRs and no need to apologize. We were all there once. If you're eating less fat, sugar, and carbs, does that mean your diet is mostly protein? Have you read anything yet about healthy fats?

It takes probably a lifetime to really get your macros on point and balance the right amount of nutrients—even the gurus change their recommendations over the years as new studies come out. My advice is to not look for the perfect diet and stick to that, because it doesn't exist. Keep doing what you're do doing: experimenting and reading.

If you're into podcasts, I recommend "Fat Burning Man" with Abel James. He interviews a wide variety of experts so you get some varied approaches in diet and nutrition (and even psychology). The show is really positive and always motivates me.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: El Babua on July 12, 2016, 12:01:11 AM
Ate Popeyes for lunch and now plantains alongside chicken, rice and beans for my post-workour. Delicious fat and sugar  :aah

Felt really strong doing squats and Deadlift today for the first time in ages. Worked up to a 225 triple for squats and finished up with 8x185 for volume on the final set.

Worked up to a 275 triple on DL. Felt really good doing both exercises instead of lethargic going into most of my sets the last couple months!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Tasty on July 12, 2016, 12:19:28 AM
Grats on your swimming PRs and no need to apologize. We were all there once. If you're eating less fat, sugar, and carbs, does that mean your diet is mostly protein? Have you read anything yet about healthy fats?

Thanks.

Seems to be mostly protein yeah, and I have not read anything about healthy fats. If it lets me continue eating red meat I'm all for it. :P

It takes probably a lifetime to really get your macros on point and balance the right amount of nutrients—even the gurus change their recommendations over the years as new studies come out. My advice is to not look for the perfect diet and stick to that, because it doesn't exist. Keep doing what you're do doing: experimenting and reading.

:)

If you're into podcasts, I recommend "Fat Burning Man" with Abel James. He interviews a wide variety of experts so you get some varied approaches in diet and nutrition (and even psychology). The show is really positive and always motivates me.

Hm might give an episode or two a shot, thanks for the rec!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on July 12, 2016, 02:46:51 AM
You can always eat red meat bro, but don't do it more then once a week :)

Also the more rare the healthier (cancer wise) as carcogenic substances increase when the meat is well done.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on July 12, 2016, 02:52:45 AM
I don't do any excersice except cycle commute 13km during the week (most of the days).

This coupled with a healthy diet since coming back from summer holiday (10 days all inclusive haha) already resulted in me dropping 2/3 kilo. Down to 83ish this morning.

If I keep at it I'll prob be at a healthy 81 soon.

At my fattest I was 90, my lowest as an adult is just under 80 when I used to hit the gym and hat a fat percentage of 10%.

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: nachobro on July 12, 2016, 11:31:25 AM
People keep telling me I need a fitband but I'm not sure why. However this thing is pretty cheap today so I might go for it. Anyone know if it's good? https://www.amazon.com/Garmin-v%C3%ADvofit-Fitness-Band-Black/dp/B00HFPOXM4

Also down to 261, feeling good. :D
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: nachobro on July 12, 2016, 12:22:59 PM
My bike has a heart rate monitor on it, which seems fine. I just didn't know if I was missing the point on these fitbands or what.

Diet is something I've been working on a lot. I used to be a fast food/taco bell guy for lunch every day. Now I'm doing a veggie shake (12 oz OJ, 1/2 cucumber, carrot, celery, apple, some weird "cytogreens' powder) every day instead. Also I've cut snacking between meals down a ton and I'm not eating the millions of cakes/donuts/muffins etc that are put out in the office every day. Dinners I always made something at home every day anyway so I'm just making slightly healthier stuff instead.

Obviously I'm not 100% perfect at it but I'm definitely improving.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Boogie on July 12, 2016, 01:28:07 PM
I present to you, Peak-Lean Boogie:

spoiler (click to show/hide)
(http://i.imgur.com/l2peVIp.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/vo7omCU.jpg)

[close]

Although I am overall very satisfied with how this 9-month Bulk-then-lean process has played out, I believe I must now accept that it is fate that I will never quite be able to defeat Biz in the abs battle.   :'(
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Tasty on July 12, 2016, 02:23:54 PM
You can always eat red meat bro, but don't do it more then once a week :)

Also the more rare the healthier (cancer wise) as carcogenic substances increase when the meat is well done.

For me it's usually 2-3 times a week. >.>

And I like my stuff on the rarer side (not super bloody, but at more juicy pinkness than not.)

(https://i.imgsafe.org/457617da6b.png)

Did my Friday record of 1800 yards, except this time I did it without stopping. 😃 🏊

266 calories in 42 minutes is seems kinda low

when I cycle past 40 minutes I'm always above 500 calories burned according to my heart rate monitor

although I don't really care about calories burned when I work out

I'm guessing when you swim your heart rate stays in the range of 120-130 or so

Yeah I don't really pay attention to the calorie thing, it seems off more often than not (for instance it said I burned more Friday even though I know I went harder last night.)

I present to you, Peak-Lean Boogie:

spoiler (click to show/hide)
(http://i.imgur.com/l2peVIp.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/vo7omCU.jpg)

[close]

Although I am overall very satisfied with how this 9-month Bulk-then-lean process has played out, I believe I must now accept that it is fate that I will never quite be able to defeat Biz in the abs battle.   :'(

 :o :o :o
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Tasty on July 12, 2016, 02:32:16 PM
People keep telling me I need a fitband but I'm not sure why. However this thing is pretty cheap today so I might go for it. Anyone know if it's good? https://www.amazon.com/Garmin-v%C3%ADvofit-Fitness-Band-Black/dp/B00HFPOXM4

Also down to 261, feeling good. :D

Garmin's probably my favorite overall fitness band maker, but that's probably because they're the only big boy manufacturer that gives a shit about swimmers. :lol Case in point, that Vivofit (like the rest of their entire line) is waterproof to 50 meters (which means you can swim laps with it.) None of the other big names offer even one waterproof tracker in their lineup, even to 30 meters (the minimum.) You can get them waterproofed aftermarket (for a pricey markup) (http://waterfi.com/waterproof-fitbit-flex) but it won't track anything in the pool correctly, so what's the point... *bitter*

Although I do love my Misfit Shine, it unfortunately just doesn't give in-depth statistics nor is there much of a social scene (I know 1-2 people IRL with Garmins and thus using Garmin Connect, and precisely zero people with Misfits.)

As for that Vivofit specifically, I heard it's pretty good especially at that price. Just keep in mind it's two generations old, Garmin recently put out the Vivofit 3 and speaking as someone who is EXTREMELY vain about wearables (I mean I chose Misfit, lol) it looks like one of the most attractive fit bands you can buy:

(http://i.imgur.com/9ZlQGktl.jpg)

It's also double the price of course (https://www.amazon.com/Garmin-vivofit-Activity-Tracker-Regular/dp/B01BKUB66K/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1468348071&sr=8-3&keywords=vivofit+3), but it probably also has some improvements over the original. (I heard the Vivofit 2 and 3 improve on the clasp of the first, which I've read can be flaky.)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Mupepe on July 12, 2016, 03:25:04 PM
Boogs :)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: nachobro on July 12, 2016, 06:18:15 PM
Garmin's probably my favorite overall fitness band maker, but that's probably because they're the only big boy manufacturer that gives a shit about swimmers. :lol Case in point, that Vivofit (like the rest of their entire line) is waterproof to 50 meters (which means you can swim laps with it.) None of the other big names offer even one waterproof tracker in their lineup, even to 30 meters (the minimum.) You can get them waterproofed aftermarket (for a pricey markup) (http://waterfi.com/waterproof-fitbit-flex) but it won't track anything in the pool correctly, so what's the point... *bitter*

Although I do love my Misfit Shine, it unfortunately just doesn't give in-depth statistics nor is there much of a social scene (I know 1-2 people IRL with Garmins and thus using Garmin Connect, and precisely zero people with Misfits.)

As for that Vivofit specifically, I heard it's pretty good especially at that price. Just keep in mind it's two generations old, Garmin recently put out the Vivofit 3 and speaking as someone who is EXTREMELY vain about wearables (I mean I chose Misfit, lol) it looks like one of the most attractive fit bands you can buy:

(http://i.imgur.com/9ZlQGktl.jpg)

It's also double the price of course (https://www.amazon.com/Garmin-vivofit-Activity-Tracker-Regular/dp/B01BKUB66K/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1468348071&sr=8-3&keywords=vivofit+3), but it probably also has some improvements over the original. (I heard the Vivofit 2 and 3 improve on the clasp of the first, which I've read can be flaky.)
Yeah the price is appealing but most of my cardio is on a stationary bike so a fitband probably isn't too useful for me. When it comes to tech stuff that isn't my desktop/laptop I'm kinda distinguished mentally-challenged so thanks for the info. :)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Tasty on July 12, 2016, 06:22:38 PM
There's secondary benefits too like sleep monitoring and alerts for when you should stand up and walk around since sitting is bad.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Take My Breh Away on July 16, 2016, 07:05:49 AM
Got hit with the plateau struggle this week. My main lifts seem to have just quit advancing :goty   

Just managing my cals. Just matching protein to weight. Eating clean. I added 20 minutes HIIT to the end of my workout lately as well. I'm not bulking or cutting either. Just trying to do a nice three month "Get back to normal" routine using a three day Reg Park beginner split (All the compound lifts lifts plus bicep and calf accessory work) and cardio. But I'm nowhere near ready to do a cut or a bulk. Wondering if I should just hold till end of August (Which was my plan all along) or switch now.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Mupepe on July 16, 2016, 09:38:08 AM
Did you already try a reset?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Tasty on July 16, 2016, 11:39:38 PM
Wondering what y'all think of this: http://www.bodybuilding.com/fun/brewster26.htm

Mostly this part:

(http://www.bodybuilding.com/fun/images/2015/a-beginners-guide-to-losing-body-fat_11.jpg)

I bought Lose It Premium exclusively to track this macronutrient stuff, and this seems like a good direction to keep headed but I'd like some input from some actual human beings. :P
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Mupepe on July 16, 2016, 11:43:05 PM
Macro breakdown depends on your goals really. And based on a 2000 calorie diet that's about 250 grams of protein. That's probably overkill for the average person.

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Tasty on July 16, 2016, 11:49:23 PM
Macro breakdown depends on your goals really. And based on a 2000 calorie diet that's about 250 grams of protein. That's probably overkill for the average person.

My calculated diet is 1821 calories, from that same article. So... >.>

What would be a good target then?

Goal is to go from 20 to 15% body fat. I know that may take a while but I feel pretty committed. I have an entire year of Lose It Premium I have to use after all!  :D

On a related note my grocery list tonight:

- 3 steaks
- 4 chicken breasts
- strawberries
- carrots
- Greek yogurt
- coffee
- apricots
- bananas
- pinot noir

Not too much different from my normal list except for stuff I didn't buy (cookies, chips, ice cream, whole milk, white bread.)

I'm also committing to not have any more soda outside cocktails from now on.

(I know this is all kindergarten stuff lol. :P)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Mupepe on July 17, 2016, 12:13:37 AM
It's not a bad macro if you're trying to lose weight. Calories in and calories out will matter a lot more with that breakdown though. I'd drop the carbs a little more and up the fat a bit more. Carb counting has always been the easiest weight loss method for me.

Just a note, there is nothing wrong with fruit as far as health goes but they do you no favors when it comes to weight loss.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Tasty on July 17, 2016, 01:19:12 AM
I'm not trying to lose weight, I've actually achieved my goal of increasing to 140 or so and I'm pretty happy with that. :)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Samson Manhug on July 17, 2016, 02:26:21 AM
If you lose fat and don't replace it with muscle you will lose weight.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Tasty on July 17, 2016, 03:20:41 AM
If you lose fat and don't replace it with muscle you will lose weight.

But that's basically replacing it with protein right? 🤔
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Mupepe on July 17, 2016, 06:20:35 AM
If you lose fat and don't replace it with muscle you will lose weight.

But that's basically replacing it with protein right? 🤔
No. Eating protein won't make you gain muscle. Hypertrophic stimulation makes you gain muscle and you need the protein and the right exercises to make that happen.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Mupepe on July 17, 2016, 06:21:40 AM
Does anyone know anything about candy/sugar making aerobic exercise more difficult.

Lately I've been very sluggish when cycling and the past few weeks I've been eating a lot of candy bars and shit. I didn't really make the connection at first but I'm thinking the candy is fucking me up. I'm really far too tired sometimes during the workout. Like, super sluggish. It's pretty crazy. I've never had it this bad before.

I guess I already know the answer but I'd like to know if there's any research on this.
No clue on the science but I've had the same experience.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Take My Breh Away on July 17, 2016, 07:09:50 AM
Did you already try a reset?

I did a small the week before because I had a stomach bug during the middle of the week. I have two days off since my last workout was Friday, so I'll try push next week and if I'm still struggling try a reset.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Tasty on July 17, 2016, 04:23:35 PM
If you lose fat and don't replace it with muscle you will lose weight.

But that's basically replacing it with protein right? 🤔
No. Eating protein won't make you gain muscle. Hypertrophic stimulation makes you gain muscle and you need the protein and the right exercises to make that happen.

So exercise is just as important then? 🤔
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Mupepe on July 17, 2016, 05:24:38 PM
Im sure you're being obtuse on purpose, but you're talking about two different things. Losing fat and gaining muscle are not mutually exclusive and rarely can you do both at the same time without chemical assistance. Diet is most important for losing fat and you won't gain muscle with diet alone. And unless you're a beginner, on PED's or genetically gifted you are probably not doing both at the same time. And diet needs to be tweaked towards gaining muscle the same as it needs to be tweaked for losing fat. The diet you use to lose fat is not going to be the diet you should use to gain muscle.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Mupepe on July 17, 2016, 05:25:54 PM
Did you already try a reset?

I did a small the week before because I had a stomach bug during the middle of the week. I have two days off since my last workout was Friday, so I'll try push next week and if I'm still struggling try a reset.
I do 10% resets after I fail to reach my goal in 3 sessions.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Tasty on July 17, 2016, 06:06:51 PM
Was being a little obtuse but I don't know enough about this stuff, so it seemed like I was given conflicting info.

I'm not trying to gain muscle. I'm also not trying to lose weight. I'm trying to adjust the foods I'm eating so that more calories are going to protein and carbs than fat.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Kara on July 17, 2016, 06:12:38 PM
Does anyone know anything about candy/sugar making aerobic exercise more difficult.

Lately I've been very sluggish when cycling and the past few weeks I've been eating a lot of candy bars and shit. I didn't really make the connection at first but I'm thinking the candy is fucking me up. I'm really far too tired sometimes during the workout. Like, super sluggish. It's pretty crazy. I've never had it this bad before.

I guess I already know the answer but I'd like to know if there's any research on this.

Sugar plays a critical role in cycling (fuel / refueling). It's not that you're eating candy bars, it's that you're eating them at the wrong times; they're best eaten during a ride, especially ones that last longer than 2 hours.

(As a bit of a tangent, since the sport predates most of the hilarious products peddled by the sports nutrition industry, flat Coca-Cola was the energy drink of choice for early professional riders and still has a cult icon status in the sport.)

Cycling is a bit of an oddity in that you're more or less a sentient internal combustion engine while engaged in it. That means that very tiny things can get magnified a great deal, so I would be hesitant to say your recent dietary indiscretions are responsible for your current state aside from maybe adding some kilos to your bod.

How often are you riding?
Are you riding at varying intensities? (Not as easy to do on a single speed, but still possible.)
Are you riding after eating? If so, how many hours have you allowed to elapse before heading out? (General rule of thumb is at least 2 hours, I prefer not to ride after eating at all.)
Are you taking care of your body when you come back and eating a recovery meal?
Are you hydrating enough?
Are you warming up at the start of your ride, or are you Henri Van Lerberghe (http://www.cyclingrevealed.com/Top_20_Clsscs/top20Cl_8.htm)?

e: To give you an example, I road the exact same bike (own multiple bikes brehs) this morning as yesterday morning but I wore shoes that weren't stiff enough (use flat pedals brehs) and paced myself incorrectly on top of that so I only road half the distance I road yesterday because my body was like, "Yeah we're done here." :donot
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Kara on July 17, 2016, 06:29:35 PM
I would tentatively say that you're over-training. If you're riding that often you have to vary your intensity (colloquially known as the recovery ride). Are you riding at least ~24 hours apart?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Tasty on July 17, 2016, 06:34:20 PM
I'm not trying to gain muscle. I'm also not trying to lose weight. I'm trying to adjust the foods I'm eating so that more calories are going to protein and carbs than fat.

But why would you do that? If you're not interested in muscle gain or losing weight, just focus on healthy, nutritious food.

I want a little more definition, mostly. And the whole "abs are made in the kitchen" discussion a few pages back got me to research macronutrients and whatnot, so I'm trying to decrease the amount of sugar and fat I consume (while maintaining the same amount of calories.)

I am exercising, just not weights (yet.)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Tasty on July 17, 2016, 06:44:48 PM
Hmm, thanks Dufus. That's pretty helpful.

Cutting sugar out is gonna be really hard. I'm already trying to avoid soda, but I also put a shit ton of sugar in my coffee (and I don't trust aspartame at all.) :'(

I'm also a sucker for stuff like ketchup and other toppings that are loaded with the stuff.

Though I did a whole pack of baby carrots and ranch yesterday. :aah
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Tasty on July 17, 2016, 06:46:41 PM
:comeon breh... no soda and no sugar in your coffee might be enough to lose the body fat and get those abs showing

But... coffee is gross without sugar. 😭
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Tasty on July 17, 2016, 06:51:30 PM
Drink better coffee.

Maybe I'll switch to Mio energy. :doge
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Mupepe on July 17, 2016, 07:07:46 PM
Dufus is right. More definition is either lower body fat or more muscle. Start by getting rid of the overtly awful stuff. Soda if you haven't already, pure sugar, candy, that kind of crap. It's amazing the difference that stuff will make. Eat the typical healthy foods. When progress stops from that then things get complicated like counting macros, calories or keto diets. That's also when you'll probably need to start looking at bulk/cut cycles.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Tasty on July 17, 2016, 07:09:51 PM
Dufus is right. More definition is either lower body fat or more muscle. Start by getting rid of the overtly awful stuff. Soda if you haven't already, pure sugar, candy, that kind of crap. It's amazing the difference that stuff will make. Eat the typical healthy foods. When progress stops from that then things get complicated like counting macros, calories or keto diets. That's also when you'll probably need to start looking at bulk/cut cycles.

Ah OK, thanks. :)

How will I know when progress stops? Is it like, week to week comparisons? I imagine it's slowgoing even when it's "working."
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Mupepe on July 17, 2016, 08:32:19 PM
Yep, sure is. Take progress pics week to week would be my suggestion. Combine that with a weekly weigh in. I know you said you don't want to lose weight but that's usually what happens when losing body fat so it's still a good indicator.

An outside opinion helps too. I used to have my wife evaluate me because my dysmoprhia was too strong to see any difference.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Tasty on July 17, 2016, 09:40:12 PM
Yep, sure is. Take progress pics week to week would be my suggestion. Combine that with a weekly weigh in. I know you said you don't want to lose weight but that's usually what happens when losing body fat so it's still a good indicator.

An outside opinion helps too. I used to have my wife evaluate me because my dysmoprhia was too strong to see any difference.

Good advice. Will take my first pic tonight.

Dysmorphia seems like a hard thing to shake once you get it. :( You OK now breh?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Mupepe on July 18, 2016, 07:39:26 AM
I'm all good  :D
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Take My Breh Away on July 18, 2016, 02:24:53 PM
Did you already try a reset?

I did a small the week before because I had a stomach bug during the middle of the week. I have two days off since my last workout was Friday, so I'll try push next week and if I'm still struggling try a reset.
I do 10% resets after I fail to reach my goal in 3 sessions.

Did this today, everything lifted fine and dandy and was still able to do 20 minutes HIIT after. Problem solved.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Boogie on July 18, 2016, 03:25:38 PM
Just came back from 5 days in Calgary for the Stampede.  Had never been before.  Five days of lots of eating shit and drinking a lot, and no exercise other than walking and bad dancing.

Weight the morning before leaving: 182.2 lbs

I suck in a breath of dread and step on the scale this morning: 182.4 lbs

Wtf lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Samson Manhug on July 18, 2016, 11:44:25 PM
I'm down to 165 from 190. Divorce, brehs. Best cut I've ever had.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Tasty on July 19, 2016, 02:11:03 AM
Made it through a weekday with no soda or candy. Even sidestepped a "healthy" granola bar when I saw how loaded with sugar it was (courtesy the chocolate.) Instead I ate an apple. Also had no sugar in my morning coffee and 1/2 the sugar in my afternoon one. My work fucking sucks for this. :lol Candy and soda just lying right there. #firstworldproblems

Also switched to 1% milk in my apartment, and it's not as bad as I remember.

I can do this... I can do this...
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Samson Manhug on July 19, 2016, 07:08:08 AM
I don't really understand why you are switching from to 1% milk. I don't think reducing fat will help you with your goals unless you are going for calorie restriction.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Mupepe on July 19, 2016, 07:34:08 AM
Dropping the "fat is bad" mindset is hard but it will make dieting so much easier.  You'll feel fuller quicker, fatty foods taste better (:drool) and fat even helps to blunt insulin spikes in certain foods.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Tasty on July 19, 2016, 03:18:25 PM
I don't really understand why you are switching from to 1% milk. I don't think reducing fat will help you with your goals unless you are going for calorie restriction.

Dropping the "fat is bad" mindset is hard but it will make dieting so much easier.  You'll feel fuller quicker, fatty foods taste better (:drool) and fat even helps to blunt insulin spikes in certain foods.

It's that them there anti-fat propaganda I tells ya :doge

Fat is good. Especially fat that comes from plants. No need to avoid whole milk AFAIK. I drink 1.5% milk cause that's what I'm used to drinking.

🤔

Thank fucking god. Avoiding most dairy for even one day has been crazy hard for me.

COME BACK INTO MY ARMS, WHOLE MILK

(http://i.imgur.com/Tvu4UQK.gif)

Candy and soda just lying right there. #firstworldproblems

This is definitely the worst. Only reason why I'm not morbidly obese right now: candy costs money. :lol

Heard a rumor we're winding down the amount of candy we're getting based on orders from the CEO. Last year I might have been pissed but now I'm like, "Yes, thank god!"

Also if it's too hard to drink your coffee without sugar you just need better coffee really. I actually don't drink coffee, but I drink tea and never take sugar with it.

At first it might seem a bit meh but it's an acquired taste (I assume coffee is similar to tea in that regard).

Also, it might depend on what kind of coffee you drink. When I was younger I drank my black tea with a shit ton of sugar and it was tasty. Then I tried to drink without sugar and preferred it that way, but only when I started drinking different kinds of tea did I really prefer it. Basically, some black teas almost feel designed to go well with sugar, and only go well with sugar. With green tea, this is not the case at all. Good quality green tea is naturally sweet when brewed with hot but not boiling water.

What I'm trying to say it, the shit you eat and drink can make it harder to avoid adding shit to it. If you eat certain foods that are kind of dry, you'll want to take some sugary sauce with it. When you drink coffee, you'll want to take sugar with it. You might want to make changes to what you eat and drink to foods and drink that do not tempt you to do such things. So even though I've had a ton of black tea with sugar in my life, the thought of adding sugar to my green tea seems pretty gross. Now that I have a habit of drinking green tea, avoiding sugar with my tea is easy.

In other words some habits make it easy to avoid this or that, other habits make it much harder to avoid those things.

My plan is to just slowly wind down the amount of sugar I put into it. I'm already down to two packs of sugar from four.

"Get better coffee" isn't really an option when it's what work has. (#firstworldproblems) I haven't tried all the flavors we have so I might go experimenting.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Mupepe on July 19, 2016, 03:23:31 PM
Put a bit of heavy cream or coconut oil in your coffee instead.  Both are much healthier than sugar.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Mupepe on July 19, 2016, 03:24:13 PM
I can't really tell the difference between whole milk and 1.5% milk...  :doge
:doge

Anything other than whole milk tastes bad

:doge
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Tasty on July 19, 2016, 03:51:24 PM
I can't really tell the difference between whole milk and 1.5% milk...  :doge
:doge

Anything other than whole milk tastes bad

:doge

Yup. Watery with a funky after taste.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Tasty on July 19, 2016, 03:52:49 PM
andy, drink dis:

http://drinks.seriouseats.com/2012/07/why-you-should-drink-more-darjeeling-tea-what-is-first-flush.html

:lawd

🤔

I did like the movie...
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: nachobro on July 19, 2016, 03:53:09 PM
I only drink milk in protein shakes. The difference between 1% and whole isn't really noticeable to me either.

Also a weekend in Vegas only had me gaining 2 lbs.  :D
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Mupepe on July 21, 2016, 12:45:38 PM
yo man wtf... I just found out there's sugar in milk :goty I guess I shouldn't be too concerned about it, but still...
Sure is.  Another reason to go with whole milk.  The fat helps blunt the insulin spike from the sugar in the milk.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Mupepe on July 21, 2016, 02:06:47 PM
Well the sugar spikes your insulin which is a hormonal signal for your body to begin storing fat.  If you're worried about gaining fat then insulin spikes should be a concern unless you're doing calorie counting.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Samson Manhug on July 21, 2016, 03:19:16 PM
Protip: anything that ends in "ose" is sugar. Milk contains lactose.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 21, 2016, 11:27:31 PM
I woke up looking really good today.  So I ate a box of cookies. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Momo on July 22, 2016, 08:24:52 AM
I moved from doing 1h30 min general in the gym three times a week, to three 30 min targeted routines + one weekly cardio routine. Shit hurt at the start, but I feel a lot stronger and faster now, I used to stupidly be all about putting in that hours.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Mupepe on July 22, 2016, 08:36:18 AM
Yep yep.  I used to do a lot of wasted assistance exercises and unnecessarily long breaks in between sets.  Once I dropped that crap my progress took off.  When I was at my peak I still never took more than an hour, and usually quite a bit less.  At this point I'm usually done in 30 minutes or so.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: TakingBackSunday on July 28, 2016, 12:35:28 AM
Bumping to add to the discussion –

The last month I've been going to the gym 4 times a week, around 1 hour each time.  20-30 minutes is devoted to cardio, the other 20-30 is devoted to targeted weight exercises.  It's been great!  I'm obviously not super strong nor am I knowledgeable about weight training in general, but I've felt fantastic after the first week.  I've lost around 5 pounds but probably would have lost more if I wasn't doing weight exercises.  I'm basically at the point of the image on the left:

(http://media.new.mensxp.com/media/content/2016/May/rules-for-skinny-fat-guys-to-gain-muscle-without-getting-fat-652x400-0-1464695001.jpg)

But a little skinnier.  I'm not aiming for the right image, but I'd like to be lean like Andy Murray.

Also, I finally found a protein powder that I like  :)

I put it in a fruit smoothie each night – is that okay?  What are other people's shake recommendations for protein?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on July 28, 2016, 03:26:49 AM
Guys don't forget genes determine if and how much exercise has effect on you and how you end up looking
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on July 28, 2016, 03:45:49 AM
Not true Dufus.

I'm talking about this:
http://well.blogs.nytimes.com/2011/03/16/is-fitness-all-in-the-genes/?_r=0

This means there is strong suggestion that fitness just doesn't work for some.

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on July 28, 2016, 05:37:39 AM
I'm sorry I don't think you understand this has nothing to do with trying to be a pro athlete.

Watch this

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b01cywtq

I just think anyone embarking on a exercise regime should know about stuff like this.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Mupepe on July 28, 2016, 07:38:45 AM
I'd focus on weight lifting right now.  When you first start weight lifting you'll make incredibly fast gains and progress.  Don't disrupt this with cardio (they don't work well together).  Focus on weight lifting and diet for now.  Your body fat should decrease with this alone unless you on a see-food diet.  Once you get some additional mass then you can tweak your diet to add in some cardio.  You'll look much better when you lose that weight because you'll have the extra muscle mass. 

Now my personal opinion - drop the protein powder.  Get your protein from food, not supplements.  It's cheaper and more effective.  At this point do the typical "healthy" diet.  If it's filled with sugar, battered and fried or comes in a vacuum sealed plastic bag then it's probably bad for you.  And don't drink your calories.  Those changes alone mixed with weight lifting will make a hell of a difference.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Boogie on July 28, 2016, 08:30:12 AM
Tsc tsc, BrandNew, no surrogate pics here.  The real thing or gtfo. :P

Also, I second mups suggestion that you drop the protein powder.  There's likely no benefit you're going to get from it based on your "targeted weight exercises" (whatever that's supposed to mean  ;) )
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on July 28, 2016, 08:31:45 AM
What you guys think of creatine? I remember using it but never felt like it helped me
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Boogie on July 28, 2016, 08:47:27 AM
What you guys think of creatine? I remember using it but never felt like it helped me

Never tried it myself, so I don't have much to offer there.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Mupepe on July 28, 2016, 09:01:34 AM
I view creatine the same way I view protein. It works but most people don't need it. The only difference is creatine is much cheaper so I won't harp as much on it. Buy only monohydrate though. None of that other fancy shit because they're a waste of money.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Samson Manhug on July 28, 2016, 09:31:02 AM
I'm sorry I don't think you understand this has nothing to do with trying to be a pro athlete.

Watch this

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b01cywtq

I just think anyone embarking on a exercise regime should know about stuff like this.

I don't think you understand that while VO2 max is genetic (and determined by age and environmental factors) that you would have to be a significant outlier to not benefit from aerobic training. Additionally, VO2 max can be trained. Worrying about maximum oxygen uptake has more to do with understanding most people will never be Lance Armstrong rather than most people won't benefit from exercise.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Samson Manhug on July 28, 2016, 09:32:45 AM
Creatine monohydrate supplementation is proven to improve athletic performance vs a control group, whether it be resistance or aerobic training. I'm sure I've posted links to studies here before.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on July 28, 2016, 09:39:11 AM
I'm sorry I don't think you understand this has nothing to do with trying to be a pro athlete.

Watch this

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b01cywtq

I just think anyone embarking on a exercise regime should know about stuff like this.

I don't think you understand that while VO2 max is genetic (and determined by age and environmental factors) that you would have to be a significant outlier to not benefit from aerobic training. Additionally, VO2 max can be trained. Worrying about maximum oxygen uptake has more to do with understanding most people will never be Lance Armstrong rather than most people won't benefit from exercise.

watch the doc then come back and say sorry i was wrong you dont need to be a significant outlier its pretty common
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Samson Manhug on July 28, 2016, 09:55:12 AM
The conclusion of the study (http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/20133430) that minidoc was based on was that how much you VO2 max could trained could be predicted based on your DNA (and that a statistically significant portion of the test subjects could not raise their VO2 max despite aerobic training). It was not that aerobic exercise isn't beneficial for most people, and certainly not that exercise in general won't work for most people.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on July 28, 2016, 10:00:04 AM
alright
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on July 28, 2016, 10:35:55 AM
dufus just watch the doc
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Samson Manhug on July 28, 2016, 04:19:48 PM
Why do you think doing resistance exercise will mess with endurance? It's not like picking up something heavy will make you lose your wind. Overtraining can be a problem, but that can occur just from running too much.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Samson Manhug on July 28, 2016, 04:31:35 PM
You can train for strength and endurance concurrently, but if you are doing resistance training to improve your running, then you would want to stick to high reps, low weight.

If you are interested in the basics, i.e. how to train for endurance vs strength vs hypertrophy, this book is a pretty good resource:

https://www.amazon.com/NSCAS-Essentials-Personal-Training-2nd/dp/0736084150/ref=mt_hardcover
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Samson Manhug on July 28, 2016, 04:40:59 PM
I read somewhere that some pro runner coaches thought low reps high weight was better.

It can definitely be confusing because we hear so much conflicting stuff, but your above quote is really unhelpful. "I heard somewhere. . ." Fitnessbore has a long history of providing sourced, researched and proven fitness information.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Samson Manhug on July 28, 2016, 05:06:51 PM
Man, if you thought that was harsh you should have been here during the Cormac days.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Mupepe on July 28, 2016, 05:22:41 PM
I'd focus on weight lifting right now.  When you first start weight lifting you'll make incredibly fast gains and progress.  Don't disrupt this with cardio (they don't work well together).  Focus on weight lifting and diet for now.  Your body fat should decrease with this alone unless you on a see-food diet.  Once you get some additional mass then you can tweak your diet to add in some cardio.  You'll look much better when you lose that weight because you'll have the extra muscle mass. 

BrandNew apparently wants a body like some famous tennis player which is a pretty modest goal in terms of mass. It's possible the cardio doesn't need to be dropped. All depends on the goals of course.

Here's what I don't get though. Strength training is done by aerobic exercise people like runners who do squats. And I've heard that squats are best even with heavy weights for runners. But obviously there's a limit to that, otherwise it'll mess with the endurance. But what I don't get it is, at what point is it bad? Cause I do squats now with 22 lbs weight and I'm using my legs for cycling. At this point, the squats are probably beneficial. But when does it start to become detrimental? How are you supposed to figure that out?
I'm not sure who the famous tennis player is but the dude in the picture BrandNew posted does not have a modest amount of muscle.  He's not huge, but that mass definitely isn't something easily attainable.

Regarding dropping running, I only suggested he cut back and my suggestion had more to do with the philosophy of keeping it simple when you're beginning.  Too much of both along with not having a well planned diet can cause some unnecessary wheel spinning in my experience especially as a newb.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: nachobro on July 28, 2016, 08:03:52 PM
Looking at supplements for my workout and I picked up NanoX9 (http://www.bodybuilding.com/store/muscletech/nanox9-next-gen.html) and T+ (https://www.onnit.com/t-plus/) off of recommendations from friends. Should I take both of these together or is that too much and/or redundant? I took both before today's workout and I felt pretty great. Was able to do 20min on the bike and my kettlebell workout without feeling super dead by the end but I don't want to overdo supplements since I'm just starting out.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Mupepe on July 28, 2016, 08:08:46 PM
both link to the same product and I'm going to say you're wasting your money on both unfortunately.  test boosters are junk, bro.  They're usually made up of the same few ingredients like horny goat weed or tribula or some other crap.  NO boosters have some scientific evidence backing them up, but I guarantee the amount in the product you're purchasing is negligible and so is the effect it's having on you.  Do some googling on research for both.

If you still decide you want them then head to GNC or Vitamin Shoppe and you can pick up the main ingredients for much, much cheaper without the filler junk and brand tax.

Edit: What are you trying to accomplish by these?  More energy in the gym?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: TakingBackSunday on July 28, 2016, 08:11:50 PM
Just Google Andy Murray

Thanks for the input y'all.  I can cut the cardio out and focus more on weight lifting for now. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: nachobro on July 28, 2016, 08:12:22 PM
I fixed the links since the amazon ones weren't working right but I'm at least getting them cheaper off amazon at least. :doge Will do some research. I did feel better during the workout but maybe that was placebo.

Is any pre-workout really worth it or should I just drink coffee or something beforehand? I've had trouble making it through workouts,which is why I wanted them, but that might be because I'm a fat slob that isn't used to heavy activity. :lol

Edit: What are you trying to accomplish by these?  More energy in the gym?
Exactly this. My workouts aren't super long...like 30-40 mins but I just get wiped and struggle near the end.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Atramental on July 28, 2016, 08:20:22 PM
Hey FitnessBore.

Anyone know of some simple yet effective kettlebell routines?

I recently got myself a 35 pound kettlebell that I lift a handful of times (separately with each arm) before I go to bed.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: nachobro on July 28, 2016, 08:27:03 PM
Cringey site name but I've been following this workout and adding a rep to each exercise every week, I'm using two 18lb kettlebells. The twists at the end are killer though.
http://www.artofmanliness.com/2009/05/07/become-strong-like-bull-the-kettlebell-workout/
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Boogie on July 28, 2016, 08:35:23 PM

Thanks for the input y'all.  I can cut the cardio out and focus more on weight lifting for now.

Targeted weight lifting though, right?  ;)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 28, 2016, 08:50:42 PM
What's to target when your goal look is cool young dude. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 28, 2016, 08:56:03 PM
And before you say anything I just Googled Andy Murray, and Google asked if I meant cool young dude. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Mupepe on July 28, 2016, 08:58:17 PM
I fixed the links since the amazon ones weren't working right but I'm at least getting them cheaper off amazon at least. :doge Will do some research. I did feel better during the workout but maybe that was placebo.

Is any pre-workout really worth it or should I just drink coffee or something beforehand? I've had trouble making it through workouts,which is why I wanted them, but that might be because I'm a fat slob that isn't used to heavy activity. :lol

Edit: What are you trying to accomplish by these?  More energy in the gym?
Exactly this. My workouts aren't super long...like 30-40 mins but I just get wiped and struggle near the end.
I think that's normal man. Most people take a PWO to get going. You should be pretty wiped by the end. Caffeine works just fine. Other stimulants are expensive and many have very undesirable aide effects like getting terrible withdrawal headaches after prolonged use and even limp dick syndrome. I would steer clear of them. I drink a cup of coffee before i work out.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Samson Manhug on July 28, 2016, 08:59:35 PM
Nachbro, you only need one pre-workout because the main ingredient in all of them is caffeine. You could just use coffee, but sometimes that tingliness in pre workouts can be a real motivator—like "I am so uncomfortable right now I can't sit here any longer and I have to go to the gym".
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Mupepe on July 28, 2016, 09:01:08 PM
I'll make you tingle.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: nachobro on July 28, 2016, 09:07:53 PM
Nachbro, you only need one pre-workout because the main ingredient in all of them is caffeine. You could just use coffee, but sometimes that tingliness in pre workouts can be a real motivator—like "I am so uncomfortable right now I can't sit here any longer and I have to go to the gym".
I have been feeling that tingle when I take T+ for sure. Its really awesome, just a feeling that I need to work out right now
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: TakingBackSunday on July 28, 2016, 09:52:01 PM

Thanks for the input y'all.  I can cut the cardio out and focus more on weight lifting for now.

Targeted weight lifting though, right?  ;)

forgive the ignorance :(
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on July 29, 2016, 12:04:29 AM
Im at the point in my diet where I should stop losing weight, woke up this morning and I was sub 81 kg.

Now it's time to gain some muscle but I reeeaaaly dont fee like it and the only time Id have is in the morning between getting up at 0530 and leaving at 0730.

I already cycle 13km 5 days a week usually so cardio is sorted, sort of.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Fifstar on July 29, 2016, 06:05:40 AM
The doc that Lager mentioned seems to be here if anybody is interested: https://vimeo.com/51836895
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: nachobro on July 29, 2016, 09:49:02 AM
Down 20 lbs  :D ~35 to go
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Madrun Badrun on August 01, 2016, 12:53:17 PM
Sugar and coke are my drugs too.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: ToxicAdam on August 02, 2016, 09:35:07 PM
I joined a bad-ass running group at my gym, they have events every day. Today was a 4 mile run through some nice neighborhoods and tomorrow is a 'core training' event at a track. Then trail running on Thursday. Lots of age appropriate males and females in the group.

Running is so much easier in a group of people. I wish I discovered this 10 years ago.

It's like a cult, so I'm waiting for the mass orgy events. :drool

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Madrun Badrun on August 02, 2016, 09:40:30 PM
Orgies that actually have fit people :bow2
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Take My Breh Away on August 03, 2016, 07:05:02 AM
My legs are completely collapsing even when I deloaded and stretching properly before each workout and even when I dropped some Cardio to recover. They are just tired and refusing to move and while I normally do Saturday, Monday, Weds for my split days. I've had to take today off because they are refusing to wake up. I've been doing a Reg Park beginner split since May which is just stronglifts (Squats every workout day, Overhead Press, Bench, Rows and Deadlifts split) plus dips, chin ups, alternating curls and calves (Split between days) and I'm hitting my Macros just fine on feeding myself (200g protien per day for my body weight, 5 fruit/veg a day and clean as fuck. No shitty food). I'm near the 3 month mark anyway so I need to do a change up but I don't know how to get them out of this slump.

:goty

Any good strength and cardio based splits I should look into?

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Mupepe on August 03, 2016, 08:05:43 AM
My legs are completely collapsing even when I deloaded and stretching properly before each workout and even when I dropped some Cardio to recover. They are just tired and refusing to move and while I normally do Saturday, Monday, Weds for my split days. I've had to take today off because they are refusing to wake up. I've been doing a Reg Park beginner split since May which is just stronglifts (Squats every workout day, Overhead Press, Bench, Rows and Deadlifts split) plus dips, chin ups, alternating curls and calves (Split between days) and I'm hitting my Macros just fine on feeding myself (200g protien per day for my body weight, 5 fruit/veg a day and clean as fuck. No shitty food). I'm near the 3 month mark anyway so I need to do a change up but I don't know how to get them out of this slump.

:goty

Any good strength and cardio based splits I should look into?
You mentioned deloading so have you been making progress?  If not, it may just be time to switch to an intermediate/advanced program.

When is the last time you took at least a whole week off?  You may just need a rest week.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Take My Breh Away on August 03, 2016, 09:44:02 AM
My legs are completely collapsing even when I deloaded and stretching properly before each workout and even when I dropped some Cardio to recover. They are just tired and refusing to move and while I normally do Saturday, Monday, Weds for my split days. I've had to take today off because they are refusing to wake up. I've been doing a Reg Park beginner split since May which is just stronglifts (Squats every workout day, Overhead Press, Bench, Rows and Deadlifts split) plus dips, chin ups, alternating curls and calves (Split between days) and I'm hitting my Macros just fine on feeding myself (200g protien per day for my body weight, 5 fruit/veg a day and clean as fuck. No shitty food). I'm near the 3 month mark anyway so I need to do a change up but I don't know how to get them out of this slump.

:goty

Any good strength and cardio based splits I should look into?
You mentioned deloading so have you been making progress?  If not, it may just be time to switch to an intermediate/advanced program.

When is the last time you took at least a whole week off?  You may just need a rest week.

I made some progress in my deadlift up to 90KG/200lb and I feel I can go much further. But everything else seems to have plateaued out. 

No whole weeks off and only missed one day due to sickness so yeah. Looks like a rest week and a routine switch is needed.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Tasty on August 03, 2016, 10:36:54 AM
Bruised a rib 10 days ago at a party and have been unable to do any swimming or ab rolling since then. :goty2 Just when I hit my peak too.

Even coughing and sneezing are super painful. :goty
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Mupepe on August 03, 2016, 11:21:42 AM
My legs are completely collapsing even when I deloaded and stretching properly before each workout and even when I dropped some Cardio to recover. They are just tired and refusing to move and while I normally do Saturday, Monday, Weds for my split days. I've had to take today off because they are refusing to wake up. I've been doing a Reg Park beginner split since May which is just stronglifts (Squats every workout day, Overhead Press, Bench, Rows and Deadlifts split) plus dips, chin ups, alternating curls and calves (Split between days) and I'm hitting my Macros just fine on feeding myself (200g protien per day for my body weight, 5 fruit/veg a day and clean as fuck. No shitty food). I'm near the 3 month mark anyway so I need to do a change up but I don't know how to get them out of this slump.

:goty

Any good strength and cardio based splits I should look into?
You mentioned deloading so have you been making progress?  If not, it may just be time to switch to an intermediate/advanced program.

When is the last time you took at least a whole week off?  You may just need a rest week.

I made some progress in my deadlift up to 90KG/200lb and I feel I can go much further. But everything else seems to have plateaued out. 

No whole weeks off and only missed one day due to sickness so yeah. Looks like a rest week and a routine switch is needed.
I'd do the rest week and see if you can pull more linear progression out of your current program.  If not, then I'd move on.  I'd stick to linear progression for as long as I could because progress goes much, much slower once you hit most intermediate programs. 

My recommendation for a good intermediate program is 5/3/1.  It's slow, but it works really well.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Tasty on August 03, 2016, 11:36:09 AM
Bruised a rib 10 days ago at a party

I guess being a bottom has its drawbacks

🤔
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Madrun Badrun on August 03, 2016, 12:12:10 PM
You're gif is broke, like your butthole after all that bottoming Dufus has been dreaming about. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Tasty on August 03, 2016, 12:31:17 PM
You're gif is broke, like your butthole after all that bottoming Dufus has been dreaming about.

Get on an OS that doesn't suck and it'll display for ya, bitch.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Tasty on August 03, 2016, 01:10:18 PM
I'm on Windows 10 and I don't see it either :doge

Q.E.D. 🤓
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Madrun Badrun on August 03, 2016, 05:32:18 PM
It's taken 2 months to get my arms back after not working out for 6 months. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Madrun Badrun on August 03, 2016, 08:23:43 PM
http://www.thisamericanlife.org/play_full.php?play=589

kinda eye opening.  Never considered meth to lose weight till now. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Boogie on August 05, 2016, 06:48:44 PM
I'm thinking about buying the starting strength book

Is it any good to learn the basics of lifting a barbell or would I be better off with an instructor?

Beats me.

You probably couldn't go wrong either way.   

I'm in the "self-taught" club from watching videos 'n shit.   Certainly there's enough free SS/Rippetoe content on his website + youtube videos that I feel you can get a good feel for proper form, though.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Mupepe on August 05, 2016, 08:02:56 PM
If you're trying to learn the techniques of barbell lifting I don't think the book will be much help and you'll probably still find yourself just watching videos on the internet. I learned from articles and videos and there was a long period of wondering if I was doing it right.

I'm wary of instructors too unless they're recommended by someone you trust. So many of them at commercial gyms just have no idea what they are talking about, especially when it comes to barbell lifting.

My suggestion is to learn techniques from videos, take videos of yourself with low weight and let people on the web critique your technique. That was how I finally got confident in my form - having dozens of other experienced posters tell me it was correct or what I needed to fix.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: nachobro on August 05, 2016, 08:08:35 PM
When it came to kettlebell stuff I just watched a ton of Youtube videos and copied their form as much as I could. Seems to have worked okay so far.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: El Babua on August 05, 2016, 11:38:46 PM
Yeah, vids help a lot. These days, most how to (x lift) vids basically repeat the same, mostly correct information on how to perform them.

My favorite channel is CanditoTrainingHQ, though he does disagree with Rippetoe's methods and the reasoning behind them.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Take My Breh Away on August 12, 2016, 01:29:55 PM
My legs are completely collapsing even when I deloaded and stretching properly before each workout and even when I dropped some Cardio to recover. They are just tired and refusing to move and while I normally do Saturday, Monday, Weds for my split days. I've had to take today off because they are refusing to wake up. I've been doing a Reg Park beginner split since May which is just stronglifts (Squats every workout day, Overhead Press, Bench, Rows and Deadlifts split) plus dips, chin ups, alternating curls and calves (Split between days) and I'm hitting my Macros just fine on feeding myself (200g protien per day for my body weight, 5 fruit/veg a day and clean as fuck. No shitty food). I'm near the 3 month mark anyway so I need to do a change up but I don't know how to get them out of this slump.

:goty

Any good strength and cardio based splits I should look into?
You mentioned deloading so have you been making progress?  If not, it may just be time to switch to an intermediate/advanced program.

When is the last time you took at least a whole week off?  You may just need a rest week.

I made some progress in my deadlift up to 90KG/200lb and I feel I can go much further. But everything else seems to have plateaued out. 

No whole weeks off and only missed one day due to sickness so yeah. Looks like a rest week and a routine switch is needed.
I'd do the rest week and see if you can pull more linear progression out of your current program.  If not, then I'd move on.  I'd stick to linear progression for as long as I could because progress goes much, much slower once you hit most intermediate programs. 

My recommendation for a good intermediate program is 5/3/1.  It's slow, but it works really well.

Just finished my first week of 5/3/1 and I feel great. I was thinking of doing Boring But Big but my gym is tiny and there's only one squat rack to go round. Staff also give a damn and ask you to move if you are taking far too long on a station as well. So used Wendler's Bodybuildng variant which adds a bunch of accessory work more focused on cardio and hypertrophy. It's helping going back a bit and adding some more movements. The only thing to do now is try figure when's the best time for cardio as I'm just completely beat after each workout.   
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Mupepe on August 12, 2016, 03:45:02 PM
Glad to hear it.  The bodybuilding variant is definitely rough.  You can get some cardio in by shortening rest time in between your accessory sets.

I do the BBB variant and I love it.  My workout is done in about 30 minutes.  2 minute rest between my compound sets and 1 minute rest between my 5 accessory sets. 

The first time I did 5/3/1 I went something like a year before needing a reset.  I made awesome progress on it.  I should have never changed it up :'(
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Take My Breh Away on August 23, 2016, 10:44:54 AM
Glad to hear it.  The bodybuilding variant is definitely rough.  You can get some cardio in by shortening rest time in between your accessory sets.

I do the BBB variant and I love it.  My workout is done in about 30 minutes.  2 minute rest between my compound sets and 1 minute rest between my 5 accessory sets. 

The first time I did 5/3/1 I went something like a year before needing a reset.  I made awesome progress on it.  I should have never changed it up :'(

Tired as all hell and didn't sleep last night

Thank god for the "Fuck it, I'm doing Jack Shit" Wendler approved method of doing your main lift and fucking off back home :rejoice
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on August 23, 2016, 11:17:35 AM
OK fellow borians. need to tone up a bit. but I'm finding it very difficult. typically with work I get up at 6am and practically start right away. I tend to work pretty straight until 7ish. So i don't have much time for exercising. On days when I don't have early morning meetings I'll go out for a brisk 3 mile walk. I'm not a morning person, so getting up even earlier to exercise isn't going to work for me and a lot of times at night I'm just too beat from the 12+ hour workday that I often don't feel up for it. Add to this the fact that I really don't know where I'll be most days (sometimes at a hotel, sometimes at home, if at a hotel it's almost always a different one so I don't know the equipment they'll have and a gym doesn't make much sense since who knows where I'll be). So what can I do with this crazy schedule? I hate running. And I need recommendations that I can do everywhere. Once tried doing the walk thing in Philly. Bad idea.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Mupepe on August 23, 2016, 11:26:37 AM
"tone up" is a phrase that doesn't really mean much but most people mean it as lose some weight or decrease body fat.  If that's the case, I'd start with diet.  Not sure where you're at there but that is the best answer 95% of the time.

For exercises if you're looking at versatile equipment that can be stored easily I'd look into some kettlebells or dumbbells.  Perhaps a pull up bar.  When I first got started I would watch tv and pump out sets while watching tv.  So much easier when I can just sit down on the couch in between sets.

When you're traveling the answer is probably going to be just to evaluate the equipment and do what you can.  Traveling was always difficult for routine and diet because you're in control of less.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Fifstar on August 23, 2016, 12:41:27 PM
Well as limited as your options are I would go with diet plus + simple body mass exercises that you can do everywhere.

With body mass exercises you're not going to get ripped but you can do them each day for 15 minutes in the morning, which should be doable even in hotel and before your work.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on August 23, 2016, 01:43:33 PM
Not so much losing weight. I just about 5ish pounds i want to get rid of, but what i do have I'd like to have be a bit more muscular not 'swole' per se. just tighter all around. can you give me some examples of body mass exercises I can do while travelling?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Samson Manhug on August 23, 2016, 01:59:29 PM
The words you are using make sense to you but not to us.

You don't want to lose weight, but you want to get rid of 5 lbs, while gaining "body mass" by becoming more "muscular", which will cause you to gain weight.

Becoming "tighter" means, what exactly? If you want to exercise, just do it. Try the ones you know like push-ups. Google "travel workouts" since you travel.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: ToxicAdam on August 23, 2016, 02:11:47 PM
Pick something you like doing (pushups, pullups, bench press, curl) and do the shit out of it. If you really commit to it, in 4-6 weeks you will see results and that will inspire you to do more and branch out. That's how you get 'the bug' for exercise. Once you see meaningful improvement it becomes an addiction and then the rest is easy.

Set goals that seem hard to achieve (now) and then blow through them.

Don't get too focused on 'the mirror' and how you look. Focus on doing the work. Keep a journal so you can keep yourself accountable for how much you are actually doing and also to chart your progress.


 

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Mupepe on August 23, 2016, 02:19:15 PM
Do bodyweight squats.  You'll get a nice butt
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Samson Manhug on August 23, 2016, 02:24:21 PM
Well fat is flabby and muscle isn't flabby so losing some body fat while some muscle mass all around is close enough to what people mean when they say they want something 'tighter'

Oh, so losing fat while gaining muscle, i.e. body recomposition, the most difficult thing to do in fitness. Sure, no problem. Let's all get tighter.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on August 23, 2016, 02:25:56 PM
Do bodyweight squats.  You'll get a nice butt
Oh I think its already nice enough for you cholo  :-*
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: El Babua on August 23, 2016, 02:36:47 PM
Squatted 225x5 yesterday. Realized a couple weeks ago my Squats were too high after coming back and training with a program again, but the adjustment has been good to where I'm squatting at/right under parallel. Hopefully.  :doge
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: studyguy on August 29, 2016, 06:07:54 PM
I incorporated hip abductors into my leg day last Friday and I was like this machine ain't shit.
I could max it out if I wanted to.

Woke up two days later with my inner thighs feeling like they were vice grips, tight as hell and the most painful doms ever.
The fuck is this shit.  :-\

Must be my punishment for looking like a bitch for a few reps.
(http://www.criticalbench.com/images/adductor-machine1.jpg)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Madrun Badrun on August 29, 2016, 06:10:04 PM
Is it normal to get your picture taken at the gynecologist?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: studyguy on August 29, 2016, 06:17:17 PM
Is it normal to get your picture taken at the gynecologist?

Beats Sears family photos.
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-fR4S_omaX1c/UKqBOQGGWGI/AAAAAAAAFug/IySDdMpx8dk/s640/Most_awkward_family_photos_(32).jpg)
Now that I post that... who thought this would be an okay idea?
 :cac
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Madrun Badrun on August 29, 2016, 06:20:10 PM
Abandon thread!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Mupepe on August 29, 2016, 06:48:45 PM
Does anyone else count calories

After reading that nutrition book I'm thinking it's necessary to some degree, to get an idea how much shit you're eating... in calories

So let's say my daily intake should be 2500 calories over five meals

Then every meal would be 500 calories, or a little over 400 calories if spread across six meals

I feel stupid for not doing this sooner. I thought just one damn apple would be enough until the next meal in three hours but one damn isn't even 100 calories :doge

All this time I thought I was doing well when my nutrition game is weak as hell :(
I don't count calories but I'm very much aware of what I eat.  I think counting calories is a good thing.  Not to lose weight, but to understand the macronutrients and impact of what you eat.  It's hard to understand why your body is made up the way it is if you don't understand what makes up what you eat. 

And don't feel bad, most people think they are diet experts and don't know anything.  the difference is that you actually looked into learning.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: studyguy on August 29, 2016, 07:01:48 PM
I don't count calories, but I at least eyeball what I know to be enough to hit my calorie count and that's been enough so far my life.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Syph on August 29, 2016, 07:26:45 PM
I count calories.
Actually, if I could stress one thing whether it's weight gain or weight loss, it's to count calories.

Every single time I have stuck to counting calories I have met whatever goal I have set.
For the past summers I have tried to gain 10 or 5 pounds and each time I have met my goal because I counted calories.

You become consistent and can even guilt trip yourself because you have to log everything you eat.
Not to mention there is no way around it; if you hit the caloric intake you need for your goal, you will gain/lose weight. There's no grey area.
Counting calories works.

Disclaimer: obviously in tandem with working out lol


@Dufus: I could be interpreting your post incorrectly, but for the record, you don't need to worry about how you divide your meals up. It's more that it's difficult to consume a ton of calories at once, hence why most people spread them out over 4-5 meals rather than the traditional 3. For example when I bulk I generally have 3 "meals" and 3 "snacks" in between or after "meals".
Big intakes are possible though; in the summer I'll often have a 2000 calorie lunch because I have an entire shake with lunch...the side effect is I have to sit down for literally 20 minutes because I'm so bloated.
Also if you are bulking over a shorter period of time be prepared to use the washroom like 3-4 times a day lol

Also if you want a secret Dufus go buy a large bag of unsalted peanuts. 1/3 cup = 320 calories. So just have those by your desk and aim for 1/3 cup every day (which isn't a lot once you measure it). Protein and easy calories.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Boogie on August 29, 2016, 08:56:14 PM
Does anyone else count calories

After reading that nutrition book I'm thinking it's necessary to some degree, to get an idea how much shit you're eating... in calories

So let's say my daily intake should be 2500 calories over five meals

Then every meal would be 500 calories, or a little over 400 calories if spread across six meals

I feel stupid for not doing this sooner. I thought just one damn apple would be enough until the next meal in three hours but one damn isn't even 100 calories :doge

All this time I thought I was doing well when my nutrition game is weak as hell :(

I have never counted calories (or even macros, really).

But, as I believe I have mentioned, I do meticulously log my weight via my iPhone's Health app.  3 times a day, first thing in the morning, after work, and before bed.

So, I guess I don't track inputs, but I do output. :lol

But I think that doing that, and being aware of how whatever my diet is on any given day affects that weight, gives me a roughly similar benefit on the diet front.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Boogie on August 29, 2016, 08:58:53 PM

Also if you are bulking over a shorter period of time be prepared to use the washroom like 3-4 times a day lol


Fucking this.

From mid-October through Christmas, i felt like I was living on the can.  :-\  :lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Fifstar on August 30, 2016, 04:18:16 AM
Why are you worried about calorie counting? If you eat an apple and feel good for the next couple of hours, why do you care if it theoretically has "not enough" calories?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Boogie on August 30, 2016, 07:04:26 AM
Weighing yourself three times a day seems a bit excessive. :holeup Unless you're using it to track water weight which can fluctuate quite a bit under some circumstances.



Oh, it's definitely excessive.  But I'm OCD like that.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Fifstar on August 30, 2016, 08:12:12 AM
because big ass calorie deficits will break down muscle mass? :doge

Is your sensation of hunger broken?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Fifstar on August 30, 2016, 08:38:40 AM
Maybe I'm different but even if I am really full from lots of vegetables, hunger will catch up with me later. I guess you can train your body to be accustomed to a lower calorie count than actually needed.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Mupepe on August 30, 2016, 12:54:47 PM
So I've been back on the workout train since like March of this year or something.  I initially lost like 8 lbs the first two weeks but then over the next 4 months or something it just stayed in that range and fluctuated up and down.  I saw that I was getting muscle mass back and I looked better but the scale just wasn't moving.

Well, it finally started to tip about 3 weeks ago.  I'm now down 14 lbs in the last 3 weeks.  Nothing has changed on the routine or diet end but it's good to see it finally moving.  I'm also getting really damn close to where I was about 15 months ago in strength.  So I think my body composition is finally settling into "normal" for me again.  But it's a hell of a motivation boost to see that stupid scale start to move. 

405 bench by this time next year.  Set your clocks, boys. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Madrun Badrun on August 30, 2016, 01:44:02 PM
Ya I look better too but the scale has stayed the same.  Got to stop eating chinatown food everyday. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Syph on August 30, 2016, 03:11:21 PM
Maybe I'm different but even if I am really full from lots of vegetables, hunger will catch up with me later.
at the risk of sounding too obvious, it's because they dont have calories
you may "feel" full for a while, but while you're getting some nutrients/vitamins, you're not getting a plethora of calories, since vegetables and fruits are mostly water
the solution:
bananas
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: studyguy on August 30, 2016, 03:41:31 PM
I bought this assload of steel cut oats, never really thought about it since I buy mainly rolled oats, same shit right? Oats.

No, this is fucking birdfood, and I have pounds of it.
For real. Fuck steel cut oats. Chunky ass motherfuckers. :-\
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Mupepe on August 30, 2016, 05:47:00 PM
looking better and the scale not moving is probably a good sign you can feel good about tho, probably means more muscle mass and less body fat

weight alone doesn't tell the whole story :yeshrug
Yep.  Not arguing against that.  But when you're overweight it's also hard to argue against the illogical part of your brain that just wants the scale to go lower.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: nachobro on August 30, 2016, 06:10:44 PM
That's me right now. The scale is staying about the same but all my clothes are getting much looser so I must be doing something right.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Syph on August 30, 2016, 08:34:22 PM
I bought this assload of steel cut oats, never really thought about it since I buy mainly rolled oats, same shit right? Oats.

No, this is fucking birdfood, and I have pounds of it.
For real. Fuck steel cut oats. Chunky ass motherfuckers. :-\
throw them in yogurt
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Madrun Badrun on August 30, 2016, 09:01:14 PM
I thought steel cut was the end all according to oatmeal experts. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: El Babua on August 31, 2016, 12:30:12 AM
The difference between regular and steel cut nutrition wise isn't worth the hassle imo.

I did make a sick porridge with milk and maple syrup when I was bulkan however.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Fifstar on August 31, 2016, 06:26:39 AM
Maybe I'm different but even if I am really full from lots of vegetables, hunger will catch up with me later.
at the risk of sounding too obvious, it's because they dont have calories
you may "feel" full for a while, but while you're getting some nutrients/vitamins, you're not getting a plethora of calories, since vegetables and fruits are mostly water
the solution:
bananas

I know, I just was confused as that apparently isn't happening for Dufus.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Samson Manhug on September 01, 2016, 08:12:14 AM
Saw an ad for paleo-friendly cricket protein bars on my Facebook feed this morning:

https://www.exoprotein.com
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Mupepe on September 01, 2016, 08:16:45 AM
I LOL'ed at the "Why Crickets?" question and then the info deal that says "5 crickets per bar"

With that said, I'm ordering a sample pack for $9.99
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Samson Manhug on September 01, 2016, 08:28:07 AM
Hold on let me edit that into a referral link!

Edit: It doesn't matter, it doesn't count for the sampler packs anyway.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Mupepe on September 01, 2016, 08:41:24 AM
well if I like the sample pack then I'll go back and use your link, bro.  PB&J cricket bars sound oddly amazing.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Samson Manhug on September 01, 2016, 09:00:02 AM
Oh, wow. Yeah, I read the New York Times article from two years ago and the founder was saying they were trying to make an alternative to normal protein bars that are "basically candy bars" so I assumed they were low sugar. I can't recommend these in good conscience.

Also the berries are unnecessarily sweetened  :maf
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Mupepe on September 01, 2016, 12:52:34 PM
I bought mostly because - fucking hell, I want to eat some bars made out of crickets.  It might be a nice protein boost on my cheat days too.  I tend to eat too much shit, too little protein on those days.

P.S. Official weigh in today and I'm 15 lbs down from 3 weeks ago.  Feeling great, bros!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Madrun Badrun on September 01, 2016, 12:55:28 PM
Get fat on cricket bars  :comeon
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: nachobro on September 01, 2016, 03:06:43 PM
Eating bugs  :kobeyuck
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: nachobro on September 08, 2016, 09:09:37 PM
Under 250 for the first time in almost two years! :D
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Boogie on September 18, 2016, 06:27:00 PM
So, I think I'm brave enough to actually post some lifting vids.

As I mentioned in July, I've been dipping my toes in more Olympic-style lifts.   Here is me hitting 245 lbs on a clean and jerk, currently my best.   I probably sound a *little* too excited to hit what is not really all that impressive a number, but prior to the vid, I failed 2 attempts to even pull the bar up into the front squat position, so I was amped when I pulled it off.  :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLnmUK8ZX68
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Madrun Badrun on September 18, 2016, 06:41:42 PM
Thinking about thinking of getting serious in losing weight.  Gonna sleep on it.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Mupepe on September 19, 2016, 07:49:31 AM
So, I think I'm brave enough to actually post some lifting vids.

As I mentioned in July, I've been dipping my toes in more Olympic-style lifts.   Here is me hitting 245 lbs on a clean and jerk, currently my best.   I probably sound a *little* too excited to hit what is not really all that impressive a number, but prior to the vid, I failed 2 attempts to even pull the bar up into the front squat position, so I was amped when I pulled it off.  :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLnmUK8ZX68
:heart
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Boogie on September 20, 2016, 08:19:37 PM
So, as a few of you are aware, I recently got off my ass and joined the Instagram on a whim.

One of the guys who works in my office encouraged me to.  He's......he's trying way too hard to become an "Instagram Fitness Guru."

He's a super nice guy, very encouraging, and enthusiastic, but.........ugh  :yuck

He's always over-the-top earnest, speaking in gimmicky platitudes, like that SixPackShortcuts guy.   His whole shtick to stand out is offering up a daily workout, almost always bodyweight-exercise oriented (fitness everywhere, at home, etc.)  Fair enough.

But....

A)  He calls every one of them a "HIIT workout of the day".....even though his workouts almost never have any "interval" aspect to them, or apply HIIT principles.  They're always just.....regular ol' circuit training.

B) He overloads every.  single.  one. of his posts with the same 20-25 hashtags.   Including tagging every post #deadlifts.....   When he posts bodyweight exercises, and has never posted a pic or a vid of him deadlifting.   Video of him doing Pullups?  #deadlifts.  Pic of a box jump?  #deadlifts   Video of him sprinting?  #deadlifts

(He did tag a video of *me* doing deadlifts, which he said got a lot of views.  So maybe he took from that that he should tag all his posts with #deadlift to get lots of views even though HE DOESN'T FUCKING DO DEADLIFTS ARGGGH)

C)  His workouts are full of gimmicky shit.  "alternating weighted dumbell side lunges."   "5 meter static squat position jump hops to reverse duck-walk." "Dragon crawls" "Rear curtsy lunge" "Pseudo Planche Push ups"  "Cross crunch get ups"


 :mindblown

/vent
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Mupepe on September 20, 2016, 08:33:37 PM
Sounds like 90% of the gym people I know.  It's about on the same level of people telling me the reason I gain weight so easily is because of the fat in red meat :doge

Just nod and avoid.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Mupepe on September 22, 2016, 11:49:39 AM
Weighed in this morning and I'm 20 lbs down over the last two months or so.  And this is without being very strict and of course not counting the increase in lean mass I've definitely gotten.  I'm finally getting my shape back instead of being a blob.

I'm about 50 lbs away from my ultimate goal of 220 lbs or so.  Looking back through pictures I was looking best at that weight with probably around 15% bf.  I was also at my strongest there.  It took me 3+ years to get there and about 8-10 months for it all to completely fall apart.  :doge
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on September 29, 2016, 03:10:07 AM
Im at the point in my diet where I should stop losing weight, woke up this morning and I was sub 81 kg.

Now it's time to gain some muscle but I reeeaaaly dont fee like it and the only time Id have is in the morning between getting up at 0530 and leaving at 0730.

I already cycle 13km 5 days a week usually so cardio is sorted, sort of.

Yeah so I lost another 4 kilo since then (76.7 now), really trying to beef up my diet with more in between meals etc. Especially been on it this week to stop the weight loss but it's actually quite hard to increase intake because I just feel full quickly.

Eating gross fatty food is even a worse idea as I tried that twice last week which resulted in diarrhea as my stomach is not used to eating shit anymore.

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on September 29, 2016, 05:44:41 AM
Was 3 times a day, now trying to up it to 4/5 with the in between snacks.

In total I lost like 8/9 kilo now since the beginning of June, so it's been pretty steady 2/2.5 kilo a month which I think was a healthy sustainable pace.

I've been a bit stressed lately with selling the house and quitting my job so maybe that also influenced some weight loss.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Mupepe on September 29, 2016, 07:28:24 AM
For fatty foods, what were you eating? Bacon and other animal fats on meat or chicken are how I fill my calorie gap.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on September 29, 2016, 08:22:51 AM
I ate fish and chips in our work buffet on thursday and a KFC Zinger Box on sunday (plus pumpkin spice latte).


Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Mupepe on September 29, 2016, 08:26:38 AM
I ate fish and chips in our work buffet on thursday and a KFC Zinger Box on sunday (plus pumpkin spice latte).
:lol Fish and chips from a buffet sounds like diarrhea waiting to happen. 

If you're going to go with supplementing your calorie intake with fat (which is not a bad idea at all) you can do it by eating fatty meats or snacking on things like nuts and avocados.  Calories from almonds will add up quick or the fat from natural peanut butter.  Made something for dinner but wanna up the calories?  Throw some cheese on that fucker or bacon bits. 

I saw the post in the other thread about protein shakes - those things are generally very low in calories.  It will be expensive and you won't get very many calories from those.  There are cheaper and easier ways to get your calories.  And quality protein will have you feeling very full with very few calories so you may not get the desired result.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on September 29, 2016, 08:33:21 AM
Thanks, that does make sense I guess. Probably best to combine calories with proteins.

So silly to be asking how to gain weight again but it's not that easy after a good diet where you feel like you eat plenty so you don't have some hunger to satisfy.

Should prob really hit some weights now too.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Mupepe on September 29, 2016, 09:38:59 PM
Im starting to run more. I think im even starting to enjoy it. Im alternating doing sprints and consistent jogging. We will see if I can actually get decent at it.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Alcoholic Fish on September 30, 2016, 10:50:26 AM
Been running more as well. Just trying to get my one mile time down to something respectable. Also, I heard running after a lift is all sorts of good.

I kinda want to cut a little weight anyways.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Boogie on September 30, 2016, 07:06:48 PM
Also, I heard running after a lift is all sorts of good.


(http://i.imgur.com/DdmkgRx.gif)

 :lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Boogie on September 30, 2016, 07:09:48 PM
It's a week away from Canadian Thanksgiving, brehs.

Do I start another epic two-and-a-half-month bulk like I did last year?  Gun for a 500+lbs DL, 300lbs bench, 400+lbs squat, and who knows what on my clean and jerk?

....But I have been soo enjoying the abs on peak-lean Boogie......
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Mupepe on September 30, 2016, 09:59:25 PM
bulk bulk bulk bulk bulk bulk bulk bulk bulk bulk!

Been running more as well. Just trying to get my one mile time down to something respectable. Also, I heard running after a lift is all sorts of good.

I kinda want to cut a little weight anyways.
I've heard similar things that fat burning is more efficient when running after a lift.  Not sure about the science - if there is any - to back it up.  But I've found that things like this make negligible differences at best. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Madrun Badrun on September 30, 2016, 10:02:26 PM
Bulk.


Thinking about buying a rowing machine

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Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Boogie on October 02, 2016, 05:14:04 PM
As if I could have expected any other response.  :lol

I do have a practical concern though, my wardrobe fits me pretty well for 183-190 lbs.  Shit starts to get tight when I creep higher towards 200. lol

Anyway, in preparation in case I do go ahead and bulk, I went to testing some 1RMs today to see where I'm at.

Hit 375lbs on squat, 265lbs on bench (with a failed attempt at 285), aaaand:

https://youtu.be/qZHl-m9KQwY

475lbs on deadlift.


Which means that my lifts now, at ~188lbs, are just about exactly where I was in January at the end of my bulk at 205lbs.  Pretty cool that in the work I've done in the past 9 months, all that has dropped off has been the bench slightly.

Makes me wonder how high I can get my numbers if I really do focus more on lifting for 2.5 months.  400 squat and 500 DL will fall easily, not sure what the upper range might be though.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Mupepe on October 02, 2016, 05:51:29 PM
Looking damn good Boogie! The good thing with the bulk is that most of the extra weight will be temporary. I guess the real question is what are your goals? If you're trying to grow your gainz then I do suggest a bulk. The grind to eek out 5lb increases while maintaining a lean physique sucks and is way too time consuming. Losing weight is way easier than making lean gains.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Take My Breh Away on October 04, 2016, 08:00:47 AM
Finished two cycles of 5/3/1 last week and I'm feeling beat like hell even after the deload. Mentally, I don't want to take a rest week this early while making good progress, but physically I'm really tired. I know the window is every 8-10 weeks. Any opinions? Just take the week?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Mupepe on October 04, 2016, 08:18:27 AM
Take the rest week.  I've done 5/3/1 for a long time and there have been times where I've skipped it and it makes the following cycle noticeably more difficult.  I come back much stronger after my rest week.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Take My Breh Away on October 04, 2016, 08:25:00 AM
Take the rest week.  I've done 5/3/1 for a long time and there have been times where I've skipped it and it makes the following cycle noticeably more difficult.  I come back much stronger after my rest week.

I just got up from the chair to make a cup of coffee in the meantime and even just standing up made my legs groan. So yeah, Rest week it is.

Did manage to help lobby the management of the gym by adding to one of the PT's on the floor's campaign for an expansion by threatening to quit and leave for a better gym. Bringing in more equipment so now there will be two squat racks and flat benches available when I come back and the gym will be expanding in the next year

:rejoice
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: chronovore on October 08, 2016, 01:16:06 AM
Had my overdue health check today; 173.6 cm, 96.3 kg, my doctor, my business partner, and my wife's prospective business associate all said, "You don't look like you weigh that much, but you've got to lose weight."

My BP's 160/99, I asked the doctor for medicine for it. He said, "No, lose weight."

So I guess I'll be losing some weight.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Beezy on October 08, 2016, 07:48:58 AM
My BP's 160/99, I asked the doctor for medicine for it. He said, "No, lose weight."
Never do this.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: chronovore on October 10, 2016, 07:25:53 PM
My BP's 160/99, I asked the doctor for medicine for it. He said, "No, lose weight."
Never do this.

Never take high blood pressure meds, or never ask a doctor for medicine?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Beezy on October 11, 2016, 12:14:17 AM
My BP's 160/99, I asked the doctor for medicine for it. He said, "No, lose weight."
Never do this.

Never take high blood pressure meds, or never ask a doctor for medicine?
Never use medicine for something that you can fix/deal with yourself. I never asked her why, but my mom's a registered nurse and she refuses to ever take high blood pressure medicine. Instead, she changed her diet to get it back down.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Take My Breh Away on October 12, 2016, 08:17:00 AM
Somehow managed to pull my triceps yesterday, even after warming up and stretching out. Only a minor pull, but still sucks because it's been an on/off problem since last month and it's hurting progress. Decided not to go today for deadlift day, just in case I aggravate it worse. Icing it on and off as well. But it sucks. Worrying I might be doing too much with Wendlers Body Building split even though the last weeks I had not been doing it as much. Not sure if I should just swap the BB split with doing Boring but big and 20 minute HIIT twice a week.

:goty
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Take My Breh Away on October 14, 2016, 07:06:35 AM
Two days of icing and heat treatment. Still nothing. Still a Sore spot like a bruise when I press on my right trapezoid and it's not a back knot. When I lifted my gym bag just to even go to the gym it gave a pinch and my arm went numb. I tried some press ups just to test it out and I couldn't even manage two before it just pinched. Looks like I need to see a doctor on Monday.

:goty2
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Mupepe on October 14, 2016, 07:36:31 AM
That sucks, bro.  Hope it's nothing too serious.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 14, 2016, 09:30:11 AM
Rowed for 15 mins last night.  Woke up very sore in a good way.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 14, 2016, 10:04:05 AM
I had a protein shake that tasted like chocolate after. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 14, 2016, 10:10:47 AM
During
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Mupepe on October 14, 2016, 10:19:34 AM
 :doge  That sounds awful.  The only thing I'd drink during my workout is a BCAA drink or just straight up water.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 14, 2016, 10:41:30 AM
It wasn't exactly high intensity
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Mupepe on October 14, 2016, 11:04:25 AM
It wasn't exactly high intensity
GO BIG OR GO HOME!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 14, 2016, 11:23:38 AM
I WAS ALREADY HOME
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Boogie on October 15, 2016, 11:37:04 PM
Looking damn good Boogie! The good thing with the bulk is that most of the extra weight will be temporary. I guess the real question is what are your goals? If you're trying to grow your gainz then I do suggest a bulk. The grind to eek out 5lb increases while maintaining a lean physique sucks and is way too time consuming. Losing weight is way easier than making lean gains.

Yeah, the real question is what I don't have an answer for.

Over the summer, I loved being lean at 183lbs.

And yet, I want to chase some numbers on my lifts too.

All while still trading off with my hockey and jiu jitsu.

I kind of "want it all" at the moment, which just isn't feasible, of course.   I think I am going to bulk a bit over the winter here, but not go "all out" with it and hitting 200+lbs in my weight like I did last year.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Take My Breh Away on October 17, 2016, 10:10:46 AM
That sucks, bro.  Hope it's nothing too serious.

Got a doctor to check it out and after he looked at my back to check it wasn't just some knots. He reckons its an inflammation, possibly due to over-training and stress. Gave me anti-inflammatory gel and pills and a Lifting ban for the next two-three weeks and Cardio only, particularly swimming, before he will check it again and give me an all clear. Have to continue to ice it as well.

Muh progress, brehs.

:goty :goty2 :brazilcry
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Take My Breh Away on October 17, 2016, 07:51:54 PM
That sucks, bro.  Hope it's nothing too serious.

Got a doctor to check it out and after he looked at my back to check it wasn't just some knots. He reckons its an inflammation, possibly due to over-training and stress. Gave me anti-inflammatory gel and pills and a Lifting ban for the next two-three weeks and Cardio only, particularly swimming, before he will check it again and give me an all clear. Have to continue to ice it as well.

Muh progress, brehs.

:goty :goty2 :brazilcry

no offensive bruh but if you're into lifting you should know a two to three week break ain't shit

it would be devastating for any cardio type exercise but for heavy weight / resistance training you can easily take a break that long and come back like it ain't no thing

I know. I've had to give up months before due to sickness, including two years out due to a bent sinus. It's the mental aspect that kills me because I was making great progress in the last few months. Cardio ain't bad because I can stand to do some more of it. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: TakingBackSunday on October 17, 2016, 10:37:47 PM
stress eating with no money to hit the gym= 15 pound gain in the last two months :(

I feel like a blob.  Gonna try running and hitting the court again.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 17, 2016, 11:08:24 PM
Get that in check before you get fatter.  That's how I started and it was the worst thing I ever did.

I rowed 40 mins today and gonna go for 20 more.  My ass keeps falling a sleep though. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: TakingBackSunday on October 18, 2016, 12:14:26 AM
165 isn't fat :-/

But I do wanna get. Ack down to 155 with a little reduction in my belly.  Waist size is fine for now.  But I'm gonna get back to running tomorrow.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Boogie on October 18, 2016, 06:36:10 AM
165 isn't fat :-/



We'll be the judge of that, sir.  :wag
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Momo on October 18, 2016, 06:39:32 AM
165 is like anorexic weight :doge
I'm 175 ~ 178 but I'm built like a sprinter 

I'm doing intermittent fasting, the ketosis brehs :lawd




edit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yA-QRk_8u_M
 :esports
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: lordmaji on October 19, 2016, 12:04:48 AM
I'm trying to get fat... fuck fitness.

I mean, i want to be able to hike but have some nice squish... lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: chronovore on October 19, 2016, 03:38:04 AM
My BP's 160/99, I asked the doctor for medicine for it. He said, "No, lose weight."
Never do this.

Never take high blood pressure meds, or never ask a doctor for medicine?
Never use medicine for something that you can fix/deal with yourself. I never asked her why, but my mom's a registered nurse and she refuses to ever take high blood pressure medicine. Instead, she changed her diet to get it back down.

Thanks for clarifying!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Tasty on October 19, 2016, 10:42:26 AM
165 is like anorexic weight :doge

Uh oh (http://i.imgur.com/maQYk.gif)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Rufus on October 19, 2016, 11:13:12 AM
165 is like anorexic weight :doge

Uh oh (http://i.imgur.com/maQYk.gif)
You look fine.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Momo on October 20, 2016, 12:27:16 AM
 :fbm
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: studyguy on October 20, 2016, 05:06:08 PM
3 months ago I was like committed to eating those 2700 cal to get bigger.
Now it's like fuck man, I just wanna eat normal  :-\

Gotta eat big to get big but fuck man I don't wanna be having to blow my toilet up every day though.
Still modified PPL routine is p dope. Do my shit in an hour, bounce. Feels good man.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Mupepe on October 20, 2016, 06:47:13 PM
I'd still lose weight at 2700 calories a day :(
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Momo on October 21, 2016, 01:04:05 AM
A lazy fat guy should average about 2500 - if you're super active this is too little for gains. At one point I cut to 2000 cals of paleo only foods + light training and I lost weight like a mad motherfucker (i was prepping to run a marathon and needed to lose my gains).


Going mountain climbing for the first time in months this Sunday, pray for my legs brehs.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Huff on October 24, 2016, 11:09:57 AM
My BP's 160/99, I asked the doctor for medicine for it. He said, "No, lose weight."
Never do this.

Never take high blood pressure meds, or never ask a doctor for medicine?

Wells it's better to achieve it through diet/exercise. Most people don't though or it's not enough - then get started on Meds.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Tasty on October 24, 2016, 11:50:09 AM
165 is like anorexic weight :doge

Uh oh (http://i.imgur.com/maQYk.gif)
You look fine.

:heartbeat
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Boogie on October 29, 2016, 07:58:17 PM
The 2016 bulk is going well.

Err, the weight gain part of it, at any rate.  :lol

Was at 194lbs this morning.

Part of it is that I am halfway through a two-week work course being held at a full-service business leadership/conference facility.  I've been here for courses a couple times previously, and it's dangerous because the food is all buffet-style, but very-high quality (because the facility is geared towards high-level business courses most of the time.  They're slumming it when they host us Mounties over, lol).  So I always end up over-eating and gaining weight when I come here.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Mupepe on November 03, 2016, 01:12:06 PM
So I'm down 28 lbs from the beginning of August.  I'm also getting stronger still and I'm finally beginning to get some shape to my body back.  I'm seeing muscle outlines again instead of doughy fat.

I'm still 266 lbs, but man that 28 lbs has made a hell of a difference. 

Latest weight milestones from last "1" week of 5/3/1...

Bench: 3 reps at 250
Squat: 1 rep at 225
Deadlift: 1 rep at 320
OHP: 3 reps at 155

I started out a lot lower on the program with squat because I was afraid of my old injury flaring back up and I would occasionally get a warm feeling in the knee after a hard leg day.  But I haven't felt anything in the knee for about 2 months now and my progress seems to be accelerating but I'm not in any hurry to push my luck.  Bench and OHP are still feeling easy as hell and my strength is coming back way faster than I'd imagined.  When I first came back I failed at 165 lbs on bench and my god it was humbling.  I'm happy as hell to be back this far and to have done it relatively quickly.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Boogie on November 03, 2016, 06:31:25 PM
Aww, yeah, keep on truckin'.  Your bench will surpass mine in no time.

Course done.  Final weight:  197lbs.  Time to trim a bit  :lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Mupepe on November 03, 2016, 06:36:53 PM
Trimming already?? You've got another 30 lbs you can gain easy. Here. Eat some pie.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Boogie on November 04, 2016, 08:00:21 PM
I just....I just can't shake the feeling that I might still have need for aesthetics before next March.


I'm weak, bros, I know.  :'(
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Mupepe on November 04, 2016, 08:47:13 PM
To be real, I can't blame you. You were at 183 before right? Assuming some water weight and some hard muscle gains from that you're probably still looking at losing at least a few percentages of body fat which isn't an easy task when you're already relatively lean.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Samson Manhug on November 04, 2016, 10:37:54 PM
I just....I just can't shake the feeling that I might still have need for aesthetics before next March.


I'm weak, bros, I know.  :'(

One of us one of us one of us
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Samson Manhug on November 05, 2016, 11:03:25 AM
Do you know what you can deadlift now?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Samson Manhug on November 05, 2016, 11:16:05 AM
What are some of your other 1RMs (or 5RMs or whatever you know), how much do you weigh, have you had any leg/back/neck/wrist injuries, and what’s your fitness background?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Boogie on November 05, 2016, 12:21:27 PM
I just....I just can't shake the feeling that I might still have need for aesthetics before next March.


I'm weak, bros, I know.  :'(

One of us one of us one of us

I feel like I have the cartoon mini angel and devil on either shoulder whispering in my ear :lol

Not sure who is each one though
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Boogie on November 05, 2016, 12:22:14 PM
Question: if an untrained individual (me) wants to be able to deadlift 200 pounds, how long would training towards that goal take assuming flawless diet etc?

73 days.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Samson Manhug on November 05, 2016, 01:27:31 PM
I just....I just can't shake the feeling that I might still have need for aesthetics before next March.


I'm weak, bros, I know.  :'(

One of us one of us one of us

I feel like I have the cartoon mini angel and devil on either shoulder whispering in my ear :lol

Not sure who is each one though

That constant anxiety and insecurity about how strong you should be versus how big you should be versus how ripped you should be is a sign that you have made it to elite level fitness
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Mupepe on November 05, 2016, 08:07:07 PM
I bought an expensive and really nice belt in August around the time I started losing weight. I bought it so that it barely fit and there were enough holes to accommodate down to a size 34 (which I haven't been since early high school). It was so tight ib August that it would hurt to wear it for more than a few minutes. Last night I put it on and went for the first notch but then realized I'm always pulling my pants up when I wear it recently. I realized I can comfortably go to the 3rd notch. Feeling good.

Dufus, you realize Boogie is fucking with you right? I'm a little drunk so I'm not sure. But there are too many variables to say when someone will be able to lift how much. It's not just your strength but also the type of body you have. The length of your legs vs your torso and tons of other shit will make a big impact on how difficult deadlifting is. In general though 200 lbs is not a very heavy deadlift so if you eat right and don't get injured you should be able to make relatively quick progress via noob gains to deadlifting 200.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Beezy on November 05, 2016, 11:24:14 PM

Question: if an untrained individual (me) wants to be able to deadlift 200 pounds, how long would training towards that goal take assuming flawless diet etc?

73 days.

I figured it'd be something like that.
:dead
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Boogie on November 06, 2016, 12:23:25 AM
 :lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Mupepe on November 17, 2016, 10:10:05 AM
Welp I'm finally back to unassisted dips and pullups!  I can now do 5 sets of 5 of unassisted dips and 5 sets of 2 for unassisted pullups. 

Back in March I was doing 3 pullups with an assistance of 140 lbs and 5 dips with an assistance of 140 lbs when I weighed 294 lb.  I weigh 265 lbs as of this morning  so it's definitely mostly strength gain.  Feels good! This was a huge personal milestone and I always found it embarrassing to pull down the assistance crap... especially when women walked by the big windows of the gym from the parking garage and saw that I couldn't even pull myself up :'(  NOT ANYMORE!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Boogie on December 04, 2016, 07:18:45 PM
Did some 1 rep max testing today.

I went for 505lbs on the deadlift, and didn't quite make it.

I should have though, and I'm pissed about it.

As I was doing the lift, I got the weight up past the knees, but stalled out feeling like I still had a long way to go.  Then I watched the video of it, and I *almost* had it, I was like 3 fucking inches from locked out when I stalled.  That's totally a mental thing I think, I should have had it today. I'mma get that fucker at some point in the next 10 days though. :punch


Then I went and threw 285lbs up on bench.  Went up easy, *might* have still had enough in the tank to go for more, but I called it at that.

Weight-wise, I've been all over the map in the past month.  Fluctuating wildly between 192-199 depending on diet and training-type.

I feel that I'm definitely hitting diminishing returns.  Even if I'm eating more, and focusing more *relatively* on strength stuff, I just have too much going on to make proper gains at this point.  Spacing my lifting out so that my legs aren't dead for hockey or jiu-jitsu the next day really does hinder my prospects for making large progress on the strength front.

I think I'm fine with that, it's just an adjustment from the large jump in strength gains I made in my 2.5 month bulk this time last year.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Mupepe on December 04, 2016, 07:25:31 PM
Good job man! That last hit of DL is mostly mental in my experience. If you slow down and give yourself time to think it's over. Care to share the video??? Any excuse to see you broseph.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Boogie on December 04, 2016, 07:36:44 PM
Good job man! That last hit of DL is mostly mental in my experience. If you slow down and give yourself time to think it's over. Care to share the video??? Any excuse to see you broseph.

For you, anything.  :-*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kLSJKWO58M
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Mupepe on December 04, 2016, 08:40:25 PM
You magnificent fucking beast. Yeah you were so goddamn close.  :whew
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Boogie on December 10, 2016, 01:32:03 PM
This is the greatest fitness video OF ALL TIME.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8up6A4QesU

 :rofl
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Boogie on December 11, 2016, 01:48:32 PM
I'mma get that fucker at some point in the next 10 days though. :punch


Sooo, as I was saying....

https://youtu.be/V0UCDn038kI
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Syph on December 15, 2016, 05:19:52 AM
I usually bulk during the summer, with a mini bulk during winter.
Seeing as I'm heading home this week, it's time for another bulk, and since I'm sick of pasta since I have it almost everyday already, I'm going to try something new this time around....

GOMAD (gallon of milk a day)

It's going to be tough but the gains will be worth it
spoiler (click to show/hide)
also my body fat right now is 7.6% so any fat gains won't matter plus ill be doing cardio anyway
[close]
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Boogie on December 15, 2016, 09:00:33 AM
He did give a very specific number for it though.

Only one real way to know for sure.  Pics! 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: studyguy on December 15, 2016, 11:28:14 AM
GOMAD is a shitty meme.
Enjoy your milkfarts and being that weird ass dude who hauls around a gallon of milk all day.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Himu on December 15, 2016, 10:19:00 PM
Currently bulking with bf and going to start cutting next week. I need to hurry up with the cut because I have a bjj tournament at the end of January. I will be cutting on a vegan diet. I bulked on a vegan diet and it was...different. I really liked it. Cutting should be even easier hopefully? :stahp

In the meantime I need to improve my cardio. In the last tournament I did my cardio wasn't the best. I did fairly well despite the adrenaline dump but having a couple Muay Thai fights helped me with that. I'm not sure whether to dedicate even more to cardio or continue my strength training regimen.

Unlike last tournament, which I entered just to see what it was like, this time I want to win.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Boogie on December 16, 2016, 10:23:54 AM
Who you calling "normal looking"?  :punch
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Syph on December 17, 2016, 03:50:41 AM
GOMAD (gallon of milk a day)

*googles "gallon to liters"*

...

:holeup !!!

Also, your assumed body fat percentage is probably way off. :doge (Unless you used some fancy expensive equipment to measure it.)
nah it's actually legit
trust me it's a detriment; spending your whole life trying to gain weight is such a chore compared to losing weight (or at least that's what i tell myself)

but yea it's a decent amount of milk haha but ill just spread it out like i would if i were doing a normal bulk anyway

He did give a very specific number for it though.

Only one real way to know for sure.  Pics!
once i hit my next goal weight sure
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Himu on December 17, 2016, 11:10:03 PM
Tonight I started my cut via Vegan Muscle and Fitness bodybuilding book.

:brazilcry

Dinner was:

Sautéed spinach with blackened tofu
Kale
Quinoa

Tournament prep.

Currently 165 for gain. Normal weight is 150.

Time to lose weight:

A month and a week. I didn't plan on cutting so early and I won't have time to finish the weight loss without extreme measures.

Workout schedule:

Sunday: Morning cardio and HITT, BJJ open mat in the afternoon.
Monday: strength training, all body.
Tuesday: Evening BJJ.
Wednesday: strength training, all body. Cardio and HITT.
Thursday: morning BJJ.
Friday - rest.

If this thread doesn't have creeps/weirdos lurking it might post a pic/video at the end.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Boogie on December 18, 2016, 12:31:16 AM

In the meantime I need to improve my cardio. In the last tournament I did my cardio wasn't the best. I did fairly well despite the adrenaline dump but having a couple Muay Thai fights helped me with that. I'm not sure whether to dedicate even more to cardio or continue my strength training regimen.


Oh god, the competition adrenaline dump.  Sucks for sure. Whether for "first tournament", or "first in a while tournament".

More cardio never hurts, but if you're good in the gym, the only solution is just keep on competing until it is "normal" and it doesn't phase you anymore.


depends on who you are

i guess you have difficulty gaining weight

as for me, i love to eat

zero difficulty gaining weight in that case


I'm with you there, Dufus.  The 185lbs version of me has to be disciplined as shit.  Bulking/strength building is just all "WOOOOOOOO, FOOOD" no problem.


If this thread doesn't have creeps/weirdos lurking it might post a pic/video at the end.

I won't speak for the others, but I'd just be interested in tourney vids of your matches. :)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Himu on December 18, 2016, 12:56:54 AM
I'm fine for the most part rolling in the school. When you said gym I wasn't sure if you meant bjj gym or a gym....gym. Getting the fundamentals of bjj has helped with gassing. But I learned in the first tournament that doing well in terms of cardio in the dojo and cardio/stamina in a tournament are two different things. Adrenaline helps fuel this for sure. I actually was more terrorfied during my adrenaline dump at the tournament than I ever was in a Muay Thai fight.

This will be an in-house tournament between fellow Brazilian Top Team affiliates. Basically, I'm wishing for the best.

And I don't need to do cardio? I hate cardio. It sux. I spit on it. Patooey. But if it helps with bjj...:larry
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Boogie on December 18, 2016, 01:01:26 AM
I'm fine for the most part rolling in the school. When you said gym I wasn't sure if you meant bjj gym or a gym....gym. Getting the fundamentals of bjj has helped with gassing. But I learned in the first tournament that doing well in terms of cardio in the dojo and cardio/stamina in a tournament are two different things. Adrenaline helps fuel this for sure. I actually was more terrorfied during my adrenaline dump that I ever was in a Muay Thai fight.

This will be an in-house tournament between fellow Brazilian Top Team affiliates. Basically, I'm wishing for the best.

And I don't need to do cardio? I hate cardio. It sux. I spit on it. Patooey. But if it helps with bjj...:larry

No, you need to do cardio.

But, BJJ cardio. If that makes sense.

And yeah, I mean BJJ gym when I said gym

Also, you are BTT?!  We are like brother/sister then, I earned my purple and brown belt with BTT Canada!  :rejoice

I am about to leave the fold though, because my old club closed down and BTT doesn't have an affiliate close to me anymore.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Himu on December 18, 2016, 01:07:39 AM
:fistbump

Brown belt?

Lemme....sit over here. :badass
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Himu on December 20, 2016, 03:47:46 PM
Vegan [...] bodybuilding

 :huh

whats confusing?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Syph on December 20, 2016, 08:41:19 PM
spending your whole life trying to gain weight is such a chore compared to losing weight (or at least that's what i tell myself)

depends on who you are

i guess you have difficulty gaining weight

as for me, i love to eat

zero difficulty gaining weight in that case

especially because im the opposite of a picky eater

ill eat just about anything... but at the same time i care about flavor and stuff :lawd
yea i was skinny growing up but also extremely athletic and active (sports literally 6-7 days a week, and that was before i start weight training) so when I started hitting higher levels of competitiveness I needed to gain weight but it was very difficult. Not impossible, just had to stay very disciplined and consume a disgusting amount of calories.

Speaking of which, 3 days into GOMAD and it's not the most fun lol first day was physically painful but today and yesterday have been fine. I think it was just the initial shock to my body
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Syph on December 31, 2016, 06:47:17 PM
RIP to anyone going to the gym tomorrow
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Mupepe on December 31, 2016, 09:07:38 PM
Failed my first set of 5/3/1. OHP trying to get 5 on 160. Losing all the weight seems to have taken its toll on this lift mostly. I was able to do 4 sets of 5 at 160 before I got on 5/3/1 in July.

Oh well. My shoulders are getting big again and with 32 lbs down the ratio of what I'm pushing vs my body weight has still improved. My form is also a lot more strict than previously.

My goal for 2017 is to dead lift at least 550 (currently probably around 400), squat 400 (currently probably around 300), and bench 315 again (probably about 270 right now).
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Take My Breh Away on January 01, 2017, 06:29:55 AM
RIP to anyone going to the gym tomorrow

My gym is closed today and did its New Years Induction classes for the newbies last week and will do more tomorrow. They also were doing limited opening hours then and tomorrow (As they are doing some refurbishing and bringing in more new equipment). They told the regulars how to work around them or just take the week off. I was on my deload week, so I didn't really miss shit, but I like how well it's run in that they were telling the regulars before Christmas "We're going to be dealing with a lot of new people. Here's how to avoid them or just take the entire week off and come back on the first Tuesday of the new year when we're back on normal operating hours"

My NY Goals are just to continue 5/3/1. Add back in assistance exercises (As I had to quit my' for a bit while I had shoulder bursitis) and unfortunately Cardio like all hell because I'm still pudgy bodyfat wise despite the work and clean eating. Time to really get serious about leaning :(

A goal is a goal. Even if it sucks.

Also /fit/ delivers as usual. Happy New Year

(http://i.imgur.com/M6Vo05S.jpg) 
(http://i.imgur.com/36pgDAA.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/Fab8SXu.jpg)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Boogie on January 02, 2017, 07:17:14 PM
And with today, the fall 2016 bulk comes to an end.

I hit 300 on my bench, and 405 on my squat today.

No video of the squat, though.  Because it took me two tries.  First time, I set up recording, go to do the squat.  I get down to parallel, start to rise......and then dump it maybe a third of the way up, and I'm seeing stars.

It was mental.  I was psyched out and intimidated by those four plates sitting on either side of me.

I sit down, and for a minute I'm thinking "well, shit.  I guess it's not going to happen today."   But then I just shake my head and say "nope, fuck that."   So I rest for 10 minutes, and forget about recording myself, as it's just one more thing to be thinking about.   I give it another go, and I come back up cleanly and smoothly this time.

So, I end up with 505 DL, 405 squat, and 300 bench.

When I started, I would have liked to advance more than that in 2.5 months.  But I think given how much other than pure strength training I have going on, and the level of strength I was already at, that thinking probably was too ambitious.  I am pretty conservative with my max testing though, I might have a *tiny* bit left in me for deadlift and squat.


Now, for 2017's fitness goals.  While there is that tiny voice saying "Go for a 600 Deadlift!", it's not going to happen.  I think to progress further in my strength, I'd really have to cut back the other activity, which is backwards for my priorities.  That, and I can't handle bulking any more.  It's actually tough to eat enough for this sort of thing (and not feel like my digestive system is rebelling against me), and any more bulking and I'd have to buy a whole new wardrobe of pants.  Things are getting pretty tight there for me at 202lbs.  :lol


So, instead:

1) Back into prioritising proper Jiu-jitsu training.  Joined a new local club, and the young hungry fuckers there nearly ate me alive the first two days.  But it's a good feeling.  :lol

2) Get lean and sexy again.  :-*

3) Focus a bit more on olympic lifts.

4) Maintain as much of my strength as I can given goals 1-3.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Mupepe on January 02, 2017, 10:12:40 PM
You fucking beast!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Himu on January 02, 2017, 10:16:23 PM
You are my savior.

Cut with me.

Not looking forward to going to the gym with the crowds.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Boogie on January 05, 2017, 08:21:44 PM
You are my savior.

Cut with me.

Not looking forward to going to the gym with the crowds.

That's where I have it good.  We have a pretty good gym setup right in my office.  I'm the only one in there more often than not right after work, and especially when I go in on the weekend.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Madrun Badrun on January 05, 2017, 10:06:51 PM
Started dieting for reals.  GOD.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 05, 2017, 10:31:41 PM
Started dieting for reals.  GOD.

BITCH I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT I HAVEN'T HAD BREAD PRODUCTS IN A WEEK
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Himu on January 06, 2017, 01:28:55 AM
good luck to all starting your diets/gym regimens.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Samson Manhug on January 06, 2017, 08:50:57 AM
lol i eat bread everyday and I'm slim as fuck

stay losing anti-carbs folks

You piece of shit, he has diabetes. Good luck, Snorenado. I’m currently on the Amy Meyers diet because the girl I’m seeing has a couple autoimmune disorders. Right now we’re doing an elimination diet as well to find out what specifically worsens her symptoms. No grains, no sugar, no nightshades (this is tough), no soy, no alcohol, no fun. Carb withdrawals are real. The only good thing is that feeling of smug superiority over people who (at least we imagine) are destroying their bodies silently and slowly like Dufus.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Samson Manhug on January 06, 2017, 11:12:46 AM
No grains, Dufus.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Madrun Badrun on January 06, 2017, 04:38:25 PM
A lot of diabetes diets involve carb reductions
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Purrp Skirrp on January 06, 2017, 06:10:41 PM
My dad has diabetes and they want him eating at least 150 carbs a day. That's considered low compared to what, 300+ the average American is recommended to eat?

I'm going for 30 carbs or less a day, eating omelettes, spinach salads, cheese, protein shakes :-*, cooking with butter. Trying to lose 20 lbs so I'll be around 180 at 6 foot.

My therapist and nurse practitioner keep fighting me thinking I'm fucking crazy trying to lose that amount of weight, which is kind of a complement b/c they think I carry my flab well? They finally shut up after giving them printouts of my BMI and then watching them plug in the numbers themselves just to verify that yes, I'm overweight. It's also a huge pain in the ass dealing with psych meds in general, and I'm "only" dealing with depression, anxiety disorders, and ADHD. It's really common for doctors to push atypical antipsychotics as an adjunct for depression treatment (like Abilify being the #1 selling drug in the US in 2014), and those meds can really fuck with your metabolism, blood sugar, cholesterol, all while carrying a risk for inducing diabetes. No thanks.

I know BMI's not a perfect measure though, and I worked out and had good muscle mass before putting on weight and been able to maintain some of it through the shitty menial labor jobs I've worked, but I don't think my goal is anywhere near unhealthy. I do have like actual clinical body dysmorphia going on along with OCD which plays into their concerns, like this being borderline an eating disorder, but you gotta be strict when eating this way and for me it's not all about weight or how I look. Low carb has consistently improved lots of facets of my health: weight, a1c, cholesterol (more HDL), mentally I feel better after a few weeks too with less anxiety and more energy, better sleep, and my skin completely clears up and stays clear even in regards to persistent shit like keratosis pilaris which is otherwise considered "untreatable."

Sorry for sperging out at the mention of low carb, but for me it's helped a lot and could probably help others.

I also mentioned both nutrition and mental health in the "topics you special fellow out to" thread :trumps
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Boogie on January 06, 2017, 06:18:22 PM
They finally shut up after giving them printouts of my BMI and then watching them plug in the numbers themselves just to verify that yes, I'm overweight.


My BMI is 30.41.

BMI thinks I am obese.

Peak-Lean Boogie, the one shredded on page 157, has a BMI of 27.37.  Overweight.

For me to get a "normal" BMI, I would have to be 164lbs.  I have never been 164lbs in my entire adult life, even when I was running 20 miles a week, training martial arts, and before ever having picked up a barbell in my life.

BMI is trash.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Madrun Badrun on January 06, 2017, 06:26:46 PM
That's what all fatties say, fatty. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Purrp Skirrp on January 06, 2017, 07:21:47 PM
They finally shut up after giving them printouts of my BMI and then watching them plug in the numbers themselves just to verify that yes, I'm overweight.


My BMI is 30.41.

BMI thinks I am obese.

Peak-Lean Boogie, the one shredded on page 157, has a BMI of 27.37.  Overweight.

For me to get a "normal" BMI, I would have to be 164lbs.  I have never been 164lbs in my entire adult life, even when I was running 20 miles a week, training martial arts, and before ever having picked up a barbell in my life.

BMI is trash.

Yeah but you're a beast and BMI's shit at accounting for body composition, like how a lot athletes are considered obese by it since it mistakes all that muscle for fat.

The weight I'm shooting for, 185 at 6 foot, is still considered overweight btw which again shows how BMI is flawed; I was in way better shape lifting weights regularly at that weight versus looking like some anorexic boy band motherfucker in the 150s.

I know BMI has its limitations, but I'm not sure how else to prove to them that I got some weight to lose. I'm not in beast mode like you, haven't lifted weights in a gym in 3 years, so this isn't like 20 lbs of pure muscle mass.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Boogie on January 06, 2017, 09:21:23 PM
No, I get that, which is why I mentioned the last bit.  That even before I got into strength training, at age 23, I'd have to eat stupidly lean and cardio myself to exhaustion to still just hit the upper limit of "normal" BMI.

I take very little stock in it, serious athlete or otherwise.

Not saying that your own goal of losing a bit more weight at your height can't be a good thing, or a healthy goal.   I just can't stand that BMI measure regardless.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2016 edition
Post by: Boogie on January 06, 2017, 10:06:44 PM

Workout schedule:

Sunday: Morning cardio and HITT, BJJ open mat in the afternoon.
Monday: strength training, all body.
Tuesday: Evening BJJ.
Wednesday: strength training, all body. Cardio and HITT.
Thursday: morning BJJ.
Friday - rest.


QoI, after thinking on your goals, I wanted to return to this post of yours with some thoughts and soft suggestions that you can take or leave.  Especially as we sort of have similar goals right now for 2017 (lean out/cut, prioritise BJJ, maintain strength).

My first thought is that the above is a very full schedule.  I think that you may be at risk of overtraining here, and hindering your performance.  Especially if (and shit, but I can't remember if we're the same age) you are past the big 3-0.

Now, your mileage may vary.  If you are feeling good running this schedule, so be it.  But it seems tough.

You definitely want to keep BJJ to three days a week.  That's solid.  And properly spaced out, good.

Like you, my strength training sessions are full-body workouts.   What I would recommend, however (and it is what I will be doing myself), is dropping that full-body strength workout to one day a week.  And what I had been doing, and will continue to do, is schedule my rest day to be the day before my hardest, most intense (or only) strength workout.  If you drop to one strength workout a week, or are concerned with overtraining and ease up on the strength training, you want that strength workout to count, and so you give yourself the rest day before you hit that strength day with everything you've got.

So for me, I expect my 2017 regime to look like this:

Sunday:  All out full-body strength day.
Monday: light cardio
Tuesday: evening hockey game
Wednesday: evening BJJ
Thursday: Morning pickup hockey, maybe evening light cardio, or HIIT if I have the energy.  Or an evening full-body strength workout at less intensity than the sunday session.
Friday: evening open-mat BJJ
Saturday: rest

So for me, hockey takes the place of your HIIT sessions.  Before BJJ days or hockey days, I have cardio-focused activity, because a heavy strength session the day before will kill me for hockey or BJJ the next day.

Just some "back-of-the-napkin" thoughts. :)


Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Himu on January 06, 2017, 10:15:22 PM
It's for the tournament so it's only temporary but yeah. It's very full. Also that's bjj four times a week. I find three times too little in a week on retaining info and learning. I used to do bjj three times a week and strength training three times a week. But I wanted more bjj to be my focus so I switched to four times a week for bjj and twice for strength training. Bjj is my priority but I also have body goals too. Thanks for the suggestions. I don't want to overtrain or get injured. That's terrifying.

Looked at the schedule I wrote and apparently left out Saturday. That's a bjj day too.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Himu on January 06, 2017, 10:25:13 PM
My body goal is this but I'm not sure how to pull it off while balancing weights and bjj

https://www.instagram.com/espana927/

It'd be easier to achieve the body goal if I could dedicate time to it. But since strength training isn't my focus...
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Boogie on January 06, 2017, 10:29:40 PM
Haha, yeah, I wondered what happened to Saturday.  :P

Also that's bjj four times a week. I find three times too little in a week on retaining info and learning.

 :lol Holy shit, you are nothing if not passionate when you get into it!  :)

I'm the tortoise in comparison.  Been doing jits for 13 years now, and I don't think I've ever surpassed twice a week for any length of time.  When I might have had the ambition to do so (in university), I didn't have the free time because I was so stressed about my studies.

And now, as good of shape that I'm in, I don't know if my body can handle it.  Or at least, as much as I love jits, twice a week is enough to scratch that itch.

Just don't burn out, my friend.  I've seen many people take to it with a quick passion for a year or two, and then fade away with it.  I encourage the passion for the sport, but make sure you can be in it for the long haul.  :)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Himu on January 06, 2017, 10:57:55 PM
3 is too little for me but five is too much. Four is pretty good to me. I was worried I'd burn out but I really haven't. Two is too little for me and I can't remember shit between classes. As a white belt learning the abc's is tedious and annoying when you can't learn or remember between classes. But going to too many classes isn't good either. So I found 4 to be the perfect number. Might drop it to three once I'm blue but white belt is too frustrating to keep it at three for me lol

I've listened to my body and it's completely fine. Took two weeks to get used to but once I did I was gravy.

The problem is combining it with weights. Arghhhh I want that body!

If you can, give three times a week a shot once your weight lifting schedule is settled. Three is a great number per week. But as I wanted to get better I felt like it wasn't enough. I was tired of certain people  (all white belts) avoiding training with me because I was new/not good. So I realized I had to step it up.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Valkyrie on January 06, 2017, 11:04:20 PM
I've been wanting to exercise when I have time, but then I look at photos of others, and immediately get demotivated by my white girl's ass and the effort I'd have to put into it.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Himu on January 06, 2017, 11:17:44 PM
 Go for it.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Mupepe on January 07, 2017, 12:54:54 AM
Comparing yourself to others is a sure fire way to demotivated and quit. There's a thin line between comparison and inspiration. Go do your thing and turn yourself into a better you. That's all.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Valkyrie on January 07, 2017, 05:39:20 AM
:heartbeat

(https://i.imgur.com/WR80CP6.gif)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Take My Breh Away on January 07, 2017, 06:01:12 AM
Comparing yourself to others is a sure fire way to demotivated and quit. There's a thin line between comparison and inspiration. Go do your thing and turn yourself into a better you. That's all.

This is true but It's also OK to look at someone and say, "I wanna look like that some day" (Frank Zane da Asthetic gawd :bow2 ) but you should always remember it's benefiting you in the end. In fact, one of the best things you can do for motivation is instead of comparing yourself to others is go learn how they did it and learn along the way what works for you and what doesn't because no one body is the same.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Himu on January 07, 2017, 12:44:24 PM
:heartbeat


Start lifting weights and you'll have an ass in 90 days probably.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Valkyrie on January 07, 2017, 06:56:04 PM
:heartbeat


Start lifting weights and you'll have an ass in 90 days probably.
I do have an ass, it just needs to be plumped up, but I guess enlarged too. I want an ass. lol

Got some dumb questions though.. Bear with me.
Can this be done from home? I have a kid, no babysitter, and my only chance of exercising is in my own living room when she's asleep. :/ At least for now.
Is it "easier/faster" to build muscle since I'm skinny and wouldn't have to really lose weight first?
What are some tips to avoid losing weight when exercising, when I just wanna build some muscle? I guess just avoid cardio stuff? And.. What are good chest exercises to lift my boobies/get more mass on there?

And last one.. How do I make sure my ass gets more exercise than my thighs? I heard it can cause lower backpain. Less squats, more deadlift?

(Any decent resources with photos/instructions to share, like YouTube channels?)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Himu on January 07, 2017, 07:22:25 PM
Squats are the best and most complete exercise. The trick to an ass is firing up the glutes. You need to activate them. You do this doing something simple like putting an exercise band around your feet and trying to walK. These are called monster walks. It will make your butt burn. Then you take it off and do an exercise. A lot of people think they using their glutes when they aren't. You must activate them. Also any exercise that targets glutes will most likely also target your thighs and hips. As well as core.

With boobs, push ups and bench pressing has helped me the most.

As for resources I suggest getting Starting Strength. It will teach you perfect form and how to do the exercises properly.

I'm not sure about weights at home. Maybe Mupepe can help with that. I remember him suggesting free weights at the home once.

In order for you to gain muscle you'll need to eat a lot more. I'd say it's easier but I have never been in the position of being skinny and going for muscle gain. I have only been in a situation where I lost weight and gained muscle at the same time or when I was already fit (though not skinny) and gained muscle. someone more experienced can answer that question. But ultimately, it also depends on your goals. Some people like having a slim yet muscular look. Others like a thick but muscular look. It depends on your goals, but typically you want to eat a lot of protein and lift a lot of weights. Whether or not you want to bulk and go on caloric surplus depends on your goal at the time. But you'll gain muscle just by lifting. Lifting by itself will require you to eat more just to keep up, so I wouldn't worry about it.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Himu on January 07, 2017, 07:45:32 PM
Since you are a woman (OMG hi) I highly suggest reading these. But since you're considering lifting that's good and you might not need them. Ignore the tacky nerd toy stuff.

https://www.nerdfitness.com/blog/7-strength-training-myths-every-woman-should-know/
https://www.nerdfitness.com/blog/strength-training-101/
https://www.nerdfitness.com/blog/the-beginners-guide-to-building-muscle-and-strength/


Another thing is that fit sex is best sex. I hope you enjoy your journey. It is worth it.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Valkyrie on January 08, 2017, 05:02:32 AM
Squats are the best and most complete exercise. The trick to an ass is firing up the glutes. You need to activate them. You do this doing something simple like putting an exercise band around your feet and trying to walK. These are called monster walks. It will make your butt burn. Then you take it off and do an exercise. A lot of people think they using their glutes when they aren't. You must activate them. Also any exercise that targets glutes will most likely also target your thighs and hips. As well as core.

With boobs, push ups and bench pressing has helped me the most.

As for resources I suggest getting Starting Strength. It will teach you perfect form and how to do the exercises properly.

I'm not sure about weights at home. Maybe Mupepe can help with that. I remember him suggesting free weights at the home once.

In order for you to gain muscle you'll need to eat a lot more. I'd say it's easier but I have never been in the position of being skinny and going for muscle gain. I have only been in a situation where I lost weight and gained muscle at the same time or when I was already fit (though not skinny) and gained muscle. someone more experienced can answer that question. But ultimately, it also depends on your goals. Some people like having a slim yet muscular look. Others like a thick but muscular look. It depends on your goals, but typically you want to eat a lot of protein and lift a lot of weights. Whether or not you want to bulk and go on caloric surplus depends on your goal at the time. But you'll gain muscle just by lifting. Lifting by itself will require you to eat more just to keep up, so I wouldn't worry about it.
Damn, I knew this was the right place to ask. You seem to know what you're talking about, so I'm just gonna take your word for it.

Read through the links you sent me, and it seems like I gotta eeeeeeeat. lol I probably won't go hardcore/all in at first since doing it from home seems a bit difficult (in terms of motivation and discipline), so I should probably be a bit careful with everything first, right? Anyway, your posts were extremely helpful, so thank you for replying. I'll probably be posting here more, there's actually a gym quite nearby with equipment so I might be able to sneak out/arrange something instead of always doing stuff at home.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Himu on January 08, 2017, 11:13:44 AM
Even if they have the equipment you should ask if you can deadlift before signing up. Good luck. Get Starting Strength, read it, go to the gym and ask for some help while using SS as a guide. Start light (as in, nothing on the bar) so you can get accustomed to form and safety. Really glad you're doing this. More and more women are lifting. I have taught and trained a lady friend at the gym. We train together and it's great.

Rippetoe, the author of SS had a good series on The Art of Manliness (sigh) on good weight form. It's a good place to start because the guy knows his shit and it's easy to digest.

Here's the intro to it that's not in the playlist for whatever reason.

http://youtu.be/7HRqB30lxmo

And Here's the playlist (http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLLIasrSrFGdSNbeOT8Agw9N301qCHpRU0)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Himu on January 08, 2017, 11:46:23 AM
In addition Starting Strength has a robust dedicated youtube channel with resources to help you get started.

https://www.youtube.com/user/AasgaardCo
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Himu on January 12, 2017, 01:08:36 PM
Isn't the suggested number of calories for every day eating 1800-2000? For sedentary men your age the number is 1800.

I have never heard of someone suggest eating 2000 calories for weight loss. Usually for weight loss recommendations are in the ballpark of 1200 (crazy) to 1700. Personally, I suggest 1500.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Samson Manhug on January 12, 2017, 01:10:47 PM
If calorie deficit diets worked people wouldn't be fat. Obviously they make logical sense, but as you discovered our body doesn't like to be starved and attempt to correct it with cravings. Long term they are linked to extreme psychological problems. You've already voiced your displeasure for low carb diets, so maybe intermittent fasting is for you. It works for me.

https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/how-intermittent-fasting-might-help-you-live-longer-healthier-life/
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Mupepe on January 12, 2017, 02:11:54 PM
I can lose weight on 2,500 calories *shrug*

spoiler (click to show/hide)
I'm also super fat at 261 lbs as of this morning.  And calorie counting sucks.  Low carb works best for me
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Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Himu on January 12, 2017, 02:40:28 PM
I don't count calories. Low carb, heavy in greens works for me. I tend to eat till I get 80% full.

What is your diet like? What are you eating?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Samson Manhug on January 12, 2017, 02:42:10 PM
spoiler (click to show/hide)
I'm also super fat at 261 lbs as of this morning.  And calorie counting sucks.  Low carb works best for me
[close]

> Calorie counting sucks
> Low carb works
> I'm super fat

(http://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/jbhmmm.png)

I.E. when he does it, it works. If you want to be a cock in this thread, traditionally you need to have the body of a Greek god and pics to back it up.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Himu on January 12, 2017, 03:08:39 PM
I don't count calories. Low carb, heavy in greens works for me. I tend to eat till I get 80% full.

What is your diet like? What are you eating?

Bread, wheat crackers, cheese, milk, oatmeal, fruit (mostly apples, oranges, bananas, blueberries), nuts (peanuts, cashews), meat (some days poultry, some days red meat, 50% split), vegetables (cauliflower, broccoli, bell peppers but I try to change it up often). As for vegetables I try to eat some raw as well. Carrots and cherry/plum tomatoes.

As for drinks, water, milk and tea. I rarely drink more than two glasses of milk a day but I might bump that up if I start lifting.

FYI I'm 5'9" 143 pounds. When I ate 2500-2300 calories a day I was 139 pounds.

My suggestions:

Drop the milk.

Limit bread to once a week. (How much of it do you eat?)

Try to make your meals only meat and vegetables with considerably more vegetables than meat.

Drink plenty of water between meals.

Weights will help you lose even more weight.

Why do you want to lose weight by the way? 5'9 and 143 pounds does not sound overweight or fat. What is this fuckery? You'd be fine if you just started lifting right now.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Rufus on January 12, 2017, 03:15:03 PM
I don't count calories. Low carb, heavy in greens works for me. I tend to eat till I get 80% full.

What is your diet like? What are you eating?

Bread, wheat crackers, cheese, milk, oatmeal, fruit (mostly apples, oranges, bananas, blueberries), nuts (peanuts, cashews), meat (some days poultry, some days red meat, 50% split), vegetables (cauliflower, broccoli, bell peppers but I try to change it up often). As for vegetables I try to eat some raw as well. Carrots and cherry/plum tomatoes.

As for drinks, water, milk and tea. I rarely drink more than two glasses of milk a day but I might bump that up if I start lifting.

FYI I'm 5'9" 143 pounds. When I ate 2500-2300 calories a day I was 139 pounds.
That sounds fine, what are you stressing out about? :doge
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Himu on January 12, 2017, 03:20:33 PM
Lifting weights will make you lose that "stomach flab" by filling in your body with muscle. Why are you waiting to start lifting exactly?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Samson Manhug on January 12, 2017, 03:21:15 PM
The world isn't ready for another Bruce Lee yet.

(http://i.imgur.com/xphOKsc.png)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Samson Manhug on January 12, 2017, 03:24:20 PM
Lifting weights will make you lose that "stomach flab" by filling in your body with muscle.

Also, this is not science.  :doge

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Rufus on January 12, 2017, 03:25:25 PM
I'm not stressing. :doge I'm just saying. I wanted to lose my stomach flab by dropping down to 2000 calories. At the time I knew it was risky. It backfired (gained four pounds through binge eating candy), now I'm back to eating more.
Ah. Carry on then.

Whatever happened to cycling?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Himu on January 12, 2017, 03:32:43 PM
Btw Himu counting calories isn't hard after you've done it for a while. You tend to memorize things. For example you said you like to eat greens. Does that mean greens exclusively? I used to do the same thing, but now I understand a meal with just greens is far too low in calories to be a proper meal. Vegetables are absurdly low in calories. That's great because it means you can stuff yourself with them which is necessary to get all the vitamins and minerals and stuff. But it doesn't offer enough energy.

The great thing though is that vegetables go amazingly well with meat. Low calorie greens + fatty meats is makes for an excellent meal. :rejoice

I tend to eat collard greens, mustard greens, or spinach when it comes to technical "greens". I can buy a bag of collard greens for like 2 bucks. The great thing about vegetables is that you can eat a lot of them and fill up. I don't only eat greens. When I said greens, I meant vegetables. Anyways, the trick is to eat more calorie rich foods. A cup of chickpeas is 729 calories. A cup of raisins is 500.

Getting calories on a vegetarian diet is pretty easy. I don't calorie count, but I do research what best foods to get for calories.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Himu on January 12, 2017, 03:34:00 PM
Lifting weights will make you lose that "stomach flab" by filling in your body with muscle.

Also, this is not science.  :doge

Depends on the definition of "stomach flab" in that statement. If Himu-chan mean fat, that's false. If Himu-chan meant the unattractive shape around the waste, then that could be true.

I'm definitely talking about the latter.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Himu on January 12, 2017, 03:48:22 PM
My opinion:

fuck cardio.

HIIT :rejoice
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Mupepe on January 12, 2017, 03:56:09 PM
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I'm also super fat at 261 lbs as of this morning.  And calorie counting sucks.  Low carb works best for me
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> Calorie counting sucks
> Low carb works
> I'm super fat

(http://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/jbhmmm.png)

I.E. when he does it, it works. If you want to be a cock in this thread, traditionally you need to have the body of a Greek god and pics to back it up.

Greek gods tend to be too swole for my tastes, see: Boogie. I'm more a Bruce Lee kind of person. And you better fucking believe I'll have a body like that once I start lifting. :bolo

But I probably won't post pics because I'm not comfortable with that. Besides I don't want to show off. :playa
I could post my pics from a couple of years ago where I went from 284 to 193 and bench pressing 315 all while going low carb but they're still probably in this thread somewhere.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Himu on January 12, 2017, 04:14:16 PM
I could post my pics from a couple of years ago where I went from 284 to 193 and bench pressing 315 all while going low carb but they're still probably in this thread somewhere.

So what do you eat specifically when you're on "low carb" ?

No bread. No dairy. Just meats and vegetables. Food cooked in butter and/or olive/coconut oil. Emphasizes fats (specifically natural fats in aforementioned oils as well as animals and high fat vegetables/fruit like avocado).
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Himu on January 12, 2017, 04:30:29 PM
...

During morning you'd do something like make some bacon. Then put the liquified bacon fat into a saucer, turn on heat, fry some eggs. Then eat two fried eggs with some bacon and a cup of blue berries. Takes all of 20 minutes.

Then for lunch, have some left overs.

Have a small bag of nuts or seeds for a snack.

For dinner, I'd do something simple like chicken thighs. Marinate that shit and leave it in the fridge for 30 minutes if I was lazy, or leave it in there overnight. Then simply put it in the oven. Cut some onions and sweet potatoes, cook em in olive oil. Get bag of spinach and sautee with onions and sweet potatoes.

Very easy and that's just a typical day when I was low carb.

And limited starches of course. Don't want to eat potatoes for example because they'll make you fat. Sweet potatoes are a better alternative.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Mupepe on January 12, 2017, 05:27:09 PM
A lot of what QOI posted is verging onto Paleo. For example, I don't give a shit what oil is used. I'll go get some bread less fried chicken wings and I'm sure they use shit oil but it's still zero carb.

My typical day is 4 eggs and 3 pieces of bacon for breakfast, 3 chicken thighs and a spinach salad for lunch and a fatty meat like pork or beef for dinner with a spinach salad. For snacks I eat almonds or deli meats wrapped in cheese. Cheese, hot sauce and mustard make lots of bland things more bearable.

One day a week I go absolutely batshit nuts with food and consume everything in sight. Generally Saturday when I wake up until I go to bed. Sunday morning I'll be so sick of carbs it will feel good to go back.

I cook enough meats generally for the entire week Sunday night. I usually grill it but will occasionally bake my chicken.

I've lost 33 lbs since August doing this. I lost 91 lbs in 2012 doing it. I fell off the wagon in 2015 so here I am.

Edit: also, my blood pressure and cholesterol are also excellent. For being overweight at this point all my tests and vitals show me healthy as fuck. Either way I'm losing weight again. Mid year I'll be around 220 which is my goal.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Boogie on January 12, 2017, 08:21:27 PM
How do you have time to cook if it's exclusively meat and vegetables. :doge

 :iface
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Beezy on January 12, 2017, 08:46:30 PM
Lol vegetables are the easiest things to cook for lazy people since you can just steam them for a few minutes or just toss them in an oven with some seasoning, set it and forget it. Sure there's a lot more you can do with them, but it's baby easy to keep it simple and not fuck up.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Madrun Badrun on January 12, 2017, 09:24:33 PM
I started an internsip recently and they pay for lunches, so I get a free awesome lunch and then eat a salad with dorito chips in it at night.  Been losing weight.  Feels good man. 

Lifting weights will make you lose that "stomach flab" by filling in your body with muscle.

Also, this is not science.  :doge



Just doing a little bit of stomach excersizes really pulls in the gut and then doesnt look so bad with flab though. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Beezy on January 13, 2017, 05:21:43 AM
When you cook, you only make enough for one serving? :comeon
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Beezy on January 13, 2017, 05:51:28 AM
 :snoop
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Samson Manhug on January 13, 2017, 07:21:52 AM
You cook five meals a day? Do you have a job?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Mupepe on January 13, 2017, 07:44:24 AM
How would you like it if you went to a restaurant and what you ordered is something that was cooked a few hours before and all they did was heat it up? Would you like that?

Nah, breh. I eat fresh. :jared
This is basically how most Mexican restaurants/taquerias work.  The fajita and beans and rice and whatever else is cooked that morning and kept warm all day as they serve it.  I like it just fine. 

You're weird.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Boogie on January 13, 2017, 08:57:01 AM
How do you have time to cook if it's exclusively meat and vegetables. :doge

 :iface

I eat five meals a day. Exclusively meat and vegetables would mean cooking five times a damn day. Thanks but no thanks.

....Now I know how Cormac felt for all those years. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Samson Manhug on January 13, 2017, 09:02:28 AM
Incredibly frustrated at this thread? Let's make a new thread where you can't post unless you can DL BWx2.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: studyguy on January 13, 2017, 04:34:07 PM
This thread makes shit too work intensive. Literally just hard boil some eggs the night before or eat oatmeal to start, throw frozen veggies with some random ass meat an seasoning to cook and it's not THAT hard. The only thing you get out of putting in more time is less boring food, the monotony is normally what fucks with most people imo.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Himu on January 13, 2017, 04:43:50 PM
Omg complains vegetables aren't filling

Eats 5 meals a day
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Himu on January 13, 2017, 04:49:33 PM
"Only eating meat and vegetables? :doge How do you have time for that?"

"I eat five meals a day"

:dead

Anyways, Dufus. I'll let you in on a secret. I make a soup of the week and a salad of the week. Every week for the past two years. I make them so that I can get full off of them. I interchange them daily. So one day I'll have soup and the next day I'll have salad. Then I make a new soup/salad the next week. Cooking in bulk is the best and saves time. The reason you complain about time is because you are not cooking efficicently. When I ate meat, I'd do things like buy cheaper meat like pork shoulder, put it in a slow cooker with some veggies and cook that shit. Then I'd slice it up and have enough meat for that week and put the rest in the freezer. Then the next week take out the already cooked pork shoulder and cut some more and put it back. Shit is easy. You're doing it wrong.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Boogie on January 13, 2017, 09:34:54 PM
An hour and a half of open mat on a Friday night.  :rejoice

Getting back into a proper BJJ regimen at a club of hungry beasts, and having a target on your back as a brown belt in a room full of blues and purples.   :whew

Knowing that you're going to be so gawdamned sore in the morning.   :dizzy
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Himu on January 14, 2017, 06:23:21 AM
An hour and a half of open mat on a Friday night.  :rejoice

Getting back into a proper BJJ regimen at a club of hungry beasts, and having a target on your back as a brown belt in a room full of blues and purples.   :whew

Knowing that you're going to be so gawdamned sore in the morning.   :dizzy

Surrounded by monsters is how I like to phrase it. Sometimes I leave and I'm like "they're all monsters. All of them."

But you're a brown so you're one of the biggest monsters of all. No white belts at the open mat? I tend to be the only white belt at open mat and I've learned that open mat is the best day to be humble.

No kidding on the soreness but it's always worth it.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Purrp Skirrp on January 14, 2017, 07:40:43 PM
QoI, what's your rationale for excluding dairy? (Most) yogurt and milk are too high in carbs, I get that, but for me butter and cheese are low carb staples. Also whey too b/c I'm a lazy fuck. All 3 of those work macro wise, so I'm wondering why you told Dufus no dairy with low carb.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Mupepe on January 14, 2017, 08:12:51 PM
I wouldn't survive low carb without cheese.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Himu on January 14, 2017, 08:18:56 PM
QoI, what's your rationale for excluding dairy? (Most) yogurt and milk are too high in carbs, I get that, but for me butter and cheese are low carb staples. Also whey too b/c I'm a lazy fuck. All 3 of those work macro wise, so I'm wondering why you told Dufus no dairy with low carb.

Dairy is awful for you.

http://nutritionstudies.org/12-frightening-facts-milk/
http://m.motherjones.com/environment/2015/10/dairy-industry-milk-federal-dietary-guidelines

Biz said the most important things to quit to have better health were 1. Sugar and 2. Wheat. He's right but I'd honestly make dairy number two and wheat number three.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Boogie on January 14, 2017, 08:20:18 PM


But you're a brown so you're one of the biggest monsters of all. No white belts at the open mat?


haha, true enough, I suppose.  Yeah, there were some white belts as well.  But as you say, to them, I'm a monster, so they're all super intimidated no matter how relaxed and easy I'm going with them.  :lol   :)

But since I'm a bit rusty, and new to this club, the purples and more experienced blues are taking it as an opportunity to "test" me.  I'm holding 'em off okay so far, and it's a chill club, nobody's trying to run through people to prove anything.


edit:  Gimme all the milk products!  Blessed up to this point with an iron stomach, I don't get the indigestion issues some do with dairy.  And the other risks I consider minimal.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Himu on January 14, 2017, 08:22:54 PM
Sounds good. I'm not scared of brown belts. I was at first but I have learned the best people to learn from are upper belts.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Syph on January 14, 2017, 08:22:57 PM
two weeks have now passed since my very brief holiday GOMAD experiment and ive gained a net 4lbs
mission successful

...still a decent way to go
it's cool that im siginificantly closer to my goal weight than my starting weight though
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: El Babua on January 14, 2017, 08:30:13 PM
Doing a linear program for the time being because I've been inconsistent as fuck the last couple of months.

Starting off at 3x6 for Squats and Bench, 2x6 for DLs, 70% of old 1RM. Let's see how far I get!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Mupepe on January 14, 2017, 08:39:54 PM
I'm resetting squat and OHP in this next cycle of 5/3/1. I failed OHP and squat just feels like my form is starting to falter a bit. Resetting is always good for buidling up some confidence!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Samson Manhug on January 14, 2017, 10:46:48 PM
QoI, I really think you'd like this book (https://www.amazon.com/dp/0967089735/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_C.WEyb4N508KA).

Modern American dairy farming is not good for humans, despite the ad campaign by them suggesting otherwise (surprise!)

Most people on the planet don't produce lactase in adulthood and are therefore lactose intolerant. A significant population are allergic to casein too. Even the lucky ones who can tolerate milk really shouldn't drink milk from the supermarket. Modern dairy cows are genetic freaks with overactive pituitary glands producing growth hormone that ends up in the milk and is doubled by FDA-approved growth hormones. Plus supermarket milk is pasteurized. The heat kills good enzymes, destroys vitamins, and reduces mineral content. It may even alter the lactose to be more absorbable which strains the pancreas. Superheated milk tastes and smells bad so they add chemicals to mask it. Then they readd vitamins synthetically and fake D2 is actually toxic. It really does more harm than good.

Raw milk and raw cheese though? Kefir? Yoghurt? Hell yeah. Grass fed butter is okay too because it doesn't contain growth hormone and whatever health risks may be associated with soybean-fed cows. If you can't get raw cheese (who can?) natural cheese i.e. unprocessed cheese is more digestible unheated.

TL;DR: nothing matters and eat or drink what you want because that's what we're all gonna do anyway

Edit: Link fixed
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Rufus on January 14, 2017, 11:53:29 PM
Link's broken.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Himu on January 15, 2017, 03:30:09 AM
QoI, I really think you'd like this book (https://www.amazon.com/dp/0967089735/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_C.WEyb4N508KA).

Modern American dairy farming is not good for humans, despite the ad campaign by them suggesting otherwise (surprise!)

Most people on the planet don't produce lactase in adulthood and are therefore lactose intolerant. A significant population are allergic to casein too. Even the lucky ones who can tolerate milk really shouldn't drink milk from the supermarket. Modern dairy cows are genetic freaks with overactive pituitary glands producing growth hormone that ends up in the milk and is doubled by FDA-approved growth hormones. Plus supermarket milk is pasteurized. The heat kills good enzymes, destroys vitamins, and reduces mineral content. It may even alter the lactose to be more absorbable which strains the pancreas. Superheated milk tastes and smells bad so they add chemicals to mask it. Then they readd vitamins synthetically and fake D2 is actually toxic. It really does more harm than good.

Raw milk and raw cheese though? Kefir? Yoghurt? Hell yeah. Grass fed butter is okay too because it doesn't contain growth hormone and whatever health risks may be associated with soybean-fed cows. If you can't get raw cheese (who can?) natural cheese i.e. unprocessed cheese is more digestible unheated.

TL;DR: nothing matters and eat or drink what you want because that's what we're all gonna do anyway

Edit: Link fixed

thanks for the book suggestion.

i have always hated milk so there's that too. My vice has always been ice cream, for which there are non-dairy alternatives.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Valkyrie on January 15, 2017, 05:28:33 AM
Shit, that reminds me, should I cut back COMPLETELY on chocolate/candy when starting to exercise? I read (in one of Queen's links) that in the beginning it doesn't really matter what I eat as long as I eat a lot/stuff my face to keep up. And what kind of drinks can I drink? I have to admit I'm very fond of soda and chocolate... lol. This probably is going to be veeeeeeeery slow.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Purrp Skirrp on January 15, 2017, 02:16:05 PM
TL;DR: DAIRY IS SCARY.

Damn, I knew about a lot of this, stopped drinking milk in my teens, but you telling me I got to worry about non-grass fed butter? Maybe the trace amounts of casein are enough to trigger an inflammatory response in some people, idk, I was hoping it was a non-issue. But you seem to be suggesting that butter contains growth hormone in it as well? Coconut oil it is then.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Samson Manhug on January 15, 2017, 02:24:04 PM
Yeah if it's not grass-fed. Kerrygold is pretty easy to find where I live, though. Or you can order grass-fed ghee online.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Purrp Skirrp on January 15, 2017, 02:39:40 PM
Kerrygold is pretty good, I use to get that a lot. I'll stick with coconut oil for now though solely due to the cost. 54 oz of EVCO off Amazon for $17 = 105 tbsp servings.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Madrun Badrun on January 21, 2017, 09:32:34 AM
I've been watching what I eat for 2 weeks and put on 3 pounds :(  :fbm
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Boogie on January 21, 2017, 12:49:10 PM
Nothing wrong with tracking your weight, but you have to be consistent about it, and not freak out about the fluctuations.

Daily at the same time everyday, weekly on the same day/time every week, whatever.

My own cut is proceeding slowly as well.  But again, it's just 20 days into the new year.

My January 2nd weight was 200lbs.  This morning I'm 196.  But it hasn't been a steady progression, there's been ups and downs over that timeframe.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Madrun Badrun on January 21, 2017, 01:06:52 PM
I look at it every day.  This had been a slow rise with fluctuations.   
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Boogie on January 21, 2017, 01:27:03 PM
well, that is annoying then.

What's your activity level like?  Have you been less active over the past few weeks?

Change in stress?  Amount of sleep?  Gotten sick/flu/anything like that?

(Not that it's necessarily due to any of the above, but just to remind that there's more to weight changes than just diet)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Madrun Badrun on January 21, 2017, 01:38:59 PM
Ya been taking the TTC instead of walking an hour a day - but started strength again.  Less sleep more stress. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Madrun Badrun on January 21, 2017, 01:40:05 PM
Also just to get this out there TTC WTF at rush hour I can let 2 packed street cars pass and get on the third and its still has no room. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Take My Breh Away on January 25, 2017, 06:16:42 AM
God I hate myself lately because I've just completely lost all will to go to the gym since the start of the new year. Even when I get psyched up and start to pack up and everything I'll stop before I go out the door because I completely feel like crap.

Today I know I'm stressed as fuck because I have an interview for a full time job and I thought smashing a session would get rid of it for me but nope. Still got out the door and sat in the car feeling like crap for five minutes before deciding not to go.

I have no idea what to do because I've made some gains and started regaining my cardio back, but I have no idea what my mental block is.

:goty
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Samson Manhug on January 25, 2017, 06:59:56 AM
I don’t think this is necessarily the best solution, but it is one I’ve used before to mitigate depression or a lack of motivation. Find a pre-workout that makes you uncomfortably energetic. They pretty much all do thanks to the caffeine and Niacin. But it’s tough to sit in your car and talk yourself out of it when your heart is racing and your skin is flushed and itching. It provides a little external accountability.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Mupepe on January 25, 2017, 08:05:51 AM
I've been thinking a bit more about what Himu said and leftovers and stuff.

I should probably do that. Cook for two, then eat the second meal the next day so I don't have to cook then.

But do cooked greens store well in the fridge? And what's the best way to reheat them? Microwave?

Also what are the easiest leafy greens to eat because kale takes for fucking ever to scarf down.
Greens will stay just fine warmed up assuming you don't overcook them and turn them to mush.  I find a toaster oven the best way to warm them up but a microwave works.

Spinach is the easiest green for me to get my fiber in. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Take My Breh Away on January 25, 2017, 01:11:30 PM
I don’t think this is necessarily the best solution, but it is one I’ve used before to mitigate depression or a lack of motivation. Find a pre-workout that makes you uncomfortably energetic. They pretty much all do thanks to the caffeine and Niacin. But it’s tough to sit in your car and talk yourself out of it when your heart is racing and your skin is flushed and itching. It provides a little external accountability.

I had already dropped some Black Blood which is like a hell of a kick so I was already kinda pumped and itching but I just wasn't feeling it at all. I tried doing a few push ups and hindu-squats but it felt like my legs were just dead. Too stressed to give it a go, really. It was just a weird bout of depression.

Will try again on Friday, anyway.

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Shrew on January 25, 2017, 10:03:50 PM
Summer's round the corner, so time to go all in again. Meaning no alcohol til at least June.

My Guitar Hero / Rock Band  MMR ratings are gonna tank to Bronze League levels. Expert was fun while it lasted,  :(

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSz16ngdsG0




Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Boogie on February 03, 2017, 09:50:03 PM
Summer's round the corner, so time to go all in again. Meaning no alcohol til at least June.

Well, now that's discipline.  I salute you, sir.   *takes another sip of his whisky*


Quote
My Guitar Hero / Rock Band  MMR ratings are gonna tank to Bronze League levels. Expert was fun while it lasted,  :(


People are.....still playing Guitar Hero/Rock band?  ???



Anyway, a bunch of y'all already saw this via other media, but I finally hit the 265lbs PR clean and jerk that I had failed a bunch of times attempting over the past few months:

https://youtu.be/XyW-GAB_qg4
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Shrew on February 07, 2017, 11:44:31 PM
Last week I was in my basement cleaning, and slipped and fell. In a cruel twist of the gods, I landed on my bench, smack on the ribs. A week later it still hurts.

Really sucks having to just sit and wait like this for the next few weeks waiting to heal. I was all excited to go ham. Not to mention I now look at my bench out of the corner of my eye, every time I go downstairs to do laundry. Betrayal like that only adds to the pain.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGujDMhOGwQ
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Syph on February 08, 2017, 01:13:09 AM
Are you able to take a deep breath while standing or sitting? What about lying down?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: ToxicAdam on February 16, 2017, 09:49:52 AM
Fun question:

Guy who does 40 minutes of cardio (getting all sweaty) before using the bench/machines. Jerk or no jerk?

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Mupepe on February 16, 2017, 10:34:29 AM
Fun question:

Guy who does 40 minutes of cardio (getting all sweaty) before using the bench/machines. Jerk or no jerk?
Only a jerk if he doesn't clean up the other stations before he leaves them.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Mupepe on February 16, 2017, 10:37:23 AM
Oh yeah.  And I finally ran a sub 10 minute mile.  Ran one in 9:59.  I know it's still slow by most standards but when I first started running late summer of last year I was pretty damn winded with an 18 minute mile.  Yeah.  I know.  Even at my leanest in 2014 my cardio for running was pretty terrible.  I think I topped out at a 12 or 13 minute mile.  But I've made it a goal to improve that so I'm running 4 times a week on my 5/3/1 rest week and making decent progress.  I have been able to run two miles in 22 minutes for a while but that 10 minute mark was a hump I just couldn't seem to get over.  Now that I've broken it I hope I can keep going on my progress. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 16, 2017, 07:02:43 PM
Finally starting to see weight loss
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Boogie on March 12, 2017, 07:19:18 PM
Finally started to see weight gain.

Eight pounds in two months.

Eat candy, brehs. :doge

You're......doing it wrong.  :derp

Are you deadlifting 200 pounds yet?  You better be fucking deadlifting 200 pounds now. :punch


Anyhowww, for me, my announcement of June 2016 being "peak-lean Boogie" may have been premature.

The cut post-winter 2016-2017 bulk is finally progressing.   Down to the low 190s now.

And still hitting lifts damn close to my max at the beginning of the year. 

yesterday hit a 455x3 DL, 265x3x3 bench, and 345x3x3 squat.

(http://i.imgur.com/FHu5T0a.png)

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Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 12, 2017, 07:24:36 PM
Jesus
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Syph on March 12, 2017, 07:36:48 PM
Boogie how tall are you
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Boogie on March 12, 2017, 09:02:12 PM
Boogie how tall are you

Just a manlet.  5'8".

Weren't you supposed to be posting pics post GOMAD? ;)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 12, 2017, 09:11:26 PM
5'8?  That's my height.  Stop making me feel bad. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Syph on March 12, 2017, 09:17:16 PM
Boogie how tall are you

Just a manlet.  5'8".

Weren't you supposed to be posting pics post GOMAD? ;)
haha GOMAD was just a two week thing over winter break; ill post pics once I hit my target weight
i was just asking because we're similar weight...but I'm half a foot taller so you're obvs fuller
lookin pretty damn aesthetic :clap

i have the same "problem" as you though; my abs are more defined than my chest...but I wish it were the opposite haha
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Valkyrie on March 12, 2017, 09:47:29 PM
Damn, I'm tall. Which is a curse for my gender in many ways.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Boogie on March 12, 2017, 09:52:19 PM
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Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Valkyrie on March 12, 2017, 10:24:22 PM
It's important to do this for yourself! Being confident shows, and makes you 150% times more attractive and interesting, as long as you don't turn into a gym douche. ..Or is that why you don't get second dates? 🤔
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Boogie on March 12, 2017, 10:30:29 PM
It's important to do this for yourself! Being confident shows, and makes you 150% times more attractive and interesting, as long as you don't turn into a gym douche. ..Or is that why you don't get second dates? 🤔

edit:

Real answer, no, I'm not a gym douche.  I am passionate about fitness, but I'm not one of "those".
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 12, 2017, 11:38:16 PM
Finally started to see weight gain.

Eight pounds in two months.

Eat candy, brehs. :doge

You're......doing it wrong.  :derp

Are you deadlifting 200 pounds yet?  You better be fucking deadlifting 200 pounds now. :punch


Anyhowww, for me, my announcement of June 2016 being "peak-lean Boogie" may have been premature.

The cut post-winter 2016-2017 bulk is finally progressing.   Down to the low 190s now.

And still hitting lifts damn close to my max at the beginning of the year. 

yesterday hit a 455x3 DL, 265x3x3 bench, and 345x3x3 squat.

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Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Oblivion on March 12, 2017, 11:46:38 PM
I did something to my elbow back in December when I was carrying groceries. It's been hurting ever since, mainly when I bend it. Went to see a doctor the other day and told me to just ice it every day. It's been about 2 weeks now, doesn't feel any different at all. It's really ruining my workout routines. UGH.  :-\
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Valkyrie on March 13, 2017, 12:28:22 AM
Didn't even see that you posted a photo, Boogie. Lookin' good!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Oblivion on March 13, 2017, 12:33:33 AM
Holy shit, that's quite the physique, Boogie.  :o
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Oblivion on March 13, 2017, 05:30:27 AM
I did something to my elbow back in December when I was carrying groceries. It's been hurting ever since, mainly when I bend it. Went to see a doctor the other day and told me to just ice it every day. It's been about 2 weeks now, doesn't feel any different at all. It's really ruining my workout routines. UGH.  :-\

Go back to your doctor.

Anyways icing was good advice. Icing can really work miracles! Make sure you use raw ice without anything in between. Apply directly to skin. You can get burned that way but tbh you can get burned no matter how you do it, applying ice directly to the skin is just faster.

You might want to stop working out altogether until your elbow is pain free again.

Applying ice directly to skin? Isn't that a really bad idea?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Valkyrie on March 14, 2017, 06:08:11 AM
You're......doing it wrong.  :derp

I dunno, doing all those farmer's walks carrying heavy bags full of candy got me pretty swole :success
YOU TOLD ME I NEED TO CUT OUT ALL CANDY. What a hypocrite. :maf
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Mupepe on March 14, 2017, 07:40:35 AM
Depending on who you are cutting candy out completely can backfire. It can make candy more tempting which will make you fatter. :doge

It's safer to minimize it but not cut it out completely.
:doge indeed  Sounds like you're rationalizing weak will. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Huff on March 14, 2017, 08:26:10 AM
I did something to my elbow back in December when I was carrying groceries. It's been hurting ever since, mainly when I bend it. Went to see a doctor the other day and told me to just ice it every day. It's been about 2 weeks now, doesn't feel any different at all. It's really ruining my workout routines. UGH.  :-\

Go back to your doctor.

Anyways icing was good advice. Icing can really work miracles! Make sure you use raw ice without anything in between. Apply directly to skin. You can get burned that way but tbh you can get burned no matter how you do it, applying ice directly to the skin is just faster.

You might want to stop working out altogether until your elbow is pain free again.

Applying ice directly to skin? Isn't that a really bad idea?

Why would anyone take actual advice from Dufus. Don't use ice directly on your skin. smh
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Huff on March 14, 2017, 08:55:52 AM
Sorry I'm not going to take advice from a massage therapist lulz on anything but happy endings

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Valkyrie on March 14, 2017, 09:22:14 AM

https://www.painscience.com/articles/icing.php

I've been icing my feet on and off for like... a year. :doge I've never even had anything close to a burn.
Your feet probably look like Mr. Deeds'
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Boogie on March 14, 2017, 12:18:42 PM
You're......doing it wrong.  :derp

I dunno, doing all those farmer's walks carrying heavy bags full of candy got me pretty swole :success

ARE YOU DEADLIFTING TWO HUNDRED POUNDS NOW, YES OR NO?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Mupepe on March 14, 2017, 01:18:47 PM
Depending on who you are cutting candy out completely can backfire. It can make candy more tempting which will make you fatter. :doge

It's safer to minimize it but not cut it out completely.
:doge indeed  Sounds like you're rationalizing weak will.

Finding out what works for you best isn't 'rationalizing weak will'. :comeon
Rationalizing weak will is what works best for you.  Got it.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 14, 2017, 02:19:22 PM
YOU CAN DO IT

http://i.imgur.com/B8dIDii.gifv
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Boogie on March 14, 2017, 02:38:01 PM
You're......doing it wrong.  :derp

I dunno, doing all those farmer's walks carrying heavy bags full of candy got me pretty swole :success

ARE YOU DEADLIFTING TWO HUNDRED POUNDS NOW, YES OR NO?

I haven't signed up at a gym yet... so no. :doge

I guess I need stop RATIONALIZING MY WEAK WILL. :doge

I get it, it's important to set realistic, achievable goals.

I mean, in your case, the goal is "get fatter", but still.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 14, 2017, 02:44:10 PM
No the goal is to be less of a candy muncher and its an honorable goal. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Mupepe on March 14, 2017, 03:04:20 PM
You're......doing it wrong.  :derp

I dunno, doing all those farmer's walks carrying heavy bags full of candy got me pretty swole :success

ARE YOU DEADLIFTING TWO HUNDRED POUNDS NOW, YES OR NO?

I haven't signed up at a gym yet... so no. :doge

I guess I need stop RATIONALIZING MY WEAK WILL. :doge

I get it, it's important to set realistic, achievable goals.

I mean, in your case, the goal is "get fatter", but still.
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Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Boogie on March 14, 2017, 06:27:22 PM

having a little bit of candy instead of no candy whatsoever removes the forbidden fruit aspect of it, and that aspect can be problematic for some

But.....you're eating more candy.

Like, so many of your posts in the past few pages of this thread are about candy.

And you've gained 8 pounds, none of which by your own admission is due to working out and gaining strength.

 :dizzy


Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: eleuin on March 14, 2017, 06:48:01 PM
you don't need candy to survive though  ???
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Mupepe on March 14, 2017, 06:48:08 PM
yeah that's not really comparable :doge

food is something you need to survive and its something you always have to have, drugs not so much

having a little bit of candy instead of no candy whatsoever removes the forbidden fruit aspect of it, and that aspect can be problematic for some
they're both consumables.  You don't need candy to survive.  You consume it because of addiction and comfort.  Sounds like a drug to me.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: nachobro on March 14, 2017, 07:01:50 PM
you don't need candy to survive though  ???
fuk maybe u don't
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Purrp Skirrp on March 15, 2017, 03:48:18 AM
5'8?  That's my height.  Stop making me feel bad.

(http://i.imgur.com/ZTj2Ez3.gif) (https://www.instagram.com/p/BNZGLXrA3Gp/)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Oblivion on March 22, 2017, 05:12:43 AM
Well, I got a dose of bad news. So I mentioned before that I was having pain in my elbow for several months now. All this time me and the doctors thought it was a muscle tear of some kind, but it turns out the issue is much worse. They think the problem is not one related to muscle, but rather, nerves, specifically my ulnar nerve. That would actually explain many of the issues that confused the doctors, like why this pain has lasted this long and why ice or heat was having no effect.

They gave me some stretching exercises to do, but I honestly don't know if they're having any positive effect. I'm actually more concerned now than ever before. D:
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: duckman2000 on March 22, 2017, 05:55:36 AM
Got into martial arts again, which deals with the problem of being bored by training and really brought my supposed fitness to the test. Anyone train Keysi or Defence Lab?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 22, 2017, 08:48:36 AM
finally starting to see some weight loss.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Boogie on March 22, 2017, 09:35:55 AM
. Anyone train Keysi or Defence Lab?

No.  Gimmicky shite, it looks to me.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Boogie on March 22, 2017, 02:26:47 PM
Dufus, do you ever actually do anything, or just idly speculate about a laundry list of things you might like to do, but never actually get around to?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Mupepe on March 22, 2017, 02:46:42 PM
He eats candy.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: El Babua on March 22, 2017, 04:07:32 PM
Snapped something up in or near my wrist, now I'm finding it painful to open doors or masturbate.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 23, 2017, 01:11:40 AM
stop opening doors while you jerk it then
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: El Babua on March 23, 2017, 01:32:31 AM
It's the only way I can get off bro.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: duckman2000 on March 23, 2017, 07:02:43 AM
. Anyone train Keysi or Defence Lab?

No.  Gimmicky shite, it looks to me.

It's pretty damned kinetic if you ask me. They have pushed the hollywood connection to death, but the system underneath is sound. But then our instructor has a kali and muay thai background so I'm not convinced that we are training straight up DL.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 23, 2017, 08:29:07 AM
It's the only way I can get off bro.

me too :(

come join use at r/doorsanddrawersfetish
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Rahxephon91 on March 27, 2017, 03:13:34 AM
So I don't know anything about fitness or anything. I've kind of just been going to the gym and doing stuff aimlessly.

What things should I be doing? What equipment should I be using? What should I be eating? I really have no idea. I'm a skinny guy. Not trying to loose weight, gain some if anything. Just trying to look toned and in shape. Some muscles on my arms basicly.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Boogie on March 27, 2017, 06:57:50 AM
So I don't know anything about fitness or anything. I've kind of just been going to the gym and doing stuff aimlessly.

What things should I be doing? What equipment should I be using? What should I be eating? I really have no idea. I'm a skinny guy. Not trying to loose weight, gain some if anything. Just trying to look toned and in shape. Some muscles on my arms basicly.

(https://media.tenor.co/images/08a09dc973c3f7c8965d37f4927bb7c2/tenor.gif)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Rahxephon91 on March 27, 2017, 08:17:53 AM
I don't get it. My post makes you angry?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: ToxicAdam on March 27, 2017, 09:00:41 AM
So I don't know anything about fitness or anything. I've kind of just been going to the gym and doing stuff aimlessly.

What things should I be doing? What equipment should I be using? What should I be eating? I really have no idea. I'm a skinny guy. Not trying to loose weight, gain some if anything. Just trying to look toned and in shape. Some muscles on my arms basicly.

If you have money, get a trainer. They will teach you the basics, they will show you routines. Slowly you'll learn and get confidence and be able to do it yourself.

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 27, 2017, 06:50:38 PM
I don't get it. My post makes you angry?

Because he thinks he's better than us.  Because he is.  He has to live like a god among ants. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on March 27, 2017, 07:05:21 PM
So I've hit a plateau, can't seem to get these last 7 pounds off.
So I went and slapped on a My Fitness app to help me count calories and such. It's saying that I should be eating about 1,600 calories a day. That seems a little low, but then I am 7 pounds heavier than I want to be :doge
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Syph on March 27, 2017, 10:14:10 PM
So I've hit a plateau, can't seem to get these last 7 pounds off.
So I went and slapped on a My Fitness app to help me count calories and such. It's saying that I should be eating about 1,600 calories a day. That seems a little low, but then I am 7 pounds heavier than I want to be :doge
The daily average is ~2000-2200 so that sounds about right if you're trying to lose weight. Although I would recommend pairing it with cardio still and not just relying on starving yourself lol but I'm assuming you're still hitting the gym
Also a good thing to remember is once you get really close (1-2lbs) it might just be what time of day you're weighing yourself or how much water weight you have at that time.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Sho Nuff on March 27, 2017, 10:19:15 PM
I went to Japan for about six weeks and just ate with wild abandon. Curry, ramen, steak steak steak. Gained about 15 pounds.

Came back to the States and switched back to chicken breasts, broccoli, yogurt, mostly low-carb, with about 2 and a half hours of BJJ every night. Took about ten off in two weeks, FEELS GOOD MANG
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Syph on March 28, 2017, 04:00:16 AM
I've been working on a bum shoulder for a few months now, recently got to the point where the pain and tightness was too much after every workout. Pretty sure it's a rotator cuff issue. I don't know what I can do in the gym now. Even dropping my bench 50lbs and doing fewer sets, it hurt. I've cut out anything where my elbows go above my shoulder, which pretty much leaves me with squats, pec deck, and low rows. Overtraining and not letting things heal, brehs   :goty2


Shit is killing me when I try to sleep especially, as I can't sleep on my back and if I'm on my stomach, I have to have my arm propped up and wake up with it falling asleep and shit, or if I'm on my side as soon as it slumps it wakes me up like I got stabbed.
this guys kinda awkward but it's a good stretch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YF5cJ0VNJVE&t=3s

btw, in the event that it's so painful that you can't sleep, it might be a frozen shoulder (in which case you need to go to the doctor and they can scan it to break up the built-up calcium)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Mupepe on March 28, 2017, 07:55:45 AM
2-3 weeks won't do anything to your gains if you keep your diet up. You'll likely get stronger. Enjoy your break, bro.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Huff on March 28, 2017, 03:41:04 PM
Theres a bunch of rotator cuff specific exercises you can do to strength the muscles around the sholder, which I had to when I tore my rotator cuff and didn't want surgery

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on March 28, 2017, 03:41:44 PM
So I've hit a plateau, can't seem to get these last 7 pounds off.
So I went and slapped on a My Fitness app to help me count calories and such. It's saying that I should be eating about 1,600 calories a day. That seems a little low, but then I am 7 pounds heavier than I want to be :doge
The daily average is ~2000-2200 so that sounds about right if you're trying to lose weight. Although I would recommend pairing it with cardio still and not just relying on starving yourself lol but I'm assuming you're still hitting the gym
Also a good thing to remember is once you get really close (1-2lbs) it might just be what time of day you're weighing yourself or how much water weight you have at that time.
Yeah, already have a workout routine and it's worked to get me through 10 lbs. But for nearly 2 months I've just been plateaued at my current weight. I still want to lose another 7 but they're just stubborn. Figured, if my exercise isn't doing it, maybe I need to change my intake.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Huff on March 28, 2017, 06:50:39 PM
Wouldn't hurt to see a PT before you  injure yourself with advice from online people
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Take My Breh Away on March 29, 2017, 09:59:16 AM
Finally got an answer why my legs are feeling heavy as all hell. Depression and my body and brain having a spat. Not much I can do about it. Doc advised I extend my routine to a week and a half instead of a week for a while (Also cause of a medication change) and see how I get on.

 :goty
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Mupepe on March 29, 2017, 10:02:32 AM
What if my diet is lots of beer and bad food :doge
get plenty of protein and you should still be ok!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: TakingBackSunday on March 29, 2017, 12:35:27 PM
playing basketball again :rock
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Rahxephon91 on April 07, 2017, 04:26:27 AM
Do you guys have any protein bars or drinks that you like and actually taste good?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: ToxicAdam on April 07, 2017, 04:00:20 PM
Quest Lemon bar is amazing.


Quest in general is the best (IMO). I haven't had a bad bar yet and I've tried 5 different ones.

It's very dense though, so it might not agree with your palat. Just buy a single one first.



Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Nola on April 07, 2017, 04:24:19 PM
Quest bars are indeed amazing.

And if you manage to clean up your diet in other ways they eventually become even more amazing.

I'm partial to the mint chocolate chip myself. They remind me of thin mint girl scout cookies.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: nachobro on April 07, 2017, 07:40:23 PM
Muscle Pharm Combat Cookies & Cream is the best tasting protein powder I've had and it's very cheap if you have a Costco membership. I think Quest bars are kinda gross but I haven't tried the mint or lemon ones. I just do Kind bars instead, but they can have a bunch of sugar if you are trying to avoid that.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Beezy on April 08, 2017, 11:08:39 AM
After hearing some negative things about whey based protein powders, I switched to a plant based protein powder sometime last year. I don't care about flavor much. All I ask is that it doesn't taste like some unnatural shit that I shouldn't be consuming.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: El Babua on April 09, 2017, 11:27:36 PM
3 weeks ago: Biggest and perhaps the best I ever looked, nice juicy

Now: 1 step away from dad bod lol

Actually haven't eaten that much, strength seems the same and wrist is feeling a lot better. Fluctuations like this are a part of the game I guess lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Rahxephon91 on April 11, 2017, 01:25:11 PM
Do you guys have any protein bars or drinks that you like and actually taste good?

I had one of these Lenny and Larry's Complete Cookie (Birthday Cake) and it was pretty good.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Beezy on April 11, 2017, 03:24:41 PM
Shoulder is getting better. Lots of stretching, heat/cold alternating, and not using it. But that means I've seen my gainz fade away in record time. About a month without any serious upper body stuff and I look worse than I did before I started lifting at all. Like absolute dogshit. I'm basically going to have to start from scratch. Going from 230 4x5 1x9 bench to 50 5x5  :foxx
50?! Jesus, your shoulder was that bad?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: El Babua on April 11, 2017, 05:46:13 PM
Went bowling like an idiot so my wrist is gonna take little while longer to heal.  :doge
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Rahxephon91 on May 05, 2017, 07:49:03 PM
So what kind of Protien Shake do you guys recommend for building muscle. I know nothing about powders and shakes, but I guess it's time to start looking into them.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Madrun Badrun on May 05, 2017, 08:25:41 PM
Get something that tastes good to start (but has no sugar). 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: G The Resurrected on May 06, 2017, 02:59:26 AM
So after hitting my largest weight in my life and having some more health issues I decided to do something about it. I was hospitalized back in march for a while to clear up an infection where I found out I have an autoimmune disease that has been causing hell in my gut and body. The dietician I saw prior to this misdiagnosed me and what they were suggesting was causing me inflammation and resulted in the hospitalization.  My skin was breaking and creating ulcers and since my body couldn't heal I was in bad shape. So now that I'm back home and working with a new set of doctors we have got things going in a direction. I took the initiative to research more about what I have and made a plan around it. It has taken a little while to test what is causing issues and what isn't and I found a extreme low carb diet seems to work for me best. Couple that with walking briskly everyday for 6 miles I'm moving. I was 386 pounds at the end of march and am now down to 340. While I was in the hospital I was only on IV so I lost a lot of weight from just not eating while my stomach and intestines healed. At my heaviest I was 419 pounds. I think I'm well healed now and have been feeling great with a 16 hour fast and two meals. Right now I'm making eggs for my first meal and coupling it with bacon/sausage. And my nightly meals are either chicken salad or a pesto chicken cauliflower/mushroom. I'm not even hungry and I'm keeping my intake at less than 900 cal a day. I've got more energy now than I've ever had and my body is hot all over most of the day which is probably the keto.  I'm running at an extreme deficit almost 300 more than what my doctor was comfortable with. So far I've managed my macros well and it's working out really well. A big plus is that my skin finally started to heal which it hasn't been doing properly in almost a year, I'm ulcer free!

So I've got questions about moving on from walking and getting into weights and reducing stress on my feet. Where do you start and is there a good guide to form and technique? What kind of setup should I invest in? I still can't use a gym yet so I have to setup my own home gym while I loose a little more. They won't let me sign up till I'm 275 at my local gym. I'm looking at getting modular weights from powerblocks and a Elliptical trainer (this is what I'm thinking about: https://www.proform.com/hiit-trainers/cardio-hiit-trainer-pro (https://www.proform.com/hiit-trainers/cardio-hiit-trainer-pro) ) Is that a good setup to work strength and cardio?

One thing I had to ditch was Quest bars/powder I'm so pissed that it affects my bloods sugar levels They say that it doesn't, but it does. Thank god for their "chips" though. And fuck everything has sugar in it  :maf Seriously had a hard time finding things without it. Anything else I should be doing while I maintain this diet and add more exercise into the mix? I take some BCAA's to help along with some other supplements I got a prescription for magnesium and potassium in high doses and have been getting my urine tested weekly.

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Purrp Skirrp on May 06, 2017, 06:24:34 AM
One thing I had to ditch was Quest bars/powder I'm so pissed that it affects my bloods sugar levels They say that it doesn't, but it does.

anything you eat will affect blood sugar levels... :doge just that sugar has the strongest effect, which is not what you want in excess

Bruh he clearly means Quest bars are raising his blood sugar too much, rather than bleep bloop raising blood sugar at all. Like you said, there will be a blood sugar response after eating anything, but with a low carb/ketogenic diet you are reducing carbs enough so that the blood sugar response is generally negligible.

Quest bars are marketed as being low carb (subtract fiber from total carbs to get "net carbs" :doge) and therefore expected to not dramatically raise one's blood sugar. There aren't many protein bar equivalents with macros thought to be kosher for a low carb diet, so Quest has carved out a nice little niche amongst low carb/keto dieters and diabetics. Cue reality and G is rightfully bummed that these expensive ass Quest bars turn out to raise blood sugar more than expected.

https://www.reddit.com/r/keto/comments/2wrn1c/quest_bar_glucose_spike_caused_by_the_carb_source/

I'm not sure what's in their powders, if it's the whey protein itself that can cause a big enough spike? Based on the above link, whey itself didn't invoke a huge response.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Mupepe on May 06, 2017, 07:56:42 AM
So what kind of Protien Shake do you guys recommend for building muscle. I know nothing about powders and shakes, but I guess it's time to start looking into them.
It's really not time. If you have to supplement your diet starting out then your diet is bad. Save money and just buy a can of tuna and eat an extra one a day. Most protein powder are junk and the ones that are good are outrageously priced.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: G The Resurrected on May 15, 2017, 07:02:56 PM
So i'm coming up to a milestone date where I'm pivoting into a more active routine and really don't know what's best for me. The diet is rock solid so far outside of a few slips here and there. It's the equipment that Is a huge undertaking financially it's expensive to own your own equipment, but I'm thinking of buying a HIIT stepper for $1700. It's a lot to me and I don't know if it's worth it honestly. I'm thinking about how much a gym costs down the road and that's like 5 years worth of gym membership. Since I've already got a spinner for cardio I was hoping that the stepper would help with the lower body strength building without doing presses and shit that will kill my knees. I also have my weights that I'm going to start working with in a structured manner so as to get the best upper body workout I can do.

It's a loaded question and I don't have anyone to help me make the choice.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: G The Resurrected on May 15, 2017, 07:43:44 PM
How far a commute is the gym you'd otherwise be attending?

Can't currently use the gym equipment due to weight. So it's not a commute thing it's a waiting till I can use a gym. This might help accelerate that and or I might not need a gym in the future if it works out well enough for me. It's a pretty big gamble and footing the bill for something like that is hard. I almost thought about starting a gofundme page or something so I could get some help since it's such an expense. Yeah pathetic or whatever I just want to get health. It's pretty demoralizing at times I must say, being fat and unhealthy.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Oblivion on May 26, 2017, 09:13:56 PM
So, as I mentioned before, I've been undergoing physical therapy for my elbow injury a while back and something occurred to me. So my injury only prevents me from doing press movements, but pulling movements are totally fine. So basically, I can still build my biceps, but the triceps are going to be lagging far behind. With that being the case, is it bad idea if I continue trying to build my biceps in the sense that it will cause muscle imbalance?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Mupepe on May 26, 2017, 10:10:21 PM
So, as I mentioned before, I've been undergoing physical therapy for my elbow injury a while back and something occurred to me. So my injury only prevents me from doing press movements, but pulling movements are totally fine. So basically, I can still build my biceps, but the triceps are going to be lagging far behind. With that being the case, is it bad idea if I continue trying to build my biceps in the sense that it will cause muscle imbalance?
Not if your form is on point and you don't try to push past your limit by using bad form and relying on support muscles. You can still isolate your triceps with pulldowns and certain dumbbell movements.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Madrun Badrun on May 26, 2017, 11:29:04 PM
if your biceps become too large you'll become top heavy, making you prone to falling over and spinning on your head like a top.  Other than that, I don't see a problem. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Oblivion on May 28, 2017, 06:15:08 PM
So, as I mentioned before, I've been undergoing physical therapy for my elbow injury a while back and something occurred to me. So my injury only prevents me from doing press movements, but pulling movements are totally fine. So basically, I can still build my biceps, but the triceps are going to be lagging far behind. With that being the case, is it bad idea if I continue trying to build my biceps in the sense that it will cause muscle imbalance?
Not if your form is on point and you don't try to push past your limit by using bad form and relying on support muscles. You can still isolate your triceps with pulldowns and certain dumbbell movements.

Sweet. Thanks, broski.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Valkyrie on May 30, 2017, 09:38:20 PM
Daym, gurl. 405lb/184kg

(https://i.imgur.com/3nqq183.gif)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Boogie on May 30, 2017, 09:40:28 PM
 :mouf
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Mupepe on May 31, 2017, 07:36:44 AM
Dayum that's so sexy
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Valkyrie on June 03, 2017, 01:21:31 PM
That's it. Time to start pretending I'm blind so I can touch butts.

(https://i.imgur.com/AZLFJCf.gif)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Boogie on June 12, 2017, 12:24:27 AM
So, five weeks ago or so, in the lead-up training for a BJJ tournament, I injured my shoulder.  Injuries suck.  :-\

(Didn't do so hot at the tourney.  Not because of the injury, just because, well, other brown belts are good too lol).

Anyway, been doing physio, but it's been tough to be disciplined enough not to do the activities that make it worse.

Have only done 2 BJJ classes in four weeks, which drives me crazy.  Can't do any presses, or even back squats without aggravating it somewhat.

Still been able to play hockey, use the concept II rower machine, and obviously running fine.  And also front squats seem to be fine.   For a normal sane person, this would be sufficient, but I hate not being able to do everything I want to.

As a silver lining, I hit a front squat PR today.   315lbs.   My depth was barely passable, and had some back rounding maybe, but it still went up easy, and that was after doing too many reps working my way up to it, a crappy night's sleep, and doing some circuits of high box jumps beforehand too.   So I think I have at least 20lbs, maybe more in me for that lift right now.

Anyway, video:

https://youtu.be/Lp3YRiFDCfs
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: chronovore on June 14, 2017, 11:53:11 PM
Daym, gurl. 405lb/184kg

(https://i.imgur.com/3nqq183.gif)

That was not a difficult fap.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Oblivion on June 15, 2017, 05:40:29 AM
I'm on the same injury boat as Boogie and Stro.

Mine's with my left elbow which has now been going on for month six with no sign of improvement whatsoever, and things getting possibly worse even. The pain that was mainly limited to my elbow has now started encompassing my upper arm as well. When I went to see a doctor about this stupid issue back in February, they figured it was a pinched nerve. It might be the case, but we never did any tests that would make it absolutely certain that was the case. It could be a pinched nerve, it could be tendonitis, it could be bone spurts, it could be a dozen different things. I'm going to go see a different doctor on Tuesday (not cause I think the previous doctor did a bad job per se - at the time, it might have seemed like a reasonable assumption - but cause they're on vacation for the next few weeks) and hopefully I can get another, more accurate diagnosis.

My fear is that we might not be able to know for sure without me having to go through an MRI. And considering those are expensive as fuck, and me not currently having insurance (I went through my university this past year, which I'm no longer a part of since I graduated), that makes for a very shitty combination. The first doctor tried to look via ultrasound but couldn't find anything visibly wrong. Maybe we can give it another shot since things have gotten worse and if something got torn or inflamed, it might actually be visible now.

This is the longest injury I've ever had, but like I mentioned, the worst part isn't the length of time I'm been afflicted with this, but whether it'll be healed at all without resorting to severe measures. At this point, I don't even care if it'll take another 6 months to heal, AS LONG AS IT ACTUALLY HEALS AT SOME POINT.

I started lifting because I wanted to stop being a skinny loser and also make myself attractive to the opposite sex. But as time went on, I honestly began to enjoy lifting for the sake of lifting. I actually LIKED going to the gym after a while. It was no longer a chore. It's actually one of my favorite past times nowadays. And the fact that I'm already locked out of doing most press exercises and that it's looking like it's going to be extended further to ALL arm exercises makes me fucking depressed.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Mupepe on June 15, 2017, 01:55:03 PM
That sucks, Oblivion  Nagging pain that lasts six months is likely not something you can just rehab on your own anyhow.  Best of luck to you, boogie and stro on your injuries

I'm taking it a bit easy this week.  I'm back to benching 315, my squat is back to 320, deadlift 425 and OHP 190.  At my gym there is a big window that looks at the sidewalk.  In the morning there is a lot of foot traffic at my job on the sidewalk with people coming in to work.  I used to love setting up for my deadlift and looking in the mirror to see people stop and watch.  They've started doing it again after I hit 4 45's on each side. 

I've also seen people stop and stare when I do pullups.  I don't think most of them believe a big fat fuck like me could bust out the pull ups I do.  Next thing is to start working on my weight again.  I got down 43 lbs between August of last year and March of this year but I haven't weighed myself in a while as I've been on a bulk.  My belt or pant size hasn't changed but I know I've gained some fat and a lot of water weight.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Oblivion on June 16, 2017, 01:23:28 AM
When did you get the injury and how long did you keep on going until you stopped lifting? Just keep going to a doctor and try figuring what's going on. If six months of rest didn't do the trick, another six months of rest probably won't improve it.

Injuries suck but every injury is a teaching moment. I was about to get an injury with running but my experience with previous running injuries nipped it in the bud when I took action.

This started back in late December. Initially I rested for about two weeks and noticed that wasn't doing anything, so I slowly started getting back into it, but tried to avoid any lifts that directly effected that body part. From December to the present, I probably went to the gym a total of 10 times.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Oblivion on June 20, 2017, 06:03:15 PM
Okay, just came back from the doctor.

Good news is, she seems 99% positive that this issue has nothing to do with nerve damage. We ran a few tests (again) and seems to think it's triceps tendinopathy. I don't know why my idiot physical therapist thought why it was a nerve issue since those are generally connected to numbness and tingling in the fingers (thankfully, none of which I had). In fact, this current doctor thinks that the nerve gliding exercises she prescribed to me, may have ended up aggravating any tears I already had (which would possibly explain the flare ups I had within the past few weeks).

Anyway, she prescribed me some anti-inflammatory medication (which I never tried before) and some muscle workouts to do a week afterwards, and see her again in three weeks. Hopefully, we have the CORRECT diagnosis this time, and I will finally be healed.

Question: any of you guys taken anti-inflammatory meds before for muscle tears/strains? Have they helped?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Valkyrie on June 21, 2017, 03:50:18 AM
How accurate is this?

(https://i.imgur.com/fqZg04fl.jpg)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Beezy on June 21, 2017, 10:05:16 AM
Well I think I have a pretty average face, but I've definitely gotten way more attention from women since I've gotten into better shape. And I'm not even that strong or big. I definitely get compliments from men too though, especially if its someone who I haven't seen since before I started working out consistently.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Boogie on June 21, 2017, 12:43:48 PM
How accurate is this?

(https://i.imgur.com/fqZg04fl.jpg)

Perhaps you should tell us your how much the top example applies to you first  :-*

I don't exactly have an easy time attracting/"picking up" women in spite of my "jacked-ness", but I do notice myself getting looks from women, particularly if I'm wearing something that does highlight the shape I'm in.  I guess that means the result is more "appreciating from afar", than swarming around like bees to honey. :lol

And the women who have been attracted to me have been forthright about the physique being a turn-on for them.

Also, what Jack said.  And, as a slightly short guy, height. :P

I only have a couple "gym bro" types who fit the latter experience.  The one guy is the "instagram fitness guru" I've mentioned before.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Oblivion on June 21, 2017, 03:49:15 PM
I've had like maybe 10 women at the most compliment me once I started working out 3 years ago. I went from emaciated to slightly lean. Of the women that I've dated and had sex with, they didn't seem to complain, so I guess that's nice as well.

I'm not buff in any way so I never got any adulation from other dudes.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Mupepe on June 21, 2017, 04:54:50 PM
I think lifting gets me equal attention from the sexes. From women they will notice my biceps or shoulders and say something. Guys will usually bro prop me while I am actually at the gym and ask for advice. When I was skinnier women would ask about my diet, but I rarely get asked for workout tips from women because I assume they think they'll get huge. But in general any compliment or comment at all is usually from someone who also lifts. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Valkyrie on June 21, 2017, 09:08:36 PM
It's been years since I went to an actual public gym and not just squatting/doing weird yoga shit in my living room. So it's hard to say, lol. But I'd be lying if I said I don't like to look at muscular guys, as long as it isn't too much (I still admire their efforts of course). Less is more, imo. But everyone is built differently, so some look better with less muscles, some look better with a lot. I look at women too, because super fit women are very exercise motivating. Especially if they have dat ass.

I'm gonna start going to the gym regularly after I move, although I'm reeeeally intimidated by everything, especially the equipment. And I'm scared because of that NSFL broken leg press gif I saw. :doge
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Rufus on June 21, 2017, 09:32:07 PM
I'm gonna start going to the gym regularly after I move, although I'm reeeeally intimidated by everything, especially the equipment. And I'm scared because of that NSFL broken leg press gif I saw. :doge
Oh god, I know exactly what you're talking about. That was harrowing. :-\
The instructor (?) watching her could probably hear those tendons snap.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Beezy on June 21, 2017, 10:05:49 PM
I'm gonna start going to the gym regularly after I move, although I'm reeeeally intimidated by everything, especially the equipment.
Use one of the gym's trainers for a month and you'll be fine.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 21, 2017, 10:27:13 PM
I started working out again, running and body weight stuff, and kinda dietting.  I feel better after a week and less depressed but fuck im tired and cranky. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: El Babua on June 22, 2017, 01:45:47 AM
Getting fat af in some places but also thicc in others.

Haven't been hitting it consistently, but strength seems the same, probably down when it comes to peak levels however.

Hopefully I can cut for winter.  :doge
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Oblivion on June 22, 2017, 04:21:22 PM
I remember reading a study a few years ago about the type of male body that women were attracted to, and it sorta blew my mind at the time. I can't link the study cause it doesn't exist anymore sadly, but there were five options, one was Brad Pitt from Fight Club, another was the bodybuilder Frank Zane, and the other 3 were in between those two. As an adult male who grew up with the impression that women loved super buff dudes, naturally I figured they'd go with Zane. Turns out he was the LEAST attractive of the five, and by a substantial margin (only 1% chose him!). Later on, I thought about it, and I guess it actually makes sense. I can see how women might think bodybuilders are a little TOO buff.

But it's good news for me since working out to be Brad Pitt from FC would take way fewer years to accomplish than Frank Zane. :D
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Mupepe on June 22, 2017, 07:12:59 PM
And I'm scared because of that NSFL broken leg press gif I saw. :doge

just saw this

wtf i didn't even know this was possible

i have a strength training book but that mentions injuries but not this

i don't think fully straightening the legs is bad for squats/leg press though
Fine for squats. Lockouts are the problem with leg press. Don't lock out for extended periods at full extension. You're not activating enough support muscles and it causes strain on weak points.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Oblivion on June 23, 2017, 07:09:11 AM
Brad Pitt was at 6% body fat in Fight Club. That's going to be a challenge.

I didn't say it was gonna be easy, but rather easier.   :doge
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: ToxicAdam on June 23, 2017, 08:49:33 AM
The problem with the lean look is that you lose all that fat and collagen in your face, too. Depending on your bone structure, head size, etc. You can make yourself look worse and less attractive.

Plus, when you get that lean you really start to flirt with body dysmorphia problems. Where you keep pushing it in order to maintain an unnatural state.



 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Mupepe on June 23, 2017, 09:24:05 AM
All of this irrelevant and healthier if you work for a physique that satisfies you and not some hypothetical woman you might have if you only had the X body type. Loving your own physique will bleed into self confidence which will get you further with women anyhow.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Valkyrie on June 23, 2017, 09:32:28 AM
All of this irrelevant and healthier if you work for a physique that satisfies you and not some hypothetical woman you might have if you only had the X body type. Loving your own physique will bleed into self confidence which will get you further with women anyhow.
This is a great post. The right amount of self confidence is a lot more attractive than a bunch of muscles. Do what you do for yourself.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 23, 2017, 02:02:19 PM
I just want to feel a tad thinner, I don't give a shit about muscle

Dieting sucks tho meh
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Rufus on June 23, 2017, 02:08:48 PM
You say feel. Judging by your pictures, it's not gravity that is your enemy.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Oblivion on June 23, 2017, 03:58:26 PM
It's amazing though how men don't want to accept that women prefer that Brad Pitt body by far and not a super swole body. Apparently to women a very muscular body doesn't look normal or looks 'scary' or some shit. I did chat with this one girl who said she preferred men as muscular as possible, but we were both teens when she said that. I'm guessing it's the equivalent of a teenage boy saying he'd want boobs/ass as big as possible. :doge

Fight me, irl :punch
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 25, 2017, 01:18:15 AM
You say feel. Judging by your pictures, it's not gravity that is your enemy.

It's my ego and my dysmorphia.  I had been so suited with my 150~ pound frame, but 160 for some reason makes me feel fat and blobby and gooey.

I'm not crazy am I?  Even with my skinny frame, I feel so fucking fat.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 25, 2017, 01:19:29 AM
Mostly I want to eradicate my belly and give definition to my arms.  And yes, I realize my stupid "muscles suck" post from earlier.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Boogie on June 25, 2017, 02:42:49 AM
you deadlifting 200lbs yet, Dufus?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Rufus on June 25, 2017, 08:35:11 AM
You say feel. Judging by your pictures, it's not gravity that is your enemy.

It's my ego and my dysmorphia.  I had been so suited with my 150~ pound frame, but 160 for some reason makes me feel fat and blobby and gooey.

I'm not crazy am I?  Even with my skinny frame, I feel so fucking fat.
:shaq2

Well, some more muscle will make you feel lighter at least. I'm going to assume the belly fat only shows when you're sitting.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Valkyrie on June 25, 2017, 08:38:52 AM
You say feel. Judging by your pictures, it's not gravity that is your enemy.

It's my ego and my dysmorphia.  I had been so suited with my 150~ pound frame, but 160 for some reason makes me feel fat and blobby and gooey.

I'm not crazy am I?  Even with my skinny frame, I feel so fucking fat.
Most people do feel bad about themselves, but objectively, you look great. Not just your face, but your body as well. A lot of guys would kill to look like you. I'm not trying to convince you into bettering your self-image, but I'm just saying the truth. I really don't understand why you have dysmorphia, but if it really is that bad, what does help you with it? Exercise?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Boogie on June 25, 2017, 08:47:53 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/jjdqSsb.gif)

Just checking.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Mupepe on June 25, 2017, 09:08:41 AM
Dufus. Tell me why eating two 1000 calorie meals will make you fatter and weaker.

Spoiler alert: It won't. Spreading your calories out might have a better psychological effect but meal timing is almost irrelevant.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Mupepe on June 25, 2017, 09:17:40 AM
No you won't. You're spouting 2001 era broscience. Meal timing is irrelevant outside of mental impacts. Look up intermittent fasting. Even that has some meal timing rules but experiment a little and you'll find out it doesn't really matter once you get past that mental adjustment.

At my skinniest and strongest I was eating one to two meals a day getting 3500 calories. You just got to get the calories in somehow. About the only thing in meal timing that matter are insulin spikes after a workout and that's just an advantage you can use to make yourself stronger.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Mupepe on June 25, 2017, 09:27:06 AM
And to be fair, meal timing probably does have some effect, but it's negligible. Especially for a beginner. Macro nutrients, routine, rest and technique matter so much more. Shit like meal timing bugs me because it's thrown at beginner like some hard and fast rule that is critical when they already have enough lifestyle changes to try to master and maintain and that shit is thrown at them. Get to a point where you have truly plateaued and then maybe, and only maybe should you start thinking about meal timing but you can still probably tweak something else for more results with less bullshit
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Mupepe on June 25, 2017, 09:29:30 AM
If meal timing is irrelevant how do you explain my own experience of eating 1500-1800 calories a day and then when I realized I wasn't eating properly I was aiming for 2500 calories a day and I lost fat and felt more energetic and even experienced my core getting stronger without doing any extra exercise? :huh
You were aiming for 2500 calories a day, only eating 1500-1800 and you want to blame timing? What did I say above? Get your calories in somehow. That isn't related to timing. You didn't tell him to spread it out because you can't eat enough in limited meal amounts, you told him spreading it out would make you leaner and stronger. That is bullshit and the other is a completely separate issue. You were undereating, not eating at the wrong times.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on June 25, 2017, 09:32:41 AM
I just want to feel a tad thinner, I don't give a shit about muscle

Dieting sucks tho meh

Muscles are great. Don't be a weakling.

Stro = Vince lurker account confirmed
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Mupepe on June 25, 2017, 09:33:51 AM
Can't absorb the nutrients?? Again. Bull.shit.bro.science

It's like you've been reading mens health magazine or some shit. . 

Some vitamins can't be absorbed when in the presence or taken with certain other vitamins (why most multis suck). But again, if you want to spread out for that then you should also be looking what specific vitamins are in your meals and it's then unrelated to straight up meal timing. And I assume you're not at that level. For example, calcium fucks with absorption. Are you telling me you're planning your meals according to what gets absorbed together and plotting specific vitamin amounts in each meal? If not, then you shouldn't be spreading your meals out on that basis alone either.

And the 30 grams of protein per meal type limitation from bro science is also bullshit.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Mupepe on June 25, 2017, 09:43:16 AM
Anyways, I'm gonna leave it at this. You're over complicating this shit at a level that you don't need to. You're not at some elite level where any of this matters. Stop fretting over micro nutrients and meal timing. Get your routine, technique, macro nutrients and calories down in that order and when you start to stall then look at things to tweak outside of those.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Mupepe on June 25, 2017, 09:49:53 AM
I have this book www.amazon.com/Advanced-Sports-Nutrition-2nd-Dan-Benardot/dp/1450401619

Not saying it's flawless but it's not 'men's health magaine or some shit' either :doge

I can barely make sense of what you're trying to say. If you have one big fat meal with all the vitamins and minerals and shit, at the least the minerals I know will compete for space in your body where it gets absorbed. If you spread it out, there's less chance of that happening. Obviously I don't calculate all that shit and it's not practical and I don't think anyone says that should be done. But that if you eat varied and have several meals throughout the day, it'll give you a better chance to absorb more nutrients than just one big fat meal.

If meal timing is irrelevant how do you explain my own experience of eating 1500-1800 calories a day and then when I realized I wasn't eating properly I was aiming for 2500 calories a day and I lost fat and felt more energetic and even experienced my core getting stronger without doing any extra exercise? :huh
You were aiming for 2500 calories a day, only eating 1500-1800 and you want to blame timing? What did I say above? Get your calories in somehow. That isn't related to timing. You didn't tell him to spread it out because you can't eat enough in limited meal amounts, you told him spreading it out would make you leaner and stronger. That is bullshit and the other is a completely separate issue. You were undereating, not eating at the wrong times.

But if I was undereating how do you explain the belly fat I had, and the subsequent the decrease in fat? :doge
Why would you think you can't lose fat and fuck with your gains while undereating? It wasn't bad enough to be in starvation mode. You were just in a caloric deficit like on a cut. 

Again, you're right that nutrient absorption is best when it doesn't compete but you are nowhere near where it matters. You're overcomplicating it for probably zero gains because you're not tweaking your diet to take advantage and... Your body likely doesn't need it need to excel at this point anyways
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Mupepe on June 25, 2017, 09:53:07 AM
I'm not fretting over meal timing and micro nutrients. I'm just saying it's better to have more meals in a day instead of just one or two meals. Eating four to five meals a day has been easy as fuck for me and I enjoy it and I have never overeaten when eating like this. The only exception has been binging on candy.
Saying it works better for you is different than telling someone they'll be fatter and weaker if they eat two large meals.

Again, like what I've been saying meal timing mostly just preference based on mental factors.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Boogie on June 25, 2017, 09:55:03 AM
I have this book www.amazon.com/Advanced-Sports-Nutrition-2nd-Dan-Benardot/dp/1450401619



Why are you reading a book called Advanced Sports Nutrition when we can't even really call you a "beginner" at training?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Boogie on June 25, 2017, 10:04:03 AM



You know there's more to training than just lifting right? :gurl Anyways I was having difficulty with cycling and suspected I wasn't eating right, reading that book explained a lot and basically fixed everything. Also, I think that book is mostly written for coaches and stuff but it's good for athletes themselves too. It has good information for athletes of any level IMO.

Didn't know you had finally made the jump from "thinking about doing things" to "doing things."  Good for you.  :P
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Mupepe on June 25, 2017, 10:10:16 AM
I'm supposed to know your whole progress and stats? I thought by your initial post you meant that you were losing fat, but not gaining strength. You said you were aiming for 2500, only getting 1500-1800 and when you spread it out you could hit your goal. So you go from undereating enough that your body decides It's going to save itself and not burn fat to eating the optimum amount and being able to lose excess fat and gain strength. It's not complicated.  I don't know your size, weight, age, BMR, diet or routine so I can't say shit on your case definitively. There are so many factors into the whys.

And no, it's not established. Go read more than one book and review more than one study. Considering meal timing is such a hotly contested issue when it comes to diet and you're going to say its established is exactly what tells me you've done jack shit for actual research from multiple sources.



Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Mupepe on June 25, 2017, 10:15:48 AM
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Nutrient deficits are extremely common, and also common among athletes. So I don't see how you can say it doesn't matter when it seems to me you need all the help you can get absorbing stuff. And further, this might seem 'excessive' to a non-pro athlete to worry about this shit, but I have noticed that doing all this stuff not only improves performance but it also makes me feel better. And that last part is probably critical given the whole reason I exercise is to make myself feel better.
Again, because you're likely not at a point where your limiting factor is absorption conflict. And again, completely different from saying "it's probably better for you" than "it will make you weaker and fatter". The former probably true, although also probably irrelevant for your level. The latter is bullshit.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Mupepe on June 25, 2017, 10:19:45 AM
I don't do actual research. I read some shit by a particular author with a good enough reputation and if I see them referencing a million shit with all the footnotes and stuff I take their word for it. I consider myself reasonably good at sniffing out quacks.

I should have mentioned when I was on that 1500-1800 calorie diet, it could have been a 1500-2000 calorie diet, I didn't do exercise at the time. Then I started cycling, then I ran into trouble, then I changed shit up. So I was on that diet for a year no exercise. You're still unable to explain why my body hung onto that belly fat when I easily can.
Keep throwing our blanket statements. I can't tell you because I didn't see what you ate, I don't know your weight, BMR, any medical issues, daily activity levels , etc. It could be lots of things. And again, go look around. There's lots of research also saying meal timing is bullshit.

I also remember this smug and stubborn attitude from before you bought that book and thought you were right back then.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Mupepe on June 25, 2017, 10:54:43 AM
That's a huge oversimplification of how your body breaks down and uses energy.

Again, I suggest looking into intermittent fasting because it addresses those misconceptions you just posted.

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3946160/

I'll leave this here in case you're interested as it discusses it on a more unbiased level. And for the record, I don't do intermittent fasting but not for the reasons you've posted.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Mupepe on June 25, 2017, 10:56:16 AM
I think we scared BrandNew away :sabu
He can't stay gone. He loves us.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 25, 2017, 11:46:38 AM
(https://i.giphy.com/media/nLhdSinRtaL2E/giphy.webp)

I'm aiming for 1900 calories a day now, with workouts that burn off 300-400 of that.  At least, that's what MyFitnessPal has set for me.

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 25, 2017, 12:38:18 PM
The lady and I are cooking everything from scratch these days, so there's certainly lots of veggies.  Well, at least more veggies.  I will typically have a banana for breakfast, a salad+soup/sandwich for lunch, and our dinners are generally akin to the meals Blue Apron/Sun Basket sends you.  We've started just saving those recipes as we get them to make later on, even without the ingredients they send.  So, lots of stir fry meals, veggie wraps, etc.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Boogie on June 25, 2017, 08:37:52 PM
I think we scared BrandNew away :sabu

If Biz couldn't scare him away, the rest of us aren't going to.  ;)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Valkyrie on June 26, 2017, 07:07:53 PM
🤔

Semi- :nsfw https://i.imgur.com/efFVV09.gif
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Mupepe on June 27, 2017, 11:42:10 AM
🤔

Semi- :nsfw https://i.imgur.com/efFVV09.gif
Looks promising in ways
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Valkyrie on June 27, 2017, 11:45:39 AM
🤔

Semi- :nsfw https://i.imgur.com/efFVV09.gif
Looks promising in ways
Just need to attach a suction cup dildo.  :-*
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: chronovore on June 28, 2017, 08:12:39 PM
🤔

Semi- :nsfw https://i.imgur.com/efFVV09.gif
Looks promising in ways
https://i.imgur.com/czX5k3C.gif
 :nsfw
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Mupepe on June 28, 2017, 08:32:51 PM
You just made me actually LOL
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Valkyrie on July 07, 2017, 06:20:20 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/pMHE9W0.gif)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Mupepe on July 07, 2017, 07:30:36 AM
Women doing pullups is so sexy :drool

Pullups are fun
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Boogie on July 07, 2017, 08:00:48 AM


Spent like an hour getting smashed by purple belts and a four stripe white belt who is probably better than some of our current blues, but damn it was a great workout.

Missed this before, but you've certainly got the right attitude.  Being able to value training with the advanced guys who "smash" you, rather than be frustrated by it, is definitely a key to sticking with BJJ.


Anyway, my shoulder has improved.  Physio guy said there's not much else he can do, gave me the okay to get back to weight training and jiu-jitsu.  Shoulder has been good through the couple of BJJ classes I've hit in the past two weeks.  Still some soreness and discomfort in weight training though, so will continue to take that easy.

And my bench press has cratered from not doing it for over two months.  Struggled to hit 3x3 at 225lbs yesterday.  :lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: CrankyJay on July 10, 2017, 01:45:54 PM
Joining the team...

Guess I've been on a forever bulk. New PR on barbell bench press last friday 230 x 2.

Not bad for a 37 year old fatty, I guess.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: TakingBackSunday on July 18, 2017, 08:45:59 PM
Feel great lately :rejoice

155 pounds :rejoice

Been running 5ks :rejoice

wanting to start training for a half marathon :rejoice
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Boogie on July 18, 2017, 10:12:05 PM
First time deadlifting in 2.5 months.  415x3:

https://youtu.be/gszkkuDSkLc


Everything's feeling pretty good, but I'm still taking it easy.  Shoulder is still a bit sore post-BJJ or lifting sessions.   It feels fine at the time doing everything except an overhead press; for that there is still some outright discomfort.  I'm hoping that's something that's just going to slowly improve and get back to 100% eventually.

Weight has finally been falling again.  Woke up at 187lbs this morning.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Mupepe on July 19, 2017, 08:07:10 AM
You magnificent son of a bitch.   :-*

I started another cut and I'm down 15 lbs from 3 weeks ago but my strength is starting to wane on Bench and OHP.  Squat and Deadlift are still going up.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Valkyrie on July 19, 2017, 08:23:33 AM
Dem calves.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Himu on July 20, 2017, 02:46:15 AM
It's not too bad. At least you didn't get an erection. It happens but it doesn't make it any less embarassing when a training partner does it to you.

Anyways, I haven't trained in weeks because of life problems. I've had to force myself to go this week and I don't feel like I have to force it after I step in. Definitely feel like I let my coach and prof and team down by not showing up for a month+. Longest stint I've been away from the mats since starting.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Himu on July 20, 2017, 09:31:45 AM
I don't think I'll be quitting any time soon. Love it too much for that. I switched schools btw. My coach is a 2x Pan Am winner and the most patient guy ever and has the most eloquent manner of teaching tech. It's like starting Jiu Jitsu all over again and it's been a blast. Until May when personal stuff started creeping in that is.  :-\
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Himu on July 20, 2017, 07:05:55 PM
Training went well today.  :) A partner put his hands on my boobs though. Like I said, accidents/things/shit happen. Unless it was on purpose don't worry about it.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Boogie on July 21, 2017, 09:36:59 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/2lnns6r.png)

Cut! Cut! Cut!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 21, 2017, 09:42:10 AM
fuck how do you do that and not feel like shit all the time
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Boogie on July 21, 2017, 11:37:14 PM
fuck how do you do that and not feel like shit all the time

You're going to hate me for my answer, but I really find it quite "easy".  :lol

My diet is "disciplined", but that doesn't mean that I'm not eating a fair amount, or that I find myself with hunger pangs very much throughout the week.   Here is my daily diet these days

Breakfast: One whole egg + the equivalent of 3 or 4 egg whites + a banana (sometimes I put off the banana until after morning workout)
Coffee around 9, really suppresses the hunger before lunch for me.
Lunch: Chicken breast or pork tenderloin sandwich, a fair-sized container of greek yogurt, protein bar
Dinner: bigass portion of green veggies (broccoli, asparagus, spinach, or green beans), bigass portion of meat, glass of 3% milk, and then shortly after two pieces toast with extra creamy peanut butter.
I also drink a LOT of water throughout the day.

On weekends, I do a brunch where I go all-out on eggs, egg whites, bacon, and peanut butter and toast, usually skip lunch, and a big dinner, similar to the above dinner during the week, but maybe a little more.

Here is why I think I can have that steady decline, while eating a decent amount, and be "not feeling like shit all the time":

1)  My activity level.    I just can't do BJJ 2-3 times a week, hockey once a week, and then whatever else for strength training in between, and not see the scale keep going down, almost regardless of what I eat.   Before joining my new club last December, I had really only had  BJJ in my routine 1 day a week.  Bumping that up to 2-3 times a week at my new club, especially in the summer, when rolling in the gi in our southern Ontario humidity, and I just shed pounds over the course of an hour and a half.  This is the part that I acknowledge others probably can't quite incorporate themselves, necessarily.

2) Not eating out.  For me, it almost doesn't matter what I'm eating or ordering,  making my own food at home >>>>> eating at restaurants/takeout/delivery when it comes to weight, period.  The longer and more often I can go without eating out, whether for lunch or dinner, the easier my weight drops.  I make my own lunches all but maybe two workdays a month.

3) Forcing good habits.   I don't crave snacking/the binge on bad foods much at all these days, as much as I also looooove shitty snack foods too.  A few years ago, my weekly routine after a long week at work on a Friday evening included a lot of drinking, and ordering a large meatlovers pizza that I would down completely, to the point that I was on a first-name basis with my favourite pizza place.  And then Saturday would also involve a lot of going overboard on food.  So it didn't matter how disciplined I was Mon-Fri, because the binge on Friday-Saturday would bump the weight right back up to where it was on Monday again.  But cut out that "binge" habit, as tough as it is to start, really does become a habit after a while, and becomes a snowball effect on your weight, when you don't have that 1-2 days a week that spikes your weight again.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Valkyrie on July 22, 2017, 08:09:43 AM
Get yourself a girl who can both

https://twitter.com/ryuya_1015/status/888277312780644353
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Oblivion on July 23, 2017, 10:37:58 PM
So after about a month or so after the new doctor prescribed me a new recovery regimen, she told me I can start going back to my regular workout routine, albeit starting off with low weights. Today was the first time in about two months that I attempted a bench press again. Last time I tried it, I had trouble doing five reps with just the bar. Today I decided I was going to start with the bar, but increase my reps, and I was able to do 3 sets of 15 reps with no pain whatsoever!  :o

That's a good sign, right?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 24, 2017, 10:55:56 PM
There is a new outdoor body weight fitness thing in the park across the river from me, so the last few nights I have been jogging there, doing a small bit of work out and walking home.  The bars there are thicker than my set up at home and I can't even do a full set of pull ups or dips there :(

I did see wild bunnies in the park though tonight.  That was cool.   
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Himu on July 28, 2017, 08:46:59 PM
Boogie I need your thoughts.

Might be :nsfw

So I'm still on my way to achieving my body goal. But I'm way closer than when I started!

My body goal is this (the one on the right):

https://instagram.com/p/BVz0CcoHE_D/

With hormones replacement therapy I grow muscle like a cis woman does, and especially in the lower body. But I might be getting an orchisectomy (spoiler tag for people who don't wanna know) :NSFW
spoiler (click to show/hide)
removal of testicles
[close]
Now under current circumstances I produce the amount of testosterone a cis woman does. T helps build and create new muscles. After this I won't produce any T. Can I still achieve my body goal? :(
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Himu on July 28, 2017, 10:54:47 PM
http://www.ergo-log.com/building-muscles-without-testosterone.html

Might not mean much as I'm already on anti-androgen.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Oblivion on July 31, 2017, 07:43:38 AM
So I learned something interesting at my last stint at the gym yesterday.

When I went back to bench, it turns out I started hurting again a little bit, even with just the bar. Of course, I got depressed and figured it was cause my stupid injury flared up again. But it appears that one of the reasons it was hurting was that I was moving my elbows in too far backwards. In other words, it turns out my form was sloppy. Once I accounted for and corrected for this, I discovered that I can actually go heavy without any pain whatsoever.  :o :rock
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Mupepe on July 31, 2017, 07:55:59 AM
So I learned something interesting at my last stint at the gym yesterday.

When I went back to bench, it turns out I started hurting again a little bit, even with just the bar. Of course, I got depressed and figured it was cause my stupid injury flared up again. But it appears that one of the reasons it was hurting was that I was moving my elbows in too far backwards. In other words, it turns out my form was sloppy. Once I accounted for and corrected for this, I discovered that I can actually go heavy without any pain whatsoever.  :o :rock
Do you mean you were flare your elbows out too far?  That's a pretty common mistake.  Your arms should be making a narrow V to properly engage your triceps and chest rather than your front delts.  If you were having this issue you should also check your handle placement on the bar.  It's likely too wide.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Oblivion on July 31, 2017, 08:12:33 AM
So I learned something interesting at my last stint at the gym yesterday.

When I went back to bench, it turns out I started hurting again a little bit, even with just the bar. Of course, I got depressed and figured it was cause my stupid injury flared up again. But it appears that one of the reasons it was hurting was that I was moving my elbows in too far backwards. In other words, it turns out my form was sloppy. Once I accounted for and corrected for this, I discovered that I can actually go heavy without any pain whatsoever.  :o :rock
Do you mean you were flare your elbows out too far?  That's a pretty common mistake.  Your arms should be making a narrow V to properly engage your triceps and chest rather than your front delts.  If you were having this issue you should also check your handle placement on the bar.  It's likely too wide.

Yeah, they were flared too far out. It's been a while since I restarted this so I guess my form was a bit sloppy.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Oblivion on August 02, 2017, 07:57:43 AM
Goddamn it. I don't know what the hell happened, but I regressed pretty badly today. I couldn't make it through even 5 reps of just the bar on my bench press. But the most annoying part is I have no idea why the hell that's the case. My last workout (as mentioned in this thread) went fantastic, and I didn't feel any adverse effects either immediately after, or at any point all the way up until today.  And unlike before, the pain that I had was not on the inside of my elbow but on the outside. Wtf?  :-\
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Mupepe on August 02, 2017, 08:03:11 AM
That sucks, man.  No advice but I hope you heal up 100% :(
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Himu on August 02, 2017, 08:44:58 AM
My suggestion would be to read starting strength and possibly start going to a starting strength gym so you can have proper form taught.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Mupepe on August 02, 2017, 09:37:38 AM
After you're medically squared away. I don't care how bad your form is. Pain with an empty bar is pretty bad and should be sorted out with a doc first - possibly physical therapy. We aren't suited to give you more advice than that honestly
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Himu on August 02, 2017, 10:11:18 AM
Yeah, that goes without saying.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Oblivion on August 03, 2017, 01:15:59 AM
So I had some free time today, so I decided to go back to the gym because I was curious about something.

A little context: So my elbow injury seems to actually be made up of two issues. One is a triceps tendonopathy issue which has pain around the outer elbow, and then there's golfer's elbow, which effects the inner elbow. For the past month or so since I saw the doctor, I've been focused on the outer elbow issue primarily because the exercises and stretches the doctor gave me for the inner elbow issues couldn't be started until I dealt with the other one first (because I needed to have my arm to be able to straighten to do the inner elbow work, but I couldn't cause of the pain resulting from the outer elbow issue).

Following me so far? Good! So like I said, for the past month or so I've been focused on the outer elbow stuff, and up until yesterday, I thought that was no longer a problem, so I started focusing on the inner elbow stuff exclusively now. So I hadn't done any of my outer elbow stretches since like Sunday. Now I got to thinking, what if the problems I had yesterday was because I was neglecting those stretches?

So I decided to experiment and do those stretches yesterday and today right before I went to the gym. Guess what? Last time (meaning the last time I had a PROPER workout) I was able to do 3x5 at 65 lbs. Today, I did 3x8 at the same weight with no problem whatsoever. At least as far as the bench goes, the x-factor seems to be just stretching the proper area. It's a little weird cause I wouldn't think I would have an issue if I stopped stretching for a mere 3 or 4 days after doing so for more than a month straight, but I don't know what to say.  I'll keep updating over the next few workout days and see if this continues to work. Whatever it is, at least it's working for now. :)

Thoughts?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Samson Manhug on August 03, 2017, 11:32:48 AM
You discovered stretching. I'm going to save you from a painful lesson and also remind you to drink water.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: TakingBackSunday on August 03, 2017, 12:05:25 PM
You discovered stretching. I'm going to save you from a painful lesson and also remind you to drink water.

oh shit dude good call
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Oblivion on August 03, 2017, 04:57:08 PM
You discovered stretching. I'm going to save you from a painful lesson and also remind you to drink water.

But the thing is, I've been lifting (well, on and off..) for over 3 years now. I never had to deal with stretching issues before.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Mupepe on August 03, 2017, 05:24:53 PM
You're just getting older and the injury probably made it even more necessary.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Oblivion on August 03, 2017, 05:32:46 PM
You're just getting older

 :'(
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Boogie on August 05, 2017, 03:34:09 PM
Boogie I need your thoughts.

Might be :nsfw

So I'm still on my way to achieving my body goal. But I'm way closer than when I started!

My body goal is this (the one on the right):

https://instagram.com/p/BVz0CcoHE_D/

With hormones replacement therapy I grow muscle like a cis woman does, and especially in the lower body. But I might be getting an orchisectomy (spoiler tag for people who don't wanna know) :NSFW
spoiler (click to show/hide)
removal of testicles
[close]
Now under current circumstances I produce the amount of testosterone a cis woman does. T helps build and create new muscles. After this I won't produce any T. Can I still achieve my body goal? :(

Queen, I haven't meant to ignore this post, it's just that I really have no idea about that sort of thing. 

I don't have that sort of "science-y" knowledge, so if I were to try and answer, I'd just be pulling an answer out of my ass and/or google.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Himu on August 05, 2017, 04:06:11 PM
I've tried googling and can't find shit. I asked on r/fitness the other week and they made fun of me saying stuff like "get muscle you want before losing your balls, freak";etc
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Oblivion on August 06, 2017, 02:29:25 AM
Went to the gym once again, and made sure to stretch before.

Bench: 3x8 at 70 lbs.

That's the highest weight and reps I've done since December, when I first got my injury. :rock

I have no idea of the science behind this, but fuck it. If stretching works, it works.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Himu on August 06, 2017, 02:34:15 AM
I also warm up by jogging for five minutes or so before lifting.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Himu on August 06, 2017, 05:48:13 PM
Switched to a new protein powder: Nutiva Hemp 15g protein!

My recipe:

1 cup cannellini beans
2 cup pineapple
1 Apple
1 tbsp flaxseeds
2 cups of unsweetened soy milk
3 tbsp of Hemp protein

Pretty good! I'll also be adding blueberries and strawberries on alternate days! I'm sure it'll taste delicious!

Building those curves!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Himu on August 06, 2017, 06:37:39 PM
I suck at closed guard. Prefer open. Pistol grip.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Samson Manhug on August 07, 2017, 01:21:26 PM
Queen, tbh no one knows what your body can do. You just gotta find out. Keep that goal in mind and don't be surprised if your goal changes as your journey continues.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Himu on August 07, 2017, 06:06:54 PM
Well, I've had a lot of good results doing Starting Strength program the past year plus. My quads, thighs, and glutes really like the weights.

Apparently getting an orchi will still allow me to achieve my goals and getting one doesn't stop all T creation and that the T made from the adrenal gland is enough to build muscle. Yippy!

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Himu on August 07, 2017, 06:28:37 PM
Be careful with your hands. Certain grips can fuck em up and you won't be able to play guitar well ever again. Which is why I use pistol grip.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Himu on August 07, 2017, 11:53:57 PM
https://instagram.com/p/BXf3HrgAFzs/

Holy shit this looks dangerous.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Himu on August 08, 2017, 12:34:36 AM
https://instagram.com/p/BXgyN0pjH0T/

Body goals! Can't wait to have the courage to show my gains itt
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Boogie on August 08, 2017, 09:51:05 PM
Pistol grip?!  :yuck

Of course, that's easy for me to say.  I seem to have been blessed with fingers of steel.  At my current club, like 2/3rds of the guys are taping up their fingers before every class and I'm just like "huh.  That's quaint, I've never felt the need for that."  :lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Himu on August 08, 2017, 10:40:39 PM
My current mindset, I'd rather lose a grip fight than fuck my hands. As an artist, it is my life blood and I'm fucked if I can't hold a pen/pencil.

Good Chewie vid on it:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jAMXCo4fd4M
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Himu on August 08, 2017, 10:54:23 PM
BOOGIE!

(https://stalbertbjj.files.wordpress.com/2014/03/legalgrip2.png)

You mad, bro?!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Oblivion on August 09, 2017, 10:50:57 PM
Bench was 75 lbs. at 3x8 at the latest gym session with no pain so far. :rock
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Oblivion on August 09, 2017, 10:51:37 PM
Also, do barbell squats build your abs?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Madrun Badrun on August 09, 2017, 10:57:00 PM
almost anything builds your abs if you need to steady yourself. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Himu on August 10, 2017, 04:52:58 PM
Made a breakthrough in my butterfly guard today. Just a good class in general. Rolled with another white belt and neither of us could make each other tap. I almost caught him with an Americana but he reversed my mount. I was sweating buckets after class. Three intense rolls. I ate like a savage after class. Got me eating Saiyan style.

(http://31.media.tumblr.com/1d939a7027bfe4baa3722ce51c2ee368/tumblr_mrv62aAsPN1rve1v8o1_500.gif)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: TakingBackSunday on August 10, 2017, 08:56:32 PM
Lost 10 pounds in the last month!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Oblivion on August 11, 2017, 06:46:13 PM
85 lbs. 3x8 on the bench today! :rock :rock :rock

This was also the first time where I actually got quite fatigued after a set. And it feels GREAT.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Oblivion on August 20, 2017, 11:33:23 PM
90 lbs. 3x9 on my bench today. :rock

I didn't think I could do it, took all my effort, but  I did it. :rock :rock
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Oblivion on August 23, 2017, 04:43:58 AM
I'd like to get back into boxing if and when this stupid elbow issue of mine eventually heals. Miss doing that.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Oblivion on August 26, 2017, 02:00:43 AM
UGH.

Gym is closed for maintenance for a whole WEEK.  :maf

Ah, well. I've heard that it's okay to have a deload week once in a while, so I guess I'll do that.  :yeshrug
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Oblivion on August 26, 2017, 07:18:51 PM
Btw, what's a good ab workout?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Boogie on August 27, 2017, 09:26:56 AM
Btw, what's a good ab workout?

Deadlifts, squats, and Brazilian Jiu-jitsu.  :P
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: ToxicAdam on August 31, 2017, 10:28:10 AM
Boogie is right, but when I'm in the mood to target abs, I love cable pulldowns. You can really dig in and focus on your midsection.

You can go heavy, you can go light (with high reps). You can angle your hips so you target the abductors instead.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AV5PmZJIrrw
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Valkyrie on September 03, 2017, 04:48:46 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/PXphFYS.gif)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Oblivion on September 06, 2017, 09:10:30 AM
Today was somewhat of a milestone.

I decided to start doing both overhead presses and deadlifts again. The latter in particular I was scared of doing so soon because I still can't fully stretch my arm all the way at all times. But it was feeling good for the past few days so I decided to give it a shot (low weights of course).

OHP: 85 lbs. 3x5
Deadlifts: 95 lbs. 3x5

I'm particularly happy about the OHP because that's the first arm based exercise I've done where I've gone really heavy (I'm 20 lbs. away from my maximum. For comparison, my bench, is currently 45 lbs. below my maximum).
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Boogie on September 30, 2017, 07:48:40 PM
6 weeks ago, I weighed 188lbs. 

Then I went on a 3 week road trip vacation, restaurant meals throughout.  Then I was home for four days.  Then I was off to instruct on a course for two weeks, put up in a conference facility of high-quality buffet meals.

Step on the scale today, 198lbs.  :o

...which leads into the subject of this post.  Do I continue my two-year tradition of a fall bulk?  (FitnessBore collectively shouts "YES")

I am thinking I will, but it won't be as dramatic or "full bulk" as the past two years, I think for three reasons.  1) Law of diminishing returns, I think there's only so much potential for strength gains in a three month span at this point in my training.  2) My activity level has increased outside of lifting.  BJJ 2-3 times a week instead of once, still have the hockey going on.  3)  Wardrobe limitations.  Seriously, my pants start to get tight past 195lbs, 200lbs is uncomfortable, and 205lbs is the danger zone for buttons popping.  I don't want to have to buy an entirely new wardrobe for bulking season!  :lol

If I do focus on strength this fall, it will be a low-volume program.  Almost entirely 3 rep sets in an effort to save my body from being too sore and sapped of energy for BJJ and hockey.  We'll see how that goes.  The goal will be 550lbs deadlift, 450lbs squat, and not-quite-sure on bench.  Tweaked my shoulder a bit again, so progress will be slow on that front.

Anyhow, this week to see where I was at, was able to hit 365x3 on squats, and 445x3 on DL:

https://youtu.be/zNwlbIoqxsA

https://youtu.be/Ma23-oQxm_8

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Mupepe on September 30, 2017, 09:41:24 PM
Bulk you magnificent fucking beast
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Oblivion on September 30, 2017, 10:57:06 PM
Boogie, I just want you to know that I hate your glorious calves.  :'(
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Boogie on September 30, 2017, 11:11:39 PM
Boogie, I just want you to know that I hate your glorious calves.  :'(

My one feature that must be truly genetic.  Somehow I was rocking monstrous calves a decade and a half ago when all I was doing was karate and bodyweight exercises.  :yeshrug
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Oblivion on October 11, 2017, 06:45:43 AM
So another good workout day, thankfully.

My only problem is that I'm starting to feel some  annoying stress in my wrists while I'm lifting. Is there anything I can use to stabilize it?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Mupepe on October 11, 2017, 07:53:14 AM
So another good workout day, thankfully.

My only problem is that I'm starting to feel some  annoying stress in my wrists while I'm lifting. Is there anything I can use to stabilize it?
Which lifts?  I'd check bar placement in the hand.  On press lifts make sure you're not letting the bar roll back towards the fingers.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Oblivion on October 14, 2017, 06:38:17 AM
So another good workout day, thankfully.

My only problem is that I'm starting to feel some  annoying stress in my wrists while I'm lifting. Is there anything I can use to stabilize it?
Which lifts?  I'd check bar placement in the hand.  On press lifts make sure you're not letting the bar roll back towards the fingers.

It's when I do hammer curls, regular dumb bell curls, and more recently as of today, deadlifting.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Momo on October 24, 2017, 02:49:02 PM
Just knocked off an hour on the stationary bike at mid, first time in months I have done a semi serious workout. (I've let myself go :(). I took a bit of a bump and the cut got infected so I pussed out while on antibiotics and just kinda fell into a slob lifestyle the last few months. Ironically sitting on my now fat ass reading a comic got me worked up to do some physical. Hopefully I can start making this a 4 - 5 times a week thing again going forward. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Boogie on October 24, 2017, 05:25:54 PM
Did we have someone just ask for their account to be nuked?

I feel like we had a page shuffle from how things were laid out last time I checked the thread. :(
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Huff on October 24, 2017, 06:02:06 PM
Demi mentioned he changed the post per page amount, prob d/t the gaf page
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Boogie on November 06, 2017, 08:50:08 PM
Check on the squat 1 rep max!

Was feeling good today, and just had to see if I could hit 405 today.  Especially since at the end of the last bulk when I hit it as my max, I wasn't able to get it recorded.

https://youtu.be/BYrQwzYrMqg

With only 2 months to go, I'm not sure if the goal of 455lbs is in the cards here, but we'll see. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Momo on November 29, 2017, 01:49:22 PM
Fell into an uncovered manhole while running yesterday, fucked my leg up proper :lol Luckily i fell one leg in one leg out.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Oblivion on December 30, 2017, 02:08:34 AM
So I haven’t posted in this thread in a long time, but fortunately, it wasn’t because I stopped working out. I’m very happy to say that I’ve more or less, completely recovered from my previous injury. Checking my last stats in this thread, I went from 90 lbs. at 3x9, to  130 lbs. at 3x3 (I was finally able to move away from moderate high weight + high rep back to really heavy weights + low reps). The pain actually went away around September or early October, and since then, I’ve just been trying to build back up my strength.  I’m still not at my best before the injury (which was 140 lbs. at 3x5), and I was hoping to get back to that by the end of the year, but alas, I’ll be missing that milestone.  Still, it seems that the worst of it is over.

Looks like I’m back, bitches! :rock :rock :rock
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: chronovore on January 07, 2018, 07:39:19 PM
Man, I'd rather weightlift all-day-long rather than aerobic exercise. I know I need the aerobic exercise more, which makes it worse to my 7-year-old-like contrarian mentality.

I've ditched wheat and grains for now. The first three days went great, yesterday I tried to order a "poutine dog" so it'd be a sausage on french fries, but it ended up being served in a homemade bun, and THERE WENT MY LAST FUCK. So I lapsed, but I'm back on it today.

Most of my life, I've had bread or cereal for breakfast, and I end up being hungry at 10AM and fucking starved and irritable by 11AM. Anything which delayed me past a 12PM lunch would stress me out and make me unhappy.

These first few days of eating eggs and meat or tofu for breakfast, I arrive at 12PM unhurried by appetite, and can hold out until 1PM without problem.

I do find that the compulsion to eat bread is REALLY strong. The rest of my family is still having bread, so there's a stockpile of it. I find my hand reaching for it unconsciously, like some bad horror movie where the body-part transplant recipient is acting out the owner's desires.

Saw this, seemed good to share:
https://www.vox.com/2016/7/11/12128372/sugar-cereal-breakfast-nutrition-facts
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Oblivion on January 08, 2018, 12:13:50 AM
Deadlifted 135 lbs. today with no elbow pain! :rock

But my right wrist felt really weak, though. I couldn't grasp the bar very tightly on the last few remaining reps.  :'(

Still, overall very happy with today's workout.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: El Babua on January 08, 2018, 01:00:03 AM
New Year goal is to hit 315 Squat, 405 DL by year's end.

As long as nothing snaps, I just gotta keep hitting the gym!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: agrajag on January 10, 2018, 07:28:17 AM
finished my first Wendler cycle. Last time I did 5/3/1 I gave up on it, hopefully I'll continue to stay motivated and see some gainz  :doge
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on January 10, 2018, 07:33:21 AM
Did y'all see the study on muscle memory? Basically, if you do a few cycles of juice, you'll be able to recover something crazy like 80% of your gainz years down the line even without going back on gear. Anabolics extend the time your cells can tap back into the muscle memory, potentially for the rest of your life as opposed to the normal 15-20 years.

So what I'm thinking is juicing up your 6 year olds, then watch them turn into superstar freak athletes when they hit puberty, profit forever.

Wait I can go back to 11% bodyfat just by looking at pics of me in the past?

 :mindblown
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Boogie on January 18, 2018, 09:01:05 PM
Sooo, here's my post-bulk checkup.

This is the third year I did a dedicated fall bulk.  But I consider this one a failure.  By mid-December, I was consistently up to 205lbs in weight.  And I was able to *comfortably* hit 1RMs that I struggled to just *barely* hit last year.

But to actually hit higher PRs?  Just couldn't do it.  On days when I *thought* I was well rested, I tried for a 525lbs deadlift, and couldn't even get the bar up to my knees.  Tried a 315lbs bench, and only made it halfway.

I believe that there is SOME strength gain achieved, but I can't be chasing some ideal state of being rested enough to try for these PRs.  My pants are too damn tight.   

So I think I've just hit the limits of strength gaining for my hybrid goals, without truly focusing on strength increases.  And I can't do that, the strength focus hurts my cardio too much for jiu jitsu.

And in December, I was awarded two stripes on my brown belt, so the focus this year is doubling down on my BJJ, because holy crap, earning my black belt might actually be on the horizon for 2018.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: agrajag on February 11, 2018, 08:53:21 PM
I see this thread is pretty dead. Anyone still working out? Trying to get fit?

I've been running Wendler's 5/3/1 for about 3 months now. I use an app to do my calculations. I set my one rep maxes low so I could run this program for a long time. I am loving it so far, much more enjoyable than a linear progression to me. I usually work out 6 days a week, taking the Sunday off to relax. I also do active recovery with pushups, pullups and light dumbbell movements every day. And on mondays I play basketball with my work crew.

So who else is staying active?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Boogie on February 12, 2018, 09:33:44 PM
I’m still doing my thing, just not much to say about things.

Leaning out has been going slow, especially when I spent 10 days away from home for work, which means living out of a hotel room and eating out.  :-\
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Tasty on March 13, 2018, 01:39:53 AM
2018 title update plz? Anyways...

(https://i.imgur.com/GBLXjJDl.png)

Hit the pool today. First time in 11 months.

FUCKING HELL my arms hurt. My technique is rusty but not completely gone as I feared. Only problem is I just don't have the power to push it anymore, so my form quickly goes to shit as I flail. Thankfully, the pain is good and I'll eventually get my strength back the more I do it.

I also walked for a total of over 3 hours around Boston today. Swimming made my arms jelly and walking made my legs jelly.

Background: I've gained somewhere in the realm of 30 pounds in the last two years. Since I was always scrawny I didn't really pay it much attention at first, and was even a little positive for a while... but I definitely have a gut now. And my precious thigh gap is no more. :'( So I'm doing a trial run thing from the start of March until the end of May where I exercise like hell (way more than I ever did before, including for the first time non-pool classes and activities) and cut out shit from my diet (chief among them alcohol on weekdays, and coffee which I've replaced with tea.)

I was telling my friend that while I've always known American food is crammed full of sugar and sodium, I didn't realize how little of it is recommended at a maximum. It's crazy. Two glasses of Sprite will put me way over my day's sugar limit on MyFitnessPal. So I'm trying to be more cognizant of all that stuff too.

By the time these three months are over I intend to go for my Life Guard Certification, and possibly apply to a recreational water polo team. 🤽🏻‍♂️ A side effect, I hope, is a rocking summer bod. 8)

Anyways I'll probably be annoyingly active ITT for the next couple weeks and possibly beyond. :P
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: chronovore on March 13, 2018, 03:53:34 AM
Saturday: One of my suits’ trousers no longer fit. They’d been too large at one point.

Went for a run in Sunday and did some push ups. First real exercise in maybe a year.

Tuesday here now. Went for a run before everyone else got up.

Felt good.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: desert punk on March 13, 2018, 05:17:28 AM
Since finishing university and having a regular job, I'm sometimes forced to go jogging early in the morning before work. And I kinda discovered that my stomach often goes haywire during those times. One time I almost thought I'd crap my pants before getting back home. Yesterday I had that same feeling again, and when I got home I had to take such a mean and disgusting shit, I was glad for the shower afterwards  :doge

I've never had those problems before. Weekends I sometimes go for a run in the mornings too, but not as early and there is always a certain amount of time between waking up and being active. So maybe it ain't a good idea to wake up and then to immediately go for a run (after warming up of course). Taking a dump before going out does help sometimes, but most often it doesn't.

Maybe I just get old  :foxx
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on March 13, 2018, 07:06:20 AM
First run in a few years. Just decided to run for 15 min and see what happens. Ended up on 2.5 km.

Few years ago I was doing 5 in 20  :lol

Didnt really do my best though as my knees are busted and if I push, Ill end on the couch for a week.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: desert punk on March 13, 2018, 07:23:41 AM
Yeah, better keep it slow at the beginning. I'm at 10 km in 50 min, but that took me a while to accomplish.

Don't wait a week tho, unless your knees are really hurting. Try it again in two days or so.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on March 13, 2018, 07:36:09 AM
I can try again on Saturday I think, going away for two days tomorrow.

Can already feel my calves being tight as hell now.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: chronovore on March 18, 2018, 07:53:17 PM
Since we're all TMIing the hell out of our defecation schedules, maybe I don't get tummy troubles when running because it's the first thing I do every morning. Or "doo-doo every morning."
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: agrajag on March 18, 2018, 08:02:33 PM
It's been a mission of mine to grow the size of my calfs and forearms. I've pretty much been doing bodyweight calf raises everyday, weighted twice a week, all sorts of forearm stuff. I'm talking grippers, farmer walks, static holds, reverse curls, hammer curls with fat grips, arm wrestling exercises. I'm throwing the kitchen sink at these bitches. I've been crushing everyone's hands at work with my grip.

  :hulk
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Assimilate on March 18, 2018, 08:05:29 PM
Ever since switching to a hardcore meat diet i've seen lb drop like crazy (2 belt sizes in 2 months) and muscle growth happening faster than i've ever had in my life.

The focus on everything 'rear' related has also helped my frame big time. My back, traps,  rear shoulders, and tri's have all increased and made me look a lot bigger, better.



Now if i could only get these legs to grow. This is what i get for neglecting them for years  :lawd
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Assimilate on March 18, 2018, 08:18:58 PM
Not surprised at all that assimilate is the type of fuckhead to avoid leg day for years.

That's because i was an athlete throughout my adolescence to late teenage early adulthood years and i can have some gnarly shin splints and knee pains now.

But don't worry i'll be able to outsquat you in a very short time short guy.   :P
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Tasty on March 18, 2018, 09:27:48 PM
So uh, what should I do if I'm running a calorie deficit of 1700 for today? :doge

Anyways as of today I've already swam more in 2018 than I did in 2017. :obama

Though that wasn't really hard to do, lol. Topping 2016 and especially 2015 will be much more difficult.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Assimilate on March 18, 2018, 09:38:22 PM
Oh wow you have knee pains  :doge

Unfortunately, bad knees runs in the family.

Now only if i were rich enough to get stem cell injections  :doge
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: desert punk on March 19, 2018, 03:42:15 AM
Oh wow you have knee pains  :doge

Unfortunately, bad knees runs in the family.

Now only if i were rich enough to get stem cell injections  :doge

Yeah bad knees ain't nothing to laugh about. I kinda have them too, though I suppose it ain't as bad as with yours, since I've never been an athlete in my younger years. But they prevent me from doing more than taking a run three times a week.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: desert punk on March 19, 2018, 06:20:13 AM
is 'bad knees' really a thing though? sometimes some things you do in daily life is what is messing with your knees and stopping those things will make your knees feel better, like putting your feet behind the leg of a chair when you sit so your knee is at a certain angle for a long time

In my case, maybe? I'm not discounting that, though I've never really took notice of these things. Gotta need to be more aware of that in the future.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Fifstar on March 19, 2018, 06:34:41 AM
is 'bad knees' really a thing though? sometimes some things you do in daily life is what is messing with your knees and stopping those things will make your knees feel better, like putting your feet behind the leg of a chair when you sit so your knee is at a certain angle for a long time

 :wtf
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Valkyrie on March 19, 2018, 04:19:38 PM
I'm doing a pizza diet and it works amazingly well for my thighs/butt with casual exercise. I've also gained a little weight on other places like my arms (much needed). Still skinny, but working on it! My metabolism is crazy high so even though I've always eaten a lot, I could never eat enough of what apparently my body needed to gain. But stuffing myself (responsibly) with calories seem to work pretty well. Probably getting results fast because I didn't have any fat to burn, so it just went straight to building muscle. At least that's how I think it works. ???
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Valkyrie on March 19, 2018, 04:46:25 PM
You probably were never eating as much as you think you were, in terms of calories. 'Crazy metabolism' makes no sense.

And what in the holy hells is a pizza diet. :doge Whether you're trying to make gains or lose fat, vegetables and fruit are always important.
What I'm saying is, even though I ate well, it wasn't enough because my body burns fat a lot faster than normally.

And of course, I always cook healthy and good food for my daughter. Then pizza after she goes to bed. Keeping the good stuff to myself.

:lawd
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: desert punk on March 19, 2018, 05:06:48 PM
I need to gain weight too, though I'm a bit skeptical that a pizza diet is the right way to go about this  :P
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Valkyrie on March 19, 2018, 05:12:12 PM
It's kind of a temporary thing until I have time to actually go to the gym. Then I'll figure out a better way to do it!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: agrajag on March 19, 2018, 05:26:14 PM
I'm considering doing gomad again, after the summer is over of course.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Nabbis on March 19, 2018, 05:54:16 PM
I eat pretty much anything as long as i count the calories and take enough protein. Works for me so far. Though im focused on burning fat, mostly. What i mean by mostly is that a weight loss of about maximum 2kg per month but with the addition of some muscle mass. It's slow but steady progress and i can focus solely on muscles soon. I also try to tie my meals in a short timeframe and i eat only two times a day and a small protein rich snack after the gym.

Could be better, but it works... So.  :doge
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Oblivion on March 29, 2018, 03:41:06 AM
FINALLY surpassed benching 130 lbs. 3x5. Shit took forever to overcome. :rock
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on June 01, 2018, 05:40:47 AM
It's hard to try to lose fat, but not weight, while adhering to a mostly vegetarian diet. (21.3% when I measured last week, want to get down to 12%, don't want to lose any more weight though).

Seems al veg protein are pretty high in fat compared to chicken breast.

Guess I need to double down on lentils and chickpeas.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Mupepe on June 01, 2018, 07:32:55 AM
If your protein sources are high in fat, try a keto diet?  Won't be a good solution if bread is a staple of your diet though.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Flannel Boy on June 01, 2018, 10:20:33 AM
It's hard to try to lose fat, but not weight, while adhering to a mostly vegetarian diet. (21.3% when I measured last week, want to get down to 12%, don't want to lose any more weight though).

Seems al veg protein are pretty high in fat compared to chicken breast.

Guess I need to double down on lentils and chickpeas.
Ain't nothing wrong with fat.

If your protein sources are high in fat, try a keto diet?  Won't be a good solution if bread is a staple of your diet though.
I imagine it's difficult to maintain a keto on vegetarian diet. A lot of dairy eggs, nuts, seeds, avocado, olive oil and MCT oil.

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on June 01, 2018, 10:41:08 AM
Ita just more complicated, remember like 10 years ago when I worked out id just eat chicken breast.

And I know fat isnt bad, but id like to keep it under 45 grams a day, otherwise ill never lose fat
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Flannel Boy on June 01, 2018, 10:59:32 AM
It's hard to try to lose fat, but not weight, while adhering to a mostly vegetarian diet. (21.3% when I measured last week, want to get down to 12%, don't want to lose any more weight though).

Seems al veg protein are pretty high in fat compared to chicken breast.

Guess I need to double down on lentils and chickpeas.
Ain't nothing wrong with fat.

Unless it's also high in sugar and/or low in fiber.

e.g. mayonnaise -> high fat, low/zero fiber -> bad

peanuts -> high fat, high fiber -> good
High sugar is bad in itself. There are studies that suggest a mix of high sugar and high saturated fat is particularly bad, but I doubt substituting lot of carbs for mono-saturated fat to a high carb diet would be anything but healthful.

Associative study (but aren't they all):
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DIYz-8KW0AAqED3.jpg)

Not every food or condiment needs to have fiber.

Ita just more complicated, remember like 10 years ago when I worked out id just eat chicken breast.

And I know fat isnt bad, but id like to keep it under 45 grams a day, otherwise ill never lose fat
45 grams of fat = 405 calories. I'm not going to beat the drum for keto, but you can consume well over 100 grams of fat and lose a ton of body fat
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on June 01, 2018, 11:18:36 AM
I was sure id needed to consume less fat to lose fat
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on June 01, 2018, 12:00:50 PM
I dont eat peanuts and wont as my wife is very allergic, 45-55 grams of fat a day is not drastic cutting back, think for my size 55 is the daily recommended amount

Whats the wisdom on rest days in 2018?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: agrajag on June 01, 2018, 02:08:04 PM
I've been bloatmaxing
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Assimilate on June 04, 2018, 12:09:20 AM
If your protein sources are high in fat, try a keto diet?  Won't be a good solution if bread is a staple of your diet though.

I've been fucking around with keto but found it pretty difficult to function at the truly lower levels of carb intake ( under 20g), even at just normal day to day shit. Continuing to lift was borderline impossible. It was like a 50% drop in strength in a week. Switched it up a little, still usually staying under 30g (I set a limit at 50 although I've never hit it, not sure if that would still be keto at that point or just low carb) and I've been able to maintain all my lifts (maybe a bit of trouble on the last set) and even go up some on deadlifts.

Low carb/no sugar thing in general has improved a lot of things unrelated to weight loss, though, including getting on a proper sleep schedule for the first time in probably 15 years, as well as easing/eliminating a lot of joint inflammation I've had for years.
Apparently to road to full keto is brutal and you will feel like shit until you hit it but once you do people swear by that shit.

Vegetarian diets is about the biggest mistake i've ever made. I tried to make it work for a long time, even doing fish but it never worked. It was a bitch to eat out, a bitch to prepare food, and i always felt tired. I had those serious crashes because i had so much carb from bread in my diet.

Fuck vegetarianism.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on June 04, 2018, 12:48:48 AM
Im sorry thats sounds untrue, that said Im a flexitarian and still eat meat 1 time a week (sometimes 2 if I have fish too).

Whats the challenge in cooking vegetarian?

Anything carried on into extremes is probably unhealthy and silly.

I guess eating out could be an issue dependingnon wherr u live but its 2018 so there are usually vegan or veg options, but maybe u could eat meat on those occasions? This is pretty much how I almost completely weened myself of from red meat. We first stopped buying it at home and then I only ate it when we were out, now I dont even have it when we are out normally.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Assimilate on June 04, 2018, 01:02:08 AM
Im sorry thats sounds untrue, that said Im a flexitarian and still eat meat 1 time a week (sometimes 2 if I have fish too).

Whats the challenge in cooking vegetarian?

Anything carried on into extremes is probably unhealthy and silly.

I guess eating out could be an issue dependingnon wherr u live but its 2018 so there are usually vegan or veg options, but maybe u could eat meat on those occasions? This is pretty much how I almost completely weened myself of from red meat. We first stopped buying it at home and then I only ate it when we were out, now I dont even have it when we are out normally.
why would you lean yourself away from red meat? i feel like a million bucks after a ribeye. I can even eat a small portion of ribeye an hour or so before the gym.

i also eat way less than i used to while being a vegetarian. i never felt satisfied. What's your meals like?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on June 04, 2018, 01:44:17 AM
I dont eat meat because of environmental reasons, esp red meat, all the meat I do eat is organic.

My meals are pretty much the same as before, just without meat but with soy/lentil/chickpeas/veg meat

Like breakfast was half a can of beans in tomato sauce, 3 slices rye with cheese
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Kara on June 04, 2018, 02:18:23 AM
I felt a million times better after I stopped eating meat, and Taco Bell accommodates vegetarians quite easily.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Tasty on June 04, 2018, 02:18:36 AM
Red meat :mouf

Seafood :mouf
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on June 04, 2018, 02:48:20 AM
I felt a million times better after I stopped eating meat, and Taco Bell accommodates vegetarians quite easily.

I feel a lot lighter and fresher too

I still like meat though and dont see myself completely abandoning it
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on June 04, 2018, 11:37:26 AM
Any kind, as I said I only eat quality organic
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Assimilate on June 04, 2018, 01:00:13 PM
I dont eat meat because of environmental reasons, esp red meat, all the meat I do eat is organic.

My meals are pretty much the same as before, just without meat but with soy/lentil/chickpeas/veg meat

Like breakfast was half a can of beans in tomato sauce, 3 slices rye with cheese
   :donot

Yeah, see this shit right here was fucking me up. I'd do the same thing and after a few years..... yes, at first i felt light, why? because i was shitting 3-4 times a day. That's not healthy. Even shitting so much i was gaining weighted. Like HOW? And why was i dying of hunger a few hours later? 

It was all the bread. Rye or not, bread will fuck you up. Being off bread, weird to say, was probably more beneficial to me than anything else. That bloat feeling was the worst.

Veg meat is such a shitty substitution for real meat. It's packed with sodium, most things 'veggie' are packed with sodium. So bad for you.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Assimilate on June 04, 2018, 09:08:16 PM
Don't replace meat with bread if you go vegetarian;  seems like the bigger issue.  My wife is Vegan and she eats bread maybe a couple times a month.

Sodium being defacto bad for you is kind of a myth too, but yeah those processed fake meats aren't exactly great for you.  Eat lots of leafy greens, stuff like quinoa, nuts, chick peas, etc.
you think that can sustain a 220+lb dude that goes to the gym everyday hard? No, it can't.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Kara on June 05, 2018, 01:18:07 AM
If you were shitting 3 or 4 times a day when vegetarian you may have chronic constipation.

I won't talk you out of being a flesh tearer, but please up your daily fiber.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Assimilate on June 05, 2018, 06:32:18 PM
If you were shitting 3 or 4 times a day when vegetarian you may have chronic constipation.

I won't talk you out of being a flesh tearer, but please up your daily fiber.
 
Why would i up my fiber if i was shitting too much because of going vegetarian and constantly trying to fill myself with bread and fibers?

:confused

Or are you saying shitting 3 to 4 times a day is low for you?


It's easier for someone trying to be lean; but you certainly can be fit.    Bread isn't a good source of calories for someone trying to be 220 pounds and workout hard so not sure what your point is lol.

Either way I eat meat;  not a ton though.  At most a single chicken breast a day;  then tons of healthy veggies, nuts, etc.  I'm 6'4" 200 pounds and work out over an hour a day.
The point is it's hard to be vegetarian and not overeat on things like bread, fibers, and shit that makes you bloated without providing you that level of sustenance required for a lean healthy build.

It's simply too fucking hard. Sure, if i were Tom Brady and had someone looking over and preparing my meal plan every goddamn week then sure it could work. But for normal people it's just too fucking hard dude.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Kara on June 06, 2018, 01:19:59 AM
Why would i up my fiber if i was shitting too much because of going vegetarian and constantly trying to fill myself with bread and fibers?

:confused

Or are you saying shitting 3 to 4 times a day is low for you?

I'm saying that you may not be shitting enough now. Just because you're shitting at a frequency you think is normal that doesn't mean you're actually shitting all of the shit that should come out (i.e. you're constipated).

You may literally be full of shit, and I don't mean that in its metaphorical / disparaging sense.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: naff on June 06, 2018, 01:44:42 AM
Have y'all tried canned jackfruit (brined, not in syrup) as an alternative to meat for say tacos? I still eat meat like it's going out of style, love eating out, drink and smoke too. But im keen to start eating more simply and a little cleaner.

As far as fitness, I trained for an amateur boxing event earlier this year (getting a good hit in a sparring sesh) (https://i.imgur.com/FUtRiQP.png). Was rad, but totally bombed out since i had a fight. Last 5 weeks i've done nothing but bike to work occasionally, and I go free diving when i can get someone to take me (it's winter, and it's hard to get people to go). Getting pissed and going out has been my main exercise so far this winter. A miserable rainy pos it's been so far.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Kara on June 06, 2018, 01:49:20 AM
Ya, I love jackfruit tacos. :aah
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: naff on June 06, 2018, 01:52:39 AM
HIIT is the scientifically proven fat burning workout style, no bro science, no ever-changing dietary guidance*. 

Eat what makes you feel good and do 2-3 week stretches of mostly HIIT cardio with some weights and SMALL caloric deficit.  Don't overdue weights just try to maintain strength.  Let your body fat percentage drop a bit and then do a 2-3 week stretch of backing off the HIIT, up your calories a bit, and focus on weight training.  Rinse, repeat.  Other option is to do a long stretch of a couple of months of HIIT knowing you'll probably lose some muscle along the way but enough fat to make your BF% still drop faster.

* not saying don't take dietary guidance, but IMO people should eat what gives them energy and makes them feel good.. pay attention to any foods that cause any sort of inflammation (stomach, skin) and avoid them, etc.  People going on diets that make them feel like shit makes no sense to me.

The few people I know that got into HIIT as their new fitness "thing" are p goddamn hot now. Might have to try this.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Assimilate on June 06, 2018, 07:06:01 PM


As far as fitness, I trained for an amateur boxing event earlier this year (getting a good hit in a sparring sesh) (https://i.imgur.com/FUtRiQP.png). Was rad, but totally bombed out since i had a fight

You're willingly taking blows to the face and head for no other reason than fitness?  :dayum
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: naff on June 06, 2018, 09:25:29 PM
Nah, I like playing sports. I enjoy controlled violence and aggression :punch

I don't really do anything just for the sake of fitness, of course it's important though so I do things I have fun doing that keep me fit. Sports test me physically and mentally, and push me to try things outside my comfort zone. That event specifically was also for a charity I support.


Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Boogie on June 06, 2018, 10:17:24 PM


As far as fitness, I trained for an amateur boxing event earlier this year (getting a good hit in a sparring sesh) (https://i.imgur.com/FUtRiQP.png). Was rad, but totally bombed out since i had a fight

You're willingly taking blows to the face and head for no other reason than fitness?  :dayum

Who’s soft on this forum now, motherfucker? :punch
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Assimilate on June 06, 2018, 10:19:19 PM


As far as fitness, I trained for an amateur boxing event earlier this year (getting a good hit in a sparring sesh) (https://i.imgur.com/FUtRiQP.png). Was rad, but totally bombed out since i had a fight

You're willingly taking blows to the face and head for no other reason than fitness?  :dayum

Who’s soft on this forum now, motherfucker? :punch
I will openly admit i do not like getting punched in the face. It takes a very special kind of person to enjoy that.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Boogie on June 06, 2018, 10:29:49 PM
:dead
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: naff on June 06, 2018, 10:45:16 PM
 ::)

it's a sport dude. you're not supposed to like getting punched in the face, much like avoiding the negative consequences of poor defence, inferior skill and physicality in other sports. that's where the motivation, satisfaction and rush of adrenaline come from. meeting your opponent on an even playing field and doing your best within the rules to win. keep your guard up, balance aggression and defence, don't lose your shit.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on June 07, 2018, 02:36:10 AM
If you want to eat cleaner stop eating so much processed food and buy organic.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Assimilate on June 12, 2018, 10:58:18 AM
Who here is from fucking Canada?

Can someone please send me some ephendrine?!?! I'll pay $$

 :noah
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: agrajag on June 12, 2018, 11:08:42 AM
Where do you fellas buy this canned jackfruit?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Boogie on June 12, 2018, 11:35:34 AM
Who here is from fucking Canada?

Can someone please send me some ephendrine?!?! I'll pay $$

 :noah

?

https://www.popeyescanada.com/ephedrine.html
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Assimilate on June 12, 2018, 11:55:58 AM
Who here is from fucking Canada?

Can someone please send me some ephendrine?!?! I'll pay $$

 :noah

?

https://www.popeyescanada.com/ephedrine.html

yeah, that 4everfit oh god gimmeeee gimmeeee

  :mouf
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: naff on June 12, 2018, 05:51:32 PM
Where do you fellas buy this canned jackfruit?

Chinese Supermarkets
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Boogie on June 12, 2018, 05:53:09 PM
Who here is from fucking Canada?

Can someone please send me some ephendrine?!?! I'll pay $$

 :noah

?

https://www.popeyescanada.com/ephedrine.html

yeah, that 4everfit oh god gimmeeee gimmeeee

  :mouf

Well the link's right there, order away.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Assimilate on June 12, 2018, 07:04:45 PM


Well the link's right there, order away.
I don't think they ship, and Canadian supp stores don't ship Ephendrine outside of Canada. That's why i asked if someone lived there. I used to have a girl that would ship it to me but we don't speak anymore  :'(
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Boogie on June 12, 2018, 09:34:51 PM
okay sure, pm me your deets.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Assimilate on June 12, 2018, 10:34:18 PM
Wow and we thought benji was brazen with his doxxing attempts
Yeah i'm not that stupid. A door kicking agent gonna get my digits   :sabu

unless......  i got a way


 :rash
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Kara on June 12, 2018, 10:49:58 PM
Entrapment. :cop
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Flannel Boy on June 14, 2018, 11:21:20 AM
Is the small increase in metabolic rate and slight blunting of hungry that comes ephedrine worth the jitteriness?
Unrelated:

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/06/11/well/live/belly-fat-health-visceral-fat-waist-cancer.html (https://www.nytimes.com/2018/06/11/well/live/belly-fat-health-visceral-fat-waist-cancer.html)

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However, the deeper belly fat — the visceral fat that accumulates around abdominal organs — is metabolically active and has been strongly linked to a host of serious disease risks, including heart disease, cancer and dementia.

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Even when other coronary risk factors were taken into account, the chances of developing heart disease were doubled among the women with the largest waists. Every additional two inches in the women’s waist size raised their risk by 10 percent.

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The chances of getting colorectal cancer were nearly doubled among postmenopausal women who accumulate visceral fat, a Korean study found. Breast cancer risk increases as well. In a study of more than 3,000 premenopausal and postmenopausal women in Mumbai, India, those whose waists were nearly as big as their hips faced a three- to four-times greater risk of getting a breast cancer diagnosis than normal-weight women.

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A study of 6,583 members of Kaiser Permanente of Northern California who were followed for an average of 36 years found that those with the greatest amount of abdominal obesity in midlife were nearly three times more likely to develop dementia three decades later than those with the least abdominal fat.



Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on June 14, 2018, 12:04:40 PM
In my new job I walk between 12 and 20 km a day.

Now suddenly i need to eat 600-1200 calories more per day to stop weight loss.

Dafuq.

Been so used to eat small portions this will be a challenge
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Assimilate on June 14, 2018, 01:15:09 PM
Is the small increase in metabolic rate and slight blunting of hungry that comes ephedrine worth the jitteriness?

See, i never got that many jitters from it. I kept my doses really low and stacked it with caffeine. Everyone reacts differently to it. My body and mind react wonderfully with it, i don't know why but it does.

The only thing that bothered me with it were the dehydration i'd get regardless of how much water i'd drink, i would get cramps in my arms that were annoying.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Assimilate on June 14, 2018, 01:28:58 PM
That was the stuff that was in Hydroxycut back int he day before it got banned?

Had an ex GF end up in the hospital with a nervous breakdown of sorts from that stuff lol.

That body was tight doe.
Yes, but the dose was fucking huge in that thing and mixed with a bunch of other stuff.

That shit was INTENSE back in the day. Same with Redline. The original Redline in an aluminum can was fucking crack in a bottle. No joke.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Flannel Boy on June 14, 2018, 01:44:52 PM
Is the small increase in metabolic rate and slight blunting of hungry that comes ephedrine worth the jitteriness?

See, i never got that many jitters from it. I kept my doses really low and stacked it with caffeine. Everyone reacts differently to it. My body and mind react wonderfully with it, i don't know why but it does.

The only thing that bothered me with it were the dehydration i'd get regardless of how much water i'd drink, i would get cramps in my arms that were annoying.
That's good it's not an issue for you. Eight years ago, when I last tried an EC stack, I found the jitteriness to be too much. It really exacerbated my anxiety. Mind you, coffee does that a bit. But I find coffee/caffeine enough to blunt my hunger (I have been doing IF for nine-ten years with 98% adherence on weekdays).


Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Boogie on June 14, 2018, 01:59:26 PM
Entrapment. :cop

He solicited the product.  Not entrapment.  ;)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Mupepe on July 31, 2018, 11:32:01 AM
I figure I'll add an update in here.  I'm getting up to old PR's for Bench and Overhead Press.  My bench PR was 5 reps at 315 IIRC and I'm currently at 7 reps at 295 as of this morning.  Overhead press PR was 5 reps at 225 lbs and this week I should get 5 @ 195.  Deadlift and squat are still lagging behind because of the original injury that messed me up.  Deadlift I'm at 370 lbs for 5 reps and squat is 285 for reps.  Every once in a while I can feel my knee start to twinge so I have been taking it easy.  I doubt I'll ever be where I was.

Weight is also coming off nicely but definitely not as fast as the last time I got in shape in 2012.  I'm down around 20 lbs but you should see the looks of people who watch a 285 lb guy do 20 strict pullups. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Assimilate on July 31, 2018, 11:43:31 AM
with all the L's ive taken in my life, i figured i might as well take L-sits :doge

shit is hard, friends

im on 3 sets of 4 seconds now

also side planks kinda suck because it's not very challenging, it didn't take long for me to get to +1 minute

but before i drop that shit i figure i might try weighted side planks
Why do side planks at all?

I figure I'll add an update in here.  I'm getting up to old PR's for Bench and Overhead Press.  My bench PR was 5 reps at 315 IIRC and I'm currently at 7 reps at 295 as of this morning.  Overhead press PR was 5 reps at 225 lbs and this week I should get 5 @ 195.  Deadlift and squat are still lagging behind because of the original injury that messed me up.  Deadlift I'm at 370 lbs for 5 reps and squat is 285 for reps.  Every once in a while I can feel my knee start to twinge so I have been taking it easy.  I doubt I'll ever be where I was.

Weight is also coming off nicely but definitely not as fast as the last time I got in shape in 2012.  I'm down around 20 lbs but you should see the looks of people who watch a 285 lb guy do 20 strict pullups. 
  I was like damn dude those are roided lift numbers but then your 285lb!? what kind of monster are you bro.

I've pretty much reached my peak bench and chest size i can get genetically and i wasn't seeing anymore muscle hypertrophy for my chest and yet there were still weak spots preventing me from getting that full look. I was big out wide on my chest, but the center was pathetic. So switched to exclusively doing machine chest presses and BAM. Hitting spots on my chest i could never previously get with regular bench/dumbbell presses.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Mupepe on July 31, 2018, 12:30:49 PM
 :lol

I've been lifting seriously for about 5/6 years.  My workouts never really fell off completely even if I slacked some, but my diet definitely did.  I injured myself in early 2015 and gained about 80 lbs of fat that year as I kept eating but my intensity on lifts were way down with no cardio (meniscus tear).  Got more serious with my diet again in March of this year and have lost about 20 lbs so far.  I've got a lot of fat to lose.  Pullups have just gotten pretty easy as I generally do a pullup or two between each set just to keep my heart rate up and then one day a week go heavy on pullups.  Losing weight has helped a lot to increase my reps over the last few months.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: TakingBackSunday on July 31, 2018, 04:59:47 PM
I've done both in both years  :(

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Assimilate on July 31, 2018, 05:35:07 PM
I'm down about 60 pounds since Christmas, my bench press only went down about 10lbs, deadlifts actually went up, squats are way down but because I took 2-3 months off after a back injury and just started those back up, incorporating a lot of pull ups, adding dips and handstand push ups as well. I'm well below my goal weight a month ahead of schedule and can still lose another 5-10 probably. I'll just keep going with my current diet plan until I stall out and call that my natural weight.

I'm at my lightest yet also biggest/strongest/widest I've been since I was 20, with a pair of 10 year old pants I couldn't get over my ass a few months ago now being loose around my waist. Upper abs are clearly visible when even slightly flexed, when doing a full flex the center line is quite visible.

Lose 60 pounds without doing any cardio and getting stronger brehs  :rejoice
60 fucking pounds??? what are you weighing and what were you weighing to lose all that?

i'm struggling to lose 13lb. Ideally, i need to lose 20lb to start seeing my abs pop out.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Boogie on July 31, 2018, 05:54:10 PM
Mups throwing up numbers again.  :rejoice

My annual summer lean-out is stuck at 190.  Which is fine, but was hoping to be at 185lbs right now.  I blame it mostly on being back on the road a couple times a week now, and therefore  eating out.

Outside of jits and hockey, im doing more CrossFit-y circuit training right now, weighted vest exercises, tire flipping, box jump burpees, that sort of thing.

Still squatting a bit to maintain.  Bench very sparsely, because I’ve been having some nagging wrist pain, so haven’t been able to bench heavy for a while now.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Assimilate on July 31, 2018, 06:02:51 PM
I was 220+ at my heaviest. 164 now. I can still lose probably another 10 and be at around where I really should be. Between hardcore drinking and power lifting I was pretty THICC
that's a lot of weight dropped in about 7 months how'd you do it? how tall are you?

i'm 213lb now, ideally my best form would be around 185lb-190lb. it's proving a lot harder than i imagined. it's the drinking on the weekends, if i can cut that it'd be a lot easier.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: agrajag on July 31, 2018, 06:22:48 PM
I gained about 10 lbs in the last three months. Getting thicc and j00cy
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Assimilate on July 31, 2018, 07:41:43 PM
5'6, I cut it by cutting out booze entirely, then settling into 16/8 IF with portion control and continuing to lift 4-5 days a week.

You know like....diet and exercise :doge
i mean, that's serious weight for anyone to drop dude. 60lb? that's no joke, impressive stuff considering 5'6 at 220+ and now 160lb.

Do you have before and after pics? You must look completely different.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: TakingBackSunday on July 31, 2018, 07:58:21 PM
lol

At my heaviest in 2013 I was 188 pounds - at my lightest (at least in my adulthood/post-college) I was 144lbs.  Currently at 165, and I often fluctuate between 155-165.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Assimilate on July 31, 2018, 08:05:03 PM
I'm not giving you pics so you can find some thing to obsess over and jerk off to you fucking weirdo
Here i am complimenting you on your achievement and this is how you treat me Stro?

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Mupepe on July 31, 2018, 08:12:55 PM
https://imgur.com/a/Rdrbn3q

Here is a well cropped photo of my upper chest and shoulders. Nothing like I was 3 years ago and I can’t lie, I’ve got a pretty big belly to go with everything else. But a few months ago I had no definition here so this is my motivation to stick with it.

For reference, the below is me in May of 2014 at about 220 lbs. I was a little bigger at my peak.

https://imgur.com/a/nj3ykbX
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Assimilate on July 31, 2018, 08:37:14 PM
You're a beast Mupepe. How tall are you?

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Tasty on July 31, 2018, 08:42:10 PM
Unf.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Assimilate on July 31, 2018, 09:03:46 PM
At my lightest since high school I was about 160 in India. I looked completely emaciated, and my urine was the color of stout beer. Probably should have died of kidney failure tbh. Which is to say I have somewhat of a thicker frame and will never hit skinny guy weights. My BMI is close to overweight even at low body fat percentages.
BMI is a crap measurement if you carry any muscle at all
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Boogie on August 01, 2018, 12:26:29 AM
I signed up for a BJJ tournament at medium-heavy, which goes up to 194.5 lbs with a gi on. So realistically 191 lbs max in underwear if I buy a lightweight gi. It's on August 10th, and I weighed in at 196 today. I think I should be able to drop a couple pounds of fat and then cut the rest in water weight using that 2 gallons -> 1 gallon -> half gallon -> no water progression.

I'll fight a little dehydrated, but that's probably better than competing in the 207 lb division and going up against people who walk around at 215 and cut to 207.

Edit: same day weigh-in probably less than an hour before my first match. Best case scenario is I get to pound a sports drink immediately after weigh-in and have time for it to replenish my water stores somewhat.

Don’t rely on it, but don’t be surprised if you end up dropping 2-3lbs in the last 48
Hours just due to “stress”.

I haven’t competed in a while, but that would happen to me.  I’d be super disciplined about my weight for the last week before comp, be just on point.....and then I’d end up weighing in 4lbs under and going “dammit, I could have eaten a decent breakfast this morning!”
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Mupepe on August 01, 2018, 10:55:36 AM
You're a beast Mupepe. How tall are you?
Thanks bro.  6 ft tall
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Flannel Boy on August 01, 2018, 11:34:28 AM
At my lightest since high school I was about 160 in India. I looked completely emaciated, and my urine was the color of stout beer. Probably should have died of kidney failure tbh. Which is to say I have somewhat of a thicker frame and will never hit skinny guy weights. My BMI is close to overweight even at low body fat percentages.
BMI is a crap measurement if you carry any muscle at all
You should probably replace "any" with "significant" and add the qualifier "male."
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on August 10, 2018, 03:49:09 PM
5'6, I cut it by cutting out booze entirely, then settling into 16/8 IF with portion control and continuing to lift 4-5 days a week.

You know like....diet and exercise :doge

I also went cold turkey on booze and it has had a good cascading effect on me. Better sleep which equates to making better food and exercise choices the day or two after a binge. Also 1k less calories or more a week purely from a liquid that lowers testosterone and goes right to your gut.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on August 10, 2018, 04:42:14 PM
Yeah, I haven't had a drink in almost two weeks, since August 28th. On the 29th I was around 198, so I've cut like 7 pounds largely from not drinking and eating better.

If I have a big drinking weekend, I'll always gain like 3-4 pounds that then fall off in a couple days of not drinking no matter what I do. I think it must be retained water or something like that.

Water retention can get bad with it but also dehydration. I remember waking up one morning and losing 5 or so lbs on the scale because I was so dehydrated. Heres the graph and the obvious spike downward..

Quote
(https://abload.de/img/capture_2018-08-10-16jac5t.png) (https://abload.de/image.php?img=capture_2018-08-10-16jac5t.png)

A true example ofnthe Tyler Durden diet

Also the pace of the weightloss in the graph is around a 800cal or so daily deficit over the course of three months. I was losing it quick and consitently but it def effected my gym performance.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Assimilate on August 11, 2018, 12:37:05 AM
i'm on a upper/lower 4 day routine and seeing some nice results.

Also i started doing shoulders again. Mainly just over head presses. I never believed in shoulder workouts before since my shoulders always grew easily and the front delts normally take a lot of abuse with any push exercise. But honestly since doing the overhead presses my shoulders have gotten so much stronger and they do look a lot better.

Some lifters believe as long as you do the heavy compound movements everything else will be fine. It's true to an extent, but once your noobie gains are met you have to start doing isolation work. 

I've seen people preach things like never doing any bicep or tricep isolation movements. I tried this recently and as my major muscles grew my arms kept looking smaller, especially my forearm. I think i'm going to incorporate one isolation movement for every body part from now on.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on August 13, 2018, 01:17:19 PM
Did a full 10s sprint / 60s rest session for 12 intervals along with 3 miles. My buttcheeks looking particularly juicy today with this leg pump going. My hamstrings are also getting thicc after a month of this 4 mile a day regimen.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Assimilate on August 13, 2018, 05:58:57 PM
Did a full 10s sprint / 60s rest session for 12 intervals along with 3 miles. My buttcheeks looking particularly juicy today with this leg pump going. My hamstrings are also getting thicc after a month of this 4 mile a day regimen.
My legs are my weakest part. I'm working on them, but maybe not enough. Doing legs twice a week hard, maybe i should switch to 3 times a week.


GymShark released brown joggers but they're $50 fucking dollars. I want them but i'm spending a lot of money this month

 :noah
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on August 13, 2018, 07:17:54 PM
Love me some farmers walks. The complete torso pump you get along with forearms is unmatched.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Assimilate on August 13, 2018, 07:22:29 PM
I've recently added a pull ups/dips/cable circuit 5x5 (as in 5 of each is one set) routine as my end of the day ritual and was finishing it off with 30lbs kettle bell farmer walks, but today I decided to just add the farmer walks to each set. I do back door to front door and back at my gym which is a little over 100 yards That shit really wears me down by the end, especially as this is always after I do my main and secondary lifts for the day, but it's pretty great. Constant trap pump :noah


I'm going to have the grip strength of a lumberjack doing this 5 days a week
Unless you're doing roids your traps will hit a threshold and never ever grow again. Hitting them that many times a week probably doesn't do anything for you in terms of growth.

Love me some farmers walks. The complete torso pump you get along with forearms is unmatched.
Been isolating forearms a bit since i find mine to be the weakest aspect of my arms. There's no space for me to do farmer walks  at this gym.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Assimilate on August 13, 2018, 08:36:16 PM
Need some kettle balls; do a lot of stuff with my 35 pound dumbells that tear up my hands.

 :foodcourt

what can you possibly be doing that 35s rip your hands up?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: agrajag on August 13, 2018, 08:40:33 PM
Stuff.. n.. things.

It's the design on them, if they twist at all in my hands it just kinda huwts.

Buy some Fat Gripz
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Assimilate on August 13, 2018, 08:45:44 PM
Stuff.. n.. things.

It's the design on them, if they twist at all in my hands it just kinda huwts.
Well if you have softy bitch palms like what i imagine takingbacksunday has then yeah anything will hurt. But after you build some calluses you'll be fine with whatever weight.

Quick someone post their 1RM for bench press and see how long it takes Assimilate to talk about how much higher his is

I'm not in a strength phase right now, loser.  ::)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Assimilate on August 13, 2018, 09:07:04 PM
Something something weak ass bitch something something not like me I'm super something something I hate myself on the inside something something PAY ATTENTION TO ME

 :umad
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Huff on August 15, 2018, 09:53:23 AM
Gawd I hate the people that grab dumbbells and stand right in front of the area to do curls or back shit or whatever

Pls get the fuck away. This is a ymca not a jock gym loser
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on August 15, 2018, 09:53:48 AM
Dropped almost 10lbs so far since the start of August. A lot of that must be water weight since I'm low carbing it but still. My body is reacting strongly to cardio. Cant believe I spun my wheels all that time at the gym on my last cut.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Mupepe on August 15, 2018, 10:12:09 AM
Gawd I hate the people that grab dumbbells and stand right in front of the area to do curls or back shit or whatever

Pls get the fuck away. This is a ymca not a jock gym loser
I do this only because I do incremental increases on each set and then do drop sets so I don't stand in front of it doing the same weight over and over.  For consistent working sets I take the weights back to the benches or other areas.  My gym is also always empty when I go so I'm the only person there.

Can we talk about the dudes that wander around, claiming 15 different stations and doing half ass reps when they decide to actually do something?  Those are the true enemies in the gym. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Assimilate on August 15, 2018, 10:18:46 AM
Gawd I hate the people that grab dumbbells and stand right in front of the area to do curls or back shit or whatever

Pls get the fuck away. This is a ymca not a jock gym loser
The amount of people that do curls and arms on a daily is absolutely absurd. I can't judge too much because that was essentially me for the first few years at the gym but i was in my fucking teens. Everyone walking around with developed arms and nothing else is hilarious  :lol

It might be the single biggest mistake dudes make at the gym: focusing on arms.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Huff on August 15, 2018, 10:22:59 AM
Gawd I hate the people that grab dumbbells and stand right in front of the area to do curls or back shit or whatever

Pls get the fuck away. This is a ymca not a jock gym loser
I do this only because I do incremental increases on each set and then do drop sets so I don't stand in front of it doing the same weight over and over.  For consistent working sets I take the weights back to the benches or other areas.  My gym is also always empty when I go so I'm the only person there.

Can we talk about the dudes that wander around, claiming 15 different stations and doing half ass reps when they decide to actually do something?  Those are the true enemies in the gym.

Yeah this is like peak morning time in front of the 40-50s area. I don’t care about the lifters using 90s doing back rows or whatever
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Assimilate on August 15, 2018, 10:39:13 AM
It's what is most visible most often (tshirts);  not exactly surprising.  Still noticable when someone has a tighter t-shirt on that they do nothing but arms though lol

And not sure anyone like that is actually going to a gym.
What do you mean you're not sure anyone like that is going to the gym? That's 90% of gyms with 5% dudes doing it right, and 5% women doing only cardio/legs.

Yeah, biceps are part of your glory muscles. The other two being chest/shoulders only that people don't do shoulders properly anyways. Overhead standing barbell shoulder press is the best thing you can possibly do and most people don't do them. I"ll admit i've neglected that movement for years because i thought i didn't need it since my shoulders were already big but the way the movement works, and the other muscles involved is the only thing that will give you that more balanced physique up top.

There has been an awakening of sorts in the last few years it seems. People now focusing more and more on the major compound movements. I guess this was propelled by the sudden realization that everyone has forward leaning shoulders and really bad fucking posture from sitting in a desk and on their phones all day.

Focusing on chest and biceps only make that worse. Now we see a mad scramble for back and legs lol

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Assimilate on August 15, 2018, 10:41:44 AM
Because they can just buy a couple dumbells and do that shit at home?
But the goal is to be a gym bro. No gym bro wants to sit at home doing curls.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: BisMarckie on August 15, 2018, 10:57:41 AM
I literally can't do anything that involves lifting aymore. 2-3 reps of bench pressing and my shoulder starts barking like crazy. Shit sucks since I always enjoyed that stuff just to clear my mind.
Rotator cuff surgery is a real bitch.
Swimming is the only thing I am able to do to keep my upper body strength.
Any upper body workouts that don't involve lifting shit over your head?

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: agrajag on August 15, 2018, 11:21:40 AM
I literally can't do anything that involves lifting aymore. 2-3 reps of bench pressing and my shoulder starts barking like crazy. Shit sucks since I always enjoyed that stuff just to clear my mind.
Rotator cuff surgery is a real bitch.
Swimming is the only thing I am able to do to keep my upper body strength.
Any upper body workouts that don't involve lifting shit over your head?

Bench pressing isn't over your head but does involve some shoulder rotation. Maybe try some variations that take the shoulders out of it as much as possible, very close grip and elbows tucked in. You could also try dips. And of course all manner rows, pullups, chinups, pulldowns and curls don't involve lifting things over your head. And why not do some stuff to strengthen your rotator cuffs, like banded face pulls, band pull aparts, etc. Did you not do any rehab work for it after the surgery? And why limit yourself only to upper body? Squats and deadlifts will build your back and your core.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Huff on August 15, 2018, 11:40:13 AM
You can swim but not lift? Interesting since that has a much larger range of motion. I still worry about doing any hard laps post my rotator cuff. My other should is bad too but no surgery on that. Yet

I re-started lifting a couple years ago, super light and generally only dumbbells or things I couldn’t drop in case my shoulder gave out. Did rotator cuff stuff every other day. It took awhile but finally was able to get back to doing decent weights, but still most stick to DBs for upper body.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Flannel Boy on August 15, 2018, 11:51:30 AM
Kenny, while doing bench pressing, do you arch your back and retract your scapula? This will shorten the bar path and cause less shoulder rotation (along with keeping your elbows tucked in, per Argajag). Place your elbows down below parallel and make sure you have a non-vertical bar path (the top of the movement should be over your shoulders but not the bottom[aim for your nips]).

Rippetoe seems to endorse the overhead press to rehabilitate an injured rotator cuffs. I don't know whether this is good advice, and if there's one exercise that gives me should pain, it's the overhead press.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: agrajag on August 15, 2018, 11:53:58 AM
I went swimming a couple of weeks ago and I was surprised how little endurance I had at it and how sore I got. I lift 6 days a week, but swimming hit all sort of little muscles I didn't even know I had. I wish I had the motivation to swim regularly, my gym does have a lap pool. Also, it doesn't put a strain on your rotator cuffs like pressing does, there is no internal rotation of the shoulder or shearing force on the cuffs. If anything swimming opens you up and is good rehab for the shoulders.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: agrajag on August 15, 2018, 11:57:19 AM
Flannel, agree on OHP. If you have fucked rotator cuffs, I would avoid the OHP like the plague. It's a great movement, but I do a ton of warmup and mobility work before I do them.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Assimilate on August 15, 2018, 11:57:35 AM


Bench pressing isn't over your head but does involve some shoulder rotation. Maybe try some variations that take the shoulders out of it as much as possible, very close grip and elbows tucked in. You could also try dips. And of course all manner rows, pullups, chinups, pulldowns and curls don't involve lifting things over your head. And why not do some stuff to strengthen your rotator cuffs, like banded face pulls, band pull aparts, etc. Did you not do any rehab work for it after the surgery? And why limit yourself only to upper body? Squats and deadlifts will build your back and your core.
God no. Dips should only be done with people that actually have strong shoulders. Definitely not something you do with a bad shoulder.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: agrajag on August 15, 2018, 12:02:00 PM
My tendons in my elbows have been inflamed for like 6 months and it's stopped me from doing quite a few exercises.

I THINK they are finally healed but still nervous about it;  need to get some smaller weights or something to start off with.   Abouth 3 months ago I thought they were healed and started up with my smallest dumbells (20s) and fucked it up again.

I think I have the same thing as you but only in my left elbow. Is the pain on  the inside or outside of the elbow (golfer vs tennis elbow). Mine is on the inside and it is likely a bicep tendon or the brachioradialis tendon that's inflamed. If you do squats that might be something that is aggravating it. I thought it was curl and pullups, and I used to ice it down every day, but that didn't help. Adjusted my grip on squats and the pain went away. I just ease off on those kind of movements whenever I feel it's getting tender again.

Assi: I mentioned dips because he asked for stuff where he's not lifting things over his head. Good point about staying away from them if you have bad shoulders though.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on August 15, 2018, 12:18:18 PM
I literally can't do anything that involves lifting aymore. 2-3 reps of bench pressing and my shoulder starts barking like crazy. Shit sucks since I always enjoyed that stuff just to clear my mind.
Rotator cuff surgery is a real bitch.
Swimming is the only thing I am able to do to keep my upper body strength.
Any upper body workouts that don't involve lifting shit over your head?

Bench pressing isn't over your head but does involve some shoulder rotation. Maybe try some variations that take the shoulders out of it as much as possible, very close grip and elbows tucked in. You could also try dips. And of course all manner rows, pullups, chinups, pulldowns and curls don't involve lifting things over your head. And why not do some stuff to strengthen your rotator cuffs, like banded face pulls, band pull aparts, etc. Did you not do any rehab work for it after the surgery? And why limit yourself only to upper body? Squats and deadlifts will build your back and your core.

Ever since i learned to tuck my shoulder blades in and on to the bench and have my elbows at a no larger than 45° angle to my torso, I havent had any shoulder pain. One of the best set of techniques ive learned for the benchpress.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: agrajag on August 15, 2018, 12:25:01 PM
There's this old Marines broad in her 50s, maybe early 60s, who hogs a cage, leg press, and usually at least 2 machines all at once. I almost fought her today. She literally pushed me out of the cage and said "uh uh". :beli

She's one of those assholes that puts her gear over a station and then goes to do something else for a half hour, but watches to make sure no one does anything in that area when two people could get their whole sets done before she ever gets to it.

:rage

There's this old fucker at my gym that looks like an upside down bowling pun. Huge fat upper body and matchstick legs. He does some weird ass circuit where he hogs a bench and a squat rack, which he uses to do band assisted pullups. Motherfucker has been doing this for years and can't do one legit pullup?

Thankfully my gym built a whole another area for "functional strength" with four squat racks and bumper plates, so there is always a place to squat and deadlift now. And the guys that use those tend to hog the equipment less, they do their sets, get in and get out.

There is one guy who goes just to fucking talk. I started avoiding him, because he used to interfere with my sets bigly.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Flannel Boy on August 15, 2018, 12:30:34 PM
There's this old Marines broad in her 50s, maybe early 60s, who hogs a cage, leg press, and usually at least 2 machines all at once. I almost fought her today. She literally pushed me out of the cage and said "uh uh". :beli

She's one of those assholes that puts her gear over a station and then goes to do something else for a half hour, but watches to make sure no one does anything in that area when two people could get their whole sets done before she ever gets to it.

:rage

I hate when gym users do that. A couple of weeks ago, a large gentleman was doing bicep curls in the one good squat (not just a meme) rack while his shit was all over the one good bench. I also hate people who do circuits, even if they're only using one station.

Also fuck people who want to share equipment. Just wait one more set.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: agrajag on August 15, 2018, 12:42:09 PM
Yeah I do circuits sometimes to finish my workouts sometimes. My gym has a conditioning area with prowlers and shit, so it's not a problem. Plate pinches, farmers walks, power shrugs with a trap bar

 :lawd
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on August 15, 2018, 12:48:47 PM
Thats my face when the only two straight benches are taken. I'll hang ina corner and do curls or something until one is free.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: agrajag on August 15, 2018, 12:49:07 PM
that's me  :lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Assimilate on August 15, 2018, 12:54:57 PM
My tendons in my elbows have been inflamed for like 6 months and it's stopped me from doing quite a few exercises.

I THINK they are finally healed but still nervous about it;  need to get some smaller weights or something to start off with.   Abouth 3 months ago I thought they were healed and started up with my smallest dumbells (20s) and fucked it up again.

I think I have the same thing as you but only in my left elbow. Is the pain on  the inside or outside of the elbow (golfer vs tennis elbow). Mine is on the inside and it is likely a bicep tendon or the brachioradialis tendon that's inflamed. If you do squats that might be something that is aggravating it. I thought it was curl and pullups, and I used to ice it down every day, but that didn't help. Adjusted my grip on squats and the pain went away. I just ease off on those kind of movements whenever I feel it's getting tender again.

Assi: I mentioned dips because he asked for stuff where he's not lifting things over his head. Good point about staying away from them if you have bad shoulders though.

For my pain it mostly affects lateral arm raises.

But it makes certain curl exercises difficult too;  need to be really careful with any movment where I twist at the elbow.  For instance I can do seated overhead dumbell extensions, BUT getting into the position to do them causes pain so I've massively lowered the weight I do so I don't injur myself.

Did seated overheads yesterday and upped my weight to near normal and felt fine though so gonna try lateral arm raises today.
Why so much shoulder emphasis then?

People overwork their shoulders so much it's scary. Every upper body movement involves your shoulders.  If you have shoulder pain lay off bench and presses in general. Even biceps can activate and therefore aggravate your shoulder pain. Focus more on pulls. Get your back stronger.

Unless you hurt your shoulder in a specific way (like a sporting move) then it's most likely the cause of muscle imbalance.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Mupepe on August 15, 2018, 01:14:25 PM
If I'm doing cable work and resting and someone asks me if I'm using it, I always say go ahead and share but that rarely happens. I would say 99% of the time people just :beli when they see something they want is being used and go do something else, myself included :lol
Certain things aren't a problem to ask to work in, but things like squat are really annoying when you have to unload and reload every time you two switch out.  And I'm neurotic as fuck so I hate it when it's time for my next set but he's still doing his so I get to mine 1 minute too late so I get inconsistent rest.  I'd rather just switch my days around when I see someone on something I'm using.  If the benches are taken up when I come in I'll look to see what's open and make it leg day or whatever instead.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: agrajag on August 15, 2018, 01:14:31 PM
Try doing close grip bench or diamond pushups instead of tricep extensions then. Do you use elbow sleeves?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Huff on August 15, 2018, 01:26:21 PM
If I'm doing cable work and resting and someone asks me if I'm using it, I always say go ahead and share but that rarely happens. I would say 99% of the time people just :beli when they see something they want is being used and go do something else, myself included :lol
Certain things aren't a problem to ask to work in, but things like squat are really annoying when you have to unload and reload every time you two switch out.  And I'm neurotic as fuck so I hate it when it's time for my next set but he's still doing his so I get to mine 1 minute too late so I get inconsistent rest.  I'd rather just switch my days around when I see someone on something I'm using.  If the benches are taken up when I come in I'll look to see what's open and make it leg day or whatever instead.

yeah I'll switch days pending if its busy and I see everything I want taken, esp if its college kid hour and you know half the time theyre flirting with thots around

although switching into leg day when I'm not initially planning it is a bitch for me mentally.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: agrajag on August 15, 2018, 01:34:09 PM
Try doing close grip bench or diamond pushups instead of tricep extensions then. Do you use elbow sleeves?

I do close grip bench mixed in here and there;  I just like tricep extensions feel like nothing quite isolates tris as well.

But no, I should get some elbow sleeves.

Do it bro, they help a lot with elbow pain.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: agrajag on August 15, 2018, 01:47:56 PM
Try doing close grip bench or diamond pushups instead of tricep extensions then. Do you use elbow sleeves?

I do close grip bench mixed in here and there;  I just like tricep extensions feel like nothing quite isolates tris as well.

But no, I should get some elbow sleeves.

Do it bro, they help a lot with elbow pain.

Looking on amazon now; not sure what size I'd need though.  I'd guess large but not sure.

They have sizing charts, you need a tape measure. Large would probably be fine. I use the brand Stoic, very good quality.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: agrajag on August 15, 2018, 01:58:40 PM
No prob
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Assimilate on August 15, 2018, 02:48:59 PM
Try doing close grip bench or diamond pushups instead of tricep extensions then. Do you use elbow sleeves?

I do close grip bench mixed in here and there;  I just like tricep extensions feel like nothing quite isolates tris as well.


Same here. Dumbell tricep extensions for me all day. Hitting the long head of the triceps are what is the most important. Everyone emphases on the outside with pushdowns which i think is a mistake. I tell people to focus on that after they've gained some tricep mass.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: agrajag on August 15, 2018, 02:53:14 PM
Oh, I forgot to mention. Riotous, do you do extensions with dumbbells, a bar or an EZ curl bar? Because my elbows feel great with the EZ curl bar.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: agrajag on August 15, 2018, 03:01:12 PM
Ah. One thing I will suggest, if your cable machine is adjustible, is doing overhead extensions with your cable machine instead. I do that instead of dumbbells. I think it's better bc it gives you constant tension, unlike gravity which only provides tension through specific ROM.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: agrajag on August 15, 2018, 03:07:30 PM
The way I do them, you adjust the cable to the highest position, put your back facing the machine and lean over about 45 degrees. It simulates the weighted movement pretty well.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: agrajag on August 15, 2018, 03:15:55 PM
Lol that looks like a medieval torture device! I don't think you'd be able to do what I'm saying with that machine, but play around with it.

https://youtu.be/ns-RGsbzqok
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Assimilate on August 15, 2018, 04:05:55 PM
Lol that looks like a medieval torture device! I don't think you'd be able to do what I'm saying with that machine, but play around with it.

https://youtu.be/ns-RGsbzqok
this is a good movement however the way i do them i don't twist my wrist at the end like you do on a pulldown. i focus mainly on the long head of the muscle.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: agrajag on August 15, 2018, 04:10:26 PM
Yeah I don't either. I usually don't use the rope attachment either.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: BisMarckie on August 15, 2018, 04:28:20 PM
Thanks for the replies everyone.  :-*

But the reality is that I tried the different grips before but my shoulder is just fucked up beyond repair. When a friend of mine moved a couple of years ago I couldn't even take down the curtains, because lifting up my arms above an 90° angle
makes my shoulder hurt like hell after 30 seconds.
My orthopedist says that my shoulder is basically 'bone on bone' when it moves.

I had some rehab after the surgery but it didn't help much.  :-\

Oh well, it's not like Swimming is a bad workout  :yeshrug
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Assimilate on August 15, 2018, 04:30:05 PM
I can totally imagine assy is this same dude in the gym who gives everyone tips on every fucking exercise they do and ends up not actually doing anything for the hour and a half they're in the gym
i dont' give a fuck what you do at the gym stro. we're on a message board and the point of a message board is to discuss things.

i like going to the gym by myself so i don't have to chat with anyone.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Assimilate on August 15, 2018, 04:39:45 PM
You don't actually discuss anything in here though. You see someone post about something then talk about how you do it better and how they're doing it wrong or wasting their time. Like a Bro Edition Well Actually
Where did i do that?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Assimilate on August 15, 2018, 04:52:59 PM
Hey man you're the one saying something i did that i didn't do  :yeshrug
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Boogie on August 15, 2018, 07:02:26 PM
You see someone post about something then talk about how you do it better

Except when it comes to taking punches like a man.  :itagaki
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Boogie on August 15, 2018, 07:05:30 PM
When peeps in the thread are complaining about the people they have to deal with at a public gym, but you have a gym at your office that you get to monopolise 90% of the time you train:

 :mynicca :aah :patel


Also, I'm moving and buying a new house.  Think I'mma build a garage gym in the new place.  :rejoice

edit:  Also, props to Jack on stepping onto the mats and competing.  Was this your first tournament?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Assimilate on August 16, 2018, 04:31:46 PM
When you lose count of your sets and go back to do an extra set just in case and spend the next 5 hours wondering if you did your normal amount or an extra set  :huh
All too common.

Today i had a nice workout but i think riotous fucking jinxed me. i felt a slight tingle in my elbow.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: agrajag on August 16, 2018, 04:56:48 PM
I was struggling with my sets today and i realized I miscalculated the weight I was supposed to press today by 5lbs. By the time I realized it it was too late  :stahp
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on August 17, 2018, 07:09:42 PM
I'm convinced the bodybuilding worlds lack of calf aesthetics is due to demonizing most cardio. My calves are blowing up from the constant walking/hiking/jogging. Bu-bu-but ma genes, stfu and go for a stroll. When you realize the calf muscle responds mostly to pure volume, whats more volume than 10k+ steps with steep grades. I feel for my dude on the calf raise machine pumping out progressive overload sets for a muscle thats like lol what else ya got.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on August 17, 2018, 07:24:53 PM
The shit eats up my morning  :noah

On gym days I'll be totally 2 1/2 hours of training
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Mupepe on August 17, 2018, 07:49:49 PM
So my weight loss has finally started to accelerate. I have a non typical approach to diet. I tend to eat for the body type I want. So I basically took my stats and diet from my peak to calculate my caloric and macro intake and ate at that. Its easier to keep my sanity while dieting with this method. I bulked up quite a bit since March and my strength has gone through the roof due to finally having diet back on point. I was losing weight but not super fast. Well over the last couple of weeks it seems like I’ve reached the tipping point in my diet where muscle and strength gains are tapering down somewhat but I lost 7 lbs over this last week. I lost 4 last week and 3 the week prior. I’ve got a lot to lose but it’s nice to see it pick up. I’m planning to start a proper cut in November so I want to see how much I can lose before then. I don’t like typical Christmas or thanksgiving food and the weather is cool enough for outdoors cardio so winter cuts always kick ass for me.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Assimilate on August 17, 2018, 10:39:24 PM
I'm convinced the bodybuilding worlds lack of calf aesthetics is due to demonizing most cardio. My calves are blowing up from the constant walking/hiking/jogging. Bu-bu-but ma genes, stfu and go for a stroll. When you realize the calf muscle responds mostly to pure volume, whats more volume than 10k+ steps with steep grades. I feel for my dude on the calf raise machine pumping out progressive overload sets for a muscle thats like lol what else ya got.
i'm pretty sure the bodybuilding world knows how to exercise the calf muscle. the problem is the calf muscle for most people will never grow in proportion to the rest of the body (of a bodybuilder).

a skinny dude that does a lot of cardio and calf work will have the appearance of having huge bulging fucking calfs.

So my weight loss has finally started to accelerate. I have a non typical approach to diet. I tend to eat for the body type I want. So I basically took my stats and diet from my peak to calculate my caloric and macro intake and ate at that. Its easier to keep my sanity while dieting with this method. I bulked up quite a bit since March and my strength has gone through the roof due to finally having diet back on point. I was losing weight but not super fast. Well over the last couple of weeks it seems like I’ve reached the tipping point in my diet where muscle and strength gains are tapering down somewhat but I lost 7 lbs over this last week. I lost 4 last week and 3 the week prior. I’ve got a lot to lose but it’s nice to see it pick up. I’m planning to start a proper cut in November so I want to see how much I can lose before then. I don’t like typical Christmas or thanksgiving food and the weather is cool enough for outdoors cardio so winter cuts always kick ass for me.
7lb in one week? that's insanity. i can hardly lose 1.5lb in a week.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Mupepe on August 17, 2018, 11:13:53 PM
Yeah but I’m fat as fuck bro. Still 279 lbs.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Assimilate on August 18, 2018, 12:01:45 AM
oh, i thought you got down to like 220?

i'm currently at 211 or so. I need to go down to 190 at least. My natural weight is between 190-210. I've been bulking for months though and now it's cut time. It's a lot harder than i imagined it being.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Mupepe on August 18, 2018, 10:41:48 AM
220 is where I was at when I was happy with myself. What I consider my peak. The lowest I’ve been since high school is 193 and I was fucking skin and bones, man. That was 2012. Good luck bro
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: agrajag on August 18, 2018, 02:59:10 PM
Second week in a row I tore a callous on the same exact spot deadlifting fml
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Assimilate on August 18, 2018, 06:25:34 PM
i need to grow my legs so i'm thinking of throwing in an extra day of legs but i don't know if i can recover from a 5 day a week split with 3 day legs.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Assimilate on August 19, 2018, 03:09:57 PM
my diet and not drinking a lot anymore has really made me a weak ass.

a few buds and i'm borderline drunk  ???
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Assimilate on August 20, 2018, 04:47:48 PM
Why 5x5? you want to get strong or grow muscle? I think the research is pretty much set that for hypertrophy it's at minimum 8-12 reps of casually increasing weight per week for most body parts. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Assimilate on August 20, 2018, 05:57:50 PM
Idk that's just what I settled into doing. 5x5 with the last set usually being around 85/90% of 1RM. I'm not a body builder and I'm not lifting for it to translate to sports, it's as much of a mental exercise/occupation as it is physical as gym time is the only time in my day that's my time. I've been cutting all year, but most of my lifts have gone up so :yeshrug

My deadlifts have gone up but they still seem like they should be higher. I have a hip/IT band/ischial tuberosity issue that made me stop doing squats, and I probably don't use as much leg drive as I should with deads as a result.
Oh trust me it is for me as well. It's so much my time that i won't even go with my gf, which needs to start going. She wants to go with me and i haven't really wanted to but i probably should.

In saying that i did waste a lot of time at the gym without a set plan on what i wanted to accomplish. It's better to have goals than just winging it at the gym. So many stagnant years of not growing or having anything to show for my dedication other than maintaining what i gained yeaaarrs ago. 

5x5s will get you strong for sure and that's why you're seeing increase in strength.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: agrajag on August 20, 2018, 06:40:25 PM
Programming is overrated, imo. Consistency, effort and determination is what will get you the gains in the long run. If you keep adding lbs to the bar or increase reps over time, you've gotten stronger.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Mupepe on August 20, 2018, 06:43:06 PM
I guess it all depends on how specific your goals are. I want to get stronger and I give much less of a fuck about aesthetics. So I choose a program for strength training. I could get stronger doing whatever as long as I’m consistent and my diet is good, but it likely wouldn’t have been as fast or balanced of growth. But if you don’t really care then more power to you. The iron means something different to everyone.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Assimilate on August 20, 2018, 06:52:32 PM
Programming is overrated, imo. Consistency, effort and determination is what will get you the gains in the long run. If you keep adding lbs to the bar or increase reps over time, you've gotten stronger.
Well, true to some extent but why take the long road when a proper training regiment will get you there faster? Not to mention plateaus which happen to everyone and the only way to get over them is with proper training cycles.

Again, if you don't really care that much then whatever, eventually you'll hit that wall and if you don't care about getting bigger or stronger or more endurance (whatever one you choose) then you'll maintain or lose what you have to start over.

Most people at the gym are like this. I see guys in there for years pushing the same weight, looking the same, never actually improving past a certain point. Simply having "determination" isn't going to get you to higher ground.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: agrajag on August 20, 2018, 06:57:39 PM
I think there are very small returns to running a specific program over just doing big compound lifts heavy and frequently. Getting good nutrition and rest is more important imo. I think dialing everything in 100%, programming and nutrition and peaking is more for professional athletes. For the average person, you can see good results if you just apply good sense to what you do.

With that said, I think following some programs religiously can be actually harmful. When I was starting out I did Starting Strength and that shit was complete garbage. I made so much more gains once I started doing something else.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Mupepe on August 20, 2018, 07:07:27 PM
Nah. Gotta disagree there. Again it’s about goals. When you start lifting heavy enough weights that can really fucking injure you, you should probably follow some of the stuff put out by professionals and not just winging It. Lifting Heavy is relative and all but I’ve never seen a dude who isn’t on a strict program deadlifting 500+ lbs
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: agrajag on August 20, 2018, 07:13:07 PM
you can pencil in goals and outline what you're going to do without necessarily sitting there with a calculator and figuring out percentages and shit. Actually, a type of programming that's gathered a lot of momentum lately is RPE training, which is basically going by feel..
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Mupepe on August 20, 2018, 07:24:21 PM
You’re both basically saying what I said in my original post. Pure strength training isn’t your goal. It’s mine so I follow a proven program that gets me there quickly and effectively. And saying that you doing your own thing can be just as beneficial for people without accounting for their specific goal is simply not true. You can’t recommend “do your own thing” with a straight face to someone who says they want to be a power lifter.

I guess it all depends on how specific your goals are. I want to get stronger and I give much less of a fuck about aesthetics. So I choose a program for strength training. I could get stronger doing whatever as long as I’m consistent and my diet is good, but it likely wouldn’t have been as fast or balanced of growth. But if you don’t really care then more power to you. The iron means something different to everyone.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: agrajag on August 20, 2018, 07:26:10 PM
my bad bro, don't do your own thing powerlifter
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Assimilate on August 20, 2018, 07:26:41 PM
RPE training is something people are running with no concrete evidence if it works or not. Not to mention most people that do run RPE do so by following a specific scale. It isn't totally dialed in but it is still programmed to a degree. It's not just winging it.

There's even some argument that compound movements aren't necessary for most people at the gym, especially in terms of physique. Like Mupepe said you run the risk of getting injured with heavy compound movements which require serious emphasis on technique. So much so that you might as well put the effort into a proper plan if you're going balls out on the major movements. lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Mupepe on August 20, 2018, 07:26:50 PM
Ok
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: agrajag on August 20, 2018, 07:28:13 PM
OK
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Assimilate on August 20, 2018, 07:28:34 PM
Vagina Zen.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: agrajag on August 20, 2018, 07:29:17 PM
That's not very Zen, Anus  :ohyou
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Assimilate on August 20, 2018, 07:30:13 PM
fixed.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: agrajag on August 20, 2018, 07:31:43 PM
I can dig that
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Assimilate on August 20, 2018, 08:18:41 PM
What's yalls favorite protein shake?

I had to go with concentrate today for the first time in years because of the ridiculous price of protein shakes around here (double the price). I hope i can handle drinking concentrate since it's harder to digest.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: agrajag on August 20, 2018, 08:22:37 PM
The last protein powder I've bought was dioxyme new zeland whey and I barely even drink it. I bought it like a year ago, surprised it hasn't spoiled. It doesn't clump, which is what I like about it.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on August 20, 2018, 10:01:10 PM
What's yalls favorite protein shake?

I had to go with concentrate today for the first time in years because of the ridiculous price of protein shakes around here (double the price). I hope i can handle drinking concentrate since it's harder to digest.

From a lab test On Gold Standard Whey is supposed to be one of the most accurate as far as whey protein content to whats actually labeled. Thats my go to.

I dont care for prepackaged shakes. Just buy the powders in drums by the pound.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Assimilate on August 20, 2018, 10:21:01 PM
What's yalls favorite protein shake?

I had to go with concentrate today for the first time in years because of the ridiculous price of protein shakes around here (double the price). I hope i can handle drinking concentrate since it's harder to digest.

From a lab test On Gold Standard Whey is supposed to be one of the most accurate as far as whey protein content to whats actually labeled. Thats my go to.

I dont care for prepackaged shakes. Just buy the powders in drums by the pound.
I was about to purchase that but Gold standard in the big boy jug is 100 fucking dollars where in the states it's 56 or so. So i went with a domestic brand from here.

I just had my first sip of this garbage and i can already see my stomach not reacting well to it. FUCK.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Assimilate on August 21, 2018, 09:22:56 AM
i'm stuck on 10 body weight pull ups. But since i'm still heavy i'm not sweating it, 10lb off my body weight should increase these significantly.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Flannel Boy on August 21, 2018, 10:19:18 AM
Programming is overrated, imo. Consistency, effort and determination is what will get you the gains in the long run. If you keep adding lbs to the bar or increase reps over time, you've gotten stronger.
Well, true to some extent but why take the long road when a proper training regiment will get you there faster? Not to mention plateaus which happen to everyone and the only way to get over them is with proper training cycles.

Again, if you don't really care that much then whatever, eventually you'll hit that wall and if you don't care about getting bigger or stronger or more endurance (whatever one you choose) then you'll maintain or lose what you have to start over.

Most people at the gym are like this. I see guys in there for years pushing the same weight, looking the same, never actually improving past a certain point. Simply having "determination" isn't going to get you to higher ground.

It's more basic stuff that holds people back, such as form, volume, intensity, calories, protein, and sleep.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Assimilate on August 21, 2018, 10:31:07 AM
Programming is overrated, imo. Consistency, effort and determination is what will get you the gains in the long run. If you keep adding lbs to the bar or increase reps over time, you've gotten stronger.
Well, true to some extent but why take the long road when a proper training regiment will get you there faster? Not to mention plateaus which happen to everyone and the only way to get over them is with proper training cycles.

Again, if you don't really care that much then whatever, eventually you'll hit that wall and if you don't care about getting bigger or stronger or more endurance (whatever one you choose) then you'll maintain or lose what you have to start over.

Most people at the gym are like this. I see guys in there for years pushing the same weight, looking the same, never actually improving past a certain point. Simply having "determination" isn't going to get you to higher ground.

It's more basic stuff that holds people back, such as form, volume, intensity, calories, protein, and sleep.
Most people, i agree. But if you've been training for 5+ years you should have all of that in check or you're just a gym bro going to the gym to do arms and talk to girls... or stare at girls and never talk to them.   :quark
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on August 22, 2018, 06:16:50 PM
Think I found the strongest position for deadlifting for my own body. When I set up for a traditional lift I could never really get it so my hips were the fulcrum. So today I tried doing semi-sumo. Basically my arms are between my legs but my legs are still in an almost traditional stance, litrrally rubbing up against the outside of my arms. Did some pulls that way and my lower back wasn't taxed at all even at 3 rep max pulls.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on August 22, 2018, 06:45:40 PM
Looks like this

(https://abload.de/img/maxresdefault2akdol.jpg) (https://abload.de/image.php?img=maxresdefault2akdol.jpg)

What I also love about it is the fact that I can really move my hips back and a little down so my shoulders are right over the bar. Feels like I have way more leverage that way when fully set.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Assimilate on August 22, 2018, 07:03:33 PM
Looks like this

(https://abload.de/img/maxresdefault2akdol.jpg) (https://abload.de/image.php?img=maxresdefault2akdol.jpg)

What I also love about it is the fact that I can really move my hips back and a little down so my shoulders are right over the bar. Feels like I have way more leverage that way when fully set.
Don't these put a ton of pressure on your knees?

If you have trouble on the traditional deadlift with when to pull with your legs hips then back you should try doing it really slow with lighter weight. Focus on pulling with your legs and hips up to or above our knees and then stop and then pull with your hips/back.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on August 22, 2018, 07:10:08 PM
Looks like this

(https://abload.de/img/maxresdefault2akdol.jpg) (https://abload.de/image.php?img=maxresdefault2akdol.jpg)

What I also love about it is the fact that I can really move my hips back and a little down so my shoulders are right over the bar. Feels like I have way more leverage that way when fully set.
Don't these put a ton of pressure on your knees?

If you have trouble on the traditional deadlift with when to pull with your legs hips then back you should try doing it really slow with lighter weight. Focus on pulling with your legs and hips up to or above our knees and then stop and then pull with your hips/back.

Ive tried everything over the years. Ultimately I think the issue stems from my shoulder position in a traditional deadlift. It feels awkward trying to get rifht over the bar with my shoulders so the bar path is absolutely straight. I'm short so it could be a mobility issue or just how my body is made up mechanically.

With that said the further your legs are apart the more upright you are and the more it becomes about leg drive than relying on your upper back to take some of the grunt. Definitely prefer the emphasis on the leg drive.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Assimilate on August 22, 2018, 08:30:48 PM
have you tried watching any of the powerlifting channels on youtube?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on August 22, 2018, 08:41:42 PM
Of course! I know all about the cues, getting tight, and hip height. I think with my stature I'm more suited towards a sumo leaning pull.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: agrajag on August 24, 2018, 04:04:57 PM
Dumbbell farmer carries with fat gripz will light your forearms up!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Assimilate on August 24, 2018, 09:15:35 PM
Of course! I know all about the cues, getting tight, and hip height. I think with my stature I'm more suited towards a sumo leaning pull.
what about the hex bar deadlift?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on August 25, 2018, 10:46:20 PM
August is almost over, heres where I am with the gotdamn hiking

(https://abload.de/img/capture_2018-08-25-220qdrr.png) (https://abload.de/image.php?img=capture_2018-08-25-220qdrr.png)

 :trigger
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: agrajag on August 27, 2018, 01:32:13 PM
what the fuck

https://youtu.be/LAk-jXyVuec
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Assimilate on August 27, 2018, 10:18:51 PM
the overhead barbell shoulder press is such a vital movement. for a few years i switched to dumbells, and sometimes not even done the movement at all. what a huge mistake.

the barbell overhead shoulder press is what gets you that clavicle region that pops out, something i always thought incline bench would do but could never get it to work for me. this works.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Assimilate on August 28, 2018, 06:18:19 AM
The clavicle is a bone, brozen.
Now did i say the clavicle or the region around the clavicle, brozen.  :comeon
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: TakingBackSunday on August 28, 2018, 12:58:08 PM
Half marathon training has begun!  Comfortably doing 5ks, running a 10k this weekend, and gonna continue doing that for a few weeks.  Legs have never felt stronger!  :D
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: agrajag on August 28, 2018, 01:43:51 PM
Did bodyweight dips x 20 after doing 3 sets weighted yesterday.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: agrajag on August 28, 2018, 02:46:31 PM
So what I'm discovering is I can do the double plate carry as long as it's part of my first set, and if I start with my circuit instead of the heavy lift for the day. I also find it a lot easier to get into a good position and be able to adjust for the duration of the walk when I lift it from the ground and hoist it up instead of the seemingly preferred method of putting the weights on a high box, laying your chest on it, and slide them off while hugging them. I'm pretty sure it counts for cardio too :rejoice

Tbh I'm thinking of switching primarily to body weight and weighted carry stuff and doing actual bar lifting as my secondaries.

Do you do these things every day?

Where does current science / bro science stand on rest time for muscle groups?

I do abs almost every day for instance, but alternate almost everything else.  Is doing farmer walks every day a good idea?


https://www.strongerbyscience.com/training-frequency/
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: agrajag on August 28, 2018, 03:17:45 PM
https://www.strongerbyscience.com/training-frequency/

Thanks!

I really don't do that much lifting as I don't need to to get the look I'm going for so been thinking of upping the frequency of the stuff I do.

I think the crux of most studies is that for naturals high frequency but lower volume in a single session is more ideal, but exactly how high of a frequency is optimal is not so clear. In other words you want your weekly volume to be as high as possible and ideally hitting the same muscle groups more than once a week.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Assimilate on August 28, 2018, 05:34:31 PM


Where does current science / bro science stand on rest time for muscle groups?

I do abs almost every day for instance, but alternate almost everything else.  Is doing farmer walks every day a good idea?
  The big muscles - chest, back, legs usually require 2+ days rest. Abs you can work out almost everyday if you want, but there's no point if you already have a strong core. Abs aren't going to show unless you have low bodyfat %. Biceps/calf can be hit every other day and the same with shoulders (besides the front delts, those get hit a lot so avoid front raises and shit like that).

But this all depends if you're actually going hard.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: agrajag on August 29, 2018, 04:09:52 PM
Trap bar deads with fat gripz today
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on September 02, 2018, 11:02:37 AM
Down 13lbs in 33 days. A couple of it is most definitely water weight which would put me at around 8lbs weight loss at the minimum in a month, hopefully mostly fat. I'm making a hard run at it, lads.

My current diet is 1600cals in, 120g Protein minimum, Carbs and fat can fall wherever. I'm burning 400 calories through movement and restricting another 400 through diet, daily.

My current regimen

130mins of walking with bursts of jogging daily

10s on /60s rest flat surface HIIT at 12 intervals every two days

Upper/Lower body weightlifting split every two days, usually directly after my HIIT day. Not worrying about gains, I'm an intermediate so I'm just looking to maintain my strength and muscle mass. So volume is kept to the bare minimum, intensity up.

My energy levels are fantastic at this caloric level and this volume of work. Feels like I have this dialed in very well.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on September 02, 2018, 02:25:29 PM
I'm pretty short at 5'4", but yeah 1600 is on the manageable low end, even for me. Two years ago I did a 1200cal crash diet and I felt like shit so this is much easier by comparison. Skewing higher fat than carbs has helped with satiation. I also try not to eat until after 11am so I'm content from then till I go to sleep. I think its working so well since I'm walking on eggshells with my excersise volume by bringing it to the edge at this caloric level but still leaving some in the tank so I'm not killing myself.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Assimilate on September 04, 2018, 11:01:47 PM
I'm stuck at 209 now for 2 weeks. I've stalled.

I need to be at least at 190lb, but i want to ideally be around 185lb totally ripped.  I may have to start buying new clothes at that point but still that's where i think i should be for my body type. The last time i was at around 200lb was two years ago. I haven't been below 200lb in like 7 years.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Oblivion on September 10, 2018, 12:01:52 AM
Well great news: i somehow mysteriously fucked up my shoulder and now i can't do any heavy upperbody workout  :-\

Since I can't bulk anymore, I figure i should just cut and at least get rid ofsome of this flab. How do i go about it, as I've never cut before?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Assimilate on September 10, 2018, 12:06:45 AM

Since I can't bulk anymore, I figure i should just cut and at least get rid ofsome of this flab. How do i go about it, as I've never cut before?
Diet.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Oblivion on September 10, 2018, 09:04:35 PM
I know that my diet has to require fewer calories, but that will only deal with the fat. How will I retain muscle?

Well great news: i somehow mysteriously fucked up my shoulder and now i can't do any heavy upperbody workout  :-\

Since I can't bulk anymore, I figure i should just cut and at least get rid ofsome of this flab. How do i go about it, as I've never cut before?

lol u never cut before?


Nope. At least, not intentionally. Since I started going to the gym, I've always focused on bulking up.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Assimilate on September 10, 2018, 09:06:17 PM
I know that my diet has to require fewer calories, but that will only deal with the fat. How will I retain muscle?

Depends on how much muscle you have and how fat you are.

You'll have to lower carbs and increase protein.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Assimilate on September 11, 2018, 04:21:58 PM
Doubled my volume of pull up circuit today. So in total it was 50 pull ups (10 of which were weighted with 30lbs), 50 dips (10 of which were weighted with 30 pounds), 50 varying cable pulls, 10 weighted walks of at least 100 yards. Six of the walks I had a backpack with 50 pounds on, and one of those I also had a 30lb kettlebell swinging from my neck and finished that 45lb plates farmer walk. That one I did have to stop at the halfway point and regroup a bit.

I followed all that up completely dead by doing leg press :lol
That seems excessive. What's your goal here? Definitely not to grow muscle.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: studyguy on September 11, 2018, 04:52:46 PM
Do you just do everything each day? No focus per gym day?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Assimilate on September 11, 2018, 05:50:34 PM
Been thinking about beefing up my neck.

Being 40 and having had a little weight fluctuation over the years I have some loose skin I want to tighten up.

Figure getting neck beefcakey would do the trick.  Any tips?
I do neck curls. They've done a lot to help my neck appearance along with actually waking up without any neck cramps like i used to get. Sometimes i'd wake up with the stiffest fucking neck but now rarely ever.

It does take something like a whole year to grow even a half inch of neck width. Unfortunately, if you have that loose skin under your chin at a slim weight then it's genetic and there is nothing you can do about it. It's something that also runs in my family. Right now i don't have it but if i end up going the route of my mom/uncle i will most likely get it and have to remove it surgically, which i will fucking do. No way am i having that rooster neck going on.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Assimilate on September 13, 2018, 05:04:08 PM
Fuuuuck

My wrist just tweaked doing curls.

Time for a break I guess.
how heavy were you going?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: BisMarckie on September 13, 2018, 05:23:36 PM
I recently broke my clavicle on my non-fucked up shoulder and the doc recommended a MRI to see if it's healed properly. My insurance pays for it so I said yes.
He takes a look at my fucked up shoulder too and says that I should have another surgery because there is a chance it could become pain free this time.

I'm still thinking about it, because rehab after shoulder surgery is not fun at all....

But still: There is hope, brehs :rejoice
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Assimilate on September 13, 2018, 06:02:47 PM
Been doing 5 sets of 12 at 90 pounds (45 a side.).

Wrist gave out on the fifth set.

edit:. Guess 45 makes more sense wasn't using the straight bar attachment so basically was like a dumbell curl but I was doing both arms at once.  I mix it up between regular dumbell, hammer curls and barbell curls.
I'm confused, what?

Were you using a straight bar with fixed weights on each end or a barbell with weights attached? If it was a straight bar then the whole bar including the weights is only 45lb total. If you have wrist problems at that weight you should only be doing EZ bar curls from here on out.

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Assimilate on September 13, 2018, 06:07:11 PM
It's a cable based machine.

I was curling 45 on each side for a total of 90 essentially mimicing dumbell curls.

I should have said 45 because that's the weight my right wrist was dealing wkth.
I"ve never been a fan of cable curls and part of that reason is the added pressure on the wrists since it's less stable. I've never had strong wrists.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Oblivion on September 14, 2018, 07:42:32 AM
Don't fuck with your wrists, riotous. I've had wrist problems for a little over more than a year (just right after my damned elbow injury started healing  :maf )

Finally went to the doctor the other day and she prescribed a stretching/strengthening regimen. Unfortunately, the instructions are super vague and they don't tell you how many reps/sets to do, how often, in what order and whether you should do all of them. I even got a wrist brace, but it's been choking my hand and I was waking up numb so I stopped. I'm going to try to avoid all types of strenuous wrist activity for at least a week and then start the stretches then. See if that helps, but this shit is really getting old.  :-\
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: agrajag on September 14, 2018, 09:31:59 AM
I sprained my wrist about 4 months ago when I took a tumble playing ball and it's still kind of unstable. Wrist injuries suck.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Mupepe on September 14, 2018, 11:09:56 AM
My right wrist had been sketchy for a couple of years when I realize I was holding the bar too far towards my fingers on bench and overhead press causing pain. I am careful as fuck now with hand placement.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Assimilate on September 14, 2018, 11:59:17 AM
I've completely stalled on the weight loss. I hate feeling weaker with low energy when i'm cutting.

I need some fucking ephedrine... one of you stupid Canadians send it to me please  :fbm
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: agrajag on September 14, 2018, 12:04:31 PM
Switched to front squats for 2 weeks or so. I have chronic tendonitis in my left elbow and back squats are destroying it. Wish I had access to a SSB
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Assimilate on September 14, 2018, 12:44:26 PM
I'm in an unintentional weight loss phase.  Probably should back off cardio but I'm addicted to it.
Cardio sucks.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Assimilate on September 14, 2018, 02:24:51 PM
I'm in an unintentional weight loss phase.  Probably should back off cardio but I'm addicted to it.
Cardio sucks.

Maybe that's why you've stalled on the weight loss you lazy fat fuck
breh i've never been fat like you breh
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Assimilate on September 14, 2018, 03:40:05 PM
Keep telling yourself that you lazy, weak wristed, small calved, turkey necked fuck

 :heh

dude you hating so hard. how loose skinned are you really? is everything on you all flappy ? You're one of those guys that lost all that weight but your skin is hanging off your fucking bone  :kobeyuck
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: agrajag on September 14, 2018, 05:25:44 PM
Assi is a BBW
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Assimilate on September 15, 2018, 01:01:50 AM
I actually don't have any loose skin as I was working out heavy the whole time I was also eating and drinking heavy. The way you've tried to hit on this multiple times makes me believe you were a fatty once upon a time and you either have some saggy skin or it's one of your biggest fears.
  Was never fat. Been through that freshman 15 with the whole moon face phase from all the booze but that's as far as that went. Had 6 pack abs for most of my early to mid 20s. Ever since been on this 'let me get as fuckng swole as possible' but now i'm tired of it. Strong and intimidating is cool but i'm tired of being sluggish.

I'd like to be slim like a soccer player but I  find cardio boring as fuck and i love lifting heavy. We'll see.
Whatever is fucked up in my wrist swelled up today like Assimilates ass during Olive Garden shrimp-fest.
  :donot
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Beezy on September 15, 2018, 07:41:24 AM
I'd like to be slim like a soccer player but I  find cardio boring as fuck and i love lifting heavy. We'll see.
Try a HIIT class/routine. It's difficult if you're the type like me who hates cardio, its not boring, and you will sweat a whole lot.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on September 15, 2018, 02:38:31 PM
Down 17lbs, can really start to see my back muscles, lats, traps, rear delts. I'd Fuck me.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Assimilate on September 15, 2018, 09:46:44 PM
late night french toast it's soo goood

 :noah

never going to drop these last 15lb  :-\
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on September 15, 2018, 11:15:59 PM
Assi just walk for an hour and a half everyday, outside. I lost 15lbs in a month and a half doing this. You'll be able to eat back those calories via all the french toast your assi desires. Well, maybe two pieces.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on September 22, 2018, 09:15:42 AM
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 :dice
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Assimilate on September 22, 2018, 03:59:34 PM
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 :dice
nice man.


i think i broke through the barrier. I'm down to 207. At 176 i'd be a fucking ripped monster but i think that's too hard for me to get to. My goal is really around 185
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on September 22, 2018, 08:32:19 PM
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 :dice
nice man.


i think i broke through the barrier. I'm down to 207. At 176 i'd be a fucking ripped monster but i think that's too hard for me to get to. My goal is really around 185

I think once you get down to a lower bodyfat, low and slow is the way to go. I'm already pretty much eating at a caloric threshold thats faf below my goal weight. I'll probably have to up my calories once I get down to 15% and below bodyfat to fend off muscle canibilization. Trying to grt to 10% bf maybe even lower then use that base to build on.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on September 26, 2018, 04:55:10 PM
Man, keeping with a weightlifting program is indispensable when you're cutting. Mainly the logging aspect and being able to keep an eye on your stength levels week to week. I felt a little defeated today with the reps I got down but when punched into my Wendler 531 app I realized my 1RM held steady.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Assimilate on September 26, 2018, 06:19:10 PM
Down to 205. 

5lb and I'll be at the weight I was 2 years ago.

I haven't been under 200lb in a so long. I already feel much lighter, more energy, less sluggish. My shirts are starting to get a little loose though and I hate that but that just means I'll have to go down a size. it is exciting though getting closer and closer to my goal. hopefully I won't hit another wall though and continue to lose.

in another month or so I'll be switching to a predominately leg based workout. Going to try and get my upper-body/lower-body ratio closer to 1:1.

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Assimilate on September 26, 2018, 06:44:33 PM
Nice work Assi, I'll take a lottle motivational credit with my fat shaming comments.  Tough love.

Sitting here staring at my weight machine feeling burnt out myself..
ha! I'm under 20% body fat. I'm just too bulky right now. My upper is too big compared to my lower body, and for my height I end up looking like one of those obsessed powerlifting gym bros. I want to lean out, look more athletic, more like a guy that runs a lot (though I hate running lol) 

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on September 27, 2018, 12:42:18 PM
Yeah Stro, it seems like you're at a crossroads of physicality or aesthetics. At the very least strength gains month over month will prob diminish the more you down the low BF route.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Assimilate on September 27, 2018, 12:49:05 PM
Realistically, I think I've pretty much hit my limit for my frame in terms of leanness and muscularity without getting really crazy about diet and supplements.

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Apologies for the camera quality, my phone situation right now is pretty dire  :lol I'm pretty much stuck right around 150 pounds despite doubling my work load in the past month, still staying between 1200-1500 calories a day (actually sometimes less but don't tell MFP  :doge )

I started with adding a circuit of 5 pull ups, 5 dips, 5 cable pulls, 1 weighted carry x 5. I then bumped it up to x10. Then I added a 30lb kettlebell around my neck for some of the carries. Then I added a 50 pound backpack to at least 5 of the carries, up to 9. Then I bumped the 30lb kettlebell up to a 45lb plate instead. Today was the first day with 55 in the backpack. I tend to get the hardest out of the way first when I have the most energy, so my first carry everyday is 45lb farmer walk with the now 55 pound backpack, and the 45lb plate hanging on the front. I haven't measured it out exactly, but each walk is around 100 yards total. Today was the first time I was able to do the double 45 plate chest carry (which I do not do with the backpack, yet) the entire distance without having to stop at trashcan to reset my grip a little.

I do this 5 days a week, in addition to normal weight training. I do leg press usually at least 4 days a week, feet close to engage IT band/hamstrings/glutes more which were giving me issues that made me stop doing squats. Monday: Deadlift, shoulder press, circuit, leg press, and I'll often do bench or pec deck if I'm feeling it and have time. Tuesday: Circuit, leg press, bench press which I'm now doing on machine instead of bar and have switched from my traditional 5x5 ascending sets into doing the amount of reps as the first digit on the weight until I can't finish that set (IE 1 rep at 10 pounds, 2 reps at 20, etc). Wednesday Circuit, leg press, sometimes both kinds of leg press. Thursday: Circuit, leg press, incline bench in the same format as regular. Friday: Circuit, leg press, whatever random thing strikes me at the time.

When I started the circuit, it took me 45-60 minutes to finish, now that I've doubled it and added all the extra weight, I've been doing it in roughly the same amount of time. The carries obviously double as cardio as well, so I'm at the point where I'm taking like...less than a minute between sets for most of the circuit at this point. I'm also at a point where I can't really add much more weight to these carries, beyond carrying people around, but I'm not outgoing in the least, am usually in a terrible mood, and look like I don't want to be bothered, so striking up conversations so I can work in "hey can I carry you" probably is not in my immediate future.

Overall I'm down around 75 pounds since Christmas, and I still see some problem areas I'd like to tighten up, but I don't really know how much farther I can get on this road without making it the main thing in my life.
From all those carries your traps area absolutely exploding. I'd say you can chill out on those if you want. If I were you I'd focus more on chest development, and maybe lats? but we can't see the lats in this pic so it's just a guess.

Stomach wise it seems you have a rectangular shape and there's nothing you can do about that unless you shrink to nothingness. After 30 stomach is already the worst fucking thing in the world to deal with.

riotous feel fortunate you have a smaller waist naturally. I don't have a big waist, I'd say medium naturally, and it's a pain in the ass because it seems like all my extra fat goes there to the love handles.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 27, 2018, 01:04:36 PM
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Breh you're gonna weigh less than me soon!

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Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Assimilate on September 27, 2018, 03:03:53 PM
What a dream it would be to get down to 176.

I'm already ecstatic about to get to 200lb. Soon as I get into the high 180s maybe I'll post a pic.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Flannel Boy on September 27, 2018, 03:24:24 PM
150 pounds? How tall are you?

You lost 75 pounds in eight months? Wow!

It looks like you jumped on the volume and frequency train before Schoenfeld et al.


Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Boogie on September 28, 2018, 08:55:35 PM
Fuckin' *finally* Stro posts pics.  :aah
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Assimilate on September 29, 2018, 06:38:32 PM
wulp, I just fucked my routine up. Binge drank last night, ate pizza today and missed my workout.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on September 30, 2018, 12:18:29 PM
Adonis belt on point. Thats the bodyfat dream.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Assimilate on September 30, 2018, 06:04:50 PM
Everyone always underestimates their body fat percentage. You're probably at 12-15%.

You need to dirty bulk a bit and then cut back down again.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Assimilate on September 30, 2018, 06:13:04 PM
Could be, it's hard to tell because everyone is different. Some guys you see that are ripped as fuck and they're only at like 10%.

It depends on where the fat is stored. Guys that have fat storage more like females (fat accumulates in the leg area) have ripped stomachs even at higher body fat percentages. Unlike me where all my fat goes straight to the stomach, love handle areas. But I guess it could be worse, could be one of those guys that their fat storage goes to the chest and they end up with manboobs.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on September 30, 2018, 06:20:32 PM
I'm with Assi. A good indicator of super low BF is that hip striation you see in your pic. I'd say you're at 15% or even lower.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Assimilate on September 30, 2018, 06:21:06 PM
You're not carrying a lot of muscle mass but not a lot of fat either, and you seem to have a smaller skeletal frame so it could easily be under 15%. The only true test is a dexa scan (which I'll be doing in another month).

Title: Re: TUFF N STUFF
Post by: Assimilate on October 01, 2018, 10:03:56 AM

Not gonna bother with a BF scale;  apparently they are so wonky you can't even trust them as a measurement of change over time (I was assuming they'd be off, but at least consistent so I could measure change.)
Dexa is accurate . See if there is a place near you that offers it cheap
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Assimilate on October 03, 2018, 04:50:37 PM
I got 2 weeks left of this mesocycle, and then it's a 3 week 'deload' or whatever you call it and I'm on to a different program.

Switching to a leg focused program for 3 months and then after that its cardio. Going to try and finally get my body slim and proportional
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Nabbis on October 03, 2018, 04:57:23 PM
Been stuck in the last 10lb that i need to drop for almost two months now. It's ridiculous how hard it's to get that last extra % of bodyfat off.  :maf

Yeah yeah, weight aint bodyfat but i estimate that it's what it will take for me to look how i want to look without much muscle loss.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Assimilate on October 03, 2018, 05:12:48 PM
Been stuck in the last 10lb that i need to drop for almost two months now. It's ridiculous how hard it's to get that last extra % of bodyfat off.  :maf

Yeah yeah, weight aint bodyfat but i estimate that it's what it will take for me to look how i want to look without much muscle loss.
Weight loss is brutal its fucking brutal.

I can't stand when people complain they can't put on weight... like come on dude. Just eat. eating is fun. Cutting is not fun.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Assimilate on October 03, 2018, 05:26:19 PM
Cutting is easy stop being a pussy. Do IF and calorie reduction it's not hard, you're just being a self sabotaging bitch.
of course it's self sabotage. you eat sometimes because it's comfortable, boredom, etc.

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Assimilate on October 03, 2018, 05:33:23 PM
Yeah well...don't. Have some fucking self restraint and discipline, you're a fucking adult.

 :donot

chill with the A word
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Assimilate on October 03, 2018, 06:04:28 PM
lol.. it's all just motivation to me

If I'm motivated I'll reach whatever weight I want;  I've gained muscle quick and lost tons of weight quick, also let myself go for long stretches of not giving a fuck (or being injured and kind of down and out because of it.)

I'm currently having trouble getting motivated to bulk;  really like being super lean.. I do WANT more muscle but not sure I really care enough to bulk into it and then cut.

Been in maintenance mode for almost 2 months now and definitely still doing a bit of body composition changing but I'm PROBABLY at the point where if I don't just want to maintain I'll need to bulk.  Kind of doing a trial run of that this week;  gonna try to get to 190-195 and see how I feel/look.

I've never sat around whining about wanting to be a given weight though; if I'm motivated enough to whine I'm motivated enough to put in work.  M
Your gf doesn't feed you chocolate? Trying to cut around a female is literally impossible.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Assimilate on October 03, 2018, 06:15:42 PM
Willpower on my nut sack.

I'll diet the rest until I get into the upper 190s, after that my program should be already starting the leg focus rotation and I'll cardio it heavy as well to try and get down to low 190s, which then I plan on supplementing hopefully an ECA stack to reach 180.

This is the plan.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Assimilate on October 03, 2018, 06:25:51 PM
Either do it or don't, if you're just going to post lame facebook style begging for compliments/advice/help then not follow it, fuck off to some other shit thread and let the people who actually put in the work not have to deal with your weak ass.
geeez

 :kobeyuck

this guy's motivational advice
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Beezy on October 03, 2018, 10:28:02 PM
Got my low bar squat up to 225 for 3 reps. It feels good to work my legs regularly again. I felt like I could do at least 2 more, but I was following my friend's program and wanted to make sure I could make it through the rest of our workout. So far we've been going up 10lbs each week, but I'm guessing that will slow down soon and the number of reps will start to increase.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Assimilate on October 04, 2018, 12:24:14 PM
This was the first day in a long time where I was really going to take an extra day off, just the idea of getting up and being active sounded so terrible, everything hurt, I feel like I slept maybe 4 hours all night....but I went in anyway and did the work instead of complaining about being unable to lose 10 pounds as I scarf down pizzas and cakes and chocolates.
Yet you have very little muscle development besides traps.... maybe you are overworking yourself?

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Nabbis on October 04, 2018, 12:51:33 PM
This was the first day in a long time where I was really going to take an extra day off, just the idea of getting up and being active sounded so terrible, everything hurt, I feel like I slept maybe 4 hours all night....but I went in anyway and did the work instead of complaining about being unable to lose 10 pounds as I scarf down pizzas and cakes and chocolates.

Stop internet bullying me plz.  :'(
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on October 05, 2018, 12:00:59 PM
Past the halfway point to my goal weight at 174. Expect to my hit my goal weight by December at this pace. Possibly 40lbs in 4 months. I'll assess what I want to do at that point when I see what my bodyfat makeup looks like. Was whistling dixie this morning after I weighed in, no change in weight and felt the need to take a mean piss an hour later that unloaded a good amount.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Assimilate on October 05, 2018, 08:57:59 PM
:lol

I'm sorry you have shitty willpower (in regards to literally everything in your life)


False

and you try to project your issues on to everyone else. 

False

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Maybe one day things will click for you when you get out of your own head.

yeah probably. We all have something don't we? or we wouldn't be on the bore.



Post pics or STFU mang.


I will when I hit my goal which may be a while considering I just had a burger and 3 gin tonics.

 :snoop :yeshrug
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Assimilate on October 08, 2018, 04:47:21 PM
I think I'm goin to run the leg focus routine for 6 months.

I want big legs.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Assimilate on October 08, 2018, 04:50:22 PM
How about finish the other 10 things you've started on first you fucking loser
my current program is coming to an end. I have this week hard, and then some deloading and my leg focused routine starts. I was only going to run it for 3 months but now I'm thinking 6 while I cut. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Assimilate on October 08, 2018, 04:56:25 PM
Cut to a month from now when you're on something completely different, still complaining about not hitting your goal weight and your bird legs
what are you talking about I've been on the same plan for months.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Assimilate on October 09, 2018, 05:43:06 PM
Quick physique update

-chest is great

-upper back is great

-lats have improved, could use a bit more size

-front delt is excellent as always, never had a problem with it.

-rear delt has improved

- I think my side delt could use a bit more work for sure, but that's expected with all natural lifters.

-upper traps are good

-lower/mid traps could use a bit more work.

-triceps have improved. it's always been a weak area for me but they have grown and continue to improve

-biceps are fine, lost a bit of size to them since I'm not hitting them as hard as I used to but they've never been an issue

-forearms could use work. probably need to isolate them more.

-stomach is ok, this will come with weight loss.

-legs, calfs, and glutes have improved. still far off from being totally even to the upper body. this will be the main focus soon for the next 6 months.



Overall I'm pleased with this years progress. If I can shred that 20lbs while bringing up my legs I think I can achieve my peak physique.

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Assimilate on October 09, 2018, 06:25:04 PM
Chest is such a funny muscle. It's the muscle outside of biceps that dudes hit the most, want the most but ironically end up performing wrong the most.

It's all about technique. You can do a ton of weight on a barbell benchpress and yet see no results on your chest if your shoulders are rolling forward and your delts are taking over. I was a victim of this stupidity for many years in the beginning.

Another huge mistake I see when people do dumbbells is touching the dumbbells at the top. Lock out the elbows but try not to touch the dumbbells, you lose the tension at the top touching them, and put added stress on your shoulders.

Outside of this I think it's such a simple muscle - do dumbbell flat and incline and then another day barbell flat (incline if you really want) and then an isolation movement for that month either dips or flies. Rotate out the isolation movement once every month or so. That's it.

Dudes going in doing dumbbell incline/flat, flies incline/flat + some type of cable movement, and then this and that.  It's not a complicated muscle! Doing too much chest can actually fuck up your posture, and make you look hunchback because the chest muscles pull you forward and you get rounded shoulders... it's awful.

You can pick dudes out like this by the dozen at the gym.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on October 11, 2018, 12:15:48 PM
Found out that raspberries taste awesome with cottage cheese. Good source of fat, protein, and fiber all together. Gonna ride this train for lunch until the wheels come off.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: agrajag on October 11, 2018, 12:19:39 PM
Found out that raspberries taste awesome with cottage cheese. Good source of fat, protein, and fiber all together. Gonna ride this train for lunch until the wheels come off.

I used to buy those packs of cottage cheese that have a little pocket with different flavored jams in them and eat them before bed. Raspberry was my favorite.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on October 11, 2018, 12:37:23 PM
Canned peaches are pretty amazing with cottage cheese;  drain the syrup out of them first if you don't want a sugar load though.

Dole makes these little peach cups w/ cocounut water instead of syrup and no sugar added if you can find those they are great.
Found out that raspberries taste awesome with cottage cheese. Good source of fat, protein, and fiber all together. Gonna ride this train for lunch until the wheels come off.

I used to buy those packs of cottage cheese that have a little pocket with different flavored jams in them and eat them before bed. Raspberry was my favorite.

Hell yeah. I knew sweet went well with the savory but didnt actually try this combo till now. I've been eating the one with scallions? It leans more into super savory. The raspberry combo is a welcome change. Adds some needed texture too.

Found out that raspberries taste awesome with cottage cheese. Good source of fat, protein, and fiber all together. Gonna ride this train for lunch until the wheels come off.

Isn't cottage cheese low in fat tho. :doge

I only buy the full fat version. Its protein heavy but I'll take all the fat I can get since I try to keep a higher ratio of my caloric intake from fat.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: TakingBackSunday on October 11, 2018, 01:10:32 PM
What do people think about yogurt?  I've been having these lately:

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Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on October 11, 2018, 01:37:20 PM
What do people think about yogurt?  I've been having these lately:

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Nutritionally it looks very similar to cottage cheese. I may need to look into that brand when I get sick of this mix. Never really gave yogurt a go.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Boogie on October 11, 2018, 10:25:25 PM
What do people think about yogurt?  I've been having these lately:

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I'm all about extra creamy greek yogurt.  :drool

Also, am way too fat right now.  196lbs.  Training is going okay, but diet is shit because of busy life stuff right now, eating out too much.  :-\
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: agrajag on October 11, 2018, 10:32:37 PM
I sprained my right intercostal somehow. Pretty much anything but isolation stuff is painful. Sounds like I'll be doing bodybuilding stuff for a couple of weeks.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Assimilate on October 12, 2018, 08:17:41 PM
Anyone suffer from pelvic tilt? I think all this sitting has fucked me up a little.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on October 12, 2018, 08:44:40 PM
Anyone suffer from pelvic tilt? I think all this sitting has fucked me up a little.

I think I did. Forming cues to not exaggerate a neutral back to hyper extension has helped . Its whats been fucking me for a while now. Monkey butt syndrome. It places a lot of the tension square on your lower back no matter what you do if youre not aware of it.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2017 edition
Post by: Assimilate on October 12, 2018, 09:05:11 PM
Anyone suffer from pelvic tilt? I think all this sitting has fucked me up a little.

I think I did. Forming cues to not exaggerate a neutral back to hyper extension has helped . Its whats been fucking me for a while now. Monkey butt syndrome. It places a lot of the tension square on your lower back no matter what you do if youre not aware of it.
yeah I've noticed I may have a slight case of this
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2018 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on October 17, 2018, 12:14:19 PM
Holy fuck, I just ate some Chobani yogurt with Madagascar Vanilla and a hint of Cinnamon. Talk about a one way ticket to flavortown.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2018 edition
Post by: Assimilate on October 17, 2018, 10:25:31 PM
For the first time ever I'm more excited for leg day than anything else. The mentality game has finally turned for me.


Full steam ahead with legs/cardio   :salute
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2018 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on October 19, 2018, 06:28:08 PM
Do NOT get Yoplait triple filtered milk yogurt. Fuck. This shit was foul. It seems like they filtered out the sugars and made it low in fat. This combination has this putrid tartness.

Now Oikos Triple Zero was legit. And it has 6g of fiber from some added soluble fiber which is always welcome.

The Chobani was amazing but it seemed more like a desert where the Oikos I see myself eating regularly.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2018 edition
Post by: Assimilate on October 23, 2018, 10:54:18 PM
My progress is coming a long nicely. I hit another little snag the last 2 or so weeks at 200-203lb fluctuations though. I'm dying to get into the 190lb range but man it's hard when on weekends I get intense urges to drink.

The workouts are nice though. After this week I have one more strong heavy week and then a deload week before I hit my 4day a week leg focused routine. Imagine this is where I'll finally start shredding pounds and getting down into the mid 190 range.

But my body composition is about where I want it to be and just building on that is the goal. Upper back has increased, and I'm focusing heavy on traps now since I think traps for me have been neglected. I changed my shrug hand width which has helped a lot, I went with a wider placement to focus more on the mid traps and wider trap rather than the neck area. This has worked.


I'm wanting to chop this beard off that I have been rocking forever now but I'm deathly afraid of fat neck. I feel like I'm carrying water around my neck/face and taking the beard off..... that might be a shock I'm not ready for yet. Not until I'm at least close to 190.   :-\



edit: oh and man standing overhand shoulder press is about the best thing for upper chest if you lean back more. I don't know why this isn't a more talked about subject. when you type in "upper chest focus" on youtube you see all kinds of stupid exercises. I don't even think incline bench does as much for your upper chest/clavicle area as does the standing barbell press (leaning back further)

Putting a lot of emphasis on this exercise has done wonders for my upper chest
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2018 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on October 24, 2018, 09:40:00 AM
Theres this gorgeous shorty making a raucous at the gym, dropping her deadlifts. Its so goddamn attractive.

Update: she hyped up the free weights side of the gym with the sound of her people. Compound Goddess.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2018 edition
Post by: Assimilate on October 25, 2018, 04:49:54 PM
Sorry I didn't include my big flappy tits, Assy

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Then why the fuck post at all? Show the goods yo

You keep taking these same pics only glorifying your traps... you're all traps right now. Hows the rest of the development coming?

Forgot how rough this time of year is for me w/ my cluster headaches so I've resorted to just being in maintenance mode since I feel pretty damn weak when I have these week long headaches from hell.   

These last 3 days have been fucking rough;  a terrible headache with this weird lingering wooziness that's hard to describe.  I've still managed to do all of my workouts but man is it hard.
How very female of you..

I actually feel bad for you. Headaches are the worst. I feel so bad for women that have chronic headaches, it's usually a female thing.

Any time I have a headache I feel like I'm going to do die and rather just end my life right there on the spot.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2018 edition
Post by: Assimilate on October 25, 2018, 05:02:20 PM
Ya traps are the only thing in that pic. No delts, no biceps, no abs, no vasularity. Just traps.

Well the traps are so overwhelming to the rest that it's all one can focus on. Your shoulders are incredibly small for the size of your traps. We can't see your chest, but yeah your biceps are showing through and so is your abs but that's body weight, not muscle size making those stick out.

You said your lats grow too big if you do them? From this pic they are none existent and makes your stomach area too wide/square looking, so there's no V taper, making the abs pointless, really.

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I'm not judging you here, I'm super critical of myself. Consider this constructive criticism  :doge
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Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2018 edition
Post by: Assimilate on October 25, 2018, 05:10:03 PM
::)
why the eye roll??? why not take the criticism positively ?

weirdo. geez
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2018 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on October 26, 2018, 01:04:41 PM
Rolled my fucking ankle yesterday during my trail run. In the worse possible way too. Left foot was off the ground, right foot took my full body weight while rolled inward. Let out a loud FUCK and crumpled to the ground. Thinking about investing in ankle braces so I can try to avoid a roll this bad. Was also reading its a form issue with over striding. Will work on that too.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2018 edition
Post by: ToxicAdam on October 26, 2018, 02:42:12 PM
I did trail running with a group one time and that was enough for me to realize it wasn't for me. It's an injury waiting to happen. Especially as you get tired and lose focus of your form/surroundings.

Afterwords, we all hung out and I got to hear a bunch of war stories about how they injured themselves or had harrowing experiences with weather/wildlife. Then I realized they're a bunch of masochists.

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2018 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on October 26, 2018, 05:07:33 PM
I did trail running with a group one time and that was enough for me to realize it wasn't for me. It's an injury waiting to happen. Especially as you get tired and lose focus of your form/surroundings.

Afterwords, we all hung out and I got to hear a bunch of war stories about how they injured themselves or had harrowing experiences with weather/wildlife. Then I realized they're a bunch of masochists.



I had a couple of rolls before but nothing this bad. Sort of warning shots for the big one l guess. And I agree about the fatigue and lack of concentration being major problems.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2018 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on October 27, 2018, 05:06:45 PM
The human psyche is a funny thing. Here I am nursing my ankle and I feel a bit adrift without my daily walk, jog, or gym time. Like all the progress i made in three months can be extinguished in the couple of days I'll need to recoup.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2018 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on October 27, 2018, 06:10:55 PM
I'm worried about the winter time. My daily walks outside would ground me. The hazards of living in this region.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2018 edition
Post by: Atramental on October 28, 2018, 06:15:33 PM
How do I get buff, dudes?  :doge
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2018 edition
Post by: Atramental on October 28, 2018, 06:17:35 PM
Realistically how many times a week can you make it to a gym?
3 times if I make a real effort to go.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2018 edition
Post by: Assimilate on October 28, 2018, 06:21:22 PM
Realistically how many times a week can you make it to a gym?
3 times if I make a real effort to go.
That's perfectly fine for a beginner. I'd suggest a full body 3x a week strength program.

It's going to be a basic

Week A: A B A
Week B: B A B

and repeat type of work out.

It's very simple. You are going to focus on all the major compound movements with a few isolation exercises after each workout. That can be biceps, triceps, abs, whatever you want.

Focus on building strength, anything like a 5x5 is fine.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2018 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on October 28, 2018, 06:53:28 PM
How do I get buff, dudes?  :doge

Pick up heavy shit
Eat a lot of the correct shit
And sleep atleast 7 hours a day

More specifically follow a program like Wendler 531 or Stronglifts 5x5. Stronglifts may be better at first (and quicker) for those with newbie gains to exploit. You'll want to learn and utilize mainly compound movements (deadlifts, squats, benchpressing, military presses).

Develop a meal plan that hits 15% above your caloric maintenance and try to hit your protein macronutrient in bodyweight to grams. So if you weigh 170lb, try to hit 170g protein daily. Or .8 your bodyweight at the very least (or 157g). The protein intake isnt a hard fact, mainly a guideline. Just get as much protein as your capable of.

Do this, consistently, for 3 months and I'm sure you'll see results. Especially at your current bodyfat levels. Pair that zangief hair with a hard bod.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2018 edition
Post by: Assimilate on October 28, 2018, 07:00:51 PM
Yeah protein shake is a must. Time to be a bro Atra.

Also, Creatine. There's some shakes with protein/creatine blends.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2018 edition
Post by: ToxicAdam on October 29, 2018, 04:33:45 PM
Realistically how many times a week can you make it to a gym?
3 times if I make a real effort to go.

When you first start, more than half the battle is just showing up. I would plan on going twice over the weekend and once during the week.  You can really burn yourself out if you try to mix work/working out too much.

You need to make this a routine. Even if you feel tired or have excuses on why you can't go. You need to still show up and go through the motions. Get dressed, drive to the gym, go inside the gym. Even if you just turn back around or only do 20 minutes on a treadmill. You need to make it a habit and the only way to do that is to actually go to the gym.

Some of my best workouts were because I forced myself to show up. I get there and get energized to do something and it begins to feed on itself. But there have also been times where I just went in, sat in the lockeroom and then walked back out. Didn't beat myself up about it though.

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2018 edition
Post by: Assimilate on October 31, 2018, 04:47:48 PM
Still stuck at 200-205lb. I have to try and cut booze out completely . I drink almost twice a week, it sucks.

After this week it's 1 week of a deload and I start my full leg based training program 4x a week with at least 1-2 days of full cardio in between. This has to drop me at least down to 190lb.


Titty Stro how much weight did you lose in your face when you lost 20 pounds?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2018 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on October 31, 2018, 09:41:39 PM
I keep fantasizing about my goal weight. Not about me looking fantastic naked, or even all the tail I'm gonna pull. Mainly just me being able to eat at maintenance again which would be another 500cals daily  :noah id basically eat as I'm eating now and that extra 500 would be carb fucking city
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2018 edition
Post by: Assimilate on October 31, 2018, 10:36:10 PM
I keep fantasizing about my goal weight. Not about me looking fantastic naked, or even all the tail I'm gonna pull. Mainly just me being able to eat at maintenance again which would be another 500cals daily  :noah id basically eat as I'm eating now and that extra 500 would be carb fucking city
what's your goal weight?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2018 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on November 01, 2018, 07:13:37 AM
I keep fantasizing about my goal weight. Not about me looking fantastic naked, or even all the tail I'm gonna pull. Mainly just me being able to eat at maintenance again which would be another 500cals daily  :noah id basically eat as I'm eating now and that extra 500 would be carb fucking city
what's your goal weight?

At this point with rudimentary caliper testing to figure out my lean body mass, I'm gunning for 137. There was a redditor who posted his progress pics and with both of us at the same height, 137 would place me at very low bodyfat. Using that as a jumpoff point to start gaining more muscles with the lowest fat possible.

At the pace I'm at now, I'm still 3 to 3 1/2 months out
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2018 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on November 01, 2018, 11:45:55 AM
Did heavy farmer walks with a hex bar, heavy enough I needed straps. My upper body is toast. I was pouring sweat too. Felt like doing this was squeezing ever last drop of water out of my skin.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2018 edition
Post by: Assimilate on November 01, 2018, 12:00:39 PM
Damn scale... Either my leg muscle growth is contributing to the scale staying the same or I hit a plateau and I have to reduce calories again. Probably a combo of both since I feel like my waist is smaller and I've seen some water/fat reduction in my upper body.



Those farmer walks would help wouldn't they? I wanna join in on the farmer walks but there's no space to do that at this gym  :fbm
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2018 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on November 01, 2018, 12:07:32 PM
Damn scale... Either my leg muscle growth is contributing to the scale staying the same or I hit a plateau and I have to reduce calories again. Probably a combo of both since I feel like my waist is smaller and I've seen some water/fat reduction in my upper body.



Those farmer walks would help wouldn't they? I wanna join in on the farmer walks but there's no space to do that at this gym  :fbm


Cut out the booze completely if you can and make double sure your calories are being truly accounted for before you go to cutting more out (Do you relax your diet on the weekend? Make sure youre not going overboard). Honestly though I dont think the booze is worth it, at least during a cut.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2018 edition
Post by: Assimilate on November 01, 2018, 12:20:08 PM
Damn scale... Either my leg muscle growth is contributing to the scale staying the same or I hit a plateau and I have to reduce calories again. Probably a combo of both since I feel like my waist is smaller and I've seen some water/fat reduction in my upper body.



Those farmer walks would help wouldn't they? I wanna join in on the farmer walks but there's no space to do that at this gym  :fbm


Cut out the booze completely if you can and make double sure your calories are being truly accounted for before you go to cutting more out (Do you relax your diet on the weekend? Make sure youre not going overboard). Honestly though I dont think the booze is worth it, at least during a cut.
For sure the booze is the number 1 culprit. It's hard for me to cut booze on the weekend.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2018 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on November 01, 2018, 12:37:02 PM
I was hitting the booze pretty hard at the start of the year. Mainly a weekend drinker like you. It wreaks havoc on your metabolism and T levels. If anything minimize it by a lot and make sure to account for it in your diet. Also drink clear and straight stuff, obviously. The way alcohol metabolizes can make  it very hard to burn directly from your fat stores if youre in a caloric surplass after drinking. Basically busting your hump during the week to nullify it during the weekend. Its a vicious and demoralizing cycle.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2018 edition
Post by: Assimilate on November 01, 2018, 12:45:58 PM
Its a vicious and demoralizing cycle.
yes it is.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2018 edition
Post by: Assimilate on November 01, 2018, 12:51:48 PM
Do loads of cardio and even boozing won't stop weight loss.

"But riotous, losing weight is 99% diet!"  fuck outta here lazy non weight losing asses.
Well, diet is number 1. Cardio does help a lot but I also don't want to lose muscle so it gets tricky.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2018 edition
Post by: Assimilate on November 01, 2018, 12:58:58 PM
I think maybe if I take the beard off and I have all this fuckin water face bloat going maybe it will jolt me into panic mode  :lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2018 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on November 01, 2018, 01:06:37 PM
Cardio is fine as long as youre not on a severe cut. I'm netting 1600 cals a day and average arou d 45mins of cardio a day. I'm still gaining strength and I'm burning fat in a way I never did when I was just hitting the gym and dieting.

Cardio is such a great mood enhancer too. Its benefits extend beyond a bedroom bod
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2018 edition
Post by: Assimilate on November 01, 2018, 01:11:43 PM
I hate the feeling of losing strength when cutting and that happens even more when adding cardio.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2018 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on November 01, 2018, 01:32:50 PM
I hate the feeling of losing strength when cutting and that happens even more when adding cardio.

That sounds like a you problem, mathawfawkaaaaahhh

But seriously, that just points to you having to get your diet in order. From your cals down to the macros and where your cals are coming from.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2018 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on November 01, 2018, 05:05:08 PM
After some consideration, I'm doing farmers walks 4 times a week hitting all my workout days. I mean, looking at Stros pics, proof is in the puddin'. I'll probably drop an accessory movement in fsvor of focusing on them and keeping a complementary movement.

So

Military Press > Farmer Walks > Dips

Bench Press > Farmer Walks > BB Rows

Squats > Farmer Walks > Box Squats

Deadlifts > Farmer Walks > Romanian Deadlifts

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2018 edition
Post by: Assimilate on November 01, 2018, 05:10:20 PM
What is this? trap city?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2018 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on November 01, 2018, 06:09:19 PM
Imma build myself a turtle shell

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2018 edition
Post by: Assimilate on November 01, 2018, 06:13:02 PM
I hate helping people at the gym, I feel stupid doing it but this poor fucking dude was benching so god damn wrong when he asked to work in with me.... man it was brutal. I felt bad for him and I tried to help him because this poor kid was taller than me, and he had a natural build where he could be pretty strong but my god the kid couldn't bench a simple 45 on each side warm up set without all kinds of problems.

Hopefully he takes my advice. I usually hate giving advice though.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2018 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on November 02, 2018, 07:13:34 AM
These trap doms :noah
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2018 edition
Post by: Assimilate on November 02, 2018, 11:05:16 AM
Any of you take any pre-workouts?

And when/have any of you shocked your CNS before? I've done it a few times, it is awful and you feel it right away.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2018 edition
Post by: Assimilate on November 02, 2018, 11:30:22 AM
I do a caffeine load before working out but that's it.
yeah todays preworkouts aren't that serious like they once were. it's just a caffeine load, some vitamins, and the better ones have Taurine or Beta- alanine  in them which are the ones I like. They do work, even if it's just a little.

Arginine is really popular here. People take it as a daily supplement, but I find that it gives me immediate diarrhea.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2018 edition
Post by: Assimilate on November 02, 2018, 11:39:50 AM
Try more than that.

My body reacts super crazy to any type of drug. So the simple combo of Caffeine+Arginine+Taurine already gets me fucking nuts. I wish I had ephedrine to throw in there like I used to do but that leaves me borderline psychotic.

One thing I feel the effects of now more than ever before is Creatine. Maybe because I'm getting older, but man creatine now is a life-line. I cannot live without it.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2018 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on November 02, 2018, 11:53:39 AM
Any of you take any pre-workouts? .

A healthy dose of metal music before my set
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2018 edition
Post by: Assimilate on November 02, 2018, 12:00:11 PM
Any of you take any pre-workouts? .

A healthy dose of metal music before my set

Meshuggah works for me  :like
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2018 edition
Post by: Assimilate on November 02, 2018, 12:03:19 PM
OK ordered a pre-workout;  not gonna do creatine as a pre but may add some for post.

Should come today; not sure when.  Probably gonna workout twice today;  this has been my worst week in a year for working out, only hit it up twice.  Got a stomach bug on Wed. night that took me out and is still affecting me but fuck it I'm going to workout today... then get that pre-workout probably later and workout again in the evening.
Which one did you order? 

Creatine is a must, and it does not matter when you take it. You take creatine daily regardless if you work out or not. I recommend loading it for the first week.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2018 edition
Post by: Assimilate on November 02, 2018, 12:13:04 PM
OK ordered a pre-workout;  not gonna do creatine as a pre but may add some for post.

Should come today; not sure when.  Probably gonna workout twice today;  this has been my worst week in a year for working out, only hit it up twice.  Got a stomach bug on Wed. night that took me out and is still affecting me but fuck it I'm going to workout today... then get that pre-workout probably later and workout again in the evening.
Which one did you order? 

Creatine is a must, and it does not matter when you take it. You take creatine daily regardless if you work out or not. I recommend loading it for the first week.

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00WZPOWHK/ref=od_aui_detailpages00?ie=UTF8&th=1
Pretty good. Some people say citrulline turns into arginine in the gut or something, and it doesn't give you the shits. I can't even buy something of that quality here so I'm stuck with mixing garbage for the time being. The beta-alanine can give you tingles, nothing too much but still it bothers some people .

But yeah like I said before Creatine is a must.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2018 edition
Post by: agrajag on November 03, 2018, 08:10:11 PM
Did some sets of trap bar farmers walks with fat gripz. Only 155 on the bar, but the fat gripz make it tough to hang on to. It's about 60ft from end to end of the gym. Forearms on fire.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2018 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on November 03, 2018, 08:16:36 PM
Did some sets of trap bar farmers walks with fat gripz. Only 155 on the bar, but the fat gripz make it tough to hang on to. It's about 60ft from end to end of the gym. Forearms on fire.

I need to do this, thanks for bringing it up. Targeted grip work is the next thing I need to work on.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2018 edition
Post by: agrajag on November 03, 2018, 08:44:28 PM
Did some sets of trap bar farmers walks with fat gripz. Only 155 on the bar, but the fat gripz make it tough to hang on to. It's about 60ft from end to end of the gym. Forearms on fire.

I need to do this, thanks for bringing it up. Targeted grip work is the next thing I need to work on.

Yeah, you gotta do that grip work, bruv! My forearms blew up since I started doing grip work this summer. Plate pinches, farmer carries, reverse grip curls (esp with fat gripz), arm wrestler style wrist curls with the cable machine, grippers, etc. Another thing I sort of stumbled onto is doing pullups with an extremely narrow grip is a fantastic tool for building your radiobrachiales.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2018 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on November 05, 2018, 06:58:04 PM
Did some sets of trap bar farmers walks with fat gripz. Only 155 on the bar, but the fat gripz make it tough to hang on to. It's about 60ft from end to end of the gym. Forearms on fire.

I need to do this, thanks for bringing it up. Targeted grip work is the next thing I need to work on.

Yeah, you gotta do that grip work, bruv! My forearms blew up since I started doing grip work this summer. Plate pinches, farmer carries, reverse grip curls (esp with fat gripz), arm wrestler style wrist curls with the cable machine, grippers, etc. Another thing I sort of stumbled onto is doing pullups with an extremely narrow grip is a fantastic tool for building your radiobrachiales.

Bought some fat gripz. Plan on doing those reverse curls you do and using them on my targeted grip farmers walk days.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2018 edition
Post by: agrajag on November 05, 2018, 08:11:38 PM
Did some sets of trap bar farmers walks with fat gripz. Only 155 on the bar, but the fat gripz make it tough to hang on to. It's about 60ft from end to end of the gym. Forearms on fire.

I need to do this, thanks for bringing it up. Targeted grip work is the next thing I need to work on.

Yeah, you gotta do that grip work, bruv! My forearms blew up since I started doing grip work this summer. Plate pinches, farmer carries, reverse grip curls (esp with fat gripz), arm wrestler style wrist curls with the cable machine, grippers, etc. Another thing I sort of stumbled onto is doing pullups with an extremely narrow grip is a fantastic tool for building your radiobrachiales.

Bought some fat gripz. Plan on doing those reverse curls you do and using them on my targeted grip farmers walk days.

There is a curl variation where you can do a regular curl and then on the very slow and controlled negative you do reverse grip. That way you can do heavier weight, those are good too!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2018 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on November 06, 2018, 11:08:16 AM
Did 5-7rep max box squats yesterday. Buttcheek doms  :ltg
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2018 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on November 10, 2018, 07:01:22 PM
(https://abload.de/img/capture_2018-11-10-18zyf6d.png) (https://abload.de/image.php?img=capture_2018-11-10-18zyf6d.png)

  :trigger

Going super Saiyan mafuckers
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2018 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on November 10, 2018, 09:20:56 PM
I think i broke reality. I just weighed in less than i did this morning and this is after having eaten a large plate of chinese food.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2018 edition
Post by: agrajag on November 11, 2018, 03:06:13 AM
Set a new PR on weighted triceps dips. 37.5lbsx8, pretty happy about this.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2018 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on November 11, 2018, 12:24:04 PM
(https://abload.de/img/capture_2018-11-10-18zyf6d.png) (https://abload.de/image.php?img=capture_2018-11-10-18zyf6d.png)

  :trigger

Going super Saiyan mafuckers

what the fuuuuuuck

that is fast

also you were pretty damn fat when you started out, it's so easy to lose weight when you're fat

i've slimmed down a lot and now that i'm slim, losing more fat is hard

also i fucked up by thinking i couldn't handle less than 2300 cal a day, i'm on 1800 now and it's going better than ever :rock

i feel kinda dumb about it, but mistakes were made, learned and moved on

i think i'm back on track to lose a pound a week but not sure yet

i'm already back to my old weight of 139 pounds, feelsgoodman :aah

not sure how long i still have to go and how much i'll weigh when i get my abs, but we'll see

Yeah I'll probably have to slow it down or metabolic adaptation will do it for me. I figure I'm around 25% bodyfat now. Another 29lbs to go. Currently I'm still on pace for 10lbs lost a month. Weighed in at 163 this morning, was 173 the same day last month. My strength is also holding steady if not slowing eeking its way up. Id be absolutely ok with a strength plateau at this rate of weight loss. Just need to hold out for 2 1/2 more months were I should be at 10% BF.

Then I plan on cycling off the deficit by going into maintenance for two weeks and then into a 15% surplus.

I think I'm going to now do 24 hour fasts on Fridays into Saturdays. My body responds very well to it. I feel much tighter the next day and sharper. And the whole day I dont have to give a fuck about food until dinner.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2018 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on November 13, 2018, 07:32:09 PM
When you can think you look fat, skinnyfat, jacked, scrawny, and fit all in the same pose session in a mirror :stahp

#bodydysmorphiagang

I seem to love contorting my body to the worst angle possible just to confirm my hideousness
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2018 edition
Post by: chronovore on November 15, 2018, 09:41:09 PM
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-46217512

Of interest. Half the bore would line up multiple times for this.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2018 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on November 18, 2018, 01:47:53 PM
That spine aint going NOWHERE
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2018 edition
Post by: Nabbis on November 18, 2018, 01:52:09 PM
Looks pretty good, though did you take the pick right after workout?  :-*
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2018 edition
Post by: agrajag on November 20, 2018, 04:19:49 PM
set a PR on weighted chins today, 35lbs 3x3. I've been doing them every day, microloading them, started with 20lbs. Gonna stick to this weight for a while now and work on increasing the reps.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2018 edition
Post by: agrajag on November 25, 2018, 12:09:30 PM
set a deadlift PR yesterday, 345 conventional. Did 325, 335 and then the max, all three were personal bests, so the 345 was a real grinder. 400 is penciled in for next year.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2018 edition
Post by: agrajag on November 25, 2018, 12:12:48 PM
:whew

it's babyweight, but I'm not a big dude and only been lifting heavy for about 8 months
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2018 edition
Post by: agrajag on December 03, 2018, 09:28:34 PM
haven't been able to go to the gym for a week, and this week is not looking any better  :maf
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2018 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on December 04, 2018, 11:47:44 AM
Have to deload next week. My 90% max lifts have plummeted. Ive been slowly raising the volume to the point where I've been lifting for 1 and 1/2 hours at 1600cals a day along with cardio and I think my body is taxed. With that said today I felt strong as fuck on my deadlift so it may be a sleeping issue. Last night I got a good nights sleep. Have to figure this out

Also, the fat gripz ive been using have made my grip much more secure in just two weeks, its insane. My deadlifts would feel sort of week at 90% 1RM due to my grip but today my grip was like a vice grip.

In other news I'm nearly 40lbs down with minimal to no strength loss. I'm looking beefy, and striations are starting to surface. 22.more lbs to go to 10% BF
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2018 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on December 06, 2018, 10:13:43 AM
I've been going hard at the last minute on the ERG machine and fuck that motherfucker hits your core hard when you dig in.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2018 edition
Post by: agrajag on December 06, 2018, 11:35:42 AM
been walking around too much for this event I'm doing and now on top of not being able to lift for two weeks I have a big ass blister on the ball of my left foot and a stone bruise on the ball of my right foot  :doge
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2018 edition
Post by: Nabbis on December 06, 2018, 05:43:22 PM
For some reason these past few times when i felt too mentally tired to go the gym were the times where i had the best performance. :doge Psychology is one hell of a thing.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2018 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on December 11, 2018, 04:49:51 PM
So id like to thank agrajag for suggesting fat gripz. Some fine ass deadlifting cutie asked me about them and I told her What's up. So now, when she does get them, I'll have an in to strike up another convo, well get dinner and I can eventually finger that tight bootyhole.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2018 edition
Post by: agrajag on December 12, 2018, 12:07:33 AM
As repayment for helping you get laid, all I ask is that you forward me her nudes.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2018 edition
Post by: agrajag on December 12, 2018, 06:57:19 AM
So I don't remember if I mentioned, but they closed down my awesome 24 hour fitness I've been going to for years for unspecified reasons. They transferred my membership to another 24, I walk in there and it's like a freaking LA Fitness. Packed to the gills and full of machines, only two squat racks, no bumper plates, etc.

Cancelled my membership immediately and joined a small old school powerlifting/bodybuilding gym. This place is fucking heaven. Not only does it have everything I need such as tons of free weights, multiple squat racks, bumper plates, a freaking deadlift platform with a deadlift jack so you can switch out plates much quicker. It has equipment I've never used before, like reverse hyperextension and belt squat machine. On top of all that, the gym is closer to my house, is month to month, no contracts, no initiation fee. I am fucking stoked.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2018 edition
Post by: Mupepe on December 12, 2018, 11:03:31 AM
So I don't remember if I mentioned, but they closed down my awesome 24 hour fitness I've been going to for years for unspecified reasons. They transferred my membership to another 24, I walk in there and it's like a freaking LA Fitness. Packed to the gills and full of machines, only two squat racks, no bumper plates, etc.

Cancelled my membership immediately and joined a small old school powerlifting/bodybuilding gym. This place is fucking heaven. Not only does it have everything I need such as tons of free weights, multiple squat racks, bumper plates, a freaking deadlift platform with a deadlift jack so you can switch out plates much quicker. It has equipment I've never used before, like reverse hyperextension and belt squat machine. On top of all that, the gym is closer to my house, is month to month, no contracts, no initiation fee. I am fucking stoked.
There's one here in Houston that I want to join butit's neither near my work nor near my house.  It would take an hour to get to from either and there's just no way I could make that fly during the week.  I just go at work because at 7am it's empty, our old CEO was obsessed with fitness and thought he was hercules or some shit so it's full of decent equipment for lifting and it's only $15 a month plus I get paid to workout since I do it during work hours.  There's big windows that look into the gym though so it's not uncommon for someone on a conference to call to be like "Mupepe, I saw you in the gym today and you were picking up like 300 lbs!" and I just say "it was actually 420" all nonchalant
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2018 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on December 12, 2018, 03:13:35 PM
Hope whatever transient stole my fat gripz saw some gainz.

Ordered cheap knock offs because I’m not paying $30 again.

No lie, in little as two weeks my grip has been much more secure on the deadlift
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2018 edition
Post by: Mupepe on December 12, 2018, 05:37:19 PM
I’ve been thinking about getting fat gripz but assumed I’d need to lower the weight on my lifts since I assume it makes it more difficult?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2018 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on December 12, 2018, 06:11:24 PM
I’ve been thinking about getting fat gripz but assumed I’d need to lower the weight on my lifts since I assume it makes it more difficult?

They definitely will. But I mainly use them for accessory lifts that compliment the main ines that involve handles that fit them. Two to three movements a session, I bust them out.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2018 edition
Post by: agrajag on December 13, 2018, 06:24:25 PM
Well, the two weeks that I was forced to take off from the gym killed whatever measly strength gains I have made. I feel like I am starting from scratch again. Will be going every day and see how quick the muscle memory kicks in. In other news, went to the new gym for the first time today. It's really fantastic. There is so much equipment there, and I'm sure I haven't even discovered all of it. Even when it comes to machines, they have way more than most commercial gyms, but packed into a small space. They have cambered bars. Their benches are Rogue, which is a world of difference from the cheap benches in commercial gyms. There are some guys that go there that can move some serious weight, hopefully I'll absorb some of their gains through osmosis.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2018 edition
Post by: Tasty on December 13, 2018, 06:48:51 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/peOqsJk.jpg?1)

After 2 weeks of getting really loosey goosey on the diet including a day where I probably went 1000 calories over just in Butterfingers :mouf

Now I know why Laura Dern eventually said "Yes" in Wild At Heart.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2018 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on December 17, 2018, 10:04:33 AM
Fuck, I did 325lb farmer walks with straps for 30s walks. My mid to lower traps are fucking pumped right now
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2018 edition
Post by: agrajag on December 17, 2018, 10:11:38 AM
getting into the groove lifting again and the new gym. Doing training maxes every day now (something like bulgarian lite) until my strength comes back to what I was doing for rep work. Also the last day I went to my old gym before it closed, I left my lifting belt there and didn't realize till two weeks later. Went there to check two days ago and the entire place was ransacked. So everything is beltless for now.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2018 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on December 22, 2018, 11:20:39 AM
Theres a fuckface meathead using a straight bench for his curls right now lmao
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2018 edition
Post by: agrajag on December 22, 2018, 11:26:24 AM
I was a fuckhead today. I used a Rogue bench to bench, one squat rack to squat, one to overhead press, and one to curl, all at the same time. But my gym has a ton of stuff and it was fairly empty this morning. If anyone needed to use one of those of course I would have relinquished.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2018 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on December 22, 2018, 11:35:41 AM
I was a fuckhead today. I used a Rogue bench to bench, one squat rack to squat, one to overhead press, and one to curl, all at the same time. But my gym has a ton of stuff and it was fairly empty this morning. If anyone needed to use one of those of course I would have relinquished.

If the gym is empty, do what you have to do no doubt. I lime supersetting when I can.but yeah thr gym is packed right now. I bet theres some poor newbie, their app is telling them its bench press day and theyre just circling that behemoth waiting for him to grunt out his last overlerly swaying cheat curls
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2018 edition
Post by: agrajag on December 22, 2018, 12:19:56 PM
yeah, I hate that. I don't like working in with other people either, because it's a hassle changing the plates all the time, and you always feel rushed. I enjoy supersetting because instead of just resting between sets doing nothing or looking at my phone, I can knock out another lift. That reduces the time I spend in the gym. I'm lucky to go to a gym that has five squat/power racks, a dl platform, and multiple benches. So there's never really an issue of having to wait for equipment. There was one time only when I had to wait for a bench to free up, but that was during the busiest time of the day.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2018 edition
Post by: Mupepe on December 24, 2018, 01:04:19 PM
Welp, I was warming up on bench today with 275.  First rep I was fine on the way down and when I started to push up something popped really bad in my arm.  Feels like it was my bicep right where it connects to my shoulder/armpit area.  I stupidly thought let me try the 2nd rep, go about halfway down and felt soreness so I stopped.  I just finished the rest of the day on the treadmill.

There was a lump I could feel there for a few hours afterwards.  That's gone away mostly but there is a powerful dull pain now when I move my arm or when I touch it.  Reading up I don't think it's a bicep tear because I have full mobility with some pain and I didn't lose any strength when doing my rep.  I finished it easily.  Maybe something is just sprained.  But fuck.  Today was going to be the day I would match my all time 5 rep max - 5 reps at 320.  It's taken me years to get back here.  FUCK!  I'm going to the doctor later but yeah, my day/month/week/whatever is ruined.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2018 edition
Post by: agrajag on December 24, 2018, 06:58:01 PM
my gym that closed had a prowler/sled area, it definitely had that over my current gym.

Get well soon Mupepe
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2018 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on December 25, 2018, 10:58:58 PM
Yeah I've been slipping to this past week too. Work provides much needed structure to stay the course and ive been on vacation.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2018 edition
Post by: agrajag on December 25, 2018, 11:01:58 PM
I've been slipping as well. Workouts have been less frequent and the last couple I cut short because of lack of motivation/performance. I also overworked my spinal erectors doing high volume deadlifts, but they are feeling better after a couple of days rest and some ice.

I also discovered that my gym has a special plate-loaded apparatus for shrugs. It looks kind of like a trap bar, but not really. It has vertical rack-loading poles. Looking forward to testing it out. I haven't done shrugs barely at all in the past year. The occasional exception has been supersetting trap bar shrugs after a farmer's walk.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2018 edition
Post by: agrajag on December 31, 2018, 01:21:43 PM
PR'd my front squat today 190x1. Definitely had more. 225 is the target for next year.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2018 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on December 31, 2018, 01:43:51 PM
The obliques lines are finally starting to show, I was wondering if I just didn't have the frame for them to pop :aah

The dreammm

I'm sure once the abs start showing its like slowly unrappimg a present
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2018 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on December 31, 2018, 03:45:18 PM
I want that Adonis belt but I'm sure its gonna take a lot more pain to get there
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2018 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on January 02, 2019, 12:16:20 PM
Only took me about a week to get back to where I was after a 2 1/2 week basically binge fest of eating day(s) worth of calories in junk food every day. And that's with even being more lenient on diet than I was before the holidays. Good to know I can go off the rails and snap back so quickly :aah



Mirror judgment alone shows me my binging didnt fuck shit up as badly as it feels. Back to Greek yogurt and a pound of protein daily. But the psycholigical effect fucking sucks.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2018 edition
Post by: agrajag on January 02, 2019, 02:21:51 PM
back to deadlifting after taking time off from them. Here's to destroying these suckers  :maf
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2018 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on January 02, 2019, 08:56:13 PM
YOUR CALORIES DID NOTHING, FRITO LAY


spoiler (click to show/hide)
(https://i.imgur.com/MKnvtOn.jpg)

(https://i.imgur.com/cFCJDvN.jpg)

(https://i.imgur.com/244kXIH.jpg)
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I'm wholly convinced theres a boddyfat tipping point where carbs can go fuck themselves. You look as though it didnt make a dent lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2018 edition
Post by: agrajag on January 02, 2019, 08:59:18 PM
pulled a very easy 315 today. Going to keep increasing it over the next few days.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2018 edition
Post by: agrajag on January 02, 2019, 09:02:03 PM
I think a short period of dirty eating/high carbs can jolt your metabolism. There may or may not be some research backing this, but I cant be arsed to look it up
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2018 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on January 02, 2019, 09:03:29 PM
I think a short period of dirty eating/high carbs can jolt your metabolism. There may or may not be some research backing this, but I cant be arsed to look it up

I know on Keto or low carb its suggested you take a day to carb up. On long term dieting it's used to grt your hormones back into better shape, and help metabolically. Makes sense definitely. Supposed to be something important to do as far as sparing muscle the lower you get in bodyfat.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2018 edition
Post by: agrajag on January 02, 2019, 09:05:03 PM
I've been eating like trash, especially hitting the sweets, and still have a ton of holiday leftovers. Once I burn through those, I'm going on a no sugar diet for two weeks.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2018 edition
Post by: agrajag on January 03, 2019, 07:42:36 PM
PR'd the front squat again, 195x1. My bench and front squat are neck in neck.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2018 edition
Post by: agrajag on January 05, 2019, 11:34:53 AM
make that 200lbs front squat now.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2018 edition
Post by: agrajag on January 08, 2019, 04:10:30 PM
seems I pulled my right hip flexor. Not sure how, squatting too much, overuse injury? Oh well, I got 205 front squat yesterday. Going to ice it and massage it with a roller, should be back in action in a couple of days. I am nursing bicep tendonitis, so I need to take it easy on my upper body as well, so I guess I'll just take a day or two off from the gym altogether.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2018 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on January 08, 2019, 07:54:44 PM
Did farmers walks today, just 225s but with the shitty gym clips. On the fourth round I spun too fast and the weight came off to my right, so, you guessed it, they came off on the left too comoetely unbalancing me. Like those gym fail vids. I blew it with everyone in the gym at that moment, even the weird 6'4 malnourished old dude that keeps checking me out.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2018 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on January 08, 2019, 08:31:48 PM
Hes my final resort :drool

Let me paint a better picture

Short shorts, yellowed white t-shirt, seems to only do cardio and lightweight curls
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2018 edition
Post by: agrajag on January 11, 2019, 04:19:19 PM
that doesn't sound too healthy mang
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2018 edition
Post by: agrajag on January 11, 2019, 04:39:55 PM
that doesn't sound too healthy mang

How so?

Thought like 3% was too low territory.

there's "too low" and there is 3%. If you tried to stay at 3% for a prolonged period of time your body would shut down and you would die.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2018 edition
Post by: Boogie on January 11, 2019, 10:20:18 PM
I’m finally consistently sub-190lbs over the last three months since I moved.  (Sorry mups, my lady prefers me lean, so Bulking Boogie is probably done.)  and I think it’s the subtle diet changes with my different routine as a family man.

Problem is, I need to buy a tighter belt.  All of my jeans are hanging dangerously low on my waist these days.  :-[
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2018 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on January 12, 2019, 08:01:54 AM
At 160 now, creeping down to 157. But I've been including stuff like raisin bran and high fiber bread in my daily intake. My lowest weight was me at my most carb depleted too. I honestly feel better including carbs in the form of very high fiber instead of straight low carb/keto.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2018 edition
Post by: Boogie on January 12, 2019, 02:58:59 PM
Also, I am in the beginning stages of building a garage gym.

(https://i.imgur.com/tabLqEz.jpg)

(https://i.imgur.com/rXKjOLA.jpg)

Hope to put in a cheap power rack within a couple weeks.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2018 edition
Post by: Nabbis on January 12, 2019, 03:43:24 PM
Wish i had a home gym. :-\ It's not too bad at the one i go to but i hate waiting in line for equipment.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2018 edition
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on January 16, 2019, 12:54:57 PM
OK guys, I'm not a guy who wants to get swole or anything. Not gonna make charts and matrices to track anything. But I do have a question.
I go to the gym about 4-5 times a week. And I'm seeing some good results.
But I do have a question.
What I typically do is settle on the machines that are going to work what I want to work on that day. I do graduated reps (like I'll start at 80kg on one machine and do like 40 reps, then move to 90kg and do 35, 100kg 30 and so forth). Typically I'll switch machines so like I'll do my first rep on the chest press, then move to the leg press machine and do my first rep there then move back and do the second rep on the chest press and so on.
I find it gives my body time to recover and I do the reps easier this way.

Last few times I've tried just staying at a machine until I'm done with all the reps. This takes longer and I definitely feel it more.

So which is a better approach? I feel like I need less recovery time and can get through my workout faster by switching the area of focus after each rep. But I do feel that not switching around makes it "feel" more effective overall.

What say you?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2018 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on January 16, 2019, 01:08:34 PM
OK guys, I'm not a guy who wants to get swole or anything. Not gonna make charts and matrices to track anything. But I do have a question.
I go to the gym about 4-5 times a week. And I'm seeing some good results.
But I do have a question.
What I typically do is settle on the machines that are going to work what I want to work on that day. I do graduated reps (like I'll start at 80kg on one machine and do like 40 reps, then move to 90kg and do 35, 100kg 30 and so forth). Typically I'll switch machines so like I'll do my first rep on the chest press, then move to the leg press machine and do my first rep there then move back and do the second rep on the chest press and so on.
I find it gives my body time to recover and I do the reps easier this way.

Last few times I've tried just staying at a machine until I'm done with all the reps. This takes longer and I definitely feel it more.

So which is a better approach? I feel like I need less recovery time and can get through my workout faster by switching the area of focus after each rep. But I do feel that not switching around makes it "feel" more effective overall.

What say you?

That's a max effort vs volume question. I feel, with machines, basically what Stro said. The benefit of what you're doing is keeping your heart rate up by minimizing rest times which will be good for burning calories.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2018 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on January 16, 2019, 01:38:18 PM
Incorporating sled work on my cardio days. Basically 6 intervals for 5 sets. People were looking at me sideways. I then walked by a mirror and realized my face was fucking cherry red. It fucking takes your soul.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2018 edition
Post by: agrajag on January 28, 2019, 01:41:13 PM
new front squat PR 210x1

225 getting closer and closer
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2018 edition
Post by: dkdk on January 28, 2019, 06:43:23 PM
being a youtube/IG fitness star seems like a lot more work and soul-whoring than it's worth. i follow some of those folks and they all seem kind of...empty. i can't describe it.
and i say that as someone who's in shape enough and actually has someone willing to do all the video/promo work to pull it off (my buddy has launched a few successful brands and music acts).

i'd rather just continue to work on myself, play sports and help my friends get in better shape rather than make it my life.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2018 edition
Post by: Beezy on January 28, 2019, 10:04:03 PM
Juji (funny) and AthleanX dude (very detailed) are the only ones who don't bore me to death.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2018 edition
Post by: agrajag on January 30, 2019, 07:41:21 PM
exercise variation is a great thing. Whenever I take a break for a particular lift and take a few weeks to do a different variation, when I come back to it I am always stronger.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2018 edition
Post by: agrajag on February 05, 2019, 02:38:00 PM
what did you do to get that capped delt look? Don't tell me that's frok the backpack carry stuff
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2018 edition
Post by: agrajag on February 05, 2019, 02:43:40 PM
interesting. Intuitively, none of those movements seem to hit lateral delts, but I can't knock the results
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2018 edition
Post by: agrajag on February 05, 2019, 02:49:13 PM
I haven't trained shoulders (besides indirectly hitting them with flat or incline bench) for weeks now because shoulder stuff gives me a lot of discomfort, despite warming up my rotator cuffs and doing a ton of dislocations and band pull aparts and face pulls. I think I am gonna rotate back in some side lateral raises this week though
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2018 edition
Post by: agrajag on February 05, 2019, 03:21:34 PM
 :crazy

pretty sure that ain't normal Stro
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2018 edition
Post by: ToxicAdam on February 05, 2019, 04:17:30 PM
You can will yourself to feel less pain. Your mental state plays a huge role on how you handle it. People balk at this or think it's macho bullshit, but it's true.

So, it doesn't surprise me that a systemic approach of engaging in it and confronting it has helped you.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2018 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on February 08, 2019, 10:49:30 AM
Been doing targeted glute work and my Deadlift has been skyrocketing. My grip is much stronger too from doing farmers walks and fat grip work.

I'm still having issues with my squat though. It feels like I've found my position, mechanically, for the deadlift but the squat still illudes me.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2018 edition
Post by: agrajag on February 08, 2019, 10:41:34 PM
despite bruising the back of my neck somehow, managed to keep training and progressing on deadlifts and front squats. Got 175 3x3 on FS earlier this week, which is a 3 rep pr and 310 3x3 on deads, which is also a 3 rep PR.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2018 edition
Post by: BisMarckie on February 10, 2019, 08:39:50 PM
(https://gifimage.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/vince-mcmahon-bodybuilder-gif-14.gif)
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2018 edition
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 10, 2019, 08:46:26 PM
Lost 10 pounds last month.  Still need to do 10 more to lose last years depression gains.  And then 10-20 more after to be in an actual healthy range. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2018 edition
Post by: agrajag on February 18, 2019, 01:38:30 PM
just did back squats 210 5x5 followed by a set of 155x20. My quads feel like jello right now.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2018 edition
Post by: agrajag on February 23, 2019, 09:01:55 AM
Fucking obliterated my back today bruhs. Five sets of static front rack holds 245 30 seconds each. Whew lads.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2018 edition
Post by: agrajag on February 23, 2019, 02:21:10 PM
I actually posted that before I completed the sets. I ended up doing 245x3, 255, 265  :smug
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2018 edition
Post by: agrajag on February 27, 2019, 11:20:45 AM
Front rack holds today

275 for 27 seconds.


Hopefully this has some good carryover for my front squats and push press when I start doing those again.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2018 edition
Post by: agrajag on February 27, 2019, 11:30:03 AM
hot and cold therapy, breh
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2018 edition
Post by: agrajag on February 27, 2019, 11:39:19 AM
damn, be careful bro.

I tweaked my back deadlifting a few weeks ago and it was really sore for like three weeks, but iced it and took hot baths religiously and started stretching a lot more. Now my back feels great after deadlifting even though I am lifting more than a month ago.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2018 edition
Post by: Mupepe on February 27, 2019, 12:49:29 PM
...Thankfully people peg me...
:aah
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2018 edition
Post by: agrajag on March 02, 2019, 01:47:26 PM
the rogue belt squat machine is such a game changer brehs
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2018 edition
Post by: EightBitNate on March 05, 2019, 04:03:49 PM
What motivates you, Stro
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2018 edition
Post by: agrajag on March 05, 2019, 04:09:54 PM
front rack holds 285 for 15 secs, 3 sets after deadlifts today
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2018 edition
Post by: agrajag on March 08, 2019, 04:14:40 PM
somehow tweaked my left knee deadlifting a few days ago. Gonna be all upper body tor a few days..  :-\
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2018 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on March 11, 2019, 01:37:29 PM
Been tweaking my squat and come to find my grip width was too narrow. I widened it by a good amount and it allows my torso to be a bit more upright, stopping my upper body from wanting to dump the weight forward. I'm also able to sit into full depth with way more tension.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2018 edition
Post by: agrajag on March 20, 2019, 01:11:56 PM
I haven't gone in about two weeks, feel like my strength is completely gone now, and I was just just a few workouts from PRing the 1rm on all my lifts. 
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2018 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on March 27, 2019, 11:38:18 AM
Did overhead squats today. New appreciation for Olympic lifters. Was wobbly and shaky and could only do 65lb as I got the form and motion down.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2018 edition
Post by: agrajag on April 13, 2019, 10:21:21 AM
I think I have a minor LCL tear in my left knee. It doesn't really hurt when I do anything, but it feels tender to the touch on the outside of my quad slightly above the knee. I guess no squats for a while, but I can deadlift just fine and do leg curls/hypers. Feels bad man.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2018 edition
Post by: agrajag on April 22, 2019, 10:10:34 PM
So after some time off, it seems the LCL was just a minor tear or perhaps some inflammation. But I've been in no rush to start squatting at all. In the meantime I've set some conventomnal deadlift PR's

330x3
335x3
310 5x5

gonna go for 355 or 360 single soonish
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2018 edition
Post by: agrajag on May 03, 2019, 08:16:11 PM
front rack holds today

295 for 16 secs
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2018 edition
Post by: agrajag on May 18, 2019, 12:01:10 PM
(https://www.gymsource.com/media/prod.image/c/y/cyb-vr1-backextension-1_4.jpg)

brehs this machine is a godsend deadlift assistance. It puts you in the same angle as a deadlift and you can hammer out as much volume as you want without any axial loading and the risk of form breakdown is much lower. I am enjoying these a lot more than good mornings. Let's see if incorporating this exercise has carryover to my deadlifts.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2018 edition
Post by: agrajag on May 29, 2019, 11:29:52 AM
370 deadlift achievement unlocked... the road to 405 begins
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2018 edition
Post by: agrajag on June 16, 2019, 11:54:03 AM
drove down to Bradenton to see the WSM finals. Jeez these guys are huge. :o

Also Miss USA 2019 is here, she is gorgeous!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2018 edition
Post by: Himu on July 12, 2019, 11:09:36 PM
Started doing 72 hour water fasts. Mostly drinking leaf green tea and the results have been incredible.

edit: and now i'm drooling over Stro. :brazilcry
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2018 edition
Post by: Himu on July 20, 2019, 10:57:54 PM
:drool
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2018 edition
Post by: chronovore on August 19, 2019, 05:29:55 AM
Doing intermittent fasting to lose weight.
3-4 days a week, I skip dinner. Most people telling me that skipping breakfast is easier, but if I show up to work with low blood sugar, there'll probably be an international incident on the news by noon.
Seems like it helps to think of fasting pains as the same kind of pain one gets when working out. It's effort toward a goal.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2018 edition
Post by: chronovore on August 20, 2019, 01:39:32 AM
IF isn't about skipping meals, it's about setting a time frame on your eating

I'm putting an 18-hour gap in my eating. I don't eat after 14:00, and eat breakfast at 08:00 -- Is that what you mean?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2018 edition
Post by: chronovore on August 20, 2019, 10:19:03 PM
No. I mean you said 3-4 days a week you skip dinner, which has nothing to do with IF. If your gap is 18 hours, you should have all of your meals in those remaining 6 hours, not skipping meals.

Okay, let me rephrase that: I eat breakfast at 08:00, then make sure I eat by 13:00 and finish by 14:00. That's the 6 hours in which I eat.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2018 edition
Post by: Boogie on August 22, 2019, 01:00:37 PM
So, I decided that I got bored with just completely winging it in the gym for so long, and decided to try 5/3/1. 

Its been three months, aaaand so far I really like it.  I had no idea that in its core, it was so low-volume.  Leaves me with enough energy for cardio and hockey (and jiu jitsu once I get my busy, procrastinating butt back into it.  Haven’t got into a club since I moved last November.  :-\ )

Makes me kick myself for not jumping on the 5/3/1 train years ago.

I’m not expecting to be setting any landmark PRs, but I would like to see if I can match the PRs I hit when I weighed almost 200lbs, while weighing sub-190lbs now.

Feels weird only doing each of the major lifts once a week though.  Just feels wrong only squatting once a week.  :lol
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2018 edition
Post by: BlueTsunami on August 22, 2019, 10:57:59 PM
So, I decided that I got bored with just completely winging it in the gym for so long, and decided to try 5/3/1. 

Its been three months, aaaand so far I really like it.  I had no idea that in its core, it was so low-volume.  Leaves me with enough energy for cardio and hockey (and jiu jitsu once I get my busy, procrastinating butt back into it.  Haven’t got into a club since I moved last November.  :-\ )

Makes me kick myself for not jumping on the 5/3/1 train years ago.

I’m not expecting to be setting any landmark PRs, but I would like to see if I can match the PRs I hit when I weighed almost 200lbs, while weighing sub-190lbs now.

Feels weird only doing each of the major lifts once a week though.  Just feels wrong only squatting once a week.  :lol

Jim Wendler is def about leaving some in the tank. That's also why I love that programming. The oy danger is it's easy to keep adding accessory lifts due to this and burning out (what happens with me).

I'm currently trying to jump start my diet again. Currently getting into green smoothies as a way to make sure my micronutrients are on point. Had no idea I didn't have to chew through a shitload of spinach. My macro setup is low carb but with the addition of these green smoothies.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2018 edition
Post by: OnlyRegret on October 10, 2019, 03:43:57 AM
Tried out renegade rows. What a weirdly satisfying exercise.
My core feels stimulated all over, I'm sore in sides where I didn't know it was possible, good shit.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2018 edition
Post by: OnlyRegret on December 19, 2019, 09:16:00 PM
abs look interlocking
kinda cool
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2018 edition
Post by: Boogie on December 20, 2019, 09:28:03 AM
I’m starting to plateau a bit on 5/3/1. 

Not sure if it’s because I’m not allowing myself to bulk up, and am keeping myself at a ceiling of 192lbs, or if maybe it’s the limitations of age starting to show.

But not hitting my target reps on squats about half of the time lately.  Deadlifts are still going fine for now though.  OHP progress has completely flatlined.

Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2018 edition
Post by: OnlyRegret on December 20, 2019, 07:44:00 PM
Awesome pics. Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakin' huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivation.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2018 edition
Post by: OnlyRegret on January 01, 2020, 03:23:20 PM
fuark, chiseled out adonis belt and everything
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2018 edition
Post by: Boogie on January 02, 2020, 10:50:16 AM
First workout in 8 days after the holidays.  Was wondering if it would result in a good performance due to being rested, or a bad one because of the layoff.

Today was a squat day, program called for 5 reps at 320.

I struggled to complete 2 reps.  Fuuuuuck.  >:(
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2018 edition
Post by: Boogie on January 03, 2020, 11:13:31 AM
Update: ohhhh ya, DOMS got me walking around like a 90-year old man today.  Stairs are the enemy.

Even though it was 8 days since my last workout, I think it was a full 2-2.5 weeks since I last did squats.  So that may explain the whack performance a bit.  But still frustrating.
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2018 edition
Post by: OnlyRegret on February 02, 2020, 09:22:15 PM
DOMS in the buttcheeks, literally butthurt rn lmao
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2018 edition
Post by: Flannel Boy on February 25, 2020, 11:16:35 AM

1/1/2020 weight: 141

. . .

Overhead press went from 140 to 220


I know I'm late, but what is this witchcraft?
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2018 edition
Post by: Ghoul on February 25, 2020, 01:30:55 PM
Gay for Stro RN!
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2018 edition
Post by: OnlyRegret on February 25, 2020, 02:35:07 PM
can technically call stro a skinhead :jawalrus
Title: Re: FitnessBore - 2018 edition
Post by: OnlyRegret on March 02, 2020, 09:07:43 PM
What auxiliary and corrective exercises do you guys include?
Over time I find I just keep accumulating more and more, from what I've read and viewed.

Rotatory external rots and raise, lower trap, hip flexors, and so on... Gets messy.