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Title: whats with chicks and tattoos
Post by: Shuri on September 06, 2010, 10:09:21 AM
I just got one on my left arm, it was a giant one (but small enough so that it doesnt show if i'm wearing a shirt or etc for work), and holy lol at the reactions from chicks I know. Over the past week, they all creamed their panties about how badass it makes me look; it wasnt like 'oh thats nice' reactions, more like 'OMG AWESOME, CAN I SEE IT AGAIN OMG THIS MAKES YOU LOOK FUCKING MANLY'.  my girlfriend kept raving about it and how it looked on me and how manly it was, and I got the sexy time of a decade when i got home.

What the fuck is up with tattoos, is this a documented effect on females? SCIENCE has to be provide an answer!
Title: Re: whats with chicks and tattoos
Post by: Bebpo on September 06, 2010, 10:44:41 AM
Yeah, I've noticed this too.

I won't get a tattoo because I change my tastes ever 5 years and I'm sure I'll be embarrassed of whatever stupid shit I put on there in the future.
Title: Re: whats with chicks and tattoos
Post by: Shuri on September 06, 2010, 12:48:59 PM
this is what it looks like. It itches like a bitch so i'm using polysporin. The text says "Leave luck to heaven"
(http://i52.tinypic.com/qxq4cn.jpg)
Forgive the minimal arm flab :( i need to go back to the gym again
Title: Re: whats with chicks and tattoos
Post by: Beezy on September 06, 2010, 12:52:43 PM
I bet someone here photoshops that into a dick.
Title: Re: whats with chicks and tattoos
Post by: Shuri on September 06, 2010, 01:11:32 PM
I hope so  :-*
Title: Re: whats with chicks and tattoos
Post by: fistfulofmetal on September 06, 2010, 01:20:00 PM
leave luck to heaven :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: whats with chicks and tattoos
Post by: Great Rumbler on September 06, 2010, 01:31:52 PM
leave luck to heaven :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl

:lol
Title: Re: whats with chicks and tattoos
Post by: CajoleJuice on September 06, 2010, 01:33:16 PM
wow dude :rofl
Title: Re: whats with chicks and tattoos
Post by: Bacchus7 on September 06, 2010, 01:34:53 PM
Looks like the skull from the Zero skate brand.
Title: Re: whats with chicks and tattoos
Post by: Bacchus7 on September 06, 2010, 01:35:02 PM
or the Punisher.
Title: Re: whats with chicks and tattoos
Post by: patrickula on September 06, 2010, 01:36:37 PM
Srsly?  :rofl

Well I guess if the ladies love it... :teehee

Reminds me of the Punisher also.
Title: Re: whats with chicks and tattoos
Post by: fistfulofmetal on September 06, 2010, 01:37:28 PM
         
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LEAVE LUCK TO HEAVEN
                          \
(http://img135.imageshack.us/img135/2903/punisher2raystevenson.jpg)
Title: Re: whats with chicks and tattoos
Post by: demi on September 06, 2010, 01:46:20 PM
Wow, I was thinking it was a star of david or something small but... yeah, that'll drop some panties.
Title: Re: whats with chicks and tattoos
Post by: patrickula on September 06, 2010, 01:53:50 PM
OK, googled it... that phrase is a translation of Nintendo. I'm ashamed that I'm ashamed that I didn't know that  :-\
Title: Now you're playing with power!
Post by: Joe Molotov on September 06, 2010, 02:02:49 PM
So you got a giant skull and a Nintendo slogan tattooed all over your arm? Sweet. (http://www.evilbore.com/forum/Themes/dilbermc/images/post/thumbup.gif)
Title: Re: whats with chicks and tattoos
Post by: demi on September 06, 2010, 02:04:30 PM
OK, googled it... that phrase is a translation of Nintendo. I'm ashamed that I'm ashamed that I didn't know that  :-\

omg it does :lol
Title: Re: whats with chicks and tattoos
Post by: demi on September 06, 2010, 02:08:18 PM
(http://kotaku.com/assets/resources/2007/10/leavelucktoheaventat.jpg)
Title: Re: whats with chicks and tattoos
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 06, 2010, 02:15:49 PM
Wait, Shuri is a boy?
Title: Re: whats with chicks and tattoos
Post by: tiesto on September 06, 2010, 02:16:51 PM
or the Punisher.

That's what I thought it was supposed to be...

And I was under the impression shuri wasn't a big fan of Nintendo, or Japanese gaming in general... which makes the "Leave Luck To Heaven" quote weird.
Title: Re: whats with chicks and tattoos
Post by: Diunx on September 06, 2010, 02:21:26 PM
I wonder if the Metal Gear tattoo I'm planning on getting is gonna receive the same reactions.
Title: Re: whats with chicks and tattoos
Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 06, 2010, 02:24:36 PM
why the fuck would you get a videogame tattoo

seriously, how will you explain it 10 years from now, or 30?

"oh my god, this is the symbol for FOXDIE!"
 
"is that the callsign for your army unit?"

"it's from the most AMAZING VIDEO GA...uh, yeah, it is"
Title: Re: whats with chicks and tattoos
Post by: Diunx on September 06, 2010, 02:29:17 PM
why the fuck would you get a videogame tattoo

seriously, how will you explain it 10 years from now, or 30?

"oh my god, this is the symbol for FOXDIE!"
 
"is that the callsign for your army unit?"

"it's from the most AMAZING VIDEO GA...uh, yeah, it is"

I'm getting the FoxHOUND logo old man :smug
Title: Re: whats with chicks and tattoos
Post by: fistfulofmetal on September 06, 2010, 02:44:07 PM
i have a wallet with the foxhound logo on it 8)
Title: Re: whats with chicks and tattoos
Post by: Diunx on September 06, 2010, 02:54:03 PM
i have a wallet with the foxhound logo on it 8)

I actually ordered one from ebay like 3 weeks ago, it gets here on Wednesday :hyper
Title: Re: whats with chicks and tattoos
Post by: FatalT on September 06, 2010, 03:15:20 PM
:rofl
Title: Re: whats with chicks and tattoos
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on September 06, 2010, 03:25:51 PM
why the fuck would you get a videogame tattoo

seriously, how will you explain it 10 years from now, or 30?

or next month even.
Title: Re: whats with chicks and tattoos
Post by: T-Short on September 06, 2010, 03:34:25 PM
this is what it looks like. It itches like a bitch so i'm using polysporin. The text says "Leave luck to heaven"
(http://i52.tinypic.com/qxq4cn.jpg)
Forgive the minimal arm flab :( i need to go back to the gym again

haha. holy shit
Title: Re: whats with chicks and tattoos
Post by: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on September 06, 2010, 03:39:18 PM
wtf :lol

is this thread fo' real?
Title: Re: whats with chicks and tattoos
Post by: dicklaurent on September 06, 2010, 03:41:16 PM
lmao
Title: Re: whats with chicks and tattoos
Post by: Diunx on September 06, 2010, 03:42:26 PM
That's a fucking awful tattoo by the way ot, forgot to mention it.
Title: Re: whats with chicks and tattoos
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on September 06, 2010, 03:44:01 PM
Potential hall of fame thread right here.

I hope to hell shuri is just trolling us, posting this from some permavirgin nintard's photobucket he found on GAF.
Title: Re: whats with chicks and tattoos
Post by: Akala on September 06, 2010, 03:48:32 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: whats with chicks and tattoos
Post by: WrikaWrek on September 06, 2010, 04:23:18 PM
Ugly fucking tattoo.
Title: Re: whats with chicks and tattoos
Post by: Himu on September 06, 2010, 04:37:40 PM
:rofl
Title: Re: whats with chicks and tattoos
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on September 06, 2010, 05:24:54 PM
what, was there not enough room for "Don't Believe In Yourself. Believe In Me, Who Believes In You!"
Title: Re: whats with chicks and tattoos
Post by: patrickula on September 06, 2010, 05:47:43 PM
So is this a troll or what  :lol
Title: Re: whats with chicks and tattoos
Post by: OptimoPeach on September 06, 2010, 06:14:30 PM
I'm trying to figure out whose tattoo is worse, this guy's or Kosma's gay unicorn...
:lol
Title: Re: whats with chicks and tattoos
Post by: Tieno on September 06, 2010, 06:16:53 PM
Are you guys talking about kosma's penis or does he actually have a gay unicorn tattoo?
Title: Re: whats with chicks and tattoos
Post by: Great Rumbler on September 06, 2010, 06:23:03 PM
Are you guys talking about kosma's penis or does he actually have a gay unicorn tattoo?

http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=30169.msg850916#msg850916 (http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=30169.msg850916#msg850916)
Title: Re: whats with chicks and tattoos
Post by: lennedsay on September 06, 2010, 06:25:05 PM
looks like a pegasus to me, but regardless  :lol
Title: Re: whats with chicks and tattoos
Post by: Madrun Badrun on September 06, 2010, 06:32:02 PM
Are you guys talking about kosma's penis or does he actually have a gay unicorn tattoo?

http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=30169.msg850916#msg850916 (http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=30169.msg850916#msg850916)

That was best thread this forum has had.  So good.
Title: Re: whats with chicks and tattoos
Post by: demi on September 06, 2010, 06:37:28 PM
Where the fuck is shuri, quit hiding, come out and tell us about your videogame tattoo.
Title: Re: whats with chicks and tattoos
Post by: Madrun Badrun on September 06, 2010, 06:54:57 PM
Shuri after getting the tattoo did your artist say "You're one cool dude" while giving you a thumbs up?
Title: Re: whats with chicks and tattoos
Post by: Beezy on September 06, 2010, 07:04:51 PM
VS tat having queer is a queer
Title: Re: whats with chicks and tattoos
Post by: AdmiralViscen on September 06, 2010, 07:20:10 PM
Should've gone with a giant dick with the tagline "Now you're playing with Power"
Title: Re: whats with chicks and tattoos
Post by: Shuri on September 06, 2010, 07:42:39 PM
Bitches  :lol

1)Yes, this the punisher skull,
2) :lol at the nintendo reference., but its actually based on a french saying, which is "Laisse la chance au ciel et le ciel t'aidera", but its too long, and "laisse la chance au ciel" is still too long, the tattoo parlor guy actually suggested it to write it in english. I realized the Nintendo reference as it was being done but I dont give a crap
3) it looks nice. People like it. I like it. So thats how it goes.
4) the tattoo guy took a pic of it to put it on their internet site.

So yeah.


Title: Re: whats with chicks and tattoos
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on September 06, 2010, 07:53:36 PM
oh, you "accidentally" got yourself tattooed with the English translation of Nintendo, I see

the French saying is actually "Aide-toi et le ciel t'aidera," or "God/Heaven helps those who help themselves"

reverse translating "Leave luck to Heaven" into French and grafting it onto an existing French saying was a good try at a save, but obvious troll is still obvious
Title: Re: whats with chicks and tattoos
Post by: demi on September 06, 2010, 07:56:08 PM
I still think your flabby arms are hot shuri.
Title: Re: whats with chicks and tattoos
Post by: Shuri on September 06, 2010, 07:57:24 PM
oh, you "accidentally" got yourself tattooed with the English translation of Nintendo, I see

the French saying is actually "Aide-toi et le ciel t'aidera," or "God/Heaven helps those who help themselves"

reverse translating "Leave luck to Heaven" into French and grafting it onto an existing French saying was a good try at a save, but obvious troll is still obvious

.. are you honestly challenging a native french speaker at french ..

I know demi, they are!

edit: the nintendo ref is actually accidental, see posting history of shitting on nintendo; and i only own a wii that hasnt been turned on in like 2 years so fuck off  :lol
Title: Re: whats with chicks and tattoos
Post by: T-Short on September 06, 2010, 07:58:33 PM
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I realized the Nintendo reference as it was being done but I dont give a crap

as it was being done. ahahaha yes
Title: Re: whats with chicks and tattoos
Post by: AdmiralViscen on September 06, 2010, 08:33:16 PM
oh, you "accidentally" got yourself tattooed with the English translation of Nintendo, I see

the French saying is actually "Aide-toi et le ciel t'aidera," or "God/Heaven helps those who help themselves"

reverse translating "Leave luck to Heaven" into French and grafting it onto an existing French saying was a good try at a save, but obvious troll is still obvious

:rofl
Title: Re: whats with chicks and tattoos
Post by: Great Rumbler on September 06, 2010, 08:36:55 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aide-toi,_le_ciel_t'aidera
Title: Re: whats with chicks and tattoos
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on September 06, 2010, 08:47:21 PM
oh, you "accidentally" got yourself tattooed with the English translation of Nintendo, I see

the French saying is actually "Aide-toi et le ciel t'aidera," or "God/Heaven helps those who help themselves"

reverse translating "Leave luck to Heaven" into French and grafting it onto an existing French saying was a good try at a save, but obvious troll is still obvious

.. are you honestly challenging a native french speaker at french ..


Do you really want to get into a translation fight? Fine. Let's do this.

2) :lol at the nintendo reference., but its actually based on a french saying, which is "Laisse la chance au ciel et le ciel t'aidera", but its too long, and "laisse la chance au ciel" is still too long, the tattoo parlor guy actually suggested it to write it in english. I realized the Nintendo reference as it was being done but I dont give a crap


(http://i54.tinypic.com/2iqlmxe.jpg)

The correct French would be "Laissez la chance au ciel."

(http://i54.tinypic.com/4j910.jpg)

Hmm. How about that.
Title: Re: whats with chicks and tattoos
Post by: Diunx on September 06, 2010, 08:51:32 PM
Bitches  :lol
4) the tattoo guy took a pic of it to put it on their internet site.

So yeah.



Damn! that guy must suck.
Title: Re: whats with chicks and tattoos
Post by: cool breeze on September 06, 2010, 08:53:00 PM
the important thing is that he's happy with it  :heart
Title: Re: whats with chicks and tattoos
Post by: AdmiralViscen on September 06, 2010, 09:07:03 PM
:rofl
Title: Re: whats with chicks and tattoos
Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 06, 2010, 09:13:34 PM
yeah, hall of shame this :lol
Title: Re: whats with chicks and tattoos
Post by: fistfulofmetal on September 06, 2010, 09:14:13 PM
Shuri
Nintendo Fan Girl
Title: Re: whats with chicks and tattoos
Post by: Madrun Badrun on September 06, 2010, 10:11:35 PM
:lol
Title: Re: whats with chicks and tattoos
Post by: drew on September 06, 2010, 10:11:51 PM
That was best thread this forum has had.  So good.

and it was about me

imagine that
Title: Re: whats with chicks and tattoos
Post by: lennedsay on September 06, 2010, 10:14:45 PM
double icon across the sky! :rofl
Title: Re: whats with chicks and tattoos
Post by: Bebpo on September 06, 2010, 10:16:25 PM
this is what it looks like. It itches like a bitch so i'm using polysporin. The text says "Leave luck to heaven"
(http://3mb.us/images/418_shuri.jpg)
Forgive the minimal arm flab :( i need to go back to the gym again

Is that what it should have been.

:rofl
Title: Re: whats with chicks and tattoos
Post by: fistfulofmetal on September 06, 2010, 10:18:53 PM
clever use of plastic wrap
Title: Re: whats with chicks and tattoos
Post by: drew on September 06, 2010, 10:26:26 PM
is that suppossed to be an arm?

it looks like a lump of congealed turkey
Title: Re: whats with chicks and tattoos
Post by: Mandark on September 06, 2010, 10:43:13 PM
 :lol

Getting a tattoo on the Bore is basically issuing a challenge to Jinfash.
Title: Re: whats with chicks and tattoos
Post by: Boogie on September 06, 2010, 10:51:25 PM
this is what it looks like. It itches like a bitch so i'm using polysporin. The text says "Leave luck to heaven"
(http://i52.tinypic.com/qxq4cn.jpg)
Forgive the minimal arm flab :( i need to go back to the gym again

umm....

wow.
Title: Re: whats with chicks and tattoos
Post by: Madrun Badrun on September 06, 2010, 10:54:46 PM
Boogie can you arrest someone for having bad taste?
Title: Re: whats with chicks and tattoos
Post by: lennedsay on September 06, 2010, 10:56:51 PM
Ok, so I wasn't the only one that thought Shuri was a girl?
Title: Re: whats with chicks and tattoos
Post by: Boogie on September 06, 2010, 10:58:48 PM
Ok, so I wasn't the only one that thought Shuri was a girl?

Umm, yeah, you're the only one.  Shuri goes way back, had epic girl drama thread on GAF like 7 years ago.
Title: Re: whats with chicks and tattoos
Post by: Boogie on September 06, 2010, 10:59:58 PM
Boogie can you arrest someone for having bad taste?

Actually, I'm tempted to get one myself.  :-*
Title: Re: whats with chicks and tattoos
Post by: drew on September 06, 2010, 11:05:57 PM
hey boogie, im gonna bring my push dagger with me when i go to toronto in a couple months, the fuck are you gonna do about it?
Title: Re: whats with chicks and tattoos
Post by: Boogie on September 06, 2010, 11:13:27 PM
hey boogie, im gonna bring my push dagger with me when i go to toronto in a couple months, the fuck are you gonna do about it?

Put a lookout with CBSA to have you put through secondary when you try to cross the border?  Enjoy the rubber gloves!   :teehee
Title: Re: whats with chicks and tattoos
Post by: drew on September 06, 2010, 11:54:50 PM
 :drool
Title: Re: whats with chicks and tattoos
Post by: tehjaybo on September 07, 2010, 12:24:32 AM
hey boogie, im gonna bring my push dagger with me when i go to toronto in a couple months, the fuck are you gonna do about it?

Put a lookout with CBSA to have you put through secondary when you try to cross the border?  Enjoy the rubber gloves!   :teehee

My monocle popped out when I read this and laughed.
Title: Re: whats with chicks and tattoos
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on September 07, 2010, 06:37:05 AM
Just stopping by again to laugh at this embarrassment  :lol :rofl :lol
Title: Re: whats with chicks and tattoos
Post by: CrystalGemini on September 07, 2010, 08:04:45 AM
Thought this would be a thread about chicks getting tattoos.  Seems like the thing to do nowadays.
Title: Re: whats with chicks and tattoos
Post by: Himu on September 07, 2010, 10:11:09 AM
GET RID OF THIS THREAD BEFORE DREW RUINS IT

spoiler (click to show/hide)
:-*
[close]
Title: Re: whats with chicks and tattoos
Post by: Barry Egan on September 07, 2010, 10:36:04 AM
I can totally picture the chatter that this tattoo draws out.

Girl 1:  Isn't that the same skull featured in The Punisher movie, starring world renowned actor, Tom Jane?  He's my favorite!  ;)

Girl 2: Isn't that the direct to english translation of my favorite video game corporation, creators of the NES entertainment system Nintendo LTD?  I've never seen this side of you before Shuri...

yep.  buncha haters in this thread. 
Title: Re: whats with chicks and tattoos
Post by: drew on September 07, 2010, 10:41:07 AM
seriously, thats not even an arm, i cant even figure out where it would begin and end, it looks like an oval

freak

FREAK
Title: Re: whats with chicks and tattoos
Post by: Great Rumbler on September 07, 2010, 10:47:17 AM
One of these days, in some random place, Shuri will be showing off tattoo to some hot chicas and this buck-toothed nerd with a pocket-protector and thick glasses will glance over and notice the tattoo. He'll wander over and blurt out "Oh hey, 'Leave Luck to Heaven', so you must really love, Nintendo, huh?" and then he'll sniff really loudly and push up his glasses with his forefinger. Silence follows.

But we'll never know for sure, because Shuri would never post a story like that.
Title: Re: whats with chicks and tattoos
Post by: Mupepe on September 07, 2010, 10:54:43 AM
:lol

I've found the opposite, most chicks I know hate most tattoos.  Especially "macho" shit like that.  maybe they were poking some fun?  and your gf is probably just trying to be supportive.  Or you know a bunch of 16 year olds.
Title: Re: whats with chicks and tattoos
Post by: AdmiralViscen on September 07, 2010, 10:54:46 AM
One of these days, in some random place, Shuri will be showing off tattoo to some hot chicas and this buck-toothed nerd with a pocket-protector and thick glasses will glance over and notice the tattoo. He'll wander over and blurt out "Oh hey, 'Leave Luck to Heaven', so you must really love, Nintendo, huh?" and then he'll sniff really loudly and push up his glasses with his forefinger. Silence follows.

But we'll never know for sure, because Shuri would never post a story like that.

Shuri will never post again :lol
Title: Re: whats with chicks and tattoos
Post by: Himu on September 07, 2010, 11:26:31 AM
One of these days, in some random place, Shuri will be showing off tattoo to some hot chicas and this buck-toothed nerd with a pocket-protector and thick glasses will glance over and notice the tattoo. He'll wander over and blurt out "Oh hey, 'Leave Luck to Heaven', so you must really love, Nintendo, huh?" and then he'll sniff really loudly and push up his glasses with his forefinger. Silence follows.

But we'll never know for sure, because Shuri would never post a story like that.

I imagined him sniffing loudly and pushing his glasses up before before I even got to that part :rofl and I just lol'd when you got it
Title: Re: whats with chicks and tattoos
Post by: tiesto on September 07, 2010, 03:56:34 PM
why the fuck would you get a videogame tattoo

seriously, how will you explain it 10 years from now, or 30?

"oh my god, this is the symbol for FOXDIE!"
 
"is that the callsign for your army unit?"

"it's from the most AMAZING VIDEO GA...uh, yeah, it is"
I'm getting the FoxHOUND logo old man :smug



I was talking to someone with the FOX-HOUND logo tattooed on his arm, during MGS4 launch (wanted to get a limited edition PS3).
Title: Re: whats with chicks and tattoos
Post by: Joe Molotov on September 07, 2010, 04:37:40 PM
this is what it looks like. It itches like a bitch so i'm using polysporin. The text says "Leave luck to heaven"
(http://3mb.us/images/418_shuri.jpg)
Forgive the minimal arm flab :( i need to go back to the gym again

Is that what it should have been.

OMG  :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: whats with chicks and tattoos
Post by: Diunx on September 07, 2010, 05:25:41 PM
why the fuck would you get a videogame tattoo

seriously, how will you explain it 10 years from now, or 30?

"oh my god, this is the symbol for FOXDIE!"
 
"is that the callsign for your army unit?"

"it's from the most AMAZING VIDEO GA...uh, yeah, it is"
I'm getting the FoxHOUND logo old man :smug



I was talking to someone with the FOX-HOUND logo tattooed on his arm, during MGS4 launch (wanted to get a limited edition PS3).


Sounds like a cool dude.
Title: Re: whats with chicks and tattoos
Post by: Beezy on September 07, 2010, 05:39:23 PM
why the fuck would you get a videogame tattoo

seriously, how will you explain it 10 years from now, or 30?

"oh my god, this is the symbol for FOXDIE!"
 
"is that the callsign for your army unit?"

"it's from the most AMAZING VIDEO GA...uh, yeah, it is"
I'm getting the FoxHOUND logo old man :smug



I was talking to someone with the FOX-HOUND logo tattooed on his arm, during MGS4 launch (wanted to get a limited edition PS3).


Sounds like a cool dude.
You must have missed the part where he wanted to get a PS3.
Title: Re: whats with chicks and tattoos
Post by: Diunx on September 07, 2010, 05:42:59 PM
That is the best console of this generation so I don't really see your point.
Title: Re: whats with chicks and tattoos
Post by: Beezy on September 07, 2010, 05:55:31 PM
(http://i33.tinypic.com/20126uo.jpg)
Title: Re: whats with chicks and tattoos
Post by: Fresh Prince on September 08, 2010, 01:43:46 AM
Speaking of hilariously awful video game tattoos. Here's a picture I took of a winner wearing a cross from Vagrant Story on his back:

(http://i56.tinypic.com/311w4n7.jpg)
To be fair nobody outside the internet will know where it's from. Plus he has to actually take his shirt off for people to see it.
Title: Re: whats with chicks and tattoos
Post by: demi on September 08, 2010, 01:46:56 AM
Daddy slime has that effect on cool young dude boys